Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Shohei Ohtani Returns with a Single in First At-Bat Back, Greeted by Roaring Cheers

    Dodgers pitcher Shohei Ohtani returned from the injured list on September 23 (September 24 in Japan) after recovering from right biceps inflammation, starting as the No. 2 hitter and DH in a home game against the Padres. In his first at-bat back, in the top of the first inning, he lined a single to right, drawing a huge ovation from the home crowd. On 5ch forum threads, plenty of posts genuinely celebrated his return, but sarcastic reactions also stood out — comments like “the team’s flow gets worse whenever Ohtani’s back” or “the mood got tense” — creating a real gap between the welcoming atmosphere and the cooler, more cynical takes.

    He’s back! Shohei Ohtani gets a hit right out of the gate in his first at-bat since returning! Answers the roaring crowd with a single to right

    ◇NL: Dodgers vs. Padres (September 23, 2026, Los Angeles)

    Dodgers pitcher Shohei Ohtani, 32, returned on the 23rd (the 24th in Japan) from right biceps inflammation and started as the No. 2 hitter and DH in a home game against the Padres. In his first at-bat back, in the first inning, he lined a clean single to right, producing a sharp crack of the bat right away.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    5AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:47
    A comeback from "swordless style" (a pun on his two-way-player nickname "two-sword style" — he's only hitting right now, not pitching)
    17AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:53
    Re: #5
    Even though he's 2nd in OPS?
    7AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:50
    He gets a huge ovation for just a single? Ohtani's really slipping, huh.
    10AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:50
    That ovation is proof everyone was dying for Ohtani to come back.
    The superstar has returned!
    11AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:51
    TV news is already leading with this.
    Here we go again with the "Ohtani harassment" (5ch slang mocking the media's nonstop overhype every time he returns).
    14AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:51
    Judge seems to be having a rough time, but Ohtani's rehab is off to a smooth start.
    16AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:52
    Watched the footage — that was an insane ovation.
    18AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:53
    The second he's back, the team vibe goes to hell lol
    Even the manager looks kind of irritated, or is it just me lol
    19AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:54
    He's really at his best shining as a two-way player, but I hope he takes it easy and stays healthy for the long haul instead.
    20AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:54
    NHK's 7 o'clock news just led with this!
    21AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:55
    Hope this doesn't rub off badly on the great Yamamoto-sensei…
    The moment Ohtani's back, even Yamamoto looks irritated.
    22AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:55
    "I'm back" harassment lmaooooo
    23AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:56
    The Dodgers' vibe isn't great today.
    Especially on offense.
    24AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:56
    September's almost over and that's only his 2nd hit this month — what's his batting average even look like now?
    25AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:56
    Through the hole between first and second again?
    Nothing but grounders lately.
    26AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:56
    Feels like Ohtani drains his teammates' luck too…
    27AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:58
    That was a mishit — it just happened to find a gap.
    28AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:58
    He took the time off on his own terms, so "I'm back" doesn't mean squat.
    It's like at a company — taking off a month in the middle of a project without asking,
    then strolling back in saying "I'm baaack" after the project's wrapped and even the after-party's over. Idiotic.
    37AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:05
    Meanwhile Betts suddenly goes ice cold lolol
    38AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:05
    Ohtani getting a base hit apparently mattered more than Chiba and Kanagawa being underwater —
    every network led their midday news with it.
    39AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:06
    Well, once the injury heals he's obviously going to hit.
    41AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:07
    Having Ohtani around really does kill the team's momentum, huh…
    43AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:07
    Want to see Sasaki too — hope it plays out that way.
    Ohtani, Yamamoto, and Sasaki all lined up for the win together would feel amazing.
    45AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:08
    The instant Ohtani came back, Betts stopped hitting.
    46AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:08
    There's other MLB news that deserves more coverage than this.
    Treating everything like idol worship is exactly why sports never truly take root in this country.
    51AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:10
    Stop batting him leadoff, all he ever hits are solo homers.
    59AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:13
    Re: #51
    You clearly haven't been watching.
    They moved him to leadoff because he kept getting intentionally walked.
    52AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:10
    The "Ohtani effect" — looks like a run's about to score but never does, lol
    53AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:11
    Soccer fanboys ("sakabuta"), close your eyes…! (5ch slang mocking rival-sport fans)
    55AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:11
    Gian is back (the bully from Doraemon)
    And so the days of tiptoeing around him begin again!
    56AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:12
    Yamamoto was racking up wins with ease while Ohtani was out, and the second he's back, this happens.
    64AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:16
    As expected —
    a clean hit off Robbie Ray.
    68AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:17
    Re: #64
    Off that "one-armed" Robbie Ray? (a jab at his injury-plagued arm) That's impressive.

    Background and Talking Points

    Ohtani landed on the IL (injured list) around the end of August with right biceps inflammation and had been rehabbing ever since. Japanese domestic media give heavy coverage to every one of his returns and appearances, and the term “Ohtani harassment” used in the thread isn’t really a criticism of Ohtani himself — it’s a standard 5ch joke poking fun at how overheated the coverage gets every time he comes back. Meanwhile, the comments about his batting average or career hit total reflect individual posters’ impressions, and as of this writing they haven’t been verified against official statistics. It’s also worth noting that reactions along the lines of “the team’s flow gets worse when Ohtani returns” are based on the outcome of a single game right after his comeback — actual wins, losses, and team form are a more complicated matter involving many other factors.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geisports Sokuhou+) thread “[MLB] He’s back! Shohei Ohtani gets a hit right out of the gate in his first at-bat since returning! Answers the roaring crowd with a single to right.”

  • Nintendo’s Miyamoto Says ‘Don’t Drag Me Into Hardware Spec Wars’ — 5ch Divided: ‘Isn’t That a Bit Convenient?’

    Nintendo’s Shigeru Miyamoto remarked that he’d rather not be “dragged into hardware wars over specs and performance,” sparking discussion on 5ch’s Hardware/Industry (Geha) board. Thread posters noted that Nintendo once touted its technical prowess by claiming the GameCube could display “128 Marios at once,” and questioned whether it was a bit too convenient for the company to now distance itself from the specs race. Others pushed back, arguing it was Sony that had been “flexing” over performance, leaving the thread divided. The discussion eventually expanded to comparisons between the Switch 2’s 60,000 yen price tag and PS5 sales trends following its price hike.

    1AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:57
    If they'd said this from the start, fine, but Nintendo's the company that used to brag about specs — remember "we can render 128 Marios at once"?
    For a company that used to flex on performance to suddenly bow out of the specs race and go "please don't compare us" seems awfully convenient, no?
    2AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:02
    The "128 Marios" thing was just Nintendo promoting its own product — showing how much more powerful the GameCube was compared to the N64.
    There's no evidence they used that to flex on other companies.

    People who post baseless nonsense like that on boards like 5ch are,
    statistically speaking, mostly socially maladjusted.
    In Japan that crowd gets called "kodomobeya ojisan" (basement-dwelling manchildren).

