Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • System Outage Shuts Down Osaka Metropolitan University for the Day — 5ch: “The School Born From a Merger of the Prefectural and Municipal Universities”

    On October 2, 2026, Osaka Metropolitan University suffered a major outage in its information infrastructure systems, including internal email and the campus portal, forcing all classes to be cancelled for the day. According to Kyodo News, there’s no timeline yet for restoration. The thread kicked off with comments like “never heard of this university,” followed by explanations of how it was formed in 2022 from the merger of Osaka Prefecture University and Osaka City University. The discussion also heated up around how attendance-taking now depends entirely on the system, as well as debates over the school’s academic ranking and difficulty level.

    Osaka Metropolitan University announced on the 2nd that a major outage had hit its information infrastructure systems, including internal email and the portal site, leading to the cancellation of classes for the entire day. There is reportedly no prospect yet for when the systems will be restored.

    October 2, 2026, 12:44 PM, Kyodo News

    Source: 47news.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:53
    Never heard of this university.
    5AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:54
    Re: #2
    It's the result of a merger between Osaka Prefecture University and Osaka City University.
    46AnonymousOct 2, 2026 13:14
    Re: #2
    Here it's "never heard of it = low ranking" lol
    It's famous as a "low-education detector" school lol
    13AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:56
    Isn't that different from Osaka University?
    30AnonymousOct 2, 2026 13:02
    Re: #13
    That's a national university.
    "Ham Univ" (nickname for Osaka Metropolitan) is just the City and Prefectural schools merged into one.
    51AnonymousOct 2, 2026 13:16
    Re: #13
    Famous as the school people end up at after failing Osaka University's entrance exam.
    A popular pick for science students via the "chuki" (mid-period admissions schedule) route.
    122AnonymousOct 2, 2026 14:38
    Re: #13
    Nope, different school.
    There used to be two separate universities, Osaka City University and Osaka Prefecture University, and they merged to form Osaka Metropolitan University.
    25AnonymousOct 2, 2026 12:59
    Don't tell me the reason is that attendance-taking got digitized and now they literally can't take attendance.
    Just hand out paper attendance slips like the old days and have students write their student ID and name on them — problem solved.
    71AnonymousOct 2, 2026 13:37
    Re: #25
    All the first-years go to the new campus, right?
    That's totally possible then.
    28AnonymousOct 2, 2026 13:01
    Why not just mark everyone present and skip the lecture?
    If they really need a record, just have them write their names on paper.
    58AnonymousOct 2, 2026 13:20
    Re: #28
    A university is also a company.
    It'd be fine if it were just about the students, but plenty of staff — not just professors, but accounting, general affairs, security, and more — all have to do their jobs for classes to run at all.
    The whole shift schedule is built around everything being digital, so suddenly switching to paper processing is a disaster.
    48AnonymousOct 2, 2026 13:14
    Ha, it's lunchtime but there's unusually no line at Rekishi wo Kizame (a popular ramen chain near campus known for long queues) — so that's why.
    56AnonymousOct 2, 2026 13:18
    Re: #48
    Over on Wakatte (a university-ranking enthusiast community), someone joked "guess they're engraving a history of failure" lol (a pun off the ramen shop's name, "engrave history")
    A safety school for science students who didn't make it into Osaka University.
    63AnonymousOct 2, 2026 13:27
    Good work. Did they get hit with ransomware or something? (´・ω・`)
    74AnonymousOct 2, 2026 13:40
    Re: #63
    Wonder if there's such a thing as a "ransom crony-capitalist." (a pun mashing up "ransomware" with "seishō," a businessman who profits off political connections)
    80AnonymousOct 2, 2026 13:45
    First time hearing of this university — what's its hensachi (standardized difficulty score)?
    93AnonymousOct 2, 2026 14:00
    Re: #80
    It's a hensachi score that means nothing to people who've never even heard of the place.
    166AnonymousOct 2, 2026 17:10
    Re: #80
    https://www.toshin.com/daigaku/osaka-koritsu/hensachi
    Hensachi runs from 62 to 70.
    89AnonymousOct 2, 2026 13:57
    Can't they just run classes the analog way…
    91AnonymousOct 2, 2026 13:57
    Re: #89
    They can't handle attendance tracking and stuff like that.
    114AnonymousOct 2, 2026 14:21
    Re: #89
    They probably can't even print a paper roster of enrolled students at this point.
    Student records are all on the cloud, and if they've also ditched physical ID cards for smartphone-based student IDs, this is a seriously bad situation.
    104AnonymousOct 2, 2026 14:16
    Isn't tuition at Osaka Metropolitan pretty cheap? I heard that's what drove its hensachi up so much. Back in the day, national universities were the same way — cheap tuition plus the old entrance exam system made even regional "ekiben" schools (nickname for lower-tier regional national universities, lit. "bento-box universities") brutally hard to get into.
    112AnonymousOct 2, 2026 14:20
    Re: #104
    Most national and public universities can only compete with private schools by dumping tuition that low.
    127AnonymousOct 2, 2026 14:51
    Re: #104
    Apparently that's just an urban legend.
    On Jukensaron (a university entrance-exam discussion board), someone posted a hensachi chart from 30 years ago, and it's been on par with Chiba, Yokohama National, and Kyushu University this whole time.
    107AnonymousOct 2, 2026 14:18
    It's at least a notch above Meiji University.
    115AnonymousOct 2, 2026 14:23
    Re: #107
    Meiji's commerce program is a long-established name too, but Ham Univ's roots trace back to one of the old "Three Commercial Universities," ranked right alongside Hitotsubashi and Kobe.
    119AnonymousOct 2, 2026 14:30
    Re: #107
    So it's an "E-rank" school then (internet slang for the bottom tier of university rankings).
    120AnonymousOct 2, 2026 14:33
    Me, a graduate of Osaka City University's business school, just watching from the sidelines.
    123AnonymousOct 2, 2026 14:39
    Osaka Prefecture University was also strong in veterinary medicine and aerospace engineering (I think?), so the merger was a win-win.
    It also put an end to that pointless "which is better, City or Prefecture?" argument.
    135AnonymousOct 2, 2026 15:26
    Re: #123
    Prefecture University's engineering department only offered "chuki" and "kouki" (mid- and late-round) admission slots, which actually made it harder to get into than Osaka University.
    But there's a famous story that since Osaka University's results came out during Prefecture Univ.'s "chuki" exam, students who'd gotten into Osaka University just got up and left in droves at lunchtime.
    139AnonymousOct 2, 2026 15:31
    Re: #123
    On top of that, Osaka Prefecture made schooling free all the way through grad school for its own high schoolers, so the cutoff score has been climbing in recent years.
    183AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:38
    That's about the level of the "Sankinkoryu" schools (a group of mid-tier Kansai private universities — Kyoto Sangyo, Kindai, Konan, Ryukoku) back when entrance-exam competition was at its fiercest — even those schools had a hensachi around 65 then.
    Some departments got as high as 68, even close to 70.
    Still a third-tier university at the end of the day.
    185AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:46
    Re: #183
    But the alumni network is strong, so job placement is pretty solid too.
    A safe bet if you're in STEM.
    These days, if you want to go into research, you can always "launder" your way into a more prestigious grad school anyway.
    189AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:28
    Re: #183
    Which "Sankinkoryu" are you even talking about?
    If Sankinkoryu was hensachi 65 back then, Osaka City University's med school or Osaka Prefecture University's engineering school would've been more like 80 or 75.

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    Osaka Metropolitan University is a relatively young institution, formed in 2022 through the merger of Osaka City University and Osaka Prefecture University — which is largely why the thread lit up with “never heard of it” reactions. The City University side traces its lineage back to one of the old “Three Commercial Universities” (a prestigious trio alongside Tokyo University of Commerce and Kobe Higher Commercial School), but the merger and name change effectively reset its public name recognition despite that accumulated history — a nuance the article itself doesn’t convey. There’s also a theory going around that cheap tuition is what drove the school’s hensachi up, though posters in the thread pushed back, noting it’s been on par with schools like Chiba and Yokohama National for 30 years — so it’s not something a single theory can settle. As for why the outage led to the drastic step of cancelling classes for the entire day, it comes down to attendance tracking and student IDs now being fully dependent on the digital system, making a quick fallback to paper far from simple — a sign that as university administration digitizes further, it also grows more vulnerable whenever the system goes down.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Newsplus) thread “[Breaking] Major System Outage at Osaka Metropolitan University, Classes Cancelled for the Day.”

