Endless opinions pour in about “professions I look down on” — 5ch reacts: “The poster’s own job is probably only a notch above it”

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A thread titled “Jobs I genuinely look down on” popped up on 5ch’s Live News board. Posters piled in with specific professions — septic tank pump-out workers, temp staffers, food delivery couriers — while plenty of replies turned the joke back on the OP: “The people looking down on these jobs are probably only a little better off themselves.”

What people said

1AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:23
Cleaners
3AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:23
Probably someone who makes short-form videos out of 5ch posts
15AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:28
A guy I know who pumps out septic tanks for a living used to get drunk and go, "Yeah, I do this kind of work, but at least I've got money… I really do…" all the time.
I never meant to look down on him, but it made me wonder how many times people had said that kind of thing to him before.
39AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:39
Re: #15
These days it's a rarity since sewer systems are everywhere now, but I heard from a waste collector that back in the day, doing house-to-house pump-outs used to get you juice and tips all the time.
Apparently they could live off the tips alone and pocket their whole salary.
17AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:29
Low-paid middle-aged guys doing caregiving or customer service jobs
25AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:32
Re: #1
Honestly, isn't it really about pride in the end? These jobs just don't look like they come with much pride, that's the thing.
27AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:33
Whoever's out there hawking those sketchy hair-growth or stamina supplements in YouTube ads
28AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:34
Whoever posted the "jobs I look down on" thread here probably has a job that's only a notch better than the ones they're listing
30AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:35
Food delivery, probably
Nothing but social misfits doing that
32AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:36
Thought about it, but honestly nothing comes to mind
Sex work doesn't even count as a profession since it's illegal — that's just antisocial types making money off a violation
45AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:43
Re: #32
Sex work's been around since before the Common Era, though
If anything, it's basically the default of human society
34AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:37
Well, YouTubers I guess
36AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:37
People who make video games and anime
43AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:42
Temp workers
Why don't they have any drive to improve themselves? No wonder they can't become full employees
46AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:44
Not that I look down on them, but… drugstore clerks
Six years at pharmacy school just to end up doing this? That's what I think
50AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:47
The guys hawking phone plans and water servers outside Aeon Mall — you can just tell they never really job-hunted properly
51AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:48
Re: #50
It's basically no-degree-required work, but if you play it smart even as a plain door-to-door salesperson you can apparently pull in around ¥350,000 a month
90AnonymousAug 22, 2026 08:21
Re: #50
Seriously, they're way too pushy
53AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:49
Ever since I hit side-FIRE, I don't really look down on any job anymore
If there's ever a job that's literally about scamming people out of money, though, I'll start looking down on that one
56AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:52
I basically don't look down on any job
People who think they understand someone else's whole job just from the sliver they can see are creepy and arrogant as hell
Even with the shadiest-looking jobs, I end up thinking "huh, I never would've thought of doing that"
57AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:52
Sketchy under-the-table crime gigs ("yami baito")
People selling get-rich-quick info products
YouTubers
59AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:54
Re: #51
That's not really why they get looked down on — it's more that they drift into whatever pays decently without any real career plan
60AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:55
Re: #51
It's like telemarketing — the smooth talkers land contracts and make good money, but to everyone else it's just a job that hassles people wherever they go
62AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:58
Making inflammatory 5ch threads back to back, replying to yourself, then turning it into a summary post
63AnonymousAug 22, 2026 08:00
Real estate agents pushing sublease schemes or junk properties
66AnonymousAug 22, 2026 08:03
You guys don't look down on caregivers?
73AnonymousAug 22, 2026 08:07
Re: #66
We all end up relying on them eventually
95AnonymousAug 22, 2026 08:22
Re: #66
I'm a caregiver myself, and honestly I can tell the visiting families look down on us
67AnonymousAug 22, 2026 08:04
It's not really about jobs — more like they look down on Japanese people in general
70AnonymousAug 22, 2026 08:05
I look down on those shady-looking suits you see at family restaurants
74AnonymousAug 22, 2026 08:08
No matter the job, I look down on any single man over 30
91AnonymousAug 22, 2026 08:21
Re: #74
By that logic you'd have to look down on anyone single without a partner, especially ones still living with their parents, regardless of gender — but that's off-topic here
80AnonymousAug 22, 2026 08:11
I look down on convenience store clerks and caregivers and stuff, but I'm 41 and have literally never held a job 🥹
94AnonymousAug 22, 2026 08:21
Re: #80
Stay unemployed forever
Just keep sinking down there
85AnonymousAug 22, 2026 08:15
Not even a real job, but resellers/scalpers
Zero productivity, wish they'd just get banned
87AnonymousAug 22, 2026 08:20
Not sure it counts as a job, but YouTubers and influencers
97AnonymousAug 22, 2026 08:27
Septic tank cleaners
But I'm genuinely grateful for them
99AnonymousAug 22, 2026 08:28
Re: #97
Septic tanks? What countryside are you even living in

Background and Key Points

For readers outside Japan, a few of the jobs named need context. Septic-tank “pump-out” workers (the guy in post 15, driving what’s called a *bakyūmu-kā* or vacuum truck) were essential in Japan for decades because public sewer lines didn’t reach most households until quite recently — Japan’s nationwide sewerage penetration rate only passed 80% in the 2000s, and rural areas still rely on septic tanks today, which is why the tipping culture posters describe in #39 existed. Pharmacy in Japan was reformed in 2006 into a mandatory six-year university program, which is the basis for #46’s complaint that drugstore clerks are “wasting” that training. And post 32’s claim that sex work is “illegal” in Japan is technically half-true: Japan’s 1956 Anti-Prostitution Law bans only vaginal intercourse for pay, leaving a large legal gray-zone industry (fashion health, soaplands, delivery health) that operates openly — which is likely why #45 pushed back.

The thread didn’t really split over which jobs deserve contempt; nearly everyone agreed on the same handful (temp staff, delivery drivers, YouTubers, telemarketers). The actual fault line was whether looking down on any job is legitimate at all — a vocal minority (#53, #56, #73) argued that contempt says more about the poster’s own insecurity or ignorance than about the job itself, essentially rejecting the thread’s premise.

What outside readers might miss: posts like #95, from an actual caregiver saying families look down on caregiving staff, point to a real and persistent status/pay problem in Japan’s elder-care sector, a policy issue distinct from the thread’s joking tone.

*This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Live News board) thread “Jobs I genuinely look down on lolololololololol.”

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