Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Kioxia Overtook Toyota in Market Cap—Then Its Stock Halved in 48 Days. Is Kioxia “Finished”?

    In June 2026, semiconductor memory giant Kioxia overtook Toyota Motor in market capitalization to become Japan’s largest company by that measure—only for its stock price to crash to half that value just 48 days later. The source article points out that Kioxia posted record-high sales and operating profit for the April-June quarter, and argues that the stock’s drop should be considered separately from the actual state of the business. On 5ch, opinion was split: some pointed to operating profit topping ¥1 trillion as proof there’s “no way this company is finished,” while others noted that top shareholder Bain Capital sold off its entire stake in July, right before the crash, and that SK Hynix’s massive NAND production expansion raises the question of whether the results are just a temporary blip driven by market conditions.

    9/12 (Sat) 7:15

    President Online

    In June 2026, semiconductor memory giant Kioxia overtook Toyota Motor in market capitalization to become Japan’s largest company by that measure. But 48 days later, its stock price had been cut in half. Is Kioxia now “finished”? Political scientist Ryuta Ito says, “We need to consider the reasons behind the stock drop separately from whether the underlying business has actually weakened. Sales and operating profit for the April-June quarter were both record highs, and it’s significant that some major IT companies have even proposed multi-year contracts with ‘advance payment’ terms.”

    Source: topics.smt.docomo.ne.jp / Read the original article here

    5AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:49
    In this zero-sum game, retail investors are always the ones who lose
    120AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:35
    Re: #5
    Sounds like President [magazine] is dodging the whole 'suckering in beginner investors' angle
    trying to act like it never happened, that's how it looks to me.
    11AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:50
    Today's news trend
    Seems like AI is about to turn into a monster and bare its fangs at humanity, so maybe I'll lay low for a bit…
    15AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:53
    Compared to Samsung, Kioxia and Toyota are equally trash.
    23AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:54
    There's no way a company pulling in over ¥1 trillion in operating profit is 'finished.'
    34AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:56
    Re: #23
    Maybe it's the yen that's finished
    it's worth half what it was under the DPJ government.
    77AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:09
    Didn't Korea's Hynix buy them out or something?
    79AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:09
    Re: #77
    Nope, they didn't.
    83AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:11
    Re: #79
    Look at the shareholding ratio.
    89AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:14
    Re: #83
    You know Takaichi revised the Foreign Exchange Act in 2026, right?
    Now you need government approval
    to hold shares in semiconductor companies.
    Get what that means?
    It means there's no way they'd sell to a rival company.
    106AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:25
    Whoever bought in when it was over ¥100,000 had way too much guts.
    111AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:28
    Re: #106
    When it's climbing into the ¥100,000s, it's easy to buy.
    When it's crashing down into the ¥30,000s, it's hard to buy.
    108AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:26
    Anything above ¥80,000 felt purely speculative.
    Isn't ¥60,000-70,000 more like the fair price?
    112AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:29
    Re: #108
    No way.
    Kioxia's fair value is more like ¥2,000-3,000 a share.
    113AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:31
    US AI: taking it slow with development 🤗
    Chinese AI: said its performance was great, but sorry, turns out it's just running on America's Claude AI 😎

    Kioxia bagholders better sit tight and tremble waiting for Monday.
    115AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:33
    Re: #113
    I kind of want a Black Monday to happen.
    117AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:33
    Q2 FY2026 (Apr-Jun) operating profit
    SK Hynix: ¥6.6 trillion, Kioxia: ¥1.2 trillion

    And that's with DRAM being the tighter memory market—Kioxia's NAND-flash-only and still pulling this in.
    Man, if only Japan had kept Elpida [DRAM maker] around too—corporate tax revenue this fiscal year probably would've come in well above the projected ¥5 trillion.
    121AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:35
    Re: #117
    There must be some decent politicians out there
    wouldn't hurt to give DRAM another shot.
    The groundwork's there.
    122AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:36
    It's not like they have an overwhelming technological edge or are irreplaceable.
    They might be flush with cash for now, but who knows what's around the corner.
    133AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:42
    Re: #122
    That's just how cyclical stocks work. You shouldn't be looking at the P/E ratio—you need to look at the price outlook for whatever commodity they deal in.

    It's similar to oil stocks. When crude goes nuts, profits go nuts too, but the company itself hasn't actually grown—once oil drops, things go right back to where they were.
    126AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:39
    Stock price aside, the profits and employee bonuses have gotten absolutely insane.
    134AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:43
    Re: #126
    Can't recall Kioxia paying out big bonuses (fitting, since 'kioku' means 'memory').
    Feels like Samsung was handing out way bigger amounts though.
    141AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:45
    Wasn't memory chip tech already overtaken by Korea and China a long time ago anyway?
    146AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:48
    Re: #141
    It's not so much 'overtaken'—Japan doesn't really have a memory company anymore. Kioxia is storage [NAND/flash].

    Japan's Elpida got sold off to America's Micron.
    152AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:50
    Kioxia's memory products are solid. The stock price just doesn't match the actual fundamentals though.
    154AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:52
    Re: #152
    I've only ever bought SanDisk and Micron lol
    156AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:52
    Memory's in short supply and prices are soaring, so why is the stock just tanking?
    162AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:54
    Re: #156
    Because it went up more than it should have?
    Even now it's still plenty high compared to where it started.
    164AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:55
    Re: #156
    No idea about next year, but it doesn't look like they can keep up the same growth rate two or three years from now.
    181AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:03
    Re: #156
    It's already priced in, plus the rate of price increases is slowing.

    If prices go too high, demand drops, substitutes appear, and any company smelling profit ramps up supply—this time around, that's China.

    Given that, nobody thinks prices are going to keep climbing at the current pace going forward. It's basically asking: after a 30x run in three years, is it going to 30x again from here?
    158AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:52
    Well sure, it'll keep going up and down—if that scares you, just don't invest.
    168AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:55
    Re: #158
    This was my one and only investment this year.
    Made a killing off it lol
    171AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:57
    Re: #162
    So why the heck did it go up that much in the first place?
    178AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:00
    Re: #171
    Because AI demand meant factories couldn't keep up with production of both memory and flash, so prices rose.
    Companies also poured capital into ramping up production of the more profitable AI-use memory.
    179AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:01
    A company that hadn't even built up much of a track record suddenly overtaking Toyota lol, that's nothing but a bubble lol…
    …that's what I posted on this board before the crash, but everyone was all 'Kioxia's just gonna keep climbing, this isn't a bubble.'
    Humans really are foolish creatures.
    183AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:04
    Re: #178
    Korea's Samsung and SK Hynix have their production lines tied up making high-margin HBM, so the SSD demand that was left uncovered spilled over onto Kioxia.
    But Big Tech didn't buy the SSDs once they'd spiked in price—instead they bought up huge quantities of Western Digital's dual-actuator ('two read/write arms') high-capacity HDDs, which run about as fast as SATA SSDs anyway.
    Meanwhile Apple partnered up with China's CXMT and YMTC, which sent Samsung and SK Hynix's stock prices crashing.

    And the clincher: Bain Capital, which had been Kioxia's top shareholder ever since the 2018 buyout,
    sold off its entire stake on July 9, 2026—right before the crash accelerated.
    The stock had IPO'd at ¥1,455 and rocketed past ¥100,000;
    Bain cashed out at essentially the peak, locking in about as huge a profit as you could ask for.

    Then SK Hynix announced an ¥8 trillion mega-expansion of NAND production, and all the big money fled at once.

    Kioxia isn't going back up.

    Re: #179
    It's just a pump-and-dump stock.
    The 'momentum chimps' are simply getting fleeced.
    186AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:05
    Re: #183
    Man, that's some seriously off-base nonsense you're spouting.
    190AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:07
    Re: #183
    Kioxia actually makes products that sell in the real world, you know.
    This isn't some fictional economy built on stock-market gambling.

