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  • Streamer Daisuke Hori Vowed ‘I Won’t Cut the Stream’ — Then Took a 2-Hour Break After a Call With Dr. Kanya Takasu

    Streamer Daisuke Hori is in the middle of his ongoing ’30-minute sleep’ endurance livestream project. Despite repeatedly insisting he ‘wouldn’t cut the stream,’ he abruptly reversed course after a call with physician-YouTuber Kanya Takasu, announcing ‘I’m cutting the stream for 2 hours’ and admitting he’d take a nap. The sudden about-face became a hot topic on 5ch, drawing reactions from every angle — whether he’s really a short sleeper, how much money the project is bringing in, and what to make of his exchange with fellow participant Hosoi, who’s also on scene.

    9AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:59
    LOL they only clipped the split-second he closed his eyes
    11AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:59
    Hasn't this whole week basically turned into an 'endure not sleeping' contest?
    He's lost his usual edge
    13AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:00
    He's basically admitting he's about to lose his mind lol
    14AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:00
    He was asleep, so he doesn't even have a sense that 2 hours have passed
    15AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:00
    Seeing them standing side by side, this Hosoi guy really is skinny lol
    Meanwhile our boy Horidai is ripped and sturdy, so proud of him
    Guess short sleepers really are built different
    16AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:00
    LOL that 2-hour nap made him weirdly full of energy
    18AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:01
    100k concurrent viewers, huge success
    He's probably pulled in tens of millions of yen off this project alone
    108AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:30
    Re: #19
    Nah, with 1,000 concurrent viewers a 3-hour stream brings in about ¥3,000, so at 100x that concurrent count, even a rough calc over a 168-hour week easily clears ¥10 million
    20AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:02
    The whole point of the livestream was to prove the '30-minute sleep' claim — if he stops streaming for more than 30 minutes a day, it doesn't prove anything anymore
    31AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:06
    Didn't watch it, what happened?
    Did he fake a stream outage to sneak in some sleep or something?
    42AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:10
    Re: #31
    Video call with Kanya Takasu in the afternoon
    ↓
    Hori: 'I'm at my limit… I never actually said I'd only sleep 30 minutes…'
    ↓
    Takasu: 'You've always been the type to take naps too, haven't you, Hori?'
    ↓
    Hori: 'Yeah… the rules are brutal.'
    ↓
    Takasu: 'If it's dangerous, let's change the rules and finish this safely!'
    ↓
    Hori: 'Okay! Naps are allowed then! I'm cutting the stream for 2 hours starting now!'
    47AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:10
    Re: #42
    Don't care if the rules are tough lol
    33AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:06
    Daisuke Hori suddenly struck a 'KBTIT'-style pose lol (an obscure meme reference to a defensive stance)
    Bet he's totally intimidated by this Hosoi guy
    38AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:08
    Re: #33
    LOL he's barely saying anything now
    Seems super nervous right now
    63AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:16
    Re: #33
    He's only picking up comments that hit exactly where he doesn't want to be touched, so he's on guard
    39AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:09
    'Dragon' Hosoi
    Went from Shibumaku (an elite prep school) to Chiba University's med school, used to be a gyaru-o (flashy tanned pretty-boy type), and it's all natural, no plastic surgery — a genuinely elite guy
    Types like Hori or 'Edger' probably can't handle a guy like that
    41AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:10
    Re: #39
    Doesn't he lose outright to Horidai in terms of physique?
    I thought Hosoi would be more built than that
    44AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:10
    Re: #39
    Then again, Hori might be so far gone at this point that nobody knows what he'll do, so they're probably both keeping their guard up
    51AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:12
    Re: #39
    Who's 'Edger'?
    62AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:16
    Who is this bearded guy who looks like Hiroyuki (the 2channel founder)?
    66AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:18
    Re: #62
    He's a doctor
    The guy who's always acting tough on 'Reiwa no Tora' (a business-pitch reality show, like a Japanese Shark Tank)
    83AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:23
    How much is he actually making off this, really?
    97AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:27
    Re: #83
    The Super Chat donations are insane
    92AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:26
    Looks cool, like an action movie star
    https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2085633368247652352/vid/avc1/464×280/iQMFeEwOKWZ3A1HB.mp4
    96AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:27
    Since it's Kanya, he can't just brush him off, so he keeps getting cornered
    99AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:28
    Takasu's probably sick of it too, since the chat's been going on like that the whole time
    121AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:33
    He's earning our entire annual salary in a single week — no wonder he can't stop laughing lol
    131AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:37
    Re: #121
    He's got staff to pay and probably sank a lot of money into all the setup, so what he actually pockets isn't that huge
    There's Super Chat and everything, but once this wraps up people probably won't even bring it up anymore — once the novelty wears off, it's over
    124AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:34
    Not sleeping is supposedly his normal life, yet somehow not sleeping is the challenge
    126AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:36
    Re: #124
    Let's keep saying this no matter what, forever
    125AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:36
    So, in the end, is Daisuke Hori actually a short sleeper or not?
    132AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:37
    Re: #125
    Apparently he only slept 2 hours, so yeah, that checks out
    133AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:38
    Re: #125
    No idea if it's really 30-minute sleep, but he's definitely a short sleeper
    146AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:44
    So what ended up happening with the microsleep thing?
    148AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:45
    Re: #146
    Just now he doubled down: 'I slept! Because it felt good! Isn't a head spa basically for sleeping anyway?!'

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Daisuke Hori appears to be running an endurance livestream project built around sleeping only 30 minutes a day, and this thread is live commentary on how it’s unfolding. The replies show that while he initially declared he wouldn’t take any naps, a call with physician-YouTuber Kanya Takasu led to a proposed rule change, and Hori ended up allowing himself a nap by framing it as ‘cutting the stream for 2 hours.’ Opinions in the thread are split over whether this reversal was a sensible call that prioritized his health, or whether it undermines the entire premise of the project. It’s also worth noting that the earnings figures being thrown around are estimates users worked out backward from the concurrent viewer count — Hori himself hasn’t disclosed any actual numbers, which is easy to mistake for fact. Likewise, the comments about Hosoi’s background and physique are unverified claims from the thread and should be treated with caution.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5channel (Nanademo Jikkyo G) thread “[Great News] Daisuke Hori Starts Claiming He ‘Didn’t Cut the Stream for 2 Hours’ lololololololololololololololol.”

  • How Far Should You Go With Motorcycle Safety Gear? 5ch: ‘I Want to Value My Life for My Family’s Sake’

    A thread on 5ch’s Newsspeed VIP board claimed that riders who always choose a full-face helmet, no matter the situation, have been “too influenced by things they’ve read online.” The thread’s creator argued that switching helmet types based on use case is “normal,” and questioned whether always going full-face reflects a kind of ideology — but most replies pushed back hard. Commenters pointed out that choosing a full-face helmet for safety and forcing that choice on others are two different things, with comparisons to professional riders like mail carriers and traffic police also cropping up. In the end, the discussion never quite converged, running on in parallel tracks.

