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  • Chiben Wakayama Wins It All — 5 Minutes Later, Dortmund Sends Congrats; 5ch: ‘Koshien Went International While We Weren’t Looking’

    Moments after Chiben Wakayama beat Kendai Takasaki 4–3 to claim their fourth summer Koshien title — and first in five years — Bundesliga giants Borussia Dortmund posted a congratulatory message on social media, setting off a buzz in 5ch’s live-thread community.

    Why would a soccer club react to a high school baseball final? Theories flew across the thread, from a shared tiger-stripe uniform connection and rumors of past exchanges between the two clubs, to suspicions that the whole thing was staged.

    The final of the 108th National High School Baseball Championship was held on August 22, with Chiben Wakayama (Wakayama) edging out Kendai Takasaki (Gunma) 4–3,

    claiming their fourth title and first in five years. After the hard-fought game, a congratulatory message arrived for Chiben Wakayama from an unexpected source, catching fans off guard.

    The message to the hard-hitting Chiben squad — now tied with PL Gakuen for four summer titles — came from none other than Borussia Dortmund, a powerhouse of Germany’s top soccer division.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:13
    Gotta love it when foreigners get used for a good laugh.
    5AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:14
    Her boyfriend's probably on the Chiben Wakayama baseball team, I bet.
    6AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:14
    Damn, Dortmund actually knows its stuff — the Shinji Kagawa effect, maybe?

    See you at the WBC, lol (b)
    7AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:15
    Meanwhile in Japan, some sports writer was desperately hunting for anything to nitpick so they could churn out a rage-bait article for the clicks.
    8AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:15
    Honestly can't tell the Carp, the Reds, and Chiben apart.
    9AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:15
    Soccer ('ball-kickers', a dismissive nickname for the sport) really does love cozying up to baseball, huh (lol)
    10AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:15
    This is baffling.
    Is there actually some connection between them?
    81AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:53
    Re: #10
    Their connection is the yellow-and-black stripes — Dortmund's tiger mascot kind of looks like Puma's logo.
    Apparently that's led to some exchange between the two organizations.
    This is probably part of that.
    A 'Tigers meets Koshien' kind of link.
    12AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:16
    Japanese high school baseball has the whole world hooked
    Even foreign soccer fanboys (サカ豚, a mocking nickname for soccer fans) can't resist it
    13AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:17
    They also sent a 'good luck' message to both Chiben and Kendai Takasaki right after the semifinal ended. What's going on here?
    14AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:17
    They actually showed up at Koshien Stadium recently too, and hung out with the Hanshin Tigers.
    15AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:17
    Isn't there actually something to the theory that Germany has more baseball fields with natural grass in the infield and outfield than Japan does?
    16AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:17
    What are the soccer fanboys gonna do with this one?
    24AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:21
    Re: #16
    It's probably just their Japan social media guy, who happens to be a baseball fanboy (焼き豚, the mocking counterpart term to サカ豚), posting this on his own.
    57AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:35
    Re: #16
    I'm gonna go streak to the convenience store 🙁 (a classic 5ch meme for 'I can't even')
    18AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:18
    Re: #1
    https://imgur.com/n3ElGF4.png
    https://imgur.com/dRfUYSZ.png
    20AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:20
    Daniel Kahl was an exchange student at Chiben Gakuen.
    21AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:20
    See, baseball IS recognized overseas
    Soccer fanboys are just liars
    23AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:21
    Were they even watching Koshien, though?
    32AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:24
    Re: #23
    The fact that they posted the message just 5 minutes later suggests they were watching via 'Virtual Koshien' (バーチャル高校野球, Japan's official Koshien livestream service).
    29AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:23
    Soccer fanboys: 'Dortmund's a baseball fanboy now!'
    33AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:24
    Soccer fanboys: 'A baseball fanboy must've hacked Dortmund's social media.'
    34AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:24
    Soccer's washed up even in Germany these days
    Baseball's the popular one now
    36AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:25
    🌹Women's Chronicles🌹 Yoshino District, Nara Prefecture — founder of the Benten-shu sect & guardian figure to Konosuke Matsushita: Ms. Chiben Ōmori
    https://note.com/happywomen_jp/n/nd08b8ac7cbce
    37AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:25
    Baseball fanboys are literally crying tears of joy, lol
    Meanwhile in Germany it's more like 'baseball, what's that?'
    38AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:25
    Baseball diplomacy.
    Nobody cares about 'ball-kicking' — everyone plays that everywhere.
    Japan's real sports culture is baseball.
    40AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:27
    Germans are cozying up to high school baseball キタ━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!! (a classic 5ch hype expression)
    Meanwhile high school soccer gets totally ignored lol
    41AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:27
    Koshien Went International While We Weren't Looking
    43AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:29
    Wait, can you even watch 'Virtual Koshien' from Germany?
    45AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:30
    Re: #43
    Pretty much, yeah — you can watch it if you actually want to.
    47AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:30
    Soccer fanboys: 'But the world—!'
    The world: 'High school baseball rules.'
    49AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:31
    Ecuador is actually where Okabayashi Yoichi was born, you know — he played baseball there himself.
    50AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:32
    When I saw it on Instagram I figured it was photoshopped, but this is actually real?
    72AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:46
    Lukas Podolski used to always rave about Koshien back when he played for Vissel Kobe.
    He'd say things like 'they play almost every single day and it's always packed — just as good as the Bundesliga,' and soccer fans would rip into him for it.
    79AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:52
    Re: #72
    The Bundesliga only plays like twice a month, though.
    86AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:56
    Re: #72
    He also said soccer isn't actually Japan's No. 1 sport, and the soccer fanboys lost it over that one too.
    88AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:00
    Why does nobody ever bring up high school soccer?
    89AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:01
    Re: #88
    Because most people don't even know it's a thing.

    Background and Key Points

    Koshien needs little introduction inside Japan but plenty outside it: the National High School Baseball Championship, held at Hanshin Koshien Stadium since 1915, is a two-week, single-elimination tournament that draws roughly 50,000 spectators a game and stops the country the way a World Cup final might elsewhere — this year’s edition was the 108th. Chiben Wakayama’s win gave the school its fourth title, tying it with PL Gakuen, a genuinely significant marker in a competition where most schools never win once. Borussia Dortmund is not a random outsider here: the club’s black-and-yellow “Die Schwarzgelben” branding gets compared by Japanese fans to Puma’s logo and, by extension, to the Hanshin Tigers, and the thread references prior contact between Dortmund and the Tigers organization, plus a visit to Koshien Stadium itself — so the congratulatory post has a real, if thin, institutional thread behind it rather than coming out of nowhere.

    What the thread actually disagreed on wasn’t whether the connection was real, but how sincere it was — some read it as an authentic gesture rooted in that tiger-stripe/Hanshin link (or even a staffer’s personal baseball fandom), others assumed it was a low-effort social-media stunt, possibly not even watched live but noticed via Japan’s official “Virtual Koshien” stream, which posters confirmed is accessible from Germany.

    What outsiders will likely miss is the sport-rivalry subtext driving half the replies: much of the thread isn’t really about Dortmund at all, but about Japan’s long-running baseball-fan-versus-soccer-fan sniping (焼き豚 vs サカ豚), with Dortmund’s message being used as ammunition in that unrelated domestic argument.

    *This article was compiled as an excerpt/summary of the 5ch (Geisports Sokuho+) thread [High School Baseball] Five Minutes After Chiben Wakayama’s Fourth Summer Title in Five Years, German Soccer Powerhouse Dortmund Sends Congratulations.

  • Kuroko’s Basketball: The ‘Midorima Is Strongest’ Theory Survives Yet Another 5ch Debate

    Over on 5ch’s “Nandemo Jikkyo G” board, a thread heated up around the idea that Shintaro Midorima from Kuroko’s Basketball might be the de facto strongest player in the series. Posters split over how to counter his 100%-accuracy shot, and over just how well Ryota Kise’s “Perfect Copy” can actually replicate the threat Midorima poses.

    Citing in-story specs like his hang time, height, and weight, some argued he’d be “basically breaking the rules” in real life, and the discussion spiraled into a full ranking debate of the Generation of Miracles.

