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  • Was the ‘Evil’ in Yamatai and ‘Lowly’ in Himiko Actually an Insult? 5ch: ‘Ancient China’s Nastiness in Deliberately Choosing Debasing Characters’

    There’s a theory that China chose the derogatory characters “邪” (evil) and “卑” (lowly) in “Yamatai” and “Himiko” to look down on Japan — but a new theory has been introduced arguing these characters were simply picked to transcribe the sounds phonetically.

    On 5ch, however, pushback came fast: “If it were just about matching the sound, simple characters even a child could write would have been enough,” and “The fact that they went out of their way to pick a character meaning ‘lowly’ says it all about ancient China’s nastiness.” The discussion expanded into Sinocentrism and the derogatory names given to peripheral peoples like the Emishi and the Nanban (“southern barbarians”).

    Have you ever wondered, on hearing “Yamatai” or “Himiko,” why characters with such negative meanings as “邪” (evil) and “卑” (lowly) were used? Among history buffs, it’s often said that China looked down on Japan and deliberately chose these characters. But when you examine the characters used for phonetic transcription using the ancient Chinese pronunciation dictionary Guangyun as a clue, a surprising fact emerges: “邪” and “卑” were likely chosen not to insult Japan, but simply to represent sounds. So what exactly does this mean? *This article is an excerpt, edited from the section written by Ikuya Tanaka in “Big Questions About Kanji: The World of Words You Use Every Day but Don’t Really Know,” edited by the Japan Kanji Aptitude Testing Foundation (Magazine House).

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    Names like “Yamatai” and “Himiko,” which rendered Japanese proper nouns of the time in Chinese characters, deliberately used characters with negative meanings such as “邪” (evil) and “卑” (lowly). This is because of Sinocentrism (the worldview that China is the center of the world and barbarians live on its periphery) — which is why characters with such negative meanings were used.

    Source: diamond.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:57
    Everyone already knows the phonetic-transcription thing is a given, no need to act like it's some big discovery now.
    Out of all the characters that could've matched the sound, they deliberately picked the ones with bad meanings, right?
    18AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:07
    Re: #3
    Exactly, the nastiness of ancient China deliberately using a character meaning "lowly" —
    that's the whole story.
    38AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:14
    Re: #3
    Right.
    Same with "Mongol" (蒙古) —
    "蒙" carries the meaning of "blind/benighted" (an old, now-discriminatory term), implying something backward and archaic.
    70AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:28
    Re: #3
    Exactly right — if it were purely about matching sounds, they'd have used simple, low-stroke-count characters, the kind used as furigana reading aids when kids are first learning kanji.
    11AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:04
    Well, if your main export was slaves, of course you'd get looked down on.
    160AnonymousAug 23, 2026 01:12
    Re: #11
    The word for slave (奴婢, nuhi) already existed back then, so the "seikou" (生口, the people sent as tribute) seem to have been more like laborers or servants. That said, it was human trafficking, no argument there.
    14AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:05
    https://www.kosho.or.jp/upload/save_image/12011690/20240126144439617789_9d902c1be5efa843e3d4087e130855c6.jpg
    22AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:08
    Interesting search result. Searched "Emishi" (蝦夷).
    —
    Japan's adaptation of Sinocentrism ("Little Sinocentrism")
    Ancient Japan (the Yamato court) applied China's worldview — "the emperor is the center of the world and rules over the uncivilized peripheral peoples" — to the Japanese archipelago. This is called "Little Sinocentrism" or "Japanese-style Sinocentrism."
    The derogatory term "Emishi" (毛人, "hairy people"): copying how China labeled surrounding peoples with characters like "東夷" (eastern barbarians) and "北狄" (northern barbarians), the Yamato court called the people of the Tohoku region who wouldn't submit to it "毛人" or "蝦夷" (Emishi), casting them as culturally backward.
    The idea of "civilizing imperial rule" (王化, oka): it was held to be righteous for the emperor's virtue (superior culture and etiquette) to civilize and subjugate these peripheral "uncivilized people."
    34AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:12
    Re: #22
    That's right.
    Kyoto's "rakuchu/rakugai" (inside/outside the capital) distinction is Sinocentrism too.
    Calling the Jomon people "i" (夷, barbarian) was Sinocentrism.
    Calling Westerners "Nanban" (southern barbarians) was Sinocentrism too.
    66AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:27
    Re: #34
    To begin with, Kyoto's cityscape was modeled on China's Luoyang, and the "洛" (raku) you hear in terms like rakuchu and rakunan comes straight from Luoyang's "洛."
    Kyoto people have a pretty strong streak of Sinocentrism themselves.
    73AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:29
    Re: #34
    Knowing Re: #1, they'd probably spin "ban" (蛮, barbarian) as positive too — "just a coincidence," they'd say.
    46AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:16
    If they're saying that seriously, they really don't know much, lol
    49AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:18
    Mesopotamian civilization was already obsessing over celestial bodies and the sun and building pyramids back in 4000 BC. (´・ω・`)
    Meanwhile Japan was off chasing mammoths and eating them.
    51AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:20
    Re: #49
    Yeah, it's kind of embarrassing when you think about it —
    everything civilized came over from China and Korea, after all.
    60AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:22
    Re: #49
    If you're going to say that, you could call basically any country dumb by that logic.
    50AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:19
    The Chinese looked down on the white people who arrived by ship from Europe too, calling them "Nanban" (southern barbarians).
    57AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:21
    Re: #50
    Paper money, the compass, paper itself, printing, gunpowder — they all actually originated on the Chinese mainland.
    Most of it came from the Han Chinese.
    54AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:21
    They believed the superstition that Beijing was the center of the world and civilization declined the further you got from it, so of course they'd think that way.
    But yeah, in Himiko's era, mainland China probably was more advanced.

    Still, by the 6th century, in the reign of Empress Suiko (a female emperor), Japan declared that the Chinese emperor and the Japanese emperor were equals.
    A few hundred years after that, Japan decided there was no point going to China anymore and abolished the kentoshi (envoy missions to Tang China).
    So maybe Japan's been on top ever since.
    68AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:27
    Re: #54
    Writing (kanji) had only just been introduced to Wa (Japan), so they sent off a "state letter" pretty casually…
    and ended up angering Emperor Yang of Sui. After that they were too scared to send envoys for a while.

    So they just pretended the reply letter had been lost.
    75AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:29
    Re: #68
    Guess they've always been thin-skinned.
    56AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:21
    "King of Na, [Vassal] of Wa, [Under] Han" (漢委奴国王)



    There's a theory that "委" — the character "倭" with the "person" radical dropped — was used to mark the Wa as something less than human.
    65AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:26
    By the way, what did the envoys from Japan actually give the Chinese emperor as gifts?
    He could get his hands on pretty much anything in the world already.
    Was there anything from Japan at the time actually good enough to present to a superior?
    76AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:30
    Re: #65
    Maybe the point wasn't the gift itself, however trivial, but the act of offering tribute at all —
    a show of submission.
    81AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:30
    Re: #65
    4 male "seikou" (生口, tribute laborers)
    6 female "seikou"
    2 bolts, 2 jo of speckled cloth

    People, basically — the main tribute was essentially something close to slaves.
    98AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:35
    Re: #65
    Probably nothing much worth mentioning.
    It probably wasn't until the cupellation method (haifuki-hō) arrived from Korea and Japan started exporting silver to China that things changed. By the 17th century, Japanese-produced silver apparently accounted for a quarter to a third of world output.
    148AnonymousAug 23, 2026 01:05
    "Northern Di, Southern Man, Western Rong, Eastern Yi" (北狄南蛮西戎東夷) —
    they didn't even regard the surrounding peoples as human.
    But "倭" (Wa) does have the "person" radical attached to it.

    There's a theory that "委" meant something like "shorty."
    Even "Wei" (魏, the Chinese kingdom's name) is "oni" (鬼, demon) plus "委" — that looks like a far worse character than "Wa."
    149AnonymousAug 23, 2026 01:07
    Re: #148
    "Oni" (鬼) isn't necessarily a bad meaning —
    it's just something to be feared/revered.
    Treating another people as human at all was a big deal in itself.
    152AnonymousAug 23, 2026 01:07
    Re: #148
    And on top of that, giving them the very same character "委" —
    that's practically gold-seal-level treatment, honestly.
    185AnonymousAug 23, 2026 01:24
    Re: #148
    I asked an AI, and apparently "Wei" (魏) isn't a bad meaning —
    since its radical is "oni" (鬼, ghost/demon), that side of the meaning is supposedly the stronger one.
    154AnonymousAug 23, 2026 01:07
    Re: #149
    Using "oni" in a positive sense is a uniquely Japanese thing.

    In China it only ever has a negative meaning.
    That's why they say things like "Riben guizi" (日本鬼子, "Japanese devil").
    161AnonymousAug 23, 2026 01:12
    Re: #154
    Originally it expressed dignity and grandeur.

