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  • Goto Hana’s “I’ll Probably Get Scammed Into Buying a Vase Someday” Remark Sparks 5ch Reaction: “Does This Joke Still Land in the Reiwa Era?”

    In Hello! Project’s daily “Hello! Q&A” feature, Hana Goto was asked what she considers cute about herself and answered, “For better or worse, I trust people, so I figure I’ll probably get talked into buying a vase myself someday, lol” — a remark that quickly became a talking point on 5ch’s Hello! Project board. “Getting talked into buying a vase” is an old Japanese expression for so-called “spiritual sales” scams run by religious groups (con artists pressuring believers into buying overpriced “spiritually powerful” vases or seals). The thread saw posters invoking Junko Sakurada, an idol who faced similar rumors back in the 1980s, alongside surprised comments wondering whether the joke “still lands in the Reiwa era.” At the same time, the remark also pulled the conversation toward the broader social fallout from the former Unification Church, so the thread ranged from lighthearted banter to more topical exchanges.

    1Anonymous2026/09/23 (Wed) 12:04:56.10
    9/23 Hello! Q&A
    Q: Tell us something you think is cute about yourself.
    Suzuran Ise: I guess how I kind of live by my emotions?
    2Anonymous2026/09/23 (Wed) 12:05:09.58
    Not funny…
    10Anonymous2026/09/23 (Wed) 12:07:04.19
    She does seem like the type who'd be easy to brainwash.
    54Anonymous2026/09/23 (Wed) 12:30:15.93
    I'm in my late 20s/early 30s, but until 'that incident' brought the Unification Church story out into the open, I had no idea that's where the 'getting talked into buying a suspicious vase' joke actually came from.
    59Anonymous2026/09/23 (Wed) 12:37:53.60
    For those of us now in our late 20s/30s, the Unification Church issue was probably kept pretty well 'under control' media-wise throughout our childhood and teenage years.

    Background and Talking Points

    “Getting talked into buying a vase” is a long-standing piece of Japanese slang mocking so-called “spiritual sales” (reikan shōhō) scams, in which people are pressured into buying overpriced vases or seals claimed to carry spiritual power. Several celebrities — most famously Junko Sakurada — were the subject of similar rumors decades ago. The phrase drew renewed attention in recent years after the 2022 shooting of former Prime Minister Shinzo Abe brought the ties between the former Unification Church and Japanese politicians into wide public view, and several posters in the thread said that incident was when they first learned where the joke actually came from. Goto Hana’s comment was simply a self-deprecating joke about her own trusting personality, but reactions on 5ch split between people enjoying it purely as wordplay and others tying it directly to the real-world scandal — underscoring a generational gap in how the word “tsubo” (vase) is understood today. Note: comments containing political arguments or mockery of specific groups have been left out of this article.

    *This article was compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “Goto Hana: ‘For better or worse I trust people, so I figure I’ll probably get talked into buying a vase myself someday, lol’.”

  • Bipolar NEET (27) Says Mom Hasn’t Returned From Trip in 4 Days — 5ch: “I’m the One Being Financially Exploited Here”

    A thread titled “Bipolar NEET (27), it’s been 4 days since Mom vanished” on 5ch’s Newsoku VIP board drew a wave of replies. The poster, who says they hold a disability certificate for bipolar disorder and live with their mother while chipping in for living expenses despite being a NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training), explained that their mother left on a trip with the poster’s older brother and hasn’t come home in four days. The thread ranged from the state of the house — trash and dirty dishes piling up — to arguments over whether the poster had actually gone to Hello Work (Japan’s public employment office), and on to talk of calling the police and whether welfare benefits were even an option. Commenters alternated between teasing the poster for having been “abandoned” and the poster’s own deadpan pushback.

    1Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 09:55:07.273
    Trash is starting to pile up.
    So are the dishes.
    2Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 09:55:23.070
    Send me some PayPay [popular Japanese mobile payment app — this looks like copy-pasted spam], ugh…

    maaya777
    139Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 12:15:44.324
    Re: #2
    That's sweet of you 😭 ugh…
    6Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 09:56:52.083
    What kind of NEET can't even do housework?
    At least do that much.
    10Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 10:06:19.520
    Re: #6
    There's no such thing as a NEET who can do housework.
    140Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 12:16:05.340
    Re: #6
    Facts 😭 ugh…
    9Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 10:01:03.726
    Why not run a poll on X asking 'Do you hate your parents?' and round up some comrades?
    15Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 10:07:54.749
    Re: #9
    No one like that would show up.
    26Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 10:16:07.031
    Mom, probably: 'If the trash is cleaned up when I get back from this trip, I'll put up with it a little longer… if the place is a mess, I'm making up my mind.'
    29Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 10:20:38.713
    Re: #26
    Well, that's it then…
    33Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 10:26:25.867
    What happened to Hello Work? You said you'd go Tuesday.
    34Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 10:27:16.355
    Re: #33
    There's no way this guy actually went.
    35Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 10:38:40.686
    Re: #33
    I did go!
    44Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 10:56:04.865
    Enjoy your last supper.
    From here on it's a one-way road to hell.
    49Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 11:00:22.342
    Re: #44
    I don't want a one-way road like that.
    45Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 10:57:16.312
    Your mother fled because she couldn't take being financially exploited by her son anymore.
    She's never coming back. Ever.
    51Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 11:00:57.614
    Re: #45
    No, she'll probably be back around next week.
    53Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 11:01:48.259
    Re: #45
    I'm the one being financially exploited here…
    69Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 11:10:32.279
    When you're depressed it's easy for your place to turn into a hoarder house, huh.
    As for cooking, are you basically just boiling water?
    72Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 11:16:47.405
    Re: #69
    I cook properly, actually.
    76Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 11:18:27.865
    I don't really get it, but is she actually coming back?
    77Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 11:19:02.817
    Re: #76
    She's coming back.
    It's not like I was abandoned or anything.
    78Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 11:19:23.094
    Re: #76
    Well, if she really were coming back, she'd tell you exactly when.
    The fact that she hasn't kind of says it all, doesn't it?
    99Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 11:44:51.248
    'Once he's on his own, with the certificate for his bipolar disorder, welfare should be easy enough to get approved, and OP [イッチ, 5ch slang for the thread starter] will figure something out' — signed, Mom & Big Bro. Something like that, maybe?
    101Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 11:45:30.631
    Re: #99
    LMAOOO
    103Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 11:46:42.243
    Re: #99
    Except I can't actually get welfare.
    124Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 11:57:30.085
    Why not report it to the police? Say your mother's missing.
    125Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 12:00:06.050
    Re: #124
    It's a 'missing person' report, technically.
    And even if you file one, they just fill out paperwork — they won't actually go looking.
    127Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 12:02:27.104
    Re: #124
    She's not missing.
    128Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 12:02:30.932
    Re: #124
    They'll just take it over the phone and call it done lol

    Background and Key Points

    The “certificate” (手帳, techō) the poster refers to appears to be Japan’s Mental Disability Health and Welfare Certificate, issued to people with psychiatric conditions such as bipolar disorder. It grants holders things like medical-expense subsidies and tax breaks, but it’s an entirely separate system from eligibility for welfare (生活保護, seikatsu hogo — Japan’s public assistance program). Welfare eligibility is assessed on the income and assets of the whole household, so if a family member you live with earns enough, you can be disqualified even with zero income of your own — which is likely the mechanism behind the poster’s claim of “not being able to get welfare.” Reactions in the thread mixed criticism of the poster’s neglect of housework with sympathy for a situation shaped by mental illness, producing a more nuanced response than a simple “stop being lazy” pile-on. It’s also worth noting that no information beyond the poster’s own account is available about why the mother left or when she plans to return, so none of it can be verified from the thread alone.

    ※This article was compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Newsoku VIP) thread “Bipolar NEET (27), it’s been 4 days since Mom vanished.”

