Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Zion Suzuki Delivers a Heroic Save as Moriyasu’s Japan Beat Ecuador on Penalties — First Shootout Since the 2022 World Cup

    On October 1st, at Nissan Stadium, Japan (FIFA world ranking 17th) faced Ecuador (25th) in an international friendly as part of the Kirin Cup. The match finished 0-0 and went to a penalty shootout. Goalkeeper Zion Suzuki pulled off a string of brilliant saves, helping Moriyasu’s Japan win their first penalty shootout since the 2022 Qatar World Cup. On 5ch, threads were full of praise for Ao Tanaka, who’s in red-hot form, while plenty of posters also questioned Takefusa Kubo’s performance, splitting opinion over how to rate the players.

    <Kirin Cup: Japan 0 (PK) 0 Ecuador> ◇October 1st◇ Nissan Stadium

    Japan (FIFA ranking 17th) took on Ecuador (ranking 25th) and came away with the win after a penalty shootout.

    [Photo] Japan vs. Ecuador — Hiroki Ito attempting to meet a cross in the first half

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    4AnonymousOct 1, 2026 21:21
    Starting Kubo is going to make this a disaster.
    It's turning into a sloppy mess and nothing's going in.
    Just stop playing Kubo already.
    42AnonymousOct 1, 2026 21:23
    Re: #4
    Yeah, that was exactly the kind of play you'd expect from a guy who's fallen out of favor at Sociedad — that's Kubo for you.
    90AnonymousOct 1, 2026 21:26
    Re: #4
    Today's Kubo highlight reel: sitting on the ground appealing for a foul while the pass meant for him got flagged offside.
    91AnonymousOct 1, 2026 21:26
    Re: #4
    Whenever Kubo's out there he wants to hog the ball and it just kills the attacking tempo.
    5AnonymousOct 1, 2026 21:21
    Ao Tanaka's a regular starter for a top Premier League club, picked up Man of the Match, and has been racking up goals and assists in back-to-back games — he's on a completely different level.
    27AnonymousOct 1, 2026 21:22
    Re: #5
    Tanaka's line-splitting through balls were ridiculous, gave me chills. His defending was solid too.
    104AnonymousOct 1, 2026 21:26
    Re: #5
    Tanaka was just in a different class out there. Makes sense — he's been running the show in the Premier League.
    170AnonymousOct 1, 2026 21:30
    Re: #5
    Good thing they subbed him off before he could get lumped in with the guys who lost us the game.
    18AnonymousOct 1, 2026 21:22
    Ao Tanaka was insanely good — great on both ends of the pitch.
    23AnonymousOct 1, 2026 21:22
    Tanaka's giveaways were so bad and so frequent I actually laughed.
    26AnonymousOct 1, 2026 21:22
    Zion Suzuki is amazing. Proud to share the name.
    45AnonymousOct 1, 2026 21:23
    Re: #26
    'Sin-Grudge'?! You mean it's really 'Sin-Grudge'?! (a joking kanji spelling of "Zion" — the characters used literally mean "sin" and "grudge" but can be read to sound like his name)
    69AnonymousOct 1, 2026 21:25
    Re: #26
    Isn't he the kid who was at the training camp during the World Cup?
    79AnonymousOct 1, 2026 21:25
    Re: #26
    Zion-chan is definitely cute 👱🏻‍♀
    65AnonymousOct 1, 2026 21:24
    Honestly Ueda struggled too, and I think Tanimura did well against Ecuador's defense. He clearly did more than the Goto-Maeda front line.
    82AnonymousOct 1, 2026 21:25
    Re: #65
    Yeah, exactly. I thought the same thing.
    68AnonymousOct 1, 2026 21:25
    That was a really fun match. Well, some of that's just relief after yesterday's stress.
    116AnonymousOct 1, 2026 21:27
    Re: #68
    At least yesterday's game had a goal in it, so that one was better.
    73AnonymousOct 1, 2026 21:25
    Korea wins by a landslide and we're struggling like this. We'll never win the World Cup, and even taking Asia looks shaky at this point. Schedule some away games for once.
    110AnonymousOct 1, 2026 21:26
    Re: #73
    Ecuador left out two of their key players (in that other match) — but they brought them out for the Japan game.
    76AnonymousOct 1, 2026 21:25
    So why can't we ever win at the World Cup or the Olympics?
    145AnonymousOct 1, 2026 21:28
    Re: #76
    Come on, go easy lol
    173AnonymousOct 1, 2026 21:30
    Re: #76
    Because we burn ourselves out in the group stage without thinking about the knockout rounds.
    102AnonymousOct 1, 2026 21:26
    Ecuador's defense was tough — even Ueda looked off. If Araújo and Bentancur hadn't been subbed off in the Uruguay match, Shiogai and Ueda probably wouldn't have done anything either, and we'd have ended up with a draw like this one too. Also, Maeda's definitely gotten slower since his hair grew back.
    179AnonymousOct 1, 2026 21:30
    Re: #102
    Yeah, the extra hair added weight.
    106AnonymousOct 1, 2026 21:26
    We're starting to look even with South America.
    138AnonymousOct 1, 2026 21:28
    Re: #106
    If we're even with South America and dominating Europe, why can't we win a single knockout match?
    157AnonymousOct 1, 2026 21:29
    To sum up:

    Korea > Ecuador > Japan

    Which means…
    174AnonymousOct 1, 2026 21:30
    Re: #157
    Japan 3-1, Uruguay 4-1 Korea.
    183AnonymousOct 1, 2026 21:30
    Re: #157
    Uh, Japan won though.
    160AnonymousOct 1, 2026 21:29
    When did Seko get this good?
    172AnonymousOct 1, 2026 21:30
    Re: #160
    Somehow Seko's starting to look handsome to me.
    191AnonymousOct 1, 2026 21:31
    Re: #160
    Theory: he collided with Tomiyasu and they swapped bodies.

    Background and talking points

    This match wasn’t part of the World Cup proper but a friendly tournament, the Kirin Cup, so it has no direct bearing on rankings or qualification. Even so, it made news for Moriyasu’s Japan winning a penalty shootout for the first time since the 2022 Qatar World Cup. FIFA rankings have Japan at 17th and Ecuador at 25th. Opinion in the thread was split over Takefusa Kubo, with harsh comments piling up that echoed his limited playing time at Real Sociedad, while Ao Tanaka, who’s been delivering results in the Premier League, drew widespread praise. Some posts compared the team to the South Korean national team, but that’s more of a separate flame-war context than commentary on the match itself, and any posts containing discriminatory language have been excluded from this article. Goalkeeper Zion Suzuki’s performance was received favorably.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geisoku+) thread “[Soccer] Zion with a heroic save! Moriyasu’s Japan win their first penalty shootout since the 2022 World Cup! Beat Ecuador after a 0-0 draw.”

  • Soapland Bribery Scandal: Ex-Tokyo University Professor Demanded Sessions, Even Paid Out of Pocket for Seconds at ‘2 Hours for ¥80,000’

    A former University of Tokyo professor received entertainment at a soapland (a Japanese brothel offering bathing services) in exchange for granting favors related to a cosmetics business, Daily Shincho reported on October 1. According to testimony from the bribing company, the professor obtained erectile dysfunction medication from a pharmacy beforehand, insisted on showering before entering and on being the “first customer of the day” (kuchiake), and even held a post-session “debrief” (kansousen) to discuss his impressions afterward. It also emerged that he paid out of pocket to extend his session by another two hours at ¥80,000. On 5ch, discussion ranged from disbelief and mockery at the professor’s personal “creepiness,” to questions about why the cosmetics industry would entertain a university professor in the first place, to tangents about the realities of the sex industry.

    Bribing Company Reveals: Ex-Tokyo University Professor’s “Way-Too-Creepy Post-Session Debrief” and “Obsession with Pre-Session Showers” in Soapland Bribery Case — Even Paid Out of Pocket for “2 More Hours at ¥80,000”

    10/1 (Thu) 11:21 JST

    Daily Shincho

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousOct 1, 2026 17:30
    He reportedly said, 'I took the ED medication and came fully prepared.'

    That's just sad…
    153AnonymousOct 1, 2026 18:47
    Re: #3
    And get this — apparently both of them did it, lol
    6AnonymousOct 1, 2026 17:31
    Well yeah, no way he'd buy ED meds at his own workplace.

