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  • Cancer Survivor Chiaki Hara Blasts Health Ministry Tie-In With Kawaguchi Haruna Film as ‘Lacking Consideration’

    Actress Chiaki Hara took to X to point out that the title of the film “Mama ga Mou Kono Sekai ni Inakutemo” (“Even If Mom Is No Longer in This World”), which was running a tie-in campaign with the Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare, may lack consideration for AYA-generation cancer patients. The Ministry has reportedly already pulled the tie-in announcement and is asking hospitals to take down posters that had already been put up.

    Opinion on the forum thread was split, with pushback like “if it doesn’t evoke death, people won’t bother getting cancer screenings” and “isn’t this just nitpicking?” mixed in with supportive takes like “they should stop displaying it in hospitals.”

    Mon, Aug 24, 2:23 PM

    Actress Chiaki Hara updated her X (formerly Twitter) account on the 24th, sharing her personal views on the tie-in between the film “Mama ga Mou Kono Sekai ni Inakutemo,” starring actress Haruna Kawaguchi, and the Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare.

    On the 19th of this month, the Ministry announced the tie-in with the film “Mama ga Mou Kono Sekai ni Inakutemo” on its official X account. The goal was to raise awareness of support available to young cancer patients and their families, and the post read: “#MamaGaMouKonoSekaiNiInakutemo x Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare — To spread awareness of the support and services available to AYA-generation (ages 15-39) cancer patients and their families, we’re partnering with the film #Mamaseka (@mamaseka_movie). Please make use of the pamphlet summarizing the programs and consultation services on offer.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:41
    I liked her back when she was hosting Wonderful (a TV variety show)
    5AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:42
    Yeah, I thought it was a terrible title too
    The cheap motive behind it is obvious
    But with stuff like this, it's always the person who speaks up who gets bashed
    Personally I think it's worse than the Mii-chan thing (a reference to an earlier, similar controversy)
    15AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:46
    If people won't get cancer screenings unless it makes them think of death, well, can't be helped, right?
    20AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:48
    Re: #15
    These posters are hung up in hospitals, so isn't the audience mostly already patients?
    22AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:49
    Enough with the 'be considerate' this, 'be considerate' that, it's exhausting

    If that's the standard, then let's ban words like 'none,' 'hair,' 'thinning,' 'dazzling,' and 'shiny' too

    (all common euphemisms used to tease bald people)

    Let's outlaw those words while we're at it
    29AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:53
    Re: #22
    Guess baldness jokes are still fair game though
    30AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:53
    Re: #22
    Guess baldness jokes are still fair game though
    33AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:53
    Why does the term 'AYA generation' only ever show up when it's about cancer?

    I don't recall ever seeing 'AYA generation' used outside of a cancer context.
    111AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:25
    Re: #33
    Had to look it up, first time I'd heard the term
    Made me think of the adult video actress named AYA
    53AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:02
    People who are going to die are going to die no matter how hard they struggle
    54AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:03
    Re: #53
    I mean, to begin with
    there's no such thing as a person who doesn't die
    56AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:04
    There are tons of movies and dramas out there that lean on the 'you're gonna die' angle
    Chiaki Hara herself played a leukemia patient in a film before
    Classic case of going easy on herself while being harsh on everyone else
    60AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:05
    Re: #56
    Nobody's saying don't make the film — they're saying don't have the Health Ministry tie in with it
    Feels like you're not even listening
    59AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:05
    Re: #1
    If a title alone is disqualifying, then movies like 'Papa Who Can't Go to Heaven' could never air on TV again either…
    125AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:32
    Re: #59
    The point is just to stop displaying it in hospitals where cancer patients are admitted
    69AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:08
    I can already see how this ends — Health Ministry pulls it
    73AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:10
    Re: #69
    They already pulled it
    74AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:11
    Re: #69
    Apparently the Ministry admitted it lacked consideration and is now asking hospitals that already put up the posters to take them down
    89AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:16
    Isn't it just that the person receiving the message has a twisted mindset?
    Just because a title makes you think of death doesn't mean you despair over your own life
    94AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:18
    Re: #89
    No — this poster is meant to be seen by cancer patients and people who are about to become bereaved family members
    95AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:19
    They should just change the movie title
    That's it — just swap it out right away
    96AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:20
    Re: #95
    The movie itself is fine as is. The ministry just needs to change who it partners with
    98AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:20
    'Bring on the cancer! Bring on remission!!'
    That would've been safe, right? …guess not
    106AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:23
    Re: #98
    Would 'Great' or 'The Best' have worked instead?
    I guess in this day and age
    the title was just too heavy
    101AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:21
    Doesn't seem like content that disrespects life — this really does seem like nitpicking
    117AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:28
    Re: #101
    The film itself is already finished
    Maybe the title was just too heavy
    They just need to change the title
    It'll be a scramble for the PR team to change it
    They should get a writer with expertise to come up with something milder
    121AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:31
    Meanwhile the Ministry of Justice is totally fine with 'Love, Bring It On' (riffing on the 'bring it on' phrasing from the comment above)
    128AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:33
    Re: #121
    Maybe Japanese people's expressive ability is declining
    126AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:33
    People nitpick over everything these days, seriously
    132AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:35
    Re: #126
    Honestly, whatever happened to freedom of expression
    134AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:39
    Re: #132
    The problem is the government ordering hospitals to put up the poster

    Background and Key Points

    Japan’s Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare (MHLW) routinely partners with popular films, dramas, and celebrities to push public-health messaging, since straightforward pamphlets rarely reach a mass audience. The “AYA generation” designation – Adolescent and Young Adult, roughly ages 15 to 39 – is the ministry’s own bureaucratic label for cancer patients who fall between pediatric and adult oncology care, a group Japan’s health system has historically underserved with tailored support, counseling, and financial-aid information. That gap is what the tie-in with “Mama ga Mou Kono Sekai ni Inakutemo” was meant to address: the posters, distributed to hospitals, pointed patients and families toward consultation services rather than promoting the film itself.

    The thread’s disagreement was not really about whether the movie should exist or whether Chiaki Hara had the right to complain – almost no one defended the title as inoffensive in the abstract. The split was over whether a death-referencing title is acceptable specifically on material a ministry places inside hospital wards, where the audience skews toward people currently undergoing cancer treatment rather than the general public being nudged toward a screening. Posters citing “if it doesn’t evoke death, people won’t get screened” were defending the marketing logic of cancer-awareness campaigns broadly, not this particular hospital placement.

    What outside readers are likely to miss is that the film itself was never pulled or altered – only the ministry’s tie-in announcement and the hospital posters were withdrawn, at the ministry’s own admission of poor judgment. It’s a narrower administrative walk-back, not a censorship story or a verdict on the movie’s content.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “Actress Chiaki Hara, in her 30s and a cancer survivor, asks ‘Isn’t this lacking consideration?’ — points out that the Kawaguchi Haruna film x Health Ministry tie-in title evokes death.”

  • Voice Actors’ “Real Popularity Ranking” Sparks Heated Debate — Venue Capacity Also a Hot Topic

    In a 5ch thread ranking voice actors’ popularity, fans clashed over how popular various Liella! members really are. Venue capacities, event lottery results, and rumors surrounding an Okinawa concert were all thrown into the mix, fueling a heated debate. Specific venue sizes were cited for Nako Misaki’s solo tour — 1,146 seats in Nagoya, 1,417 in Osaka, and 2,021 in Hachioji.

    1AnonymousAug 23, 2026 18:34
    Definitely popular: sy ly ng nn km
    Somewhat: sk yi
    Average: nk yb
    2AnonymousAug 23, 2026 18:41
    Heard ly's audience numbers have dropped quite a bit though
    4AnonymousAug 23, 2026 18:42
    Nosedived. nn
    5AnonymousAug 23, 2026 18:48
    Re: #4
    I'll beat you senseless, hater!
    Don't insult Liella!'s leader!
    33AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:01
    Re: #3
    Re: #4
    Makes no sense.
    They're both popular.
    7AnonymousAug 23, 2026 18:54
    uism outshines all of them — she's the strongest
    9AnonymousAug 23, 2026 18:56
    sy

    nn nk sk

    ng Li

    yb km

    py

    yin em


    Was really torn on where to rank yb, km, and py
    Top spot is sy, runner-up nn — the bottom two being yin and em is a lock
    10AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:02
    Real ranking

