Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Hinokuni Salamanders Cut Ties With Two Cheerleaders, Club Issues ‘Deep Apology’

    Independent-league Kyushu Asia League team the Hinokuni (“Fire Country”) Salamanders announced on September 24 that they had terminated the contracts of MIRAI and HARUKA, two members of the club’s official dance unit “Sallys,” citing “a confirmed contract violation related to their activities.” The club apologized, saying “we sincerely apologize.” The specific nature of the violation was not disclosed. On 5channel’s Entertainment/Sports News+ board, speculation over the withheld details ran wild, while some questioned whether the termination was even fair given how little independent-league teams typically pay their staff, with comments like “They’re not idols — do they really have a no-dating rule?” and “If the pay’s that low, can you really blame them?”

    Full-Count, 9/24

    The Hinokuni Salamanders’ official dance unit “Sallys”

    The Hinokuni Salamanders of the independent Kyushu Asia League announced on the 24th that they had decided to terminate the contracts of MIRAI and HARUKA of the official dance unit “Sallys,” stating: “We confirmed a contract violation related to their activities and have decided to terminate their contracts.”

    Source: full-count.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:12
    Honestly, watching a YouTube channel of Osaka's night skyline is more fun than watching Omiya Park's mascot 'Peace-kun.'
    9AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:15
    Even the independent leagues have cheerleaders, yet Hiroshima still doesn't have any — wild.
    13AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:16
    It's not like they're an idol group or something.
    19AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:17
    Can't exactly make a living off cheerleading gigs like this anyway.
    23AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:18
    A girl named AOI from the same group went viral on X (Twitter), didn't she.
    26AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:20
    They really didn't have to come out and say it so plainly.
    30AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:23
    Gods of Hinokuni, please, just make it stop already.
    33AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:24
    At the end of the day they're just a sideshow at the ballpark, not idols — so you could argue whether an unfairly one-sided contract holds up is really a matter for the courts.
    34AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:24
    35AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:24
    Hurry up and hand over the 'magic seven digits' (slang for a phone number) already — that's your job, isn't it?
    36AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:24
    If they're single, dating should be their own business, and if the pay's that low, you can't really fault them for picking up work on the side.
    55AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:31
    They probably did something raunchy.
    56AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:31
    It's the team where former SoftBank pitcher Mahara is the GM.
    57AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:32
    Do cheer squads even have no-dating rules? They're not idols…
    Isn't it more likely they just went and showed up at some other event without permission?
    65AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:35
    Re: #57 There's probably some rule about not causing trouble for the team that's feeding them, right?
    If it's an outside gig, I'd think minor stuff normally wouldn't be an issue though.
    73AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:37
    81AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:42
    Never even heard of this team, lol
    Wait, is this baseball? Soccer? Basketball? Volleyball?
    Sounds like one of those underground idol groups nobody knows about until a scandal bumps up their name recognition, lol
    87AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:45
    Re: #81
    Apparently in this minor-league world, they're actually a storied powerhouse, lol


    The Hinokuni Salamanders have been crowned national champions twice (2022 and 2023) at the 'Japan Independent League Grand Championship,' which decides the No. 1 team among the independent leagues.

    Background and key points of this story

    The Kyushu Asia League that the Hinokuni Salamanders play in is an independent league where neither players nor staff are necessarily full-time professionals, and pay across the league is far from generous. Since the club didn’t disclose specifics of the violation behind this contract termination, the thread filled up with speculative, gossipy reactions — but there were also comments grounded in the harsh realities of independent-league pay, questioning the fairness of the decision itself, such as “They’re not idols — do they really have a no-dating rule?” and “If the pay’s that low, isn’t a side job unavoidable?” That some questioned the validity of the termination itself from a labor-conditions angle makes this more than just a tabloid-style story. It’s also worth noting — since it’s not widely known — that the Hinokuni Salamanders are far from an obscure team: they’re a genuine powerhouse, having won back-to-back titles in 2022 and 2023 at the Grand Championship that crowns the independent leagues’ national champion.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “Team’s two cheerleaders have contracts ‘terminated’ — violation confirmed… Independent-league Hinokuni apologizes, ‘We sincerely apologize’.”

  • Yui Asaka tears ankle ligaments, will sing seated at Osaka show — 5ch: “You get weaker every year you get older”

    Former idol Yui Asaka (56) announced on Instagram that she missed a step and injured her ankle during a live show at Billboard Live in Yokohama on the 19th, and was diagnosed with damage to the anterior and posterior inferior tibiofibular ligaments. Because the injury is still affecting her, she says she’ll perform mostly seated at her Osaka show on the 26th. On 5ch, many commenters sympathized over the everyday injuries that come with age, while others reminisced about her signature hit “C-Girl,” and the thread also drifted into a tangent about the average age of 5ch users.

    Yui Asaka (56) updated her Instagram on the 24th, reporting that she “twisted my foot and got injured while going down some stairs” during a live show at Billboard Live YOKOHAMA on the 19th. She explained that the diagnosis came back as “damage to the anterior and posterior inferior tibiofibular ligaments.”

    Because of the injury, she explained that her Billboard Live Osaka show on the 26th “will likely mean singing almost entirely seated.” She added, “The stage will look a little different from usual, but my feeling that I want to deliver these songs to you hasn’t changed. I want to put my heart into every single song again this time and make it a show you can enjoy, so please come to the venue without worry. I’m looking forward to seeing everyone in Osaka.”

    Both anterior and posterior inferior tibiofibular ligament damage are said to heal in about two to four weeks if it’s a mild sprain, four to eight weeks for a moderate partial tear, and three to six months for a full recovery from a severe complete tear — since she’s still able to perform, the injury appears to be on the milder end. Asaka apologized, saying, “Lastly… I’m truly sorry for the worry and trouble this has caused my fans and everyone involved.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    5AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:51
    Guess you get a little weaker every year you grow older
    9AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:53
    This generation is basically dead center for 5ch's user base
    61AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:24
    Re: #9
    On 5ch there's a lot of generation-bashing — "boomers are the problem," "the ice-age generation," "the relaxed-education generation," "gen Z is the problem"
    But the main demographic on 5ch is probably people in their 50s to mid-60s who don't fit any of those labels
    65AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:29
    Re: #61 Re: #9
    Come on, isn't that a bit too old, lol

    I'd say the 5ch mainstream is more the generation of guys like Kimutaku and Nakai (idols Takuya Kimura and Masahiro Nakai) — the baby-boomer-junior crowd in their late 40s/50s
    10AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:53
    When you tear a ligament it makes that "snap" sound, like a rubber band breaking…
    12AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:54
    Whoa, that's a serious injury
    Doesn't that need surgery?
    15AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:54
    Seriously hurt herself just going down some stairs…
    41AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:06
    Re: #15
    Sounds like a bit out of Yasutomo's manzai act (a comedian known for slapstick routines)
    17AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:54
    Sacchii's probably worried about her from beyond the grave too (Sacchii — TV personality Sachiyo Nomura, who has passed away)
    59AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:22
    Re: #17
    "Now listen here, honey~"
    21AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:56
    Wait, that's a seriously bad injury, sounds like something a soccer player would get
    30AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:00
    Re: #21
    Once you're old, you can seriously hurt yourself just going about ordinary daily life
    24AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:58
    Can't tell if she just announced the injury during the show or actually got hurt during the show
    28AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:00
    I too have lost all my vigor
    29AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:00
    Aren't Yuka Onishi and Yuma Nakamura coming to help her out?
    34AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:03
    Guess we're not young anymore
    Gotta be careful on stairs
    35AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:03
    Seriously, once you hit a certain age you really gotta watch your footing
    40AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:05
    Getting an athlete-tier injury, lol
    42AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:07
    You can't keep doing what you did when you were young — after 50 your body's reflexes just slow down. Ichiro's a different story though, he might not even be human
    43AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:08
    Can she even perform live with a diagnosis that reads like some over-the-top string of kanji
    44AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:09
    You guys will all end up here someday
    I once tried to hop a guardrail, got caught on it instead, and got hit by a dump truck
    50AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:15
    A one-hit wonder with just "C-Girl"
    52AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:16
    Re: #50
    "Cecile" is the real classic
    55AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:20
    Re: #50
    She's actually had five No. 1 songs (including ones released under the name Kazama Three Sisters)
    56AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:21
    Yui Asaka wrecks her shin at Yokohama show
    57AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:21
    She really is Cecile
    Fans are the ones who show up when you're in a pinch
    62AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:25
    This generation just never had the habit of working out
    63AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:25
    Another serious injury?
    She breaks something every single year at this point
    68AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:32
    Who's this "Cecile" from the movie — is that someone from Final Fantasy IV? 🥺
    70AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:33
    Re: #68
    I think it's supposed to be the main character from "Bonjour Tristesse"
    69AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:32
    Don't just laugh at her, you guys should be careful too
    It's common to throw your back out just from climbing some stairs
    72AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:34
    Re: #69
    Going up is one thing, but going down is scary
    78AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:37
    Once you get older you get hurt so easily
    82AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:38
    Re: #78
    That's because people get weaker every time they grow older

