Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • ‘Lollipop Chainsaw 2 Back2Back’ Announced — 5ch Asks: ‘Is There Even a Point Without Suda?’

    Following the success of “Lollipop Chainsaw RePOP,” a brand-new entry in the series, “LOLLIPOP CHAINSAW 2 Back2Back,” has been revealed via announcements from the PlayStation Blog and Famitsu. The game has been announced for PS5, but the thread immediately zeroed in on the fact that series creator Goichi Suda is not involved in this installment. Comments like “A Suda game isn’t about the title — Suda himself is the brand” and “There’s no point without Suda” piled up one after another, while some posters even brought up Hajime Tabata, the former director of Final Fantasy XV. The discussion branched out fast, from whether the PS5 exclusivity will actually hold to a full-blown math battle over how to interpret the previous Switch version’s sales figures.

    That exhilarating zombie action is back! A brand-new entry in the series kicks off on PS5

    “Lollipop Chainsaw” is back — Juliet is back, the zombies are back! Following the 2024 remake “Lollipop Chainsaw RePOP,” a completely new entry in the series is finally coming to PS5 in 2027.

    Source: blog.ja.playstation.com / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 17, 2026 10:30
    So Suda's not involved, and they're bringing in Tabata from FF15 instead, lol
    4AnonymousSep 17, 2026 10:33
    Same thing happened with LID — people don't get that a Suda game's brand is Suda himself, not the title.
    10AnonymousSep 17, 2026 10:40
    Re: #4
    Exactly this — sure, the hit-or-miss rate is high, but it means something precisely because Suda's involved.
    6AnonymousSep 17, 2026 10:37
    Guess PS5 exclusivity can't be helped here
    — this game's vibe just doesn't land with Japanese audiences anymore, so there's zero chance of decent sales in Japan.
    7AnonymousSep 17, 2026 10:38
    A 'Suda game' without Suda involved is guaranteed trash lol
    8AnonymousSep 17, 2026 10:39
    Suda's completely washed his hands of it — didn't even touch RePOP.
    But there sure are a lot of angry replies from overseas fans.
    9AnonymousSep 17, 2026 10:39
    Also, it's rough that the Switch version lost the multiplat sales battle for RePOP.
    That's basically become the excuse to snub Switch 2.
    12AnonymousSep 17, 2026 10:42
    Wait, are people seriously assuming it's exclusive just because Sony made the announcement…?
    16AnonymousSep 17, 2026 10:43
    Re: #12
    So far, every media outlet's article only mentions PS5 too.
    25AnonymousSep 17, 2026 10:49
    Re: #12
    https://www.famitsu.com/article/202609/88175

    > Doragami Games Inc. (headquartered in Shinagawa, Tokyo; President Shohei Sato) announces that, in conjunction with an announcement made by NADA HOLDINGS CORP. (headquartered in Taipei, Taiwan; President Joe Teng, hereinafter "NADA HOLDINGS") on the PlayStation Blog, the official title of the latest entry in the LOLLIPOP CHAINSAW series is "LOLLIPOP CHAINSAW 2 Back2Back," and that it will be released for PlayStation 5.
    14AnonymousSep 17, 2026 10:42
    A Suda game is a Suda game because Suda's involved — there's no point without him.
    It's already niche enough for hardcore fans as it is.
    15AnonymousSep 17, 2026 10:43
    This is gonna flop hard, and then eventually get ported to other platforms — that's the whole story arc here.
    17AnonymousSep 17, 2026 10:44
    Whether it'd actually be good even with Suda involved is a separate question, though.
    18AnonymousSep 17, 2026 10:45
    Bu-bu-bu-Buhicchihabu wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww (a nonsense meme sound effect; the chain of "w" is Japanese internet shorthand for laughter, like "lol")
    19AnonymousSep 17, 2026 10:45
    Didn't expect to see Tabata's name pop up here of all places.
    21AnonymousSep 17, 2026 10:47
    Suda OUT
    James Gunn OUT
    Tabata IN
    …yeah, I dunno about this one
    22AnonymousSep 17, 2026 10:47
    The official X (Twitter) account still hasn't listed platforms even after the PlayStation announcement.
    50AnonymousSep 17, 2026 11:18
    Re: #22
    For that 'Re-whatever' game, Xbox got added to the platform list later on.
    23AnonymousSep 17, 2026 10:48
    Ohhhh!!!!!!
    I love Lollipop Chainsaw, so I'm happy to see a sequel.
    26AnonymousSep 17, 2026 10:50
    If this really turns out to be a PS exclusive, we're gonna need Inabune to come lecture them.
    27AnonymousSep 17, 2026 10:50
    Meanwhile 'Meccha Chameleon' on Switch 2 hit 300k downloads in a week,


    and they're going PS5 exclusive? Are they trying to kill this thing?
    30AnonymousSep 17, 2026 10:52
    Re: #27
    That's a worldwide figure though, you sure about that?
    Do the math and that comes out to only 6,000 units sold per country.
    36AnonymousSep 17, 2026 11:01
    Re: #30
    If you're going to argue that way, dividing PlayStation's 1 million worldwide units by country gives roughly the same number.
    38AnonymousSep 17, 2026 11:03
    Re: #30
    Knowing how hard someone thought about that reply is too scary to even laugh at.
    29AnonymousSep 17, 2026 10:52
    Re: #25
    Isn't this just PlayStation's PR leading with their own platform first, basically saying 'PS5 is included'?
    Details are probably coming at TGS, right?
    32AnonymousSep 17, 2026 10:54
    I remember being surprised that this one was actually missing the usual anime parodies and otaku references you'd expect from a Suda game.
    39AnonymousSep 17, 2026 11:04
    Re: #36
    1,000,000 units / 73 countries = 13,698 units.
    That's more than double your number — you sure about that?
    40AnonymousSep 17, 2026 11:09
    Re: #39
    It's sold in more than 123 countries and regions.
    42AnonymousSep 17, 2026 11:11
    Gameplay footage from the demo is already up.
    https://x.com/gematsu/status/2100390103818334412
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4YEpMYs4bI
    47AnonymousSep 17, 2026 11:13
    Re: #42
    Ohh!!! Thanks!!!
    I'll check it out once I'm back at work.
    49AnonymousSep 17, 2026 11:16
    Re: #42
    I'm a hardcore fan, so normally I'd praise it no matter what… but yeah, this is actually pretty rough.
    It doesn't need to be high production value — it just feels like it's missing that certain sense of style.
    81AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:15
    Pre-orders open tonight for this one, huh.
    https://gzo.ai/i/fVbXnPI.jpg
    82AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:20
    If they announce this as a timed PS5 exclusive,
    people are going to mistakenly think it's PS5-only forever,
    and that's going to tank the game's sales, don't you think?

    Nobody wins here — not the publisher, not the users.
    It's a garbage timed-exclusive deal.

    They really need to stop doing pointless timed exclusives
    for a dying platform like this.
    84AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:22
    Re: #82
    The only ones who benefit are the people getting wined and dined — that's exactly why this practice never dies.
    85AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:25
    Re: #82
    If a platform with 140 million monthly active users counts as 'dying,'
    then what does that make Xbox or Switch, which have even fewer? ;;
    90AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:48
    First they push out Kojima, and now they're pushing Suda instead? Come on, Sony, that's brutal.
    94AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:06
    Re: #90
    Except… Suda's not even in it…

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    “Lollipop Chainsaw” is a 2012 action game directed by Goichi Suda of Grasshopper Manufacture, which received a remake, “RePOP,” in 2024. According to Famitsu, the newly announced full sequel is being developed by NADA HOLDINGS CORP. (Taiwan) and published by Doragami Games (Shinagawa, Tokyo), with no involvement from Suda or Grasshopper Manufacture confirmed at this time. Opinion in the thread was split over whether the PS5 listing means permanent exclusivity or a “timed exclusive” that will later add other platforms — there have been past cases of titles announced as PS5-only that later added Xbox support, so drawing firm conclusions about platform availability from this announcement alone may be premature. There was also a back-and-forth over the previous Switch version’s sales figures, with posters doing rough per-country conversions of worldwide totals — but the actual regional breakdown hasn’t been published, so any such estimate remains speculative.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry (Geha)) thread “‘Lollipop Chainsaw 2 Back2Back’ Confirmed for PS5-Exclusive Release!.”