    AI these days is wild.
    37AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:42
    Re: #2
    This is how you actually use AI properly.
    People who just paste a screenshot and act like they've won an argument should take notes.
    13AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:12
    Wasn't it Sony that started the whole specs war in the first place, flexing with a bunch of exaggerated performance claims?
    30AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:34
    Re: #13
    So true.
    At first it was the only selling point they had, but by now it's become gospel for the unhinged fanboy crowd.
    And now it comes with the worst possible bonus: needless spec wars driving hardware prices up.
    Sony seriously needs to take responsibility for the mess they started.
    38AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:42
    Funny how they cranked the specs up just enough to force a price hike, and now they're struggling because of it.
    39AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:43
    Re: #38
    Yeah, that's PS5 for you.
    40AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:45
    Re: #38
    Wait, are you talking about the PS5 Pro?
    41AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:46
    Obviously I mean the Trashwitch 2 (a mocking nickname combining "trash" and "Switch").
    Since the price hike, weekly sales have basically settled at 20,000 units, occasionally spiking to 30,000 around Obon and the like.
    And that's with plenty of stock sitting around.
    This hardware is a joke.
    50AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:51
    Re: #41
    Quit trash-talking the PS5 — it's supposed to be cheaper than the Switch 2 and it's still not selling.
    51AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:52
    Re: #41
    So I guess we're just ignoring that its performance is exactly why third parties keep bringing AAA titles to it?
    47AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:49
    But it's pretty much guaranteed that Microsoft and Sony will have to sell their next-gen consoles at a serious loss just to keep them in an affordable price range, so within the console space at least, they'll have no real competition left.
    49AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:51
    Re: #47
    Consoles are worse than garbage at this point, they'll all disappear eventually.
    Phones and PC are all you need.
    79AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:05
    Re: #47
    Nintendo consoles are conceived as toys for the general public.
    At 60,000 yen, the Switch 2 has blown way past that category, which is a real problem.
    Sony and Microsoft's consoles, on the other hand, are more like a hobbyist item aimed at people who are into gaming as a pastime.
    Being expensive is still an issue for them, sure, but they're not under nearly the same pressure to stay cheap that Nintendo is.
    So since these are fundamentally different kinds of products, comparing them on price alone doesn't really mean much.
    53AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:53
    Well, as for whether consoles should have avoided a specs race at all — it was inevitable that PCs would eventually become their rivals.
    The fact that they managed decent cost-performance while still being able to run the same games as a PC is thanks to all that relentless R&D.
    But where everyone except Nintendo went wrong was pouring all their money into specs while neglecting software development and building up their IP brands.
    If you're purely chasing specs, where anyone can just pay more to get something better, you'll eventually lose all your added value.
    54AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:54
    Re: #51
    Except it's not selling at all, though.
    56AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:55
    Re: #54
    That's a big step down from the "there's just no stock, no stock" line (a meme phrase, "denai denai," mocking claims that shortages—not weak demand—explained the poor sales), huh.
    58AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:57
    Re: #56
    Too bad it's just not selling at all.
    65AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:59
    Why does the 60,000-yen Switch 2 keep beating the 50,000-yen PS5 every single week?
    69AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:01
    Re: #65
    It's not even that — it's losing to the previous-gen Switch too.
    68AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:00
    Re: #62
    LOL, you've turned into a bot that just repeats the same line over and over.
    71AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:02
    Re: #68
    LOL, running away from reality — AAA third-party titles are landing on Nintendo platforms and they're just not selling.
    92AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:08
    Yeah, but that 50,000-yen console is losing to the 60,000-yen one…

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    The “128 Marios at once” claim cited in the thread traces back to a technical demo unveiled at Space World 2000 to showcase the GameCube’s processing power — it was more a demonstration of raw computing capability than marketing rhetoric meant to fuel a specs war. With that in mind, both the argument that “Nintendo used to compete on specs too, so this is rich coming from them now” and the counter-argument that “it was Sony who started the specs war” tend to oversimplify the context of the time. It’s also worth noting that the weekly sales figures and post-price-hike PS5 sales trends cited in the thread are based on 5ch users’ informal observations, not necessarily official aggregated data. Since Nintendo hardware and console/PC-adjacent hardware are built around different assumed user bases and pricing strategies, there are structural differences that a simple side-by-side comparison of specs or price can’t fully capture.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry, Geha) thread “Nintendo’s Miyamoto: ‘I’d rather not be dragged into hardware wars over specs’ — isn’t this a cowardly thing to say?“.

  • Capcom Announces VR Version of ‘Ace Attorney 5’ — Fans Left Baffled: ‘Why 5?’

    On September 24, 2026, Capcom announced a VR version of Ace Attorney 5. It’s slated for release in 2027, supporting Meta VR Glasses and the Meta Quest series (Quest 2/3/3s/Pro); support for PSVR2 has not been confirmed. Since Meta also unveiled its new VR glasses that same day, some commenters speculated about a connection between the two companies, while others voiced confusion over why ‘5’ — an entry with famously mixed reviews within the series — was chosen instead of 1-3 or Great Ace Attorney. The thread also touched on what series writer Shu Takumi is up to these days, and debated the reputations of 5 and 6.

    WOOOOOO

    Source: youtube.com / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 24, 2026 09:52
    Ace Attorney 5 VR
    ■Release date: slated for 2027
    ■Supported headsets: Meta VR Glasses, Quest 3/3s, Quest Pro, Quest 2


    What about PSVR2…?
    4AnonymousSep 24, 2026 09:54
    That 'Objection!' finger looks like it's about to poke someone's eye out
    54AnonymousSep 24, 2026 10:43
    Re: #4
    LOL just imagining that
    7AnonymousSep 24, 2026 09:55
    The game that got rendered pointless the moment Danganronpa showed up
    9AnonymousSep 24, 2026 09:56
    Re: #1
    PSVR IS HEEERE ♪───O(≧∇≦)O────♪
    11AnonymousSep 24, 2026 09:58
    This might rank near the top of 'games where going VR serves zero purpose'
    13AnonymousSep 24, 2026 09:58
    Why 5 though
    Just bundle 1-2-3 together already
    14AnonymousSep 24, 2026 09:59
    Capcom really does randomly drop VR stuff out of nowhere sometimes
    15AnonymousSep 24, 2026 09:59
    Ever since 5, the games switched to 3D models, so only 5 and 6 can be easily adapted to VR
    For 1-4 they'd have to build 3D models from scratch off the original art, which is basically a full remake
    16AnonymousSep 24, 2026 10:00
    Way more out of left field than expected
    Don't go pulling a Square Enix on us…
    17AnonymousSep 24, 2026 10:00
    Isn't 5 literally the least fun one in the series?!
    18AnonymousSep 24, 2026 10:01
    Their finances must be in seriously bad shape
    22AnonymousSep 24, 2026 10:04
    Re: #18
    If anything, you can only afford to put out a VR game when you HAVE money to spare
    32AnonymousSep 24, 2026 10:13
    Re: #18
    If Capcom's finances are shaky, then pretty much no company out there is doing fine
    24AnonymousSep 24, 2026 10:05
    Is a PSVR3 coming? Or a new Meta Quest model?
    Or maybe they're prepping for some Nintendo device, like a 3DS-type thing
    34AnonymousSep 24, 2026 10:16
    Re: #24
    Can't be helped, Sony's shown zero enthusiasm for PSVR
    27AnonymousSep 24, 2026 10:05
    https://about.fb.com/ja/news/2026/09/meta-vr-glasses/