    Background and key points of this story

    The anterior and posterior inferior tibiofibular ligaments connect the bones of the ankle and are commonly injured in sprains. As the article notes, a mild sprain typically heals in two to four weeks, while even a full tear takes at most three to six months — and since she herself says she can go ahead with the Osaka show seated, the injury looks relatively mild rather than something requiring surgery. Rather than misreading it as a fracture, the thread mostly centered on sympathy for the everyday injuries that come with age, along with nostalgia for her 1980s hit “C-Girl,” without much push toward sensationalizing it as a serious medical case. That said, the discussion also veered off into a tangent about the core age group of 5ch’s user base, making this a thread that wandered fairly far from its main topic.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Entertainment] Yui Asaka injures anterior & posterior inferior tibiofibular ligaments at Yokohama live show, will perform seated in Osaka.”

  • No Song Titles on the Menu Screen? 5ch: “That’s Just Trash, Come On”

    A thread titled “Beatmania is honestly way too crappy a game” popped up on 5ch’s Newsspeed VIP board, kicking off with complaints that the menu screen doesn’t display song titles at all — only genre and difficulty. The discussion then broadened into a debate about the series as a whole, with posters citing Konami’s shoot-’em-up series “Gradius” for comparison, suggesting the original was accessible to everyone while the sequels narrowed their focus toward hardcore fans. Some pushed back with specific sales figures, and while no consensus was reached, the thread settled into a familiar general take shared across rhythm games and shooters alike: “difficulty inflation widens the gap between newcomers and veterans.”

    1AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:03
    Honestly it's wild this is what got rhythm games popular. ("ガイジ" — harsh internet slang for "moron")
    If you love rhythm games that much just go drum on your desk lol
    18AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:09
    The reason a game that got THAT popular fell out of favor is the same as Gradius
    29AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:10
    Re: #18
    Gradius is fun though.
    Xexex sucks though.
    26AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:10
    Re: #3
    https://youtu.be/MOq2YRj46rk
    This is basically the VIP board's theme song, you know
    33AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:11
    Re: #26
    That song wasn't in it, so it's probably a different version.
    35AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:11
    Re: #32
    Are you a professional DJ or something
    36AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:11
    Re: #15
    There was a crossover event back around version 17 or 18
    where filling out a folder in one title would unlock songs in another
    42AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:13
    Re: #36
    The one I played this time was the very first PS1 release, the one that came bundled with that "Nyan Nyan Byuu Byuu" cat song, so I wouldn't know
    39AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:12
    Re: #29
    The original is fun for everyone,
    but the ones after that aren't
    46AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:13
    Re: #39
    Honestly the original isn't even that fun
    it's only good because of the Big Core and Reverse Volcano stage music
    68AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:22
    Anyway, not being able to tell the song title from the menu screen is seriously trash.
    It only shows genre and difficulty.
    75AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:24
    Cranky's the best, right?
    77AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:24
    Re: #75
    Isn't that the crunchy chocolate? (mixing up composer "Cranky" with crunchy candy)
    82AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:26
    Why does everyone know so much about Beatmania, you all probably own every single append disc lol
    84AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:26
    Re: #46
    It's just a general statement, you know
    saying everything from 2 onward is "for core fans" — your take is the unusual one
    88AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:27
    My image of rhythm games is that they die out once difficulty inflation widens the gap between beginners and experts too much
    90AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:28
    Re: #88
    That's not just a rhythm-game thing lol
    102AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:30
    Re: #88
    That's true for rhythm games and shooters.
    Cave's fine since that's literally what they sell, but nobody actually wants bullet-hell patterns.
    I'm talking about you, ZUN.
    93AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:28
    Re: #84
    Calling your own opinion "general," huh.
    The original was only popular because of the Konami Code.
    Also, Parodius was popular too.
    119AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:38
    Re: #93
    It's not just my opinion — Gradius has an actual track record of selling a million units.
    Gradius III sold 500k at launch, and everything after that tops out around 200k, basically off the radar.
    Only hardcore fans rate Gradius II highly
    122AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:40
    Re: #119
    Well of course everyone buys it when something new comes out, regardless of the content.
    And I wasn't even talking about Gradius II to begin with
    125AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:41
    The game I played the most at arcades
    127AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:42
    Re: #125
    People who play rhythm games at arcades are total ○○○○, huh.
    Censoring that since it'd be awkward if someone saw
    135AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:45
    Re: #122
    What are you talking about?
    The oldest one is the best-seller, you know?
    137AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:46
    Re: #135
    Well of course it sells well, it's the oldest one
    161AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:53
    Re: #137
    Armored Core VI sold 3 million copies though
    if the oldest one always sells the most, I wonder how many copies the original Armored Core sold?
    177AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:00
    I liked it up through around 3rd Mix
    after that it just feels different somehow
    180AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:01
    Re: #177
    Personally I wanted to smash the disc starting from the very first PS1 one.
    The bundled append disc too, of course.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Beatmania is the original music game Konami launched in 1997, spawning numerous spin-off series since, including IIDX. The complaint raised in the thread about missing song titles reflects a real quirk of the song-select screen, which shows only genre and difficulty — a usability issue that makes it harder for beginners to pick songs. Meanwhile, the exchange about Gradius used posts citing sales figures of “1 million units” for the original and “500,000” for the third installment as evidence, but it’s worth noting these numbers come from individual posters’ memories rather than confirmed statistics presented as fact in this article. The discussion centers on two main points: whether the original was made for everyone while its sequels narrowed toward a hardcore audience, and the broader claim that rhythm games and shooters decline as difficulty inflation widens the gap between newcomers and veterans. The latter point tends to come up regardless of genre, with some posts even citing the bullet-hell style of the Touhou series as an example.

    ※This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (Newsspeed VIP) thread “Beatmania Is Honestly Way Too Crappy a Game.”

  • ‘Using Your Turn Signal Is Uncool’ Theory Sparks Backlash — 5ch: ‘Then Don’t Drive’

    It started with a wave of social media posts claiming “using your turn signal is uncool,” and the debate soon spread to 5channel. When one poster admitted they only flick the signal on after the light turns green, others fired back: “Why wouldn’t you signal at all?” and “At least start a little before it turns green.” Meanwhile, some defended holding off, citing reasons like “I hate having it blink the whole time the light’s red” or “I want to save the bulb.” The discussion eventually expanded to cover sequential turn signals and even the merits of the licensing system itself.

    Neo Trend News Editorial Team — Takumi Sato

    A string of recent social media posts claiming “using your turn signal is uncool” has sparked debate online.