    Otherwise, why would they use it as the name of a kingdom?
    170AnonymousAug 23, 2026 01:18
    Re: #154
    In Japan the image is a musclebound guy with an iron club wearing a tiger-skin loincloth, but apparently in China the image is more like a ghost or specter.
    With "鬼子" (guizi) it apparently carries the nuance of being some kind of monster, not the same as a human.
    Probably closer to the nuance of a goblin or an orc.
    155AnonymousAug 23, 2026 01:08
    The character "倭," used to represent Japan,
    carries meanings like "short" and "submissive" —
    so, well, you can figure it out.
    157AnonymousAug 23, 2026 01:10
    No, that's not really it…

    Xianbei, Xiongnu, Yamatai and Himiko —
    given names like that, there must have actually been something distinctive about them, even from their point of view, back then,
    in actual Japan.

    Surely it's about time we reached a proper scientific conclusion on this.
    159AnonymousAug 23, 2026 01:12
    Re: #155
    Chinese people have always been big, historically — Lü Bu, Guan Yu, Xiang Yu, Wang Qi…
    Maybe it's because, being connected by land, western blood got mixed in too.
    163AnonymousAug 23, 2026 01:13
    Re: #155
    Re: #157
    That's why I'm saying, think about why "倭" has the "person" radical in it.
    And on top of that, they were given the very same "委" character as in "Wei."
    166AnonymousAug 23, 2026 01:17
    Re: #155
    "Submissive" meant something different back then — it carried the sense of being "gentle and courteous."

    Background and Key Points

    The names “Yamatai” (邪馬台国) and “Himiko” (卑弥呼) come from the “Wajinden” section of the Chinese chronicle Sanguozhi (Records of the Three Kingdoms, compiled ~3rd century CE), the earliest written account of the Wa people who inhabited the Japanese archipelago before Japan had its own writing system. Because the Wa left no records of their own, every proper noun survives only in the form Chinese scribes chose to write it. That mattered because China’s worldview was explicitly Sinocentric: peripheral peoples were routinely labeled with dehumanizing terms like 東夷 (eastern barbarians), 北狄, 南蛮, and 西戎, and Japan itself was later called “Wa” (倭), a character carrying connotations of shortness or submissiveness.

    The thread’s actual fault line isn’t over whether Sinocentrism existed — everyone agrees it did — but over intent in this specific case: did scribes deliberately reach for insulting characters (邪=”evil,” 卑=”lowly”) to belittle Yamatai and Himiko, or did they simply grab whatever characters matched the sound, per the article’s phonetic-reconstruction argument using the Guangyun rhyme dictionary? Posters largely rejected the “just phonetics” reading, noting that plenty of neutral, simple-stroke characters shared those same sounds, so the choice still reads as pointed.

    What the thread never addresses is a dating problem: Guangyun is a Song-dynasty compilation from roughly 1,000 years after the Wei-era transcriptions were made, so using it to reconstruct 3rd-century pronunciation is itself an approximation, not hard proof of phonetic intent either way — the debate may be unresolvable with the evidence actually cited.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Breaking News+) thread “[History] Did China Look Down on Yamatai and Himiko? The Surprising Reason Behind the Choice of “邪” and “卑”.”

  • Police Academy Bans Shouting at Cadets, Leaving Instructors Struggling to Adapt — 5ch: ‘Can They Actually Handle the Streets?’

    It’s been reported that Hyogo Prefectural Police Academy has shifted away from its old style of screaming instruction, moving instead toward a more “supportive” approach that includes exchange diaries between cadets and instructors — sparking discussion on 5ch’s Newsflash+ board.

    The thread saw a clash between worried voices asking “can cadets coddled like this really hold their own against violent criminals and yakuza?” and defenders arguing “strict training and power harassment are two different things” and “harassment isn’t education” — with the discussion spiraling out into debates about Gen Z and comparisons with policing overseas.

    Until just a few years ago, instructors’ angry shouts echoed through the halls of Japan’s police academies. But this is now the “compliance era.” At Hyogo Prefectural Police Academy, which shifted to a more “supportive” style of instruction last year, instructors have been struggling with how to convey the harsh realities of the job without crossing the line into harassment. On graduation day, what were the instructors’ final words to their students?

    ■ “You’re the only one who can’t do it!” — Has the once shout-filled police academy really changed that much!?

    On July 31, Hyogo Prefectural Police Academy held its graduation ceremony. The graduates will now head into the field, carrying the heavy responsibility of protecting the peace of their communities.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    5AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:58
    Come on, come on, come on.
    Can these softies actually handle criminals?
    Yakuza are scary, you know?
    Shouldn't they be used to getting yelled at?
    116AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:53
    Re: #5
    The yakuza switched to a no-shouting policy way before the cops did, just to secure recruits.
    173AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:50
    Re: #5
    When they're actually throwing their weight around, I bet they'll do it with a totally cool, straight face.
    9AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:00
    If they're coddled this much, won't they turn into spineless cops?
    Can they really go toe-to-toe with violent criminals out in the field?
    36AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:13
    Re: #9
    Congratulations, you've just built a wrongful-conviction machine.
    16AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:03
    Apparently parents have been filing complaints, that's why.
    196AnonymousAug 23, 2026 01:29
    Re: #16
    In cases that actually went to court, they really did call in the parents and grill them hard, telling them to make their kid quit.
    Apparently it's standard practice for police to bring parents in voluntarily and interrogate them as if the father “manufactured a defective product” and the mother “gave birth to industrial waste.”
    So the parents fight tooth and nail for their own honor too, which is apparently why so many of these cases fail to settle and end up going all the way to the Supreme Court.
    17AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:04
    Re: #1

    The term “power harassment” (パワハラ/pawahara) itself is a made-in-Japan English word (wasei-eigo).
    It's a coinage made up by a private HR consulting firm — only used in Japan.

    America doesn't have anything like that.
    169AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:40
    Re: #17
    “Sexual harassment,” though, actually came from America.
    Then again, over there you can get fired way more easily.
    37AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:13
    Are you an idiot?

    On the job, cops deal with people who couldn't care less about “compliance.”
    41AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:14
    Re: #37
    No.
    The police are an organization that destroys the lives of people who did nothing wrong.
    47AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:17
    If they're trained like this, won't they burst into tears the moment a suspect gets in their face?
    49AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:18
    Re: #47
    “I was harassed by a violent criminal, so I'm reporting it to the Labor Standards Office.”
    48AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:18
    Seriously, can they face down violent criminals like this?
    Is the classic tough-guy interrogation shout “This is Osaka, ya hear!” (a stereotypical hard-nosed Osaka-cop catchphrase) going to become a dying tradition?
    50AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:18
    Re: #48
    Guess it'll turn into a softer “This is Osaka, okay?” instead.
    57AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:24
    Surely police, firefighters, and the Self-Defense Forces need to keep some level of strictness to weed out unsuitable recruits during training, or they'll end up hiring some seriously bad apples…
    75AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:31
    Re: #57
    They've already been hiring bad apples like crazy, it's bad!
    59AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:25
    There are way more skinny, out-of-shape young cops than before.
    I walked into a certain police headquarters and there was some thug
    sprawled out on the lobby bench with his shoes still on, like he owned the place,
    and nobody even said anything to him.
    They're being completely disrespected.
    You can really feel the staffing shortage.
    89AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:38
    Re: #59
    But aren't today's thugs less rough around the edges than they used to be too?
    82AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:33
    Strict training and power harassment are two different things.
    Power harassment is nothing but personal emotion.
    It's totally possible to run strict training that isn't just someone venting their feelings by tormenting people — the fact that police can't manage that is just plain stupid.
    85AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:35
    Re: #82
    Whether something counts as harassment
    is decided by the “victim,” you know.
    98AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:42
    Re: #82
    American guy: “Power harassment? What's that? We don't have anything like that in America.”
    95AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:39
    Well, to put it bluntly, I think it's fine if someone wants to use power harassment —
    as long as they're prepared for the fact that if everyone they harass quits and nobody sticks around, and the organization can't function because of the staffing shortage,
    that's on the harassers and the brass themselves, self-inflicted.

    That said, unlike a normal company, police have the special condition of having to deal with violent criminals who are ready to fight — that makes it tricky.
    And as a kind of dry run for that, if someone's spirit breaks just from an instructor being tough on them, they honestly aren't cut out to be a cop.
    106AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:46
    Re: #95
    Foreigner: “What is this ‘power harassment'? Another Japanese-made word? Japan really is its own little Galápagos, huh.”
    107AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:46
    “I'm going to need you to leave the academy.” “Understood.” “Wait, h-hold on!” (echoing the famous whiny catchphrase from the drama Hana Yori Dango)
    124AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:02
    Re: #107
    What actually gets evaluated is just the headcount at enrollment, so it doesn't matter if people quit afterward.