  • Hello! Project Motto Thread on 5ch: “I’ll Decide Where I Bloom”

    A casual chat thread popped up on 5ch asking what your personal motto would be if you joined Hello! Project. Replies ranged from genuine proverbs like “patience sits on a stone for three years” and “man’s fortune and misfortune are like the old man’s horse,” to twisted zingers that flip a proverb on its head — such as “I hate the saying ‘bloom where you’re planted’ — I’ll decide where I bloom myself” — all the way to a line lifted straight from the Western video game Skyrim. With sources and logic all over the map, the posts just kept piling up.

    1AnonymousOct 2, 2026 17:46
    Funny how all kinds of sayings get used — and sometimes two people post the exact same one without noticing.
    2AnonymousOct 2, 2026 17:47
    Patience sits on a stone for three years (perseverance pays off).
    3AnonymousOct 2, 2026 17:47
    Both my eyes are 2.0. (On Japan's vision scale, that's roughly 20/10 — exceptionally sharp eyesight.)
    5AnonymousOct 2, 2026 17:49
    Man's fortune and misfortune are like the old man's horse. (A Daoist parable: what looks like bad luck now may turn out good later, and vice versa.)
    6Dark PunisherOct 2, 2026 17:49
    Money goes round the world (easy come, easy go).
    7AnonymousOct 2, 2026 17:49
    Marin's line is the best one so far. (Unclear whether this refers to an idol or another poster nicknamed Marin.)
    8AnonymousOct 2, 2026 17:50
    "I took an arrow to the knee." (The famous Skyrim guard meme.)
    10AnonymousOct 2, 2026 17:50
    Bloom where you've withered. (A pun on the self-help classic "Bloom Where You're Planted" — swapping "planted" for "withered.")
    12AnonymousOct 2, 2026 17:53
    Ended up falling for it.
    13AnonymousOct 2, 2026 17:53
    If someone won't get it unless you spell it out, they won't get it even if you do.
    14AnonymousOct 2, 2026 17:54
    Damn it — watch closely, scum!
    15AnonymousOct 2, 2026 17:55
    This is life's Borderline.
    17AnonymousOct 2, 2026 17:55
    What can be done today, I'll do tomorrow. (A flip on the usual "don't put off today's work.")
    18AnonymousOct 2, 2026 17:56
    I absolutely hate the saying "bloom where you're planted"!
    I'll decide for myself where I bloom.
    19AnonymousOct 2, 2026 17:57
    Don't be late.
    Always greet people.
    20AnonymousOct 2, 2026 17:57
    Right here, Risa-chi. (Reference unclear — possibly a nickname.)
    25AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:00
    I never run away — it's always you who runs.
    26AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:00
    Good fortune comes to those who wait (literally, "lie down and wait for it").
    27AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:02
    Money and spittoons — the more they pile up, the filthier they get.
    63Dark PunisherOct 2, 2026 20:26
    Re: #27 Money and trash collect in dirty places.
    28AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:02
    Water takes the shape of whatever vessel holds it.
    29AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:05
    I was playing PlayStation.
    31AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:06
    In heaven and on earth, I alone am the honored one. (The line traditionally attributed to the newborn Buddha.)
    32AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:08
    I never shed tears.
    33AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:09
    "A rich man's bank balance shouldn't get to decide which kinds of suffering are valid."
    That's probably the most recent one I jotted down —
    it's a line that came up during the whole Ed Sheeran cancellation controversy.
    34AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:11
    Both eyes are 0.1. (The opposite of post #3's boast — this is quite poor eyesight.)
    36AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:15
    The bald guy's bible.
    38AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:18
    Ahh, (life) was fun!
    60AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:08
    Re: #38
    That's Aika, 80 years from now. (Nickname reference unclear.)
    39AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:19
    Super duper duper good vibes!
    41AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:22
    Personal motto: Yamazaki Airu
    42AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:23
    Whoops — here comes summer!
    43AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:24
    Fu kara boo. (Reference/onomatopoeia unclear.)
    46AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:29
    Pass before you get passed! (Wordplay on the classic "strike before you're struck," swapping in 経る, "to elapse/pass.")
    47AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:31
    Don't do today what you could do tomorrow. (A reversal of the usual proverb.)
    49AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:34
    The only cure for sleep deprivation is sleep.
    55AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:43
    Say "it's for my hometown friends" and anything goes.
    62AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:21
    First, a smile. Second, a smile. No third, no fourth — fifth, a smile. (Riffing on the old mnemonic format "first X, second X… fifth X.")
    64AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:27
    The 3-3 roppō you must never fold.
    The 8-8 roppō you must always fold. (Specific reference unclear — possibly mahjong or another game's jargon.)

    Background and Talking Points

    “Personal motto” threads are a recurring format on boards where Hello! Project fans gather, and this one again blends genuine proverbs — like “patience sits on a stone for three years” and “man’s fortune and misfortune are like the old man’s horse” — with twists and in-jokes made up by the fans themselves. What stands out is how wildly the sources range: “I took an arrow to the knee” is the famous stock line from the Western video game Skyrim, and another post references the Ed Sheeran cancellation controversy — sourced material with nothing to do with idol culture, dropped in without warning, which leaves some posts hard to parse unless you already know the reference. Worth noting, though, is that the thread never turns into an actual argument; it stays purely a game of spotting the wittiest line.

    *This article has been excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “If you joined Hello! Project, what would your “personal motto” be?“

    A few notes on translation choices: “名無し募集中。。。” (literally “Anonymous wanted…”) is this board’s default placeholder username, rendered simply as “Anonymous.” Several posts (#20, #36, #43, #60, #64) reference in-jokes, nicknames, or game/mahjong jargon I couldn’t confidently identify — I flagged those as unclear rather than guessing at specifics.
  • Yamato Transport Customer Data Leak? 5ch: ‘Passwords Are Already Meaningless’

    On October 2, 2026, Yamato Transport announced that its ‘Kuroneko Pay-Later Service’ — which lets customers pay for goods at convenience stores and other outlets after receiving them — suffered unauthorized access. Customer information such as names, addresses, phone numbers, and email addresses may have been exposed, though the company says credit card numbers and passwords were not included. In the 5ch thread reacting to the announcement, users questioned why pay-later services keep getting targeted, debated the limits of password-based security, speculated about a possible inside job, and recommended paying cash at convenience-store pickup as a safer alternative.

    Yamato Transport announced on the 2nd that its payment service for online shopping had suffered unauthorized access, and that customers’ personal information — including names, addresses, phone numbers, and email addresses — may have been leaked. The scale of the breach is still under investigation, and the company says credit card information and passwords were not included.

    The unauthorized access was confirmed on September 28. Information belonging to customers who used the ‘Kuroneko Pay-Later Service’ — which allows people to pay at convenience stores and other locations after receiving their goods — may have been leaked. The service has been suspended since the 28th, though package pickup and delivery continue as normal.