    1AnonymousAug 19, 2026 00:38
    Looks like he's clearly the strongest, no argument there
    14AnonymousAug 19, 2026 00:49
    Since there's only one Midorima, marking him tight is still a workable answer
    but if there were two Midorimas, basketball as a sport would collapse
    32AnonymousAug 19, 2026 00:56
    Re: #14
    And that's exactly what makes Kise so dangerous
    depending on the situation, he can become a second Aomine or a second Midorima
    and if he's copying Midorima, holding off on activating Perfect Copy until right before he catches the pass and shoots saves him a ton of stamina
    24AnonymousAug 19, 2026 00:52
    Kuroko himself is trash, though (lol)
    31AnonymousAug 19, 2026 00:55
    Re: #24
    Just keep feeding Midorima the ball nonstop and he's unbeatable
    66AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:09
    Re: #31
    The farther out the shot, the longer it takes to actually go in
    so you just need to outscore him at a faster pace than that
    the American team in the last match did exactly that
    basically just ignoring Midorima entirely
    26AnonymousAug 19, 2026 00:53
    Didn't someone show up who blocks literally 100% of shots from anywhere on the court?
    27AnonymousAug 19, 2026 00:54
    Re: #26
    Kagami stopped him plenty of times though
    28AnonymousAug 19, 2026 00:54
    Re: #26
    Aomine's kind of close to that, arguably
    30AnonymousAug 19, 2026 00:55
    If only copying every Miracle's ability came with zero downside for Kise…
    36AnonymousAug 19, 2026 00:57
    Re: #30
    Isn't "insane stamina drain" literally the downside?
    40AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:00
    Surprised anyone besides fujoshi (female yaoi fans) actually watched this
    42AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:00
    Re: #40
    It's surprisingly good, honestly
    58AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:06
    Re: #40
    Same deal with Prince of Tennis or Reborn — plenty of non-fujoshi readers watched those too, it's Jump after all
    48AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:01
    Why keep talking about 'doing everything humanly possible' and then go enroll at some scrub high school?
    61AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:07
    Re: #48
    Wasn't that school supposed to be a Tokyo-representative regular…
    is a school that makes the Inter-High every single year really 'scrub tier'?
    51AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:02
    Kuroko's just running a battle manga with a basketball skin
    good sports manga basically never have villains
    54AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:04
    Re: #51
    Even Slam Dunk had guys who injured opponents on purpose though
    55AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:05
    Thanks to this absurd power, you'd have to man-mark the inbound pass after every single score like your life depends on it
    we're talking a level where ceiling height, inbound rules, and even the 3-point line would need to change
    57AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:06
    Re: #55
    Lol, people calculated that with a 13-second hang time the ceiling would need to be at least 280 meters
    59AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:06
    If they actually existed in real life, I think the other Miracles would just get celebrated as amazing athletes
    but if Midorima existed, either the rules would have to change or, worst case, he might get 'taken care of'
    otherwise basketball as a sport would be finished
    62AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:08
    Re: #59
    Well, 195cm and 79kg is pretty stick-thin, so realistically the 'Midorima hack' would just be injuring him and benching him for a whole season
    67AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:10
    Re: #54
    Even within Kuroko's Basketball, Hanamiya's Kirisaki Daiichi already does exactly that
    70AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:12
    Re: #67
    No, that's exactly the point 51 was making
    68AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:11
    Plus he's about the only one of the Miracles who takes basketball seriously and never lets up even against weaker opponents
    he seems like the guy who'd mesh best with Kuroko, so it's odd they set them up as a bad match from the start
    73AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:13
    Re: #68
    Kuroko's not exactly the serious type either
    dude randomly punches his own teammates out of nowhere
    74AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:13
    Something about the power balance here just feels off
    75AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:13
    Also, I'm pretty sure this guy would still sink the shot even if you passed him the ball mid-air right as he jumped
    at this point the only fix is bombing the TV stations and canceling Oha Asa (the real morning-show horoscope segment his 'lucky items' parody)
    78AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:14
    Re: #75
    Akashi: 'Can't you just steal the pass? (lol)'
    76AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:14
    He'd struggle against a defender with elite physical ability marking him one-on-one, right?
    Wouldn't he be unable to get a shot off against Aomine or Murasakibara too, not just Kagami?
    79AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:16
    Re: #76
    Not sure about Murasakibara, but Aomine… I dunno
    this guy's 195cm with a massive vertical to begin with, and in the whole series only five guys are even taller than him
    81AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:18
    Re: #76
    Wouldn't it actually help the team if Murasakibara, basically the best defender around, was the one assigned to guard Midorima?
    80AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:18
    Well, in the sense that one-on-one defense can deal with him, he might not be a huge deal under a one-man-carries-the-team premise
    but between two teams built from equally matched players, the team with Midorima on it wins 100% of the time
    89AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:30
    Re: #80
    The only guys who can handle him one-on-one are Miracle-tier
    even the Uncrowned Kings can't do anything about him, so despite the positional mismatch it fell to Akashi to guard him — and Akashi doesn't even blame the Uncrowned Kings for losing to Midorima, that's just treated as expected
    84AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:21
    They pile way too much of a nerf on Kise just for plot convenience
    the only copies that should clearly cost him something are Murasakibara's and reproducing Akashi's eye
    86AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:23
    Re: #84
    Of course he'd get more tired than usual doing movements he doesn't normally do
    85AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:22
    Still, Aomine's the strongest!

    ↑ yeah, that's definitely not it
    88AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:30
    Re: #85
    If you're counting defense too, maybe
    87AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:28
    If Midorima never misses, his team doesn't even need to prepare for rebounds — wouldn't they be unbeatable just by falling back on D?
    91AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:33
    Re: #87
    Actually, his teammates really do drop back whenever he shoots
    plus there's that hang time that ignores the laws of physics
    90AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:31
    The fact that Midorima — the one power in this superpower battle manga that's barely physically explainable — ends up being the strongest just shows how badly the powers were designed, doesn't it?
    95AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:37
    Re: #90
    Murasakibara's the most realistic one, honestly

    Background and Key Points

    Kuroko’s Basketball (Kuroko no Basuke) revolves around the “Generation of Miracles,” five prodigy players who each dominated Teiko Middle School with a different superhuman skill. Midorima Shintaro’s is a three-point shot with a freakishly high arc and effectively 100% accuracy; the thread’s jokes about “hang time” and ceiling height are riffing on the fact that his shot’s arc is drawn so extreme it would need a stadium roof hundreds of meters tall to be physically possible. His other signature trait, obsessively carrying a horoscope-assigned “lucky item,” is a direct parody of Oha Asa, a real long-running morning-TV fortune segment familiar to any Japanese viewer but meaningless without that context. Kise Ryota’s “Perfect Copy” lets him replicate any move he’s seen once, at the cost of physical strain that scales with how far the move is from his natural ability.

    The thread wasn’t arguing over whether Midorima is skilled — everyone conceded that — but over whether he’s stoppable in-universe: can a single elite defender (Aomine, Murasakibara, Kagami) shut him down one-on-one, or does beating him require restructuring team strategy (or the rules of basketball itself) around him. A side debate over whether Kise’s copy of Midorima should cost him more stamina than it currently does never resolved either.

    What outsiders likely miss is that the “real-life” framing throughout — bombing TV stations to cancel Oha Asa, benching him with an injury — is a genre-standard exaggeration ritual on Japanese boards for overpowered fictional characters, not a serious complaint about the manga’s writing.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Sad News] Kuroko’s Basketball Fails to Overturn the Midorima-Is-Strongest Theory, Thread Ends.”

  • Giants Rout Carp 5-0: Daiki Nets First Career Win in First Start as Hiroshima Shut Out for Second Straight Game

    In the August 22 Giants-Carp game, the Giants cruised to a 5-0 win, extending their winning streak. Starting pitcher Yamato Daiki picked up his first professional win as a starter, backed by a two-run homer from Matsumoto Go and a timely hit from Nakayama. The thread lit up with a mix of questions about the manager’s lineup choices and praise for Daiki’s big day.

