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  • Juice=Juice Instagram Growth Gap: Ebata Hisaki Gains Over 10,000 Followers in a Single Month

    In the Hello! Project idol group Juice=Juice, data tracking each member’s monthly Instagram follower growth was posted to 5ch’s Hello! Project board, sparking discussion. Over the course of September 2026, Ebata Hisaki’s followers jumped from 105,772 to 116,367 — a gain of +10,595 — the biggest increase in the group. At the same time, some argued that Instagram numbers don’t match real-world event popularity, while others pointed out that the gap can’t be explained by differences in post frequency or content, leaving fans divided over the cause.

    1AnonymousOct 2, 2026 21:07
    Ranked by change
    2026/09/01 2026/09/30 Change Posts
    105,772 116,367 +10,595 6 Ebata Hisaki (Juice=Juice)
    2AnonymousOct 2, 2026 21:13
    Hello! Project fans (haro-ota) pick their favorites (oshi) based on personality and skill, but the general public picks by looks — that's just proof Juice=Juice is finally getting noticed by the mainstream, which is great news.
    3AnonymousOct 2, 2026 21:20
    Among otaku who actually go to shows, Yumeriai (a fan nickname) is more popular.
    4AnonymousOct 2, 2026 21:22
    Instagram doesn't reflect real popularity at all.
    5AnonymousOct 2, 2026 21:23
    For some reason it's nationally famous as a metric that Sayuminto (a fan nickname) is weirdly obsessed with.
    6AnonymousOct 2, 2026 21:27
    Kawashima's growth had been outpacing Ebata's for a while, and I figured she'd eventually overtake her, but Ebata's picked up the pace.
    7AnonymousOct 2, 2026 21:29
    There's way too big a gap in post count.
    Step it up a little, c'mon.
    8AnonymousOct 2, 2026 21:29
    Not trying to put Kawashima down, but her posts don't feel like they have much effort put into them — Ebata's seem more thought-out in composition and stuff.
    12AnonymousOct 2, 2026 21:35
    Re: #8
    Basically it's only updates from lives or outside work, so honestly it's kind of scary that it gets this much reaction from just that.
    25AnonymousOct 2, 2026 21:44
    Re: #8
    Well yeah, Kawashima's pretty laid-back about everything.
    9AnonymousOct 2, 2026 21:33
    But Ebata is a Noguchi who can never beat Sasaki Maika.
    14AnonymousOct 2, 2026 21:36
    Re: #9
    Who's supposed to be Ebata's 'Sasaki'?
    10AnonymousOct 2, 2026 21:33
    There are also kids like Matsumoto, who post videos and put together images that clearly took time, trying their hardest on Instagram, but still barely gain any followers… so post count and effort don't really matter.
    13AnonymousOct 2, 2026 21:36
    I get it if people just like Juice=Juice and follow everyone, but a gap this big between members is kind of a mystery.
    15AnonymousOct 2, 2026 21:36
    Re: #14
    Don't make me say it when you already know.
    18AnonymousOct 2, 2026 21:38
    Re: #15
    I have no idea at all.
    Ebata's eventually going to have the most followers in Juice.
    16AnonymousOct 2, 2026 21:37
    Post count and content aren't really that important.
    17AnonymousOct 2, 2026 21:37
    Some girls post less often but update their Stories regularly, so you can't judge just by post count.
    20AnonymousOct 2, 2026 21:40
    Members with fewer Instagram followers than Arisawa Ichika → Eguchi, Onoda, Kitahara, Ono, Fukuda, Matsumoto, Akiyama, Hirayama, Yumikuta, Saito, Hashisako, Goto, Tamenaga, Kubota, Inoue, Kaze, Tsutsui, Nakayama, Nishizaki, Hiromoto, Shimoitani (names run together in the original post)
    https://kizuna.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/morningcoffee/1790919823/
    21AnonymousOct 2, 2026 21:40
    Honestly, Ebata and Kawashima are the ones who stand out for flattering photos.
    You often see comments like 'the short-haired one is cute' or 'the one with the ribbon is cute.'
    23AnonymousOct 2, 2026 21:43
    Shame Hayashi can't get an Instagram going right now, at the peak of her prime.
    24AnonymousOct 2, 2026 21:43
    Instagram is the metric that links most closely to mainstream popularity.

    From the general public's perspective, they just see Ebata as cute, plain and simple, and that's why her followers grew.
    28AnonymousOct 2, 2026 21:45
    I really don't get why Matsunaga isn't more popular.
    Her visuals are great, her performance is great, so why?
    34AnonymousOct 2, 2026 21:49
    If people don't properly take stuff like this on board, Hello! Project won't grow.
    44AnonymousOct 2, 2026 21:51
    Re: #34
    That's because the Hello! Project fan bubble is out of step with the mainstream.
    42AnonymousOct 2, 2026 21:51
    Setting the past aside, Matsunaga's cute now, isn't she?
    48AnonymousOct 2, 2026 21:53
    Re: #42
    It's not really 'cute' so much as… intense, I'd say.
    51AnonymousOct 2, 2026 21:54
    Re: #42
    She's gotten seriously cute though.
    60AnonymousOct 2, 2026 21:58
    But every single day there are people who just desperately want to drag down Juice=Juice or its members, grasping at any excuse they can find.
    70AnonymousOct 2, 2026 22:05
    Re: #60
    Honestly, so true.
    When there's no material to attack Juice=Juice as a whole, they latch onto the gap in numbers between members instead — trying to stir up infighting?
    If you've got no material, you don't need to force a new thread into existence.
    88AnonymousOct 2, 2026 22:27
    Re: #60
    Reading this as an attack says more about your persecution complex.
    You can just take it as a normal popularity metric.
    71AnonymousOct 2, 2026 22:06
    Tako-chan (nickname) has Yumeriai going for her,
    and there's the buzz-leader Endo plus the ace known as the 'pigeon seller' (fan nickname)…
    the problem is Risachi — there's no easy-to-grasp pairing (cp, a fan-shipped duo) for her.
    75AnonymousOct 2, 2026 22:08
    Re: #71
    If only that guy hadn't retired — he and Tashiro got along well.
    83AnonymousOct 2, 2026 22:17
    I'd love to see the Ebamifu (fan nickname for Ebata) leadership era soon, now that she's on a flattering-photo streak.
    Please don't let anyone in who isn't cute.
    89AnonymousOct 2, 2026 22:28
    Re: #83
    That'd be hell around then, huh.

    Background and key points of this discussion

    Among Hello! Project fans, it’s become a regular practice to compile and post each member’s monthly Instagram follower change — treated as a gauge of general public name recognition, separate from drawing power at actual events. As some commenters note, the popularity of fans who actually show up to live shows doesn’t necessarily line up with the popularity that builds on social media when first-time viewers decide someone looks “cute.” Some argue the gap comes down to differences in photo composition or posting frequency, while others argue the gap persists regardless of such effort — no single decisive explanation has emerged. A few posts point to individual members’ posting habits or styles as possible reasons, but these remain speculation, and it’s worth noting as a reader that there’s no official explanation from the group’s management.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “Yumeriai vs. Ebamifu: why is there such a huge gap in Instagram growth?“.

  • Juice=Juice Tipped for a Japan Record Award Nod — 5ch: ‘Moreemi Sticks in Your Head’

    A thread titled “Juice=Juice will be nominated for the Japan Record Award” went up on 5ch’s Hello! Project board. The reasoning given was that Up-Front (UFA) reportedly lobbied to help establish “record performance and transmission rights” — something the Japan Association of Music Enterprises (Ongeikyo) had wanted for years — tied together with the hit single “Moreru! Mi Amore.” The thread split over whether the song actually falls within the eligibility window (October 21 of the previous year through October 20 of the current year), and over whether sponsorship money can sway the award race. Some also pointed out that the last Hello! Project nomination was Čute, back in 2008.

    1AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:01
    @hnR5uTVhIPxqs2v
    My guess is Juice=Juice gets nominated for the Record Award this year. Not just because "Moreru! Mi Amore" was a hit — Up-Front reportedly lobbied politicians to get "record performance and transmission rights" established, something Ongeikyo had wanted for ages. Ongeikyo has a lot of sway over the Record Awards, you know.
    2AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:01
    What even is this "record performance and transmission rights" thing?
    6AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:08
    Re: #1
    Re: #2
    This is from ◆fveg1grntk, who's been spamming threads all day since 4am on the "Wolf" board, posting under IDs that never start with 0 [Chugoku Electric Power – %], running the affiliate blog "Čute-ha Nan-day." If you all keep posting, he won't have to reply to himself just to bump the thread for his recap — so please keep the posts coming. And please go visit Čute-ha Nan-day to help him rack up ad revenue (said sarcastically, calling out the spammer).
    4AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:05
    Yeah, you can definitely feel Up-Front's standing rising lately.
    5AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:07
    Honestly there's barely any good songs this year, so Moreemi might just barely sneak in.
    7AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:08
    Does anyone even care about the Record Awards anymore? And it's just a nomination, too.
    9AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:09
    Re: #7
    It's a Grand Prize nomination, right?
    That means they'd get to be at the venue.
    12AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:13
    Pretty sure the Record Awards have a rule that the song has to be released within a set window.
    15AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:16
    Re: #12
    That's what the EP is for.
    13AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:15
    Songs eligible for the Japan Record Award are, in principle, those released between "October 21 of the previous year and October 20 of the current year."