    Looks like it was made for the Meta VR Glasses that were just announced
    Probably a deal Meta pitched to them
    Capcom does like jumping on new hardware early
    28AnonymousSep 24, 2026 10:07
    Re: #27
    Even assuming Meta did pitch it, there are other titles that'd suit VR way better
    Even as a courtesy tie-in, this pick is questionable
    44AnonymousSep 24, 2026 10:31
    Re: #27
    $1,299.99
    So that's about 200,000 yen — well, still cheaper than Apple's headset I guess
    45AnonymousSep 24, 2026 10:31
    Funny that the one entry with the least exploration is the one getting VR treatment
    53AnonymousSep 24, 2026 10:43
    Re: #45
    You don't get VR — if you could freely explore you'd just get motion sick
    49AnonymousSep 24, 2026 10:37
    Does Capcom even consider Ace Attorney an important IP in the first place?
    68AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:05
    Re: #49
    They did say Mega Man, Ace Attorney, and Devil May Cry would be core IPs, but nothing's come of it since
    I think a new Mega Man is coming out next year though
    59AnonymousSep 24, 2026 10:47
    5 has that character who slaps talismans on you — maybe that's what made them think 'oh, this one could work in VR'
    63AnonymousSep 24, 2026 10:52
    Re: #59
    Then the old man from 3 who throws beans at you would've worked just as well…
    60AnonymousSep 24, 2026 10:48
    What's Shu Takumi even doing these days anyway?
    65AnonymousSep 24, 2026 10:57
    Re: #60
    He hasn't had a new project since writing the scenario for Monster Hunter Riders
    There's no word of him leaving Capcom, so he's probably working on something. Also there's been the multi-platform rollout of Ghost Trick
    66AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:03
    Re: #65
    Wait, Riders was written by Takumi…?
    Had no idea
    I'd love to see a Great Ace Attorney 3 though
    67AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:04
    Re: #66
    I think he apparently only wrote part of the scenario for that
    74AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:20
    Funny how it's coming to 'dead' VR platforms but not to PSVR
    76AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:25
    Re: #74
    Aww 🥺 guess it's only PSVR that died 😊 trash

    Looks like next year's finally gonna be Year One of God-tier VR 😆
    82AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:48
    Oh nice, I've never played 5
    Might actually buy it

    Re: #74
    If you're not into VR you might not get this, but
    PSVR is kind of a failure as a VR platform
    78AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:40
    Isn't 5 the most boring one in the series?
    84AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:51
    Re: #78
    Pretty sure 4 has the worst reputation
    85AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:53
    Not a fan of 6 either
    Content aside, the bigger issue is that it came out while Great Ace Attorney was left hanging halfway through
    87AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:58
    Re: #85
    That's because Takumi wasn't behind 5 or 6. Great Ace Attorney, he actually saw through to the end himself
    93AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:13
    Games this dependent on one creator's vision having trouble getting released — sounds just like MGS
    96AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:43
    Re: #93
    No, exactly — it's been out of Takumi's hands since 5
    94AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:16
    5 isn't just unpopular like 4, it's a genuinely bad game
    There's not a single fun moment playing it, it's just painful to push through
    95AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:40
    Re: #94
    Yeah, the writing feels lifeless now that it's not Shu Takumi anymore

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    The Ace Attorney series, launched by Capcom in 2001, is a beloved adventure franchise. Entries 1 through 4 used hand-drawn, picture-book-style visuals, while 5 onward switched to a fully redesigned 3D model style. As several commenters in the thread pointed out, the likely reason ‘5’ was chosen for VR is technical: turning 1-4 into VR would require building all-new 3D models from the original artwork — essentially a full remake — whereas 5 and 6 already use 3D models that are much easier to repurpose. That said, fans are divided over 5 and 6, since series creator Shu Takumi wasn’t directly involved in either, which is fueling complaints of ‘why not the more popular 1-3 or Great Ace Attorney instead?’ Meta also unveiled its own new VR glasses on the same day as this announcement, prompting speculation about a connection between the two companies — though that remains pure speculation. Whether the VR version will support PSVR2 was not confirmed in the announcement, leaving that as the biggest open question for PlayStation-side users.

    *This article was compiled by excerpting and summarizing the 5ch (Hardware/Industry (Geha)) thread “[Breaking] Capcom Suddenly Announces New Ace Attorney Title!“

  • Masahiro Higashide Fires Back: ‘What’s the Point of Writing an Article Like This?’ — Actor Disputes Reports in 1,200+ Word Essay

    Actor Masahiro Higashide (38) updated his note blog on the 24th with a rebuttal exceeding 1,200 characters, taking issue with reporting from certain news sites. Ever since the affair scandal with actress Erika Karata led to his divorce from Anne, Higashide’s child support payments, relationships, and lifestyle in Yamanashi have repeatedly made headlines. On 5channel, reactions were split: some wondered “what’s the point of covering this so relentlessly,” while others were unmoved, calling it “just clickbait” and insisting “it won’t change how people see him.” Unverified claims about child support and his home life also circulated, fueling the debate.

    Masahiro Higashide: “What’s the Point of Writing an Article Like This?” — Actor Disputes Reports in 1,200+ Word Essay – Nikkan Sports

    September 24, 2026, 11:50 AM

    Actor Masahiro Higashide (38) updated his note blog on the 24th, disputing an article from a news site.

    Source: nikkansports.com / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:52
    Watching Showa-era retro exploration videos on YouTube beats watching Peace-kun from Omiya Park (a local mascot statue) any day.
    3AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:53
    Old media is always right.
    4AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:53
    Re: #1
    He went on ReHacQ (a popular interview YouTube channel) and it totally changed how I see him.
    He's actually pretty interesting.
    20AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:02
    Re: #4
    I mean, Anne probably got taken in by him too.
    He really does come across as personable and trustworthy.
    I've seen him a few times in videos from some sumo stable.
    6AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:54
    Masahiro Higashide / Braised Badger
    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uGwqu39p380
    10AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:57
    Re: #6
    Looks stupidly delicious.
    7AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:55
    It'd be pretty badass if he dumped his entire fortune — tens of millions of yen — into index funds before holing up in the mountains, then came back 20 years later as a multimillionaire.
    8AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:57
    'What's the point,' he asks? Obviously because it sells.
    11AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:58
    Honestly it's baffling that one affair gets him hounded this hard.
    He's a total nobody to begin with anyway.
    24AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:04
    Re: #11
    Well, the affair caused his agency a ton of grief, and on top of that he was calling women over to the hotel he was staying at near a shoot location — that's why the agency dropped him in anger…
    62AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:23
    Re: #11
    Isn't it because Anne's talent agency is powerful?
    When the woman's side has that kind of clout, the guy gets absolutely torn apart in the press during a divorce.
    If it's a Burning-affiliated agency (a talent agency known for heavy media influence), they'll even run stories claiming he was abusive.
    12AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:58
    It's been years now and they're still milking this for clicks — that's straight-up malicious bullying at this point.
    13AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:59
    Didn't he already remarry one of the 'Higashide Girls' — the one from the richest family?
    22AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:02
    Re: #13
    That woman also left the mountain cabin early on — they're living separately now.
    25AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:04
    Re: #22
    So the child support might've gone up to ¥40,000?
    26AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:04
    Re: #22
    Higashide's only at the mountain cabin on weekends to begin with — everyone's got the wrong idea.
    19AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:01
    Setting the affair aside, not paying his ex-wife enough in settlement and child support is definitely a mark against him.
    42AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:13
    Re: #28
    No idea if this is even true, though —
    it's just someone's testimony, nothing more.
    With stuff like this, you can't really refute it since there's no evidence either way, so people don't bother.
    My own ex-wife said whatever she wanted to people around her too.
    When we divorced, even her parents grilled me over it, but I never confirmed or denied anything.
    69AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:29
    Re: #28
    So he cheats, gets divorced,
    then goes and has a kid with yet another woman.
    What a selfish guy.
    21AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:02
    The point is to farm pageviews off of you. That's the whole point.
    29AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:06
    Re: #26
    Oh really?
    I recall reading somewhere that it's around Yamanashi, just past Hachioji,
    and apparently the commute from central Tokyo isn't even that bad.
    30AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:07
    > Masahiro Higashide (38)
    Never heard this name in my life. Quit starting self-promo threads for some nobody entertainer.
    41AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:12
    Erika Karata's the one actually making a comeback these days.
    45AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:15
    Re: #41
    She's got more talent than Higashide.
    47AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:15
    At least nobody's died, so it's better than the Maeyama case, but Anne's probably sick of it every time an article about this guy pops up.
    And once the kids are old enough to use the internet, they might stumble on it too.
    53AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:17
    Re: #47
    No matter what kind of father he is,
    if the kids ever feel that blood connection, they might get curious about him.
    Kind of a sad story.
    49AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:16
    Re: #42
    She started saying it was 'hell' right after the wedding, so why'd they go and have kids a year apart?
    Higashide should've just divorced quickly before having kids.
    66AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:27
    Re: #49
    How many kids do they even have?
    One would be one thing, but having more in that kind of environment is questionable too.
    52AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:17
    Re: #42
    If it's not true, he could just deny it.
    65AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:25
    Re: #52
    There's no point denying anything to someone who's already decided one side's story is 100% true.
    You know going in they can only think in absolutes — zero or a hundred, nothing in between.
    If it were just one or two lies, fine, but it was nothing but claims I had zero memory of.
    I did deny all of it during mediation, of course.
    I wasn't about to accept paying a settlement over lies born out of someone's persecution complex.
    71AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:31
    1,200 characters isn't really 'a long essay,' though.
    80AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:35
    Re: #71
    That's like three sheets of manuscript paper (genkoyoshi, ~400 characters each).