    It began with one user’s post that

    Source: news.neo-trend.jp / Original article here

    11AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:32
    When you're waiting at a red light, when do you guys turn on your blinker?
    I do it after it turns green, is that a problem?
    27AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:39
    Re: #11
    Why wouldn't you signal, though?
    41AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:43
    Re: #11
    At least start signaling a bit before it turns green.
    127AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:25
    Re: #11
    Then just don't drive.
    14AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:33
    They should actually teach this properly at driving school and license renewal, idiots.
    Seriously, way too many idiots don't signal at all.
    16AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:34
    Re: #14
    You think driving school doesn't teach it?
    17AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:35
    OP, c'mon… (OP = thread starter, called "itchi" on 5ch)
    32AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:40
    Re: #27
    I just hate having it click-click the whole time the light's red.
    42AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:43
    Re: #32
    No matter how you slice it, it's way worse when the car ahead suddenly flicks on its signal and starts waiting to turn right.
    37AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:42
    Honestly the word "winker" itself sounds kind of lame. (Japanese calls turn signals "winkers," from English)
    40AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:43
    Re: #37
    How about "Winkerian" instead?
    48AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:50
    I know a guy who won't signal until the very last second, just to save the bulb.
    49AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:50
    Re: #48
    I might actually be closer to this type than to the "sound" type.
    54AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:52
    It's proof he takes good care of his things, really.
    61AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:57
    Re: #54
    A turn signal exists to tell other cars your direction so you don't get caught in an accident. So not signaling is actually the opposite of taking care of your "things" (your car), isn't it?
    70AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:00
    Re: #54
    As a fellow Japanese person, I'm proud of him.
    59AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:56
    I don't want the car behind me thinking "is this guy really just turning into the mall parking lot?" (referencing Aeon, Japan's big supermarket/mall chain)
    81AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:03
    Re: #59
    Who cares where some rando like you is headed?
    80AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:03
    Idiots who can't follow the rules should have their license yanked, no questions asked.
    Being soft on them is exactly why idiots get more brazen.
    You get a license because you're supposed to be able to learn and follow the rules, right?
    If you can't meet that basic condition, you shouldn't be handed a license.
    84AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:05
    Re: #80
    He's a spineless coward, so he's got no "life-sense" either. (a pun swapping "license" for "life-sense")
    82AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:05
    For broke young people, idiot-only sequential turn signals aren't enough — we need a whole new kind of turn signal.
    Someone come up with an idea that actually makes people want to use it.
    93AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:08
    Re: #82
    Rainbow lighting is a must, obviously.
    Blasting a flashy sound effect matters too.
    96AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:08
    Re: #82
    Catch someone not signaling, revoke their license.
    That's all it takes.
    Doesn't even need to be caught live — video evidence should be enough.
    85AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:06
    Sequential turn signals make you look kind of dumb.
    (*Just my personal opinion.)
    89AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:07
    Re: #85
    Actually, that's a groundbreaking design automakers racked their brains over specifically for idiots who won't signal.
    One of the great inventions.
    87AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:07
    Sequential turn signals aren't even trendy anymore, are they?
    Only the extreme-camber show-car crowd still rocks them.
    91AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:08
    Re: #87
    It's a great turn signal that's still standard on the current-model Alphard, you know. (Toyota Alphard, a popular luxury minivan)
    108AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:13
    If they made a turn signal with a badass sound, people would start flicking it on just for the vibe even when they're not turning.
    109AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:14
    Re: #108
    The show-off-kid turn signal has an unexpected flaw, lol, no good.
    113AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:20
    Re: #108
    Way too hard…
    116AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:20
    With this, everyone would signal just to look cool.
    121AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:24
    Re: #116
    If it costs too much, it'll never reach the broke young people who don't signal in the first place.
    128AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:27
    Re: #116
    Wait, does this mean if you leave your signal on while waiting at a light, this just stays projected on the ground the whole time?
    119AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:23
    More and more people out there who only think about themselves and getting in everyone else's way.
    123AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:24
    Re: #119
    Getting those types to want to signal on their own — that's good social engineering right there.
    126AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:25
    Re: #119
    Nah, that's not it.
    They don't even realize they're being a nuisance.
    They just figure they're a good driver, that's all.

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    The post that sparked this article — “using your turn signal is uncool” — humorously voices the mindset of drivers who hold off on signaling. Japan’s Road Traffic Act requires drivers to signal in advance before turning or changing lanes, and failing to signal, or signaling too late, can result in a citation. In the thread, the practical question of “when to signal” got tangled up with the etiquette question of “some people just don’t signal at all,” leading to moments where the two sides talked past each other. The discussion also touched on the reputation of sequential turn signals and equipment on newer car models, broadening well beyond a simple critique of manners.

    *This article was compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “Young people’s “using your turn signal is uncool” theory gains traction.”

  • Oda Sakura’s Graduation Concert: All Eyes on FC Presale Rule Letting Non-Members Join as Companions

    FC presale registration for MORNING MUSUME。’26’s Oda Sakura graduation concert opened on September 24, and it’s been revealed that while the applicant must be an FC member, the companion they bring doesn’t have to be. On the thread, this drew comparisons to Juice=Juice, which sold out all 8,000 seats in FC first-round presale alone without any such companion allowance — some pointed to it as proof of a gap in drawing power between the groups, while others were simply glad they can now attend the graduation show with non-member parents or friends. At the same time, some questioned the setup, since under the same lottery system, it’s still possible for the member applicant themselves to lose out.

    3AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:00
    For this presale, admission will be via electronic ticket using an e-stamp system.
    You'll need a smartphone that can use the 'MOALA Ticket' e-ticket service.

    For this presale, applicants are required to link their MOALA account. Companions may apply even if they are not FC members.
    Please follow the steps in the [Application Flow] section further down this page.
    5AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:01
    Non-members allowed??
    Non-members allowed???
    Non-members allowed lmaooooooooooo
    22AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:04
    Re: #5
    The agency went soft
    6AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:01
    ●Application period: September 24 (Thu), 2026, 17:00 – October 7 (Wed), 17:00
    ●Lottery result check period: October 14 (Wed), 2026, 15:00 – October 20 (Tue), 23:00
    ●Payment deadline: October 20 (Tue), 2026 (postmark valid)
    ●Ticket issuance: Scheduled for November 30 (Mon), 2026
    ●Seat number display: Scheduled for December 11 (Fri), 2026, 12:00
    12AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:01
    IT'S HAPPENING━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!! (a classic 5ch expression of hype)
    15AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:02
    So non-member companions are allowed now
    Guess they figured seats wouldn't fill up otherwise
    16AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:02
    Is this a forfeit to Juice=Juice?
    17AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:02
    Wondered why it says 'Cosmos'
    Ah, it's written with the kanji 秋桜 — also read 'cosmos' (lit. 'autumn sakura')
    23AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:05
    They'll go this far just to protect the pecking order?
    Give Juice=Juice a Yokohama Arena show too, this is lame
    26AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:06
    If it were Juice=Juice, they'd sell out Yokohama Arena even with companions restricted to members
    60AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:20
    Re: #26
    Pretty much a lock
    27AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:06
    If they don't allow non-members, people can't go with parents who aren't in the fan club
    I want them to keep doing it this way from now on
    28AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:07
    [Good News] Non-members allowed as companions for Oda Sakura's graduation concert FC presale lmaoooooooooooooooo
    https://kizuna.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/morningcoffee/1790236991/
    29AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:08
    Especially for big venues, there's a good chance you'll end up going with family or a partner
    I usually go solo, but big venues are different
    30AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:08
    I think it'd be fine to allow minors to bring a parent along, though
    33AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:09
    If they don't specify this in advance, slot-lending and scalping will run wild
    35AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:09
    Couldn't people like that just buy general tickets instead?
    36AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:09
    Sadly, the agency probably predicted it wouldn't sell out
    37AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:09
    For a graduation show at a big venue, people go with family, so this is genuinely great news
    38AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:11
    The person on X who said they wanted to bring their non-member parent — guess they can just go normally now, huh
    39AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:11
    Hello! Project's pecking order is really about to shift starting next year
    40AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:11
    They should make round one FC-members-only and open round two to non-members!
    41AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:13
    They allowed non-member companions,
    but members themselves still possibly losing the lottery is messed up
    43AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:14
    For Akiyama's graduation concert, non-members got let in during round two, but Juice=Juice won't even run a round two…
    Guess I can't bring my non-member parent!! (not that I was planning to go with my parent anyway)
    53AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:18
    Re: #43
    Because Juice=Juice sold out 8,000 seats at both Budokan and PIA Arena in FC round one alone
    46AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:15
    Groups like Tsubaki Factory and ANGERME allow companions but still run an FC round two, so they're fine
    but Morning Musume, whatever shape it's in, will still sell out general seats in round one
    non-members getting in while members can't is backwards
    56AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:19
    Re: #46
    You should file a complaint with the agency about that
    47AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:15
    This is my first big-venue show — does this mean I can apply together with a friend who isn't a fan club member?
    50AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:17
    Re: #47
    Yep
    Lucky…
    I'm an FC member myself and I wanted to go to Juice=Juice with a friend too
    62AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:20
    Re: #58
    Simply put, capacity is short everywhere
    63AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:21
    Re: #58
    It's rough that Juice=Juice alone is just too popular
    67AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:24
    Trying so hard to set Morning Musume/ANGERME apart from Tsubaki and Juice=Juice, aren't they ("MoAn" is fan slang for the Morning Musume + ANGERME pairing)
    68AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:24
    Re: #67
    Tsubaki's the victim here, but Juice=Juice still sold out round one regardless — the moment Morning Musume loosened the rules, they dropped below Juice=Juice
    69AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:25
    So they figured Akiyama's graduation could stay members-only, but Oda's couldn't?
    71AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:27
    Re: #69
    They probably planned to carry Akiyama's graduation setup through to Oda's this season, but Akiyama's sales were so disastrous they got spooked and redid whatever they could redo
    Juice=Juice selling out is just a freak outlier
    72AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:28
    Re: #69
    Poor Maopin (nickname for member Akiyama Maori)
    76AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:29
    Re: #69
    They were going to go with Akiyama's setup but the agency got spooked
    so they'll probably stick with the current application pattern from here on
    81AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:31
    For what it's worth, BEYOOOOONDS barely managed to fill general seats even without non-members
    Juice=Juice and BEYOOOOONDS ("Ju-Byo") proving that even without non-members, current members have plenty of fans
    82AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:31
    Re: #81
    BEYOOOOONDS is still up for debate though

