Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Iguchi Japan Unveils Roster — 5ch Reacts: “Is This a Farm Team?”

    The national team roster under manager Tadahito Iguchi was announced, and reactions poured in on 5ch’s “Nandemo Jikkyo G” board. With relatively obscure names like Taguchi as batting coach and Kurano as pitching coach, comments like “Is this a farm team?” started popping up, and questions flew about why Tatsumi was picked for the over-age slot instead of Watarai or Shuto. Alongside complaints about how many low-profile players made the cut, posters also got into the weeds debating the projected starting lineup — turning the thread into a broader challenge of the national team’s whole selection policy.

    1AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:37
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    <Staff>
    Manager: Tadahito Iguchi
    8AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:44
    Who the hell is Shindo?
    Is he really a better pick than Ishii?
    9AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:44
    Batting coach: Taguchi lmaooooooooooo
    Pitching coach: Kurano lmaooooooooooo
    Battery coach: Murata lmaooooooooooo
    Outfield coach: Kawada lmaooooooooooo

    Is this a farm team?
    10AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:45
    The outfield crew lolololol
    11AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:46
    This "not-really-the-real-squad, basically a youth team" thing
    Stop copying soccer's playbook.
    14AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:46
    Those two Chunichi Dragons guys ("Chuni-Dora") have been grinding nonstop with the WBC too — let them rest already…
    33AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:59
    Re: #14
    They're not in the postseason, so it's fine.
    15AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:47
    Nakajima's not coming?
    I wanted to sing his cheer song…
    18AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:49
    I'd rather Kanamaru and Takahashi just do a normal training camp
    Also, Yoshida really needs some rest.
    21AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:50
    Re: #19
    That's Saraba Seishun no Hikari (a comedy duo)
    And the manager's Westland (another comedy duo)
    24AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:51
    Don't put guys who are currently active coaches on this
    They've got enough on their plates.
    25AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:51
    Weren't Kanamaru and Hiroto supposedly not even at Samurai Japan level?
    27AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:53
    With this lineup, the stadium's gonna be empty, no joke.
    29AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:55
    The roster's so weak it's sad
    Japan's future looks bleak.
    31AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:57
    Do we even need the over-age slot?
    With this lineup, couldn't they just use a young guy at the same position instead?
    41AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:03
    Last time's squad looked way stronger
    50AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:09
    Re: #41
    Two of those guys ended up getting released.
    52AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:09
    Guess the Giants' Urata and some other infielders got cut.
    53AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:12
    Re: #52
    He's injured, so it's a no-go.
    55AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:13
    They used the over-age slot on Tatsumi, of all people?
    57AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:14
    Re: #55
    Shuto probably turned them down.
    59AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:15
    Re: #57
    Then they could've just gone with Isobata
    He's not exactly in a position to say no.
    103AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:09
    Re: #57
    Teams still alive in the Climax Series or Japan Series aren't going to hand over their vets and regulars
    For a national team game at this time of year, just pull guys from the garbage B-Class teams.
    64AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:24
    Why's Hanshin ("Chin-san") getting snubbed?
    68AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:29
    Re: #64
    Does Hanshin even have a decent young guy who's 24 or under and still in his first three pro years?
    Kudo's about the only one, but the team would probably say no anyway.
    76AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:34
    1B: Masaki
    2B: Shoji
    3B: Sasaki
    SS: Yamagata
    RF: Watarai
    CF: Nishikawa
    LF: Watanabe
    DH: Yamaguchi
    Something like that?
    79AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:40
    Re: #76
    Yamagata batting cleanup? What's that about?
    80AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:40
    Well, never mind Maekawa
    There don't seem to be many lefty batters, so I think they could've added someone like Takatera
    Though honestly, getting worked hard at fall camp is probably good for him
    More importantly, who's playing third — "Hata-chan" or "Sei-yan" (fan nicknames for two candidates)?
    And if Watarai's out there in the field, isn't the bigger question whether Yamaguchi or Masaki should be in the outfield?
    85AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:44
    Re: #80
    Watarai's UZR in left field is the best in the Central League.
    83AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:42
    Re: #79
    It's just listed by position.
    84AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:44
    Re: #83
    If it's in position order, left and right are backwards, dude.
    86AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:45
    Re: #84
    Don't sweat small stuff like that.
    87AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:45
    Re: #84
    You lose this one
    Normally you'd just figure it's still position order even with left and right flipped.
    99AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:06
    I'm a decent baseball fan and the only guys I barely recognize are Tatsumi and Watarai
    Seriously, who even are these guys.
    112AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:12
    Re: #99
    You don't even know Masaki, lol — and it's not that Tatsumi (辰巳), it's a different-kanji Tatsumi (辰見). Are you a soccer fan instead, lol?
    106AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:10
    The only one I recognize is Takahashi Hiroto.
    108AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:11
    Re: #106
    That's basically "not interested in baseball" territory.

    Background and Key Points

    The “OA slot” is short for “over-age slot,” a system best known from soccer’s Olympic squads that lets age-restricted national teams add a limited number of older players as an exception. In recent years it’s also been adopted by baseball national teams built mainly around young players. What split the thread was whether this slot even needed to be used at all, and whether Tatsumi was a reasonable pick for it — some speculated that Shuto or Isobata had turned the spot down, but none of that goes beyond unsubstantiated guesswork. The barrage of “lol”s aimed at the batting and pitching coaches’ names wasn’t a comment on their ability — it was just poking fun at how similar their names sounded — and it’s easy to misread that as genuine criticism of their coaching.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “Iguchi Japan Announces Roster lolololololololol.”

  • OCHA NORMA, Nakajima Saki Set for Shinjuku Gyoen Event — 5ch Fans: ‘Lineup’s Way Too Thin’

    The environmental event “GTF Green Challenge Day 2026” has been announced for November 7–8, 2026, at Shinjuku Gyoen, with OCHA NORMA, Nakajima Saki, Morito Chisaki, and Koseki Mai confirmed as performers. Taking part itself is free, but visitors must pay the Shinjuku Gyoen garden admission fee separately. On 5ch’s Hello! Project board, fans voiced confusion that what used to be a "reward event" where fans could mingle with trainees is now centered on veteran (OG) members, alongside complaints that this year’s date is a month earlier than usual and that the lineup feels underwhelming — with some also questioning why Morito and Koseki keep being paired together as a fixed set.

    1AnonymousOct 7, 2026 12:05
    Lineup Confirmed for 'GTF Green Challenge Day 2026 in Shinjuku Gyoen'!
    3AnonymousOct 7, 2026 12:06
    Event Dates
    Saturday, November 7 – Sunday, November 8, 2026

    Hours
    10:00 AM – 4:00 PM
    Shinjuku Gyoen gates open at 9:00 AM
    *Held rain or shine; cancelled only in severe weather

    Venue
    Shinjuku Gyoen National Garden – Landscape Garden & Formal Garden area (11 Naitomachi, Shinjuku-ku, Tokyo)

    Performers
    Sat. the 7th: Joujou Gundan / Nakajima Saki
    Sun. the 8th: Hayashi Maya / Joujou Gundan / Morito Chisaki / Koseki Mai / OCHA NORMA
    *Performers subject to change without notice.

    Participation
    Free (Shinjuku Gyoen garden admission must be paid separately at the gate)
    *Garden admission: Adults ¥500, ages 65+ & students (high school and up) ¥250, junior high and under free