  • New Hire’s Phone Blunder Sparks “Blame the Training” Debate on 5ch — “Hello, This Is XX Battery Factory”

    A thread about new employees botching phone calls has been buzzing on 5ch’s “Nandemo Jikkyo G” board. Posters shared story after story of new hires mixing up the company name — like answering “Hello, this is XX Battery Factory” — or getting flustered over the right way to speak while putting a caller on hold. The thread split into two camps: those who saw these blunders as a matter of the new hire’s own aptitude, and those who blamed company culture for putting rookies on phone duty from day one without proper training. The discussion gradually expanded into broader workplace issues — unpaid overtime, how new-hire training should be run, and how harassment complaints get handled.

    2AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:38
    My company is XX Electronics Industries, but our Gen Z new hire on phone duty picked up and said…

    "Hello, this is XX Battery Factory."
    4AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:39
    Re: #2
    Blame the recruiter — the usual take on these threads
    11AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:40
    Re: #2
    "Hello, this is the Shinjuku Training Center." (a cheeky joke swapping in 調教/"training," a word with kinky BDSM connotations, for the real company name)
    13AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:42
    New hire: "Yes, is this Wai-san? Wai-san is currently on another call—"
    Me ("Wai"): "You don't need to add -san when talking to outsiders about someone from inside the company."
    New hire: "Okay."
    ⋯
    New hire: "WAAAI—! PHONE CALL FOR YOU—!"
    (Wai is 2ch/5ch slang the poster uses to refer to himself, like a nickname standing in for "I/me.")
    22AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:44
    Re: #13
    "You're allowed to be polite while someone's on hold, you know!!" 😡
    27AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:45
    A company that puts someone on phone duty on their very first day is pretty messed up too.
    29AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:47
    Re: #27
    Sounds like they don't give any real training, so it's understandable if people quit. And when you use a resignation-proxy service (退職代行), you don't even need a solid reason anyway.
    34AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:50
    Re: #27
    Though we can't really judge fairly without hearing the company's side too.
    61AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:03
    Re: #27
    Don't they even have a new-hire training program? 🥺
    33AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:50
    No matter how far behind they fall or how much trouble they cause everyone else, they won't do overtime — straight home to prioritize their private life and play games, lol.
    That type genuinely existed…
    37AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:52
    Re: #33
    Acting like a corporate slave never gets you rewarded anyway, so in a way that's the smart move.
    36AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:51
    Reading this thread, I guess a lot of jobs ban phones during work. I used to listen to music while working sometimes.
    40AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:53
    Re: #36
    Retail and food service go without saying, but there seem to be plenty of jobs that ban it over information-leak concerns too.
    46AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:55
    Re: #36
    I'm in sales, and whenever I'm driving between appointments I always have YouTube playing in the background — so maybe I'm actually one of the lucky ones.
    62AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:04
    Re: #36
    A properly run company bans it to prevent leaks and misconduct.
    Not to be rude, but that sounds like a pretty shoddy workplace.
    39AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:53
    What else are you supposed to be able to do besides answer phones on your first day?! Idiot.
    87AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:18
    Re: #39
    You're the idiot.
    Do you seriously think someone on their first day is capable of handling it properly?
    63AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:04
    Client: "Is Mr./Ms. A there?"

    Me: "Yes, understood. Mr./Ms. A, phone call for you."

    A: "Who's calling?"

    Me: "Uh… um…"

    A: "Ugh… never mind."
    72AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:08
    Re: #63
    A client who doesn't even give their name is the real problem here.
    73AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:08
    Re: #63
    People always bring this up, but honestly I think it's fine.
    Making the new hire ask "and who may I say is calling?" wastes more time.
    81AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:15
    Re: #63
    Just tell them "next time, please ask who's calling and from where"
    and leave it at that.
    79AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:13
    Isn't doing radio calisthenics before your shift even officially starts just… not okay?
    83AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:16
    Re: #79
    At my company we do the exercises after the start-of-shift bell rings.
    84AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:17
    If the radio calisthenics are unpaid, that's a real problem.
    How many hours does that add up to in a year?
    90AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:22
    Re: #84
    At any normal, decent company, all of that counts as paid, on-the-clock time.
    98AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:30
    Our ace employee checked in on a new hire who was falling behind schedule, and the new hire felt it was too intense… so they reported it to HR as harassment. Then the incompetent manager who took that complaint at face value ended up driving the ace out of the department — and the combo of that idiot and that useless manager is basically wrecking the whole department, lol.
    Now that people have learned the worst possible lesson — that crying "harassment" shuts management up even when you're the one who's behind — the place is churning out garbage employees and it's basically over.
    105AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:38
    Re: #100
    Exactly this.
    The real enemy is people like Re: #98 — incompetent yet constantly filing garbage complaints that tear the organization apart.
    109AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:42
    Re: #98
    At my company, when a complaint came in that I'd been "too intense," I got a talking-to as well — but it was actually the person who filed it who ended up getting transferred.
    100AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:34
    Someone who acts like an idiot but at least quits is far better than one who sticks around.
    107AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:40
    Re: #105
    I really hate it when a powerful idiot is around, because it's always the competent people who end up quitting.
    116AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:45
    Re: #107
    I get that harassment countermeasures matter, but these days there are way too many scumbags waving "I was harassed!" around like some righteous banner.
    Classic case of giving power to idiots and watching everything collapse.
    108AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:42
    If you've spent your career in customer service where putting your phone in a locker or bag is mandatory, it's shocking to see office workers — and even their bosses — constantly messing with their phones during work.
    It's embarrassing, so if it were me, I'd never do that.
    113AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:44
    Re: #108
    Whoever says that needs to follow it three times as strictly as they demand of others, or they lose all credibility and morale just collapses.
    112AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:44
    Once these people become the higher-ups, they won't do the same thing to new employees,
    so maybe the workplace will end up incredibly easygoing.
    117AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:46
    Re: #112
    Sounds more like they'll just become the type who slacks off and dumps all the work on their subordinates.
    120AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:48
    Re: #112
    A boss who blames everyone else like some Gen-Z type is the worst, though?
    Barely gives instructions or guidance, but the moment something goes wrong it's the subordinate's fault — that kind of thing kills an organization.
    124AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:49
    133AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:55
    Re: #124
    This is exactly why wages never go up — because companies pander to people like this.
    Worker's rights have gotten so strong that hiring an employee has become a liability.

    Background and Discussion Points

    This thread isn’t based on any particular statistics or resignation-reason data — it’s simply 5ch users sharing their own new-hire-era experiences. Although framed around “Gen Z,” the theme of new hires fumbling phone calls is one that’s been talked about across generations for a long time, not something unique to this cohort. Within the thread, opinions were split fairly evenly between “it’s the company’s fault for not training them” and “even a new hire should use common sense,” so it doesn’t end up as one-sided Gen Z bashing. Another notable feature is that toward the end, the discussion broadens from new-hire training into workplace management issues in general — unpaid overtime, how harassment complaints get handled — a wider scope of debate than the “reasons for quitting” framing in the title alone would suggest.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (“Nandemo Jikkyo G”) thread “[Sad News] Gen Z’s Reasons for Quitting Have Reached Their Limit.”

  • Inoue Reon: “The Night My Joining Was Announced, Danbara Ruru Sent Me a LINE Message” — Even Though We’d Had Zero Contact Before

    Juice=Juice’s Inoue Reon has revealed that on the night her joining the group was announced, she got a welcome message on LINE from Danbara Ruru. The two had barely spoken before Inoue joined, but that message brought them close, and they’re now on nickname terms, with Inoue calling her “Ruru-chan.” Danbara herself has looked back on it, saying she was “happy to finally have a same-age groupmate,” reflecting on a stretch of time when she didn’t have peers her own age. The thread was full of warm reactions to the pair’s bond, along with a lively side debate over the hypothetical: “What if Inoue had ended up in a different group?”