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    The thread repeatedly pointed to Juice=Juice, which reportedly sold out all 8,000 seats at both Budokan and PIA Arena using FC first-round presale alone, all while keeping companions members-only. Compared to that, MORNING MUSUME。’26’s decision to allow non-member companions for this graduation show was read as a response to concerns about ticket sales, and it became a hot topic symbolizing the popularity gap between the groups. On the other hand, because it’s still a lottery system, there’s a chance a non-member companion gets in while the member who actually applied loses the drawing, which has sparked questions about how member privileges are being handled. At Hello! Project, companion conditions often change from one graduation concert to the next, so whether this approach spreads to future shows will largely depend on how ticket applications go for this concert.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “Notice of FC Presale for ‘MORNING MUSUME。’26 Concert Tour Autumn “Chou Heartful 11 Cosmos” ~Oda Sakura FINAL~’.”

  • ‘Chiikawa’ Movie Box Office Tops ¥16.52 Billion, Climbs to 15th All-Time in Japan

    The anime film ‘Chiikawa: The Secret of Mermaid Island’ surpassed 11.33 million admissions and ¥16.52 billion in box office revenue over its 62-day run, climbing to 15th place on Japan’s all-time box office chart. It’s just one step behind 14th-place ‘THE FIRST SLAM DUNK’ (¥16.67 billion), and it’s already the No. 1 grossing film of 2026. On 5ch, reactions were split over how to read the numbers — some pointed to the huge stack of admission bonuses (nyujosha tokuten) driving repeat viewings, others admitted to doing a total 180 after once being skeptical of the franchise, and some wondered whether it’s enjoyable without knowing the source material.

    Sep 24 (Thu) 15:43

    Box office figures for the anime film “Chiikawa the Movie: The Secret of Mermaid Island” (released July 24) were announced, showing it surpassed 11.33 million admissions and ¥16.52 billion in revenue over its 62-day theatrical run. It’s already the No. 1 grossing film released in 2026, and ranks 15th on the all-time box office chart. In 14th place is “THE FIRST SLAM DUNK” (released 2022), with ¥16.67 billion.

    Released in 447 theaters nationwide (382 standard + 65 IMAX), the film is Chiikawa’s first movie, built around a long-form story called the “Siren Arc,” written especially for the film by original creator Nagano. It follows Chiikawa and friends as they receive an invitation to a “special island” and head off on an island training camp. This long-awaited adaptation brings to life one of the series’ most popular arcs — one that repeatedly trended on social media as it was serialized — with Chiikawa’s adventures depicted under Nagano’s full supervision.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:09
    I'm not really a Chiikawa fan (especially the voices) — can I still enjoy it?
    51AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:31
    Re: #3
    Just watch it as a story and you'll be fine.
    Momonga (the flying squirrel character) is annoying and irritating, but it works.
    53AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:32
    Re: #3
    Just read the manga instead.
    9AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:13
    It just has a wide target audience.
    As the core demographic ages, these kinds of films will keep posting bigger numbers going forward —
    whether they're actually good is a separate question.
    25AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:21
    Re: #9

    It's an older survey, but Chiikawa isn't uniquely broad in age range compared to others.

    https://manamina.valuesccg.com/articles/2873
    15AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:16
    It was free on Abema so I tried prepping and seeing if it was worth a theater trip, but I gave up at episode 158.
    The movie's probably good, but a movie theater isn't exactly proof a show is good, so it's going on my 'watch if it airs on TV' list.
    29AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:22
    Re: #15
    The movie has a pretty different vibe from the mostly slice-of-life TV series —
    if anything, it's a straight-up adventure story.
    71AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:42
    Re: #1
    It's pulling in people of all ages, so it'll probably keep growing.
    Re: #15
    Why watch the anime at all? If you're curious about the story, you can just read the original manga.
    I don't get people who say 'I got curious so I tried the anime' and go on about it —
    the anime episodes only run about a minute each, completely different from the movie to begin with.
    20AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:18
    Impressive — who's actually watching this?
    Doesn't seem like the repeat-viewing type either.
    77AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:44
    Re: #20
    No way, this is absolutely getting massive repeat viewings lol
    I'll grant that a lot of it is people chasing the bonus items (tokuten).
    As a film alone, it wouldn't hit numbers like this without the bonuses — it's not quite that good.
    If anything, it's because of the bonuses that it's done this well; without them it might've done a bit less.

    Chiikawa runs on two pillars — story fans and merch popularity — so the bonus-item push hits hard.
    22AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:19
    The rankings are a mess now that everything's drowning in bonus-item marketing.
    32AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:23
    Re: #22
    Though finding a movie that ISN'T handing out bonus items these days is the hard part.
    52AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:32
    Re: #22
    Bonus-item marketing used to be pretty much limited to small-release otaku anime,
    but ever since Demon Slayer established a whole reselling culture during COVID,
    huge wide releases like One Piece, Slam Dunk, and Gundam SEED handing out mountains of bonuses became the norm.
    Meanwhile Evangelion and Jujutsu Kaisen only ran about 5 rounds of bonuses.

