Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • University of Tokyo Professor Achieves Vanishing ‘Optical Camouflage’ — 5ch: ‘Thought It Was Ghost in the Shell, Turns Out It Was Doraemon’

    An article about Professor Masahiko Inami of the University of Tokyo’s Research Center for Advanced Science and Technology achieving an ‘optical camouflage’ that makes objects appear transparent became a hot topic on 5ch’s Science News+ board. The article explains that Professor Inami loved Doraemon as a child, and his research grew out of that childhood fascination. While many thread commenters immediately thought of the technology from ‘Ghost in the Shell,’ the real surprise that drew reactions was that the actual inspiration was Doraemon. The thread also discussed the technology’s practical limitations — for now it can only be viewed through a monitor — as well as comparisons with past optical camouflage research.

    What Started as a Sideshow Became the ‘World’s Greatest Invention’… University of Tokyo Professor Achieves Vanishing ‘Optical Camouflage,’ Inspired by ‘Reading This Manga’ — The Foresight of the Sci-Fi Manga Ghost in the Shell (Part 1)

    As a child, Professor Masahiko Inami of the University of Tokyo’s Research Center for Advanced Science and Technology loved Doraemon.

    “If I have descendants in the future, surely they’ll come back in a time machine to help me when I’m in trouble.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 23, 2026 21:47
    Is this actually a new invention?
    I saw something like this about four years ago on Telegram, posted as foreign military equipment.
    3AnonymousSep 23, 2026 21:49
    > At this point, optical camouflage can still only be viewed through a monitor.
    4AnonymousSep 23, 2026 21:50
    Alright, let's field-test it at the public bathhouse! → Turns out it's nothing but old ladies!!
    6AnonymousSep 23, 2026 22:04
    This professor started the research 30 years ago,
    something like optical camouflage
    got high praise from TIME back in 2003,
    and yet it's still only viewable through a monitor to this day.

    So doesn't that mean practical use is basically hopeless…?
    7AnonymousSep 23, 2026 22:07
    Once cyberization becomes the norm, they'll just hack your brain directly
    and make you unable to see it!
    8AnonymousSep 23, 2026 22:41
    Re: #7
    You stole my eyes!
    9AnonymousSep 23, 2026 23:05
    This is gonna be rough until we get fabric-type displays.
    10AnonymousSep 23, 2026 23:12
    Come on now, enemy nations are gonna weaponize this — better respond quickly.
    You peace-drunk Japanese will probably just get exploited and that'll be the end of it lol
    14AnonymousSep 24, 2026 00:01
    Re: #10
    All they did was line up TV panels between the windshield and the dashboard and play video on them.
    Can you even call this science?
    11AnonymousSep 23, 2026 23:31
    Isn't this just an application of the front-projection technique used in 2001: A Space Odyssey?
    31AnonymousSep 24, 2026 08:18
    Re: #11
    The whole point of front-projection compositing is to keep the projected image from being visible on the actor, so it's actually the exact opposite of what's in Re: #1.
    12AnonymousSep 23, 2026 23:51
    Britain actually tried using optical camouflage on tanks, you know.

    The idea was that magnetic ink would instantly repaint panels around the tank with an image matching the background, making it 'disappear.'

    But it stopped working the moment a panel took a hit and got damaged, and no matter how good the visible-light camouflage was, it'd still show up under infrared — so it never got past the proposal stage.
    17AnonymousSep 24, 2026 00:22
    Re: #12
    True — even if it's undetectable in visible light, it's completely exposed under an infrared scope.
    So optical camouflage itself ends up pointless, huh.
    13AnonymousSep 23, 2026 23:57
    https://store.shopping.yahoo.co.jp/beam-matsumoto/lenti-r-02.html
    Privacy glass that keeps people from peeking into the bath has been around forever.
    15AnonymousSep 24, 2026 00:12
    > "If I have descendants in the future, surely they'll come back in a time machine to help me when I'm in trouble."

    I don't have kids, so it's already confirmed I won't have any descendants in the future.
    19AnonymousSep 24, 2026 00:48
    Sounds like something you'd use for film or video production, I guess.
    20AnonymousSep 24, 2026 00:51
    So this is the new MM-Go, huh?
    21AnonymousSep 24, 2026 01:02
    So basically, technologically speaking, it's just a projector and a screen?
    22AnonymousSep 24, 2026 01:07
    Set up camera-and-projector drones all around a person to track their movements…
    Hmm.
    23AnonymousSep 24, 2026 01:39
    So it only works as camouflage when viewed head-on.
    You'd need a forest or a big wall behind you as the background.
    24AnonymousSep 24, 2026 05:02
    It only works in one specific location, environment, and viewing angle set up in advance.
    A technology that pointless has no future, no matter how far you push it in this direction.
    25AnonymousSep 24, 2026 05:24
    Manga and technology really do have a deep connection.
    26AnonymousSep 24, 2026 05:28
    Is that why you guys are socially invisible too — you're all using this camouflage?
    27AnonymousSep 24, 2026 05:32
    Doesn't seem all that useful for military, political, or economic systems,
    but it looks like an invention that could slot right into the cultural system!
    Never mind the lighthouse-brained folks —
    art students will probably dream up some fun uses for it.
    28AnonymousSep 24, 2026 05:40
    I hear most technology starts out motivated by some horny desire, though…
    35AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:35
    Re: #17
    Let's add an infrared camouflage function too.
    37AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:20
    Conclusion: doesn't seem like that big a deal.
    38AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:49
    The digital version of a ninja's hiding technique.

    https://youtu.be/zZQJ0MKZNPU?si=75MkzE7v3QO4zyh0
    40AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:57
    Gachapin can do optical camouflage too (Gachapin — the green dinosaur mascot from Japanese kids' TV).

    https://youtube.com/shorts/gYkR-ge9rIs?si=-i-3dOFjc2N6EGJM
    41AnonymousSep 24, 2026 19:13
    If you sandwich the object you want to hide between pairs of wide-angle cameras and wide-angle laser projectors (not screens, mind you) set up at various angles, it's obvious
    that it'll appear transparent when observed from far away at low resolution.

    Though once you weigh the cost against the practicality and the actual effect, nobody's actually going to bother doing it.
    42AnonymousSep 24, 2026 19:25
    Thought It Was Ghost in the Shell, Turns Out It Was Doraemon

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    The ‘optical camouflage’ introduced in the thread is a technology that films the scene behind an object with a camera, then projects that footage via a projector onto retroreflective material attached to the object, blending it into the background. Professor Inami’s research group has been working on it since the late 1990s. It’s also known for being featured in TIME magazine’s ‘Inventions of the Year’ in 2003. As pointed out in the thread, this method assumes a specific viewpoint and a specific background — the camouflage breaks down when viewed from anywhere other than straight ahead, and it can’t handle infrared, among other major practical limitations. Many people associate this with the thermo-optical camouflage from ‘Ghost in the Shell,’ but according to the article, Professor Inami’s original inspiration was actually Doraemon — once again highlighting the pattern where science fiction proposes a technology first and real-world research chases after it later. Despite decades of ongoing research, the fact that it ‘can still only be viewed through a monitor’ is worth noting as a telling symbol of the technology’s limits.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Science News+) thread ‘[Researcher] What Started as a Sideshow Became the ‘World’s Greatest Invention’… University of Tokyo Professor Achieves Vanishing ‘Optical Camouflage,’ Inspired by ‘Reading This Manga’.’

  • In Their 40s, Average Savings Hit ¥14.86M — But the Median Is Just ¥5M (Same Gap Holds for 50s)

    A 2025 survey by the Japan Financial Literacy and Education Corporation (J-FLEC) found that among households of two or more people, average financial assets (savings, insurance, stocks, mutual funds, etc. combined) came to ¥14.86M for those in their 40s and ¥19.08M for those in their 50s. The median, however, was only ¥5M for the 40s and ¥7M for the 50s — a huge gap from the average. On 5ch, these numbers sparked back-and-forth over the view that “the average is just being dragged up by a handful of high-asset households,” posts revealing people’s actual savings, and doubts about the reliability of the survey itself.