    1AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:33
    Rein: There's a lot, but honestly, it's the fact that Ruru-chan messaged me on LINE the very night my joining Juice=Juice was announced. Before I joined, we really hadn't talked at all — we had basically no connection — but she kept telling me how happy she was that I was joining… Now I call her "Ruru-chan," but at first I called her "Danbara-san," and even fans would ask me, "Wait, you still call her Danbara-san?" I'm the type who really wants a same-age groupmate, and Ruru-chan already had various same-age, same-batch pairings with other members, each with its own special meaning to her — so the fact that she welcomed me into that circle too still means so much to me, and honestly she's helped me so much ever since. Being with her isn't just reassuring, it's just… easy. Comfortable.
    Ruru: It is easy. There's less to overthink. When I joined Juice=Juice, I had a same-age member who joined with me, but she graduated after less than two years, so I spent a long stretch surrounded by older members. That was fun too, of course, but looking back, there were so many moments where I really missed having someone the same age, a fellow "batch-mate"… So when Rei-chan joined and I realized we were the same age, I was thrilled! I was like, "Same age! Same batch!" — even though we'd basically never talked, I just unilaterally decided we were kind of batch-mates (laughs). I probably came on too strong and scared her a little, but I was genuinely so happy she ended up joining, and even now, having someone like a same-age batch-mate really helps me get through each day.
    5AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:35
    Inoue: What a reliable same-age friend.
    Danbara: Glad we got it all out and talked it through, since we both had things we wanted to say.
    Inoue: Yeah, really glad.
    Danbara: You'd better fight with me sometimes too, you know.
    Inoue: Eh, um…
    https://i.imgur.com/CbjS5VN.mp4
    6AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:40
    Danbara used to call Inaba "Inaba-san" at first too, but eventually started calling her "Manaka-chan" or just "Manaka," didn't she?
    16AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:16
    When Kobushi Factory's disbandment was decided and every member besides Inoue was set to retire, Inoue reportedly started hanging out a lot in other groups' dressing rooms. When the other members teased her about it, she apparently said, "Well, I'm about to be all alone soon."
    17AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:17
    She says she "observes" people first, but the person being observed usually notices they're being watched — which just makes them more guarded, if anything.
    18AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:21
    It's only natural for a leader to pay attention to the new member — honestly, that'd be true even if she weren't the leader.
    20AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:22
    Amii-san doesn't take detours like that.
    22AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:27
    Inoue also had Inaba, who'd been through a similar experience, so I doubt she was ever short of someone to talk to.
    23AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:31
    @Inoue: "This was with Tanimoto Ami-chan and Danbara Ruru-chan, before I'd even joined Juice — Ami-chan asked me, 'Wanna come listen to Ruru-chan sing?' I wondered what she meant, thought maybe it was some kind of solo performance, but it turned out to just be going to karaoke to listen to Ruru-chan sing. I actually tagged along for that once."
    That's a refreshingly shameless bit of self-interest from Tanimoto, honestly.
    24AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:32
    Amii-san's something else, huh (lol)
    25AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:34
    Could there have been a timeline where Rei Rei ended up joining Tsubaki Factory instead?
    26AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:37
    If I were the one deciding where Rei Rei would transfer to, given the situation at the time, I'd guess the candidates were Morning Musume ("Musume.") or Juice=Juice (JJ). But Musume. would've caused all sorts of problems with the group's internal skill balance, so I think it ends up being JJ anyway.
    33AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:41
    If she'd joined Angerme, her same-age member Sasaki Rikako wouldn't have quit yet, and the two of them would probably be the group's twin aces by now.
    58AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:46
    If it weren't for Yanamin, Manakan, and Rei Rei, Danbara probably would've already quit by now.
    59AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:46
    If she'd joined Angerme, having Kamikoryo, Inoue, and Sasaki together would've made for a seriously glamorous lineup.
    60AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:47
    Angerme disbands
    Gets folded into "Nagano Juice" (a pun combining Juice=Juice with Nagano Prefecture's famous apple juice)
    Hayashi Nia finally gets a same-year batch-mate
    61AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:49
    Back then, Juice=Juice's manager had been poached from Nice Girl, so Angerme or Musume. were never really on the table.
    62AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:56
    Maybe Danbara was struggling too, back then.

    Background and Talking Points

    It’s already widely known that Inoue Reon transferred to Juice=Juice after Kobushi Factory’s 2021 disbandment, and thread post #16 is written with that background in mind. In Hello! Project, when members transfer or groups get reshuffled, it’s common for members without an existing “same batch” bond to have to build new relationships from scratch — and Danbara Ruru, having lost her own same-age groupmate to early graduation not long after joining Juice=Juice herself, is described here as having reached out strongly to Inoue as a result. What really got the thread going wasn’t confirming those facts so much as the hypothetical “what if Inoue had been assigned to a different group” — with names like Tsubaki Factory and Angerme coming up as candidates. It’s worth noting for readers, though, that this is purely fan speculation, not anything from an official announcement or the members themselves. There were also replies touching on how Danbara went from calling Inaba Manaka “-san” to “-chan,” which, read alongside the Inoue-Danbara relationship at the center of this piece, rounds out a picture of how the psychological distance between members shifted over time.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “[Emo] Inoue Reon: “Danbara Ruru, who I’d never even talked to, sent me a LINE message welcoming me the night my joining Juice was announced”.”

  • Tsubaki Factory’s Runo Yokaze Stars in Nippon-Ham Fighters Uniform Campaign — Her Photos Are Blowing Up

    Photos of Runo Yokaze, a member of Hello! Project’s Tsubaki Factory who was tapped for the Nippon-Ham Fighters’ uniform campaign, are stirring up the Hello! Project board on 5ch. While many posters praised the charm of the photos shared on social media, others compared them to what looked like unedited shots taken on-site and complained “this isn’t what I expected,” repeatedly turning the thread into a debate over the gap between the idealized image and reality. Some commenters also noted that Maria Makino had previously handled the Nippon-Ham uniform campaign, sparking discussion about how the role has passed between members.

    1AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:46
    Breaking through right now
    2AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:48
    Is her face size actually okay though?
    4AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:50
    No idea how to read her name, but she's cute
    20AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:27
    Re: #4
    That's little "Yo Furuno-chan," fresh in from China (a joke riffing on how foreign her name sounds)
    7AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:55
    99% of the time her real-life face doesn't look like this, and it's huge to boot, but I respect that she never gives up on making herself look good.
    12AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:06
    Tough being a young idol these days
    you can't even show your face in public without editing it first.
    13AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:10
    Wasn't the Nippon-Ham gig Makino's thing?
    Did it become Tsubaki Factory's now?
    19AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:27
    Re: #13
    Tanimoto's from Hokkaido and an actual Nippon-Ham fan, you know
    15AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:15
    Good thing she wasn't dumped in favor of Juice=Juice
    17AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:21
    Here's what she actually looks like in person:
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HSpFCbzbgAAWnpM.jpg:orig#.jpg
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HSpG588a0AA_dGO.jpg:orig#.jpg
    27AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:30
    Re: #17
    Cute. Love the energy in that shot, no?
    30AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:36
    Re: #17
    4.9K likes
    22AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:28
    https://imgur.com/Qksak6k
    Caught between the ideal and reality
    24AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:29
    Re: #22
    What's the point of digging up old photos?
    29AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:33
    Re: #22
    Girls change all the time.
    Can't you tell just from King lately?
    Even Mippuru looked kind of awkward back when she did the big-eyes look with Tanaka.
    23AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:29
    The Lotte Marines have Rosy locked down as their thing (their team ambassador) — wish there was some kind of crossover here.
    26AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:30
    It's amazing they found Yoffu (her nickname)
    they should push her into more media now and get her name out there fast.
    28AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:31
    Chiori's covering up all the way to the neckline — really image-conscious of her
    32AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:37
    @ That black-haired short-cut girl from Tsubaki Factory is seriously gorgeous
    33AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:38
    @ Fox Dance 🦊 (the Fighters' viral "Kitsune Dance" stadium routine)
    The girl I thought was cute during the first pitch came right up in front of me — total blessing 🫶
    36AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:40
    Re: #34
    https://stat.ameba.jp/user_images/20260922/21/tsubaki-factory/ca/2c/j/o1080135015824587781.jpg
    37AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:40
    Runo's look is divisive, but her real strength is her performance. Once it clicks for you, you're falling straight into the rabbit hole.
    38AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:40
    The guy on X was giving off major otaku energy
    come on, play it a little cooler
    41AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:43