    There are plenty of people who want to become cops anyway.
    134AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:25
    The police aren't so different from the military, are they?
    Can they really stand up against outlaws?
    135AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:27
    Re: #134
    Going forward, police are probably going to get more incompetent — like firing their guns the second they get scared, or needing ten officers to surround one raving addict and still not being able to subdue him…
    140AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:39
    Is this place full of nothing but Showa-era relics who don't even understand that “harassment” means “harassment”?
    Go ahead and give them strict training and education.
    But harassment isn't training or education.
    144AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:51
    South Korea's mandatory military training is like this now too —
    I was shocked at how soft it's gotten.
    160AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:27
    Re: #144
    If the North Korean army came marching south, they'd probably just get scared and run.
    170AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:40
    Re: #1
    Hey now, if they don't nurture them carefully the police force will shrink and we'll end up living in Gotham City lol

    https://newsdig.ismcdn.jp/mwimgs/1/8/750w/img_1824bf0d8873f45b8983b2f909e41949244995.jpg
    178AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:53
    >“Speak up loud and give it your all! Fight!”

    >More like finding the right way to flip their switch

    >Some students even cry the first time they handle a handgun

    >Instructor: “I won't lose to these young guys yet” — worked hard so as not to be outdone

    Sounds like it's the instructors who have it rough now lol
    Pretty soon nobody's going to want that job either
    187AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:57
    Re: #178
    Line three — back in the day, a student like that would've been expelled.
    Well, cop academy (“poli-ko,” slangy shorthand for the police) isn't about raising an elite, so I guess anybody'll do.
    200AnonymousAug 23, 2026 01:34

    Check out the intensity of Osaka Prefectural Police raiding a yakuza office!

    Background and Key Points

    Japan’s prefectural police forces each run their own residential training academy, and recruits typically spend six months to a year living under an instructor’s direct supervision before their first assignment — a structure inherited from a pre-war and postwar culture that treated harsh discipline as inseparable from readiness for the job. What’s changed is not the academy system itself but the legal and cultural climate around it: Japan’s Power Harassment Prevention Act, phased in for large employers in 2020 and extended to smaller organizations in 2022, obliges institutions — including police, which had long been treated as a special case — to formally document and prevent abusive supervision. Hyogo’s shift to “exchange diaries” and softer instruction is one prefecture’s local response to that broader legal pressure, not an isolated policy experiment.

    The thread’s real fault line wasn’t over whether harassment is bad — nearly everyone agreed on that — but over whether shouting-based training was ever actually about harassment, or whether it was functioning as a proxy stress test for a job that involves confronting armed and violent people. Posters defending the reform insisted strict training and personal venting are distinguishable in principle; skeptics doubted any institution under compliance pressure could tell the two apart in practice.

    What the thread misses is the demographic pressure behind this: Japan’s shrinking pool of working-age applicants means academies can no longer afford high dropout rates, making retention as much a driver of reform as any harassment complaint. It’s also worth noting, against one poster’s claim, that “sexual harassment” did originate in the US — only “power harassment” is a Japan-specific coinage.

    *This article is composed as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (Newsflash+) thread “[Reiwa Era] Instructors Struggle at ‘No Power Harassment’ Police Academy — A Shift Away from the Old ‘Shouting,’ Plus Exchange Diaries — ‘Speak Up Loud and Give It Your All! Fight!’”.

  • Chinese Smartphones All Raising Prices — 5ch: “A Lot of Old Guys Still Think These Are Sketchy Chinese Knockoffs”

    Reports say Chinese smartphone makers like Xiaomi will be raising prices in stages starting in September, with the “17T Pro” effectively going up by 20,000 yen.

    On 5ch, the price hike itself took a back seat to a rambling debate over whether “Chinese phones can even be called Android” and “whether Xiaomi can be trusted,” with jokes about calling the Switch 2 a "Chinese tablet" flying around too.

    Xiaomi to raise prices on some phones and tablets in stages starting in September — “Xiaomi 17T Pro” up by 20,000 yen

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    2AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:54
    iPhones are going up too, so I guess for now we just have to take good care of the phone we've already got.
    Might be worth getting a warranty on it.
    92AnonymousAug 22, 2026 00:14
    Re: #1Re: #2
    Take your affiliate-blog repost threads ("アフィカス", slang for spammy blog-repost accounts) to the Chat board, News Speed board, Smartphone board, Far East board, or International Affairs board — please.
    3AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:57
    Switch 2 ← this thing's basically a giant Chinese tablet, right?
    6AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:58
    Re: #3
    Can a giant Chinese tablet actually play Nintendo games?
    If it can't, then it's not the same thing, is it?
    4AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:57
    Chinese phones don't even run Android OS, do they?
    Is anyone actually buying these things?
    8AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:00
    Re: #4
    Performance-wise, even at the new higher prices it's still absurd value for money.
    It's aimed at people who want to play demanding games without spending much on hardware.
    12AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:02
    Re: #4
    It literally is Android.
    87AnonymousAug 21, 2026 23:07
    Re: #4
    I thought Huawei was the only one that wasn't Android 🤔
    15AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:03
    A lot of old guys really do think Xiaomi is some sketchy Chinese brand.
    17AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:04
    Re: #12
    They call it "Xiaomi HyperOS" — it's Android under the hood, just heavily hacked up lol
    18AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:04
    Re: #10
    Honestly, I'd love for someone to explain just how many parts the Switch 2 and a giant Chinese tablet actually share.
    20AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:05
    Re: #18
    You could at least think about that much on your own.
    22AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:08
    Re: #20
    Guess you can't answer, huh lol
    So where exactly do the Switch 2 and a giant Chinese tablet overlap? lol
    24AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:10
    Re: #22
    Fine, I'll make an exception and tell you — mainly the memory and the NAND chips.

    And there you go, debunked.
    23AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:08
    Re: #12
    Why, are you lying?
    That's just going to make people trust it even less.
    98AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:42
    Re: #23
    You're the one lying here.
    28AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:13
    Re: #24
    I see — by that logic the iPad's a Chinese tablet too lol
    31AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:16
    Re: #29
    ??

    If the memory and NAND ("NADA" in the original — typo) are the same as in a Chinese tablet, then what happened to the whole "it's a Chinese tablet" argument?
    32AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:16
    Re: #26
    Why'd you switch your ID?
    Something inconvenient come up?
    35AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:17
    Re: #32
    My wifi dropped.
    36AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:17
    Re: #33
    It's some heavily modded Android from an untrustworthy Chinese company — who knows what it's doing behind the scenes lol
    45AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:22
    Re: #36
    If Google Play runs on it, that means Google actually checked it over and found no problems, right?
    If you don't even trust Google, go use a flip phone.
    37AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:17
    Re: #34
    So, can you actually play Nintendo games on a Chinese tablet or not?
    38AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:18
    Re: #37
    Why'd you switch your ID?
    42AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:21
    What if Xiaomi wasn't cheap, though?
    66AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:38
    Re: #42
    Then it'd be worthless.
    43AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:21
    Re: #38
    Can't answer, huh.
    Guess that confirms it — no Nintendo games after all.
    50AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:25
    Re: #47
    It's customized, so it's not Android itself.

    And there you go, debunked.
    73AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:54
    Re: #50
    There's no such thing as uncustomized Android.
    Even Pixel phones run their own custom tweaks.
    63AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:35
    And the best value-for-money Xiaomi phones are the POCO series anyway.
    69AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:43
    Re: #63
    With Xiaomi it feels like you get to pick your flavor of value: POCO for SoC gaming performance, Redmi for camera/everyday use, or the flagship Xiaomi line if you want everything.

    Background and Key Points

    Xiaomi is the world’s third-largest smartphone maker by shipments and has sold phones in Japan since 2019 through SoftBank and MVNO carriers, building its reputation on high-spec hardware at budget prices — the exact value proposition now threatened by the “17T Pro” hike. Android itself is Google’s open-source OS (AOSP); any manufacturer, Samsung and Sony included, builds a custom skin on top of it and must pass Google’s certification to bundle Google Play and Google Mobile Services. Xiaomi’s skin is called HyperOS (formerly MIUI). The price increases being reported are tied to rising global memory-chip costs and yen weakness hitting imported electronics broadly — iPhones are going up for the same reasons — not to anything specific to Chinese manufacturing.

    The thread didn’t really engage with the price hike; it drifted into a decades-old prejudice that “Chinese-brand” equals “knockoff,” with posters arguing over whether Xiaomi phones even qualify as genuine Android, and a tangent comparing the Nintendo Switch 2 to a “Chinese tablet” because they share memory and NAND suppliers.

    What’s likely getting confused: the real precedent for a Chinese phone maker actually losing Android is Huawei, which was cut off from Google’s licensed services by US sanctions in 2019 and has since moved to the non-Android HarmonyOS NEXT — a case one poster gestures at but the thread never nails down. Xiaomi has no such restriction. Also, sharing commodity memory or NAND suppliers (SK Hynix, Samsung, Micron) with another device says nothing about software lineage, which undercuts the thread’s “Switch 2 is a Chinese tablet” bit as a category error rather than a real technical claim.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Hardware/Industry (“Geha”)) thread “[Sad News] Chinese Smartphones See Major Price Hikes.”