    1AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:38
    Normally you switch gear depending on what you're riding for, you know.
    2AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:39
    The reason to wear a full-face is so your family can still see your face one last time if you die.
    3AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:48
    Re: #2
    For touring, I mainly go full-face for comfort when I'm on highways and bypasses too.
    6AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:54
    Wait, did you make this thread now because you were still salty about the daytime thread?
    7AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:57
    Re: #6
    The daytime thread had already died, that's why.
    I don't really get the "salty" framing, but it made me realize there are people out there who only know things from what they've read online and don't seem to see reality clearly.
    8AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:58
    It's not about being "influenced by the internet" —
    I wear a full-face because it's simply the safest option.
    9AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:02
    Re: #8
    I'm not saying choosing a full-face itself is being influenced by the internet.
    10AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:02
    Re: #9
    So what's your actual point?
    11AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:04
    Re: #10
    My point is that it's normal to switch gear depending on the bike, destination, and purpose.
    Also, if you're that obsessed with safety, just get off two wheels altogether.
    12AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:07
    Re: #11
    I don't really get that.
    Whether it's a moped or a big bike,
    whether I'm going somewhere close or far,
    I think the risk is about the same once you're on public roads.
    That's why I go full-face no matter where I'm headed.
    You seem to have the wrong idea — riding isn't something only reckless people who ignore safety do.
    I take safety seriously because I want to keep enjoying it for a long time.
    Is something wrong with that?
    14AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:09
    Re: #12
    Do you actually understand that full-face helmets have downsides of their own?
    They're heavy, not great for frequent on-and-off, and so on.
    Look at mail carriers — none of them wear full-face helmets, right?
    16AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:11
    Re: #14
    Being heavy and a hassle to take on and off — that's the "danger" of a full-face?
    Both traffic police and mail carriers would probably wear full-face too
    if they didn't need to interact with the public.
    It's their job, so it can't be helped.
    23AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:35
    Well, I don't really care what other people do.
    If you're fine wearing a half helmet and not regretting it even if you crash and wreck your face, that's your call.
    Personally I hate that idea, so I wear full-face — and if it's too hot, I just take the car.
    26AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:38
    Re: #23
    "I don't care what other people do," "you worry too much about others" —

    funny how the people who post replies like that tend to keep arguing purely from their own standard anyway.

    I've noticed that pattern for a while now, too.
    25AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:38
    Comments like "riding is dangerous anyway, so
    safety gear doesn't really matter"

    are just plain stupid.
    27AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:39
    Re: #25
    That's extreme.
    Just pick whatever's best for the situation each time.
    32AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:42
    Re: #27
    How much you value your own life is up to you.
    People who take it lightly can do whatever they want.
    But don't go criticizing other people who take their lives seriously.
    35AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:44
    Re: #30
    Hey, you're the one who wrote "just pick whatever's best" in Re: #27.
    You're all over the place now.
    28AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:39
    Re: #26
    I think you're the one who keeps arguing from your own standard here.
    Maybe think it over.
    30AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:42
    Re: #28
    You think so?
    I'm just saying you should pick based on the situation and use case each time.
    I'm not forcing it on anyone either.
    33AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:43
    Re: #30
    Go back and reread the thread from the start.
    29AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:40
    Wow, so "conscious."

    I don't ride thinking about all that stuff.
    31AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:42
    Re: #29
    Basically people just gear up for comfort so the ride feels good, right?
    41AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:47
    "It's normal to switch gear depending on the bike, destination, and purpose"
    → Sure, but I choose full-face because I don't want to die.

    "If you're that obsessed with safety, just get off two wheels"
    → That makes no sense.
    Are riders not allowed to care about safety?
    45AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:52
    Re: #41
    If you also wore a full-face helmet while driving a car, like a race car driver, then what you're saying would actually carry some weight.
    47AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:53
    Re: #45
    ………?
    I seriously cannot understand what you're saying.
    What are you even talking about?
    50AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:55
    Re: #45
    Uh…
    a race car and a regular car on public roads are completely different things…
    51AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:56
    Re: #50
    But if you're someone who prioritizes safety above all, wouldn't that logically follow?
    58AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:00
    Re: #51
    No it wouldn't…
    Do you wear a bulletproof vest when you ride a bicycle?
    59AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:00
    Re: #58
    The whole reason I made this thread is that there are people out there who've turned it into that kind of ideology.
    63AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:04
    Re: #59
    Wearing a full-face helmet ≠ excessive safety precaution.

    I can kind of get the argument that wearing full-face just to pop into a supermarket or convenience store is overkill, but
    comparing it to wearing a bulletproof vest on a bicycle → that level of "excessive"
    makes no sense to me.
    Personally, I think of it like shoes.
    97AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:28
    A comment like Re: #94 is exactly what I meant
    in Re: #59, by the way.
    65AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:06
    Re: #63
    I never said it was excessive.
    The main point is about the mindset that you "must" do it that way.
    75AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:12
    Re: #65
    Sorry, I genuinely don't understand what you're saying.
    I don't get what this "mindset" thing you're talking about even is.
    Switching helmets by use case and always going full-face for everything aren't mutually exclusive, you know?
    It's weird that you're stubbornly treating "always full-face" as excessive.

    You claim you never said "excessive," but that's exactly what your argument amounts to.
    Lines like "if you value safety that much, don't ride," "just take a car instead," or "well, if you wore full-face like a race car driver all the time…" are all completely off base.
    86AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:21
    Re: #65
    If there were some trend saying "everyone must wear full-face," then sure, "I'll do what I want" would be a fair response.

    But here someone's simply decided to wear full-face themselves, and outsiders are butting in with a bunch of noise about it.
    94AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:26
    I ride because I love bikes, but
    I want to value my life as much as possible for my family's sake
    so at the very least, I take proper precautions…

    This really isn't something outsiders should be lecturing people about.
    Everyone can decide their own approach.
    Full-face helmets and body armor are perfectly reasonable choices.

    Background and Key Points of This Debate

    Japan’s Road Traffic Act requires helmets when riding a motorcycle, but the choice between full-face, open-face (“jet”), and modular/flip-up (“system”) helmets is left up to the individual. The point of contention in this thread wasn’t safety itself, but where to draw the line: is always choosing full-face, no matter the situation, behavior shaped by things read online, or simply a consistent safety mindset? The thread’s creator supported switching helmet types by use case, while those pushing back argued that risk doesn’t really change based on distance or destination, so consistent gear makes more sense. Both sides shared the same premise — “it’s for safety” — yet never reached a shared conclusion. What’s easy to miss is that this thread wasn’t really about comparing helmet performance, but a circular argument over the motives and attitudes behind people’s gear choices.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Newsspeed VIP) thread “Isn’t there this type of biker out there who’s like “I’m safety-conscious because I wear full-face 😤” but is clearly way too influenced by stuff they read online?”.

  • Men’s Volleyball Clinches LA Olympics Berth With 3-0 Rout of Iran — Fastest Qualification in 76 Years

    In the final of the Asian Men’s Volleyball Championship, Japan defeated Iran 3-0 to secure a spot in the 2028 Los Angeles Olympics. It’s the earliest Japan has qualified before an Olympic year since 1976. On the forum thread, some praised Iran for enduring a grueling schedule, while others — recalling Japan’s collapse against Italy at the Paris Olympics — warned the team “don’t choke when it counts.” Others pushed back, citing Japan’s third-place finish in this year’s Nations League (VNL) as proof they’re plenty strong, leaving opinions on the team’s true strength divided.

