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  • Coach Moriyasu: ‘September/October squad will basically be the World Cup lineup’ — plans to call up Itakura too

    Japan national team coach Hajime Moriyasu spoke to reporters on the 13th after scouting the Urawa–Okayama match at Saitama Stadium, saying that the squad for the September/October series would “basically be the same members selected for the World Cup.” His reasoning: only two and a half months have passed since the World Cup ended, so dramatic changes in that time seem unlikely. He also said he intends to call up Ko Itakura, who is reportedly leaning toward declining his Asian Cup selection, saying “I’m thinking of calling him up.” In the 5ch Geinou/Sports Breaking News+ thread, while some voiced frustration at the continued reliance on the same faces, others questioned the consistency of the selection criteria and expressed concern over the thin pool of goalkeeper and captain candidates.

    Sports Nippon

    [ September 13, 2026, 21:07 ]

    Japan national team coach Hajime Moriyasu spoke to reporters after scouting the Urawa–Okayama match at Saitama Stadium on the 13th, saying of the September/October activities: “I think it’ll basically be the members we picked for the World Cup. Because it’s only been a few months since the World Cup ended. Over two and a half months — how dramatically can things really change? I want to watch how the J.League season and the openings of the overseas leagues go, and call up whichever players suit the team. Looking at it neutrally, I want to build the team factoring in both who’s best right now and who fits where we’re heading in the future.”

    Source: sponichi.co.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:21
    Itakura's been terrible lately — is it because he got married?
    6AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:21
    After watching today's match, he must be itching to call up Nishikawa.
    16AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:24
    Re: #6
    Fine by me, Zion (goalkeeper Zion Suzuki) got a rest
    7AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:21
    Yeah, this is hopeless 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    10AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:22
    So Machino's getting the call too — c'mon Poichi (nickname for coach Moriyasu), don't let us down.
    12AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:23
    Poichi's brand of football
    I'm honestly sick of Poichi's same old crew (his "itsumen")
    he's been doing this for 8 years now
    13AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:23
    Re: #1
    For the Europe-based guys, getting called up for the Asian Cup is nothing but a hassle, right?
    Why does this guy keep inconveniencing the players?
    108AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:07
    Re: #13
    But if we don't win here, there's no chance to boost the FIFA ranking, right? And if the ranking doesn't go up, our odds of topping the group stage drop, so we end up losing the first knockout match anyway.
    15AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:24
    Calling him up when he clearly doesn't want to go — isn't that basically harassment?
    Seriously nasty personality, and yet he's dead soft on himself.
    17AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:24
    I really wanted to see Kota Sano get picked, and he's left out…
    18AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:24
    A normal manager calls up the guy who got cut but is playing well,
    over the guy who made the World Cup squad but hasn't done anything.
    19AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:27
    Calling up Itakura when he's in a genuinely awful state right now is basically harassment.

    He's supposed to be using the international break to help rebuild the team, but he's not thinking about that at all.
    31AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:30
    There were players he didn't call up citing "league level" or "condition,"
    yet he calls up others regardless — Moriyasu's logic just doesn't add up.
    32AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:30
    Why does Poichi keep coming to watch Okayama matches, there's nobody there worth calling up…
    Is Fagiano Okayama his reference team for the three-back system or something?
    33AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:31
    I hear Itakura's club is getting a new manager — wouldn't it be better to leave him out and let him train with the club instead?
    34AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:32
    Surely Kota Sano counts as one of the exceptions, right?
    35AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:32
    There's no way we win the Asian Cup like this.
    No way the overseas players get motivated for a January tournament that isn't even an official international match date.
    Their starting spot at their own club matters more to them.
    36AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:32
    Here we go again, wearing them out for nothing 😔
    37AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:32
    Well, Moriyasu's only sticking around through the Asian Cup anyway,
    so there's no need to rebuild the team from scratch at this point.
    About the only new blood would be bringing in Kota Sano.
    39AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:33
    Moriyasu: "Man, I'd love to see Haruna Kawaguchi."
    40AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:36
    He's already not at national-team level, and in four years it'll be even worse — and you're calling up a guy who's already said he wants to skip the Asian Cup?
    41AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:36
    Why did they let this guy keep the job, seriously?
    50AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:39
    Will he get picked?

    ◆ Valencia — Ryunosuke Sato 2 ◆
    https://kizuna.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/football/1789213285/
    54AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:42
    Re: #50
    Apparently Valencia right now is nothing but bad players, so Sato's probably starting to regret ending up at such a crap club…
    55AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:42
    Honestly, other than Zion (Suzuki), there's hardly anyone I want to watch.
    Factoring in potential, a surprise call-up for Mitsuiji might not be a bad idea.
    61AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:44
    Re: #55
    No way he gets called up, and no way he plays even if he does.
    84AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:55
    I have zero interest in watching the Asian Cup.
    Ratings are probably going to be brutal.
    92AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:58
    Re: #84
    This mystery guy over here worrying about TV ratings lol
    88AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:56
    What are they gonna do about goalkeeper?
    Hayakawa and Osako are getting torn apart even in the J.League.
    Osako isn't even playing at all.
    90AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:57
    Re: #88
    Osako played yesterday, did you not know that?
    91AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:57
    There's no captain material left.
    Itakura might not make it to the next cycle age-wise,
    and Doan's age is a tough spot too.
    98AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:00
    Re: #91
    The iron man, Kaishu Sano
    94AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:58
    It's just the Asian Cup, so they don't really need to call up Haruna Kawaguchi's husband, right?
    Maya Yoshida should be fine.
    99AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:00
    Re: #94
    Well, I don't think there's much difference in ability either way.

    Background and key points of this discussion

    The Asian Cup falls outside FIFA’s official international match dates, so call-ups for Europe-based players are heavily subject to their clubs’ circumstances — regardless of a player’s own wishes, he may be forced to withdraw if his club won’t release him. Itakura’s reported “intention to decline” may be tied to this same kind of situation. Where opinion split in the thread was over whether Moriyasu is right not to shake up the lineup much so soon after the World Cup. Some criticized the continued reliance on the same “usual crew” (itsumen) as unimaginative, while others defended it, arguing that demanding dramatic change just two and a half months after the World Cup is asking too much. There was also concern about the consistency of the selection criteria and the thin pool of goalkeeper and captain candidates.

    *This article is compiled as excerpts and a summary from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports Breaking News+) thread “[Soccer] Coach Moriyasu: September/October squad “basically the members picked for the World Cup” — plans to call up Itakura, who reportedly intends to decline the Asian Cup, too.”

  • 5ch Online Drinking Party Thread Buzzes with MBTI Tests and Fan Art

    A thread titled ‘Online Drinking Party’ popped up on Japan’s 5ch VIP board, where anonymous posters chatted away while sharing everything from their drink and cigarette brands to MBTI test results and photos of their own fan art and figure photography. The conversation had no fixed theme, ranging freely from guessing each other’s MBTI types to a liquor brand that had reportedly come back into stock after a supply gap, to how rough everyone felt the morning after overdoing it. Opinions on MBTI itself were split, with some calling it ‘fun as a conversation topic’ while others kept their distance, comparing it to ‘blood-type fortune-telling’ or chalking it up to the Barnum effect — reflecting a broader gap in how seriously people take their results.

    1AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:29
    Everyone come on in
    10AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:33
    Drank way too much yesterday and had a headache, so I'm keeping it light today
    15AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:33
    Re: #10
    Maybe don't chase it with more booze (just saying)
    17AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:34
    Re: #14
    American Spirits
    20AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:37
    Re: #17
    Cigarettes, huh — I kind of want something tasty and veggie-based instead
    48AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:55
    Re: #17
    Are you drinking on the ground?
    46AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:54
    Been watching a YouTube channel lately that draws stories personifying MBTI types
    49AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:55
    Re: #46
    What's that?
    By the way, I'm this one
    53AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:56
    Re: #49
    Someone called Yamada Momonga
    By the way, on that channel INTPs get treated like weirdos
    56AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:57
    58AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:59
    Re: #56
    Is this me?
    I'm short and skinny with no muscle, but somehow still flabby
    60AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:00
    Re: #57
    It's fine, there's plenty of purple types here (MBTI sites color the 'Analyst' group purple)
    By the way, I'm ENFP-T, the Campaigner (green)
    62AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:03
    Re: #60
    I guess there really are a lot of purple types among VIPPERs, huh?
    I hear 'Campaigner' a lot~
    Lots of good people, that type
    64AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:04
    Re: #62
    Thanks


    66AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:05
    Re: #64
    Quit eating GODIVA chocolate or whatever!