  • New Handheld ‘PSP3’ Rumored for 2027 Launch — 5ch: ‘The Original PSP Was a Blast’

    On 5ch’s Hardware/Industry (“Geha”) board, rumors that Sony’s new handheld, the “PSP3,” will launch in 2027 became a hot topic. The reported specs put it at around 1.71TFLOPS, with claims circulating that it could run PS5 titles at 60fps by lowering the resolution. In the thread, opinions split over the device being PSN-download-only with no packaged/physical games, the expected price tag of around 200,000 yen, and how to weigh the trade-off with PS6 development resources against competition from the Switch 2 and other gaming handhelds.

    2AnonymousSep 17, 2026 08:44
    3AnonymousSep 17, 2026 08:45
    Apparently you'll be able to play PS5 games at 60fps with the resolution turned down
    5AnonymousSep 17, 2026 08:47
    If it's only PS5-tier hardware, who even knows if GTA6 Online will run on it
    This thing's DOA for real
    6AnonymousSep 17, 2026 08:50
    I kind of want one
    but I bet not many people do
    Did the PS Portal even sell well?
    7AnonymousSep 17, 2026 08:51
    Even once it's out, people will basically only play free-to-play games on it, so all it really does is turn a 'phone you can't carry around' into a 'phone you can carry around'
    9AnonymousSep 17, 2026 08:52
    Re: #7
    Calling it 'a phone you can carry around' isn't really the burn you think it is
    8AnonymousSep 17, 2026 08:51
    Wait, did they give up on PS6 and pivot to this instead?
    10AnonymousSep 17, 2026 08:52
    They're already struggling with the main PS6 — do they really need to spend effort on this too?
    12AnonymousSep 17, 2026 08:53
    Re: #10
    This IS the 'PS6'
    11AnonymousSep 17, 2026 08:53
    Wasn't it written right at the source that this doesn't even work as a business?
    13AnonymousSep 17, 2026 08:54
    This makes 'Trashwitch's' (mocking nickname for the Switch) 1.71TFLOPS look like garbage by comparison
    16AnonymousSep 17, 2026 08:59
    Re: #13
    Yeah, 'Trashstation 6' at 200,000 yen is garbage too lol
    14AnonymousSep 17, 2026 08:56
    Re: #9
    It was already huge to begin with, so there's no way it becomes sleek no matter what — so I guess it's 'safe'
    17AnonymousSep 17, 2026 08:59
    If this doesn't pan out, what's this account going to do about it?
    19AnonymousSep 17, 2026 09:01
    Basically a PSN-download-only gaming handheld
    It loses to the Switch 2 on having no physical games, but wins on being able to play gacha games
    Its rivals are probably other gaming handhelds and gaming tablets?
    It's not going to catch on though
    21AnonymousSep 17, 2026 09:03
    If I'm getting a watered-down experience, I'll just get a Switch 2
    At least that one isn't a rental, right?
    24AnonymousSep 17, 2026 09:04
    Re: #21
    Was it called the 'Virtual Game Card' or something?
    Are they trying to dress up digital copies as 'ownership' by letting you lend them out?
    27AnonymousSep 17, 2026 09:08
    Re: #26
    Oh, looks like that one landed
    29AnonymousSep 17, 2026 09:09
    Re: #27
    Is this garbage actually bragging about some lousy DLSS, lol
    38AnonymousSep 17, 2026 09:14
    Re: #29
    'PSSR 3.0' lmao (PSSR is Sony's own upscaling tech, its answer to DLSS)
    51AnonymousSep 17, 2026 09:25
    Re: #29
    Calling DLSS 'lousy' — that take is way out of date
    30AnonymousSep 17, 2026 09:10
    Hope custom firmware (CFW) comes out for it
    The original PSP scene was insanely hyped back in the day
    37AnonymousSep 17, 2026 09:11
    Re: #30
    Yeah, it sold at a loss, software barely moved, and only the hardware kept selling — it was a nightmare of a platform
    43AnonymousSep 17, 2026 09:16
    I'm pretty sure this sells worse than the Vita
    Are they seriously releasing this garbage for around 200,000 yen?
    45AnonymousSep 17, 2026 09:18
    Re: #43
    You should've caught on the second they called it 'PSP3'
    50AnonymousSep 17, 2026 09:23
    If they gave up on being a pure home console and went hybrid like the Switch, nobody would complain even with somewhat weaker specs
    54AnonymousSep 17, 2026 09:27
    Re: #50
    But if they're copying the hybrid concept instead of just making a handheld, the Joy-Cons become the sticking point
    If they can't replicate detachable Joy-Con-style controllers, the controller can't split off, and docked mode would need a separate pad bought on top — making peripherals essentially mandatory
    That means it probably won't get used much as a home console
    58AnonymousSep 17, 2026 09:32
    I just want a light handheld around 6 inches…
    63AnonymousSep 17, 2026 09:39
    Re: #58
    Sounds like it's designed off the ROG Xbox Ally X with the APU shrunk from 4nm to 3nm, so that'll be tough
    If handheld mode really draws 15W+ like in Re: #1, it's bound to end up bigger and heavier than the Switch 2's 10W
    62AnonymousSep 17, 2026 09:35
    They never even released a 'PSP2' and now it's jumping straight to 3?
    66AnonymousSep 17, 2026 09:49
    Re: #62
    That hardware doesn't even have sales figures worth mentioning
    75AnonymousSep 17, 2026 10:02
    The 'no software' problem still isn't solved at all
    78AnonymousSep 17, 2026 10:08
    Re: #75
    By the time this launches, Resident Evil, Monster Hunter, Dragon Quest, FF, Persona… basically every major Japanese third-party title
    will already be out, since they won't want the Switch 2 to get titles first
    so 'Crabstation' (mocking nickname for the console) should be capable of multiplatform ports performance-wise too

    That said, with zero install base and zero motivation from first-party to actually push the hardware,
    nobody's going to bother porting to it unless they get paid a ton
    90AnonymousSep 17, 2026 10:40
    They should skip the extra stuff like handhelds and Pro models
    and just focus cleanly on PS6 alone
    PS5's big failure was doing nothing about scalpers
    that's what created a whole wave of boycotters and anti-fans
    Anti-scalping measures, an affordable price, and a Japanese-language version are non-negotiable
    that's the direction they should take
    91AnonymousSep 17, 2026 10:50
    Re: #90
    Dropping the disc drive actually works against anti-scalping efforts
    Drop the disc
    ↓
    more retailers stop carrying it
    ↓
    fewer units can ship at once
    ↓
    scalpers rejoice

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    It’s worth noting that “PSP3” is not, as of now, an officially announced Sony product — it stems from rumors and speculative reports of unclear origin. In 2023, Sony already released the “PS Portal,” a peripheral that streams PS5 gameplay to a handheld screen, and the device rumored here is being described either as an evolution of that or as a download-only PSN handheld. The “1.71TFLOPS” figure that circulated in the thread was treated as a rough gauge of processing power, but it’s a rumor-based number, not an official spec, so using it directly to compare against the Switch 2 or gaming PCs is risky. Also, “DLSS” is NVIDIA’s upscaling technology and is distinct from Sony’s own “PSSR,” though some posts in the thread mixed the two up. As for the name, since the PS Vita was never marketed as “PSP2,” some commenters find the “PSP3” label itself a bit odd.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry, “Geha”) thread “PSP3 (2027 release) — looks like it’s seriously happening lol wwwwwwwwww.”

  • 53.1% Say They’d Get Vaccinated for the Next Pandemic — 5ch: ‘LOL, It’s All Guinea Pigs’

    A research group from the University of Tokyo’s International Institute for Advanced Studies (Center for New-Generation Infectious Diseases) and Chiba University, among others, published survey results in the international scientific journal “npj Vaccines,” asking 24,577 people whether they would get vaccinated if a vaccine reducing death risk from the next pandemic by 50% or more were approved by the Japanese government and the WHO. 53.1% answered they would “definitely or probably get vaccinated,” with people in their 20s-40s, women, and those with lower income or education showing a tendency toward lower vaccination intent. On 5ch, opinions split over the validity of this analysis and the assessment of COVID vaccine effectiveness, with notable pushback against the framing that links education level to conspiracy theories.

    The paper “Vaccine acceptance in a future pandemic after COVID-19 and its decision drivers in Japan,” published in the international scientific journal “npj Vaccines” by a research group from the University of Tokyo’s International Institute for Advanced Studies (Center for New-Generation Infectious Diseases) and Chiba University, is a study investigating vaccination intent for a future pandemic and the factors that shape it.

    The research team analyzed data from the health disparities assessment study “JACSIS.” An online survey was conducted from December 2024 to January 2025, targeting 28,000 people aged 15 to 84 (24,577 were included in the final analysis).

