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  • Hoshino Aki & Jockey Kosei Miura Share a Couple Photo After 15 Years of Marriage — 5ch: ‘A G1 Win Finally Ended the Dry Spell’ (レス = slang for a sexless marriage)

    Talent Hoshino Aki (49) posted an Instagram photo of herself with her husband, JRA jockey Kosei Miura (36), who is 13 years her junior, taken during a visit to Tokyo Disneyland. The post, showcasing the couple’s close bond 15 years into their marriage, sparked a wide-ranging thread on 5ch’s Entertainment/Sports News+ board — from talk about their age-gap marriage to Miura’s career as a jockey. The thread also noted how Miura, once hailed as a rookie on par with Yutaka Take and expected to have a bright future, didn’t land his first JRA G1 win until last year, his 18th year as a pro — making it a thread that drew as much interest from horse-racing fans as from those following the couple.

    Hoshino Aki shares a lovey-dovey close-up photo with her husband, jockey Kosei Miura, 13 years her junior! Matching outfits make them look like ‘such a young couple’ — 15 years of marriage

    Talent Hoshino Aki (49) has shared a couple photo with her husband, JRA jockey Kosei Miura (36).

    In an Instagram update posted by the 22nd, she wrote, ‘Went to Disneyland with another couple, four of us together — shame the parade got cancelled because of the strong wind,’ alongside a photo of the two of them together.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:23
    Honestly, watching Showa-retro exploration videos on YouTube is way more fun than watching Peace-kun from Omiya Park (Peace-kun = a well-known elephant mascot at Omiya Park Zoo).
    3AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:24
    Bet none of you thought this would actually last this long, huh.
    33AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:44
    Re: #3
    Well, he's doing pretty well for himself.
    Just keeping Miura functioning as a totally normal jockey is an achievement in itself.
    6AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:27
    Looks like he's about to get pulled off Bellwood Deep (a racehorse).
    9AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:28
    At 36 his sex drive's probably still nowhere near fading — wonder how they're gonna handle that going forward.
    17AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:31
    Re: #9
    Women's sex drive actually gets stronger from here on.
    The guy's the one who wears out first.
    10AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:28
    He finally bagged a JRA G1 win, so the dry spell's finally over (レス = slang for a sexless marriage).
    15AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:30
    So he went to 'Penny Land' to do some auctioning? (likely wordplay riffing on 'Disneyland')
    16AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:31
    They used to look like a mom and her kid — guess Kosei's finally caught up, age-wise.
    19AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:32
    How's Midori-chan doing? I really liked that Fuji TV girl.
    36AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:46
    Re: #19
    Fukunaga's wife?
    She was on a Kansai local info show for a while, but no idea what she's up to now.
    21AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:33
    Didn't the 'advisor' remarry someone way younger? Meanwhile these two are sticking with true love, huh.
    35AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:45
    There might be some photo editing involved, but they both look like they're around 40 now, so the age gap doesn't really show anymore.
    38AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:48
    Wasn't Ebina's wife quite a bit older too? Though I think it was only about 6 years.
    40AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:51
    Even Aso-san can't help but smile warmly at this one. (a stock 5ch meme phrase referencing politician Taro Aso)
    41AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:51
    Dating must've been great at first, but who knows how it is now — kind of an Osumi Kenya situation. (Kenya Osumi = actor known for a highly publicized marital scandal)
    43AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:52
    Avoid baseball players (slangily 'yakyuu') and kabuki actors and you'll be happy.
    71AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:31
    Re: #43
    Horror-movie actresses too.

    You think so? Soccer players bring misfortune too, though.
    65AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:23
    Kosei Miura tied Yutaka Take's record for most wins by a rookie in his debut year, and everyone hyped him up as 'the reincarnation of Take' — but after that he just fizzled out… Didn't even get his first G1 win until last year, his 18th year as a pro.
    68AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:26
    Re: #65
    Pretty sad that he basically picked a fight with Take in his rookie year, then couldn't beat him to a title before Take retired.
    72AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:32
    Re: #65
    What made it great was that his 127th G1 attempt finally paid off — and he beat out Take-san, who himself has 127 G1 wins. That coincidence was kind of moving.
    75AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:42
    Re: #65
    G1 wins aside, he's got over 1,000 career wins and 50 more this year alone, plus plenty of prize money. If that counts as 'fizzling out,' what do you even call jockeys who win less than Miura?
    74AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:38
    Kato Cha's marriage and Hoshino Aki's marriage are both surprisingly rare cases of age-gap couples that have actually lasted. (Kato Cha = veteran comedian known for marrying someone decades younger)
    76AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:43
    Re: #74
    When the guy's older, it seems to last more often, in my impression.
    82AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:54
    Some athletes are the type who only stay stable with a wife 10+ years older. Must be a mental thing.
    83AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:56
    Re: #82
    Athletes tend to be kind of childish on the inside, so an older wife suits them better.

    Background and Talking Points

    Jockey Kosei Miura made his debut in 2008, and his rookie-year performance was so extraordinary that he earned the nickname ‘the second coming of Yutaka Take.’ Surprisingly, though, he didn’t win his first JRA G1 race until last year — his 18th year as a professional — which led some in the thread to call him a disappointment. That framing can be misleading: he’s a genuinely strong rider with over 1,000 career wins and around 50 wins again this year, so conflating his long G1 drought with his overall record risks giving the wrong impression. His marriage to Hoshino Aki spans a 13-year age gap; since the wedding took place 15 years ago, Miura would have been in his early 20s around the time of his debut, making the pairing of a celebrity and a young jockey an unusual combination. The thread also traded general theories about age-gap marriage compatibility and divorce risk among athlete/celebrity couples, but none of it amounted to evidence-based analysis — beyond the couple’s own Instagram posts, nothing further is actually known about their relationship.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary from the 5ch (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread ‘[Entertainment] Hoshino Aki shares a lovey-dovey close-up photo with her husband, jockey Kosei Miura, 13 years her junior! Matching outfits — 15 years of marriage.’

  • Exhausted by Office Drama, 5ch’s Lunchtime Thread Turns to Lunch Bragging: ‘Draw Eyes on Your Eyelids, It Works’

    In a “noon thread” that popped up around midday on 5ch’s Newsoku VIP board, the thread starter wrote that they were sick of constantly fielding relationship advice at work. From there the conversation drifted into everyone reporting on their lunch — a debate broke out over whether to top leftover stuffed peppers with ketchup or a sauce made from pan drippings, followed by a run of lunch bragging: convenience-store salad pasta, kiwifruit, sweet potato potato salad, and sour bread with a cheap minced-meat cutlet. Someone claimed homemade curry is fine three days running, and one poster offered the odd trick of drawing eyes on your eyelids to fight off drowsiness — the chatter rolled on for the whole lunch break.