    67AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:06
    Re: #66
    Don't go staring at the ENFP! lol
    My dear father was kind enough to buy it for me (said in exaggeratedly posh, 'ojou-sama' speech)
    71AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:09
    Time to draw a pic! (said with a cutesy speech tic)
    74AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:10
    Re: #71
    What kind of picture?
    I joined the art club even though I'd never drawn back in college lol
    77AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:12
    Re: #74
    I draw all sorts of things



    78AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:13
    Re: #77
    Too cute, I'm cracking up
    You're really good!
    76AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:12
    I think of MBTI as about as reliable as blood-type fortune-telling, but I never get anything but INTP
    Glad to hear Drambuie's back in stock
    But I'm getting to where I can't drink like I used to
    80AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:20
    Re: #76
    If you think of it as just fortune-telling, maybe the result changes after a few drinks
    Still fun though
    83AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:23
    Re: #76
    Same as me lol
    I used to get INTJ
    Couldn't escape the purple types either way
    Didn't realize Drambuie had gone out of stock
    I remember drinking it somewhere a long time ago
    79AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:19
    Re: #78
    Thanks!
    Drawing cute characters is tough, huh
    I do figure photography too



    87AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:27
    Honestly, too many MBTI questions depend on the situation, so it's not all that reliable if you ask me
    Probably just the Barnum effect (vague statements that feel personally true to everyone)
    89AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:28
    Re: #87
    Totally get that
    Honestly you can't really tell unless you actually meet someone or talk on a call
    That's when you start picking up on it from their vibe
    91AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:29
    Re: #87
    I don't think it decides everything, though
    It's a fun topic to talk about, so I'm actually pretty into it
    94AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:32
    This was mine!
    95AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:33
    The Alluring Romance Monster

    96AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:35
    Re: #95
    You seem like a total extrovert ("yokya")! You rascal!
    97AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:38
    Re: #96
    I've been living my life thinking I was an introvert, though
    Once I fall for someone I go all in! I just end up coming on way too strong because I like them so much!

    This site's got a bunch of fun tests, wanna try this one too?
    https://hitostat.com/ja/tests/extrovert-test
    98AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:41
    Re: #97
    I always pictured 'Romance Monster' as the bubbly, peppy type
    Got a pretty middling score on the extrovert scale, though
    99AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:44
    Re: #98
    Right in the middle — an 'ambivert,' I guess (a joking in-between of the slang terms for 'extrovert' and 'introvert')
    100AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:44
    103AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:45
    Re: #100
    Isn't this one pretty pricey?
    114AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:49

    Cracking up at the 'baby-chan' one
    117AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:50
    Re: #114
    Ha, the femme fatale type
    Total masochist, maybe?
    122AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:51
    Re: #114
    Ha, same as my ex
    139AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:59
    Right now


    140AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:59
    Re: #139
    Oh, açaí
    That's healthy — is it tasty?
    143AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:00
    Re: #139
    Quit trying to get a head start on being healthy
    149AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:03
    This song came on a few days ago and I haven't stopped listening since
    Can't remember the title or the artist's name, though

    Background and Talking Points

    MBTI (the 16-type personality test) has become a well-established topic on Japanese online forums in recent years, and this thread naturally fell into a rhythm of posters showing off their results. That said, the test is ultimately just a self-reported questionnaire, not a measure with established psychological validity. The thread captured both skeptical takes — comparing it to ‘blood-type fortune-telling’ or chalking it up to the Barnum effect — and enthusiastic ones calling it ‘a fun conversation topic,’ illustrating how this kind of personality test tends to get consumed online. It’s also worth noting that ‘Online Drinking Party’ threads pop up periodically on 5ch’s VIP board as a kind of recurring tradition, where anonymous posters chat about drinks, hobbies, and their own artwork.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (VIP) thread “This Is the VIPPER Online Drinking Party Venue.”

  • New Idolmaster Title Confirmed in Development for Switch 2 — 5ch Cheers: ‘Glad It’s a One-Time Purchase’

    News broke on social media that a new title in the Idolmaster series is in development, sparking a thread on 5ch’s Hardware & Industry board (Geha). Some posters speculated that “the announcement was made independently rather than during a Nintendo Direct because development has only just started.” Given the persistent demand for handheld consoles in the otome game market, many in the thread argued there’s “no real option besides Switch/Switch 2,” while others were more skeptical, saying things like “only the flagship titles actually sell” and “it’s always the minor titles that get dumped on Switch” — a mix of anticipation and doubt.

    [Game Info]

    ☆┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈☆

    🎊 Breaking News! 🎊

    Source: x.com / Original post here

    5AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:06
    Weird that they didn't announce this at a Nintendo Direct
    10AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:08
    Re: #5
    Maybe it's just a 'development has started' notice, so it's too early to save for a Direct?
    9AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:08
    Well if it's aimed at women, Switch is really the only option
    12AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:09
    Lots of tweets saying they're happy it's a one-time purchase, not some gacha cash grab
    14AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:10
    Switch has plenty of female users and otome game fans, so this should sell
    16AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:10
    Otome games pop up near the top of the digital sales charts pretty often, so there's clearly demand
    19AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:12
    Yeah, if it's an otome game, Switch 2 is really the only choice
    20AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:12
    Guess even Bandai Namco doesn't feel obligated to otome games anymore
    Though they'll probably still put out a mobile version
    21AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:12
    Wish they'd hurry up and port the older Idolmaster games to Switch already
    23AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:12
    Wait, that's a guy
    Are they messing with us?
    63AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:25
    Re: #23-24
    The reasons SideM gets hate: (1) the character designs are mediocre (wish they'd had a female artist do them), (2) the voice acting for the elementary-school-age group 'Mofumofuen' is lackluster (would've preferred female voice actors), and (3) it keeps crossing over with the female-idol side of Idolmaster (if they're going to do crossovers, keep them within SideM).
    25AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:13
    Back in the day Vita was the ultimate otome game console
    But dumbass Sony abandoned its customers, so Nintendo swooped in and scooped them all up
    83AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:33
    Re: #25
    Wonder why the 3DS never became the go-to console for otome games
    26AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:13
    Just do the usual thing, right? The rhythm game ("ongee," likely shorthand for onge/音ゲー)?
    39AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:17
    Even compared to otome-adjacent titles like Touken Ranbu or Tokimeki Memorial, this is way too late
    There was never any option besides Switch
    Guess 'Kutaragi Jr.'s' influence (a jab at Sony/PlayStation leadership) is fading
    105AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:53
    Re: #39
    The fact that it's not being developed by Bandai Namco Studios suggests they're still deferring to SIE (Sony)
    55AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:20
    Re: #10
    Not really any different from Persona 6 though
    109AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:57
    Re: #55
    It's not exactly on Persona's level though…
    66AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:27
    Re: #43
    Every D3 Publisher title releasing from September onward is on Switch 1/2 except Earth Defense Force 6.2
    71AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:29
    Re: #66
    Oh, so they're not even an ally anymore
    If anything, they're the enemy now
    76AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:31
    Vita used to be the home for these kinds of games
    Guess now that role belongs to Switch and Switch 2
    77AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:32
    Re: #76
    There weren't really any users for it, so it was never a 'home' for anything
    86AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:34
    So it's coming out on Switch 2
    I figured games like this would keep releasing only on the old hardware for a while even after the next-gen console launched
    90AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:36
    Re: #86
    Because they can't stay on the original Switch forever — they need to make the transition
    88AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:35
    Haven't heard the Idolmaster name in a while
    96AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:45
    Re: #88
    The previous title was a multiplatform PS4/Steam release in 2021
    First week sales were 15,597 units
    94AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:41
    Here we go again — only the titles that don't sell get dumped on Switch
    100AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:48
    Re: #94
    All anyone actually wants is Cinderella Girls Starlight Stage (Deresute) though
    97AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:46
    Handhelds are valued for games aimed at women because you can play without family members seeing the screen
    102AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:50
    Re: #97
    Same goes for gal games (dating sims aimed at men), honestly
    108AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:56
    Re: #106
    I heard male characters vary too much in build, which makes it hard to design shared outfits for them
    114AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:09
    Re: #108
    That's just as true for the female idols too — they range from like 130cm to 180cm

    Background and Key Points

    What was reported this time appears to be an announcement that development has begun, not a confirmed release — details on the release date and supported hardware were not yet finalized as of this thread. In the otome game market, handheld consoles have historically been preferred because players don’t want people around them seeing the screen; PS Vita used to fill that role, and several posters in the thread argued that since Vita’s discontinuation, the Nintendo Switch family has taken over that position. The Idolmaster franchise also has a main series centered on female idols and a spin-off series centered on male idols, and fan expectations are divided depending on which direction this new title ends up taking.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware & Industry (Geha)) thread “[Breaking] Idolmaster’s Newest Title Confirmed for Release on Switch 2.”