    Background and key points of this discussion

    Kioxia began as Toshiba’s former memory business and went public in December 2023 with an IPO price of ¥1,455; its core business is NAND flash memory. This latest spike-and-crash played out against a backdrop of memory-market prices swinging wildly amid generative-AI demand. Some posts in the thread didn’t seem to account for the fact that DRAM (especially HBM)—where SK Hynix and others are strong—is a separate market from NAND, which is Kioxia’s mainstay. It’s also worth noting that the claim that top shareholder Bain Capital sold its entire stake right before the crash does not appear in the source article, so that detail remains unverified. The way operating profit is at the mercy of market conditions (the “silicon cycle”) has drawn comparisons to oil stocks, and opinion is split on whether this is just a temporary windfall or evidence of real structural strength.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Breaking News+) thread “Kioxia overtook Toyota in market cap, then crashed—halving in 48 days. Is Japan’s new No. 1 really “finished”?“

  • Inoue Rein’s Muscular Physique Sparks Buzz on 5ch: “Just Make This Woman a National Treasure Already”

    A thread went up on 5ch’s Hello! Project board featuring photos of Hello! Project idol Inoue Rein’s muscular physique. Images clearly showing off her biceps and quadriceps drew a wave of astonished comments like “There’s no way you get like this without training” and “That’s athlete-level,” along with praise such as “Just make this woman a national treasure already.” Some pointed out she’d already been muscular back in her Kobushi Factory days, while others compared her build to that of fellow Hello! Project members, and the discussion branched out in all directions.

    1AnonymousSep 13, 2026 17:17
    Nice
    5AnonymousSep 13, 2026 17:19
    This girl's muscles have been well-developed for ages
    7AnonymousSep 13, 2026 17:24
    Muscles like a knockoff Gan-san (slang nickname for a famously bulky strongman)
    8AnonymousSep 13, 2026 17:25
    Guess this is what happens if you do a little strength training
    9AnonymousSep 13, 2026 17:26
    OG member Manakan's got a light muscular build too — Juice=Juice just trains differently
    10AnonymousSep 13, 2026 17:28
    They should really hold an event just for the serious camera otaku
    12AnonymousSep 13, 2026 17:29
    Just make this woman a national treasure already
    13AnonymousSep 13, 2026 17:29
    Great material got gathered here
    17AnonymousSep 13, 2026 17:36
    That's Rei-rei for you, always serious about her work
    18AnonymousSep 13, 2026 17:38
    Damn
    Thought it'd be about the lower body, but wasn't expecting this
    19AnonymousSep 13, 2026 17:39
    Gimme some thigh pics
    20AnonymousSep 13, 2026 17:40
    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
    21AnonymousSep 13, 2026 17:40
    She's basically an athlete at this point
    23AnonymousSep 13, 2026 17:41
    Doesn't change a bit even as she gets older
    24AnonymousSep 13, 2026 17:42
    Face, armpits — zoom in anywhere and it's beautiful
    25AnonymousSep 13, 2026 17:46
    A kiss
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HSBSDpabsAAJ1xZ.jpg?name=orig
    28AnonymousSep 13, 2026 17:50
    Give me the photo-op shots
    38AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:09
    Why's everyone taking photos
    Video's obviously better
    39AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:14
    She was already muscular back in her Kobushi Factory days
    41AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:18
    Should put her in the ring
    43AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:22
    Her navel's pretty big too
    44AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:26
    All the photo-op shots are cropped so it doesn't show
    50AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:36
    If she trained for real she could turn into a gorilla
    51AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:41
    Rei-rei's outfit has those frilly bits on the sleeves that make the armpit hard to see, but they nailed the shot anyway
    52AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:46
    Rei-rei's frilly bits, you mean…?
    53AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:55
    Ah
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HSFgohwbQAIpBPL.jpg:4096×4096#.jpg
    54AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:57
    No way those biceps happen without strength training
    55AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:59
    Hurry up and give us the Chun-Li cosplay already
    58AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:06
    61AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:10
    Those quads are already at athlete level, honestly
    64AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:12
    🫶
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HHWRknqbQAAiZNN.jpg:orig#.jpg

    Background and Discussion Points

    Hello! Project idols are known for sculpting their bodies through daily dance lessons and live performances, and as with the comparisons to “Manakan” and “Ruru” raised in the thread, differences in physique between members are a frequent topic among fans. For Inoue Rein specifically, commenters noted she “was already muscular back in her Kobushi Factory days,” with many viewing her build as a reflection of years of accumulated practice. While this kind of attention to physical traits tends to take the form of praise, taken too far it can easily shade into excessive scrutiny of someone’s appearance, and the original thread did include a few posts with borderline language. In compiling this article, such excessive remarks have been excluded, with the exchange focused mainly on the praise and astonishment.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “Inoue Rein-chan’s Muscles!!.”

  • Why male honeybees die 5 seconds after mating: “Even honeybees have it rough…”

    Male honeybees (drones) get exactly one chance to mate in their entire lives — and when it’s over, their genitals tear off and stay lodged inside the queen while they die in as little as five seconds. A Yahoo News article about this bit of biology sparked discussion on 5channel’s Science News+ board. While many commenters expressed sympathy for the males (“poor guys”), others pointed out that most drones never even get the chance to mate before being kicked out of the hive, and that queens and worker bees face their own brutal fate — discarded once they can no longer lay eggs — pushing back on the article’s framing that the males alone are the tragic ones.

    The shocking reason male honeybees burst and die 5 seconds after mating

    A male honeybee (drone) has exactly one job in his entire life.

    And the moment he’s done it, he dies.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    2AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:58
    Mantises are the same way, but come on, this is way too rough on the males.
    36AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:41
    Re: #2 Don't you think all the other females that guy never even glances at are just as pitiful?
    42AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:03
    Re: #36
    Re: #2 Don't you think all the other females that guy never even glances at are just as pitiful?
    Except for the males, everyone in the hive is female, but only a tiny fraction of those females can actually reproduce.
    Make a move on a worker bee and you'll either get ignored or, worse, killed.
    7AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:27
    Does he become a true sage during his "sage time"? (Japanese slang for the clear-headed lull right after orgasm)
    8AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:34
    Females get killed off just as fast once their egg-laying drops, so both sides have it rough.

    Though it seems like they wanted to spin this into an article with a particular slant.
    9AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:36
    Even honeybees manage it…
    And then there's us.
    22AnonymousSep 13, 2026 06:22
    Re: #9
    Guess so — hurry up and burst already.
    10AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:36
    Insects are basically robots running on simple programs.
    No pain, no thoughts, nothing going on in there.
    11AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:45
    "It's fine if it all ends right here — so give it everything you've got." (a lyric from LUNA SEA's "Rosier")
    13AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:58
    Wait, how does that even work? Does he just burst right when he's eja○ulating? lol;
    15AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:30
    Kind of like John Connor's dad in Terminator (dies right after conceiving his son).
    16AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:48
    "THIS is the moment I was born for——!!" I want to have sex that mind-blowing and just die on top of her.
    17AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:57
    "You will die in 5 seconds." (riffing on Fist of the North Star's classic line "You are already dead")

    I wonder what his death scream sounds like when he bursts.
    18AnonymousSep 13, 2026 02:42
    People say it's sad that cicadas spend 10 years underground for just 1 week above ground, but
    maybe underground is actually the best part.