    Sponichi

    [Sept. 13, 2026, 21:02]

    Men’s Volleyball Asian Championship Final Japan 3-0 Iran (Sept. 13, 2026, Kitakyushu City General Gymnasium, Fukuoka)

    Source: sponichi.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:07
    Credit to Iran for putting up with this packed schedule.
    11AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:08
    Re: #2
    Wait, was it only Iran dealing with that?
    3AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:07
    Congrats! Let's aim for #1 in the world! …just kidding (kind of)
    4AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:07
    Every set was tight, but great that they pulled through and closed it out.
    6AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:07
    Iran's coach was furious — said the schedule was way too packed.
    85AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:35
    Re: #6
    Every country's under the same conditions though. Soccer's the ugly one — teams play on 4 or 5 days' rest between matches.
    9AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:08
    Nice, good for them. Hope they can win it when it actually counts too.
    10AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:08
    Now I can watch Bivan with no worries.
    12AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:08
    Please, no more hyping them up as unbeatable right up to the Olympics only to choke when it matters. I'd rather they look like total scrubs right until the end and then actually pull it off when it counts.
    33AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:13
    Re: #12
    They were world No. 3 in this year's VNL. That's plenty strong.
    26AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:11
    Ball sports where Japan can actually win globally:

    Baseball, rugby, volleyball, badminton, table tennis

    Ball sports where Japan is hopeless globally:
    Soccer (lit. "ball-kicking" — a dismissive nickname used by anti-soccer posters), basketball
    52AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:18
    Re: #26
    Baseball got crushed by Venezuela though
    27AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:11
    It's a men's sport, but there are no male fans.
    30AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:13
    Re: #27
    They've kept up that strategy for over 20 years and it's worked reasonably well, so why not?
    34AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:13
    Re: #27
    I'm a middle-aged guy, but I'm enough of a fan to go watch matches in person. Just don't know anyone else like me around here.
    40AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:15
    Wait, had they not made it to the actual Olympic tournament in decades?
    42AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:16
    Re: #40
    They played Italy in Paris and had it down to match point, but then blew it with a huge comeback loss — I remember them in tears.
    53AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:19
    Instagram follower counts

    Soccer
    670M Ronaldo
    510M Messi
    240M Neymar

    Cricket
    270M Kohli
    50.53M Dhoni
    46.44M Sharma

    Basketball
    150M LeBron
    57.11M Curry
    21.79M Westbrook

    Tennis
    21.12M Nadal
    16.72M Djokovic
    8.74M Alcaraz

    American Football
    16.54M Beckham
    15.53M Brady
    6.46M Mahomes

    Baseball
    10.82M Ohtani
    2.48M Tatis
    2.36M Yamamoto

    Volleyball
    2.47M Takahashi
    2.04M Ishikawa
    1.91M Souza
    77AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:30
    Re: #53
    Volleyball's got fewer followers than baseball, huh lol
    57AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:19
    The women's team lost in the semis so Fuji TV must've been pretty deflated (Fuji TV is the network that heavily promotes volleyball broadcasts in Japan), but good for the men's team.
    67AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:23
    Re: #57
    The women's Olympic qualification looks hopeless now.
    60AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:20
    Men's volleyball is seriously strong right now, just like yesterday's match against South Korea.
    87AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:36
    Re: #60
    Yesterday's Korea match, Japan was basically just goofing around lol
    61AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:20
    Season attendance
    7.73M J1 (soccer, top division)
    4.84M B.League (basketball)
    2.91M J2 (soccer, 2nd division)
    1.28M J3 (soccer, 3rd division)
    0.66M SV League (Japan's top volleyball league)
    0.50M Volleyball Serie A1 (volleyball's top league worldwide)


    Even the world's top volleyball league draws smaller crowds than soccer's J3 or basketball's B2. Salaries for even the best volleyball players in the world are dirt cheap too.
    79AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:32
    Re: #61
    Think about the size of a soccer pitch versus a volleyball court. Then think about stadium capacity too.
    62AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:20
    Is this medal-guaranteed level already?
    64AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:21
    Re: #62
    If Ishikawa stays consistent, they're strong.
    70AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:23
    Korea was way too weak this time.
    93AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:39
    Re: #70
    Korea's not that bad though — they went on to win bronze in the third-place match after that. It's just that Japan is a cut above the rest of Asia.
    81AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:32
    Soccer players' Instagram followers
    #1 Ronaldo (660M)
    #2 Messi (510M)
    #3 Neymar (230M)
    #4 Mbappé (130M)
    #5 Salah (65.58M)

    Baseball players' Instagram followers
    #1 Ohtani (10.83M)
    #2 Tatis Jr. (2.48M)
    #3 Yamamoto (2.36M)
    #4 Trout (2.22M)
    #5 Judge (2.06M)

    Volleyball players' Instagram followers
    #1 Güneş (3.92M)
    #2 Carvalho (3.55M)
    #3 Takahashi (2.44M)
    #4 Valdés (2.33M)
    #5 Altynbekova (1.14M)
    *All except Takahashi are women
    86AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:36
    Re: #81
    So Japanese soccer players don't measure up globally in skill OR social media popularity, huh. Meanwhile baseball and volleyball at least have a few Japanese names in there.
    82AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:34
    Ishikawa's done. No way he makes it to the Olympics in two years. Time for him to retire from the national team.
    90AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:37
    Re: #82
    The commentators were working hard to defend him, but surprisingly the announcer showed no mercy.
    100AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:41
    Even being this strong, they still can't get a medal once it's actually the Olympics.
    109AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:48
    Re: #100
    Volleyball's popular worldwide, so the competition's fierce. Not quite on soccer's level, but the US, Russia, and Europe — Italy, France, Poland, plus a bunch of smaller countries — are all pretty strong. Brazil and Argentina too.
    101AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:41
    Fukatsu probably doesn't think he'll actually be at the Olympics himself. Feels like he sees getting Japan there as his final job.
    103AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:42
    Re: #101
    Really? That's rough.

    Background and key discussion points

    Olympic qualification for men’s volleyball is decided through results at the Asian Championship and world rankings, and clinching a spot before the Olympic year itself is the fastest Japan has managed since 1976. The thread split over whether the team’s current form will actually hold up when it matters — memories of the come-from-ahead loss to Italy at the 2024 Paris Olympics collided with confidence built on this year’s third-place VNL finish, producing both bullish and cautious takes. Comparisons with J.League and pro baseball attendance and social-media follower counts also came up, highlighting how the sport’s name recognition doesn’t always match its on-court strength. Worth noting as backdrop: the women’s national team was eliminated around the same time and is considered all but out of Olympic contention, a stark contrast to the men’s success.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Volleyball] Japan men clinch LA Olympic berth! Rout Iran, secure spot before Olympic year for the first time since 1976 / Final: Japan 3-0 Iran”.