  • Cocomi Claps Back at Photo-Editing Accusations: “Sad People” — Netizens Cheer

    On September 12, flutist Cocomi used her Instagram Stories to push back against accusations that a photo with her younger sister, model and actress Koki,, had been digitally altered. The claims arose over a picture taken during a work trip to Venice, Italy, with Koki,; Cocomi dismissed whoever raised the accusation as a “sad person.” On the 5ch “Geinou/Sports News+” thread, the firm response drew praise such as “so cool” and “that’s seriously convincing,” while other posters mockingly invoked her famous parents, Takuya Kimura and Shizuka Kudo, and cooler-headed commenters brought up the pair’s long history of being accused of photo editing.

    Cocomi shuts down “photo-editing” accusations over sister’s post with “sad person” — netizens praise her

    On September 12, flutist Cocomi updated her Instagram Stories, directly pushing back against “photo-editing” accusations aimed at her and her younger sister, model and actress Koki,.

    That same day, Cocomi posted photos to Instagram from a work trip to Venice, Italy with Koki,, captioning them “As her personal photographer,” and sharing shots of herself photographing her sister.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    5AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:51
    I think it's sadder that the whole family photoshops everything to hell.
    8AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:53
    I'm Team Cocomi.
    20AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:00
    Re: #8
    Didn't know that was even a thing.
    Guess I'll be Team Koki, then.
    13AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:58
    Just relabel "slapped a label on it" as "cut them down" or "shut them down"
    and boom, instant win!
    What a cheap trick.
    14AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:58
    The older kid's starting to act like actual royalty.
    17AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:59
    >7cm platform soles

    Elevator shoes, just like dad. Sneaky lifts really do run in the family.
    18AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:00
    Has anyone here actually heard this person play the flute?
    22AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:01
    Re: #18
    Yeah, I've heard her plenty of times on TV Asahi's "Untitled Concert" (a classical music program).
    32AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:04
    Everyone already knows she photoshops the hell out of everything,

    so why did she suddenly lose it and go ballistic over this one?
    42AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:09
    Re: #32
    Probably some hater with iffy genes of their own who snapped at the word "genes" and is now desperately trying to stoke the flames.
    35AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:04
    I guess the point is the camera did the editing on its own, not that she did it on purpose.
    36AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:05
    Denying the editing when editing is literally all she does seems like a bad move to me…
    39AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:07
    Cocomi looks meek, but she's got that quietly-never-backs-down kind of tough personality.
    Pick a fight with her on Instagram and she'll hit back tenfold.
    71AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:22
    Re: #39
    The droopy eyes, droopy eyebrows, and stubborn streak are all very Shizuka (her mother).
    Cocomi's an otaku, but she snaps at internet users a lot.
    46AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:13
    It's fine to actually get angry when it's called for.
    50AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:16
    Re: #46
    Even though she's the one who edits photos? lol
    47AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:14
    Re: #42
    Huh?
    No no, come on…lol
    I'm asking why this daughter of Kimutaku, who photoshops nonstop, is flustered and shaking with rage over this.
    51AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:17
    Re: #47
    Lol, someone really got hit hard by that "genes" comment.
    48AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:14
    The harder you push back, the less convincing you look.
    Ignore whatever people say, keep quietly putting in the work,
    and only once the years pass and people naturally come to recognize you does it actually carry any weight.
    49AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:15
    Eh, it's probably just AI doing the editing on its own.
    52AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:20
    Good on her for actually spelling out that it's the 7cm platform soles and the camera angle.
    54AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:23
    Decided to go with a trolling style.
    Gets better engagement, doesn't it.
    56AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:35
    Just turn off the comments section on your blog already.
    57AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:36
    Is clapping back supposed to look cool?
    Whether she edits her photos or not is her own business —
    she could've just ignored it.

    Background and Talking Points

    Accusations of photo editing follow celebrities constantly on social media, and claims about slimmed-down legs or a smaller face are nothing new. What stood out this time was that Cocomi herself fired back directly, and many on the thread voiced support for her “firm stance.” At the same time, a skeptical view persisted, since the sisters’ posts have drawn editing accusations before, prompting some to ask, “isn’t denying it now a bit contradictory?” Having famous parents — father Takuya Kimura and mother Shizuka Kudo — only amplifies this dynamic, since the sisters’ every move tends to get read either generously or critically, and this episode played out along exactly those lines.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Entertainment] Cocomi shuts down “photo-editing” accusations over sister’s post — netizens praise her: “So cool,” “That’s seriously convincing”.”

  • Nagano: “We Need to Sort Out the Line Between Idols and Comedians” — Comedian Takes Aim at STARTO’s Variety Show Takeover

    Comedian Nagano put forward a proposal to improve television on TBS’s “Weekly Sanma and Matsuko,” which aired on the 13th, arguing that STARTO ENTERTAINMENT (formerly Johnny’s Entertainment) appears too often on variety shows and that the roles of idols and comedians should be sorted out. On the same program, Matsuko Deluxe also voiced frustration with “comedians who get laughs by teasing idols.”

    On 5channel, the discussion focused less on whether people agreed with the proposal itself and more on the fact that Nagano has close ties to former Johnny’s talent, including co-starring with them in films, along with comments looking back at the power dynamics between the TV industry and Johnny’s since SMAP’s heyday.

    Nagano Speaks Out on TV: “STARTO ENTERTAINMENT Is Doing Too Much Variety”

    Comedian Nagano appeared on TBS’s “Weekly Sanma and Matsuko,” aired on the 13th, where he spoke out about the state of variety programming.

    Under the theme of making TV better, Nagano submitted a “TV improvement proposal,” saying, “I want to sort out the line between idols and comedians.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:06
    Guess I'll crack open a beer while watching Peace-kun, the world's most famous capybara, from Omiya Zoo, on YouTube.
    3AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:06
    This complaint is like 20 years out of date already.
    How many times has this been said?
    4AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:07
    Sort out the comedians sitting in the commentator seats spouting nonsense too, while you're at it.
    5AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:09
    Re: #1
    Improv skills.

    Especially their talk skills.

    I think they're better and easier to use than comedians.
    6AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:09
    At the end of the day, it's because a lot of people want to watch them.
    It's about likability and fan enthusiasm.
    8AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:09
    Isn't Nagano the guy Jinnai used to smack around?
    61AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:20
    Re: #8
    Jinnai's scary.
    Not even funny.
    9AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:09
    So variety shows where idols are the main draw should have idols as MCs too?
    13AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:10
    Re: #9
    That'd be boring though lol
    19AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:11
    Re: #13
    But the viewers are watching for the idols anyway, so maybe that's fine?
    20AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:11
    Nagano always looks like he's ready to drop everything and walk away at any moment, so he's not much of a target for the public's urge to drag someone down.
    34AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:14
    Re: #20
    It's his all-or-nothing comedy style — maybe that's why he doesn't get bashed, same as Egashira (Egashira 2:50, a comedian famous for extreme stunts).
    38AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:15
    Nagano Movie Channel (April 5, 2026 – , BS-TBS) – Cinemanist [46][47]

    Wait, what?
    45AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:17
    Re: #38
    It's actually pretty well-regarded among movie buffs.
    54AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:19
    The way other celebrities desperately hype up Johnny's talent is really something.
    63AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:21
    Re: #54
    The funny thing is, the ones hyping them up most are Yoshimoto comedians, who throw their own weight around just as much in the industry.
    Are there really that many guys who are huge Arashi fans?
    62AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:20
    He's right about Johnny's — and Yoshimoto's overrepresented too.
    If Nagano can call that out as well, then he's the real deal.
    68AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:22
    Re: #62
    Unfortunately he works with Johnny's talent all the time, and even cast an A.B.C-Z member in his own movie 'Mad Mask' — he's benefited a lot from Johnny's connections.
    73AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:23
    They say SMAP was incredibly edgy in the early '90s.
    After Hikaru Genji ended and Johnny's went into rapid decline,
    SMAP got treated like a nuisance everywhere they went.
    In dramas, actors looked down on them,
    on variety shows comedians hurled abuse saying they weren't funny,
    on music shows artists gave them cold stares,
    and even TV stations and staff treated them carelessly.
    Everyone was basically an enemy, so SMAP got aggressive too.
    96AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:29
    Re: #73
    And once they made it big themselves, they turned around and started treating everyone else carelessly.
    119AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:36
    Re: #73
    Kimutaku got lightly mocked by Kiyoto Hagiwara lol
    81AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:25
    TV got boring once they started putting Johnny's talent on variety shows.
    Johnny's morning, noon, and night.
    105AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:32
    Re: #81
    Blame SMAP for that.
    86AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:26
    If more comedians are only at the level of talking trash, of course idols become an acceptable substitute.