    Might feel incredible down there, who knows.
    19AnonymousSep 13, 2026 02:42
    I think lower life forms like insects, which don't seem to have free will or emotions, are basically bio-robots.
    They're living things designed to fill some role and keep the food chain running, but functionally they're like machines.
    Bees, in this case, are designed for pollinating plants.
    55AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:43
    Re: #19
    Free will, emotions, even the physical body itself — none of that is really necessary to begin with.
    In the end, it's probably just beings of light that matter.
    Everything else is basically a bug.
    20AnonymousSep 13, 2026 02:49
    Treating them like machines is just another form of humans projecting their own emotions onto them.
    24AnonymousSep 13, 2026 09:48
    Even if you get to do it with the girl you like, you still burst afterward… no wonder the birth rate's cratering!
    25AnonymousSep 13, 2026 10:19
    Re: #14
    It's a world where males barely ever get to meet a female, so the one who latches on and actually locks in reproduction is the lucky one.
    26AnonymousSep 13, 2026 16:35
    If he doesn't mate, can he live for a few years instead?
    27AnonymousSep 13, 2026 16:57
    Once breeding season ends, whatever drones are still alive get kicked out of the hive and just die out in the open.
    28AnonymousSep 13, 2026 17:21
    Insects and fish mate by reacting to pheromones almost like an electrical signal, but
    apparently octopuses and squid actually seek out pleasure.
    29AnonymousSep 13, 2026 17:30
    The queen bee has it worse than the males.
    She has to build and raise the hive and the eggs practically on her own.
    And once she can't lay eggs anymore, she gets tossed out of the hive.
    Absolutely brutal.
    31AnonymousSep 13, 2026 17:58
    Since bursting would just be a hassle for whoever has to clean up after me, I've decided to stay a virgin.
    33AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:24
    Re: #31
    I feel like some seriously rotten smell is drifting over just from reading that…
    34AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:27
    The insect world really leaves you speechless.
    38AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:59
    ^ Way happier than you guys, who can't even hold a girl's hand.
    40AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:00
    I kind of envy male anglerfish. (they fuse into and become part of the female's body)
    45AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:05
    Re: #40
    Is it really "nice" to end up as nothing but a pair of testes fused into part of the female?
    54AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:15
    I struck your hidden pressure point with sheer glute force (a Fist of the North Star parody move).
    In 5 seconds, you're gonna… POP!

    Background and key points of this discussion

    In a beehive, drones have no job besides reproduction, and each one only gets to mate once in his life. During mating, part of the drone’s genitalia stays lodged inside the queen and tears off, and the shock kills him within seconds. This also plugs the queen so no other male can mate with her afterward — so it’s not simply tragic, but part of the species’ survival strategy. While many in the thread reacted with “poor males,” others pushed back, pointing out that most other drones never even get to mate before being driven from the hive, and that queens and worker bees face an equally harsh fate once they can no longer lay eggs — several posters questioned the article’s framing that singles out the males as the only pitiable ones. The thread also split between those who see insect behavior as mindless, feeling-free programming, and those who argue that’s just another human interpretation — altogether, not a topic that resolves into simple sentimentality.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Science News+) thread “[Explainer/Biology] The shocking reason male honeybees burst and die 5 seconds after mating.”

  • Nagano’s ‘Ban Old-Guy Comedians from Social Media’ Proposal Splits Opinion — 5ch: ‘It’s Not Like Everyone Can Handle It Like a Race Car Driver’

    On the September 13 broadcast of “Weekly Sanma to Matsuko,” comedian Nagano proposed during the “Let’s Make TV Better Debate 2026” segment that “old-guy comedians should quit social media.” Matsuko chimed in with her own take, saying “they just can’t handle it,” sparking discussion. On 5ch, opinions split between users citing specific social-media blowups in support of the proposal, others arguing it’s a matter of individual character rather than age, and comments about Ariyoshi’s own behavior on social media.

    Nagano Proposes “Ban Old-Guy Comedians from Social Media,” Matsuko Adds Her Own Take: “They Just Can’t Handle It” – Nikkan Sports

    September 13, 2026, 5:48 PM

    Comedian Nagano (52) appeared as a guest on TBS’s “Weekly Sanma to Matsuko” (Sundays, 1 PM) on the 13th. During the “Let’s Make TV Better Debate 2026” segment, he called for a change in mindset among “industry old guys.”

    Source: nikkansports.com / Original article here

    3AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:10
    ※Related thread

    [Entertainment] Matsuko Shares Her Take on Dividing TV and YouTube: "If You've Gone All In on YouTube, Then Step Back from TV" [Fuyuzuki Reporter★]
    https://hayabusa9.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/mnewsplus/1789282395/
    4AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:11
    6AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:11
    296 Name: Anonymous (sage) Posted: 2026/09/12 (Sat) 05:53:49.30 ID:owmez8e20
    Like I keep saying, the only sane people left in humanity are the rare few who deliberately avoid social media.
    Celebrities feeding their need for validation on social media are no exception.
    7AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:13
    If you cite how pathetic Onigoshi Tomahawk looked (the comedy duo), Sanma would agree in a heartbeat.
    8AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:13
    Middle-aged women aren't considered comedians anyway, so this doesn't even apply.
    9AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:16
    Ariyoshi is the same generation as Matsuko, but his start on social media happened to coincide with the smartphone boom and his TV breakthrough, so when he first made an account, he got auto-recommended to everyone and ended up with a massive follower count.
    I can't help but think that when Ariyoshi told Matsuko not to bother with social media, it was really just jealousy — because if Matsuko had started back then, she would've overtaken him as number one.
    If he genuinely believed no one should do it, he'd have quit himself.
    11AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:17
    For me it's simple: just don't do it.
    13AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:21
    Plenty of comedians use social media without ever causing a problem.
    I don't know exactly which "old guys" or mid-tier comedians Nagano and the others mean, but even some pretty famous comedians are on there just fine.
    15AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:21
    Nagano was already dropping subtle warnings early on, back when Hiroyuki was first getting hyped up as the "debate king."
    I don't usually watch shows he's on, but he seems like an introvert type who knows his roots and the dark side of the internet, and I've always thought he has sharp instincts.
    He's one of the rare entertainers who both loves TV and understands the good and bad of the internet.
    18AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:22
    https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81f+cKFIu2L.jpg
    20AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:22
    Guys who get laughs by saying borderline stuff really do know exactly where that line is — that's why they can pull it off.
    21AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:22
    If you've already got plenty of work, you don't need to bother with it.
    26AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:27
    What does 'handling it well' even mean anyway?
    It's not like everyone can drive a car like a race car driver either.
    52AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:08
    Re: #26
    Just post whatever you want to say.
    These guys are overthinking it.
    Do they really think it's pointless unless it leads to more work? Fuck!!!!!
    27AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:31
    Re: #1
    By the way, in the West, low-quality social media, low-quality videos, and "efficiency-driven" content-skimming are said to cause a so-called 'brain drain effect' that lowers intelligence and moral judgment.
    In the UK, broad restrictions on young people's use of social media, video platforms, and other internet services are reportedly set to take effect starting next fiscal year.
    28AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:32
    Way back, Shinsuke said it's important to make the average middle-aged guy watching TV at home laugh, and I thought that was pretty profound.
    I think Nagano has a similar sensibility to Shinsuke.
    30AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:35
    I wonder what other comedians actually think of Ariyoshi's suggestive posts (posts that hint at things without saying them outright).
    32AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:39
    Whether they can 'handle it' well or not,
    the person posting is satisfied with it,
    so just leave them be lol
    34AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:40
    People like Shi-san, who butt into things that have nothing to do with them and just complain, are better off not doing it.
    35AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:46
    Isn't he just copying what Hasumi already said?
    36AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:46
    Old lady politicians should quit too, then.
    37AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:46
    Matsuko sounds like she's making a point, but she's off base —
    there's no such thing as young people who've 'mastered' it either.
    38AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:47
    Old folks from generations that never got internet education should only be allowed to use it if they pass some kind of certification test.
    44AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:03
    Heisei Nobushikobushi's Yoshimura Takashi looked nervous, like the comment hit close to home. "I'm a cue-card dog (industry slang for a personality who just does what producers tell them), and I'm an idol's dog too," he said.

