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  • Is a 90-Minute Commute Too Long? 5ch: “Round-Trip, That’s 4 Hours Wasted”

    “Isn’t it crazy to spend more than an hour and a half commuting?” — that post kicked off a wide-ranging debate on 5ch about commute times. Users shared stories of commutes stretching from 20 minutes to 2 hours after company-mandated transfers, and confessions of losing 4 hours a day round-trip, before the discussion expanded into whether remote work is the answer and how it factors into buying versus renting a home.

    1AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:15
    Yeah, myself included, I genuinely think that.
    2AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:16
    The company just transfers you somewhere far away without even asking.
    4AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:17
    Re: #2
    Exactly this.
    My commute went from 20 minutes to 2 hours too.
    25AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:31
    Re: #2
    Just move, then.
    6AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:19
    Even a 30-minute commute wastes an hour round-trip.
    That's a precious hour out of 24 wasted every single day.
    8AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:20
    Re: #6
    I'm wasting a full 4 hours a day on my commute.
    It's brutal.
    10AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:22
    Isn't living too close bad too, though? Running into coworkers near your house would kill me 🥺
    11AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:23
    Re: #10
    But being able to walk to work is amazing, isn't it?
    Your mornings are way less rushed.
    13AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:24
    A 90-minute one-way commute is rough for sure, but round-trip, well, that's just how it goes I guess.
    16AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:25
    Re: #13
    Round-trip, that's totally fine then.
    15AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:25
    I've been working from home for 6 years now, and commuting really is just a waste of your life.
    17AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:26
    Re: #15
    Winner in life.
    With a job like that you can live anywhere.
    Seriously jealous.
    18AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:27
    I once had a coworker who commuted from Yokohama to Abiko — thought that was insane.
    21AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:29
    Re: #18
    About 90 minutes, huh.
    That's pretty far.
    Also, whether you can get a seat matters a lot on a long commute.
    19AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:28
    My office is a 3-minute walk from home and it's amazing.
    I can even eat lunch at home.
    During COVID I was the only one who had to come in to answer phones, and having the whole office to myself was actually a fun change of pace.
    20AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:28
    Re: #17
    But your world really shrinks.
    You stop leaving your own neighborhood.
    24AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:31
    Re: #20
    I live in a town I actually like, so to me that only sounds like a plus…
    26AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:31
    Re: #21
    Both Ueno and Abiko are terminal stations, so apparently he could always get a seat (the Joban Line only ran as far as Ueno back then).
    Still, that must've been rough.
    29AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:33
    Re: #26
    It's rough… At first you think you'll use the commute productively, like studying for certifications, but whether it's exhaustion or what, you just end up sleeping the whole way.
    28AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:32
    Re: #25
    It's my own home, so it's not that simple to just…
    31AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:34
    Re: #28
    They say commute time and odds of getting depressed rise together.
    Not sure owning a home is worth that much, though.
    32AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:34
    Re: #28
    My department head owns a house too, but on top of that he rents his own apartment — a 3-minute walk from the office, same as me.
    30AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:33
    Why are companies ditching remote work?
    Are people just stupid?
    33AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:36
    Re: #30
    Any job that can go remote should just go remote, full stop.
    Trains would be less packed too.
    34AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:37
    I don't feel like I belong at home or at work, so the commute is the only time I get any peace.
    37AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:37
    Re: #34
    That's kind of sad…
    How long is your commute?
    35AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:37
    Re: #31
    Still, there's something to be said for feeling settled and being able to lose yourself in a hobby, so I want to go home to my own house.
    53AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:53
    Re: #35
    What kind of hobby can you only do if you own your home?
    56AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:58
    Re: #53
    Model building and playing instruments…
    61AnonymousAug 21, 2026 11:00
    Re: #53
    Instruments do seem pretty rough to keep up in a rental.
    38AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:37
    Even just a room to sleep in is fine — better to rent a place near work.
    40AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:38
    Re: #38
    I get that, but
    there are things you just can't do unless it's your own place…
    39AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:38
    The shorter your commute, the better, period — it's crazy that there's not a single upside to a long one.
    43AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:39
    Re: #39
    At first you always think you'll put the time to good use somehow…
    44AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:41
    Re: #39
    So true.
    Even company-paid transit allowances get taxed, so the farther and pricier your commute, the more you lose out.
    81AnonymousAug 21, 2026 11:13
    OP:

    Waking up, breakfast, getting ready: 1 hour
    Commute (round trip): 4 hours
    Work hours: 8 hours
    Lunch break: 1 hour
    Prep before clocking in: 30 minutes

    So that's about 14.5 hours a day spent on work-related stuff?
    91AnonymousAug 21, 2026 11:20
    Re: #81
    And after you get home there's still prepping for tomorrow and answering emails.
    100AnonymousAug 21, 2026 11:32
    The factory I work at is shutting down, so there's nothing I can do about it — is 90 minutes really that rough for you guys?
    101AnonymousAug 21, 2026 11:35
    Re: #100
    That's 3 hours a day burned just commuting.
    Can you handle that?

    Background and Key Points

    Japan’s commuting culture rests on two institutions foreign readers may not know. First, *tsuukin teate* (commuting allowance): employers reimburse train/bus fares, and by law this reimbursement is tax-exempt up to ¥150,000 a month — so poster 44’s complaint that “even the allowance gets taxed” only applies to the portion above that generous threshold, not to a typical commute. Second, *tenkin/tenpu* (company-ordered transfers): large Japanese firms can reassign salaried employees to a distant office or branch with little negotiation, which is why poster 2’s one-line complaint (“the company just transfers you without asking”) lands as self-evidently unfair to other posters rather than being challenged — it’s a structural feature of lifetime-employment-style firms, not a personal choice. Average one-way commutes in greater Tokyo run 40-50 minutes, so a 90-minute trip is long but not unusual for people living in Chiba, Ibaraki, or Kanagawa exurbs and working in central Tokyo.

    The thread doesn’t actually split over whether long commutes are bad — everyone agrees they are. The real fault line is what to do about it: accept it as a trade-off for homeownership and a settled neighborhood (posts 28, 31, 35), or treat remote work as the obvious fix and wonder why companies are pulling back from it (30, 33). A second, smaller split is over proximity itself — some want distance from coworkers (10), others prize the short commute anyway (19, 24).

    What’s missing is scale: national survey data (comparable to Japan’s own Housing and Land Survey) puts the *average* Japanese commute closer to 40 minutes round trip, meaning this thread’s participants, self-selected into an “over 90 minutes” discussion, aren’t representative of typical commuters.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “Anyone who spends more than 90 minutes commuting is an idiot.”

  • What’s Billy Joel’s Signature Song? Hello! Project Board Weighs In

    A thread titled “Billy Joel’s Ultimate Song” on the Hello! Project board had fans rattling off classics like Piano Man and We Didn’t Start the Fire one after another. The discussion even touched on how the Japanese hit “Ai wa Katsu” (Love Will Win) was inspired by Billy Joel’s “Uptown Girl,” and how the Up-Front group of labels — Hello! Project included — covered it in the wake of the Great East Japan Earthquake, sparking excitement over this unexpected link between Western music and Hello! Project.