    Inquiries
    Please contact the GTF Secretariat via the inquiry form.
    6AnonymousOct 7, 2026 12:09
    Speak of Ozecchi (Koseki Mai's nickname) and 'Deca-bo' comes to mind (Japan's catchy decarbonization-campaign buzzword she's tied to).
    7AnonymousOct 7, 2026 12:09
    Ozecchi's basically become everyone's go-to fill-in (lit. 'handyman') at this point, huh.
    8AnonymousOct 7, 2026 12:09
    The annual autumn SATOYAMA tradition
    10AnonymousOct 7, 2026 12:10
    Isn't this supposed to be trainee work? Why's OCHA NORMA being shoved in here
    11AnonymousOct 7, 2026 12:10
    That's pretty lame.
    12AnonymousOct 7, 2026 12:10
    Well, guess I have no choice but to go!
    14AnonymousOct 7, 2026 12:11
    Wish they'd do a SATOYAMA event in autumn too.
    15AnonymousOct 7, 2026 12:11
    I went back when Rosy (member nickname) was still in the trainee unit —
    it's fun if the weather's nice.
    17AnonymousOct 7, 2026 12:15
    Got stuff to do in Ikebukuro on Sunday —
    guess I'll swing by the garden for the last couple hours.
    18AnonymousOct 7, 2026 12:15
    A month earlier than usual, huh.
    19AnonymousOct 7, 2026 12:17
    (ノ∀`) It shouldn't be Ocha(-NORMA) here — this is the kind of event where Yoshida and Hattori ought to be leading the charge, with everyone trooping in behind them.
    20AnonymousOct 7, 2026 12:22
    Morito Chisaki / Koseki Mai / OCHA NORMA confirmed for 'GTF Green Challenge Day 2025 in Shinjuku Gyoen'!
    https://kizuna.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/morningcoffee/1759298429/
    21AnonymousOct 7, 2026 12:22
    Oh, no Hello! Project trainees this time?
    Guess I don't need to go then.
    22AnonymousOct 7, 2026 12:23
    If I actually knew Ozecchi in person I'd love to have some flirty fun (kyaa-kyaa-ufufu, slang for giggly cuteness), but that's never happening for me.
    23AnonymousOct 7, 2026 12:26
    https://gtfweb.com/gcd2026/_src/21883355/gcd2026-_flyer_2026_01.jpg
    24AnonymousOct 7, 2026 12:26
    I want the full Hayashi Maya treatment (lit. 'baptism').
    25AnonymousOct 7, 2026 12:27
    Oh, Booska's (member nickname) gonna be there huh
    Hmm…
    26AnonymousOct 7, 2026 12:28
    Go have some face time with nksk (Nakajima Saki's online nickname) then.
    27AnonymousOct 7, 2026 12:29
    Going Solo to GTF Green Challenge Day 2025 in Shinjuku Gyoen [Shinjuku Gyoen Landscape Garden, Nov 1–2]
    https://kizuna.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/morningcoffee/1761855710/
    28AnonymousOct 7, 2026 12:30
    So Morito's a TV talent now, not an idol?
    29AnonymousOct 7, 2026 12:31
    Quit lazily bundling Morito and Koseki together as a set deal.
    30AnonymousOct 7, 2026 12:33
    Put Chii-chan (Morito Chisaki's nickname) on TV already.
    32AnonymousOct 7, 2026 12:39
    The lineup's way too thin.
    Doubt this'll pull a crowd.
    34AnonymousOct 7, 2026 12:40
    Autumn's never really the serious one anyway.
    35AnonymousOct 7, 2026 12:41
    Nakajima Saki, 32
    Still belongs to no one.
    44AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:06
    Re: #35
    1993/04/10 Miyazawa Marin (33)
    1993/05/31 Yagi Saki (33)
    1993/06/12 Goto Yuki (33)
    1993/06/15 Arihara Kanna (33)
    1993/07/24 Okada Marina (33)
    1993/08/03 Kumai Yurina (33)
    1993/08/28 Yamazaki Aoi (33)
    1993/10/12 Mori Saki (32)
    1994/02/05 Nakajima Saki (32)
    38AnonymousOct 7, 2026 12:42
    Cross-unit projects like that
    are always tough to get everyone back together for later on.
    39AnonymousOct 7, 2026 12:47
    I figured Aoka-chan (member nickname) would be appearing,
    so I skipped signing up for Ocha's Kashiwa show on the 7th and Rosy's Shinjuku matinee on the 8th —
    total whiff on my prediction.
    41AnonymousOct 7, 2026 12:58
    Do Nakajima and Morito ever cross paths for work?
    50AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:38
    Honestly even just more nksk (Nakajima Saki) is fine — just add a handshake/meet-and-greet event already.
    51AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:38
    Wish nksk (Nakajima Saki) would just hurry up and find a happy marriage already.
    53AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:40
    Somebody just propose to Kyufu-chan (member nickname) already.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    “GTF Green Challenge Day” is an annual autumn event held at Shinjuku Gyoen centered on environmental conservation, and in recent years Hello! Project has stayed involved by having trainees and current members perform on a rotating, day-by-day basis. As pointed out in the thread, the 2026 event falls in November, about a month earlier than in past years. Opinions in the thread split between those who felt the lineup paled in comparison to the days when trainees took center stage, and debate over whether Morito Chisaki and Koseki Mai appearing together has become too much of a fixed pairing. It’s also worth noting that while taking part is free, the Shinjuku Gyoen garden admission fee (¥500 for adults, etc.) is required separately — a detail clearly stated in the official announcement but barely mentioned in the thread, making it an easy point to overlook.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “OCHA NORMA, Nakajima Saki, Morito Chisaki, Koseki Mai Confirmed for ‘GTF Green Challenge Day 2026 in Shinjuku Gyoen’!“.

  • NHK Drops Defendant Pianist Kyohei Sorita from School Music Contest — 5ch: “84 km/h Over on the Expressway, and They Show No Mercy?!”

    Pianist Kyohei Sorita (32) has been indicted without arrest on charges of violating traffic law (grossly exceeding the speed limit on the Shuto Expressway), and NHK has announced it is pulling him from the Oct. 12 broadcast of the “NHK School Music Contest” (Nコン). Sorita, who placed 2nd at the 2021 Chopin International Competition, drew mixed reactions from fans — some said “He was my favorite, so this is a shock,” while others argued “Someone facing criminal charges shouldn’t be performing.” On the forum thread, a clash broke out between those saying “It’s strange to drop him before a verdict is even reached” and those countering “Pulling someone once they’re indicted is standard practice for companies and broadcasters.”

    NHK Pulls Defendant Pianist Kyohei Sorita from School Music Contest (Kyodo News) – Yahoo! News

    Published: Wed, Oct 7, 1:43 PM

    On the 7th, NHK announced it is pulling pianist Kyohei Sorita (32), who has been indicted without arrest on charges of violating the Road Traffic Act, from the “NHK School Music Contest” broadcast scheduled for the 12th.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    6AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:12
    Time for a solo piano-and-vocals apology concert cum press conference, huh?
    8AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:14
    It's not like he went around kicking people just because it felt good… why…(´・ω・`) (riffing on a stock scandal-excuse meme)
    9AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:15
    This whole "National School Music Contest" thing just lets certain music teachers throw their weight around.
    For the sake of these teachers' reputations, music education for kids outside the choir club gets totally neglected.
    Not that I'd really know, though.
    10AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:15
    Did they nail him with pursuit-style radar measurement?
    Well, that's one expensive lesson learned.
    11AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:17
    What's gonna happen to this month's concert tour, huh? Isn't that his 10th debut anniversary tour?
    12AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:17
    There's no way a guy facing criminal charges should be allowed to perform.
    14AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:18
    If you wanna go fast, pay up and do it at an actual racetrack.
    Don't speed on public roads.
    17AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:19
    Is this guy really famous enough to be news?
    22AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:21
    Re: #17
    His 2nd place at the Chopin Competition ties Mitsuko Uchida's 1970 finish for the best-ever result by a Japanese pianist.
    20AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:20
    He was my favorite, so this is a real shock.
    21AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:21
    He was only 84 km/h over on the expressway… and they show no mercy!!
    27AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:23
    Hold on though, wasn't that "84 km/h over" thing already known about for a while now?
    29AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:25
    I mean, piano's already a field where AI outperforms humans anyway.
    30AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:26
    I wonder if his orchestra's gonna be okay.
    Can't help but worry about it.
    31AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:26
    Music college piano majors are full of people with zero common sense.
    They're just totally out of touch with reality.
    35AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:28
    Re: #31
    Actress Nao Matsushita: "Get me a lawyer."
    59AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:36
    Re: #31
    His Russian wife: "Yeah, isn't that right."
    32AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:27
    So what'd he actually do?
    Like illegally parked and then ignored the ticket or something?
    38AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:29
    Re: #32
    Speeding on the Shuto Expressway.
    His excuse: "I thought up to 100 km/h was fine."
    37AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:29
    If they'd at least announced this ahead of time, they could've made adjustments more smoothly.
    It's rough that the kids are the ones inconvenienced over an adult's scandal.
    44AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:32
    Re: #37
    Street pianist Harami-chan: "Oh, I heard they're looking for a judge."
    39AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:29
    > Defendant Kyohei Sorita (32)
    Guys with beards are never decent people, lol.
    40AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:29
    He's supposed to be presumed innocent until the verdict is finalized, though.
    52AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:34
    Re: #40
    It's a matter of trust, isn't it.
    61AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:38
    Re: #40
    Go read what I wrote in post #53.

    Japan is a "dark justice" country where getting indicted means you're almost 100% guaranteed to be convicted.
    That's just as internationally notorious as Japan's infamous "substitute prison" (daiyo kangoku) system.

    So the moment word got out that he'd been indicted and was headed to trial, he got pulled from every post he held.