    You mean a TV station's dog, not an idol's dog. If you're annoyed that Matsuko keeps ribbing you, just tell her directly — Nakai is a cautionary tale of what happens when that kind of thing gets left unchecked.
    And you're just saying whatever you want too. If this were really about STARTO (the agency you seem to have it in for) — like you secretly just want to say "it's Johnny's fault!" — you'd be getting torn apart for it.
    57AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:09
    Re: #44
    That time Yoshimura got mad and said, 'I bowed and groveled to stick close to Arashi, and then they went and disbanded! Give me back my time!' — that cracked me up.
    47AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:06
    Hasumi (of Dau 90000): "I don't want to see comedians I admire looking embarrassing."
    68AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:31
    Re: #47
    Even after being told over and over by people around him, even after Otake told him to quit, he wouldn't listen —
    but the moment Hasumi said something, Mimura actually quit for a little while lol
    60AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:17
    The thing pulling the best ratings on TV right now is the weather forecast, right?
    So who cares what these TV-station lapdogs think about television.
    Why not scrap variety shows entirely and just run weather, news, and political programs?
    62AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:22
    Re: #60
    Info shows do pull in decent ratings when it comes down to it.
    That's because tons of viewers aged 50 and up are watching lol
    75AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:43
    They don't need to post anything except announcements —
    that'd be for everyone's benefit too.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Nagano’s proposal was a one-off remark made during a debate segment on TBS’s “Weekly Sanma to Matsuko,” but it comes against a backdrop of repeated controversies — from Hitoshi Matsumoto’s blowup on X to famous comedians’ social-media posts causing problems again and again. The thread split over whether the issue is really about age (“old guys”) or individual character, with many pushing back on Matsuko’s “can’t handle it” framing by pointing out that plenty of young people don’t handle social media well either. It’s worth noting that the original remarks were made within a TV debate segment — Nagano and Matsuko aren’t actually pushing for any formal social-media regulation, which is an easy point to misread. These should be read simply as personal opinions expressed on a TV show.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou Sokuho+) thread “[TV] Nagano Proposes “Ban Old-Guy Comedians from Social Media,” Matsuko Adds Her Own Take: “They Just Can’t Handle It”.”

  • Giants Fall Silent Against DeNA Starter Takeda, Managerial Moves Also Questioned

    A 5ch thread following the September 13 Giants–DeNA game live from Yokohama Stadium. From the early innings, the Giants’ lineup — Urata, Oshiro, Sakamoto and others — couldn’t solve DeNA starter Takeda, stranding runners without cashing them in. The thread also questioned the bullpen move that swapped in Norimoto for Urata. Talk ranged beyond the game itself, covering the Rookie of the Year race between the Giants’ Urata and DeNA’s Watarai, plus score comparisons with games underway at other stadiums.

    1AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:27
    Previous thread
    Giants Acting Manager 134
    3AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:28
    Yokohama Stadium
    Starting Lineups
    【Giants】  【DeNA】
    4 Urata     7 Watarai
    8 Cabbage  8 Ebina
    3 Dalbec  4 Maki
    2 Oshiro     3 Sano
    5 Sakamoto     5 Miyazaki
    6 Izumiguchi     2 Matsuo
    7 Maru      6 Miyashita
    9 Matsumoto     9 Inoue T.
    1 Ogasawara    1 Takeda
    5AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:30
    Now…
    1 Norimoto
    8 Cabbage
    3 Dalbec
    2 Oshiro
    5 Sakamoto
    6 Izumiguchi
    7 Maru
    9 Matsu-Go
    4 Riku

    NEXT: Dalbec · Oshiro · Sakamoto…
    15AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:38
    No pop in this lineup — if we give up a bunch of runs, it's over.
    18AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:38
    Runners on again, but this team's still allergic to timely hits.
    30AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:45
    Takahashi's incredible, he's got Morishita running in circles
    How is he 3-7 with stuff like that?
    31AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:46
    Re: #30
    Yeah, he pitched well against our team too.
    36AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:47
    Oh, so the U18 game was on J Sports 2.
    38AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:48
    Called it, it's =LOVE's fault after all lol (イコラブ, nickname for the idol group =LOVE)
    51AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:50
    The top shortstops are all Pacific League guys.
    53AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:50
    He was hitting well before the story broke, after all.
    54AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:50
    No way a guy who caught a Bunshun scoop deserves Rookie of the Year (文春砲, slang for a tabloid exposé by Shukan Bunshun magazine).
    62AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:53
    Following yesterday, Sakamoto and Maru both got a hit again today.
    64AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:53
    Izumiguchi's apparently #1 across all 12 teams in TZR
    No way that's right.
    67AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:54
    Just put the young guys in already, we're losing anyway.
    68AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:54
    Can't believe there's a team out there that can't score off Takeda.
    98AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:01
    Denny's done for lol
    111AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:03
    Re: #98
    Wait, did Denny Tomori die?
    103AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:01
    Riku hits a lot of warning-track flies.
    106AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:02
    This joke of a lineup is done for
    Only 1 hit through 7 innings off Takahashi Hiroto?
    112AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:03
    2 hits and 1 hit at Koshien lol
    126AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:05
    Re: #112
    Over here it's 5 runs and 0.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    The Giants’ current “acting manager” setup, where a head coach runs the team, has repeatedly split opinion in the thread over each game’s in-game calls. This time the mid-game move swapping in Norimoto for starter Urata drew criticism, but it didn’t actually lead to a blowout — if anything, the bigger issue was the lineup failing to cash in its scoring chances. The Rookie of the Year race has the Giants’ Urata and DeNA’s Watarai as the named contenders, but factors beyond the stat line — games played, media coverage — muddy the evaluation, making it an easy topic to argue over. There was also a mention of Izumiguchi’s runners-in-scoring-position average (TZR), but such unofficial stats swing a lot depending on how they’re calculated, so cross-team comparisons shouldn’t be taken at face value.

    ※This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread「Giants Acting Manager 135」.

  • Angerme to Perform at Pia Arena MM — 5ch: ‘The Acoustics There Are Great’

    It’s come to light that Angerme, an idol group under Hello! Project, will perform at Pia Arena MM, the live-music-dedicated arena in Ariake, Tokyo — and the news set off a buzz on 5ch’s Hello! Project board. In the thread, users compared the announcement to fellow Hello! Project act Juice=Juice’s past shows at the same venue and at Nippon Budokan, sparking debate over capacity and venue prestige. Figures suggesting a fully-seated capacity of around 10,000 were floated, with comparisons to Budokan becoming the main focus of the discussion.