  • No Foul for Ogawa’s Shirt-Yank on a Teen — Same Play Gets a Yellow Card Minutes Later, Fans Slam the Officiating

    Machida Zelvia’s Japan international forward Koki Ogawa yanked 16-year-old midfielder Makoto Mitsudera down by the back of his jersey in the 21st minute of the second half of the match against Yokohama F. Marinos (September 12, National Stadium), but no foul was called and play continued. Right after the match ended in a 1-1 draw, Yokohama FM forward Yuki Kondo was shown a yellow card for pulling Yuki Soma’s shirt — and the inconsistency in officiating standards became a hot topic on social media. On 5channel, many said “It’s not Ogawa’s fault, it’s the referee’s fault for not blowing the whistle,” while others criticized the play itself as “dirty” and “embarrassing for a national team player,” leaving opinion split.

    A single play by Machida Zelvia’s Japan international forward Koki Ogawa (29) during the match against Yokohama F. Marinos (September 12, MUFG National Stadium) has drawn attention on social media.

    The match ended in a 1-1 draw, but the incident happened in the 21st minute of the second half, while Yokohama FM led 1-0. Ogawa grabbed the shirt of opposing midfielder Makoto Mitsudera (16) from behind and pulled him down. Mitsudera appealed for a foul, but play continued as normal.

    Immediately after, Yokohama FM forward Yuki Kondo was shown a yellow card for pulling midfielder Yuki Soma’s shirt, which put Ogawa’s earlier action even more in the spotlight. Comments flooded social media questioning the officiating, including “How is that not a foul?” and “There’s no way that yellow for Kondo makes sense — if that’s a card, why wasn’t Ogawa carded for doing the same thing moments earlier?”

    Source: tokyo-sports.co.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:15
    Reasons soccer is boring

    0-0 drags on forever
    No shots at all, just endless passing
    No intricate strategy like baseball
    Guys flop dramatically without even being touched
    Snitching to the ref to get an opponent sent off
    Violence when the ref isn't looking
    A national team player pulling a 16-year-old's shirt when the ref isn't looking
    Soccer fans have low manners too
    55AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:12
    Re: #4
    A call favoring Kashima and Machida, lol
    7AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:19
    Why is soccer so soft on shirt-pulling?
    23AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:28
    Re: #7
    It's not soft on it — it literally says a yellow was given.
    Ogawa's just got overlooked because it happened away from the ball.
    If that had happened inside the box, VAR would've caught it and it'd have been a penalty.
    32AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:39
    Re: #23
    Doesn't matter if it's away from the ball, a foul's a foul though.
    61AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:29
    Re: #23
    Taking out a player who might get involved in a scoring chance, away from the ball — that's basically Machida's, or really coach Kuroda's, go-to move.
    9AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:19
    It's just bad because the referee isn't consistent.
    Ogawa's play wasn't clean either, but it's not really worth criticizing him for.
    13AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:21
    It's an officiating problem.
    And honestly attitudes toward what counts as a foul have been shifting since this World Cup.
    14AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:21
    He whipped out that yellow card with total confidence, lol
    25AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:29
    Re: #14
    Why'd that suddenly turn into a yellow card, lol
    19AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:23
    So what, am I supposed to check my opponent's age before pulling his shirt?
    20AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:23
    I was at the stadium yesterday, didn't realize that's what happened lol
    Honestly had no idea.
    22AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:25
    This isn't really about Ogawa — it's about the ref, since the exact same shirt-pull by a Marinos player got carded right after, so the standard doesn't match up.
    24AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:28
    Stuff like this happens all the time in the rest of the world.
    26AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:33
    "A national team player doing something like this? What a disgrace to the national team, Koki Ogawa. I was hoping you'd keep doing well, but this is disappointing."

    No need to go that far though.
    29AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:36
    Re: #26
    Going to Machida was the mistake.
    That's it.
    31AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:38
    Even I, who's not an Ogawa fan, can tell this one's not on him.
    37AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:49
    And here he was celebrating Kamada's goal like it was his own, lol
    38AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:50
    I'd love to see Mitsudera called up for the Asian Cup.
    40AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:55
    Honestly it's less about Ogawa and more about the terrible referee.
    42AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:58
    Everyone's only looking at this from the victim's side, but
    this time it just happened not to be called a foul —
    what if he pulls this in a national team match and gets a straight red?
    Then the team's stuck playing a man down for the rest of the game.
    That's way too much risk for a player like this.
    54AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:10
    Re: #42
    It'd just be a yellow since it's not DOGSO (denial of an obvious goal-scoring opportunity) — it was a bit far from goal anyway.
    76AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:58
    Re: #42
    There's no way something like this turns into a red card.
    43AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:58
    Thought it was Tadanari Lee for a second, but it was Koki Ogawa (´・ω・`)
    45AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:59
    Machida's not exactly popular anyway,
    so what's one more strike against them, lol
    47AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:04
    Refs have been soft on Machida's rough play for a year or two now too.
    Feels like the favoritism just shifted from Kawasaki to Machida.
    48AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:05
    Re: #17
    You didn't even see it and you're still weighing in?
    That's funny.
    49AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:05
    This one's on Ogawa doing the obvious thing.
    Of course you stop the play even if it means risking a foul.

    The one at fault is the referee who didn't call it.
    50AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:06
    Of course you pull a shirt sometimes — that's just how it goes.
    If you can't handle that, you won't make it on the world stage.
    If anything, the rest of the world is way tougher than this.
    What exactly are people trying to coddle here?
    Keep it up and you'll stunt players who could actually grow.

    Everyone makes a big deal about referee quality,
    but honestly, low-quality fans getting in the way of a player's growth is the bigger problem.
    51AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:07
    Ogawa stopped the play knowing he might get a yellow for it.
    For some reason the ref just didn't call a foul.
    Isn't that a referee-quality issue?
    53AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:10
    Re: #46
    That's not some flimsy excuse.
    Whether something is right or wrong isn't always so black and white.
    60AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:24
    Well, this is that mysterious 'Machida whistle' everyone talks about…
    67AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:47
    Re: #1
    If the ref had just blown the whistle none of this would've happened — guess he gave the rookie a little welcome-to-the-pros baptism, lol
    70AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:50
    Re: #67
    He gave a college player the same treatment too.
    Except they lost that one.
    And then made excuses about it on top of that.

    Background and Key Points of Debate

    In soccer, pulling an opponent’s shirt to stop their movement is known as a “professional foul,” and if it denies a clear goal-scoring opportunity it can result in a red card — but minor contact in an area unrelated to the ball is often waved off at the referee’s discretion. Since this incident happened outside the penalty area, it wasn’t subject to VAR review either. On the thread, the main point of contention isn’t “Ogawa’s personal conduct” so much as the fact that the standard for calling fouls shifted within the same match. Some comments also brought up frustrations with Machida’s tactics and past conduct, but that’s a separate issue from this specific play and should be read apart from the facts of the article itself. Also worth noting: Mitsudera’s age of 16 is mentioned in comments to emphasize how bad the foul looks, but the play itself is the kind of foul that could happen to a player of any age.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Soccer] Machida’s Koki Ogawa causes a stir by pulling 16-year-old Makoto Mitsudera’s shirt — questions over the officiating, some disappointment too.”