  • Foreign Man Attacked and Injured by Bear Near Lake Towada Observation Deck — 5ch: ‘Even the Bear Must’ve Been Freaked Out lol’

    On the morning of August 22, a foreign man was attacked and injured by a bear near the “Kankodai” observation deck on the shore of Lake Towada. On 5ch’s News Speed+ board, alongside messages wishing the injured man well, there were notable comments worrying about the risk of rabies from a bear bite, and warnings like “Don’t underestimate Japanese bears.”

    August 22, 2026, 19:18

    This morning, a foreign man was attacked by a bear near an observation deck on the shore of Lake Towada.

    According to the city and fire department, a 119 emergency call reporting that “a foreign man has been attacked by a bear” came in at around 10:30 this morning near the Kankodai observation deck on the shore of Lake Towada.

    Source: news.ntv.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:16
    Maybe it took a taste and decided he wasn't tasty?
    4AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:16
    Lmao
    even the bear must've been freaked out wwwww
    5AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:17
    Heard that if a bear bites you, you get rabies 100% of the time
    44AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:29
    Re: #5
    That's North America you're thinking of
    Over there you're basically eaten to death before the rabies even has time to kick in
    It's not just bears either — raccoons, skunks, coyotes, pretty much every carnivore big or small carries the rabies virus
    No way you could sleep outdoors there
    86AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:47
    Re: #5
    Re: #44
    Huh, didn't know that
    And yet people still keep their dogs off-leash over there
    8AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:17
    Oh, he's American

    Just leave him be then
    9AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:17
    Don't underestimate Japanese bears
    10AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:17
    So we've finally got a foreign bear-attack victim, huh
    135AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:47
    Re: #10
    There have been attacks reported at Shirakawa-go in Gifu and Goshikinuma in Fukushima too
    12AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:18
    Brrr, trembling (ブルブル also reads as "bull bull," as in a stock-market bull run)
    Stocks?
    79AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:42
    Re: #12
    Guess I'd better go pray at Dazaifu Tenmangu then (the shrine is famous for its bull/ox statues, playing on the "bull" joke)
    25AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:22
    Me, channeling the boss: "Shut up! We can't afford a wage hike!" (word play: "bear" sounds like ベア, Japanese shorthand for a "base-up" pay raise)
    31AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:23
    If it's just an Asian black bear a foreigner should be able to win, don't be such a wimp
    32AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:24
    I've been to that observation deck before
    yeah, bears would definitely show up there
    34AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:25
    I'm not saying I want to see a bear!
    35AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:25
    If it's an American victim, Trump's gonna be like "Remember Towada!" and declare war on the bear, fuming
    43AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:29
    Japanese guy: "Is it 1360? 1580?"
    Foreigner: "119" (the actual emergency number)
    51AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:32
    (bear-face emoticon)(bear-face emoticon)
    Thought it said "pair pair" for a second
    52AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:33
    City office: "We will install warning signs, with a real sense of urgency"
    53AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:33
    Let's just wipe out the bears already
    I'm too scared to go on trips now
    58AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:34
    Bear bear, kuma, beaaar (still riffing on ベア, the "base-up" pay-raise pun)
    67AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:36
    Re: #58
    Guess that one can never be broadcast again lol
    59AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:34
    A base-up pay raise?
    It's not shunto (spring wage negotiation) season though?
    62AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:35
    Sorry, the thread title alone had me laughing
    really sorry
    wishing him a speedy recovery
    163AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:55
    Wonder which side the animal rights crowd will back — the bear or the injured foreigner
    181AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:45
    Re: #163
    The bear, obviously
    the bear didn't do anything wrong
    it's just living the way nature intended
    175AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:40
    Go Bears! (nod to "Ganbare! Bears," the Japanese title of The Bad News Bears)
    185AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:48
    My bet is they won't take it seriously until a kid or a celebrity actually gets eaten
    a dozen-odd old folks dying every year is about as "deadly" as tripping on a curb, statistically speaking
    193AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:08
    Re: #185
    so what?

    Background and Key Points

    On August 22, 2026, a foreign tourist was bitten and injured by a bear near the Kankodai observation deck on the shore of Lake Towada, straddling Aomori and Akita prefectures — a popular scenic spot rather than deep backcountry, which is part of why the story struck a nerve. Japan has seen a sharp rise in bear encounters in recent years as Higuma and Asian black bear populations expand into areas closer to human activity, including tourist sites, and 2023-2026 have been repeatedly flagged as record or near-record years for attacks. The Kankodai deck sits right along a lakeside walking path, so this wasn’t a hiker deep in the mountains but a visitor on a routine sightseeing stop, which explains the initial disbelief in the reactions.

    The thread’s real fault line was less about the attack itself and more about a rabies tangent: one early poster claimed a bear bite carries a 100% chance of rabies, and the reply that followed drew a sharp distinction between Japan and North America, arguing that rabies among Japanese wildlife is essentially a non-issue while attributing near-certain infection risk to bears, raccoons, skunks, and coyotes in the US and Canada. That claim went largely unchallenged and became the thread’s accepted “fact,” with posters expressing surprise and joking about outdoor safety abroad.

    What’s worth flagging for readers: Japan has in fact been officially rabies-free in wild and domestic animal populations for decades, so the far bigger and well-documented risk from Japanese bear encounters is physical trauma, not disease transmission — a distinction the thread brushed past without any sourcing. The reflexive jokes about the victim’s nationality and the government’s promised warning signs also shouldn’t be read as dismissiveness; they’re a fairly standard 5ch register for processing a locally alarming news story.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (News Speed+) thread “[Aomori] “Bear Bear!” Foreign man bitten and injured by bear near Lake Towada observation deck.”

  • Chinese-made satirical video mocking “Japan’s disaster recovery” hits 6.76 million views — 5ch: ‘Love the endless “under consideration”‘

    A satirical video believed to mock “the speed of Japan’s disaster recovery” has surpassed 6.76 million views on China’s video site bilibili, and it’s become a hot topic on 5ch too. The clip pokes fun at a Japan whose response supposedly amounts to nothing but repeating “under consideration” and “under adjustment.” On 5ch, some wryly admitted “it gets plenty wrong, but I can’t fully deny how pathetic it is,” while others responded coldly with “we’re just being mocked, that’s all.”

    4AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:56
    The craftsmanship is seriously impressive, and so is how well they've mastered AI tools.
    Title: "All Clear: It's precisely when every Japanese person says 'we're fine' that you know it's a real problem."

    https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2088628401255104512/vid/avc1/1280×720/0bHCjC6fhniwHPbv.mp4?tag=14
    5AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:57
    ["All Normal | No Abnormality" MV: When Every Japanese Person Says There's No Problem, That's When There's a Big Problem — bilibili] https://b23.tv/GIlsXEA
    7AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:57
    Not bad. Love the "under consideration," "under adjustment" bits.
    8AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:58
    Feels really off, but hey, it's China — that's about par for the course.
    9AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:58
    bilibili: 6.766 million views
    12AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:59
    It was made by a Chinese national living in Japan who's also fluent in Chinese, so of course they know Japan well.
    13AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:01
    Still, if something like this goes viral, China really must be on the decline.
    29AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:09
    Re: #13
    We're just being mocked, that's all.
    14AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:01
    Sure, it gets a lot wrong, but I can't completely deny how pathetic it is.
    15AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:01
    Apparently Chinese people just can't prepare in advance at work, either
    the mindset being "we'll figure it out when it happens."
    16AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:01
    Fine, I'll give you that one — the thousand paper cranes thing I really can't argue with. (senbazuru: the traditional gift of a thousand folded paper cranes, often mocked as a well-meaning but useless disaster "relief" item)
    17AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:03
    Given it's come to this, we need to start recognizing them as basically an enemy state.
    19AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:05
    Does a fax machine even have anything in it that could explode?
    20AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:06
    If the same quake wrecked houses, China would probably just bulldoze them regardless of whether they're privately owned.
    In Japan it'd probably take a week just to track down the owner.
    21AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:06
    This is from back when the Fukushima treated-water release was the big topic, but I actually liked this one too — pretty sharp satire.
    They really do have a knack for taking a critical angle on things and turning it into content.
    https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1731634155237371904/pu/vid/avc1/720×1128/iARXbujIu7RxXAvh.mp4?tag=12
    34AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:11
    Re: #21
    They portray the US as basically a god.
    Kind of love that part.
    23AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:07
    Guess we won't be needing Wednesday Campanella anymore. (a Japanese art/music unit known for offbeat, satirical videos)
    24AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:07
    But at least they don't bury survivors along with the rubble and pretend it never happened.
    32AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:10
    Re: #24
    Really now?