    sy sk

    nn nk ng

    yb Li

    py

    yin em

    nn got knocked down a rank over the Okinawa incident
    The "boyfriend rumor" crew is mid-tier (kareba = a boyfriend rumor getting exposed)
    The unpopular bottom two are locked in as yin and em
    18AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:07
    Most of the star voice actors these days pull in about 500-1000 people anyway, so it's not gonna change much
    emoyu might drop off though
    Did nobody go to nako's Hachioji show?
    36AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:11
    Re: #18
    I went to J:COM Hall Hachioji
    It was honestly over 90% full
    19AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:34
    44AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:42
    Re: #19
    delete delete delete delete delete delete delete delete delete
    24AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:50
    I can't trust nn anymore after the Okinawa thing
    Even 5 of her top fans have "died" (fan slang for quitting)
    35AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:04
    Re: #24
    Stop spreading baseless delusions
    There's no such fact anywhere
    She's a consistently popular figure
    29AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:06
    🐻
    39AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:21
    Even Paupau is leaving empty seats these days, so it's on tmr
    45AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:43
    Re: #39
    Pupu's 24 now too
    Her voice troubles are still the same as ever, so following her solo work is rough
    At this rate she's hit her ceiling
    43AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:35
    If the 90% Hachioji figure is true, then nako's on top
    Yuina's been overseas so much she's only made it to the "Sign Rough" and "Mada-con" events (fan nicknames for specific events), but she nailed the cheerful-girl role at Sign Rough, and did well at Mada-con too — pulled some odd moves during the greeting and got called out by Ishida for it
    Murder-mystery events aren't really her thing though
    47AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:16
    Re: #43
    Capacity of 2000, huh
    Ah, but they might not have used the 3rd floor and up
    I was up front so I don't really remember
    46AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:53
    Seriously, all anyone talks about here is voice actors
    What's even good about voice actors anyway?
    49AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:43
    Re: #46
    Because anything else gets covered on Shitaraba (a separate forum site)
    I'd want to do one for Ren too, but that'd basically be a Hanamiya monopoly
    52AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:38
    I think sk is a close second to sy
    Didn't nn's bar-event capacity get cut in half from last year? Is her popularity dropping?
    53AnonymousAug 24, 2026 03:04
    Re: #52
    Not at all
    It's because her usual venue wasn't available
    Her popularity just keeps growing
    57AnonymousAug 24, 2026 07:00
    Re: #52
    Heard they couldn't book their usual spot (Nissho Hall)
    Well, venues that size are the perfect fit, so they're probably in high demand
    55AnonymousAug 24, 2026 06:45
    With Pay's radio thing too, people first said it was just the Love Live board making noise, but it actually ended up affecting the numbers
    So you can't say for sure Non's Okinawa thing has nothing to do with the capacity getting cut in half either
    56AnonymousAug 24, 2026 06:48
    Re: #55
    All that's left now are clueless newcomers and foreign fans, plus a handful of weirdos
    59AnonymousAug 24, 2026 08:53
    Missing out on an event lottery — especially something special like a birthday event — can send a fan straight from "didn't win a ticket" to quitting for good, but does management have zero awareness of that?
    Remember all the uproar over sy's letter?
    Hii's probably a good example of it right now
    60AnonymousAug 24, 2026 08:54
    Birthdays have a fixed date anyway — if you look around the Tokyo area there are other events to go to
    Says a lot about how much people expect from Non
    65AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:03
    Re: #60
    Re: #61
    Don't underestimate Apollo Bay
    Suzuhara Nozomi is the agency's ace
    Letting your top earner earn is just capitalism 101
    63AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:43
    Nako Misaki 2nd Live Tour Reflection

    2026
    Apr 18 (Sat)
    Niterra Nihon Tokushu Togyo Civic Hall Village Hall — 1,146

    May 6 (Wed, holiday)
    NHK Osaka Hall — 1,417

    May 23 (Sat)
    J:COM Hall Hachioji — 2,021

    When it comes to live capacity, nako's the strongest, no doubt — though who knows if the seats are actually filled
    80AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:06
    Re: #63
    Osaka's 2nd floor wasn't full, but
    the rest were reasonably packed
    64AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:58
    Wait, people are already applying for May? Nobody can know that far ahead — including whether a boyfriend scandal breaks (kareba = a dating rumor getting exposed)
    68AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:55
    Re: #59
    Sakurai's done the same thing two years running. I heard even this month's fan club event had a lot of lottery losers — do they not realize what'll happen if they cut capacity even more than that?
    69AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:58
    Re: #68
    Don't talk down to people like you know it all
    Sometimes you just can't book a venue
    Don't stoop to being a pathetic hater who does nothing but complain
    72AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:27
    Re: #69
    Look who's talking — someone who barely even goes to events

    Background and Key Points

    Voice actors in Japan’s “seiyuu-idol” scene, especially those tied to franchises like Love Live!, don’t just voice characters — they hold real concert tours, meet-and-greets, and radio shows under their own names, performing as an extension of the characters they play. Liella! is the voice-actor unit behind the Love Live! Superstar!! anime, and its members build individual fan followings that rival the characters themselves. Because agencies rarely publish ticket sales or fan-club membership numbers, fans on 5ch use proxies — venue capacity, how full a hall looked, and lottery win rates for fan-club events — to informally rank who is “really” popular, which is exactly what this thread is doing with Nako Misaki’s 2026 solo tour stops (1,146 seats in Nagoya, 1,417 in Osaka, 2,021 in Hachioji).

    The actual disagreement isn’t over the raw numbers but over what they mean: one camp reads a shrunken fan-club bar-event capacity and a wave of lottery losses as proof that an unspecified “Okinawa incident” cost a top actor real fans, while another insists the smaller venue was simply a booking availability issue (their usual hall, Nissho Hall, wasn’t free) and that demand is unchanged or even growing.

    What outside readers are likely to miss is that none of this is verified — no agency statement, sales report, or attendance count backs either side; it’s fans eyeballing photos and half-empty upper floors. The “Okinawa incident” itself is never explained in the thread, so its severity is pure speculation, and terms like “died” (a fan quitting) or “kareba” (an exposed dating rumor) are insider shorthand, not documented events.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Love Live!) thread 「💫Voice Actors’ Real Popularity Ranking」.

  • CDs Are Cool Again Among British Youth — Searches Up 96%, 5ch: “Wired Headphones Are a Style Statement”

    The UK’s Guardian newspaper reports that young people are making CDs cool again. According to department store chain John Lewis, searches for CD players have jumped 96% since July, partly driven by students buying them for their dorm rooms ahead of starting university.

    On 5ch, the story sparked a wave of nostalgia, with posters swapping stories about lending cassette tapes, DAT Walkmans, and Discmans. The thread also lit up with a wired-vs-wireless earphone debate and a finer point of generational nitpicking: whether CDs count as “Showa retro” or “Heisei retro.”

    CDs are apparently making a comeback among young people in the UK. The British newspaper The Guardian ran a feature titled “How young people are making CDs cool again,” digging into the reasons why.

    According to a report from British department store chain John Lewis, searches for CD players in the UK have risen 96% since July. One likely factor is that students headed to university are buying CD players for their dorm rooms.

    (Omitted)

    Source: amass.jp / Original article here

    7AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:50
    The era of lugging around giant boomboxes is coming back
    46AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:58
    Re: #7
    Will the tiger wrestling mask boom make a comeback too? (a reference to the retro pro-wrestling "Tiger Mask" fad)
    11AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:51
    Carrying a record player on your shoulder DJ-style is the coolest look there is
    19AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:53
    Re: #11
    If it's a ladybug-shaped turntable, you could carry two at once
    12AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:52
    Recording your favorite songs onto a cassette and lending/borrowing tapes with friends was so much fun
    And when a girl you liked actually listened to one, that was the best feeling ever
    18AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:53
    Re: #12
    I wonder if anyone did the same thing but with burned CDs instead
    26AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:55
    Re: #12
    Back when MP3 players still had tiny storage, I used to swap out the songs every week
    65AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:01
    Re: #12
    When couples broke up, they'd each pour their feelings into a song and send it to the other
    13AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:52
    Wireless means charging it up,
    and that's a hassle
    Sometimes wired is just better since the battery never dies
    21AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:53
    Re: #13
    What's so hard about just setting it down to charge before bed?
    Once you've gone wireless, wired cables just feel like an annoying tangle — there's no going back
    14AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:52
    For some reason I picture every single British person listening to The Smiths
    57AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:00
    Re: #14
    Well, even the next Prime Minister's bound to listen to them…
    20AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:53
    A few years back, apparently used electric "Cobra Top" hair curlers were being fought over by Japanese middle and high schoolers too
    Supposedly ones in good condition were going for over 300,000 yen
    62AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:01
    Re: #20
    Just looked it up and couldn't find any Cobra Top curlers going for a price that crazy
    Wonder when this was even supposed to have happened
    22AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:53
    29AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:55
    I'm pretty sure there's a DAT Walkman sitting at my parents' place
    Maybe it'll be worth a fortune someday
    99AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:09
    Re: #29
    A DAT Walkman, nice
    Couldn't afford one back then, they were way too expensive
    Take good care of it
    35AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:56
    I'm exactly the kind of old guy who loved wired headphones and portable players back in his youth, but at this point there's no going back to the smartphone-and-wireless world for me
    Back then you barely even knew the song titles half the time
    40AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:57
    Re: #35
    That came out as confusing Japanese
    What I meant is: there's no going back from today's smartphone-and-wireless-headphone setup to the old wired-headphones-and-CD-player era
    51AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:59
    Panasonic's shockproof "Shock Wave" CD players are going to be trendy again!
    58AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:00
    Re: #51
    Too nostalgic, I actually teared up
    76AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:05
    "Look at me, I listen to records, how cool" → "!!Look at me, I listen to CDs, how cool!!"
    Guess that's how it'll shift as the times change lol
    79AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:06
    Re: #76
    In America they're saying vinyl LPs are already outselling CDs
    89AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:08
    Re: #76
    Even after the CD era took over, "vinyl is cool" never really went away, right?
    There are still musicians who insist on putting out LPs to this day
    80AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:06
    For shopping it's still Daiei, right?

