Married Father of Two: “Too Many Singles on 5ch’s NanJ Board” — Users Fire Back: “You Just Don’t Talk About Your Wife”

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The story

On September 26, 2026, a poster claiming to be a married father with kids started a thread on 5ch’s “NanJ” board (a general live-commentary/chat board) declaring “there are too many singles here.” It began as an innocent musing — “I don’t get why people don’t get married” — but quickly drew pushback: “You just don’t talk about your wife and kids, so you look single, that’s all.” With no real way to verify which group actually outnumbers the other, the thread spiraled into a pointless back-and-forth. The conversation eventually drifted into bragging about kids’ ages, extracurricular activities, and who does more childcare, before finally collapsing into a fruitless standoff demanding “post a photo from swimming lessons.”

What people said

1AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:25
I've been lurking here since I was a middle schooler 20 years ago, and I still don't get why people don't get married.
8AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:29
You just don't talk about your wife and kids, so you look single, that's all.
9AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:29
Re: #8
Well, that's fine then.
10AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:29
Funny that a guy who talks this much trash about people actually managed to get married.
11AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:30
Re: #10
So everyone who talks trash is single, like you? Lol
You're being way too hard on singles.
12AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:30
We're separated, and we've decided not to have kids.
15AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:31
Re: #12
Sounds like that's headed for an unhappy ending.
19AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:38
Poor kid, having a parent glued to NanJ first thing on a Saturday morning.
20AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:40
Re: #19
You don't have kids, so you get to do whatever you want, huh? Lol
21AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:41
Lol, a single guy mocking singles.
– The ones talking trash are single. Married people don't talk trash.
– It's totally fine for singles to be glued to social media first thing in the morning.
23AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:45
Re: #21
So does that mean OP, who's been trash-talking nonstop, is single?
27AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:48
Re: #26
8 and 4.
29AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:50
Re: #27
What are they up to right now?
30AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:50
Re: #27
What lessons are you having them take?
31AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:51
Re: #29
Finished eating, then off to swimming lessons.
33AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:53
Re: #31
They go alone?
41AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:57
We're in an era where getting married is the minority choice now, you know?
43AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:57
Re: #41
90% of the people around me are married with kids, though.
45AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:57
I'm a married dad too!
Had work today, but I still changed the baby's diaper, fed them baby food, got them dressed, cleaned the bathtub, and folded the laundry before handing off to my wife.

Pretty sure I'm an elite dad even by NanJ standards.
47AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:58
Re: #45
I did the same as you until my kid was about 3.
Took 6 months of paternity leave too, and switched to shortened flex hours after that.
49AnonymousSep 26, 2026 09:00
Re: #47
Nice work.
Your wife must be really grateful, then?

Mine told me that because I help out with childcare, the postpartum period actually ended up tougher than she expected — but the way things are going, she might consider a second one. ☺
51AnonymousSep 26, 2026 09:00
Re: #49
My wife works full-time too, so it was just taken for granted that I'd pitch in. If anything, I got scolded that since she's the one who gave birth, I as the husband should be committing even more to childcare.
59AnonymousSep 26, 2026 09:07
Re: #49
Lol, "ended up tougher" — not easier.
57AnonymousSep 26, 2026 09:05
I'm married myself, but a married guy wouldn't bother making a thread like this just to stir things up.
Sounds like someone with a serious complex about something.
58AnonymousSep 26, 2026 09:06
Re: #57
Well, it's been his routine for 20 years now.
61AnonymousSep 26, 2026 09:10
Re: #58
Lol, "routine."
Given he's getting scolded by his wife, this reeks of a marriage that came out of desperate konkatsu (organized spouse-hunting).
68AnonymousSep 26, 2026 09:14
Re: #58
A self-proclaimed married guy who's been trolling singles for 20 straight years might want to rethink his life choices.
67AnonymousSep 26, 2026 09:14
It's raining nationwide, and you're… washing your car? Lol
69AnonymousSep 26, 2026 09:14
Re: #67
Rainy days are actually better for washing your car — you can skip the wiping/drying step. Didn't you know that?
81AnonymousSep 26, 2026 09:17
Re: #67
If anything, it's the perfect chance to wash your car.
87AnonymousSep 26, 2026 09:18
Re: #67
Re: #81
You probably don't even own a car, lol
83AnonymousSep 26, 2026 09:17
Re: #76
Do you go to the same swimming school? Post a photo to prove it.
89AnonymousSep 26, 2026 09:19
Re: #83
Sure, once you post first.
Or even a photo of your imaginary Alphard key will do, lol (Alphard: a Toyota luxury minivan — implying he doesn't actually own one)
92AnonymousSep 26, 2026 09:19
Re: #89
Since you're the one who proposed it, common courtesy says you post first, right? Hurry up.
93AnonymousSep 26, 2026 09:20
Re: #92
Lol, dodging the question wwww
Bet he doesn't even have a car.
Or if he does, it's probably a kei car, lol (kei car: Japan's smallest compact vehicle class)
103AnonymousSep 26, 2026 09:23
Re: #93
Still not up? What's taking so long? A swimming-lesson photo should be quick to post.
95AnonymousSep 26, 2026 09:20
Re: #93
Don't run away.
Post it.
102AnonymousSep 26, 2026 09:23
Re: #95
Here ya go.
Waiting on you, Mr. Aging Single, lol
109AnonymousSep 26, 2026 09:25
Re: #102
All I asked was for a swimming-lesson photo.
Don't post a picture of your dirty shoes.

Background and Key Points of This Topic

“NanJ” is one of 5ch’s anonymous boards where live-commentary and casual chat mix together, and one of its recurring features is periodic “one-upmanship battles” over married-versus-single status. This thread followed the same pattern: it started from a subjective impression that the board “feels” like it has a lot of singles, then drifted into personal attacks over appearance, car models, and whether posters have kids. It’s worth stressing that this isn’t based on any actual data — it’s simply an exchange within a single thread. Even within the thread itself, some pointed out that “you just don’t talk about your wife and kids, so you look single,” and the counterargument that visible posting habits don’t necessarily match actual marriage rates remains persistent. What readers can easily misread is that this kind of board-based “gut feeling” doesn’t reflect real-world statistics — aside from the childcare-bragging exchanges, there’s no statistical backing for this topic whatsoever.

*This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (NanJ) thread “I’m married with kids, but doesn’t this board have too many singles?“

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