    Even Demon Slayer's own Mugen Train only did 9 rounds, but it kept escalating — Infinity Castle ran 24 rounds,
    and handed out more than double the copies, over 23 million total.
    They put out an insane number of bonus items and even ran random-bonus draws 3 times.
    When the all-time box office leader pulls stunts like this, it really trashes the value of the rankings.
    66AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:41
    Re: #22
    Japan's best-selling artist…
    though the Korean BTS movie flopped hard…
    26AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:22
    Re: #1
    Wow, there are 11.33 million people out there paying movie ticket prices for Chiikawa lol
    34AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:23
    Re: #26
    Well hello there, Mr. Cynical Naysayer! (reizen ojisan — 5ch slang for a smug, sneering cynic)
    30AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:23
    Scalpers

    33AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:23
    Demon Slayer: Mugen Train 407.5
    Demon Slayer: Infinity Castle Part 1 403.6

    Spirited Away 316.8

    Titanic 277.7
    Frozen 255.0
    Your Name 251.7
    Princess Mononoke 214.6
    Kokuho 209.0
    ONE PIECE FILM RED 203.4
    Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 203.0

    Howl's Moving Castle 196.0
    Bayside Shakedown 2: Rainbow Blockade 173.5
    Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 173.0
    THE FIRST SLAM DUNK 166.7
    Chiikawa: The Secret of Mermaid Island 165.2 ←
    Avatar 159.0
    Detective Conan: The Million-Dollar Pentagram 158.0
    Zootopia 2 157.1
    Ponyo 155.0
    Suzume 149.4
    (all figures in ¥100 million, i.e. 100 = ¥1 billion)
    75AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:43
    Re: #33
    Guess that puts Chiikawa around the ¥21 billion line.
    79AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:45
    Re: #33
    Your Name being on there is kind of odd.
    Did that one also have some kind of bonus-item push driving admissions?
    42AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:28
    Ridiculous.
    A symbol of how dumb the world's gotten.
    47AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:30
    Didn't you guys use to trash-talk this? Doing a total 180 now?
    55AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:34
    Re: #47
    Sorry about that.
    Last year I scoffed at someone who said 'Chiikawa's gonna be huge next year!'
    58AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:35
    Re: #47
    I was reading it and buying the merch, and I still feel kind of betrayed.
    63AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:39
    One Piece is probably gonna blow right past this.
    72AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:42
    Re: #63
    Oda's gonna lose it and start handing out One Piece Card Game cards like crazy at the next movie lol
    74AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:43
    Curious whether Chiikawa's here to stay or gone in a few years.
    80AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:47
    Re: #74
    You think Chiikawa just showed up this year?
    It's already been popular for 5-6 years, there's no way it disappears in a few years.

    If anything, it's on track to get its own theme park (Chiikawa Land) at this rate.
    95AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:54
    Re: #74
    It's already a market worth hundreds of billions of yen, and unlike something an ad agency force-fed into popularity,
    it's content that's kept organically going viral online for years — it's not disappearing that easily.
    78AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:45
    Biggest audience turnout in Japan right now…
    meanwhile Korean K-pop's momentum in film is… nowhere to be found.
    88AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:50
    Re: #80
    But isn't it just a Sumikko Gurashi ripoff?
    98AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:55
    Re: #88
    It's a ripoff of this →(´・ω・`)

    content-wise too.
    99AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:56
    Can I enjoy it having only watched the movie?
    Never touched the franchise before but I'm curious.
    104AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:00
    Re: #99
    Watching just the movie is fine, but there's an official YouTube video that explains the Chiikawa world in a few minutes —
    watch that first and it's a lot easier to connect with the characters.

    Background and Points of Debate

    At the root of this bonus-item-marketing debate is the method established by 2020’s “Demon Slayer: Mugen Train” — distributing admission bonuses (nyujosha tokuten) in staggered waves to encourage repeat viewings. As the thread notes, that film ran 9 waves of bonuses, while “Infinity Castle” Part 1 alone ran 24 waves and reportedly distributed more than 23 million copies total — meanwhile films like Evangelion and Jujutsu Kaisen ran only around 5 waves, showing how much the scale of these campaigns varies by title. That variance makes comparing all-time box office rankings tricky, and it’s worth being cautious about judging films purely by revenue when stacking them against pre-bonus-era titles like “Spirited Away” or “Titanic.” The thread also saw comments like “people who used to mock it are doing a total 180 now,” reflecting how, even though Chiikawa has been a consistently buzzy topic online for years, opinion remains split on what’s really driving its popularity — the quality of the work itself, or the pull of the bonus items.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Movie] ‘Chiikawa’ Box Office Tops ¥16.52 Billion, Climbs to 15th All-Time.”

  • Yuta Misaki: “If Self-Checkout Cut Labor Costs, Shouldn’t Prices Come Down Too?” — 5ch Fires Back: “Labor Isn’t the Only Expense”

    On September 24, 2026, entrepreneur Yuta Misaki — formerly known as the “Green Juice Prince” — posed a question on X: “If prices go up because labor costs rise, then shouldn’t prices also reflect the savings when self-checkout cuts labor costs?” The post sparked debate on 5channel. In the thread, many pushed back, arguing “it’s not simply about labor costs,” pointing out that even after switching to self-checkout, stores still need staff for shoplifting prevention and customer assistance, on top of the cost of installing and maintaining the machines. Others shared stories of crowded convenience-store checkout lines, or argued that self-checkout is precisely what makes 24-hour operation possible — with some commenters even questioning Misaki’s stance as a business owner.

    Sep 24 (Thu), 3:26 PM

    Entrepreneur Yuta Misaki, formerly known as the “Green Juice Prince,” updated his X account by the 24th, sharing his opinion on self-checkout.

    “If you’re saying prices go up because labor costs rise, then shouldn’t prices also reflect it when self-checkout cuts labor costs?” he asked.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    3AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:38
    There's always some employee just standing blankly by the registers,
    isn't that their labor cost right there?
    52AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:23
    Re: #3
    Yeah, no idea what he's even trying to say lol
    61AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:27
    Re: #52
    It was never that simple to begin with.
    So what happens if self-checkout disappears from the world entirely?

    First, 24-hour operation vanishes immediately,
    and every supermarket cuts its hours.
    Everyone piles into that shorter window, creating massive lines.
    Shelves stay permanently empty, and people who want to buy things simply can't.
    4AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:39
    Has anyone actually tried the green juice this guy used to sell?
    6AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:39
    In the first place, wages haven't even gone up — so what exactly is this "rising labor cost" everyone keeps talking about?
    7AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:39
    Companies that honestly say "we're raising prices to pay our employees more" are still better than most.
    Most companies just brazenly lie and blame it on "soaring raw material costs…"
    8AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:40
    At the end of the day, whether to raise or lower prices is entirely up to the store. And customers are free to choose whether or not to buy.
    9AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:40
    I bet whatever labor costs got saved by switching to self-checkout just got eaten up by an increase in shoplifting. Plus the system installation and upkeep costs must add up too.
    10AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:41
    Re: #9
    Even leaving aside intentional theft, things like checkout errors at self-checkout mean stores are already factoring in a certain amount of loss.
    19AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:45
    Re: #9-10
    Shoplifting is part of it, but on top of that, stores are often forced to station staff nearby just to help people use the self-checkout.
    Because of that, "semi-self" checkout — where only the payment step is self-service — has become the mainstream, and more stores are apparently ditching full self-checkout altogether.
    11AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:42
    Yeah, this guy really is just new money.

    The real goal of all this is pushing the public toward cashless payments
    and getting rid of cashiers along with all the headaches that come with them, right?
    12AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:42
    Re: #1
    Come back once you've clearly defined what counts as "war" and what counts as "complicity in war."
    13AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:43
    If it managed to delay even one round of price hikes,
    that's effectively a price cut.
    14AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:43
    Whatever free time gets created just goes toward work that wasn't getting done before anyway.
    18AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:45
    Last month the consumer price index rose 1.9% year-on-year, while the corporate price index rose 7.6%.
    Where's that gap supposed to get made up?
    20AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:46
    That reminds me, the other day I bought beer at MyBasket and it popped up "call an employee."
    Turned out it was some kind of age-verification button.
    If they just showed customers how to do it themselves, that would actually save labor.
    58AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:26
    Re: #20
    Only staff are allowed to press that button.
    89AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:43
    Re: #20
    That one HAS to be confirmed by an employee lol
    What's the point of age verification otherwise lmao
    21AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:02
    The wholesale price of the products themselves has gone up.
    Shipping costs like trucking have gone up.
    And "labor costs" isn't just the register — stocking shelves and everything else needs manpower too.

