Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Mass Cancellations Hit Claude Over New Watermark Feature — 5ch Debates How It Works

    After AI company Anthropic introduced an “AI watermark” into text generated by its chat assistant Claude — one that’s detectable through quirks in writing style — some users began canceling their subscriptions over it. On 5ch, technical debate continued over how this invisible watermark actually works and how it differs from watermarks embedded in images.

    Anthropic’s move to introduce a “watermark” into Claude-generated text is driving some users away from the AI assistant.

    “It just keeps inserting watermarks no matter what.”

    Richard Echols, an AI consultant based in Georgia, USA, revealed that he canceled his Claude Max subscription on the 12th, saying the watermark was a major reason behind the decision.

    Source: businessinsider.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousAug 19, 2026 09:41
    Is it just geniuses and total idiots with Americans? No middle ground?
    9AnonymousAug 19, 2026 09:43
    Re: #4
    The genius and the idiot are the same guy
    73AnonymousAug 19, 2026 10:31
    Re: #4
    Europe used to treat Galileo like an idiot too, back in the day
    11AnonymousAug 19, 2026 09:43
    I always thought "cloud" was kind of a dated tech buzzword — now there's an AI service running around with basically the same name?
    15AnonymousAug 19, 2026 09:45
    Re: #11
    That's "Cloud." Claude is pronounced "Claude" (kurōdo, like the French name)
    40AnonymousAug 19, 2026 09:57
    Re: #11
    "Kurōdo" is also the word for a sake-brewery craftsman (a pun on how Claude is pronounced in Japanese)
    308AnonymousAug 19, 2026 13:41
    Re: #11
    Stick "Maki" in front of Claude and the reading becomes obvious (a nod to Japanese actor Maki Kurando)
    14AnonymousAug 19, 2026 09:45
    Can't you just strip the watermark out? Are people not even reading it and just posting?
    18AnonymousAug 19, 2026 09:46
    Re: #14
    It's expressed through quirks in sentence style and biases in word choice — it's not a watermark you can spot at a glance
    23AnonymousAug 19, 2026 09:47
    Re: #18
    Ah, I see.

    > According to Anthropic, this watermark travels with the content even through copy-paste, and may survive some amount of editing.
    25AnonymousAug 19, 2026 09:48
    Re: #18
    This is presumably built for English, French, and the like. How would it even work for Japanese — some kind of vertical acrostic reading?
    51AnonymousAug 19, 2026 10:04
    Automatic "AI watermark" embedding will probably end up mandatory for all AI eventually. We can barely tell AI content apart from real stuff anymore, and fake AI campaign videos of rival candidates are already possible during elections. Digital watermarking is going to become mandatory worldwide.
    54AnonymousAug 19, 2026 10:10
    Re: #51
    Anyone who skips it, or illegally strips it off, will probably end up facing penalties
    58AnonymousAug 19, 2026 10:12
    Re: #51
    Interesting angle — I bet pirated copies and government/military use will just quietly run unregulated versions
    116AnonymousAug 19, 2026 10:58
    If it's a document, just have it output as Markdown and open that in Word — there's no way for a watermark to survive that
    122AnonymousAug 19, 2026 11:03
    Re: #116
    It's using the fluctuations unique to how AI generates text — the writing itself is the basis for detection
    123AnonymousAug 19, 2026 11:03
    Re: #116
    It's not a binary-level watermark being inserted — the point is that quirks in the writing let you identify a specific author. Like if someone always ends sentences with "da'cha" or "dattebayo," you can tell who wrote it (catchphrases from the characters Lum and Naruto). The idea is to embed something like that naturally. Some people have a distinctive way of placing punctuation too, right?
    126AnonymousAug 19, 2026 11:05
    It's not about sentence endings lmaooo. I already said it's the fluctuation in the text generation lol. Same mechanism as AI-detection tools.
    133AnonymousAug 19, 2026 11:08
    Re: #126
    Strictly speaking it's not just sentence endings, but what happens if someone builds a generator that impersonates a specific person? Like if you ask it to "write this in Hiroyuki's style" (referring to 2channel founder Hiroyuki Nishimura's distinct blunt tone), that would clash with the AI watermark. I'd guess building a "Murakami Haruki-style generator" or a "Hiroyuki generator" would conflict with the watermark lol
    135AnonymousAug 19, 2026 11:09
    Re: #133
    That's just because you're assuming the watermark can only live in sentence endings lol
    140AnonymousAug 19, 2026 11:11
    Re: #133
    Makes me curious how the AI's telltale fluctuations would get embedded when generating text in Dazai Osamu's style lol
    127AnonymousAug 19, 2026 11:05
    For images, just saving as .jpg and changing the compression ratio seems like it'd wreck the watermark. They might design it to survive compression, but there are still plenty of ways to deliberately destroy it.
    145AnonymousAug 19, 2026 11:15
    Re: #127
    Whether you turn it into an image, compress it, or whatever, I think it's the same as long as it's still readable as text — the quirk is baked into the word choices themselves
    147AnonymousAug 19, 2026 11:16
    Re: #145
    Oh, sorry, were you talking about images?
    149AnonymousAug 19, 2026 11:18
    Re: #145
    That's a slightly different topic. Text watermarks and image watermarks work on completely different principles. A text watermark is about stylistic quirks, but an image watermark operates at the binary level.

    Look up "steganography" and you'll see — there have long been ways to embed extra data inside image files.
    182AnonymousAug 19, 2026 11:38
    ChatGPT writes pretty distinctive text, doesn't it. I always wonder what's with the emoji it sticks in headings.
    186AnonymousAug 19, 2026 11:42
    Re: #182
    Huh, I don't get that at all
    252AnonymousAug 19, 2026 12:39
    Re: #182
    When it does add them, just tell it not to and they stop — same with other models
    211AnonymousAug 19, 2026 12:04
    So what does a text watermark actually look like?
    220AnonymousAug 19, 2026 12:09
    Re: #211
    "Hello, my name is Yamada Taro. Nice to meet you."

    → "Yo, I'm Yamada Taro! Stoked to meet ya!"

    Think of it as the writing style shifting like that (the second line mimics Son Goku's rough speech pattern from Dragon Ball)

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Express+) thread「🤖Users Begin Cancelling Claude Subscriptions… Backlash Against Automatic “AI Watermark” Feature: “It’s Disrupting My Work”」.

  • Is Post-Meal Toothpick Sucking a Manner Violation? 5ch Says ‘Never Seen It in Real Life’

    An AERA article asking whether so-called “shii-haa” — using a toothpick after meals to pick food out from between your teeth, complete with the sucking sound — counts as a manner violation drew a flood of responses on 5ch’s Newsflash+ board.

    The thread was a mix of reactions: some questioned the article’s basic premise, saying they’d “never actually seen it happen in real life”; others pointed out that gums recede with age, creating gaps between teeth; and still others recommended switching to floss or an oral irrigator.