    Hiroshima 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 |0

    Giants 0 0 2 0 0 3 0 0 X |5

    [Battery]

    Source: nikkansports.com / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:18
    Giants win again today, and Hiroshima-style okonomiyaki sure tastes great (o^∀^o) (a cheeky dig — savoring the loser's local specialty)
    5AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:18
    Giants win again today, and ajari-mochi (a Kyoto rice cake, unrelated to Hiroshima — just riffing on the previous post) tastes great too (o^∀^o)
    7AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:19
    After Arai-san [the Carp manager],
    who'd even want that job?
    10AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:21
    Does the Giants even have a real starting rotation?
    Why bench Otsuka when he's red hot
    and run out Sakamoto batting 5th with Kai catching?
    They're overtinkering with everything.
    17AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:24
    Re: #10
    They optioned Takemaru off the roster, so that's the replacement.
    21AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:27
    Re: #10
    If they'd lost, sure, but they won comfortably without allowing a run — that complaint doesn't hold up.
    97AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:58
    Re: #10
    Otsuka's been playing nonstop, so it's probably just a rest day. And they won anyway, so who cares.
    Tomorrow's starter is Ogasawara, so Otsuka's back in.
    11AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:21
    Feels like pitcher Martinez picked up an easy save there.
    12AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:22
    Congrats to Daiki on his first career win in his first start!
    13AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:22
    Shut out two games in a row? That's just weak.
    Fans should be furious.
    41AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:42
    Re: #13
    There are bigger things to be angry about than that.
    14AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:23
    Martinez, picking up a save with a 5-run lead, is the real winner here.
    15AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:24
    SoftBank's cleanup hitters are on a whole different level, though.
    19AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:26
    Re: #15
    It's silly to even compare the two.
    16AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:24
    Re: #1

    Decision
    Winning pitcher: Giants — Daiki (1-0, 0 SV)
    Losing pitcher: Hiroshima — Tamamura (1-4, 0 SV)
    Save: Giants — Martinez (3-3, 34 SV)
    18AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:25
    Someone said it earlier, but Daiki's got that classic Showa-era handsome-guy look (a retro, old-school leading-man vibe).
    20AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:27
    Yamato Daiki:
    "Giants fans, please remember the name 'Yamato Daiki' before you head home."
    22AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:28
    Re: #17
    Ah, that makes sense —
    Takemaru had been off form, so that checks out.
    24AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:28
    Re: #1
    Sounds like the Carp got chewed out by Fujikawa over a hit-by-pitch, so now they're showing their support by losing to the Giants every single time.
    26AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:30
    The Giants don't hit guys and put them on the injury list, though, right?
    37AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:38
    Re: #26
    Abe properly respected his elder, Arai,
    but Fujikawa didn't, and that's why he earned Arai's disapproval.
    43AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:44
    Re: #26
    Actually, today Urata already took a pretty scary hit-by-pitch,
    though he just barely avoided a serious injury.
    28AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:33
    Outside of Tigers games played in a dome, they can actually win properly, so they're still hanging in there.
    31AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:35
    Guess the announcement of the 4th one is getting close
    they've sent him down and gotten him properly ready.
    33AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:36
    Didn't know the Zombies [a mocking nickname for the lifeless-looking team] were still playing baseball
    nothing but half-hearted games from them.
    34AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:37
    Say what you want, but Kai's actually calling a good game behind the plate.
    35AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:37
    Daiki's surgery set him back time-wise, but he's the same age as a first-year college draftee, so he's still got plenty of runway ahead.
    57AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:24
    They're strong at Tokyo Dome, huh.
    59AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:26
    Re: #57
    Actually it's the opposite —
    this year they're weak at Tokyo Dome.
    They win more at other parks.
    The pitching staff is clearly getting hit hard there.
    60AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:28
    Guess they don't even do night games on summer-vacation weekends anymore.
    87AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:35
    Re: #60
    Outdoor day games in summer got scrapped starting this year —
    reason being it's just too hot.
    95AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:53
    Re: #60.
    They stopped night games at outdoor stadiums in summer because of heatstroke risk. Day games now only happen at domed stadiums (except Seibu's).
    Also, for Giants home games, Saturdays still occasionally get a night game, but Sundays are now almost always day games.
    66AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:39
    Good for Matsumoto Go — he's managed to succeed as a Giants player in a way even Matsuda couldn't.
    69AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:51
    Re: #66
    Seriously, the guys who were against picking up Matsumoto owe him an apology.
    74AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:04
    Re: #66
    The only ones who've openly said they've been Giants fans since childhood are pretty much Matsu-Go, Nakayama, and Ishizuka.
    Plenty of Tigers fans on this roster though lol
    86AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:35
    Even after loading the bases, if it's still just a 1-run game, does that still count as a save?
    88AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:37
    Re: #86
    Used to be that 2-outs-bases-loaded counted as a 4-run save situation, but under the current rules it's 5 runs.

    Background and Key Points

    For readers unfamiliar with Japanese pro baseball: the Yomiuri Giants and Hiroshima Toyo Carp are two of the Central League’s most storied franchises, and this was a lopsided in-season match rather than a marquee rivalry night. Carp manager Ryoji Arai is a former Carp great now in a rebuilding job with a thin, inconsistent staff — hence one poster’s crack that nobody would want to inherit the position after him. Yamato Daiki is a young right-hander whose path to the rotation was delayed by surgery; because Japanese draft classes are tracked by age cohort rather than pro-service years, he’s still considered on the same developmental clock as a fresh college draftee despite the setback. Erasmo Martinez is the Giants’ closer, and NPB’s save rule (unlike MLB’s) can credit a “save situation” even with a big lead if the tying run is on base, which is why his outing drew mixed reactions rather than blanket praise.

    Where the thread actually diverged was over manager Hara’s lineup choices — several posters called benching the hot-hitting Otsuka and batting Sakamoto fifth with Kai catching “overtinkering,” while others pointed out a comfortable shutout win makes second-guessing pointless and that Otsuka’s absence was simply a rest day before the next start.

    One thing casual readers might miss: the throwaway note about NPB scrapping outdoor day games in summer isn’t stadium trivia, it’s a league-wide 2026 policy shift driven by heatstroke concerns for players — a genuinely unusual accommodation compared to MLB’s unchanged day-game scheduling.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Entertainment & Sports Speed+) thread “[Baseball] CL G 5-0 C [8/22] Giants win again, Daiki gets first career win in first start, Matsumoto’s 3rd HR (2-run), Nakayama’s timely hit, Carp shut out for 2nd straight game.”

  • Convicted Scammer ‘Itadaki Girl’ Riri-chan Posts Apology Letter and Wish List From Prison, 5ch: ‘She’s Finally Broken’

    “Itadaki Girl” Riri-chan — the nickname for a type of scammer who cons men out of cash and gifts — is currently serving time for fraud. She sparked a stir on 5ch after posting an apology letter and wish list on social media whose real intent was hard to pin down. In the thread, users dug up old photos of her and voiced concern over her mental state, while others pointed out that a woman had actually been arrested for romance fraud after using the “crime manual” Riri-chan had sold.

    1AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:22
    Sounds rough.
    8AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:25


    21AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:30
    Re: #8
    Wonder if the third pic is the one showing her true feelings?
    19AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:28
    22AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:31
    Re: #19
    That's hilarious.
    38AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:40
    Re: #19
    Wait, Riri-chan was back in 2023? Time really flies.
    24AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:32
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F-44KxcaEAADqAZ.jpg
    35AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:38
    Re: #24
    Guess she already had mental health issues back then.
    43AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:42
    Re: #24
    She's the spitting image of Hirame-chan from Jarinko Chie (the flat-faced character from that old anime).
    27AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:34
    29AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:36
    I saw that a support group formed for her, but then it disbanded after she got hung up on some sketchy guy.
    45AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:44
    Re: #29
    That's gotta be a lie, right, Riri…? You've already got a man like me 😭
    36AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:39
    42AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:42
    What happened here?
    48AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:45
    Re: #42
    I think she got into some money dispute with a guy who was basically her husband.
    49AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:45
    Re: #42
    She's acting like some big-shot author.
    46AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:44
    [Sad] Inmate "Itadaki Girl" Riri-chan 🥹


    47AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:44
    Itadaki Girl Riri-chan posts an apology letter and you honestly can't tell if she's sincere or trolling
    52AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:45
    Re: #47
    lol her real name isn't even Riri, it's Maina.
    81AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:01
    Re: #47

    https://www.kozuki-foundation-30th.jp/images/e3-4.jpg
    50AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:45
    [Sad News] Itadaki Girl Riri-chan Has Finally Cracked
    51AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:45
    Itadaki Girl Riri-chan goes and posts her wish list
    53AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:45
    [Video] Itadaki Girl Riri-chan's voice is super cute lmaooo
    https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1784830519324422144/vid/avc1/1298×720/_YONm2u3SEDM6Ebu.mp4

    https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1784839942843383808/vid/avc1/1266×720/-5RjEXcsU9D58R2H.mp4