    44AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:46
    Re: #41
    This girl's face is just too good
    42AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:43
    Even Tio's cracking a grin
    45AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:50
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HS03ovhaUAAFfAA.jpg
    47AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:55
    Re: #45
    If you told me this was Nagisa Saito, I wouldn't even question it
    52AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:03
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gphohb1bYAA0mqk.jpg
    Ace vs. ace showdown
    55AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:10


    67AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:27
    Re: #55
    So the whole group wearing white swimsuits had a precedent?
    And why did it stop?
    62AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:16
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HSo8j9uaQAADw51.jpg:orig#.jpg

    Runo, what's going on with your eyelids?
    63AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:18
    Re: #62
    That's the "Mezaiku" eyelid-tape trick (a Japanese double-eyelid glue/tape brand)

    Background and Talking Points

    Hello! Project members have been tapped for the Nippon-Ham Fighters’ uniform campaign before, and some in the thread pointed out that the role may have shifted from Maria Makino to Tsubaki Factory. What sparked this particular discussion was the gap between the polish of the photos posted on social media and the impression left by what looked like unedited shots taken on-site, with the latter drawing some harsh comments. It’s worth keeping in mind that in idol-related uniform campaigns like this, photos tweaked for color and angle for social media often look quite different from shots fans take on location, so judging by either one alone doesn’t necessarily reflect the full picture.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “Runo Yokaze from the Nippon-Ham uniform is breaking the beauty limit!!”.

  • Lawson’s ¥398 Sausage Bento Slammed for “Too Little Rice” — 5ch: “It’s Not Japan That’s Crazy, It’s Lawson”

    Lawson’s “Sausage Bento” (¥398/¥397) sparked complaints about skimpy rice portions in a 5ch chat thread. After one poster wrote “there’s barely any rice,” the discussion snowballed into price comparisons with Hotto Motto’s nori bento and Trial’s katsudon, as well as the cost structure behind convenience store bentos — ingredients, labor, and all. Some pointed out the markup, saying “¥398 could buy you a whole kilo of sausages,” while others defended the price, arguing that “even with cheap ingredients, convenience stores have other costs to cover.” The thread also touched on who actually relies on these bentos day to day.

    1AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:23
    @
    Bought that Lawson sausage bento everyone's talking about. My verdict:
    ① Not much rice
    6AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:29
    Not just Lawson — bentos everywhere lately have way too little rice
    8AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:33
    For ¥398 I'd rather get a nori bento at Hotto Motto
    9AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:34
    If this sells for ¥400 in Japan, the economy must be doing great.
    Anywhere else, people wouldn't touch this even for free.
    13AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:35
    Re: #9
    Probably just ends up unsold and tossed out
    It's not Japan that's crazy, it's just Lawson
    11AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:34
    It's just cheaper than buying rice and sausages separately, that's it
    15AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:35
    Re: #11
    Nah, it's not even cheap
    16AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:36
    Lawson's official listing says ¥397
    17AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:40
    For ¥400 you're better off with a nori bento
    18AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:42
    Drugstores are eyeing customers who've been burned by convenience store 'scam bentos' and are ready to scoop them up
    20AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:43
    With that amount of sausage, there's no way the rice portion is enough
    21AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:54
    Stuff sticking to the container is a big minus for me personally
    22AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:57
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HS23VFNbwAAYkZs.jpg
    23AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:02
    Re: #1
    You can tell just by looking that the rice layer is thin
    I bought a nori bento at Trial the other day and the rice was only about 1cm thick too
    24AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:03
    Went to Lawson thinking about buying it but it looked so small I gave up
    25AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:04
    If you're going to eat something like this, homemade would taste better
    27AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:08
    But Trial sells katsudon for ¥300, and their egg sandwich is thick and only ¥200
    28AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:10
    Thing is, you can't cook for yourself when you're out and about
    29AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:11
    Compared to other bentos that normally run around ¥800, isn't this actually reasonable?
    31AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:12
    With ¥398 you could buy 1kg of sausages
    If they're selling this, it should be ¥198
    33AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:14
    A kilo of sausage for ¥398 is probably almost all chicken filler anyway lol
    35AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:16
    Trial's ¥300 katsudon is basically bait to get you to buy other stuff too
    36AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:16
    Went to a 100-yen Lawson for the first time in ages and was shocked that almost nothing was actually 100 yen
    37AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:19
    Why are people who never buy convenience store bentos in the first place — because they're too expensive — getting so worked up about something that doesn't even affect them?
    38AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:21
    Depends on the sausage quality too
    With Schau Essen it'd be a fancy meal, with the cheap bulk sausages it's garbage
    39AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:23
    This isn't really a 'bento' so much as a deli item shoved in a pack lol
    40AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:24
    Apparently it's selling out everywhere
    51AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:33
    Re: #40
    People who buy bentos at convenience stores are a special breed
    42AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:26
    Overall the verdict seems to be both the sausage and the rice taste bad
    ¥400 is pretty steep for that
    43AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:27
    I mean, just the rice alone probably costs like ¥200 to make
    44AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:27
    It's not really about whether it's expensive or not, that's missing the point
    45AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:28
    Big chains must be getting their rice dirt cheap
    47AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:29
    Re: #45
    Even if the ingredients are cheap, being a convenience store means a bunch of other costs pile on top
    46AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:28
    For convenience stores, complaints happen if there's too much food, so they'd rather err on the side of less
    48AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:31
    Major supermarkets can make bentos on the cheap
    50AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:33
    Re: #48
    That's because they've got low-wage part-timers making them
    49AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:32
    To begin with, low-income people can't really afford convenience stores unless they've got no other option — it's too expensive
    52AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:35
    Convenience store bentos are for people whose hourly wage makes going to the supermarket or cooking for themselves a net loss of money
    54AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:05
    The container is so cheap-looking it barely reads as a bento
    55AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:07
    People who can't shop during supermarket hours end up relying on convenience stores
    56AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:09
    Construction site workers have to grab a quick meal near the site during their break, so they all end up at convenience stores

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    The debate over convenience store bento pricing split between complaints about the container and rice portions, and an understanding that the price reflects more than just ingredient costs. Some in the thread pointed out that convenience store bentos carry multi-stage costs — manufacturing, delivery, and disposal — while supermarkets can keep prices lower thanks to in-store cooking and different labor cost structures. Opinions diverged between “low-income people don’t use convenience stores” and “people on lower hourly wages are the ones forced to rely on convenience stores due to time constraints,” with no clear consensus on who the actual customer base is. Whether the ¥398 price tag is seen as a simple “rip-off” or as the natural result of convenience stores’ unique cost structure is really the crux of this debate.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “[Thread title garbled/mojibake in source].”

  • My Coworker’s Body Odor Is Brutal — 5ch: ‘The Kind That Lingers in the Room After He Leaves’

    A thread on 5ch’s Newsspeed VIP board described a coworker whose body odor is so strong it lingers in the room even after they’ve left. Posters speculated about the cause — sebum, dirty clothes, or simply not bathing — while the original poster explained that even the boss won’t step in, saying it’s hard to say something since the coworker means no harm. The thread expanded into discussion of how to actually bring up body odor, its possible links to depression or neurodivergent traits, and even the existence of a real condition called “fish odor syndrome,” with posters offering a wide range of opinions on just how hard it is to say something.