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    How much do two-or-more-person households in their 40s and 50s actually have saved?

    According to the Japan Financial Literacy and Education Corporation’s (J-FLEC) 2025 “Public Opinion Survey on Household Financial Behavior,” when you line up financial assets by the age of the household head for households of two or more people, those in their 40s averaged ¥14.86M and those in their 50s averaged ¥19.08M. “Financial assets” here means a household’s overall savings — bank deposits plus insurance, mutual funds, stocks, and the like. Households in their 30s, one bracket down, averaged ¥10.96M, so it’s clear that savings build up step by step as people move from their 30s into their 40s and 50s.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:44
    Saving ¥50k a month? Anyone can do that.
    109AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:35
    Re: #4
    Can't — I'm a freeter (part-time/temp worker).
    11AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:47
    So it's ¥20M by 65, retirement bonus included, huh?
    Guess you can't live like a human being without that?
    15AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:48
    Re: #11
    That's assuming average income and spending, a married couple, and owning a home.
    12AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:48
    Averages mean nothing.
    For reference, I'm 48, married with one kid, and I've got ¥2M saved.
    18AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:49
    Re: #12
    If you've got kids and a mortgage, being in the negative is pretty normal too.
    36AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:57
    Checked Money Forward (a budgeting/asset-tracking app) and I've only got ¥1.3M saved.
    Saving over ¥10M in cash is impressive.
    39AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:58
    Re: #36
    Sorry, but with that little, do you even need Money Forward?
    44AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:59
    Re: #39
    I use it because besides cash I've also got stocks, mutual funds, crypto, and points.
    Without Money Forward I couldn't keep track of my assets.
    50AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:03
    Re: #44
    Ah sorry, cash, right.
    But isn't ¥1.5M kind of low?
    I've got around ¥250M in stocks and funds, but I still keep ¥10M in cash just in case.
    56AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:06
    Re: #50
    Wow, you're really loaded.
    I've got income from work, and if push comes to shove I can just cash out some funds, so I figure I'll manage.
    59AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:07
    Re: #50
    Threads are full of this stuff now, it's honestly hilarious.
    Way too exaggerated, come on.
    47AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:01
    Data like this is pretty thin on evidence —
    it's just numbers to entertain you guys.
    80AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:16
    They namedrop the Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications right at the top, but this article is actually about the J-FLEC survey.
    For 2024, two-or-more-person households, both surveys give a median:
    MIC survey: median ¥10.99M
    J-FLEC survey: median ¥3.5M
    Writing an article that just says "savings" without noting that gap is basically spreading misinformation.
    107AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:32
    Re: #47
    "Thin on evidence," really?
    The numbers are right there.
    Obviously, unless you're literally stashing cash under the mattress, the government has a record of everyone's financial assets.
    122AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:44
    Re: #107
    Re: #80
    This is an online survey that keeps churning out numbers wildly different from the MIC Family Income and Expenditure Survey, which is considered relatively accurate.
    126AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:46
    Re: #80
    Don't worry —
    I basically assume anything from 5ch is fake news anyway lol
    79AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:16
    This is the fruit of Abenomics.
    What's strange is that it wasn't just wealthy asset-holders who backed it — even the asset-poor middle/lower class did too.
    84AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:19
    Re: #79
    Actually, asset-holders like me were against it.

    Of course, since I knew exactly what would happen once the yen got debased, I put everything into stocks.
    166AnonymousSep 24, 2026 19:10
    Re: #79
    I parked ¥5M in a foreign-currency deposit back when the yen was strong,
    and I've been converting it back to yen little by little.
    98AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:26
    If people around you find out you've got money, it's a massive pain.
    Wear similar-looking stuff from Uniqlo.
    Don't wear watches or accessories in public.
    Don't carry brand-name goods.
    Never mention that you have assets.
    That's the basics of living a peaceful life.
    103AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:28
    Re: #98
    I'm not really into luxury cars or brand-name stuff anyway, so I just live like normal.
    104AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:29
    Re: #98
    Is a cheap automatic Omega not okay?
    130AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:49
    Re: #98
    Been feeling the same lately, so I'm selling off the valuables I have at home.
    Planning to dump it all into 10-year variable-rate government bonds.
    I'm cheap by nature, so even brand-name stuff I buy ends up locked in a safe
    turning into a glorified ornament.
    Whoever picks it up secondhand from me basically gets it like new — lucky them lol
    175AnonymousSep 24, 2026 19:14
    50-year-old office worker.
    80% in stocks, total assets ¥200M.
    My kid is 2, so life's really just getting started.
    Can't buy a house yet since I'm subject to nationwide relocations for work.
    177AnonymousSep 24, 2026 19:16
    Re: #175
    Cute — is that your grandchild?
    181AnonymousSep 24, 2026 19:18
    People building assets like Re: #175 are maybe 1 in 100.
    Most people are scraping by.
    183AnonymousSep 24, 2026 19:18
    Glad I'm above average.
    Then again, isn't the median way too low?
    Doesn't that worry anyone?
    185AnonymousSep 24, 2026 19:21
    Re: #183
    The Employment Ice Age generation's poor (those who graduated into Japan's brutal 1990s–2000s hiring freeze) are all in for a rough time.
    They'll literally be working until their bodies give out.
    Though I wonder if anyone will even hire them past 65.
    187AnonymousSep 24, 2026 19:22
    Re: #185
    In the end, working is better for your health and keeps your mind sharp.
    217AnonymousSep 24, 2026 19:46
    Re: #185
    Once nobody will hire them, they'll basically go feral with nothing left to lose.
    Prison is the safety net.
    208AnonymousSep 24, 2026 19:32
    Honestly I just want to spend my old age not working, watching where Japan ends up while knocking back drinks.
    A society in decline and decay is the best show there is.
    I just want a seat in the audience for it.
    209AnonymousSep 24, 2026 19:33
    Re: #208
    It's a work-till-you-die system though lol
    210AnonymousSep 24, 2026 19:33
    Re: #208
    Went to Mokkosu (a ramen chain) for the first time in ages — still delicious.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    The underlying data here comes from a 2025 public opinion survey by the Japan Financial Literacy and Education Corporation (J-FLEC), which found average savings of ¥14.86M with a median of ¥5M for households in their 40s, and an average of ¥19.08M with a median of ¥7M for those in their 50s. Such a wide gap between average and median is a classic sign that a small number of high-asset households are pulling the average upward — looking only at the “average” makes things look more comfortable than they really are. Commenters on the thread also questioned the survey methodology itself, pointing out that the figures diverge sharply from other statistics such as the Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications’ Family Income and Expenditure Survey. Even when both are labeled “savings,” definitions and sample populations differ by surveying body, so a straightforward comparison isn’t valid. One thing readers can easily misread is that these figures are averages and medians for “households of two or more people” — they don’t reflect the reality of single-person households, or households carrying a mortgage or education costs.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Speed+) thread “Average savings for households in their 40s and 50s are ¥14.86M and ¥19.08M — but the median is a far lower ¥5M and ¥7M.”

  • Sapporo Chamber Pushes to Bring Pro Baseball Back to Premist Dome — 5ch: “Floor’s Too Hard, Turf’s Too Thin”

    It was reported that the Sapporo Chamber of Commerce and Industry has asked Mayor Katsuhiro Akimoto to bring official first-team professional baseball games to Premist Dome (formerly Sapporo Dome), and the news drew a wave of reactions on 5ch’s Geinou/Sports Breaking News+ board. Ever since the Nippon-Ham Fighters relocated their home base to Es Con Field Hokkaido in 2023, the dome’s falling utilization rate has been a headache, and the Chamber of Commerce appears to be banking on an economic boost. In Japanese pro baseball, though, it’s notoriously hard for another team to hold official games in a rival team’s home territory without that team’s consent — making the Fighters’ stance the deciding factor. On the board, skepticism about the plan’s feasibility ran high, with posters slamming the dome’s artificial turf and rock-hard flooring, and others suggesting it’d be better used as Consadole Sapporo’s home ground.