    1AnonymousAug 21, 2026 22:33
    Uh… 'York State of Mind'?
    4AnonymousAug 21, 2026 22:36
    "The Longest Time" (punned here as "long hair" [ロン毛] + "suto")
    5AnonymousAug 21, 2026 22:37
    Piano Man
    6AnonymousAug 21, 2026 22:37
    Change the World
    7AnonymousAug 21, 2026 22:38
    The Stranger
    8AnonymousAug 21, 2026 22:40
    Honesty
    9AnonymousAug 21, 2026 22:41
    Smoke on the Water
    10AnonymousAug 21, 2026 22:44
    New York City Serenade
    12AnonymousAug 21, 2026 22:47
    Livin' on a Prayer
    13AnonymousAug 21, 2026 22:47
    Beat It
    19AnonymousAug 21, 2026 22:51
    I read the Japanese translation of Honesty's lyrics and it just didn't do it for me.
    Maybe Just the Way You Are is better.
    28AnonymousAug 21, 2026 22:55
    Re: #1
    We Didn't Start the Fire
    30AnonymousAug 21, 2026 22:57
    An arrangement of Beethoven's 'Pathétique'
    This Night
    36AnonymousAug 21, 2026 23:01
    Apparently he's still alive at 77 (kiju).
    But he announced a tour cancellation last year due to illness.
    39AnonymousAug 21, 2026 23:03
    We Didn't Start The Fire
    59AnonymousAug 21, 2026 23:17
    Re: #50
    Lol, "consciously"?
    It's so blatant you can tell it's Billy Joel the instant you hear Ai wa Katsu.
    60AnonymousAug 21, 2026 23:21
    Girls, Girls, Girls
    61AnonymousAug 21, 2026 23:22
    Do They Know It's Christmas?
    62AnonymousAug 21, 2026 23:25
    Nobody's brought up Welcome to the Jungle yet
    63AnonymousAug 21, 2026 23:26
    Re: #50
    Wasn't it Morning Musume up through the 9th generation that just barely made the cut to join in?
    64AnonymousAug 21, 2026 23:30
    Re: #50
    Even Billy Joel ends up tying back to Hello! Project.
    That's wild.
    87AnonymousAug 22, 2026 00:45
    Re: #64
    If just echoing someone's style counts as a "connection," then anything goes.
    Hoshibe (a Hello! Project songwriter) will hook you up with connections like that all day.
    65AnonymousAug 21, 2026 23:32
    I first found out about Billy Joel from that Honda scooter commercial ("Honda Kau Boy")
    68AnonymousAug 21, 2026 23:41
    He's a genius, huh
    102AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:53
    Re: #68
    I read somewhere that he's a genius, but his early work was so good he struggled to ever top himself.
    Apparently he'd hit slumps because nothing he wrote could beat his early stuff.
    78AnonymousAug 21, 2026 23:54
    All About Soul
    My favorite Billy Joel song from the '90s
    88AnonymousAug 22, 2026 00:49
    Re: #87
    Source, please
    90AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:11
    Re: #88
    Where'd you wander in from?
    Anyway, take Kobushi Factory's song "Nen ni wa Nen" for starters

    It's basically just T.Rex's "20th Century Boy" riff sped up.
    And the call-and-response chorus in the verse is lifted straight from The Who's "My Generation."

    You could probably find a whole list if you Google it.
    92AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:20
    Re: #90
    Whoa, hold on, hold on.
    This is about how "Ai wa Katsu" — the massive domestic hit born out of Billy Joel's worldwide smash "Uptown Girl" — got renewed attention when the whole Up-Front stable, Hello! Project included, covered it after the Great East Japan Earthquake.

    And here you are countering with some obscure song Hoshibe wrote for some random group? I'm honestly amazed you'd even bring that up.
    89AnonymousAug 22, 2026 00:59
    The commercial jingle that got me into Western music — This Night, off the Innocent Man album
    91AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:15
    Re: #89
    I love Innocent Man
    93AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:27
    Piano Man, hands down.
    It used to play all the time at boys' bars (host clubs).
    94AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:28
    Your Song
    97AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:32
    Re: #94
    That's the UK's "Piano Man" (i.e., Elton John), not Billy Joel
    100AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:34
    Re: #92
    So it only counts as a connection if it was a hit?
    What about Love Machine's "Venus," Happy Summer Wedding's "Donna Summer," or "Genghis Khan"?
    Or does Misora Hibari's "Omatsuri Mambo" not count as a hit either?
    101AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:35
    Frisco is a Rock City
    103AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:57
    Re: #101
    Starship?
    110AnonymousAug 22, 2026 02:11
    I'm in a New York state of mind
    112AnonymousAug 22, 2026 02:57
    Just the Way You Are

    Background and Key Points

    Billy Joel is one of the best-selling artists in US history, with 33 Top 40 hits and a run of 1970s-80s albums (The Stranger, 52nd Street, An Innocent Man) that remain fixtures on Japanese TV and radio through commercial tie-ins — several posters trace their own first exposure to a Honda scooter ad. He turned 77 this year but canceled touring in 2024 after a diagnosed brain disorder, which is why one poster referenced his health rather than new music. The Hello! Project connection is specific and real: “Ai wa Katsu (Love Will Win),” a charity single covered by Up-Front Works artists including Morning Musume after the March 2011 Tōhoku earthquake and tsunami, borrows its melodic hook from Joel’s 1983 hit “Uptown Girl.” That’s a genuine, acknowledged musical lineage, not a stretch.

    Where the thread actually splits is less about which song is “best” than about how legitimate that Hello! Project link is. One poster frames “Ai wa Katsu” as a clear, deliberate homage; another pushes back that this kind of “it’s basically the same riff” claim is so loose it could tie almost any Western song to Hello! Project, citing Kobushi Factory’s borrowings from T.Rex and The Who as an equally “valid” but absurd comparison.

    What outside readers will likely miss is that the Joel-to-J-pop pipeline runs deeper than one cover: Hoshibe, a longtime Hello! Project songwriter, has a reputation among fans for lifting hooks and structures from Western classic rock across multiple idol tracks, which is why the “connection” claim reads to some posters as an in-joke about a known pattern rather than a one-off discovery.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “Billy Joel’s Ultimate Song.”

  • Chiikawa’s Creator Turns Out to Be a Woman — 5ch Debates How She Stacks Up Against Other Female Manga Artists

    Old event photos have reignited talk that Nagano, the creator of “Chiikawa,” is a woman. The thread spiraled into a debate over what it takes to be a “female creator who still gets respected,” citing names like Rumiko Takahashi and the creators of Demon Slayer and Fullmetal Alchemist, with some pointing to differences in editorial backing as the real factor.

    1AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:07
    Just unfollowed her.
    3AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:08
    No way — the level of detail on stuff like chestnut manju buns is way too spot-on for a real drinker (a classic izakaya snack).
    5AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:10
    Re: #3
    There are cases like the creator of Wakako-zake, so it's not unheard of (a manga about a woman who drinks alone).
    28AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:20
    Re: #3
    That's probably modeled on a parent or relative of hers.
    4AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:09
    I'm a woman.
    Sorry to disappoint.



    What's that supposed to mean?
    20AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:15
    Re: #4
    Because female creators get dragged online.
    95AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:59
    Re: #4
    It should be phrased as 'for disappointing you,' not 'for being disappointed.'
    Is your Japanese not so good?
    8AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:11
    Wasn't it already common knowledge that Nagano-sensei is a woman?
    26AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:18
    Re: #8
    There was a photo floating around, right?
    12AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:13
    There's literally a photo out there — from some event or other.
    30AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:20
    Re: #12
    Is that actually confirmed to be her?
    22AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:16
    What about the work even makes you think the author's a man in the first place?
    25AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:18
    Re: #22
    The whole backstory around the flying squirrel character is exactly that.
    27AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:19
    Re: #25
    What is this guy even talking about.
    32AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:23
    Re: #30
    Confirmed. Before she blew up she used to attend events as a regular illustrator — every longtime fan knows this.
    36AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:24
    Re: #32
    Whoa, I should've gone too.
    33AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:23
    Isn't Chiikawa basically a polished-up version of that '100 Days to Live, Crocodile' thing?
    Goes to show the masses fall for the same trick every single time (B層 = the easily-swayed general public).
    37AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:24
    Re: #33
    LOL you understood literally nothing.
    40AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:27
    Why is there such a massive gap between the creator of 'Mii-chan' and Nagano?
    46AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:30
    Re: #40
    It comes down to the editors backing them. Apparently a former Morning editor at the same publisher, Kodansha, planned the Mii-yama creator's move into print — but it just seems to have fed her delusions of grandeur instead of actually developing her as an artist. The difference is night and day.
    53AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:33
    Re: #40
    There are social-media manga artists by the thousands — these two are just the cream of the crop.
    41AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:27
    It's hilarious that 'Onneko' is getting clowned on again lately.
    47AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:31
    Re: #41
    The fact that Nagano drew this to match is just brutal.
    No way that's a coincidence — she did it on purpose.
    54AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:34
    Female manga artists who get respect even from men:

    Rumiko Takahashi
    The Fullmetal Alchemist creator
    The Demon Slayer creator
    The Chiikawa creator

    Anyone else belong on this list?
    57AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:38
    Re: #54
    Meanwhile male creators are mostly the ones people love to hate — One Piece, Naruto, Kingdom, that whole crowd.
    58AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:39
    Re: #54
    Demon Slayer just brute-forces past complaints about the cringey stuff typical of female authors with pure sales numbers. That Pixiv-tier school-AU final chapter was a genuine stain on the series.
    110AnonymousAug 21, 2026 14:33
    Re: #54
    Does the Jujutsu Kaisen creator not count?
    70AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:45
    Re: #58
    Stuff like Tanjiro's line 'You're a creature that shouldn't exist' or that whole ohagi scene — there really is a lot of the cringey directing people criticize female authors for. It's just that the good parts outnumber it by even more.
    78AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:50
    Re: #70
    There's a similar line — 'I deny your entire existence' — but that's just a rephrasing of a classic trope line. Has nothing to do with the author's gender.
    79AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:50
    Re: #70
    If we're going down that road, what about 'You are already dead'? LOL that makes zero sense either…
    91AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:55
    In my head she's like a slightly mellower version of Momoko Sakura (creator of Chibi Maruko-chan).
    93AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:56
    Re: #91
    The art style's just a little similar, that's all.