    1AnonymousSep 23, 2026 03:33
    I don't know what kind of smell it is, but it's just plain awful.
    Is it body odor? Same smell every single day.
    He's a 45-year-old guy.
    13AnonymousSep 23, 2026 03:38
    Maybe it's not sebum — maybe he's just not showering?
    20AnonymousSep 23, 2026 03:39
    Re: #13
    Not sure, but his hair is always greasy and matted.
    I don't think it's hair product.
    17AnonymousSep 23, 2026 03:39
    What's the mechanism behind a smell that lingers even after the person leaves?
    Maybe his body odor is so thick and sticky it just doesn't dissipate.
    24AnonymousSep 23, 2026 03:42
    Re: #17
    Seriously, right?
    You can tell "oh, so-and-so was just standing here, weren't they?"
    because the smell lingers that strongly.
    18AnonymousSep 23, 2026 03:39
    You do get people whose clothes smell sometimes.
    Especially winter coats.
    21AnonymousSep 23, 2026 03:40
    Re: #18
    Some people say it's probably just his house's smell stuck to his clothes,
    but I think it's body odor.
    26AnonymousSep 23, 2026 03:42
    Not bathing can actually be a symptom of depression,
    so the boss should use that as an opening — like "Hey, you okay? You smell a bit, are you keeping up with baths? Is something bothering you?"
    30AnonymousSep 23, 2026 03:44
    Re: #26
    He's definitely not depressed.
    He's more like… can't read the room, kind of like he might be neurodivergent, and his sense of personal space is off.
    28AnonymousSep 23, 2026 03:43
    It's the worst when he comes near me while I'm eating lunch — everything I'm eating starts tasting like him…
    31AnonymousSep 23, 2026 03:44
    Re: #28
    Sounds kinda kinky.
    34AnonymousSep 23, 2026 03:46
    Re: #30
    Nah, I don't actually know if he's depressed or not.
    It's just that saying "hey old man, you stink" is harder than
    opening with "you got something on your mind?" as a way to ease into the smell thing.
    39AnonymousSep 23, 2026 03:48
    Re: #34
    Someone already tried that — he's slow to pick up on his work, so they asked if anything about the job was bothering him, and he just smiled brightly and said
    "I'm totally fine!!"
    38AnonymousSep 23, 2026 03:47
    If your coworkers are saying it too, just go to the boss together as a group.
    41AnonymousSep 23, 2026 03:49
    Re: #38
    I already talked to the boss.
    But the boss says it's hard to tell him "you smell" too, so he won't say anything.
    44AnonymousSep 23, 2026 03:51
    Re: #39
    Like I said, I don't actually know if he has something on his mind or not.
    I'm just saying it's easier for the person doing the warning to bring it up that way.
    Also, there are conditions like fish odor syndrome where you get body odor even if you bathe properly.
    47AnonymousSep 23, 2026 03:53
    Re: #44
    Is that really a real condition?
    57AnonymousSep 23, 2026 04:02
    The scary part is there's no guarantee I'm not that smelly person to someone else.
    Since turning 30 I can definitely tell my mouth and armpits have a smell — I'm probably giving off body odor elsewhere too without realizing it.
    59AnonymousSep 23, 2026 04:03
    Re: #57
    If you're self-aware enough to worry about it, you're probably already taking care of it properly, right?
    If you were managing it, you wouldn't smell anywhere near that bad.
    You're fine.
    65AnonymousSep 23, 2026 04:09
    On top of skipping baths, his sweat's probably soaked into his sheets and bred bacteria — so he'd smell even on the days he does bathe.
    67AnonymousSep 23, 2026 04:10
    Re: #65
    Does that hellish scenario actually happen?
    69AnonymousSep 23, 2026 04:11
    Telling someone they smell is incredibly hard to say out loud.
    Your only real option is to write it on paper: "I know you're a good person and I'm sorry, but the smell is really bad, so please do something about it," and just leave it somewhere.
    Do it gently and diplomatically, since there's a chance he'll snap back with "I don't smell!"
    71AnonymousSep 23, 2026 04:13
    Re: #69
    Even the boss says
    "it's hard to bring up since he's not smelling on purpose,"
    and won't talk to him about it.
    72AnonymousSep 23, 2026 04:14
    I wonder what wakiga actually smells like? (ワキガ, "wakiga" — a distinct, strong armpit-odor condition)
    Maybe that's what it is.
    76AnonymousSep 23, 2026 04:16
    Re: #72
    Go buy a 100-yen pack of cumin and give it a sniff.
    83AnonymousSep 23, 2026 04:19
    Heavy drinkers tend to have strong body odor.
    Someone who drinks every day can smell pretty rough.
    Part of it's that alcohol boosts your metabolism, but it's also because your body breaks the alcohol down and converts it into sweat and sebum.
    85AnonymousSep 23, 2026 04:22
    Re: #83
    Apparently he does drink quite a lot.
    92AnonymousSep 23, 2026 04:38
    Don't get close to him.

    There is no other solution.
    93AnonymousSep 23, 2026 04:38
    Re: #92
    That's the thing — his sense of distance is off, and he's the one who comes and sticks right up next to you.
    162AnonymousSep 23, 2026 05:09
    "What's wrong? Wanna talk about it?" (riffing on a well-known Japanese meme mocking hollow, flirty sympathy lines) We could do it anonymously on a LINE Open Chat — just the two of us?
    164AnonymousSep 23, 2026 05:10
    Re: #162
    Re: #1
    OP, you're being hit on!
    165AnonymousSep 23, 2026 05:10
    Re: #162
    Sure — I'll join the Open Chat, so send me the link.

    Background and Key Issues

    Workplace body-odor problems are difficult to handle precisely because it’s so hard to raise the issue directly with the person involved, and that tension sits at the center of this thread. While most posters speculated about lifestyle-related causes — sebum, alcohol metabolism, infrequent laundry — medical conditions like “fish odor syndrome” (trimethylaminuria), a metabolic disorder that produces body odor regardless of hygiene, genuinely exist, meaning some cases can’t be explained by the person’s cleanliness habits alone. Posters also proposed indirect approaches, like asking about someone’s health or personal worries, as a way around the awkwardness of a direct comment — reflecting the workplace-specific concern that a blunt remark could be taken as harassment. At the same time, some comments casually linked the cause to neurodivergence, but that remains pure speculation, and it’s worth noting that drawing a simplistic connection between body odor and neurodivergent traits risks being misleading.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Newsspeed VIP) thread “Help me, this guy at work smells.”

  • VW’s EV strategy hits turbulence: German forum reacts to falling profit margins

    In Wolfsburg, the home turf of Volkswagen (VW), the growing popularity of EVs is ironically turning into a headwind for the business, it seems. According to a report from German news site golem.de, while demand for gasoline cars is falling, the profit margin per EV is lower than for gasoline cars, squeezing VW’s earnings. The topic, shared on the German-language Lemmy community c/dach, drew a wide range of reactions — from firsthand accounts of driving 700–1,600 km in an EV, to gripes about eight-month delivery waits after ordering, to jabs at confusing model names like the ‘ID. Polo.’

    Gasoline cars fall out of favor as the EV boom casts a long shadow over Wolfsburg

    Source: golem.de / Read the original article here

    4Anonymous2026-09-22 11:12
    Oh great, here we go again with 'technology openness' (lol)
    8Anonymous2026-09-22 11:37
    Ah yes, the 'highly efficient gasoline engine'!! 1! 111!
    18Anonymous2026-09-22 11:48
    Technically it's 'Technologieoffenheit' (German for 'technology openness'). Sending hugs and kisses from Minister Reiche.
    5Anonymous2026-09-22 10:47
    Unfortunately, anxiety never solved anything.
    7Anonymous2026-09-22 10:36
    But I'm sure the managers responsible will still walk away with their bonuses, as always.
    9Anonymous2026-09-22 12:16
    People say 'there's no way you can drive round-trip from Flensburg to Garmisch every day,' but I saw someone elsewhere basing their entire complaint about EV range on one 600 km trip they take once a year (through a snowstorm, apparently).
    13Anonymous2026-09-22 15:07
    On our 700 km vacation trip, total charging time was just 36 minutes (two 18-minute stops). Both times, charging finished before we even got back to the car. Total electricity cost: 36 euros, including topping back up to 80% at the end.
    14Anonymous2026-09-22 12:46
    At the end of the day, people can just keep moving the goalposts to whatever conclusion they already wanted — 'I don't need an EV' or 'I only want that one specific car.'
    15Anonymous2026-09-22 16:19
    On a roughly 1,300 km trip to Cornwall, I charged 3 times, each under 30 minutes. Honestly, I don't get what everyone's so worked up about…
    10Anonymous2026-09-22 11:46
    Also, wasn't the e-Up actually selling pretty well? And yet they discontinued it anyway…
    16Anonymous2026-09-22 14:00
    From what I saw on Wikipedia, order windows only opened once every 12–18 months, and only for two months at a time — after that the production slots filled up right away.