    HTB Hokkaido News

    September 24

    2026

    Source: youtu.be / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:30
    The Fighters won't play there, and they're not going to let another team hold official games there either
    4AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:30
    If you want to watch pro baseball, just go to Kitahiroshima (where Es Con Field actually is)
    5AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:30
    Floor's way too hard
    Turf's paper-thin
    Players hate the place
    6AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:30
    Honestly, what's the deal with Daiwa House anyway?
    7AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:30
    Why not just make it Consadole's home ground instead?
    9AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:31
    The nerve to bring this up now…
    Absolutely fuming
    12AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:32
    Without Nippon-Ham's sign-off, no other team can operate in Hokkaido, period
    13AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:32
    Yeah, well…
    It's not like the place is turning a profit thanks to the Fighters
    And it'd be pretty low to swoop in and use the facility Consadole built up
    14AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:32
    Sapporo Maruyama or Asahikawa's Starffin Stadium would honestly still be better picks
    16AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:32
    That's basically admitting the "tax league" has zero economic impact lol
    So why aren't they demanding more tax-league games instead lol ("tax league" = derisive nickname for the J-League, implying it survives on subsidies)
    17AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:32
    Whatever happened to that precious "whatchamacallit mode" they were bragging about?
    20AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:34
    Apparently they wouldn't even hand over the concession stand rights
    And this is a team owned by a food company
    So the team they're actually trying to lure in is probably the Giants or some other Central League club
    If it were a Pacific League team they'd be even more livid
    27AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:36
    @20
    Every Pacific League team has already said they're worried about injuries at Sapporo Dome
    There's zero chance they'd use it
    21AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:34
    They should've just sold the whole stadium to the Fighters at that point
    24AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:35
    There's already Consadole, loved by Hokkaido natives through and through
    25AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:35
    Just pay like 100 million yen and get permission?
    26AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:36
    They probably think renaming it means nobody will notice
    37AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:38
    Wait, they sold the naming rights?
    First I'm hearing of this lol
    How much did it finally go for
    45AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:39
    @37
    250 million yen a year
    48AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:41
    If they just paid up and begged "please come play here," they'd probably show up
    55AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:43
    @48
    So they're going to squeeze Sapporo taxpayers to cover the cost?
    49AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:42
    Seriously, on bad-weather days I envy dome stadiums so much
    You buy an expensive ticket thinking it's the decisive final game, it gets rained out, and the makeup game ends up being a meaningless throwaway match later
    Seriously, give me a break
    99AnonymousSep 24, 2026 19:01
    @49
    Makes no sense
    58AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:46
    I mean, the Sapporo Chamber of Commerce must be getting pretty desperate
    "The tax league alone isn't cutting it — no crowds, no spending"
    79AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:53
    @58
    Isn't running a deficit fine as long as taxes cover it?
    61AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:47
    Consadole's new president: "Yeah, we really need our own dedicated stadium. Alright, let's build one."
    77AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:51
    @61
    Honestly, putting soccer in a dome stadium seems more and more viable going forward
    Outdoor sports are only going to keep fighting the weather
    101AnonymousSep 24, 2026 19:01
    @61
    The J-League spin: "Consadole built a dome stadium in Sapporo"
    83AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:54
    Just book it for the sewer-works expo every week at this point
    84AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:54
    Even if this happens, it'd probably just amount to a handful of Central League games, right?
    Though I don't know if any team would actually bother going that far just to play in Hokkaido
    94AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:59
    @84
    Well, for starters nothing happens without Nippon-Ham's permission
    And when the choice is between a stadium nicknamed "Death-poro Dome" — flimsy artificial turf laid straight on concrete, hated by managers and players alike — and Es Con Field, the answer's already obvious, whether you ask the players or the fans
    Though I guess if they threw hundreds of millions of yen at luring a few games, it's not totally impossible
    93AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:59
    The Giants' Hokkaido series just quietly vanished at some point
    Now it's weekday day games in Asahikawa and Maruyama
    113AnonymousSep 24, 2026 19:05
    @93
    Once interleague play started, it became "why not just use interleague games for that instead?"
    97AnonymousSep 24, 2026 19:00
    Ever since the Fighters moved to Es Con, they've stopped playing games in Hakodate and Asahikawa too
    105AnonymousSep 24, 2026 19:02
    @97
    Can't be helped
    The farm team tours those cities instead, right?

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    In Japanese professional baseball, there’s an unwritten rule that another team can’t easily hold official games in a rival team’s home region without that team’s consent — meaning any push to add more NPB games in Hokkaido effectively hinges on the Nippon-Ham Fighters’ willingness. The Fighters moved their home base to Es Con Field Hokkaido in 2023, and since then the falling utilization of their former home, Sapporo Dome (now Premist Dome), has become an ongoing problem. The dome has a history of poor reviews from players and managers alike over its thin artificial turf and hard flooring, and on the message board many posters questioned how realistic this bid really is, pointing to exactly those facility issues. At the same time, other angles came up too — using the venue as Hokkaido Consadole Sapporo’s home ground, and the dome’s naming-rights income — giving the request a backdrop tied to stadium-management issues on both the baseball and soccer side.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports Breaking News+) thread “[Sapporo Dome] Sapporo Chamber of Commerce and Industry Asks Mayor Akimoto to Bring Official First-Team Pro Baseball Games to Premist Dome.”

  • Wolverine’s Glowing Reviews Contain a Mysterious Phrase: ‘I Am Not a Robot’

    Multiple PS Store reviews for the PS5 game ‘Wolverine’ were found giving high star ratings while the review text itself literally contained the phrase ‘I am not a robot,’ sparking discussion on 5ch’s hardware/industry (Geha) board. While many commenters speculated it was a leftover template artifact from having AI write first-person reviews, others pointed out that the review count has topped 48,000 and that they’ve barely heard any genuinely good buzz about the game — leaving the thread split over whether this is organized manipulation or just a coincidence.

    4AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:24
    When you let out a silent fart, if you're the first one to shout 'It wasn't me!' to prove your innocence, that's exactly how everyone knows it was you
    5AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:24
    lol
    If someone posted this on purpose, that's kind of genius
    22AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:44
    Re: #5
    Honestly this might be more entertaining than the game itself
    6AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:25
    It's creepy how they're all chanting 'PS Store rating' like it's coordinated
    7AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:26
    I don't care if it's a bot, at least review the actual game
    8AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:27
    Is this what they call the technological singularity?
    9AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:27
    It probably means 'I'm not an astroturfing bot (a paid shill account), I'm a real user who actually played it'
    11AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:28
    lol if you're not a bot then there's no need to bring up your PS Store rating
    12AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:29
    Everything happening around Wolverine is way too entertaining, this game has some serious content power
    13AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:29
    It's like a Temu ad
    Same shady vibe as 'This is not a suspicious service'
    14AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:30
    Now that AI can churn out plausible-sounding review text, it's probably getting harder to flag and delete the bot reviews
    15AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:34
    I've never seen a product sold with such shameless astroturfing (fake hype marketing)

    This Wolverine thing is seriously embarrassing

    Are they really that desperate to trick people into buying this trash?
    63AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:10
    Re: #15
    Is it even being astroturfed though?
    I haven't heard a single good word about it
    16AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:35
    This is giving major FF16 vibes — the game that marked the beginning of the end for PS5 😨
    17AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:39
    'I am not a robot'

    lololol
    This basically admits shills exist lol
    18AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:42
    I haven't played it but I'm having a great time. I am not a robot.
    46AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:09
    Re: #18
    Reminds me of people doing AI-assisted job interviews saying 'I'm not AI, I'm speaking for myself' lol
    19AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:43
    I thought this was going to be an ironic jab at the game's overly hand-holding, linear design, but nope
    21AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:44
    Pretty sure the PS Store lets you write actual review text, right?
    This one seems to be full of one-line reviews or completely blank ones
    23AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:45
    With over 48,000 reviews and it's still sitting under a 7, that tells you something's wrong
    25AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:45
    If you hate this game, please buy it first and then post a review