    October 2, 2026, 19:08 — Kyodo News

    Source: 47news.jp / Original article here

    7AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:52
    Every single day, it's just data leak after data leak.
    10AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:52
    Re: #7
    Thanks a lot, SI (the system integrator).
    92AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:06
    Re: #7
    They're timing this announcement to overlap with some other company's big scandal — trying to bury it and soften the blow.
    20AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:53
    Why is it always the pay-later services that leak?
    Same thing happened last time too, didn't it.
    52AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:59
    Re: #20
    Probably because the data in there is valuable.
    266AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:47
    Re: #20
    Seems like it really is valuable. Since it's pay-later, the customer's already passed a credit check, and it even recorded the purchase details — perfect material for phishing scams.
    32AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:56
    Eight-character-plus passwords are pointless at this point.
    75AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:02
    Re: #32
    These days a password just ends up locking you out of your own account.
    44AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:59
    Are breaches from unauthorized access just trending now?
    With an AI like Anthropic's 'Mythos' around, security walls probably crack open easily.
    71AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:02
    Re: #44
    There are probably already shady types out there crawling around hunting for security holes with something like that.
    49AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:59
    Is this on purpose or what?
    They just keep leaking personal info one after another.
    65AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:01
    Re: #49
    Times screwed up, so now's the perfect window to make this announcement.
    72AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:02
    Re: #24
    Wasn't there news about some AI under development that started infiltrating systems on its own?
    90AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:05
    Day after day, how much are they leaking exactly?
    115AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:10
    Guess we've entered an age where data leaks are just the norm.
    116AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:11
    Re: #115
    What are you even saying — the moment you use LINE, it's already game over.
    140AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:19
    Like in the US, unless companies that leak data actually get penalized, this won't stop.
    Japan used to hand out things like 500-yen QUO cards (prepaid gift cards) as an apology gesture, but now it's just a token 'sorry' and nothing else.
    149AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:21
    Re: #140
    True. Nobody even feels like they did anything wrong anymore.
    170AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:26
    Is buying stock in security companies the smart move here?
    228AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:37
    Re: #170
    Already trending straight up.
    177AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:27
    Got an email from E-Store saying my password leaked and telling me to change it,
    but it didn't even say which shop it leaked from — their response is awful.
    I wish people would stop using this garbage company.
    181AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:27
    Re: #177

    Got one too.

    There's no way to even look into it, so it really ticked me off.
    188AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:29
    Huh? Wasn't Yamato supposed to be near the end, whether sorted by kana order or alphabetically?
    Are we doing a reverse attack from the back of the list now?
    204AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:32
    Re: #188
    Both Sagawa and Yamato got hit, so maybe delivery companies specifically are being targeted right now?

    Or maybe Japan Post already got hit too and just hasn't noticed? lol
    193AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:29
    Personal information should just be managed on paper — analog, not digital.
    206AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:32
    Re: #193
    Analog really is the safest option.
    209AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:33
    Is the internet going to collapse sooner or later from getting hacked to death by AI?
    226AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:36
    Re: #209
    It's become a game where whoever steals the data with AI wins.
    And like always, that stolen info just gets traded around among tokuryu gangs (loosely organized ad-hoc crime networks) and other organized-crime groups.
    215AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:34
    I canceled my MoneyForward account too.
    Deep down I always felt it was a bit risky, but I let convenience win out anyway.
    There's no such thing as 'absolutely safe' going forward, so cut down to the bare minimum and cancel what you don't need.
    235AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:39
    Re: #215
    You should go full digital minimalist.
    Only use major services that actually invest in IT more than typical Japanese companies do, and only the ones you truly can't live without.
    If even those get taken down, you can at least tell yourself you did what you could and just be one of a hundred million victims.
    245AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:40
    Names and addresses have long since been sold all over the place anyway.
    It's the bank account info that matters.
    Pay at convenience stores as much as possible.
    Avoid entering your bank account details whenever you can.
    248AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:41
    Re: #245
    That's literally the story here — it was the convenience-store payment service that leaked.
    253AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:42
    Re: #245
    Funny thing is, when you actually weigh the risk, paying cash at a convenience store is the strongest option.
    Just have it sent to the convenience store for pickup.
    264AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:46
    Re: #245
    Same here — for online shops I'm not fully sure about, I skip the credit card and pay at the convenience store instead.

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    Yamato’s ‘Kuroneko Pay-Later Service’ requires customers to pass a credit check to use it, and it even records detailed purchase histories. In the thread, some users speculated that this made the data particularly ‘valuable’ — easy to repurpose for phishing or fraud. Others pointed out that this same service has leaked information before, a piece of background that’s hard to see from the official announcement alone, since this isn’t actually the first such incident. The announcement states that credit card numbers and passwords were not among the leaked data, so it’s worth noting that the exposure appears limited to items like names, addresses, and contact details — a distinction that’s easy to miss. Theories about an inside job or suspicious timing for the announcement also came up, but these remain speculation; the cause had not been made public as of this writing.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Breaking News+) thread ‘[Unauthorized Access] Yamato Transport Customer Data Leak?.’

  • Hiroshima ‘Also Explored Trading Kozono to Hanshin’ — Carp Cut 4 Players, Citing ‘Inability to Build Trust’

    On October 1, the Hiroshima Toyo Carp notified four players — Kaito Kozono, Masaya Yano, Seita Maekawa, and Shunsuke Tamura — that their contracts would not be renewed for next season. The list includes last year’s batting champion Kozono and Yano, a Golden Glove winner two years prior, which raised eyebrows given the backdrop: a scandal involving former player Ryutaro Hazuki, who was arrested and convicted for using the designated drug etomidate, known as “zombie cigarettes.” The team cited an “inability to build trust” as the reason, but on 5channel, rumors swirled that a trade sending Kozono to the Hanshin Tigers had been under discussion behind the scenes, sparking debate over whether the decision was fair and where the players might land next.

    Amid the ongoing “zombie cigarette” scandal, with investigations and fact-finding still underway, the team made the harsh call not to renew contracts with four players for next season.

    On October 1, the Hiroshima Carp announced that infielders Kaito Kozono, Masaya Yano, and Seita Maekawa, along with outfielder Shunsuke Tamura, would not have their contracts renewed for next season. Kozono won the batting title last year and also topped the league in on-base percentage, while Yano took home a Golden Glove award the year before. News that core Hiroshima players were being released sent shockwaves through fans.

    Dark clouds had been gathering over Hiroshima’s season even before it began. In January, former player Ryutaro Hazuki, who had been with the team through the previous season, was arrested on suspicion of violating the Pharmaceutical and Medical Device Act by using the designated drug etomidate — known as “zombie cigarettes.” At his first hearing in May, he admitted to the charges and was convicted.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:03
    A trash organization that only cares about keeping up appearances
    4AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:03
    We don't take damaged goods here!!
    Go try a newspaper-owned team in Aichi or Tokyo (i.e. the Chunichi Dragons or Yomiuri Giants, both owned by newspaper companies)
    18AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:12
    If this actually happens, it'll be a disgrace on the level of the Matsunaga scandal
    19AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:12
    Kozono probably wanted this himself
    he's a Hanshin fan after all
    56AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:24
    Re: #19
    Unfortunately, he's actually a 'Kyokasu' (derisive slang for a Yomiuri Giants fan)
    21AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:13
    Isn't this a chance for other teams to pick up talent? Are there any promising players in Hiroshima worth targeting?
    22AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:13
    Kozono's got his sights on the majors, right?
    91AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:35
    Re: #22
    No MLB team wants a singles hitter like that
    it's not like his speed or defense stand out either
    23AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:13
    The only team that would take on a guy like this
    is that traditional 'black-suited gentlemen' ballclub
    24AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:13
    Kozono was the batting champ last year and a tough at-bat, but his defense at shortstop is garbage
    no team's taking on that kind of risk for him
    26AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:13
    Judging by that press conference, even signing him would tank the team's mood — a net negative
    29AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:13
    Even after the dust settled, there's been no talk of Anraku returning to Japan
    is Kozono actually free to sign with another team right now?
    30AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:14
    Making money off some made-up story just because it's the kind of thing that never comes out publicly?
    31AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:14
    Hanshin was this close to landing a reinforcement
    32AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:15
    The team that keeps saying 'Be gentlemen!' will be the one to sign him lol
    33AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:15
    Re: #1
    Why not try challenging the majors? There's bound to be a team willing to take a chance on him

    I doubt it
    He's got no power
    Best case scenario, maybe Mexico?
    46AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:20
    You'd have to be out of your mind to think Kozono could cut it in the majors
    His career-best OPS is .753
    Going by past examples, he'd be lucky to even hit the .600s over there
    No team is taking a player like that
    And how much longer is Emoto going to keep doing commentary anyway?
    48AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:22
    Re: #46
    To begin with, not being able to play defense is a dealbreaker in MLB
    unless you've got overwhelming power to make up for it
    52AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:23
    This just looks like Hiroshima trying to dodge accountability in advance, in case this turns into a real scandal later
    76AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:30
    Re: #52
    Yeah, that's obviously the only explanation if you think about it normally
    that's exactly why they carefully worded it as 'no trust'
    73AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:29
    MLB is strict on violence but soft on drugs
    Still, I don't think Kozono would cut it over there
    77AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:30
    Re: #73
    Wasn't he banned for steroids?
    84AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:33
    Re: #77
    Guys like Tatis Jr. came right back like nothing happened though
    89AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:34
    Re: #77
    MLB is lenient when it comes to drugs
    Josh Hamilton, back when he was with the Rangers, went through the team's rehab program and came back to put up real results too
    80AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:31
    There's this vibe that it's fine as long as it's Hanshin
    87AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:34
    Re: #80
    If anything, SoftBank and the Giants are more lenient
    102AnonymousOct 2, 2026 20:38
    Re: #1