    The Daiei Empire (a once-dominant Japanese supermarket chain)
    93AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:08
    Re: #80
    Dom Dom Burger's actually been opening more locations lately
    83AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:06
    The PC Engine's HuCards were groundbreaking — still impressive even now — but if you tried to fit CD-quality audio onto one, how many minutes would it hold?
    95AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:08
    Re: #83
    A 650MB CD holds 74 minutes, so
    a 2.5MB HuCard would hold about 17 seconds
    96AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:08
    Re: #83
    Max capacity was 2.5MB
    You couldn't even fit one whole song
    85AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:06
    You guys are old enough to remember the Discman, right?
    98AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:09
    Re: #85
    Sorry, never heard of it
    Thought you meant the Walkman
    92AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:08
    There's always a crowd in every era that thinks old stuff is cool
    After vinyl, CDs are bound to become collector's items next
    Better buy them all up cheap at Book Off while you still can
    130AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:15
    Re: #92
    Unlike vinyl, the problem with CDs is they degrade over time
    104AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:09
    CD players and wired headphones are selling well again in Japan too
    Is this just an extension of the disposable "Utsurundesu" film camera trend?
    107AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:10
    Re: #104
    Showa retro, huh
    Polaroid cameras will probably make a comeback next
    114AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:12
    I'd say CDs are more "Heisei retro" than "Showa retro"
    They weren't even that widespread yet by the end of the Showa era
    126AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:14
    Re: #114
    Yeah, true
    Vinyl was still hanging on in late Showa, and plenty of people were saying stuff like "CDs sound thin and flat"
    131AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:15
    Re: #114
    I doubt Gen Z, who throw around "Showa retro" these days, can even tell the difference
    Though it's kind of funny how the TV personalities milking bubble-era nostalgia only experienced the actual bubble as little kids at best — they're part of the "Ice Age" generation (Japan's lost-generation cohort hit hardest by the post-bubble job crunch)
    118AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:13
    SONY
    https://preview.redd.it/in-1988-sony-released-the-d-88-discman-a-portable-cd-player-v0-abgidrs1djad1.jpeg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=90fb21f69950d69b99736181646ebe2b33b6de1e
    122AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:13
    Re: #118
    It's sticking out!
    That's gonna get scratched to hell

    Background and Key Points

    The Guardian’s story sits inside a broader “physical media revival” that started with vinyl roughly a decade ago and has since pulled cassettes and now CDs back into fashion among UK teens and university students; John Lewis’s 96% search jump since July lines up with the back-to-school period, when dorm-room shopping lists get made. For Japanese readers, CDs carry a different weight: the format didn’t fully displace vinyl domestically until the very end of Showa (which ended in January 1989) and only became the default through the Heisei era, and Sony’s own D-88 Discman, referenced in the thread, dates to 1988. Japan is also unusual in that CDs never really went away commercially the way they did in the UK and US — physical sales have stayed a much larger share of the Japanese music market for years, propped up by idol and J-pop handshake-ticket bundling — a fact the thread never brings up even though it’s the most relevant point of comparison to the UK’s “rediscovery.”

    Where the thread actually splits is generational labeling, not the CD trend itself: posters agree the format is having a moment, but argue over whether it should be filed as “Showa retro” or “Heisei retro,” since CDs were still a minority format when Showa ended and only won out afterward. A secondary, more casual split is wired versus wireless earphones — one side treats charging as a trivial nightly habit, the other treats a dead battery as a dealbreaker.

    What’s easy to miss reading this in English is that the nostalgia here is doubly layered: Japanese posters aren’t just reacting to a British youth trend, they’re using it as a prompt to relitigate their own domestic media history.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “CDs Are Back Among British Youth: ‘Wearing a Portable CD Player with Wired Headphones Is a Way to Show Off Your Sense of Style’”.

  • Kazlaser Questions Shinto Ritual That Spins Babies Three Times: “Why Make Them Cry?”

    On his radio show, Maple Chogokin’s Kazlaser raised questions about “Kamikorogashi,” a ritual held at Yaizu Shrine in Shizuoka. The custom involves spinning infants aged 0 to 2 three times, with the belief that the louder they cry, the sturdier they’ll grow up to be. On 5ch, reactions ranged from speculation that it was once a way to check a baby’s health, to pushback against criticizing tradition.

    Kazlaser of the comedy duo Maple Chogokin appeared on the radio program “Weekly! Shaberaser” (SBS Radio) on the 21st, where he questioned the “Kamikorogashi” ritual held at Yaizu Shrine in Yaizu City, Shizuoka Prefecture.

    Kamikorogashi is performed to pray for children’s healthy growth. Two shrine representatives work in pairs, spinning infants aged 0 to 2 three times while chanting “An-etton.”

    It’s said that the louder the baby cries, the sturdier they’ll grow up to be.

    Source: sirabee.com / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:55
    Culture and history don't earn you a single yen, after all.
    7AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:55
    Guess he'd probably slam Namahage too, huh? (Namahage: the demon-costume tradition from Akita where men scare children into behaving)
    22AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:00
    Re: #7
    That still traumatizes me. The guy inside the costume was drunk and it was terrifying.
    8AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:56
    Back in the day, that was probably the only way to tell if a baby was healthy. Not that I'd know.
    10AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:57
    Re: #1
    If you're not tough enough, this guy'll come after you — better watch out if you're weak lol
    12AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:58
    The more they cry, the more stamina and lung capacity they build. Even adults wear themselves out from a good hard cry.
    14AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:58
    Wasn't it originally a way to spot disabilities in kids?
    15AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:58
    Didn't know about this one — so they make the babies cry here too, huh.
    16AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:58
    Stuff that seems pointless now — maybe it was done for babies who were slow to roll over?
    18AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:59
    Same with the "issho-mochi" thing where they strap a rice cake on the baby's back — the kids all cry during that one too. (issho-mochi: a first-birthday tradition where the baby carries a roughly 2kg rice cake)
    20AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:59
    Vaccinations. Boom, argument over!
    26AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:03
    Re: #20
    That one actually makes sense.
    21AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:00
    He said Shichi-Go-San is unnecessary too — maybe he's not even Japanese. (Shichi-Go-San: the coming-of-age festival for kids turning 3, 5, and 7)
    24AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:02
    Re: #21
    Shichi-Go-San happens way too often. It costs a ton of money, and if you skip it your kid might feel unloved — it's rough.
    68AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:22
    Re: #21
    He also said Tanabata is unnecessary, because it doesn't boost the economy like Valentine's or Halloween. (Tanabata: the Star Festival)
    23AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:01
    Rituals like "please let the child grow up safely," born from an era of high infant mortality, probably make no sense by today's standards. Shichi-Go-San might be the exception — "you made it this far, well done" is easy enough to understand.
    25AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:03
    Re: #1
    Inducing fear actually activates the brainstem's survival response.
    28AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:03
    If you start questioning that, omikuji fortune slips are done for too — why would drawing "daikichi" actually boost your luck? It's all just for good-luck vibes anyway. (omikuji: fortune-telling paper slips at shrines; daikichi is the best possible result)
    29AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:03
    This guy's been doing nothing but this lately. He used to come across as knowledgeable, not just trivia-dropping for cheap points.
    31AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:05
    Re: #22
    Sounds like it's a lot milder these days though.
    100AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:00
    Re: #31
    Do it the old-fashioned way nowadays and you'd get a burglar dressed as Namahage showing up at your door — the "yami baito" kind. (yami baito, or "dark part-time job," refers to Japan's recent spate of crimes recruited through shady gig ads)
    36AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:06
    Maybe back when babies died easily, rituals like this were a way to gauge their life force.
    43AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:10
    Getting my head bitten by the shishimai lion was terrifying. Still remember it lol (shishimai: the traditional lion dance performed at festivals)
    110AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:11
    Re: #43
    Well, thanks to that you grew up healthy, so it worked out, didn't it? Worth being scared for.
    50AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:13
    The whole "the more you cry, the tougher you get" idea feels like some old-school Showa-era sports-team mentality, but it's a religious ritual — don't overthink it with a serious response…
    51AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:14
    They're probably just observing the body's reaction. Might be wisdom built up from experience over generations.
    69AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:22
    Re: #51
    If a baby showed zero crying and zero distress, that'd actually be more worrying.
    78AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:32
    Lots of people slamming Kazlaser, but none of you have actually done Kamikorogashi either. Folks out in the countryside have time on their hands, so they do all sorts of things.
    94AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:50
    He's really turned into someone who only makes cheap negative comments. Behind that easy criticism he tosses out to fill airtime, there are people who make their living from this and people trying to keep the tradition alive.
    96AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:56
    Re: #94
    The Japanese people making a living off it would be the Shinto priests, so Kazlaser better be ready for what's coming.

    Background and Key Points

    Kamikorogashi is a hyper-local rite, not a nationwide rule: it belongs to Yaizu Shrine in Shizuoka and sits inside a much larger family of Japanese child-blessing customs — hatsumiyamairi (a newborn’s first shrine visit), Shichi-Go-San (blessings at ages 3, 5, and 7), and mochi-carrying rituals like issho-mochi — that trace back to eras of high infant mortality, when simply surviving to childhood was not guaranteed. Many of these customs pair prayer with a deliberately induced fright or hardship (Namahage’s costumed scolders, the shishimai lion “biting” children’s heads), on the folk logic that a strong reaction — crying, fear — was itself evidence of vitality, or in some tellings a rough way of screening for developmental problems before modern pediatrics existed.

