“Mrs. GREEN APPLE Is Creepy,” Says Post Attributed to Music Critic — Fans Split, Existence Unconfirmed

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A post claiming to be from a “music critic” who called Mrs. GREEN APPLE “creepy” became a hot topic on 5ch. But no one could find the poster’s account or the original post, and searching the critic’s name turned up no matching person, so suspicion that it was an “AI-generated image” surfaced early in the thread. With the truth never pinned down, the conversation drifted away from the critic’s remark itself and into a taste debate over how to judge Mrs. GREEN APPLE’s songs and the vocalist’s singing ability.

What are we even supposed to do with this

Source: imgur.com / Original post here

What people said

2AnonymousSep 11, 2026 00:15
If it sells, it's good.
If it doesn't sell, it's not.
Simple as that.
90AnonymousSep 11, 2026 01:54
Re: #2
Eh, that's not quite right either
7AnonymousSep 11, 2026 00:23
I think it's creepy too, but that's not exactly the word choice of a critic
18AnonymousSep 11, 2026 00:30
Re: #7
"Creepy" isn't a critique, though
23AnonymousSep 11, 2026 00:32
Can't find the account or the post anywhere
155AnonymousSep 11, 2026 02:46
Re: #23
Ah, so that's what's going on
192AnonymousSep 11, 2026 03:09
Re: #23
There's zero trace of it ever going viral,
so it's definitely an AI-generated image
37AnonymousSep 11, 2026 00:43
Searched "music critic Ryosuke Takahashi" and nothing comes up
157AnonymousSep 11, 2026 02:47
Re: #37
So it was an AI image after all
What a waste of time
51AnonymousSep 11, 2026 01:02
The songs aren't creepy though
His personality is unbelievably creepy, though
56AnonymousSep 11, 2026 01:04
Re: #51
Sorry, not trying to troll or play contrarian here, but I honestly think the songs are super creepy too
63AnonymousSep 11, 2026 01:14
His singing ability is the strongest of any active artist, though
Can't speak for the songs
64AnonymousSep 11, 2026 01:15
Re: #63
Nah, if anything his singing ability is on the weaker side
It's the kind amateurs can all imitate easily
65AnonymousSep 11, 2026 01:15
Haven't listened to music released after Onyanko Club (a famous 1980s idol group), save for a few exceptions
Please, Yuyu, show yourself (nickname of one of the group's members)
67AnonymousSep 11, 2026 01:17
Re: #65
Yuyu has an Instagram, right?
100AnonymousSep 11, 2026 02:09
That kind of sound like Mrs. GREEN APPLE just doesn't land with guys
102AnonymousSep 11, 2026 02:13
Re: #100
People who like it, like it
That's just a difference in taste, nothing to say there

What's not okay is idiots who dress up their personal likes/dislikes as objective good/bad
This "critic" (lol) is exactly that
106AnonymousSep 11, 2026 02:18
Re: #100
Kind of depends on the person, honestly
101AnonymousSep 11, 2026 02:10
Back in school I said "don't all Mrs. GREEN APPLE songs sound the same?" and after that I stopped getting invited to seminar drinking parties
When I asked why, I got "the girls vetoed it because of that comment. Sorry, man."
That's basically a religion at this point…
104AnonymousSep 11, 2026 02:14
Re: #101
You don't get the "people who like it, like it" thing

I know full well the rock I love is seen as an old-fashioned hobby these days
so I don't go pushing it on anyone

My parents were classical-music zealots who rejected rock entirely, and yeah, that was rough
107AnonymousSep 11, 2026 02:19
Re: #101
Honestly, both sides are a little at fault there
114AnonymousSep 11, 2026 02:24
What even is a "creepy" song?
Makes no sense to me
123AnonymousSep 11, 2026 02:27
Re: #114
Yeah, fair point
119AnonymousSep 11, 2026 02:26
Discovering Onyanko Club in high school was pure happiness
Nothing will ever hit me that hard again
These days it's just weird, nonsensical songs coming out anyway, not that I even listen anymore
128AnonymousSep 11, 2026 02:28
Re: #119
I can't wrap my head around Onyanko Club
131AnonymousSep 11, 2026 02:29
Re: #128
For me it's basically Onyanko Club vs. everything else
Onyanko Club is genuinely on a different level
138AnonymousSep 11, 2026 02:32
Re: #131
Guess everyone's got their own thing

For me personally, "Obus" was the shocker

That's when I finally got what "so uncool it's cool" means
139AnonymousSep 11, 2026 02:32
Re: #131
Mannaka Mokkori Wednesday (a nonsensical meme-ish phrase, roughly "Bulging Middle Wednesday")
137AnonymousSep 11, 2026 02:31
You guys aren't getting it
The real irony here is that a "music critic" couldn't come up with anything beyond "creepy" without ever touching on the actual musicality

In other words, there was nothing musically worth evaluating in the first place
142AnonymousSep 11, 2026 02:33
Re: #137
Sounds like they just lacked the ability to evaluate anything
Just some idiot calling themselves a critic.
143AnonymousSep 11, 2026 02:33
Re: #137
We don't even know if this "critic" is a credible person in the first place, so hard to say
151AnonymousSep 11, 2026 02:42
Honestly, a chunk of this thread's own conversation might be AI too
153AnonymousSep 11, 2026 02:45
Re: #151
🤖YOU.HAVE.SEEN.THROUGH.ME.WELL (written in katakana to sound like a robot talking)
193AnonymousSep 11, 2026 03:12
Re: #151
Good catch

Background and Key Points of This Discussion

Mrs. GREEN APPLE is a major band with a large, loyal fanbase, but it’s also a group whose vocalist’s high register and androgynous look have repeatedly sparked love-it-or-hate-it debates on social media. The “music critic” post that kicked off this thread couldn’t be traced to any account or original post no matter how thread members searched, and with “not even a trace of it going viral,” posters questioned whether the critic existed at all. There’s a familiar pattern online of posts inventing a fake expert title to make inflammatory comments, which then spread via aggregator sites — and once again, an AI-generated image was suspected here. What’s easy for readers to miss is that the core premise — “a critic trashed Mrs. GREEN APPLE” — was never actually confirmed, even at the 5ch stage; by the second half of the thread, the debate had moved past whether the remark was real and split off into its own separate argument over the songs themselves and opinions on the vocalist’s distinctive style.

*This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Sad News] Music Critic: “Mrs. GREEN APPLE Is Creepy” ← Massive Backlash.”

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