    >>Yoshizaki reportedly said, 'If I bought it at Todai someone might get suspicious, so I stopped by a clinic in Ueno instead.'
    50AnonymousOct 1, 2026 17:46
    Re: #6
    He should've just borrowed some experimental drug from another lab at his own university instead of buying it
    210AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:31
    Re: #6
    Guess it's nice that you can just buy that stuff at your local pharmacy now
    8AnonymousOct 1, 2026 17:31
    Getting hooked on sex work at his age is just too creepy
    113AnonymousOct 1, 2026 18:22
    Re: #8
    Once you discover sex work after 40, you get hooked.
    I took a divorced friend to a soapland to cheer him up, and now he's hooked — goes every week.
    Apparently he spends like ¥500,000-600,000 a month on it.
    9AnonymousOct 1, 2026 17:32
    I guess this is the caliber of Tokyo University these days.

    Pretty low caliber.
    11AnonymousOct 1, 2026 17:33
    Re: #9
    I feel like Kei○ (Keio University) would be even worse though
    10AnonymousOct 1, 2026 17:32
    Wait, you shower before going to the bathhouse (soapland)?
    17AnonymousOct 1, 2026 17:35
    Re: #10
    Probably angling for immediate oral service (sokushaku)
    15AnonymousOct 1, 2026 17:35
    What does the Japan Cosmetic Industry Association even get out of entertaining a Todai professor?
    66AnonymousOct 1, 2026 17:58
    Re: #15
    An academic stamp of approval for joint cosmetics research
    166AnonymousOct 1, 2026 18:56
    Re: #15
    So they can slap 'Recommended by Professor Shinichi Sato of the University of Tokyo' on the packaging (you know, with that arms-crossed, smiling pose).
    And throw in some endorsed marketing copy too, like 'This cosmetic maximizes the beauty of 99.9% of women's skin,' etc.
    16AnonymousOct 1, 2026 17:35
    Ah, so that's why they picked a female university president
    159AnonymousOct 1, 2026 18:50
    Re: #16
    If it were a man, they'd just be bribing him with more soapland trips
    176AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:02
    Re: #16
    Guess it was decided before the vote even happened
    190AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:17
    Re: #16
    Exactly. Also partly to climb higher in the world university rankings.
    By the way, as for the 'student diversity' metric in those rankings — no worries there, since 30% of grad students are already Chinese.
    20AnonymousOct 1, 2026 17:36
    If you're gonna go to a soapland, you've gotta be the first customer of the day (kuchiake)! The professor really knows his stuff
    35AnonymousOct 1, 2026 17:41
    Re: #20
    What's 'kuchiake'?
    49AnonymousOct 1, 2026 17:45
    Re: #35
    It means being the sex worker's very first customer of the day.
    56AnonymousOct 1, 2026 17:49
    Re: #35
    'I'm still a virgin today' (the pitch line used to advertise being the day's first customer)
    28AnonymousOct 1, 2026 17:40
    This is pretty graphic… but honestly, the corrupt elite are probably all like this underneath.
    186AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:12
    Re: #28
    He's exactly like the corrupt bigwig you'd see in a manga, lol
    40AnonymousOct 1, 2026 17:43
    Having a husband or father who got exposed for something this embarrassing… you'd want to cut ties immediately…
    46AnonymousOct 1, 2026 17:44
    Re: #40
    He's probably already been cut off, lol
    42AnonymousOct 1, 2026 17:44
    I mean, I don't really see the problem, as long as he's paying with his own money
    45AnonymousOct 1, 2026 17:44
    Graduated from Todai's med school, climbed all the way to the top, and ends up going down in history as 'the old man who begged for brothel bribes' — wonder how that feels
    47AnonymousOct 1, 2026 17:45
    Guess this is what happens when someone who never played around in his youth finally cuts loose
    90AnonymousOct 1, 2026 18:12
    Re: #47
    Guys with a strong sex drive have been like this since they were young
    96AnonymousOct 1, 2026 18:16
    Yeah, the bubble generation really is a bunch of idiots
    110AnonymousOct 1, 2026 18:20
    Re: #96
    That's me last month, lol🤣
    137AnonymousOct 1, 2026 18:34
    I'm 32 and still a virgin…
    Maybe I should try going to a brothel…
    147AnonymousOct 1, 2026 18:43
    Re: #137
    Order and method don't matter.
    Learning how to 'conquer' women is what makes a man grow up.
    158AnonymousOct 1, 2026 18:50
    Re: #137
    Don't do it, man.
    You'll just end up with some unattractive worker who's loose (gabaman, slang for a worn-out vagina) and has bad breath,
    and you might catch something nasty too.

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    Note that this report is based on testimony from the bribing company, and neither the University of Tokyo nor the professor himself has confirmed or denied the allegations at this stage. As for why an industry would entertain a researcher in the first place, the underlying motive is to gain an academic “stamp of approval” that boosts a product’s appeal to consumers — and that motive tends to be stronger for products like cosmetics, where scientific evidence is harder to demonstrate. While the thread mostly mocked the professor personally, it also mixed in “no problem if he’s spending his own money” self-responsibility arguments with questions about the ethics expected of researchers in public positions. Incidentally, “kansousen” (debrief) is a term borrowed from shogi and go, referring to replaying and discussing moves after a match — here it’s used sarcastically to describe reviewing one’s brothel experience afterward. Readers should keep in mind that this is based on one-sided testimony at the reporting stage.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Express+) thread “[Soapland Bribery] Ex-Tokyo University Professor’s ‘Way-Too-Creepy Post-Session Debrief and Obsession with Pre-Session Showers’ — Even Paid Out of Pocket for ‘2 More Hours at ¥80,000’.”

  • FRUITS ZIPPER’s Runa Nakagawa Falls Ill as Online Bashing Spreads — 5ch Says: ‘There Was Never Any Bad Blood’

    Runa Nakagawa of idol group “FRUITS ZIPPER” sat out part of a tour concert on September 25 and also missed the September 27 broadcast of NHK’s “Nodo Jiman,” citing poor health. The trigger was a video circulating on social media that seemed to show a gap in how members reacted to each other, fueling speculation that “they might not get along.” On 5ch, opinions clashed between those who said professionals shouldn’t let their feelings show and those who said the real problem was baseless bashing. A string of posts also pushed back on the “bad blood” rumor, citing exchanges on radio shows and at live performances.

    “Regarding Runa Nakagawa, due to poor health, she will be absent from tomorrow’s scheduled appearance on ‘NHK Nodo Jiman.’”

    This was an announcement made on September 26 by the official social media account of the seven-member idol group “FRUITS ZIPPER.” It stated that member Runa Nakagawa would be sitting out her appearance on the September 27 broadcast of “NHK Nodo Jiman.”

    Nakagawa had also limited her participation in the concert tour performance held on September 25, due to poor health.

    Source: asagei.com / Read the original article here

    3AnonymousOct 1, 2026 17:15
    She gets along fine with Matsumoto, so isn't that good enough?
    It's not like every single member of a group has to be besties anyway.
    23AnonymousOct 1, 2026 17:26
    Re: #3
    It's fine if they don't get along, but it's a job — act friendly on camera, you're not a kid.