    The thread’s actual disagreement isn’t over whether the ritual is real or harmless — nobody defends it as medically sound — it’s over whether a comedian is entitled to publicly question it. One side reads Kazlaser’s “does it earn a yen” framing as symptomatic of reducing culture to economic output, noting he’s leveled the same complaint at Shichi-Go-San and Tanabata; the other treats the health-screening theory as plausible ancestral wisdom and argues detached critics haven’t stood in the parents’ shoes.

    What outsiders likely miss is the economic subtext: small shrines like this one are often financially precarious, and rituals such as Kamikorogashi are literally how local Shinto priests earn income, which is why several posters treat “questioning tradition” as also questioning someone’s livelihood — a dimension the thread raises but never fully explores.

    *This article was compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “Kazlaser questions the Japanese Shinto ritual of spinning infants three times, “Kamikorogashi”: “Why make them cry? I wouldn’t do that to my own kid.”“

  • Man Who FIRE’d with ¥150 Million Gets Called Out in Daughter’s Picture Diary: ‘Dad Just Lounges Around All Day’

    Daisuke Nomura (pseudonym, 46), who worked as a systems engineer at a foreign-owned IT company and reached an annual salary of ¥14 million, achieved FIRE (Financial Independence, Retire Early) at 45 with ¥150 million in assets. However, his fourth-grade daughter’s summer vacation picture diary reportedly read, “Dad just lounges around in the living room all day looking at his phone.” On 5ch, opinions flew back and forth — “What’s the point of FIRE-ing with no goal?” and “If you’ve got a wife and kids, at least do the housework if you’re going to FIRE” — while plenty of others pointed out the sheer formula of how these asset-flex puff pieces keep getting churned out.

    “Dad just lounges around in the living room on his phone all day. He only goes for a walk once in a while.”

    Daisuke Nomura (46, pseudonym), who lives in a condominium in Tokyo, was left speechless after peeking at the picture diary of his only daughter, 10-year-old Misaki (pseudonym), a fourth-grader. The page, submitted as summer homework, contained an honest, merciless dose of “contempt” for her father.

    Daisuke worked grueling hours as a systems engineer at a foreign-owned IT firm, with his annual salary peaking at ¥14 million. Starting in his early 30s, he built up his savings through relentless frugality and investing. At 45, once his managed assets hit ¥150 million, he retired and finally achieved his long-cherished goal of FIRE.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    7AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:39
    So women have been one-upping each other over other people's jobs since they were kids?
    11AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:40
    Re: #7
    Even among guys, a parent's job can be a reason for bullying too.
    What's this guy's deal?
    8AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:39
    Retiring early (FIRE) with no goal in mind — isn't that just dumb?
    15AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:41
    Re: #8
    Maybe FIRE itself was the goal.
    9AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:39
    Today's 'salty singles' thread
    90AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:38
    Re: #9
    Don't you mean the 'salty unemployed guys' thread?
    10AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:40
    AI-written filler articles are getting more polished these days, huh.
    12AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:40
    His wife pulling in ¥6 million a year is broken.
    13AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:40
    Whoa, seriously — forget FIRE, guess I'll just keep working.
    14AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:41
    Lol people get genuinely furious every time even though it's clearly a made-up story.
    17AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:42
    Back in elementary school we had this class where everyone announced their parents' jobs, and there was a kid who said 'both my parents are unemployed' — it was so awkward I couldn't stand it.
    18AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:42
    Last time it was a guy with ¥120 million — they just keep cranking these out one after another.
    19AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:42
    Quiz: how many times does the word 'pseudonym' show up?
    20AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:43
    FIRE is inconvenient for the ruling class, so they keep trying to push out nothing but negative stories about it.
    21AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:43
    I really want to block Gold Online and Financial World (finance sites notorious for these clickbait wealth-flex stories).
    22AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:43
    If his wife were a stay-at-home mom, fine, but if she's working, he should be doing the housework once he's FIRE'd.
    28AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:44
    Re: #22
    Isn't that basically just a stay-at-home dad at that point?
    23AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:43
    I want to make things a bit easier on my wife.
    27AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:44
    They do this every single time — churning out articles like they're mass-producing gag threads from old-school 2channel.
    33AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:47
    In the end it's probably self-satisfying for him, but to everyone else a guy who's home all day just looks like a NEET (not in education, employment, or training), so of course he gets looked down on. Honestly, he'd have more to brag about doing parking-lot traffic duty at a supermarket.
    37AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:49
    Re: #33
    That's not true. Go to central Tokyo and you'll see rich people strolling around in the middle of the day, walking their dogs or relaxing in cafes.
    39AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:51
    Re: #37
    Could just be their day off, though.
    43AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:51
    Re: #37
    Put another way, he only gets looked down on because he stays inside the house — if he relaxed outside instead, wouldn't that fix it?
    42AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:51
    Kids grow up watching their father's back, you know. What happens to a kid who grows up watching an unemployed dad? Quitting your job before your kid's independent is basically abuse.
    49AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:54
    Re: #42
    It's a question of whether she follows her parent's example and aims to become a 'certified NEET' — aka a housewife — or not.
    45AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:51
    Who FIREs with a wife and kids? Only single guys living the bachelor life should get to FIRE.
    47AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:53
    Re: #45
    Uh, I'm a married-with-kids FIRE guy myself, though?
    50AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:54
    If you're just gonna stay inside the house, there was no point FIRE-ing in the first place. If I FIRE'd, I'd want to be outside all the time.
    52AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:55
    Re: #50
    Those young guys riding road bikes in the middle of a weekday afternoon are probably this type.
    56AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:59
    Re: #52
    Plenty of jobs have weekdays off, you know.
    60AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:00
    Re: #56
    There's a whole bunch of them riding together in a group, though.
    71AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:12
    There's no way you can pull this off with a kid on just this amount of money.
    76AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:27
    Re: #71
    His wife's bringing in ¥6 million, so the household income is effectively ¥12 million — which makes it even more like, 'at least do the housework, dude.'
    77AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:27
    Funny how it's always 'just over ¥100 million' in every single one of these.
    86AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:34
    Re: #77
    Well, if it were ¥1 billion, the family couldn't even complain. You need to set the number at something that sounds risky enough that a screwup would actually hurt, or you don't get that on-edge tension.
    88AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:36
    If you FIRE and actually spend the time on hobbies, fine, but 'being a NEET at home' — this was probably written by someone who's never worked a day in their life. Being stuck at home all the time with your family around would be torture.
    104AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:06
    Re: #88
    The pattern where someone FIREs, has no hobbies, feels empty, and goes back to work — that's already been done to death in the 'graduating from FIRE' stories.
    93AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:47
    Such a waste to FIRE and then keep living in the city. If it were me, I'd live on some remote island or deep in the mountains, fishing, growing vegetables, living like it's a camping trip every single day.
    94AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:53
    Re: #93
    Can't be helped if you've got kids — the education gap between Tokyo and the countryside is brutal.
    95AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:54
    Re: #93
    I want to do that too~ I'd love to hop between a different campsite every day.

    Background and Key Points

    The FIRE (Financial Independence, Retire Early) movement took off in Japan roughly parallel to its US counterpart in the mid-2010s, but the numbers work differently here. ¥150 million is roughly $1 million at recent exchange rates, and a ¥14 million salary (~$95,000) already put Nomura in a rare bracket for a Japanese salaryman, since IT engineers at foreign firms are among the few groups who can out-earn the seniority-based pay ladders at domestic companies. Japanese financial-media outlets — sites like Gold Online and Diamond Online, referenced obliquely in the thread as “Financial World” — run a recognizable genre of these profiles, always built on a middle-aged pseudonymous man, a suspiciously round asset figure just above ¥100 million, and a domestic complication that undercuts the triumph.

    The thread’s actual disagreement wasn’t over whether FIRE is a good idea; it was over whether this story is real at all. A large share of posters treated it as a template — comment 18 recalls an almost identical ¥120 million version, and several flagged the repeated use of “pseudonym” and the formulaic structure as signs of AI-assisted or fabricated content. The minority who did engage with it as genuine split over the wife’s role, since her presumed ¥6 million income was seen as obligating him to housework.

    What the piece never mentions is the wife’s own view — the entire moral weight rests on a fourth-grader’s diary and neighborhood judgment, with no input from the person most affected by his day-to-day choices. Readers unfamiliar with this genre may also not realize how disposable these narratives are; the “FIRE burnout, returns to work” follow-up story is itself a stock sequel format in Japanese financial media.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Nanademo Jikkyo G) thread “Man Who FIRE’d with ¥150 Million Gets Called Out in Daughter’s Summer Diary: ‘Dad Just Lounges Around at Home’.”