    Background and Key Points

    Chiikawa’s phenomenal reach is the backdrop that gives this thread its charge. Nagano, the pen name behind the character, began as an anonymous social-media illustrator posting short comics on Twitter/X around 2020, and the strip snowballed into one of Japan’s biggest merchandising properties — anime adaptations, department-store pop-ups, and collaborations across convenience stores and fashion brands — all while the creator’s identity stayed deliberately obscure. That opacity is itself a Japanese industry norm: many manga-ka, especially those who rose through web platforms rather than a traditional magazine system, keep their face and even gender undisclosed, since the work is expected to stand apart from the person. Event photos resurfacing as “proof” of Nagano’s gender fits a recurring pattern on 5ch, where fandoms treat unconfirmed sightings as detective work.

    The thread’s actual fault line isn’t whether Nagano is a woman — posters treat that as settled — but whether she belongs on a shortlist of female creators (Takahashi, and the Demon Slayer and Fullmetal Alchemist artists) who are “respected even by men,” and whether that respect tracks talent or editorial packaging, as the barbed comparison to the “Mii-yama” creator’s Kodansha backing suggests.

    What outsiders will likely miss is that this “respect gap” discourse is a long-running 5ch trope applied to nearly every successful female creator, not a Chiikawa-specific controversy, and that Nagano’s gender had already circulated as semi-open knowledge among longtime fans — several posters note this outright — making the “shocking reveal” framing largely a rhetorical device rather than genuine news.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Sad News] Chiikawa Creator’s Gender Revealed wwwwwwwwww.”

  • Zero Japan-Born Apps Among the World’s Hit Social Networks — 5ch Debates the Origins of TikTok and LINE

    TikTok has its roots in China, and LINE traces back to a Korean company — a 5ch thread pointed out that almost none of the world’s major social networks originated in Japan. Posters discussed the existence of China’s video app Kwai (Kuaishou) and how LINE was modeled on South Korea’s KakaoTalk. Sparked by the question “has Japan produced any globally successful social network in the past decade?”, the thread turned into a debate about the state of Japan’s content industry.

    1AnonymousAug 21, 2026 16:08
    Isn't Japan just really bad at making content?
    17AnonymousAug 21, 2026 16:15
    Whatever happened to that thing where Hiroyuki and them were going to make an SNS?
    There was talk of him doing it together with Gackt and others, right?
    42AnonymousAug 21, 2026 16:37
    Re: #17
    Pretty sure they pulled out
    I think they already said it flopped
    58AnonymousAug 21, 2026 16:48
    Re: #17
    They did make a mixi knockoff once
    18AnonymousAug 21, 2026 16:15
    Wait, LINE is Korean?
    28AnonymousAug 21, 2026 16:23
    Re: #18
    To be precise, it was made by the Japanese subsidiary of a Korean company
    There's no LINE in Korea itself
    But LINE is itself a knockoff of another Korean company's app, KakaoTalk, so it's Korean-rooted either way
    34AnonymousAug 21, 2026 16:27
    Re: #28
    LINE actually did exist in Korea, but there were suspicions people's chats and personal info were being monitored, so everyone moved over to KakaoTalk
    44AnonymousAug 21, 2026 16:40
    Re: #28
    Huh? LINE shows up all the time in Korean dramas though
    24AnonymousAug 21, 2026 16:21
    TikTok's just the famous one — China's had a bunch of video social networks for way longer
    36AnonymousAug 21, 2026 16:28
    Re: #24
    Kwai has an insane number of users but it's completely unknown in Japan
    It's like the best parts of TikTok and Niconico combined, pretty handy
    And best of all there's tons of local video posted by users from rural areas, it's fun
    50AnonymousAug 21, 2026 16:42
    Re: #36
    I installed Kwai and used to watch it back in the day
    This was before TikTok came to Japan, so it must've been around 2017
    I remember thinking, wow, China's got some amazing social networks
    33AnonymousAug 21, 2026 16:25
    🇺🇸Facebook → graciously borrowing America's
    🇺🇸Instagram → graciously borrowing America's
    🇺🇸Twitter → graciously borrowing America's
    🇺🇸YouTube → graciously borrowing America's
    🇺🇸ZOOM → graciously borrowing America's
    🇺🇸WhatsApp → graciously borrowing America's
    🇰🇷LINE → graciously borrowing Korea's
    🇨🇳Douyin (TikTok) → graciously borrowing China's
    🇨🇳Xiaohongshu (RED) → graciously borrowing China's
    🇨🇳Kuaishou (Kwai) → graciously borrowing China's
    🇨🇳Weibo → graciously borrowing China's
    🇨🇳WeChat → graciously borrowing China's
    🇷🇺Telegram → graciously borrowing Russia's

    So what about Japan?
    What SNS has Japan made a worldwide hit in the past 10 years?
    39AnonymousAug 21, 2026 16:34
    Re: #33
    We don't have one, but they let us use theirs for free, so who cares
    49AnonymousAug 21, 2026 16:42
    Re: #33
    Did you really need to force Russia into that list?
    56AnonymousAug 21, 2026 16:47
    Re: #33
    Don't throw in random Chinese apps nobody's heard of
    45AnonymousAug 21, 2026 16:40
    In Japan a post only gets like 10,000 likes tops,
    but I've seen Chinese SNS posts with over 100 million likes
    67AnonymousAug 21, 2026 16:53
    Feel bad for people who only use Japanese social media
    I think they're missing out on 90% of life
    Nothing but boring posts and hate
    75AnonymousAug 21, 2026 16:58
    Re: #67
    What even is "Japanese social media"?
    X, Instagram, TikTok — none of them were made by Japan lol
    76AnonymousAug 21, 2026 16:58
    A lot of Japanese companies chose to scatter their content across every existing platform and sell broadly, rather than building and running their own platform
    79AnonymousAug 21, 2026 16:59
    Re: #76
    Even though it only appeals to Japanese people?
    86AnonymousAug 21, 2026 17:04
    Re: #50
    It's great for killing time
    There are so insanely many users you never get bored
    Even farmer uncles and folks who'd never stream in Japan are posting videos — all ages, all walks of life
    91AnonymousAug 21, 2026 17:10
    Re: #86
    The problem with Chinese SNS is the content quality is way too low even if the quantity's huge
    It's like filling up on mediocre fast food
    If that's the case you're better off watching original, high-quality content on Instagram or YouTube — it sharpens your sensibilities more
    87AnonymousAug 21, 2026 17:04
    We're losing on batteries too
    88AnonymousAug 21, 2026 17:05
    "Most Trusted Country" ranking
    https://www.asahi.com/sp/articles/ASV3F3WLTV3FUTFK00KM.html