    Juice=Juice, "Moreru! Mi Amore"
    Released October 8, 2025 as part of the single "Shikano Yui Iwazu Satto Wakarete Ageta / Moreru! Mi Amore"

    It's outside the eligibility window.
    17AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:16
    Re: #13
    That's what the MORE EP is for.
    14AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:15
    They didn't win Best New Artist, huh.
    This is their revenge!
    16AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:16
    That's exactly why they put out the MORE! MORE! EP.
    18AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:17
    Crappy agencies really do care about stuff like the Record Awards.
    But don't you need to pay up to actually win?
    I read that in a tabloid magazine way back when.
    34AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:36
    Re: #18
    If it's just a nomination, it probably doesn't cost that much, right?
    19AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:19
    Wait, is that even allowed?
    If so, couldn't you just re-release some old classic and snag a Record Award?
    20AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:19
    What hit songs even came out this year?
    24AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:24
    Re: #20
    Equal Love, maybe?

    #Idol MV Daily View Count Ranking for 10/02
    Aggregation period: 2026/10/01
    https://ohayua.cyou/twimg/HTlsIrHa4AAZdFH.jpg
    https://ohayua.cyou/twimg/HTlsIq7bgAE8v9M.jpg
    https://x.com/mi2cal_net/status/2105833213205811245
    22AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:20
    When Hibari Misora got nominated, was that song actually released that same year?
    23AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:24
    Feels like they'll end up on some no-name award show instead.
    29AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:31
    And here we go again —
    "This program is brought to you by Up-Front"
    — buying their way in with sponsorship money.
    30AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:32
    Not one Record Award song from the past five years that regular people actually know. But Moreemi? Plenty of people have heard it and it sticks in your head.
    31AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:33
    Rosie deserves this so bad, PLEASE let her be rewarded!!!
    37AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:39
    Johnny's doesn't pay the Record Awards, that's why they never show up.
    39AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:41
    Re: #37
    I read somewhere that Johnny's stopped entering because Mary (the agency's co-founder) said she didn't want her own talents competing against each other.
    Of course, if they went all out they'd win with someone from the agency anyway — she just didn't want it turning into SMAP vs. Arashi, pitting their own acts against one another.
    38AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:39
    An agency that's willing to pay up gets treated well, right? It's not just about this year — they want to keep a good relationship going forward too, since they're the ones footing the bill.
    40AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:45
    Well, they'll probably show up. Though the Grand Prize is going to MILK.
    42AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:47
    Johnny's just got frozen out after they tried to force Ninja into winning the enka category at the Record Awards and it caused a whole mess.
    44AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:48
    Re: #1
    We've known for ages that talent agencies have a lot of pull over the Record Awards.
    46AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:51
    Speaking of the Record Awards, that on-screen caption reading "Sponsored by Up-Front Agency" was shocking. Wonder how much they paid that time.
    57AnonymousOct 2, 2026 21:05
    Re: #46
    Stuff like that happens because the award was already decided, and then they become a sponsor — not the other way around. If becoming a sponsor guaranteed you the award, they'd sponsor it every single year.
    47AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:52
    AI-generated summary

    Johnny's & Associates (now STARTO ENTERTAINMENT) has, since 1990 (the 32nd awards), generally not participated in award races like the Japan Record Award, due to a policy of not ranking its own talents against one another (opting out of award races).
    49AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:53
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    Chairman Yamazaki's probably thrilled.

    Well, "thrilled" might not be quite the word — watching Juice=Juice lately feels more like he's going out in one last blaze of glory.
    51AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:55
    These past few years, Up-Front and Rising Production have been shut out of the Best New Artist award, huh.
    52AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:55
    That collab with Hiromi Go kind of felt like a flex within the industry.
    53AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:56
    Mary: "If I went all out for it, every award would just end up going to one of my own kids anyway."
    56AnonymousOct 2, 2026 21:04
    Is there anyone else actually selling besides MILK, Monaki, and Nogizaka46?
    61AnonymousOct 2, 2026 21:09
    Has Hello! Project even been nominated for the Record Award before?
    62AnonymousOct 2, 2026 21:12
    Re: #61
    The last Record Award nomination was Čute, back in 2008.

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    The Japan Record Award’s eligibility window is officially set as “October 21 of the previous year through October 20 of the current year,” and the thread saw pushback noting that Juice=Juice’s single (released October 8, 2025) would actually fall outside that window — countered by the argument that the MORE! MORE! EP could cover it instead. The thread also brought up how Johnny’s (now STARTO) has opted out of award races since 1990 under a policy of not pitting its own talents against one another, and the fact that no Hello! Project act has landed a Grand Prize nomination since Čute in 2008. Meanwhile, the claim that kicked off the thread — that Up-Front was involved in establishing “record performance and transmission rights” — comes from a single post by the thread’s creator, with no source or evidence provided. Opinions also clashed over whether sponsorship money buys awards, with some citing how TV program sponsor credits shift around award season as proof, and others arguing the win comes first and the sponsorship follows. Neither side offered more than speculation, so this point should be taken with caution.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “[Good News] Expert: “Juice=Juice will get a Record Award nomination because UFA lobbied politicians to establish the ‘record performance and transmission rights’ that Ongeikyo had long wanted”.

  • Does V Gundam Lack Flair? 5ch Fires Back: “Victory’s Got Plenty of Style!”

    A thread kicked off on 5ch’s “Nandemo Jikkyo G” board with a post claiming that Mobile Suit Victory Gundam lacks “flair” across the board — its mobile suits, characters, insert songs, and story all included. Pushback quickly followed, citing the strength of the ending theme “Stand Up to the Victory,” the actual in-story performance of the successor unit V2 Gundam, the treatment of villain Katejina, and the buzz generated by the mobile game “G-Generation Eternal’s” gacha banners. The discussion soon expanded beyond V Gundam itself into the rise and fall of the whole Gundam franchise’s popularity.

