Hello! Project CM Deals Stall — 5ch: “Nobody but Juice=Juice Gets Work”

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A thread titled “Big corporations, please cast Hello! Project members in your commercials” appeared on 5ch’s Hello! Project board. Posters pointed out that CM (commercial) casting has effectively been concentrated on Juice=Juice, citing examples like Airi Suzuki’s appearance on the Ministry of Finance’s personal government bond page, which sparked debate over why work only seems to go to certain members.

1Anonymous2026/08/24(月) 19:05:29.85
My picks:
Akoto Yumikata
Hana Goto
3Anonymous2026/08/24(月) 19:06:46.00
Everyone besides Juice=Juice just doesn't have the numbers, so they don't get cast.
Before Juice=Juice came along, Hello! Project could muscle its way through regardless, but now that Juice=Juice clearly has the numbers, nobody else gets work.
4Anonymous2026/08/24(月) 19:07:10.94
Would going full 'wolf' mode (i.e. coming on aggressively flirty) actually land you work?
9Anonymous2026/08/24(月) 19:08:39.65
>>4
Kentaro Kawabe is watching, you know
10Anonymous2026/08/24(月) 19:08:44.08
Just funnel all that kind of work to Juice already
11Anonymous2026/08/24(月) 19:08:48.85
Even Juice=Juice —
the TV commercial went to someone else,
they only got a web commercial,
and it was over in a flash
17Anonymous2026/08/24(月) 19:14:22.53
>>11
Still longer than Sakura Oda's KFC ad
13Anonymous2026/08/24(月) 19:10:41.63
>>6
It's not just Kudo's fault.

[Sad news] ANGERME narrows its own chances yet again — Rin Hashisako: "I like Sprite, Mitsuya Cider just won't do"
https://kizuna.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/morningcoffee/1786959214/
24Anonymous2026/08/24(月) 19:16:29.57
>>13
Guess the agency never taught them basic manners
14Anonymous2026/08/24(月) 19:11:29.50
Wish some ad agency out there had a Hello! Project otaku on staff
16Anonymous2026/08/24(月) 19:13:19.45
>>14
Hello! Project otaku are everywhere
but they don't hand out the work
you get why, right?
19Anonymous2026/08/24(月) 19:15:07.05
Akimoto used to work at Dentsu, so he could blow up both AKB and the Sakamichi groups fast. Hello! Project's only got TV Tokyo.
20Anonymous2026/08/24(月) 19:15:25.06
Why did it only go to Kamiko?
Think about it for a second.
26Anonymous2026/08/24(月) 19:19:07.70
>>20
That was before Juice=Juice blew up, so they could still muscle their way through back then
27Anonymous2026/08/24(月) 19:20:25.60
>>20
They were the 'ruling party' at the time, after all
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29Anonymous2026/08/24(月) 19:32:23.63
I think Getta would make a great Asadora (NHK morning drama) heroine
30Anonymous2026/08/24(月) 19:32:51.01
Only old folks watch TV anymore, so you need a face that appeals to the elderly.
No idea who that'd be, though.
31Anonymous2026/08/24(月) 19:34:50.23
Even a local company casting them would be a blessing at this point
32Anonymous2026/08/24(月) 19:35:21.87
>>24
Well, that kind of thing has nothing to do with ANGERME anyway
41Anonymous2026/08/24(月) 19:45:11.53

Somebody offer her a gig already
42Anonymous2026/08/24(月) 19:50:34.87
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HQdlfMVbAAA3hqO.jpg
Hina-z's bento box
44Anonymous2026/08/24(月) 20:04:10.57
If we're talking a commercial on a national scale, it's this —

Ministry of Finance website
Personal government bonds page
https://www.mof.go.jp/jgbs/individual/kojinmuke/index.html
Image model: Airi Suzuki
https://www.mof.go.jp/jgbs/individual/kojinmuke/assets/img/main/renewal2026/keyvisual/main_poster_sp.jpg
64Anonymous2026/08/24(月) 20:28:19.68
Somebody offer a gig to Hisaki Ebata, the "Sayuri Yoshinaga of the Reiwa era"!
https://img15.shop-pro.jp/PA01154/377/product/100607370.jpg
https://image.news.livedoor.com/newsimage/stf/e/8/e80b0_1455_89247919f988da5830ed8e7d44cdfb24.jpg
65Anonymous2026/08/24(月) 20:29:03.02
>>64
Shut it, you old perv!! (lit. "juice geezer" — 5ch slang for a lecherous older fan)
67Anonymous2026/08/24(月) 20:30:21.45
>>64
She's a dead ringer, lol
69Anonymous2026/08/24(月) 20:32:35.89
You guys are old enough now to have climbed the corporate ladder — just cast them through your own company
71Anonymous2026/08/24(月) 20:34:51.37
>>69
You really think an exec like that would be hanging out on a trash-tier board like this?

*This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “Big corporations, please cast Hello! Project members in your commercials.”

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