    1AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:01
    (´・ω・`)Man, most of my work hours get eaten up by people coming to me with their relationship drama
    5AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:01
    Leftover stuffed peppers from yesterday
    8AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:03
    Re: #5
    (´・ω・`)Mind if I put ketchup on it?
    9AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:03
    (´・ω・`)I've been waiting for the noon thread!
    12AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:04
    Re: #9
    (´・ω・`)Here ya go, comin' right up!
    11AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:03
    Re: #8
    There's sauce
    14AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:04
    Re: #11
    (´・ω・`)Sauce works too
    17AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:05
    Re: #14
    Not Worcestershire sauce — I make the sauce from the pan drippings every time
    24AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:09
    Re: #17
    (´・ω・`)Now that's a proper sauce
    16AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:05
    Convenience-store salad pasta
    22AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:09
    Re: #16
    (´・ω・`)Sala-spa! (slang shorthand for "salad spaghetti")
    26AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:09
    Re: #22
    Figured I'd be done with work before noon so I kept lunch light — turns out I wasn't done, forsooth (said in mock old-timey speech)
    31AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:10
    Re: #26
    (´・ω・`)Can't be helped
    18AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:05
    (´・ω・`)Had two colors of kiwifruit
    25AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:09
    Re: #18
    (´・ω・`)Good for you
    19AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:05
    Re: #15
    (´・ω・`)Ain't that sour or somethin'?
    34AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:11
    Re: #19
    I'm on a train headed to Kyoto right now!
    Though I've only got 8,000 yen, so pretty much all of it's going on the train fare!
    47AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:20
    Re: #34
    (´・ω・`)Oh! The Kurama Fire Festival! (a famous autumn festival near Kyoto)
    21AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:07
    (´・ω・`)I'll go with yakisoba (stir-fried noodles)
    28AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:10
    Re: #21
    (´・ω・`)Put a fried egg on top
    23AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:09
    (   ´・ω・`   )Same as breakfast
    30AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:10
    Re: #23
    (´・ω・`)What'd you have for breakfast, then?
    43AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:15
    Re: #30
    (   ´・ω・`   )Same as yesterday's lunch
    29AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:10
    Yeah, it's exhausting, isn't it ( ・᷄ὢ👁‍🗨 )
    32AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:11
    Re: #29
    (´・ω👁‍🗨`)Good eyesight tires you out, you know
    35AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:11
    Λ_Λ
    ૮₍ ・᷇ ∀,・᷆ ₎ა Made some sweet potato potato salad, I did!
    Here, have some 🍠
    42AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:14
    Re: #35
    ( `・Δ・´)Ooh, that looks tasty
    50AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:21
    Re: #35
    (´・ω・`)Sweet potato, now that's unusual!
    36AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:12
    Re: #32
    Seeing too well has its own downsides, huh ( ・᷄ὢ👁‍🗨 )
    51AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:21
    Re: #36
    (´・ω👁‍🗨`)That's just how it is (Kansai dialect)
    38AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:12
    (˘・з・˘)The sourness is irresistible — rye bread with a cheap minced-meat cutlet
    52AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:21
    Re: #38
    (´・ω・`)I love sour bread
    39AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:13
    The thread title's different every time so I can't bookmark it \(^q^)/
    53AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:22
    Re: #39
    (´・ω・`)"Noon thread" is the part that's always the same
    48AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:20
    (´・ω・`)Just leave the relationship drama alone
    60AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:23
    Re: #48
    (´・ω・`)Yeah, basically just leave it be
    72AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:27
    Re: #58
    (   ´・ω・`   )Same as yesterday morning
    75AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:28
    Re: #72
    (´・ω・`)Hey, you!
    77AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:29
    Re: #75
    (   ´・ω・`   )Yesterday morning was the same as the night before that
    80AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:30
    Re: #77
    (´・ω・`)Cup noodles and melon bread, huh?
    84AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:31
    Re: #77
    I think homemade curry's the only thing that's fine three days in a row, you know?
    It's tasty, after all
    93AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:40
    Starting to feel sleepy
    95AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:42
    Re: #93
    Just draw eyes on your eyelids, works great \(^q^)/
    98AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:44
    Re: #95
    (´👁ω👁`)💤
    99AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:44
    Re: #95
    This ain't class, you know! (Kansai dialect)

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    The “noon thread” is a staple idle-chat thread that pops up on the VIP board around midday, long run in a format hosted by an AA (text-art) mascot character named Nao. Rather than covering any actual news, it’s built entirely around the VIP board’s own rhythm — people on a break from work swapping reports on their lunch and how they’re doing. The thread starter’s opening gripe about being “tired of relationship advice” isn’t tied to any specific incident; it’s just an entry point for venting the day’s small stresses through casual chatter. Readers should note that the menus and antics mentioned here (eating curry three days straight, drawing eyes on your eyelids, etc.) aren’t verifiable facts — they’re meant to be enjoyed as in-the-moment banter, not taken as practical advice.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Newsoku VIP) thread “(´・ω・`)I’m so tired, noon thread.”

  • The Pasta-Won’t-Fit-in-the-Pot Problem: ‘Snap It’ vs. ‘Never Snap It’ Camps Clash on 5ch

    The thread kicked off with a simple question: “They say don’t snap pasta, but doesn’t it not fit in the pot unless you do?” Posters offered up a stream of practical tricks for fitting long pasta in without breaking it — dipping one end in the hot water to soften it, fanning the bundle out and lowering it in gradually, or arranging it in a circle before boiling. At the same time, plenty argued that snapping it is simply more practical and makes it easier to eat, with no real downside. The discussion expanded into why snapping long pasta is considered taboo in Italy, and drew comparisons to how Japanese people would feel about soba or udon noodles being served cut short — turning what started as a cooking-technique debate into a broader conversation about differences in food culture.

    1AnonymousOct 22, 2026 11:39
    Right, isn't it?
    2AnonymousOct 22, 2026 11:43
    Dip one end of the noodles in the pot's hot water and wait a bit — they'll soften up and slide right in on their own
    3AnonymousOct 22, 2026 11:43
    There's also the trick of twisting the bundle and letting it snap open, you know
    4AnonymousOct 22, 2026 11:45
    Anyone who says 'don't snap it' is just an out-of-touch old-timer clinging to their own idea of common sense
    If snapping it is more convenient for the situation, then snapping it is the right call
    5AnonymousOct 22, 2026 11:46
    Re: #1
    If this were a regular manga, the Italians would be invading right about now
    8AnonymousOct 22, 2026 11:48
    Re: #5
    10AnonymousOct 22, 2026 11:49
    Re: #8
    lol
    Well, can't be helped if it's a camping cookset
    7AnonymousOct 22, 2026 11:47
    Arrange it in a circle at an angle and boil it — the bottom part softens up and the whole thing fits in
    9AnonymousOct 22, 2026 11:48
    Even with an 18cm frying pan, you can boil it without snapping if you ease it in slowly — once it's done you can barely tell there was a time lag between the part you put in first and the rest
    11AnonymousOct 22, 2026 11:51
    Why do Italians hate it when you snap pasta?
    15AnonymousOct 22, 2026 11:52
    Re: #11
    Apparently long pasta's length is calculated for how well sauce clings to it and for the right bite, so snapping it is often treated as forbidden in Italy
    12AnonymousOct 22, 2026 11:51
    You just hold the bundle upright, press it into the water, let it fan open into a circle, then dip the edges in bit by bit
    13AnonymousOct 22, 2026 11:51
    Can't be helped for solo campers — the cookware they use is just too small
    14AnonymousOct 22, 2026 11:51
    It just means use a pot big enough, with plenty of water, so you don't have to snap it
    16AnonymousOct 22, 2026 11:53
    When I snapped it, little fragments went flying everywhere, so I gave up snapping it for good
    20AnonymousOct 22, 2026 11:55
    Re: #16
    My stovetop's covered in snapped-off pasta crumbs too
    21AnonymousOct 22, 2026 11:55
    If you live alone, one-pot cooking is a reasonable choice
    22AnonymousOct 22, 2026 11:55
    I used to buy Mamma's short pasta for a while, but once you get used to long pasta you don't need short pasta anymore, and it just sits there unused
    23AnonymousOct 22, 2026 11:57
    Apparently Italians get furious if you snap pasta

    But Japanese people would get mad too if soba or udon came out cut in half, right?
    49AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:52
    Re: #23
    Yeah, short soba would bug me, not gonna lie (lol)
    Though I wouldn't be mad if it were just snapped
    56AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:17
    Re: #23
    If it's the kind of place serving dried noodles, I don't really care…
    Hand-cut soba sometimes has short pieces mixed in anyway
    24AnonymousOct 22, 2026 11:59
    Foreigners can't slurp noodles, which is why ramen in places like America is cut really short
    25AnonymousOct 22, 2026 11:59
    The only pasta you actually have to avoid snapping is the lazy microwave-only kind
    26AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:00
    There are times zaru soba or udon are so long you just want to strangle them
    27AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:02
    Never happened to me once, can't relate to that feeling at all
    29AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:04
    I don't care about the 'rules' or whatever, but doesn't snapping it just make it harder to eat?
    36AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:17
    Re: #29
    There's short pasta too, so it's not really a big deal, is it?
    32AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:10
    Re: #15
    Can we really trust Italians' 'calculations' on this?
    54AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:06
    Re: #32
    These are the same people who boil pasta in a ton of water even on a desert battlefield
    When it comes to pasta specifically, they're probably just right
    33AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:13
    Snapping it makes it easier to eat, but
    I wonder if it feels insulting to Italians
    For Japanese people it'd probably be like being told a California roll counts as sushi