    1AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:59
    474 ◆yNtawPFFuh8s 2026/09/13(Sun) 19:53:43.85 0
    Tour finale
    Fūrinkazan – Extreme
    7AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:01
    Whatever happened to the rule that you can't play other venues unless you sell out Budokan with zero graduations?
    11AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:02
    Re: #7
    That was just something staff made up to talk the members into it.
    13AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:03
    These guys are always just following in someone else's footsteps.
    19AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:04
    Re: #13
    Angerme had this scheduled first anyway lol
    16AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:03
    Angerme fans used to keep chanting that Juice=Juice got 'demoted' to Pia Arena and banned from Budokan because they couldn't fill it.
    36AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:06
    Re: #16
    Yeah, they sure did.
    23AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:05
    As a live venue, Pia Arena is overwhelmingly higher-ranked than Budokan.
    32AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:06
    Re: #23
    Wasn't 'Panda' wanting to play Pia Arena too? (fan nickname for a member/group)
    26AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:05
    You don't have to force yourself to compete with Juice, you know.
    116AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:16
    Re: #26
    If you're gonna compete, do a 2-day run lol
    27AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:05
    So they're throwing in a big venue because of Hashisako's graduation, huh?
    37AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:06
    Re: #27
    Her graduation isn't until next spring, so that has nothing to do with it.
    29AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:05
    Since it's the same venue, comparisons on turnout are inevitable.
    At the very least, the baseline should be selling out without needing a fan-club second round of tickets.
    90AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:13
    Re: #29
    Antis kept insisting Juice only pulled 3,500 at Pia Arena, so I'm curious what number Angerme will draw. By that same logic, they'd probably come in under 1,000 lol
    44AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:07
    Budokan isn't all that usable as a venue, is it — even the 24-Hour TV charity show can't use it.
    51AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:09
    Re: #44
    24-Hour TV switched to holding it at the Kokugikan (Sumo Hall) now.
    73AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:11
    Re: #44
    It's not that they can't use it, it's that they choose not to — apparently the backstage area is too cramped for production needs.
    46AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:07
    Juice=Juice originally had just a 1-day show scheduled at Pia Arena this spring, but added another date after a flood of ticket-lottery losers. Will Angerme's stay a 1-day show?
    As for Juice=Juice, they also sold out first-round tickets for both Budokan and Pia Arena in the fall amid a wave of lottery losses, so the excuse of 'e-tickets weren't around back then' doesn't hold up.
    52AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:09
    Re: #46
    Of course it'll stay 1-day. That's a pointless jab.
    47AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:08
    Comparing them to Juice, who got pushed relentlessly by the agency, doesn't mean much at this point.
    115AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:16
    Re: #47
    You're using 'agency push' (gori-oshi) wrong.
    53AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:09
    LaLa Arena and Toyota Arena are both multi-purpose arenas built with basketball in mind,
    but Pia Arena is a concert-dedicated venue — it's not needlessly tall, so sightlines are great.
    62AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:10
    Re: #53
    And above all, the acoustics are great.
    58AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:09
    This might be what Gotō actually wanted to announce, but it seems to have been mistaken for Hashisako's graduation.
    88AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:13
    Re: #58
    Must've been an awkward day for her yesterday.
    61AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:10
    Full seated capacity: 10,057 people
    72AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:11
    Re: #61
    That's bigger than Budokan.
    Biyoooonzu lolololololololol (a bouncy fan-chant meme tied to Angerme)
    85AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:13
    Re: #61
    That's the number when the whole arena floor is packed with chairs — aren't they building a sub-stage?
    66AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:10
    So it's confirmed — the agency pecking order really is:
    Morning Musume。> Angerme >>> Juice
    75AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:11
    Re: #66
    Exactly this.
    Juice ('shiru,' a mocking pun on the name) is stuck at Budokan, lololololol
    79AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:11
    With big venues lining up and every group holding Christmas events around the same time,
    DDs (fans who follow multiple groups rather than just one) probably can't spend their paid leave on Angerme since there's no graduation to draw them in.
    82AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:12
    Re: #79
    They'll probably bring out Takeuchi and Sasaki as guests.
    81AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:12
    Honestly, if you're watching from family seating, Budokan beats Pia Arena.
    87AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:13
    Re: #81
    Dry your tears, Biyo-wota (Angerme fan nickname).
    95AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:14
    Even with a hanamichi runway and center stage built, it won't kill 1,000 seats,
    so they should be able to fit 9,000–9,500 people.
    111AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:16
    Re: #95
    Wasn't Juice's spring show sold out at around 8,000?
    Don't remember exactly, but I think the announced total was 16,000 over two days.
    100AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:14
    Well, if it's smaller than Budokan, there'd be fewer empty seats and less damage to the optics, I guess.
    Dunno though.
    121AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:17
    Re: #100
    Same as with 'Forest' — closing off sections actually makes the real numbers obvious.
    114AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:16
    Is this the first time a Hello! Project act has used this venue?
    124AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:17
    Re: #114
    Juice has already played there.

    Background and Points of Debate

    Pia Arena MM is a live-music-focused arena that opened in 2020; unlike multi-purpose arenas built with sports in mind, it’s often praised for its acoustics and sightlines. In recent years, more Hello! Project groups have used this venue as a step up from Nippon Budokan, and fans tend to compare attendance figures as a barometer of a group’s momentum. Note that the ‘10,000-plus’ figures raised in the thread are fan estimates and eyeball calculations, not official capacity numbers announced by the organizers. The comparison with Juice=Juice is also a recurring topic on 5ch’s Hello! Project board, rooted in the rivalry between groups under the same talent agency, and this thread followed that familiar pattern.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “[BREAKING] Angerme’s Pia Arena MM Show Confirmed キタ━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!!.”

  • Okinawa Soba → Music Festival → Dog Event: 35-Year-Old’s ‘Solo Sunday’ Sparks Mixed Reactions

    On 5ch’s live-commentary board, a 35-year-old thread starter posted a running account of his Sunday: Okinawa soba for lunch, a music festival in the afternoon, and then a meal at a dog-themed event near the festival venue. While some praised him with comments like “sounds like a full life,” other users grilled him about going out alone and being single, and the thread spiraled into his romantic history and body image issues. Reactions to his solo day off were split between sympathy and skepticism.

    1AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:17
    Had Okinawa soba for lunch
    Music festival from noon until 6:40pm
    Now grabbing food at a dog event near the festival venue ← right now
    2AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:18
    Apparently people told him "sounds like a full life"
    3AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:19
    Re: #2
    Yeah!
    Say it more!!
    4AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:19
    Isn't that the kind of thing you're supposed to share with someone?
    6AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:21
    Re: #4
    Is that so?
    Well, different people have different values, so…
    8AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:21
    Anpanman: "Why were you born? What do you live for? Not being able to answer that would be awful, wouldn't it?" (quoting the famous Anpanman theme song)
    12AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:22
    Re: #8
    For now it's still fun in various ways, so I guess I'm safe
    10AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:22
    Can't beat the golden relay of pachinko, sex clubs (fuzoku), and ramen (a stereotypical lonely-man cycle)
    15AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:23
    Re: #10
    Tried pachinko once but didn't get what's fun about it
    Never been to a sex club (fuzoku) though
    11AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:22
    By the way, I'm 36

    Buy horse racing tickets
    ↓
    Go to a sauna
    ↓
    Eat a seafood rice bowl
    ↓
    Go grocery shopping
    ↓
    Head home
    17AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:23
    Re: #11
    Did your horse win?
    13AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:22
    A festival, alone!?
    16AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:23
    Re: #13
    Guess most people would rather go with someone
    Well, sometimes I go alone, sometimes with friends
    21AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:24
    Re: #16
    A festival… alone…? (lol)
    20AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:24
    If it were me going alone, I think I'd bite my tongue and end it all
    23AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:25
    Re: #20
    Whoa
    Why's that?
    27AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:26
    You're obviously a single "kodo-oji" (an adult man who still lives with his parents), right?
    29AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:27
    Re: #27
    Yep
    And on top of that, I'm a virgin who's never even had a girlfriend
    50AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:35
    Re: #29
    Whoa… a virgin at that age…
    36AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:32
    If you also couldn't drink, that'd complete the set
    37AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:32
    Re: #36
    I can barely handle alcohol, but I drank a Heineken at the festival
    It was awful
    40AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:33
    Being a virgin has gotta be a joke, right?
    I've never seen a guy like that in his 30s
    42AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:34
    Re: #40
    I've got a body complex and can't get naked in front of others
    So I can't go to hot springs or pools
    45AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:34
    Are your friends around you married?
    Once people get married they all get less available to hang out, right?
    54AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:36
    Re: #45
    Most are, a few aren't yet
    I figured it'd be like that too, but it hasn't changed that much
    Though sure, it's changed a bit, can't be helped
    48AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:35
    Re: #42
    Why's that?
    Do you have eczema (atopic dermatitis) or something?
    66AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:38
    Re: #48
    Yeah
    It's gotten a lot better, but there are still scars left
    59AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:37
    Re: #53
    I've only been confessed to by two people, and I turned them both down
    65AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:38
    Re: #59
    Don't pull a bait-and-switch on us like that
    And here I thought you were one of "us" 😡
    70AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:40
    Pick your favorite lol
    78AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:41
    Re: #70
    Hmm
    The 1st, 2nd, and 3rd from the left!
    74AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:40
    As a truly "weak man" (jakusha danshi, self-deprecating slang for men seen as lacking in money or romance), my day looks like:
    Work 8:00–17:30
    That's it, makes me want to cry
    80AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:42
    Re: #74
    Well, you'll get a compensatory day off eventually, right?
    81AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:43
    (lol)