    At this point wouldn't it be better to just let a robot write it?
    26AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:46
    Wolverine has given me a good laugh. I am not a robot.
    27AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:46
    lol they're not reviewing the actual game at all
    28AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:48
    It all started falling apart with that Sentinel arm-slap battle…
    30AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:51
    Robot: "I-AM-NOT-A-ROBOT"
    49AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:16
    Absolutely no growth at all…

    10/17/2013
    Review for: Pokémon X (Video Game)
    I'm a 35-year-old man whose relationship with my current wife's son (a 3rd grader) from her previous marriage isn't going well.
    Thinking it'd be the perfect chance to smooth things over, I promised a month ago to buy him Pokémon. My son's eyes lit up with excitement waiting for it.
    In the end, the game hadn't even arrived days after release, and I ended up waiting a shocking full week past launch day.
    Meanwhile all his friends were buzzing about having already cleared the story, and he couldn't keep up with the conversation.
    Please write this from the perspective of a father who has completely lost his son's trust.
    53AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:21
    Re: #49
    lolololol
    That's rough, man lol
    79AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:29
    Re: #49
    This reminded me of something but my memory was too fuzzy to find it
    Thanks, you saved me lol
    80AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:36
    Re: #49
    Looks like someone accidentally copy-pasted the shill order brief~
    Oh you silly careless shill! Honestly!
    50AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:16
    NOT ROBOT NOT ROBOT NOT ROBOT
    51AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:17
    Re: #50
    This is totally a robot!! (gasp)
    72AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:38
    Hey, isn't 48,000 reviews (just star ratings) worldwide on the PS Store kind of low?
    73AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:46
    Re: #72
    Death Stranding 2 had 53,000
    76AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:15
    Wolvie-rin♡ (a cutesy nickname for Wolverine)
    89AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:29
    98AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:55
    Whoa, someone's posting massive spoilers, is that even allowed


    99AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:57
    Marking it as containing spoilers so no one actually reads it — sneaky lol
    100AnonymousSep 24, 2026 19:04
    Re: #99
    Ah, so that's the trick lol

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    This kind of boilerplate text leaking into reviews can happen when someone instructs an AI to “write a first-person user review,” and the AI mistakenly outputs verification phrases from its original prompt — like “I am not a robot” — verbatim. The example posted in the thread (post #49) looks like a textbook case of one of these “order sheets” being copy-pasted straight in. That said, this isn’t proof that the poster or publisher did it intentionally, and opinions in the thread are split — some pushed back, saying “I don’t think this is astroturfing” (post #63). Whether the PS Store’s review count (over 48,000) is high or low for a major title also became a talking point, but the only comparison offered was Death Stranding 2, with nothing to back it up like an industry average. What readers should be careful not to assume is that this leaked text is automatically proof of “organized rating manipulation” — most of the thread’s comments remain speculation and jokes rather than established fact.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch Hardware/Industry (Geha) board thread “Wolverine’s User Score: ‘I Am Not a Robot’.”

  • Super Mario Kart’s Confirm Button Was Shockingly B, Not A — 5ch: “A Gets Mashed So Much It Breaks”

    Some Super Famicom-era games actually assigned the confirm button to B instead of A. Super Mario Kart and Secret of Mana (Seiken Densetsu 2) are prime examples — their manuals explicitly state “B button to confirm, X button to cancel.” Back then there was no standardized rule for which button confirmed, and it’s said that A gradually became the standard “confirm” button starting around Dragon Quest V. A thread on 5ch’s “Hardware/Industry (Geha)” board took this fact as a jumping-off point and spun into discussion of the PlayStation’s ○/× confirm controversy and how Nintendo settled on the A/B layout to stay consistent with the Game Boy — sparking a lively debate about the history of button layouts.

    1AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:19
    Super Mario Kart
    Manual: "B button confirms, X button cancels"
    Secret of Mana
    5AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:26
    The fact that Mario Kart — the best-selling Super Famicom game of all — used B to confirm
    13AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:39
    Re: #5
    They made the button down at the "foot" position (where the accelerator sits) double as confirm & accelerate.


    Just thought of that one now, though
    11AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:36
    There's no way Nintendo didn't have a plan for what each button does.
    A is confirm.
    The SFC prototype had the easy-to-press Y/B position as B/A.
    But the Game Boy's B/A layout was designed at a slight upward-right angle.
    They decided to match that Game Boy upward-right layout,
    and that's what turned into the Y/B, B/A mess that's dogged Nintendo hardware for decades.
    43AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:57
    Re: #11
    Exactly this.
    I'd love to see the parallel universe where they just shipped it with the prototype layout.
    15AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:42
    By the way, on the Nintendo 64, the A button sits where the × button would be.
    16AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:44
    A gets mashed so much that controllers tend to wear out because of it, so I think pressing B now and then is actually a good thing.
    101AnonymousSep 24, 2026 19:09
    Re: #16
    Exactly.
    I once saw a Namco game where both A and B worked for actions, and I was floored by how smart that was.
    17AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:45
    The PlayStation issue is a different thing though.
    ○ = yes, × = no.
    Each symbol carries its own meaning, and they got flipped.
    33AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:15
    Re: #17
    Westerners just don't associate circle and X with "yes" and "no" the way Japanese people do.
    21AnonymousSep 24, 2026 12:50
    Sounds like in the early SFC days the confirm button varied game by game, but from Dragon Quest V onward it basically settled on A for confirm.
    27AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:02
    Re: #21
    But then DQ6 put the "handy button" on Y — explain that one.
    42AnonymousSep 24, 2026 13:55
    I think all the confusion over the confirm button started once the Genesis got popular in America.
    That "diarrhea sound" FM synth, briri-briri~ ♪ (a derisive nickname for the Genesis's distinctive FM sound chip)
    45AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:05
    Nintendo keeps changing controller shapes on a whim.
    What was even the deal with the Wii U GamePad putting both sticks up top?
    47AnonymousSep 24, 2026 14:19
    With letters like A and B, it's not weird either way which one confirms, but doesn't the fact that PlayStation devs were forced to make × the confirm button just prove they were dumb?
    51AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:03
    Re: #47
    It's unfair to blame the developers.
    They designed it with ○ = confirm, × = cancel — blame whoever handled the overseas negotiations.
    55AnonymousSep 24, 2026 15:31
    Sega had B as cancel, with A and C as confirm.
    Microsoft just acted like Sega's successor and copied that.
    64AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:49
    Re: #55
    There's always someone out there who believes this myth.
    One look at the original Xbox controller shows it's false, but a lot of people apparently have never actually seen one.
    62AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:21
    A single letter is bland and neutral, so it's safe.
    A symbol with no fixed meaning is also safe.
    But you, ○ and ×, you don't get to change both your position and your meaning.
    66AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:53
    Re: #62
    Every system with A and B buttons eventually converged on A = confirm, B = cancel.
    So the symbols A and B do carry meaning.
    If something like the PC Engine's Button 1/Button 2 had become the standard instead, 1 would've settled in as confirm and 2 as cancel.
    72AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:05
    Re: #66
    I see — so if there are people who value the meaning that got established by game consoles, then swapping ○ and × would be even harder to accept.
    73AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:08
    Re: #72
    Neither A/B nor ○/× are symbols that game consoles invented in the first place, though.
    80AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:25
    Re: #64
    It's literally just the Sega Saturn pad with the right-side C and Z buttons removed — same as the Dreamcast pad.
    81AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:28
    Re: #80
    Go search "Duke controller."
    It's a completely different button layout from the Dreamcast's.
    88AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:05
    Re: #42
    If you're gonna say that, then show me a Genesis game that used B to confirm.
    92AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:24
    Re: #88
    The position of the Genesis's A button lines up with B on the SFC and × on the PS1, so that's why B and × ended up as confirm.
    93AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:29
    Re: #92
    There's no such thing as the "same position" between the 3-button/6-button Genesis pad and the 4-button SFC pad.
    96AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:40
    Re: #92
    Within the Genesis lineup the policy stayed consistent the whole time: B = cancel, A = confirm, with C optionally working as confirm too. Why would Sega need to match Nintendo anyway?