    That's just a lack of professionalism.
    44AnonymousOct 1, 2026 17:41
    Re: #3
    Whether they get along or not doesn't matter — what's being criticized is the folly of letting it show.
    It's like saying "if you have a boyfriend, just don't get caught."
    If you're a pro, hide it properly.
    14AnonymousOct 1, 2026 17:22
    They're in their late 20s/early 30s ("arasaa"), so sure, stuff happens — but if getting bashed over this is enough to knock them down, that's way too thin-skinned.
    Maybe part of it is that fans these days get upset if members don't look close.
    21AnonymousOct 1, 2026 17:25
    Re: #14
    Whether it's idols or YouTubers, the "members are besties" act is part of the job.
    Regardless of how things really are, they have to put out videos acting perfectly in sync and close.
    For musicians or bands who don't bother with that kind of camaraderie act, this "besties" setup isn't needed.
    But for an idol group, projecting a "we're close, we've worked hard together" image is part of the job — they're required to perform it.
    18AnonymousOct 1, 2026 17:24
    Can you even tell if they're on bad terms from just that one split-second clip?
    I watched it and still have no idea what's supposed to be the red flag.
    25AnonymousOct 1, 2026 17:28
    Re: #18
    This time, the more into the group you are as a fan, the more you can tell — that's probably what made it blow up even more.
    Normally this kind of flare-up gets defended by the fans, but even that crowd ended up thinking, "yeah, I guess it really is like that."
    29AnonymousOct 1, 2026 17:30
    There was a similar story in "Imouto wa Shitteiru" ("My Little Sister Knows") too.
    If the one being excluded had just denied it on social media, her reputation would've actually gone up.
    33AnonymousOct 1, 2026 17:34
    Re: #29
    For that to work, the one doing the excluding would also need to step up and show they're close — otherwise it's pointless.
    The fact that they can't do that is probably why it's such a mess.
    95AnonymousOct 1, 2026 18:13
    Re: #29
    The one being excluded has no obligation to go that far.
    34AnonymousOct 1, 2026 17:35
    This video is brutal too.
    Pink talks → everyone claps.
    Red (Amane Tsukiashi) talks → only Pink reacts.
    https://x.com/hamusoku/status/2103427855413858413
    https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2103365994169450496/vid/avc1/1180×660/GW8ICCPdApDhXrsk.mp4
    47AnonymousOct 1, 2026 17:42
    Re: #34
    Isn't there footage after this?
    To me it just looks like things are going exactly according to script.
    54AnonymousOct 1, 2026 17:44
    Re: #34
    TV talent get booked precisely because they stay "on" even when it's not their moment — able to put on a face and react on cue.
    Letting your guard down when it's not your turn isn't unique to these girls; you see the same thing in other idols' interview scenes all the time.

    If anything, FT's (FRUITS ZIPPER's) forced, over-the-top "we're so close" celebration routine is the abnormal part — which is exactly why the one person not doing it stood out.
    144AnonymousOct 1, 2026 18:45
    Re: #34
    This one's easy to follow.
    61AnonymousOct 1, 2026 17:51
    Every time bullying or bad-blood rumors pop up in a girl idol group like this, it's a mystery why Nogizaka46 never seems to have this kind of woman-on-woman drama.
    66AnonymousOct 1, 2026 17:54
    Re: #61
    Nishino Nanase and Akimoto Manatsu are a famous case, aren't they?
    Early on it was Nishino who one-sidedly disliked her, but they later reconciled and got close.
    77AnonymousOct 1, 2026 18:04
    Re: #61
    With that many members, there's probably always someone they click with, or management handles it well.
    Though early in the 3rd generation, Kubo seemed a bit shaky…
    90AnonymousOct 1, 2026 18:12
    That certain "Clover"-something group was like this too, wasn't it.
    98AnonymousOct 1, 2026 18:14
    Re: #90
    Green really was pitiful.
    I change the channel whenever the other members come on TV.
    106AnonymousOct 1, 2026 18:17
    Re: #90
    There's footage of Fukuhara Haruka being treated like this too, back when she was a model.
    This kind of thing happens fairly often in all-female groups.
    Heck, it happens in groups of middle-aged women too.
    96AnonymousOct 1, 2026 18:14
    They've been doing this for quite a while already — do relationships really sour at this point? If there's no leader, the adults running things need to manage this properly.
    105AnonymousOct 1, 2026 18:17
    Re: #96
    How exactly are you supposed to keep a bunch of women in their late 20s/early 30s in line?
    If most of the members were teens, maybe, but…
    113AnonymousOct 1, 2026 18:23
    Re: #96
    They're adults themselves to begin with. What are you even talking about?
    147AnonymousOct 1, 2026 18:46
    Tabloids really are behind on the news — look what happened at yesterday's live.
    https://x.com/ramenlunapippi/status/2105284363365797983

    Amaneki said, "I didn't have a hair accessory that matched this hairstyle, so I called Runa and borrowed one! I'll do my best for Runa's sake too, so please cheer us on!" — she was wearing Runapi's ribbon and I burst into tears…
    Manafii even changed the song lyrics to "Runa Runa Runaaa!🎶," and during the encore Osuzu danced while holding Runapi's plushie — I love them, this is the best😿💜
    150AnonymousOct 1, 2026 18:49
    Re: #147
    Trying to settle everything with just this is a stretch, honestly.
    Management really fumbled this one.
    152AnonymousOct 1, 2026 18:50
    Re: #147
    Instant, manufactured tearjerker moments (what fans call "kandou porno") are rough to watch.
    215AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:45
    Re: #147
    If anything, this is just their everyday normal.
    The only ones who don't know that are haters and bandwagon fans.
    163AnonymousOct 1, 2026 18:57
    From the September 7 ANNX broadcast
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBknoCHE8Rs&t=1412s
    Tsukiashi: "This morning Runa, me, Yui, and Manafi were all cheerfully singing COSMOS together.
    Like, before we knew it, the four of us had even split it into parts and were singing it properly."
    172AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:02
    Re: #163
    It's funny how this completely debunks the "bad blood" rumor every single time.
    Behind the scenes they're perfectly on good terms.
    Everyone listens to ANNX, you know.
    Not falling for it lol
    175AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:06
    Re: #163
    And by the way, this was before the "First Take" video even came out.
    At this point the "bad blood" story is basically unrebuttable lol
    182AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:11
    Re: #163
    A shining example of a fan trying desperately hard (lol)
    203AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:32
    Even if they hired blatant damage-control shills, aren't they completely glossing over things like the baffling stuff that happened at that day's live, and the fact that some members are going along with Purple's behavior?
    207AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:36
    Re: #203
    She's not feeling well.
    It's been going on since before this whole thing started.
    Fans already know.
    211AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:42
    Re: #203
    Honestly this thread looks like it's full of haters posting under fake accounts to stir things up.
    210AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:41
    It's not even trending anymore — this article's late.

    Yahoo Trend Search, last 24 hours:
    fruitszipper — Positive 90% / Negative 10%
    Furubba — Positive 86% / Negative 14%
    Runa Nakagawa — Positive 77% / Negative 23%
    Runapi — Positive 67% / Negative 33%
    Amane Tsukiashi — Positive 86% / Negative 14%
    Amaneki — Positive 78% / Negative 22%
    213AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:43
    Re: #210
    Guess they worked hard behind the scenes on all sorts of things lol
    217AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:50
    Re: #210
    No matter how hard some faction pushes this far-fetched "bad blood" story, you can't keep a lid on the truth.
    Everyone ends up realizing the truth — there was never any bad blood at all.

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    FRUITS ZIPPER is a seven-member idol group that launched in 2022 as a TikTok-born project, with Runa Nakagawa as one of its members. Regarding her absence from “NHK Nodo Jiman” this time, the official social media account only cited “poor health,” and neither Nakagawa herself nor her management has explicitly confirmed any link to the bashing. It’s worth noting that the “member-ignoring” video circulating online is only a few seconds of cut footage, and many posts jumped to conclusions about attitude without knowing the context before or after. On the thread, two views clashed without reaching common ground: one holding that, as part of an idol’s job, performing a “close friends” image is part of the product’s value, and another holding that members shouldn’t be expected to manage and perform even their private feelings. Meanwhile, many posts cited remarks made on radio shows and at live performances to deny the rift rumor, with opinions diverging depending on the source of the information.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread ‘[Idol] The “Member-Ignoring Video” and “Spread of Bashing” Damage That Led FRUITS ZIPPER’s Runa Nakagawa to Cancel Her TV Appearance.’

  • Judo Women’s 70kg: Chinese Athlete Bites Maeda Rin, Disqualified 【Asian Games】

    At the Aichi-Nagoya Asian Games on the 1st, China’s Tang Jing bit down on the sleeve of Maeda Rin’s judogi during a ground-fighting exchange in the women’s 70kg quarterfinal, resulting in a loss by disqualification. Clear teeth marks were left near Maeda’s left wrist, visible in the U-NEXT broadcast footage of the match. On 5ch, posters repeatedly brought up Mike Tyson’s infamous ear-biting incident and soccer’s Luis Suárez, while other comments debated judo’s rules and the dynamics of ground fighting.