    84AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:44
    Re: #81
    What kind of dish is this?
    88AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:50
    Just pick your favorite already lol

    91AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:51
    Re: #88
    Why are you posting so many times lol

    Ugh, fine!
    Just take them all!
    100AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:54
    What even is this "dog event"? Show us the doggos
    102AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:56
    Re: #100

    There are stalls selling all kinds of stuff for dogs, like food and clothes

    Background and talking points

    “Jakusha danshi” (弱者男性, literally “weak man”) is online slang men use to self-describe limited financial means or romantic experience — it is not an official statistical category. The original poster used the term himself while live-narrating his Sunday, and going to a festival or dog event alone is not especially unusual in itself. That said, self-deprecating posts like this tend to draw both casual chit-chat and users eager to pry into someone’s single status or lack of romantic experience, and this thread split along those lines too. It’s worth reading this as light banter based on information the poster volunteered himself, with no more backing than his own self-description as a “weak man.”

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyō G) thread “[Good news] My (35, weak man) Sunday lol.”

  • Nobuhiko Takada Awarded Jiu-Jitsu Black Belt by Hickson Gracie — 5ch: ‘Wasn’t He Undefeated in 4,000 Fights?’

    Former pro wrestler Nobuhiko Takada announced on Instagram on September 13 that he had been awarded a black belt in jiu-jitsu by Hickson Gracie. Takada and Gracie faced off at PRIDE.1 in 1997 and PRIDE.4 in 1998, with Takada losing by armbar submission both times, but the two have kept up a teacher-student relationship through jiu-jitsu ever since. The thread ranged widely, with some pointing out that it’s ‘an honorary belt, not one earned through skill,’ and others lamenting the state of Japan’s fighting scene given how much bigger overseas promotions like the UFC and WWE have become in asset value.

    9/13/2026

    Former pro wrestler and TV personality Nobuhiko Takada updated his Instagram on the 13th, announcing that he had been awarded a Brazilian jiu-jitsu black belt by Hickson Gracie.

    Takada and Gracie faced off at the mixed martial arts event ‘PRIDE.1,’ held in October 1997. In that bout, Takada suffered a submission loss to Gracie’s armbar. The two met again the following October at ‘PRIDE.4,’ where Takada once more lost by submission to Gracie’s armbar. Having fought two fierce battles, the pair still appear to keep in touch through jiu-jitsu — as recently as last December, Takada posted on Instagram that he was taking jiu-jitsu lessons from Gracie.

    Source: crank-in.net / Original article here

    6AnonymousSep 13, 2026 17:54
    He lost, so is that supposed to count as sportsmanlike?
    Even though Hickson trashed him afterward,
    calling him basically the weakest opponent he ever faced.
    7AnonymousSep 13, 2026 17:55
    Forbes' '2024 Combat Sports Promotion Valuation Ranking'

    #1: ¥1.7459 trillion — UFC
    #2: ¥1.0506 trillion — WWE
    #3: ¥309 billion — AEW
    #4: ¥200.9 billion — ONE
    #5: ¥131.3 billion — Matchroom Boxing (boxing)
    #6: ¥106.6 billion — PFL
    #7: ¥97.3 billion — Top Rank Boxing (boxing)
    #8: ¥92.7 billion — Premier Boxing (boxing)
    #9: ¥69.5 billion — Golden Boy Promotions (boxing)
    #10: ¥18.5 billion — Combate Global


    The UFC alone is worth ¥1.7459 trillion,
    yet boxing's four biggest global promotions — Matchroom Boxing, Top Rank Boxing, Premier Boxing, and Golden Boy Promotions — combined only add up to a mere ¥390.8 billion
    36AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:21
    Re: #7
    That's way too big a gap next to New Japan Pro-Wrestling's ¥3.6 billion.
    91AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:13
    Re: #7
    These days the top two, WWE and UFC, are under the same parent company (Endeavor).
    No wonder Japan's become a hunting ground for pro wrestlers and MMA fighters.
    12AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:01
    Well, people will say all kinds of things,
    and there's a lot of history there,
    but at least he actually stepped into a real fight.
    That's more than a lot of the other UWF guys can say.
    You listening, Maeda? (Akira Maeda, fellow UWF wrestler)
    16AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:04
    Re: #12
    It's not just Takada, though —
    Funaki stepped up too.
    98AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:19
    Re: #12
    Nah, if you're gonna fight like that, better off not fighting at all.
    14AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:03
    Takada and Sakakibara had a falling out — what happened there? (・へ・)
    93AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:13
    Re: #14
    Probably yakuza stuff, right? ("893" is slang for yakuza, a pun on the numbers 8-9-3) His involvement with RIZIN was probably just Takada honoring an obligation.
    15AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:03
    I'd like to hear what Hickson thought of the recent Mikuru Asakura vs. Shinya Aoki fight.
    To an amateur's eye, Aoki looked like an idiot for releasing his own figure-four leglock,
    but then his nickname is 'Aho-ki' (a pun on 'aho,' meaning idiot), so I guess he lived up to it.
    17AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:04
    Next year's the 30th anniversary, huh.
    If that fight hadn't happened, MMA would've stayed a niche thing
    and never blossomed into a real business.
    20AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:08
    I wonder why he's kept his distance from RIZIN.
    He and Sakakibara went way back, after all.
    Kind of funny that he called RIZIN 'the organization in question,' though.
    33AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:18
    Re: #20
    There wasn't much point in him sticking around, honestly.
    Sakakibara seems to want him back, but Takada himself probably just didn't want to.
    21AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:09
    Enson Inoue's black belt wasn't recognized by the IBJJF either, so this one probably won't be recognized either.
    25AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:12
    I recently watched that video of Fujiwara's attack during the Fujinami vs. Chōshū match — the so-called 'Sapporo Terror' incident —
    and Takada, working as an attendant back then, looked so young and skinny
    that there wasn't a hint of the guy who'd later do his 'Generalissimo' cosplay gimmick. Made me kind of nostalgic.
    81AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:02
    Re: #25
    Takada said Fujinami is normally an incredibly gentle guy,
    but that was the one time he got hit by him.
    Furious that Fujiwara's attack on Chōshū had wrecked the WWF International Heavyweight title match,
    Fujinami reportedly said 'I quit this company,' punched his attendant Takada,
    then walked back to the hotel stark naked without even taking his room key.
    26AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:12
    That scream of 'AAAAAH!' he let out in the shower room after losing — that's probably what earned him the black belt.
    27AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:12
    > Nobuhiko Takada
    Never heard this name in my life. Stop making threads to promote some comedian's name.
    71AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:51
    Re: #27
    Japan isn't such a small place that your ignorance gets to be the standard.
    29AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:15
    Re: #16
    Funaki did fine,
    but Takada gets called basically the weak link.
    Feels like it always wraps up with 'and Takada was the scrub.'
    That's exactly the kind of situation Tsurube (comedian known for needling guests) would love most.
    97AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:19
    Re: #29
    Funaki actually gave Hickson an orbital floor fracture, after all.
    Hickson reportedly found that scary enough that he stopped doing that move…
    37AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:21
    He's actually been studying jiu-jitsu for quite a long time.
    44AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:26
    Re: #37
    But yeah, New Japan's 'Strong Style,'
    all those Gotch-style techniques,
    Kotetsu Yamamoto's brutal training regimen —
    none of it worked in a real fight.
    Sure, you could say it's a different discipline,
    but apparently even Chuck Wilson, who did amateur wrestling,
    said it didn't hold up in real combat, so he switched to judo.
    Strong Style's only real talent is being like a female stag beetle (all show, no horns to actually fight with),
    that's about all it's good for.
    Inoki, at least, would just pull a foul if things got dicey.
    50AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:30
    Re: #44
    It's basically training built around taking moves, after all —
    in some ways, the exact opposite of a real fighting discipline.
    40AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:24
    He got bored of amateur wrestling right away,
    but he's stuck with jiu-jitsu for a long time.
    42AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:25
    All I can picture is a loincloth and a taiko drum.
    43AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:25
    Re: #33
    He saw way too much of the dark side back in the PRIDE days,
    so he probably just doesn't want to get tangled up in that world again.
    45AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:26
    Back then, in a Sakuraba vs. Takada matchup, would Takada have won, I wonder?
    59AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:39
    I've heard Brazilian jiu-jitsu belt promotions are supposed to be strict, though.
    67AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:47
    Re: #59
    It's an honorary belt, not one earned through skill.
    73AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:52
    Wasn't he undefeated in 4,000 fights or something?
    76AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:57
    Re: #73
    Satoru Sayama just made that catchphrase up on his own.
    75AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:57
    Isn't this supposed to be humiliating?
    If Inoki were still alive, he probably would've slapped him and yelled, 'Are you an idiot?!'
    84AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:02
    Re: #75
    It's fine — the verdict on him was already 'of all people, the weakest one,' so there's nothing left to lose.