  • If “Chiikawa” Got a Video Game? 5ch: “It’d Turn Out Like FromSoftware or Capcom”

    A poster on 5ch’s “Hardware/Industry” (Geha) board started a thread hoping to cash in by turning the popular character Chiikawa into a video game, asking others to help figure out a suitable genre and developer. Replies were split on how to capture the original’s “poison” — some pitched a Mystery Dungeon-style roguelike or an MMO, others wanted a Pikmin-style game where the characters are treated as expendable, and others imagined a FromSoftware- or Capcom-style action game with brutally unfair deaths. Suggested developers included Furyu, Nintendo, and Bandai, and some replies pointed out that a game called “Chiikawa Pocket” already exists.

    1AnonymousSep 13, 2026 16:47
    I want this to be a massive hit and get filthy rich
    If I can rake in hundreds of millions, I can start my life over from zero
    So I'm counting on your advice to make it happen
    4AnonymousSep 13, 2026 16:52
    So you get the characters from Nagano, and a development studio actually makes the game —

    what exactly are YOU doing?
    45AnonymousSep 13, 2026 17:47
    Re: #4
    Negotiating with Nagano, finding a developer and hashing out terms, securing distribution channels, building and executing a sales strategy, building and executing a promo strategy, acting as the go-between to keep every partner company negotiating and moving in sync, lining up sponsors and negotiating with them, and if you can't find sponsors, scrounging up funding some other way — stuff like that

    If you're doing this as a hobby, sure, all you have to do is make the game. But if you're doing it as a job, it's not that simple.
    6AnonymousSep 13, 2026 16:53
    Chiikawa's Mystery Dungeon
    A slightly cuter remaster
    8AnonymousSep 13, 2026 16:55
    A world-simulator MMO, no question.
    9AnonymousSep 13, 2026 16:55
    It'll never outdo Sumikko Gurashi or Tamagotchi.
    10AnonymousSep 13, 2026 16:55
    Development's by Nintendo— oops, said too much.
    11AnonymousSep 13, 2026 16:56
    Chiikawa Wii: Perfect Closer
    14AnonymousSep 13, 2026 16:58
    Just make it solo with RPG Maker, wouldn't that be fine?
    18AnonymousSep 13, 2026 17:01
    What people want from Chiikawa is more of a "Honogurashi no Niwa" vibe (a laid-back, slice-of-life garden game).
    19AnonymousSep 13, 2026 17:02
    Chiikawa Musou (Warriors-style)
    Chiikawa Nobunaga's Ambition
    Chiikawa Romance of the Three Kingdoms
    20AnonymousSep 13, 2026 17:02
    We live in an age where AI can make this stuff — why are you relying on other people?
    23AnonymousSep 13, 2026 17:08
    Re: #20
    Are you an idiot? You'd get arrested for copyright infringement.
    25AnonymousSep 13, 2026 17:14
    Come On Over, Chiikawa Forest (an Animal Crossing parody)
    That would sell like crazy.
    27AnonymousSep 13, 2026 17:18
    Get Furyu to make "Chiikawa Forest" 😠
    29AnonymousSep 13, 2026 17:20
    Chiikawa Souls
    Let's have FromSoftware make it.
    30AnonymousSep 13, 2026 17:21
    On PS5 it'd be an FPS or crime-horror game
    On Switch it'd be a party game.
    31AnonymousSep 13, 2026 17:21
    It'd probably end up like a FromSoftware or Capcom game
    since enemies attack you even while you're just going about your normal life.
    32AnonymousSep 13, 2026 17:25
    Personally, I think the safe bet would be a hero-dispatch business sim.
    33AnonymousSep 13, 2026 17:26
    Get Bandai to make a side-scrolling action game 😠
    35AnonymousSep 13, 2026 17:30
    Threads like this turning out to be dead serious instead of a joke is exactly why you can't let your guard down around this crowd.
    36AnonymousSep 13, 2026 17:31
    Let's get Psikyo to make a strip mahjong game.
    37AnonymousSep 13, 2026 17:31
    Carddass Chiikawa
    3 cards for 100 yen
    41AnonymousSep 13, 2026 17:41
    There's already some weird idle mobile game out for it, right?
    44AnonymousSep 13, 2026 17:45
    No matter how you look at it, isn't an Animal Crossing-style game the optimal answer?
    46AnonymousSep 13, 2026 17:47
    CHIKIRO USAGI‘S DIE TWISE
    47AnonymousSep 13, 2026 17:51
    If it's Chiikawa
    it's gotta be a roguelite or survival-crafting game
    one where you get unfairly wrecked and somehow have to make do.
    51AnonymousSep 13, 2026 17:54
    A Pikmin-style game where you use the Chiikawa characters as expendable troops.
    79AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:26
    Re: #51
    Ah, I see — getting stomped flat by a Damagumo (a spider-like Chiikawa monster) and leaving a pool of blood.
    Nagano really does love splatter.
    52AnonymousSep 13, 2026 17:58
    Re: #1
    If you don't have money, nobody trusts you
    and nobody's going to hear you out.
    You should've at least become friends with Nagano before Chiikawa was ever drawn.
    53AnonymousSep 13, 2026 17:59
    I've got the pitch, but no way I'm handing it out for free lol
    54AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:00
    Re: #1
    Has to be "Sanctuarious of Smally Prittyra," obviously.
    56AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:01
    Some kind of Chiikarin with really shaggy, matted fur
    57AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:01
    The genre would probably depend on how much of the original's "poison" (dark edge) you dial in.
    61AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:21
    Demon Slayer said back when it was exploding in popularity that they'd release a mobile game, and it still never came out.
    62AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:23
    That baffling fortune-telling arcade machine, but Chiikawa-themed
    and a Chiikawa arm-wrestling machine.
    64AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:32
    Chiikawa Musou wouldn't be bad, right?
    Like the special attack triggers with a "Nooo!" cutscene lol
    65AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:37
    Nagano would probably be happier with a game where Chiikawa dies constantly.
    67AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:40
    This one's easy
    just ask whichever company makes the Tamagotchi games.
    75AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:11
    Uh, "Chiikawa Pocket" already exists though?
    83AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:33
    Re: #75
    People on Geha really do have tunnel vision — I bet most of them are running their mouths without even knowing that exists.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Chiikawa is a character created by Nagano, and a hugely popular IP with a steady stream of merchandise and collaborations. The thread began as a playful thought experiment — not a live-action adaptation, but a hypothetical video game — and opinions diverged over how to translate the original’s signature blend of “cuteness” and “unreasonably brutal death” into gameplay. The popularity of Pikmin-style expendable-character concepts and roguelite pitches reflects the source material’s habit of putting its characters through terrible ordeals. At the same time, some replies pointed to the practical hurdles of actually pulling off such a project — negotiating rights with Nagano, coordinating with developers and sponsors — offering a glimpse of real-world game production difficulties even in what was ultimately a fantasy thread. As noted in the thread itself, a mobile game called “Chiikawa Pocket” is, in fact, already available.