    Viewers have lost interest in comedy too.
    89AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:27
    Re: #86
    That's just you, man.
    90AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:27
    Johnny's, Watanabe, Burning — these agencies are the root cause of TV getting boring.
    92AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:28
    Re: #90
    Yeah, honestly, that.
    95AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:29
    What do you mean 'just you'? The TV ratings speak for themselves.
    The only people still watching TV are the ones who think trash-talking is funny.
    124AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:36
    Re: #95
    It's just you.
    Only someone that twisted up about it would think that.
    126AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:38
    So that's how Nagano is.
    That attitude he had, cursing after getting dropped into a hole on the Tunnels show,
    totally failing to read the room —

    I remember watching that and thinking, 'ah, this guy's no good.'

    Guess he's actually pretty capable these days,
    enough to say something like this.
    135AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:40
    Re: #126
    He's always been edgy, so he hasn't wavered.
    Even a guy like Nagano has only just now become able to complain about Johnny's.

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    STARTO ENTERTAINMENT is the successor organization formed when the former Johnny’s Entertainment changed its name in 2023 following the sexual abuse scandal — without knowing that background, the context of this story can be hard to grasp. Opinions in the thread split along two lines, both framed as structural issues with Japanese TV: one holding that casting idols, who more easily draw ratings and sponsors, is simply market logic, and the other arguing that comedians have come to rely so heavily on insults and teasing that they’re no longer chosen on merit. At the same time, many commenters pointed out a possible contradiction in Nagano’s stance, since he himself has appeared alongside former Johnny’s talent, including in his own independently produced films. The discussion also branched into anecdotes about how SMAP was given the cold shoulder by the entire TV industry during their slump years — background that’s easy to miss from the comments alone, since the thread reads less as a reaction to this single remark and more within the long-running context of the shifting power balance between TV and Johnny’s/STARTO.

    *This article is compiled by excerpting and summarizing the 5channel (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Entertainment] Nagano Speaks Out on TV: “STARTO ENTERTAINMENT Is Doing Too Much Variety” / “We Need to Sort Out the Line Between Idols and Comedians”.”

  • Welfare Recipient’s ‘Monthly Splurge’ Post Sparks Fraud Accusations

    A welfare recipient posted on 5ch about treating themselves to a once-a-month “splurge” at a tiny standing-bar-style eatery. Photos from a two-seat-table joint called Renge Shokudo — showing chili shrimp and a drink — drew warm reactions like “nice one.” But when the poster revealed they also work for Uber Eats, accusations flared up that they might be hiding income to fraudulently collect welfare. The poster explained they report everything to their caseworker every month, but the back-and-forth with skeptics went in circles for a while.

    Let’s eat 🥺🙏

    Source: imgur.com / Original post here

    3AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:02
    Wait, is this eating out?
    5AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:03
    Re: #3
    It's Renge Shokudo 🥺🍺
    9AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:04
    Re: #5
    Huh, kinda looks like a standing bar 🥺
    12AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:07
    Re: #9
    It's a two-seat table so it was a bit cramped 🥺🍺
    I hate standing bars so I've never actually been in one
    4AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:03
    BTW I'm on welfare
    6AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:04
    Re: #4
    Go make your own thread 🥺🍺
    108AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:46
    Re: #4
    Thought you were eating a moth but it was clams
    10AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:05
    Re: #8
    I do work 🥺🍺
    Got Uber again tomorrow morning
    11AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:06
    Re: #10
    Don't you have to report Uber income?
    13AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:07
    Re: #11
    You're allowed to earn a small amount
    14AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:08
    Re: #11
    I report it to my caseworker every month 🥺🍺
    It's an annoying monthly chore
    15AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:09
    Nice
    If you go to a grubbier place there are cheap spots with good booze and snacks
    17AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:10
    Re: #15
    I live out in the countryside 🥺🍺
    It's all chain restaurants around here
    23AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:12
    Re: #17
    Ah I see
    If it's chains, Saizeriya's escargot and wine is great value for getting buzzed (Saizeriya: a cheap Italian family-restaurant chain)
    31AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:14
    Re: #23
    There's a Saizeriya near me so I go sometimes 🥺🍺
    39AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:16
    Re: #23
    Had it Saturday
    Always gotta get the escargot, focaccia, and the free olive oil
    18AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:10
    You're doing Uber Eats while on welfare?
    So you're underreporting income and fraudulently claiming welfare
    20AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:11
    Re: #18
    Earning a small amount is fine, it just adds a bit extra
    It's allowed
    28AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:13
    Re: #18
    Why would I make fraud that obvious 🥺🍺
    If I were gonna do it I'd secretly open a separate account
    22AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:12
    Re: #20
    You're underreporting though, right?
    That's basically tax evasion too
    25AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:13
    Re: #22
    Dude, what are you even talking about?
    26AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:13
    Re: #21
    Underreporting income to fraudulently receive welfare makes you a criminal, you know?
    At least know that much
    32AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:14
    Re: #28
    You're stashing money separately from what you report, aren't you
    Receiving welfare like that is a crime
    43AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:17
    Re: #32
    Jumping to conclusions isn't cool 🥺🍺
    Well, honestly, part of me kinda wants to, but…
    47AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:18
    Re: #32
    Who said you get to decide that?
    33AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:15
    Re: #1
    Oh, chili shrimp guy
    This much is fine for an occasional treat
    Could go a little fancier though
    Looks tasty though
    52AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:19
    Re: #33
    Thanks as always 🥺🍺
    Even this counts as a splurge for me
    37AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:16
    Sipping drinks with Ohsho's yakisoba is great 👍 (Ohsho: a popular Chinese-food chain)
    57AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:21
    Re: #37
    Ohsho's good but pricey 🥺🍺
    Sometimes I just get the gyoza using the app
    41AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:16
    Don't ignore OP
    What's this bean sprout thing?
    49AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:18
    Re: #41
    Sorry, the thread's moving fast so I'm behind on replies 🥺🍺
    Seems like it's ground chicken seasoned with miso and garlic
    50AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:19
    Re: #47
    It's not jumping to conclusions, it's a fact
    That's exactly what fraudsters say
    55AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:20
    Re: #50
    He's saying he reports to his caseworker every month like he's supposed to, right?
    You're the one who started throwing around "underreporting" and "tax evasion"
    51AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:19
    I'm a part-timer with 300,000 yen in debt eating cup noodles all the time
    Very jealous of this
    65AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:27
    Re: #51
    Debt scares me too much, couldn't do it 🥺🍺
    56AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:21
    Re: #36
    Gout made me unable to work 🥺🍺
    Medication's made it a lot better lately
    61AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:24
    Re: #56
    Didn't know gout could get that severe
    64AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:26
    Re: #61
    I panicked the first time I had an attack 🥺🍺
    Never felt pain like that — standing up was so brutal I ended up peeing into a plastic bottle
    68AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:28
    Re: #64
    So is it that the meds don't work well on you, or the symptoms are just too bad for them to help, and that's why you can't work?
    72AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:30
    Re: #64
    Well, once your gout settles down
    Maybe something like taxi driving could work?

    Background and Key Issues

    Under Japan’s welfare system, having income from work doesn’t automatically disqualify someone from benefits. Recipients are required to report their income to a caseworker every month, and their benefit amount is adjusted after a work-income deduction is applied to whatever they report. In other words, working itself isn’t fraud — hiding income or falsifying reports is what counts as fraudulent receipt of benefits. That’s exactly the line the thread argued over: critics insisted that receiving welfare while earning income is a crime, while the poster kept explaining that they report everything to their caseworker every month. The back-and-forth continued in typical 5ch fashion, but without knowing this background — including the fact that the poster became unable to work because of gout — it’s easy to read the thread as simply someone being “sneaky” or “lazy.” In reality, the system is specifically designed to let people earn a small income from work while stabilizing their livelihood, which is the part that’s most often misunderstood.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Nanademo Jikkyo G) thread “My Monthly Welfare Splurge lol.”