    (Posted this in the wrong thread by mistake, sorry)
    34AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:14
    In Japan people cut udon short with scissors to feed it to kids — I wonder if Italians just feed kids pasta as-is, uncut?
    35AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:14
    Is it common to boil pasta together with the ingredients in a frying pan?
    37AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:18
    You know there's short pasta too, right?
    Lasagna and gnocchi count as pasta as well
    38AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:19
    It's dried pasta in the first place, so of course you have to snap it — just switch to fresh pasta instead
    39AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:19
    It's not that snapping it is actually wrong — Italians are just noisy about it
    46AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:47
    Snapping it makes it harder to twirl onto your fork, doesn't it?
    50AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:56
    Re: #46
    Nobody twirls it onto a fork every single time eating spaghetti at home lol
    51AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:00
    Re: #46
    I eat it Goemon-style with chopsticks
    Might as well teach Italians how to use chopsticks while we're at it
    48AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:51
    You can make this in an 18cm frying pan
    59AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:21
    I hear Italians don't eat the pizza crust
    Japanese people dutifully eat it though
    61AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:44
    Re: #59
    They don't share it among multiple people like in Japan either

    Background and key points of this discussion

    Long pasta’s length is said to be engineered around how well it holds sauce and how it feels when you bite into it, and that practical reasoning is behind Italy’s unwritten rule against snapping it. On the other hand, Japanese household pots and frying pans are often on the smaller side relative to the standard length of store-bought pasta, so boiling it without snapping sometimes takes extra ingenuity. This isn’t really a simple clash of preferences — it’s more a mismatch between cookware sizes and pasta’s standard length that never quite lined up to begin with. Within the thread, opinion split between those who follow the “it’s the rule, so stick to it” camp and those who say “if the result’s the same, snapping it is fine” — but neither side treats snapping pasta as a simple etiquette violation or an absolute wrong; it comes down more to differing values about whether to prioritize final texture or cooking convenience.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “They say don’t snap pasta, but doesn’t it not fit in the pot unless you do?.”

  • Miss Your Phone Bill by Just One Month, Get Cut Off, Lose Your Number, Lose Your Job Prospects: Inside Japan’s ‘Telecom Poverty’ Crisis

    An SPA! article describing people who were forcibly cancelled from their phone contracts after just one month of unpaid bills, lost their phone number as a result, and found their job search so derailed that they ended up living on the street, was picked up on 5ch’s News Express+ board. The thread filled up with questions about the order of operations — why cancel your phone before falling behind on rent and moving into an internet cafe? — along with pointers that budget SIM options like povo or Nihon Tsushin (Japan Communications) could have served as a fallback, explanations of how a forced cancellation gets you blacklisted and makes signing a new contract nearly impossible, and even the reality of local governments turning welfare applicants away at the door.

    Posted 10/22 (Thu) 8:54 AM

    SPA!

    In modern life, a smartphone is indispensable. Yet there are people who, after a forced contract cancellation triggered by unpaid bills, find it impossible to secure housing or work and end up homeless. We trace the harsh reality of this “telecom poverty” — a trap that men from the lost-decade job generation are especially prone to falling into — and look at ways people are trying to climb back out.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    3AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:14
    'If I fall too far behind on rent I won't be able to rent a new place' — and with that logic, the first move you make is to cancel your lease and move into an internet cafe?
    What kind of thought process is that?
    7AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:16
    Re: #3
    That's the part I don't get. I guess if you fall too far behind on rent you get blacklisted and can't rent again?
    25AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:19
    Re: #3
    Same here. If anything, landlords have a hard time evicting you even if you're behind on rent, so you might as well just stay put.
    The first move was already wrong.
    133AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:49
    Re: #3
    Funny, I was literally about to type that exact same thing.
    4AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:14
    If all you need is a number and SMS, there are MVNO plans for like 1,000 yen a month… if you can't even afford that, how broke are you?
    87AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:35
    Re: #4
    Once you get hit with a forced cancellation you get blacklisted, so you can't sign a new phone contract.
    Though there are support services out there for people in that situation.
    8AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:16
    If you end up with no fixed address, I wonder what happens to your health insurance card registration.
    14AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:17
    Re: #8
    Some internet cafes actually advertise that you can use the cafe's address as your own.
    36AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:21
    What about povo?
    114AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:43
    Re: #36
    You need a credit card for that, right? No way a guy like this has one.
    121AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:46
    Re: #114
    There should be Paidy (a buy-now-pay-later service), so you don't need a credit card.
    41AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:22
    Is there really a carrier hardcore enough to cancel you after just one month behind?
    Even if there is, just sign up with a different one.
    And if blacklist data is circulating around, that's not simply a nonpayment problem anymore.
    86AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:35
    Re: #41
    Not paying off your phone installment loan — that makes you a red-flag customer for the carrier too.
    64AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:29
    What did you do with the money you earned? Did you spend your free time studying for certifications?

    Starting from the bottom means you have to try harder than average just to climb back up.
    90AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:37
    Re: #64
    Even with a certification, if you're a mid-career hire with no practical experience, nobody's going to hire you.
    Your thinking is way too naive.
    92AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:37
    There have always been those 1-yen phones, and these days there's even "zan-kure" installment smartphone deals (residual-value credit financing), so you barely need any money up front.
    101AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:39
    Re: #92
    Are you some kind of time traveler or something? (slang for someone stuck in the past)
    94AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:38
    Re: #1
    >Took on more debt to pay for medical treatment
    What about the High-Cost Medical Expense Benefit system?
    105AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:41
    Re: #94
    The cap on the High-Cost Medical Expense Benefit is actually pretty high, though.
    If you're working a normal job, you're often not even eligible.
    120AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:46
    This is exactly the kind of person welfare exists for, especially the guy who messed up his back.
    128AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:48
    Re: #120
    True, but there are still local governments that run the "turn them away at the door" tactic.
    Technically you should be able to get welfare (namapo) even with no fixed address, though.
    140AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:51
    Honestly, didn't the reporter think something was off while writing this?
    I can't tell if that's really what the person said
    or just the reporter's own creative writing.
    144AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:52
    Re: #140
    Stuff like this is just entertainment lol
    153AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:55
    Living on a pension out in the countryside,
    vs. living on welfare in Tokyo —
    the latter looks more appealing.
    167AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:00
    Re: #153
    Why would that be appealing to you specifically?
    It's because Tokyo has the things you want.
    Which means that for someone who doesn't want anything Tokyo has,
    Tokyo isn't an appealing place at all.

    Hiroyuki: "That's just your desiccant packet, isn't it" (a pun on his catchphrase "that's just your opinion, isn't it" — kansou/opinion vs. kansouzai/desiccant)
    153: "You mean the quicklime kind?" (riffing on the "do not eat" quicklime desiccant packets)
    178AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:04
    Re: #153
    Tokyo's just a dumping ground for drifters — that's the only reason anyone can scrape by there.
    165AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:59
    I pay a ridiculous amount every month for a landline I never use at all.
    And fool that I am, I've left it unplugged from the phone line for almost ten years.
    170AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:00
    Re: #165
    Just cancel it, it's easy. I did mine last year.
    175AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:03
    "You can't live without a smartphone"
    ↑
    Now that's brainwashing.
    180AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:05
    Re: #175
    Well, there's definitely a sense that employers don't want to hire someone who can't even hold onto a smartphone.
    Unless you've got a landline at home, I guess.
    177AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:03
    With Nihon Tsushin (Japan Communications) it wouldn't even cost you 1,000 yen.
    201AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:15
    Re: #177
    You think he could actually sign up for that?
    Even with a My Number card, if you have no way to get online, the online application is dead in the water right there.
    And even if you could get online, with no fixed address, if your phone doesn't support eSIM you're stuck too.

    Background and Key Points of the Discussion

    The reason a forced phone cancellation casts such a long shadow is that unpaid device installment loans, among other things, get recorded on a shared credit blacklist used by all the major carriers (the so-called “phone blacklist”), which blocks you from signing any new contract for a set period of time. Many in the thread, unaware of this system, questioned the order of events — why would someone give up their phone before anything else? At the same time, there was skepticism about the article’s account itself, with some suggesting it might be the reporter’s own embellishment, which grew into a broader debate about the gap between media portrayals of the lost-decade generation’s downfall and the reality on the ground. The “turning people away at the door” tactic some local governments use to discourage welfare applications also came up, though the thread didn’t fully register the fact that, institutionally, you can apply for welfare even with no fixed address.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Express+) thread “【📱】From “Just One Month Behind on Phone Bills” to Homelessness: The Terror of “Telecom Poverty,” Where Losing Your Number Alone Can Doom Your Job Search.”