    And besides, there's no way VW would ever release a budget car (let alone a budget EV!) — that would cut into their per-unit profit!
    19Anonymous2026-09-22 11:22
    It says 'that includes the ID. Polo, Cupra Raval, Škoda Epiq, and the ID. Cross from the so-called "urban electric car family"'… but come on, if those AREN'T the models actually selling, I feel like I can guess why they're not.

    I genuinely had to reread that list three times…
    25Anonymous2026-09-22 12:24
    If something's actually selling well, it just doesn't fit the 'doom and gloom' narrative. So it got cut!
    11Anonymous2026-09-22 13:23
    It says 'That said, since profit per EV is lower than a comparable gasoline car, this shift will actually shrink VW's earnings.'

    Which is exactly why VW keeps doubling down on gasoline cars.
    12Anonymous2026-09-22 10:19
    Well, Chinese automakers saw this coming and moved on it ages ago. It's just our domestic industry that didn't read the writing on the wall. It's a real headache for people who actually want a new car right now too — I ordered an EV and was told it'd be an 8-month wait, and dealers don't exactly have lots full of finished stock either.
    17Anonymous2026-09-22 14:58
    Somebody, please, think of the poor shareholders
    20Anonymous2026-09-22 15:18
    Ha, funny enough I read that exact post while I was still waiting on my fries even though the car said charging was already done and it was ready to go. Never been an issue for me — though admittedly I haven't driven through a snowstorm yet.
    21Anonymous2026-09-22 16:57
    1,600 km to Sweden, 3 charging stops one way. Honestly, the ones complaining are probably just 'Diesel Dieter' types (a mocking nickname for the stereotypical diesel-loving, no-nonsense driver) who hate spending time with their family and would rather grind through 13 hours of nonstop driving just to get it over with.
    22Anonymous2026-09-22 11:42
    Toyota's EV model names are even more chaotic. At this point I have to assume they're doing it on purpose.

    Toyota Urban Cruiser
    Toyota bZ4X
    Toyota bZ4X Touring
    Toyota C-HR+
    27Anonymous2026-09-22 13:52
    Toyota should just merge with a monitor manufacturer already and start naming cars 'bZ4X3261UHSCP-W.' And just to be clear, don't confuse that with the 'bZ4X3261UISCP-W' — a completely redesigned model coming a year later with totally different internals — or with the 'bZ4X3261UHSCN-W,' which is exclusive to one specific electronics retailer in the US.
    32Anonymous2026-09-22 14:32
    ![](https://feddit.org/pictrs/image/f962524b-a97c-4c62-ae4f-053e666d6b03.png)
    28Anonymous2026-09-22 15:09
    It was a good little car, but that platform had no future left in it. Even regulatory requirements alone meant the old design couldn't keep up anymore. They really needed to rebuild it from scratch, and it's a shame they waited so long to get started.

    Small models are finally starting to show up now, but honestly, they're a good four years late.
    29Anonymous2026-09-22 16:59
    But isn't that because the lineup was nothing but SUVs priced above 60,000 euros? Habeck (the former economy minister) specifically said EVs were supposed to be 'affordable.'
    35Anonymous2026-09-22 20:12
    German automakers don't want to build affordable EVs. Fine — then everyone will just buy Chinese cars instead.
    The fact that gasoline cars are a dead end for mass production in the long run has been obvious for 20 years now.
    38Anonymous2026-09-22 19:05
    Ah yes, 'e-fuels'!1!1
    39Anonymous2026-09-22 20:14
    Haven't heard a peep about those in ages — are they even still a thing?

    Background and key points of the discussion

    Underlying this report is a structural challenge common across the industry: because EVs carry a higher share of raw-material costs (batteries, above all), their profit margins stay lower than gasoline cars until economies of scale kick in. VW itself previously discontinued its once-popular compact EV, the e-Up, after failing to get a profitable next-generation model ready in time — a point several commenters raised in the thread. Meanwhile, the naming of new EV models like the ‘ID. Polo’ drew plenty of mockery for being just as confusing as Toyota’s ‘bZ4X,’ and several commenters cited firsthand accounts of 700–1,600 km trips to argue that charging stops aren’t really a major problem — suggesting range anxiety may be more about perception than reality.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Lemmy c/dach) thread ‘Verbrenner nicht gefragt – E-Auto-Boom sorgt für lange Gesichter in Wolfsburg.’

  • 40-Year-Old Ex-Yakuza Member Graduates from Keio University, Sparks Mixed Reactions on Yahoo Comments and 5ch

    Reports that a 40-year-old former organized-crime member had graduated from Keio University set off a huge reaction in Yahoo News’ comment section and on the 5ch “Nanademo Jikkyo G” board. The man reportedly kept studying while running several businesses, including flowers and real estate, and is now said to be aiming to become a lawyer. The thread split between voices saying “people who work honestly every day deserve more respect” and others arguing “if he turned his life from a negative into a positive, that should be recognized,” with the debate spreading to cover the value of the academic achievement itself, whether he’d ever made amends to past victims, and whether he shows traits associated with developmental disorders.

    1AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:30
    Everyone's chanting the same thing: people who work hard honestly every day deserve more credit than a hardworking criminal
    3AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:30
    These guys are seriously just salty about someone else's success
    6AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:32
    Living honestly deserves respect, sure, but there's no denying this guy is the more capable one
    8AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:33
    Bet the people bashing him are either high school grads or college grads stuck on garbage salaries
    9AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:33
    Re: #6
    Studying 17 hours a day while running multiple businesses at once (flowers, real estate, etc.) is clearly some kind of developmental-disorder trait — not something normal people can use as a role model
    15AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:35
    Re: #9
    People with developmental disorders can't multitask like that though
    18AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:36
    Re: #14
    I guess it's fine as long as the bar association accepts him

    Re: #15
    Basically the guy's a workaholic
    Normal people can't live like that, and wouldn't want to anyway
    102AnonymousSep 22, 2026 23:50
    Re: #15
    That's true for grunt work
    But planned, structured multitasking is actually something people with developmental disorders tend to be better at
    12AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:34
    Funny how the world never praises some 40-year-old who's put in 22 years on a factory floor
    Both deserve credit, but it feels off that society only goes wild over the one with a flashy story
    96AnonymousSep 22, 2026 23:45
    Re: #12
    "The power of self-control" is hard to see from the outside
    so its importance gets underrated