    1AnonymousOct 2, 2026 13:56
    How did it end up this boring?
    3AnonymousOct 2, 2026 14:00
    "Stand Up to the Victory" has tons of flair, c'mon
    4AnonymousOct 2, 2026 14:01
    Re: #3
    Everything from Zeta to F91 was pretty solid, then suddenly it's as lame as the original series again
    16AnonymousOct 2, 2026 14:21
    This one's way better
    64AnonymousOct 2, 2026 15:12
    Re: #16
    That's just a V Dash that looks strong, nothing more
    20AnonymousOct 2, 2026 14:25
    People call the V2 Assault Buster the strongest unit once you strip out occult stuff like the Moonlight Butterfly or psycoframe nonsense, but in the actual show it barely gets to do anything before it's wrecked and jettisoned
    22AnonymousOct 2, 2026 14:26
    Re: #20
    Apparently "Baldy" (fan nickname for director Tomino) always trashes those parts right away since they're just stuff forced on him by the toy makers
    Didn't Uso even complain in-story that the V2AB piles on way too many needless weapons?
    I figured the G-Self's P-Bits would get smashed early too, but they actually got used all the way to the end — that caught me off guard
    33AnonymousOct 2, 2026 14:39
    Re: #20
    They hit Uso with a psychic attack and smash it while he's reeling, so…
    the Buster's a bit of a gray area though
    25AnonymousOct 2, 2026 14:31
    It's been getting pushed hard on Twitter and nanJ lately — was there some anniversary thing?
    30AnonymousOct 2, 2026 14:36
    Re: #25
    Probably because the V2AB was the featured gacha unit for G-Generation Eternal's 1.5th anniversary
    45AnonymousOct 2, 2026 14:52
    V's next-episode previews are wild
    "Next time on Mobile Suit Victory Gundam: Lives That Vanish, Lives That Bloom — please watch!"
    That line alone deserves a place in anime history
    52AnonymousOct 2, 2026 15:04
    Re: #45
    And the kicker is it's the "Grim Reaper" character saying it
    46AnonymousOct 2, 2026 14:53
    I get saying Victory lacks flair, but V2? No way
    49AnonymousOct 2, 2026 15:00
    Re: #46
    Victory's battles are packed with gimmicks, that's exactly what gives it flair
    47AnonymousOct 2, 2026 14:57
    What about Katejina?! She's right there!!
    50AnonymousOct 2, 2026 15:02
    Re: #47
    Having the most vicious rival character be a woman just doesn't get people as hyped, I guess
    53AnonymousOct 2, 2026 15:05
    Is Chronicle the weakest of all the masked-man characters in Gundam?
    56AnonymousOct 2, 2026 15:06
    Re: #53
    Getting dragged out of his cockpit by a 13-year-old kid is genuinely pathetic
    87AnonymousOct 2, 2026 15:29
    Re: #53
    He's so weak there's basically no contest
    55AnonymousOct 2, 2026 15:05
    "Baldy" the director likes V2 but hates the V2AB
    He barely lets the shoulder cannons do anything before snapping them off
    59AnonymousOct 2, 2026 15:08
    Re: #55
    Honestly he probably dislikes V2 too
    It's got that overly toyish color scheme, kind of like the Bilbine
    61AnonymousOct 2, 2026 15:10
    V2, AB included, genuinely has top-tier specs, but it's not actually the strongest unit of its era
    Its beam shield gets casually punched through by the Gottolatan, and it can only block that by throwing the wings of light fully into defense mode
    Honestly the Gottolatan and Zanneck are the broken ones — their beam weapons perform way above VSBR level
    79AnonymousOct 2, 2026 15:22
    Re: #61
    It's not like it dominates everything by a mile, but
    I'd still call V2 the strongest unit
    The Minovsky Drive is just busted in all sorts of ways
    67AnonymousOct 2, 2026 15:16
    It's a shame, because it came out during an era when people insisted a "real" Gundam needed a Zaku, an Amuro, and a Char in it — so it never got the credit it deserved
    Plus the story keeps swerving away from expectations at every turn
    There's real logic and craft to it, and it's interesting, but at the end of the day it's just people killing people, so in a sense it's nonsense no matter how you slice it
    81AnonymousOct 2, 2026 15:25
    Re: #67
    War in the Pocket, 0083, and SD Gundam had neither Amuro nor Char, though
    and they were way more popular than the F91-to-V line, weren't they
    75AnonymousOct 2, 2026 15:19
    The cel art has no shading, which makes it look dated — wonder why they went that route
    78AnonymousOct 2, 2026 15:20
    Re: #75
    You can tell from the name of a certain mobile suit
    "Gengaozo"
    Genga Ozo
    (sounds just like 原画遅 — "the key animation's late," a dig at the troubled production schedule)
    85AnonymousOct 2, 2026 15:28
    On nanJ, the G/W/X "Another Gundam" shows get treated like they were big hits, but
    the franchise was on a steady decline after Char's Counterattack and was basically on life support until SEED set off its huge fireworks in 2002
    back then it was genuinely surviving more on SD Gundam's popularity than anything else
    88AnonymousOct 2, 2026 15:30
    Re: #85
    There's a gap like W >>> G >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> X, sure
    but the first two were on the popular side
    W even got Endless Waltz made
    89AnonymousOct 2, 2026 15:31
    Re: #85
    I'm from the SD generation, but the Another trilogy never aired in my area so I couldn't watch it
    I just read the Comic BonBon manga adaptations and figured that was the story
    95AnonymousOct 2, 2026 15:35
    Re: #85
    Lumping G/W/X together is a stretch though
    G had intensely distinctive characters with real impact and keeps getting pulled into crossovers, W was popular enough to get an OVA
    X got cancelled early
    There's a clear gap between them
    90AnonymousOct 2, 2026 15:31
    I heard W was huge with female fans
    92AnonymousOct 2, 2026 15:33
    Re: #90
    Yeah, its female fanbase was strong enough that tons of female-oriented anthology comics got made for it
    105AnonymousOct 2, 2026 15:41
    Actually that last image didn't have everyone in it
    106AnonymousOct 2, 2026 15:43
    Re: #105
    There's still one more person missing from it

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Victory Gundam aired in 1993, more than a decade after the original Mobile Suit Gundam, during a period when the franchise’s popularity had cooled considerably. As the thread notes, the series kept struggling through the following “Another Gundam” era — G Gundam, Wing, and X — and didn’t regain real momentum until SEED lit things up in 2002. The thread also pointed out that V2 Gundam’s reputation as the “strongest unit” doesn’t quite match the show itself, where it struggles in plenty of scenes; much of that reputation comes from games and later reassessments taking on a life of their own. The comments about the flat-looking animation, meanwhile, are a long-running fan in-joke about how rough the production schedule was at the time — not a jab at any specific individual.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (“Nandemo Jikkyo G”) thread “V Gundam ← Nothing about it has any flair, not the suits, characters, songs, or story.”

  • Re:Zero Gets No Season 5 Announcement — 5ch: ‘This Anime Peaked at Season 1, Didn’t It’

    It’s been a while since any Season 5 announcement for the anime Re:Zero − Starting Life in Another World, and that fact itself has become a hot topic on a thread in 5ch’s Nandemo Jikkyo (Anything Goes) forum. The thread’s original poster noted that Season 4 was announced right as Season 3 wrapped up, with broadcasts starting a year after that — but this time, since there’s no Season 5 announcement at all yet, a gap of more than two years is now guaranteed. The thread lit up with complaints about Season 4’s animation and character designs, plus comparisons to other isekai anime like Mushoku Tensei and That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime, with the opinion that ‘Season 1 was the peak’ standing out.

    1AnonymousOct 2, 2026 15:43
    Season 4 was announced right when Season 3 ended. It came back a year later.
    This time a gap of 2+ years is locked in.
    3AnonymousOct 2, 2026 15:43
    Don't care
    Are people still watching that trash show?
    25AnonymousOct 2, 2026 15:57
    Re: #22
    Same poster — this one's ID also ends in 'd' just like Re: #3, right
    So obvious lol 🤣
    5AnonymousOct 2, 2026 15:44
    Has Rem come back yet?
    8AnonymousOct 2, 2026 15:45
    Re: #5
    She came back, but then it got retconned so it wasn't actually a 'Return by Death'
    14AnonymousOct 2, 2026 15:49
    If Subaru turns out not to actually be Flügel, then Shaula's whole courtship arc becomes a joke
    24AnonymousOct 2, 2026 15:56
    Re: #14
    I couldn't get emotionally invested in Shaula at all
    18AnonymousOct 2, 2026 15:52
    Mushoku Tensei's more fun anyway, so whatever
    21AnonymousOct 2, 2026 15:53
    Re: #18
    I don't watch Mushoku Tensei — it brings back memories of dropping 130,000 yen on a slot machine set to 'setting 6' (supposedly the best odds)
    30AnonymousOct 2, 2026 16:00
    Re: #18
    Go get reincarnated in another world already, trash
    42AnonymousOct 2, 2026 16:05
    Re: #18
    They're both good, come on
    28AnonymousOct 2, 2026 15:58
    Re:Zero was the first 'Naro-kei' anime (the web-novel-style isekai genre) I ever dropped.
    To be precise, I actually dropped it twice since I gave it a second chance and still couldn't handle it.
    First time was the scene where Subaru gets beaten up in the arena, then says something he doesn't even mean to Emilia in the infirmary.
    Second time was the trial scene where Subaru meets his parents.
    That's when I realized this just isn't an anime adults can handle.
    31AnonymousOct 2, 2026 16:00
    Lol, something really hit a nerve with somebody
    37AnonymousOct 2, 2026 16:03
    Guess somebody gets mad when you tell the truth
    40AnonymousOct 2, 2026 16:04
    Re: #37
    Your ID suffix isn't hidden, you know
    38AnonymousOct 2, 2026 16:03
    Season 4's animation was way too garbage
    41AnonymousOct 2, 2026 16:04
    Re: #38
    Feel that
    Julius had me cracking up
    46AnonymousOct 2, 2026 16:05
    Re: #38
    It just looked kinda cheap
    49AnonymousOct 2, 2026 16:06
    Re: #38
    Forget the animation quality — isn't Subaru's face just creepy in Season 4?
    Something's off with his eyes
    39AnonymousOct 2, 2026 16:04
    Such a huge quality gap even in a scene they were supposedly putting real effort into

    Season 1 was better across the board — character design, direction, animation, all of it

    https://x.com/anime_nanashi/status/2105616213128700053?s=46&t=h7hHuUPACHdutLhcSwmOiw
    48AnonymousOct 2, 2026 16:06
    Re: #39
    Yeah, this is an anime where everything peaked in Season 1
    60AnonymousOct 2, 2026 16:10
    Re: #57
    Guess you really liked that phrase I came up with lol
    67AnonymousOct 2, 2026 16:12
    Personally I think Slime is way less interesting than Re:Zero, but it never gets talked about at all
    73AnonymousOct 2, 2026 16:14
    Re: #67
    I dropped Slime by Season 2
    I'm done with the stale 'recruit more allies, aren't I amazing' formula
    95AnonymousOct 2, 2026 16:26
    Re: #67
    Even in the anti-fan threads, hardly anyone's actually read all the way through the source novels
    Every single time, someone shows up thinking Yuuki is the final boss
    74AnonymousOct 2, 2026 16:14
    The guy with the ID ending in 'd' is having a meltdown for some reason

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Re:Zero − Starting Life in Another World is a popular anime that’s gone through multiple seasons, and what sparked discussion this time was simply the fact that there’s been no Season 5 production announcement so far. Looking back, Season 4 was also announced right as Season 3 ended, and it still took a full year after that announcement before broadcasts began — so the thread pointed out that the current delay might just mean the announcement itself is late, not that the show has been cancelled. At the same time, complaints about Season 4’s animation and character designs fueled the view that ‘Season 1 was the peak,’ mixing genuine opinions about the show’s quality with frustration over the production schedule and announcement timing. Comparisons to other isekai anime like Mushoku Tensei and That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime also came up, broadening the discussion to the genre as a whole. Readers should be careful not to jump to the conclusion that ‘no announcement’ means ‘the sequel has been cancelled.’