  • PS6: Big-Name Titles All Landing on Other Platforms Too — 5ch: “No Point If It’s Expensive and Doesn’t Sell”

    In a 5ch thread about PS6, posters pointed out that heavyweight titles like TES6, Fallout, Forza, Diablo, StarCraft, OD, and PHYSINT are all shaping up to launch on other platforms rather than as PS6 exclusives — sparking a debate over what the point of a next-gen console even is. PHYSINT, from Hideji Kojima [director of Death Stranding, Metal Gear Solid], is reportedly caught up in the end of Kojima Productions’ partnership with Sony. The thread split sharply between posters who see a new console as inevitable given slowing PS5 sales, and those who argue that with studio closures piling up, there’s no guarantee a new machine would even be profitable.

    1AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:15
    PS6: "The price is 300,000 yen! Please buy it!!"
    4AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:17
    Re: #1
    But PS6 still has Concord, Marathon, "Space Baldy," "BBA20," "Hairy Arms," and "Busu [Ugly Chick] Online"!
    6AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:19
    Re: #4
    The sense of superiority is incredible
    7Moron-kun ◆fiWfMwznUwSep 13, 2026 20:19
    Both OD and PHYSINT — it's just that Kojima Productions' partnership with SIE [Sony Interactive Entertainment] ended, the games themselves will still come out on PS, right?
    12AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:21
    Re: #7
    Bloomberg: "Microsoft plans to release PHYSINT on Xbox and PC"
    16AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:23
    Re: #7
    Asha: "Why would it have to?"
    22AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:27
    Re: #7
    Amazing that you can still believe that 😰
    Has Sony actually lived up to that kind of hope? If they had, I don't think things would've gotten this bad.
    9AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:20
    Activision has discretion (publishing rights) to act independently of Microsoft's wishes, so it'll probably come out [on PS] too.
    15AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:23
    Re: #9
    They don't have that kind of discretion.
    Activision is only contractually obligated to keep releasing CoD for 10 years.
    And there's no Activision title in the thread title anyway.
    29AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:33
    Actually, given the current situation, would Totoki [Sony CFO/President Hiroki Totoki] even sign off on a PS6? They're cutting the business back this hard — dropping physical discs, even cutting Kojima loose.
    33AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:37
    Re: #29
    If it's just a question of whether it'll come out or not, of course it will.
    Gaming is Sony's single biggest earner.
    What, are you saying it'd be the right call to just throw away their biggest revenue source?
    36AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:39
    Re: #33
    Releasing a super high-cost new console in this day and age would just repeat the PS3 disaster. Are they trying to go underwater on debt and sink the company again?
    37AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:42
    Re: #36
    If they don't release new hardware, they'll go under, though?
    38AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:42
    Re: #36
    High cost wasn't the real problem — PS3's problem was selling at a loss [pricing hardware below manufacturing cost].
    Even with high costs, it's fine as long as they're not selling at a loss.
    If high cost alone were the issue, gaming PCs would be an even bigger problem.
    34AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:38
    No, this is the same as when Microsoft cut Kamiya [Hideki Kamiya, game director] loose. The difference is that Kamiya gave up on Sukeban, but Kojima wanted to finish his game no matter what, so he went and found a different patron.
    Next-gen hardware development is a completely separate issue.
    58AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:13
    Re: #34
    Microsoft owns the Sukeban IP, but PHYSINT is Kojima Productions' own IP.
    40AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:43
    Re: #35
    Well, the PS5 market is shrinking now that it's in its late stage, so sales will just keep dropping from here.
    That's exactly why a next-gen console is necessary as a business matter.
    42AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:44
    Re: #40
    If that next-gen console is expensive and doesn't sell, the whole thing falls apart, doesn't it?
    43AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:45
    Re: #42
    If they do nothing, the division that earns the most just dies. Are you stupid?
    49AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:50
    Re: #43
    Does releasing some new machine priced at 150,000 yen actually avoid that death?
    PS5 has already sold 100 million units, so there's no need to panic.
    They can still make money on subscriptions and software sales commissions.
    Unlike the PS4, which was stuck at 30fps with painfully long load times, the PS5 already has more than enough performance.
    52AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:57
    Re: #49
    That's just not realistic.
    As a publicly traded company, they can't just sit there and let sales decline.
    PS5 sales are already falling, so they need to either make up for it with new hardware or boost revenue some other way.
    If they can see sales dropping and do nothing about it, shareholders will hit them with the obvious, unanswerable question: 'why aren't you doing anything?'
    63AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:23
    Re: #52
    "PS5 sales are falling, so the next-gen console is bound to happen" — lol.
    You think a bunch of incompetents who thought Concord and Marathon would be profitable can build hardware that's guaranteed to make money the moment it launches?
    Isn't the whole point of bringing in Totoki to stop that incompetent crew from doing whatever they want anymore?
    67AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:26
    Re: #63
    There's no such thing as a guaranteed way to profit in business, idiot.
    Totoki's job is to keep the gaming division's sales from falling and to make PS6 a success.
    On top of that, he's aiming to cut costs and improve profit margins.
    68AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:30
    Re: #67
    If profit margin is the be-all end-all, then not releasing PS6 becomes the correct answer — are you fine with that?
    69AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:30
    Re: #67
    They've been shutting down studios left and right, and profit margins are already improving, aren't they? 😁
    Sounds like they don't need a next-gen console at all, in more ways than one 🤣
    74AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:33
    Re: #69
    Cost-cutting contributes to margin improvement, but it doesn't contribute to revenue growth.
    Since sales are falling, even as margins rise, net profit will keep declining going forward.
    So releasing new hardware at some point is inevitable.
    76AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:38
    Re: #74
    So there's no guarantee anywhere that releasing "Trashstation 6" [mocking nickname, playing on "Playstation"/"garbage"] will raise net profit.
    They've gutted so many studios they barely have first-party titles left, and the ones that do come out are garbage — that's Sony's actual track record right now 🤗
    How exactly is "Trashstation 6" supposed to make money? Give me something concrete 😊
    80AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:42
    Re: #76
    Of course there's no guarantee anywhere, right?
    But doing nothing gets you hammered by shareholders even harder.
    If they see sales falling and just sit there doing nothing, the board gets removed.
    The revenue from their top-earning division would evaporate.
    Sales are already falling, so it's just a matter of sooner or later.
    85AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:52
    Re: #80
    "Trashstation 5 is in its late stage, so sales are falling" — "so Sony must be about to do something" — fine, I'll grant you that much.

    But "therefore Trashstation 6 is bound to be released" — that's the delusional part.
    You haven't shown one piece of evidence that Trashstation 6 would actually raise sales.

    And in the first place, given there's a good chance you won't even be able to play the titles listed in the thread title on Trashstation 6, do you really think it'll sell?
    87AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:55
    Re: #85
    There's no such thing as "evidence" that PS6 will raise sales.
    There wasn't any for PS1 through PS5 either.
    90AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:58
    Re: #85
    Then show me the evidence that it won't come out on PS6.
    Same standard you're demanding of me.
    Nothing less than 100% certainty allowed, right? Only fair, since that's what you're demanding of me.
    82AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:42
    Isn't Diablo 5 coming out [on PS] though?
    102AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:09
    Re: #82
    At least so far it's only confirmed for PC and Xbox.
    93AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:59
    Re: #87
    Well, in the end they might just choose to sell off the business and cash out big, right?
    Totoki, who's busy restructuring studios right now, is basically an expert at exactly that kind of thing, isn't he?