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    Since the affair scandal with actress Erika Karata led to Higashide’s divorce from Anne in 2020, his lifestyle and personal relationships have repeatedly become the subject of media coverage. This latest note post is framed as a direct rebuttal from Higashide himself to one specific article among that ongoing coverage — and it’s become fairly common in recent years for celebrities to explain themselves directly via SNS or note rather than through traditional outlets. In the thread, posters cite specific figures and details about child support amounts and his partner’s separate living situation, but these remain hearsay and speculation from individual posters rather than information officially confirmed by Higashide or those involved. Whether his rebuttal holds up can’t really be judged until both sides’ accounts are fully laid out.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “Masahiro Higashide: “What’s the Point of Writing an Article Like This?” — Actor Disputes Reports in 1,200+ Word Essay.”

  • Tsunku: “NICE GIRL Alumni Are Still Thriving” — 5ch: “The only one still ‘in’ is Reirei”

    On his personal note blog, Tsunku♂ looked back on “NICE GIRL Project!,” the idol development program he ran in the late 2000s, writing that the members who were trained back then are still active both in and outside Hello! Project today. When this post was picked up on 5channel’s Hello!Pro board, it sparked a rare wave of discussion about what happened to the NICE GIRL alumni. While Reon Inoue (Reirei) came up as one of the few members who transferred over and remains within Hello! Project, commenters also asked about the current whereabouts of former Canary Club and Chao! Beracco members, and opinions split over how to evaluate the project itself.

    I want to talk about the NICE GIRL Project!, which I started 19 years ago.

    Back then, we trained for about three to four years trying to condense and project the “Tsunku♂-ism” we’d built up through Hello! Project even further, and the result was a group with remarkably high skill.

    That’s exactly why the members who gained skills through their trainee experience in the NICE GIRL Project! are still active both in and outside Hello! Project today.

    Source: note.tsunku.net / Original article here

    3AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:25
    Reirei and Ogata, huh
    4AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:26
    *clackclackclackclack* (the sound of someone typing furiously)
    5AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:26
    Shut up! You should hurry up and write a hit song for Morning Musume。'26 instead!
    11AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:29
    That's way too much
    Isn't there a girl who'll come forward about it?
    12AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:29
    This reads like something that'd make Ogata and Hirose furious
    14AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:31
    I wonder what the Chao! Beracco girls are all up to these days…
    15AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:31
    Also lol, the former 7HOUSE guy is now president of Create, and even Chao! Beracco got picked up, but Ogata and Hirose got left behind
    54AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:26
    Re: #15
    Oh, drummer Hideki Oguro?
    According to Wiki he's a director at TNX
    so I guess he went from there to becoming Create's representative director
    20AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:40
    Hana Kojima's former colleague was supposedly a trainee too, but it's never been made public
    It's still taboo at Stardust and the agencies around there
    21AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:40
    The only one that's finished is Juice=Juice
    23AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:42
    Once you start saying "I'm the one who raised them," that's a sign of old age
    24AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:46
    NICE GIRL deserved way more attention honestly
    They had good songs, and Canary Club especially had that pure Tsunku-production feel in spades
    They're still doing something called Sparkling Eyes over at TNX now but honestly it hasn't really taken off
    25AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:46
    So in Tsunku's head this was a huge success, huh
    26AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:46
    I wonder if Chihiro Mochida is still working as an actress
    29AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:50
    "In and out of Hello! Project," he says
    The only one still "in" is Reirei
    31AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:54
    Re: #29
    Only about 5 people transferred over in the first place, so as long as they're not extinct that's good enough
    40AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:58
    Reirei: "I haven't really gotten much direct advice from Tsunku-san"
    43AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:59
    Re: #1
    The only one "inside" is Reirei, what are you half-asleep or something
    46AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:01
    Re: #43
    I'd get it if there were none, but there is one, so you're the one who's half-asleep
    47AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:03
    Megumi Murata, who pioneered the glasses-girl character, only to get banned from wearing glasses herself once Tokito and Canary Club started doing the glasses-idol thing
    48AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:06
    Says a lot about Reon Inoue's loyalty that she still respects THE Possible to this day
    55AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:26
    Re: #48
    It's less about loyalty and more that since they've disbanded, her feelings just never had a reason to change
    Real loyalty is still respecting them even after they've fallen off, like with Musume。or Angerme
    49AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:07
    This guy just abandoned them and now he's saying this…?
    50AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:08
    Re: #49
    This, exactly
    57AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:32
    Re: #49
    Terada's outfit is way too harsh, lol (nickname mocking how Terada's agency treated them)
    59AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:37
    He'll never acknowledge the current Juice=Juice, so instead he's patting himself on the back over NGP
    61AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:41
    Well, they really did used to sing standing on top of boxes
    Not that it's relevant though
    62AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:42
    Terada just couldn't handle taking care of them anymore, so Up-Front reluctantly took them in, that's all
    63AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:42
    There's only two of them, so he could just name them directly
    Guess he'll never bring himself to praise the current Juice=Juice no matter what

    Background and Discussion Points

    The NICE GIRL Project! was a Hello! Project-trainee-style idol development program run by Tsunku♂ in the late 2000s, and it gave rise to units like Canary Club and Chao! Beracco. Some graduates, like Reon Inoue (Reirei), transferred into Hello! Project, but most went on to entertainment careers outside Hello! Project or retired altogether, with commenters in the thread pointing out that “only a handful actually transferred over.” Related ventures such as a trainee business and a cheer-dance school were also launched at the time, but all of them ended up short-lived, which appears to be one reason behind the backlash to the “I’m the one who raised them”-style self-praise. It should be noted that there’s little official information tracking what NICE GIRL graduates are doing now, and much of what’s said in the thread doesn’t go beyond hearsay and speculation.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5channel (Hello!Pro board) thread “Tsunku: “Members who honed high-level skills through the NICE GIRL Project are still active in and outside Hello! Project today”.”

  • SoftBank’s Runaway Lineup: 5ch Notes They’re the Only Team Over .600

    SoftBank’s lineup, which is running away with the Pacific League race, became a hot topic on the “Nandemo Jikkyo” (Anything Live-Text) board. Numbers were rattled off for the top of the order — Masaki hitting .283 with 27 homers, Kondo at .305 with 99 RBI and a .979 OPS — with some claiming the team’s overall OPS of .750 is far and away the best in the league. At the same time, there were concerns about the bullpen’s ERA, along with more level-headed comments noting that Yamamoto Yuudai’s batting average isn’t as high as the buzz suggests. The thread ranged widely, from the lineup’s strength and the pitching staff’s issues to player usage and even which university guys went to.

