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The story
A thread posted to 5channel’s “Nandemo Jikkyou G” (Nanj) board with a photo captioned “I’m a girl, at Saizeriya right now” quickly split reactions into two camps. One camp spent the whole thread doubting the poster’s identity, insisting “this has to be a guy pretending to be a girl.” The other camp set the authenticity question aside and dove into Saizeriya staples like the onion zuppa and Diavola-style chicken, swapping opinions on the food. In the end, the thread became less about the actual post and more about Nanj’s signature blend of ribbing and back-and-forth banter.
What people said
(,,ﾟДﾟ)
/ つ ｍ９ ＜ what's this guy even talking about
Because it pisses you off
(**゜Дﾟ)
/[っ )<pathetic
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I went in the afternoon myself too, so it was a genuine question — that's sad.
Not "pissed off," just sad.
Never had it
Seems like the type who's into nail art
I love The Dark Knight!
(´・ω・｀)
It was delicious
(**゜Дﾟ)
/[っ )<don't know, don't care
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today's the last day of the Chiikawa collab!
Not interested in "Chinkawa" (mocking mispronunciation of Chiikawa)
Same goes for anyone pushing the escargot ("dendenmushi"/snail) on you
You're the poser here
Facts, facts
I feel that
Last time I went they told me it'd be unavailable for a while and I was gutted.
Really?
I haven't been able to go lately either.
Last time I went I had the lamb steak —
pricey, but it was worth it.
Does that actually happen? lol
Background and Talking Points
Posts along the lines of “I’m a girl, currently doing ◯◯” are a long-running staple pattern on the Nandemo Jikkyou G (Nanj) board. Since there’s no way to verify a poster’s actual gender, regulars there have developed a reflexive habit of suspecting it’s “probably just a middle-aged guy pretending.” That reaction took over this thread too, with the debate over authenticity overshadowing the actual content of the post. At the same time, Saizeriya staples like the “onion zuppa,” “small shrimp salad,” and “Diavola-style chicken” are popular topics among regular customers, and posters did trade genuine impressions of the food. Worth clarifying: the impersonation suspicions were directed at an anonymous poster, not an attempt to disparage the appearance or character of any real, identifiable person.
※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyou G) thread “[Photo] I’m a girl, at Saizeriya right nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.”
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