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    “Zombie cigarettes” is the street name for etomidate, an anesthetic classified as a designated drug under Japan’s Pharmaceutical and Medical Device Act. Former player Ryutaro Hazuki was arrested in January for using it, and at his first hearing in May he admitted to the charges and was convicted. It’s worth noting — and easy to overlook — that the four players released this time were not themselves charged with any drug offense; the team emphasized “an inability to build trust,” not drug use, as its reason. Kozono himself, at the press conference following his release, explicitly denied any involvement with illegal drugs or organized crime. Opinions in the thread were split: some argued other teams would be hesitant to sign him for fear new facts might surface after the fact, while others pointed to MLB’s more lenient drug policies compared to Japan’s as opening the door to a possible overseas move. Some commenters likened it to past “Black Mist” scandals in Japanese baseball history, reflecting the broader difficulty of how to treat players who remain only under suspicion.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5channel (Geisoku+) thread “[Zombie Cigarettes] Hiroshima ‘Also Considered Trading Kozono to Hanshin’ — Team Declares Four Players Non-Tendered Over ‘Inability to Build Trust’ [Ailuropoda melanoleuca★].”

  • Chidori’s Daigo Makes First Appearance on ‘DOWNTOWN+’, Shares Drinks with Hitoshi Matsumoto — 5ch: ‘Nobody’s Watching’

    As part of a first-anniversary special for the video streaming service ‘DOWNTOWN+,’ it’s been decided that an episode featuring Chidori’s Daigo in conversation with Hitoshi Matsumoto — ‘I Want to ___ With Hitoshi Matsumoto! The Chidori Daigo Edition’ — will begin streaming on November 6. The two, said to be close friends off-camera as well, will have their talk released almost entirely uncut. On 5ch threads, rather than the content of the conversation itself, attention focused on the peripheral details: comments pointing out the service’s low subscriber count and the sparse number of Yahoo! comments, plus speculation that Yoshimoto Kogyo is grooming Daigo to become ‘the next Matsumoto.’

    Chidori’s Daigo Shares Drinks with Hitoshi Matsumoto, ‘I Want to Talk Things Through’ — First Installment of DOWNTOWN+’s 1st Anniversary Project

    ■ The conversation between the two, said to be close friends off-camera too, airs almost entirely uncut

    As the first piece of content marking the 1st anniversary of the video streaming service ‘DOWNTOWN+,’ it has been decided that ‘I Want to ___ With Hitoshi Matsumoto! The Chidori Daigo Edition,’ featuring Chidori’s Daigo, will begin streaming on November 6.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:17
    Nobody's watching
    37AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:35
    Re: #2
    And yet here I am opening the thread and posting anyway
    4AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:17
    I haven't checked the articles since then — is his backside doing okay now? (a nod to his famously-told story about anal fistula surgery)
    6AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:19
    This is probably how you tame him
    The fact that Hamada never shows up kind of makes it feel like they've effectively disbanded
    44AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:38
    Re: #6
    It's probably partly a scheduling issue, but he's like the last trump card — in a way, whether they appear together is basically a barometer
    8AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:19
    Daigo — the guy who once cosplayed as Matsumoto and got pulled off a show for it
    11AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:20
    Content that broke 500,000 subscribers
    And it's paid, too
    14AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:22
    I actually really want to watch this
    You can catch it on Netflix, right?
    15AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:23
    Chidori's finally here!
    Looks like all of Yoshimoto is throwing its weight behind Matchan (Matsumoto)
    20AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:26
    If I remember right, the order was Shimura → Ishibashi → Matsumoto
    22AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:27
    Matsumoto, who once played 'Yassan' — a once-great manzai comedian in decline — in a skit on Gotchi,
    has now basically become Yasushi himself (a nod to Yokoyama Yasushi, the legendary comic whose career was wrecked by scandal)
    25AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:28
    A mysteriously overhyped comedian, for some reason
    27AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:29
    Right now Yoshimoto's desperately trying to mold Daigo into the next Matsumoto
    30AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:30
    Ugh…

    Daigo's got at least some young female fans too, and Yoshimoto's being pretty dumb about this

    Well, maybe they've just given up, figuring nobody's watching anymore anyway so it's 'safe'
    32AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:32
    After Downtown, Yoshimoto's next big thing is Chidori
    When they came up from Osaka to Tokyo and showed up on Pikaru dressed as mushrooms, I thought they were done for
    Now there's not a day you don't see them on TV
    33AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:33
    Hikaru reacts to the news that 'DOWNTOWN+' is coming to Netflix: 'Isn't that pretty bad, though? Seems like it's really not going well' / 'They probably can't pull in subscribers' [muffin★]
    https://hayabusa9.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/mnewsplus/1790923177/
    34AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:33
    I wish someone would just tell him, 'Heard you're quite the popular guy these days'
    35AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:34
    Only 56 Yahoo comments so far lol

    No comments means
    people aren't even interested enough to love or hate it.
    40AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:35
    Re: #35
    And yet you went and looked that up specifically
    36AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:35
    Matsumoto's become the kind of celebrity you can only see if you pay up
    39AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:35
    Between this and the Netflix thing, Matchan seems to be in 'winding down' mode
    Probably getting ready to hand DOWNTOWN+ off to Daigo while Netflix swallows the whole thing up
    41AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:36
    He's coasting through showbiz purely on his skill at flattering old men
    42AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:37
    I'd rather they bring on Shitara than someone like Daigo, but I guess Horipro (his agency) won't allow that
    45AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:38
    Who'd have thought Daigo would end up outranking him
    You really never know
    46AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:38
    Bringing in Daigo right as the one-year contracts from the November launch are about to expire
    And with content-sharing deals with Netflix and all that, renewal numbers must be dropping quite a bit
    49AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:42
    Matsumoto: 'Looking back and seeing you there just makes me happy, you know'
    52AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:46
    He's fallen into that lazy 'voice of reason' character, hasn't he
    53AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:48
    Content that doesn't even feel worth paying for
    54AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:52
    Have they broken a million subscribers yet?
    55AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:54
    We've hit the phase where it doesn't matter who shows up anymore
    Is there even anyone who wants to watch Daigo
    Maybe if Kimutaku showed up out of nowhere subscribers would tick up
    Even that's a stretch
    56AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:54
    A guest whose whole conversation you can already predict is boring
    58AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:56
    Just bring on Speed Wagon's Ozawa already
    67AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:09
    Re: #58
    He was dropping hints he might show up on Plus

    Though even if he did, it probably wouldn't get much buzz

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    ‘DOWNTOWN+’ is a paid streaming service Hitoshi Matsumoto has been running since the period of reduced public appearances that followed the Shukan Bunshun reports in late 2023, and this casting of Chidori’s Daigo is the first piece of content for its 1st-anniversary celebration. The flood of comments pointing out low subscriber numbers and poor viewership can be read as the flip side of people’s interest in whether Matsumoto, since his comeback, has managed to recapture his old level of buzz. Some posts floated the idea that the service is ‘effectively disbanded,’ pointing to how rarely Masatoshi Hamada appears on it, but this could just as easily come down to programming or scheduling decisions, and nothing conclusive has actually been shown. It’s also worth keeping in mind that the idea of Yoshimoto grooming Daigo as ‘the next Matsumoto’ is speculation from bystanders, not something either man has actually said.

    *This article is compiled by excerpting and summarizing the 5ch (Geinou Sokuhou+) thread “[Entertainment] Chidori’s Daigo Makes First Appearance on ‘DOWNTOWN+,’ ‘I Want to Talk Things Through With Hitoshi Matsumoto’ — Shares Drinks with Matsumoto.”