    67AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:45
    Re: #32
    That's because there's no way to confirm they're alive and no reason to think they are —
    basically "definitely dead, but we can't investigate, so just let us bury it."
    26AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:08
    You've got your own flood disasters to deal with back home — is this really the time to be talking about other countries?
    38AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:12
    China's fallen so far that people resort to sockpuppeting hype-posts on NanJ just to boost their own self-esteem. (NanJ: a freewheeling 5ch discussion board)
    39AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:15
    Re: #38
    One in four young people there is unemployed — college grads working as delivery drivers.
    56AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:34
    Japan's disaster recovery surely isn't this bad.
    For some reason disaster recovery is the one thing the government actually handles properly.
    75AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:53
    Re: #56
    Wasn't the Olympic torch relay during the Tokyo Games just tidied up along the route to make it look like Tohoku earthquake recovery was finished, even though it clearly wasn't?
    65AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:43
    They can't criticize their own country, so they're using Japan as a stand-in to mock instead.
    68AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:46
    Re: #65
    The most recent disaster in China involved opening floodgates with zero warning, killing residents, clamping down on media coverage, doing no rescue work at all, and jailing anyone who posted the truth on social media — it feels like a completely different level.
    84AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:09
    Riots like this happen and it never gets reported at all.
    91AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:16
    You should check out Chinese news sites sometime — zero bad news about their own country.
    International news kicks off bashing the US → Japan → Europe and Korea,
    in that order.
    Then come the feel-good stories about Belt and Road partner countries.
    Keep watching that and your self-esteem probably shoots right up.
    101AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:24
    Re: #91
    Sounds basically like exactly what "our great nation" does. (a sarcastic 5ch term for Japan itself, mocking its own state-media-style spin)
    96AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:20
    China's gap between top and bottom is insane.
    At the top they're going toe-to-toe with the US on flashy, well-publicized robots and AI and cutting-edge tech,
    but at the bottom it's a level you can't even imagine.
    A country that can build AI models but can never quite manage to unclog a drainpipe — that's China.
    98AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:21
    Re: #96
    Apparently there's a country out there that can't even build an AI model and still gets wrecked by heavy rain.
    103AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:25
    There were people on X who didn't even realize it was satirizing a Japan that's still stuck in a wartime/postwar-era mindset even in the Reiwa era, and just went "lol, so Showa." (Showa: the old, pre-1989 era, shorthand for anything outdated)
    107AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:29
    Re: #103
    Honestly, I didn't get it either 😂😂
    108AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:31
    Do people even use fax machines that much anymore, really?
    I figured that died out after COVID.
    109AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:32
    Re: #108
    We send and receive faxes every single day where I work.

    Background and Key Points

    Chinese satire targeting Japan’s disaster response draws on a well-worn set of grievances that go back further than this one video. The most cited touchstones are the 2011 Tōhoku earthquake/tsunami and Fukushima nuclear accident, and, more recently, the Noto Peninsula earthquake of January 2024, where reconstruction was criticized as sluggish and bureaucratic — residents in temporary housing more than a year on, permits and compensation still “under review.” That slow-moving, consensus-driven bureaucracy is exactly what the bilibili video (6.76 million views) is skewering with its refrain of “under consideration” and “under adjustment,” alongside older punchlines like fax machines and senbazuru (paper cranes) sent as token relief. The same creator apparently also made an earlier video mocking Japan’s handling of the Fukushima treated-water release, suggesting a recurring style rather than a one-off.

    The thread’s real fault line isn’t over whether the video is funny — several posters concede it lands — but over what mocking it is worth as a rebuttal. One camp treats “we’re just being mocked” as sufficient dismissal; another counters that China’s own disasters (unannounced dam/floodgate openings, media blackouts, no rescue effort, arrests for posting the truth) are objectively worse, making the satire hypocritical rather than wrong.

    What outsiders likely miss: this isn’t grassroots-only content. Chinese state and state-adjacent media have a documented pattern of directing international coverage toward criticizing the US, Japan, Europe and Korea while suppressing domestic disaster news — several posters reference this dynamic explicitly. The video’s polish (AI-assisted production, a Chinese creator fluent in Japan’s cultural details) also cuts against reading it as purely spontaneous fan commentary.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyō G board) thread “A satirical video made by a Chinese creator mocking “the speed of Japan’s disaster recovery” becomes a hot topic.”

  • METI Unveils New Strategy to Push Japan-Made IP to ¥20 Trillion in Overseas Sales: The ‘Storytelling Superpower 5-Year Plan’

    Japan’s Ministry of Economy, Trade and Industry (METI) has unveiled a new strategy aiming to expand overseas sales of Japan-made content to ¥20 trillion by 2033, dubbed the “Storytelling Superpower 5-Year Plan.” The plan sets targets of tripling to quadrupling sales across games, anime, manga, music, and live-action film. On 5channel, however, reactions were skeptical, with many pointing to the “Cool Japan Fund,” which was driven to collapse by massive losses, and asking whether the ministry is simply setting up to repeat the same failure.

    On August 20, Japan’s Ministry of Economy, Trade and Industry (METI) announced it had compiled the “Entertainment and Creative Industry Strategy 2026,” aiming for ¥20 trillion in overseas sales of Japan-made content by 2033. Its subtitle is the “Storytelling Superpower 5-Year Plan.” Across five sectors — games, anime, manga, music, and live-action film — the plan sets a joint public-private target of roughly tripling overseas sales from ¥6.1 trillion in 2024, alongside roughly tripling private investment to ¥24.5 trillion.

    The strategy builds on discussions held during the 2025 “Entertainment and Creative Industry Policy Study Group,” fleshing out the challenges holding back growth in the content industry, countermeasures for them, and structural reforms aimed at returning more profit to creators.

    The overseas sales target calls for growth from ¥6.1 trillion in 2024 to ¥20 trillion by 2033, with an interim goal of ¥10 trillion by 2028. ¥20 trillion is comparable in scale to Japan’s automobile export revenue, reflecting an aim to grow the content industry into a pillar of Japan’s foreign currency earnings. By sector, the targets call for raising games from ¥3.4 trillion to ¥12 trillion, anime from ¥2.1 trillion to ¥6 trillion, manga from ¥300 billion to ¥1 trillion, music from ¥100 billion to ¥700 billion, and live-action film from ¥100 billion to ¥500 billion.

    Source: itmedia.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 22, 2026 02:53
    This kind of thing has never once worked out.
    24AnonymousAug 22, 2026 06:08
    Re: #2
    Most of what actually sells overseas is IP content that's over a decade old. Failure is basically guaranteed, and yet here they go flushing more tax money down the drain.
    4AnonymousAug 22, 2026 03:35
    Anime and games would win overseas even without government backing. Feels like the ministry just wants to ride their coattails.
    5AnonymousAug 22, 2026 03:49
    Music especially looks hopeless. Do they have any idea how many times it's already bombed?
    6AnonymousAug 22, 2026 03:56
    Nothing but tough problems here. I'd like to avoid a handful of companies just sucking up all the wasted cash, but can Japan actually manage that?
    8AnonymousAug 22, 2026 03:58
    This is dumb. By then "stories" will all be AI-generated anyway — feed it a prompt and it'll spit out endless content tailored to your taste forever. Well, this is probably just an excuse to line someone's pockets anyway (lol) ("ポッポナイナイ" — slang for officials skimming/pocketing funds).
    13AnonymousAug 22, 2026 04:08
    Must be fun cooking up armchair schemes with other people's money. Basically a scam lol
    16AnonymousAug 22, 2026 04:47
    The art of raking in money dishonestly without working ← bureaucrats are the special breed who get to spend citizens' tax money just by dreaming this stuff up → and they've wasted huge sums of it over and over again.
    17AnonymousAug 22, 2026 04:50
    *This was doomed from the start — it's just a scheme to skim as much money as possible.
    18AnonymousAug 22, 2026 05:03
    "Don't watch manga or anime, it'll make you stupid — watch Sesame Street instead." People raised by parents like that are probably the ones who grew up to become bureaucrats. And now they want to cash in on IP? What a joke.
    19AnonymousAug 22, 2026 05:15
    Do these guys even realize Cool Japan was a failure?
    20AnonymousAug 22, 2026 05:19
    For the sake of the country's future, I wish someone would just quarantine them for a while.
    23AnonymousAug 22, 2026 06:04
    They should just invest in semiconductors. More idiocy. Invest in domestic manufacturing instead.
    25AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:20
    I doubt anyone actually expects anything from this.
    26AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:44
    The next skimming scheme for the people who ran Cool Japan has been decided.
    27AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:54
    Has METI ever actually been useful for anything?
    39AnonymousAug 22, 2026 08:21
    Reckless deficit spending where nobody takes responsibility for anything.
    41AnonymousAug 22, 2026 08:31
    I already posted this in a similar thread → Cushy post-retirement placements (amakudari) — work 10 days a year for tens of millions of yen, collect a retirement bonus, then do it all again — that's the winning square in the bureaucrats' board game. Unless how these people operate changes, the country falling apart is only natural.
    76AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:47
    If money alone could make something good, we'd already be living in the Xbox era…
    83AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:23
    Re: #76
    Well, if it's financial muscle you want, that's Microsoft for you — they bought up Activision, the Minecraft company, all sorts of game studios. And in the end they still haven't beaten Sony or Nintendo.
    82AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:19
    METI needs to be dismantled at this point, there's no other way.
    93AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:32
    Re: #82
    Every ministry's the same, what are you even saying. If you want to "dismantle" it, just make all the bureaucrats part-time. Right now they've got full lifetime employment.
    85AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:09
    This is about Japan's revival, so let's all pitch in.
    86AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:14
    It fails because they try to do it piecemeal. There's no overarching story.
    89AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:28
    Re: #86
    It fails because it's done with tax money. The real goal is just to funnel the funds through. A real investor wouldn't touch something unprofitable — they'd make it profitable. Tax money doesn't need to turn a profit. The fact that they keep doing this with tax money over and over is because the public is foolish. Only the people who receive the tax money come out ahead. Once you've got the money, all you do is pay back whoever handed it to you. The public is just being played for fools.