    1AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:56
    1 (1B) Masaki .283, 27 HR, 58 RBI, OPS .914
    2 (LF) Yanagita .302, 18 HR, 66 RBI, OPS .825
    3 (DH) Kondo .305, 28 HR, 99 RBI, OPS .979, 6 SB
    12AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:02
    Meanwhile, the bullpen apparently is in shambles
    15AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:05
    Re: #12
    Bullpen ERA is #1 in NPB, as always (and not in a good way)
    19AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:07
    Yamamoto Yuudai is an upgrade behind the plate for the Hawks, but his stats don't exactly scream 'catcher who can really hit!!!'
    25AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:09
    Re: #19
    For reference, here's the OPS of the Hawks' most-used catcher in recent years —
    compared to 'Takuya-level' (catcher Kai Takuya), it's not that bad:

    2014 Hosokawa Toru .521
    2015 Takatani Yusuke .473
    2016 Tsuruoka Shinya .630
    2017 Kai Takuya .695
    2018 Kai Takuya .602
    2019 Kai Takuya .733
    2020 Kai Takuya .694
    2021 Kai Takuya .658
    2022 Kai Takuya .498
    2023 Kai Takuya .602
    2024 Kai Takuya .690
    2025 Umino Ryuji .533
    35AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:13
    What's Imamiya up to these days? Injured?
    37AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:14
    Re: #35
    Age-related decline — lost his starting spot to a younger guy
    36AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:14
    What's really nuts is that on top of this lineup's power, their defense and baserunning are also elite-tier.
    No wonder they're running away with the league
    59AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:21
    Re: #36
    They're the only team with a win rate over .600
    Everyone else is stuck in the high .500s
    40AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:15
    Masaki was only a 2nd-round pick, you know
    Same with Yokohama's Maki — a pick like that can end up changing a team's whole future
    55AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:19
    Re: #40
    Looking at this starting lineup, Masaki, Yanagita, Kurihara, and Shoji were all 2nd-round picks
    42AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:15
    They keep periodically bringing in guys returning from MLB too, so there's a good chance someone like Yoshida Masataka ends up with SoftBank
    44AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:16
    Re: #42
    Even if Yoshida came over, is there even a spot for him in this lineup?
    45AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:16
    I mean, it's really just spots 1 through 4 though
    The bottom of the order isn't as strong as people make it sound
    50AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:18
    Re: #45
    Compare it with other teams and the gap is obvious
    For starters, their RBI totals are way higher
    52AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:18
    There were tons of threads about Yamamoto hitting .300
    but he's only hitting .2-something now
    58AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:20
    Re: #52
    He's dropped all the way down to .250
    68AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:24
    Re: #52
    There were a bunch of threads going 'Yamamoto's a god! Matsuo's trash lol'
    but those two barely have different stats
    53AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:19
    You sometimes see people claim this team could win in MLB too, but not looking like this, huh
    61AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:21
    Re: #53
    Well, if you mean beating the Dodgers, sure that's impossible, but they're probably about as strong as the White Sox
    54AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:19
    SoftBank really is short on a shortstop successor
    If they ever produce a shortstop who can hit double-digit homers, the Pacific League is done for
    70AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:25
    Re: #54
    Nomura was around last year, but he wasn't as strong as people say either
    66AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:23
    If Shuto doesn't make it back in time, I guess it'll be Makihara in center, Kawase at short, and Shoji at second?
    77AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:28
    Re: #66
    Yesterday Sasagawa came in at center partway through
    How's Sasagawa's defense? Shuto's getting to the age where they'll need a successor soon
    73AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:26
    What's the team OPS and team wRC+?
    76AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:27
    Re: #73
    Team OPS is .750 — miles ahead of everyone else
    78AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:29
    I got transferred to Fukuoka for work, so it's SoftBank broadcasts nonstop for me now
    Masaki and Yanagimachi seemed weirdly close, always on TV together — turns out they went to the same university
    Nice having a senior close in age on the team; if a senior like Yanagimachi is putting up these numbers, it's gotta be something to aim for
    89AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:36
    Re: #78
    You've got that seriously wrong
    92AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:37
    Re: #78
    Of the 'Keio three brothers,' the eldest is Yanagimachi, the second is Masaki, and the third is Hirose (all Keio University alums)
    80AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:30
    Top 5 RBI leaders by team
    SoftBank: Kurihara 115, Kondo 99, Yanagita 66, Masaki 58, Makihara 47
    Seibu: Canario 50, Nevin 47, Watanabe 46, Kojima 37, Hasegawa 35
    Nippon-Ham: Reyes 82, Kiyomiya 64, Nomura 60, Mizuno 56, Mannami 53
    83AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:32
    Re: #80
    Looking at this, losing Reyes really hurts (for Nippon-Ham)
    87AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:35
    Re: #80
    Seibu's got a roster this bad and still that many games over .500 — impressive
    81AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:31
    If it were me, I'd bat Shuto leadoff and Masaki second, to bring Shuto home
    84AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:33
    Re: #81
    From Manager Kokubo's comments, I think the leadoff spot is Masaki or Yanagimachi
    95AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:39
    I think Seibu and the Fighters have actually done well against this monster of a team
    Against an average team, they'd be 20 games back by now
    106AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:48
    Re: #95
    The gap's only this size because the whole team was slumping early on — it's not like anyone was actually staying close, which is kind of sad
    107AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:49
    Barely any injuries among the position players this year — that's overachieving
    No way that happens again next year
    110AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:50
    Re: #107
    But didn't they win the pennant last year too, even after losing their entire starting lineup to injuries?

    Background and Talking Points

    Sorting through the numbers raised in the thread: alongside the on-base and power numbers at the top of SoftBank’s order, some posters noted the team’s overall OPS ranks first among all 12 NPB clubs, and RBI leaders like Kurihara, Kondo, and Yanagita also top the list. On the other hand, the jab that the bullpen has ‘the No. 1 relief ERA in NPB’ was clearly ironic, made in the context of lingering doubts about the pitching staff — especially the relievers. The thread also touched on Masaki, Yanagimachi, and Hirose all having attended the same university (Keio University), noted as background for how players of the same generation grew into core contributors together. Meanwhile, the buzz that ‘Yamamoto Yuudai is hitting .300’ had spread early on, but by the time of these posts his actual average had fallen into the .200s, prompting a more level-headed observation that his numbers aren’t all that different from those of Matsuo, who tended to get harshly criticized around the same period. It’s a textbook case of a stat taking on a life of its own, diverging from the impression that stuck around it. Note that this article is based on posts as of the time of the thread and does not guarantee final stats or season results.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and summaries of the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “Complete SoftBank lineup is way too strong wwwwwwwwwwwwwww.”

  • Sato Masaki’s 3rd Single Set for December 16 Release — 5ch: ‘The One-Version Album Was the Weird Part’

    Former Morning Musume ’14 member Sato Masaki has revealed details of her 3rd single “Dominant Life!/Akai Hana,” set for release on December 16, 2026. The coupling tracks include “Buena Vista,” “Trouble Maker!,” and “Remon Mitai ni,” with multiple first-press editions planned. The release commemoration events have expanded from 5 venues last time to 9, with every venue except Ikebukuro Fountain Plaza falling on a weekend or holiday. On the thread, discussion centered on the contrast with her previous album (which came in just one CD version), the fact that the bundled live Blu-ray will feature only 5 songs rather than the full tour setlist, and the absence of songwriter Shusui’s name from the track credits.