    Aichi-Nagoya Asian Games

    At the Aichi-Nagoya Asian Games on the 1st, the women’s 70kg judo quarterfinal saw Maeda Rin defeat Tang Jing (China). Her opponent appeared to bite Maeda’s judogi, leaving clear teeth marks near her left wrist. Tang Jing, disqualified for the foul, looked unconvinced by the call.

    After Maeda took the fight to the ground, Tang Jing apparently tried to fend off the attack by biting the left sleeve of her judogi. Play was stopped, and Maeda showed her left hand to the referee to claim she’d been bitten. The U-NEXT broadcast of the match also captured the clear teeth marks left near her left wrist.

    Source: news.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:18
    Is this Tyson vs. Holyfield or something?
    13AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:21
    You don't see biting in any other combat sport.
    Start doing that and you're just an animal.
    78AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:36
    Re: #13
    There was a guy nicknamed "Biting Suárez," you know
    22AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:24
    How is she even making this face

    73AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:33
    Re: #22
    She's got a total "whyyy?" face lol
    122AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:45
    Re: #22 I'm bothered by the fingerprint
    What's going on there
    24AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:24
    If biting were allowed, ground fighting would be a whole different game
    People would just bite their way out of armbars and triangle chokes
    65AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:31
    Re: #24
    I mean, same with Suárez,
    but the one doing the biting
    can end up wrecking their own teeth too
    30AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:26
    If she goes home after a DQ loss like this, she might get pelted with eggs
    60AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:30
    Mind if I take a big chomp~?
    139AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:48
    Re: #60
    That's alllll!!! (an old Japanese TV catchphrase)

    I bet the guy behind that line has probably passed on by now…
    99AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:40
    Even through a judogi it leaves marks this clear?
    Jaw strength is no joke
    140AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:48
    Re: #99
    Jaw strength is actually stronger than grip strength — but it's also a weak point
    The jaw is the only bone in the human body that's just structurally hanging there
    115AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:43
    Akiyama — slippery even when bitten (Yoshihiro Akiyama, the judoka/MMA fighter famous for being near-impossible to grip)
    117AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:44
    Re: #115
    Dude's insanely slippery
    119AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:44
    It's like 5x crazier than I expected lol
    222AnonymousOct 1, 2026 20:07
    She's probably got poison loaded in her teeth lol
    233AnonymousOct 1, 2026 20:10
    Re: #222
    A master of the Poison Fang Fist style, huh lol
    229AnonymousOct 1, 2026 20:09
    "Well-fed and clothed, yet still doesn't know courtesy"
    250AnonymousOct 1, 2026 20:12
    Re: #229
    "When food and clothing are sufficient, one learns courtesy" is originally a Chinese proverb, and yet…

    Background and Key Points

    Biting has long been designated a strict “prohibited act” in judo — it results in an immediate loss by disqualification (with the opponent winning by default) regardless of scoring or technique, a serious foul handled separately from accumulated shido (penalty) warnings. This isn’t a special rule invented for this one case. The Aichi-Nagoya Asian Games is being held in Japan in autumn 2026, and this match took place during that event. On the thread, many posters drew comparisons to Mike Tyson’s ear-biting incident and soccer’s Luis Suárez, drawing reactions from both combat-sports and ball-sports fans alike. That said, no official explanation of exactly how or why the biting happened has been given yet, so further reports are worth watching for. Some posts speculating baselessly about nationality have been excluded from this writeup.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geisokuhō+) thread “[Asian Games/Judo] Chinese athlete disqualified in shocking foul — bites down on Maeda Rin, clear teeth marks… Women’s 70kg.”

  • 70kg Gravure Idol Crushes a ‘Bump Attacker’ at the Station: ‘I Didn’t Eat All This for Nothing’

    Gravure idol and cosplayer Minami Awa (29) reported on October 1 via X (formerly Twitter) that she’d been targeted by a “bump attacker” (butsukari-ya — people, often men, who deliberately slam into pedestrians, frequently targeting women) at Tokyo Station. She said the man was slim and short, and that she, weighing 70kg, came out the clear winner — he staggered back, glared at her, and walked off. Her line “I didn’t eat all this for nothing” caught attention online, and on 5ch a debate broke out over whether it was really a deliberate attack or just an accidental collision.

    10/1 (Thu) 11:47

    Gravure idol, cosplayer, and talent Minami Awa (29) updated her X account by the 1st, revealing she’d been the target of a bumping incident.

    She reported, “I ran into a bump attacker at Tokyo Station today.” She explained further: “As it happens, he was a somewhat slim, short guy, so at 70kg I won easily. He went flying back a little, glared at me, and walked off.” She addressed her followers: “Tough luck for him — I didn’t eat all this for nothing. Everyone, watch out for bump attackers too.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    11AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:31
    Weight conquers all.
    Nobody beats a sumo wrestler in a collision.
    12AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:31
    Some sumo fans actually go around bumping into wrestlers or slapping their backs.
    16AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:33
    There's no real detail here — are we just supposed to take her word for it that he bumped into her?
    17AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:34
    Sounds like some good old-fashioned butsukari-geiko (sumo bumping practice) to me.
    26AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:37
    I'd love to hit him with a 'Mongol Supreme Technique' too (a meme reference to an over-the-top pro wrestling finisher).
    27AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:37
    People who bump into others on purpose —
    what's even the deal with that?
    28AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:37
    The guy was just walking normally — you're the one who didn't move out of the way.
    29AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:38
    Way too strong, lol.
    Doesn't look like 70kg at all.
    31AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:38
    If the attacker is deliberately picking targets to bump into,
    I don't think he'd have picked her, no?
    43AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:45
    Re: #31
    Isn't 158cm/70kg actually the perfect build to bump into?
    Too light and he'd worry about hurting her,
    any bigger and he'd risk hurting himself.
    41AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:44
    This kind of self-promotion angle works.
    Even if it turns out to be made up, it kind of makes me want to root for her.
    42AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:44
    Let's start marketing her as a female sumo-wrestler idol.
    44AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:45
    Fat people want their mouths full of rice, so loading up on sausage instead is the wrong move.
    47AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:48
    There was an old baseball blooper reel where Boomer, who played for the Hankyu Braves, charged home plate trying to bowl over the catcher, but
    got bounced right back. The catcher was Kagawa of the Nankai Hawks.
    48AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:48
    Wasn't she the bump attacker here?
    51AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:50
    The average middle-aged guy weighs over 70kg — the 'undefeated' claim is a lie.
    54AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:51
    Women tend to have pretty solid lower bodies, so at the same weight they're actually quite strong.
    55AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:52
    Re: #1
    Couldn't it be that she was the one staring at her phone and he just bounced off her?
    Is it really okay to just assume he was a 'bump attacker'?
    56AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:52
    Pretty sure you're the one who walked into him, lol.
    59AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:57
    Maybe he just wanted to enjoy a bit of a bumper-car thrill.
    63AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:59
    If you think she's cute, go to her handshake event. If you're the only one who shows up, maybe you could take her home.
    64AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:59
    Looks like she's riding a trending topic for attention.
    And it's pretty questionable whether it even really happened.
    65AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:59
    Not a single person showed up to her handshake event at the pachinko parlor??
    Guess that says something classy about her, in a way.
    69AnonymousOct 1, 2026 17:05
    Re: #65
    She looked so different from her promo photo that people thought she hadn't arrived yet.
    68AnonymousOct 1, 2026 17:04
    Maybe she looks slimmer in her clothes, and he mistakenly went in for the bump.
    76AnonymousOct 1, 2026 17:12
    In the first photo she's heavy but still looks genuinely cute — if she lost weight she'd probably get mobbed with attention.
    80AnonymousOct 1, 2026 17:19
    Re: #76
    A cute chubby girl is rarer and arguably more popular, don't you think?
    81AnonymousOct 1, 2026 17:19
    Re: #76
    She's definitely got good looks, no question.
    Then again, maybe being heavier is actually part of her appeal.