    #1 🇨🇳China
    …
    #3 🇯🇵Japan




    Times are changing and there's no stopping it — Japan is in decline
    90AnonymousAug 21, 2026 17:09
    Japan: the country where even liberal-arts grads who barely speak English can land jobs at big corporations
    95AnonymousAug 21, 2026 17:12
    Re: #90
    Bashing Japan with stuff that's totally off-topic for this thread seems kind of dumb honestly, let's keep it a bit more intelligent and constructive
    94AnonymousAug 21, 2026 17:12
    Re: #74
    Whenever some viral security-camera footage shows up it turns into a meme and everyone posts copycat versions
    Well, I think that happens in every country though
    Personally I like watching cooking videos and stuff about ethnic minorities' daily lives, so I don't really notice that
    I think it depends on what kind of content you're watching
    105AnonymousAug 21, 2026 17:16
    Re: #94
    Fair point — now that you mention it, posts about Chinese traditional crafts are seriously fun to watch
    You can really tell that far more young people there value their country's traditions than young Japanese people do
    97AnonymousAug 21, 2026 17:13
    Rakuten Viber actually has more users worldwide than LINE,
    but for some reason it's a half-hearted messaging app even in Japan, Rakuten's own home turf
    109AnonymousAug 21, 2026 17:19
    Re: #97
    Japan probably just can't handle a scale of 3 billion users

    Background and Key Points

    TikTok’s operator ByteDance is Chinese, and TikTok’s own predecessor, Musical.ly, was acquired and merged into Douyin’s parent company; LINE, meanwhile, is run by Japan’s LINE Corporation but its majority backing traces to Naver, the South Korean firm behind KakaoTalk’s rival portal — LINE launched in 2011 as a response to the Tohoku earthquake’s communication blackouts and became Japan’s dominant messaging app, but its capital and design lineage sit outside Japan. Japan’s own homegrown attempts — mixi (2004), which briefly dominated domestic social networking before Facebook and Twitter took over, or GREE and Mobage’s mobile social-gaming platforms — never scaled internationally the way TikTok, WeChat, or KakaoTalk did. Kwai (Kuaishou), mentioned in the thread, is a Chinese short-video platform with several hundred million daily users that predates TikTok domestically but remains largely unknown outside Asia.

    The thread’s actual disagreement isn’t over the underlying fact — nobody disputes that Japan lacks a homegrown global platform — but over whether that matters. Some posters treat it as evidence of Japanese content industry decline, while others argue Japan simply chose a different, arguably rational strategy: distributing content across foreign-built platforms (X, Instagram, YouTube, TikTok) rather than sinking resources into building and maintaining its own, and that free access to others’ infrastructure is a fine trade-off rather than a failure.

    What’s likely to get lost on non-Japanese readers is the LINE/KakaoTalk relationship posters allude to: LINE was developed in Japan by engineers connected to Naver’s Korean operations after Naver’s own Japanese search product failed, and it never actually launched as a consumer service in South Korea itself, which is why one poster’s claim of it being pulled from Korea over surveillance concerns is a common but imprecise oversimplification of a more mundane market decision.

    ※This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “China: “TikTok,” Korea: “LINE,” Japan: “Grrr…”“.

  • The ¥1,000 Whisky Everyone Called a Steal — 5ch: ‘Wait, Were You Drinking the Hype, Not the Whisky?’

    A thread popped up on 5ch’s Nandemo Jikkyo G (general live-discussion) board where whisky lovers gathered to swap recommendations. As names ranged from beginner-friendly blends to pricey single malts, one comment stood out: a great-value whisky in the ¥1,000 range had suddenly stopped getting mentioned right after its ingredient label changed — a jab that got a big laugh out of the thread.

    1AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:19
    Anyone here actually drinking whisky?
    2AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:20
    Drinking Chivas Regal Mizunara 12 Year today.
    5AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:21
    Re: #2
    🥸 Highballs are great with this one.
    27AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:28
    Re: #2
    I can't really pick up the mizunara (Japanese oak) character… what am I doing wrong?
    3AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:20
    Tell me the best value-for-money pick…
    7AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:22
    Re: #3
    Blended's fine, right?
    For smoky, go with Teacher's.
    For fruity, grab a Chivas 12 at Don Quijote.
    11AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:22
    Re: #3
    Glen Grant Arboralis.
    4AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:20
    I'm a beginner —
    Cutty Sark, Jameson, The Busker, and Chivas Regal —
    which one's best?
    9AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:22
    Re: #4
    Drink them all and find your own preference.
    Your tastebuds aren't anyone else's, so don't just take their word for it.
    10AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:22
    Re: #4
    🥸 My pick is Chivas 12.
    61AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:40
    Re: #4
    Cutty Sark's easy to drink, I like it.
    For this price range, that's probably the one.
    13AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:24
    Lately I've just been drinking canned Kavalan highballs.
    When I make my own highball at home, I hate wasting what's left in the 500ml soda bottle, so I end up overdoing it.
    15AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:24
    Re: #13
    The yellow can's a better deal than buying the bottle.
    26AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:28
    Re: #13
    I feel that.
    One bottle of soda gets you about 4 glasses,
    so I only crack it open when I'm really in the mood to drink.
    17AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:26
    I don't know much about whisky, but I splurged on an Oban 14 to look cool.
    Apparently it's great, but honestly I couldn't tell the difference from any other scotch.
    18AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:26
    Re: #17
    🥸 Oban 14 is fruity and delicious.
    20AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:27
    Re: #15
    The red-label one's pricey too, but it's good.
    22AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:28
    Re: #20
    The sherry one just didn't work for me.
    38AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:32
    Re: #22
    What about the purple one?
    The dry one.
    I actually like that better than the yellow.
    24AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:28
    At the end of the day, I'm a Glenfarclas 105 guy.
    31AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:29
    Re: #24
    🥸 The price went up, but it's still good value.
    Insanely heavy sherry-cask character.
    28AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:29
    Re: #18
    I don't really get what 'fruity' is even supposed to mean here.
    33AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:30
    Re: #28
    🥸 Kind of like green apple, I guess.
    29AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:29
    I love Teacher's.
    Torys (Suntory's budget blend) is good too.
    34AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:30
    Re: #29
    🥸 If I'm buying Torys, I'd rather just spend a few hundred yen more and get a scotch.
    51AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:37
    The expensive stuff gets absurdly expensive, but you're all basically drinking ¥2,000-3,000 bottles most of the time, right?
    53AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:38
    Re: #51
    🥸 I do own pricier bottles, but I only crack them open now and then.
    55AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:38
    Re: #51
    Start the night with the expensive one, then switch to something affordable.
    73AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:46
    I also grabbed Nikka Frontier — cheap and pretty tasty. Is there anything similar but a step up?
    74AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:46
    Re: #73
    🥸 Get From the Barrel.
    78AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:47
    Re: #73
    Nikka Coffey Malt.
    86AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:54
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DmyqiTnVAAEU7rY.jpg
    If you're in the ¥1,000 range, this is the one.
    90AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:56
    Re: #86
    This one's genuinely good.
    It used to get recommended everywhere, but the second the ingredient label changed, everyone who'd been pushing it just went totally silent — I had to laugh.
    Makes you wonder if you guys were actually drinking the whisky, or just drinking the hype.
    93AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:59
    Re: #86
    As long as it's not cut with added spirits, it's worth it.
    99AnonymousAug 20, 2026 22:05
    Re: #95
    A bluish label in the ¥1,000 range — I can't think of anything except Re: #86.
    88AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:55
    I'm curious about Kavalan too, but I'm hesitant in case the sweetness turns out to be the artificial-sweetener kind.
    91AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:56
    Re: #88
    🥸 For Kavalan, the yellow canned highball is great value — that's my recommendation.
    110AnonymousAug 20, 2026 22:32
    Re: #88
    I keep a bottle of Kavalan around — it's got a refined sweetness, kind of like Macallan.
    It's not an artificial-sweetener kind of sweet.
    Mix it 1:1 with water over ice (a 'half rock') and it's seriously good.
    95AnonymousAug 20, 2026 22:01
    I bought a whisky for about ¥1,000 at Yamaya or Big (Japanese liquor store chains) and it was amazing, but I can't remember the name. Anyone know? I think the label was kind of blue.
    97AnonymousAug 20, 2026 22:02
    Re: #95
    🥸 That's way too little info to work with.
    98AnonymousAug 20, 2026 22:03
    I post this in whisky threads every so often — anyone want to buy it off me for like ¥100,000?
    (Not actually selling, though.)
    107AnonymousAug 20, 2026 22:29


    That was it.

