A thread popped up on 5ch (Newsspeed VIP, a rapid-fire anonymous board) where the poster announced he’d bought KFC and was starting a solo drinking session with it as his side dish. Between chatter about KFC’s upcoming anniversary combo and news of Uma Musume (a hit horse-girl gacha game) trading cards reselling for huge markups, the thread’s original poster revealed he’d dieted down from 110kg to 55kg — and things spiraled from there into how diabetes actually works and how many pachinko parlors have closed down.
(´;ω;`) Drinking with chicken as my snack
(´・ω・`) Looks super tasty
>>2
(´;ω;`) Haven't bought KFC in a while (he says "keta-chiki," slang for Kentucky Fried Chicken)
(´;ω;`) Haven't bought KFC in a while (he says "keta-chiki," slang for Kentucky Fried Chicken)
Your keyboard's so filthy it's stealing all my attention
>>4
(´;ω;`) Just forget I posted it
(´;ω;`) Just forget I posted it
They're doing the anniversary combo pack in about a week though (KFC Japan runs a special "birthday festival" deal every August)
>>8
(´;ω;`) Can't wait that long
(´;ω;`) Can't wait that long
Eating while staring at that disgusting keyboard can't taste good
>>18
(´;ω;`) It's not dirty
(´;ω;`) It's not dirty
Λ_Λ
૮₍ ･᷇ ∀ ･᷆ ₎ა A similar one will only be ¥990 pretty soon anyway
The Founder's Pack kicks off around the 28th
૮₍ ･᷇ ∀ ･᷆ ₎ა A similar one will only be ¥990 pretty soon anyway
The Founder's Pack kicks off around the 28th
>>22
(´;ω;`) Seriously?… Guess I'll have to buy it again then
(´;ω;`) Seriously?… Guess I'll have to buy it again then
(´;ω;`) Today I went drinking and eating at Senbayashi shopping street in Osaka (a famous old-school covered shotengai retail arcade)
>>23
Why are you eating again? You're eating way too much
Why are you eating again? You're eating way too much
If you pull a hit card from the Uma Musume packs right now, it'll resell for ¥10,000 or more
>>24
(´;ω;`) Seriously???? I'm not into Uma Musume and figured I didn't need it, but did I just flush a bunch of expected value down the drain…
(´;ω;`) Seriously???? I'm not into Uma Musume and figured I didn't need it, but did I just flush a bunch of expected value down the drain…
Nice, I love the Original Recipe chicken
>>27
(´;ω;`) Honestly this is the best one in the end… I eat it right down to the bone
(´;ω;`) Honestly this is the best one in the end… I eat it right down to the bone
(´;ω;`) Gonna eat the side chicken now
>>35
That mayo's loaded with sugar, you know…
That mayo's loaded with sugar, you know…
(´;ω;`) Check it out, I got Urin-chan! 
(a mascot figure tied to the Umi Monogatari pachinko series)
(a mascot figure tied to the Umi Monogatari pachinko series)>>63
૮₍ ･ω･ ₎ა who's that
૮₍ ･ω･ ₎ა who's that
(´;ω;`) That completes my Umi Monogatari capsule-toy set! (Umi Monogatari, "Sea Story," is a long-running, hugely popular pachinko slot series) 
I always figured diabetes was an overweight-person thing
>>88
(´・ω・｀) You can get it even when you're thin
It actually has nothing to do with being fat or skinny
It's a symptom of your insulin running too high
(´・ω・｀) You can get it even when you're thin
It actually has nothing to do with being fat or skinny
It's a symptom of your insulin running too high
>>88
(´;ω;`) I went on a serious diet and dropped from 110kg (about 242 lbs) to 55kg (about 121 lbs)
(´;ω;`) I went on a serious diet and dropped from 110kg (about 242 lbs) to 55kg (about 121 lbs)
(´;ω;`) I'll show this to just you guys ♡♡
>>122
(´;ω;`) Honestly I'm fine staying like this… the only ways to get rid of the loose skin are building muscle or having it surgically removed
(´;ω;`) Honestly I'm fine staying like this… the only ways to get rid of the loose skin are building muscle or having it surgically removed
>>132
(´;ω;`) Is it actually true that pachinko parlors will be extinct in 20 years?
(´;ω;`) Is it actually true that pachinko parlors will be extinct in 20 years?
>>135
People were saying the exact same thing 20 years ago when the "5th-gen" machines came in (a regulatory generation of pachislot machines)
People were saying the exact same thing 20 years ago when the "5th-gen" machines came in (a regulatory generation of pachislot machines)
>>135
Back during COVID, when everyone said they were collapsing left and right, there were still about 9,000 parlors — now it's under 6,000
Well, I bet casinos will show up eventually anyway
Back during COVID, when everyone said they were collapsing left and right, there were still about 9,000 parlors — now it's under 6,000
Well, I bet casinos will show up eventually anyway
*This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Newsspeed VIP) thread “(´;ω;`) I bought some KFC!“
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