    Respondents were asked whether they would get vaccinated under the scenario that “the next pandemic occurs, a vaccine reducing death risk from the disease by 50% or more is developed, and it is approved by the Japanese government, the World Health Organization (WHO), and other authorities.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    12AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:43
    > The survey found lower vaccination intent among people in their 20s-40s, women, low-income people, less-educated people, and those who believe vaccine misinformation or COVID conspiracy theories.

    This part is clearly propaganda. It's not a scientific paper, it's a political one.
    34AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:46
    Re: #12
    The source article has the data in it.
    Hard to read, but here you go

    https://imgur.com/a/jFkM2nM
    74AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:52
    Re: #12
    Being highly educated just means you're obedient to the system.
    (・∀・)ニヤニヤ (a smug, snickering kaomoji face)
    18AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:44
    More importantly, what's happening with the flu vaccine? It's already spreading this year, so I thought there was talk of moving the rollout up.
    130AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:59
    Re: #18
    They're even closing schools over it. Sounds like a nasty strain this year.
    23AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:45
    It's not about conspiracy theories — I just didn't feel like I needed it.
    54AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:49
    Re: #23
    Anthony Fauci flat-out admitted it was completely useless. Basically even the claim that it prevented severe illness was a lie.
    155AnonymousSep 17, 2026 14:01
    Re: #23
    Everyone knew that if you didn't get everyone vaccinated all at once, it would just keep mutating.
    44AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:48
    The premise itself is off. There's no way you can guarantee a 50%+ reduction in death risk.
    58AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:50
    Re: #44
    The COVID vaccine ("corowaku") was supposed to do even better than that — we were told getting vaccinated meant you wouldn't get severely ill.
    59AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:50
    Re: #44
    That's just what they claimed at the time. Whether it's actually truuue, you won't knowww until enough time has passed!
    46AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:48
    I'm unvaxxed ("no-waku"), so I probably won't get this one either.
    47AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:48
    https://www.itmedia.co.jp/news/article/image/2609/17/2000001533/10006664/1920
    If you look at the source image, the people who answered "definitely/probably will get it" are basically all guinea pigs, lol. Over 80% of the unvaccinated said "definitely/probably will not get it."
    51AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:49
    Isn't it just wrong to decide whether to get vaccinated or not without even knowing what disease you're dealing with?
    66AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:51
    Countries that vaccinated less than Japan still have COVID running rampant, right?

    Or did it just conveniently vanish on its own?
    80AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:53
    Re: #66
    It vanished, lol.
    139AnonymousSep 17, 2026 14:00
    Re: #66
    Viruses naturally weaken over time, so the strategy was supposed to be vaccinating high-risk people as a stopgap until that happened…

    I run my own clinic, so I have no choice but to keep giving the shot as cover for my patients (if I don't take precautions, rumors will kill my practice the moment there's an in-hospital outbreak).
    73AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:52
    Make sure you all keep getting your shots next time too.

    Sacrifice comes with the territory in human experimentation.
    88AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:54
    Re: #73
    Of course I'll keep telling people to get it next time too — obviously, right? Though I myself will never get it, lol.
    83AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:53
    There's no way it was just a coincidence that the vaccine got finished right as COVID started spreading.
    111AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:57
    Re: #83
    The US ran something called Operation Warp Speed — they paid out huge sums upfront to promising companies worldwide, no penalty if development failed, and let them race each other.
    150AnonymousSep 17, 2026 14:01
    Time to check the answer:



    Uptake of the "poison vaccine" kept declining.
    171AnonymousSep 17, 2026 14:03
    The more educated someone is, the stronger their spirit of self-sacrifice.
    185AnonymousSep 17, 2026 14:04
    Re: #171
    That's because they don't want to inconvenience others, lol.

    More like their stance is "if the government (oyakata-hinomaru, lit. 'boss Rising Sun' — slang for blind trust in the state) tells me to, I'll do it." Just my two cents, lol.
    225AnonymousSep 17, 2026 14:07
    Re: #171
    In the US, people who went all the way through a PhD program leaned heavily anti-vaccine. Apparently those who stopped at a master's degree were mostly pro-vaccine.
    196AnonymousSep 17, 2026 14:05
    People who don't get vaccinated will go extinct eventually.
    227AnonymousSep 17, 2026 14:08
    Re: #196
    People who got the COVID vaccine are guaranteed to be extinct in 100 years, but the unvaccinated will still be around in 100 years…

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    This survey asked about vaccination intent under the hypothetical scenario that “a vaccine reducing death risk from the next pandemic by 50% or more has been approved” — it is not data verifying the actual effectiveness of the COVID-19 vaccines that were distributed. Skipping over this premise creates a mismatch between the many “the COVID vaccine was useless” claims seen on 5ch and the paper’s actual point, leaving the discussion talking past itself. The thread was also split over the validity of the paper’s finding that “people with less education and lower income are more likely to believe misinformation and conspiracy theories, and thus show lower vaccination intent” — pushback framing this as social labeling clashed with those who saw it as a legitimate public health insight. It’s worth noting that posts claiming things like “vaccinated people will die in the near future” are all claims with no scientific backing, and the comments quoted in this article are presented only as individual opinions.

    *This article is compiled as excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Breaking News+) thread “[Would You Get Vaccinated for the Next Pandemic?] Survey of Over 20,000 Japanese People — 53.1% Say ‘Definitely/Probably Will’.”

  • Lawson’s New Bargain Bento Is Just Sausage — and the Internet Has Thoughts

    It’s been reported that starting September 22, Lawson will roll out 13 bento products, including a “Single-Focus Deluxe!” (“Itten Toppa Sugi!”) lineup that cuts costs by up to 50% by limiting each box to just one topping. A thread went up on 5channel’s game hardware board with photos of bentos topped with nothing but sausage or corn, and commenters quickly pushed back on the framing — the thread presented it as a “poverty” story without mentioning that a pricier “Too Luxurious!” (“Zeitaku Sugi!”) line, packed with more and better ingredients, was launching at the very same time. The conversation then broadened into gripes about rising prices more generally, with posters pointing to everyday changes like shrinking convenience-store rice balls and different banana varieties — producing reactions that went well beyond a simple “Japan is getting poorer” narrative.