    *This article is compiled and summarized from excerpts of the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo) thread “[Sad News] Re:Zero: No Season 5 Production Announcement.”

  • Front-Load vs. Top-Load Washers: How Big Is the Difference in Cleaning Power? 5ch Says ‘Twin-Tub Plus Electric Dryer Is Unbeatable’

    On 5ch’s early-risers thread, a debate broke out over whether front-load or top-load washing machines actually get clothes cleaner. It kicked off with a post claiming ‘people mock you for using a front-loader,’ which drew pushback that this is just a lingering impression from the days when front-loaders had a lot of early defects, along with a steady stream of comments insisting that the old-school twin-tub washer is still the best of all. Posters also compared how each type works: front-loaders use a gentle tumbling action that’s easy on clothes, while top-loaders rely on friction washing that lifts out dirt at the cost of wearing down the fibers. Others raised the front-loader-specific risk of entrapment accidents, broadening the discussion beyond cleaning power to include safety and how much upkeep each machine demands.

    1AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:01
    Is front-load washing actually worse at cleaning, so I shouldn't use one?
    3AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:08
    Forget top-load — if you want real cleaning power, it's twin-tub.
    4AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:10
    For normal use it's not really worth worrying about, but the size and upkeep are a pain.
    6AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:18
    It's basically a flawed product — you have to regularly clear out dust and lint and drain the water.
    7AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:27
    If you want washing and drying done in one machine, go front-load.
    If you're using a Kantaro-kun (a popular Rinnai gas clothes dryer), go top-load.
    Either way, you eliminate hang-drying time — and with it, the dust and pollen that get on clothes outside.
    8AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:28
    Performance probably improved because more Chinese-owned manufacturers entered the market.
    9AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:29
    The whole approach started wrong — they just copied the shape of overseas front-loaders, which are built to wash with hot hard water, and dropped it into Japan without adapting it.
    10AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:32
    For washing work uniforms in the Self-Defense Forces or at blue-collar job sites, it's twin-tub.
    15AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:51
    Re: #10
    Because it's cheaper than a front-loader.
    That's typical of organizations that value cheap equipment over labor costs.
    11AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:32
    You do hear a lot that Panasonic is the only real choice.
    13AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:46
    Using a twin-tub suited to Japan's soft water is just common sense. They're bulky, though, and need frequent cleaning — like clearing the dryer filter and the grime behind the gasket.
    16AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:52
    Hard water, soft water — detergent can handle that either way.
    17AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:55
    Never bought a front-loader because you have to bend down to use it.
    18AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:55
    Re: #15
    They're cheap, and apparently they get dirt out easily.
    19AnonymousOct 2, 2026 13:00
    Re: #18
    Factor in the hassle of hang-drying and see how much that changes the labor-cost math.
    They're getting covered in mud every single day anyway.
    What's even wrong with clothes being a little damp?
    20AnonymousOct 2, 2026 13:13
    If you've got a mountain of laundry
    and someone who can stay right beside the machines,
    running several twin-tubs as a pipeline
    gets you more than double the throughput of a fully automatic washer.
    29AnonymousOct 2, 2026 13:23
    Re: #20
    You save water too.
    In my house it's just one person running one machine.
    21AnonymousOct 2, 2026 13:15
    Why not just put a physical AI (robot) in front of the twin-tub and make the whole thing automatic?
    22AnonymousOct 2, 2026 13:15
    I'm more bothered by how much of a hassle it is to maintain the machine than by cleaning power.
    23AnonymousOct 2, 2026 13:16
    You'd have to call in maintenance and all that? No thanks.
    24AnonymousOct 2, 2026 13:17
    With a front-loader, a kid or cat can die if they accidentally get inside.
    With a top-loader, they won't.
    25AnonymousOct 2, 2026 13:22
    Front-load: tumble-washing, gentle on clothes, saves water.

    Top-load: friction-washing strips dirt out along with the fibers (damages clothes), tangles everything up, wastes water.
    About the only upside is being able to toss in a forgotten item mid-cycle.
    26AnonymousOct 2, 2026 13:22
    Anyone who starts the machine without noticing a kid or cat got in is probably the type to make other unrecoverable mistakes too.
    34AnonymousOct 2, 2026 13:33
    Re: #26
    Even without turning it on, a front-loader can kill — if they climb in and the door shuts.
    36AnonymousOct 2, 2026 13:34
    Re: #34
    Seriously?
    What are the national safety standards even doing?
    38AnonymousOct 2, 2026 13:35
    Re: #34
    Do they suffocate?
    27AnonymousOct 2, 2026 13:22
    Stuff like AIRism shrinks if you machine-dry it, so you hang it up instead.
    33AnonymousOct 2, 2026 13:29
    Re: #27
    Shrinking aside, the fabric's functional properties are probably ruined too.
    Though I'm just speculating here.
    35AnonymousOct 2, 2026 13:33
    Re: #27
    If you're wearing Uniqlo, maybe fix that before you start lecturing people about washing machines.
    30AnonymousOct 2, 2026 13:24
    Cats get into top-loaders too —
    there have been accidents where a cat tries to climb out, ends up shutting the lid on itself,
    and the owner runs the machine without noticing.
    31AnonymousOct 2, 2026 13:26
    If you own a cat, at least check inside before starting the machine —
    for either type.
    32AnonymousOct 2, 2026 13:27
    Wait, you just toss clothes straight into the drum when you take them off?
    That's gross…
    45AnonymousOct 2, 2026 14:07
    Re: #32
    So what's your actual routine, then?
    37AnonymousOct 2, 2026 13:35
    Most front-load models can't be opened from the inside,
    but models with an anti-entrapment feature can be opened from inside.
    39AnonymousOct 2, 2026 13:36
    Twin-tub plus an electric clothes dryer is unbeatable —
    they basically last forever.
    Just pick one up cheap on Mercari (a Japanese flea-market app) and keep it maintained.
    40AnonymousOct 2, 2026 13:46
    Back in the '90s, the default setup was a top-loader with a dryer rack stacked on top —
    did that disappear because of rising non-regular employment and poverty, or because front-loaders took over?
    42AnonymousOct 2, 2026 13:54
    Re: #40
    There are still plenty of top-load-plus-Kantaro-kun (gas dryer) people around today —
    it suits anyone doing a lot of laundry who wants to dry a load at the same time.

    Background and Key Points of This Debate

    Front-load washing machines originated overseas in hard-water regions, built around a ‘tumble-washing’ mechanism that was carried over into Japan — a country with mostly soft water — more or less as-is, which is part of why early domestic models drew criticism for weak cleaning performance. Top-load machines, by contrast, rely on friction washing driven by water currents, which gets dirt out but tends to wear down clothes and use more water. Opinions in the thread split between ‘today’s front-loaders have improved’ and ‘twin-tub is simply unbeatable in the end,’ and no single conclusion was reached. What tends to get overlooked is that, more than any gap in cleaning power, the real deciding factors are everyday practicalities — whether a machine can dry as well as wash, how much installation space it needs, and how much daily upkeep it demands — meaning this isn’t a topic that can be settled by a simple ranking of better or worse.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread ‘People say you’re an idiot if you use a front-load washer, but is top-load really that much better at getting dirt out?‘

  • Got a Watch? 5ch Weighs In With Everything From Grand Seiko to Apple Watch

    The thread started with a simple question — “What kind of watch do you guys wear?” — and 5ch users jumped in one after another to share their go-to pieces. Answers ranged from domestic brands like Seiko, Grand Seiko, and G-Shock, to Swiss and other overseas brands like Omega’s Speedmaster, TAG Heuer, and Luminox, all the way to smartwatches like Garmin and Apple Watch. Beyond the Swiss-versus-domestic preference debate, the conversation branched out into whether a cheap Rolex bought in Hong Kong 30 years ago was real, and even the incident where luxury watches were stolen from Nakano Broadway — turning what started as a casual “what’s your watch?” chat into something much bigger.

