Matsuko Always Orders the Same Mister Donut Classics — 5ch: ‘French Crullers Are a Work of Genius’

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When Mister Donut’s new “Sichuan-style Spicy Addictive Mala Noodles” came up on the October 19 broadcast of “5-ji ni Chuu!”, Matsuko Deluxe instantly shot back, “I would never eat that,” revealing that she always sticks to the same go-to order. That set off a lively 5ch debate that had nothing to do with the new product — French Cruller vs. Angel French, whether Old Fashioned dough tastes different than it used to, and everyone’s own personal Mister Donut staples.

10/19 (Mon) 8:51 PM

TV personality Matsuko Deluxe (53) appeared live on TOKYO MX’s “5-ji ni Chuu!” (weekdays at 5:00 PM) on the 19th, where she talked about her “ordering philosophy” at the famous donut chain.

The show covered news that Mister Donut’s new menu item, “Sichuan-style Spicy Addictive Mala Noodles,” was generating buzz, but Matsuko flatly declared, “I would never eat that.”

Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

What people said

3AnonymousOct 19, 2026 21:42
Don't cry over French Crullers, man
16AnonymousOct 19, 2026 21:51
Re: #3
Calling it "conservative," but doesn't Old Fashioned just taste different from how it used to?
I used to love it, but at some point the recipe changed and it started tasting cheap, so I'm not into it anymore…

Also Pon de Ring feels hollow now, doesn't feel like you're really eating anything.
The co-op shop donuts (seikyo, campus/workplace co-op stores) taste better.
4AnonymousOct 19, 2026 21:42
French Crullers are a straight-up invention.
On par with Kabuki-age (a popular soy-sauce rice cracker snack).
9AnonymousOct 19, 2026 21:44
This woman only ever talks about food or trash-talking people.
10AnonymousOct 19, 2026 21:45
I barely order donuts, but
if I did, I'd go with the classics too —
French Cruller and Pon de Ring.

That's just how it is at any chain, honestly.
I end up ordering the exact same thing every time now.
12AnonymousOct 19, 2026 21:46
Ariyoshi (comedian famous for roasting people) does nothing but talk trash.

She's at least a notch better than that.
13AnonymousOct 19, 2026 21:47
She looks like she'd happily eat one of every single flavor,
so her hesitating on her third pick? Yeah right.
14AnonymousOct 19, 2026 21:49
I always end up buying the new stuff, but honestly the classics taste better.
And yet I keep buying the new stuff anyway.
15AnonymousOct 19, 2026 21:50
Captain Obvious strikes again (lit. "the guy who just rehashes stuff everyone already knows")
18AnonymousOct 19, 2026 21:51
Re: #15
Keep getting cocky with that line and people are gonna start hating you.
21AnonymousOct 19, 2026 21:53
Are you dumb?
It's Angel French, obviously (´・ω・`)
22AnonymousOct 19, 2026 21:53
Always Angel French and Pon de Ring, every time.
24AnonymousOct 19, 2026 21:57
To me, Mister Donut is basically the Angel Cream shop.
26AnonymousOct 19, 2026 22:02
If I'm eating in-store: two out of French Cruller, Pon de Ring, Angel Cream, and either Old Fashioned or the chocolate-coated Old Fashioned.
If I'm taking it home: one of every one of those, plus whatever else catches my eye.
32AnonymousOct 19, 2026 22:07
French Crullers start making me feel sick the more I eat them, not a fan.
33AnonymousOct 19, 2026 22:08
Speaking from experience, this stuff out-fattens even pizza or ramen.
Actors in both Japan and the US use it to bulk up for roles.
34AnonymousOct 19, 2026 22:09
It's been ages since I've gone — the one near me closed down —
but do they still have the Cinnamon Donut?
Old Fashioned is my favorite, though it's actually pretty high-calorie.
36AnonymousOct 19, 2026 22:09
Just shut up and eat the Choco Fashion already.
If it's bad, I'll personally refund you every yen.
43AnonymousOct 19, 2026 22:16
I'd love to try a Mister Donut French Cruller that actually tastes good.
Every single location near me makes a bad one.
46AnonymousOct 19, 2026 22:23
Old Fashioned, Choco Fashion, or Pon de Double Chocolate.
47AnonymousOct 19, 2026 22:23
Order everything and you're gonna pack on serious weight.
48AnonymousOct 19, 2026 22:23
Coconut Chocolate is my favorite.
They ruined Old Fashioned by making the dough all fluffy.
The old dense, crumbly texture was so much better.
50AnonymousOct 19, 2026 22:25
Most people who order French Cruller are boring.
Angel French is the obvious choice.
57AnonymousOct 19, 2026 22:41
Re: #50
Go apologize to Hamada.
52AnonymousOct 19, 2026 22:29
Mister Donut's Mocchurin was great, but refrigerating it versus not completely changes the taste.
Obviously the unrefrigerated one was better.
People say it tastes the same as the top-selling Pon de Ring, but I actually hate Pon de Ring.
And it was me — a guy who hates Pon de Ring — who got hooked on Mocchurin.
The unrefrigerated kind, of course.
54AnonymousOct 19, 2026 22:31
Re: #52
Opposite for me.
I think Pon de Ring is great but wasn't into Mocchurin.
Just comes down to taste, I guess.
56AnonymousOct 19, 2026 22:39
63AnonymousOct 19, 2026 22:45
I just don't get why Pon de Ring is so popular.
78AnonymousOct 19, 2026 22:54
Re: #63
I hate Pon de Ring too.
But it's the most popular, so I guess a lot of people must genuinely like it.
That's basically why I don't go to Mister Donut much.
I just figure it's a different world from mine.

Background and Key Points of This Discussion

The original article is about Matsuko Deluxe’s remarks on her ordering style, made when she was asked on “5-ji ni Chuu!” about Mister Donut’s new “Sichuan-style Spicy Addictive Mala Noodles.” The thread quickly abandoned that new product and turned into everyone sharing their own “go-to order at Mister Donut.” The debate split along two main lines: (1) whether French Cruller or Angel French fans have the more “normal” preference, and (2) nostalgic complaints that Old Fashioned and Pon de Ring “don’t taste like they used to.” There’s almost no discussion of the new product itself — the thread’s real content shifted from the mala noodles in the headline to a debate about how classic donuts have changed over the years, which readers might not expect from the headline alone, since it reads like a new-product report but isn’t really about that. Note that some posts touching on Matsuko’s body or age were excluded from this writeup, as they amounted to personal insults.

*This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geisuposoku+) thread “Matsuko’s Mister Donut order is “ultra-conservative”: “French Cruller, Old Fashioned, and…” “Doesn’t eat dim sum or pie”.”

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