    ※This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Hardware/Industry, “Geha”) thread “I’m thinking of turning Chiikawa into a video game — help me figure out the right genre and developer.”

  • VIVANT to go on hiatus for 2 episodes starting next week — 5ch: “I just assumed it’d run until next year”

    Near the end of episode 18 (season 2, episode 8) of TBS’s Sunday Theater drama “VIVANT,” which aired on the 13th, lead actor Masato Sakai appeared in a video message announcing that the show would go on a two-episode hiatus starting next week to make way for Asian Games coverage. Sakai also touched on the finale, saying, “The final episode airs November 8th — six more to go.” On the 5ch Geinou/Sports News+ board, reactions were mixed, with threads full of surprise at the show having fewer episodes than expected, speculation about a sequel movie, and complaints about the slow pace of the story.

    At the end of “VIVANT,” Masato Sakai drops a shocking announcement — “I can’t take it”: a storm of anguished cries on X — also touches on the finale

    Episode 18 (season 2, episode 8) of TBS’s Sunday Theater drama “VIVANT” (Sundays at 9 p.m.) aired on the 13th.

    At the end of the show, lead actor Masato Sakai appeared in a video message announcing that the program would be pre-empted for two episodes starting next week due to Asian Games broadcasts.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:50
    They said this was a two-cour series (roughly six months of episodes), but that's not many episodes for that.
    8AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:55
    Re: #2
    Ratings were probably lower than expected, so they switched to the movie cash-grab strategy for the ending.
    18AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:56
    Re: #2
    That's because they're doing the continuation as a movie.
    87AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:28
    Re: #2
    And here I was expecting something on the level of 'The White Tower' (a classic, densely plotted Japanese drama).
    3AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:51
    I just assumed it would run until next year.
    4AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:53
    Well, Midoriko's still around.
    Though Denny lost.
    5AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:53
    Honestly it's just boring, so I might drop it.
    6AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:53
    I assumed this episode would get all the way through the rescue operation.
    16AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:56
    Re: #6
    Same here.
    Even if they didn't finish the whole operation, I figured they'd at least get to the reunion with Kurosu.
    It's moving way too slowly — genuinely irritating.
    Come on, not right before the hiatus.
    56AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:13
    Re: #6
    Same here.

    And I thought the second half would be about crushing Shinshi.
    9AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:55
    They started throwing in unnecessary voice actors and weird illustrated characters, and it suddenly felt cheap.
    Today another odd voice actor showed up too.
    Totally killed the mood.
    14AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:55
    I dropped out two episodes ago.
    It was just too boring.
    15AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:56
    I'm excited now, but for a different reason.

    This episode broke through into full-blown chuunibyou light-novel territory — a real ●-work, right? (chuunibyou: slang for over-the-top, edgy teenage delusions of grandeur; the ● marks a word the poster self-censored)
    19AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:56
    We don't need the Asian Games soccer coverage.
    I don't want to watch that ball-kicking crap, just air VIVANT already.
    58AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:14
    Re: #19
    I feel like they said the soccer broadcast was on Wednesday.
    20AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:56
    Lol there are people here who said they dropped the show but keep showing up anyway.
    23AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:58
    Re: #20
    They're probably still watching every week because they can't help being curious, lol.
    21AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:57
    The voice actors' voices stick out like a sore thumb.
    Maybe because people were calling it a '24' ripoff, they even brought in a Jack Bauer type — that was garbage too.
    Is this a comedy skit or what?
    24AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:58
    The rescue wraps up in the finale, you know?
    30AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:00
    Re: #24
    I'm seriously starting to feel like they'll drag it out that long.
    Three more episodes for the rescue arc.
    Three episodes for the escape arc.
    Then Beki comes back to life at the end and it becomes a movie.
    26AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:59
    I'm worried about Midoriko's health…
    36AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:03
    Reasons this is failing:

    AI Hayato (voice acting)
    The 'okama' dubbing (voice acting) (okama: Japanese slang for an effeminate/drag-style character, used here disparagingly)
    51AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:10
    Re: #36
    More than that, there's a lot less depiction of the Special Unit's superhuman abilities compared to season 1, which makes it boring.
    38AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:05
    Is a movie adaptation coming?
    44AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:08
    Re: #38
    At this pace, won't the conflict with Shinshi go completely unresolved by the finale?
    Shinshi will probably get intel on Nokoru after he waltzes in there, and then Tent and Shinshi will end up in a full-blown clash anyway.
    42AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:07
    This week was seriously not entertaining.
    46AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:08
    Re: #42
    There hasn't been a single good episode this season, has there?
    59AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:15
    To begin with, isn't it way too convenient that five supposedly flawless Special Unit members all got kidnapped together?
    And then 'Special Unit is abandoning them, so let's all band together and save them' — that's just something else.
    62AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:16
    Re: #59
    Lol you clearly weren't watching properly.
    66AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:18
    It kind of feels like a super-expensive version of one of those Sunday-morning kids' tokusatsu shows TV Asahi runs (´・ω・`)
    Or maybe more like that old TBS show 'Ando Lloyd.'
    It's so divorced from reality it feels like something an adult wrote with full-on chuunibyou energy.

    I never felt this way with 'Hanzawa Naoki,' but VIVANT gives me secondhand embarrassment.
    70AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:20
    Re: #66
    The tokusatsu shows are better, honestly — they at least have a highlight moment every episode.
    Even 'MER,' which also gets called Super Sentai-esque and whose own production team openly calls it a hero show, is way better than this.
    68AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:19
    The teaser made it sound like this episode would wrap up the first half, so I was watching thinking the rescue would succeed and the second half would kick off in October. But then — huh, only 20 minutes left, are they going to make it? 10 minutes left… wait, this is where it ends?! Left me feeling pretty unsatisfied…
    84AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:26
    Re: #68
    Seriously, that was not a good stopping point at all.
    71AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:20
    Today's ratings are probably going to be huge.
    74AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:22
    Re: #71
    Going by the minute-by-minute ratings (T-VAL), it'll probably be down from last time.
    77AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:22
    How many people is that now who 'died' but actually didn't?
    And I figured Nozaki would be weakened and compliant, but that's not how it's going, is it?
    78AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:23
    Re: #77
    It's just Otokojuku style, I guess. (a nod to the absurdly over-the-top manga 'Sakigake!! Otokojuku,' known for ridiculous not-dead-after-all twists)

    Background and points of debate

    “VIVANT” is a popular entry in TBS’s Sunday Theater lineup, and season 2 has drawn just as much attention as the original. The hiatus announcement, however, brought a wave of reactions along the lines of “that’s fewer episodes than I expected.” Opinions in the thread split over the show’s pacing: some viewers see it as careful, deliberate storytelling, while many others feel the rescue operation and the reunion with Kurosu are dragging on too long. Several posts speculated the story would wrap up with a theatrical film, but that’s purely fan speculation — the article itself makes no mention of any sequel or movie in production. The hiatus itself is due to Asian Games coverage, and the finale is confirmed within the show to air on November 8th.