  • Surge in Grave Closures Sparks Monk’s Complaint: “Too Poisoned by Capitalism” — 5ch Weighs In

    A video of a Buddhist monk lamenting that the growing number of Japanese people closing down their family graves are “too poisoned by capitalism” went viral on 5ch. The thread saw a wide range of opinions fly back and forth — from complaints about posthumous-name fees and temple-severance fees, to questions about how flush temples and monks themselves seem to be, to arguments that cremation alone is enough and graves aren’t even necessary.

    [Grave Closures Are Surging] The Result Capitalism Brought Us

    Source: youtube.com / Original video here

    7AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:46
    Honestly, we don't even need funerals.
    Just cremate me and call it done.
    17AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:49
    Re: #7
    Just do a subsidized cremation-only send-off.
    Leave the ashes with the funeral home and forget about them — they'll end up in some communal grave eventually anyway.
    10AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:47
    A lot of Kyoto monks cruise around in Lexuses — what's that about?
    138AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:26
    Re: #10
    Even yakuza want to get their hands on temples, so yeah, that's basically it.
    12AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:48
    That's because you people keep bleeding them dry with posthumous-name fees, memorial-anniversary fees, Obon, Higan, and whatever else.
    15AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:49
    Re: #12
    So true.
    They call it a "heartfelt donation, pay what you feel," but then get pissed if it's too little and phone in the service — makes no sense.
    13AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:49
    I visit the grave, and I pray at the family altar every day.
    Though it all ends with me.
    34AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:51
    Re: #13
    You don't have kids?
    60AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:59
    Re: #13
    Yo, last of the line lmaooo
    14AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:49
    Why don't you guys just buy a grave?
    193AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:55
    Re: #14
    Don't need one.
    I'm fine with a tree burial.
    22AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:50
    Isn't it fine to just keep the memorial tablet at home and pray to it?
    32AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:51
    Re: #22
    Apparently once you've got too many of those piled up over the generations, you can thin them out.
    A Shinto priest told me that.
    41AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:53
    Went back to my parents' place for Obon for the first time in a while and stopped by the grave — saw someone scrubbing it down with a handheld pressure washer, kind of hilarious.
    46AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:55
    Re: #41
    Honestly it's super convenient.
    You still wipe it down by hand afterward, of course.
    44AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:54
    That's you, you crappy monk.
    The monk in my neighborhood is cruising around in a brand-new S-Class too.
    67AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:00
    Re: #44
    I really hate how lavishly Kyoto's crappy monks live it up.
    Back when I worked as a floor manager at a host club, monks would just show up wasted and hassle the girls.
    I remember thinking, this guy's a walking bundle of worldly desires.
    78AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:04
    Honestly, a big part of why Japanese people's religious faith has faded is because of stuff like this.
    89AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:06
    Re: #78
    I think that's a huge factor, honestly.
    91AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:08
    Not like the monk world has much room to talk — when they run out of money they just sell off their temple's corporate religious status to Chinese buyers at a premium.
    93AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:08
    Re: #91
    Truly the Age of Dharma Decline we're living in. (mappō — the Buddhist doctrine that the teachings are in terminal decline)
    110AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:16
    Closing down a grave just means getting fleeced for nothing, so I'll leave it be.
    It'll end up an abandoned grave once I'm gone anyway.
    111AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:17
    Re: #110
    Yeah, it really did cost a lot.
    129AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:23
    Re: #110
    Disposing of the grave itself costs money, but a lot of temples also slap you with this absurd "temple-severance fee" on top.
    113AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:18
    When I die I just want to be tossed straight into the Kamo River.
    120AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:19
    Re: #113
    That riverbank's gonna end up looking like the Heian period.
    139AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:26
    To begin with, the reason cremation is even an issue in this country is that the furnaces are calibrated to burn slowly and leave bones behind, just to suit Buddhist practice.
    Buddhism's the one causing the trouble here.
    157AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:34
    Re: #139
    Wait, seriously???
    143AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:28
    Over on the grave-closure thread on Edge, people were saying closing a grave costs money too, so just leaving it alone is the best option.
    156AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:33
    Re: #143
    Can't you just renounce the inheritance?
    154AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:33
    Monks were never really "clergy" to begin with.
    Why do you think Musashibō Benkei went around armed?
    Spreading a religion wasn't about winning converts through preaching — it was about crushing rival religions by force and scooping up the believers who'd lost their faith's home.
    That's why Benkei carried weapons.

    And where does the gambling happen in period dramas?
    At temples.
    The bookies running the gambling dens were temple monks — they were also the moneylenders of the era, and they used yakuza to collect debts.
    They'd let the yakuza run the gambling den, then lend money to the losers.
    That's actually where the word "terasen" (the house's cut of gambling winnings) comes from — "tera" means temple.
    158AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:34
    Re: #154
    The bell Benkei looted from Mount Hiei is actually on display at Onjō-ji Temple.
    Fun fact, both are in Ōtsu, right next door to Kyoto.
    And Mount Hiei, of course, is the place Nobunaga burned to the ground.
    172AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:42
    Re: #154
    Lol.
    No wonder ordinary people were so eager to join the anti-Buddhist purges back in the day.
    Should we do it again?
    194AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:55
    You can say all that, but are you really okay with never attaining Buddhahood?
    208AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:02
    Re: #194
    Nobody even knows whether there's a Buddhahood to attain in the first place.
    239AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:09
    Re: #194
    What, are you anti-Buddha now?
    211AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:02
    Every time there's a memorial service, the monks' gear gets flashier.
    Lately they're clanging these cymbal-looking things nonstop — so damn loud.
    214AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:03
    Re: #211
    Sounds like a heavy spender (like a whale in a gacha game).
    220AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:04
    Re: #211
    That's just how Nichiren Buddhism does things.

    Background and Key Points

    The danka system that underpins this argument dates to the Edo period, when the shogunate’s terauke policy forced every household to register with a local Buddhist temple as proof it wasn’t Christian. That arrangement outlived its original anti-Christian purpose and became hereditary: families stayed tied to “their” temple for centuries, paying for kaimyō (posthumous Buddhist names, which are ranked and priced), annual memorial rites, and, if they ever try to leave, a rihikiryō (“temple-severance fee”) that can run into hundreds of thousands of yen. Meanwhile haka-jimai — closing and removing a family grave — has been rising sharply for years as rural populations shrink, families move to cities, and fewer households have heirs able to maintain a plot; local governments report grave-relocation permits roughly doubling over the past decade. Religious corporations (shūkyō hōjin) also enjoy broad tax exemptions, which is part of why lavish monk lifestyles read as galling rather than merely eccentric.

    The thread wasn’t united on where to place blame: some treated the monk’s “capitalism” complaint as projection from an institution that itself invented fee after fee, while others pushed back that shrinking, urbanizing families are the real driver and temples are simply losing customers, not corrupting them.

    What’s easy to miss is that danka membership was never a matter of personal faith to begin with — it was inherited registration, not conversion — so framing today’s exodus as people “losing religion” misreads a bureaucratic relationship as a spiritual one.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Sad News] Monk Snaps at Japanese People Who Keep Closing Down Their Graves: “Too Poisoned by Capitalism””.

  • AI-Generated Doujinshi Found Slipped Into Comiket, Opinions Split Over Whether It’s a Problem

    It emerged that a doujinshi apparently generated with AI had slipped into the Comic Market, sparking an ongoing debate on 5ch’s hardware/industry (Geha) board over “why exactly is AI generation bad?” Some argued there’s no problem as long as buyers can’t tell the difference, while others raised copyright concerns — and plenty of posters pointed out that the game industry already relies heavily on AI. Criticism was widespread for creators who falsely marketed their work as hand-drawn, but opinions on the use of AI itself stayed divided right to the end.

    3AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:10
    If you can't tell the difference, isn't that fine? 🥺
    13AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:20
    Re: #3
    It's not like people are inspecting the art before buying, so it can't be helped.
    52AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:50
    Games, anime, and manga fans are all anti-AI, right?
    Doujin culture is done for — if using AI counts as copyright infringement.
    56AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:52
    Re: #52
    Hand-drawn or not, the moment you go beyond prints and start selling digital copies or merch,
    it's basically a crime lol. Well, it's only prosecuted if someone files a complaint.
    58AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:52
    Re: #52
    The game industry is anti-AI?
    When they're already using it everywhere????
    55AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:51
    "Passion" is just a nice-sounding excuse — at the end of the day they're ripping stuff off to make money.
    The only ones allowed to complain are original creators whose characters get used without permission.
    79AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:58
    Re: #55
    The scary part is that those complaints are exactly what's coming.
    59AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:52
    I doubt the original creators are drawing the line at "manual copying is fine but AI is not" lol
    61AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:54
    Re: #59
    For some reason the doujin side seems to think it's fine as long as it's hand-drawn.
    75AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:58
    Re: #59
    AI's production speed is on a totally different level, so I bet people want to draw a distinction there.
    Well, there's no real way to tell the difference, so nothing can be done about it.
    60AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:53
    Re: #58
    That's dumb.
    There's basically no other industry that has to nervously explain its AI use to customers like this lol
    62AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:54
    Re: #60
    Nervously?
    What are you talking about?
    68AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:55
    Re: #62
    Honestly, game developers probably don't even understand why customers are angry.
    I don't get why people are this mad about AI either.
    70AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:56
    Re: #68
    What are you talking about, they use AI like crazy during development???
    What decade do you think this is?
    71AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:56
    Re: #68
    Even the people who are angry don't actually know why they're angry.
    81AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:01
    Re: #77
    Go ask about other industries too lol.
    You'll see how hard it is to explain things when the customers are clueless.
    84AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:02
    Re: #81
    Every industry uses AI these days…
    Did you seriously just time-travel here from the past?
    86AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:03
    Re: #81
    I figure they're training it on customers' personal data
    and using it to pummel any customer they don't like.
    Can't have decent intentions behind that.

