Mystery Chants Take Over 5ch: ‘See No Bread, Speak No Bread, Hear No Bread’

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In a chat thread on 5ch’s “Nandemo Jikkyo G” (Live Commentary General) board, users traded a nonstop stream of nonsensical call-and-response chants like “see no bread, speak no bread, hear no bread,” along with a flood of Funassyi-style pear-mascot images.

In between, the thread veered wildly off-topic — gripes demanding higher welfare payments, jokes reminiscent of the comedy duo Tetsu and Tomo, and other completely unrelated tangents.

1Anonymous2026/08/21(金) 15:26:07.31
Huh? (・o・🍬) VIPQ2_EXTDAT: none:none:1000:512:: EXT was configured
11Anonymous2026/08/21(金) 15:29:09.53
See-no-bread 👊😑👊
Speak-no-bread 👊🤐👊
Hear-no-bread 👊😷👊
13Anonymous2026/08/21(金) 15:29:41.99
>>11
Ohh, OGAAAH!!
15Anonymous2026/08/21(金) 15:32:15.89
2 Anonymous (Still Running) 2026/08/21 (Fri) 15:17:13.06 ID:zndqzHUA
What even is this place 👊😅👊

3 Anonymous (Still Running) 2026/08/21 (Fri) 15:17:21.93 ID:zndqzHUA
My bad, yanineko (probably a fumbled phone-typo) 👊😅👊
16Anonymous2026/08/21(金) 15:33:25.69
>>15
It's the au Double-Bread guy!
21Anonymous2026/08/21(金) 15:40:53.43
What even is this thing?!
22Anonymous2026/08/21(金) 15:40:59.13
>>21
Buzz buzz buzzzz! 🐧
24Anonymous2026/08/21(金) 15:41:14.21
>>22
Hey-o, fish cake~ (a playful mashup of "konnichiwa" and "chikuwa")
25Anonymous2026/08/21(金) 15:41:24.23
>>22
Konk-konk konk-konk-konk konk-konk-konk ✊
29Anonymous2026/08/21(金) 15:42:13.49
33Anonymous2026/08/21(金) 15:42:56.12
>>29
Look who reeled in a Funa-tan! (nod to Funassyi, the pear mascot)
32Anonymous2026/08/21(金) 15:42:37.63
Funa funa funa funa ♪
35Anonymous2026/08/21(金) 15:44:30.72
>>32
The greatest 'good job' in history 👍
34Anonymous2026/08/21(金) 15:43:19.43
What's the difference between love and lust, anyway?
36Anonymous2026/08/21(金) 15:44:48.31
>>34
Don't phrase it like a movie title lol
37Anonymous2026/08/21(金) 15:45:25.47
>>34
Whether or not you're thinking about the other person's feelings
66Anonymous2026/08/21(金) 15:52:22.89
>>59
Why do you think that is?
72Anonymous2026/08/21(金) 15:53:38.78
>>66
It's a 'how many' leading into a 'why'!
69Anonymous2026/08/21(金) 15:52:45.02
>>66
Nah, I was asking how many there were
74Anonymous2026/08/21(金) 15:53:57.73
>>69
Three times
Try thinking about why that is
75Anonymous2026/08/21(金) 15:54:24.48
>>74
Tetsu and Tomo? (comedy duo famous for their 'why is that' bit)
78Anonymous2026/08/21(金) 15:55:13.94
>>74
Don't say it like Taka & Toshi lol (another comedy duo)
81Anonymous2026/08/21(金) 15:55:35.60
Funasshoi!


82Anonymous2026/08/21(金) 15:55:37.74
I'm on welfare and the cost of living is brutal — wish they'd bump the payments up to 200,000 yen
85Anonymous2026/08/21(金) 15:57:06.50
>>82
Didn't you get the extra payout?
101Anonymous2026/08/21(金) 16:06:05.15
Whose POV are you watching today's Hololive Among Us stream from?
109Anonymous2026/08/21(金) 16:11:12.14
>>101
Ooe no Takayuki
107Anonymous2026/08/21(金) 16:10:32.10
>>100
My mom left it out for me before heading off to her part-time job 🥹
108Anonymous2026/08/21(金) 16:10:55.73
>>107
Lucky you♪ Lucky you♪
112Anonymous2026/08/21(金) 16:13:13.16

*This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “Funafunari♪ Funafunaru♪ (・o・🍬)🏡.”

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