  • Tsubaki Factory’s 3 Rookies Sell Out Their First Birthday Events — 5ch: “Hello! Project Otaku Are All About Skill”

    The official account announced that Tsubaki Factory’s Nishimura Itsuki’s first birthday event, held on October 9 at Starlight Theater, sold out both shows through same-day ticket reservations alone. The thread also noted that the first birthday events for Hayashi and Nagano, held around the same time, had likewise sold out completely, with commenters praising all three rookies for getting off to a strong start together. At the same time, some pointed out that since the guests included fellow group member “King” and Juice=Juice’s "Nina", the turnout might owe more to the guests’ pulling power than to the birthday member’s own popularity — sparking some back-and-forth about differences in venue capacity.

    1AnonymousOct 2, 2026 17:04
    Regarding the "Tsubaki Factory Nishimura Itsuki Birthday Event 2026" being held on Friday, October 9 at Starlight Theater: same-day ticket reservations have already reached the planned capacity, so there will be no same-day ticket sales at the venue. Thank you for your understanding in advance.
    #TsubakiFactory #NishimuraItsuki
    2AnonymousOct 2, 2026 17:07
    King! King! My number one! (a cutesy spelling of "ichioshi" — "my favorite")
    7AnonymousOct 2, 2026 17:19
    The King-and-Nina combo is just unfair.
    9AnonymousOct 2, 2026 17:23
    That's because Tsubaki has a member serving as MC — it's basically a two-for-one turnout boost. Other groups either have the "Jōjō Gundan" (a go-to emcee crew) or no MC at all.
    10AnonymousOct 2, 2026 17:26
    Tsubaki members are pretty strong when it comes to birthday events
    There's a clear gap in venue capacity compared to Biolo (likely another Hello! Project act).
    11AnonymousOct 2, 2026 17:32
    Why didn't they just keep it secret?
    Now that they've named names, of course the "heard-it-leaked" newbies are gonna show up.
    16AnonymousOct 2, 2026 17:34
    Amazing — now Marin can graduate without any regrets.
    17AnonymousOct 2, 2026 17:34
    The first round is secret, technically.
    37AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:09
    Re: #17
    It's not secret though.
    18AnonymousOct 2, 2026 17:35
    Looks like King alone has more otaku than all three Saniko members combined (Saniko = a trio nickname).
    22AnonymousOct 2, 2026 17:41
    If it's King, the place would've sold out even without Nina.
    23AnonymousOct 2, 2026 17:41
    That's because Hayashi is the one who came up with the nickname "King."
    25AnonymousOct 2, 2026 17:42
    Hayashi, Nishimura, and Nagano all sold out their first birthday events — impressive.
    Guess Hello! Project otaku really are all about skill after all.
    27AnonymousOct 2, 2026 17:45
    Just make every Tsubaki event have Niai as the guest from now on.
    28AnonymousOct 2, 2026 17:45
    Resa and Doigo are stronger than Hayashi, aren't they? (fan nicknames)
    30AnonymousOct 2, 2026 17:51
    Re: #28
    That's a stretch.
    29AnonymousOct 2, 2026 17:49
    Go off to BEYOOOOONDS with a smile.
    31AnonymousOct 2, 2026 17:52
    For Hayashi's next one, I think they could bump it up to Funabori (a bigger venue).
    34AnonymousOct 2, 2026 17:57
    Juice=Juice's group popularity is so overwhelming now that you can't even gauge individual members' popularity anymore.
    39AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:15
    Motchi: Yurakucho Asahi Hall, 772 seats
    Momoya: Square Ebara, 362 seats ←lolololol
    King: Airship Theater, 508 seats
    44AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:23
    Re: #39
    She gets underrated just for being in Angerme.
    That agency's trash as always.
    57AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:33
    Re: #39
    Niai did 3 shows, including one in Nagoya, you know.
    She actually drew the biggest crowd of anyone.
    Did you know that?
    42AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:21
    All three selling out is impressive.
    It's rare for a whole batch of rookies to get off to such a good start together like this.
    43AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:23
    Nina's just a victim of the whole-hall block booking.
    46AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:26
    Wondered what was up with King, and
    turns out Hayashi's the guest. Total cheat code.
    49AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:27
    King's "bangs guy" power really worked (a running joke about King's hairstyle).
    50AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:28
    Tsubaki's riding on Juice=Juice's coattails.
    Even the top-liked TikToks are mostly Juice-related.
    51AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:29
    King hinted at the MC lineup,
    posted that you'd be missing out if you don't come,
    kept hyping it up after Nina was announced —

    it's completely riding on Nina.
    54AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:30
    Doing well despite being the same week as Marin's event.
    55AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:30
    Nagano sold out both shows with no second round and no guest.
    56AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:31
    Nagano's super popular, and yet she's getting fire-saled in Fukuoka lol
    58AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:33
    Itsuki, why'd you announce Hayashi as a guest?
    Now even the unwanted "heard-it-leaked" newbies are gonna show up.
    59AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:34
    At the first-round stage it was only mentioned vaguely on the blog,
    so it barely reached Juice=Juice fans.
    61AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:35
    People who aren't even in the fan club should stop stirring up pointless rivalry drama lol
    67AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:52
    Don't say I didn't warn you if you regret it… — Nishimura Itsuki
    2026-08-30 21:20:18
    https://ameblo.jp/tsubaki-factory-new/entry-12977266948.html
    Everyone!
    Registration for the birthday event
    closes tomorrow at noon!!!!!!!
    You HAVE to come!!!!
    It's my very first birthday event, you know?!!
    Is it really okay if you don't come?!!!!
    Please!! Come!!!!
    I'll be waiting!!!!
    Don't say I didn't warn you if you end up regretting it, okay?
    Still figuring out what we're gonna do!
    The setlist's slowly coming together

    It's gonna be so much fun…🍹
    Is it really okay not to come…💚
    I'll be waiting for you…👓

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    Hello! Project’s “birthday events” are solo shows held for the member whose birthday it is, rather than the whole group — since they depend less on other members, the birthday member’s own drawing power tends to show up directly in the numbers. That’s why the thread kept citing venue capacities (772, 362, 508 seats, and so on): a “sellout” can mean very different things depending on the size of the hall. There were also cases where the guests were fellow group members or Juice=Juice members, which split opinion in the thread over whether the turnout reflected the guest’s pull or the birthday member’s own popularity.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “The “Tsubaki Factory Nishimura Itsuki Birthday Event 2026,” held Friday, October 9 at Starlight Theater, has sold out both shows.“.

  • Morning Musume Newcomer Ishikawa Kano’s Singing Wows Fans: “Is a New Ace Born?”

    In footage aired on the October 2, 2026 episode of Hello! Pro Station, the voice of new Morning Musume member Ishikawa Kano became a hot topic on 5ch’s Hello! Project board. Despite being given zero singing parts, her vocal ability stood out so much that posters reacted with surprise, saying things like “giving her zero lines is a glitch” and “she’s way too good for someone with no experience.” The thread debated the gap between her lack of singing experience and her actual skill, as well as how singing parts are being divided up among existing members.