    1AnonymousOct 2, 2026 11:59
    Yeah, Swiss brands do seem to dominate here
    2AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:02
    Don't wear one ( ´∀`)

    Phones are completely banned inside a certain theater I go to, so I've been thinking I kind of want a decent watch for that
    3AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:07
    A nice Seiko
    5AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:08
    A Garmin smartwatch
    6AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:09
    Solar radio-controlled G-Shock, the speed model
    7AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:09
    A broke-ass Hello! Project fanboy (ハロヲタ = idol-group diehard) wearing a Swiss watch? Don't make me laugh 🤣
    8AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:10
    Watches: Swiss. Cars: German.
    9AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:10
    A Speedmaster
    10AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:11
    Say what you want, I've still got some patriotism in me, so I go with Japanese-made
    11AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:12
    My wrists are too thin, no watch really suits me
    12AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:13
    A G-Shock and a Google-inspired one
    15AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:15
    https://dec.2chan.net/up2/src/fu7347440.jpeg
    You guys need to be wearing watches at least this nice
    21AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:19
    Re: #15
    What's with this Doraemon-looking hand?
    41AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:29
    Re: #15
    That Doraemon and the old guy reflected in the guitar are classic 2ch stock images
    16AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:17
    Gotta go with the FamilyMart watch, no question (convenience-store brand, i.e. dirt cheap)
    17AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:17
    I do triathlons, so Garmin
    18AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:17
    22AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:20
    24AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:20
    Re: #21
    Posted a million times already (old news)
    31AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:24
    Re: #24
    What do you mean by that?
    25AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:20
    Because of Senna, a TAG Heuer is my eternal dream

    Probably pricey though (^^;
    28AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:23
    No matter how much money you've got, Grand Seiko's the endgame, right?
    33AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:25
    Still on Apple Watch
    Next one I want a regular watch
    37AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:27
    The way the tritium capsules glow is just cool
    I've had my Luminox for over 10 years now and the glow's gotten weaker than it used to be, so I want to replace it, but prices have gotten way too high
    44AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:31
    15's hand looks less like a hand and more like a manatee
    45AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:32
    Lol, replying to such an ancient image
    48AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:35
    For work it's quartz either way — Grand Seiko or The Citizen
    Off the clock it's Omega's Speedmaster Pro or a G-Shock
    50AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:38
    Been on Apple Watch for about 3 years now
    Having to charge it every single day is a pain
    52AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:42
    Some ¥2000 one
    No idea if it's Swiss-made or whatever
    53AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:42
    Grand Seiko's "Shirakaba" (White Birch)
    If I ever have a son, I want to buy one and pass it down to him when he turns 20
    Though I'm still a virgin
    54AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:42
    A G-Shock
    It's cool and it gets you girls
    55AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:43
    Post the one with the old guy reflected in the Hyaku Shiki Gundam kit too
    56AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:44
    Used to own all sorts but sold every single one
    What I wear now is a Sinn three-hander
    A beast that doesn't even flinch going in the bath
    57AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:45
    Bought a Rolex in Hong Kong about 30 years ago for ¥10,000
    Glad I got it that cheap
    62AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:49
    Re: #57
    That's gotta be a cheap knockoff
    You clearly have no idea what happens if you try selling a fake Rolex around Hong Kong
    58AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:45
    What ever happened with that story about the guy from Chile or wherever who stole 4 watches worth something like ¥200 million combined from Nakano Broadway in under a minute, then dumped 3 of them?
    59AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:47
    Re: #58
    Just search it, it'll come right up
    63AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:58
    Normally no watch
    For formal occasions, Grand Seiko
    64AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:59
    Use Apple Watch for health tracking

    Background and Talking Points

    Watches have diversified into mechanical, quartz, and smartwatch options, and this thread offers a neat snapshot of that spread. Grand Seiko stands out as a luxury line well-regarded both in Japan and abroad, while G-Shock keeps its loyal following thanks to its balance of durability and price — and plenty of replies also leaned toward health-tracking and fitness features, favoring devices like the Apple Watch or Garmin. The “luxury watch theft” mentioned in the replies refers to an incident that has actually been reported in Japan in recent years, hinting at a growing wariness in some circles about carrying branded watches around. And as with the back-and-forth over a souvenir watch bought in Hong Kong, questions about the authenticity of parallel-import or counterfeit goods have long dogged watch enthusiasts — a perennial topic even as a running joke.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “What kind of watch do you guys wear?“

  • Why Hasn’t M!LK Released a “Yozora no Mukou”-Caliber Ballad Classic? 5ch Weighs In

    M!LK has scored TikTok hits with quirky, off-the-wall (“tonchiki”) songs like “Ii Jan,” but they’ve yet to land a massive hit with a classic-style ballad in the vein of “Yozora no Mukou” (Beyond the Night Sky) or “Sekai ni Hitotsu Dake no Hana” (Only Flower in the World). On 5ch’s Hello! Project board, a comment warning that “at this rate they’ll end up a cringe-worthy group of middle-aged guys” sparked a debate over why the group hasn’t released a truly great ballad. The thread split between defenders arguing that “you can’t just produce a classic ballad overnight” and harsher voices insisting that “the entire Hello! Project family has never had a single great ballad,” with posters bringing up SMAP and AKB48 ballads for comparison.

    1AnonymousOct 2, 2026 11:33
    At this rate, in a few years they'll just be a cringe group of washed-up guys doing silly ("tonchiki") songs.
    8AnonymousOct 2, 2026 11:40
    After the first hit, momentum carries the next one, then they get complacent and it's over — classic one-hit-wonder pattern.
    10AnonymousOct 2, 2026 11:42
    Honestly, even with the new single, the momentum's already dropping off a bit.
    17AnonymousOct 2, 2026 11:46
    Re: #10
    The momentum's been dropping since around "Idol Power."
    58AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:35
    Re: #10
    Of course — you can't pull off that kind of viral hit over and over.
    12AnonymousOct 2, 2026 11:43
    Don't know much about them, but I guess it's like Koburyu (the band behind the one-hit-wonder "Hitori Zake")?
    13AnonymousOct 2, 2026 11:44
    TikTok users only bite on the silly ("tonchiki") stuff.
    14AnonymousOct 2, 2026 11:44
    They're Momoiro Clover Z's little-brother group, so of course they only put out junk songs.
    15AnonymousOct 2, 2026 11:44
    Was "Moreme" also a tonchiki song — is that why it caught on?
    16AnonymousOct 2, 2026 11:46
    Re: #15
    Yeah, that's right.
    Really, it is.
    For what it's worth, "Love Machine" is the same.
    18AnonymousOct 2, 2026 11:47
    The year "Ii Jan" went viral, they actually put out a refreshing cheer song called "Ao no Oto" that summer…
    well, it didn't get any buzz though…
    19AnonymousOct 2, 2026 11:48
    Still, they sing better than SMAP though.
    Actually, better than any Johnny's group, really.
    20AnonymousOct 2, 2026 11:48
    Re: #1
    They could drop a so-so ballad anytime, but a truly great one can't be made on demand.
    21AnonymousOct 2, 2026 11:50
    This whole thread that kicked off from "what does Ruby-chan like?" has finally calmed down.
    22AnonymousOct 2, 2026 11:54
    "Ii Jan"
    "Sukisugite Metsu"
    "Bakuretsu Aishiteru"