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    “Bump attackers” (butsukari-ya) have become a recurring social phenomenon in recent years, repeatedly covered in the news and on social media as people — often men — deliberately slamming into women on the street, so complaints like this aren’t unusual on their own. What split opinion in this thread was the fact that Awa’s post is a one-sided account. Aside from her own explanation, there’s no way to confirm whether the man really targeted her on purpose or simply wasn’t looking where he was going and brushed past her. On 5ch, skeptical voices calling it “probably just an accidental bump” appeared alongside more favorable takes calling it “a clever way to turn her build into a selling point.” As the headline notes, it’s also worth keeping in mind that Awa previously had a handshake event cancelled due to zero attendees, which has led some to suspect this story was cooked up for publicity given her relatively low profile.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “70kg Gravure Idol Reports Crushing a ‘Bump Attacker’ at the Station: ‘I Didn’t Eat All This for Nothing’ — Previously Had a Handshake Event Cancelled Due to Zero Fans.”

  • Giants Fall Silent Against Hanshin’s Murakami — Bases Loaded, Still Scoreless, Fans Cry ‘Curse’

    This is from the live-reaction thread for the Giants–Hanshin game at Koshien Stadium on October 1, 2026. Hanshin starter Shoki Murakami was handed chance after chance by the Giants’ lineup — bases loaded with no outs, then runners on first and third with no outs — but worked out of both jams without allowing a run. The thread filled with a mix of astonishment and despair, with posts like “everyone’s grinding out at-bats” and “getting shut down by Murakami is just pathetic.” This marks Murakami’s 8th start against the Giants already this season, and some posters jokingly pointed to Hanshin manager Kyuji Fujikawa’s “grudge” against the Giants, as frustration grew over the Giants’ lineup falling silent against a sharp pitcher.

    1AnonymousOct 1, 2026 18:23
    Previous thread
    Giants Acting Manager 157
    3AnonymousOct 1, 2026 18:24
    Koshien Stadium
    Starting Lineups
    [Giants] [Hanshin]
    7 Maru 8 Chikamoto
    8 Matsumoto 4 Nakano
    6 Izumiguchi 9 Morishita
    2 Oshiro 5 Sato
    5 Richard 3 Oyama
    4 Yoshikawa 7 Takadera
    3 Masuda Riku 2 Sakamoto
    9 Hirayama 2 Motoyama
    1 Taketaru 1 Murakami
    5AnonymousOct 1, 2026 18:27
    Central League pennant race standings (as of September 30)
    9AnonymousOct 1, 2026 18:33
    Former Chunichi manager Shigekazu Mori weighs in on the possibility of Masumi Kuwata becoming Chunichi's next manager: "If you're really going to change things…"
    https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/47c4e68fc6c39c92c309bb4319176eec6adf563d
    10AnonymousOct 1, 2026 18:33
    Everyone's grinding out at-bats
    Even Richard managed to battle it out, so maybe Murakami's not that sharp today
    11AnonymousOct 1, 2026 18:33
    Murakami's low pitches are all balls — why do they keep swinging at them?
    14AnonymousOct 1, 2026 18:35
    Murakami doesn't get hit, but lately he's the one getting worn down and pulled around the 5th inning
    17AnonymousOct 1, 2026 18:36
    He got into a no-out, bases-loaded jam in the first inning, yet he's only thrown 22 pitches (fans shorthand that situation as "noman")
    32AnonymousOct 1, 2026 18:40
    Guess "Chin" (derisive 5ch nickname for Hanshin) really was just off last time
    47AnonymousOct 1, 2026 18:43
    The Giants' play right now is way too dumb lol
    48AnonymousOct 1, 2026 18:43
    Only "our army" (Giants fans' self-deprecating nickname for their own team) would get hit around this easily by Hanshin's bottom order
    53AnonymousOct 1, 2026 18:44
    HERE IT COMES━━━━(ᵒ∀ᵒ)━━━━!!
    65AnonymousOct 1, 2026 18:46
    A MIRACLE━━━━(ᵒ∀ᵒ)━━━━!!
    69AnonymousOct 1, 2026 18:46
    ZERO━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!!
    72AnonymousOct 1, 2026 18:46
    Fizzled out again, Chin lolololololol
    76AnonymousOct 1, 2026 18:46
    Bases loaded, no outs, no runs
    Runners on first and third, no outs, no runs
    77AnonymousOct 1, 2026 18:46
    If the Giants are still this helpless against Hanshin next year too, there's no way they win the pennant
    87AnonymousOct 1, 2026 18:49
    This is already Murakami's 8th start against the Giants this season
    Fujikawa's grudge against the Giants is next level
    98AnonymousOct 1, 2026 18:53
    Re: #87
    If anything, it's a favor from Fujikawa — no way the same opponent gets stonewalled this badly by coincidence
    104AnonymousOct 1, 2026 18:54
    Starts against the Giants
    8 — Murakami
    7 — Kanamaru
    7 — Tamamura
    6 — Ohno
    6 — Saiki
    6 — Yamano
    106AnonymousOct 1, 2026 18:55
    Re: #104
    Yamano's starting tomorrow, so that number's probably going up
    153AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:01
    They should just be patient and work the count
    163AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:01
    Re: #153
    Everything from the 5-hole down is garbage
    A scoreless game looks all but certain
    166AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:02
    Giants go three-up-three-down while Hanshin gets a runner in scoring position every single inning?
    179AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:03
    Re: #166
    Now that's an interesting game
    171AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:02
    His arm's stronger than Hirayama's or Sasahara's, right?
    182AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:03
    Re: #171
    Both of them would probably just uncork a wild throw lol
    174AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:02
    An intense tug-of-war over who 'earns' the right to be humiliated by SoftBank (i.e., represent the Central League in the Japan Series)
    184AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:03
    Re: #174
    They'll just hand that 'honor' off to the BayStars anyway
    208AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:08
    I think a home run's coming (doing my Amatsu Kimura impression — a comedian known for his cheesy prediction bits)
    209AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:08
    Re: #208
    Seriously?!
    271AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:17
    Janpa's unreal
    281AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:17
    Re: #271
    Totally whiffed on that prediction lol
    315AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:20
    If it were Hara managing, he'd probably send in a pinch hitter here
    323AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:21
    Re: #315
    Yeah, that kind of move could work at this point
    367AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:28
    Getting shut down by Murakami is just pathetic
    371AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:29
    Re: #367
    And yet, zero runs allowed lol

    Background and Key Points

    Played on September 30 amid the stretch run of the Central League pennant race, this game saw the Giants stymied by the pinpoint control of Hanshin starter Shoki Murakami. Posters noted this was already his 8th start against the Giants this season, underscoring just how lopsided the matchup has become. The remark about Hanshin manager Kyuji Fujikawa’s “grudge against the Giants” is a tongue-in-cheek fan theory rooted in his playing days facing the Giants’ lineup — not evidence of any real feud. The Giants put runners in scoring position twice, with the bases loaded and no outs and again with runners on first and third and no outs, but came away scoreless both times, drawing plenty of complaints about the lower order’s lack of support alongside praise for the pitching staff that kept the damage off the board. Whether to blame the sluggish offense or credit the strong pitching became the thread’s central point of debate.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary from the 5ch (Hello!Pro board) thread “Giants Acting Manager 158.”

  • Komeo Announces Closure of ‘Kappo Komeo’ Restaurant Amid Food Poisoning Scandal

    “Kappo Komeo,” a restaurant in Azabu-Juban, Tokyo, has announced its closure. The restaurant previously caused a food poisoning outbreak, and Komeo is reportedly involved in running it. On 5ch’s Entertainment/Sports News+ thread, commenters speculated the closure might really be a rebrand aimed at a “comeback,” pointing out that the crab ramen shop “Kani wo,” also said to be linked to the same operator, is still open as usual. Others focused on hygiene management, suggesting HACCP (hygiene control plan) records may not have been properly kept, leaving opinion split on what’s really behind the closure.