    Background and key points of this discussion

    The convention that “A is the confirm button” in Japanese games didn’t take hold right from the Super Famicom’s launch — it formed gradually across multiple titles. In the thread, some argued Nintendo prioritized matching the Game Boy’s layout when deciding the A/B positions, while others held that A-as-confirm became more or less standard from Dragon Quest V onward. Meanwhile, the PlayStation’s ○/× confirm controversy stems from a separate cause: it was originally designed with ○ = confirm and × = cancel, but the Japanese spec was flipped to match the overseas standard of × for confirm — and that background became the focus of the debate. The two stories are often conflated, but their origins differ: the SFC-era “B confirms” quirk was a product of the transitional period before Nintendo established a unified rule, while the PS’s ○/× issue was a case of an already-settled rule being overturned afterward.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry [Geha]) thread “Super Famicom: “There Was Actually a Game Where B Was the Confirm Button”“.

  • Tsubaki’s Nishimura Otoki Holds Impromptu Instagram Live with Doi Fuuka — 5ch Dubs It “The Reiwa-Era Tsuji & Kago”

    On the evening of September 24, 2026, Nishimura Otoki of the Hello! Project idol group Tsubaki Factory posted on her own X (Twitter) account, “Everyone, clear your schedule for this evening,” and then, starting around 5:50 p.m., held a surprise acoustic sing-along live stream with fellow member Doi Fuuka on the group’s official Instagram. Despite the complete lack of advance notice, a large number of fans tuned in, and on 5ch’s Hello! Project board, praise for the two members’ singing ability poured in one after another. At the same time, posters also voiced concern about the group’s current situation — including the song-part allocation for the upcoming Budokan concert and ticket sales — making for a thread that mixed genuine excitement with a more critical eye.

    @tsubakifac_uf

    This is #NishimuraOtoki

    Everyone!!!!

    Source: x.com / original post here

    17AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:42
    The birthday event is finally tomorrow❣

    We're holding a birthday event
    at Yurakucho Asahi Hall ☺︎

    There'll be same-day tickets for both shows, so
    come see me 😘

    Show 1: from 16:40
    Show 2: from 19:00
    21AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:47
    I wonder if they'll archive it (;_;)
    22AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:48
    Isn't Instagram kind of a high hurdle for us old-timer fans?
    24AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:50
    It's rare to get an actual full-on singing segment on Instagram like this
    25AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:51
    It's great having members this fresh and motivated
    28fusianasanSep 24, 2026 17:52
    Instagram's a must-have tool even for us old geezers!
    29AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:52
    Starting late right out of the gate isn't great though
    38AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:55
    Good to see King and Fuu-chan getting along so well
    41AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:58
    Just heard Ishida and Gaki-san are on Instagram too
    44AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:59
    If it runs past 6, people are gonna slip off to watch Rimista* instead
    46AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:00
    EVERYONE GET IN HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE

    https://www.instagram.com/tsubakifactory_official/live/?broadcast_id=18130307422668261
    55AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:01
    K…(-_-)K(_- )K!(-  )Kt!(   )Ki(.  ゚)It's( ゚∀)Here!!(゚∀゚)HERE━━!!! (classic 5ch "it's here!" hype-face meme)
    59AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:02
    This is supposed to be band promotion, but it's just karaoke?
    66AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:04
    King's style is great
    Good balance to it
    68AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:05
    Hope King grows into the 160s (cm) too
    She seems to have the potential
    69AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:05
    Second song, here we go━━━(^▽^)(T▽T)(^▽^)(T▽T)(^▽^)(T▽T)━━━!!!!!
    71AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:05
    This is exactly what I wanted out of an Instagram Live
    74AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:06
    Members who can actually sing really are the best
    76AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:06
    Who's the one cracking them up from behind the camera
    78AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:07
    The Reiwa-era Tsuji & Kago
    81AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:08
    Re: #78
    Not exactly a comparison I'm thrilled about
    80AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:07
    They don't do any weird off-pitch runs, so it's easy to listen to
    83AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:08
    Their voice quality really fits the Tsubaki sound, nice
    89AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:09
    Just for tonight, here it comes━(●´ー`)゚~゚ )^◇^)`.∀´)´ Д`)^▽^)'д')0^~^)´ⅴ`)´▽`)'ー')・e・)o・- (chained hype emoticons)
    90AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:09
    On Rimista* it was the Doi-Tsuki pairing though
    95AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:10
    King's singing is so good
    But she doesn't even have a part at Budokan
    96AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:10
    Not that different a concurrent-viewer count from Morning Musume's Rimista* either
    97AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:10
    I guess she couldn't exactly invite a close friend from Ressa's group for this
    Doi was the right call
    104fusianasanSep 24, 2026 18:12
    Man, King is scarily good
    She could get popular on raw skill alone
    118AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:14
    Re: #104
    That Best Performance Award wasn't for nothing
    107AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:13
    COME TO BUDOKAN COME TO BUDOKAN COME TO BUDOKAN COME TO BUDOKAN
    145fusianasanSep 24, 2026 18:20
    So basically this boils down to 'tickets aren't selling, please come'?
    151AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:20
    Re: #145
    Tsubaki and Angerme are both having a rough time of it
    155fusianasanSep 24, 2026 18:21
    Even playing the Akiyama-graduation card didn't move tickets?

    Background and Talking Points

    This stream began as a spur-of-the-moment call put out by Tsubaki Factory’s Nishimura Otoki on her own personal X account — notably not something driven by the talent agency’s official promotion. On 5ch, the two members’ singing drew strong praise, with some posters offering the flattering (if slightly loaded) comparison “the Reiwa-era Tsuji & Kago”*. At the same time, a number of posts expressed concern about song-part allocation at the upcoming Budokan concert and about ticket sales, suggesting that praise for the performance and the group’s overall popularity don’t necessarily move together. That said, comments about ticket trends or the popularity of specific members are only speculation from board posters — not officially announced figures or confirmed facts. It should also be noted that several posts making crude remarks about members’ physical appearance have been excluded from this article.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “King Nishimura Otoki: ‘Everyone!!!! Please clear your schedule this evening! Gather on Tsubaki’s Instagram around 17:50!! We’re gonna sing with Doi Fuuka!!’” See the original thread.

    Translator’s notes: “King” (きんぐ) and “Fuu-chan” are the fans’ nicknames for Nishimura Otoki and Doi Fuuka, respectively. “The Reiwa-era Tsuji & Kago” refers to Tsuji Nozomi and Kago Ai, the famed early-2000s Morning Musume duo “W,” widely remembered for their vocal ability — a high compliment, though one poster found the comparison a bit much. “Rimista” is another regular Hello! Project livestream/talk program some fans watch alongside official Instagram Lives; exact details of its format aren’t specified in the thread. “Ressa” appears to be a fellow member’s nickname, per the original post; “fusianasan” is an old 2channel/5ch in-joke username some posters still use for laughs.

  • Oishinbo Gets New Anime After 34 Years — Akio Otsuka Inherits Yuzan Role from His Father

    It has been announced that a new Oishinbo anime, titled New Oishinbo, will air in 2027. It’s the franchise’s first new anime in 34 years, since the 1993 TV special. Yohei Azakami will voice Shiro Yamaoka, and Hitomi Sasaki will voice Yuuko Kurita. The casting of Akio Otsuka as Yuzan Kaibara — taking over the role from his father Chikao Otsuka, who played the character in previous installments — has also become a talking point. On 5channel, reactions mixed anticipation with unease, including worries over the character designs, questions about how a story set in the 1980s will be presented in the Reiwa era, and comparisons to the recent wave of nostalgic manga remakes.