    Her face isn't drop-dead gorgeous or anything, but she's totally the type guys fall for fast 😳♥
    79AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:00
    Re: #53
    She could go full VTuber once she's out.
    54AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:45
    Female Twitter user: "The old guy who gave Itadaki Girl Riri-chan 38 million yen says he wants her locked up — that's gross. Maybe the one who should spend 15 years locked away is you, for thinking you could marry a 25-year-old."
    55AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:46

    I hear women's prison is actually pretty comfortable.
    56AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:46
    Riri-chan: "13 years in prison is sooooo loooong 😿"

    59AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:47
    Re: #48
    If she'd said "I don't have a real boyfriend so I'm just playing around with sugar daddies," I could've forgiven that — but finding out she actually had a real one? Unforgivable 😡
    106AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:16
    Re: #59
    She casually registered a marriage with some Vietnamese guy or whoever, no big deal to her.
    104AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:15
    This woman turned her crime methods into a manual and sold it — made something like 20 million yen off that alone, seriously malicious. There's actually a case of a woman who bought her manual and got arrested for romance fraud using it. That one got a suspended sentence, but it's only natural to assume there are way more unreported cases — how many criminals did she end up creating?
    108AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:17
    Re: #104
    Come on, that's basically just a sales manual. The "yes/no" stuff is straight out of cold-call sales training.
    113AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:19
    Re: #104
    Fraud is a crime with obviously malicious intent — a suspended sentence for that is honestly unbelievable.

    Background and Key Points

    Riri-chan belongs to a specific Japanese online subculture: the “itadaki joshi” (いただき女子, roughly “gimme girl”), a term that spread on Japanese social media around 2022–2023 for women who cultivate multiple older male admirers on dating apps and social media, extracting cash, gifts, and living expenses through manufactured romantic or financial urgency. What made Riri-chan notorious beyond an ordinary “itadaki” case is scale and documentation: prosecutors tied her to tens of millions of yen from individual victims (one figure cited is 38 million yen from a single man), and she additionally monetized her own technique by selling an instructional “manual,” reportedly netting around 20 million yen, which at least one buyer then used to commit her own romance fraud. She was convicted and is now serving her sentence, and the reference to “13 years” reflects her own complaint about her prison term.

    The thread’s actual disagreement isn’t over her guilt — nobody disputes that — but over how to read her post-conviction persona: is the apology letter and prison wish list genuine remorse and psychological breakdown, or another performance from someone who has spent her career reading what audiences want to see, timed for sympathy or donations. A secondary split concerns culpability for downstream harm: some see the manual as materially enabling a copycat crime, while others compare it to ordinary, legal sales-technique training.

    What outsiders likely miss is how routinely Japanese fraud sentencing includes suspended terms even for calculated financial crimes, which is exactly why posters reacted with disbelief that the manual’s buyer avoided prison.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Sad News] Itadaki Girl Riri-chan Nears Her Breaking Point”.

  • Yokohama High advances to Koshien semifinals, coach rallies team with ‘Mo re! Mi Amore’

    Yokohama High School has clinched a spot in the summer Koshien semifinals, and head coach Hiroaki Murata revealed that he rallies his players before games by singing “Mo re! Mi Amore” on the team bus. On 5ch, comments were split between concern over how to balance this with the mourning mood following the sudden death of former coach Motonori Watanabe the day before, and excitement over the cheer song.

    Dancing Yokohama coach Murata: “I love ‘Mo re! Mi Amore’” — Summer Koshien

    <Team atmosphere is great>

    Well, I’m fighting right alongside them now too. Today again we sang the school anthem on the bus… and lately there’s been a “Murata Call.” So I sang and danced, right there on the bus.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    3AnonymousAug 18, 2026 16:40
    This is basically a social phenomenon at this point
    4AnonymousAug 18, 2026 16:41
    It'll be huge if Yokohama wins the whole thing
    5AnonymousAug 18, 2026 16:44
    Well, once you become the coach of a school this prestigious, you've seen every terrifying twist baseball can throw at you, so you're always carrying that 'never let your guard down' mindset
    6AnonymousAug 18, 2026 16:46
    The former coach just passed away, so it's wake mode right now — not really the time to be hyping up 'Mi Amore'

    Former Yokohama coach Motonori Watanabe dies — the legendary manager who developed Daisuke Matsuzaka and others, built an era with five spring/summer Koshien titles
    https://www.nikkansports.com/baseball/highschool/news/202608170000461.html
    12AnonymousAug 18, 2026 17:11
    If Yokohama takes the title — Mi Amore! Champions!
    16AnonymousAug 18, 2026 17:41
    If you want to win it all,
    either the brass band plays 'Mi Amore' up in the Alps stands (Koshien's outfield bleachers),
    or the coach sings it on the bus to and from the game
    take your pick
    17AnonymousAug 18, 2026 17:46
    Jumped ship from Osaka Toin to Yokohama, huh
    18AnonymousAug 18, 2026 18:03
    Toin, just hand your band score over to Yokohama already
    19AnonymousAug 18, 2026 18:09
    Fun fact: Yokohama High School is basically located in Yokosuka
    20AnonymousAug 18, 2026 18:10
    Wait, is the Kanagawa Prefectural Police cheering for Yokohama High?
    21AnonymousAug 18, 2026 18:51
    If Hama-kou (Yokohama High's nickname) makes the final, we should probably go check out the Juice=Juice folks (a Hello Project idol group) too

    Background and Key Points

    Yokohama High School is one of Japanese high school baseball’s most storied programs, based in Yokosuka within Kanagawa Prefecture and part of Kanagawa’s traditionally brutal qualifying gauntlet to reach Koshien, the national summer tournament held at Hanshin Koshien Stadium. The school’s history is inseparable from Motonori Watanabe, the coach who built its dynasty with five national titles (spring and summer combined) and developed Daisuke Matsuzaka, one of the most famous pitchers Japan has produced. Watanabe’s death was announced the day before Yokohama’s semifinal-clinching win, which is why his passing sits directly alongside the celebration in this story. Current coach Hiroaki Murata, notably a transfer from a rival powerhouse, Osaka Toin, has become known for an unusually loose, performative style — singing and dancing to “Mo re! Mi Amore” on the team bus, reportedly at players’ request via a “Murata Call.”

    The thread’s actual division was narrow: it wasn’t about whether the song itself was appropriate, but about timing — several posters felt that celebrating with a novelty cheer song hours after a legendary former coach’s death clashed with the somber mood the moment called for, while others simply leaned into the excitement of the winning streak and floated the song becoming Yokohama’s championship anthem if they win it all.

    What outside readers may miss is the cultural weight Koshien carries beyond a normal sports tournament — it’s a nationally broadcast, deeply ritualized event where decorum and generational lineage (coach to star pupil to next coach) matter enormously, which is why a coach’s personal style, and the proximity of a founding figure’s death, becomes newsworthy at all rather than a minor aside.

    *This article is compiled as excerpts and a summary from the 5ch (Hello Project) thread “[Breaking] Yokohama High advances to the summer Koshien semifinals in high school baseball! [Mo re! Mi Amore].”

  • Honda Keisuke’s Referee-Criticism Post Sparks Controversy — 5ch: “Does He Even Have the Right to Talk Down to Players Like That?”

    Former Japan national team player Honda Keisuke quoted a post by J2 Iwata midfielder Inui Takashi criticizing referees, adding on X: “Once you get down to the Kanto League level, referees are nothing like that.” The remark appears to reference “EDO ALL UNITED,” the club Honda founded, which currently competes in the Kanto Division 1 League. On 5ch’s Geinou/Sports Breaking News+ board, comments calling for respect toward referees clashed with rebuttals arguing that criticizing the validity of a call shouldn’t be conflated with referees’ volunteer treatment. Some posters called for the introduction of AI referees, while others brought up the Shinohara Shinichi judging controversy from the Sydney Olympics.

    Honda Keisuke (40), who represented Japan at three consecutive FIFA World Cups, updated his X (formerly Twitter) account on the 18th. His comments about referees have caused a stir.