    Is Sucking on a Toothpick After Meals a Manner Violation? The “Disgust” Flooding Social Media That the “Older Guy Generation” Doesn’t Know About | AERA DIGITAL

    Using a toothpick after a meal to remove leftover food stuck in your mouth — it’s something many people, men especially, have probably done at least once. When describing the sound in writing, people use terms like “shii-haa,” “shii-shii,” “chi-chi-chi…”

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    Source: dot.asahi.com / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:40
    Old-man bashing again
    10AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:43
    Then what are toothpicks even for?
    113AnonymousAug 20, 2026 13:14
    Re: #3
    Re: #10
    Just do it discreetly. Opening your mouth wide and making loud noises in public is "tsuma-hara" (toothpick harassment).
    7AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:42
    As you get older your gums recede and food gets stuck more easily.
    74AnonymousAug 20, 2026 13:00
    Re: #7
    Just go rinse your mouth in the bathroom. Take your tooth-crud-covered toothpick trash with you.

    Re: #22
    You see it all the time at Sukiya's breakfast set. Makes me want to kill someone.
    16AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:45
    (´・ω・`) Do the gaps get bigger with age?
    49AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:54
    Re: #16
    Gums recede or shrink, exposing more of the tooth root, which creates more gaps. It varies by person, but it's an unavoidable part of aging.
    20AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:46
    So if a modern-day Atsuo Nakamura doing his Kogarashi Monjiro thing (the toothpick-chewing drifter character from the old period drama) existed today, he'd get dogpiled every single day?
    41AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:52
    Re: #20
    He just holds it in his mouth, he's not really doing the shii-haa thing — though his eating manners are gross.
    22AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:47
    Never seen anyone actually do the shii-haa thing in real life lol
    34AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:50
    If you never use a toothpick or floss, plaque and tartar just keep building up, and your breath and saliva end up reeking. There's a lot that plain rinsing alone won't get rid of.
    64AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:58
    Re: #34
    You don't have to do it in front of people though.
    51AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:55
    > "It's something many people, men especially, have probably done at least once."

    No they haven't. It's a minority who do this. What's with just deciding that based on guesswork? Whatever magazine this is, this kind of piece has always been full of weirdos.
    52AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:56
    Does anyone actually do the shii-haa thing with a toothpick? I've barely ever seen it.
    59AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:57
    Re: #52
    They just want to bash old guys, so they're listing off anything, even stuff nobody does anymore these days.
    54AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:56
    Why bother specifying "men" at all? Anyone uses toothpicks.
    102AnonymousAug 20, 2026 13:10
    Re: #54
    "Men especially…"

    They covered themselves properly there. Mission accomplished on the impression manipulation.
    107AnonymousAug 20, 2026 13:12
    Toothpicks are terrible compared to interdental brushes. Personally I'm overwhelmingly team floss. Since I started flossing, my dental problems dropped massively. Old guys should use floss too.
    132AnonymousAug 20, 2026 13:21
    Re: #107
    Try a portable oral irrigator. It beats floss by a long shot.
    163AnonymousAug 20, 2026 13:35
    Restaurants that even have toothpicks set out barely exist anymore, don't they?

    Is this whole story just something the reporter made up?
    169AnonymousAug 20, 2026 13:38
    Re: #163
    Yeah, restaurants that put out toothpicks are rare these days. And if they're not there in the first place, there's no problem to begin with.
    173AnonymousAug 20, 2026 13:39
    Re: #163
    There are people who go on about convenience-store toothpicks too — I doubt they even have much of a social life.
    167AnonymousAug 20, 2026 13:36
    When you're pre-periodontal-disease territory, your gums recede, gaps form between your teeth, and food starts getting stuck there. I only figured that out in my late 40s.

    I used to bring a toothbrush to work and brush after lunch too, but I still ended up with gum disease. I still don't know what the right answer is for brushing when you're young and an interdental brush or floss won't even fit through.

    Now I go to the dentist regularly and use an interdental brush, so the gum disease has at least stopped progressing.
    181AnonymousAug 20, 2026 13:42
    Re: #167
    At first it bleeds a ton, but it stops quickly, and once your gums get healthier it stops bleeding altogether.
    180AnonymousAug 20, 2026 13:42
    Young people will end up doing the same thing once they get older. Aging causes gaps to form between your teeth. Plus there's periodontal disease to deal with.
    185AnonymousAug 20, 2026 13:46
    Young people will understand why old guys did the shii-haa thing once they get older themselves.
    191AnonymousAug 20, 2026 13:51
    Re: #180
    Re: #185
    The framing that "everyone does the shii-haa thing once they hit that age" is a bit off. Even if you use a toothpick, you can do it without making noise. Plenty of elderly people cover their mouth with a hand and use one silently.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Newsflash+) thread “Is Sucking on a Toothpick After Meals a Manner Violation? The “Disgust” Flooding Social Media That the “Older Guy Generation” Doesn’t Know About | AERA.”

  • Renting a ground-floor apartment: is it a bad idea? 5ch: “In an earthquake, the 2nd floor collapses first”

    A poster searching for a rental said the only thing giving them pause was that the unit is on the “1st floor” (ground floor). Responses on 5ch ranged across flooding, security, soundproofing, and mold. One unexpected claim — that in an earthquake it’s the 2nd floor, not the 1st, that collapses first — steered the thread in a new direction.