    Background and Key Points

    For readers unfamiliar with the players: METI is Japan’s Ministry of Economy, Trade and Industry, the body that shapes industrial policy, and the “Cool Japan Fund” repeatedly invoked in the thread is a separate public-private investment vehicle METI helped launch in 2013 to promote Japanese culture abroad. It has become shorthand in Japan for government soft-power spending gone wrong, having racked up large cumulative losses on investments in restaurants, media ventures, and content projects overseas, several of which were later written down entirely. That history is why commenters reach for it instinctively whenever a ministry announces a new content-export target.

    The thread’s one real disagreement is about causation, not outcome — nearly everyone expects failure, but posts 86 and 89 split on why. One argues the problem is execution: past efforts failed because they were scattered across sectors with no unifying strategy. The reply pushes back that the flaw is structural: money drawn from taxes isn’t disciplined by the need to turn a profit the way private capital is, so no amount of strategic coherence fixes it.

    What’s missing from the thread is any acknowledgment that anime and manga exports have in fact grown substantially in recent years through ordinary commercial success (streaming licensing, global theatrical releases) rather than state support — the ¥6.1 trillion 2024 baseline the plan builds on. Readers should also note “amakudari,” raised in post 41, refers to retired bureaucrats taking lucrative post-retirement board seats at the very organizations their ministries funded or regulated — a structural conflict of interest central to why these funds draw suspicion, distinct from simple mismanagement.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5channel (Business News+) thread “[Society] Aiming for ¥20 Trillion in Overseas Sales of Japan-Made IP — METI Announces New Strategy, the “Storytelling Superpower 5-Year Plan”.”

  • 50 Tons of Rare-Earth Mud Recovered Off Minamitorishima — 5ch Asks ‘Does the Math Even Work?’

    News that 50 tons of rare-earth-bearing mud had been successfully recovered from the seabed off Minamitorishima became a hot topic on 5ch’s “Nandemo Jikkyo G” (general live-news) board. While some praised the technical feat of hauling material up from 6,000 meters below the seafloor, plenty of others questioned whether it makes financial sense, with comments like “This’ll cost a hundred times more than just buying from China.”

    The thread also saw back-and-forth over whether the mud contains radioactive material and where it would even be refined, leaving the discussion pretty split.

    3AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:11
    Didn't they already give up on this because it wasn't profitable?
    4AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:11
    It's just election-season theater.
    7AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:12
    What exactly are they mining here?
    20AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:16
    Re: #7
    Because their radioactivity is close to certain elements'
    rare earths are usually found mixed in with stuff like uranium
    which makes separating and refining them difficult
    87AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:27
    Re: #20
    Normally yeah, but apparently this particular batch barely has any radioactive material in it
    12AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:13
    Is this actually gonna turn a profit though?
    101AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:39
    Re: #12
    Even if it goes well
    it'll reportedly end up costing 100 times what they were paying China
    121AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:02
    Re: #12
    You won't know if it's profitable or not until you actually try it
    124AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:07
    Re: #12
    This is mainly about investing in the technology, not really meant to replace existing resource supply chains
    17AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:15
    You can dig up mud in Tokyo Bay too, y'know
    24AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:17
    Re: #17
    Given today's heavy rain, it's probably mixed with a ton of sewage runoff too
    26AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:19
    There's no way this pencils out if you're comparing it to Chinese pricing
    Breaking free from dependence on China is what actually matters here
    29AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:21
    Re: #26
    If it can't compete on price with China, there's no way to break free from them
    42AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:26
    Re: #26
    How do you keep an unprofitable business running long-term?
    You a fan of Japan Display and Cool Japan too? (both government-backed initiatives that lost huge sums of money)
    31AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:22
    Apparently just pulling 50 tons up from 6,000 meters underground is a huge achievement in itself, regardless of the rare-earth angle
    34AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:23
    Re: #31
    Yeah but that ignores the cost-effectiveness
    38AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:25
    Nice, with 50 tons we won't need to import anymore, right?
    41AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:25
    Re: #38
    That 50 tons is just the raw mud
    The real question is how much usable rare earth you actually get once you extract it from that
    48AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:32
    A refining plant on Minamitorishima?? lmaooo
    wait, hold on lol
    54AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:37
    Re: #48
    That's way too short-sighted, lol
    56AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:38
    Even routing through the Ogasawara Islands, it's still really far
    62AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:49
    Don't you have to strip out radioactive material from rare earths or something?
    And where are they even going to refine/smelt it in a Japan that's allergic to anything nuclear-related?
    86AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:25
    Re: #62
    Apparently stuff pulled from the seabed has very little radioactive material in it
    67AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:54
    54% is insane
    Is the concentration really that high?
    I figured it'd be like a few grams per ton
    71AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:57
    Re: #67
    It's not 54% of the full 50 tons
    Out of however many grams of rare earth they actually extracted from the 50 tons of mud, 54% of that is medium-to-heavy rare earths
    68AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:55
    But doesn't mining and refining rare earths cause insane amounts of environmental damage?
    China's winning big because they just don't care about that
    72AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:58
    Re: #68
    Japan's rare-earth process already solved that problem a while back
    75AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:01
    Re: #68
    Ocean-mined rare earths have way less radioactive material than land-mined ones, so that issue's basically a non-issue… probably
    90AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:31
    People who keep going on about 'profitability, profitability' — do they even think about how national welfare or the justice system are funded?
    Plenty of things get done because they're necessary, profit or no profit
    100AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:38
    Re: #90
    If they can use crazy-expensive rare earths to make industrial products and still win on price, sure, why not
    108AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:45
    Re: #90
    This is exactly the kind of field where profitability isn't optional
    96AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:36
    So where are they actually going to refine this stuff?

    Background and Key Points

    Minamitorishima (also called Marcus Island) is Japan’s easternmost territory, an isolated atoll roughly 1,900 km southeast of Tokyo with no civilian population beyond a small Self-Defense Force post. Rare-earth-rich mud in the seabed nearby was first identified around 2013 by a Waseda University team working with JAMSTEC, and the area has since become the focus of Japan’s most serious attempt to build a domestic rare-earth supply chain independent of China, which has supplied the overwhelming majority of Japan’s imports and briefly cut off shipments during a 2010 diplomatic dispute over the Senkaku Islands. This 50-ton haul, pulled from roughly 6,000 meters down, is a test-mining milestone meant to prove the extraction technology works, not a commercial shipment.

    The thread’s actual fault line wasn’t over whether the mud is real or valuable, but over what kind of project this is: some posters judged it purely as a business case and concluded it fails on unit economics (100x the cost of Chinese supply), while others argued it should be judged as strategic infrastructure — like national defense or welfare spending — where “does it turn a profit” is the wrong question.

    What the thread likely obscures for outside readers is the difference between the 50 tons of raw mud and the actual rare-earth content extracted from it, which is a much smaller quantity measured in grams-per-ton concentrations. Posters also raised, without fully resolving, that land-based rare-earth deposits typically carry more radioactive thorium and uranium, which is part of why Chinese refining is cheap but environmentally costly — a tradeoff this deep-sea source may partly sidestep, though no refining facility for it yet exists in Japan.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Good News] 50 Tons of Rare-Earth Mud Successfully Recovered Off Minamitorishima.”

  • Yokohama F. Marinos’ 16-Year-Old Miidera Nets Volley on Home Debut — 5ch: ‘The Second Coming of Amuro’

    Yokohama F. Marinos’ Shin Miidera (16) scored a left-footed first-time volley in the 9th minute of the first half against Kobe, in what was his home debut. It was his second goal of the season, following his opener against Kashima on matchday one. On 5ch, praise poured in — “the second coming of Amuro,” “this kid’s the real deal” — alongside surprise that a player still in high school is thriving as a pro, plus discussion of the rule barring overseas transfers for players under 18.

