I Can’t Take Packed Trains Anymore: 5ch Asks, ‘Is This the Glamorous Tokyo Life I Dreamed Of?’

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A post showing a photo of a packed train in central Tokyo, captioned with the anguished cry “I can’t take this anymore,” sparked a wide-ranging discussion about commuting on 5ch’s Nanimo Jikkyo (Live News) board. Comments compared it to trains in India, brought up the frequent groping incidents on the Saikyo Line, and threw out concrete ideas like commuting by moped or making train cars double-decker. The thread also spiraled into debates over why remote work hasn’t caught on and whether it’s worth living in the city center, with one comment even noting that “Tokyo’s prosperity is propped up by the sacrifices of the people commuting into it.”

This is what I have to do every single day until I retire!

I work this hard every day and we’re still basically dead last in the country for quality of life!

Somebody help me, please!!

Source: i.imgur.com / Original post here

What people said

5AnonymousSep 30, 2026 07:03
Is this really the glamorous, sparkly Tokyo life I dreamed of?
6AnonymousSep 30, 2026 07:04
Dunno about the adults, but it's rough on the kids.
7AnonymousSep 30, 2026 07:04
This is basically the same as the trains in India.
19AnonymousSep 30, 2026 07:07
Re: #7
Go ride on the roof first, then tell me it's the same.
9AnonymousSep 30, 2026 07:05
Even the Tokaido Line isn't this packed.
14AnonymousSep 30, 2026 07:06
Scooters are the best way to commute in Tokyo, honestly.
24AnonymousSep 30, 2026 07:08
Re: #14
It costs parking money, so it's not exactly 'the best.'
27AnonymousSep 30, 2026 07:08
The problem is that nobody speaks up.
It's a bad social trend that nobody just says 'the train was packed so I couldn't make it in time' and lets it go at that.
That's exactly the kind of thing young people should be raising on social media — before complaining about hating drinking parties.
63AnonymousSep 30, 2026 07:21
Re: #27
Well, for people who already treat overtime as normal, companies just need to create a culture where it's fine to clock in anytime between 8 and 11.
28AnonymousSep 30, 2026 07:08
Didn't Koike (Tokyo's governor) say she'd get rid of packed trains? It's been years since she took office, so it should be solved by now, right?
29AnonymousSep 30, 2026 07:09
Re: #28
It was solved for a while 🤗
39AnonymousSep 30, 2026 07:13
Re: #24
It is the best — you get to legally listen to music, and as for parking, if you rent an apartment that comes with a spot, it's cheaper than a commuter pass.
41AnonymousSep 30, 2026 07:14
Re: #39
There's no apartment that convenient in the city center.
45AnonymousSep 30, 2026 07:16
Can't they just make trains double-decker? Like London buses.
52AnonymousSep 30, 2026 07:18
Re: #45
Double-decker cars can structurally only fit two doors, and the stairs end up super narrow, so boarding and getting off takes forever.
Running them in the city would cause constant delays, so it's a no-go.
60AnonymousSep 30, 2026 07:21
Re: #45
It's possible, but fares would jump and you wouldn't be able to stand, so the total passenger capacity might actually end up lower.
46AnonymousSep 30, 2026 07:16
Re: #41
Dunno if it counts as the city center, but when I lived in Ota Ward, I could use the apartment's parking for 1,000 yen a month.
51AnonymousSep 30, 2026 07:18
Re: #46
Ota Ward isn't the city center, and besides, we're talking about parking fees at your workplace, not where you live.
50AnonymousSep 30, 2026 07:18
Remote work is so comfortable — why doesn't everyone just do that?
59AnonymousSep 30, 2026 07:20
Re: #50
Because too many people slack off, so companies keep banning it one by one.
54AnonymousSep 30, 2026 07:19
The almighty Saikyo Line — Tokyo's most notorious train line, crawling with gropers.
58AnonymousSep 30, 2026 07:20
Re: #54
There's a huge banner in Ikebukuro warning people about gropers, lol.
67AnonymousSep 30, 2026 07:22
Re: #51
Bringing up 'the workplace' now is moving the goalposts, lol. If you're picking a bike, of course you'd look for parking at work too. And with a moped you can often park it at station bike lots as well, so overall a scooter still beats the train.
77AnonymousSep 30, 2026 07:27
Re: #67
No, we were talking about commuting from the start, so there's no goalpost-moving here.
Monthly station bike lots are rarely available, and once you factor in gas money you'll easily blow past the cost of a commuter pass — and barely any company allows commuting by car or motorbike in the first place.
82AnonymousSep 30, 2026 07:30
Honestly, you're better off just living in the city center.
At the end of the day it's only about 100,000 yen a month different from the suburbs.
87AnonymousSep 30, 2026 07:31
Re: #82
The city center isn't exactly easy to live in either, though.
91AnonymousSep 30, 2026 07:32
There were a lot of 'Tonkin' types (a mocking nickname for Tokyoites) saying 'We don't need cars, there's car rental!'
Bet they're getting stung by Times Car [a car-sharing service] rates right about now.
95AnonymousSep 30, 2026 07:33
Re: #91
Well, network services like that go down from even a minor prank, and data leaks happen too.
92AnonymousSep 30, 2026 07:33
Re: #87
Really? I live near Todai-mae (right by the University of Tokyo) now, and it's not inconvenient at all.
98AnonymousSep 30, 2026 07:34
Re: #92
That's not the city center though.
96AnonymousSep 30, 2026 07:34
Tokyo's prosperity is kept alive thanks to slaves like these.
Though all the good parts get taken by the rich.
102AnonymousSep 30, 2026 07:35
Re: #96
Isn't it kind of hollow if the only thing you get out of living like a slave is bragging rights over people in the countryside?
People outside Tokyo actually live more like human beings.
100AnonymousSep 30, 2026 07:35
・There are jobs
・There are chances to meet the opposite sex
・There are events
・There are stylish shops

Of course every young person except the total nobodies ("mukya" — slang for people with zero romantic prospects) heads to Tokyo.
110AnonymousSep 30, 2026 07:39
Re: #100
Osaka, Fukuoka, and Nagoya all have that stuff too, so there's no need to specifically pick Tokyo.

Background and key points of this discussion

According to a Ministry of Land, Infrastructure, Transport and Tourism survey, congestion rates on major train lines have dropped to around 150%, but the crowding still feels intense in practice, and awareness campaigns against groping continue on some lines, including the Saikyo Line. The thread also brought up making train cars double-decker, but in reality this isn’t used on commuter lines in the greater Tokyo area, since it would lengthen boarding times and disrupt train intervals. Some commenters claimed remote work “hasn’t caught on,” but the rate of work-from-home varies widely by industry, and it isn’t the case that companies have uniformly banned it. The debate over whether to live in the city center or the suburbs also largely comes down to personal values — whether you prioritize commute time or housing costs — so it isn’t a question with a simple right answer.

*This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nanimo Jikkyo G) thread “[Image] Tokyo resident: “AAAAH! I can’t take it anymore! I can’t take packed trains anymooOOOOORE!!!”“.

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