    1AnonymousAug 19, 2026 13:16
    Ground-floor units really are a no-go, huh?
    For reference, it's a 4-story building.
    2AnonymousAug 19, 2026 13:17
    I like ground floor units myself, but flooding is a dealbreaker.
    4AnonymousAug 19, 2026 13:18
    Re: #2
    Yeah, flooding really is scary.
    Humidity tends to run higher too, apparently.
    6AnonymousAug 19, 2026 13:18
    On the ground floor you end up worrying about people looking in.
    Fine if you're thick-skinned and don't care, though.
    8AnonymousAug 19, 2026 13:20
    Re: #6
    Yeah, that would kind of bug me too.
    7AnonymousAug 19, 2026 13:20
    If you just tell yourself "as long as I can lock the door and sleep easy," your options open up a lot when apartment hunting.
    9AnonymousAug 19, 2026 13:21
    Re: #7
    That's true, but it costs a fair amount too
    and I don't want to end up regretting it.
    10AnonymousAug 19, 2026 13:24
    If you're fine with bugs, mold, flooding, and sketchy-stranger risk, ground floor is great.
    12AnonymousAug 19, 2026 13:25
    Re: #10
    Mold's the one I really hate…
    11AnonymousAug 19, 2026 13:24
    With a ground-floor unit, one "yami baito" (a shady, often criminal gig-work job advertised online, sometimes involving break-ins) guy shows up and you're done instantly.
    Not many of them are climbing up to the 4th floor.
    19AnonymousAug 19, 2026 13:28
    Re: #11
    Security-wise, the ground floor is actually the safe one.
    92AnonymousAug 19, 2026 14:06
    Re: #11
    Burglars don't even bother targeting poor people who live in rentals to begin with.
    113AnonymousAug 19, 2026 14:25
    Re: #11
    Actually, break-ins and robberies at places like mansions happen more on upper floors than the ground floor.
    15AnonymousAug 19, 2026 13:28
    Definitely avoid it.
    Cold seeps up from the floor.
    It gets moldy.
    21AnonymousAug 19, 2026 13:30
    Re: #15
    Mold's the worst part for me.
    I'm into clothes, so if mold gets on my leather stuff, that would be brutal.
    17AnonymousAug 19, 2026 13:28
    There've been a lot of burglars lately, so if you can avoid it, skip the ground floor.
    Depending on the area, they'll even steal your AC's outdoor unit.
    26AnonymousAug 19, 2026 13:32
    Re: #17
    Honestly, more than burglars, what I really don't want is some guy showing up asking to "borrow your bathroom."
    22AnonymousAug 19, 2026 13:30
    Fun fact: in an earthquake, it's not the 1st floor that collapses first — it's the 2nd.
    27AnonymousAug 19, 2026 13:32
    Re: #22
    Seriously? Had no idea.
    39AnonymousAug 19, 2026 13:39
    You hear everything — footsteps upstairs, sliding doors, all of it.
    At this price range, don't expect any soundproofing at all.
    49AnonymousAug 19, 2026 13:43
    Re: #39
    Even with reinforced-concrete construction, still bad?
    66AnonymousAug 19, 2026 13:50
    Re: #49
    Reinforced-concrete (RC) buildings actually get the most noise complaints.
    With wood-frame places, people move in already accepting they'll hear some noise, so they're considerate of each other.
    With RC construction, people move in not knowing better, assuming they're fine, and then reality turns out to be nothing like that.
    68AnonymousAug 19, 2026 13:52
    Re: #66
    Even within RC construction there's wall-type and rahmen (frame) type — supposedly wall-type, where each unit is fully partitioned off, has the best soundproofing. Rahmen structure varies a lot by building.
    74AnonymousAug 19, 2026 13:56
    Re: #66
    Oh, so that's how it works.
    Now I'm starting to feel like this particular unit might not be the one.
    97AnonymousAug 19, 2026 14:11
    So the Tokaido Main Line runs right alongside it too.
    Good thing the road out front is a narrow one, at least.
    100AnonymousAug 19, 2026 14:14
    Re: #96
    It's crazy cheap — probably because it's old and the location isn't great.



    101AnonymousAug 19, 2026 14:15
    Re: #100
    With this, hanging laundry outside on the balcony looks tough…
    105AnonymousAug 19, 2026 14:18
    Re: #100
    Even setting that aside, the ground floor is just less popular than the other floors,
    so it's cheaper.
    Probably security worries again.
    Some people even put security cameras on their balcony.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nanademo Jikkyou G) thread “The one thing bugging me about this rental I’m looking at is that it’s on the “1st floor”…

  • New Rice Prices Set to Plummet: 2026 Harvest JA Advance Payments Down 20-40%

    It has emerged that the “provisional payment” JA advances to farmers for the 2026 rice harvest has fallen roughly 20 to 40 percent from last year. Following last year’s price spike, the sudden drop sparked mixed reactions on 5ch: some offered level-headed takes like “it’s the market’s call, nothing to be done,” while others vented lingering resentment over last year’s rice-shortage panic, questioned the authenticity of premium brands like Uonuma, and argued over the realities of part-time farming.

    Mainichi Shimbun

    August 21, 2026, Tokyo Morning Edition

    It was learned on the 20th that prices for the 2026 rice harvest are expected to fall sharply compared to last year’s spike. JA groups nationwide have begun setting the “provisional payments” they advance to rice farmers when collecting the new crop, and in Hokkaido and three Hokushin’etsu prefectures the payments have dropped roughly 20 to 40 percent year-on-year. The decline looks set to spread to other regions too, fueling growing concern among farmers that it will squeeze their finances.

    Source: mainichi.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 21, 2026 07:45
    Prices are set by the market, nothing to be done about it
    51AnonymousAug 21, 2026 07:53
    Re: #2
    Right, farmers became part-timers for exactly this reason, so no worries.
    Average age is 70, so they can handle whatever happens
    86AnonymousAug 21, 2026 08:01
    Re: #2
    Well, that's the word from the minister the rice-growing regions themselves elected.
    7AnonymousAug 21, 2026 07:46
    Koshihikari's too expensive — 3,000 yen for 5kg tax included would be fair
    26AnonymousAug 21, 2026 07:49
    Re: #7
    Still too high. Half that is the fair price
    16AnonymousAug 21, 2026 07:47
    I can already picture cheap "Uonuma-brand" Koshihikari flooding the market in bulk (Uonuma is normally a premium, pricey rice brand — the implication being fakes or mislabeling)
    35AnonymousAug 21, 2026 07:50
    Why not just give rice farmers a tax-free subsidy of about 2 million yen a year?
    81AnonymousAug 21, 2026 08:00
    Re: #35
    Then rice farmers would multiply infinitely lol — there's no law against a baby being a farmer.
    The smaller the planted area gets, the more "efficient" it becomes lol
    38AnonymousAug 21, 2026 07:51
    If prices had fallen below the normal annual average, farmers would need support — but is there really any point comparing to last year's abnormal spike?
    85AnonymousAug 21, 2026 08:01
    Re: #38
    You guys were the ones using the COVID crash as the baseline to complain prices had "spiked"
    42AnonymousAug 21, 2026 07:51
    Went to Welcia and Koshihikari was 2,500 yen.
    Wasn't single-brand so I passed, but
    by September it'll probably be down to 2,000
    67AnonymousAug 21, 2026 07:57
    So now the question is whether consumers who gave up on rice will come back
    91AnonymousAug 21, 2026 08:02
    Re: #67
    People weren't really abandoning rice as much as claimed to begin with.
    Consumption only dropped a few percent from last year.
    And most of the people who held off buying because of the high prices will come back now that it's cheaper.

    There just aren't many people like you guys boycotting out of principle (misplaced grudges and payback feelings).
    Reality (the data) is harsh.
    246AnonymousAug 21, 2026 08:37
    Re: #67
    Since it suddenly got cheaper, I think demand's coming back a bit.
    Saw unsold udon marked down at the supermarket
    131AnonymousAug 21, 2026 08:11
    The other day at my local home center,
    Akitakomachi was going for 5,000 yen per 10kg.
    That's what I'd call a win-win price for farmers and consumers alike
    141AnonymousAug 21, 2026 08:14
    Re: #131
    That'll be the day it becomes the ceiling price instead of the floor
    143AnonymousAug 21, 2026 08:14
    Re: #131
    Akitakomachi was on sale for 1,990 yen per 5kg
    132AnonymousAug 21, 2026 08:11
    During the price spike, a lot of farmers came off pretty arrogant in interviews
    137AnonymousAug 21, 2026 08:13
    Re: #132
    It's less the actual farmers and more the type who barely own any land but run contract operations claiming to "farm 100 hectares" — those are the ones with the attitude
    140AnonymousAug 21, 2026 08:14
    Re: #132
    I remember a farmer from Kagoshima saying there was bound to be a backlash so he couldn't celebrate.
    I want to believe he actually prepared for the price drop
    152AnonymousAug 21, 2026 08:16
    I've got no connection to farming, but saying farmers should just be kept alive but not thriving, silently growing rice with zero profit — isn't that a bit much?
    I don't go that far
    160AnonymousAug 21, 2026 08:18
    Re: #152
    If they think they can sell high, they should sell high — whether consumers buy is up to consumers.