    You get mocked because you won't even rule that possibility out and just assume "Trashstation 6 is bound to be released" 🤣
    95AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:02
    Re: #93
    That's not going to happen.
    One-time income from a sale doesn't grow or sustain the gaming business —
    it just ends as a one-off profit at the moment of sale.
    Do you really think a manager who refuses to invest in growth would be seen as doing the right thing?
    Shareholders would fire them first.
    101AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:09
    Re: #93
    And say they did sell off the gaming business — how do they maintain revenue after that?
    Suppose they sold it for 3 trillion yen, three times the division's revenue — or four times, or five times, doesn't matter.
    Even if they pocket several years' worth of earnings up front, what happens after that?
    A few years down the line, they'd have made more money just by holding onto it.
    100AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:08
    Re: #95
    So why are you assuming the gaming business keeps going in the first place?
    You yourself admit there's no guarantee of making money with Trashstation 6, right?
    So what happens if Totoki decides that releasing Trashstation 6 would only produce a loss?
    105AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:12
    Re: #100
    You think they'd shut down the single most profitable business Sony has right now?
    That's your brain being broken, not reality.
    Don't insult Totoki, or anyone else, by projecting your own low intelligence onto them.
    Other people aren't as stupid as you.
    I get shutting down the top earner after it's failed — but nobody's dumb enough to sell it off before it's even failed.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    As of September 2026, PS6 has not been officially announced, and the way the thread treats the titles listed is based on speculation, not any official statement. TES6, Fallout, Forza, Diablo, and StarCraft all belong to Microsoft’s Bethesda or Activision Blizzard stable, or were always built around PC/Xbox release — none of them were ever expected to be PS6 exclusives to begin with. PHYSINT was being developed by Kojima Productions, led by Hideo Kojima [director of Metal Gear Solid and Death Stranding], but reports of Sony ending its partnership with the studio have surfaced, making whether development even continues a key open question going forward. The thread split between a camp arguing that “launching a next-gen console is unavoidable as a business matter,” pointing to slowing sales in the PS5’s late lifecycle, and a camp countering that “there’s no guarantee a new machine would even be profitable,” citing the wave of major studio closures — ultimately, both positions come down to differing readings of Sony’s management judgment. One thing readers may easily misunderstand: the thread title’s claim that “none of them are coming out [on PS6]” doesn’t mean exclusivity deals have collapsed — these titles were multiplatform releases from the start.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry [“Geha”]) thread “PS6: “TES6, Fallout, Forza, Diablo, StarCraft, OD, PHYSINT — none of them are coming out!”“

    A few translator’s notes: “Anonymous” renders 名無しさん必死だな, a stock joke username on this board roughly meaning “Anonymous, desperate as ever.” “Trashstation” (ゴミステ) is a longstanding derogatory nickname for PlayStation used by critics on this board. “Totoki” refers to Sony Group President/COO Hiroki Totoki. Several items in post #4 (Space Baldy, BBA20, Hairy Arms, Busu Online) are sarcastic nicknames for PlayStation titles/characters mocked on the board; I’ve kept them as close transliterations since I can’t independently confirm which specific games each one refers to.
  • Hanshin loses 5 straight right after championship countdown special — 5ch: ‘Are they the worst team in the Central League?’

    A thread went up on 5ch’s “Live Everything General” board about the Hanshin Tigers’ late-season collapse. Right after MBS aired a championship countdown special featuring Yuko Ando on September 13, Hanshin dropped into a 5-game losing streak — and lost again that same day, giving up the go-ahead run in the 11th inning. September has exposed the slump of key hitters, with Morishita batting .208 and Sakamoto a flat .000, and the team’s magic number has barely budged. The thread split between posters saying “Hanshin might genuinely be the weakest team in the Central League” and others countering that “at least their magic number is shrinking — it’s the Giants who are really cornered.”

    1AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:36
    Lost to the Chunichi Dragons ('ChuniDora,' a mocking nickname for the struggling team) again, lol
    34AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:49
    Given their roster, they should already have this pennant locked up by a mile.
    What's with this lack of cohesion so late in the season?
    37AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:50
    Why'd they bench Tateishi when he was hitting well just yesterday?
    40AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:51
    Re: #37
    Because it disrupts team harmony, you know.
    Can't have just one guy hitting well.
    38AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:50
    Giving up the go-ahead RBI in the bottom of the 11th… lol
    63AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:59
    Re: #38
    Still better than the self-proclaimed "League Overlords" the Giants (lol), who gave up 4 in the first and then got shut down by a bullpen relay 🥹
    41AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:52
    Hanshin's been on a 5-game losing streak ever since this special aired (updated 9/13)

    [MBS aired a championship countdown special]
    Airing today at 4:00 PM on MBS:
    "Gathering with Tigers Fans — Yuko Ando's Mouko Shokudo: Countdown to the Franchise's First-Ever Back-to-Back Title!"

    Tiger fans from every walk of life gather to "pre-celebrate" Hanshin's championship
    Featuring Yuko Ando, Shinichi Tsutsumi, and more!

    https://x.com/Saba_Tigers/status/2096070136088420500
    44AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:53
    Re: #41
    Hasn't something like this happened before…?
    59AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:58
    Re: #41
    Honestly, Ando's kind of a "fair-weather" Hanshin fan for PR purposes, isn't she.
    I've got my suspicions about Yuri Nakae too.
    60AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:58
    Re: #41
    These people never learn, lol
    48AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:54
    Inoue keeps sticking with this and it's clearly not working — cut it out already
    50AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:55
    Re: #48
    Would you rather have Tatsunami [Chunichi's struggling manager] in charge?
    51AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:55
    Is it possible Hanshin is actually the weakest team in the Central League right now?
    57AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:57
    Re: #51
    Honestly, yeah, ever since September started.
    They're already 4 games under .500, and that's with rained-out games still left to make up.
    52AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:56
    Hanshin fans were pumped about a 5-game lead just recently lmaooo
    And their magic number was shrinking faster than the Hawks' back then too lmaooooo
    58AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:58
    Re: #52
    Seriously?
    SoftBank's magic number is already down to 5, you know.
    65AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:59
    Re: #63
    Losing to the last-place team after burning through your best relievers is way more pathetic, lol
    95AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:10
    Re: #65
    The "Fake Giants" (derogatory nickname for Yomiuri) racking up hit-by-pitches is unavoidably hilarious 🥺
    Even funnier that the Fake Giants got into a post-game off-field brawl with each other, pouring all that "fighting spirit" into beating up their own teammates 🥺
    66AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:59
    It's the Giants who are getting cornered — why are people bashing Hanshin?
    Hanshin's magic number went down by 1, you know.
    67AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:01
    Re: #66
    Cornered and then it vanishes again in a single day, lol
    76AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:03
    Hanshin's September lineup

    1 Chikamoto .250
    2 Nakano .259
    3 Morishita .208
    4 Sato .310
    5 Oyama .321
    6 Takadera .200
    7 Sakamoto .000
    8 Motoyama .158

    Everyone acts like he's off-limits for criticism, but I honestly think Morishita's the real culprit here.
    Caught in the tension between chasing the pennant and padding personal stats.
    90AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:07
    Re: #76
    Sakamoto's numbers are brutal.
    They should seriously platoon him, for real.
    105AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:12
    Re: #76
    Gotta admire Manager Fujikawa's "baseball instincts" for not pinch-hitting for Sakamoto with the bases loaded in the bottom of the 9th today!
    79AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:04
    Hasn't Hanshin basically become the team that can only reliably beat up on the last-place Chunichi Dragons ("ChuniDora," a mocking nickname) in the second half?
    86AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:06
    Re: #79
    Apparently the players got fired up after seeing the reports about a new manager coming in to replace Tatsunami.
    81AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:05
    Morishita's the type who's just going to get trash-talked no matter what, so it's fine.
    What really stings is Sakamoto — his August hot streak is exactly what locked him into the lineup, and then he goes hitless all of September.
    87AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:06
    Re: #81
    To begin with, that magic number was basically built on Sakamoto's lucky hot streak ("kakuhen," pachinko slang for a lucky bonus mode).
    It was always destined to disappear the moment he cooled back down to normal.
    92AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:09
    Nah, it's fine — win or lose, Hanshin's magic number keeps shrinking on its own as long as the Giants keep losing.
    (rolling eyes)
    96AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:10
    Re: #92
    And if they both lose out every remaining game…?
    93AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:09
    Hanshin's just weak against both Hiroshima and DeNA.
    They were only ever strong against Yakult and the Giants.
    103AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:12
    Re: #93
    They've only got 1 game left against the Giants anyway, you know.
    99AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:11
    Looks like Inoue's finally realized that unless the starter is having a total disaster outing like Wakui's yesterday, it's better to stretch him out as long as possible.
    Too bad it's already too late.
    106AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:13
    Re: #99
    Though to be fair, they're smack in the middle of a last-place battle, and as of today they've actually pulled ahead of Hiroshima in the standings gap.
    109AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:14
    Re: #106
    If they'd figured this out sooner, they might've been in the playoff race…
    nah, who am I kidding.
    118AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:20
    Re: #106
    Even setting aside Tatsunami's "triple-six" [three straight 6th-place finishes], being a perennial 5th-place team doesn't even help much in the draft, so honestly 5th and 6th aren't that different.
    3rd might be out of reach, but just getting to 4th matters — since Hanshin's likely to give up their season-opener hosting rights in two years, landing 4th would lock in the opening-day slot.
    101AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:12
    Hanshin's magic number is shrinking at like 1/7th SoftBank's pace??
    It's basically not moving at all.
    108AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:14
    Re: #101
    That's an exaggeration — while they knocked 12 off theirs, we still knocked 3 off ours.
    107AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:14
    47 innings without a timely hit, lol
    Just 3 more innings to set the record, lol
    111AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:15
    Re: #107
    Sounds just like the Giants' lineup.
    117AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:19
    How does the home team lose in a situation like that?
    Normally it's the visiting team that cracks first and gives up the walk-off.
    123AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:21
    Re: #117
    Can't score runs, so what do you expect.
    This might be a curse on the level of the famous "Hiroshima Moeyu" jinx (a hyped-up Weekly Baseball cover feature that famously preceded a team collapse) — did Weekly Baseball ever run a special on this one?