    ※This article was compiled by excerpting and summarizing the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[TV] “VIVANT” — At the end of the show, Masato Sakai drops a shocking announcement, “I can’t take it”: a storm of anguished cries on X… Also touches on the finale: “November 8th is the final episode. Six more to go.”.”

  • Tatsunori Hara Lent Shigenobu Shinnosuke His Ferrari — His Car Collection Becomes a Hot Topic

    Shinnosuke Shigenobu, who played for the Yomiuri Giants and retired at the end of last season, appeared on a TOKYO FM radio program and revealed that Tatsunori Hara (now a senior advisor in the Giants’ front office) had lent him his Ferrari to drive. Hara reportedly even handed over the key to his garage. On 5channel, the story took off, with users piling on details about Hara owning several other luxury cars besides the Ferrari — including a Mercedes-Benz S-Class and a Lexus LS — plus one gift anecdote after another about his generosity toward other players. Meanwhile, plenty of posts couldn’t resist comparing him to his successor as manager, Shinnosuke Abe.

    1AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:22
    TOKYO FM's "SGC presents Hisayoshi Nagano's El Dorado ~ The New Golden Age~" (Sundays 8:00 a.m.), hosted by Hisayoshi Nagano (41, now a senior advisor in the Giants' front office), who played for the Giants and the Carp before retiring at the end of last season, aired on the 13th. The guest was former Giants player turned entrepreneur Shinnosuke Shigenobu (33), who also retired at the end of last season. The episode revealed the almost unbelievable generosity and deep affection for his players shown by former Giants manager Tatsunori Hara (68).
    At a listener's request, Shigenobu shared his memories of Hara.
    "Well… honestly, to me he's just this 'THE commander'-type figure…," Shigenobu said.
    8AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:24
    He's got both a Ferrari AND a Lexus?
    He's probably keeping a third car around just for himself to drive too
    Way too rich
    15AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:26
    Re: #8
    Isn't it actually a Lamborghini?
    A Lexus? Are you guys broke or something
    18AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:26
    Re: #15
    The article says the L-car is a Japanese luxury car
    22AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:27
    Re: #15
    The article literally says the L-car is a Japanese luxury car lol
    10AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:25
    I mean, this is a guy who once handed a yakuza member ¥100 million (roughly $700,000), so of course he's loaded
    13AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:26
    Re: #10
    Reminder: the courts ruled he was the victim of extortion in that case
    21AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:27
    Hara really has a ton of bathhouse stories lol
    Didn't he also give Okamoto advice buck naked in the bath?
    And he gave Akihiro a solid gold necklace in the bath too
    40AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:31
    Re: #21
    Apparently when Kamei screwed up in a game and got chewed out on the bench, Hara cheered him up in the bath that night by saying they'd drink wine together later
    23AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:27
    Re: #8
    Looked it up — apparently he owns a Mercedes S-Class, a Ferrari 400, and a Lexus LS
    28AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:28
    Re: #23
    Dude's a total monster lol
    44AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:32
    Re: #23
    A Ferrari 400 — the man's got great taste
    24AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:27
    Huh?? "The players won't even come apologize to me 💢"
    31AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:28
    Re: #24
    Seriously, what a small cup (Japanese slang for narrow-minded/petty)
    32AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:29
    I think this every single time — Abe watched Hara up close like this for years, so how did he end up becoming the exact opposite kind of manager?
    39AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:31
    Re: #32
    Because his character/capacity is just way too small
    79AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:47
    Re: #32
    Hara's simply a baseball elite on a whole different level
    37AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:30
    Most people wouldn't even want their own family driving their car without asking — Hara's amazing
    38AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:31
    Re: #37
    Eh, that part's not really a big deal
    46AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:34
    Handing over the actual garage key shows he really "gets it"
    From a subordinate's perspective, having to go ask your boss in person every single time is awkward
    That's exactly the kind of thing that shows how great HARA is
    The man is just too considerate
    50AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:36
    Re: #46
    Still, Shigenobu's got some nerve, driving that Ferrari around all the time
    58AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:38
    Re: #46
    Respect to the subordinate who actually drove it too
    No matter how much I loved cars, I could never bring myself to drive someone else's super-luxury car — way too nerve-wracking
    I'd be fine just drooling over it from a distance though
    59AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:38
    Re: #46
    He's really good at managing distance with his subordinates
    He's genuinely updated his mindset for the Reiwa era
    49AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:35
    The good thing is Hara never brags about these stories himself
    It's way cooler when it leaks out through the people around him instead of him showing off
    81AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:49
    Re: #49
    This is a guy who got publicly dressed down by the legendary "O-N" duo (Sadaharu Oh & Shigeo Nagashima) during the speech at his own wedding — and had it broadcast on TV, no less. Straight-up power harassment.
    He turned that bad example into becoming this considerate toward his own subordinates
    69AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:41
    He's so beloved that former subordinates make a point of personally reporting to him when they retire and start a company
    His character is just on another level entirely
    Watching Abe just makes that even more obvious
    71AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:42
    Re: #69
    Meanwhile Abe can't even get people to want to play a round of golf with him
    95AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:56
    Why does Hara have so much money anyway?
    96AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:00
    Re: #95
    Even leaving aside what he earned as a player, he's been a manager making over 100 million yen a year for over a decade — of course he's rich
    101AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:05
    Seriously, Hara would make a great politician
    104AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:06
    Re: #101
    There's no way he hasn't been approached to run for office at some point
    111AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:10
    Would you really think "great, I've got the key, time to cruise around in my boss's luxury car!"?
    Especially when you have to go all the way to his house every single time
    114AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:12
    Re: #111
    Does he give it back every time?

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    Tatsunori Hara has long been known for “big-hearted guy” anecdotes dating back to his playing days, with stories about advice he gave Kazuma Okamoto and gifts he gave Kazuki Akihiro repeatedly making headlines. Meanwhile, Shinnosuke Abe, who succeeded him as manager, is frequently talked about for his strict coaching style, and the thread was full of posts comparing how the two men treat their subordinates — but it’s worth keeping in mind these comparisons are based on hearsay and thread-level impressions, and may not reflect how each man actually manages in practice. The thread also references a past incident in which Hara was reportedly asked for cash by individuals connected to organized crime; it’s worth knowing that the courts recognized Hara as the victim of extortion in that case, since without that context the story is easy to misread.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5channel (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Great News] Giants Manager Hara Was Lending His Ferrari to Shigenobu wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.”

  • Japan Basketball Crushed by Korea 83-100, Squeaks Through as Runner-Up — 5ch: “Korea’s Playing for Real to Dodge Military Service”

    In the final match of Group A of the men’s basketball preliminary round at the Aichi-Nagoya Asian Games, Japan lost to Korea 83-100, finishing the first round in second place with a 2-1 record. Korea went 3-0 to top the group. Reactions on 5ch pointed out that Japan’s squad was built around young players rather than the full national team, and that for Korea, winning a medal at the Asian Games exempts athletes from mandatory military service — meaning they field serious lineups across every sport. Users also compared this to Japan’s strong showing in other sports like volleyball, and discussion touched on the nationality and backgrounds of national team players.