    2AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:09
    Lawson will roll out 13 products in total starting September 22, including "Single-Focus Deluxe!" bentos that cut prices by up to 50% compared to same-sized boxes by limiting each one to a single topping, as well as "Too Luxurious!" bentos that focus on higher-quality, more generous ingredients.
    https://www.watch.impress.co.jp/docs/news/2141393.html
    35AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:26
    Re: #2
    Anyone who thinks this counts as "too luxurious" has some seriously questionable standards, no?
    5AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:11
    That said, it's basically the same as serving onigiri without actually shaping them by hand.
    9AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:13
    Re: #5
    Now that you put it that way, fair point.
    43AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:29
    Re: #5
    Do you seriously not know how small convenience-store onigiri from the big three chains are these days…?
    6AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:12
    As things get poorer, people end up eating nothing but carbs.
    Even the cheap bananas at the supermarket have gotten smaller.
    Bananas used to be thick and impressive back in the day.
    And the country of origin's shifted too — away from banana giants like the Philippines and Taiwan,
    toward Cambodia and Vietnam, wherever the currency is weaker.
    15AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:16
    Sausage on rice is honestly a totally normal combo.
    37AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:27
    Re: #15
    That's the worst take here, lol.
    27AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:22
    People who are actually poor don't even shop at convenience stores.
    30AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:24
    Re: #27
    People do use them — that's exactly why they sell it…
    This is what happens when you don't spend money OR use your brain.
    66AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:35
    Re: #27
    Supermarkets and drugstores are basically always cheaper anyway.
    44AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:29
    And Lawson marks these down another 50% later in the day, on top of that.
    51AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:31
    Re: #44
    That's a wild, larger-than-life poverty take, lol (a riff on "Attack on Titan").
    47AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:30
    I'd always wanted to try bodakko, so I was kind of excited about this — but isn't there way too much of it for bodakko? It just looks like plain salmon flakes to me. (Bodakko is a specific heavily-salted, aged salmon product from Hokkaido.)
    52AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:31
    Re: #47
    The real deal has salt visibly crystallizing on the surface, you know.
    49AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:30
    They sell bigger onigiri too — quit it with the lame flexing.
    63AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:34
    Re: #49
    Even the "big" one is still just palm-sized.
    The regular ones are way worse.
    55AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:32
    I'm a social misfit, but honestly, Japan — being a declining country itself — should be the one adapting to fit ME.
    That's how Japan makes its comeback.
    61AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:33
    Re: #55
    You've got my vote.
    60AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:33
    And if you stack the app's 50-yen bento coupon on top of that, you're basically unstoppable.
    62AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:34
    Re: #60
    That's god-tier, I'm dying of laughter.
    64AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:34
    Guys who push the "poverty" angle probably just assume everyone else is stuck buying this because their own standard of living is low.
    68AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:36
    Re: #64
    They lose their minds over what's just one option among many, so that's probably accurate.
    69AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:36
    Lawson pulled this again, lol.
    Re: #64
    If your standard of living were actually high, I doubt you'd be eating this in the first place.
    75AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:38
    The idea is you use this as a base and customize it by adding side dishes, salad, Karaage-kun, right? Huh? (Karaage-kun is Lawson's popular fried chicken nugget snack.)
    81AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:40
    Re: #75
    Don't blow a gasket over it, lol.
    Honestly I wish they'd just leave some empty space next to the bento so you could stuff in salad or Karaage-kun yourself.
    82AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:40
    Convenience stores are ultimately places you go to because you need something right now, don't care what it is, and don't care what it costs.
    88AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:43
    Re: #82
    Seriously?
    If you're gonna buy this, wouldn't frozen mazesoba be the better pick?
    That's like 298 yen, if I remember right.
    96AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:49
    Re: #82
    This is exactly the kind of thing you use to burn through a QUO card you got as a shareholder perk. (QUO Card: a prepaid gift card commonly given out as a Japanese shareholder benefit.)
    84AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:41
    Corn rice is best used to finish off the broth from your cup ramen.
    92AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:44
    Re: #84
    Wash your rice, then throw in salt, pepper, a bit of butter, corn, pork, and onion or scallion if you like —
    hit cook and go!
    91AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:44
    It's not tasty, but you're better off buying something from the "Kanzen Meshi" ("Complete Meal") line instead. (Nissin's nutritionally engineered instant-food line.)
    94AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:47
    Re: #91
    That stuff's loaded with additives that are bad for you, though.
    102AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:53
    I've eaten it more times than I can count, but that breakfast set with a fried egg, rice, bread, and soup never gets old.
    106AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:55
    Re: #102
    Convenience store? Or a family restaurant?
    105AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:54
    I can't imagine someone who picks the all-sausage bento is the type to be worried about additives.
    108AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:57
    Re: #105
    Probably some middle-aged person who got that idea drilled into them by TV or something.

    Background and Key Points

    The story originates from a report by Impress Watch on Lawson’s new product lineup: 13 bento items launching at once, split between the budget “Single-Focus Deluxe!” line, which cuts costs by limiting each box to one topping, and the pricier “Too Luxurious!” line, which does the opposite by piling on more ingredients. The thread singled out only the cheaper line and framed it as a story about poverty, which is what sparked the pushback — commenters pointed out that the “Too Luxurious!” line was listed right alongside it, so why leave that out? From there the discussion broadened into everyday examples of price hikes and shrinkflation, like the size of convenience-store rice balls and shifts in banana varieties. It’s worth noting that the “things are smaller than they used to be” impressions shared here are personal anecdotes, not figures drawn from consistent statistics. Some comments also touched on politics and currency policy, but those have been left out of this writeup since they lean toward judgments of specific parties or politicians.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5channel (Hardware/Industry (Game Hardware)) thread “[Sad News] Japan Has Gotten So Poor That Bentos Topped With Just Sausage or Corn Are Now a Thing“.

  • Moriyasu Japan: 31-man squad announced for 4 home friendlies after the World Cup! Matsuki, Saito, Tanimura, Nakano earn first call-ups

    The Japan Football Association announced on the 17th a 31-man squad for four international friendlies in September and October, the team’s first activity since the North/Central America World Cup. Four players — MF Shunsuke Saito, MF Kyuma Matsuki, FW Kaina Tanimura, and MF Shuto Nakano — earned first-ever call-ups, with 10 new players joining from outside the World Cup squad, while five players including DF Yuto Nagatomo and DF Shogo Taniguchi were dropped. On 5ch, some praised the generational turnover driven by the veterans’ age, while opinions were split over call-ups for players with limited playing time and the selection of players tied to manager Moriyasu’s former club.

    The Japan Football Association (JFA) announced on the 17th a 31-man Japan national team squad for four international friendlies in September and October — the first national team activity since the North/Central America World Cup.

    Four players earned their first-ever call-ups: MF Shunsuke Saito (Westerlo), MF Kyuma Matsuki (Southampton), FW Kaina Tanimura (Yokohama F. Marinos), and MF Shuto Nakano (Hiroshima).

    Along with those four first-timers, the following made the squad from outside the World Cup group, 10 in total: DF Tomoya Ando (St. Pauli), MF Yuki Soma (Machida), MF Koki Kumasaka (Kashiwa), MF Sei Tanaka (Schalke), MF Kota Sano (PSV), and MF Ryunosuke Sato (Valencia). DF Yuto Nagatomo, DF Shogo Taniguchi, DF Yukinari Sugawara, FW Shuto Machino, and FW Koki Ogawa were all left out.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    7AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:11
    Nagatomo and Taniguchi cut for age
    Sugawara and Machino deemed surplus to requirements!!
    142AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:31
    Re: #7
    Taniguchi's technically carrying an injury too
    15AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:14
    Itakura and Kubo don't deserve spots in their current form
    Don't call up Ryunosuke Sato right at this critical moment of managerial transition
    197AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:36
    Re: #15
    Sato's situation at Valencia is about as bad as it gets right now
    Getting a chance to shine with the national team is better for him
    246AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:45
    Re: #15
    Itakura's getting torn apart at Borussia, but no young center-backs are stepping up to replace him
    Ichihara's on the bench at AZ, Takai's on the bench at Sint-Truiden, and Kita's still stuck with the U23s
    And Kubo doesn't look like he's turning things around even if he stays at Sociedad lol
    30AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:17
    Is Kubo finished, given his last rites by Sato?
    38AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:18
    Re: #30
    With Sato in his current form, Kubo's spot is safe
    33AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:17
    So with this squad it's back-three all over again?
    78AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:23
    Re: #33
    Doesn't matter either way — once Oiwa takes over as manager, there's no continuity anyway
    47AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:19
    Goalkeeper Osako was a non-starter since he hasn't been playing, but swapping out Hayakawa too would've been too much of a shake-up, so they kept him
    Feels like they weighed Kokubo against Tani and went with Kokubo
    61AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:21
    Re: #47
    Hayakawa's out of form, but with Kokubo and Zion Suzuki around it should be fine
    69AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:22
    Well, guess they're going to try out a bunch of things from here before settling the Asian Cup squad?
    90AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:25
    Re: #69
    Yep
    So it's survival mode for the players now
    If you want to make the Asian Cup squad, you've got no choice but to deliver results
    86AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:24
    Replacements

    Ritsu Doan (Frankfurt) → Kyuma Matsuki (Southampton)
    Kaoru Mitoma (Brighton) → Shunsuke Saito (Westerlo)

    Also, 20-year-old Kosugi (Frankfurt) is the biggest prospect from the 'LA generation' (players age-eligible for the 2028 LA Olympics), but this time he's been picked for the Asian Games squad instead
    He's a left-back who's started 4 full Bundesliga matches this season
    95AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:25
    Re: #86
    Yuta Matsumura might eventually be the one to replace Junya Ito
    Seems likely he'll get the call once Oiwa becomes manager
    87AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:24
    Kubo barely gets to play for his club these days — is now really the time for him to be goofing around with the national team in a friendly?
    Footballers really don't seem to have any sense of urgency
    105AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:27
    What about Mitoma? Did he get frozen out?
    115AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:28
    Re: #105
    Is he already back out and about? (joking use of slang usually said of someone just released from prison, here meaning 'back from injury')
    116AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:28
    Re: #105
    Still injured
    Hasn't even been playing matches for his club
    106AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:27
    They can dress it up with excuses all they want, but not finding room for Morita in a 31-man squad? That's just a personal grudge
    120AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:28
    Re: #106
    If you're gonna pretend to be a fan, at least know his injury situation
    124AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:29
    Re: #106
    It's a calf injury
    114AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:27
    Creepy how there's still what basically amounts to a 'Hiroshima quota'
    Can't something be done about using roster spots for personal favoritism?
    123AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:29
    Re: #114
    It's totally normal for national team managers to pick a lot of players from clubs they used to coach