    If self-checkout alone could avoid price hikes, nobody would be struggling like this.
    22AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:03
    Re: #19
    Just standing around does look bad, though.
    I bet there's a gap between what the staff are actually doing and how it looks to customers.
    I'm on the customer side, so watching it does annoy me.
    23AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:03
    Do the math on how much the installation costs before you say that.
    24AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:03
    Does this guy seriously think labor is the only expense there is?
    25AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:03
    I went to a convenience store for the first time in a while, and there were two rows of registers — about 7 people were lined up at the staffed one on the left, and zero at the self-checkout on the right.
    You guys doing okay over there?
    28AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:04
    Same goes for the cashless payments you all use.
    It's about time you realized you're strangling yourselves with it.
    29AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:04
    In places like America, it's actually the opposite — costs went up so much there's a movement back toward staffed registers.
    30AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:06
    With self-checkout, you still need someone stationed there watching for shoplifting, helping people who are fumbling around, and rushing over the moment a register stalls.
    Guess you really can't make it fully unmanned after all.
    64AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:28
    Something about (his thinking) just feels shallow.
    67AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:29
    Re: #64
    How about next time you post, you try deleting every single bracket first?
    75AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:33
    Re: #61
    No self-checkout = 24-hour operation disappears
    ↑
    That leap in logic is a stretch, which is why people are calling you an idiot.
    82AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:39
    Re: #75
    It's not a leap, it's just a fact.
    Actually, there's a behind-the-scenes reason closing is the harder option.
    Every supermarket is effectively running 24 hours internally anyway.
    Staying fully open ends up being more efficient.
    Self-checkout is a huge help in making that happen.
    Even stores that close at 8 or 9 work the same way behind the scenes.

    The fact that supermarkets can still exist the way they do today is already proof that society is benefiting hugely from this.
    Thanks to self-checkout.
    76AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:34
    Does this guy actually run a company?
    94AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:47
    Nobody said it gets passed back to the consumer.

    He's a businessman — he probably already knows that, no?
    95AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:48
    Re: #94
    That's exactly the point — the benefit comes from keeping essential infrastructure running.
    For supermarkets, self-checkout is literally a survival strategy.
    It's not even a matter of profit and loss anymore, it's life or death.
    That's why this guy's take is so strange, given he's supposed to be a businessman.

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    Self-checkout isn’t only about cutting labor costs — it’s also meant to shorten checkout wait times, save floor space, and lower the cost of running 24-hour operations, so it doesn’t fit neatly into a simple “less labor cost = lower prices” equation. In practice, on top of installation and maintenance costs, stores also have to absorb losses from checkout errors and shoplifting, and many still need to station staff to help customers unfamiliar with the system — meaning full unmanned operation hasn’t been achieved at many stores. As the thread pointed out with the gap between the corporate price index and the consumer price index (7.6% versus 1.9% year-on-year), how much of the rise in wholesale prices and logistics costs can be passed on to retail prices varies by industry, which limits the value of comparisons that isolate labor costs alone. While Misaki’s comment offered an easy-to-grasp contrast, the main point of contention in the thread was that many felt it failed to account for the complexity of the underlying cost structure.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5channel (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “Yuta Misaki: If “Labor Costs Rise → Prices Go Up,” Then Shouldn’t “Self-Checkout Cutting Labor Costs” Mean “Prices Should Reflect That Too? Doesn’t Add Up, Does It?”“.

  • Sho Hasumi Responds to Hikaru Ijuin’s Brutal Crayon Shin-chan Review: “I Should’ve Just Mooned Them”

    Sho Hasumi of the comedy trio Dau 90000 wrote a script for the anime Crayon Shin-chan that radio host Hikaru Ijuin blasted as “boring enough to make your legs give out.” Hasumi responded on another show with a self-deprecating “I should’ve just mooned them” — a line originally coined by Nobuyuki Hanawa of the comedy duo Knights, which Hasumi was merely echoing. On 5ch, though, that nuance got lost, and some took it as plain defiance rather than self-deprecating humor, splitting opinion. Plenty of posters who actually watched the episode on TVer agreed with Ijuin that “it really wasn’t funny,” and the thread argued over whether to blame the script itself or the way Ijuin delivered his takedown.

    Sep. 24 (Thu), 3:20 PM

    Sho Hasumi (29) of Dau 90000 appeared as a guest on Nippon Broadcasting’s “Knights the Radio Show” (weekdays 1 PM) on the 24th. He responded to comments from Hikaru Ijuin (58), who had called the Crayon Shin-chan script Hasumi wrote “boring enough to make your legs give out.”

    During the late-night broadcast on the 21st of TBS Radio’s “Monday JUNK: Hikaru Ijuin’s Late-Night Baka Chikara,” Ijuin had ripped into the Crayon Shin-chan script Hasumi wrote, calling it “boring enough to make your legs give out.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:40
    He just wanted to look like he had good taste, right?
    4AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:42
    They offered the gig to Hasumi, so it's fine if he does it his way and it flops. It's the same as when Egashira got asked to "do it seriously" and just went wild, saying "but I'm the one they offered it to."
    77AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:43
    Re: #4
    Agreed. He did something very "Hasumi," so this is fine.
    7AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:44
    Who even is Hasumi? Some YouTuber?
    21AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:09
    Re: #7
    He leads a group of guys doing comedy-as-a-hobby with a college-kid vibe.
    9AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:45
    It's a jab at guys like Ijuin — like saying "flash your butt and they'll laugh, won't they?"
    10AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:46
    Koki Mitani got chewed out for writing a script where Tara-chan turned into a muscle-bound hulk, so does Hasumi only have yes-men around him?
    11AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:46
    He's no peak-era Hitoshi Matsumoto — it shouldn't take courage to criticize the guy.
    14AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:03
    Re: #11
    If he didn't say it that way, it'd just come off as harassment. It's the classic boss-scared-of-the-new-generation setup.
    22AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:10
    Re: #11
    Same old vibe as "it's uncool to call out Fuwa-chan, you should just accept her style of comedy."
    13AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:02
    Ugh, that was a total throw-in-the-towel comment. He dragged down both Crayon Shin-chan and Ijuin with it.
    18AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:07
    Re: #13
    Hanawa said "should've mooned them" and Hasumi just parroted it back — that's not really a desperate comment.
    16AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:05
    Well, I had expectations and it really was boring — makes you appreciate how good the usual scriptwriters are.
    20AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:09
    Nice bit of pro-wrestling-style theater. Though Ijuin picking on someone weaker is pretty lame too.
    23AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:10
    The original creator's dead, so he can do whatever he wants with it.
    25AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:11
    The fact that that script got greenlit clearly shows nobody can say no to Hasumi.
    26AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:11
    Ijuin's excuses drag on forever and aren't even funny — then at the end he tells some lame, crude story and goes "let's just call it all a joke, okay?" to milk some sycophantic laughs from the staff.
    27AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:11
    Haven't seen it, but I bet it really was boring.
    28AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:12
    These days you get dragged just for saying something negative.
    29AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:12
    Figured he was exaggerating, so I watched it on TVer — it really was shockingly not funny.
    32AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:12
    Looking at this, it seems like Hasumi's the only one who thinks it's funny lol. He genuinely doesn't seem to think about who's actually watching.
    33AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:12
    Re: #1
    Hasumi's comeback wasn't even funny. Also, does he even watch recent Crayon Shin-chan?
    34AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:13
    Crayon Shin-chan just isn't made to be funny to a 58-year-old guy.
    40AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:15
    Re: #15
    Sure, go ahead and slap the "comedy world has-been" label on him — but the guy doing the labeling isn't funny at all, so the label has zero credibility. It's just an off-target dig.
    43AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:18
    Re: #40
    Nah, nobody's actually labeling him lol. Like he said himself, it's pure delusion — nobody was even talking about Ijuin. He's convinced himself he's being called a has-been and is taking it out on Hasumi, and now he's pulling exactly that kind of has-been move lol.
    52AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:21
    The kindness of comedians never firing back at Hasumi's go-to bit "nobody cares about comedy anyway" with "nobody cares about theater either unless it's a major company." Outside Yoshimoto, Shochiku, Takarazuka Revue, and Shiki, pretty much the only one with a loyal fanbase is "Shinkansen" (likely a pun on the indie theater troupe Gekidan☆Shinkansen, whose name sounds like "bullet train").
    66AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:36
    Re: #52
    "Theater's even less popular than that" is also one of Hasumi's go-to bits anyway.
    68AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:38
    If it's really that boring, now I kind of want to see it.
    75AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:42
    Re: #68
    You can watch it on TVer.
    70AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:38
    But it's rare these days to see this big a gap between how the industry rates a guy and how we do. His predecessor Fuwa-chan ended up the way she did, so this guy will probably vanish just as fast the moment something goes wrong.
    94AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:56
    Re: #70
    "Predecessor Fuwa-chan" lol lol. Bro, you've got a way with words lol lol.
    71AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:38
    If this were Ota instead, he probably would've steered it somewhere funnier, but Ijuin got way too worked up over it.
    74AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:41
    Re: #71
    Ota, for his part, tries too hard not to get hated by his juniors, I think (though I like the guy).
    88AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:51
    It's probably the same kind of sketch comedy as Zero-San — the type that gets praised by people going "heh, I get it, I'm in on the joke." They should have Hasumi write a script for Yoshimoto instead — curious how he'd handle that old-school, no-frills style of comedy.
    90AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:54
    Re: #88
    Shinkigeki performers read the room and improvise on the fly with stock lines like "whatcha gonna do" — that might be tough for him to write for.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    The episode Hasumi wrote fell into a slot with more creative latitude than usual, partly because original creator Yoshito Usui has passed away. The “I should’ve just mooned them” line that came up on air was, as commenter #18 points out, simply Hasumi echoing back a remark first made by Knights’ Hanawa — not something Hasumi came up with himself. Miss that detail, and the impression of “a defiant Hasumi” takes on a life of its own. The thread split over whether to read Ijuin’s harsh review as “picking on someone weaker” or as “an honest opinion,” with several posters who actually watched it on TVer siding with Ijuin. Some also pointed to a gap between how Hasumi is viewed within the comedy industry versus by general viewers, a point several tied back to how his predecessor, Fuwa-chan, was eventually dropped.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports Express+) thread “Dau’s Sho Hasumi: “I should’ve just mooned them” — responds to Hikaru Ijuin’s comment that his Crayon Shin-chan script was “boring enough to make your legs give out,” saying “I was trying to be unconventional”.”