    Both government agencies and private companies almost certainly have work rules to that effect — go look it up yourself sometime.
    41AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:30
    It'd be hilarious if the pianist had Eurobeat blasting in his car.
    43AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:32
    "♪ Yo! Yo! Hey, Sorita!
    Sorita, traffic-violator-ta, Yo!
    Kyohei Sorita, Kyo-Hey, violator-ta!
    Kyohei Shibata, Oh Yeah, regretta!
    Yo! Yo!…" (a rap parody playing on his name "Sorita," the word "ihan" [violation], and the similarly-named actor Kyohei Shibata)
    65AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:39
    What about his BMW endorsement gig?
    79AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:46
    Re: #65
    It's a Western company, from the birthplace of "compliance" culture.
    There's no way they don't terminate the contract.
    Especially since if BMW ends up with the image of "the car people drive when they want to break the law and speed," that hurts their brand image too.
    Wouldn't a damages claim even be on the table?
    74AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:42
    Something like 140 km/h gets you into this much trouble, huh.
    That's wild.
    75AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:43
    Re: #74
    Apparently the limit there was 60 km/h, so yeah, that's pretty bad.

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    Being “indicted without arrest” is a form of indictment that doesn’t involve arrest or detention, and Sorita is believed to have continued his normal life throughout the investigation. In criminal trials, the presumption of innocence applies until a verdict is finalized, but broadcasters often decide to pull a performer without waiting for a legal conviction, citing program credibility and compliance concerns. Opinions on the thread split between those saying “It’s strange to drop him before a verdict” and those saying “Holding off on public appearances once someone is indicted is the standard response.” Part of the backdrop here is that Sorita placed 2nd at the 2021 Chopin International Competition, and since the School Music Contest is an educational program covering choir and music activities at schools nationwide, performers’ social credibility tends to be weighted more heavily.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “NHK Pulls Defendant Kyohei Sorita from School Music Contest.”

  • Man Mistakes Deadly Aconite for Wild Greens, Briefly Loses Consciousness — 5ch: ‘Even Experts Struggle to Tell Them Apart’

    In Okazaki City, Aichi Prefecture, a man who cooked and ate wild “aconite” (torikabuto) he had picked himself briefly lost consciousness. There are reports that he may die of respiratory failure. Aconite is notoriously poisonous, yet it closely resembles edible wild greens like nirinso (wood anemone) and momijigasa (silverleaf), and when only leaves are present with no flowers, telling them apart is said to be difficult. On 5ch, opinions split between those suspecting suicide or a video stunt and those who saw it as a simple case of mistaken identity, with some also frustrated that the full circumstances hadn’t been revealed.

    CBC Television

    Tuesday, October 6, 2026, 3:16 PM

    In Okazaki City, Aichi Prefecture, a man who cooked and ate the wild plant “aconite” that he had picked himself briefly lost consciousness.

    Source: newsdig.tbs.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousOct 6, 2026 18:34
    What did he mistake it for? Was it even tasty?
    3AnonymousOct 6, 2026 18:46
    Probably suicide.
    Or maybe he was filming one of those "I ate aconite" videos lol
    8AnonymousOct 6, 2026 19:23
    Re: #3
    Can't think of any other explanation.
    4AnonymousOct 6, 2026 18:56
    This era's own Jin Kamiya.
    6AnonymousOct 6, 2026 19:05
    Did he think it was nirinso (wood anemone)?
    7AnonymousOct 6, 2026 19:07
    An amateur eating random grass growing nearby is just asking for trouble.
    9AnonymousOct 6, 2026 19:26
    Deathly delicious lol
    10AnonymousOct 6, 2026 19:50
    Maybe he mixed it up with nirinso?
    11AnonymousOct 6, 2026 20:24
    I know this'll sound dumb, but… "aconite" (torikabuto) kind of has a badass ring to it!
    12AnonymousOct 6, 2026 20:25
    Only someone who can tell this apart with total confidence gets to throw stones.
    ps://www.pharm.or.jp/flowers/item/torikabuto.jpg
    13AnonymousOct 6, 2026 20:28
    Re: #12
    Yuzan Umihara (the legendary food critic from the manga 'Oishinbo'): "I wouldn't pick either one — I can't tell them apart myself."
    15AnonymousOct 6, 2026 21:12
    I wonder if it actually tastes good?
    16AnonymousOct 6, 2026 21:26
    Anyone asking "what did he mistake it for" is completely missing the point.
    He wasn't choosing between two plants — he was just eating random wild greens without a second thought. He simply didn't think there'd be a poisonous one mixed in.
    17AnonymousOct 6, 2026 21:31
    Re: #16
    Apparently it's often mistaken for edible wild greens like nirinso and momijigasa.
    25AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:08
    Re: #16
    Who actually does that, besides someone filming a "I tried eating random wild greens I picked" video lol
    29AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:20
    Re: #16
    Most poisonings like this come from mixing it up with an edible wild green.
    The rare exception is when it's done on purpose — murder or suicide.
    18AnonymousOct 6, 2026 21:38
    Stories like this leave you unsatisfied if they don't report on why he actually ate it in the first place.
    19AnonymousOct 6, 2026 21:42
    20AnonymousOct 6, 2026 21:45
    Mugwort you can probably tell apart by smell more than by looks.
    21AnonymousOct 6, 2026 21:49
    Re: #20
    Though it's not the season for it.
    22AnonymousOct 6, 2026 21:50
    Saved by eating pufferfish poison! (maybe)
    23AnonymousOct 6, 2026 21:56
    Re: #22
    'Golden Kamuy' (reference to the manga/anime, where that trick is used)
    24AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:05
    He's not Hiroshi Hirasaka, is he? (the guy known for eating all sorts of wild things)
    26AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:11
    Guess he should've eaten some pufferfish along with it.
    30AnonymousOct 7, 2026 01:57
    Mushrooms and wild plants — amateurs really shouldn't mess with either one.
    31AnonymousOct 7, 2026 02:09
    Happens all the time — I mix 'em up and eat the wrong one too lol
    32AnonymousOct 7, 2026 07:49
    An article that leaves out the full story is second-rate journalism.
    34AnonymousOct 7, 2026 12:23
    Food poisonings like this are almost always from the late-60s-and-up crowd — the "generation that's shameless about food." If you're making an egg-simmered dish, just use the chives from the supermarket.
    35AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:34
    Did he smash the rice bowl and the hanging scroll too?
    36AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:01
    Re: #35
    That's the dried root — in small amounts it's used in herbal medicine, right?
    37AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:19
    Didn't expect aconite to even grow somewhere like that — must've been a damp spot.

    Apparently it's mistaken for nirinso; when there's no flower and just leaves, even experts reportedly have a hard time telling them apart.
    38AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:22
    Guess it grows across a surprisingly wide range of Japan — I thought it was pretty rare.
    39AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:23
    Re: #16
    People actually just eat random stuff like that?
    40AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:28
    I think it's the right call not to release the name of the town.
    42AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:44
    Didn't realize such a dangerous poisonous plant was just casually growing around there.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Aconite (torikabuto) is a poisonous plant that grows widely across Japan, containing the toxic compound aconitine, which depending on the amount ingested can cause respiratory failure or cardiac arrest. It closely resembles the edible wild greens nirinso and momijigasa, and in the period before flowering — when only leaves are present — even experts reportedly have a hard time telling them apart; similar accidental-poisoning cases are reported almost every year. In the thread, opinions were split between those who saw this incident as simple misidentification and those who suspected it might have been intentional, done for suicide or for a video. However, the article itself gives no details on the circumstances, so both views remain speculation. Some also saw the decision not to disclose the town’s name as a considerate measure to avoid identifying the individual. This incident is a fresh reminder of the dangers of casually picking and cooking plants found growing in the wild.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Science News+) thread “y—L“ÅA•¨z ¢ƒgƒŠƒJƒuƒg£‚ðH‚ׂ½’j«‚ªˆêŽžˆÓޝ•s–¾ Ž©•ª‚Å“E‚ñ‚Åg—‘‚Æ‚¶h‚Éc ŒÄ‹z•s‘S‚ÅŽ€–S‚·‚é‹°‚ê‚à [’©ˆê‚©‚ç•“X‚܂ŃӚ].”

  • Komeda Coffee to Launch Okonomiyaki Burger in Collab with Chibo — 5ch Thread Dedicates It ‘To the Boss’

    In “Sales Discussion #21924,” the ongoing chat thread on 5ch’s Hello! Project board, things kicked off with some light trolling — if you live in Osaka, you’d better post pics of Tsutenkaku Tower or Dotonbori. From there the conversation spread out to cover food reviews, TV shows, and idol news. One item that caught everyone’s eye: an announcement that Komeda Coffee is teaming up with the okonomiyaki chain Chibo to release a limited-quantity “Okonomiyaki Burger” starting October 14, 2026. News also broke that voice actress Inori Minase would appear as a guest on a Nogizaka46 radio program, and posters kept the thread going with whatever images and comments struck their fancy.