    Favoritism like that isn't exactly rare lol
    136AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:30
    Re: #123
    That's usually only excusable right when a manager first takes charge
    How many years has this guy been in the job now?
    147AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:31
    Re: #123
    That was like 10 years ago, and besides, Nakano only joined Sanfrecce after university
    10 years ago, this Tokyo-born Nakano was just a high school freshman
    139AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:30
    Soma may not look it, but
    his dribbling is excellent
    he's got real speed
    his crossing is excellent

    Basically he's the left-footed Junya Ito
    150AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:31
    Re: #139
    His free kicks are good too
    158AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:32
    Re: #139
    I'll admit he's on another level in the J.League
    But between that and the rough edges in his play, he feels like a wide attacker straight out of the 2000s
    164AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:33
    No way Hayakawa deserves this
    Who's making these picks?
    175AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:34
    Re: #164
    Hayakawa's been rough this year
    Though the defense in front of him has been rough too
    188AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:35
    Re: #164
    They dropped Osako because he hasn't been playing
    Dropping Hayakawa on top of that would leave the defense's understanding of each other shaky outside the regular starters, so they just couldn't go that far
    205AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:37
    What's the point of extending Moriyasu Japan for just six more months
    It just means the new manager gets six fewer months to build the team — that's a handicap, plain and simple
    Is there any actual upside to this?
    209AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:38
    Re: #205
    Everyone's thinking that
    216AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:39
    Re: #205
    Because Oiwa's up next and they're prioritizing the Olympics
    243AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:44
    Re: #205
    And yet they're still calling up a lot of players whose age doesn't exactly scream 'the future'

    Background and Talking Points

    Manager Hajime Moriyasu’s contract has been extended through the end of September even after the North/Central America World Cup, with Tsuyoshi Oiwa confirmed to take over next year — this squad announcement comes against that backdrop. This time, five players were dropped from the World Cup squad, while 10 players, including four first-time call-ups, newly joined from outside the World Cup group. On the thread, some referred to the call-up of Shuto Nakano — who came up through Sanfrecce Hiroshima, the club Moriyasu once managed — as a ‘Hiroshima quota,’ and there was speculation that Hidemasa Morita’s exclusion came down to a ‘personal grudge,’ though both are just speculation within the thread, with no official explanation from the JFA or the manager. There were also strong voices questioning the call-up of Takefusa Kubo, who has seen limited playing time. Some see the six-month-only extension as compressing the handover period before the next manager’s regime, and it’s being watched as a litmus test for squad selection heading into the Asian Cup.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Soccer] Moriyasu Japan: 31-man squad announced for 4 home friendlies after the World Cup! Matsuki, Saito, Tanimura, Nakano earn first call-ups.”

  • HIV Outbreak Prompts State of Emergency in Fiji — 5ch: ‘Expensive Drugs Can Suppress Onset’

    The South Pacific island nation of Fiji has declared a national state of emergency over a growing HIV outbreak. An estimated 1 in 60 adults is infected, putting Fiji sharply at odds with the global trend of declining new HIV infections. The scale of the crisis came to light after the country first declared an epidemic in January 2025 and expanded testing. The spread of methamphetamine has been cited as a contributing factor, and on the forum thread many commenters pointed to shared needles and blood during drug use as the likely cause, while others discussed sexual transmission and mother-to-child transmission — with some exchanges reaffirming that HIV still cannot be fully cured.

    (CNN) — The small South Pacific nation of Fiji has declared a national state of emergency amid a spreading HIV outbreak, with the proliferation of methamphetamine cited as a contributing factor.

    Fiji, with a population of under one million, is estimated to have HIV infection in 1 in every 60 adults. While the virus remains incurable but treatable, global infection rates have been falling — a trend Fiji is bucking.

    Fiji first declared an HIV epidemic in January 2025, and expanded testing since then has revealed the scale of a deepening public health crisis.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    11AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:25
    Just a matter of time before the virus reaches Japan
    143AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:55
    Re: #11
    It's probably already here
    18AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:27
    Apparently people who can't afford meth are drawing blood from people who've used it and injecting it into themselves — messed up situation
    59AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:35
    Re: #18
    Surely that wouldn't even get you high though?
    113AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:45
    Re: #18
    Are they even matching blood types?
    152AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:59
    Re: #18
    😨😨😨
    This is way beyond just needing better education
    24AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:28
    Wait, is methamphetamine the same as ecstasy? Did everyone just turn into ravers ("パリピ" = party people)?
    67AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:36
    Re: #24
    Ecstasy (MDMA) is a derivative of methamphetamine, but its psychoactive effects are quite different
    33AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:30
    Re: #1
    Wait, is it curable now?
    41AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:31
    Re: #33
    It's not curable, but taking expensive medication continuously can suppress the onset of symptoms.
    53AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:33
    Re: #1
    That's rough
    What happened there
    I thought HIV was supposed to be curable these days
    But the damage must still be huge
    168AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:05
    Re: #53,65
    Isn't the cause the same as that Kiribati "Korekore" thing? (Korekore is a Japanese livestreamer known for on-the-street exposés)
    54AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:34
    Re: #41
    Huh, so it's still not curable
    80AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:39
    Re: #54
    Apparently there have been cases where someone being treated for leukemia received a bone marrow transplant from a donor with a rare mutation that confers HIV resistance, and ended up cured of HIV as a side effect
    86AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:40
    Re: #80
    So the structure of the blood itself changes then
    106AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:44
    Re: #80
    I think organ or bone marrow transplants can normalize various abnormalities, but that just means it's bringing about a huge change to the body
    Transplant surgery itself carries major risk to begin with
    Being able to accept a new organ at all is basically a special talent
    Some percentage of people just die
    93AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:41
    Is there a symptom that strongly suggests HIV infection? If anyone's been through it, let me know
    96AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:42
    Re: #93
    If symptoms are showing, that's already AIDS
    104AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:44
    Re: #93

    Apparently infected people all get thirsty after eating and their heart rate goes up after intense exercise
    101AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:44
    Re: #96
    That's literally what they're asking — what the actual symptoms are
    125AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:49
    Re: #101
    I kind of recall hearing from someone with HIV that if you walk up a staircase and end up on the floor above, or if you open the fridge and the door opens, you're quite likely infected with HIV
    102AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:44
    They say AIDS is caused by a virus.
    So there should be an mRNA vaccine for it by now.

    But you don't really hear about one.
    Why is that? The market size should be huge.
    127AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:49
    Re: #102
    Because it's a disease that doesn't touch people in power
    171AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:07
    Apparently it's from reusing needles
    175AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:09
    Re: #171
    Nobody asked for such a boring truth

    Background and Discussion Points

    Fiji, a South Pacific island nation with a population under one million, first declared an HIV epidemic in January 2025, and expanded testing since then has revealed the severity of the outbreak. While new HIV infections are declining globally, Fiji is bucking that trend, with needle-sharing tied to the spread of methamphetamine cited as a contributing factor. On the thread, more commenters pointed to blood exchanged during drug use than to sexual transmission as the likely cause, and the article’s figure that 59 infants contracted the virus through mother-to-child transmission last year also drew attention. At the same time, some baseless assumptions singling out sexual orientation, region, or nationality appeared as well — these unfounded prejudices should be read separately from the article-based point about needle-sharing during meth use. It’s also easy to overlook that HIV still cannot be cured today; the standard approach remains medication that suppresses symptom onset rather than a cure.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Breaking News Plus) thread “[International] Fiji Declares National State of Emergency Over HIV Outbreak — 1 in 60 Adults Infected.”

  • Rio Kitagawa Tapped as Anchor for Economics Show ‘Mo-Sata’ — 5ch: ‘She Really Is Sharp’

    Rio Kitagawa, a TV Tokyo announcer and former member of Morning Musume, will become the anchor of the network’s economics program “Morning Saturday” starting in October, the station announced on the 17th at its fall programming briefing. Kitagawa, who only joined the company this past April, shares the “double promotion” with fellow new hire Serino Suzuki, who joined at the same time. On 5ch’s Hello! Project board, comments praising her ability piled up — “She’s got both talent and work ethic,” “Kitagawa really is sharp” — while others sparked debate by suggesting the appointment had more to do with her talent agency’s ties to the network.

    Former Morning Musume Member Rio Kitagawa Named “Morning Saturday” Anchor — TV Tokyo’s Long-Sought Economics Show Gets a Surprisingly Speedy Double Rookie Promotion

    TV Tokyo announcers Serino Suzuki and Rio Kitagawa have been confirmed as anchors of “Morning Saturday” (Saturdays at 10 a.m.) starting in October, the network announced on the 17th at its October programming briefing.