    2AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:20
    It's wild how a successor always shows up right when Oda is about to graduate
    Like how Habu Yoshiharu declined just as Fujii Sota rose
    Like how Ichiro declined just as Shohei Ohtani rose
    6AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:21
    She can sing this well and they're giving her zero lines? That's got to be a glitch
    Meanwhile there are seniors way worse than her
    14AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:26
    Re: #6
    The other two are so hopeless that Ishikawa's getting caught in the blast radius
    11AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:24
    Non-non (Ishikawa's nickname) is way too talented
    Incredible at both singing and dancing
    13AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:25
    Re: #11
    That's practically a setup for her getting bullied
    12AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:25
    15AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:26
    https://imgur.com/5Yl9oIK.jpeg
    17AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:28
    Re: #13
    They'd been bringing in no-skill members for ages, so suddenly dropping in a skilled one throws things off like this — if they're going to keep adding skilled members, the generation above her needs to be stacked with skilled members too, or it just doesn't balance out
    19AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:31
    "Finally, a kid who can actually sing joined!"
    20AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:31
    Homamei hell averted, yesss!! (a mocking nickname for a pairing of members whose singing was seen as weak)
    23AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:34
    Re: #20
    Mei-chan's voice might be an acquired taste, but Okamura's voice is the kind that appeals to everyone, right?
    21AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:31
    She's got a face that's clearly going to get cuter
    If you guys are gonna hold back, I'll make her my top oshi (favorite member)
    26AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:35
    https://youtu.be/HqCoDpvU_Bk?t=59

    Ishikawa's movement right here is amazing — her head stays completely still while everything from the neck down ripples
    27AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:36
    It's great that her voice isn't muffled — it cuts through clean, really satisfying to listen to
    28AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:37
    I hope they raise Non-non carefully without overworking her
    Oda and Reina have freakishly strong voices, but watching Ai-chan and Morito-chi struggle makes me feel bad for them
    30AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:37
    https://imgur.com/NJudpsR.jpeg
    33AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:40
    Turns out Yasuda can sing better than Suzuki
    35AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:42
    Oda's only "good" by Morning Musume's standards anyway
    37AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:43
    I want to hear Ishikawa sing a full song solo
    38AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:43
    Once Oda graduates, let's bump up Kano's singing parts
    42AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:46
    The crazy thing is Ishikawa has zero singing experience and still pulls this off
    43AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:47
    I wonder if they actually explained why they're sidelining her on vocals despite this
    55AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:54
    Re: #43
    Singing-part allocation doesn't track with skill anyway — even Ishida gets a ton of lines
    44AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:47
    Singing is talent
    Experience doesn't matter
    45AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:48
    I think Yuumi barely had any singing experience either, if I remember right
    46AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:48
    Do trainees get recording experience, or does that vary person by person?
    49AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:51
    Best "that" the group's ever had
    She's got real punch
    51AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:52
    Not sure about Yasuda, but Suzuki's got star quality
    They need that since the lineup's full of plain members
    52AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:52
    They should've waited one more year and brought in Nemoto and Kishida instead
    Seriously, they're way too short on members who can actually sing
    54AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:53
    Re: #52
    Nemoto looks like she's under 140cm and Kishida's 145cm — are you sure that's the better call?
    53AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:53
    Suzuki actually did well on the assessment test too
    57AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:55
    Sugihara — dance, outgoing type
    Yasuda — the face execs would love
    Suzuki — visuals
    Ishikawa — dance, singing
    58AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:55
    Suzuki's only real problem is she's fatally bad at remembering stage positions
    She's not actually terrible
    though she does walk into the wrong spot
    60AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:59
    Re: #54
    Is that a problem?
    It's not like they only recruit members for good looks

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    In Hello! Project, including Morning Musume, fans have long tracked how singing parts are divided up song by song (“uta-wari”) as a measure of a member’s popularity and growth. New members usually join after a trainee period, but singing experience varies a lot from member to member, and many are selected mainly for their dance ability. What divided opinion in the thread was how much of an inexperienced member’s skill can really be judged from a short clip in an official video, and whether it’s fair to suddenly cut back an existing member’s singing parts. Note that, as of this thread, management has not given any official explanation of how singing-part decisions are made or how members will be used going forward — this remains fan speculation.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “[HaroSta REC] Morning Musume’s New Ace Ishikawa Kano Has Arrived!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!“.

  • Sony’s PS5 Hands-On Event Requires a PS Plus Subscription to Reserve a Slot, Sparking 5ch Debate

    It became a hot topic on 5ch’s hardware/industry (“Geha”) board that the PS5 hands-on corner at Sony’s “PlayStation Matsuri” event in Osaka requires a PS Plus subscription just to make an advance reservation. The official guidelines state that “only the person who made the reservation may try the demo” and that “if we are unable to verify your identity on the day, you may be denied entry,” and explicitly spell out that companions cannot try the demos themselves and can only stand and watch. In the thread, opinion split between those calling it an insular event that shuts out newcomers from the get-go, and those reading it as meaning PS Plus is only required for the reservation itself, with walk-up demo play on the day being a separate matter — leading to a back-and-forth where posters kept citing the same text but arriving at opposite readings.

    At “PlayStation Matsuri,” you’ll be able to try out a wide range of popular titles, including buzzworthy games that were exhibited at the PlayStation booth during Tokyo Game Show 2026 this past September.

    Source: playstation.com / Original article here

    4AnonymousOct 2, 2026 17:44
    Feels like this'll end up leaking again
    You can't exactly log in somewhere like that
    6AnonymousOct 2, 2026 17:45
    What's even the point of a real-world event then
    Turning new players away is seriously a baffling way to run this
    7AnonymousOct 2, 2026 17:46
    Just let us do it online already lol
    9AnonymousOct 2, 2026 17:46
    Sorry but if you're already a Plus member can't you just do this at home?
    This event's supposed to be for bringing in new people
    11AnonymousOct 2, 2026 17:47
    Why do you need a Plus subscription just to try a demo
    Are they out of their minds
    12AnonymousOct 2, 2026 17:47
    It's a real-world event but it's way too insider-only
    13AnonymousOct 2, 2026 17:48
    Glad they haven't learned anything since "Tokon" (apparent reference to a past incident)
    Stay exactly the way you are
    14AnonymousOct 2, 2026 17:48
    Writing off new customers from the start, that's the vibe
    15AnonymousOct 2, 2026 17:48
    Re: #1
    Wait, so it's an event aimed at existing players?
    That's just market research lol
    36AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:05
    No way they'd make you log in on every single demo unit, so I guess it's really just for verifying your identity at reservation
    44AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:07
    Re: #36
    Probably some kind of prep for when they sell the next console, I'd guess
    49AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:09
    Like, it's supposed to be a festival — what if a family wants to go together?
    Does everyone need to have PS Plus?
    If so, that's hilarious 😆
    61AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:15
    Re: #49
    Sony: "Companions, just stand there and watch"

    "Only the person who made the reservation may experience the demo. The right to participate in this event may not be exchanged for cash or transferred."
    54AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:11
    Isn't it just that Plus members get to skip the line for the demo?
    Surely they're not refusing anyone who isn't a PS Plus member, that'd be insane lol
    57AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:12
    Re: #54
    Nah?
    It means if you want to try anything at the PlayStation booth, you need to sign up for Plus
    63AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:15
    Is there even any point to the demo units at that rate?
    65AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:16
    Re: #63
    Maybe they just want people to feel some sense of privilege for getting to try it at all?
    92AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:27
    Alright, time to clear this up —
    PS Plus is only needed to reserve a demo slot
    You can still try the demo without reserving
    97AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:31
    Re: #92
    Why tell a lie that's going to get caught immediately

    "2. About this event"
    "Only the person who made the reservation may experience the demo. The right to participate in this event may not be exchanged for cash or transferred."
    "*If you do not arrive at the designated location by the specified time, you may be refused participation in this event."

    > "Only the person who made the reservation may experience the demo"
    100AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:32
    Re: #92
    Lying like that is just going to disappoint people who were looking forward to it on the day
    103AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:32
    Re: #97
    That's the terms for the advance reservation, though
    111AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:35
    Re: #103
    Exactly — without an advance reservation you can't play the featured titles, that's the whole point. Can you not read Japanese or what
    106AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:34
    It also says this — with restrictions this strict for people without a reservation, how could "you don't need to reserve" possibly be true?

    > "We may verify your identity at the venue on the day, so please bring something that can confirm your PlayStation Network account, such as a printout or your smartphone screen. Please note in advance that if we are unable to confirm your identity on the day, we may refuse you entry."
    110AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:35
    Re: #106
    That's all still terms for the reservation, though
    113AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:36
    Re: #110
    Which is exactly why it's mandatory, that's the point
    116AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:37
    Re: #110
    If you're so sure of that, go find me a single line from Re: #1 that says you can play without reserving
    118AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:37
    Re: #113
    It's just that PS Plus is needed if you want to reserve —
    PS Plus itself isn't a requirement for the demo
    131AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:42
    Re: #118
    The fact that you can't even join the event without reserving in the first place makes that argument pure sophistry
    132AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:43
    Re: #118
    Seeing as you can't even take part in the event without reserving in the first place, that's about as sophistic as it gets
    121AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:39
    They may check your reservation.
    If they can't verify your identity, it doesn't stop at losing some perk — you get denied entry outright.