    Honda quoted a post by former Japan national team player and Iwata midfielder Inui Takashi (38), who had complained about the referee’s calls after a J2 match between Yokohama FC and Jubilo Iwata. Honda wrote: “Once you get down to the Kanto League level, referees are nothing like that.”

    He appears to have made the post because “EDO ALL UNITED,” the club Honda founded with the goal of winning the FIFA Club World Cup, is currently competing in the Kanto Division 1 League.

    Source: nikkansports.com / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:26
    They're cherry-picking the nice-sounding comments, but there really are refs who make bizarre calls lol
    5AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:27
    Don't complain at the J2 level
    It's on you guys for not adjusting to the refs
    Basically: if you don't like it, go play in J1 lol
    6AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:28
    If referees are getting properly paid and working as professionals, they should accept criticism too
    9AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:32
    Re: #6
    Apparently the replies are angry because Kanto League referees are basically volunteers
    7AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:30
    The replies to Honda's comment kind of don't make sense to me
    30AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:42
    Re: #7
    I guess it means he's a disrespectful idiot — "Ahondara" (a pun combining Honda's name with old slang for "fool")
    10AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:33
    Whether it's volunteer work and whether the calls are valid are two separate issues. Soccer fanboys ("saka-buta," a jab at obsessive soccer fans) are too dumb to tell the difference
    11AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:33
    Players should show more respect to the people who referee while holding down a day job
    13AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:34
    A: Whether the calls are valid
    B: Referees' pay and treatment

    Honda's criticizing A, so anyone bringing up B is just an idiot
    14AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:35
    They should hurry up and switch referees to AI already
    32AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:44
    Re: #14
    Don't you know AI is loyal to whoever trained it?
    15AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:35
    Wasn't VAR introduced precisely because referees kept blowing calls?
    16AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:36
    They all say "let me be the manager" but nobody wants to referee, huh
    Seriously, J.League guys should have to referee each other's games so they realize how hard it is
    40AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:52
    Re: #16
    They're the "me, me, me" type who's always pushing to the front
    They only want to do stuff like being a manager — things that put them in the spotlight
    17AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:37
    In any sport, an athlete who looks down on referees isn't top-tier
    20AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:38
    Being a volunteer doesn't excuse making bad calls
    Guys like this are exactly the type who'd bash the referees over the Shinohara case at the Sydney Olympics (the controversial 2000 judo officiating scandal)
    27AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:41
    Re: #20
    Whether it's a bad call and whether it's okay to mock the referee are different things
    Just protest the bad call, dummy — no need to look down on them just because they're a lower-league referee
    26AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:41
    Re: #1
    Bet you thought this was about Nishimura, didn't you! (the referee infamous for controversial World Cup calls) Who cares about that anyway
    28AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:41
    People who bash Japanese referees this much are the same type who bash Moriyasu (the Japan national team manager)
    Plenty of overseas referees are terrible too, yet these guys act like only Japan's level is low
    70AnonymousAug 19, 2026 21:46
    Re: #28
    I'm not bashing referees, and sure, I hype up Japan and Japanese people while trashing the West/China/Korea/Russia — but Moriyasu Japan gets criticized, or rather I'm just pointing out facts, because they didn't get results
    81AnonymousAug 19, 2026 22:05
    Re: #28
    The standards are different, that's why you get screwups like Nishimura
    Before talking about skill level, that gap never changes
    29AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:41
    To all Japanese referees out there:
    Low level cuts both ways — honestly, if anything you players are the ones who are still low level
    31AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:44
    Anyone who complains about referees is trash as a human being
    41AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:54
    "They're amateur referees, so don't complain about bad calls" is out of the question
    They're charging fans money, yet it's not holding up as a proper show
    46AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:56
    Re: #41
    If we're saying that, it should be "players of your caliber have no business complaining to referees"
    That's spitting on the very structure of the sport
    54AnonymousAug 19, 2026 21:07
    The big difference with baseball is that it's basically machine-callable, so it's fair
    The strike zone, half-swings, safe or out — it all comes down to timing
    Soccer is ambiguous
    Like whether something's a foul or not
    63AnonymousAug 19, 2026 21:28
    Re: #54
    Uhh, this is home-plate umpire Shirai speaking (a nod to a viral clip of umpire Shirai's deadpan on-mic self-introduction)
    58AnonymousAug 19, 2026 21:18
    Either way, refereeing is just going to have to keep getting automated
    72AnonymousAug 19, 2026 21:48
    He got hyped up for a while, but Inui's basically just a soccer-obsessed kid who never grew up
    80AnonymousAug 19, 2026 22:01
    Re: #72
    That's exactly why he speaks his mind with no filter
    86AnonymousAug 19, 2026 22:17
    Honestly, are soccer players even in a position to talk that big anyway
    They're the ones pulling every dirty trick they can get away with


    89AnonymousAug 19, 2026 22:23
    Re: #86
    The one touching the face is in the wrong
    Touching someone's face is creepy

    Background and Key Points

    Honda Keisuke is one of Japan’s most recognizable footballers, a three-time World Cup representative (2010, 2014, 2018) now working as a pundit and club owner. The team he references, EDO ALL UNITED, is his own passion project, launched with the stated goal of eventually reaching the FIFA Club World Cup — but it currently plays in the Kanto Division 1 League, a regional amateur tier several levels below J1 and J2 in Japan’s league pyramid. That gap matters: J.League referees are contracted professionals or semi-pros, while referees at the Kanto League level are largely volunteers officiating alongside day jobs, with far less institutional support, video review, or pay. Inui Takashi, whose post Honda quoted, plays for J2 side Jubilo Iwata and was airing frustration after a professional-tier match against Yokohama FC.

    The thread’s real fault line wasn’t “referees good or bad” — it was whether criticizing a specific call’s accuracy is the same act as criticizing referees as a class, given their volunteer status. Posters in Honda’s replies argued the latter is unfair to unpaid officials; posters on 5ch pushed back that disputing a decision and disrespecting the person are separable, and that Honda — a professional-turned-club-owner — was seen as punching down at both Inui and amateur referees simultaneously.

    What outside readers likely miss: this isn’t really a debate about video review or AI officiating (raised only in passing), and Honda’s Kanto League comparison is not apples-to-apples with J2 — it’s amateur ball. The Shinohara reference to the 2000 Sydney Olympics judo scandal, and the aside about referee Nishimura’s World Cup calls, are stock Japanese shorthand for “infamous bad officiating,” not new information about this incident.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Geinou/Sports Breaking News+) thread “[Soccer] Honda Keisuke’s Referee Post Sparks Uproar: “This Comment Is Genuinely Unforgivable” / “You Can’t Even Play a Match Without Referees”.”

  • Endless opinions pour in about “professions I look down on” — 5ch reacts: “The poster’s own job is probably only a notch above it”

    A thread titled “Jobs I genuinely look down on” popped up on 5ch’s Live News board. Posters piled in with specific professions — septic tank pump-out workers, temp staffers, food delivery couriers — while plenty of replies turned the joke back on the OP: “The people looking down on these jobs are probably only a little better off themselves.”