  • Man Quits Neighborhood Association, Builds His Own Trash Collection Point — Debate Erupts Over ‘50% Membership Rate’

    A thread appeared on 5ch’s “Nandemo Jikkyou G” board from a poster reporting that they had quit their neighborhood association and set up their own trash collection point out of pocket. In the poster’s area, neighborhood association membership apparently sits at only around 50%, and the thread saw a string of comments from residents saying things like “I pay the fee but won’t join,” along with pointed remarks about unexplained uses of membership fees and associations where members have even been arrested for embezzlement. On the other hand, some argued for the organization’s necessity, asking “without a neighborhood association, who handles upkeep and events in the area?” — leaving opinions split over both the rightness of quitting and the meaning of the neighborhood-association system itself.

    1AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:18
    ① Setting up the trash station
    ② Maintenance
    ③ Cleaning
    2AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:21
    A 50% membership rate, lol.
    Who even needs a neighborhood association?
    82AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:07
    Re: #2
    Same here, I'm not in one either.
    Nobody cleans the collection point anyway, so since mine's pretty close I just do it myself voluntarily.
    I take recyclables to the supermarket or wherever.
    3AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:21
    Guess they'll still collect your trash even from a collection point you set up on your own.
    12AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:35
    Re: #3
    Already approved by the local government, lol
    4AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:22
    Thanks OP.
    I'll be using that trash station.
    13AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:36
    Re: #4
    Sure, go ahead.
    I do pay the association fee, you know?
    But I'm not joining the association, lol
    5AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:24
    Though it's true that collection gets annoying when people set up their own spots everywhere.
    They should just split the neighborhood association into a cheap 'trash only' plan and a regular plan with all the annoying backroom dealing.
    25AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:41
    Re: #5
    Exactly this.
    I don't want to deal with anything besides the trash.
    10AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:31
    I know a case where they told a guy who'd quit the association "don't use the trash site,"
    so he went and complained to city hall, and ended up getting individual door-to-door collection set up just for his house.
    Then everyone else thought "wait, quitting is way easier!" and left one after another until the whole association collapsed.
    14AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:36
    Re: #10
    You've been reading too many web novels, lol (note: "web novel" refers to wish-fulfillment stories on sites like Shousetsuka ni Narou, where things conveniently work out)
    16AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:37
    Re: #10
    That's right, you know? lol
    110AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:22
    Re: #10
    Sounds like it'd get torn apart by crows and start stinking
    17AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:37
    Re: #14
    Why call it a web novel? If everyone ends up better off, that's a happy ending for everyone
    23AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:40
    Re: #17
    Then which neighborhood association was this?
    18AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:38
    There's a spot near me where a sign went up saying this collection point can't be used anymore — wonder why.
    Maybe the resident who managed it pulled out or something?
    21AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:39
    Re: #18
    Maybe the land belongs to a private owner,
    or cars have trouble getting in
    26AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:41
    A leftover from the Showa era, plus peer pressure from the neighborhood, lol
    29AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:43
    Re: #26
    I don't think destroying the local community is really the right thing to do, though
    32AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:44
    Re: #29
    Does it really fall apart without a neighborhood association?
    36AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:46
    Re: #32
    How do you maintain anything when there's no one managing it?
    37AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:46
    Re: #32
    Without a neighborhood association, is there even a chance to socialize with people in your area?
    And obviously the local events the association runs would disappear too.
    34AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:45
    That costs way more though
    44AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:49
    Re: #34
    That's right?
    It's all out of my own pocket (every bit of it), lol
    38AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:46
    I don't want to live in an old-fashioned neighborhood with a town association.
    Newly built towns don't have that kind of thing.
    41AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:49
    Re: #38
    That's the worst, lol
    39AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:48
    Re: #36
    I don't get what you mean
    43AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:49
    Re: #39
    How do you maintain a local community without a neighborhood association?
    There's no one and no organization to hold it together.
    45AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:50
    Re: #43
    Is there even a need to maintain it?
    46AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:50
    Re: #42
    The fees just go toward the old geezers' drinking money, lol
    51AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:53
    Re: #46
    They put out an itemized statement every year, and none of it goes to drinking.
    About half goes as some kind of due paid up to the association's parent organization, and the rest goes to disaster-prep gear, stockpiles, and covering expenses for trash-pickup events.
    53AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:54
    Re: #51
    So that 'due' is really the old geezers' travel expenses and drinking money, right! lol
    56AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:57
    Re: #53
    It's only a few thousand yen, who cares
    60AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:58
    Re: #53
    Is there really a neighborhood association out there still doing that kind of thing these days?
    94AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:13
    Re: #87
    That kind of thing doesn't normally happen.
    It's disclosed to members, and if it were happening it'd be a crime.
    You just don't like how the money's being used, that's all.
    97AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:13
    Re: #94
    Well, there was an association where someone actually got arrested for embezzlement, lol
    99AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:15
    Re: #97
    Then that's fine then, lmao (note: "草" (grass) is 5ch slang for laughter, like repeated "lol")
    102AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:17
    Re: #97
    Looks like you've been learning from the thread's posts and updating your delusions.
    If it were actually true, something that huge, you'd have brought it up right at the start when the fee discussion began.

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    Neighborhood and town associations (chonaikai/jichikai) are voluntary organizations under the Local Autonomy Act, and leaving one is legally free. That said, the setup and management of trash collection points varies by municipality — in most cases the sites used are ones the association has registered with the local government, so whether the authorities will actually service a collection point someone who quit set up on their own comes down to the individual case. Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications surveys also show a long-term decline in neighborhood association membership, especially in urban areas, so the “50% membership rate” figure raised in the thread isn’t a particularly unusual outlier. The thread split between those who support quitting over concerns about opaque fees and management, and those worried about who’s left to maintain the community and run local events once no one’s in charge — both positions rooted in different values about how to weigh the role of the neighborhood association itself. The claim about an association having a member arrested for embezzlement refers to an individual case, and it should be noted that this doesn’t apply to all neighborhood associations.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyou G) thread “I Quit My Neighborhood Association and Set Up My Own Trash Station Out of Pocket! WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW” (note: the repeated “W”s mimic laughter, similar to repeated “lol”).

  • Supermarket Calls Customer: “We Gave You ¥10,000 Too Much in Change” — 5ch Asks: “How Did They Even Track the Customer Down?”

    A supermarket calls you up and says, “We accidentally gave you ¥10,000 too much in change” — do you have to pay back even the part you’ve already spent? That question, drawn from a personal account, sparked a flood of responses on 5ch. Some picked apart the math, saying they couldn’t even imagine a scenario that produces a ¥10,000 overpayment in change, while others focused on the mechanics: how exactly did the store track down the customer’s phone number? Several posters also shared their own experiences with smaller change mix-ups, suggesting people’s reactions shift depending on how much money is actually at stake.

    If a store called you after you’d finished shopping to say they’d given you too much change, you’d probably be startled. And if you hadn’t noticed the mistake when you received it and had already spent part of the money, you might wonder whether you really have to pay back money you no longer even have.

    The short answer: extra change you receive by mistake doesn’t simply become yours, and in principle you can be asked to return it. That said, factors like when you noticed the error and how the store verified the amount also matter.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    3AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:55
    Isn't giving ¥10,000 too much in change just… not a realistic scenario?
    7AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:00
    Where's your proof? When you hand over the wrong change, what Showa year, month, day, hour, minute, and second did it happen, and how many times has the Earth spun since then? 😤
    9AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:00
    Re: #7
    Are there seriously people who talk like that?
    10AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:03
    Once at a convenience store I bought a ¥500 magazine with a ¥5,000 bill and got ¥9,500 back in change. Just kept it, no issues at all. That was almost 20 years ago now though.
    12AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:04
    Clerk: "That'll be ¥996."

    Me: *slides it over* ¥1,001.

    Clerk: "Huh? You don't need to give the extra ¥1."

    Me: "Just ring it up."

    Clerk: "……??" *beep beep*

    Clerk: "………!!!!"

