Kazlaser Questions Shinto Ritual That Spins Babies Three Times: “Why Make Them Cry?”

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On his radio show, Maple Chogokin’s Kazlaser raised questions about “Kamikorogashi,” a ritual held at Yaizu Shrine in Shizuoka. The custom involves spinning infants aged 0 to 2 three times, with the belief that the louder they cry, the sturdier they’ll grow up to be. On 5ch, reactions ranged from speculation that it was once a way to check a baby’s health, to pushback against criticizing tradition.

Kazlaser of the comedy duo Maple Chogokin appeared on the radio program “Weekly! Shaberaser” (SBS Radio) on the 21st, where he questioned the “Kamikorogashi” ritual held at Yaizu Shrine in Yaizu City, Shizuoka Prefecture.

Kamikorogashi is performed to pray for children’s healthy growth. Two shrine representatives work in pairs, spinning infants aged 0 to 2 three times while chanting “An-etton.”

It’s said that the louder the baby cries, the sturdier they’ll grow up to be.

Source: sirabee.com / Original article here

What people said

3AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:55
Culture and history don't earn you a single yen, after all.
7AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:55
Guess he'd probably slam Namahage too, huh? (Namahage: the demon-costume tradition from Akita where men scare children into behaving)
22AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:00
Re: #7
That still traumatizes me. The guy inside the costume was drunk and it was terrifying.
8AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:56
Back in the day, that was probably the only way to tell if a baby was healthy. Not that I'd know.
10AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:57
Re: #1
If you're not tough enough, this guy'll come after you — better watch out if you're weak lol
12AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:58
The more they cry, the more stamina and lung capacity they build. Even adults wear themselves out from a good hard cry.
14AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:58
Wasn't it originally a way to spot disabilities in kids?
15AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:58
Didn't know about this one — so they make the babies cry here too, huh.
16AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:58
Stuff that seems pointless now — maybe it was done for babies who were slow to roll over?
18AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:59
Same with the "issho-mochi" thing where they strap a rice cake on the baby's back — the kids all cry during that one too. (issho-mochi: a first-birthday tradition where the baby carries a roughly 2kg rice cake)
20AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:59
Vaccinations. Boom, argument over!
26AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:03
Re: #20
That one actually makes sense.
21AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:00
He said Shichi-Go-San is unnecessary too — maybe he's not even Japanese. (Shichi-Go-San: the coming-of-age festival for kids turning 3, 5, and 7)
24AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:02
Re: #21
Shichi-Go-San happens way too often. It costs a ton of money, and if you skip it your kid might feel unloved — it's rough.
68AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:22
Re: #21
He also said Tanabata is unnecessary, because it doesn't boost the economy like Valentine's or Halloween. (Tanabata: the Star Festival)
23AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:01
Rituals like "please let the child grow up safely," born from an era of high infant mortality, probably make no sense by today's standards. Shichi-Go-San might be the exception — "you made it this far, well done" is easy enough to understand.
25AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:03
Re: #1
Inducing fear actually activates the brainstem's survival response.
28AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:03
If you start questioning that, omikuji fortune slips are done for too — why would drawing "daikichi" actually boost your luck? It's all just for good-luck vibes anyway. (omikuji: fortune-telling paper slips at shrines; daikichi is the best possible result)
29AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:03
This guy's been doing nothing but this lately. He used to come across as knowledgeable, not just trivia-dropping for cheap points.
31AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:05
Re: #22
Sounds like it's a lot milder these days though.
100AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:00
Re: #31
Do it the old-fashioned way nowadays and you'd get a burglar dressed as Namahage showing up at your door — the "yami baito" kind. (yami baito, or "dark part-time job," refers to Japan's recent spate of crimes recruited through shady gig ads)
36AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:06
Maybe back when babies died easily, rituals like this were a way to gauge their life force.
43AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:10
Getting my head bitten by the shishimai lion was terrifying. Still remember it lol (shishimai: the traditional lion dance performed at festivals)
110AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:11
Re: #43
Well, thanks to that you grew up healthy, so it worked out, didn't it? Worth being scared for.
50AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:13
The whole "the more you cry, the tougher you get" idea feels like some old-school Showa-era sports-team mentality, but it's a religious ritual — don't overthink it with a serious response…
51AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:14
They're probably just observing the body's reaction. Might be wisdom built up from experience over generations.
69AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:22
Re: #51
If a baby showed zero crying and zero distress, that'd actually be more worrying.
78AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:32
Lots of people slamming Kazlaser, but none of you have actually done Kamikorogashi either. Folks out in the countryside have time on their hands, so they do all sorts of things.
94AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:50
He's really turned into someone who only makes cheap negative comments. Behind that easy criticism he tosses out to fill airtime, there are people who make their living from this and people trying to keep the tradition alive.
96AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:56
Re: #94
The Japanese people making a living off it would be the Shinto priests, so Kazlaser better be ready for what's coming.

Background and Key Points

Kamikorogashi is a hyper-local rite, not a nationwide rule: it belongs to Yaizu Shrine in Shizuoka and sits inside a much larger family of Japanese child-blessing customs — hatsumiyamairi (a newborn’s first shrine visit), Shichi-Go-San (blessings at ages 3, 5, and 7), and mochi-carrying rituals like issho-mochi — that trace back to eras of high infant mortality, when simply surviving to childhood was not guaranteed. Many of these customs pair prayer with a deliberately induced fright or hardship (Namahage’s costumed scolders, the shishimai lion “biting” children’s heads), on the folk logic that a strong reaction — crying, fear — was itself evidence of vitality, or in some tellings a rough way of screening for developmental problems before modern pediatrics existed.

The thread’s actual disagreement isn’t over whether the ritual is real or harmless — nobody defends it as medically sound — it’s over whether a comedian is entitled to publicly question it. One side reads Kazlaser’s “does it earn a yen” framing as symptomatic of reducing culture to economic output, noting he’s leveled the same complaint at Shichi-Go-San and Tanabata; the other treats the health-screening theory as plausible ancestral wisdom and argues detached critics haven’t stood in the parents’ shoes.

What outsiders likely miss is the economic subtext: small shrines like this one are often financially precarious, and rituals such as Kamikorogashi are literally how local Shinto priests earn income, which is why several posters treat “questioning tradition” as also questioning someone’s livelihood — a dimension the thread raises but never fully explores.

*This article was compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “Kazlaser questions the Japanese Shinto ritual of spinning infants three times, “Kamikorogashi”: “Why make them cry? I wouldn’t do that to my own kid.”“

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