    1AnonymousOct 5, 2026 21:11
    Nope
    5AnonymousOct 5, 2026 21:15
    It's Non (-res — this poster's trademark tic of tacking "-res" onto sentences instead of "desu")
    6AnonymousOct 5, 2026 21:16
    Re: #5
    About pH 1.3, I'd say -res
    84AnonymousOct 5, 2026 22:24
    What'd you think?
    https://livedoor.blogimg.jp/nizigami/imgs/5/7/572b9d47.gif
    85AnonymousOct 5, 2026 22:24
    Houdou Station (a TV Asahi news program) is in a league of its own, huh -res
    95AnonymousOct 5, 2026 22:29
    101AnonymousOct 5, 2026 22:50
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HT3RNeXaMAAcAuv.jpg
    102AnonymousOct 5, 2026 22:52
    Is this it -res?
    https://news.mynavi.jp/article/20250215-3128445/images/019.jpg
    127AnonymousOct 6, 2026 00:03
    It's Non—resy? (typo for "-res")
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HTxnEK3a4AASjjz.jpg
    129AnonymousOct 6, 2026 00:28
    Finally, the Inorin x Nogizaka crossover is happening -res

    [Official] Nogizaka46 Nagashima Rion & Yada Moeka's Rekomen! @reco_monday
    #Nogizaka46 Nagashima Rion & Yada Moeka's Rekomen!

    For Special Week, Monday 10/19 is
    #YadaMoeka's turn to host ✨

    Her guest is voice actress #InoriMinase 🎉

    Face to face with a voice actress she admires,
    what's going to happen to Yada-chan…?
    Make sure to tune in 📻

    #BunkaHousou #Rekomen
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HT3sUOFaQAA-h8n.jpg
    137AnonymousOct 6, 2026 00:56


    Inori Minase's coming on Rekomen
    155AnonymousOct 6, 2026 02:32
    It's Non -res
    182AnonymousOct 6, 2026 06:32
    Is this the Boss (nickname for a thread regular)?
    183AnonymousOct 6, 2026 06:35
    Is this the Boss?
    192AnonymousOct 6, 2026 07:17
    Is this Inorin (voice actress Inori Minase's nickname)?
    204AnonymousOct 6, 2026 07:54
    Morning, Boss~
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HT3-Wu0aoAAgjhe.jpg:orig
    210AnonymousOct 6, 2026 08:04
    Re: #204
    Madre mía (Spanish for "oh my") 💖😍😘
    229AnonymousOct 6, 2026 08:54
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HTbT_NqbEAAGUUj.jpg:orig
    230AnonymousOct 6, 2026 08:56
    251AnonymousOct 6, 2026 11:01
    Got hooked on Kumamoto's Fundodai soy sauce because
    this soy sauce — with its refined sweetness from wasanbon sugar —
    pairs insanely well with eggs, especially yolks.
    Tamago kake gohan (rice topped with raw egg)
    Soy-marinated egg yolks
    Soft-boiled eggs and the like — can't eat 'em without this stuff
    306AnonymousOct 6, 2026 14:19
    337AnonymousOct 6, 2026 16:54
    Bought this at 7-Eleven -res. Every now and then they've got something with insane bang for your buck -res
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HTrS-HMbMAAO6rV.jpg
    381AnonymousOct 6, 2026 18:37
    Picked up the new croquette at Lawson -res. Tastier than I expected -res, definitely getting it again -res
    398AnonymousOct 6, 2026 19:14
    To the Boss

    [UtaCon] "Special Feature: The Legendary Show 'Let's Go Young'"

    [NHK General] Tuesday, October 6, 7:57–8:42 PM

    ◆ Packed with rare footage of Seiko Matsuda, Hideki Saijo, Kenji Sawada, Hiromi Iwasaki, Yoshie Kashiwabara, Koji Kikkawa, Amin, The Alfee, Yu Hayami, Checkers, CCB, Yuki Saito, Minako Honda, and Yoko Oginome, among others
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HT6mXO9bIAAphZj.jpg:orig
    489AnonymousOct 6, 2026 20:31
    Not really a quiz, Minister (nickname for another regular poster) here, but I got swept up in an online trend and ended up buying three kinds of sweet soy sauce — what should I use each one on to get the best out of it?
    534AnonymousOct 6, 2026 20:55
    Left → new Schau Essen (sausage brand)
    Right → old Schau Essen

    619AnonymousOct 6, 2026 21:49
    Daijin (stylized spelling of "Minister")
    @DTdaijin
    So, here's the unboxing ceremony ^^
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HT8YNvib0AAsTxn.jpg
    622AnonymousOct 6, 2026 21:49
    Daijin
    @DTdaijin
    The mega jacket (oversized CD cover art) is here! ^^
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HT8WXtcbkAAByE0.jpg
    682AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:54
    To the Boss

    Komeda Coffee @KomedaOfficial
    Komeda's very first Okonomiyaki Burger has arrived!
    Our first-ever collab with okonomiyaki specialist "Chibo"!
    The "Okonomiyaki Burger" goes on sale in limited quantities starting Wednesday, October 14, 2026
    Details here👇
    https://www.komeda.co.jp/news/detail.html?cat=2&article=19470750
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HT7WsC0bgAAj_w4.jpg:orig
    877AnonymousOct 7, 2026 11:10
    https://livedoor.blogimg.jp/mashlife/imgs/0/f/0fda7b2a.jpg
    Who's this actress once hailed as a "Kokumin-teki Bishoujo" (a "nationally beloved beauty," a title tied to a famous talent contest)?

    Background and Talking Points

    This thread is the 21,924th installment of “Sales Discussion,” an ongoing freeform chat series on 5ch’s Hello! Project board, where a culture has taken root of regulars posting images and updates on whatever’s on their mind rather than sticking to one topic. The nicknames “Taishou” (“the Boss”) and “Daijin” (“the Minister”) that keep popping up refer to well-known regular posters in the thread — not obvious to first-time readers. The Komeda Coffee x Chibo collab item mentioned is quoted from an official account announcement, with limited-quantity sales said to start October 14, 2026. The news about Inori Minase’s appearance on Nogizaka46’s radio show is likewise based on an official program announcement. Note that early in the thread there was a post naming a specific individual and alleging a connection to past threatening posts; since this claim is unsubstantiated and could identify that individual, it has not been included in this article.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “š‘åã‚ÉZ‚ñ‚Å‚¢‚é‚È‚ç“úX’Ê“VŠt‚⓹“Ú–x‚̉摜‚ðã‚°‚é‚Í‚¸‚¾ ”„ã‹c˜_21924š.”

  • Kazushige Nagashima Admits ‘Not a Single Day Without Pain’ — 5ch Reacts: ‘Wait, He’s Already 60?!’

    Former pro baseball player and TV personality Kazushige Nagashima (60) revealed on the October 6 broadcast of “Odoru! Sanma Gotten!!” that “there isn’t a single day I’m not in pain.” He said that on top of presbyopia, he also suffers from night blindness, and that his hip pain is the toughest to deal with — comments that sparked discussion on 5ch’s Entertainment/Sports Breaking News+ board. In the thread, some reacted with “Wow, he’s already 60,” really feeling the weight of his age, while others floated a theory that steroids caused his hip pain — though this was met with pushback claiming he “was just born with a shallow hip socket.” The conversation gradually expanded to include tales of tinnitus and sudden sensorineural hearing loss from habitual earbud use.

    Kazushige Nagashima: “Not a Single Day Without Pain” — Opens Up About Health Issues: “Presbyopia, Plus Night Blindness,” “Hip Pain Is the Worst”

    Former pro baseball player and TV personality Kazushige Nagashima (60) appeared on Nippon TV’s “Odoru! Sanma Gotten!!” (Tuesdays, 8 PM) on the 6th, where he opened up about his physical ailments.