    Clerk: "Your change comes to ¥10,005."
    13AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:05
    Once you're at my level, you just tell them honestly right on the spot.
    14AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:05
    Better pay it back quick… I checked out at a self-checkout, but I'll return it— wait, huh?
    15AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:08
    I've also had a ¥5,000 bill mistaken for a ¥10,000 bill once. I spoke up right away.
    16AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:09
    These "Financial Field" articles always read like made-up stories, so it's dumb even bothering to read them. The headline's dumb too.
    17AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:10
    Was there ever even a ¥20,000 bill?
    64AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:28
    Re: #17
    Wasn't that made back in the Obuchi era? Never actually seen one myself, so I can't say for sure.
    22AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:16
    I should've pinched my nose and said, "The number you have dialed is not currently in service."
    23AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:27
    Do you seriously give supermarkets your phone number every single time? lol
    25AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:28
    You can tell it's a Financial Field article just from the thread title alone.
    26AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:30
    What kind of situation even leads to ¥10,000 too much in change? Mistook it for a ¥1,000 bill? Wouldn't that only be ¥9,000 too much?
    27AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:32
    No need to take this seriously — it's just a made-up story.
    28AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:32
    "Got ¥10,000 extra from my favorite checkout girl at the supermarket" — redo the thread title as that, idiot.
    29AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:34
    I handed over a ¥5,000 bill, but the clerk must've thought it was a ¥10,000 bill — I got a ¥5,000 bill back as change. Once I got home something felt off, and I finally pieced it together. I called the store, but I'd already thrown away the receipt, so they couldn't verify the details and just told me not to worry about it.
    30AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:37
    I've had that exact thing happen once too — came out ¥5,000 ahead.
    31AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:38
    Why would a supermarket even be able to identify the customer, let alone know their phone number?
    33AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:40
    Years ago I bought two packs of cigarettes and only got charged for one pack's worth. That's about as modest as these stories get for me.
    34AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:42
    I want to know the actual mechanism for identifying that customer. Isn't that impossible unless you're a registered member with purchase history? Even if they could just barely identify a person from security camera footage, you normally wouldn't get their contact info from that.
    38AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:52
    Re: #34
    If you registered your personal info when signing up for the supermarket's point card, and showed that card at checkout, they could identify you that way, couldn't they?
    35AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:44
    When you make a point card, you might write down your address, name, age, and phone number (you may well have filled all that in).
    37AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:50
    Re: #35
    Even so, the clerk would still need to recognize your face to actually identify you, wouldn't they?
    36AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:47
    Years ago I tagged along when my older brother bought a desk lamp at a Marui home-goods store. They were out of stock that day, so it got arranged to be shipped to his place once it came in. When the box finally arrived and he opened it, there were two lamps inside even though he'd only paid for one — and that's when I realized that female clerk had basically been hitting on him in a roundabout way, lol.
    39AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:54
    If a bank contacted you guys about a "funds recall" (kumi-modoshi — a bank's request to reverse a mistaken transfer), would you actually comply?
    40AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:55
    Re: #38
    They wouldn't know unless the customer's face could be matched to a name, right?
    46AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:06
    Re: #40
    If the receipt data records the purchase time, what was bought, and the membership number, cross-referencing that with security camera footage should be more than enough to identify someone, right?
    49AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:08
    Re: #46
    If the clerk just mixed up the bills, there'd be no record anywhere of who got the extra ¥10,000, right?
    51AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:09
    Re: #46
    A clerk's change mistake doesn't leave any record at all.
    41AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:57
    A store only notices it's ¥10,000 short when they tally up the day's sales after closing, so figuring out which customer got the extra ¥10,000 would be tough.
    42AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:59
    What kind of situation even produces ¥10,000 worth of change?
    43AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:00
    They probably paid with something like a commemorative ¥100,000 gold coin.
    45AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:04
    ¥10,000 docked straight from the cashier's paycheck for the screw-up.
    47AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:06
    If you tried handing a clerk a commemorative coin as payment, they'd probably refuse it — they'd likely assume it was a fake.
    48AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:07
    If the clerk just mixed up the bills, identifying the customer should be impossible — there's no way that clerk would remember who got the extra money.
    56AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:11
    Thinking about it normally, this just sounds like a straight-up phone scam to me.

    (Haven't actually read the article though.)
    57AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:13
    Re: #56
    Clerks messing up change is an everyday occurrence — though being off by ¥10,000 is obviously a stretch.

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    The original article (Yahoo! News / Financial Field) was essentially a legal explainer arguing that even if you’ve already spent change you received by mistake, you’re still obligated in principle to pay it back. What split the thread was the credibility of the story itself: many pointed out that the math behind a “¥10,000 overpayment in change” doesn’t add up to any plausible real-world payment, while others focused on the technical question of how the store could have identified the customer’s name and phone number in the first place. Combining the personal information registered for a point card with purchase history does make it technically possible for a store to identify a customer, but cases where a cashier’s change mistake gets logged down to “who exactly received it” are, in practice, limited — and the thread never quite nailed down how that gap would be bridged. There was also recurring skepticism about the outlet’s track record of running stories that read as more fiction than fact, leaving it up to readers to decide whether to take this one at face value.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “A supermarket suddenly called to say ‘We gave you ¥10,000 too much in change.’ Is it normal to pay back the full amount?“

  • Apache Tomcat Hit by Maximum-Severity Vulnerability — 5ch: ‘Guess Tom Cat Isn’t Famous After All’

    On October 20, the Apache Software Foundation announced eight vulnerabilities in “Apache Tomcat,” the Java server used to run web applications. CVSS scores reach as high as 9.1, with some rated “CRITICAL,” and the issues can be fixed by updating to v9.0.123, v10.1.61, or v11.0.27. On the forum thread, a wave of posters mistook Tomcat for a plain web server based on the “Apache” name, with some surprised to learn it’s actually a Java servlet container, while others in the field braced for a weekend of emergency work. A few posts speculated about a link to Japan’s My Number ID card system, but these were unsubstantiated guesses rather than confirmed reports.

    On October 20, the Apache Software Foundation (ASF) disclosed a total of eight vulnerabilities in “Apache Tomcat.” They affect the v9, v10, and v11 branches of “Apache Tomcat.” Severity ratings differ between ASF’s own assessment and CVSS 3.1/4.0, but the set includes a vulnerability with a maximum CVSS 3.1/4.0 score of 9.1 (CRITICAL).

    All of the vulnerabilities can be addressed by updating to “Apache Tomcat” v9.0.123, v10.1.61, or v11.0.27, released on October 12. The CVE numbers, severity ratings, and the affected currently-supported versions for each vulnerability are as follows.

    (details omitted)

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    6AnonymousOct 22, 2026 11:49
    The Tomcat server…
    don't stop
    14AnonymousOct 22, 2026 11:53
    Re: #6
    Don't stop, Don't stop the server
    Don't stop, Don't stop the server
    Play me more of that stylish tune
    57AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:11
    Re: #14
    Just a construction gig, after all~ (´・ω・`)♪ (IT work self-deprecatingly compared to manual labor)
    197AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:45
    Re: #14
    Lots of middle-aged guys in here lol
    7AnonymousOct 22, 2026 11:50
    So what's actually the problem here?
    13AnonymousOct 22, 2026 11:52
    Re: #7
    Looks like my weekend shift is confirmed
    19AnonymousOct 22, 2026 11:55
    Re: #13
    So it's not that big a deal then
    103AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:32
    Re: #13
    If I grind through the procedure doc review now,
    I could probably still swing the late-night shift tomorrow… (´・ω:;.:… (trailing off in dread)
    23AnonymousOct 22, 2026 11:57
    Re: #1
    There's been a bunch of CVEs in Apache Tomcat's security library, but
    we don't use anything that fancy, so we're fine

    WebSocket stuff gets CVEs all the time too, but
    we don't use anything that fancy, so we're fine

    We've only got PUT and GET implemented — it's such an outdated, janky system that it's actually safe BECAUSE of that
    135AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:49
    Re: #23
    You don't do JS at all?
    Async POST via Ajax is pretty standard stuff, isn't it?
    27AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:00
    Feeling dumped, so let's rock 'n' roll (title of a 1978 Southern All Stars song)
    30AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:02
    Re: #27
    Ta-ppoi ta-ppoi♪ (nonsense scat-singing syllables)
    41AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:07
    People can broadly be divided into memory-types and thinking-types

    Thought this was just a website issue,
    but then PHP got compromised,
    and now even Apache above it too?
    46AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:08
    Re: #41
    Apache's a different story

    Well, for that one at least you'd hope they'd use nginx, right?
    44AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:07
    Re: #1
    This one's worse than the PHP thing
    51AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:10
    Re: #44
    Wait, really?
    Are a lot of people here thinking it's a web server?