    That's three right there, should be enough.
    62AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:36
    Re: #22
    They're all pointless, childish tonchiki songs.
    Just noise to hype up a crowd.
    23AnonymousOct 2, 2026 11:54
    They'll probably just ride out their whole career as a one-off novelty act.
    24AnonymousOct 2, 2026 11:54
    These days there's nobody left who can write anything but loud songs aimed at kids hopped up on dopamine — nobody like Masayoshi Yamazaki or Shikao Suga anymore.
    25AnonymousOct 2, 2026 11:55
    Just give Stardust Promotion's songs a listen, one phrase each
    Mid-tempo & Ballads
    Tada Dakishimeru (Just Hold Me)
    http://youtu.be/qmJRP9hlz-k&t=79s
    Suki ni Natte Kurete Arigatou (Thanks for Falling for Me)
    http://youtu.be/S2qJyW5vvd8&t=231s
    Riyuu no Nai Koi (Love Without a Reason)
    http://youtu.be/wuZNfv2PxMU&t=280s
    Shape of Love
    http://youtu.be/D9JdIWIuNs4&t=52s
    PM 5:30
    http://youtu.be/uXfRE_q4AyI&t=50s
    Hentekoko (Oddball)
    http://youtu.be/lSnXmDLE6eM&t=61s
    Arinomama ga Itoshii Kimi e (To You, Dear Just as You Are)
    http://youtu.be/mFFfpFdQcXE&t=165s
    Bokura ga Tsuyoku (We, Growing Stronger)
    http://youtu.be/dBVUXnGmJts&t=149s
    Jinchouge (Daphne Blossom)
    http://youtu.be/TYhOBzTwpkI&t=121s
    Wedding Song
    http://youtu.be/czLwDYp9q08&t=171s
    Kanpai (Cheers)
    http://youtu.be/jFVFoNSzjeI&t=56s
    Neko (Cat)
    http://youtu.be/es-TULCdfvQ&t=152s
    26AnonymousOct 2, 2026 11:57
    I'll say it the other way — "Yozora no Mukou" and "Sekai ni Hitotsu Dake no Hana" aren't great songs at all, just mediocre tunes sung by untalented singers.
    27AnonymousOct 2, 2026 11:59
    Re: #26
    Shikao Suga's self-cover of "Yozora no Mukou" actually has real atmosphere and is a genuine classic though.
    28AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:00
    Even if a skilled singer performs it, if it doesn't catch on, it just gets buried.
    29AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:01
    Even if it's a hit sung by untalented singers, I just figure it means idiots are the ones listening.
    30AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:02
    AKB48's most popular song is also a ballad, "Koisuru Fortune Cookie" (Fortune Cookie in Love).
    Ballads really are what keeps getting listened to for generations, no doubt about it.
    31AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:02
    Ballads? That's more Takahashi George's territory, isn't it (the boyfriend/husband of actress Sayuki Takagi, from the band Koburyu, known for the ballad "Hitori Zake").
    34AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:14
    Ballads barely exist as a trend these days — they're just not popular anymore.
    35AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:15
    Come to think of it, Hello! Project doesn't have a single great ballad across any of its groups.
    What has this group even been doing for almost 30 years?
    The only one I can even recall is "Kobushi no Hana," which borrowed from all over the place but wasn't blatant enough to call out, and was held together well by the arrangement.
    Well, that was peak Hoshibe — his pseudo-music-theory arranging put to good use.
    36AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:16
    Re: #1
    This year's Music Station appearances:
    Kis-My-Ft2: 1
    KinKi Kids: 1
    SixTONES: 2
    Snow Man: 4
    Timelesz: 2
    Kanjani8: 1
    King & Prince: 3
    Nakajima Kento: 3
    Naniwa Danshi: 1
    Aぇ! group: 2
    NEWS: 1
    Arashi: 1
    Yamada Ryosuke: 1
    Masuda Takahisa: 1
    Travis Japan: 1
    Johnny's total: 25

    M!LK: 8 ← this one
    Ebidan: 0

    Juice=Juice: 2
    37AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:19
    Didn't they do a whole ballad concert at some point?
    39AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:20
    Is "tonchiki" some term from the Stardust Promotion/Hyadain scene? It's kind of annoying.
    40AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:23
    Re: #39
    It goes back to "Nainai 16" and "Decameron Densetsu."
    42AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:24
    The word "tonchiki" itself is old, but what actually made it a standard term was Hyadain using it on the TV show Kanjam.
    43AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:25
    "In a few years"? They're already a cringe group of tonchiki old guys.
    46AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:27
    So "tonchiki" has been around for ages, huh (lol).
    47AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:28
    Still too early for that.
    Right now they're at the "Sushi Kuine" or "Kamen Butoukai" stage.
    Next they need to put on roller skates.
    48AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:28
    I think TikTok-aimed songs and "tonchiki" songs are actually different things.
    53AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:31
    SMAP just had good songs.
    Like Akimoto, Johnny's had all kinds of people write for them and only picked the good ones, so of course they ended up with a lot of good songs.
    55AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:34
    Re: #53
    Nah, a lot of them were just no-name band musicians from Victor (the record label).

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    “Tonchiki song” is slang for tracks with outlandish lyrics or structures designed to catch on with TikTok users; one theory in the thread credits Hyadain with popularizing the term on the TV show Kanjam, but other posters pushed back, noting the concept goes back as far as “Nainai 16” and “Decameron Densetsu,” so the term’s actual origin remains unclear. M!LK has hit songs in the tonchiki vein, like “Ii Jan” and “Sukisugite Metsu,” but a more conventional song they released in summer 2024, “Ao no Oto,” never gained traction — which is the background behind the thread’s central question. Meanwhile, opinions on what counts as a “great ballad” vary from post to post: for instance, some argue that Shikao Suga’s self-cover of “Yozora no Mukou” is the definitive classic version, rather than SMAP’s original. The tally of Music Station appearances was brought up purely as a comparison with Johnny’s-affiliated groups, and should be read as just one popularity metric among many, not a definitive ranking.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “Why doesn’t M!LK finally release a great ballad like “Yozora no Mukou” or “Sekai ni Hitotsu Dake no Hana”?“

  • Palantir CEO Secretly Bought 150km² of Swedish Forest — Local Hunters Found Out When Their Leases Got Cancelled

    It has emerged that Palantir CEO Alex Karp secretly purchased roughly 37,000 acres (about 150 square kilometers, or 15,000 hectares) of forest in northern Sweden. Local residents reportedly only found out about the purchase when hunters lost the long-standing hunting lease they’d used on the land for years. On Lemmy’s Europe community, discussion exploded over the purchase price and what the land might be used for, with speculation ranging from rising Nordic land values due to climate change to the construction of a data center. Meanwhile, plenty of voices criticized large-scale foreign land ownership and the sheer scale of billionaire wealth itself.

    Palantir CEO Alex Karp secretly purchased 37,000 acres of forest in Sweden. Local residents found out when hunters lost their land-use agreement (a hunting lease).

    Source: fortune.com / Read the original article here

    2Anonymous2026-10-01 07:46
    lokalhorst: 37,000 acres is 149.73 km², or 14,973.37 hectares
    7Anonymous2026-10-01 08:18
    snoons: Re: #2 Here's an example of how big 90km² is ([image])
    https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/56ad4c8d-4b8e-4b0f-a728-aec04c77cbc8.png
    16Anonymous2026-10-01 12:11
    noob: Re: #7 Where's the banana (the classic unit for scale comparisons)?
    4Anonymous2026-10-01 08:02
    susieq0044: Honestly, smart investment. As climate collapse worsens (which his own company is partly responsible for), land in the north is only going to get more valuable. Plenty of Europeans are already swapping southern France for Scandinavia as a vacation spot
    24Anonymous2026-10-01 21:09
    Loui: Re: #4 Assuming the AMOC (Atlantic meridional overturning circulation) doesn't collapse first
    5Anonymous2026-10-01 11:09
    WhatAmLemmy: Treat him as a hostile foreign actor, nationalize the land, and throw him in prison
    6Anonymous2026-10-01 09:07
    dracc: Re: #2 According to Swedish media it's actually 150km². He (or rather his company) paid 240 million Swedish kronor (about $20 million) for it, but thanks to the elevation there's barely any real forest on it. Buying it under the guise of 'forestry use' is a pretty transparent cover story
    8Anonymous2026-10-01 08:47
    devfuuu: Re: #3 Probably for their favorite sport — inviting rich people out to the vast forest to hunt humans
    9Anonymous2026-10-01 12:25
    melsaskca: Gotta love foreign capital. Who needs to become a citizen when you can just buy the government instead. And apparently you actually can /s
    10Anonymous2026-10-01 12:49
    MolochHorridus: Probably a post-apocalypse bunker, and until then it'll double as a hunting lodge for hunting poor people
    22Anonymous2026-10-01 15:38
    manxu: Re: #10 Wait, let me get this straight — is it 'a hunting lodge where poor people stay' or 'a lodge for hunting poor people'? /s
    11Anonymous2026-10-01 10:29
    DdCno1: And everyone who wants him to make a comeback too (same treatment)
    12Anonymous2026-10-01 17:22
    Mad_Punda: Re: #20 It'd be more energy-efficient to just launch him out of the solar system
    27Anonymous2026-10-01 18:28
    chahn.chris: Re: #12 I like it, let's go with that plan!
    34Anonymous2026-10-01 19:33
    JillyB: Re: #12 Played Outer Wilds and learned that flying into the sun is actually surprisingly easy
    13Anonymous2026-10-01 16:30
    CalemitousVariantK: Behold the face of the man who hunts humans on that land. He probably skipped a more discreet, remote island because he wanted lower latency for commanding drones in Ukraine
    14Anonymous2026-10-01 09:10
    dracc: Re: #3 Calling it a 'forest' is a stretch — that land sits right at or above the treeline. Apparently Karp is a skiing enthusiast and already owns multiple properties at Norwegian ski resorts. Still, 240 million kronor doesn't seem like an amount you could realistically recoup from that. I wouldn't be surprised if there's a data center on that land within 5 years
    19Anonymous2026-10-01 09:45
    killingspark: Re: #14 240 million kronor is roughly $24 million. According to Wikipedia, Alex Karp's net worth was over $18 billion as of 2025. So this is only about 1/800th of his net worth, 0.125%. As long as the rest of his assets keep earning, there's no need for this land to turn a profit anytime soon (correction: I had the exchange rate wrong — 1 krona is about $0.1, not $10)
    15Anonymous2026-10-01 21:54
    minorkeys: He's probably moving his assets into land before the AI bubble pops
    17Anonymous2026-10-01 15:06
    CovertOperative: Re: #16 It's right in the center, someone's holding it up in the town square
    18Anonymous2026-10-01 17:02
    pmk: Does he even know about 'Allemansrätten' (Sweden's 'everyman's right' to roam)?
    28Anonymous2026-10-01 19:38
    lambipapp: Re: #18 I bet he's going to clear-cut all of Härjedalen for a data center. Or maybe he's found his spot for a post-apocalypse shelter
    23Anonymous2026-10-01 16:14
    MolochHorridus: Re: #22 It's for hunting poor people
    25Anonymous2026-10-01 17:24
    Malica: I read somewhere that he paid under $600 per acre
    26Anonymous2026-10-01 09:30
    roserose56: Re: #39 Do you really think building more data centers is the solution?
    33Anonymous2026-10-01 09:51
    jdr: Re: #26 Nope, I don't
    37Anonymous2026-10-01 11:11
    LovelyMover: Apparently Singapore built one using human brain cells. It only uses as much power as an LED bulb, barely takes up any space, and you just need to feed the cells nutrients now and then to keep them alive. The brain cells handle all the processing themselves — it's genuinely tiny
    39Anonymous2026-10-01 08:24
    jdr: What's so interesting about that?
    29Anonymous2026-10-01 17:27
    vane: Re: #2 Small country, huh
    32Anonymous2026-10-01 10:04
    birdwing: Re: #3 Probably a data center, I'd guess
    35Anonymous2026-10-01 21:12
    Little1Lost: Re: #34 Finally, the bookmark feature works 😀 This person explains why it's not actually that simple: [link]
    38Anonymous2026-10-02 00:40
    stoly: Re: #20 There it is again, that argument: 'Leaving nature alone is bad for nature. Only humans can help it, and only by killing animals'