    What's the problem here?
    218AnonymousAug 21, 2026 08:28
    Re: #160
    The problem is the farmers who were barely scraping by before two years ago.
    They got jerked around for these past two years and now we're right back where we started.
    JA is supposed to be "close" to those farmers.
    If JA loses its public, cooperative character, it's just a private company.
    At this point I think farmers should pull their savings out of JA Bank
    and move their pensions elsewhere too
    200AnonymousAug 21, 2026 08:25
    For part-time farmers, a rice paddy doesn't take that much work and it's an easy system that nets a few hundred thousand yen a year in pocket money.
    Last year it was basically a bonus though
    202AnonymousAug 21, 2026 08:25
    Re: #200
    And fudging your taxes a bit too
    212AnonymousAug 21, 2026 08:27
    Re: #200
    Register your personal car as agricultural-use too and taxes are cheaper, plus better mortgage terms
    252AnonymousAug 21, 2026 08:39
    Re: #200
    If you think that, go try it yourself.
    Every weekend from April to October, zero days off.
    Even summer means canal upkeep, weeding, and pesticide spraying.
    To avoid working in near-40°C midday heat,
    you start at 5 in the morning.

    The big contract farming outfits
    don't bother with canal upkeep or weeding,
    so weeds clog the canals,
    and even when you complain they don't lift a finger,
    leaving the small and mid-size farmers to deal with it out of necessity —
    that's the day-to-day reality.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Breaking News+) thread “New Rice Prices Set to Plummet: 2026 Harvest JA Advance Payments Fall, Provisional Payments Down 20-40%.”

  • Ko Itakura set for Borussia Mönchengladbach return — local paper reports agreement reached, just a year after his Ajax move

    Japan national team defender Ko Itakura (29) has reached a verbal agreement with his former club Borussia Mönchengladbach to return to the Bundesliga side from Ajax, a local German paper reports. The transfer fee is said to be around 740 million yen including add-ons, on a four-year contract — a return just one year after joining Ajax.

    On 5channel, posters were split on whether his dip in form was down to a back injury or friction with his manager, and quite a few comments also worried about how his rumored girlfriend, actress Haruna Kawaguchi, would cope with life in Germany.

    Sports Nippon [August 19, 2026, 06:46]

    German outlet Rheinische Post reported on the 18th that Japan national team defender Ko Itakura (29), currently of Dutch top-flight side Ajax, has reached a verbal agreement to return to his former Bundesliga club Borussia Mönchengladbach. He is set to undergo a medical on the 19th, and if the move goes through it will mark his return after just a year away. The deal is reportedly a four-year contract worth 4 million euros (about 740 million yen) including add-ons.

    After joining Ajax last summer, Itakura secured a regular starting spot, but was sidelined for a long stretch from January with a back problem. He returned to action in April, but ended up making just 26 official appearances.

    Source: sponichi.co.jp / Original article here

    5AnonymousAug 19, 2026 07:38
    Never thought Itakura would fall this far.
    He never really cut it in the Netherlands anyway.
    7AnonymousAug 19, 2026 07:39
    Re: #5
    Didn't you know he clashed with the manager and they never got along?
    13AnonymousAug 19, 2026 07:43
    Re: #7
    It was an injury, wasn't it? Didn't you watch the World Cup?
    47AnonymousAug 19, 2026 08:04
    Re: #7
    Clashing with the manager at today's Ajax would put you fifth-rate at best in the first place
    11AnonymousAug 19, 2026 07:41
    I wonder if Haruna Kawaguchi can actually live in Germany. She'll probably keep flying back to Japan now and then for acting work though
    17AnonymousAug 19, 2026 07:44
    Re: #11
    She's a YouTuber, so she can live anywhere, right?
    85AnonymousAug 19, 2026 08:44
    Re: #11
    Apparently Düsseldorf, where a lot of Japanese people live, is less than an hour's drive from Mönchengladbach, so she should be fine?
    There are even Japanese-run hair salons and restaurants there
    20AnonymousAug 19, 2026 07:45
    Rough experience for Ajax, but it worked out for Itakura
    — he got Champions League appearances and time to rest up ahead of the World Cup
    32AnonymousAug 19, 2026 07:50
    Re: #20
    And yet he still broke down at the World Cup in the end……
    35AnonymousAug 19, 2026 07:54
    Going back to his old club suggests it's mutual affection and he must be really comfortable there
    Though you could also read it as him having faced the reality that he can't expect to step up any further than this
    36AnonymousAug 19, 2026 07:55
    Re: #35
    Back in his BMG days though, he had a high fitness/availability rate
    These days he's injury-prone, so who knows how that'll go
    126AnonymousAug 19, 2026 09:25
    Re: #35
    Class-wise Ajax is the bigger club,
    but there's also the question of whether it suits him or not,
    hard to say how it'll turn out
    38AnonymousAug 19, 2026 07:56
    He's really a player who should have missed World Cup selection
    The fact that he made the squad is a success in itself
    — a miscalculation on the national team's part
    39AnonymousAug 19, 2026 07:58
    Re: #38
    In the end he got subbed off partway through the first half against Sweden
    Why does Moriyasu keep calling up players in that kind of condition?
    55AnonymousAug 19, 2026 08:12
    Re: #39
    Doan, Itakura, and Ueda were all in Mizuho's "Facing It With Blue: Samurai Blue" commercial, so there's no way they could drop him — I must've seen that DAZN ad a hundred times
    101AnonymousAug 19, 2026 08:57
    Re: #39
    Moriyasu makes bold picks in meaningless friendlies, but in the big, tough matches he only plays proven guys he personally trusts
    89AnonymousAug 19, 2026 08:47
    The Bundesliga and the Eredivisie aren't really that different in level. About the only difference is whether Bayern's in it or not. If he's getting frozen out, better to go somewhere he can actually play
    95AnonymousAug 19, 2026 08:53
    Re: #89
    The Eredivisie's mid-table-and-below clubs are just too weak
    — well below Belgium's league
    That's why Eredivisie results don't get much credit
    276AnonymousAug 19, 2026 15:36
    Re: #89
    This guy clearly doesn't watch it at all
    Even Feyenoord/Ajax-level Dutch football is sloppy, roughly mid-table-Bundesliga level or below
    And the gap between the top and the rest is huge — the bottom half is honestly unwatchable
    97AnonymousAug 19, 2026 08:54
    Sakakura(sic) seemed to really love Amsterdam though
    — riding his bike around and all that
    104AnonymousAug 19, 2026 09:03
    Re: #97
    What's riding a bike got to do with anything lol
    246AnonymousAug 19, 2026 14:28
    Re: #97
    Saaa-ka-ku-raaa (mocking the wrong name — it's Itakura, not "Sakakura")
    123AnonymousAug 19, 2026 09:20
    He seems like he'd have the ability to go somewhere like Leipzig though
    127AnonymousAug 19, 2026 09:25
    Re: #123
    A top-of-the-Bundesliga club would be out of Itakura's league
    Being the regular CB for a weak Gladbach side bouncing between 10th–15th place is really about the level he's suited for, ability-wise
    130AnonymousAug 19, 2026 09:30
    Re: #123
    They're a sell-on club (buy-low, sell-high business model), they don't take 29-year-olds

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5channel (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Soccer] Ko Itakura set for Borussia Mönchengladbach return — local paper reports agreement reached, just a year after his Ajax move.”

