A thread on 5ch’s “Nanmo Jikkyo G” board (a general live-commentary forum) asked what foods make people think “oh, this guy gets it” when brought to a barbecue, and users piled on with crowd-pleasers like head-on shrimp, A5 wagyu steak, bone-in short ribs, and shell-on scallops — foods that earn the person who brought them real respect. At the same time, plenty voiced frustration with foods like pumpkin, bell peppers, and onions that “just take up grill space and end up as leftovers,” as well as shrimp and crab, which look impressive but are a pain to eat and tie up both hands. The thread split between those who prioritize presentation and those who prioritize ease of eating and how much prep is involved.
What people said
1AnonymousOct 6, 2026 17:27
Head-on shrimp
2AnonymousOct 6, 2026 17:28
Johnsonville sausages
89AnonymousOct 6, 2026 18:29
Re: #2
One of those fills you up all on its own
6AnonymousOct 6, 2026 17:29
Camembert cheese
10AnonymousOct 6, 2026 17:29
What do you even do about all the leftover food?
11AnonymousOct 6, 2026 17:30
Shrimp looks like an all-star but it's actually useless
13AnonymousOct 6, 2026 17:30
A whole corn cob! 😤
14AnonymousOct 6, 2026 17:30
A5 wagyu steak
17AnonymousOct 6, 2026 17:31
Bone-in short ribs
18AnonymousOct 6, 2026 17:31
Cup noodles
21AnonymousOct 6, 2026 17:32
Stuff like shrimp and crab that's a hassle to eat always ends up leftover
23AnonymousOct 6, 2026 17:33
Re: #21
You're usually eating standing up at a BBQ, hands already full, so anything hard to eat is rough 🥺
24AnonymousOct 6, 2026 17:34
The long-cut pork belly
26AnonymousOct 6, 2026 17:34
Methamphetamine
31AnonymousOct 6, 2026 17:37
Me (38), haven't been to a single barbecue in my entire life 🥺
32AnonymousOct 6, 2026 17:37
A block of bacon
33AnonymousOct 6, 2026 17:37
Re: #1
Nobody wants to eat dirty, un-prepped shrimp
34AnonymousOct 6, 2026 17:37
Real talk, it's restaurant-grade yakitori
35AnonymousOct 6, 2026 17:37
Some of these replies are so obviously fishing for laughs, it's kind of cringe
69AnonymousOct 6, 2026 18:04
Re: #35
Making a joke thread like this in the first place is way more cringe
37AnonymousOct 6, 2026 17:39
Butterflied hokke (atka mackerel)
39AnonymousOct 6, 2026 17:39
A big chunk of white fish
42AnonymousOct 6, 2026 17:40
Marumetano sausages
43AnonymousOct 6, 2026 17:40
Mochi (rice cakes)
Fills you right up, but grilled over charcoal it's amazing
44AnonymousOct 6, 2026 17:41
Store-bought pancakes
45AnonymousOct 6, 2026 17:41
The vein down a shrimp's back is basically packed with stinky grit and poop, so grilling it and eating it as-is is unthinkable
47AnonymousOct 6, 2026 17:45
A pizza oven and pizza
48AnonymousOct 6, 2026 17:45
Manganji peppers (a mild Kyoto chili variety)
49AnonymousOct 6, 2026 17:48
Corn's a safe bet
50AnonymousOct 6, 2026 17:49
Chicken or pork already on skewers
You can tell someone put in the effort the day before
54AnonymousOct 6, 2026 17:52
Shirayaki grilled eel (unsauced, then grilled)
Brushing on sauce while it grills over charcoal makes it amazing
55AnonymousOct 6, 2026 17:53
Corn that's already been pre-cooked in the microwave
61AnonymousOct 6, 2026 17:59
What's with people who bring pumpkin, bell peppers, or onions?
They just hog space and get in the way
62AnonymousOct 6, 2026 17:59
Shell-on scallops
Oysters done gangan-yaki style (grilled whole in the shell)
82AnonymousOct 6, 2026 18:16
Right when I was getting sick of all the fatty food, I had some shishamo (smelt) and it hit the spot
86AnonymousOct 6, 2026 18:23
Potato chips
Something to snack on while the fire gets going
93AnonymousOct 6, 2026 18:35
If it's a small group of close friends, fish is great
Things like sanma (Pacific saury) or buri kama (yellowtail collar)
94AnonymousOct 6, 2026 18:36
Okra, asparagus, garlic, and olive oil, right
Background and talking points
When it comes to picking barbecue food, opinions tend to split between flashy, high-end items (A5 wagyu, head-on shrimp, shell-on shellfish) and low-fuss foods like pre-skewered meat or corn that are hard to mess up. As one commenter put it, “shrimp looks like an all-star but it’s actually useless” — showing that visual impressiveness doesn’t always line up with practicality, given the hassle of shelling and eating while standing. Others pointed out that vegetables like pumpkin and bell peppers, which take a long time to cook and hog grill space, tend to go to waste. This suggests that for smaller, stand-and-eat barbecues, people lean toward valuing ease of prep and eating over sheer visual impact. It’s also worth noting that shellfish and crustaceans are foods that require checking in advance whether anyone present has an allergy.
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