    Background and key points of this discussion

    This purchase isn’t unrelated to the nature of Palantir as a company. Known for AI-powered defense and intelligence work, Palantir is reportedly involved in military support for Ukraine, and some in the thread speculated about a connection to drone operations. Sweden has a traditional right called “Allemansrätten” (the ‘everyman’s right’), which lets anyone access and forage on private land, so large-scale private land ownership tends to create friction with this custom. Commenters also pointed out that Karp’s net worth reportedly exceeds $18 billion, making this purchase (roughly $24 million) only a small fraction of it. That said, it’s worth noting that the land’s specific intended use (a data center, a vacation home, or something else) remained pure speculation within the thread and is not a confirmed fact.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Lemmy c/europe) thread “Palantir CEO Alex Karp quietly purchased 37,000 acres of forests in Sweden—and locals found out when hunters lost leases to use the property“.

  • Kaito Kozono’s 2025 Stats: .309 Average, .753 OPS — Good or Not? 5ch Says ‘In a Low-Offense Era, That’s .800-Level’

    The 2025 season numbers of Hiroshima Toyo Carp shortstop Kaito Kozono (.309 average, 161 hits in 521 at-bats, 2 home runs, 61 RBI, .753 OPS) became a hot topic on 5ch. Posters pointed out that despite the high batting average, his OPS was low — a sign of weak power — and the discussion spread into comparisons with past greats like Ichiro, Kazuyoshi Tatsunami, and Hiroyuki Nakajima, factoring in his position and how he’s been used. Others pushed back, arguing the numbers “aren’t bad considering how low-scoring the game is these days,” splitting opinion right down the middle.

    1AnonymousOct 2, 2026 07:52
    Is this 'ahe-tan' stat line (forum slang mocking a flashy average paired with near-zero power) really something to brag about?
    11AnonymousOct 2, 2026 07:56
    Even this is considered decent by NPB standards overall — that's how many guys can't hit at all.
    28AnonymousOct 2, 2026 08:09
    Re: #11
    I mean, it's a low-offense era.
    Ten years ago this would translate to an OPS over .800.
    46AnonymousOct 2, 2026 08:35
    Re: #11
    An OPS of .750 obviously puts you among the better hitters.
    14AnonymousOct 2, 2026 07:57
    He's exactly the type of hitter Osamu Hayashi can't stand (TV pundit known for ripping into high-average, no-power hitters).
    50AnonymousOct 2, 2026 08:38
    Re: #14
    Kozono's actually a similar type to Ichiro, isn't he —
    the kind whose stat line looks better than his actual contribution to the team.
    71AnonymousOct 2, 2026 08:56
    Re: #50
    Huh?
    Ichiro could single-handedly swing or control a game.
    He's basically a souped-up Kinmoto.
    36AnonymousOct 2, 2026 08:20
    A shortstop with the league's 6th-best OPS (didn't say he could field) — in another era, that's Nakajima-level.
    40AnonymousOct 2, 2026 08:26
    Re: #36
    Guess it's all in how you spin it, lol
    64AnonymousOct 2, 2026 08:49
    Somehow his reputation has dropped below Nene's at this point.
    65AnonymousOct 2, 2026 08:49
    Re: #64
    Feels like Hiroshima might end up scooping up Nene once he gets released.
    67AnonymousOct 2, 2026 08:51
    Re: #65
    Nah, Nene was a first-round pick, so that won't happen.
    Depending on the manager, he might get moved to a new position again next year,
    though that kind of conversion would probably only happen if someone like Kuwata became manager.
    87AnonymousOct 2, 2026 09:11
    Kozono's numbers are just one season with shaky defense, so he's not Nakajima or Tatsunami, but
    if you're only looking at single-season hitting, yeah, he's in that range.

    Same logic as saying if Uehara or Matsuzaka pitched in today's game, they'd post an ERA in the low 1's.
    89AnonymousOct 2, 2026 09:14
    Re: #87
    Nakajima and Tatsunami weren't great defenders either, though.
    94AnonymousOct 2, 2026 09:20
    WAR doesn't really matter much here.
    Just let Kozono play whichever position is easiest for him defensively and he'd be plenty usable.

    But the Carp keep shuffling him around on defense instead of committing to developing him properly, so it ends up a half-baked arrangement.
    100AnonymousOct 2, 2026 09:25
    Re: #94
    Where's that supposed to be?
    102AnonymousOct 2, 2026 09:29
    Who's the better defender, him or Muramatsu?
    104AnonymousOct 2, 2026 09:38
    Re: #102
    If we're talking Chunichi's Muramatsu, it's not even close — Muramatsu, hands down.
    113AnonymousOct 2, 2026 09:56
    His OPS is about the same as Ichiro's, lol
    116AnonymousOct 2, 2026 09:59
    Re: #113
    Have you never looked at Ichiro's OPS from his NPB days?
    122AnonymousOct 2, 2026 10:04
    NPB-era Ichiro is basically Masataka Yoshida's hitting bumped up a notch, combined with No. 1 defense and baserunning in the league.
    The gap in class is just too huge.
    128AnonymousOct 2, 2026 10:07
    Re: #122
    Look at wRC+ — Yoshida's comfortably higher.
    133AnonymousOct 2, 2026 10:08
    Re: #122
    That's overhyping him a bit.
    As an all-around player Ichiro might be a tier above, but purely as a hitter, Yoshida's clearly better.
    123AnonymousOct 2, 2026 10:05
    Even 20 years ago, .750 wouldn't have been an 'ahe-tan' line, and by today's standards he's comfortably a gap hitter.
    136AnonymousOct 2, 2026 10:08
    Re: #123
    FYI the Central League's average OPS in 2018 was .754.
    And that includes pitchers' at-bats, of course.
    148AnonymousOct 2, 2026 10:15
    He's genuinely top-tier.
    He's an elite player, and style-wise he's basically what Tatsunami used to be.
    153AnonymousOct 2, 2026 10:18
    Re: #148
    Tatsunami was quietly an on-base machine, so the style's actually pretty different.
    155AnonymousOct 2, 2026 10:19
    Re: #153
    Kozono led the league in OBP too, though.
    163AnonymousOct 2, 2026 10:24
    Re: #155
    The eras are different, and it's a bit unfair to compare someone who should still be heading toward his peak with someone who completed a long career, but—

    career numbers:
    Kozono: .282 avg / .319 OBP
    Tatsunami: .285 avg / .366 OBP

    Tatsunami's career-long OBP is still higher than Kozono's number from his own best-ever, league-leading season.
    166AnonymousOct 2, 2026 10:27
    Re: #163
    That's because the league OPS is off by about .100 between the two eras.
    168AnonymousOct 2, 2026 10:29
    Re: #163
    The league OPS is off by about .100 between the two eras.
    Just looking at last year alone, he's in Tatsunami/Nakajima territory.