  • Xbox’s Domestic Weekly Sales Slump Into Double Digits, Sparking Debate Over the Business’s Health

    On 5ch’s “Hardware & Industry” (Geha) board, a thread caught fire after sales figures were posted showing Xbox’s domestic weekly hardware sales stuck in the single or low double digits. The discussion also brought in comparisons with Nintendo Switch 2 and PS5 sales figures, the history of Microsoft consolidating and shutting down game studios, and the view that Microsoft is shifting its focus from hardware to software. While some posters flatly declared Xbox is “pulling out” of the market, others pushed back, pointing to Microsoft’s consistently strong quarterly net profit as proof that “the business itself isn’t shaky,” leaving opinions split on Xbox’s current state.

    Right in the dead center of the gaming industry lmaooooo

    Source: pbs.twimg.com / Original post here

    9AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:48
    (ヾノ・∀・`) Nope, no way lolololol
    13AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:48
    Didn't even notice, but it's grown this much already — is that really okay?
    17AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:50
    If Sony hadn't brought back exclusivity, this could've come out on PS too lol
    77AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:24
    Re: #17
    Apparently there's a console out there that still doesn't even have a release date for Forza Horizon 6.
    19AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:51
    What's an Xbox?
    22AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:52
    Re: #19
    It's the gaming app that comes preinstalled on over a billion Windows 11 PCs.
    20AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:51
    31AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:56
    It's been shrinking for 3 years lol

    33AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:57
    Re: #31
    That's just the shovelware-studio cuts, that's all lol
    36AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:58
    Re: #31
    Some of those used to come out on PS too, but under the current setup that basically never happens now
    It's effectively the same as the count going up
    91AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:42
    Re: #31
    That's a crazy amount lol
    You can really tell Phil went on a buying spree lol
    32AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:57
    Re: #1
    Sega or Square Enix would be nice to grab next
    52AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:05
    Re: #32
    Rather than throwing day-one Game Pass money at Japanese third-parties, they'd be better off just buying one outright
    Yen's weak anyway
    37AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:58
    Re: #33
    Sounds like there'd be nothing left then lol
    39AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:59
    Re: #37
    😂Yeah, right — you mean Sony?
    42AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:00
    Re: #37
    They cut Kojima Productions loose, but even after dropping that 'Granny of War,' you still won't cut them? For real?
    46AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:01
    There goes 'M-ending' losing it again lmaooooo (note: "M-ending" refers to a poster ID ending in M, a common way to mock someone as an obsessive single poster)
    47AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:02
    Re: #46
    Are you the guy cycling IDs and just talking to himself?
    53AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:05
    "It's Sony's fault—"
    "It's PS's fault—"

    yet somehow this is still an Xbox-bad-news thread
    73AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:22
    Re: #53
    Sounds like PS has just been demoted to a toy that only exists to get trolled lol
    58AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:07
    Re: #1
    Hardware's a bust, so from now on it's a software company
    Fitting, since it's literally 'Micro-SOFT'
    61AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:08
    Re: #58
    What hardware can even beat Windows 11? Show me, show me
    59AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:07
    As you can see in this very thread, even after looking at Re: #1, PS fanboys still can't accept reality
    62AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:09
    Re: #59
    You were saying the exact same thing 3 years ago
    63AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:09
    If Microsoft pulled completely out of gaming, the industry would be finished
    If Sony pulled out, it wouldn't
    65AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:09
    Re: #63
    Nah, it wouldn't end
    76AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:24
    In terms of first-party software strength, it's Nintendo > MS > Sony, right?
    82AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:26
    Re: #76
    No way
    By revenue, MS's gaming division beats Nintendo's entire lineup
    Even throwing in Pokémon doesn't help — and you shouldn't count it anyway
    Games-only is fine (merch and the like belongs to Game Freak etc.)
    85AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:28
    Re: #76
    Microsoft's been pulling in 5 trillion yen in net profit every 3 months, you know? Aren't you dreaming a bit too big?
    81AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:26
    Switch 2 / 28,341 units (total 6,293,814)

    Switch / 855 units (total 20,310,340)
    Switch Lite / 3,791 units (total 7,031,768)
    Switch (OLED Model) / 2,913 units (total 9,632,723)

    PS5 / 117 units (total 5,920,034)
    PS5 Digital Edition / 7,082 units (total 1,429,401)
    PS5 Pro / 295 units (total 369,831)






    Xbox Series X / 92 units (total 328,746)
    Xbox Series X Digital Edition / 51 units (total 33,449)
    Xbox Series S / 15 units (total 343,007)

    Heh… double digits lol
    84AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:27
    Re: #81
    Take away the ¥50,000 fire-sale units and it's not even close — you can already see the loss coming lol

    PS5 / 117 units (total 5,920,034)
    PS5 Pro / 295 units (total 369,831)

    Xbox Series X / 92 units (total 328,746)
    Xbox Series X Digital Edition / 51 units (total 33,449)
    Xbox Series S / 15 units (total 343,007)
    95AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:07
    Re: #84
    Calling it 'bad news for PlayStation fanboys' when it's not even worth throwing in the trash — hilarious, this double-digit console
    83AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:27
    To sum up:

    Sony > Microsoft > Nintendo

    Yep, I win
    90AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:35
    Re: #83
    No way Sony's #1 when they keep pumping out trash like Concord, Tokon, Saros, and Wolverine
    94AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:04
    Let's hype up Xbox!


    98AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:23
    Re: #94
    MS, come on, throw more money at this…
    101AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:27
    Re: #94
    So the blue area's gone completely by 2028? That's intense!