  • Asian Cup: World Cup Captain DF Reportedly Set to Skip Tournament, Foreign Media Say

    Foreign media are reporting that the 29-year-old defender who captained the Japan national team at the World Cup intends to skip next year’s Asian Cup. The news set off a wave of reactions on 5ch, with users drawing comparisons to past national-team withdrawal controversies and questioning the very significance of the Asian Cup itself.

    Soccer Digest Web Editorial Team

    August 21, 2026

    Return from Ajax to Borussia Mönchengladbach confirmed on the 20th

    Source: soccerdigestweb.com / Original article here

    8AnonymousAug 21, 2026 07:34
    Endo and Kubo were already grumbling nonstop about being called up for the last Asian Cup too.
    Something about how getting summoned at this point messes with their fight for a starting spot.
    26AnonymousAug 21, 2026 07:39
    Re: #8
    Funny — his teammate Salah, who went to AFCON around the same time as Endo, never complained about it. Then again, Endo pulled that exact same attitude at the Mexico-hosted World Cup.
    148AnonymousAug 21, 2026 08:15
    Re: #8
    That's just the kind of person Endo Wataru is. He got judged as someone who can't contribute off the pitch the way Nagatomo or Minamino can — hence that whole withdrawal saga.
    24AnonymousAug 21, 2026 07:38
    I mean, is it even okay to have a contract like that?
    33AnonymousAug 21, 2026 07:41
    Re: #24
    The national team can tie him down contractually, so they can still call him up.
    27AnonymousAug 21, 2026 07:39
    Take a page from Taniguchi, who scored the winner again today and still clearly wants to play for the national team.
    Unlike Itakura, marriage only made him more fired up.
    45AnonymousAug 21, 2026 07:46
    Re: #27
    Desire alone isn't enough.
    Taniguchi can't compete on the world stage.
    153AnonymousAug 21, 2026 08:17
    Re: #27
    I figured that was it for him after the Qatar World Cup, but four years ago I never imagined he'd climb the CB pecking order and make it to this World Cup.
    44AnonymousAug 21, 2026 07:46
    A J.League all-star squad would be plenty for the Asian Cup — or just use the LA Olympics generation.
    50AnonymousAug 21, 2026 07:48
    The Asian Cup doesn't even need to exist anymore.
    Only the Middle Eastern teams seem to actually care about it.
    There's zero benefit left in it for Japan.
    58AnonymousAug 21, 2026 07:50
    Re: #50
    Seriously, none at all.
    It'd be different if winning it got you a special invite to the Euros.
    51AnonymousAug 21, 2026 07:48
    Wasn't Tomiyasu injured at the Asian Cup once?
    He doesn't need to play in it either.
    110AnonymousAug 21, 2026 08:04
    Re: #51
    Tomi might be exactly that case. I can already picture it — either he messes something up at the tournament, or the damage piles up on that old injury and he ends up out mid-season.
    60AnonymousAug 21, 2026 07:51
    Way too many idiots underrating the Asian Cup.
    It's the best chance to boost your FIFA ranking,
    which helps your World Cup pot seeding too.
    Stay ranked low and you'll keep landing in the group of death forever.
    70AnonymousAug 21, 2026 07:53
    Re: #60
    If anything, being grouped with Brazil makes it easier to advance in the tournament. We already learned the pot barely matters.
    79AnonymousAug 21, 2026 07:54
    Re: #60
    Boosting the ranking is something players couldn't care less about.
    140AnonymousAug 21, 2026 08:14
    Re: #60
    The moment you can't be grouped with fellow Asian teams, the odds of drawing a tough group go way up.
    67AnonymousAug 21, 2026 07:52
    Someone explain why they're holding the Asian Cup a mere six months after the World Cup?
    In baseball terms it's like holding this year's Premier 12 six months after the WBC.
    Of course players don't want to show up for that.
    Mitoma and Kubo will probably bail too.
    80AnonymousAug 21, 2026 07:54
    Re: #67
    Nagatomo will come running the second he's called up!
    81AnonymousAug 21, 2026 07:54
    Back in the day, winning it used to earn you a spot at the Confederations Cup.
    99AnonymousAug 21, 2026 07:59
    Re: #81
    I wish they'd bring the Confederations Cup back.
    83AnonymousAug 21, 2026 07:54
    Chase Pot 1 and you end up facing Brazil in the very first knockout match. Landing in Brazil's group actually benefits Japan more than climbing the rankings does.
    138AnonymousAug 21, 2026 08:13
    Re: #83
    That's just luck of the draw, not skill — how are you supposed to develop the team that way, especially with more countries joining now?
    91AnonymousAug 21, 2026 07:56
    Re: #81
    At this point it's basically a punishment game.
    Worth even less than the Premier 12, which at least doubles as Olympic qualifying in baseball.
    105AnonymousAug 21, 2026 08:01
    Re: #88
    Transfer fees are just money moving around — none of it goes into the players' pockets.
    108AnonymousAug 21, 2026 08:02
    Re: #105
    Look at you bragging about salaries lol
    Bragging about your age too — how much of that money actually goes to you? lol
    Not a single yen of it, and yet here you are flexing lol
    107AnonymousAug 21, 2026 08:02
    Re: #91
    Okay, that's just too dumb.
    The Asian Cup itself is on a whole different level above baseball's Olympics or the WBC.
    131AnonymousAug 21, 2026 08:11
    Re: #70
    They got absolutely crushed — what game were you even watching?
    139AnonymousAug 21, 2026 08:14
    Re: #131
    It was 1-1 all the way into stoppage time.
    You're the one who should ask what game you were watching.
    132AnonymousAug 21, 2026 08:11
    It's a garbage tournament where a team like Qatar — who couldn't even grab a single point hosting their own World Cup — can end up champions.
    Realistically, Australia and Iran are about the only sides who can give Japan a good match, so friendlies against just those two would be more worthwhile.
    144AnonymousAug 21, 2026 08:14
    Re: #132
    No matter how many friendlies you play, the only team they ever actually beat when it counted was a Tunisia side that had already fallen apart.
    154AnonymousAug 21, 2026 08:17
    Re: #144
    In soccer you get points even for a draw,
    so people don't think about it the way you do.
    Picking up 5 points in the group stage is actually pretty impressive.
    157AnonymousAug 21, 2026 08:18
    Re: #154
    Way to lower the bar lol
    158AnonymousAug 21, 2026 08:18
    Re: #154
    That's exactly why they always lose in the knockout rounds.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinō/Sports News+) thread「[Soccer] No way! Dark clouds over Japan’s national team… 29-year-old DF who captained them at the World Cup may skip the Asian Cup. Foreign reports say he “intends to sit out”」.