    Given that, how could someone without a reservation possibly be let in?
    128AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:41
    Re: #121
    I think it just means being a companion doesn't let you skip the line if there is one
    Though whether there'll even be a line is questionable
    134AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:43
    Re: #132
    Nowhere does it say you can't try the demo without a reservation
    139AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:45
    Re: #134
    It also doesn't say you CAN try the demo without one
    141AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:45
    Like a stand-in for a TGS admission fee or something?
    Hmm, I wonder about that
    143AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:46
    Bet the punchline is that if it's dead empty on the day, anyone can just walk up and try it lol
    145AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:46
    Re: #143
    Feel like I've seen that same thing happen with Palworld too ("Paruwa" = slang for Palworld)
    152AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:49
    Re: #143
    Honestly I don't think the reservation is even necessary,
    but scalpers might swarm the place, so that's probably why
    144AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:46
    Are they maybe thinking, "If we don't make membership mandatory this'll be way too popular and cause total chaos — gotta do something!"?
    147AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:47
    Re: #144
    Looks like they forgot all about the "approx. wait time: ___ min" part

    Background and key points of this discussion

    PS Plus is Sony’s paid subscription service, whose main perks are things like online multiplayer and access to free monthly titles. The “PlayStation Matsuri” event in question here is a promotional event letting attendees try out titles that were exhibited at Tokyo Game Show 2026, and reading the official wording, Sony isn’t asking for PS Plus as payment for the demo itself — the actual requirement is presenting a PSN account for reservation, identity verification, and anti-scalping purposes. The thread’s sticking point was whether to treat this “reservation requirement” as the same thing as a “requirement just to try the demo”: some argued that if a demo unit happens to be free on the day you might be able to use it without ever reserving, while others countered that since you can’t even take part in the event at all without reserving, PS Plus is effectively mandatory regardless — and the two sides never quite met in the middle. What readers may easily get wrong is that this condition doesn’t extend to PS5 hardware or game purchases in general; it’s a temporary measure for managing entry to one specific promotional event.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry “Geha”) thread “[Sad News] Sony Ends Up Forcing PS Plus Subscription for Osaka PS5 Hands-On Event.”

  • Kishu Don Juan’s Will Leaving ¥1.3 Billion to Tanabe City Ruled Valid — Supreme Court Rejects Relatives’ Appeal

    The Supreme Court has rejected an appeal from relatives — including a brother — of Kosuke Nozaki, known as “Kishu Don Juan” (who died in 2018 at age 77), who had argued that his will leaving roughly ¥1.3 billion to Tanabe City in Wakayama Prefecture was invalid. In a ruling dated September 30, the top court upheld the lower and high court decisions, finalizing the will’s validity. The relatives had claimed the handwriting looked unnatural and that Nozaki had no clear motive for the donation, but both the district and high courts found no evidence suggesting forgery. On 5ch, discussion centered on a quirk of inheritance law: even with a valid will, Nozaki’s ex-wife retains the right to claim her “reserved portion” (iryubun, a guaranteed minimum share), while siblings have no such reserved portion at all — and posters argued over exactly how the shares would break down.

    In a lawsuit over the validity of a will leaving roughly ¥1.3 billion — the estate of a wealthy man known as “Kishu Don Juan” — to charity, the Supreme Court has decided to reject an appeal from relatives who argued the will was invalid. The decision, dated September 30, finalizes the first and second trial rulings that upheld the will.

    The case involved relatives of Kosuke Nozaki (77 at the time of his death), a wealthy resident of Tanabe City, Wakayama Prefecture known as “Kishu Don Juan,” who died in 2018. They sought to have invalidated his will, which left approximately ¥1.3 billion of his estate to Tanabe City.

    The relatives argued that “the handwriting looks unnatural, and there’s no reasonable motive for donating to Tanabe City.” But the Wakayama District Court, in the first trial, ruled the will “valid,” finding “nothing unreasonable, since the handwriting shows characteristics and quirks unique to Nozaki.” The Osaka High Court, in the second trial, likewise rejected the relatives’ appeal, stating that “even if the characters closely resemble those in another document written by Nozaki, that does not imply the will was forged.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    9AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:34
    Theory: literally nobody knows who the original, non-Kishu "Don Juan" even was
    83AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:56
    Re: #9
    Wasn't he some guy from Spain?
    88AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:57
    Re: #9
    Wasn't that a dog breed?
    12AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:36
    Maybe it's so women get a better impression of the "sai-nan-sho"? (garbled kanji — possibly a typo for 裁判所, "courthouse")
    18AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:39
    Re: #12
    How do you even get your IME to spit out a dumb conversion like that?
    17AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:39
    Apparently the brother is suing, but doesn't the fact that there's already a wife mean there's nothing left for the brother to inherit anyway?
    Though we still don't know if she'll be found not guilty by the Supreme Court yet.
    42AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:44
    Re: #17
    Since there are no kids, if it's just the wife (and no will), it goes to the siblings too.

    A: Will valid, wife guilty → 100% to Tanabe City
    B: Will valid, wife not guilty → split between Tanabe City and the wife (the estate goes to the city in full, but the wife can claim half as her "reserved portion")
    C: Will invalid, wife guilty → 100% to the siblings
    D: Will invalid, wife not guilty → wife gets 3/4, siblings get 1/4

    https://www.sankei.com/article/20260323-XXTUR2QLS5KP5DLJ4YTDT3WVQM/
    If there were no will, the statutory inheritance share would be 3/4 for the ex-wife and 1/4 split among the brothers.
    But if the will is ruled valid, Tanabe City gets the entire estate per the will, while the ex-wife can still assert a claim to 1/2 as her "reserved portion."
    The brothers have no reserved portion, so in that case they get nothing.
    If the ex-wife is later convicted on appeal and the will is also ruled invalid, the brothers would inherit everything.
    21AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:39
    The family can't just be satisfied with their reserved portion, huh?
    31AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:41
    Re: #21
    Because siblings don't get a reserved portion.
    22AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:39
    Wasn't it the case that even if the will holds up, half still goes to the relatives? Is this lawsuit just about wanting the whole thing instead of half?
    38AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:42
    Re: #22
    Siblings do have a statutory inheritance share, but no reserved portion. So if there's a will, the will takes priority — according to Gemini.
    25AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:39
    The wife gets something out of this, right? Like ¥300 million? More?
    34AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:42
    Re: #25
    If there are no kids, the wife gets half.
    35AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:42
    Re: #25
    Half, as her reserved portion.
    40AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:44
    Would've been funnier if it all went to charity — wife left with zero yen, stunned. The end.
    45AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:45
    Re: #40
    Even then, she'd still get her reserved share. A wife's rights are insanely strong.
    48AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:46
    There are people in here just making stuff up, but I'm the one who's right — I graduated from Tokyo University's law school.
    50AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:47
    Re: #48
    There he is — Japan's number one!
    49AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:47
    Whoa, really?
    Is this some big reversal? Wait, which way was it again?
    I thought the woman was going to get it.
    55AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:49
    Re: #49
    The wife gets her reserved portion.
    82AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:56
    Re: #76
    Siblings don't get a reserved portion.
    92AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:57
    Re: #82
    Not the reserved portion — the inheritance share. If the will is invalid, the donated amount goes back into the estate, so the siblings could inherit from it.
    114AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:03
    Re: #92
    Oh, that's only if it's invalid — yeah, that's true.