    Background and Key Points

    Japan’s cheap “whisky” tier exists because of a regulatory gap the thread only glances at. Until April 2021 there was no legal definition of “Japanese whisky” — the Japan Spirits & Liqueurs Makers Association’s voluntary standard (malted grain, mashed/fermented/distilled/aged in Japan, minimum three years in wood casks under 700L) is not enforced by law. Under Japan’s actual liquor tax act, a bottle can carry the word “whisky” while containing a large share of neutral grain spirit or imported bulk malt, as long as some malt component is present. That’s why ¥1,000-range bottles at chains like Yamaya or Don Quijote can vary wildly — some are honest blends, others are stretched with additive alcohol to hit that price point, and the label (“原材料名,” ingredient/raw-material listing) is the only place the difference shows up.

    The thread never argues this outright, but post 90’s jab is exactly this issue: a well-liked ¥1,000 bottle got recommended constantly until its ingredient label quietly changed (almost certainly a cheaper spirit-blend formulation replacing the original), and the same posters who’d praised it stopped mentioning it — suggesting brand loyalty and repetition, not the liquid itself, drove the earlier hype. That’s the one real friction point in an otherwise agreeable recommendation swap.

    What’s easy to miss: nobody in the thread could even name the bottle in question (posts 86, 95, 99, 107 are all guesswork from a blurry photo), so the “exposed as hype” narrative rests on an unverified reformulation, not a confirmed brand or ingredient change.

    *This article was compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “I’m a Whisky Doctor 🥸.”

  • Started Marriage-Hunting at 23, Still No Girlfriend Pushing 40 — 5ch: “These Guys Lecturing Me Don’t Even Have Girlfriends”

    A poster who says they began “konkatsu” (organized marriage-hunting) at age 23 shared their story on 5ch of reaching their late 30s without ever landing even a girlfriend.

    When they revealed they’d been trying to find a girlfriend through dating apps rather than a marriage-hunting agency, thread regulars split over the cause — debating how to express kindness, how to make a move, and even bringing up the poster’s past struggle with panic disorder.

    1AnonymousAug 22, 2026 00:55
    What's a guy supposed to do…
    4AnonymousAug 22, 2026 00:56
    Honestly that's impressive in its own way.
    What do you think caused it?
    8AnonymousAug 22, 2026 00:58
    Re: #4
    No idea.
    Whenever I ask girls why, all I get is
    "You're kind and a good guy, but…"
    "I can only see you like an older brother."
    "I think you're good-looking, but…"
    "I can't see you as a man."
    Over and over.

    I have no clue what I'm supposed to do.
    6AnonymousAug 22, 2026 00:57
    Just hope for better luck next life.
    Build up good karma in this one.
    9AnonymousAug 22, 2026 00:58
    Re: #6
    Getting pretty spiritual there, huh.
    7AnonymousAug 22, 2026 00:57
    You get maybe two do-overs, tops (like retaking exams).
    If it's still not working after that, you'd just give up, right?
    10AnonymousAug 22, 2026 00:58
    Re: #7
    What do you mean?
    12AnonymousAug 22, 2026 00:59
    You won't get a girlfriend unless you actually take interest in the other person and open up about yourself.
    26AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:11
    Re: #12
    I thought I was doing both of those things though…
    13AnonymousAug 22, 2026 00:59
    Why are the guys without girlfriends the ones lecturing me here?
    27AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:11
    Re: #13
    Wait, these guys don't have girlfriends either?
    16AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:01
    Maybe you're being so nice you're not actually making a move.
    17AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:02
    Re: #16
    Probably one of those guys who's got the wrong idea of what "kind" even means.
    32AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:12
    Re: #16
    I don't think that's it though.
    Honestly I've never even thought about being "kind" lol.
    18AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:02
    Wait, you're registered with an actual marriage-hunting agency, right?
    How do you not even know the reason?
    34AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:13
    Re: #18
    He means he's been trying to get a girlfriend through dating apps and hookup sites instead of a real marriage-hunting agency.
    Start with landing a girlfriend first, obviously.
    19AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:02
    Maybe you're too much of a goody-two-shoes, or come off unreliable.
    But if you're pushing 40 now, shouldn't you have some presence by now?
    37AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:14
    Re: #19
    I don't think I'm too serious — being proper or straight-laced really isn't my style.
    I am going a little bald though.
    28AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:11
    I mean, I have a wife.
    45AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:17
    Re: #28
    How'd you make one? Out of clay?
    48AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:17
    Re: #45
    A marriage agency.
    Took about three years.
    43AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:16
    You should go on the offensive hard once in a while.

    "Isn't there someone nice out there for me?" → "Uh, I'm right in front of you!!"
    "Thanks for the meal today" → "We're splitting the bill."
    "I should get going now" → "Let's hit one more place! I'll walk you home after."
    "Where should we go next time?" → "Wanna watch a movie at my place?"
    71AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:23
    Re: #43
    Based on my actual experience, here's how I usually respond —


    You should go on the offensive hard once in a while.

    "Isn't there someone nice out there for me?" → "Uh, I'm right in front of you!!"
    "Thanks for the meal today" → "Let me treat you."
    "I should get going now" → "No one's ever said that to me, though I did get stood up once."
    "Where should we go next time?" → "I'm just a high school grad so I can't afford my own place and I'm still a 'kodo-oji' (a grown man still living with his parents) — how about a manga café? Karaoke's good too."

    That's about the level I'm at.
    84AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:28
    Re: #71
    A manga café or karaoke date? That's just done.
    Not being able to see it from her perspective — that's game over.
    Give up.
    91AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:30
    Re: #71
    The manga café thing is rough.
    I don't feel any effort there.
    The "high school grad" excuse doesn't land either.
    113AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:38
    That's gotta be an "usomatsu" (an obviously fake sob story).
    If it's not, then you're being incredibly passive and never making a move at all.
    118AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:39
    Re: #113
    I think I do make moves though.
    Tell me how you'd do it.
    117AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:39
    Maybe forget about marriage for a while and just go all in on the things you actually want to do.
    You'll build up more life experience
    and become more attractive as a person, too.
    122AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:40
    Re: #117
    Thinking the same thing, I've gotten back into watching anime lately.
    "Tanpuri" (his nickname for a current favorite anime) is great, my fandom activities are really taking off.
    123AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:41
    Re: #117
    Being pushing 40 and only just reaching that stage now — that says it all lol.
    120AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:40
    Oh, so the pattern is you go on several dates and then get turned down with "actually, never mind"?

    Then maybe by the 2nd or 3rd date you should push things further, like asking "want to try dating, just to see?"
    From her side, if you've met multiple times and this guy shows zero intention of moving things forward, she probably figures there's no future here.
    125AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:42
    Re: #120
    No, it usually ends after the very first date.

    And even when I do get a girlfriend, she cancels on me the next day or within a week.
    130AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:44
    Re: #125
    Makes me wonder if I met you, would I want to stop being your friend within a week too…?
    Do you have any guy friends?
    134AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:45
    Re: #130
    Not really — I stopped going to school as a student because of panic disorder and couldn't even attend my own graduation ceremony.
    138AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:47
    Re: #134
    Oh, I see.
    Are the symptoms still around now? If so, it's totally fine to just casually see a psychosomatic clinic about it.

    Background and Key Points

    Started marriage-hunting (konkatsu) is a fairly institutionalized activity in Japan: paid matchmaking agencies (kekkon sōdanjo) vet income, family background, and marriage intent upfront and pair members for structured meetings aimed explicitly at marriage, distinct from casual dating apps like Tinder-equivalents (Pairs, Tapple, etc.), which are oriented toward more open-ended relationships. The poster in this thread never actually used a konkatsu agency despite the framing — commenter >>34 has to point out that he’d been running his search through apps and “hookup sites” the whole time, which matters because agencies filter for people who are serious and vetted, while open dating apps have far more casual users and far more competition for attention. Japan’s marriage rate has been declining for decades, and konkatsu culture emerged partly as an institutional response to that, with local governments and companies even sponsoring matchmaking events.

    The thread doesn’t really split over whether he has a shot — it splits over diagnosis versus prescription. Some posters (>>16, >>19) think it’s an approach problem, that he’s too passive or reads as “safe” rather than romantic. Others (>>113, >>118) suspect the story itself is exaggerated or “usomatsu,” implicit disbelief that reaching late-30s with zero success is even plausible. A third thread, seeded by >>134’s mention of panic disorder, reframes the whole thing as possibly not a dating-skills issue at all.