    1AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:23
    Cleaners
    3AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:23
    Probably someone who makes short-form videos out of 5ch posts
    15AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:28
    A guy I know who pumps out septic tanks for a living used to get drunk and go, "Yeah, I do this kind of work, but at least I've got money… I really do…" all the time.
    I never meant to look down on him, but it made me wonder how many times people had said that kind of thing to him before.
    39AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:39
    Re: #15
    These days it's a rarity since sewer systems are everywhere now, but I heard from a waste collector that back in the day, doing house-to-house pump-outs used to get you juice and tips all the time.
    Apparently they could live off the tips alone and pocket their whole salary.
    17AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:29
    Low-paid middle-aged guys doing caregiving or customer service jobs
    25AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:32
    Re: #1
    Honestly, isn't it really about pride in the end? These jobs just don't look like they come with much pride, that's the thing.
    27AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:33
    Whoever's out there hawking those sketchy hair-growth or stamina supplements in YouTube ads
    28AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:34
    Whoever posted the "jobs I look down on" thread here probably has a job that's only a notch better than the ones they're listing
    30AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:35
    Food delivery, probably
    Nothing but social misfits doing that
    32AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:36
    Thought about it, but honestly nothing comes to mind
    Sex work doesn't even count as a profession since it's illegal — that's just antisocial types making money off a violation
    45AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:43
    Re: #32
    Sex work's been around since before the Common Era, though
    If anything, it's basically the default of human society
    34AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:37
    Well, YouTubers I guess
    36AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:37
    People who make video games and anime
    43AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:42
    Temp workers
    Why don't they have any drive to improve themselves? No wonder they can't become full employees
    46AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:44
    Not that I look down on them, but… drugstore clerks
    Six years at pharmacy school just to end up doing this? That's what I think
    50AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:47
    The guys hawking phone plans and water servers outside Aeon Mall — you can just tell they never really job-hunted properly
    51AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:48
    Re: #50
    It's basically no-degree-required work, but if you play it smart even as a plain door-to-door salesperson you can apparently pull in around ¥350,000 a month
    90AnonymousAug 22, 2026 08:21
    Re: #50
    Seriously, they're way too pushy
    53AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:49
    Ever since I hit side-FIRE, I don't really look down on any job anymore
    If there's ever a job that's literally about scamming people out of money, though, I'll start looking down on that one
    56AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:52
    I basically don't look down on any job
    People who think they understand someone else's whole job just from the sliver they can see are creepy and arrogant as hell
    Even with the shadiest-looking jobs, I end up thinking "huh, I never would've thought of doing that"
    57AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:52
    Sketchy under-the-table crime gigs ("yami baito")
    People selling get-rich-quick info products
    YouTubers
    59AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:54
    Re: #51
    That's not really why they get looked down on — it's more that they drift into whatever pays decently without any real career plan
    60AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:55
    Re: #51
    It's like telemarketing — the smooth talkers land contracts and make good money, but to everyone else it's just a job that hassles people wherever they go
    62AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:58
    Making inflammatory 5ch threads back to back, replying to yourself, then turning it into a summary post
    63AnonymousAug 22, 2026 08:00
    Real estate agents pushing sublease schemes or junk properties
    66AnonymousAug 22, 2026 08:03
    You guys don't look down on caregivers?
    73AnonymousAug 22, 2026 08:07
    Re: #66
    We all end up relying on them eventually
    95AnonymousAug 22, 2026 08:22
    Re: #66
    I'm a caregiver myself, and honestly I can tell the visiting families look down on us
    67AnonymousAug 22, 2026 08:04
    It's not really about jobs — more like they look down on Japanese people in general
    70AnonymousAug 22, 2026 08:05
    I look down on those shady-looking suits you see at family restaurants
    74AnonymousAug 22, 2026 08:08
    No matter the job, I look down on any single man over 30
    91AnonymousAug 22, 2026 08:21
    Re: #74
    By that logic you'd have to look down on anyone single without a partner, especially ones still living with their parents, regardless of gender — but that's off-topic here
    80AnonymousAug 22, 2026 08:11
    I look down on convenience store clerks and caregivers and stuff, but I'm 41 and have literally never held a job 🥹
    94AnonymousAug 22, 2026 08:21
    Re: #80
    Stay unemployed forever
    Just keep sinking down there
    85AnonymousAug 22, 2026 08:15
    Not even a real job, but resellers/scalpers
    Zero productivity, wish they'd just get banned
    87AnonymousAug 22, 2026 08:20
    Not sure it counts as a job, but YouTubers and influencers
    97AnonymousAug 22, 2026 08:27
    Septic tank cleaners
    But I'm genuinely grateful for them
    99AnonymousAug 22, 2026 08:28
    Re: #97
    Septic tanks? What countryside are you even living in

    Background and Key Points

    For readers outside Japan, a few of the jobs named need context. Septic-tank “pump-out” workers (the guy in post 15, driving what’s called a *bakyūmu-kā* or vacuum truck) were essential in Japan for decades because public sewer lines didn’t reach most households until quite recently — Japan’s nationwide sewerage penetration rate only passed 80% in the 2000s, and rural areas still rely on septic tanks today, which is why the tipping culture posters describe in #39 existed. Pharmacy in Japan was reformed in 2006 into a mandatory six-year university program, which is the basis for #46’s complaint that drugstore clerks are “wasting” that training. And post 32’s claim that sex work is “illegal” in Japan is technically half-true: Japan’s 1956 Anti-Prostitution Law bans only vaginal intercourse for pay, leaving a large legal gray-zone industry (fashion health, soaplands, delivery health) that operates openly — which is likely why #45 pushed back.

    The thread didn’t really split over which jobs deserve contempt; nearly everyone agreed on the same handful (temp staff, delivery drivers, YouTubers, telemarketers). The actual fault line was whether looking down on any job is legitimate at all — a vocal minority (#53, #56, #73) argued that contempt says more about the poster’s own insecurity or ignorance than about the job itself, essentially rejecting the thread’s premise.

    What outside readers might miss: posts like #95, from an actual caregiver saying families look down on caregiving staff, point to a real and persistent status/pay problem in Japan’s elder-care sector, a policy issue distinct from the thread’s joking tone.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Live News board) thread “Jobs I genuinely look down on lolololololololol.”

  • From Fan Devotion to McDonald’s Meals to Tora-san Talk: A Thread Gone Completely Off the Rails

    A thread that kicked off with the question “Are you guys into oshikatsu (fan-support activities)?” spiraled off in every direction from there — VTuber pics and clips, ribbing a poster who was quietly studying alone at McDonald’s, home-vegetable-garden advice, and a debate over the best entries in the Tora-san film series. Here’s a roundup of the delightfully chaotic vibe typical of the Nandemo Jikkyo board.

    4AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:33
    Do you guys do any oshikatsu (fan-support activities)?
    Here's mine


    6AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:34
    Laplus-tan 😅
    8AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:34
    Re: #6
    Geez lol, that's exactly why, man lol
    10AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:35
    Kanata-tan will be the judge






    This right here…… is a trap! 🙅
    31AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:37
    I'm at McDonald's right now — want me to post a pic for the first time in a while?
    32AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:38
    Re: #31
    Yes please!
    33AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:38
    Re: #31
    Nobody wants a photo of your McDonald's food
    36AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:38
    Re: #31
    [Sad News] A "weak man" (self-deprecating slang for a low-status, unlucky guy) gets publicly clowned just for studying at McDonald's!
    https://nova.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/livegalileo/1787384954/

    Wait, are you just ripping this off from that other thread?
    39AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:38
    Re: #33
    Oh, okay then. Later
    57AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:41
    Re: #39
    Sorry, I'm an idiot — I really do want to see it, please!
    78AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:45
    Re: #57
    Sorry, I already ate it…….
    83AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:45
    Re: #78
    Eating alone, lmao 🤣
    90AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:47
    Re: #78
    The edamame-and-corn side is so good
    59AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:41
    Re: #28
    Watch this one starting around 1:02:00
    [#FureLuna] We invited Fu-tan to the high-class Club Luna! 🍸✨ [#Himemori Luna / hololive]
    https://youtu.be/Z1GWnuOaZjA https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Z1GWnuOaZjA/maxresdefault.jpg
    71AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:43
    Re: #59
    What exactly are you planning to do after getting Prea drunk?! 😡
    79AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:45
    Re: #59
    Oof, rough one…lol
    68AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:43
    Re: #65
    They pulled out all of her teeth, huh
    72AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:44
    Re: #68
    Never seen that one 😥
    88AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:47
    Re: #72
    91AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:47
    Re: #88
    The really pitiful part is, it won't come out 🥹
    135AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:59
    Re: #88
    Please tell me the artist and title 😳
    74AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:44
    I finally got things cleaned up and now it might flood all over again
    Somebody help me out
    76AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:44
    Re: #74
    And what do I get out of it? 🤥💢
    77AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:45
    Re: #74
    Honestly, it's probably not gonna rain that much today
    80AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:45
    Re: #74
    Leave it to me
    98AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:48
    101AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:49
    Re: #98
    Just jump and dodge it
    114AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:54
    Re: #98
    Strike Shot
    116AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:54
    Thinking about starting a home vegetable garden — what should I grow?
    119AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:55
    Re: #116
    Bad time of year for that right now
    120AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:55
    Re: #116
    I'm growing grapes
    122AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:56
    Re: #116
    Bok choy's easy, go with that
    150AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:02
    Ooh 😍
    160AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:03
    Re: #150