    The episode was themed “Celebrities Whose Health Takes a Quick Turn for the Worse: Secret Body Woes Special,” with Angirls, Harisenbon, and others also sharing their own concerns.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousOct 7, 2026 10:32
    I get it if we're talking about someone like Akahoshi, but Ichimo barely even played in games, did he?
    96AnonymousOct 7, 2026 11:45
    Re: #2
    He did karate, so it's probably from that.
    3AnonymousOct 7, 2026 10:33
    The world has a word for that: getting old!
    84AnonymousOct 7, 2026 11:32
    Re: #3
    Already 60, damn.
    The draft days were such a huge deal.
    We're all bald and saggy now too.
    4AnonymousOct 7, 2026 10:34
    This guy admitted he used steroids back when he was active — wonder if that's related.
    6AnonymousOct 7, 2026 10:35
    Young people probably know Ichimo is Shigeo's son, but have no clue he used to be a pro baseball player himself.
    9AnonymousOct 7, 2026 10:37
    'Night blindness' — now there's a word you don't hear much these days.
    He's a modern guy, so it's probably not a vitamin A deficiency — more likely genetic.
    10AnonymousOct 7, 2026 10:39
    There's almost nothing in this world less important than Ichimo's health.
    11AnonymousOct 7, 2026 10:41
    Same here, for the past few years something on my body is always hurting.
    My leg pain settles down, then my stomach starts hurting.
    That settles down, then my chest starts hurting.
    Then that settles down and my jaw starts hurting — an endless loop.
    14AnonymousOct 7, 2026 10:41
    I get the impression his organs are tough though, I wonder how that's holding up.
    16AnonymousOct 7, 2026 10:43
    People these days really do look younger.

    Shigeo Nagashima on his 60th birthday, February 1996
    https://www.sanspo.com/article/20210227-356IHUQWRJKVTNNHWT2ZKOXHJ4/
    45AnonymousOct 7, 2026 11:01
    Re: #16
    Masahiro Motoki, ex-member of idol group Shibugakitai, is 60 and looks like that — unbelievable.
    17AnonymousOct 7, 2026 10:44
    Didn't he say that after his hip surgery the pain went away and he could walk like crazy again?

    Guess a full recovery wasn't in the cards?
    87AnonymousOct 7, 2026 11:35
    Re: #17
    Right, so after that the next worst pain moved to his lower back.
    18AnonymousOct 7, 2026 10:45
    Can't become a pro without pushing your body to the limit.
    19AnonymousOct 7, 2026 10:45
    How come he's got a full head of hair even though he's Shigeo Nagashima's son?
    36AnonymousOct 7, 2026 10:55
    Re: #19
    Ichiro's got a full head of hair too, right?
    58AnonymousOct 7, 2026 11:07
    Re: #19
    Whether you go bald depends more on your mother's side of the genes.
    21AnonymousOct 7, 2026 10:47
    They aired his joint replacement surgery on TV.
    Looked like major surgery, but I guess you can walk again pretty quickly after.
    40AnonymousOct 7, 2026 10:56
    Re: #21
    If you don't move it, the wound heals up with adhesions forming all over, so you have to get moving right away.
    You heal while moving.
    22AnonymousOct 7, 2026 10:47
    So even money can't buy you health…
    23AnonymousOct 7, 2026 10:47
    That's just how it is once you're past 50.
    I don't have a single day where I feel 100% either.
    33AnonymousOct 7, 2026 10:55
    Re: #23
    Dunno if it's true, but he says it's been like that since he was 10.
    25AnonymousOct 7, 2026 10:49
    Tinnitus at 40 is rough.
    If you use earbuds every day, it'll catch up to you sooner than you think.
    42AnonymousOct 7, 2026 10:57
    Re: #25
    Same, ever since I got sudden hearing loss the tinnitus never stops.
    46AnonymousOct 7, 2026 11:02
    Re: #25
    At my workplace, three people quit over sudden hearing loss within a year and a half.
    HR sent out a notice telling everyone to cut back on earbud use as much as possible.
    69AnonymousOct 7, 2026 11:13
    Re: #25
    Yeah, earbuds really do cause problems like that.
    28AnonymousOct 7, 2026 10:51
    Re: #1
    It's probably a mansion or a fancy condo, so the dining table lighting's some dim orange-ish bulb lol

    Just switch it to a daylight-white LED already.
    53AnonymousOct 7, 2026 11:05
    Re: #28
    If he lives somewhere nice, these days it's probably the kind where you can switch between both with one button.
    62AnonymousOct 7, 2026 11:09
    Re: #57
    We do have something like a call center, but the people who quit were all from unrelated departments.
    Still, they were always wearing earbuds playing mobile games before shifts and during breaks.
    67AnonymousOct 7, 2026 11:12
    Re: #62
    It happens even when it's not literally around the clock, huh.
    79AnonymousOct 7, 2026 11:27
    Seems like a lot of people who played sports hard end up like this.
    Joints really are a consumable part.
    86AnonymousOct 7, 2026 11:33
    Re: #79
    But he says it's been since he was 10.
    101AnonymousOct 7, 2026 11:51
    He never made it big, but he's still an athlete — probably had absurdly high output even as a kid.
    105AnonymousOct 7, 2026 11:53
    Re: #101
    A Giants coach back then said that in terms of raw talent alone, Ichimo was number one.
    Though he also said Ichimo was no good as a player because he hated practicing and wouldn't listen to anyone.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Nagashima has spoken about his hip pain before, and it’s well known that he underwent joint replacement surgery. The thread’s “steroids caused it” theory is on shaky ground — the main cause of hip osteoarthritis is typically congenital skeletal factors (such as acetabular dysplasia), and indeed some replies pushed back on it. Night blindness is more often genetic than caused by nutritional deficiency, and with modern diets, nutrition-related cases are rare. The conversation also wandered into linking habitual earbud use with sudden sensorineural hearing loss — worth noting that medicine hasn’t firmly established that causal link, and individual workplace anecdotes don’t necessarily generalize. The remark that “if it came down to talent alone, Ichimo was number one,” attributed to a Giants coach, is an anecdote that’s been quoted before, and it resurfaced again in this thread.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Entertainment/Sports Breaking News+) thread “[Celebrity] Kazushige Nagashima: “Not a Single Day Without Pain” — Opens Up About Health Issues: “Presbyopia, Plus Night Blindness,” “Hip Pain Is the Worst”.”

  • Tsubaki Factory’s Yui Kawanishi Lands Drama Role & Theme Song — 5ch: “That’s Actually Pretty Big”

    It’s been announced that Tsubaki Factory’s Yui Kawanishi will appear in the drama “Nidaime! Ramen D: Date Ippei” (8 episodes total), set to air on Nittele Plus in December, playing the role of Haruka Miyoshi. Fellow Tsubaki Factory members Ami Tanimoto and Mizuho Ono will also make guest appearances, and the theme song will be Tsubaki Factory’s new single “Ai = Un + En + On” (“Love = Luck + Bond + Gratitude”). On the thread, alongside comments celebrating the casting news, discussion centered on the fact that the lead actor is a young wrestler from All Japan Pro Wrestling, and that since the broadcast airs on the CS (satellite) channel Nittele Plus, viewing options are limited.

    1AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:01
    📢 BIG ANNOUNCEMENT‼
    #TsubakiFactory's #YuiKawanishi
    has been cast in "Nidaime! Ramen D: Date Ippei"! 🍜✨
    6AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:03
    Tsubaki Factory
    @tsubakifac_uf
    📢 BIG ANNOUNCEMENT‼

    #TsubakiFactory's #YuiKawanishi
    has been cast in "Nidaime! Ramen D: Date Ippei"! 🍜✨
    She'll play the role of Haruka Miyoshi 🎀

    And there's more!!
    #AmiTanimoto and #MizuhoOno will also make guest appearances 💜💚

    Plus!!!
    The drama's theme song has been decided — Tsubaki Factory's "Ai = Un + En + On"‼🫶

    Airing on Nittele Plus starting in December ❄ Stay tuned!

    🍜Show homepage🍜
    https://www.nitteleplus.com/program/ramenD2/

    #tsubaki_factory #aiunenon
    1:00 PM · October 7, 2026
    https://x.com/tsubakifac_uf/status/2107682572990095596
    tps://pbs.twimg.com/media/HT_7ihtbkAAwNPq.jpg:orig
    tps://pbs.twimg.com/media/HT_7mHhbsAAm02M.jpg:orig
    tps://pbs.twimg.com/media/HT_7qwIbwAAGudo.jpg:orig
    11AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:04
    Re: #6
    Is Omizu (nickname for Mizuho Ono) the cutest one?!
    7AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:03
    Nidaime! Ramen D: Date Ippei
    Airing December
    Drama