    21AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:09
    It's just a rename-and-'comeback' move, right?
    Mizoguchi's into that kind of thing too.
    38AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:12
    Re: #21
    Candidates for what replaces it:
    Komeo Chinese Diner, Bistro Komeo, Ristorante Komeo
    57AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:13
    Re: #21
    A comeback in Azabu-Juban seems unlikely anyway
    Sounds like the shopping district folks were furious
    27AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:10
    Hey, hey?
    Is this really worth this much of an uproar?
    A bunch of grown adults all piling on
    Management was a little lax, sure
    Just tighten it up, that's all
    55AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:13
    Re: #27
    Food poisoning is no joke — some cases are mild, but others can be fatal.
    116AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:19
    Re: #27
    Don't talk nonsense
    We're the ones
    who went through hell over this
    it was seriously brutal
    this sucks
    29AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:11
    Because everyone's ganging up on him.
    35AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:12
    Re: #29
    Komeo's the one doing the bullying here — poisoning people is some next-level bullying.
    102AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:17
    Re: #29
    More like a terrorist spreading poison.
    37AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:12
    Honestly, Komeo's not even at fault here.
    It's just haters mad he's making money, blowing this food poisoning thing up.
    Eating food made by an ex-con makes you an anti by definition anyway.
    192AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:28
    Re: #37
    Uh… I honestly can't tell what you're trying to say.
    50AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:13
    He'll probably go on Breaking Down (a Japanese amateur fight show) for an 'atonement match' against someone like Mizoguchi.
    109AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:18
    Re: #50
    Nah, it'd have to be a crab match…
    151AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:23
    Re: #50
    Honestly, I could see that happening.
    159AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:24
    So they hadn't done a single thing — no stool tests, no hygiene records, nothing?

    It's not even that they were slacking off — this guy probably thought 'wait, you're actually supposed to do that?'
    189AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:28
    Re: #159
    Huh? Isn't cooking just about whether it tastes good?
    193AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:29
    Re: #159
    HACCP compliance is mandatory now.
    You have to log things like daily fridge temperature checks.
    And when cooking in bulk, you're required to keep food samples on hand too.
    199AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:30
    Kani wo, the crab-ramen specialty shop,
    has kept running without a single day off even after the food poisoning case,
    so Komeo's probably closing simply because customers stopped showing up.
    269AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:39
    Re: #199
    Wait, what?
    They actually reopened at some point?
    283AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:41
    Re: #269
    That ramen was served under the Kappo Komeo name,
    so the crab ramen shop itself has been running as usual the whole time.
    302AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:43
    Re: #269
    The story is the chilled crab ramen was cooked and served out of the Kappo Komeo kitchen,
    which is why Kappo Komeo got shut down.

    People online are saying they probably used ingredients from Kani wo, the crab ramen specialty shop,
    but Kani wo itself has kept operating normally without any closure, even now.
    239AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:36
    He opened a restaurant just off reading recipe books in prison — that's a pretty reckless thing to do.
    261AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:38
    Re: #239
    Prison hygiene management is actually way stricter than at a regular restaurant.
    Even so, food poisoning still happens there occasionally.
    271AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:39
    Re: #261
    It's not like the inmates are the ones handling hygiene management though.
    312AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:45
    Re: #261
    Did this guy even actually do the cooking in prison to begin with?
    301AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:43
    He probably can never get back into the food industry again.
    If he did, it'd definitely cause reputational damage to other businesses by association.
    Even just having Komeo as an investor would be nothing but a debuff at this point.
    305AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:43
    Re: #301
    Sounds like Kani wo is still open though.
    308AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:44
    Re: #305
    If people want to go, let them go, I guess?
    333AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:47
    Re: #305
    Mind your own business — whatever else he's running elsewhere is Komeo's call, not yours.
    345AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:48
    By the way, that Bird Cafe guy (infamous for a 2011 skimpy New Year's osechi scandal)
    went into hiding for a while
    but he's still running restaurants today.
    354AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:49
    Re: #345
    Well, that one was just skimpy/underfilled — they never actually caused food poisoning…
    362AnonymousOct 1, 2026 19:51
    Re: #345
    Yeah, that one had a similar vibe — people were saying 'don't half-ass your osechi, make it yourself,' kind of a 'serves them right for the skimpy osechi' pile-on.

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    “Kappo Komeo” previously caused a food poisoning incident, and this closure announcement appears to follow administrative measures such as a business suspension. Hygiene management plan (HACCP) record-keeping has been mandatory for all food businesses since June 2021, so if the claims raised in the thread — that temperature logs and stool-test records weren’t being kept — are accurate, this wasn’t just bad luck but a real failure of the management system itself. Opinions were split on whether the closure reflects a withdrawal due to poor business or an attempt to relaunch under a different name, with speculation spreading on both sides without confirmed evidence. Some also questioned why the crab ramen shop “Kani wo,” said to be run by the same operator, has kept operating normally, but the thread never established exactly how much equipment or ingredients the two shops actually shared, so no firm conclusion can be drawn.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “Komeo Announces Closure of “Kappo Komeo”.”

  • Seiya Suzuki hits free agency, says family safety tops his list of priorities — 5ch: ‘Chicago’s seriously no good’

    Chicago Cubs outfielder Seiya Suzuki has become a free agent after his five-year contract expired. Speaking to local reporters, he expressed fondness for the five years he spent in Chicago, but said that when choosing his next team, the top priority is finding “a place where my family can live safely” — revealing concerns particular to a player with young kids. The news set off a 5ch thread buzzing with speculation about where he might sign next, including debates over the safety of specific cities like Chicago and Philadelphia, hopes that he’d join the Dodgers, and disagreements over how to rate his defense.

    Suzuki, whose five-year contract has now expired, looked back: “It’s been five years of learning a lot, I’d say. Coming to America for the first time, the first year was really tough. But I’ve really gotten here because of support from my teammates and so many other people. There’s no way I could have done it alone.” Reflecting on the city he called home for five years, he said, “Having been here five years, I’ve grown attached to it — I really think it’s a great city. Of course my family has settled in too, and we really love Chicago. I don’t know if I’ll be leaving or not, it’s hard to say, but I have so many memories here.” Asked what he’d prioritize in choosing his next team, he said, “Somewhere my family can live with peace of mind would be best. I have kids too, and I think that kind of anxiety in your personal life is what hurts your baseball the most, so that’s something I want to weigh heavily in making my decision” — putting his family’s safety as the top priority above all else.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    8AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:52
    Gotta be Hiroshima.
    My late grandpa's vacant house in Asakita Ward is just sitting there — I'll rent it to him.
    17AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:55
    Re: #8
    Even if Kozono, Sakakura, Morishita, and Tokoda's salaries come off the books, that still won't be enough money.
    9AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:52
    I'll be waiting for you in Philly.
    12AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:53
    >>&
    He'll be one of the top names on the market this year.
    The issue is there's a lockout risk looming though.
    14AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:54
    Was Chicago no good?
    36AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:06
    Re: #14
    Chicago's seriously no good — he said he even warned Murakami to stay away from it.
    15AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:54
    One thing's for sure: Detroit's off the table.
    18AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:56
    Re: #17
    Hiroshima can scrape together 50 million Hiroshima-dollars.
    20AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:57
    Re: #18
    That's only 5 million then.
    21AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:57
    With talk like that, it's gotta be the West Coast or Canada.
    22AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:58
    So Philadelphia, Cleveland, Pittsburgh, Detroit — all off the list then?
    29AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:02
    Dodgers are 100% out — Teoscar's still got a year left on his contract.
    30AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:04
    Re: #29
    LAD ruthlessly cuts guys loose once they're down to their final contract year.
    42AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:09
    Philly might want him, but their core's starting to age — give it three years and they won't even make the playoffs. If he's after a World Series, he should steer clear.
    45AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:11
    Re: #42
    After saying something like that, there's no way he picks a city with zombies wandering the streets. (reference to Philly's Kensington Ave drug crisis)
    43AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:10
    Come home to the Hanshin Tigers. Your buddy Kozono's headed there too.
    44AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:10
    Re: #43
    Seiya was born in Tokyo and he's a Giants fan.
    59AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:17
    Honestly, is there even a team that wants Suzuki right now…? If this were his prime, sure, but…
    61AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:18
    Re: #59
    The Orix Buffaloes. (his old NPB team)
    64AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:19
    Re: #59
    A hitter who can put up an .850 OPS over a full season is in demand anywhere.
    67AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:19
    Re: #59
    Reminder: this IS his prime.
    66AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:19
    A right-handed bat putting up roughly a 130 wRC+ is already a $100M-class player on its own. Add top-tier defense, and with an outfielder shortage this year, who knows how high it could go. Though this is a CBA negotiation year, so the whole market could end up cooling off.
    71AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:20
    Re: #66
    His defense really is good. Wrigley's outfield is such a nightmare to play that I bet his numbers get even better somewhere else.
    85AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:30
    Didn't he say he wanted somewhere warm?
    86AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:32
    Re: #85
    Honestly he probably wants one last shot playing alongside Ohtani and the gang, so this reads like a pitch to the Dodgers.
    88AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:35
    Re: #45
    Every city has its sketchy parts. It's just Kensington Avenue that's rough in Philly — the rest of the city is normal. LA's got sketchy areas too.
    95AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:40
    Re: #88
    LA actually has safe neighborhoods though — Philly doesn't.
    90AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:37
    As long as nobody leaks his address like they did with Ohtani, he'll be fine.
    94AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:40
    Re: #90
    Fuji TV: "!!!" (reference to the network's past leak of Ohtani's house)
    93AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:39