    What’s easy to miss is that the “konkatsu” label in the headline is doing false work — he was never actually inside the matchmaking system his peers are describing, so advice calibrated to app dating and advice calibrated to formal marriage-hunting are talking past each other throughout the thread.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (News VIP) thread “I panicked and started marriage-hunting at 23, and now I’ve hit my late 30s without ever getting a girlfriend”.

  • NTV Airs My Neighbor Totoro — 5ch Live Thread: ‘Satsuki Is Way Too Much of a Young Carer’

    NTV aired My Neighbor Totoro, and 5ch’s live-viewing thread quickly filled up with movie trivia and behind-the-scenes tidbits.

    Standouts included the behind-the-scenes story of how the sisters Satsuki and Mei were a last-minute addition due to production circumstances, plus comments from viewers who, rewatching as adults, felt a pang noticing how Satsuki handles cooking and housework for all three family members like a “young carer” (a child shouldering adult caregiving duties). The thread also touched on how viewing experiences differ by generation.

    1AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:04
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    |               |            /_∠_____\_|ヽ
    2AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:05
    Guess I'll rewatch My Neighbor Toro-Toro (playful typo for Totoro) for the first time in ages
    8AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:14
    I love the scene where Mei eats the marbles, and the one where she cries "But that's our rice!"
    10AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:16
    Kokoro!
    Oh, your name is Kokoro!
    Ko-koro
    11AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:19
    Satsuki (Japanese for "May") and Mei (sounds like the English "May") — their parents had a funny sense of humor
    20AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:50
    Re: #11
    Totoro's heroine was originally just one girl, but Totoro's runtime got extended to match Grave of the Fireflies, whose length had grown for production reasons — so they hastily added a second character, making them sisters to fill the extra time
    14AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:25
    They start out fighting,
    but by the end they're calling each other "Satsuki~" and "Kan-chan~"
    Stay tuned for how their little romance turns out
    15AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:29
    It's not really fighting — it's that classic boyish thing of teasing a girl you like as a clumsy way of showing affection
    19AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:43
    Though quite a few older folks have never actually seen it
    24AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:59
    Re: #19
    I'm 47 now, and my whole class watched it in school, and so did the grades below mine
    But a lot of people 50 and older probably never saw it
    22AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:55
    I've loved this movie since I was a kid, but the older I get, the more Satsuki's young-carer situation makes me tear up out of pity
    Making breakfast and lunchboxes for all three of them, dealing with Mei throwing a tantrum and showing up at her elementary school — Satsuki's just too pitiful, I can't handle it
    32AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:06
    Re: #22
    To balance that out,
    she suddenly bursts into tears partway through the film,
    and they even have the mother say "Satsuki has it rough"
    43AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:23
    A bath scene ("NY," thread shorthand for nyūyoku/bathing) like this probably wouldn't fly nowadays
    54AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:37
    Re: #43
    I think it actually caused controversy overseas, or got cut
    Apparently in other countries fathers and daughters don't bathe together
    46AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:26
    That granny's probably around 50
    going by how people used to age back then
    48AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:27
    Re: #46
    Yeah, that's right (*-ω-)
    She's definitely in her 50s (o^∀^o)
    50AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:30
    Re: #48
    It's a Japanese-style squat toilet!
    53AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:32
    Re: #50
    What of it?! (*`ω´*)
    51AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:30
    Satsuki's basically Conan at this point (Miyazaki's Future Boy Conan)
    56AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:37
    Re: #51
    Isn't that more like Kiki from Kiki's Delivery Service?
    52AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:30
    [Miyazaki] really likes putting kids to work, huh
    57AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:39
    Re: #52
    I can still understand Pazu working out of necessity like in Castle in the Sky,
    but seeing Satsuki forced to do all this work is heartbreaking
    She has a father, and probably grandparents too — why make the kid do it?
    55AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:37
    Yaaay! (‘0’)
    60AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:40
    Re: #55
    ( ‘д‘⊂彡☆))Д´) *WHACK*
    62AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:41
    Re: #60
    Guess even someone with a jaded heart like you watches Totoro?! (ノ`Д´)ノ彡┻━┻ (table-flip kaomoji)
    63AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:42
    Sleeping on that belly looks like the dream, doesn't it
    64AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:43
    Re: #63
    I wanna lie down on Totoro's belly toooo! Toooo! Toooo! Toooo! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
    74AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:57
    Kanta's spirit of self-sacrifice is so noble! So noble! So noble! So noble! (≧ω≦。)
    76AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:58
    Re: #74
    ( ‘д‘⊂彡☆))Д´) *WHACK*
    83AnonymousAug 21, 2026 22:05
    Good evening🌙



    This is Ayana Murakoshi


    Watching My Neighbor Totoro right now^⦿ – ⦿^


    Just got to the scene where Mei meets Totoro👀


    Seriously! Mei! So cute♡♡
    84AnonymousAug 21, 2026 22:06
    Re: #83
    Mu-ra-ko-shi♪ shi♪ shi♪ shi♪ゞ(^o^ゝ)≡(/^_^)/"
    Mu-ra-ko-shi♪ shi♪ shi♪ shi♪ゞ(^o^ゝ)≡(/^_^)/"
    Mu-ra-ko-shi♪ shi♪ shi♪ shi♪ゞ(^o^ゝ)≡(/^_^)/"
    87AnonymousAug 21, 2026 22:09
    Re: #84
    "My Sludgy Neighbor" (a mocking pun on the title) is on streaming anytime, you can watch it whenever
    89AnonymousAug 21, 2026 22:11
    Re: #87
    Watching it together with everyone is what makes it good( =^ω^)
    92AnonymousAug 21, 2026 22:25
    Re: #89
    Can I… go take a dump real quick?
    106AnonymousAug 21, 2026 22:47
    They didn't air Grave of the Fireflies this year, huh
    108AnonymousAug 21, 2026 22:48
    Re: #106
    They aired it last year for the first time in a while though(o´・ω・`o)
    113AnonymousAug 21, 2026 22:52
    "My Neighbor Totoro"

    right now


    I love this Ghibli picture quality

    https://ameblo.jp/rosychronicle/entry-12976406930.html
    115AnonymousAug 21, 2026 22:55
    Re: #113
    Yaaay! (‘0’)
    I got to watch Totoro together with Hasumi-chan! Yaay! Yaay! Yaay! Yaay!ヽ(*≧ω≦)ノ

    Background and Key Points

    My Neighbor Totoro (1988) is Studio Ghibli’s fourth feature, directed by Hayao Miyazaki and set in rural Japan around the Showa 30s (mid-1950s), when a hospitalized mother and a scholarly father were common shorthand for postwar family strain. NTV has rebroadcast Ghibli films for decades as part of its Friday-night movie slot, and each airing still draws a live “実況” (real-time commentary) thread on 5ch, a tradition that predates Twitter live-tweeting and treats the broadcast as a shared national event rather than a rewatch on demand. The film originally premiered as half of a double bill with Grave of the Fireflies, and the trivia repeated in the thread — that Totoro’s heroine was conceived as a single girl before Satsuki and Mei were split into two sisters to pad the runtime to match its darker companion film — is a well-documented production anecdote, not thread speculation.

    Where the thread actually diverges is between posters treating the film as pure nostalgia (wordplay on the sisters’ names, the marble-eating scene, kaomoji reactions) and a smaller group reading Satsuki’s cooking and housekeeping through the modern lens of “young carer” (ヤングケアラー), a term that has only become common in Japanese social-policy discourse in the last several years as surveys revealed how normalized uncompensated child caregiving still is.

    What the thread never raises is that this labor wouldn’t have read as remarkable to an original 1988 audience: an eldest daughter running the household while a parent was hospitalized was unremarkable domestic reality in the setting’s era, which is precisely why applying today’s “young carer” framework to Satsuki feels like a retroactive diagnosis rather than a period-accurate observation.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “■ My Neighbor Totoro, NTV, 21:00~.”

  • Message Board ‘Edge’ Set to Shut Down in 10 Hours — Some on 5ch’s NanG Board Say ‘Serves Them Right’

    A notice that the anonymous message board “Edge” will shut down in 10 hours has been circulating, sparking discussion on 5ch’s NanG board (“Nanidemo Jikkyō G,” a sports/live-discussion board). Reactions ranged from jabs at users who defected to Edge during a past board-split controversy, to questions about the board’s management and its ID-display system.