    Background and Key Points of Debate

    Xbox’s poor domestic sales performance has been a recurring topic of discussion for several years now, and this thread is simply the latest chapter. The backdrop is Microsoft’s move in the 2020s to bring major studios like Bethesda and Activision Blizzard under its umbrella, while also consolidating or shutting down some of its development studios — the “the studios have shrunk” comments in the thread are pointing to this trend. The point of contention was whether it’s fair to equate weak hardware sales with the health of the business as a whole. Since Microsoft’s revenue spans businesses well beyond consoles, including cloud and OS, some argue it’s premature to judge the company’s overall standing purely on hardware unit sales. There’s also been a growing trend in recent years of Xbox titles releasing on PS5 as well, and the thread’s central divide came down to whether to treat “Xbox the hardware” and “Microsoft the software company” as separate things.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware & Industry [Geha]) thread “[Bad News for PlayStation Fanboys] Nobody even knows what Xbox is! They pulled out already!! → Well, here’s the reality lol“.

  • Soya Igari: “No Way Alcohol Is Good for You” — Idol Questions Older Generation, 5ch Claps Back: “It’s Medicine for the Soul”

    Soya Igari (24), a member of the five-person Jr. group “KEY TO LIT,” questioned the common claim from older generations that “alcohol is medicine” and “the best cure for a hangover is more alcohol,” during the September 23 broadcast of “Honma de ka!? TV.” While host Akashiya Sanma invoked the old saying that drinking in moderation is “the best of all medicines,” Igari shot back, “There’s no way alcohol is good for you. I honestly don’t get it.” The remark split 5ch commenters between those sympathizing with Igari and those defending the tradition of an evening drink, sparking a broader debate over which does more social harm: alcohol or tobacco.

    9/24 (Thu) 14:56

    Soya Igari (24), a member of the five-person Jr. group “KEY TO LIT (Kiteretsu),” appeared on Fuji TV’s “Honma de ka!? TV” (Wednesdays, 9:00 p.m.), aired on the 23rd. In a segment where guests shared behavior from the Showa and Heisei generations that felt “impossible to take seriously,” the episode aired as a special titled “Sanma vs. Reiwa Common Sense! Bridging the Generation Gap.”

    Igari pointed out, “Something I honestly don’t get about the older generation — don’t they always say things like ‘alcohol is medicine’?” Host Akashiya Sanma responded, “Well, there’s that old saying, ‘the best of all medicines.’” Igari pressed on: “They always say things like ‘cure a hangover with more alcohol.’ It just seems crazy to me. It doesn’t make sense. There’s no way alcohol is good for you,” he said, shaking his head.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    2AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:20
    It's not medicine for the body —
    it's medicine for the soul,
    kid.
    3AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:21
    It helps you fall asleep faster, you know.
    22AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:28
    Re: #3
    But your sleep gets shallower because your body's busy breaking down the alcohol,
    so falling asleep faster doesn't actually mean anything.
    29AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:30
    Re: #22
    People who have trouble falling asleep often have shallow sleep anyway, even without drinking.
    79AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:22
    Re: #22
    Just knowing you got X hours of "sleep" (i.e., passed out) is reassuring enough on its own.
    7AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:23
    Plus, if you cause a scandal, you can just blame the booze and still get paid to give lectures.
    9AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:24
    Alcohol is without question more harmful than cigarettes or soft drugs —
    it just gets a pass because the vested interests behind it are too huge.
    18AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:28
    Re: #9
    There's also the human-rights angle — a drunk person is essentially treated as being in a state comparable to a mental health crisis.
    48AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:35
    Re: #9
    The damage drinking alcohol does to society is clearly worse than 🚬 —
    fatal accidents, violence, and murders caused by 🚬 are pretty rare.
    10AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:24
    Idiots who brag about having a high alcohol tolerance have a problem.
    11AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:25
    I wonder if kids today even know what "kiteretsu" (bizarre/eccentric) means these days…
    quite the group name they got stuck with.
    12AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:25
    So that's how you write "kiteretsu" — couldn't read it.
    13AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:26
    Whoever named them must be from the generation that grew up watching "Kiteretsu Encyclopedia" —
    wonder if they even know the original meaning of the word.
    14AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:26
    It turns into acetaldehyde in your body, so it's basically like injecting cigarette smoke straight into your bloodstream.
    16AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:26
    If you told kids that back in the day every single channel showed nothing but pro baseball
    from morning till night,

    they'd call that crazy too, huh Korosuke.
    20AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:28
    I bet this guy would be hilarious if he became a comedian.
    21AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:28
    Wait, how are you still a "Jr." at 24 in the first place?
    23AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:28
    Well, now that society doesn't treat drinking as something
    adults are just automatically supposed to do,
    that's a relief for those of us who don't drink.
    26AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:29
    They'll make an article out of even a throwaway comment like this?
    28AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:30
    If you start saying things are "bad for you,"
    you won't even be able to eat rice, oil, salt, or sugar anymore (´・ω・`)
    30AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:30
    Strange and bizarre, mysteriously mysterious, wildly fantastic, round it off, speedy delivery, no graffiti please (a nonsense chant from the classic "Kiteretsu Encyclopedia" anime theme song)
    31AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:31
    So what, a boring life of not drinking and just staring at your smartphone all day?
    32AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:31
    Speaking as an old guy,
    I honestly don't get skipping baths ("furo-kyan") either.
    33AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:32
    Re: #1
    Vaccines are basically like poison too —
    that's why we run thorough clinical trials!
    34AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:32
    That "J-curve" theory claiming moderate drinkers have lower overall mortality turned out to be based on flawed data collection —
    in the end, the group with the lowest mortality was the one that didn't drink at all.
    36AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:32
    Well, there go his alcohol and energy-drink commercial offers.
    37AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:32
    There's still this vibe where messing up is somehow forgiven as long as you say you were drunk.
    46AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:35
    Re: #37
    So many people have screwed up while drunk that forgiving others has basically become a culture of forgiving yourself too.
    38AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:32
    We've reached an era where bragging about your drinking trivia or war stories doesn't earn you much cred anymore.
    39AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:33
    Whoa, hold on lol — go apologize to Tatsuya Yamaguchi! lol (former TOKIO member involved in a drunken-scandal incident)
    40AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:33
    Even the WHO has now clearly stated there's no such thing as a "safe amount" of alcohol — the safe amount is zero.
    41AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:33
    I'm starting to warm up to Igari.
    42AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:33
    Wait, isn't medicinal Yomeishu literally medicine!? (a famous Japanese herbal liqueur marketed as a health tonic)
    43AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:34
    These days just drinking or smoking at all gets you mocked.
    44AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:34
    By the way,
    the saying "alcohol is the best of all medicines" comes from a Chinese classical text —

    it was originally just an excuse for the government to justify its monopoly on alcohol, salt, and iron.
    45AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:34
    Lol, he just torched his alcohol commercial deals —
    fatal mistake for a TV personality.
    56AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:44
    Re: #1
    You don't get it — in moderation, it's good for you.
    My hand tremors stop the moment I drink.
    61AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:03
    Re: #56
    A total wreck when sober, but sharp as a tack once they've had a drink —
    feel like there was a character just like that in Bakabon.

    Background and Points of Debate

    The saying “alcohol is the best of all medicines” traces back to a Chinese classical text, and as several thread commenters pointed out, it’s believed to have originated as a justification for the state’s monopoly on alcohol, salt, and iron. Meanwhile, the so-called “J-curve” theory — which held that moderate drinking lowers mortality — has been criticized for a statistical bias, since the comparison group lumped in people who had already quit drinking due to poor health; in recent years the WHO has taken the clear position that there is no safe amount of alcohol, that the safe amount is zero. The divide in the thread reflects a temperature gap between the generation defending the long-standing culture of the evening drink and TV’s “anything’s forgivable if you were drunk” attitude, and a younger generation that puts more weight on health data. Rather than being a judgment on Igari personally, the debate ends up putting the common wisdom — repeated on TV again and again — that “alcohol is good for you” under scrutiny, making it an easy point of agreement for non-drinking viewers.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports Breaking News+) thread “KEY TO LIT’s Soya Igari Reveals Older Generation’s “Impossible to Take Seriously” Behavior: “Stuff Like Alcohol Is Medicine” — “There’s No Way Alcohol Is Good for You. I Honestly Don’t Get It.”“.