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    OPS (on-base percentage plus slugging percentage) is a stat used to gauge a hitter’s overall offensive value, and .753 is considered slightly below league average. As noted in the thread, the Central League’s average OPS in 2018 was around .754 — and in today’s ongoing low-offense environment, the crux of the debate was that “the same number gets judged differently depending on the era.” Shortstop, Kozono’s primary position, also carries a heavy defensive workload, which complicates measuring his value by batting stats alone. Ichiro and Kazuyoshi Tatsunami are typically discussed in terms of career totals, and the thread doesn’t spell out that comparing them to a single season involves differences in era and years played. Note that later in the thread, unverified claims about Kozono’s personal conduct and legal matters came up; since the facts couldn’t be confirmed, this article omits that exchange.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “Kaito Kozono (2025): “.309 average (161-for-521), 2 HR, 61 RBI, .753 OPS” ← this wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww (lolololololololololol).”

  • Day 14 Without Mom: Bipolar NEET’s 5ch Thread — ‘Life’s Been Refreshing Since She’s Gone’

    A thread titled “Bipolar NEET (27), it’s been 14 days since Mom disappeared” popped up on 5ch’s News VIP board. The poster, a 27-year-old NEET with bipolar disorder, complained that two weeks after his mother left home, he can barely manage laundry or meals. Commenters clashed between those recommending concrete job-hunting steps — Hello Work (Japan’s public employment office), Type-A welfare workshops, disability-hire programs — and others pointing out that the poster has repeatedly started similar threads before, with opinions also split over the harsh words he says his mother directed at him.

    1AnonymousOct 2, 2026 07:16
    Finally hit the 2-week mark.
    The dishes are a disaster.
    4AnonymousOct 2, 2026 07:17
    File a missing persons report. Actually, this is a good chance for you to do your own laundry.
    7AnonymousOct 2, 2026 07:18
    Re: #4
    I have no intention of doing laundry.
    8AnonymousOct 2, 2026 07:18
    I'm bipolar too, but aren't you currently manic or hypomanic right now?
    Dunno if you're Type I or Type II though.
    12AnonymousOct 2, 2026 07:19
    Re: #8
    Maybe a little — I had some trouble falling asleep last night.
    10AnonymousOct 2, 2026 07:19
    She didn't abandon you —
    Mom just ran away.
    13AnonymousOct 2, 2026 07:20
    Re: #10
    She didn't run away.
    She's coming back.
    14AnonymousOct 2, 2026 07:20
    I'll take care of you.
    16AnonymousOct 2, 2026 07:21
    Re: #14
    Yay!!
    Where do you live?
    17AnonymousOct 2, 2026 07:21
    Re: #16
    Is it cool if I hit you in the head with a bat?
    21AnonymousOct 2, 2026 07:25
    Re: #17
    Am I allowed to fight back?
    19AnonymousOct 2, 2026 07:22
    Re: #12
    You've been starting threads under a semi-fixed trip name (a partial tripcode, so regulars can recognize you) every single day, so I was wondering what's up with that.
    37AnonymousOct 2, 2026 07:30
    Re: #19
    Re: #20
    https://www.kyodemo.net/sdemo/b/news4vip/251?k=%E7N%9FT%83j%81%5B%83g&kt=k_&j=1

    This guy's been doing this since 2025, so whatever "situation" or "backstory" he's using this time doesn't matter.
    40AnonymousOct 2, 2026 07:31
    Re: #37
    Looking lively today, longtime fan!
    43AnonymousOct 2, 2026 07:32
    Re: #37
    Judging by this, your mother absolutely hates your guts.
    There's no way a mother like that would keep paying your rent out of the goodness of her heart.
    You'd better start taking this seriously.
    29AnonymousOct 2, 2026 07:28
    Didn't you make a thread before admitting it was all a lie?
    38AnonymousOct 2, 2026 07:31
    Re: #29
    Like I said, everything I'm talking about now is true.
    30AnonymousOct 2, 2026 07:28
    Re: #22
    Because I can't get hired anywhere.
    I even got rejected for a convenience store part-time job.
    34AnonymousOct 2, 2026 07:29
    Re: #30
    Go to Hello Work.
    44AnonymousOct 2, 2026 07:32
    Re: #34
    I do go to Hello Work.
    46AnonymousOct 2, 2026 07:33
    Re: #44
    Then something should've come up.
    And even if not, there's always Type-A welfare workshops.
    47AnonymousOct 2, 2026 07:34
    Re: #44
    Then just get a part-time job.
    How many places have you applied to? Are you going to at least 5 to 10 interviews a month?
    33AnonymousOct 2, 2026 07:29
    Re: #25
    1 year 10 months as a full-time employee.
    3 years as a NEET.
    Can't get hired anywhere.
    42AnonymousOct 2, 2026 07:31
    Re: #33
    Why not go to a Type-A welfare workshop?
    53AnonymousOct 2, 2026 07:36
    Re: #42
    I don't want to because they charge facility fees.
    55AnonymousOct 2, 2026 07:37
    Re: #53
    If a part-time job is impossible, that's that.
    But if you won't do a part-time job or Type-A work either, are you planning to become homeless?
    58AnonymousOct 2, 2026 07:38
    Re: #53
    With your income level they wouldn't even charge you, right?
    63AnonymousOct 2, 2026 07:42
    Re: #55
    I'll apply for full-time disability-hire positions instead.
    64AnonymousOct 2, 2026 07:43
    Re: #63
    I see.
    Well, good luck then.
    65AnonymousOct 2, 2026 07:43
    Re: #63
    Why do you think you'd get hired full-time when you can't even land a part-time job?
    80AnonymousOct 2, 2026 07:52
    What crime is she even supposed to be charged with for leaving an adult child on their own?
    84AnonymousOct 2, 2026 07:53
    Re: #80
    Even for an adult, there's a legal duty to support a disabled family member.
    So she can't just run away from me either.
    Did you not know that?
    93AnonymousOct 2, 2026 07:58
    Re: #84
    If she's living separately, wouldn't that mean no crime at all?
    107AnonymousOct 2, 2026 08:11
    Re: #103
    She badmouthed me behind my back and hurled abuse at me.
    It was so bad I even developed psychogenic aphonia (sudden stress-induced loss of voice).
    That fear of not being able to speak was something I'd never felt before.
    108AnonymousOct 2, 2026 08:11
    Re: #107
    So what exactly was the badmouthing and abuse?
    111AnonymousOct 2, 2026 08:13
    Re: #108
    The backbiting was during my twin older brother's job hunt — I overheard something like "I don't expect anything from OP, but I'm counting on my older brother." That was one of the triggers for my bipolar disorder.
    116AnonymousOct 2, 2026 08:17
    Re: #111 If you were just going to let people down anyway, isn't it better not to be expected of in the first place?
    117AnonymousOct 2, 2026 08:17
    Re: #111
    That's it? lol
    What about the actual abuse? lol
    118AnonymousOct 2, 2026 08:19
    Not every human speaks their true feelings out of love.
    She's not with my brother — she's with me.
    123AnonymousOct 2, 2026 08:20
    Re: #118
    So you're the twin older brother?
    125AnonymousOct 2, 2026 08:21
    Re: #118
    Save that line for someone else.
    Are you happy being stuck with a 59-year-old granny?
    145AnonymousOct 2, 2026 08:32
    Re: #143
    So objectively speaking, you don't actually have an example of abuse your parent said to you?
    146AnonymousOct 2, 2026 08:33
    Re: #145
    The other day I took out the trash in the rain, and she still told me "There's no point in you being alive."
    148AnonymousOct 2, 2026 08:35
    Re: #146
    Okay yeah, that's kind of rough.
    150AnonymousOct 2, 2026 08:41
    Re: #148
    The front door stopped closing properly, and she accused me of breaking it.
    Really there was just sand jammed in the door track — no matter how many times I tell her "I never broke it," she still holds a grudge.
    151AnonymousOct 2, 2026 08:45
    Re: #148
    I'm paying 50,000 yen a month toward household expenses, and I still get treated like a slave at home. Honestly, life's been refreshing since Mom's gone.

    Background and Points of Debate

    Type-A welfare employment workshops involve a formal employment contract with a guaranteed minimum wage, but depending on a user’s income, facility usage fees can sometimes apply — suggesting the poster’s complaint that “they charge facility fees” may stem partly from a misunderstanding of how the system works. Additionally, the legal duty of support under Japan’s Civil Code concerns mutual financial assistance between relatives; it does not directly mandate continued cohabitation or mean a parent “can’t escape.” Some longtime users in the thread pointed out that the poster has repeatedly started threads with similar content before, and opinions were divided on how seriously to take this latest complaint.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (News VIP) thread “Bipolar NEET (27), it’s been 14 days since Mom disappeared.”