    Synopsis
    Ippei Date is a young TV director who entered the industry idolizing the legendary director known as "Ramen D," Kunimitsu Matsudaira.
    Determined to revive the once-popular but now-struggling segment "Ramen Investigation Squad," he throws himself onto the front lines of reporting.
    Traveling to ramen shops across the country, he meets shop owners and fellow travelers, encountering the passionate dedication of people who have staked their lives on ramen — a hot-blooded foodie drama about both the show's and his own growth.
    (8 episodes total)
    8AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:03
    "Nidaime! Ramen D: Date Ippei" Broadcast Confirmed! | Announcement
    2026/08/03 — The broadcast of "Nidaime! Ramen D: Date Ippei" has been confirmed! Broadcast schedule: TV premiere set to begin airing in December 2026.
    https://www.nitteleplus.com/info/fmhkbcoi0yl0ohu5.html
    17AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:05
    Can you watch Nittele Plus for free, though?
    23AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:08
    Re: #17
    It's a basic channel, so you can watch it with SKY PerfecTV! or a basic cable TV plan
    19AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:06
    Wait, the lead is a pro wrestler?
    38AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:12
    Re: #19
    He's a rising-ace candidate from All Japan Pro Wrestling
    Got popular from a dating reality show
    20AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:06
    Is it even okay to be excited about a CS (satellite channel) drama?
    27AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:09
    Re: #20
    People who can't watch pay channels
    can't come hate on it
    good news
    24AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:09
    From last year, maybe?
    https://www.nitteleplus.com/program/ramenD_season1/
    https://www.nitteleplus.com/program/ramenD_season2/
    Looks like the lead back then was from a Johnny's (talent agency) group that had a member arrested
    36AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:11
    Re: #24
    Why didn't they tie that in

    >The ramen that mania Koike develops over the course of the show actually gets released in real life — a super ramen drama you can keep enjoying even after watching!
    28AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:10
    So THIS is why Tsubaki's schedule has been so empty since October?
    31AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:10
    Re: #28
    It's always empty, that's nothing new
    29AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:10
    Whoa, seriously?
    Landing a drama role plus the theme song is actually pretty huge, isn't it
    34AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:11
    Re: #29
    It's some nobody-watches-it BS (satellite TV) cheapo drama
    47AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:14
    Still no drama announcement for Marin?
    52AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:17
    Re: #47
    She's got such an asadora (NHK morning drama) face though, lol
    48AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:15
    Still, when's the last time a Hello! Project member landed a proper lead-level drama role?
    50AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:15
    Re: #48
    Hirai did something
    not sure what kind of role though
    53AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:17
    Re: #48
    [Breaking] BEYOOOOONDS' Mio Hirai's starring drama "Don't Try Too Hard" confirmed to air on the Nihon Eiga Senmon Channel on Friday, August 7!
    https://kizuna.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/morningcoffee/1781486929/1

    1 Anonymous Recruiting… 2026/06/15 (Mon) 10:28:49.24 0
    Nihon Eiga Senmon Channel
    @nihoneiga
    📢 Revealed today

    #MioHirai (#BEYOOOOONDS) stars in
    an original drama co-starring #KoTakano

    ☀#GanbatteGanbaranai (Don't Try Too Hard) ☀
    📅Fri 8/7, 9PM

    A story of pain and renewal, woven together
    in a mountain share-house setting
    among people each carrying their own circumstances.

    #RyunosukeKozaka
    #AiMoritaka #TaiyoYoshizawa #KentaroYasui #MegumiSeki #ShinyaArino
    https://www.nihon-eiga.com/osusume/ganbatte-ganbaranai/
    10:00 AM · June 15, 2026
    https://x.com/nihoneiga/status/2066324923883429918
    tps://pbs.twimg.com/media/HK0PkCEaIAAH2HU.jpg:orig
    59AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:18
    Ramen! Yui Kawanishi
    2021-09-06 21:30:10
    https://ameblo.jp/tsubaki-factory/entry-12696467913.html

    I posted this on my blog a while back, but
    when I made ramen, the bowl was so small
    it nearly overflowed, lol

    https://stat.ameba.jp/user_images/20210906/21/tsubaki-factory/3e/ca/j/o1078144014997331609.jpg

    Here's a photo from that day 😆
    Next time I'll buy a bigger bowl
    and make ramen again 🍜

    What kind of ramen do you all like?

    I like soy sauce ramen!!!

    Tell me your
    favorite ramen shops!!
    70AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:20
    Where does this guy actually rank as a pro wrestler?
    82AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:22
    Re: #70
    A good-looking wrestler who got noticed from a dating reality show
    Next-gen ace candidate
    81AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:22
    Wait, can you even watch this on TVer?
    93AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:24
    Re: #81
    Nittele Plus is a CS (satellite) channel, so
    you'll need SKY PerfecTV! or cable TV to watch it
    84AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:22
    Why's the lead even a pro wrestler in the first place
    Can he actually act?
    106AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:27
    Re: #84
    He got discovered through a dating reality show
    101AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:26
    Is Yuumi (Kawanishi's nickname) a series regular?
    114AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:29
    Re: #101
    Of course the second-most-popular member is a regular, lol
    112AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:28
    That's because Yamanashi Broadcasting is part of the NTV network
    118AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:29
    Re: #112
    Yeah, she had a brief appearance on 24-Hour Television too
    125AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:31
    They should just give Juice=Juice a drama already
    129AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:32
    Re: #125
    You're saying that knowing exactly why that's not happening, aren't you
    130AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:32
    Not sure if Tanimoto and Ono got bundled in as the mainstream-friendly faces, or if this is a quiet nudge toward "graduating" from the group
    134AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:34
    Re: #130
    Well, they are the top 2 (most popular members)

    Background and Key Talking Points

    “Nidaime! Ramen D: Date Ippei” is the latest installment in Nittele Plus’s foodie drama series “Ramen D,” a franchise that has brought in celebrity regulars in past seasons as well. This time, a young All Japan Pro Wrestling wrestler takes the lead, with Tsubaki Factory’s Yui Kawanishi announced as the heroine-equivalent Haruka Miyoshi, and fellow members Ami Tanimoto and Mizuho Ono set to make guest appearances. The group’s new single “Ai = Un + En + On” (“Love = Luck + Bond + Gratitude”) was chosen as the theme song. Since the broadcast airs on the CS (satellite) channel Nittele Plus, commenters flagged that it can only be watched through limited setups such as SKY PerfecTV! or a basic cable TV plan. Opportunities for Hello! Project members to land drama roles at the lead or semi-regular level — rather than as one-off guests — are rare, which has produced a mix of puzzlement over the broadcast format and genuine excitement in the reactions.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “Big Announcement! Tsubaki Factory’s Yui Kawanishi Cast in “Nidaime! Ramen D: Date Ippei”! She’ll Play Haruka Miyoshi!“.

  • Schau Essen Sausages Cut From 6 to 5 Per Pack — Why Did ‘We Won’t Lose to the Times’ Spark Backlash?

    Ito Ham cutting the number of sausages in its “Schau Essen” packs from 6 to 5 — and announcing the change with the slogan “We won’t lose to the times” — sparked online discussion, with many suspecting the company had dressed up a de facto price hike in upbeat marketing language. The source article, by IT journalist Shuji Shinohara, argues the real problem wasn’t the price hike itself but how it was communicated. The 5ch thread kicked off with a tangent about why this story landed on the Entertainment/Sports Breaking News+ board, then moved into criticism of the gap between the slogan and reality, comments noting that price hikes are all but inevitable given the weak yen and rising costs, and speculation that other products like Jagarico might be quietly shrinking too.

    Schau Essen Goes From 6 to 5 — Why Did “We Won’t Lose to the Times” Spark Backlash? The Real Problem Was How the Price Hike Was Communicated (Shuji Shinohara) – Expert – Yahoo! News

    Shuji Shinohara, IT Journalist

    Wed, Oct 7, 5:05 AM

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:21
    What part of this is even 'Entertainment/Sports' news?
    26AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:24
    Re: #4
    Schau Essen 👉 sausage 👉 'Eat my sausage!' 👉 Johnny's talent agency 👉 Entertainment/Sports board (the chain of free-association that explains why this landed on the entertainment board)
    7AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:22
    Next thing you know Jagarico will be down to 6 sticks too.
    77AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:30
    Re: #7
    I'm pretty sure Jagarico already quietly got shorter without telling anyone.
    11AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:22
    Poor people should just buy the soft, mushy kind of sausage — the cheap stuff that comes packed with a ton in the bag. Schau Essen is for people who actually pay proper money.
    12AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:23
    When you factor in stealth price hikes like this, ordinary people are getting hit by the weak yen and rising prices even harder than the official numbers suggest.
    13AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:23
    Re: #1
    Is this really Entertainment/Sports news?
    Shouldn't this be on News Speed+ instead?
    15AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:23
    My Schau Essen downstairs is about to lose to the times too (yeah, that kind of joke).
    16AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:23
    Wouldn't it have been better to shrink the sausages instead of cutting the count?
    17AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:23
    Just never admit you lost!
    JAAAAAA lol
    19AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:23
    Having to raise the price at all means you already lost, right? So what exactly are they trying to 'win' against anyway?
    20AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:24
    There are people getting mad about this here too, apparently.
    21AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:24
    If my landlord raised the rent with this same energy, I'd want to punch someone.
    22AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:24
    Re: #1
    'We won't lose to the times!'