  • AI Novels Flood Literary Awards — 5ch: ‘Readability Is Their Secret Weapon’

    A surge of AI-written novels submitted to literary awards — leaving judges scrambling to keep up — became a hot topic on 5ch’s Hardware/Industry (Console Wars) board. Some in the thread pushed back, arguing that AI prose, easy to read without any friction, just doesn’t suit literature meant to be read between the lines. Others countered that, used well, AI can produce writing that’s clear and easy to follow. The discussion eventually grew into a debate over just how much human involvement is needed for something to still count as “creation.”

    The Age of AI Novels Flooding Literary Awards: The Judges’ Struggle and the Truth Behind “Readable Writing”

    Why are AI novels shaking up the awards selection process so much? Behind it lies more than just a rise in submission numbers — there’s a psychological mechanism at work in which humans end up genuinely preferring AI-written prose.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    3AnonymousAug 19, 2026 10:49
    We're basically already in an era where AI writes game scenarios too
    if only it were even that good
    Brain-dead affiliate spammers (アフィカス, ad-farming blog copy-pasters) can only copy-paste anyway
    57AnonymousAug 19, 2026 12:04
    Re: #3
    Guess AI needs to start the threads too now
    4AnonymousAug 19, 2026 10:49
    Wouldn't AI work fine for game scenarios too?
    That's basically the point, right?
    147AnonymousAug 19, 2026 14:27
    Re: #4
    AI doesn't actually write from scratch as much as people think
    you need a solid plot and detailed instructions or it won't give you the writing you intended
    used well though, it can turn out clear, easy-to-read prose
    7AnonymousAug 19, 2026 10:50
    >Compared to human writing full of dense metaphors and lines you have to read between, it offers a stress-free, 'lowest-common-denominator comfort' — and that's exactly what draws readers in

    I read literature specifically because I want to spend time and brainpower on it, the last thing I want is plain, easy-to-digest prose
    if I just wanted simple content consumption I'd watch Netflix instead
    61AnonymousAug 19, 2026 12:11
    Re: #7
    If the content's actually interesting, I'll happily read between the lines all day though
    121AnonymousAug 19, 2026 14:00
    Re: #7
    Writers who grow up on AI will end up writing in an AI-like style
    language is always changing anyway
    8AnonymousAug 19, 2026 10:56
    If you're going to have AI generate it and then spend all that effort fixing the weird parts yourself, it's faster to just write it yourself from the start
    115AnonymousAug 19, 2026 13:43
    Re: #8
    Fixing it is overwhelmingly faster [than writing from scratch]
    27AnonymousAug 19, 2026 11:25
    Using AI for grunt work never gets criticized, but for some reason using it for creative work does
    31AnonymousAug 19, 2026 11:29
    Re: #27
    with grunt work, you're still the one in the driver's seat
    with the latter, you're letting AI replace even your brain
    42AnonymousAug 19, 2026 11:38
    Re: #27
    it's supposed to be your own means of expression — outsourcing that to someone else defeats the whole point
    there's an old story about a noble who had a painter make a picture for him and then bragged about it as if he'd painted it himself, and got mocked for it. this is exactly that
    44AnonymousAug 19, 2026 11:43
    Re: #42
    the quality of the output actually changes depending on the instructions and prompts you feed the AI, so the personality of someone who uses it properly really does come through
    207AnonymousAug 19, 2026 16:53
    Re: #44
    that noble made literally the same excuse you're making now lol
    something like 'I'm the one who told him to paint the seaside, or the birds, or whatever, so this painting being good is thanks to me too' lol
    72AnonymousAug 19, 2026 12:29
    Take games, novels, manga, whatever — if you have AI make the whole thing and the actual creator does nothing, yeah, that's obviously bad

    but having AI take it from 0 to 1, then the creator develops it from 1 to 10
    or the creator does 0 to 1 themselves and has AI take it from 1 to 10

    I think we're just at a point where denying that is pointless
    even for literary awards, I bet the people who do the entire 0-to-10 process completely by themselves are going to become the minority as time goes on
    73AnonymousAug 19, 2026 12:30
    Re: #72
    nah, in the end novels written entirely by humans still sell better, so that's not happening
    81AnonymousAug 19, 2026 12:42
    Re: #72
    lol that's dumb
    the correct way to use AI is:
    have AI do a full 1-to-10 draft
    then, with real intent, the human either does it themselves or re-prompts the AI
    to condense that 10 down to a 5
    then again, human or AI, re-prompt
    to condense that 5 down to a 3
    and using that 3 as a base, the human
    rewrites it back up to about a 6
    only then do you actually get quality control
    unfortunately most people
    just stop at 1→10→5
    meaning they never actually revise
    and honestly, if a human writes it entirely themselves
    they usually can't even manage a full 1-to-10 in the first place
    which used to be exactly the filter that weeded out most people
    93AnonymousAug 19, 2026 12:50
    The author is AI
    the judges are AI
    the readers are AI
    94AnonymousAug 19, 2026 12:52
    Re: #93
    wait a second…
    did we just build a perpetual motion machine?
    96AnonymousAug 19, 2026 12:53
    Re: #93
    motion to self-destruct: seconded
    108AnonymousAug 19, 2026 13:22
    Re: #106
    it'll happen
    but even if some amateur like you uses AI to write a novel, you're not winning any award with it
    111AnonymousAug 19, 2026 13:27
    Re: #108
    well sure, if your level is 'change the sentence endings and suddenly it's a different character,' then maybe that's true for you guys
    114AnonymousAug 19, 2026 13:41
    Re: #108
    yeah it'll happen
    because it's all about connections anyway
    the ghostwriter just becomes AI instead

    in other words, it's a trash industry
    not worth paying into
    152AnonymousAug 19, 2026 14:33
    Search results are completely buried under hollow, empty AI-written content now — it's genuinely become useless
    154AnonymousAug 19, 2026 14:44
    Re: #152
    even before that, it was already nothing but ad-stuffed corporate sites
    165AnonymousAug 19, 2026 15:33
    Re: #152
    these days when I'm looking something up, I've stopped even bothering with sites updated in just the last few years
    too many garbage sites that are just AI copy-paste jobs 🙀
    197AnonymousAug 19, 2026 16:18
    Re: #152
    AI just says things that sound plausible, after all
    it's not grounded in real experience, so it rings hollow
    179AnonymousAug 19, 2026 15:49
    I've kept quiet until now, but all of you are AIs in a simulated world
    sorry for not saying anything sooner
    181AnonymousAug 19, 2026 15:55
    Re: #179
    guess it's about that time again — the annual server-reset season
    182AnonymousAug 19, 2026 15:55
    Re: #179
    ha, 'AI-onion' — that's a good one (a pun combining AI with onion, riffing on the 'simulated world' joke above)

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry (Console Wars)) thread “[Sad News] Literary Awards Are Getting Flooded With AI Novels lmaooo.”