    ◆Meiji Yasuda J1 League, Matchday 3: Yokohama F. Marinos vs. Kobe (Aug. 22, Nissan Stadium)

    Yokohama F. Marinos’ Shin Miidera (16) scored on his home debut at Nissan Stadium. It was his second goal of the season, following the opener against Kashima Antlers (at MUFG/National Stadium), where he’d scored at 16 years, 4 months, and 5 days old — the second-youngest scorer in J1 history. In the 9th minute of the first half, he met a looping ball with a left-footed volley.

    Miidera has started three straight matches at left wing since the season opener. Scoring against Kobe — reigning champions of Japan’s top flight, built on the J.League’s founding “hundred-year vision” — he left a powerful impression on the home crowd.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:40
    This kid's the real deal.
    Wish we had one of these on our team.
    8AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:41
    Re: #3
    Our team? lol
    Acting like you're part of the club, lol
    7AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:41
    At least while he's still in high school, overseas clubs can't poach him, right?
    128AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:37
    Re: #7
    He's safe through high school — there's a rule against clubs scouting and signing players that young.
    10AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:42
    Belgium next year, calling it now.
    25AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:47
    Re: #10
    He's stuck in Japan until he's 18.
    11AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:42
    Bet it's just a hot start — give it a few years and he won't even be scoring for Yokohama anymore.
    15AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:42
    Re: #11
    You mean he'll have transferred out of Yokohama by then?
    17AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:43
    Just get him called up to the Olympic squad already.
    21AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:46
    Please, not the classic pattern — stalls out in Belgium or wherever, then Urawa or Machida come calling and he's back in J1.
    27AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:48
    Re: #21
    Come on, he's going straight to one of the big five leagues.
    22AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:46
    Has there ever been a younger player who could pull off such a genuinely game-ready play?
    24AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:47
    Re: #1

    Pro soccer players from Aomori Prefecture


    Shin Miidera (Yokohama F. Marinos) — Hirosaki

    Gaku Shibasaki (Kashima Antlers and others) — Noheji
    Koji Kumagai (Kashima Antlers and others) — Towada
    Makoto Teguramori (former Olympic team manager and others) — Gonohe
    Takahiro Shimohira (Kashiwa Reysol and others) — Gonohe

    36AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:54
    Doesn't he go to school?
    47AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:57
    Re: #36
    He probably attends on weekdays like normal.

    Though it might be a correspondence (distance-learning) school.
    41AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:55
    Wait, he's in high school? The J.League is putting high schoolers to work?
    63AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:05
    Re: #41
    High school baseball practice is probably harsher than this — and unpaid, too.
    52AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:59
    It's always a foreign manager who's willing to give kids this young a shot.
    78AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:15
    Re: #52
    Always? Ever heard of Kitahara? (a Japanese manager also known for fielding young players)
    73AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:11
    The erotic-ghost-story guy?
    115AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:34
    Re: #73
    You mean Miikura-san, the erotic-ghost-story teller? (a joke playing on the similar-sounding name)
    79AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:16
    How many more years until this guy gets free agency rights?
    85AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:17
    Re: #79
    In 1 year, 7 months, and 9 days.
    86AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:17
    Re: #79
    Once he turns 18.
    97AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:22
    He's off to the Premier League on his 17th birthday, calling it now.
    99AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:24
    Re: #97
    Unfortunately, he can't go overseas until he's past 18.
    105AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:29
    Could he join the legendary Asian lineage of Park Ji-sung, Son Heung-min, and Lee Kang-in?
    107AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:30
    Re: #105
    Don't care about foreign players.

    Background and Key Points

    Miidera’s case turns on FIFA’s Article 19, the international-transfer rule for minors: clubs cannot sign a player under 18 from a different association except in narrow cases (family relocating for non-football reasons, or intra-EU moves for 16-17-year-olds under strict conditions). That’s the rule posters are gesturing at when they say he’s “safe” until 18 — it isn’t really about high school, it’s about FIFA blocking the transfer itself, and Japan doesn’t qualify for the EU carve-out. Marinos is one of Japan’s original J.League founding clubs and now sits under City Football Group’s ownership, which has an obvious incentive to develop and eventually export academy talent like this. Kobe, the opponent, are the reigning J1 champions, built on Rakuten’s investment and the Iniesta-era rebuild — beating them as a 16-year-old carries extra weight domestically.

    The thread doesn’t actually disagree about his talent; every poster grants he’s good. The split is over trajectory: one camp assumes a clean run straight to a “big five” league at 18, while others predict the more common pattern for hyped Japanese teens — a stint in a feeder league like Belgium or Portugal, a stall, and a return to J1 via a buying club such as Urawa or Machida. That boomerang path is a real, frequently-repeated career arc in Japanese football, not just internet cynicism.

    What’s easy to miss: nobody explains “Amuro,” which is very likely a Gundam reference — Amuro Ray, the franchise’s original teenage “newtype” prodigy — not the singer Amuro Namie, a distinction non-Japanese readers would naturally get wrong.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geisports Sokuho+) thread “[J.League] 16-Year-Old Shock, Again — Yokohama F. Marinos’ Miidera Scores Season’s 2nd Goal on Home Debut with a First-Time Volley, Following Kashima Opener with Another Against Kobe.”

  • Early-Morning ‘Suspicious Wave’ Report in Oizumi, Gunma — 5ch Reacts: ‘Maybe He Just Had an Itchy Armpit’

    In the early hours of August 22 in Oizumi, Gunma Prefecture, police issued a warning about a “suspicious-approach-like act” after a man believed to be in his 60s or 70s waved at a woman who was walking home.

    On 5ch, the report drew a wave of comments questioning why this was even reported to police or treated as an incident, with many users chiming in to share their own embarrassing stories of mistakenly waving at strangers.

    (Gunma) Suspicious-approach-like act reported in Kitakoizumi, Oizumi Town — August 22 | NEWSjp Japan Suspicious Person Information Center

    Published 2026/08/22 11:06:00

    According to Gunma Prefectural Police, around 4:30 AM on August 22, a suspicious-approach-like act targeting a woman occurred on a street in Kitakoizumi, Oizumi Town. (Description of the man: 60s–70s, white hair, roughly 160cm tall, navy blue T-shirt)

    Source: news.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:47
    Maybe his armpit was just itchy?
    6AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:48
    And then… he simply vanished into thin air…
    7AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:48
    Re: #1
    If a guy got the same treatment from some old hag, the cops better respond to that too!
    195AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:18
    Re: #7
    Like hell they would, genius.
    8AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:50
    This just reminded me of the time I thought I recognized someone, tapped them on the shoulder and started chatting away, only to realize it was a total stranger. Insanely embarrassing.
    121AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:31
    Re: #8
    Reminds me of when I spotted who I thought was my otaku buddy at the bookstore, launched into full nerd-talk mode, then looked at his face and had absolutely no idea who he was.
    183AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:39
    Re: #8
    Don't sweat it. I've been mistaken for someone else and randomly greeted by strangers a few times myself.
    10AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:50
    He was just waving bye to an acquaintance standing behind the idiot woman who reported him.
    11AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:50
    Old guys wake up early, so it was probably just a normal morning greeting…
    14AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:51
    Getting home at 4:30 in the morning — wasn't she the one who'd been drinking?
    16AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:51
    No way… don't tell me it was a Tochigi resident who waved! (a running gag that Tochigi Prefecture folks go completely unnoticed)
    22AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:52
    This is absolutely malicious! Catch him already, quick!!
    25AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:52
    Wasn't it just mistaken identity? And that's enough to make it an 'incident' now…
    27AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:53
    Waving at someone, or shoving someone in a river — stuff that wouldn't even have made the news back in the Showa era. Maybe it's time to stop blowing this stuff up into 'incidents.'
    32AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:55
    Re: #27
    These days just making eye contact counts as an incident. Wave your hand and you're finished.
    28AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:53
    Only the mayor of Takasaki would know that one.
    193AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:13
    Re: #28
    Isn't it Maebashi, not Takasaki? (Maebashi is actually Gunma's prefectural capital)
    38AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:56
    I've had this happen before — someone waved at me on my way home from school, so I waved back, but they were actually waving at the person behind me. Went over to say hi and realized they were in a different grade and I didn't even know them. So embarrassing.
    49AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:01
    Re: #38
    Yeah, that kind of thing makes you want to disappear.
    39AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:56
    Old man: "Guess it's time for my daily radio calisthenics."
    Radio host: "Now swing your arms out wiiide…"
    Woman: "Wait, is he waving at me? I'd better report this."
    41AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:59
    Turned out to just be an early-rising old man wiping his windows.
    51AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:02
    Isn't reporting stuff like this the real sickness here?
    60AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:04
    Re: #51
    The reporting isn't the issue — it's the police publicizing it as an official incident.
    67AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:06
    What a heinous crime. Might as well give him the death penalty, right?
    73AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:07
    Re: #67
    He's not even bald or chubby — isn't that a bit harsh? (riffing on the stereotypical 'suspicious person' description)
    71AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:06
    It's early morning — that makes it old-man time! Women have no business being outside during old-man time!
    80AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:09
    Re: #71
    The old guy probably woke up way too early, and an hour later he's already back asleep.
    84AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:10
    Lol, waving at a woman is a crime now? What kind of country is this? lol
    87AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:10
    Re: #84
    Lol it's not a crime — it's an 'incident.'
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    134AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:45
    Like the people who suddenly pretend to be on the phone while waiting to cross the street.
    141AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:54
    Re: #134
    What's wrong with that?
    140AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:53
    At this point every man alive is a suspicious person.