    1AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:02
    2026.9.24
    NEWS
    NEW
    5AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:03
    Sato Masaki — Release Commemoration Events for 3rd Single "Dominant Life!/Akai Hana" (Out Dec 16, 2026) [Full List]
    https://up-front-works.jp/event/006feb74b8da455d4d8e8d30b5f54904965d113acebc5cffe84c79f8d2b7cc76/
    9AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:03
    Guess this time they're putting out a bunch of versions, huh
    36AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:25
    Re: #9
    The one-version album was the weird one…
    Both the 1st and 2nd singles came in multiple versions
    56AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:40
    Re: #36
    No, the album being one version is fine
    It's putting out multiple versions that's the weird part
    10AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:04
    Only 5 songs from the tour on video, huh
    Guess only Karin-chan gets the full treatment
    25AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:14
    Re: #10
    Even for active members, Ocharoji (fan nickname) only ever gets excerpt-style video releases like this
    14AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:06
    Should be fine if it's a rock number
    15AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:06
    I could only make it to the tour once, so I wish they'd kept the whole thing intact
    17AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:07
    'Dominant' doesn't really feel like something the wota (hardcore fans) are into
    18AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:08
    'Dominant' didn't really click for me lol
    19AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:08
    So the one track Maa was being coy about turns out to be 'Buena Vista'
    20AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:10
    'Viva la Vida' and now this — they sure use a lot of Spanish
    22AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:12
    Okamura Yosuke — isn't he the High Heel Kick guy?
    23AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:13
    Oh no
    That's the day before Karin-chan's Hiroshima live
    26AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:16
    Kinoshita Yosuke's name isn't showing up — is that a mistake on Ryuhei's part?
    27AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:18
    Composition/Arrangement: Kinoshita Ryuhei

    Bubble Up — Inaba Manaka
    Madobe no Dandelion — Fukumura Mizuki
    28AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:20
    Glad the Vesper BD is happening, but 5 songs is too few! Such a waste! Put out the whole thing!
    29AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:21
    Search 'Kinoshita Yosuke composer' and it comes up.
    30AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:21
    They said there'd be an Osaka date but there isn't one
    31AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:22
    Release events going from 5 venues last time to 9
    Glad every one except Ikebukuro Fountain Plaza is on a weekend or holiday
    35AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:24
    Wasn't it Ishikawa she said she wanted to go to last year?
    37AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:25
    Isn't 'Dominant Life' the name of a radio show?
    38AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:25
    Ah right, she said she wanted to do an event in Ishikawa lol
    39AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:26
    So no more serial-code events (lottery meet-and-greets)?
    They could at least do them for the OGs
    43AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:29
    The arranger for 'Akai Hana' works with WA-suta a lot, huh
    44AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:30
    Impressive they're pulling off an event at Sapporo Factory
    Especially since Karin-chan ended up at an HMV instead
    45AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:30
    So it's official
    Finally getting live footage, even if the song count is small
    47AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:32
    A Tsunku song might not thrill the wota, but if she herself seems happy about it, guess that's fine
    48AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:33
    Osaka and Kobe are basically the same thing anyway
    49AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:35
    Well it doesn't quite click for me, but it's not some terrible 💩 song either
    If Maa-chan's happy to get a Tsunku song, then that's fine by me
    51AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:35
    Guess it's a bit of a direction change, with Shusui-sensei dropped from this one
    52AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:36
    3rd Single
    Dominant Life!/Akai Hana
    Buena Vista
    Trouble Maker!
    Remon Mitai ni

    Unreleased Songs
    Good Morning Tokyo (2025/12/22~)
    Misekake Hunter (2026/09/22~)
    53AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:36
    For some reason they didn't even do a Tokyo release event for the album, let alone one at the Fountain Plaza
    This time it's good — Fountain Plaza plus Kinshicho, and Makuhari in the greater Tokyo area too
    54AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:36
    The album really felt like a 'left out to dry' release
    55AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:38
    If Shusui's not involved this time, does that mean she won't be on his radio show for promo?
    The banter between the two MCs and Maa-chan is really fun, so I'm looking forward to it
    57AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:41
    'Trouble Maker!' — Sato Masaki
    'Troublemaker' — Arashi
    'Trouble Maker' — ANGERME
    59AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:42
    Re: #57
    'Trouble Maker' — Aikawa Nanase
    66AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:52
    Re: #57
    Pretty sure Minamino Yoko's 'Trouble Maker' was the original
    62AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:46
    Buena Vista

    Background and Talking Points

    Sato Masaki was a fixed member of Morning Musume ’14, and has continued solo activities in Hello! Project’s OG lineup since graduating. As pointed out on the thread, her previous album was released in an unusual single-CD-only format, which is why fans are drawing a contrast with this single’s return to multiple editions. It’s common in the idol industry for video releases to include only part of a tour’s setlist due to rights issues, so the comment that “even active members only get excerpt releases” reflects a practice that isn’t unusual in the industry. Meanwhile, the absence of songwriter Shusui — previously associated with her music and radio appearances — from the credits is being read by some as a hint of a possible shift in her musical direction or future radio appearances, though whether any actual policy change is happening isn’t clear from the article. As for why the number of release commemoration event venues grew from 5 last time to 9, no information beyond the official announcement appears in the thread.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “Sato Masaki 3rd Single, Set for Release December 16, 2026!!“

  • WEST. Announces Shock Disbandment — 5ch: “Not Even Telling the Members Was the Real Problem”

    On September 24, the seven-member Kansai-based idol group WEST. announced it will disband on the 30th of next month. Coming 12 years after their 2014 debut and their 2023 rebrand from “Johnny’s WEST” to “WEST.,” the abrupt end shocked fans. On 5ch, the revelation that member Shigeoka had kept his marriage and the existence of his child hidden not just from fans but from his own bandmates became a major talking point, with commenters calling the secrecy “the real problem,” while others pointed to the startlingly short one-week notice before disbandment and noted apparent friction among the members.

    On the 24th, STARTO ENTERTAINMENT made the shock announcement that the seven-member Kansai-based group WEST. will disband. All seven members appeared together in a video released through their fan club, announcing, “We have decided to bring the group to an end.” It has been 12 years since their 2014 debut. In 2023, the group changed its name from “Johnny’s WEST” to “WEST.,” marking a fresh start. Having built its roots in Kansai before expanding its activities nationwide, the group now closes the book on its 12-year history.

    Full article at the source

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:02
    What's Shigeoka gonna do about this?
    38AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:06
    Re: #4
    They're disbanding to take responsibility for the movie's big flop.
    174AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:15
    Re: #4
    So the group was only being held together by Shigeoka alone?
    7AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:03
    They're disbanding just because he got married and had a kid?
    17AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:04
    Re: #7
    Hiding it from the members and the fans ("ヲタ," i.e. otaku) alike — that's what's bad.
    49AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:07
    Re: #7
    The members were furious enough that two of them straight-up quit.
    9AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:03
    More like ".WASTE," right?
    60AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:08
    Re: #9
    "Waste product," harsh lol
    12AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:03
    Honestly, I wish they'd just tear down the whole agency along with it.
    23AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:05
    While they're at it, disband whatever-Eight too.
    31AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:05
    Re: #23
    Well, those guys are all at a level where they can do their own thing, so it's probably fine.
    26AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:05
    People around him actually knew about the marriage and the kid.
    40AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:06
    Re: #26
    All the members knew?
    33AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:06
    "We have concluded that WEST.'s group activities will end as of September 30, 2026."