  • Rakuten Sets Up Inquiry Form Over ‘Attack Drone’ Report — But Won’t Reply

    A report from ITmedia — that Rakuten set up an inquiry form in response to coverage of its “attack drone” but has no plans to actually reply — drew a wave of reactions on 5ch’s Newsplus (Breaking News+) board.

    Threads were filled with jokes worrying about the fallout for the Rakuten Eagles and Rakuten Card, while the discussion also branched out into debates over fostering domestic drone technology and assessments of Mikitani’s business judgment.

    Rakuten Sets Up Inquiry Form Over “Attack Drone” Report — But Won’t Reply – ITmedia NEWS –

    09:40 AM, August 19, 2026

    By Yuka Okada [ITmedia]

    Source: itmedia.co.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:05
    What's gonna happen to the Rakuten Eagles?
    39AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:16
    Re: #4
    They'll probably just rename it the Rakuten Drones.
    183AnonymousAug 20, 2026 16:44
    Re: #4
    What about Vissel Kobe? (Rakuten's soccer club)
    7AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:06
    So I guess they'll listen but never actually respond?
    10AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:08
    Re: #7
    They probably won't even listen lol
    159AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:07
    Re: #7
    It's basically a spittoon lol (somewhere to spit complaints into and forget)
    203AnonymousAug 20, 2026 18:28
    Re: #7
    They probably won't even look at it lol
    11AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:08
    Basically "you've got the right to submit an inquiry, we just won't read it."
    That's the correct move.
    29AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:13
    Re: #11
    I wish the bear-protection crowd would do the same.
    Can't cave to complainers.
    24AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:12
    Apparently if you write "6/4 Tiananmen" somewhere on the page, it stops showing up in Chinese search engines lol (referencing China's censorship of the Tiananmen Square incident)
    128AnonymousAug 20, 2026 13:27
    Re: #24
    The "6/4 Ra-tian'anmen Incident"! (a pun blending Rakuten with Tiananmen)
    31AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:13
    Guess I can't fall behind on my Rakuten Card payments now
    I'll get attacked lol
    38AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:16
    Re: #31
    Sounds like they'll just send you a Rakuten Card by drone without even asking
    52AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:23
    This seems like the perfect chance to sharpen Japan's domestic drone tech.
    The people against it must really want us stuck using Chinese-made ones.
    63AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:25
    Re: #52
    Chinese drones win on market share, usability, and precision.
    Face reality.
    66AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:26
    Re: #52
    If Rakuten licenses the tech and manufactures them, the parts will probably still be Chinese-made, right? Turning that into defense equipment is scary.
    142AnonymousAug 20, 2026 14:09
    Re: #52
    Japan doesn't need that kind of technology.
    I don't even want to let them use electricity.
    123AnonymousAug 20, 2026 13:15
    I always thought Mikitani was the type to test the stones before crossing a bridge (i.e., extremely cautious).
    174AnonymousAug 20, 2026 16:04
    Re: #123
    From every angle, he's clearly the type who runs wild on nothing but vanity and stubborn pride.
    186AnonymousAug 20, 2026 17:01
    Re: #123
    Cronyism with the government is about as sure a bet as it gets.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Newsplus) thread “Rakuten Sets Up Inquiry Form Over “Attack Drone” Report — “We Won’t Reply” <…"noindex,nofollow" />.”

  • Hakata University Pushed Its Opening Back a Year — Now It’s Scrapping the Plan Entirely as Japan’s 18-Year-Old Population Shrinks

    “Hakata University” (tentative name), planned for Fukuoka City’s Hakata Ward, had already delayed its opening by a year — from April 2026 to April 2027 — but the preparatory committee has now announced it is abandoning the establishment plan altogether.

    The thread lit up with jokes about the fictional “Nakasu University of Industry,” alongside genuine worry about what happens to the campus buildings already built and the faculty already recruited, plus a side conversation about the pattern of university names getting more prestigious the bigger the place name attached to them.

    Hakata University Abandons Establishment Plan — Had Targeted an April 2027 Opening, but Falls Through Amid Declining 18-Year-Old Population

    August 20, 2026, 15:00

    It has come to light that the Hakata University Founding Preparatory Committee (a general incorporated association based in Hakata Ward, Fukuoka City; Representative Director Takayuki Abiru), which had been planning to open Hakata University (tentative name) in Fukuoka City’s Hakata Ward, has abandoned the plan to establish the university. The committee announced the decision on its official website. Hakata University had originally been scheduled to open in April 2026, then pushed preparations back a year to target April 2027 instead — but the university will now not open at all.

    Source: data-max.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:22
    Yeah, unless you're a local who can literally walk there, there's no reason to go.
    4AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:24
    Studying data science at a bottom-tier ('F-rank') university — what are you even going to do with that afterward?
    16AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:29
    Re: #4
    First, let's start with a review of factoring polynomials.
    17AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:30
    Re: #4
    Class is starting.
    Today's lesson: how to use "Chappy" (slang for ChatGPT).
    5AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:24
    So there's Fukuoka University, Hakata University, AND Kyushu University now?
    8AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:25
    Re: #5
    Where's Nakasu University already?
    13AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:28
    Re: #5
    There's also Fukuoka Tenjin University, you know.
    188AnonymousAug 20, 2026 17:23
    Re: #5
    So it's the reverse of the usual rule — the bigger the place name, the higher the prestige?
    Tohoku University > Miyagi University > Sendai University follows this too.
    9AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:26
    Sounds like a department where you graduate and still can't find a job because AI already replaced it.
    11AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:28
    Re: #9
    If anything, this seems like a field where you'd get to put AI to heavy use.
    19AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:31
    Re: #8
    That's Nakasu University of Industry you're thinking of.
    74AnonymousAug 20, 2026 16:01
    Re: #19
    Is Professor Morita still alive?
    190AnonymousAug 20, 2026 17:25
    Re: #19
    When you say "Nakasu industry," you mean the sex industry!
    Fieldwork there is wildly popular lol
    22AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:31
    First-years are probably still learning the alphabet at that point.
    32AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:38
    Re: #22
    Professor: "Alright, let's go ahead and set up your ChatGPT accounts."
    Student: "What's a 'first name'?"
    26AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:34
    They already built a good chunk of the campus — what are they gonna do with it now?
    30AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:37
    Re: #26
    Some badly-located university in Fukuoka will probably buy it up.
    97AnonymousAug 20, 2026 16:17
    Re: #26
    What happens to all the faculty they recruited?
    Fired?
    42AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:42
    Their tagline was:
    "The whole city of Hakata is your campus!!"
    So what, lol. Is it a theme park?
    44AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:43
    Re: #42
    Well, the "campus" is really just a building — no quad, no student hall — so I guess the idea was to use the city of Hakata itself as your campus.
    46AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:44
    If they'd just called it 'Nakasu University of Industry,' it probably would've gotten approved.
    57AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:51
    Kyushu University, Fukuoka University, Hakata University —
    the bigger the region in the name, the more prestigious it gets.
    72AnonymousAug 20, 2026 16:00
    Re: #57
    Guess that makes Seijo University top-tier then (ironic, since "Seijo" is just a small Tokyo neighborhood — the opposite of the pattern).
    82AnonymousAug 20, 2026 16:05
    Re: #57
    University of Tokyo → Nihon ("Japan") University → Asia University → International Pacific University (ranked from most to least prestigious, even though the names cover ever-bigger territory — so much for that theory)
    65AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:56
    Apparently there's a "Yamato University" in Kansai too —
    saw a commercial for some university I'd never heard of, either just opened or about to open.
    Wonder if they'll actually get students.
    67AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:58
    Re: #65
    This whole university-naming obsession is basically a sickness at this point.
    189AnonymousAug 20, 2026 17:24
    Is Fukuoka headed for population decline too?
    192AnonymousAug 20, 2026 17:26
    Re: #189
    There's a lot of inflow from Kyushu and Yamaguchi, so it probably won't plateau for a while, right?
    193AnonymousAug 20, 2026 17:27
    Re: #189
    Heard it's fine until 2035,
    but after that it's a declining trend.