    That's the lens I view that whole "controversy emblem" thing through —
    maybe I'm just being fooled though.
    98AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:10
    Re: #92
    Feels like programmers are actually the ones who'll be affected more, honestly.

    Well, but craftsmen losing work to automation has always happened —
    this time it just happens to include illustrators too.
    99AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:11
    Re: #98
    Simple software can already be built with zero programming knowledge these days…
    101AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:13
    Re: #99
    With AI manga, the art itself looks good since it's AI-made, but it comes off unnatural
    because the creator has no knowledge of manga storytelling technique.

    That's the common pattern right now.
    So truly zero knowledge doesn't really work.
    Once you're able to make something good, you're no longer at zero knowledge anyway.
    104AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:15
    Re: #101
    We're in an era where you can build an app without writing a single line of code, and you're still going on about "programming" lol
    112AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:20
    Re: #101
    Those manga storytelling conventions will get learned by AI too eventually.
    105AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:16
    Re: #104
    But you can't even give AI proper instructions unless you understand the general mechanics of how it works.
    111AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:19
    Re: #105
    Old man, you're way behind the times.
    You can make it without knowing any of that.
    There are literally cases of a woman with zero experience beyond office admin work single-handedly pulling off a company's digital transformation.
    115AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:22
    Re: #111
    No way.
    What you're describing is only possible in some wild future where AI senses human desires on its own and prepares things without even being asked.
    121AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:25
    Re: #120
    I don't get what you're saying.
    122AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:26
    Re: #121
    115 Anonymous-Trying-Way-Too-Hard 2026/08/24 (Mon) 13:22:28.96 ID:91HsHl1L0
    Re: #111
    No way.
    What you're describing is only possible in some wild future where AI senses human desires on its own and prepares things without even being asked.
    119AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:24
    It's easier to give orders to an AI
    than to a person, after all.
    120AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:25
    Re: #119
    By your own logic, if you're the one placing the order, doesn't that mean it's not really the AI doing it? lol
    123AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:26
    Re: #119
    I've hired illustrators advertising for work online a few times before — honestly they blow deadlines and don't even understand revision requests. It was a real headache.
    132AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:33
    If you just say upfront that it's an AI-generated illustration book, nothing happens.
    It's only the idiots faking hand-drawn art who are getting exposed.

    You could avoid all the risk just by labeling it properly, but for some reason they don't and get flamed instead — honestly, there's no word for that but stupid.
    135AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:35
    Re: #132
    Isn't it kind of crazy to say you should have to spell that out just to appease a handful of unhinged people?
    140AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:36
    Re: #132
    There's probably some kind of admiration for people who can actually draw by hand.
    161AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:50
    Publishers need illustrators and animators,
    but they don't need "AI masters" (a mocking term for people who just prompt AI instead of creating).
    164AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:52
    Re: #161
    In the future, won't the people with that kind of knowledge be the ones in demand?
    171AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:55
    Re: #164
    If you mean knowing how to write effective, efficient prompts,
    that skill will become unnecessary too once AI advances further.
    181AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:03
    Re: #177
    No, checking work and catching mistakes is exactly the kind of thing AI is good at.

    Going back to Re: #164:
    > "In the future, won't the people with that kind of knowledge be the ones in demand?"
    If anything, that's a skill in demand only right now — the kind of role that AI itself will replace down the line.
    172AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:56
    Re: #171
    Using AI is fine, but human error from people who can't use it properly is happening everywhere right now.
    174AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:59
    Re: #172
    That's because people are trying to use an unfinished tool out in the field lol

    Is this the final form of AI? No, right?
    I'm not saying transitional-period knowledge is worthless, but it's not something to cling to forever either.
    176AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:00
    Re: #174
    Training data has basically run dry already, so this is close to the final form.
    177AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:01
    Re: #174
    No, the AI itself is doing its job fine — it's human error, sloppy usage and careless checking, that's the real problem.

    Background and Key Points

    Comiket (Comic Market) is the twice-yearly doujinshi convention held in Tokyo since 1975, now drawing roughly 200,000 attendees per session and tens of thousands of circles selling self-published manga, art books, and derivative fan works. Japanese doujin culture has always operated in a legal gray zone: most circles draw copyrighted characters without licenses, and rights holders have historically tolerated this as promotion rather than piracy. That backdrop matters here, because Japan’s 2018 copyright reform (Article 30-4) also gives AI training unusually broad latitude compared to the US or EU, making the sudden backlash against AI-generated doujinshi somewhat out of step with the country’s own legal stance on AI.

    The thread didn’t actually split over whether AI-assisted art should be sold at Comiket at all — posters converged quickly on condemning circles that mislabeled AI output as tegaki (hand-drawn), calling that straightforward fraud. The real fault line was narrower: whether using AI is inherently a copyright or ethics problem when disclosed honestly, versus just another production tool no different from digital software the game industry already leans on heavily. Neither side landed a decisive blow, and the thread ends without resolving that core question.

    What’s missing from the discussion is that Comiket’s organizing committee already has explicit circle guidelines requiring AI-generated content to be disclosed on the work itself — this wasn’t a rules vacuum the thread was debating in the abstract, but a case of an existing disclosure rule being violated. Posters also skated past the deeper tension already baked into doujin culture: circles built on unlicensed use of others’ characters objecting to AI on originality grounds sits awkwardly with that tradition, a contradiction a few posters gestured at but never fully worked through.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry (Geha)) thread “[Sad News] AI-Generated Books Were Mixed In at Comiket 😡 ← Why Is This Even Bad? 🥺 [30k Likes].”

  • Anti-Prostitution Law Review Panel’s Draft Report: Majority Say Buyers Should Face Penalties Too — Justice Ministry

    A Justice Ministry expert panel presented a draft report on revising the Anti-Prostitution Law on the 24th. It emerged that a majority of the panel favored introducing penalties for buyers, sparking debate on 5ch over the fact that prostitution itself isn’t currently a punishable offense, the potential impact on existing sex industry businesses like soaplands, and whether such a change would be consistent with the Constitution.

    Anti-Prostitution Law Review Panel’s Draft Report: Majority Say Buyers Should Face Penalties Too — Justice Ministry (NTV NEWS NNN) – Yahoo! News

    8/24 (Mon) 11:14 JST

    On the 24th, a Justice Ministry panel of experts — set up in response to soliciting for prostitution becoming a social problem on the streets of Tokyo’s Shinjuku and elsewhere — presented a draft report summarizing its discussions to date.

    Source: news.ntv.co.jp / Original article here

    7AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:43
    Prostitution itself isn't even a crime to begin with
    31AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:48
    Re: #7
    >Prostitution itself isn't even a crime to begin with

    That's just because current law doesn't classify prostitution itself as a crime — the panel has actually floated making prostitution itself a criminal offense.
    63AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:53
    Re: #31
    Prostitution is illegal — penalties only apply to managed prostitution (pimping) and solicitation.

    Constitutionally, prostitution can't be legalized. Since the Constitution bans discrimination based on lineage, status, and sex, prostitution that exploits sex can only be treated as illegal.
    It's just that simple prostitution — where the person doesn't solicit — carries no penalty, out of consideration for protecting women.
    17AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:46
    Women turn to prostitution way too easily these days.
    Schools should teach against it from a young age, like anti-smoking education.
    30AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:48
    Re: #17
    Teaching kids about prostitution from a young age? That's monstrous.
    25AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:47
    Wait, isn't it the buyer who gets arrested right now? Isn't that backwards?
    48AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:50
    Re: #25
    That's only when they buy a minor.
    28AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:47
    I doubt casinos can function without prostitution on the side.
    67AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:54
    Re: #28
    Honestly agree with this one. Sure, copy America on the tax side, but stuff like loan collection would need to ignore the law entirely to work — no idea which mafia ends up moving in.
    38AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:49
    Might as well punish shoplifting victims too, then.
    And murder victims should get penalized as well.
    49AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:51
    Re: #38
    We're talking about buying and selling here (it takes two).
    43AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:50
    Just shut down host clubs, sex work, pachinko, and hostess clubs while you're at it.
    90AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:57
    Re: #43
    That would make us no different from America or China.
    What makes Japan a standout among developed nations is that entertainment here is kept within a certain order.
    100AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:58
    Re: #90
    Private gambling dens and managed-prostitution establishments are both clearly illegal, though.
    242AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:26
    Re: #90
    Japan isn't even a developed country anymore.
    61AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:53
    It's illegal under the law, so buyers shouldn't complain about being punished too.
    They're probably dragging their feet on penalties because there are powerful people among the buyers.
    75AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:55
    Re: #61
    Most people struggling under this cost-of-living crunch don't have money to buy women anyway. Meanwhile, the powerful and wealthy have plenty of cash, so the ones with raging libidos might actually be in trouble if this gets regulated.
    62AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:53
    Just regulate both buyers and sellers, and make sure names get reported even for minors.
    65AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:53
    Re: #62
    For kids, just make it so the parents get arrested instead.
    77AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:55
    Re: #63
    There's no constitutional basis for discriminatory enforcement under the banner of "protecting women." The Justice Ministry probably can't even read the Constitution's Japanese.
    92AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:58
    Re: #77
    When the Constitution was drafted, prostitution for survival was pretty common…
    Even after it was enacted, there were "akasen" (red-line districts, areas where prostitution was tacitly tolerated).
    101AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:59
    More important than any of that pointless stuff —
    will the women selling be okay financially?