    9/24 (Thu) 18:00

    It has been announced that a new TV anime adaptation of the hit manga Oishinbo, titled New Oishinbo, will air in 2027. This marks the franchise’s first new anime since the 1993 TV special — a gap of 34 years. Alongside the announcement, a teaser visual and the main cast were revealed: Yohei Azakami will play Shiro Yamaoka, Hitomi Sasaki will play Yuuko Kurita, and Akio Otsuka will play Yuzan Kaibara. Otsuka takes over the role from his father, Chikao Otsuka, who voiced the character in the previous series.

    9/24 (Thu) 18:00

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    7AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:13
    I'm getting more and more worried about the OP (opening theme/visuals)… That's a bigger problem than the voice cast honestly
    77AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:23
    Re: #7
    No way that's true
    127AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:31
    Re: #7
    That one's a great City Pop tune
    12AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:14
    Wouldn't Kazuhiko Inoue have been fine for Kaibara?
    38AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:18
    Re: #12
    The Pervy Sage outranks Kakashi-sensei
    18AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:15
    Re: #1
    Whoa, this has failure flags written all over it (anime slang for an ominous sign of doom)
    The character designs are rough too
    43AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:19
    Re: #18
    Oishinbo's art got way worse right before it got cancelled over the 'Fukushima nosebleed' controversy (the arc where a character got nosebleeds from radiation exposure)
    This is actually an improvement over that
    29AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:16
    Re: #1
    If they're calling it a 'true sequel,' they must be planning to show us something different from before, right?
    39AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:18
    Re: #29
    Yes — take a seat in front of your TV in 2027
    We'll show you the real Oishinbo
    56AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:19
    Is this a remake? Or all-new episodes?
    122AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:30
    Re: #56
    >This one is a true sequel produced by Shin-Ei Animation

    Yeah, it does say sequel. I wonder where the original left off — both the manga and the anime.
    Never made it to the end of either, so I don't know
    57AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:20
    Tommy — who's playing Tommy?!
    65AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:21
    Re: #57
    Tommy's just been written out of existence….
    69AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:21
    There's a video of Inoue and Sho doing a live-action Oishinbo bit, and man, it's great
    70AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:22
    So who actually won in the end, the Ultimate Menu or the Supreme Menu?
    84AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:24
    Re: #70
    ???: "It's a draaaw!"
    80AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:24
    It's a manga where the timeline keeps advancing but everyone's stuck on '80s common sense… and now it's airing in the Reiwa era?
    103AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:26
    Re: #80
    It's basically like a Taiga drama (NHK's annual historical epic), right?
    It's Japan from half a century ago
    Kind of like how the Taisho era must've felt to people in the 1980s?
    82AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:24
    They should've just gone with Mister Ajikko instead.
    98AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:26
    Re: #82
    As for Iron Wok Jan,
    it didn't even say 'Bravo' — pretty low-key
    95AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:25
    Re: #77
    For Kinnikuman: Rise of the Perfect Origin arc, episode '0' shockingly used 'Go Fight' as its opening theme
    102AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:26
    Re: #95
    Well yeah, that's because it's a Kinnikuman song
    96AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:25
    Who's more popular than Kuriko — Futaki-neki (net slang for an attractive 'big sister' type)?
    105AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:27
    Re: #96
    The best-looking woman in all of Oishinbo is Okaboshi's wife
    100AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:26
    Everything's a revival or a remake these days
    They must be out of ideas on every front
    152AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:36
    Re: #100
    In the end, they have to lean on this generation since it's the biggest demographic bracket
    I mean, they even greenlit a Kimengumi remake
    159AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:37
    Re: #152
    Well, the average age in Japan is like 49 now
    166AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:38
    Re: #152
    What worries me is this usually ends with the generation who watched the original — the biggest demographic — writing it off as 'this isn't it'
    106AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:27
    They're rolling out a new pachinko machine, so they need fresh animation for it.
    111AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:28
    Re: #106
    Once Yuzan goes soft for his grandkid, cue the bonus rush!! (pachinko slang for a hot streak)
    107AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:27
    It was interesting because of the era it was set in, but if they anime it now, it's gonna be pretty brutal
    120AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:30
    Re: #107
    I think it's interesting precisely because it's brutal though
    Iron Wok Jan is even more brutal and it got a normal anime adaptation
    145AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:35

    Just use this art style
    148AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:35
    Dragon Ball, Kinnikuman, Ranma, Urusei Yatsura, Kimengumi, Kochikame, Oishinbo… we're fully regressing to the Showa era lol
    162AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:37
    Re: #148
    Probably a lot of 40-to-60-something 'kidults still living with their parents' behind this
    168AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:38
    Re: #148
    The people who were fans as kids grew up and are now the ones greenlighting anime
    That's why we get so many 'who even asked for this' remakes
    188AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:40
    Re: #148
    Sailor Moon, Nube, Rurouni Kenshin, Magic Knight Rayearth, Bonobono, Ashibe… I dunno why but they're remaking everything lately! Is there some 'this one finally topped the Heisei version' thing going on?
    Nostalgia goggles aside, whether it's the writing or what, the Reiwa versions have lost that little bit of Heisei-era 'poison' they used to have, so there's no real charm left at all
    It's like, watered-down but dressed up to look the part, which just makes it taste terrible

    If anything, something like Chiikawa — not a remake, but actually born in the Reiwa era — feels fresher precisely because you can still catch a faint whiff of that 'poison'
    154AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:36
    Actually, isn't Tomii's voice — Deputy Section Chief, was it? — the most important casting call here?
    172AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:38
    Re: #154
    Tommy's actually the Deputy Department Chief
    If you watch his episodes, he's had a pretty rough life
    174AnonymousSep 24, 2026 18:38
    Re: #154
    Pyaaah! 🤡

    Background and Key Points

    Oishinbo began serialization in 1983 and ran as a TV anime from 1988 through 291 episodes, becoming a beloved national franchise. Chikao Otsuka, who voiced Yuzan Kaibara for years, passed away in 2015, and this casting sees his son Akio Otsuka take over his father’s signature role. The ‘Fukushima nosebleed’ mentioned in the thread refers to a 2014 story arc in the original manga depicting the aftermath of the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear disaster, which sparked major social controversy and a wave of criticism directed at the work and its author. This new series is billed as a ‘true sequel,’ but it hasn’t been officially clarified exactly where the previous story left off, and opinions in the thread were divided on that point. In recent years, Showa-era classics like Kinnikuman, Urusei Yatsura, and Kochikame have all seen remakes or sequels, a trend likely tied to the age of both the production staff and the original fanbase.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “Oishinbo New Anime After 34 Years — Yohei Azakami as Shiro Yamaoka, Hitomi Sasaki as Yuuko Kurita, Akio Otsuka Inherits Yuzan Kaibara Role from Father Chikao.”

  • 11-Year-Old Yuki Kurihara Advances to Finals in Puyo Puyo Esports

    At the Asian Games underway in Aichi/Nagoya, 11-year-old Yuki Kurihara (Tokyo Verdy), competing in the esports event “Puyo Puyo Esports,” won all three of his group-stage matches on September 24 against players from the Philippines, Kazakhstan, and South Korea, securing first place in Group A and a spot in the finals. The final takes place on the 26th, with a South Korean player considered the likely opponent. On 5channel, users expressed shock at skill far beyond what you’d expect from an elementary schooler, while also debating whether esports should really be called a “sport,” and discussing the South Korean player said to have quit his job to focus on competing.

    Thu, Sep 24, 3:38 PM

    At the Asian Games in Aichi/Nagoya, Yuki Kurihara (Tokyo Verdy), the youngest member of Team Japan at age 11, competed in the group stage of the esports puzzle game “Puyo Puyo” on the 24th, winning all three matches to top Group A and advance to the final. Attention now turns to whether an “elementary-school gold medalist” will be crowned at the final on the 26th.