    And then… cut one sausage to boost the meaty texture.

    …makes zero sense.
    23AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:24
    I wish they'd release a long version of Schau Essen.
    They're too short for hot dogs,
    and stuffing two in there just kills the vibe.
    42AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:26
    Re: #23
    They already make one —
    there's also the extra-thick Big Schau Essen.
    25AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:24
    You won't die eating plain pasta with just salt on it.
    But pasta is imported from overseas using gasoline too, so it'd be weird if it didn't get pricier as well.
    27AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:24
    That's such a dumb slogan, as always.
    30AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:25
    They should've just raised the price normally.
    This lame marketing stunt tanked their stock.
    31AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:25
    Some ad agency (Dentsu or whoever) probably came up with this.
    32AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:25
    Schau Essen used to be the taste of the common people, and now it's become a luxury item.
    We've really gotten poorer.
    34AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:25
    Can someone explain the logic here?
    If you're not losing to the times, shouldn't you keep the price the same and add more, not less?
    45AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:26
    Re: #34
    Koukun is tasty though (a rival sausage brand by Marudai).
    35AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:25
    This doesn't even need a deep analysis.
    They actually lost, but slapped on a slogan pretending they hadn't, so people are mocking them.
    That's literally it.
    36AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:25
    Re: #1
    If only the times had gone a bit easier on them…
    38AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:25
    They're gonna get flamed no matter what they do, so who cares.
    39AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:26
    Re: #1
    They must've known this wouldn't land well with consumers.
    There's probably some other motive here — like wanting to boost brand awareness even if it means going viral for the wrong reasons.
    40AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:26
    Re: #1
    'Defeated by poverty~ no, defeated by the world~' (a riff on the lyrics of ZARD's 'Makenaide')
    41AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:26
    Advertising the fact that you're cutting the quantity is just dumb.
    Do it quietly.
    46AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:26
    If anything they should be increasing the quantity —
    this way, they're the ones losing to the times.
    49AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:27
    Six sausages used to split evenly between 2 or 3 siblings,
    and buying two packs covered a family of 4 or 6 too.
    55AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:27
    Cut the budget you're paying the ad agency that came up with this cringe slogan, and keep the actual contents the same instead 🥺
    64AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:28
    Re: #55
    Lol fair point, that's hilarious
    79AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:31
    We reduced the count for the sake of our valued customers.
    90AnonymousOct 7, 2026 13:32
    Re: #79
    Honestly, a slogan as blunt as 'Go on a diet, fatty' alongside the count cut might've gone over better.

    Background and Key Points of This Debate

    Schau Essen has been Ito Ham’s flagship sausage since the 1980s, with a six-link pack long established as the standard. Keeping the price the same while quietly cutting the actual quantity — as happened here — is known as a “stealth price hike” or “shrinkflation,” a tactic that’s become increasingly common across the food industry amid rising raw material and import costs. What divided opinion in the thread wasn’t the price increase itself, but the contradiction between the slogan “We won’t lose to the times” and the reality that cutting the count is, in effect, a step backward. While the mismatch between a “we haven’t lost” tagline and an actual reduction in quantity drew plenty of mockery, a smaller number of commenters pointed to the structural backdrop of a weak yen and rising prices, arguing the real issue lies with monetary and pricing policy rather than with the company itself. Read in isolation, the quoted replies might look like simple backlash against a price hike, but the core of Shinohara’s argument is about “how it was communicated” — it’s worth noting that the main driver of the backlash wasn’t the change in quantity or price itself, but the discomfort caused by dressing it up in upbeat PR language.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Entertainment/Sports Breaking News+) thread “Schau Essen Goes From 6 to 5 — Why Did “We Won’t Lose to the Times” Spark Backlash? The Real Problem Was How the Price Hike Was Communicated (Shuji Shinohara).”

  • Yuka Kageyama Stunned by Her First-Ever Commentary Booth — It Had a ‘Shoten’-Style Spinning Chair

    On October 5, Japan’s national team defeated New Zealand 2-1 in the Kirin Cup final, claiming their 12th title and first in 15 years. The live broadcast on TV Asahi became a hot topic when Yuka Kageyama, known for her love of soccer, sat in the commentary booth for the first time in her life — and revealed that her chair was designed like the spinning seats from the popular variety show ‘Shoten.’ On 5ch, opinions were divided: some praised her as ‘cute,’ while others voiced sharp criticism over a TV personality occupying a commentary slot and pointed out her past verbal slip-ups.

    Yuka Kageyama stunned during Japan’s national soccer match: “I thought it was a dream — in more ways than one.” Her first-ever commentary seat was a hilarious ‘Shoten-style’ setup — “What is even happening here?” “Yamada-kun, bring the cushion…!”

    On October 5, Japan’s national soccer team defeated New Zealand 2-1 in the Kirin Cup final at MUFG National Stadium, winning their 12th title and first in 15 years.

    In the live broadcast on the TV Asahi network, the soccer-loving actress who drew attention during the North/Central America World Cup shared exclusive behind-the-scenes footage.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousOct 7, 2026 09:42
    https://up.gc-img.net/post_img/2026/06/5FzvyPlvaep5Kbk_sL3m6_60.jpeg
    28AnonymousOct 7, 2026 09:52
    Re: #3
    Something scary about these two
    8AnonymousOct 7, 2026 09:44
    Don't know much about her, but isn't she the one with an IQ high enough to join Mensa? Or am I thinking of someone else?
    69AnonymousOct 7, 2026 10:41
    Re: #8
    Not sure about the IQ, but she graduated from a Tsukuba University affiliated school, so she's definitely top-tier smart.
    9AnonymousOct 7, 2026 09:44
    I'm a baseball fan ('yakibuta' — soccer fans' derisive nickname for us), but I'll give credit where it's due: Kageyama Yuka really is cute.
    11AnonymousOct 7, 2026 09:45
    Re: #1
    Aren't they hyping this girl up a bit too much?
    12AnonymousOct 7, 2026 09:45
    Kageyama's probably after Tomiyasu, but
    thanks to 'Main' (her nickname), the bar for dating a national team player just got even higher.
    19AnonymousOct 7, 2026 09:48
    Re: #12
    Look at it from another angle —
    thanks to 'Main', the value of being a national team player just went up even more,
    that's the take.
    21AnonymousOct 7, 2026 09:49
    Re: #12
    Japanese people have only ever been fed restrictive, slave-like language since compulsory education onward,
    so they've picked up negative phrasing and end up strangling themselves with it.
    14AnonymousOct 7, 2026 09:46
    As long as it's not a stacking chair with casters, it just barely passes.
    15AnonymousOct 7, 2026 09:46
    She's basically taken over the entire 'female soccer talent' slot.
    16AnonymousOct 7, 2026 09:46
    This dumb girl said stuff like this at halftime:
    'Their long-cherished opening goal~' (should be 'long-awaited')
    'It's a 0-0 draw so far' (should be 'tied' — the match wasn't over yet)
    17AnonymousOct 7, 2026 09:47
    Thinking about how it'd look on TV from the outside,
    that's probably why they went with this kind of setup.
    18AnonymousOct 7, 2026 09:48
    Okay, I think we're done with this girl
    the World Cup's over, so next she should go do baseball.
    23AnonymousOct 7, 2026 09:50
    Re: #18
    Baseball's already covered by Nogizaka46 —
    they've got a member getting coached by Satozaki and Komiyama.
    25AnonymousOct 7, 2026 09:50
    Re: #18
    For baseball, go with Makino Maria instead.
    22AnonymousOct 7, 2026 09:50
    Isn't this woman going to marry a soccer player or something?
    55AnonymousOct 7, 2026 10:28
    Re: #22
    Aren't they already dating or something? lol
    83AnonymousOct 7, 2026 11:07
    Re: #22
    Why do soccer players always end up with celebrities?
    Japanese soccer won't get stronger unless the players marry athletes instead.
    30AnonymousOct 7, 2026 09:53
    Well, I doubt the chair manufacturer wanted it used like this lol
    38AnonymousOct 7, 2026 10:11
    Kageyama-chan really is cute
    https://soccerdigestweb.thedigestweb.com/v=1791207854/files/topics/198081_ext_01_1.jpg
    40AnonymousOct 7, 2026 10:14
    I first found out about her from some show where she and Ucchi were walking around town together, just the two of them —
    she was all over Ucchi and seemed like exactly the type other women would hate.
    During the commentary, a lot of middle-aged guys seemed to be projecting themselves onto Ucchi and getting excited, so she'll probably go over well with men.
    45AnonymousOct 7, 2026 10:15
    Re: #40
    Women's jealousy is way too scary, man.
    47AnonymousOct 7, 2026 10:19
    Re: #40
    Being hated by middle-aged Uchida fangirls probably doesn't bother her one bit.
    92AnonymousOct 7, 2026 11:51
    Re: #40
    'Her favorite reads are Josei Jishin and FLASH' (Japanese gossip tabloids) —
    okay, that's as far as I read. (internet meme for 'not reading further')
    76AnonymousOct 7, 2026 10:49
    Honestly, her highlight commentary during halftime was pretty good.
    Wait, is she being bundled as a package deal with Uchida or something?
    These two have basically been a duo ever since the World Cup.
    89AnonymousOct 7, 2026 11:31
    Re: #76
    They're business partners who've appeared together like 100 times, mostly on DAZN and TV Asahi.