    Only one week's notice?
    They can't even do a proper farewell round.
    Guess it was such a low-effort group that they can announce it and be done a week later.
    131AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:13
    Re: #33
    Same day I get discharged from the hospital.
    44AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:07
    If it had just been Shigeoka quitting on his own or getting kicked out, it wouldn't have gotten this messy.
    79AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:08
    Worst way possible to end it.
    87AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:09
    Re: #79
    Worlds apart from how Arashi handled it.
    82AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:08
    Former Kanjani∞ disbanding, huh…
    Wait, that's not it?
    112AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:12
    Re: #82
    They go by Super Eight now.
    86AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:09
    They can just suddenly quit like that? Didn't they have a schedule to work around?
    92AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:10
    Re: #86
    Just stop it, lol
    99AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:10
    Disbanding on September 30!?
    That's way too sudden, lol.
    They could've at least stretched it to the end of the year
    and given the fans a proper chance to see them.
    118AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:12
    Re: #99
    Things between the members are probably so twisted up that even that's not possible.
    110AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:11
    Female idols can just become the wife of some rich, successful guy, but what do male idols do after they quit?
    124AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:12
    Re: #110
    Most of them try to become actors.
    127AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:13
    That guy Kiriyama had that bright, sunny Kansai-guy vibe — I liked him.
    He left a strong impression in that group.
    142AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:14
    Re: #127
    Thing is, it was Kiriyama who caused the first problem that led to all this…
    132AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:13
    Seven of them?
    Didn't two already leave?
    155AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:14
    Re: #132
    They were planning to continue with five, but I'd bet even the five of them started fighting.
    139AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:13
    Is that really how it works — get married and the group disbands?
    175AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:16
    Re: #139
    It's not "we got married" —
    it's "actually, we were already married, and the kid was already born," which is a bit much.
    And on top of that, he apparently hadn't even told the other members.
    That's probably what made pent-up frustration finally explode —
    among some of the members and among fans alike.
    149AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:14
    Kotaki — announced departure
    Fujii — announced departure
    Shigeoka — turned out to be secretly married with a kid
    Hamada — married
    Kamiyama — married
    Kiriyama — married to Maiko Kano
    Nakama — in a hot romance with "Jamboree-neesan"
    173AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:15
    Re: #149
    Guess the ones who aren't married probably feel like it's kind of unfair.

    Background and Key Points of the Discussion

    WEST. debuted in 2014 as “Johnny’s WEST” and took its current name in 2023 following the agency’s rebranding, making it one of the few large-scale Kansai-based groups. With members Kotaki and Fujii having already announced their departures, attention had turned to whether the remaining seven could keep the group going — which is why the disbandment announcement landed as such a shock in the thread. Opinion split most sharply over reports that member Shigeoka had kept his marriage and the birth of his child hidden not only from fans but from his own bandmates, drawing criticism that “the secrecy was the problem,” alongside comments defending it as an unavoidable family matter. Note that “former Kanjani∞,” active around the same era, continues on today under its new name “Super Eight” and is a separate group from WEST. — a point that’s easy to mix up.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Breaking] WEST. Announces Disbandment [Ailuropoda melanoleuca★].”

  • SIE’s New PS5 Ad Hits 470K Views but Only 23 Likes — 5ch Smells ‘Manipulation’

    SIE’s new PS5 commercial, “The Time Is Now,” became a hot topic on 5ch’s Hardware/Industry (Geha) board. Within tens of minutes of being posted, the video’s view count topped 470,000 — yet it had only 23 likes. Users compared this to another game video posted 11 hours earlier (8,029 views, 87 likes) and called the ratio unnatural, raising suspicions of vote manipulation or paid ad placement. Some also pointed out that the ad’s tagline, “Now is the time to buy,” offers no concrete justification, fueling speculation about inventory clearance or the timing of a PS6 launch.

    The Time Is Now|It Happens on PS5.

    Source: youtube.com / original video here

    3AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:24
    11AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:28
    Re: #3
    Wasn't there a price cut right after this dropped?
    76AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:57
    Re: #3
    Who even is this comedian?
    4AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:25
    Feels like yet another 'Year One of VR' moment (a running joke about VR endlessly being declared to have 'finally arrived')
    5AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:25
    So does that mean there's no PS6 coming?
    Or is this just inventory clearance?
    6AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:26
    Is this seriously all they've got?
    Kind of impressive in its own way
    7AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:26
    They never explain WHY it's the time to buy
    They just say 'now's the time' on a regular schedule
    8AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:26
    If you don't already own a PC right now, PS5 beats the 'SwitchU' (mocking nickname for the Switch 2, echoing the flopped Wii U)
    9AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:27
    Being able to do what you couldn't before — that's the best feeling.
    16AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:30
    📞 The time has come to buy a PS5!
    90AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:07
    Re: #16
    Came here just to see this!
    99AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:16
    Re: #16
    Finally, the moment has arrived
    27AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:32
    I mean, this video was posted 12 minutes ago and it's already at 470K views??
    96AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:12
    Re: #27
    Makes you wonder what kind of video racks up views like that
    It's probably just bait numbers, but this is way too sloppy
    Though come to think of it, when Monster Hunter World came out they'd bump it exactly 1 million views a day, then it'd stop dead the second it hit 10 million — same kind of sloppiness
    38AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:35
    Didn't Totoki (SIE President Hiroki Totoki, often nicknamed 'Totokin') say something last month like 'PS5 is in a phase where it doesn't need to sell anymore'?
    45AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:37
    Re: #38
    SIE probably wants to clear out inventory too lol
    57AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:42
    Funny how it's stuck at exactly 470K views even after several minutes
    It was probably already sitting at 470K views the moment it was posted lol
    I bet the real number's somewhere in the last 4 digits
    98AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:15
    Re: #57
    YouTube's view counter isn't real-time
    Viewers are always seeing it with some lag
    Check again tomorrow
    Also, isn't this just a video running as a YouTube ad? If so, hitting 100K views instantly makes total sense
    64AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:47
    Maybe it's because GT7 (Gran Turismo 7) has some esports thing going on right now, and that's driving the views up
    67AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:48
    Re: #64
    Gotta say, that's a pretty innocent take
    68AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:50
    Every other video on the channel has trash-tier view counts, but this one alone jumps to 470K just 30 minutes after posting
    It's either been running as a paid ad slot the whole time, or someone's cooking the numbers — has to be one or the other
    72AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:51
    Re: #68
    If it were running as a paid ad slot, it wouldn't make sense for it to barely move for the first 30 minutes after posting — that's the contradiction
    77AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:57
    82AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:01
    View count and likes as of 12:00
    Views: 471,435, Likes: 23

    For comparison, the video posted right before this one — Arcade Archives Xevious, posted 11 hours earlier
    Views: 8,029, Likes: 87
    83AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:04
    Re: #82
    Same old tricks as always
    Make an actually fun game before pulling stealth marketing and shady tactics, Sony
    102AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:17
    Re: #1
    Re: #82
    Laying the view count and like count side by side really makes it obvious
    105AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:18
    Re: #82
    Lol
    What are the PlayStation fanboys gonna say about this lmao
    97AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:12
    Didn't YouTube recently change it so a view counts after just 1 frame of playback?
    Maybe some outfit started a new service exploiting that
    Like 'we'll inflate your views right after upload' or something
    100AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:16
    Re: #97
    YouTube's been selling ad placement slots forever — buying one makes your view count explode
    104AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:18
    Re: #100
    Yeah but the post I saw was saying even for that, this seems way too fast
    Though I don't actually know how other paid-ad videos typically trend
    113AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:26
    Re: #104
    If you buy a worldwide ad placement, it genuinely is that fast
    No joke — the ad starts playing simultaneously across every device everywhere