    the guys who end up committing crimes when push comes to shove are weak in that department
    14AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:35
    He's apparently aiming to be a lawyer, but can someone with a criminal record even get licensed?
    21AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:37
    Sure, someone who's honest day in and day out is better, but if he genuinely reformed and turned his life around, that's admirable in its own right
    27AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:39
    Re: #21
    Fine if he's actually made amends for everything he did to ordinary people back in his yakuza days, but most victims probably just had to swallow it
    there might be people who'll never forgive him, even on their deathbed
    23AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:38
    If he's really working hard honestly every day, sure, that's admirable — but is just not breaking the law while drifting through life with zero real effort really something worth praising?
    25AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:39
    Re: #23
    Exactly this
    he just graduated, so why does it need to be broadcast like this?
    34AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:41
    If everyone from top to bottom in this country actually worked honestly, Japan's status as an economic powerhouse would be rock solid
    44AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:44
    Re: #34
    Those at the top can get away without being honest and still keep the working class's support
    45AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:44
    Ryotsu's theory from Kochikame (note: the manga character famous for arguing honest, hardworking people deserve more credit than reformed criminals) is actually right, but going out of your way to spit on someone who carved out their own path through hard work isn't okay
    50AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:46
    Re: #45
    Depends which angle you look at it from
    if second chances have social value
    then isn't praising this only natural?
    52AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:47
    Yakuza really are good at making money.
    That's exactly what gave him the stability to focus on studying.
    Though there's a chance he made his money through shady means like extortion or fraud, so he can't be praised outright.
    53AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:48
    Re: #52
    His business dealings are probably shady
    flower shops and real estate are classic yakuza side hustles ("shinogi")
    57AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:50
    I genuinely don't get what's supposed to be impressive here
    getting in at around 18 is impressive; some guy in his 30s+ with life experience getting in isn't a big deal
    59AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:53
    Re: #57
    Being in an environment where you can study at that age
    and still having money coming in while you do it
    that's pretty impressive, no?
    62AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:55
    Re: #57
    Could you take a high school entrance exam alongside junior high kids?
    I couldn't do it
    everyone around you would be young enough to be your own kid
    58AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:51
    Gen Z loves shows packed with hostess-club girls (kyabajo) and stuff like Breaking Down (an underground fight-show franchise) too
    at the end of the day, everyone's drawn to and admires antisocial types
    61AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:55
    Re: #58
    That's right
    guys think delinquent guys are cool and look up to them, and everyone used to love yakuza movies too
    and women, needless to say, love bad boys and antisocial types
    people have always been like that
    64AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:56
    >> For a monthly contract fee of 10,000 to 15,000 yen, he'd place fresh flowers in offices and shops and swap them out once a month — basically what you'd call a fresh-flower subscription service today.

    Kind of sounds like a yakuza protection-money ("mikajime") racket.
    66AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:57
    Re: #64
    Same deal with potted plants and hand towels (oshibori)
    67AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:59
    A bachelor's degree, fine, no problem
    what's unforgivable is some dumb TV personality getting into grad school through a sketchy entrance exam with unclear admission standards
    69AnonymousSep 22, 2026 23:00
    Re: #67
    Just finishing a master's thesis already sets you apart from the average person, so who cares
    71AnonymousSep 22, 2026 23:02
    What's the point of some guy who became a yakuza getting a Keio degree in middle age
    there's no way his business is going to succeed
    74AnonymousSep 22, 2026 23:03
    Re: #71
    Reminder: it's already succeeding
    75AnonymousSep 22, 2026 23:03
    I really hate that Kochikame take
    staying in the negative is bad, sure, but if he reformed and turned a negative into a positive, that's plenty admirable
    77AnonymousSep 22, 2026 23:05
    Re: #75
    If they're at the same point now, then they're the same, aren't they
    both sides claiming "I'm the better one" just sounds dumb
    91AnonymousSep 22, 2026 23:38
    The media really does love biker gangs (bosozoku) and yakuza. They're desperately praising a guy who's wearing a past he should be ashamed of and hiding like it's a medal.
    94AnonymousSep 22, 2026 23:43
    Re: #91
    Isn't it the opposite though
    I've got a record myself and did time in juvenile detention, but I absolutely don't want anyone to know — even my wife doesn't know
    it's nothing but a liability
    if he's out there in the media like this, he must be prepared for the criticism, and honestly, that's really something
    93AnonymousSep 22, 2026 23:41
    Wait, wasn't he not supposed to be able to open a bank account?
    100AnonymousSep 22, 2026 23:48
    Re: #93
    I think you can open one again after 5 or 10 years since leaving the yakuza?
    103AnonymousSep 22, 2026 23:51
    Re: #100
    Oh really, that's pretty lax then

    Background and key points of this discussion

    For people who leave organized crime groups, it’s standard practice — based on an agreement between the National Police Agency and the Japanese Bankers Association — to restrict financial services like opening a bank account until a certain period (roughly five years) has passed since leaving. Post #103’s “pretty lax” reaction in the thread appears to reflect this system. As for the bar qualification, under the Practicing Attorney Act a person can be disqualified if they’ve been sentenced to imprisonment or worse, so having a criminal record doesn’t automatically mean he can’t register, but it isn’t guaranteed either. The thread split between those who valued the academic achievement itself and those frustrated that people who live honestly every day don’t get fair recognition — the latter view also came up in references to the “Ryotsu theory” from Kochikame. Posts flatly declaring that the flower and real-estate businesses were “mikajime-style rackets” and therefore proof he’s “still an active yakuza” amount to baseless speculation, so they were left out of this article.

    ※This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Nanademo Jikkyo G) thread “[Yahoo Comments in Chaos] 40-Year-Old Ex-Yakuza Member Graduates from Keio University“.

  • Final Night of VIP’s 5-Day Quiz Marathon Wraps Up With a Bonus ‘Autumn Equinox Special’ Round

    On 5ch’s Newsspeed VIP board, a quiz thread that ran for five consecutive nights during Japan’s Silver Week holiday reached its final night on Tuesday evening. The quizmaster fired off buzzer-style questions spanning genres from horse racing history to voice actors, geography, anime, and weather records, with posters racing to answer first. Late in the session, a bonus event called the “Autumn Equinox Special” — 27 additional buzzer questions — was added, run as a separate ranked-scoring competition apart from the regular rounds. Exchanges about record-breaking rainfall and “combined kanji” trivia kept the trivia buffs buzzing throughout.

    1AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:30
    It's Silver Week, so let's all do a quiz together!
    ◯ Official wiki: ttps://quizinvip.playing.wiki/
    ◯ Detailed rules: ttps://quizinvip.playing.wiki/d/%a5%c6%a5%f3%a5%d7%a5%ec
    2AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:31
    【 Answering Tips 】
    ◯ One answer attempt per person, 30-second time limit
     
    ◯ Silent symbols can be omitted
      Extra characters count as a wrong answer ("×")
    ※ For now, when answering with half-width numbers, adding one unread symbol is allowed
     
    ◯ Names: full name required for people from kanji-culture-sphere countries,
      surname only is generally fine for everyone else
     
    ◯ Unless stated otherwise, answering in hiragana is fine
      Kana OK for: "What is it in kanji?" / "What's the English word?"
           "Answer in 3 kanji characters" etc.
      Kana NOT OK for: "《 Specify: kanji 》"
           "Please answer in 3 kanji characters." etc.
    4AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:32
    【 Sample Question (past round) 】 05/14/16, "Voice Actor Grand Prix" — quoted verbatim
    She's herself a fan of the Hanshin Tigers, and
    is scheduled to hold her first-ever solo-artist concert
    at Hanshin Koshien Stadium
    on September 22 this year.
    Who is this female voice actress/singer?
    6AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:33
    【 Answer 】
    Nana Mizuki
    (Mizuki Nana)

    No correct answer (pass)

    ◎【 Names 】
    《Kanji-culture-sphere》: full name required
      (Exception) the "given name" part of a sumo ring name may be omitted

    《Everyone else》: family name only is fine

    【 Coming Up 】
    Next: 34:30
    7AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:34
    【 Sample Question (past round) 】 09/22/18, "Horse Racing Grand Prix" — quoted verbatim
    Fukushima Racecourse marked its 100th anniversary this year.
    Back in the Taisho era, the
    Fujieda Racing Club sold it its
    officially sanctioned racing rights —
    which 【 prefecture 】 was it located in?
    9AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:35
    【 Answer 】
    Shizuoka Prefecture
    ※ Fujieda Town, Shida District, Shizuoka Prefecture → present-day Fujieda City, Shizuoka

    Re: #8 Correct

    ◎【 Place Names 】
    《Country names》: the proper-noun part (common name) is fine
      (e.g.) Japan, China, Korea, USA, UK, etc.