    Background and Talking Points on This Topic

    Nobuhiko Takada and Hickson Gracie fought twice — at PRIDE.1 in 1997 and PRIDE.4 the following year, 1998 — with Takada losing by armbar submission both times. Some in the thread view this result as the catalyst that brought mixed martial arts wide recognition in Japan. Opinion split over how to regard the black belt: some pointed out that it’s ‘an honorary belt, not one earned through competitive skill,’ while others cited the case of Enson Inoue to question whether it carries official recognition from the IBJJF (International Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Federation). Jiu-jitsu black belts can be awarded either based on competitive achievement or as an honorary gesture recognizing a mentor-student relationship or other contributions — the latter doesn’t necessarily come with certification from an international body. It’s also worth noting, as a side topic not found in the original article, that Forbes’ figures showing the UFC and WWE’s combined value exceeding that of boxing’s four major promotions prompted comments about their shared parent company, Endeavor, and concerns about Japanese fighters increasingly heading overseas.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread ‘Nobuhiko Takada: “I Never Imagined a Day Like This Would Come…” — Awarded Black Belt by Hickson Gracie.’

  • Mai Yajima & Saki Nakajima’s Bus Tour Draws Only ~120 Fans — 5ch: ‘Back in Their Heyday It Was More Like 400’

    After Saki Nakajima posted a thank-you message on her own X account for the “Shimashima Bus Tour,” attendance numbers became a hot topic on 5ch’s Hello! Project board. With the event run using 3 chartered buses, turnout is estimated at around 120 people — prompting comments that the scale has shrunk compared to 10 years ago, when the pair were still active idols. The thread saw split opinions over the steep ticket prices and continuing this kind of work after marriage, along with comparisons to turnout figures from other graduates’ bus tours, such as those run by Saho Sayashi and Shizuka Kudo.

    Saki Nakajima

    @saki_nakajima__

    #ShimashimaTrip To everyone who came out for the 2-day-1-night Shimashima Bus Tour, thank you SO, SO much 😭🙏✨ It was honestly the best time. Really 🥺. Team ℃-ute is just the best, no question!!! Get home safe, everyone 🤝 Can’t wait to see all your happy faces again soon 🥹✨

    Source: x.com / View original post

    5AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:01
    Bus tour attendance was around 120 people
    7AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:02
    It's 3 buses, so probably around 120 people
    70AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:21
    Re: #7
    There are still that many hardcore otaku showing up?
    Guess everyone's treating it like a class reunion?
    8AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:02
    Honestly, I think it's impressive any bus tour still pulls people together these days
    10AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:02
    Trolling a veteran member for a half-empty venue, huh lol ("OG" = idol fan slang for a graduated/former group member)
    11AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:03
    She's got a husband and kids and she's still charging for bus tours? That's kind of shameless
    13AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:04
    Being able to keep doing this even after getting married makes her a total winner
    19AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:06
    Re: #13
    How is doing otaku-pandering work after marriage a "winner"?
    The real winners are the mom-idols raking it in from blogs and commercials
    14AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:04
    They're just using a venue nearby, so it can't be helped
    16AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:05
    Wouldn't the Morito & Koseki bus tour still pull a bigger crowd?
    28AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:09
    Re: #16
    Obviously
    17AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:05
    Both of them are ridiculously cute for their age
    18AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:06
    Well, from her own perspective it's probably more like a moms' club activity at this point, so this scale is probably comfortable
    26AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:08
    Wish she'd stop writing "Team ℃-ute" —
    makes it look like the whole team is down to just 120 people
    27AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:08
    I wonder who actually holds the record for biggest post-graduation bus tour
    Kudo pulled over 300 people with 8 buses after Lupinranger VS Patranger
    29AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:09
    Wasn't ℃-ute more popular than this?
    31AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:10
    Well obviously, the longer it's been since graduation, the more the fanbase shrinks
    32AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:10
    The "Ayumizuki" (Ayumi & Mizuki) 30th-birthday bus tour next year is gonna take the record
    33AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:10
    I'd love to know what motivates people to pay money for these events
    Probably thinking "I'm the one supporting ◯◯-chan's livelihood!"
    42AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:12
    For otaku, around 100 people is probably the sweet spot
    Once it drops below 30 it gets embarrassing if you're socially awkward
    44AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:12
    Who even goes to see this stuff…
    46AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:13
    Reina was dropping hints she wants to do a bus tour too
    47AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:13
    This almost makes the shady "scenery shop" guys look decent by comparison (fan slang for scalpers/photographers who profit off idols)
    48AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:14
    Back at ℃-ute's peak, even when Nakajima was right there within arm's reach on the bus tour,
    the otaku never touched her — that's why people used to say Hello! Project fans were admirable
    49AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:15
    Don't know much about it, but did Nakajima's whole "studying abroad" thing wrap up?
    73AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:22
    Re: #49
    Not even sure what she was supposedly studying in the first place
    51AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:16
    No wonder it's empty — she just can't grow the numbers
    52AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:16
    Nakajima seems like she's getting tired of this half-hearted entertainer life, feels like she'll go study abroad again like Ogawa or Mitsui
    Though at this point she's over 30, so maybe just settle down already
    53AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:17
    Guess Kusatsu just doesn't have a venue that holds around 200 people
    54AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:17
    Back when she was active 10 years ago, it was more like 400 people
    69AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:20
    Even so, apparently they still rake in around 10 million yen
    72AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:21
    Re: #69
    So that's like a sixth of what the Mikitty couple makes off a single commercial ("Mikitty" = fellow H!P alum Mari Yaguchi's nickname)

    Background and Key Points

    Mai Yajima and Saki Nakajima are both former members of ℃-ute who have continued fan-facing events as solo artists or in one-off units since the group’s graduation. A “bus tour” — chartered buses that shuttle fans between live shows and meet-and-greets — is a business format unique to idol fan culture, and turnout numbers are frequently debated on 5ch as an informal popularity gauge. That said, the “120” and “400” figures floated in the thread are just estimates based on fans’ headcounts and the number of buses used, not official numbers from the organizers, so some caution is warranted. The question of continuing this kind of work after marriage and childbirth is also a perennially divisive topic, and this thread was no exception, with both “she’s a winner” takes and more critical ones appearing.