    Both Kitagawa and Suzuki are rookie announcers who joined the company just this past April. Kitagawa is also known for having previously been a member of Morning Musume. Alongside current anchors Momoka Mine and Haru Saito, the two will bring a fresh new appeal to the show.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:45
    The real test is whether she can land the non-Saturday slot.
    8AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:47
    That crappy agency truly had no eye for talent.
    What fools, letting a gem like this slip away.
    10AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:47
    I heard not a single other member showed up to her graduation performance.
    71AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:59
    Re: #10
    Can't be helped, it overlapped with rehearsal.
    But Fukumura and Takahashi did rush over.
    11AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:47
    Amazing.
    Time to update the Hello! Project members' workload ranking lol
    12AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:48
    No wonder people around her get jealous —
    she's got both talent and work ethic.
    15AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:49
    Re: #1
    See, told you so, right?
    My instincts are amazing.
    If Kitagawa did variety shows, there'd be no range to it, so it wouldn't be interesting.
    Kitagawa should do economics, and the other cute one should do variety.
    That's the setup with the widest range.
    19AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:49
    Re: #15
    Suzuki's going to be on this show too.
    16AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:49
    By the way, Makino's losing her regular show at the end of September.
    18AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:49
    She's the Morning Musume member the 18th generation should really be aiming to become, huh (the poster spells "member" using 麺, the kanji for "noodle" — both are read "men" — a typical 5ch pun).
    20AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:50
    Land a TV Tokyo economics show and your marriage-market rank goes way up.
    Total winner.
    23AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:50
    Re: #19
    Even if she's on it, it'll be fine as long as things go the way I said.

    Re: #1
    See, told you so, right?
    My instincts are amazing.
    If Kitagawa did variety shows, there'd be no range to it, so it wouldn't be interesting.
    Kitagawa should do economics, and the other cute one should do variety.
    That's the setup with the widest range.
    24AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:50
    Better make peace before Kitagawa's the one who cuts ties.
    25AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:50
    She's the best at reading the news.
    Her voice is clear, so she's easy to listen to.
    29AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:51
    So what happened to the antis who kept insisting "Kitagawa won't even get to read the news even if she goes to TV Tokyo"?
    33AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:51
    Re: #29
    Can't stop laughing lol
    30AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:51
    "Mo-Sata" kind of sounds like it belongs with "Mo-tai" and other Morning Musume-style nicknames — kind of funny.
    31AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:51
    Not riding a fleeting buzz, not leaning on her old name value, carving her own path through her own effort — the ideal Hello! Project member.
    42AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:53
    Re: #31
    She is using her name value, though.
    34AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:52
    If you told this to yourselves a year ago, nobody would believe it.
    39AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:52
    It's not that Kitagawa has talent.
    It's just the relationship between TV Tokyo and Up-Front (her talent agency).
    43AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:53
    Re: #39
    Then just let TV Tokyo make every Hello! Project member happy, why don't you.
    40AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:53
    "The Reason I Live in Japan" could work for her too.
    41AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:53
    So the one who didn't want to go to Disneyland with Homare and Mei this morning… (referring to two Hello! Project members by a combined nickname)
    44AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:53
    Chapter 1: "Rio is an idol"
    Chapter 2: "Rio is a news anchor"
    47AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:54
    Seems more useful than senpai Konno.
    Not that I'd know.
    48AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:54
    Kitagawa really is sharp.
    Since Kasumi Mori flopped going the "dumb announcer" route, Kitagawa's properly playing it smart and steady instead.
    50AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:55
    From Rio-rio's own perspective, it must be incredibly annoying getting slapped with the "former Morning Musume" debuff every single time.
    52AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:55
    After announcer comes politician.
    After that, Governor of Tokyo.
    And ultimately, Japan's first female Prime Minister.
    53AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:55
    From TV Tokyo Anchor to Politics — The Next Yuriko Koike?
    54AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:56
    Re: #42
    It's purely down to her ability, isn't it?
    Makino's fans were all out there desperately trying to tarnish her name so she'd fail.
    59AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:56
    If she went into variety, she'd end up working alongside comedians, and sooner or later they'd definitely bring up Morning Musume, forcing her to address it — that's exactly what she wanted to avoid.
    With news or economics reporting, even if her school days come up, she can dodge it the same way as before, just saying she did entertainment work as a student.
    Things are going exactly the way Kitagawa wanted, so she's probably relieved.
    70AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:59
    Re: #59
    She's handled it fine before too — like when Yoshimoto comedians teased her about Morning Musume at a TV Tokyo event, she responded well, as usual.
    68AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:58



    Meanwhile, it seems Makino's fans were busy leaving anti comments on Kitagawa's videos on TV Tokyo's official account.
    73AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:59
    Re: #68
    That's beyond lame, it's just pathetic — especially the part where they went out of their way to watch the video.

    Background and Points of Debate

    It’s not unusual for former idols to become announcers, but landing an anchor spot on an economics news program is a notable career move. On the thread, opinions were split: some praised Kitagawa’s appointment as a matter of “ability” and “a smart decision,” while others suggested it was “just the relationship between TV Tokyo and Up-Front (her talent agency)” playing out, pointing to the agency’s backing. The fact that fellow new hire Suzuki was appointed to the same slot added to the buzz, since it amounts to a double promotion for two rookies. Some posts also resurfaced past controversies involving Kitagawa, but since these claims couldn’t be verified, they are not covered in this article.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “Rio Kitagawa Named Anchor of Economics Show “Mo-Sata”.”

  • Kawashima Mifu & Ebata Hisaki’s Two-Shot Photo Racks Up 30,000 Likes — 5ch: “No Wonder, They’re Hello! Project’s Double Ace”

    A two-shot photo posted to Instagram by Hello! Project members Kawashima Mifu and Ebata Hisaki (nicknamed “Ebamifu”) racked up around 30,000 likes. On 5ch, this was called an unusually strong response for Hello! Project, sparking a thread where users compared the number to other groups’ figures — such as ANGERME’s 86,000 likes — and debated why the two are so popular with younger fans. At the same time, some questioned whether the number was really that exceptional, splitting opinion.

    2AnonymousSep 17, 2026 10:04
    https://www.instagram.com/p/DcvweDdGm6c/




    4AnonymousSep 17, 2026 10:08
    No wonder, they're Hello! Project's double ace
    5AnonymousSep 17, 2026 10:08
    Re: #3
    No one asked for your self-intro
    6AnonymousSep 17, 2026 10:08
    Classic Ebamifu
    8AnonymousSep 17, 2026 10:09
    No wonder this group sells
    11AnonymousSep 17, 2026 10:16
    Re: #8
    Exactly this
    ANGERME's blowing up too, topping out at 86,000 likes
    9AnonymousSep 17, 2026 10:09
    What's insane about these two is their average. They're picking up new fans at a rate you wouldn't expect from Hello! Project
    12AnonymousSep 17, 2026 10:19
    Kawashima has the exact same expression in every photo
    13AnonymousSep 17, 2026 10:21
    Can you still see like counts on iPhone?
    17AnonymousSep 17, 2026 10:59
    Re: #13
    You can't?
    14AnonymousSep 17, 2026 10:44
    Serves the antis right lmaooo (アンカス = slang combining "anti" and "trash," a jab at hostile haters)
    15AnonymousSep 17, 2026 10:47
    Is this really that unusual though?
    18AnonymousSep 17, 2026 11:01
    Re: #15
    Of course it's fake
    Juice Juice fans never tell the truth
    19AnonymousSep 17, 2026 11:02
    Re: #18
    This kind of number's gonna stop being rare from here on out
    20AnonymousSep 17, 2026 11:51
    Even Ebamifu's ordinary posts pull in 10-20k likes — genuinely on another level among current Hello! Project members.
    Even Reirei dips under 10k sometimes.
    Though Reirei posts every single day, so it's not really a fair comparison
    21AnonymousSep 17, 2026 11:57
    My eyes weren't wrong
    Kawashima had ace potential from day one
    23AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:34
    Re: #3
    Tell us who your oshi is
    33AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:38
    Guess everything they post just blows up
    40AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:39
    ANGERME's personal best is only 3,000 likes
    50AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:40
    I always knew Kawashima had ace potential
    57AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:42
    It's the Ebamifu era now
    58AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:50
    They really appeal to younger fans.
    Proof: Milan Olympics bronze medalist Suzuki Ami started following both of them recently and likes their posts a lot
    59AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:55
    Reiruru
    Yafutako
    Ebamifu