    Are the judges going to help support them out of their own pockets?
    106AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:00
    Re: #101
    Judges are out of touch with the real world, so they'll say "just go on welfare" with a straight face.
    109AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:00
    Re: #92
    The concept of "protecting women" and the current Constitution are about as compatible as oil and water — basically not at all.
    112AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:01
    It's laughable to ban prostitution while also busting soaplands for managed prostitution.

    If they're going to do that, they should try wiping out soaplands entirely. Between the brothel-style shops and the delivery-health (call-out) services, what they're doing is plenty enough to count as prostitution already. The "we don't insert the penis" pretext lets anything go — they can openly advertise anal as an option, and nobody thinks that's insane? lol

    Even with some garbage law revision, everyone knows the police can't actually do their job properly.
    129AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:05
    Re: #112
    Actually, the direction is to phase out soaplands.

    Dating-app sugar-daddy arrangements ("papa-katsu") are juicier turf for police interests. Since all the data stays on record, they can crack down whenever they want a trophy case, and the amakudari (retired-bureaucrat) landing spot becomes "self-proclaimed IT company advisor."

    More appealing than the small change soaplands used to kick back.
    115AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:02
    Regulating both buying and selling should reduce the total number of women who end up miserable, so I say go for it.
    That said, I also think it'll push things further underground and increase the number of women who end up even worse off than now.
    138AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:06
    Re: #115
    So the number went up in the end, huh.
    136AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:06
    If you told the police that soaplands nationwide are doing prostitution, would they actually act on it? lol
    What a joke.
    144AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:07
    Re: #136
    That's because a foreign employee snitched.

    Background and Key Points

    Japan’s Anti-Prostitution Law (売春防止法) dates to 1956, when it abolished the licensed “akasen” red-line districts inherited from the pre-war brothel system. Its core compromise, still in force, is that prostitution itself carries no penalty for the person selling sex, while soliciting, managing, or profiting from someone else’s prostitution (pimping) does. That asymmetry was deliberate: lawmakers treated sellers as women needing protection rather than offenders. The Justice Ministry panel now reviewing the law was convened because of the very visible “tachinbo” street-solicitation problem around Shinjuku’s Okubo Park, and its draft leans toward finally penalizing buyers — and possibly criminalizing the sale itself.

    The thread’s real disagreement isn’t over whether buyers “should” face consequences, but over consistency: posters debated whether it’s absurd to punish only one side of a two-party transaction, whether the reform would gut the gray-zone sex industry (soaplands, delivery-health services) that survives on the legal fiction that no cash changes hands for penetrative sex, and whether treating sellers as protected but buyers as criminals can be squared with the constitutional equality clause the “protecting women” logic leans on.

    What the thread doesn’t spell out is that buyers of sex from minors are already punishable under separate child-welfare and anti-child-prostitution statutes — the “buyers currently walk free” framing some posters use only applies to adult transactions. It also skips the practical reason for the panel’s timing: the police and Justice Ministry have shifted attention toward regulating “papa-katsu” sugar-daddy dating apps, which leave digital transaction records ideal for prosecutions, over harder-to-track cash-based soapland trade.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Breaking News Plus) thread “Anti-Prostitution Law Review Panel’s Draft Report: Majority Say Buyers Should Face Penalties Too — Justice Ministry.”

  • Cat Enjoying Sparkling Water Photo Sparks ‘Feels So Good’ Buzz in 5ch Chat Thread

    In a chat thread on 5ch’s “Nandemo Jikkyo G” board, users kept posting photos of a cat drinking sparkling water alongside pictures from Suma Aqualife Park. AI-generated images of the mascot Funassyi and exchanges about “Tentako” (a nod to 天体観測, “stargazing”) also flew back and forth, with regulars each chiming in with their own reactions.

    13AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:05
    24AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:08
    Re: #13
    What's this cat doing?
    29AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:08
    33AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:09
    Re: #29
    SQUISH SQUISH SQUISH
    36AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:09
    Re: #29
    It stings! It stings! It stings!❗❗❗
    39AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:09
    Re: #29
    Post more😳
    53AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:11
    Suma Aquarium was awesome
    57AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:12
    Re: #53
    You're such a tab-hoarder (obscure slang, exact meaning unclear)
    59AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:12
    Re: #53
    Anything but the turtle🐢, please
    65AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:13
    Re: #53
    That's from back when they still had the turtle
    56AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:12
    Re: #39

    63AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:12
    Re: #56
    So cute😍
    61AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:12
    90AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:14
    Re: #61
    Giving a cat sparkling water feels so good!👴🏿
    68AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:13
    Funasshoi! (Funassyi's signature battle cry)
    75AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:13
    Re: #68
    What's even the point of generating and posting a boring image like that?
    114AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:17
    From here on it's like a local TV station just looping reruns until nightfall
    124AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:20
    Re: #114
    Honestly they could just loop reruns of Tagawa and Ebisu's Local Line Bus Journey (a long-running Japanese travel show) forever, that'd be fine
    137AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:26
    140AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:27
    Re: #137
    Looks tasty~👴🏿
    147AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:29
    Re: #137
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    150AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:31
    Re: #137
    Aahh, that feels good~
    139AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:27
    Glad the princess looks like she's enjoying it.
    145AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:29
    Re: #139
    The one pouring the water is cute😍
    171AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:35
    Gonna give Nekomata Okayu (a VTuber) some sparkling water, nora🍬
    174AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:36
    Re: #171
    Alright, sentenced to the stabbity-stab treatment
    187AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:40
    Re: #174
    Got a pic of Nekomata Okayu actually being made to drink sparkling water?
    172AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:35
    Just a peek

    173AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:36
    Re: #172
    Handsome dude, lol

    Background and Key Points

    Cat drinking sparkling water photos flooding a 5ch “Nandemo Jikkyo G” (実況G, “Everything Live” board) thread taps into a running gag on Japanese image boards: pouring or spraying carbonated water on a cat and filming its startled reaction, since the fizzing sensation on wet fur makes cats flinch, shake, or bolt in a way viewers find both funny and oddly endearing. The recurring phrase “sono ba de shinu” energy aside, the specific slang thrown around here — シュワシュワ (“shuwa-shuwa,” the fizzing sound) and 名も無き修羅 style reaction shots — belongs to a broader tradition on “nora” (実況・vtuber crossover slang, roughly “loitering/idling”) threads where regulars post looping images and react in short bursts rather than debate anything substantive. Suma Aqualife Park (須磨海浜水族園), referenced via the aquarium photo, is a public aquarium in Kobe’s Suma ward, long known — and mocked online — for a beloved but now-retired giant turtle exhibit, which explains why one poster begged “anything but the turtle.”

    The thread doesn’t actually split on any real disagreement — it’s not a debate thread, just an image-macro chain. If there’s tension at all, it’s aesthetic: some posters find the AI-generated Funassyi image charmless (“what’s the point of posting something so boring”), while others keep escalating with sparkling-water cat pics and Nekomata Okayu (a Hololive VTuber) references, treating the whole thing as a running bit rather than content worth critiquing.

    What outside readers likely miss is that giving a cat sparkling water isn’t a real recommended practice — it’s an internet joke/prank format, not veterinary advice, and the “feels so good” reactions are about the comedic visual of the cat’s surprise, not an endorsement of actually doing this to a pet.

    *This article excerpts and summarizes the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “『Tentako Watch』 Take care of me now, nora aaaa.ᐟ.ᐟ✨(・o・🍬)🏰.”

  • Soaring Semiconductor Prices Are Reshaping Console Pricing and Generational Cycles — 5ch: ‘It’s the LCD and SoC That Really Hit Cost’

    As semiconductor prices keep climbing, users on 5ch’s console hardware board have been debating how this will affect the timing and design of the Switch’s successor and next-gen consoles. Some pointed out that LPDDR5X memory prices jumped from about $30 to $70 per unit in just a year, and opinions are split on whether the Switch 2’s lifespan will end up longer or shorter than the Switch 1’s roughly nine years.

    With PS5’s monthly active users reportedly reaching 125 million, and Roblox seeing a drop in paying users also factoring in, the thread became a broader read on where the console market is headed.