    I'm fond of Mimimi too ("suko" = internet slang for "I like this")
    173AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:06
    Which entry in the Tora-san series ("Otoko wa Tsurai yo") is your favorite?
    Mine are #16 and #29
    176AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:06
    Re: #173
    The one where Keiko Takeshita plays the Madonna ☺
    183AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:08
    Re: #173
    The Ruriko Asaoka episode and the Kaori Momoi episode

    Background and Key Points

    The board this thread comes from, Nandemo Jikkyo (“anything goes live”), is one of 5channel’s fastest-moving general chat spaces — threads are less about their opening topic than about whatever image or tangent someone drops next, which is why “are you into oshikatsu?” (fan-support spending: merch, event tickets, gacha pulls for one’s favorite idol or character) could detour through hololive VTuber clips, a stranger’s convenience-store dinner, and a 1970s film franchise inside a hundred-odd posts. The VTuber references (Laplus, Kanata, Himemori Luna) point to hololive, the dominant Japanese VTuber agency whose talents build fandoms almost entirely around live-streamed personas rather than physical idols, which is precisely the kind of oshikatsu the thread’s opener meant. Tora-san (Otoko wa Tsurai yo) is a Shochiku film series that ran 48 installments from 1969 to 1995 and holds the Guinness record for most films starring the same lead actor; each entry drops the itinerant hero into a new town where he falls for that film’s “Madonna,” a rotating heroine played by a different actress every time — Keiko Takeshita, Ruriko Asaoka, and Kaori Momoi are three of dozens of one-off love interests, not competing storylines.

    The thread never really argued over oshikatsu itself; the closest thing to a dispute was whether the lone McDonald’s poster deserved a friendly ribbing or a photo request, with posters flip-flopping between “nobody wants to see that” and “no wait, please post it.”

    What’s easy to miss without Japanese context: the “weak man” jab is a stock self-deprecating meme term for a socially awkward, low-status guy, not a literal insult — and the Tora-san favorites listed aren’t ranked against a single continuous plot, since each numbered entry is a near-standalone story unified only by its wandering protagonist.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo board) thread “Weird Sweets, Strange Treats (・o・🍬)🏰.”

  • Is ‘Super Robot Wars F’ a Classic? 5ch Can’t Agree

    A poster on 5ch’s “Live Anything G” board, who bought both halves of the Saturn version of Super Robot Wars F for 500 yen total, started a thread asking “Is this really a classic?”

    Complaints piled up over the game’s unreasonable difficulty—low hit rates, long waits before enemies counterattack—while the discussion also branched into comparisons with other Super Robot Wars titles like AP, Masoukishin, and the Complete Box.

    1AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:31
    It's an ordeal from the very first stage…
    8AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:34
    Re: #8
    Went full confidence and just kept mowing down the whole enemy army solo forever.
    94AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:13
    Super Robot Wars F is a dud.
    The real classic is G Generation F.
    12AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:36
    Push through that and you'll become a true Winky-ist too (a nod to Winky Soft, the studio infamous for brutally hard SRW titles).
    28AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:43
    Re: #12
    Was it just normal for Heisei-era kids to grind through this kind of ordeal to play games?
    13AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:37
    Then you should just quit.
    19AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:39
    Re: #13
    I couldn't figure out how to play, so I looked it up, and apparently the Saturn version has a bug that wipes your entire save.
    I'm seriously considering just deleting my save and calling it quits.
    I bought both halves for 500 yen total though, so no regrets either way.
    14AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:37
    PS version? Saturn version?
    If you're on an emulator, just crank up the speed.
    30AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:43
    Re: #14
    Saturn.
    16AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:38
    It's just a game from an era when there wasn't much else around.
    40AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:48
    Re: #16
    Yeah, a game from back when the 32-bit console wars were raging.
    32AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:45
    You could actually skip it, but apparently the developers left it in because they didn't want people skipping over what they'd worked hard to make.
    36AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:46
    Re: #32
    That's just ego talking!
    37AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:46
    Re: #32
    Then at least make the battle scenes smoother.
    The wait before the enemy's counterattack is way too long…
    33AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:45
    Survive hellish F, and true hell awaits you in the Complete Box.
    52AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:53
    Re: #33
    Complete Box is genuinely awful.
    EX is still okay, but the 2nd and 3rd games bundled in it have zero sense of satisfaction.
    42AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:48
    Not being able to skip animations—yeah, that used to happen a lot back in the day.
    45AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:49
    Re: #42
    Just having actual voice acting was enough to get everyone hyped back then.
    The same thing happened with FF's cutscenes too.
    51AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:53
    This is the only Super Robot Wars game I've ever played, and it was rough enough to make me never want to touch the series again.
    Your units get one-shot constantly, so you end up poking enemies from outside their range and save-scumming (リセマラ, reset-and-retry grinding) over and over until some 10%-hit-rate move finally lands. Truly miserable.
    53AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:55
    Re: #51
    Your memory must be fuzzy, because that situation doesn't add up.
    Even accounting for bad luck, that approach is just dumb.
    57AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:56
    Re: #53
    Sure, the early stages were still manageable — that was near the end of the Final Chapter (Kanketsu-hen).
    59AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:57
    Re: #53
    In F's endgame the enemies pilot some pretty broken machines too, so that's plausible if you're not using spirit commands.
    58AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:56
    Are there even any "classics" in Super Robot Wars?
    Aren't they all basically the same game lol
    68AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:01
    Re: #58
    Nope, none — the series has never even broken a million copies sold.
    64AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:01
    Build a level-40 character using resupply and repair, and things get a lot easier.
    74AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:04
    Re: #64
    Can't say yet about the difficulty curve — maybe it eases up as you go —
    but I was shocked at how strong the enemies were even on Stage 1, which is supposed to be basically a tutorial.
    65AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:01
    There's a PS1 game called Super Tokusatsu Wars that's even worse difficulty-wise —
    it strips spirit commands out of the Winky Soft SRW formula, resulting in absolutely fiendish difficulty.
    77AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:05
    Re: #65
    I remember clearing it somehow through sheer grit.
    72AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:04
    So which is it, really? If I'm playing one today, is the remastered Second Super Robot Wars Z about the best pick?
    80AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:07
    Re: #72
    Not sure if it's downloadable on consoles, but I'd recommend AP.
    Repeat playthroughs aren't too much of a pain either.
    78AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:06
    The fact that the highest-rated ones are the easier titles, like the Alpha series and MX, tells you everything you need to know.
    89AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:12
    Re: #78
    If it's a game about steamrolling everything with your favorite robots, then yeah, the easy, comfortable ones are better.
    And if what you actually want is a high-quality tactics game, you shouldn't be playing Super Robot Wars for that in the first place.
    84AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:11
    Honestly, these games are built around save-scumming.
    If someone can clear the whole thing without save-and-reload, that's genuinely impressive.
    95AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:14
    Re: #84
    Yeah, in F there are moments where you basically need Hot-Blood, Grit, or a Critical to pull through, so that's fair.
    Outside of that though I don't reload much.
    Though I guess some people hate the parry mechanic enough to reload over it.
    91AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:13
    AP's hit rates are garbage — it's even worse than F.
    103AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:19
    Re: #91
    Come on, F and AP are worlds apart in playability.
    Not sure why AP still gets called one of the harder entries in the series.
    92AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:13
    Even among Winky Soft games, F sold well enough that people still talk about how bad it is,
    but Shin Super Robot Wars barely gets discussed at all.
    96AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:15
    Re: #92
    Can't help it — when Shin does come up, it's for its memes, not its gameplay.
    99AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:17
    Masoukishin put real effort into things like hit rate changing based on unit facing and elevation differences,
    but somehow none of that effort translated into actual fun.
    104AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:20
    Re: #99
    Just stack Hot-Blood and Luck, dodge with Sixth Sense, wait for the follow-up window, and fire off the Akashic Buster. That's basically the whole strategy.
    107AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:23
    F isn't hard — it's just unfair.
    111AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:27
    Re: #107
    Lately more and more people are throwing around the word "unfair" pretty carelessly.