    Each pair has its own vibe — this is what original Hello! Project is all about
    60AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:55
    Ichisaku
    What about Sakuringo?
    61AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:57
    Mifu's got an ANGERME-style face, Eba's got a K-pop-style face, so of course they land with younger kids.
    The ones who like Sakurachi and Reirei's looks are early-Heisei old-timers (ラルム = fan slang for ANGERME; 平成一桁 = born in Heisei years 1-9, i.e. older millennials)

    Background and Points of Debate

    Like counts are used among Hello! Project fans as a rough gauge of popularity, and the thread discussed where “Ebamifu”‘s roughly 30,000 likes stood relative to ANGERME’s 86,000 and the few thousand likes typical of other units. Two main points were debated. First, whether the number really counts as “unusual,” with skeptics offering sarcastic jabs like “Juice Juice fans never tell the truth.” Second, the reasons behind their popularity — some argued Kawashima Mifu has an ANGERME-style look and Ebata Hisaki a K-pop-style look, which appeals to younger fans, while noting tastes vary by generation. It’s worth noting that Instagram like counts aren’t directly tied to CD sales or event turnout, and the comparisons made in the thread reflect fans’ personal impressions rather than officially verified data.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “[Ebamifu] Kawashima Mifu-chan and Ebata Hisaki-chan’s two-shot photo pulls in an unusual 30,000 likes on Hello! Project’s Instagram.”

  • Ramen chain Yamaokaya’s ‘garlic overload’ controversy: Where’s the line for damage claims, even when it’s free?

    Footage of customers dumping huge amounts of free table-side garlic into their bowls at ramen chain Yamaokaya has gone viral, and after the chain responded that the garlic “should only be used within common-sense limits for enjoying the food,” 5ch users split into camps over whether a free side item can still get a customer kicked out or hit with a damage claim. Defenders argued “what’s wrong with adding as much as you want for free — if they have a problem, they should just cap it in advance,” while critics countered that “free perks keep shrinking because of the small number of customers who don’t understand common sense.” Commenters also pointed to past cases like beni shoga (red pickled ginger) at beef bowl chains and all-you-can-use grated cheese at family restaurants, both of which eventually disappeared.

    Ramen Chain Yamaokaya’s “Table-Side Garlic” Overload Sparks Controversy — Even When It’s “Free,” Where’s the Line for a “Removal Order” or “Damage Claim”? [Lawyer’s Explanation] | Bengoshi JP News

    Bengoshi JP News Editorial Team

    September 17, 2026, 09:57

    Source: jisin.jp / Original article here

    10AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:34
    Raw garlic is actually toxic, you know
    Eat a ton of it and you'll d●e
    18AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:35
    Re: #10
    If you go to a Jiro-style ramen shop (huge garlic-loaded portions), you get the runs, right?
    20AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:36
    Re: #10
    It won't kill you outright, but it wrecks your gut microbiome (gut flora), leading to constipation, diarrhea, and a weaker immune system — not that anyone doing this is thinking that far ahead
    85AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:45
    Re: #10
    Raw green onions in big amounts will give you the runs too
    26AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:36
    What's wrong with adding as much as you want for free?
    If they have a problem with it, they should just set a limit beforehand
    What's the point of complaining after the fact?

    To the people going on about 'manners' —
    do you also complain about people piling tons of beni shoga (red pickled ginger) on their beef bowl?
    Do you complain about people dumping a ton of shichimi (seven-spice chili powder) on their food too?

    The 'manners police' are the weird ones here
    Why can't they see that?
    51AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:39
    They responded, '[Garlic] should only be used within common-sense limits so it's still enjoyable to eat.'

    Expecting common sense from Japanese people these days is asking too much
    100AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:47
    Re: #51
    Guess we've got more and more people who are 'an adult's body, a child's mind!' these days… (a riff on Detective Conan's catchphrase)
    146AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:53
    Re: #51
    'The range where it's still enjoyable' is just going to vary person to person, no?
    I don't even use garlic myself, but if it's a problem the store should just post a limit
    Japan's media really is churning out more pointless articles lately
    314AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:14
    Re: #51
    Lol, talking like Japanese people used to have such great manners
    when flicking cigarette butts on the street and blatant harassment were totally normal back then
    64AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:41
    The beni shoga (red pickled ginger) thing is way worse than this
    130AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:51
    Re: #64
    Well, this kind of person exists too…

    87AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:45
    95AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:46
    Filing a damage claim over garlic…

    how low is your boiling point
    there's a limit to being short-tempered
    what kind of parents raise someone that petty (lit. 'small-assed')
    105AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:47
    Re: #95
    Suing for damages over 600 yen
    101AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:47
    Services keep shrinking because of idiots who can't grasp 'within common sense'
    109AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:48
    Re: #101
    It's not like you'd be inconvenienced if they limited the garlic
    116AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:48
    Re: #101
    There's only a handful of idiots like that, so I think dealing with them individually (a knuckle sandwich, so to speak) is enough
    Going straight to a blanket ban feels extreme too
    154AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:54
    Wait, isn't it not actually 'free' to begin with?
    It's not free, it's included in the price

    Do unlimited rice refills, all-you-can-drink, or all-you-can-eat deals have limits?
    Well, you're not supposed to leave food uneaten, but still
    168AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:55
    Re: #154
    True, if it's really free I'd just eat the garlic alone and leave lol
    174AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:56
    Re: #154
    Yeah, exactly
    If you filmed yourself ordering nothing and just eating the garlic before leaving, that'd basically be dine-and-dash footage
    176AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:56
    Re: #154
    Idiots just don't have the reading comprehension to get that far
    200AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:59
    Used to dump a whole can of grated cheese on my food at family restaurants back in the day
    These days they don't even leave the cheese cans out, and they won't hand you one even with dishes that'd call for it
    233AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:03
    Re: #200
    That's exactly because of people like you lol
    251AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:05
    Re: #200
    I remember an essay manga by Kinoruu (樹るう) where she shakes grated cheese from a family restaurant can onto her food and notices little black 'sesame seeds' mixed in
    thinking it might be someone's prank, she looks inside the can — and the black specks are all squirming around
    219AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:01
    I don't want to be the one spelling out something so unsubtle, but
    do they really have to post a sign saying 'garlic limited to 2 scoops'?
    228AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:02
    Re: #219
    They should just write that
    and let people keep their own tube of garlic at the shop
    like a bottle-keep at a bar (where regulars store their own bottle for later)
    241AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:04
    Re: #219
    Judging from the video
    it was only about two heaping soup-spoons' worth
    honestly, nowhere near a shockingly huge amount
    229AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:02
    These days hotels don't leave toothbrushes and toothpaste in every room anymore
    you have to go grab them yourself at the front desk, which is a real pain when you're already loaded down with luggage

    that's because foreign tourists were taking all the amenities, so hotels stopped leaving them in rooms individually
    stuff like this really does seem to be happening because of the rise in foreign visitors, and honestly it's so lame
    279AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:09
    Re: #229
    It's because counting and setting them out individually is a hassle

    Leaving them all together on a cart actually leads to higher consumption
    since some people just grab a huge stack
    254AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:06
    I'll pass on Chinese-grown garlic
    it's less than half the price of domestic, but it scares me too much to buy
    286AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:10
    Re: #254
    80% of the garlic consumed worldwide is grown in China
    the 'garlic flavor' in processed foods is Chinese garlic
    and most of the garlic used in the restaurant industry is probably Chinese too
    313AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:14
    Re: #254
    Chinese garlic is actually the better match for ramen, you know?
    the Japanese stuff is too pungent and kind of underwhelming
    262AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:06
    There was that singer who used to brag about piling tons of beni shoga on their beef bowl
    they lost popularity after that, didn't they
    269AnonymousSep 17, 2026 13:08
    Re: #262
    Way too cheap-looking (lit. 'smells poor')
    even if you genuinely love it that much, better to just keep quiet about it

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    Free, all-you-can-use condiments like beni shoga (red pickled ginger), shichimi chili powder, and family-restaurant grated cheese have run into over-consumption problems before, leading shops to remove the containers or switch to individual packets — and Yamaokaya’s response fits that same pattern. The core question in this thread was whether “free” should be treated as synonymous with “unlimited,” and the shop’s phrase “within common-sense limits” captures that ambiguity perfectly. What’s easy to misunderstand is that even a free side item can still be grounds for a store to ask a customer to leave, or even to seek damages, based on the store’s management rights, if the behavior is judged to constitute business obstruction or actual harm — the size of the amount involved (some pointed to a sum as small as around 600 yen) has no direct bearing on the legal question. The thread also brought in side context, like the fact that Chinese-grown garlic accounts for the bulk of global supply, adding some substance beyond the usual internet flare-up.