    Background and Key Points of Debate

    Five years after the PS5’s launch, SIE has kept running ads urging consumers that “now is the time to buy.” What sparked debate in this thread wasn’t the ad’s messaging itself, but how quickly its YouTube view count climbed. Reaching several hundred thousand views immediately after posting can happen simply by purchasing YouTube ad placement, so it doesn’t automatically prove fraudulent inflation. Still, posters repeatedly pointed out that the ratio of views to likes was wildly out of line compared to other videos on the same channel, which is what fueled the suspicion. Some also noted that view counts can lag behind the real figure on the viewer’s end, so no firm conclusion was reached. One post claiming annual sales of the Japanese PS5 Digital Edition were “around 400,000 units” also appeared in the thread, but this is an unsourced guess and cannot be confirmed as fact.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry, “Geha”) thread “SIE: ‘Now Is the Time to Buy a PS5.’“

  • Why Is the Gaming Hardware Board Full of Switch 2 Criticism? 5ch: “It Goes Both Ways”

    On 5ch’s hardware/industry board (commonly known as “Gaha”), a thread asking “why does this board have so many posts criticizing the Switch 2?” went up and drew a large number of replies. Opinions ranged from “there are overwhelmingly more posts bashing the PS5, so it goes both ways,” to references to the incident where Sony’s Wolverine saw its Metascore drop after a wave of positive reviews got mass-deleted, to Nintendo’s lawsuit against Palworld’s developer being brought up as part of the backdrop to the rivalry. There was also pushback suggesting that simply pointing out “the Switch 2 has low specs” is itself being treated as anti behavior.

    1AnonymousSep 24, 2026 10:58
    Everyone out there is just enjoying their Switch 2 fine, but…
    9AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:03
    It's because the Nintendo fanboys (lit. "pigs," a common slur for Nintendo fans) won't stop trashing the PS5.
    It goes both ways.
    14AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:07
    Re: #9
    The "crime of stating facts," huh!? (a sarcastic meme phrase mocking people who call plain facts "attacks")
    13AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:06
    Re: #10
    There are overwhelmingly more posts bashing PlayStation anyway.
    16AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:09
    Re: #13
    Kennosuke hypes up the PS5 without even owning one — he's an "air player" (5ch slang for pretending to have played something you haven't) — are PS fans really fine with that? lol
    15AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:09
    [Sad News] Sony's Wolverine Metascore Drops to 76 as User Scores Get Mass-Deleted♥
    https://krsw.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/ghard/1790113032/


    This is exactly the kind of thing that breeds antis.
    26AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:17
    Re: #15
    Bombing it with a wave of perfect scores, then throwing a fit when they get deleted — no wonder people hate them.
    24AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:15
    Too scared of the Nintendo fanboys (lit. "pigs") raiding and doxxing me to say this in public.
    30AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:21
    Re: #24
    Raids are scary, huh…


    A suspicious person showed up.
    They kept yelling "waaah!" trying to intimidate me, but when I called them out they bolted at full speed.
    There's been an uptick in weird people since the election ended, plus I even got a death threat, so I'm being extra careful.
    If things get too malicious I'll post their face too, so please stop harassing me.
    29AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:21
    The Xbox bashing-stick has snapped,
    PC prices have skyrocketed,
    and the Switch 2 is repeating the Wii-to-Wii U pattern, on the fastest flameout course in history.

    All the Nintendo fanboys (lit. "pigs") can do now is chant "goki-gaa!" (a slur mocking PS fans as "cockroaches") day after day, it's hilarious.
    Guess this is their life for the next few years.
    31AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:21
    Re: #29
    Got as far as "mad the Switch 2 is selling well" and stopped reading there.
    34AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:22
    Re: #29
    Oh wow, the Wii U sold as well as the Switch 2? Amazing. (sarcasm)
    35AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:23
    Re: #29
    Makes sense if you pretend PlayStation doesn't exist.
    32AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:22
    See a thread with positive Nintendo news / negative Sony news → start the opposite thread → get shut down in that thread → start it over again.
    That's how anti-threads keep multiplying.
    37AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:23
    Re: #32
    Well, in reality the PS5 is getting crushed by the Switch 2, so of course it gets pummeled lol
    The losing side should really just stay quiet.
    38AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:23
    "Oinkitch 2" (a mocking nickname blending "oink" with "Switch" to deride Nintendo fans)
    Can't wait for the overseas sales numbers from September onward to drop.
    Bet it's gonna get interesting lol
    39AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:25
    Re: #38
    Exactly this.

    The Nintendo fanboys (lit. "pigs") kept insisting a price hike wouldn't be a problem, and this is the result.
    41AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:26
    Feels like it's dwindled down to just 2 or 3 people at this point.
    Though even they seem to have bought a Switch 2 like everyone else — they just don't seem to own a PS5.
    42AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:27
    Re: #41
    I bought a PS5 Pro but skipped the "Trashitch 2" (a derogatory nickname blending "garbage" with "Switch").
    That thing isn't even worth 50,000 yen.
    46AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:33
    By the way, I bought a ton of "Trashitch 2" units too.
    Though I sold them all off while they still turned a profit.
    47AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:34
    Re: #46
    Don't people ever call you out for contradicting yourself?
    55AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:36
    Assume that for every one "gaming-board cockroach" (a slur for anti-PlayStation posters, playing on the saying "see one roach, assume there are 100 more" — reversed here) you spot, there's really just… one guy posting over and over.
    61AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:41
    Re: #55
    Apparently it's all down to some toxic gaming-hardware blogger called "Kizuna."
    58AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:38
    It's not just the gaming board — stealth marketing gets hated everywhere online, right?
    60AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:41
    Re: #58
    Yeah, and lately Wolverine's been a total mess with that stuff.
    65AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:52
    Well, I'm not gonna forget how shamelessly they picked a fight trying to crush Palworld, a Japanese indie game.
    68AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:55
    Re: #65
    Pathetic how the side that picked the fight is the one playing victim now.
    66AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:55
    You know how on X (Twitter) there are these "special" (i.e., unhinged) types who treat the Switch 2 like a sworn enemy?
    Those "special" guys flock here because nobody on X takes them seriously either.
    69AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:56
    Re: #66
    Probably the opposite — it's the guys who lost arguments on the gaming board fleeing to X.
    72AnonymousSep 24, 2026 11:58
    I genuinely hope Nintendo goes under already.
    Bullying indie devs is a disgrace to Japan.
    79AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:05
    Re: #72
    If anything, Nintendo's the one giving indies generous coverage, like with its dedicated Indie World Direct presentations.
    PlayStation's the one indies actually dislike.

    But hey, handing us such an easy comeback because your IQ's too low — that's just another flavor of anti behavior 😅
    80AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:07
    Just pointing out that the Switch 2 has low specs makes you an anti now? I'm just stating facts.
    82AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:10
    Re: #80
    As far as this board's concerned, the only thing that exists to compare it to is the original Switch, so of course it counts as "high-spec" lol
    91AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:15
    Going off and criticizing on your own, then playing the victim the moment someone pushes back — that's rich.
    95AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:18
    Re: #91
    It's not criticism, it's just stating a fact — that the Switch 2 has low specs.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    “Gaha” (short for “hardware/industry board”) is the long-running nickname for 5ch’s console-war threads, a board known since 5ch’s early days for fierce clashes between fans of rival platforms. The Wolverine review controversy mentioned in the thread refers to an incident where a flood of glowing reviews appeared right after launch, prompting the platform to delete them as suspicious scores, which dragged the Metascore down. The lawsuit between Nintendo and Palworld’s developer is an ongoing dispute over patent infringement, and it resurfaced in this thread as well. Looking at how the replies play out, the line between “criticism” and being an “anti” clearly shifts depending on who’s posting, suggesting the flame-baiting itself has become a self-perpetuating part of the board’s culture. Rather than one side being purely the aggressor, what stands out is a continuing pattern of both sides digging up dirt on each other.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry (Gaha)) thread “Why Is It Only the Gaming Hardware Board That’s Full of Switch 2 Haters?.”