    Hurry up and come to Tokyo already.
    96AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:43
    Welcome to the Angels.
    97AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:45
    Re: #96
    Kikuchi's wife and Suzuki's wife seem like they'd get along, and Darvish's wife is close with them too, so it'd work out perfectly.
    108AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:55
    Doesn't sound like he's staying put — this'll be fun to watch.
    111AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:58
    My wife's heading to Chicago for work in December — is it really that dangerous a city?
    113AnonymousOct 1, 2026 17:00
    Re: #111
    If you're just living a normal life there, it's not dangerous at all. Besides, by Japanese standards pretty much anywhere gets called dangerous.

    Background and talking points

    Seiya Suzuki signed a five-year deal with the Cubs in the 2022 offseason, and that contract has now expired, making him a free agent. What stood out in his press conference was that, ahead of stats or contract size, he named “somewhere my family can live safely” as his criterion for choosing a new team — and the thread largely revolved around city-by-city safety debates sparked by that comment. While Philadelphia and Detroit were singled out and avoided, posters pushed back on Los Angeles and Chicago, arguing it “depends on the neighborhood” — a point that holds up reasonably well against actual crime statistics, given that U.S. cities can’t be painted with one broad brush. It’s worth noting that mentions of him as a “Gold Glove candidate,” along with defensive ratings and specific hitting metrics, are all individual posters’ personal assessments within the thread, separate from the official postseason awards announced after the season ends. As of the press conference, no front-runner destination had been determined, and the thread’s reactions remain purely speculative.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nanimo Jikkyo G) thread “Cubs’ Seiya Suzuki becomes a free agent after contract expires — top priority for next team: “somewhere my family can feel safe”.”

  • New Queen Movie Opens in October: 5ch Users Push Back Hard on “One-Hit Wonder Overseas” Claim

    To mark the 80th anniversary of Freddie Mercury’s birth, Queen: Budapest — a concert film documenting the band’s 1986 Budapest show — opens in theaters on October 7. The release prompted a music critic’s piece on Queen’s enduring appeal, which was picked up on 5ch [Japan’s largest anonymous forum network] and sparked a flood of comments about favorite tracks and “greatest album” debates. Some pushed for the Queen II and Sheer Heart Attack era, others questioned the synth-heavy direction from The Game onward, and opinions split sharply over claims like “they only caught on here because of a Kimutaku drama” [a nickname for actor Takuya Kimura] and “overseas they rank below Led Zeppelin or Pink Floyd.”

    Tue, Sep 29, 6:05 PM

    2026 marks the 80th anniversary of Freddie Mercury’s birth. The historic 1986 Budapest concert, captured at the peak of Queen’s powers, hits theaters October 7 as Queen: Budapest. More than half a century on, why does Queen still command such devotion? Music critic Yuichi Masuda — who has followed the band in real time since 1975, later served as editor-in-chief of Music Life magazine, and supervised the Japanese subtitles for Bohemian Rhapsody — breaks down the appeal.

    (snip)

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:11
    Bai-seku
    Bai-seku
    7AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:15
    Re: #2
    Bisexual? (soramimi) [note: soramimi is the Japanese meme of 'mishearing' foreign lyrics as unrelated Japanese/English phrases — here the 'Bicycle Race' chant gets misheard]
    38AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:30
    Re: #2
    Bicycle (if you catch my drift)
    4AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:15
    I love Somebody to Love
    31AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:26
    Re: #4
    'I tripped and fell!' [another soramimi — the line gets misheard as this Japanese phrase]
    5AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:15
    Re: #1
    Seriously, what a wimp of an article
    Just come out and say QUEEN II lol
    8AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:15
    'The Fairy Feller's Master-Stroke' is a work of genius, right
    9AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:15
    Honestly, 'Fat Bottomed Girls'
    is the number one Queen song for me
    11AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:16
    I love the momentum of Sheer Heart Attack
    12AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:16
    Looking at how the photo in Re: #1 is laid out, it's kind of giving 'THE ALFEE plus one' [THE ALFEE is a long-running Japanese rock trio]
    14AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:18
    There are AI cover videos on YouTube of Freddie singing all sorts of songs
    17AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:18
    The opening for the anime The Big O was great
    18AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:19
    It's amazing that all four members could write hits
    Even the Beatles only managed that with three
    35AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:29
    Re: #18
    Ringo Starr(ish) over here like 'Octopus's Garden…'
    19AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:19
    Queen, lol
    They only blew up here because of a Kimutaku drama, total one-hit wonder
    'half a century' my ass
    20AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:19
    Sometimes I can't get that 'Ibrahiiiim' song out of my head
    don't even know the title though
    21AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:19
    That's 'Mustapha'
    Ibrahiiiiiiim—
    22AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:19
    Mama— just killed a man— put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger— [a Japanese-paraphrased recitation of the Bohemian Rhapsody lyrics]
    23AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:20
    Still haven't seen the movie
    even the trailer just leaves me going 'who even are these guys'
    42AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:32
    Re: #23
    You'll get it once you watch it
    24AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:20
    Truly a one-of-a-kind band
    there's no one else quite like them
    25AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:21
    For albums it's gotta be A Night at the Opera and The Game
    for singles just stick to the classics — Bohemian Rhapsody, Don't Stop Me Now, Another One Bites the Dust
    28AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:24
    Forget half a century — you lot weren't even loved by your own parents 🥺
    29AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:24
    Same as the critic here, Queen II is the best
    though the one I actually listen to most is A Kind of Magic
    33AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:27
    The opening piano bit in Bohemian Rhapsody is so plain
    yet it alone gets the crowd roaring — that's incredible
    37AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:30
    My first Queen exposure was 'Radio Ga Ga'
    it wasn't even a huge hit back then, and watching the video I just thought 'funny old guy' lol

    but when that intro played in the movie, I cried
    39AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:31
    Overseas, Queen's treated almost like a one-hit wonder
    they never sold that well

    in terms of sales
    they're way behind Led Zeppelin or Pink Floyd
    40AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:31
    Just listen to the greatest hits album and be done with it
    43AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:36
    No love for 'We Are the Champions' or 'We Will Rock You'?
    there's also 'The Show Must Go On'
    48AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:42
    Re: #43
    No wait, 'The Show Must Go On' is great
    56AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:47
    Re: #43
    I like the version of 'The Show Must Go On' that Elton John sings
    44AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:36
    'I Was Born to Love You'
    guess that doesn't count since it's a Freddie solo track
    47AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:41
    Re: #35
    Was about to type 'When I'm Sixty-Four' but that's a Paul song
    even though it feels like a Ringo one
    49AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:43
    Seven Seas of Rhye
    Keep Yourself Alive
    Liar
    Brighton Rock
    that's the list
    50AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:44
    I like 'You're My Best Friend' and '[Eternal Wings]' [translator's note: literal rendering of the Japanese title given — the exact English-catalog song being referenced is unclear]
    52AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:44
    Queen was great through The Game
    after that, drum machines and synth bass crept in and the albums started sounding cheap
    I pre-ordered the Hot Space LP right after The Game, which was a masterpiece, and only ever put it on the turntable once
    57AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:48
    Re: #52
    Yeah, the synth-heavy tracks definitely feel dated listening now
    55AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:46
    Gotta be 'Mustapha,' no contest
    58AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:48
    Re: #55
    On Jazz, the needle drops and track one is 'Mustapha' — it blew my mind, I thought it was something off an Islamic call to prayer

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    Queen debuted in 1973, and even after Freddie Mercury’s death in 1991, the band stayed popular through greatest-hits compilations and tributes; the 2018 hit film Bohemian Rhapsody further widened their fanbase among younger listeners in Japan. Greatest Hits is considered one of the best-selling albums in UK chart history, so the thread’s claims that Queen is a “one-hit wonder overseas” or “inferior to Led Zeppelin or Pink Floyd” don’t necessarily line up with actual sales figures. The new film Queen: Budapest documents the final show of the 1986 Magic Tour, widely known as one of the last major concerts Freddie performed despite a worsening throat condition. The thread’s disagreement centered mainly on which album era counts as Queen’s classic period — those favoring early work like Queen II and Sheer Heart Attack clashed with those who saw the synth-driven sound from The Game onward as a step down.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geisupo Sokuho+ [entertainment/sports news board]) thread “Queen, Beloved for Over Half a Century — 5 Essential Songs to Start With.”