    Background and Key Points

    These “suspicious-approach-like act” (不審者情報) advisories are a routine feature of Japanese prefectural policing, not crime reports in the Western sense. Local police departments compile minor incidents — a stare, a comment, a wave — and publish standardized bulletins (age bracket, height, clothing) through portals like the one quoted here, which are then often forwarded to schools and neighborhood watch groups. No charge, arrest, or legal finding is implied; it’s a low-level public-safety alert meant to keep residents, especially women and children walking alone, aware of anything out of the ordinary. Japan’s low baseline crime rate is part of why behavior this trivial rises to the level of an official notice at all — in a country where violent crime is rare, an unexplained gesture toward a lone woman at 4:30 a.m. is treated as worth flagging, even if it turns out to be nothing.

    The thread wasn’t really divided on the facts — nobody doubts the man was probably harmless — but on whether this style of over-reporting is a reasonable safety norm or a sign of an increasingly jumpy, litigious public sphere, with several posters recalling their own mistaken-identity waving mishaps as evidence that misread gestures are common and rarely sinister.

    What outside readers may miss is the gap between “suspicious person reported to police” and “crime.” No offense was ever alleged in the original notice — it’s an advisory, not a case file — so the outrage or mockery on both sides is really about Japan’s culture of low-threshold public safety alerts rather than about any actual accusation against the man.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Breaking News+) thread “[Gunma] Man waves at woman walking home on the street.”

  • Morning Musume’s Rio Sakurai: “Still the Youngest After 4 Years” Sparks Reaction — 5ch: “10 Years Is Normal Now”

    Morning Musume ’26’s Rio Sakurai revealed in an interview that, four years after joining, she’s still the group’s youngest member since no 17th generation has come in yet — and the remark sparked discussion on 5ch’s Hello! Project board. Posters pointed out that in the old days members graduated fast, like Rika Goto after just 3 years or Yuko Nakazawa after 3 years and 7 months, whereas today members like Oda and Nonaka routinely rack up 10+ years — fueling debate over how much the idol world’s sense of “tenure” has shifted.

    1AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:10
    Morning Musume '26 Rio Sakurai Interview (excerpt)
    For now the 17th generation still hasn't come in, so I remain the youngest,
    and it's stayed this way, with the senior members above me graduating one after another…
    7AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:13
    Rika Goto graduated just 3 years after joining.
    13AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:17
    Re: #7
    Nakazawa did 3 years, 7 months
    Yasuda did 5 years
    The golden-era members really packed a lot into a short time
    8AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:14
    Rio Sakurai's join date with Morning Musume is June 29, 2022.
    As a member of the 16th generation, she was the only one to join solo.
    9AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:14
    So that means Saku-ringo (Sakurai's nickname) has hit the 4-year mark too, huh
    10AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:15
    She's the same school year as Homamei, so I doubt we'll ever see a "Captain Sakurai" era
    14AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:17
    So there's really nothing that's a uniquely-Morning-Musume strength or a uniquely-Sakurai-Rio strength, huh
    15AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:19
    These days sticking around for 10 years is just normal
    16AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:20
    Normally you can't keep doing idol work for 10 years, right?
    17AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:21
    That's because the music business itself has slowed way down
    18AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:21
    Isn't it just Musume。 where the sense of time is this warped?
    For a young girl, 4 years should feel like "only" not "already"
    19AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:21
    Idol careers have really gotten longer
    The Platinum-era members did 10 years, and AKB's early lineup, Nogizaka, the Fukumura-Michishige era — everyone's loaded with 10-year veterans
    20AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:23
    It's because the pace of single releases has slowed down
    By the old standard she'd still feel like she's only in year 2
    21AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:23
    Current 10-year-plus veterans would be
    Oda, Nonaka, Inoue, Tanimoto, Ono, Onoda, Akiyama
    something like that
    29AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:29
    It's wild that Ikari Endo, who was central to the "Kakumei DoChuu" routine at the Hello! Con, and Rio Sakurai, who was the "average one," came from the very same audition
    32AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:31
    Re: #13
    Back then, unlike now, time really did move fast
    75AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:28
    Re: #32
    That was the era when you'd flip the channel and a Musume。 member would pop up somewhere. The density back then was insane.
    37AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:33
    Even over at rival agency Nogizaka46, a 20-year-old 5th-gen member in her 4th year is shouldering the heavy responsibility of being captain, so nobody gets to slack off
    79AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:32
    Re: #37
    Wait, Nogizaka's captain is 20?
    38AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:34
    Showa-era idols were basically singer trainees anyway
    Turning 20 (adulthood) pretty much meant graduating from being an idol
    41AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:36
    Re: #38
    Like Yoko Nagayama or Shizuka Kudo
    46AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:41
    "I said I'm the new girl" — but some of us have been here 10-plus years, Happy! (riffing on a Morning Musume lyric)
    50AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:45
    Re: #46
    This part was originally three 12th-gen members, but Haga graduated last year and Nonaka's been on rehab leave since this year, so it was basically just Makino carrying it —
    and then when Makino mysteriously no-showed at Hina Fes, Oda ended up singing it instead, and I lost it.
    How many 10-plus-year veterans is this group even carrying at this point
    53AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:48
    4 years in and she's basically a grizzled veteran already
    102AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:14
    Re: #53
    Seriously, she's already a veteran
    59AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:54
    Re: #1
    This really isn't on Sakurai though
    Musume。's had this issue because the 9th/10th/11th gens stuck around without graduating for way too long
    60AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:01
    Re: #59
    Even with the 9th/10th gens sitting on top like a lid, the 13th gen still properly trained the 15th gen as seniors by their 3rd year — so that excuse doesn't fly
    If the argument is that Rairi lost her shot at "growing up" because the 15th gen, her seniors by 3 years, kept acting like the youngest, then I could just about buy that
    76AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:30
    What was this girl even picked for?
    Aren't there way too many head-scratcher picks from this audition? Endo too
    77AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:30
    Re: #76
    Super visuals & star quality
    80AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:37
    Not gonna lie, I'm just not into Sakurai's face…

    84AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:42
    I like the scrappy, gritty passion you get from people like Sakurai and Yumigeta
    Don't get that vibe from Homamei
    108AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:26
    4 years in and she still hasn't gotten the Music Station tissue box (a running gag/memento given to frequent guests)
    112AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:32
    Re: #108
    Meanwhile Juice=Juice is off having fun knocking over dominoes
    114AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:34
    Re: #108
    That jab's gonna sting like hell

    Background and Key Points

    Morning Musume’s roster has always been organized by “generation” (期) rather than by age — each recruiting round brings in a cohort numbered sequentially, from the four founding members in 1997 through today’s 16th generation. Rio Sakurai is unusual even within that system: she joined in June 2022 as the sole member of the 16th generation, and four years on, no 17th generation has been recruited, so she remains the group’s default “youngest” by seniority even as she turns into a four-year veteran. That gap matters for context — historically the group cycled members quickly, with stars like Yuko Nakazawa or Rika Goto graduating within three to five years, closer to the old idol-industry norm where turning 20 often meant leaving the business (as with Showa-era idols like Yoko Nagayama).

    The thread’s real disagreement isn’t about Sakurai herself but about the cause of the industry-wide shift toward long tenures. Some posters blame Morning Musume specifically, pointing to the 9th–11th generation members who stayed active far longer than past cohorts and effectively delayed promotion for those below them; others push back, noting the 13th generation still managed to mentor the 15th generation properly within a few years, suggesting the “lid” explanation doesn’t fully hold. A broader thread of comments attributes the change to the music industry slowing down overall — fewer single releases, less turnover — pointing to similar 10-year-plus veterans at AKB48 and Nogizaka46 as evidence this is a wider trend, not a Morning Musume quirk. What’s left unstated is that Hello! Project’s “graduation” system, unlike a simple retirement age, has always been driven by individual choice and management timing rather than any fixed tenure rule, which is why comparisons across eras are inherently inconsistent.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “Rio Sakurai: ‘It’s only been about 4 years since I joined too’”.