Uniqlo’s ¥3,990 Pants Declared ‘Cringe Old Man’ Wear — 5ch: ‘I Don’t Care What Pants Other Guys Wear’

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The story

An interview in a fashion magazine in which stylist Yoshiyuki Morii singled out Uniqlo’s ¥3,990 wide-leg pants as a “landmine item that’s an instant fail if an adult chooses it” became a hot topic on 5ch’s News Express+ board. The thread split between people brushing it off with “I don’t care what other people wear” and those conceding “now that you mention it, yeah, that is lame.” Quite a few replies also pointed out the discomfort of judging men’s fashion purely by women’s opinions, and the reality that in regional cities there are barely any men’s casual clothing stores left, forcing people to rely on Uniqlo.

What should men watch out for in their weekend outfits? Stylist Yoshiyuki Morii says, “You need to be careful when choosing today’s popular wide-leg pants. For example, Uniqlo carries plenty of trend-conscious pants for men, but among them are landmine items that are an instant fail if an adult picks them.”

■ The “new wardrobe staple” pants men tend to get wrong

“You don’t see men in skin-tight pants around town anymore, do you.”

Source: president.jp / Original article here

What people said

3AnonymousAug 30, 2026 03:15
I don't give a damn what pants other guys wear — the ones who obsess over it are the creepy ones.
47AnonymousAug 30, 2026 03:39
Re: #3
Lame old dude.
67AnonymousAug 30, 2026 03:50
Re: #3
Women of every generation are just scoring men.

Guys don't need to care — worst case, every woman just thinks you're lame.
239AnonymousAug 30, 2026 04:57
Re: #3
What kind of gross clothes are you wearing, then?
8AnonymousAug 30, 2026 03:20
Once you become a middle-aged guy you realize young people don't even look your way anymore.
I don't care how I'm seen.
161AnonymousAug 30, 2026 04:30
Re: #8
Agreed
I couldn't care less about the opinion of some brat with zero taste or style who just slaps on cheap clothes to chase a manufactured trend.
9AnonymousAug 30, 2026 03:20
If guys said 'slug makeup' (a heavy, glossy eye-makeup look nicknamed for its slimy sheen) had a bad reputation with men, would women stop wearing it?
158AnonymousAug 30, 2026 04:29
Re: #9

Please stop with the "see-through bangs" (thin, wispy bangs styled to look sparse)

They just look like a balding, thinning hairline.
14AnonymousAug 30, 2026 03:25
Re: #1
How closely are you even watching people?
That's kind of creepy.
20AnonymousAug 30, 2026 03:28
Re: #14

I bet even Konomoto of the Hanshin Tigers (pro baseball player known for his meticulous prep) studies things closely enough to get looked at that way.

Aren't you being a bit naive, lol?
15AnonymousAug 30, 2026 03:26
The classic middle-aged-guy fashion staples are the safe bet.
17AnonymousAug 30, 2026 03:27
Re: #15
The classic look you see all over Aeon Mall (a big suburban shopping mall chain) lately is exactly what's getting bashed here lol.
16AnonymousAug 30, 2026 03:26
There's been more and more news lately treating 'what women think' as if it's automatically the righteous, correct take.
But there are all kinds of women out there too.
210AnonymousAug 30, 2026 04:47
Re: #16
Well, that whole 'anonymous woman's voice' or 'viewer Q&A corner' format is obviously just made up copy.
It's a trick — if you state the opinion yourself you get called out as a hypocrite, so you cushion it by pretending 'some anonymous person said this!' instead.
243AnonymousAug 30, 2026 04:59
Re: #16
Sure, there are all kinds of women, but every single one who *doesn't* think "ugh, cringe…" is dressed weird herself.
19AnonymousAug 30, 2026 03:28
Who honestly cares what some middle-aged guy wears?
247AnonymousAug 30, 2026 05:01
Re: #19
An old guy in gross clothes is unsightly, disgusting…
26AnonymousAug 30, 2026 03:31
The outfit in this article is lame to begin with — they're literally telling old guys to tuck their shirts in.
63AnonymousAug 30, 2026 03:48
Re: #26
Middle-aged guys are inherently sloppy-looking,
so wear slacks, tuck your shirt in, and put on some clean dress shoes.
33AnonymousAug 30, 2026 03:34
They seem desperate to get middle-aged guys to buy new clothes, but there's barely any men's casual clothing stores left in regional cities anymore, so Uniqlo is basically the only option.
Otherwise it's online shopping, but then there's the pants-length problem.
35AnonymousAug 30, 2026 03:35
Re: #33
Yeah, pants need tailoring anyway.
43AnonymousAug 30, 2026 03:38
Re: #33
I really think shutting down Ito-Yokado (a general merchandise/department store chain) was a mistake.
No other brand pitched such a straightforward, no-nonsense lineup.
58AnonymousAug 30, 2026 03:46
I was gonna argue back, but yeah, that's seriously lame.
59AnonymousAug 30, 2026 03:47
Re: #58
If you're good-looking, it's "stylish" ✨
68AnonymousAug 30, 2026 03:50
So what if some total stranger has a bad opinion of it?
Couldn't care less.
72AnonymousAug 30, 2026 03:52
Re: #68