    I guess if you've never touched Java, you wouldn't know "Tom Cat" (nickname for Tomcat)
    73AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:17
    Re: #51
    Oops
    I was just going off reflex there
    Right, it's a servlet
    That knowledge is long gone from my brain now
    Though I'd probably remember if I touched it again
    55AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:11
    PHP
    and
    Tomcat

    basically every server's going down over this
    58AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:11
    Re: #55
    I'll only freak out if 5ch itself goes down
    60AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:12
    Re: #55
    Only the antique relic servers, though
    56AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:11
    Is the 5ch server itself okay?
    63AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:14
    Re: #56
    The 5ch server runs on magnetic tape and COBOL, so it's fine
    74AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:17
    Tomcat… I have some vague memory of it doing some kind of server-related Java thing 20-plus years ago. Is that the one?
    79AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:19
    Re: #74
    Think of it as a kind of go-between for Java. Basically, an API like that comes built into Apache by default — that's roughly the right mental image.
    83AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:20
    Re: #74
    Yeah, back in the J2EE days
    I'm amazed everyone just went along with such a bizarre spec lol
    80AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:19
    Apache too, seriously? Corporate servers everywhere are going to be down for a while
    92AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:25
    Re: #80
    Re: #87
    These guys seem to think it's a web server too~
    Guess "Tom Cat" really isn't famous, huh
    84AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:21
    There are tons and tons of business systems out there built on a Spring Boot + Tomcat + Apache/Nginx stack
    90AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:24
    Re: #84
    Wasn't Boot, but I did touch plain Spring for a bit~ brings back memories
    That was the last time I used Java

    Got reassigned to Node.js right after that though 😓
    87AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:22
    If you count intranet systems too, there's probably 100x more of this than PHP
    110AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:38
    For those of us who already got a My Number card,
    I hope FANZA is okay at least (joking aside — FANZA is a Japanese adult content site, unrelated jab)
    113AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:40
    Re: #110
    Grab your My Number card and run
    116AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:42
    Re: #110
    Having the card doesn't actually raise your risk of something leaking from a server-side vulnerability.
    Even people without the card already have a My Number assigned to them, and it's used across all sorts of data.

    The real risk of holding the physical card is stuff like theft or losing it.
    118AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:42
    If Node.js is no good either, then basically every web service out there is doomed
    124AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:44
    Re: #118
    There's still Ruby…!

    Plus the .NET crowd and the self-styled 'elite' Python types
    129AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:46
    Re: #118
    Welp, the internet's over then

    Re: #124
    Those languages are probably flooded with sloppy code too these days — all "vibe coding" with zero thought given to secure development or quality

    Humanity just wasn't ready for the internet yet
    121AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:43
    Wait, don't tell me the My Number system runs on PHP too? No way, right…?
    I mean, surely the pros handling a top-secret government project wouldn't actually use PHP… right? lol

    Seriously, tell me that's not true… lol
    152AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:00
    Re: #121
    Wasn't it LINE that built the old My Number Portal?
    The subcontracting chain is such a black box that nobody actually knows who's building what anymore, probably
    160AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:07
    Re: #121
    The big-name IT vendors skim off their cut like construction contractors,
    and the people actually writing the code are unmotivated temp workers
    192AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:31
    Re: #121
    I once worked a job migrating Oracle to Postgres
    and Java to PHP

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Apache Tomcat carries the name “Apache,” but it’s actually a separate project from the Apache HTTP Server itself — it’s an application server that runs Java servlets and JSP, not a web server. It’s commonly paired with frameworks like Spring Boot in corporate business systems and government backend infrastructure, and because end users rarely encounter it directly, the thread was full of people admitting they’d mistaken it for a plain web server. A CVSS score of 9.1 means an attack could potentially succeed without authentication, so leaving it unpatched carries serious risk. That said, whether systems tied to Japan’s My Number ID card are actually affected by this vulnerability was never confirmed within the thread — readers should keep in mind that those claims were nothing more than anxious speculation.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Breaking News+) thread “[IT] “Apache Tomcat” Hit by Maximum-Severity “CRITICAL” Vulnerability.”

  • ‘Piracy Is a Crime, Just Give Up’ — Japanese Claim Sparks Foreign Backlash, Ignites 5ch Debate

    A thread on 5ch’s Hardware/Industry board (known as “Geha”) blew up after a Japanese post arguing “If there’s no legal way to play it, just give up — piracy is a crime” drew pushback from overseas users saying “what are you even talking about.” In the thread, many posters mocked the pro-piracy side as “thieves” or “righteous bandits,” while others posted official rules from publishers like Shueisha, Shogakukan, and Kodansha explicitly banning derivative works and unauthorized reposting. At the same time, some pointed out that illegal fansubs contributed to spreading Japanese anime overseas, and opinions split less over whether piracy itself is right or wrong than over where to draw the line on “how much deference should be shown to rights holders.”

    1AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:31
    Oooh
    2AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:34
    I'm just saying don't give up, as long as you stay within what's not a crime.
    3AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:34
    You're getting drunk on the word "never give up," but take a look in the mirror.
    You guys are the thieves here, right?
    7AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:36
    Re: #3
    At least a thief knows he's a thief.
    These guys call themselves "righteous bandits," so there's no getting through to them.
    4AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:35
    Feels like the same root mentality as people looting while calling it a protest.
    6AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:36
    Instead of putting in effort like "learning Japanese and buying the genuine product from Japan (via a proxy purchase),"
    they think "committing an illegal act" counts as never giving up?
    Seriously, what did you even learn from anime?
    8AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:39
    Even the Japanese manga these guys love has villains in it—
    the annoying kind who mistakenly believe they're the good guys.
    9AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:40
    Even if we bend over backwards and say playing pirated copies is unavoidable, don't go claiming it's the right thing to do.
    Play it on the sly.
    And if the rights holder complains, accept it.
    10AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:40
    Kind of rich coming from Japan, where sites like Manga-Mura and illegal free-anime streaming sites used to be rampant.
    The only difference is whether you're open about it — people still illegally download stuff today.
    16AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:42
    Re: #10
    The issue is those guys are being brazen about it, acting like it's some kind of entitled right.
    This isn't a "both sides are equally bad" thing.
    It's more like "the thief has some nerve."
    66AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:20
    Re: #10
    So am I allowed to say it since I've never pirated anything or used Manga-Mura? Don't do it.
    11AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:40
    Can't they understand "do it on the sly, don't announce it"?
    18AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:43
    Re: #11
    That's really just about not wanting to get caught yourself.
    Honestly, it'd be more consistent to openly argue "what I'm doing is illegal right now, but that's because the law is wrong — what I'm doing isn't actually bad" and do it out in the open.
    12AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:41
    With that kind of foreign mindset, new creators never get to grow.
    That's exactly what shows up as the gap in IP between Japan and other countries.
    For good works to flourish, you need a good audience that respects them.
    13AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:41
    If you're going to say "stop it because it's a crime," you'd have to say the same thing about doujinshi (fan-made derivative works) to be consistent.
    And if you're going to talk about "protecting creators," used sales should be made illegal too — and it's fair to point out that even when it's not illegal, you never buy anything used anyway.
    In the end, all you're left with is the feelings-based argument: "doing it openly is bad, do it secretly instead."
    19AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:43
    Re: #13
    Doujinshi only exist because rights holders turn a blind eye (o-mekoboshi) — if they're told to stop, they accept it.
    When Japanese otaku were told not to draw adult art of Uma Musume, they accepted that too.
    15AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:42
    These guys see themselves as Luffy or Naruto, so anyone who opposes them must be the villain lol
    17AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:42
    I guess to these people, even the looting during the riots in France counts as
    the poor's "effort" and "never-give-up action."
    20AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:44
    Used hardware and software are both sold, so just import them.
    You can buy from sellers worldwide on eBay.
    Don't give up on the effort to actually play the game.
    21AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:44
    What exactly did these guys learn from watching Naruto?
    This is genuinely incomprehensible.
    22AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:46
    Re: #1
    If you go digging for the absolute bottom-tier crowd overseas, this is what you get.
    Slums are smelly and dirty no matter what country you're in.
    24AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:46
    It's an unshakeable fact that illegal fansubs contributed to spreading anime to where it is today.
    This isn't even at the level of being up for debate.
    31AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:48
    Re: #19
    All the publishers state outright on their official sites that it's prohibited.