    In Group A, contested among five players, Kurihara opened with a 3-0 win over a Filipino player, then cruised past a Kazakh player in his second match. In his third match, he beat a South Korean player 3-1 to lock in his finals berth. The final will be held on the 26th.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    11AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:15
    Even his face looks like a Puyo — now that's dedication.
    107AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:38
    Re: #11
    Looks like a kid (like you), brain of an adult.
    14AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:16
    Apparently this is a big deal in Korea too. Heard the Korean player is 25 and quit his job to bet everything on competing… just let the guy win.
    105AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:37
    Re: #14
    Even if he quit his job, can you actually make a lifetime's income off Puyo Puyo? If he were younger there'd still be a shot at winning and earning for years, but at 25… Puyo Puyo seems like a reflex-driven teens' game, so he probably can't stay on top that long. And even leveraging his record to become a streamer, I doubt Puyo Puyo draws that many viewers…
    138AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:47
    Re: #14
    But Kang Dong-shin has flat out said "Puyo Puyo is my life" — he's been sorting packages at a delivery job on the side while going all-in on Puyo Puyo 😭
    16AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:17
    Apparently he's got middle school entrance exams coming up — he attends Nichinoken (a well-known exam-prep cram school).
    68AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:29
    Re: #16
    Balancing exam prep with esports — surprisingly (?) tough kid.
    20AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:17
    Don't count esports as a sport. Darts would be more legit.
    44AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:25
    Re: #20
    Huh? It's not a sport — it's an ESPORT.
    78AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:31
    Re: #20
    Wow, people still say this?
    24AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:18
    If Puyo Puyo ever gets dropped from major tournament lineups someday, is this kid going to be left with nothing he's good at?
    31AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:19
    Re: #24
    He's a kid from a well-off family taking middle school entrance exams, so probably not.
    86AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:33
    Re: #24
    Someone this good at it is usually plenty sharp and quick-thinking in general, so I don't think that's an issue.
    37AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:22
    This kid is a genuine 新童 (a pun on 神童, "child prodigy" — written with "new" instead of "god," same pronunciation) — he's been rewriting Puyo Puyo history over just the past year or so.
    54AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:26
    Re: #37
    Oh, so he's not a "god" prodigy after all, just a "new" one, huh.
    38AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:22
    Puyo Puyo's been around forever, but eventually the older guys always drop out. Games just cycle through as people get bored.
    85AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:33
    Re: #38
    Same with FPS and TPS — you just can't keep up with younger players' reflexes and processing speed… Fighting games are relatively more forgiving with age, though.
    151AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:50
    Re: #38
    It's not that they get bored — they just stop being able to beat the young guys. This kid became Japan's champion by beating the older former champion he used to idolize.
    41AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:24
    Can we please stop calling it a "sport"? The game-streaming crowd's manners are seriously the worst.
    53AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:26
    Re: #41
    If we're talking about fan behavior, soccer fans are pretty rough too lol
    55AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:26
    Re: #41
    Regular sports fans aren't exactly saints either, honestly.
    46AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:25
    Is Puyo Puyo the only esports event here?
    61AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:28
    Re: #46
    Read the article properly.
    82AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:32
    Re: #61
    Did. Didn't realize Gran Turismo was still a thing.
    130AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:45
    Re: #82
    Same here — had to look up who even makes it these days.
    57AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:27
    With this I could beat everybody! Tell me your best game! Mine's arcade Virtua Striker 2.
    71AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:30
    Re: #57
    Arcade Winning Eleven 2006 — under the rule where a win let you keep playing, I racked up something like 75 wins in a row. Played from 3pm to 9pm for just 100 yen.
    91AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:35
    Re: #57
    Don't cheese it with the opening long shot, though.
    63AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:28
    Puyo Puyo lol — are they actually going to broadcast the matches on TV with live commentary?
    75AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:30
    Re: #63
    27-Hour Television once ran a Puyo Puyo showdown segment for like 2-3 hours. As a Puyo Puyo fan, I was thrilled.
    80AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:31
    Events included:

    Street Fighter 6
    Tekken 8
    THE KING OF FIGHTERS XV
    Pokémon Unite
    PUBG Mobile
    Identity V
    Gran Turismo 7
    eFootball
    Puyo Puyo Esports
    and more
    88AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:33
    Re: #80
    Nice — times sure have changed.
    98AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:36
    Being the best in the world at around age 10 is wild. There was also that time a 15-year-old high school girl was the world's best at Tetris. What is it about falling-block puzzle games?
    114AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:41
    Re: #98
    It's not just falling-block puzzles — teens dominate plenty of games. Fortnite's FPS scene and LoL's MOBA scene both have teenage top players. Fast risers like this kid break out before age 15 — even earlier than figure skating.
    125AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:44
    Apparently this kid's dream job is to be a train driver.
    133AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:45
    Re: #125
    Sounds like the Fujii Sota crowd (the shogi prodigy famous for having a modest, kid-like dream despite his dominance).
    137AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:47
    Japan and Korea are just on another level in Puyo Puyo, so the final's going to come down to a Japan-Korea showdown anyway.
    153AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:50
    Re: #137
    Though honestly, how seriously is any other country even taking Puyo Puyo these days?

    Background and Talking Points

    Esports have become an official category at the Asian Games, with a wide range of titles adopted, from fighting games to racing games to mobile titles. On 5channel, the recurring debate over “whether esports counts as a sport” flared up again in this thread, as it always does. It’s also not unusual for teenagers to reach the top of the world in falling-block puzzle games and shooters, where reflexes matter most — the rise of young players like Kurihara is seen as a trend shared with other competitive games. The thread also contained posts making ethnically derogatory remarks about the South Korean player expected to be his final opponent; those have been excluded from this article.

    ※This article is compiled as excerpts and a summary from the 5channel (Entertainment/Sports Breaking News+) thread “[Asian Games] Team Japan’s youngest member, 11-year-old Yuki Kurihara, advances to the final — Esports “Puyo Puyo”“.

  • Hinokuni Salamanders Cut Ties With Two Cheerleaders, Club Issues ‘Deep Apology’

    Independent-league Kyushu Asia League team the Hinokuni (“Fire Country”) Salamanders announced on September 24 that they had terminated the contracts of MIRAI and HARUKA, two members of the club’s official dance unit “Sallys,” citing “a confirmed contract violation related to their activities.” The club apologized, saying “we sincerely apologize.” The specific nature of the violation was not disclosed. On 5channel’s Entertainment/Sports News+ board, speculation over the withheld details ran wild, while some questioned whether the termination was even fair given how little independent-league teams typically pay their staff, with comments like “They’re not idols — do they really have a no-dating rule?” and “If the pay’s that low, can you really blame them?”

    Full-Count, 9/24

    The Hinokuni Salamanders’ official dance unit “Sallys”

    The Hinokuni Salamanders of the independent Kyushu Asia League announced on the 24th that they had decided to terminate the contracts of MIRAI and HARUKA of the official dance unit “Sallys,” stating: “We confirmed a contract violation related to their activities and have decided to terminate their contracts.”