In your 20s you can still pull it off on youthful momentum,

but once you hit 30 or so, it gradually starts looking lame.
87AnonymousAug 30, 2026 03:59
Shorts, no good.
Wide pants, no good.
And now you're telling me skinny ones are no good too?
137AnonymousAug 30, 2026 04:20
Re: #87
At this point maybe wearing pants at all is the problem?
174AnonymousAug 30, 2026 04:36
Re: #87
Just wear normal ones.
It's old guys pulling off cringe moves like kiddie shorts or acting young in skinny jeans and baggy pants that gets them called creepy in the first place.
128AnonymousAug 30, 2026 04:17
The young-people fashion trend I can't get behind these past few years is tucked-in shirts with Nike-style sneakers.
132AnonymousAug 30, 2026 04:18
Re: #128
Why not?
I do both — what's wrong with it?
147AnonymousAug 30, 2026 04:25
It exposes your short legs (´・ω・`) (a sulky emoticon face)
152AnonymousAug 30, 2026 04:27
Re: #147
Seriously recommend tengu geta 👺 (tall, single-toothed wooden sandals associated with the long-nosed tengu goblin)
165AnonymousAug 30, 2026 04:32
Re: #147
Why not just wear thick-soled shoes like the young kids do?
222AnonymousAug 30, 2026 04:52
https://images.microcms-assets.io/assets/65d858929b734101938810fd04bed21b/b8b7029bd3154491802aa0ac21a9eb62/20230808175437.jpg
This is supposed to look cool? I just don't get it anymore.
242AnonymousAug 30, 2026 04:59
Re: #222
The one on the left is about the only acceptable one.
308AnonymousAug 30, 2026 05:25
Re: #222
Lame.
Well, the fashion crowd has always looked lame to ordinary people anyway.
318AnonymousAug 30, 2026 05:27
Re: #222
The middle one is the old-school "yankee" look (a rebellious, delinquent-style fashion) that used to get called lame.
Put a red or purple top on it and it'd be perfect.

Background and Key Points of This Discussion

Articles like this “fashion landmine” piece follow a familiar formula — scoring men’s clothing based on anonymous women’s opinions — and skepticism about that method surfaced in the thread too (post 210). In truth, “the voice of women” with no identifiable source can’t be verified, so it’s left to readers to decide how far the article’s claims can be generalized. There’s also the point (post 33) that in regional cities, brick-and-mortar men’s casual stores have dwindled, leaving Uniqlo or online shopping as the only real options — reflecting a shift in retail structure rather than mere taste, and the reason pants so often need to be re-hemmed. Overall, the thread split between an “I don’t care what others wear” camp and a “there’s dress appropriate to your age” camp, with both sides drawing a fair amount of support.

*This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Express+) thread “[Fashion] Turns out it’s worse for your reputation with women than shorts… Uniqlo’s ¥3,990 pants that instantly get you branded a “cringe old man”“.

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