    《Prefecture names》: the "-to," "-fu," and "-ken" suffixes may be omitted

    【 Coming Up 】
    Next: 36:00
    10AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:36
    【 Sample Question (past round) 】 09/22/18, "Horse Racing Grand Prix"
    This is a 【 Wikipedia fill-in-the-blank quiz 】.
    Which South American country goes in the blank?
    Horse racing is usually run by bodies like jockey clubs, and
    state-run racing is almost unheard of in world racing history.
    Examples of state-run racing include Japan from the late 1940s
    through the mid-1950s, and 【 blank 】 under the Juan Perón government.
    12AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:36
    【 Answer 】
    Argentina

    Re: #8 Correct

    【 Coming Up 】
    Next: 37:30
    13AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:37
    【 Sample Question (past round) 】 09/22/18, "Horse Racing Grand Prix"
    In 2018, a horse that had transferred to regional racing
    won the Summer Champion (JpnIII).
     
    Part of that horse's name comes from an
    English word for a person or thing that maintains balance —
    what is that 【 word 】?
    15AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:38
    【 Answer 】
    Balancer
    (balancer)

    ※ Eishin Balancer

    No correct answer (pass)

    【 Coming Up 】
    Next: 39:00
    16AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:38
    【 Sample Question (past round) 】 09/22/18, "Horse Racing Grand Prix"

    A horse that won the 2018 UAE Derby by a dominant
    18-and-a-half lengths also carries the name of this composer —
     
    who left behind works like
    "A Midsummer Night's Dream," "The Hebrides (Fingal's Cave),"
    and "Songs Without Words,"
    and is 【 who 】, a musician of the German Romantic era?
    18AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:40
    【 Answer 】
    Felix Mendelssohn
    (Felix Mendelssohn)
    05/17/15, "Petit ☆ Maniacs" ◆A2MBAb77Sc — heavily reworked

    No correct answer (pass)

    【 Coming Up 】
    Next: 40:30
    19AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:40
    【 Sample Question (past round) 】 09/22/18, "Horse Racing Grand Prix"
    This is a 【 headline quiz 】.
    What (part of a) religion's name goes in the blank, as "【 blank 】-kyo"?

    [07/06/18 – Gambling Journal]
    JRA trainer Katsuhiko Kakui arrested — "retirement" looming? "Set to take over 【 blank 】-kyo"
    Group due to dissolve in 2021, but the indefensible scandal has tarnished the twilight of his career
    22AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:41
    【 Answer 】
    Tenrikyo
    (Tenrikyō)

    Re: #20 Correct

    【 Coming Up 】
    Next: 42:00
    23AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:42
    【 Sample Question (past round) 】 09/22/18, "Horse Racing Grand Prix"
    A race once titled the "All-Japan Arabian Derby"
    is set to be revived for the first time in six years.

    This race's name includes a plant that, besides being
    the official "prefectural tree" of Hyogo Prefecture
    (home to Sonoda Racecourse), is also designated
    the prefectural tree in Saga, Kumamoto, and Kagoshima.
    What 【 plant 】 is it?
    32AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:45
    Nippon Ichi Software
    34AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:46
    【 Answer 】
    Enix Corporation

    No correct answer (pass)

    Hudson's popular too, but yeah, impressive

    Re: #32 Gives me "The Convenience Store" vibes

    【 Coming Up 】
    Next: 46:30
    49AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:49
    9mm Parabellum
    51AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:50
    【 Answer 】
    371.9mm
    ※ Way ahead of 2nd place, 278.3mm from 1938
    ※ Even the 9th-highest all-time, from the 2019 Typhoon Hagibis (No. 19), was only 209.5mm

    Re: #47 Correct
    Re: #49
    I mostly remember it from the
    Music Fighter days

    【 Coming Up 】
    Next: 51:30
    54AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:51
    Autumn's Equinox (a pun on the champion racehorse Equinox)
    56AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:52
    【 Answer 】
    Shūbun (the Autumnal Equinox)

    Re: #53 Correct
    Re: #54 Thanks for being so polite about it lol

    【 Coming Up 】
    Next: 53:00
    58AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:53
    Well then, how about Nourin!
    61AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:53
    【 Answer 】
    The Ryuo's Work Is Never Done!

    Re: #59-60 Since it's a free-for-all
    Re: #58 A deliberate pick lol

    【 Coming Up 】
    Next: 54:30
    59AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:53
    The Ryuo's Work Is Never Done
    71AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:56
    Near Akasaka Sacas
    73AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:57
    【 Answer 】
    Akasaka

    Re: #69 Correct
    Re: #71 Wouldn't that count too though lol

    【 Coming Up 】
    Next: 57:30
    80AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:59
    Volleyball
    86AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:59
    【 Answer 】
    Volleyball

    Re: #80 Correct

    Here it comes!

    【 Coming Up 】
    Next: 00:30
    134AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:11
    Part 1: "Autumn Equinox Special"
    【 Quizmaster 】: Rx ◆IRC1/LAAAk

    【 Rules 】
    ◎ Buzzer quiz: 27 questions (9 questions × 3 sets)
    ◎ Scoring: 1st place: 3pt, 2nd place: 2pt, 3rd-4th place: 1pt
    143AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:16
    【 Autumn Equinox Special 】 in progress!
    Rules: Re: #134

    【 Answer 】
    115 years old
    ※ From the Wikipedia article on "centenarians"

    【 Ruling 】
    No correct answer (pass)

    Re: #142 You got that far — so close!
    149AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:17
    Aiko Sato
    151AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:17
    【 Autumn Equinox Special 】 in progress!
    Rules: Re: #134

    【 Answer 】
    Aiko Sato
    (Satō Aiko)

    【 Ruling 】
    3pt: Re: #147
    2pt: Re: #149

    Re: #150
    Odd thing to say as the one who wrote the question, but I totally get the feeling
    159AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:21
    【 Autumn Equinox Special 】 in progress!
    Rules: Re: #134

    【 Answer 】
    Tango
    (Tango)

    【 Ruling 】
    3pt: Re: #157

    Isn't Kyotanabe more in the southern part of Kyoto Prefecture than the north?
    142AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:15
    Blew that one — isn't Kimura-san the only 116-year-old?
    147AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:17
    Aiko Sato
    150AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:17
    Nope, I just don't remember
    169AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:24
    Fish just don't give off a "long-lived" vibe
    170AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:25
    Re: #169
    Well, I guess that's what makes it valuable
    (haven't looked into it in detail though)
    177AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:27
    Maybe tomatoes and garlic are the key?
    181AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:28
    Re: #177
    My sense is low food additives and low salt are good. Also vegetables
    192AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:30
    I was racking my brain over this… wait, is this a combined-kanji question???
    193AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:30
    Re: #192
    Exactly right, combine it! (sora-mimi — a sound-alike pun)

    Background and Key Points

    Buzzer-style play is a tradition in VIP’s quiz threads, and rules like “one answer attempt per person, 30-second time limit” get posted at the top of every session. Questions are often pulled from a database of past rounds the quizmasters have compiled, and this time was no exception — several, like ones from the “09/22/18 Horse Racing Grand Prix,” were repeat appearances. This particular run was held over five consecutive nights to coincide with Silver Week, with Tuesday marking the final night. Added late in the session, the “Autumn Equinox Special” split 27 buzzer questions into three sets and awarded points to the top four finishers, running as a separate event independent of the regular quiz portion. This two-track structure can be confusing to first-time readers, but the thread itself saw no conflict or controversy — it stayed a relaxed, friendly exchange of trivia from start to finish.

    ※ This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Newsspeed VIP) thread “[Final Night of a 5-Night Run] Tuesday Night Quiz Thread [Silver Week Special].”