    *This article is composed as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (News Speed+) thread “Ramen Chain Yamaokaya’s “Table-Side Garlic” Overload Sparks Controversy — Even When It’s “Free,” Where’s the Line for a “Removal Order” or “Damage Claim”?.”

  • Nauru Tourism Board Misspells ‘Omusubi’ as ‘Onigiri’ — 5ch: ‘Isn’t That Punishment Too Harsh?’

    The official X account of the Nauru Tourism Corporation mistakenly referred to “omusubi” as “onigiri” in a post, then issued a “sincere” apology announcing that the staff member responsible would be punished with a one-coconut cut from their annual coconut ration — and it became a hot topic on 5ch’s Newsplus board. True to the account’s reputation for friendly, Japan-oriented posts, the humorous response drew a wave of sympathetic comments on 5ch, such as “Isn’t that punishment too harsh?” and “Please forgive them.” Meanwhile, the discussion went off on a tangent, evolving into a trivia debate about what actually distinguishes “onigiri” from “omusubi” — covering shape, regional differences, and etymology.

    A post from the official X account of the Nauru Tourism Corporation, sincerely apologizing after mistakenly calling “omusubi” “onigiri,” is making waves.

    By the way, do you know about the Republic of Nauru?

    According to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs website, the Republic of Nauru is a small island nation in Oceania (the Pacific), with an area of 21.1 square kilometers (about the same as Tokyo’s Shinagawa Ward) and a population of roughly 12,000.

    Source: imgur.com / Original article here

    4AnonymousSep 17, 2026 11:03
    It's actually the Republic of Naoero, isn't it? (Nauru's native name is 'Naoero')
    97AnonymousSep 17, 2026 11:36
    Re: #4
    Are you the type who insists on calling the Netherlands 'Nederland' every time? 😁
    179AnonymousSep 17, 2026 11:57
    Re: #97
    Isn't it just that people got excited because 'ero' (Japanese for 'erotic') happens to be hiding in 'Naoero'?
    255AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:25
    Re: #97
    Of course you should. Even the UK gets called 'the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.' Anything less is rude to the country.
    6AnonymousSep 17, 2026 11:05
    Long, long ago, there was a bunch called Anonymous who mixed up Kasumigaseki (Tokyo's government district) with Kasumigaura (a lake), launched a cyberattack, and spectacularly hit the wrong target.
    244AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:22
    Re: #6
    Wasn't that actually mixing up Kasumigaseki with the *other* Kasumigaseki, the one in Saitama — not Kasumigaura?
    9AnonymousSep 17, 2026 11:06
    They call the open-faced version 'onigirazu,' not 'omusubazu' — doesn't that mean 'onigiri' is actually the broader, more general term?
    17AnonymousSep 17, 2026 11:09
    Re: #9
    I-I'm f-fine as long as I c-can eat until I'm full, th-that's all I n-need…
    10AnonymousSep 17, 2026 11:07
    Speaking of Nauru…

    got rich off phosphate rock → mined it all out → national bankruptcy

    …yep, that's Nauru.
    157AnonymousSep 17, 2026 11:51
    Re: #10
    These days I hear they're taking in prisoners from Australia (offshore detention).
    13AnonymousSep 17, 2026 11:08
    Ever since Nauru fell under China's influence, aid from Japan and Australia has gotten pretty stingy — rough situation.
    247AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:23
    Re: #13
    Wait, they're cozying up to China too?
    Somebody needs to tell them not to.
    18AnonymousSep 17, 2026 11:09
    > We have decided on the severe punishment of docking the responsible staff member's annual coconut ration by one coconut.

    Japanese people don't care about this even a little bit, so please forgive them — this is honestly way too pitiful…
    21AnonymousSep 17, 2026 11:11
    I don't get it.
    Is there even a point in apologizing for this?
    Even Japanese people probably don't know the difference lol
    35AnonymousSep 17, 2026 11:15
    Re: #21
    Guess they think Japanese people are super picky about food lol
    41AnonymousSep 17, 2026 11:18
    Re: #21
    That's just the kind of joke account it is.
    Maybe it's meant to boost their image in Japan,
    but they're always saying random nonsense —
    they've even picked up some haters because of it.
    29AnonymousSep 17, 2026 11:13
    "Onigiri are triangular, representing a mountain, so any other shape is omusubi."

    Sounds made up.
    30AnonymousSep 17, 2026 11:14
    Re: #29
    You should cite a source for that.
    42AnonymousSep 17, 2026 11:18
    "Onigiri are triangular, representing a mountain, so any other shape is omusubi."


    What is this guy even talking about.
    46AnonymousSep 17, 2026 11:20
    Kind of like mixing up 'obanyaki' and 'ajiman' (regional names for the same red-bean pastry).
    Don't sweat it.
    63AnonymousSep 17, 2026 11:25
    Looked it up:
    on the 'triangle shaped like a mountain' theory, there are versions crediting both 'onigiri' and 'omusubi.'
    Which one is actually right?!
    And there are also competing theories about which term dominates in eastern vs. western Japan.
    What is going on, Japan?!

    Kyushu uses 'onigiri.'
    End of story.
    85AnonymousSep 17, 2026 11:32
    Re: #63
    My parents are from Kyushu, and when I was a kid the onigiri in my lunchbox were always the cylindrical 'tawara' shape.
    I used to envy the triangle kind…
    77AnonymousSep 17, 2026 11:29
    Honestly, I don't even get the difference between 'onigiri' and 'omusubi' to begin with.
    104AnonymousSep 17, 2026 11:38
    Re: #77
    There's that kids' hand-game song 'Musunde Hiraite' ('Close and Open') — you make a fist and open your hand along with the lyrics, right?
    'Nigiru' (to grip) and 'musubu' (to tie/bind) were originally the same verb with the same meaning.
    90AnonymousSep 17, 2026 11:35
    Whether this guy forgives them is what really matters.
    206AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:07
    Re: #90
    'The Master' doesn't look any younger than me — even though at this point he should've been like 10 years younger than I am now.
    160AnonymousSep 17, 2026 11:52
    Re: #1
    > "Onigiri are triangular, representing a mountain, so any other shape is omusubi."
    Never heard that definition before.
    Maybe it depends on the region?
    186AnonymousSep 17, 2026 11:59
    Re: #160 I don't think that's really true.
    Back in the Showa era, moms were busy since schools and workplaces didn't even have two-day weekends yet, and I remember homemade onigiri in bento boxes were mostly round.
    That explanation makes no sense.
    196AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:03
    Re: #160
    If anything, I'd say it's the opposite.
    Both 'musubu' and 'nigiru' describe the same hand motion.
    'Musubi' has been used since the Heian period, and it was only after the Meiji era that people started tying it to the god Musuhi and claiming it had to be triangular — whereas 'nigiri' probably originated from Edo-period hand-pressed rice, like sushi.
    218AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:11
    Bento you take outside the house is made as 'onigiri,' for warding off evil.
    224AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:14
    Re: #218
    If it's for warding off evil, it should be 'omusubi' — it's an offering to the god Musuhi.
    239AnonymousSep 17, 2026 12:18
    Re: #218
    Nobody's seriously making onigiri while thinking 'I'm slaying a demon' lol (a pun on 'oni-giri,' demon-cutting).
    That's just wordplay invented after the fact.

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    The official X (formerly Twitter) account of the Nauru Tourism Corporation is known for friendly, joke-laden posts aimed at a Japanese audience, and this over-the-top apology and self-imposed punishment (cutting the coconut ration) over the “onigiri” mix-up looks like part of that same routine. Nauru is a nation of roughly 12,000 people that once grew rich on phosphate rock, went bankrupt once the reserves ran dry, and has since relied on aid from Japan and Australia — without that background, this could easily look like nothing more than a typo scandal. What actually split opinion in the thread was the distinction between “onigiri” and “omusubi” itself: against the theory that it comes down to a triangular shape, others countered that etymologically both words point to the same action — “gripping/binding” — and the debate never really settled. In fact, there’s no official definition separating the two terms, and usage varies considerably by region and era, so the post’s claim that “a triangle representing a mountain is onigiri” doesn’t go beyond folk etymology.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Newsplus) thread “Nauru Tourism Corporation misspells “omusubi” as “onigiri”… its “sincere apology” draws reactions like “Isn’t that punishment too harsh?” and “Please forgive them”.”