    Notice from the Edge administrator on what happens next

    Source: ligshtshot.site / Original article here

    9AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:28
    Ohh man…
    Edge helped me out with a lot of stuff, gonna miss it.
    11AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:29
    Thanks for everything, admin 😢
    12AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:29
    It was a good containment board (a place to dump the problem posters) — feels like NanG's about to get messy again.
    15AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:29
    Thought it was a troll post, but it's real.
    Startled me for a second, but well, can't be helped.
    17AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:29
    Kenmo (another 5ch board) works fine for me
    never went to Edge once the whole time.
    21AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:30
    Wonder what face those guys are gonna make crawling back to NanG.
    23AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:30
    They kept posting those shady stealth-marketing replies steering people over there, the whole time.
    25AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:30
    Shutting down right as China cracks down harder on VPNs for overseas access and Edge becomes totally unreachable from the mainland…? Suspicious timing.
    30AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:31
    They'd occasionally come shill it over here — guess they were desperate.
    35AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:32
    Isn't this thread just some guy who got banned on Edge starting it out of spite?
    39AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:32
    Edge people, get out of NanG.
    41AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:32
    Please don't come crawling back.
    Go to Open2ch instead, pretty please.
    42AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:33
    Hang in there a little longer
    please don't unleash the baseball-thread "named" regulars and the affiliate-blog scum
    back onto the world.
    44AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:33
    Can't we divert the refugees somewhere else so they don't end up here?
    46AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:33
    They're not really coming back here anyway.
    It's fine, it's fine.
    47AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:33
    I'm stuck — can't get verified on Edge over a mobile connection.
    51AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:34
    Re: #1
    Isn't this just a troll post…?
    I'm holding my head in my hands.
    52AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:34
    What face are the ones who fled gonna make when they come crawling back? 🤪
    55AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:35
    To begin with, Edge's thread-creation ID feature didn't change for an entire week — which basically meant everyone's Wachoi (partial-IP ID tag) was exposed the whole time.
    That's not an anonymous board.
    Of course a place like that was bound to collapse.
    56AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:35
    They were acting so full of themselves just a little while ago, why did it come to this 😢
    58AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:35
    What even are Edge and Talk in the first place?
    I heard bits about someone called Tarako getting pushed out or something.
    59AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:35
    If it means NanG gets livelier, that's fine by me.
    We're generous, so we welcome them.
    60AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:35
    It was creepy how the Edge admin just quietly let stuff get reposted to Kinisoku and other affiliate-aggregator blogs.
    Wonder how much they were getting paid.
    61AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:36
    Why don't they just go to whichever NanJ board isn't being used these days.
    64AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:36
    LMAOOOO wwwwwwwwwwww
    66AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:37
    When did the split even happen? Can't remember.
    67AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:37
    Edge people should just go recycle NanJ instead.

    Background and Key Points

    5ch is the successor to the pioneering forum 2channel and remains Japan’s largest anonymous message-board network, organized into hundreds of topic boards. NanG (“Nanidemo Jikkyō G,” roughly “Anything Live-Discussion G”) is one of its most active and culturally distinctive boards, built around sports commentary but functioning as a general hangout with its own slang and humor. Like many long-running 5ch communities, NanG has periodically split when disputes among regulars or moderators pushed a faction to found a splinter board elsewhere — Edge appears to be one such offshoot, alongside another called Talk. This pattern of schism, exile, and eventual limping return is common in 5ch culture, distinct from anything like a corporate platform shutdown; boards are informally run and can appear or disappear with little institutional weight behind them.

    The thread doesn’t split over whether Edge’s closure is good or bad — nearly everyone treats it as deserved. The actual disagreement is over what happens next: whether returning Edge users should be welcomed back into NanG to reinvigorate it, or should be turned away and redirected to Open2ch (a separate free alternative board community) or an idle NanJ offshoot instead.

    What outside readers are likely to miss is that this “shutdown” is unverified even within the thread — several posters explicitly wonder if the whole notice is a troll post or a grudge post from a banned user, and the article never confirms otherwise. Readers may also assume Edge was a major platform; in context it reads as a small, contested splinter community whose founding grievance (something involving a user called Tarako) is never actually explained by anyone in the thread.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (NanG) thread “[Breaking] Message Board Edge Set to Shut Down in 10 Hours WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.”

  • Uemura Aarie’s Time as Leader Praised for Its Good Vibes — 5ch: ‘A Gal Who’s Kind Even to Introverts’

    A thread looking back on the atmosphere in Morning Musume during Uemura Aarie’s time as leader has appeared on 5ch’s Hello! Project board. Some say it was a much-needed period of recovery from the tense mood of the original-member era, while others argue she wasn’t really suited to being leader — opinions are split on what the group’s vibe was really like back then.

    1AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:27
    Eba (nickname for a member) got treated pretty carelessly at times
    2AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:29
    It was exactly the breathing room the group needed to get away from all that tension.
    3AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:30
    I guess Tomoko really was scary after all, huh?
    44AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:21
    Re: #3
    Not really — it's just that the group barely had any activities because it overlapped with the COVID pandemic.
    4AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:30
    A lot of credit for creating that good atmosphere goes to Aarie's efforts.
    13AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:38
    The vibe was great — but there wasn't really a mindset of trying to improve their skills.
    32AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:08
    Re: #13
    That's not true. Back then they were given tons of freedom to improvise, and sure, some of it fell flat, but that experience is exactly what led to where they are now. Has Hello! Project ever let members run that free before?
    14AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:38
    I get they want people to buy her photobook, but lately Uemura and her fans seem way too eager to cozy up to Juice=Juice, and it's kind of off-putting.
    22AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:46
    Re: #14
    Uemura fans are always in 'Ookami' (the Morning Musume fan board on 5ch), no matter what.
    17AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:39
    Uemura and Ishiyama holding hands at the fireworks show

    27AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:51
    30AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:00
    I never disliked Aarie, but I don't think she was cut out to be leader. Credit to her for trying hard, though.
    34AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:10
    Re: #30
    Can't really blame her — she didn't even want to be leader in the first place.
    38AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:13
    I remember Tako being super attached to her.
    46AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:22
    Re: #38
    Your memory's fading way too fast, lol.
    42AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:19
    The bond between 'Mama Uemura' and baby Endo
    https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1766016490204286976/pu/vid/avc1/1280×720/orYS97ghwTrDvXPD.mp4
    73AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:53
    Re: #42
    No wonder Uemura Hazumi looks like her daughter.
    43AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:20
    45AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:22
    Every current member is basically a 'Uemura child,' devout followers of the Church of Uemura — though she never actually tries to recruit anyone, lol.
    52AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:29
    Re: #45
    By 'recruit,' you mean she chimes in on other groups like 'well, Uemura would've done it this way'?
    51AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:27
    Apparently Aarie had already decided to graduate by the time she became leader, and she'd told everyone, including the OGs, from the start.
    53AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:29
    Re: #51
    Makes you wonder if she wanted to quit even sooner if it weren't for the Takagi thing. Still, props to her for seeing it through as leader even though she hated every second of it.
    58AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:33
    Karin: 'Aarie's a gal who's kind even to introverts'
    61AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:36
    Re: #58
    Coming from an introvert herself, that carries some weight.
    72AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:53
    Kanazawa never blames people for messing up, and Uemura's carried that on. There's zero of that 'pile-on' culture you saw in Morning Musume or Berryz Koubou during the original-member era.
    79AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:02
    Re: #72
    Though on the flip side, nobody calls out Manakan even when she keeps blanking on the unison lyrics.
    90AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:09
    Antis just can't help running their mouths even when they don't know a thing, lol.
    93AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:11
    Re: #90
    You're the ones bashing the original members here.

    Background and Key Points

    Uemura Aarie became Morning Musume’s leader in 2022 during a period widely regarded within the fandom as the group’s lowest-tension era after the intensity associated with earlier lineups (the “original-member era” referenced in the thread points back to groups like the Tsunku-produced 2000s incarnations and Berryz Koubou, known for strict hierarchy and public dressing-downs of underperforming members). Her tenure also coincided almost entirely with the COVID-19 pandemic, which sharply curtailed concerts, handshake events, and other activities that would normally stress-test a leader — a constraint the thread only gestures at once (post 44) rather than fully accounting for. Hello! Project groups typically rotate the leader role among senior members rather than electing based on aptitude, which matters context-wise since several posts note Aarie reportedly didn’t want the position and had already privately planned her graduation before taking it on.