    *This article is compiled as excerpts and a summary from the 5ch (News Speed+) thread “[Fukuoka] Hakata University (Faculty of Data Science, Department of Data Science) Abandons Establishment Plan — Delayed from April 2026 to April 2027, but Falls Through Amid Declining 18-Year-Old Population and Other Factors“.

  • Tailgating Video Sparks Debate on 5ch: ‘The Victim Is Also to Blame’ Defense Divides Users

    When videos of aggressive tailgating circulate online, some comments defend the offender by claiming “the person being tailgated is partly to blame too.” In a thread on 5ch’s “Live News (Anything Goes)” board, users clashed over why this kind of defense keeps popping up. The discussion tangled together criticism of the dangerous driving itself with gripes about slow drivers and sudden lane changes that provoke road rage in the first place.

    (。´・ω・)?

    Source: youtube.com / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 20, 2026 11:35
    It's fun watching everyone get riled up and fire back
    5AnonymousAug 20, 2026 11:36
    Re: #3
    So this is what the mindset of a 'NanG' (regular of 5ch's Anything Goes board) looks like
    89AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:16
    Re: #3
    They just want attention. Same with the guys posting inflammatory replies — anyone playing devil's advocate for zero money is just lonely
    8AnonymousAug 20, 2026 11:38
    An average Joe who wants to believe 'I'm capable of seeing nuance too — my perspective is above you people who only bash the obviously guilty party'
    11AnonymousAug 20, 2026 11:40
    Re: #8
    At the end of the day it's just a binary — the other guy's either at fault or not — so it's not even that deep a perspective
    13AnonymousAug 20, 2026 11:41
    Re: #8
    That's a brutal case of needing validation
    22AnonymousAug 20, 2026 11:46
    No matter how someone's driving, it's never a reason to tailgate them
    But for some reason those guys think it's a driver's duty to air their grievances, lecture people, and set them straight
    29AnonymousAug 20, 2026 11:49
    Re: #22
    Aren't you doing the exact same thing right now, though
    24AnonymousAug 20, 2026 11:47
    The people who get tailgated are usually either road-rage types who lose it or painfully slow drivers
    And out of the tens of thousands of cars on the road, if a tailgater bothers to fixate on one specific car, there's usually a reason
    25AnonymousAug 20, 2026 11:47
    Ah, the kei-car-with-a-white-plate type (a compact 'light car' — normally has a yellow plate, so a white one stands out)
    34AnonymousAug 20, 2026 11:51
    Re: #25
    What's the significance of a kei car having a white plate?
    37AnonymousAug 20, 2026 11:52
    Re: #34
    I don't think they mean a white-plate registration — probably a regional 'local pride' plate (gotouchi number), no?
    26AnonymousAug 20, 2026 11:47
    You should know that there's such a thing as 'driving that invites tailgating' too
    30AnonymousAug 20, 2026 11:49
    If you crawl along in the right lane on the highway, getting tailgated is on you
    I bet those people are slow and do-things-at-their-own-pace in real life too
    33AnonymousAug 20, 2026 11:51
    Re: #30
    Just pass them cleanly on the left
    Sure, technically that's not allowed, but it beats stewing in stress forever or tailgating them
    125AnonymousAug 20, 2026 13:00
    Re: #30
    Getting irritated at a slowpoke like that is a waste of energy, just blow past them already
    36AnonymousAug 20, 2026 11:52
    Re: #33
    Those types swerve into the left lane the instant you try to move there
    41AnonymousAug 20, 2026 11:53
    Re: #36
    And that's the opening bell of the match lol
    43AnonymousAug 20, 2026 11:55
    Re: #29
    I don't even bother with idiots who can't tell the difference between driving and everything else
    51AnonymousAug 20, 2026 11:57
    Re: #43
    Thanks for the reply
    46AnonymousAug 20, 2026 11:56
    Well, with bullying, workplace harassment, crime —
    in most cases there's some cause on the victim's side too
    Not fault, but a cause
    83AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:13
    Re: #46
    Yeah, that's fair

    Not bad, not responsible
    But there's often a cause
    90AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:19
    Re: #46
    Re: #83
    It'd be more accurate to call it a 'trigger for tailgating' than a 'cause of being tailgated'
    49AnonymousAug 20, 2026 11:56
    There's an intersection where the light goes red-plus-straight-arrow → green, but the green only lasts about 5 seconds
    If some car crawls through its right turn and only 3 cars manage to get through, I lose it and want to tailgate them
    And of course it's exactly those intersections where it takes forever for the light to turn green again
    54AnonymousAug 20, 2026 11:57
    Re: #49
    Are you really in that much of a hurry?
    I just don't get that mindset
    50AnonymousAug 20, 2026 11:56
    If they simply required an IQ test and made a college degree the minimum to get a license,
    tailgating and accidents would probably vanish from the world
    55AnonymousAug 20, 2026 11:58
    Re: #50
    No way that would actually happen
    57AnonymousAug 20, 2026 11:58
    Re: #50
    Guys who naturally assume 'I'm the exception' like this are usually the ones doing the tailgating
    64AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:03
    When someone tailgates me, I let them pass and then tailgate the hell out of them right back
    I go all-in on it to set the world straight and make them regret it
    68AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:07
    Re: #64
    Don't give me some childish excuse like that
    117AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:55
    Tailgater: "Hurry up already, idiot!"
    Tailgated: "No, an ambulance was coming through"
    Tailgater: "Shut up, just ignore it!"

    The logic there is beyond comprehension
    126AnonymousAug 20, 2026 13:01
    Re: #117
    Reality:
    😡 "Hurry up already!"
    🤤 "…(can't hear you)"
    😡 "At least pull over to the side!"
    🤤 "…"
    119AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:56
    Anyone who gets irritated by someone driving around the speed limit has some kind of problem
    If you want to go that fast, buy yourself a private jet
    122AnonymousAug 20, 2026 12:58
    Re: #119
    Honestly, there are constantly cars getting caught doing insane speeds

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Anything Goes board) thread “[Seven Mysteries] What’s the deal with the morons who keep defending tailgating videos with ‘the victim’s at fault too’?