    ※This article is compiled from excerpts and summaries of the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “[Sad News] Mai Yajima & Saki Nakajima Bus Tour Live Venue Is Empty lolololololololololololololololololol.”

  • Daisuke Hori Snaps “Don’t Jump to Conclusions!” After Getting Caught Snoring During a Scalp Massage, Clashes with Valentine Hosokawa

    Entrepreneur Daisuke Hori, who promotes himself on YouTube as sleeping just “30 minutes a day,” ran a livestream from September 9 documenting a week of his life — but on day two, he appeared to snore while asleep during a scalp treatment, prompting viewers to question his claims. Hori explained that he had merely experienced around 10 “microsleeps” — brief lapses of consciousness — but he went on to appear to be asleep during other spa treatments as well. When boxer Valentine Hosokawa called him out over the incident, it sparked a back-and-forth between the two, and a 5channel thread expanded into debate over whether Hori’s sleep claims are true, and even the business model behind his livestreams.

    Sun, Sep 13, 5:00 PM

    Entrepreneur Daisuke Hori, the “30-minutes-a-day short sleeper,” currently streaming “[One-Week Livestream] The Daily Life of Short Sleeper Daisuke Hori” on YouTube, is facing a wave of criticism.

    “There have been doubts raised about Hori, questioning whether he really sleeps only 30 minutes a day, and the livestream seems intended as proof against that. The stream started on the night of September 9, but on day two, the 10th, footage showed him appearing to snore while asleep partway through a head-spa massage from a beauty therapist. He later explained that he had entered a ‘microsleep’ state — a very brief form of sleep — around 10 times. Since then, there have been further scenes where he appears to be asleep during other treatments, such as facials.” (a sports newspaper reporter)

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    4AnonymousSep 13, 2026 17:42
    Takasu threw him a lifeline
    and now it's boring
    50AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:24
    Re: #4
    What did he do?
    15AnonymousSep 13, 2026 17:50
    He should go on Downtown's Wednesday sleep-deprivation endurance show
    77AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:06
    Re: #15
    He'd prove it better by just sleeping a normal 30 minutes and then driving the Iroha-zaka switchback road for 23 hours 39 minutes.
    21AnonymousSep 13, 2026 17:53
    Valentine shows up everywhere, huh
    Stick to boxing stuff
    28AnonymousSep 13, 2026 17:59
    Re: #1
    He claims he only sleeps 30 minutes, yet he's dozing off all day, blacking out over and over, and constantly talking about sleep while thinking about sleep —

    I'd really love to know exactly when he's using those other 23 hours and 30 minutes productively on anything besides sleep 😭
    31AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:00
    Re: #28
    Whether it's being used productively isn't for you guys to decide — that's up to him
    59AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:35
    Re: #28
    At this point he's basically just a guy desperately longing for sleep
    29AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:00
    Re: #1
    > "I figured the whole point was making the most of his 23.5 waking hours, but he's just turned into a guy enduring 23.5 hours of not sleeping"

    Lol, don't say it
    52AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:26
    Re: #29
    This is such a perfect example of mixing up means and ends lol
    33AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:01
    He's recruiting students and taking their money by pitching that short sleeping lets you use time more efficiently, right?
    There's a real chance a group of them could file a fraud lawsuit against him, so of course he's getting desperate.
    34AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:02
    Re: #33
    If anyone's desperate here, it's Valentine Hosokawa
    At this rate, Hori wins
    58AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:35
    Re: #33
    If this Hori guy actually studied and earned some kind of certification within this one week, that would make for a much better showing
    35AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:03
    I don't really get why people are so intent on calling him out
    You can tell from his face that he's exhausted, so just drop it already
    If everyone keeps watching him like this, he won't be able to sleep even if he wants to
    Just leave him be
    41AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:07
    Re: #35
    Not when he's profiting off this — no way
    44AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:12
    It's fine if he falls asleep during a scalp massage, isn't it?
    He's not running some sleep-deprivation endurance race, is he?
    He just claims he normally has no time to sleep and only gets 30 minutes (well, that's the premise anyway)
    Of course he'd sleep if the situation lets him
    49AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:24
    Re: #44
    But he's the one getting all worked up insisting he wasn't asleep
    61AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:39
    So in the end, which is it —
    • He's sleepy, but 30 minutes causes no problems
    • 30 minutes gives him perfect, deep sleep
    Which one?
    71AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:01
    Re: #61
    Just go watch the stream yourself
    70AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:00
    Who's Takashi Uchiyama?
    Is he more respectable than Naoya Inoue?
    81AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:15
    17 years of the same daily routine is coming back to haunt Daisuke Hori
    83AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:18
    Re: #81
    Baring your private life on a 24-hour livestream with zero privacy, surrounded by comments from kids, isn't Daisuke Hori's normal daily life
    86AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:24
    Re: #84
    If he's only 160cm, shouldn't he be cutting weight?
    With that height, why isn't he fighting at featherweight instead of super lightweight?
    What a waste of that Nigerian 🇳🇬 blood
    92AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:29
    Re: #86
    I'd like to see him try, but if the man himself doesn't want to, there's nothing to be done
    He debuted late with no amateur background, so for him it probably wasn't about aiming to be world champion — it was more of a personal, health-first challenge to see how far he could go
    88AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:26
    Re: #70
    Uchiyama is amazing
    He defended the super featherweight world title 11 times over about 6 years
    In the same weight class, he's way stronger than Takanori Hatakeyama
    91AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:28
    Re: #88
    So does that make him greater than Naoya Inoue?
    Drop the "Koropokkuru theory" already lol (an internet meme theory about short fighters, named after the tiny folk of Ainu legend) — even Hosokawa denies that one
    95AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:30
    Re: #91
    Nobody surpasses Inoue
    But Uchiyama still holds up as one of Japan's all-time greats
    96AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:31
    Re: #91
    Uchiyama is undeniably great

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    Daisuke Hori is known as a self-improvement-oriented entrepreneur who brands himself as a “short sleeper,” and doubts about the truth of his claimed sleep schedule have been raised before. This week-long livestream was likewise meant to serve as proof, but repeated scenes of him appearing to lose consciousness during treatments only ended up fueling the skepticism further. In the thread, many commenters tried to sort out the distinction between a “microsleep” — a lapse of consciousness lasting only tens of seconds — and a proper “nap,” suggesting the dispute is less a simple shouting match and more a disagreement over definitions. Others pointed to the livestream’s Super Chat earnings and to Hori’s sleep-technique seminar business, broadening the debate beyond the truth of his claims to whether he’s cashing in on them.

    ※This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5channel (Entertainment & Sports News+) thread “Daisuke Hori, the “30-minutes-a-day” sleeper, snaps “Don’t jump to conclusions!” after getting called out for “snoring during a scalp massage,” erupts into a fierce back-and-forth with Valentine Hosokawa.”