    Source: full-count.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:12
    Honestly, watching a YouTube channel of Osaka's night skyline is more fun than watching Omiya Park's mascot 'Peace-kun.'
    9AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:15
    Even the independent leagues have cheerleaders, yet Hiroshima still doesn't have any — wild.
    13AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:16
    It's not like they're an idol group or something.
    19AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:17
    Can't exactly make a living off cheerleading gigs like this anyway.
    23AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:18
    A girl named AOI from the same group went viral on X (Twitter), didn't she.
    26AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:20
    They really didn't have to come out and say it so plainly.
    30AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:23
    Gods of Hinokuni, please, just make it stop already.
    33AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:24
    At the end of the day they're just a sideshow at the ballpark, not idols — so you could argue whether an unfairly one-sided contract holds up is really a matter for the courts.
    34AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:24
    35AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:24
    Hurry up and hand over the 'magic seven digits' (slang for a phone number) already — that's your job, isn't it?
    36AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:24
    If they're single, dating should be their own business, and if the pay's that low, you can't really fault them for picking up work on the side.
    55AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:31
    They probably did something raunchy.
    56AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:31
    It's the team where former SoftBank pitcher Mahara is the GM.
    57AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:32
    Do cheer squads even have no-dating rules? They're not idols…
    Isn't it more likely they just went and showed up at some other event without permission?
    65AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:35
    Re: #57 There's probably some rule about not causing trouble for the team that's feeding them, right?
    If it's an outside gig, I'd think minor stuff normally wouldn't be an issue though.
    73AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:37
    81AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:42
    Never even heard of this team, lol
    Wait, is this baseball? Soccer? Basketball? Volleyball?
    Sounds like one of those underground idol groups nobody knows about until a scandal bumps up their name recognition, lol
    87AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:45
    Re: #81
    Apparently in this minor-league world, they're actually a storied powerhouse, lol


    The Hinokuni Salamanders have been crowned national champions twice (2022 and 2023) at the 'Japan Independent League Grand Championship,' which decides the No. 1 team among the independent leagues.

    Background and key points of this story

    The Kyushu Asia League that the Hinokuni Salamanders play in is an independent league where neither players nor staff are necessarily full-time professionals, and pay across the league is far from generous. Since the club didn’t disclose specifics of the violation behind this contract termination, the thread filled up with speculative, gossipy reactions — but there were also comments grounded in the harsh realities of independent-league pay, questioning the fairness of the decision itself, such as “They’re not idols — do they really have a no-dating rule?” and “If the pay’s that low, isn’t a side job unavoidable?” That some questioned the validity of the termination itself from a labor-conditions angle makes this more than just a tabloid-style story. It’s also worth noting — since it’s not widely known — that the Hinokuni Salamanders are far from an obscure team: they’re a genuine powerhouse, having won back-to-back titles in 2022 and 2023 at the Grand Championship that crowns the independent leagues’ national champion.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “Team’s two cheerleaders have contracts ‘terminated’ — violation confirmed… Independent-league Hinokuni apologizes, ‘We sincerely apologize’.”

  • Yui Asaka tears ankle ligaments, will sing seated at Osaka show — 5ch: “You get weaker every year you get older”

    Former idol Yui Asaka (56) announced on Instagram that she missed a step and injured her ankle during a live show at Billboard Live in Yokohama on the 19th, and was diagnosed with damage to the anterior and posterior inferior tibiofibular ligaments. Because the injury is still affecting her, she says she’ll perform mostly seated at her Osaka show on the 26th. On 5ch, many commenters sympathized over the everyday injuries that come with age, while others reminisced about her signature hit “C-Girl,” and the thread also drifted into a tangent about the average age of 5ch users.

    Yui Asaka (56) updated her Instagram on the 24th, reporting that she “twisted my foot and got injured while going down some stairs” during a live show at Billboard Live YOKOHAMA on the 19th. She explained that the diagnosis came back as “damage to the anterior and posterior inferior tibiofibular ligaments.”

    Because of the injury, she explained that her Billboard Live Osaka show on the 26th “will likely mean singing almost entirely seated.” She added, “The stage will look a little different from usual, but my feeling that I want to deliver these songs to you hasn’t changed. I want to put my heart into every single song again this time and make it a show you can enjoy, so please come to the venue without worry. I’m looking forward to seeing everyone in Osaka.”

    Both anterior and posterior inferior tibiofibular ligament damage are said to heal in about two to four weeks if it’s a mild sprain, four to eight weeks for a moderate partial tear, and three to six months for a full recovery from a severe complete tear — since she’s still able to perform, the injury appears to be on the milder end. Asaka apologized, saying, “Lastly… I’m truly sorry for the worry and trouble this has caused my fans and everyone involved.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    5AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:51
    Guess you get a little weaker every year you grow older
    9AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:53
    This generation is basically dead center for 5ch's user base
    61AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:24
    Re: #9
    On 5ch there's a lot of generation-bashing — "boomers are the problem," "the ice-age generation," "the relaxed-education generation," "gen Z is the problem"
    But the main demographic on 5ch is probably people in their 50s to mid-60s who don't fit any of those labels
    65AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:29
    Re: #61 Re: #9
    Come on, isn't that a bit too old, lol

    I'd say the 5ch mainstream is more the generation of guys like Kimutaku and Nakai (idols Takuya Kimura and Masahiro Nakai) — the baby-boomer-junior crowd in their late 40s/50s
    10AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:53
    When you tear a ligament it makes that "snap" sound, like a rubber band breaking…
    12AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:54
    Whoa, that's a serious injury
    Doesn't that need surgery?
    15AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:54
    Seriously hurt herself just going down some stairs…
    41AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:06
    Re: #15
    Sounds like a bit out of Yasutomo's manzai act (a comedian known for slapstick routines)
    17AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:54
    Sacchii's probably worried about her from beyond the grave too (Sacchii — TV personality Sachiyo Nomura, who has passed away)
    59AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:22
    Re: #17
    "Now listen here, honey~"
    21AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:56
    Wait, that's a seriously bad injury, sounds like something a soccer player would get
    30AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:00
    Re: #21
    Once you're old, you can seriously hurt yourself just going about ordinary daily life
    24AnonymousSep 24, 2026 16:58
    Can't tell if she just announced the injury during the show or actually got hurt during the show
    28AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:00
    I too have lost all my vigor
    29AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:00
    Aren't Yuka Onishi and Yuma Nakamura coming to help her out?
    34AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:03
    Guess we're not young anymore
    Gotta be careful on stairs
    35AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:03
    Seriously, once you hit a certain age you really gotta watch your footing
    40AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:05
    Getting an athlete-tier injury, lol
    42AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:07
    You can't keep doing what you did when you were young — after 50 your body's reflexes just slow down. Ichiro's a different story though, he might not even be human
    43AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:08
    Can she even perform live with a diagnosis that reads like some over-the-top string of kanji
    44AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:09
    You guys will all end up here someday
    I once tried to hop a guardrail, got caught on it instead, and got hit by a dump truck
    50AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:15
    A one-hit wonder with just "C-Girl"
    52AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:16
    Re: #50
    "Cecile" is the real classic
    55AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:20
    Re: #50
    She's actually had five No. 1 songs (including ones released under the name Kazama Three Sisters)
    56AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:21
    Yui Asaka wrecks her shin at Yokohama show
    57AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:21
    She really is Cecile
    Fans are the ones who show up when you're in a pinch
    62AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:25
    This generation just never had the habit of working out
    63AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:25
    Another serious injury?
    She breaks something every single year at this point
    68AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:32
    Who's this "Cecile" from the movie — is that someone from Final Fantasy IV? 🥺
    70AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:33
    Re: #68
    I think it's supposed to be the main character from "Bonjour Tristesse"
    69AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:32
    Don't just laugh at her, you guys should be careful too
    It's common to throw your back out just from climbing some stairs
    72AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:34
    Re: #69
    Going up is one thing, but going down is scary
    78AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:37
    Once you get older you get hurt so easily
    82AnonymousSep 24, 2026 17:38
    Re: #78
    That's because people get weaker every time they grow older

    Background and key points of this story

    The anterior and posterior inferior tibiofibular ligaments connect the bones of the ankle and are commonly injured in sprains. As the article notes, a mild sprain typically heals in two to four weeks, while even a full tear takes at most three to six months — and since she herself says she can go ahead with the Osaka show seated, the injury looks relatively mild rather than something requiring surgery. Rather than misreading it as a fracture, the thread mostly centered on sympathy for the everyday injuries that come with age, along with nostalgia for her 1980s hit “C-Girl,” without much push toward sensationalizing it as a serious medical case. That said, the discussion also veered off into a tangent about the core age group of 5ch’s user base, making this a thread that wandered fairly far from its main topic.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Entertainment] Yui Asaka injures anterior & posterior inferior tibiofibular ligaments at Yokohama live show, will perform seated in Osaka.”