    Background and key points of this discussion

    A team’s championship magic number doesn’t move based solely on its own results — it also shifts depending on how the teams below it fare against each other. That’s why the thread spent so much time comparing how fast Hanshin’s and SoftBank’s magic numbers were shrinking: even without a direct win, the number can move based on other teams’ results. What sparked this particular discussion was confusion over that very mechanic — bewilderment that Hanshin seemed to be winning yet not closing the gap — colliding with September’s batting slump (low averages from Morishita, Sakamoto, and others) and runs surrendered in extra innings. It’s also worth noting this isn’t the first time MBS has aired a championship countdown special; past broadcasts have reportedly been followed by team slumps too, and posters seemed to enjoy riffing on that “pattern repeating itself.” The thread’s opinions split roughly into two camps: one holding that Hanshin itself is simply in a slump, and another arguing that the Giants and other rivals are struggling just as much, meaning Hanshin still holds the relative advantage.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (“Live Everything General”) thread “[LOL] The Chunichi Dragons (‘Chin-kasu,’ a mocking nickname) are toast w w w w w w w w w w w w w.”

  • Book on Science Denialism Sparks Anti-Vax Feud — 5ch: “Heliocentrism Is a Different Story”

    Associate Professor Kazushi Matsumura of Osaka University’s graduate school appeared on a Bunka Broadcasting radio program to discuss his book, published in June, “Why Does Science Denialism Attract People? — From Flat Earth Theory to Anti-Vaccine Sentiment,” sparking discussion on 5ch. While some questioned lumping flat-earth theory and anti-vaccine sentiment together under the single label of “science denialism,” opinions split between those arguing “anti-vaccine views are the truly unscientific ones” and those saying “wariness over the shortened clinical trial period is only natural.” A back-and-forth over rising and falling life expectancy also continued.

    What Are “Science Denialism” and “Flat Earth Theory”?

    Bunka Broadcasting News, 9/9, 2026

    Sociologist Kazushi Matsumura, an associate professor at Osaka University’s Graduate School of Human Sciences, appeared on the September 9 broadcast of “Otake Makoto’s Golden Radio” (Bunka Broadcasting, weekdays 11:30 AM–3:00 PM, hosted by Makoto Otake), and spoke about the contents of his book published in June, “Why Does Science Denialism Attract People? — From Flat Earth Theory to Anti-Vaccine Sentiment” (Otake Makoto was absent that day).

    Source: joqr.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:32
    Well, established scientific theories do change sometimes, so it can't be helped.
    9AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:38
    Re: #3
    Some things have a chance of changing, and some things have zero chance of changing.

    Heliocentrism is the latter.
    4AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:32
    The root of most crackpot theories in the West is usually religious.
    5AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:32
    ???: "The Earth was flat."
    7AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:35
    It's a fact that vaccines have side effects lol
    10AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:38
    The number of idiots has really gone up.
    Like people who think you can survive on 30 minutes of sleep a day.
    12AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:39
    There's quite a bit of skepticism about the COVID vaccine overseas.
    14AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:41
    "The Earth is round, therefore the COVID vaccine is harmless and safe" — what a hilarious bait-and-switch argument.
    15AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:42
    Scientifically speaking, not getting vaccinated is the only correct call.
    It was still under Emergency Use Authorization (EUA) — basically the human-trial phase — so there's no long-term safety evidence.
    On top of that, past drug-scandal history means there's every kind of fraud risk: falsified papers, doctored trial numbers, cover-ups of serious danger info, and experts being bought off with money.
    17AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:43
    Bringing up evolution in front of devout Christians feels like a dangerous move.
    18AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:44
    The "dream building material": asbestos.
    The "dream oil": PCBs.
    The "dream chemical": CFCs.
    The "dream medical technology": mRNA.
    Why does science keep getting it wrong?
    21AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:46
    Reading the novel series Ring (Koji Suzuki's horror series, which centers on a virus-like curse), it feels incredibly realistic.
    22AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:46
    Just learned about the "heat transport theory" a few days ago (a fringe theory claiming ground heat readings predict quakes) — got hooked by the claim that the Nankai Trough earthquake won't happen.
    24AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:46
    Re: #9
    The heliocentrism/geocentrism debate and flat-earth theory are two completely different things, but I guess you don't know that and you're acting smug anyway.

    Both heliocentrism and geocentrism agree the Earth is a sphere.
    25AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:46
    If anything, going anti-vax is the real science denial.
    For the COVID vaccine, the government has officially recognized roughly 1,000 deaths and about 10,000 cases of health damage.
    Ignoring things that are actually happening seems a lot less scientific to me.
    31AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:48
    Even legitimate scientists will say things like "the universe has 9 dimensions" or bring up string theory with a totally straight face.
    33AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:48
    The funny thing about the anti-COVID-vaccine crowd is that they didn't oppose it from day one — they only started kicking up a fuss after vaccination was already well underway.
    36AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:50
    Re: #33
    What's scientific about people who got scared of a cold-like illness with an average death age over 80 and then went and got an untested vaccine? lol
    75AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:21
    Re: #33
    They were making noise about it even before it reached Japan.
    51AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:01
    Are they still pushing COVID vaccine propaganda? And it's completely incoherent too.
    89AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:34
    Re: #51
    There was another article recently recommending COVID vaccination, so it's probably part of the same package deal.
    61AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:07
    The president of Tama Home (a major Japanese homebuilder) said stuff like "if you get vaccinated you'll die in 5 years" — I wonder if he still believes that.
    Thought to myself, wouldn't that tank his house sales?
    64AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:08
    Re: #61
    Because of antigenic original sin, if a variant emerges that triggers ADE (antibody-dependent enhancement) against the Wuhan-strain antibodies, it'll be the vaccinated people dropping like flies lol
    79AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:25
    There have always been a certain number of idiots who fall for stuff like Nostradamus, but the real problem is the internet now lets that idiocy spread far and wide.
    83AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:30
    Re: #79
    Nostradamus's prophecies themselves are basically no different from religious end-times predictions.
    81AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:29
    Still saying this?

    The anti-vaxxers are (mostly) the ones who got vaccinated.

    You won't find more credible testimony than that.

    The unvaccinated true believers in vaccines are the real conspiracy theorists.
    90AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:35
    Re: #81
    Adding to that —

    Here's the source:

    > Common factors: "young," "low income," "gets info from the internet/social media" — Over 60% of people who believe anti-vaccine claims have actually been vaccinated themselves, according to a 30,000-person survey by the University of Tokyo and Tohoku University [Shichihara Tanteidai★]


    .
    87AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:32
    92AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:37
    The anti-vax crowd is completely ignoring that life expectancy has been rising.
    95AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:39
    Re: #92
    That's just life expectancy recovering a bit after it dropped from getting the shot lol
    97AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:43
    Re: #95
    Oh really, so it turns out there wasn't much lasting impact then.
    99AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:44
    Re: #97
    There WAS an impact — that's exactly why life expectancy dropped lol
    100AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:47
    Re: #1
    I get the flat-earth thing, but being anti-vax isn't necessarily unscientific, is it?

    A proper clinical trial normally takes close to 20 years.
    They skipped all that necessary caution, so of course people are going to be wary.
    102AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:01
    Re: #100
    That much is just common sense.
    You weigh that and then decide whether to get the shot or not.

    Though the people who've made anti-vax their whole reason for living and wish death on every vaccinated person — those guys are scary.
    103AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:04
    The COVID vaccine wasn't built from scratch in a single year.
    It was built on mRNA and LNP technology that had already been researched for a long time, and governments poured in massive funding to run trials, manufacturing, and approval all in parallel — that's how it got to market so fast.
    They didn't cut corners on safety, they cut the waiting time.