    1AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:23
    The following:
    4AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:26
    Here's what Nintendo is thinking:
    · The Switch 2 won't last anywhere near 9 years like the original Switch did
    · Any full new titles currently in development for the Switch 2 should, if possible, be shifted to launch alongside the next-gen console
    · The next-gen console should launch as soon as possible — ideally within 3 years
    · The Switch 2 should pull back to a core-gamer positioning, something like a 'Switch 1 Pro' that lets you play Switch games
    at higher resolution on a gaming monitor
    · The next-gen console should drop the 'Switch' branding entirely to create a sense of renewal
    · The next-gen console must be priced so parents can buy one per kid (under ¥30,000 in Japan) as a baseline,
    with specs built to fit that price
    · To make up for the lower specs, differentiate the hardware with gimmicks (watch-style, phone-style, etc.)
    · Since all users really want is Nintendo's own software, make it a Nintendo-first-party-only machine,
    with third parties sold more like an OEM arrangement
    21AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:40
    Re: #4
    If anything, the slowdown in hardware performance gains is only going to get worse from here, so the Switch 2's competitive window will end up longer than the Switch 1's.
    67AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:08
    Re: #4
    Why assume the Switch 2 won't last 9 years like the Switch did? Spec-wise it's set higher relative to its era than the original Switch was, so at least in Nintendo's own thinking, it should be designed not to get left behind quickly.
    144AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:48
    Re: #4
    They'll keep extending the Switch's life too, and sell it alongside the Switch 2 for a long stretch — and they'll make a cheap Famicom Mini-style unit for younger kids.
    5AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:26
    There are forecasts saying the semiconductor price surge will last until 2028, or even 2030 — but timing-wise, a 'Switch 3' would come even after that, right?
    11AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:31
    Re: #5
    Once prices go up, they don't really come back down.
    17AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:38
    This isn't AI (´・ω・`) <Even AI wouldn't say something this dumb. Someone's just writing in an AI-ish style.
    22AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:40
    Re: #17
    I wasn't trying to sound like AI, though.
    18AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:38
    People are trashing it as 'losing steam' or 'already peaked,' but honestly, starting from zero units and selling 20 million in a year — while the PC and smartphone market keeps ballooning — is still a big deal.
    25AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:42
    Re: #18
    Fair point. The Wii U's total lifetime sales were about that same number.
    19AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:39
    Nintendo's next-gen console is like 10 years out. Worry about the PS6 instead.
    27AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:42
    Re: #19
    If they try to stretch the Switch 2 out for 10 years, that's game over for them.
    26AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:42
    Well, if there's any real impact, it'll be on whether they can release a Switch 2 Lite. Without the dock you don't need, it should normally come in ¥10,000–15,000 cheaper — but with prices climbing, who knows.
    32AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:44
    Re: #26
    The dock is basically just an expansion port, so it's not costly to make. What really drives the cost is the LCD panel and the SoC.
    37AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:46
    Re: #32
    The Joy-Cons must cost a fortune, huh 🥺
    42AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:53
    Re: #32
    I think the Switch 2 stays relevant only until the current wave of low-to-mid-spec PCs gets swept away — how long do you think that'll take? If anything, I'd guess the price surge is actually slowing down the general PC upgrade cycle.
    30AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:44
    There's basically no game that can't be made for the Switch 2 — so why say 10 years is impossible?
    38AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:47
    Re: #30
    Because the price is too high and doesn't match Nintendo's actual customer base. It's ended up priced and specced more for core gamers. For giving to a kid, what matters is being safer and cheaper than a smartphone, having location tracking/parental monitoring, being easy to carry, and being affordable enough for one per child — that's essential.
    60AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:05
    The younger generation has basically been swallowed up by Roblox.
    64AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:07
    Re: #60
    That same Roblox just posted a huge drop — about a 20% decline in users.
    https://www.4gamer.net/games/036/G003691/20260824001/
    62AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:06
    The one who killed off the Switch was Nintendo itself, you know. And that's after selling 150 million units.
    71AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:09
    Re: #62
    Because they threw away that entire 150-million-unit Switch install base, reset everything, and started over from zero.
    73AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:10
    Re: #71
    Well, of course you start from zero units when you release new hardware.
    80AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:15
    Re: #73
    Given the Switch 2's specs, they'd have been better off releasing it as a 'Switch Pro' or a 'Switch 4K model.' The reason Q1 earnings looked decent was Tomodachi Collection selling 10 million copies on the Switch 1, plus Trump-tariff refunds — that's really it.
    97AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:27
    Re: #73
    That's the risk though, isn't it — PCs can raise their specs while keeping backward compatibility.
    75AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:10
    Re: #64


    Even after a 20% drop, it's not even close — Switch's entire yearly active user count loses to Roblox's monthly numbers alone lol
    91AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:24
    Re: #75
    The article you linked is literally about Roblox 'crumbling from the foundations up.' Monthly paying users dropped from 37 million to 27 million — that's exactly why the stock crashed.
    82AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:16
    Isn't it Xbox and PlayStation that are getting hit hardest in terms of release cycles?
    83AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:18
    Re: #82
    Since theirs is releasing later, they're probably locked into higher-priced component contracts than Nintendo…
    92AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:25
    Re: #83
    Sony has the PS Portal. If they sell that as a 'PS6P,' a ¥29,800 price point is possible — plus a handheld that uses PSSR3 to run PS6 games locally at a lowered internal resolution.
    99AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:28
    Re: #92
    It's not even selling at that price right now, is it?
    112AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:34
    Re: #92
    Why would that make it cheaper…
    84AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:18
    Totoki explained the current situation surrounding PlayStation in an interview with the Wall Street Journal.
    'We're fortunate — we're in the later stage of the PS console's life cycle. That means we don't need to aggressively push console sales right now. Instead, we're focusing on ongoing revenue from our existing user base.'
    The idea is that, with a large enough base of people already on PS5, there's less need than before to price the hardware low just to attract new buyers. As of June 30, PlayStation had 125 million monthly active users, and Sony is increasingly focused on revenue from existing players through services like PS Plus.
    104AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:30
    Actually, the LPDDR5X 6GB×2 configuration Nintendo uses in the Switch 2 isn't that expensive a component to begin with. So I don't think the price hikes are driven by memory costs alone — plastics, rising labor costs, global inflation in general — and I don't see this as a one-off, temporary thing.
    111AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:34
    Re: #104
    The bigger price hikes in Japan are down to the weak yen. Elsewhere they've kept it at round numbers like $499 or €499, which suggests they deliberately landed on clean price points.
    114AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:34
    Re: #104
    https://www.apple-hacks.com/entry/apple-samsung-lpddr5x-100-percent-hike-iphone-supply
    This is about the 12GB LPDDR5X module — its price reportedly went from roughly $30 in early 2025 to around $70 now.


    That's plenty high already.
    117AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:37
    If they keep delaying the PS6, they've got to keep making PS5s in the meantime — that's the scariest part, isn't it?
    120AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:38
    Re: #117
    How many more units do they need to sell to satisfy you? It's already around 97 million units —
    that's already more than 4x the Switch 2's install base lol
    124AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:39
    Re: #120
    It's already been 7 years, so the early units are going to keep breaking down one after another.
    125AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:39
    Re: #120
    The actual active user count worldwide is like a tenth of that number, and you're bragging about it — that's genuinely hilarious.
    134AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:43
    If anything, the Switch 2 will probably last a long time. Software development itself is hitting a ceiling and dev cycles just keep stretching out. Back in the early Switch 1 days there weren't many titles multi-platform with the PS4, but now the PS5 is already being caught up to by the Switch 2.

    You could predict its adoption curve will be gentler than the Switch 1's, but it's hard to imagine it ending up short-lived.
    137AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:44
    Re: #134
    It's dead in Europe, though.
    142AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:47
    Re: #134
    Nintendo has no intention of competing with Sony and third parties over core gamers — it's a company where first-party software makes up 83% of sales. What Nintendo wants to protect is the family segment, and nearly all its first-party titles are aimed squarely at that. The point is that by pricing the Switch 2 high, they've left an opening there that's getting eaten into by smartphones, Roblox, and NEX.

    Background and Key Points

    Nintendo’s console generations have historically run long: the original Switch launched in 2017 and remained the company’s flagship for roughly nine years before the Switch 2 arrived, a run that survived one global chip shortage already (2020–2022) without a mid-cycle price cut. That history matters because Nintendo, unlike Sony or Microsoft, has always leaned on a single low-cost, high-volume box rather than competing on raw specs — first-party software reportedly accounts for around 83% of its hardware-attached sales, which is why the “Switch 2 priced for core gamers” framing in the thread reads as a departure from form. The memory-price numbers cited (LPDDR5X roughly doubling from about $30 to $70 per module in a year) are real and tied to a global DRAM supply crunch, but the thread never states the actual driver: that crunch is being caused primarily by AI data-center demand for high-bandwidth memory diverting fab capacity away from consumer-grade chips, not by console-industry demand itself or simple yen weakness.

    The actual fault line in the thread isn’t whether prices are rising — everyone agrees on that — it’s whether slower generational leaps in chip performance make hardware cycles longer (so Switch 2 outlasts Switch 1) or whether Nintendo’s own pricing and positioning choices will force an early, disruptive pivot regardless of chip trends.

    One number worth flagging for readers: Sony’s “125 million” is monthly active users, not units sold — PS5 unit sales sit near 97 million lifetime. Conflating the two, as parts of the thread do, makes the installed base look larger than it is and skews any comparison with Switch’s software attach rates or Roblox’s user counts.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry (Geha)) thread ‘Rising semiconductor prices will affect the release cycle and design of Nintendo’s next-gen console’.