    Background and Key Points

    Super Robot Wars is Banpresto’s long-running tactical crossover series that lets players pilot mecha from franchises like Gundam, Mazinger, and Getter Robo in the same battles; it began on the original Game Boy in 1991 and has since split into dozens of entries across different developers and difficulty philosophies. F and its sequel, F Final Chapter (Kanketsu-hen), came out in 1997 for Sega Saturn and PlayStation and were made by Winky Soft, a studio whose SRW titles (this one, the “Complete Box” compilation of the 1st–3rd games, Masoukishin) became notorious for punishing, RNG-heavy combat: low hit rates, unskippable battle animations, and counterattacks with agonizing wind-up. Banpresto eventually moved the series to other studios, which is why later, more forgiving entries like Alpha, AP, and MX exist — a shift the thread never states outright but that explains why posters treat “easy and fun” as a different lineage from “Winky-hard.”

    The thread doesn’t actually agree that F is bad; it splits on whether the difficulty is legitimate old-school challenge (build up one strong unit via resupply/repair, lean on spirit commands like Hot-Blood or Luck) versus simply “unfair” design — RNG so harsh it forces save-scumming rather than skill. A side debate over whether the series has any “classic” at all, given no title has reportedly sold a million copies, never gets resolved either.

    Readers unfamiliar with 90s Japanese SRPGs may assume the lack of a skip button was laziness; it was closer to the technical and design norm of the era, and Winky Soft’s stated reason — not wanting players to skip animations “they worked hard to make” — reflects that mindset directly, even as players called it ego.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Live Anything G) thread “I’m playing this thing called Super Robot Wars F — is it actually a classic?“

  • From Chiben Wakayama’s Championship to Mentaiko: A VIP Chat Thread That Rambled Wherever It Pleased

    On 5channel’s Newsokuvip (VIP) board, a thread started with a report on Chiben Wakayama’s championship win and then wandered—through Demon Slayer, mentaiko (spicy cod roe), cat islands, and the weather—with one VIPPER tirelessly replying to every tangent. The topics never connect, but the sheer rhythm of the back-and-forth, running from morning to evening, is what makes it worth reading.

    1AnonymousAug 22, 2026 11:38
    Me
    9AnonymousAug 22, 2026 11:50
    The official name is written 智辯和歌山 (with the old-style kanji for "ben") —
    looks hardcore strong just from that
    11AnonymousAug 22, 2026 11:58
    Re: #9
    Looks like it could be a character straight out of Demon Slayer
    34AnonymousAug 22, 2026 12:24
    Hi there (*^^*)
    A bug flew in and I couldn't focus on the last batter (T^T)
    36AnonymousAug 22, 2026 12:27
    Re: #34
    Now that you mention it, there was a dead fly in my room out of nowhere… never even saw it flying around though…
    38AnonymousAug 22, 2026 12:28
    Re: #34
    Hi there, Tamako-chan
    Guess the bug wanted to watch Koshien too lol (Koshien = the national high school baseball tournament)
    42AnonymousAug 22, 2026 12:30
    You spoiled it for me, so now I'm gonna wreck you
    48AnonymousAug 22, 2026 12:37
    Re: #42
    Stop, I'm sorry!!
    45AnonymousAug 22, 2026 12:32
    Re: #39
    Bon-chan reads a ton of manga too
    51AnonymousAug 22, 2026 12:40
    Re: #45
    I've only read Miiyama
    52AnonymousAug 22, 2026 12:47
    Turned out it wasn't an important spoiler after all
    Congrats, Chiben!
    54AnonymousAug 22, 2026 12:50
    Re: #52
    Congrats, Uyu
    53AnonymousAug 22, 2026 12:48
    Re: #51
    That story's kind of hopeless, isn't it…
    55AnonymousAug 22, 2026 12:50
    Re: #53
    Yeah, because the outcome gets revealed right at the start
    58AnonymousAug 22, 2026 12:53
    Thanks
    I'm not a fan of whipped cream, so I'll go with chocolate cake
    61AnonymousAug 22, 2026 12:59
    Re: #58
    Chocolate cake works too!
    60AnonymousAug 22, 2026 12:57
    Re: #55
    But I figured the boyfriend-type character was gonna get her, so I was surprised
    63AnonymousAug 22, 2026 12:59
    Re: #60
    Haven't gotten to that part yet
    68AnonymousAug 22, 2026 13:54
    Mentaiko is so good… so good…
    69AnonymousAug 22, 2026 14:19
    Re: #68
    Perfect side dish for rice
    70AnonymousAug 22, 2026 14:21
    Re: #69
    Fish roe can raise your risk of gout, so you can't eat it all the time, but it's incredible once in a while
    Just mentaiko, miso soup, and pickles, and somehow I'm completely satisfied
    71AnonymousAug 22, 2026 14:23
    Re: #70
    I had eggs sitting in my fridge too
    72AnonymousAug 22, 2026 14:25
    These eggs are 3 days past the best-by date, but they're fine if I cook them through, right?
    73AnonymousAug 22, 2026 14:26
    Re: #72
    More than fine
    76AnonymousAug 22, 2026 14:32
    Re: #75
    I just finished eating and already want more—now I'm thinking of making mentaiko for dinner too…
    80AnonymousAug 22, 2026 14:44
    Re: #76
    The mentaiko boom has arrived
    101AnonymousAug 22, 2026 14:59
    You suddenly said you're coming to my place tomorrow, so I ended up cleaning until this crazy hour—it was actually fun, thinking back on my walk home today
    108AnonymousAug 22, 2026 15:25
    Re: #101
    If it's a cute girl, sure
    103AnonymousAug 22, 2026 15:01
    Kasa no Bon: "Bring it on! I'll be waiting with my fundoshi cinched tight!" (fundoshi = traditional loincloth, often worn for sumo)
    110AnonymousAug 22, 2026 15:25
    Re: #103
    Guess sumo's fine then
    105AnonymousAug 22, 2026 15:10
    Boiled up some Koukun sausages and dumped a ton of ketchup and mustard on them (Koukun = a popular smoked sausage brand)
    112AnonymousAug 22, 2026 15:26
    Re: #105
    Straight to the coffin with that diet
    114AnonymousAug 22, 2026 15:27
    I'll leave the coffin decorations to you
    Make it cute, okay?
    117AnonymousAug 22, 2026 15:34
    Re: #114
    Got it, I'll put up some Chiikawa stuff
    116AnonymousAug 22, 2026 15:29
    Get a photo of yourself doing a big cheerful "yay!" pose ready for your memorial photo
    119AnonymousAug 22, 2026 15:34
    Re: #116
    I'll get it ready
    139AnonymousAug 22, 2026 16:47
    Apparently if you're coming from Aichi, Sakushima is the closest cat island
    142AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:02
    Re: #139
    I actually went to the neighboring island recently
    146AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:43
    Somewhere in the Kinki region just got a normal 15 minutes of rain
    147AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:46
    Re: #146
    15 minutes of getting soaked ("nureba" usually means a steamy scene, so this is a cheeky double meaning)

    Background and Key Points

    Chiben Wakayama High School is one of the powerhouse programs of Koshien, the national high school baseball tournament held every summer at Hanshin Koshien Stadium and treated as a huge national event in Japan, drawing TV audiences and local pride far beyond what American high school sports get. Its official name uses the old-style kanji for “ben” (辯 instead of 弁), which is why a poster’s very first comment fixates on how imposing the written characters look before any game details are even discussed — that’s a distinctly Japanese reaction, since kyūjitai (old-style kanji) forms read as formal, traditional, or intimidating to native readers in a way that doesn’t translate visually into English at all.

    The thread doesn’t actually argue about anything baseball-related; there’s no real split of opinion on Chiben’s win itself, which is mentioned once and then dropped. If there’s a “split,” it’s tonal — some posters try to stay on-topic (spoilers, Koshien, congratulations) while others immediately hijack the thread into Demon Slayer manga talk, expired eggs, mentaiko, sausages tossed with ketchup and mustard, and cat islands, and the thread’s appeal is that one user keeps replying to literally everyone regardless of subject.

    What foreign readers will likely miss: this rambling, non-sequitur format is completely normal for Newsokuvip (VIP), one of 5channel’s oldest and most freewheeling boards, where thread topics are treated as disposable launching pads rather than binding subjects — unlike more topic-disciplined boards. The mentaiko warning about gout is a real, commonly cited dietary caution in Japan tied to fish roe’s high purine content, not a joke specific to this thread.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Newsokuvip) thread “That Boy Who Just Hit a Home Run lololololololol.”