    The thread’s actual fault line isn’t whether the atmosphere was good — nearly everyone agrees it was — but whether that good atmosphere reflects positively on Aarie’s leadership or was simply a byproduct of reduced activity during COVID and her personal knack for making colleagues comfortable rather than any deliberate leadership skill. A secondary disagreement concerns whether the relaxed, improvisational style she fostered helped or hindered members’ technical growth.

    What outside readers likely miss is that “leader” in idol groups like this carries no formal authority over choreography, setlists, or discipline — it’s largely a liaison and morale role, decided by management and seniority rather than election or demonstrated leadership ability. That framing explains why posters credit her for “vibe” rather than concrete decisions, and why her reluctance to hold the position at all isn’t seen as disqualifying.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “Still, the vibe was good during Uemura Aarie’s time as leader too”.

  • Can’t tell the difference between okonomiyaki sauce and takoyaki sauce — 5ch: “They’re both just brown”

    A debate broke out on the Nandemo Jikkyo G board over the difference between okonomiyaki sauce and takoyaki sauce. When the poster explained to a friend in Tokyo that “they’re totally different things,” the friend wouldn’t budge — “they’re both just sauce,” “they’re both brown” — and the thread spiraled into opinions on Gindaco (a major takoyaki chain) and the lineage of sauce makers like Ikari Sauce, Otafuku Sauce, and Bulldog Sauce.

    1AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:46
    Me: "Okonomiyaki sauce and takoyaki sauce are totally different things."
    Tokyoite: "Isn't it all just sauce?"
    Me: "…"
    3AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:46
    Gindaco sucks.
    Real Osaka takoyaki is where it's at.
    4AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:47
    Re: #3
    Why do Osaka people hate Gindaco so much?
    7AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:48
    Re: #3
    What's "real" even mean? The mushy ones that look like balls?
    10AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:49
    Re: #3
    You're seriously eating that soggy, gross takoyaki? Are you out of your mind? 🤣
    8AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:48
    Tokyoite: "Worcestershire sauce and chuunou sauce (Japan's medium-thick sauce) are the same too, right?"
    11AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:49
    Re: #8
    No way they're the same lol. These guys really do have dumb taste buds.
    12AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:49
    So what's actually different, specifically?
    Don't dodge with vague stuff like "richness" or "aroma" — talk ingredients.
    15AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:50
    Re: #12
    Tokyoite: "They're the same color though."
    14AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:50
    Not the "nation's kitchen" — more like the nation's dumb palate 🥹 (a jab at Osaka's old nickname, "the nation's kitchen")
    23AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:52
    Re: #14
    Says the guy who can't even tell sauces apart by taste.
    16AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:50
    Honestly, isn't chuunou sauce good enough for everything?
    45AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:03
    Re: #16
    That's basically the answer to every sauce dish.
    18AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:50
    Re: #3
    You seem like the type who'd like La Muu (a discount supermarket chain).
    25AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:53
    Re: #18
    At least La Muu beats choosing Gindaco.
    108AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:51
    Re: #25
    La Muu is dangerous, let's set that aside for now.
    31AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:56
    Kanto person: "Kansai-style okonomiyaki beats Hiroshima-style."

    Kansai person: "Can't argue with that."
    34AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:57
    Re: #31
    Kanto person: "Modan-yaki (okonomiyaki with fried noodles mixed in) is the best of all."
    37AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:58
    Re: #31 (as imagined by a Kansai person): "Kanto person: 'Modan-yaki is the best of all.'"

    This is reality.
    39AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:00
    Gindaco genuinely isn't that tasty though.
    Wish the Gindaco faithful would quit being jealous of Osaka.
    41AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:02
    Re: #39
    Just stirring up conflict to bump the thread. Pathetic.
    44AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:03
    Re: #39
    It's fried octopus, that's why.
    49AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:07
    Re: #39
    Gindaco actually sells more though, just saying.
    51AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:09
    When you think Osaka sauce maker, it's Ikari Sauce.

    When you think Tokyo sauce maker, it's Bulldog Sauce.

    By the way, Osaka's Ikari Sauce is actually a subsidiary of Tokyo's Bulldog Sauce.
    52AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:11
    Re: #51
    It's Otafuku Sauce, actually.
    59AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:16
    Feels like takoyaki sauce is the sweeter one.
    Wild that mixing it with ketchup basically makes demi-glace.
    124AnonymousAug 21, 2026 22:18
    Re: #59
    Takoyaki sauce is spicier though.
    62AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:17
    Me: "Okonomiyaki sauce and takoyaki sauce are totally different things."

    Tokyoite: "Wait, aren't they the same sauce?"

    Me: "Not even close. Okonomiyaki sauce is sweet and thick, takoyaki sauce is thinner with more of a dashi flavor."

    Tokyoite: "But they're both brown."

    Me: "That's not the point."

    Tokyoite: "Yakisoba sauce is the same too, right?"

    Me: "……"

    The world of konamon (Osaka's flour-based food culture) runs deeper than I thought.
    64AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:19
    Re: #62
    Drop the puppet-show dialogue and just show us the real sauce.
    66AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:20
    Bulldog Sauce is for tonkatsu and stuff.
    Otafuku Sauce is for okonomiyaki and takoyaki.
    What even is Ikari Sauce, never heard of it.
    73AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:26
    Me, an Osakan, spends a good hour explaining the sauce difference to a Tokyoite.
    76AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:27
    Re: #73
    Ugh, not funny.
    78AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:28
    Re: #73
    They're all just vegetable-simmered sauces anyway, right?
    85AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:32
    Tokyoite: "I'm confident I wouldn't even notice if you served me okonomiyaki with takoyaki sauce on it."
    90AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:34
    Re: #85
    You probably wouldn't notice if it was soy sauce either.
    89AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:34
    Tokyoite: "Okay then, close your eyes and guess the sauce."

    Osakan: "……Takoyaki sauce."

    Tokyoite: "How do you even know?"

    Osakan: "Because I eat it every day."

    Tokyoite: "To me it all just looks like sauce."

    Osakan: "It's not about how it looks, it's about the taste."
    91AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:35
    Re: #89
    Like a Kansai person would even understand "taste" lol.
    103AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:45



    123AnonymousAug 21, 2026 22:13
    Re: #103
    What manga is this from?

    Background and Key Points

    Sauce culture in Japan is more codified than it looks to outsiders. Under Japan’s agricultural standards (JAS), Worcestershire-style sauces are actually classified into a spectrum by viscosity alone — usutā (thin), chūnō (“medium-thick,” the everyday table sauce), and nōkō (thick, used for tonkatsu, okonomiyaki, and takoyaki) — all built from the same base of vegetables, fruit purée, vinegar, and spices, just concentrated to different degrees. Okonomiyaki and takoyaki both grew out of Osaka’s konamon (flour-based food) culture, and the sauces marketed for each are formulated slightly differently even within the nōkō category: okonomiyaki sauce leans sweeter and thicker to cling to a flat, griddled surface, while takoyaki sauce is cut thinner and more dashi-forward so it coats round balls without pooling. Regional makers like Otafuku (Hiroshima/Osaka-linked) built their whole product lines around this distinction.

    The thread’s actual fault line isn’t really about chemistry — it’s about whether visual/categorical sameness (“it’s all brown,” “it’s all sauce”) overrides lived taste memory, with the Osaka poster unable to articulate the difference in terms a non-eater would accept beyond “I just know.”

    What outsiders likely misread is the sauce-lineage trivia in the thread itself (Ikari being a Bulldog subsidiary, or actually Otafuku) — the posters contradict each other and neither claim is confirmed there, so it should be read as thread lore, not verified corporate history. Also overlooked entirely: Gindaco, mocked here as inauthentic, is Japan’s largest takoyaki chain by revenue, meaning the “authentic Osaka” preference expressed in the thread is a minority taste nationally.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Mystery] Tokyoites can’t tell takoyaki sauce from okonomiyaki sauce.”