  • Formerly “Indians”: 1 Year, 4 Months After Renaming, Recognition Stuck at “About 60%, Still a Tough Battle”

    Chonmage Ramen, the comedy duo formerly known as Indians, appeared at a Tokyo event on October 1 and revealed that one year and four months after their name change, public recognition of the new duo name is “about 60%, still a tough struggle.” In a thread on 5ch’s Geinou Supo Sokuhou+ board, users ran through examples of renames that worked out (Summers, Cream Stew) alongside past cases where a new name never stuck and the act reverted to its old one (Animal Kaidan, Rafurekuran’s switch to Cotton, etc.), fueling a growing consensus that “duos who actually succeed after renaming are the minority.” Meanwhile, some questioned the naming sense itself, while others had fun pitching alternative name ideas.

    Thu, Oct 1, 3:12 PM

    Comedy duo Chonmage Ramen attended a sampling event for Nobel Confectionery’s “VC-3000 Throat Tablets” in Tokyo on the 1st.

    Akihiro Tabuchi, who showed up in a yellow full-body tights costume, spent about 30 minutes handing out the product. Mingling with everyone from kids to foreign visitors, he was thrilled: “I’m so grateful it was such a huge hit. If I get fussed over like this, I want to dress like this all the time — I had almost 100 times more photos taken of me than usual.” His partner Kimu laughed along: “He’s practically sparkling. If he’d bring this look to our manzai act too, I’d actually look forward to smacking him.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:46
    Dian vs. Indians (Chonmage Ramen) — Why Such a Gap? A Difference in How Complacent Their Environments Were
    8AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:50
    It's rare to see a rename backfire into negative publicity this badly.
    10AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:51
    This duo's real weak point might surprisingly be Tabuchi being bad at unscripted talk segments.
    17AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:53
    Re: #10
    Right, right — Kimu's actually pretty funny sometimes.
    87AnonymousOct 1, 2026 17:19
    Re: #10
    He's just upbeat, not actually funny.
    14AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:51
    When it comes to renaming,
    only Summers and Cream Stew really pulled it off, right?
    Feels like 90% of acts flop and revert back.
    27AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:01
    Re: #14
    This is something Arita can only say now that time's passed — back then they pushed the line "we got popular because we renamed!", but actually they were already getting popular, and he genuinely hated being forced to rename right as their old name "Kaijarisuigyo" was finally catching on.
    On top of that, he had to keep saying "we got popular because we renamed!" even though — as he's been grumbling lately — they would've made it without the rename too!
    18AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:53
    Rafurekuran got a huge push from Yoshimoto too but never broke through,
    so they renamed to Cotton… but even that didn't really take off.
    19AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:54
    Animal Kaidan — Timeline

    1991: Formed
    2000: Disbanded
    2004: Osaru renames to Monkikki
    2004: Koala renames to Happy Happy.
    2012: Monkikki reverts to Osaru
    2012: Happy Happy. reverts to Koala
    2017: Osaru renames to Monkikki again
    2020: Monkikki reverts to Osaru again
    55AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:35
    Re: #19
    Sounds like they just got toyed with by a witch.
    22AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:57
    Something like "Ii de Yansu" (a deliberately goofy, old-timey catchphrase name) would've been fine.
    23AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:57
    Only seen them on TV once since the rename lol
    24AnonymousOct 1, 2026 15:57
    Naming sense on the level of a lower elementary schooler.
    26AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:00
    The rename was supposed to head off complaints, but since it's still got "chon" in it, you can't even shorten it to "Chon-ra" without the problem resurfacing — total own goal.
    At the very least, pick a name you can actually abbreviate.
    28AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:02
    Tried to get laughs out of the duo name itself and failed
    — comes off like something a grade-schooler came up with.
    29AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:03
    Even the original name was hard to remember — was it "Indians" or "Indianz"? This duo's just never been blessed with a good name.
    30AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:03
    Wasn't the recognition rate for the old name about the same anyway?
    32AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:04
    Why didn't they just go with "Somen" instead?
    33AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:05
    Rename ideas pitched on Suiyobi no Downtown (a variety show):

    A Bouquet for the Raised Fist
    Hepburn on the Dead-End Main Street
    Ryugu JOKER (Dragon Palace Joker)
    KimTab
    Hey Kakkooni
    Peni
    Happy Carnival
    Tsukkomi, Boke, and Sometimes Kimu
    Comedy's VIP Seat
    42AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:19
    Re: #33
    Happy Carnival — even abbreviated it'd sound cute, that one's good.
    80AnonymousOct 1, 2026 17:15
    Re: #33
    KimTab would've been the obvious pick, but good thing they didn't go with it now that there's a Takurou out there.
    88AnonymousOct 1, 2026 17:20
    Re: #33
    "Comedy's VIP Seat" sounds exactly like a catchphrase from Vocabula-tengoku (the old comedy show).
    39AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:12
    They're just not a funny duo to begin with — this isn't really a conversation about the name.
    43AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:19
    Also terrible that it overlaps with "Ramen Chonmage," the shop in Tenroku, Osaka (´・ω・`)
    76AnonymousOct 1, 2026 17:08
    Re: #43
    I thought that was a shop from Kochi, but looking it up, turns out they've got locations in Osaka and Kobe too.
    46AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:23
    Recognition's gotta be even lower than that — barely see them lately.
    48AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:26
    Not exactly what you'd expect from a duo that made the M-1 Grand Prix finals.
    49AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:27
    Just go with "Chonmage Somen" already!! ( ゚Д゚)
    50AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:28
    I'd seen the name around now and then, but I thought Chonmage Ramen was some middle-schooler YouTuber group. Had no idea it was Indians after a rename.
    52AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:30
    Speaking of renames, did "2800" go back to their old name?
    I liked them, but I stopped seeing them after the name change — or maybe I have seen them under the new name and just don't recognize them.
    65AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:53
    Re: #52
    You mean 2700? If it's 2700, Tsune left the group, so isn't it just Yasojima going by that name solo now?
    63AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:49
    They should've just used the name a Native American person actually offered them.
    64AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:51
    Re: #63
    "Hey Kakkooni," right? I think so too.
    70AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:55
    "Indians" suited them better honestly — "Chonmage Ramen" is just a terrible name to begin with.
    71AnonymousOct 1, 2026 16:57
    Re: #70
    Guess it's the best name to them — someone offered them a good one, but they pushed through with their own pick anyway.

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    The rename from Indians to Chonmage Ramen reportedly took place in 2024 out of consideration for Native Americans. Opinions in the thread split over whether the slow uptake comes down to “the naming sense itself” or simply “a lack of exposure and name recognition” to begin with. While Summers and Cream Stew were cited as rare examples of a rename actually sticking, cases like Animal Kaidan and 2700 — which flip-flopped between their new and old names — were also raised, underscoring just how much a rename can affect a comedian’s brand. The original article also notes that despite the low 60% recognition figure, the duo themselves seemed in high spirits at the event — suggesting a gap between how the performers see it and how well the public has actually caught on.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou Supo Sokuhou+) thread “[Comedians] Chonmage Ramen, One Year and Four Months After Renaming, Recognition Rate “About 60%. Still a Tough Battle” — Formerly Indians.”