    Every vaccine has side effects.
    There's no way one vaccine produces the exact same effect across all of humanity given individual differences.
    In Japan alone, several thousand people die every day from old age, chronic illness, and so on.
    When tens of millions of people get vaccinated, you inevitably get a huge number of coincidental cases ("noise") — people who just happened to die of an unrelated cause the day after their shot.
    108AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:10
    Re: #103
    It's a technology big pharma poured huge money into for years and then gave up on.
    They only made it viable by suppressing the immune system.
    Suppress the immune system against a virus and of course you're going to get an explosive outbreak lol

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    The book by Kazushi Matsumura featured on the program discusses both claims considered objectively false — like flat-earth theory — and fields where the science is still evolving — like vaccine skepticism — under the same umbrella term “science denialism.” That difference in treatment is part of what’s driving the pushback in the thread. One point the segment doesn’t mention: the vaccine side-effect and death figures the government has “recognized” come from the vaccination injury relief system, which is not the same as cases where causation has been fully proven. Also often overlooked is that the COVID vaccine’s short development time stemmed from a backlog of existing mRNA and LNP research plus running trials, manufacturing, and approval in parallel instead of one after another — not from lowering the safety bar itself.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Geino/Sports News+) thread “From Flat Earth to Anti-Vaccine: What Are “Science Denialism” and “Flat Earth Theory”? — On Why Science Denialism Draws People In.”

  • Square Enix’s Torneko Remaster, Built With AI-Driven QA, Riddled With Bugs

    Square Enix brought in Google’s Gemini AI to handle quality testing on its remaster of Torneko’s Great Adventure, a Dragon Quest spin-off, but reception has been poor since launch, with bugs turning up even on the official website. On 5ch’s Hardware/Industry board (Gehazai), posters questioned the whole premise of AI-driven automated debugging, with some pointing to Monster Hunter Wilds as an earlier case where AI use reportedly led to insufficient testing. Others called for outsourcing to Chunsoft or a proper remake of the older titles, while still others took issue with a development setup that seems to depend on AI in the first place — the discussion never settled on a single takeaway.

    Square Enix automates game quality testing with Gemini — AI watches the screen and operates the controller itself to run checks

    And apparently even the official website is buggy

    RIP to all the paying customers turned unpaid debuggers who can’t even get a refund…

    Source: itmedia.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:52
    Crapenix (a snide nickname for Square Enix) is way too hooked on Gemini.
    They pulled the same 'AI chants the spell' stunt before with Dragon Trash (a mocking nickname for Dragon Quest) too — just unequip that cursed gear already.
    3AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:53
    Can't be helped, it's just in-house training for new hires who've never actually played the games (i.e. "airplay" devs).
    Look forward to Square Enix-sensei's next release!
    57AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:26
    Re: #3
    That 'blame the new hires' excuse keeps popping up lately.
    Don't need a next release — stop parroting that brain-dead line.
    Your post is just as lazy as Square Enix.
    4AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:53
    Did no human even check that this worked?
    Or did they check, but couldn't fix it because AI wrote the code?
    5AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:53
    Wilds (Monster Hunter Wilds) ended up like that too because they left testing to AI…
    6AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:54
    AI is such garbage.
    It's supposedly great at mimicry, yet it can't even manage this?
    7AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:56
    'Dragon Quest' x Google's generative AI 'Gemini' team up for the real-life event 'Gemini Quest' — feel like a wizard! Cast a flashy spell and score a 'Mini Medal'
    https://www.famitsu.com/article/202607/82951

    Why Square Enix's dev team needed 'Gemini' to protect the world of Dragon Quest X
    https://kn.itmedia.co.jp/kn/article/2608/18/1260818041/
    86AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:52
    Re: #7
    So basically, without AI they couldn't even nail the world-building properly lol
    So what did they do before AI existed, then?
    8AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:56
    Fine, use AI to build it,
    but actually play the thing and check it works.
    9AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:56
    Not totally sure, but couldn't they have just asked Chunsoft for help?
    10AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:57
    Re: #9 If anything, isn't "they didn't ask" basically the whole story?
    If Spike Chunsoft (スパチュン) had properly made this themselves, it never would've turned out like this.
    11AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:57
    Re: #9
    Even relying on today's Spike Chunsoft, they'd probably have served up garbage that's barely any different.
    14AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:00
    Re: #11
    Has this guy never even played Shiren 6?
    18AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:01
    Re: #14
    Well, you can't play it on PSW (PS/Switch), so… lol
    16AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:00
    It's understandable for an individual to end up relying on AI,
    but a company as big as Square Enix should have actual people for this.
    21AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:01
    This has probably been asked a hundred times already, but if sloppy work like this is 'new hire training,' shouldn't those hires have grown into competent staff by now?
    Did they finish their rookie years still useless?
    44AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:18
    Re: #21
    Square Enix basically outsources everything, so does 'new hire' even factor in?
    Well, the Torneko remaster was made in-house, though.
    24AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:02
    If they're going to remaster Torneko 3, I want them to get Chunsoft on board.
    Torneko 3 was the one I sank the most hours into.
    32AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:11
    https://x.com/Y_Mokko/status/2098761824749649964

    Can't be helped — the whole dev team are 'airplay' devs (they never actually play their own games).
    36AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:13
    Re: #32
    Reminds me of FFT — the pathing bug, wasn't it?
    Isn't this the same kind of thing happening again lol
    71AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:31
    Re: #32
    The DQ remake had messed-up window widths too, didn't it
    And they're using RPG Maker on top of it
    37AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:14
    Rather than half-assing it like this, they might as well just port the emulator as-is
    42AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:16
    Re: #37
    Then you wouldn't get to see the users' pleading faces, would you? (written in exaggerated 2ch-speak)
    'Just porting an emulator is a cop-out' — according to AI
    48AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:21
    Even for chess or Othello, they run AI nonstop for months straight, having it play tens of thousands of games to build up its skill, right?
    Couldn't they do the same thing here — auto-play through every possible pattern to debug it?
    50AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:22
    Re: #48
    This is a problem way more basic than that.
    54AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:23
    Kids today grew up on 16:9, so I guess it can't be helped.
    They've probably never even used 2ch, so really it's the users' fault.

    58AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:26
    Re: #54
    There's just no way a human actually playtested this.
    102AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:18
    Re: #54
    Kids today might see something broken down at the bottom of the screen and just go 'huh? is something off?' without even noticing it's actually wrong.
    59AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:26
    Even for a proper remaster, 3,500 yen for a single game is already a bold ask — and this is the content we get?
    63AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:28
    Re: #59
    Square Enix learned this from the DQ3 remake —
    even if the content's garbage, suckers will still buy it as long as the name carries some weight.
    65AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:28
    Wasn't Star Ocean 2's port from PSP to PS4 also a disaster? (´・ω・`)
    72AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:34
    Re: #65
    Gemini didn't even exist back in that era, come on.
    74AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:36
    If you have AI build it, nobody understands the internals, so in the end only AI can fix it… I saw a post going around on X saying it's basically like pulling a gacha and mashing 'please work' prayers — how true is that?
    77AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:40
    Re: #74
    I don't think the AI actually understands what it should be doing when debugging a game.
    It's not like it shares a vision with the director either.
    In the end, I think it's hopeless unless skilled staff are the ones training and directing the AI.
    106AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:22
    'A Slightly Lovely Remaster' ← come on, that's way too ironic
    114AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:27
    Re: #106
    'A Slightly Lovely Remaster,' is it?
    What an extravagant name.
    From now on, your name is 'A Slightly Shoddy Remaster.' Got it? 'A Slightly Shoddy Remaster.' (parodying the famous renaming scene from Dragon Quest III)

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    In July 2026, Square Enix told ITmedia about a system in which Gemini watches the game screen and automatically operates the controller to run QA checks, and the Torneko remaster drew attention as a real-world example of that approach. That said, theories floated in the thread — that this was ‘new-hire training,’ or that the AI was never properly ‘trained/directed’ — remain speculation; Square Enix has not officially confirmed that development was actually left to AI. The disagreement centered on whether to fault the use of AI itself or a botched QA process: alongside concrete bug reports, like a broken UI aspect ratio, there were plenty of posts that oversimplified the cause as simply ‘blame the AI.’ Since the Torneko series’ SFC and PS entries still command a devoted fanbase, comparisons to those earlier games make for fertile ground for harsh criticism.

    *This article was compiled and summarized from the 5ch Hardware/Industry (Gehazai) board thread ‘[Square Enix] Here’s the verdict on the unpopular Torneko remaster →.’