Sweet-Tooth Squad Assembles on 5ch: ‘I Just Want to Eat a Whole Roll Cake in This Lifetime’

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The story

A thread popped up on 5ch’s News Speed VIP board where the kaomoji character “Pomii” got everyone talking about their love of sweets. In response to a poster who wanted to eat an entire roll cake in one sitting, another poster shared that they now avoid sweets because of diabetes — revealing along the way that they’d gone from 110kg to 56kg and put their diabetes into remission. The thread rolled on with everyone chiming in with their own favorites, from drinking Calpis mixed extra strong, to Rairaitei’s tantanmen, chestnut rakugan, and Capriko, keeping things friendly and lighthearted throughout.

What people said

1AnonymousOct 4, 2026 13:31
(っ´ω`c) I want to keep eating sweets for the rest of my life
5AnonymousOct 4, 2026 13:33
(っ´ω`c) I had the matcha Choco Pie — the matcha's slight bitterness mixed with the chocolate flavor was great
6AnonymousOct 4, 2026 13:35
Re: #5
(*´ω`*) So that means ohagi counts too, huh
here, have one 🟤
9AnonymousOct 4, 2026 13:36
(´;ω;`) I can't eat sweets… I've got diabetes
15AnonymousOct 4, 2026 13:40
Re: #9
(っ´ω`c) Aw, man (he said "gay-kun" — VIP-board slang for addressing a fellow poster, not literal)? That's rough… how'd you end up with diabetes?
10AnonymousOct 4, 2026 13:37
The sweetest thing I've ever had in my life
was Calpis mixed extra strong
16AnonymousOct 4, 2026 13:41
Re: #10
(っ´ω`c) Yeah, that stuff really is sweet. I've always wanted to just chug it straight from the bottle
20AnonymousOct 4, 2026 13:42
Re: #15
(´;ω;`) I've been seriously overweight for as long as I can remember, so it was kind of bound to happen… I used to eat three go of rice every night (about 1.6 lbs)… but now I've worked hard dieting, gone from 110kg to 56kg, and my diabetes is in remission
23AnonymousOct 4, 2026 13:44
Re: #20
(っ´ω`c) Wow, that's an amazing diet success! Shame you can't eat ice cream though, or you'll end up with diabetes again… diabetes is scary… really scary
25AnonymousOct 4, 2026 13:45
Re: #23
(´;ω;`) You should watch out too, Pomii, if you only eat sweets — that's risky… if you're seriously overweight and get diabetes you can improve a lot just by losing weight, but apparently if you're naturally thin and still get it, it's way tougher
26AnonymousOct 4, 2026 13:47
Re: #25
(っ´ω`c) Guess you really do need to exercise regularly after all. Good luck at work, man
27AnonymousOct 4, 2026 13:47
Re: #26
(´;ω;`) 👍 Thanks, I'll do my best
32AnonymousOct 4, 2026 13:49
Re: #27
(っ´ω`c) I want to be friends. We should meet up in person sometime
29AnonymousOct 4, 2026 13:48
Just as I said I would, I went and ate tantanmen
34AnonymousOct 4, 2026 13:50
Re: #29
(っ´ω`c) Oh, "yaba-tantanmen" huh (a pun on yabai, meaning "insanely good")? Was it tasty?
35AnonymousOct 4, 2026 13:50
Re: #34
Rairaitei's tantanmen —
some people say it's bad, but I think it's delicious
41AnonymousOct 4, 2026 14:12
(´・ω・`) What perfect timing! I just bought a big roll cake
45AnonymousOct 4, 2026 14:15
Re: #41
(っ´ω`c) Ooh, roll cake is great too
I want to eat one whole, start to finish, at least once in this life
42AnonymousOct 4, 2026 14:12
(´・ω・`) I've always loved Mister Donut's mapo noodles
46AnonymousOct 4, 2026 14:16
Re: #42
(っ´ω`c) Didn't know Mister Donut sold stuff like that. Just looking at it makes me break a sweat
43AnonymousOct 4, 2026 14:13
It's pouring where I am
how about your place, Pomii?
47AnonymousOct 4, 2026 14:17
Re: #43
(っ´ω`c) Pouring rain here too
44AnonymousOct 4, 2026 14:14
I can barely eat shortcake anymore though
loved it as a kid, but these days my body just rejects it
48AnonymousOct 4, 2026 14:17
Re: #44
(っ´ω`c) Seriously? I could eat two, even three pieces of shortcake no problem
50AnonymousOct 4, 2026 14:20
New Year's almost here, so why not just start job hunting next year?
52AnonymousOct 4, 2026 14:23
Re: #50
(っ´ω`c) Nah, I'm not gonna
53AnonymousOct 4, 2026 14:23
I wanna be a "sweets guy" 😉 (slang for a guy who's really into desserts)
55AnonymousOct 4, 2026 14:28
Re: #53
(っ´ω`c) "Sweets" (lol)
54AnonymousOct 4, 2026 14:25
(´・ω・`) I loooove chocolate-based cakes
56AnonymousOct 4, 2026 14:29
Re: #54
(っ´ω`c) Nice. Roll cake counts as chocolate too, huh
57AnonymousOct 4, 2026 14:30
(´・ω・`) I bought both the chocolate one and the plain one
59AnonymousOct 4, 2026 14:36
Re: #57
(っ´ω`c) Nice, so you're gonna eat them all by yourself? One roll a day?
61AnonymousOct 4, 2026 14:37
(´・ω・`) They're the individually-wrapped rolls, just a slightly bigger size
62AnonymousOct 4, 2026 14:38
Re: #61
(っ´ω`c) Ah, I see. By "individually-wrapped," you mean the kind sliced into rounds?
112AnonymousOct 4, 2026 16:34
(ꐦ·᷅ὢ·᷄ꐦ ) This, why?

114AnonymousOct 4, 2026 16:35
Re: #112
(っ´ω`c) Looks tasty
118AnonymousOct 4, 2026 16:46
Re: #112
What's this, looks delicious
119AnonymousOct 4, 2026 16:52
Re: #114
Re: #118
(ꐦ·᷅ὢ·᷄ꐦ ) It's chestnut rakugan (a dry pressed sugar-and-rice-flour sweet)
123AnonymousOct 4, 2026 16:55
Re: #119
There it is, rakugan —
a solid lump of sugar
128AnonymousOct 4, 2026 17:00
Re: #119
Rakugan, huh! I thought it might be something like monaka (a wafer-and-bean-paste sweet)
but yeah, rakugan really is good
121AnonymousOct 4, 2026 16:54
(ꐦ·᷅ὢ·᷄ꐦ ) And then there's stuff like this too



124AnonymousOct 4, 2026 16:56
Re: #121
(っ´ω`c) Capriko looks tasty! (Glico's cone-shaped snack)

Background and Talking Points

Kaomoji like (っ´ω`c) and (´;ω;`) are long-running “characters” on 5ch’s News Speed VIP board — regulars reuse these fixed personas to keep casual chats going. This thread’s “Pomii” is one such character, and here the star of the show is sweets talk itself rather than any particular incident or controversy. The only thing resembling actual “information” in the thread is one poster’s account of losing weight from 110kg to 56kg and putting their diabetes into remission, plus a follow-up claiming that “diabetes caused by obesity tends to improve a lot with weight loss, but diabetes in naturally thin people tends to be more serious.” It’s worth noting this isn’t a medically verified statement — just an anonymous poster’s self-report. The thread overall has no conflict or debate; it stays a relaxed chat with everyone simply naming their favorite sweets.

※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Speed VIP) thread “(っ´ω`c) Pomii & Co.: I Really Love Sweets.”

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