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    Yuka Kageyama is a soccer-loving TV personality who drew attention during coverage of the North/Central America World Cup, and this was her first time doing commentary for a Japan national team match. The ‘Shoten-style’ refers to the rotating cushion seats used by panelists on the popular variety show ‘Shoten,’ and because the commentary booth’s chair closely resembled it, jokes about the cushions spread throughout the thread. Opinions in the thread were split because comments praising her soccer knowledge and personality clashed with ones criticizing the practice of giving commentary slots to TV personalities and pointing to past verbal slip-ups (such as saying ‘draw’ instead of ‘tied’). Though not mentioned in the article itself, bringing celebrities onto sports broadcasts has become increasingly common in recent years, and this is one example of the recurring debate over how that role should be divided with professional commentators.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Geinou Sports Hayabusa+) thread ‘[Entertainment] Yuka Kageyama stunned — during Japan’s national soccer match: “I thought it was a dream, in more ways than one” — her first-ever commentary seat was a hilarious ‘Shoten’-style setup.’

  • World Oil Inventories Nearing Depletion — 5ch: ‘Heating Oil Is a Matter of Life and Death’

    According to Reuters, oil inventories around the world that act as a buffer against supply disruptions are nearly depleted, industry executives said at a conference in London. The report notes that market vulnerability is rising and putting upward pressure on prices. On 5ch, the thread discussed the underlying factors — the situations in Ukraine and Iran, rising transport costs around the Strait of Hormuz, and the slow pace of EV adoption. Residents of cold regions, who rely on heating oil for heat and hot water, voiced concerns about prices this winter.

    10/7 (Wed) 7:13 AM

    Reuters

    [LONDON, Oct 6 (Reuters)] – Oil inventories available to supply world markets are nearing depletion, increasing market vulnerability and putting upward pressure on prices, industry executives said at a conference in London this week.

    Source: topics.smt.docomo.ne.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousOct 7, 2026 10:39
    Hey Trump, quit it already
    3AnonymousOct 7, 2026 10:40
    Re: #2
    Putin too, right?
    Just end the war already…
    137AnonymousOct 7, 2026 11:46
    Re: #2
    Feels like they'll blame Trump for everything
    6AnonymousOct 7, 2026 10:41
    This was probably supposed to be a package deal with EVs
    But EVs turned out so disappointing that the whole plan's a mess
    101AnonymousOct 7, 2026 11:27
    Re: #6
    Yeah, that sounds about right
    No way hybrids can win
    EVs themselves are still immature, but they rushed ahead chasing sales numbers
    109AnonymousOct 7, 2026 11:32
    Re: #101
    Immature? It's a mature, well-established technology
    What fantasy are you living in?
    205AnonymousOct 7, 2026 12:38
    Re: #101
    It was already concluded before the war that it's hopeless until roads can supply power directly like in F-Zero.
    The fact that no military vehicles use it proves the point.
    7AnonymousOct 7, 2026 10:42
    Come to think of it, we can barely get through 'Hor-Hor' (5ch slang for the Strait of Hormuz) and yet there's no oil crisis?
    12AnonymousOct 7, 2026 10:43
    Re: #7
    Apparently small ships pass through the Strait of Hormuz
    and transfer their cargo to large tankers once outside the strait
    They can still get through, but it costs more than before
    102AnonymousOct 7, 2026 11:27
    Re: #7
    Restrictions on heating oil procurement look likely, and the price of naphtha (an oil-derived product) has roughly doubled, so costs are clearly up. The government's spending 200 billion yen a month just to hold gasoline at 170 yen — if you still want to insist that's not a crisis, be my guest
    17AnonymousOct 7, 2026 10:44
    I wonder how much a liter of heating oil will cost this winter
    For people in cold regions, this is literally life or death
    153AnonymousOct 7, 2026 11:59
    Re: #17
    Exactly
    I'm buying thick loungewear so I don't have to use heating oil
    18AnonymousOct 7, 2026 10:45
    Europe, China, and Biden were pushing EVs anticipating exactly this situation
    27AnonymousOct 7, 2026 10:51
    Re: #18
    Oil goes into all kinds of things, even tires and parts, so 'getting off oil' is a fantasy
    107AnonymousOct 7, 2026 11:30
    Re: #18
    Don't talk nonsense, idiot
    34AnonymousOct 7, 2026 10:54
    The moment Iran's done for, gas prices will crash
    Can't wait
    37AnonymousOct 7, 2026 10:56
    Re: #34
    No way that's happening
    43AnonymousOct 7, 2026 11:01
    US crude reserves plummeting

    Trump starts saying 'We're not selling to Japan anymore'

    Takaichi is done for
    55AnonymousOct 7, 2026 11:07
    Re: #43
    Totally plausible
    Is Japan even invested in it? He'd probably just say 'who cares'
    47AnonymousOct 7, 2026 11:03
    I live in Tohoku.
    What's going to happen with heating oil this winter?
    Heating, hot water, all of it runs on kerosene.
    54AnonymousOct 7, 2026 11:07
    Re: #47
    Might be worth switching to a new heater
    An electric one
    49AnonymousOct 7, 2026 11:05
    WTI crude futures trending down at $90
    53AnonymousOct 7, 2026 11:06
    Re: #49
    Huh?

    It's going up though
    50AnonymousOct 7, 2026 11:05
    It's Iran, basically — just go ahead and use nukes already, end this
    187AnonymousOct 7, 2026 12:23
    Re: #50
    Even if you win with nukes, you can't rebuild afterward, so oil production would crash
    51AnonymousOct 7, 2026 11:05
    They said Ukraine would end quickly too
    Still no end in sight
    56AnonymousOct 7, 2026 11:08
    Re: #51
    It's really dragging on, dunno what they're even doing
    Maybe both sides are too worn down to push forward?
    52AnonymousOct 7, 2026 11:06
    Saudi Arabia's stoking fears of a crisis
    but the market's staying calm
    62AnonymousOct 7, 2026 11:11
    Re: #52
    The pipeline they repaired got attacked again and is shut down.
    The media isn't reporting it though.
    That's why they're quietly expanding exports by shipping oil out via the Hormuz side instead.
    For now it's fine because Iran's letting it slide.
    144AnonymousOct 7, 2026 11:52
    It's a crisis threatening the nation's survival, yet the SDF won't go to the Strait of Hormuz
    146AnonymousOct 7, 2026 11:53
    Re: #144
    We're still living normally though?
    163AnonymousOct 7, 2026 12:06
    Re: #144
    >It's a crisis threatening the nation's survival, yet the SDF won't go to the Strait of Hormuz
    Go to Hormuz and do what, exactly?
    If a US carrier fleet can't even make a dent, what could the SDF possibly do?
    Though I guess they could ally with Iran and wipe out the US military… maybe
    189AnonymousOct 7, 2026 12:23
    Iran's oil tanks are about to fill up and explode
    204AnonymousOct 7, 2026 12:38
    Meanwhile, Japan:

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    Oil “inventories” refer to the volume actually circulating on the market, separate from producer countries’ spare production capacity or consumer nations’ strategic petroleum reserves — the thinner these inventories get, the more easily prices spike from even a temporary supply disruption. This report comes against a backdrop of overlapping supply risks: restricted flows of Russian crude due to the Ukraine war, tensions around the Strait of Hormuz tied to the Iran situation, and attacks on pipelines. In the thread, opinions clashed between those who thought the shift to EVs was supposed to reduce oil dependence, and those who argued that getting off oil is a fantasy as long as oil-derived parts like tires remain. In Japan, many cold regions rely on heating oil for heat and hot water, so it’s easy to overlook how rising crude prices hit daily infrastructure even more directly than they hit transport fuel.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Express+) thread “[Energy] World oil inventories nearly depleted as buffer against supply disruptions.”