    https://faq.shueisha.co.jp/faq/show/30?site_domain=default
    > We do not grant individuals permission to use our characters or works.
    https://www.shogakukan.co.jp/picture
    > Summarizing and posting copyrighted works from publications or our site, or adapting those works into manga, novels, etc. and posting or distributing them.
    https://www.kodansha.co.jp/inquiry/individual/copyright
    > Using or altering images, manga, characters, etc. from publications or our website to create and post your own illustrations, parodies, images, etc.
    https://www.bn-pictures.co.jp/contact/copyright.html
    > Even novels or illustrations you created yourself based on Bandai Namco Pictures works may not be used online unless we have granted permission.
    97AnonymousOct 22, 2026 15:06
    Re: #31
    It's written right there — are you a foreigner who can't read Japanese?
    44AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:01
    There are plenty of cases of people getting arrested for piracy overseas too.
    Why are they acting so bold about it?
    53AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:06
    Re: #44
    Italy's apparently especially strict about it — a YouTuber who showed off an emulator console got arrested there.
    61AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:18
    Instead of "just give up," shouldn't the message be "take it up with the manufacturer"?
    87AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:46
    Re: #61
    No good — they'll just get cocky.
    Shutting them up with regional restrictions ("this-country-only" blocks) is basically Steam's way of teaching a lesson.
    70AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:23
    Japan had it bad too — back in the DS/PSP era when "anti-corporate" (ken-mo) sentiment was rampant, piracy was at its peak.
    It's only because those people got absolutely hammered with criticism that things are the way they are now.
    100AnonymousOct 22, 2026 15:09
    Re: #70
    That's often said, but at least on Geha, both piracy and the "must-buy-everything" crowd were harshly rejected.
    That's why Sony's "we don't care about piracy" comment during the PSP era got slammed, and why people cheered when pirated copies of Dragon Quest V got stuck unable to reach Vista Port (an anti-piracy measure built into the game).
    73AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:26
    Overseas, big corporations are seen as the embodiment of capitalist evil exploiting the masses, and Japanese people who blindly obey those corporations are seen as corporate lapdogs groveling like slaves.
    So to foreigners, spreading piracy feels like a Robin Hood-style act.
    77AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:29
    Re: #73
    That's a story about the poor, though.
    75AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:27
    It's basically saying there's no sense of order at the root of it…
    And that tracks if you look at the riots and looting that piggyback on protests.
    It boils down to a mindset where, regardless of crime or law, whatever's good for me is justice.
    99AnonymousOct 22, 2026 15:08
    Re: #1
    This Chinese guy was pretty cool about it.

    Basically his point is: "Anime has been giving modern France's negative image a boost and spreading it in a positive light — don't you feel any gratitude for that?"
    Now that you mention it, you'd have to go all the way back to the Osomatsu-kun era to find a time France was praised unreservedly. Come to think of it, Japanese anime has played kind of an influencer role, for better and worse.

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    Under copyright law, reproducing and distributing pirated material is, as a rule, illegal both in Japan and abroad, and the publishers’ bans on derivative use cited in the thread are grounded in that same principle. On the other hand, the view that “illegal fansubs were one factor in spreading Japanese anime overseas” is a narrative often repeated in overseas fandoms, but it’s worth noting that how much it actually boosted legitimate distribution is hard to verify, and it doesn’t excuse illegal activity. What split opinion in the thread wasn’t the rightness or wrongness of piracy itself, but where to draw the line on attitude — whether you should quietly accept it when rights holders object, and whether openly declaring and justifying it is the real problem. Some also questioned the consistency with doujinshi culture, but doujinshi exist on the basis of rights holders’ de facto tolerance (so-called “turning a blind eye”), which puts them in a different legal position from piracy.

    ※This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (Hardware/Industry, “Geha”) thread “[Sad News] Japanese people: “If there’s no way to play it, give up! Piracy is a crime” Foreigners: “What are these guys even saying…😰”“.

  • Juice=Juice to Appear on Amazon Music’s ‘Otobuzz #2,’ Streaming October 29

    It’s been revealed that Juice=Juice, of Hello! Project, will appear in episode 2 of “Amazon Music presents Otobuzz,” the music variety show streaming on Amazon’s Prime Video. The episode drops October 29 (Thursday). The show is hosted by Chocolate Planet and Kitayama Hiroshi, and features guests collaborating on an original song across all six episodes; the first episode featured KO1KEYZ, Kobukuro, and ≠ME. On 5ch’s Hello! Project board, reactions were split over how the booking came about and what Amazon’s angle might be.

    1AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:55
    From 10/29 (Thu)~
    Amazon Music presents "Otobuzz #2"
    #juicejuice #ジュースジュース #ハロプロ #Helloproject
    8AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:00
    Wasn't Juice=Juice supposed to be on the agency's bad side and getting sidelined? — Oyaki-jii
    Spare me the fanfic about them landing this on merit
    The agency could just turn the offer down if that were true
    32AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:27
    Re: #8
    It's because the offer came from Amazon's side
    10AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:11
    The new-concept music variety show "Amazon Music presents Otobuzz" will stream exclusively on Prime Video starting October 22, 2026. Hosted by Chocolate Planet and Kitayama Hiroshi, the six-episode series takes on challenges like creating original songs together with its guests.

    Show overview
    Premiere date: October 22, 2026 (Thursday)
    Platform: Prime Video (viewable with just an Amazon account, no Prime membership required)
    Hosts: Chocolate Planet (Osada Shohei, Matsuo Shun), Kitayama Hiroshi
    Format: 6 episodes total
    11AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:13
    https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/ffb0ef10c5d0c17e2d4bac07706b266fa1c080e7
    "Amazon Music presents Otobuzz" is a six-episode music variety show hosted by Chocolate Planet and Kitayama Hiroshi. Each episode brings together artists spanning different generations and genres for talk segments and live performances. The show also follows Chocolate Planet as they take on writing an original song — Osada Shohei and Matsuo Shun pick up tips and advice from their guests along the way, then perform the finished track in the final episode, Episode 6. The first episode features three guests: KO1KEYZ, Kobukuro, and ≠ME.
    18AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:19
    #2: HY, Juice=Juice, SWEET STEADY
    19AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:20
    In the next-episode preview, Danbara, Kudo, and Ishiyama are in the studio
    23AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:22
    Guess they really are generating some buzz after all
    26AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:24
    I already have Hulu and now I need Prime Video too?
    27AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:25
    Streaming really is the way of the times now
    28AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:25
    I watch boxing, so Prime Video's a must for me
    29AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:26
    The 29th, huh
    That's literally Juice=Juice Day (2-9 can be read as a pun on "juice")
    37AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:29
    Things are getting heated, lol
    Someone's salty, lol
    38AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:31
    The number of 'abooned' (filtered/hidden) posts equals the number of bitter tears shed…
    42AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:31
    Thursday's also when new Hulu episodes drop
    When exactly am I supposed to sleep
    49AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:36
    Program streaming on Prime Video is available to anyone with an Amazon account, regardless of whether they have a Prime membership.

    https://prt
    imes.jp/main/html/rd/p/000002199.000004612.html
    53AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:49
    Unreleased talk footage and exclusive talk segments can be watched over on Amazon Music
    66AnonymousOct 22, 2026 15:13
    It'd be great if I don't need a Prime membership for this, but it does make me wonder what Amazon's actual angle is
    67AnonymousOct 22, 2026 15:17
    It's not just "some" buzz, they're genuinely blowing up lol
    Otherwise the ones getting booked on Eight-Jam would've been Stardust acts like Tokisen (Tokimeki Sendenbu), you know
    Same logic applies here