    Re: #107
    Nope, go look it up.
    120AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:04
    Re: #114
    Going by this thread, I'd guess it's 3/8.
    121AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:05
    Re: #114
    "Per Article 1042, Paragraph 2 of the Civil Code, you multiply by the wife's statutory inheritance share of 3/4."
    Gemini says the correct method is to multiply the reserved portion by the statutory inheritance ratio.
    No idea if Gemini's actually right though.
    94AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:58
    Having money just invites nothing but trouble, huh.
    99AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:59
    Re: #94
    Inheritance disputes happen even without much money on the line. My dad's side of the family went through it — there's always emotional baggage involved.
    101AnonymousOct 2, 2026 18:59
    Re: #94
    According to a tax accountant, the worst fights happen over estates worth tens of millions of yen. Once you get up into the hundreds of millions, apparently disputes actually get rarer.
    113AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:02
    His family's after the money, his wife allegedly tried to kill him (lol) — what a lonely life that must've been.
    117AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:04
    Re: #113
    You can just picture him realizing that and going "fine, I'll give it all to the city instead," right?
    122AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:05
    Re: #113
    And he even put out books while he was alive — the real, literal "look how great I am" kind of book. Looking at it now, it's kind of sad.
    136AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:09
    I don't get the difference between a statutory inheritance share and a reserved portion.
    My older brother and his wife don't have kids, and we don't get along. He told me he's leaving everything to his wife, that I won't see a single yen, and that he's already written a will.
    Do I have zero right to anything?
    153AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:13
    Re: #136
    Siblings don't get a reserved portion, so no — you're out of luck.
    167AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:15
    Re: #136
    Nope.

    Though it'd be different if the wife died first.
    170AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:17
    Re: #136
    If there's a will, you get nothing. Same as this case — siblings have no reserved portion.
    Without a will you would've gotten something. Guess you should've stayed on good terms with your brother.
    197AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:26
    What exactly are the siblings trying to accomplish here? Nozaki had a wife, after all — without a will leaving them something, they're not getting anything (lol).
    201AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:27
    Re: #197
    Because if there's no will (i.e. it's invalid), all the siblings together get 1/4.
    203AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:27
    Re: #197
    If the will turns out to be a forgery, they get that 1/4.
    212AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:29
    Forge it for what reason, though? Are people saying the city made him write it?
    220AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:30
    Re: #212
    Someone who hates the wife and siblings, or someone trying to honor what they think he really wanted, going "no way am I letting them get the money, grrr" and forging it.
    221AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:30
    Re: #212
    Or maybe I wrote it myself, wanting to cut down how much money goes to the wife.

    Background and Key Points

    Even once a will is confirmed “valid,” that doesn’t mean the other heirs end up with nothing. Under Japan’s Civil Code, spouses and children are guaranteed a minimum share called the “reserved portion” (iryubun), but siblings are not entitled to one at all. The thread’s disagreements centered on how the shares would break down if the will somehow turned out to be invalid (the statutory inheritance ratio of 3/4 for the ex-wife and 1/4 for the siblings, versus the separate calculation used for the reserved portion) — the numbers shifted back and forth throughout the thread, including posts citing generative-AI answers. A common misunderstanding worth flagging: a “valid will” doesn’t mean the designated recipient gets the entire estate free and clear — a spouse’s right to claim their reserved portion survives even when a will exists. The circumstances of Nozaki’s death (the separate criminal case involving his ex-wife) is an entirely different legal proceeding from this will-validity lawsuit; the Supreme Court’s latest decision concerns only the authenticity and validity of the will itself.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Express+) thread “[Supreme Court] “Kishu Don Juan’s” will leaving approx. ¥1.3 billion to Tanabe City, Wakayama ruled valid — relatives’ appeal to invalidate it rejected.”

  • China Reports Bite on Judoka Rin Maeda as ‘Accidental’ — 5ch: ‘A Bite Mark Like That Doesn’t Happen by Accident’

    In the women’s judo 70kg quarterfinals at the Aichi-Nagoya Asian Games on October 1, gold medalist Rin Maeda (21) was bitten on the left arm by China’s Tang Jing, who was immediately disqualified for the foul. Chinese outlet Sohu reported the incident as an “accidental bite,” claiming the Chinese athlete’s camp was confused by the referee’s ruling. On 5ch, users questioned whether a bite hard enough to leave tooth marks through a judo uniform could really be accidental, with many saying the footage clearly shows intent — and most of the doubt centered on the Chinese media’s use of the word “accidental” itself.

    [Judo] Chinese Media Calls Bite on Rin Maeda “Accidental” — Chinese Athlete’s Camp “Confused” by Disqualification

    Chinese media reported on the incident in which Rin Maeda (21, of Pacific University), who won gold in the women’s 70kg judo division at the Aichi-Nagoya Asian Games (Oct. 1, IG Arena), was bitten on the left arm by China’s Tang Jing in the quarterfinals.

    Chinese outlet Sohu ran the story under the headline: “Controversial Ruling at the Asian Games! Chinese Judoka Accidentally Bites Japanese Opponent, Referee Declares Immediate Loss.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:00
    There's no way you get a bite mark like that by accident.
    4AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:00
    Are Chinese people just dumb or something?
    6AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:00
    So in China a foul's fine as long as it wasn't "on purpose"?
    135AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:31
    Re: #6
    That's "patriotism excuses everything" for you.
    14AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:02
    She was clamped on for like 30 seconds lol
    16AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:02
    Same logic as domestic abusers — "my hand just accidentally hit her."
    18AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:03
    Biting's apparently allowed under China's own house rules
    Heck, so are punches and kicks
    No wonder they're "confused"
    19AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:03
    It's obvious from the video she bit on purpose, yet they lie without a hint of shame.
    20AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:03
    Re: #1
    Can't exactly apologize before the "facts" are settled, right?
    24AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:05
    Pulling a foul this blatant and still having the nerve to complain to the referee — impressive mentality.
    26AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:05
    If you can't handle getting bitten, makes you wonder how much of a "martial artist" you really are.
    57AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:11
    Re: #26
    Learn the difference between budo (martial way) and bujutsu (martial technique).
    27AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:05
    Watched the video — looked to me like the little Japanese girl provoked her first.
    28AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:05
    If biting is just normal in Chinese judo, no wonder they're confused by the ruling.
    29AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:05
    Just watched the video — "accidental" my ass. That's a flat-out bite.
    30AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:05
    Anti-Japan sentiment excuses everything — she'll probably get a hero's welcome back home.
    36AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:06
    "Accidental"?! There isn't even a biting move in judo — or in any combat sport, period.
    48AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:09
    Re: #36
    Still better than Takeshi Kameda pulling an illegal rear throw in a boxing match.
    47AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:09
    Guess it's just within the rules over in China.
    84AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:16
    This bite reminded me of something and I cracked up —
    116AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:24
    Re: #84
    How old even are you lol
    114AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:24
    I do judo myself — the uniform's thick, so it's actually hard to leave tooth marks through it lol. What is she, a vampire?
    117AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:25
    Re: #114
    Rabid as a mad dog lol
    119AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:25
    Re: #1
    Yesterday Yahoo's dumb AI put together a fake summary claiming "A Japanese person bit a Chinese person!"

    ttps://i.imgur.com/xGWTU74.jpeg
    128AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:28
    Re: #119
    "*AI-generated info may not be accurate"
    ↑ there, problem solved.
    124AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:26
    Who's worse — this, or Suárez clutching his own teeth in pain after he's the one who bit someone?
    132AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:30
    Re: #124
    Yajiro Kotetsu already taught us that if you don't pick your target carefully, biting someone can hurt you right back.
    144AnonymousOct 2, 2026 19:34
    There really ought to be a rule banning people who pull stuff like this from international competition.

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    Under judo’s rules, biting an opponent is treated as a dangerous act warranting immediate disqualification, and Tang Jing was indeed disqualified on the spot. The sticking point in the thread was whether the bite was truly accidental — Chinese media’s framing of it as “accidental” drew heavy skepticism, with many questioning whether a bite strong enough to leave tooth marks through a uniform could really happen by mistake. Biting as a foul isn’t unique to this case or to any one country — boxing’s Luis Suárez incident, for example, sparked similar controversy in the past. It’s worth noting that what the Chinese media reported and what the athlete or the Chinese judo federation may have officially stated are two separate things — no official explanation from the athlete or federation is detailed in the reporting itself. While the topic easily tips into emotional nationalism online, the disqualification itself was simply a standard application of the sport’s rules.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Judo] Tang Jing’s “Bite” on Rin Maeda — Chinese Media Calls It “Accidental,” Chinese Athlete’s Camp “Confused” by Disqualification… Asian Games“.