    Background and Talking Points

    “Otobuzz” is an original music variety show produced by Amazon Music, exclusive to Prime Video, with its six-episode run kicking off on October 22, 2026. The two members of Chocolate Planet and Kitayama Hiroshi serve as hosts, working with each episode’s guests to build an original song that gets completed by the finale. The first episode’s guests were KO1KEYZ, Kobukuro, and ≠ME, and Episode 2 has now been set with Juice=Juice, HY, and SWEET STEADY. What split the thread was whether Juice=Juice’s booking came down to the group’s own standing, or simply an offer from Amazon’s side. The October 29 air date also became a talking point among fans, since “29” can be read as a pun on “juice” (goroawase), giving it a second meaning as “Juice Day.” The fact that watching Prime Video’s shows doesn’t require an actual Prime membership — just an Amazon account — also came up, particularly in relation to viewers who already subscribe to Hulu.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “[Breaking] Juice=Juice Confirmed to Appear on Amazon Music presents “Otobuzz #2” キタ━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!!“

  • Naked Blind Snake Rolls to Escape at 4x Normal Speed — Toho University Explains How

    The naked blind snake, found in Southeast Asia and elsewhere, was already known for a strange escape trick: when it meets a predator, it curls its body into a ring and rolls forward like it’s somersaulting, fleeing at four times its normal speed. A research team including members from Toho University analyzed this motion in detail and found that the snake pulls off this high-speed escape by keeping its head steady and pointed in the direction of travel the entire time it’s rolling. On the 5ch Science News+ board, commenters looking at actual footage wondered whether the snake was “jumping more than rolling,” with some hoping for applications in snake-like robots, while plenty of others were simply amazed that a living creature had evolved wheel-like movement at all.

    Snake that rolls away to escape: Toho University and others solve the mystery of its high-speed movement

    The “naked blind snake,” found in Southeast Asia and elsewhere, displays a rare behavior: when it encounters a predator, it curls its body into a ring and rolls forward like it’s somersaulting to make a quick getaway.

    A research team including Toho University analyzed this motion in detail and revealed that by keeping its head stabilized and facing forward the whole time, the snake achieves speeds four times faster than its normal pace.

    Source: mainichi.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousOct 21, 2026 00:52
    Actual footage
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhGKpyDK9n0

    They call it "rolling," but honestly it's basically jumping.
    3AnonymousOct 21, 2026 00:55
    Bipeds, quadrupeds, multi-legged wheel rigs, tank treads — all kinds of robots are being researched, but on land the strongest might just be a snake-shaped robot.
    4AnonymousOct 21, 2026 00:56
    Sounds like it's doing a nonstop forward breakfall roll (a judo-style tumble) at full speed.
    6AnonymousOct 21, 2026 01:57
    This snake's escape speed is… four times normal!!
    There's no way that's possible!!! (riffing on Char Aznable's famous Gundam line about his custom mobile suit being "three times faster than normal")
    7AnonymousOct 21, 2026 02:08
    Didn't read the article and pictured something like a pencil rolling — turns out it's nothing like that at all.
    8AnonymousOct 21, 2026 02:25
    Seeing this, I guess snakes really can launch themselves at you from up in a tree — not just fall on you by accident.
    9AnonymousOct 21, 2026 02:45
    Looks exactly like a rubber tube rolling around all by itself.
    10AnonymousOct 21, 2026 02:47
    Never even heard of Toho University before, but like… so what if they figured this out lmaooo
    12AnonymousOct 21, 2026 04:53
    There's still so much we don't know out there, huh.
    13AnonymousOct 21, 2026 05:58
    Is it "naked"?
    Is it a "turtle"?
    Or is it a "snake"? (the species name sounds like it could be parsed as all three)
    14AnonymousOct 21, 2026 06:23
    "Four times the normal speed?!"
    15AnonymousOct 21, 2026 06:46
    Oh, it's vertical, not horizontal.
    16AnonymousOct 21, 2026 07:16
    Baldy McUseless Snake (a pun twisting one syllable of the species' actual name)
    17AnonymousOct 21, 2026 07:30
    More like Skin-Turtle-Snake (writing the name out with joke kanji for "skin," "turtle," and "snake")
    18AnonymousOct 21, 2026 10:09
    Cheers to a fresh bit of 21st-century science!
    19AnonymousOct 21, 2026 10:32
    It's obvious wheels are a highly efficient way to get around.
    So it's entirely plausible a creature could pick up that trait through evolution.
    Humans, though, evolved to use tools instead.
    21AnonymousOct 21, 2026 11:11
    What I think is genuinely impressive here is that the head, sitting right on the central axis, barely changes height at all — if you just track the head, it's moving in almost a straight line.
    22AnonymousOct 21, 2026 12:30
    Faster than slapping on red paint and a horn! (another nod to Char Aznable's red, horned custom mobile suit — said to be 3x faster — from Gundam)
    23AnonymousOct 21, 2026 13:22
    It's him…
    He's arrived. (the "Red Comet has appeared" Gundam meme, right on cue)
    24AnonymousOct 21, 2026 14:08
    Just as expected, the thread's wall-to-wall Gundam jokes — good to know some things never change.
    25AnonymousOct 21, 2026 16:13
    Watched the video and it was like four times faster than I'd imagined.
    26AnonymousOct 21, 2026 18:25
    Some things you just don't want to admit…
    like a mistake born of being an amphibian. (parodying Char's famous line about "a mistake born of my own youth" — though snakes are reptiles, not amphibians, which is part of the joke)
    27AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:52
    Probably an adaptation suited to its habitat — keeping its face in the same spot while twisting its body and rolling down.
    It's not that its gait evolved; it discovered an outside force — inertia — and basically invented the wheel.
    28AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:58
    If its scales developed enough to give it a kick strong enough to climb slopes, it might end up chasing down prey while spinning, just like the Droidekas (Destroyer Droids) from Star Wars Episode I.
    29AnonymousOct 21, 2026 20:14
    If it's going to be a signature move, at least give it a name — something gymnastics-style, lol.
    30AnonymousOct 21, 2026 20:40
    A snake that gets around by rolling — that's exactly the old legend of the nozuchi yokai (a stubby snake-like spirit said to tumble down hills).
    Makes you wonder if Japan once had its own version of this kind of snake.
    31AnonymousOct 21, 2026 20:57
    Re: #30
    Nozuchi: a short, fat snake that rolls as if tumbling down a slope.

    So actually pretty different from the naked blind snake, which looks more like an evolved version of ordinary slithering.
    32AnonymousOct 21, 2026 23:16
    Seems like it could score pretty well on floor exercise — its form's nice and stable.
    33AnonymousOct 22, 2026 07:48
    Snake, read here as "jaa" (playing on the kanji's alternate reading, drawn out like a dramatic sound effect)
    34AnonymousOct 22, 2026 08:03
    Char: "I daresay… it is a snake!!" (parodying his iconic Gundam line "I daresay — you are scum!!")
    35AnonymousOct 22, 2026 08:09
    So it keeps its face locked facing forward the whole time, huh.
    36AnonymousOct 22, 2026 11:39
    Pan-ja-ndrum (nonsense wordplay mashing up "panda," the kanji for "snake" read as "ja," and "Pandora")
    37AnonymousOct 22, 2026 12:50
    Skin-turtle-snake?
    Naked-eye-snake?
    38AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:45
    Re: #37
    Apparently "naked-eye" refers to the fact that its eyes are covered over by scales.
    39AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:37
    FF16 had a monster that curled into a ring and rolled around too, but the real snake looks a lot harder to land a hit on.
    40AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:54
    "This is no mere snake — a snake!!"
    …wait, was that a different character's line? (riffing on Gundam's famous "This is not a Zaku, a Zaku!!")

    Background and key points of discussion

    The naked blind snake is a species found in Southeast Asia and elsewhere. Its unusual escape method — curling its body into a ring and rolling forward like a somersault — had been known for some time, but exactly how it managed to move so fast without losing its balance wasn’t well understood. A research team including Toho University filmed and analyzed the motion, revealing that the snake stabilizes itself by keeping its head locked toward the direction of travel throughout the roll, letting it hit speeds four times faster than its normal crawl. In the thread, commenters debated whether wheel-like locomotion could plausibly arise through evolution and speculated about possible robotics applications. Some posters also pointed out a resemblance to the Japanese yokai legend of the “nozuchi,” a snake said to roll like a tumbling log, though another reply clarified that its shape and manner of movement differ — worth noting it’s a separate creature from the naked blind snake studied here.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Science News+) thread “[Biology] Capable of moving 4x faster than normal — rolling escape-artist snake “naked blind snake” mystery solved, Toho University and others.”