    Daily Sports

    9/13

    On the 13th, at IG Arena in Nagoya, the men’s basketball preliminary round — held ahead of the official opening of the Aichi-Nagoya Asian Games — saw Japan lose to Korea 83-100 in Group A’s final match, closing out the group stage in second place with a 2-1 record. Korea topped the group with a perfect 3-0 record. The quarterfinals will be held on the 16th.

    Source: daily.co.jp / Read the original article here

    3AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:32
    So Japan's lineup was mostly young players, huh
    43AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:52
    Re: #3
    >Alex Kirk (34)

    Surprisingly not that young-player-focused after all
    Just the B-team
    6AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:34
    Well yeah, of course Korea's strong when they've got Lee Hyun-jung
    8AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:34
    Volleyball was a total win though…
    Meanwhile basketball is like this…
    11AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:37
    These days Hachimura and Suzuki are off playing goalkeeper in England, you know
    12AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:37
    Team Japan doesn't have a single full-squad player on it
    15AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:39
    So basketball really isn't a serious squad for Japan, huh?
    Men's soccer and men's volleyball aren't sending their A-teams either, are they
    But swimming and track and field go in at full strength
    28AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:45
    Re: #15
    Volleyball's missing Ishikawa and Nishida too
    Makes sense, back-to-back volleyball tournaments would be brutal
    Though apparently Ishikawa is playing on the women's side lol
    16AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:39
    The Asian Games really kicked off quietly this time, huh
    19AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:40
    And that's even with naturalized former-foreign players on the roster
    21AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:41
    Feels like there've been a lot of Japan-Korea matchups lately
    Volleyball: total win
    Basketball and baseball: total loss
    22AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:41
    It's basketball we're talking about, not volleyball, Akechi (a stock meme phrasing used to correct someone)
    23AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:41
    So weak…
    There's no other team sport where we lose to Korea
    Baseball, soccer, volleyball — Japan wins those like it's nothing
    24AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:42
    Korea's fielding an all pure-blooded Korean squad, and Japan still loses even with naturalized players on the team?
    52AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:03
    Re: #24
    Korea's not all pure-blooded either
    Even the U19 soccer captain was of Russian descent
    81AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:22
    Re: #24
    Korea's got mixed-race players too
    Eddie Daniel
    25AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:43
    Well, Koreans are taller on average anyway
    26AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:44
    Without an import ringer, there's just no hope
    29AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:45
    Volleyball is amazing but basketball is just pathetic
    Volleyball is way more popular than basketball these days
    I can't get into basketball because the players — pro, amateur, men's, women's — all seem so flashy and shallow
    Volleyball, even at the high school level, is brutally strict and disciplined
    In basketball you can get by just being tall even with low athleticism
    But in volleyball your whole body has to be spring-loaded, diving for low balls
    The intensity, athleticism, and pace are all way higher in volleyball
    Basketball feels flat and monotonous, like it's just tossing balls into a hoop
    31AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:46
    For Japan it's a dead-rubber game, but for Korea, beating Japan means military service exemption — of course it's gonna go like this
    32AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:47
    Don't want to be misunderstood, but Japan's basketball is only about 7th in Asia
    That's different from volleyball or soccer
    33AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:47
    Unlike Japan, basketball is popular in Korea, but they're actually weak at it
    And Japan losing to them anyway is just pathetic
    83AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:24
    Re: #33
    Nah, they're strong enough to beat China repeatedly
    36AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:48
    Re: #28
    Wait, Ishikawa's not playing?
    Though Sato and others are
    38AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:48
    Just give up on basketball already
    A sport where the outcome comes down to body size difference
    No matter how much money you pour into facilities and promotion, it'll never catch on
    Honestly I don't even count volleyball as a real sport either
    Any sport that can't win Olympic gold, just scrap it, scrap it
    ( ´◔‿◔`)
    39AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:49
    Can't be helped at the Asian Games — they're desperate since military exemption is on the line
    Especially in baseball, since it's the only tournament where they can earn the exemption
    40AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:49
    Even basketball got crushed, lmaooo 🤣🤣🤣
    41AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:52
    Sports where we can actually win it all…
    So just baseball then?

    Oh, and women's soccer too
    42AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:52
    Can't even win in Asia, yet in the domestic league they stick their tongue out and pose after hitting a three-pointer — hilarious, lol
    44AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:53
    Can't beat Korea no matter what we try
    It's embarrassing
    45AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:53
    Japan: "Lol, embarrassing how hard you're trying at the Asian Games"
    47AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:59
    Korea's sheer determination to dodge military service, even at a minor tournament like this
    49AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:02
    It's far from their best lineup, so of course
    70AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:32
    Wait, is Korea fielding their full squad because military exemption is on the line?
    71AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:34
    Re: #70
    Exactly right
    For Korean athletes, this matters more than their sport's Asian championships (Asia Cup) or Olympic qualifiers
    73AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:39
    Re: #70
    Korea sends its A-team in every single sport at the Asian Games
    It's the tournament with the best odds of landing the military exemption
    Japan basically sends second-stringers across the board — even judo is mostly young up-and-comers
    72AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:35
    In soccer, not just Japan but other countries don't send full squads either, so Korea can grab the military exemption pretty easily
    Apparently athletes in other sports call that unfair — guess it's the same story in basketball, lol
    75AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:42
    Re: #72
    The easiest exemption route for Korea is baseball
    The only real competition is Japan and Taiwan, but Japan sends industrial-league amateurs, and Taiwan isn't fielding its best either
    Honestly it'd be embarrassing if they *didn't* get the exemption at that level
    82AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:24
    Re: #72
    In basketball, plenty of countries besides Korea send their full A-squad and go all in
    Japan's using it as a development ground for young players though

    Background and key points of this discussion

    South Korea has a system that exempts athletes from mandatory military service for strong results at events like the Asian Games or the Olympics — a topic that often comes up around baseball and soccer — and basketball falls under this system too, with the team this time believed to be fielding its core players. Meanwhile, the view within the thread was that Japan’s roster, separate from its full national team, was centered on players from the development pipeline. It’s also worth noting that a post claiming “Korea’s team is all pure-blooded Koreans” was corrected by another reply citing the presence of mixed-race players on the roster, so it’s not as simple a picture as it might seem. There was also a comment noting that Japanese basketball currently ranks around 7th in Asia, suggesting it would be premature to draw broad conclusions about the overall skill gap from this one result against Korea.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports Express+) thread “[Basketball] Japan loses to Korea, advances in 2nd place — Asian Games, Japan 83-100 Korea.”

  • Father-in-law ‘sharpens’ Damascus steel knife with a power tool, 5ch: ‘That pattern’s just printed on’

    An episode posted on X became a hot topic on 5ch: a poster wrote that his father-in-law, insisting his wife’s beloved Damascus steel knife “wasn’t cutting well, so I had it sharpened,” took it to an acquaintance’s house and ran it through a power tool. Reports that the blade ended up looking chipped and jagged first drew a wave of comments pointing out that the knife probably wasn’t real Damascus steel to begin with — just a knife with the pattern printed on. From there the discussion expanded into a debate over whether a sharpener or a whetstone is the correct way to sharpen a blade, and even into historical arguments about whether samurai sharpened their own swords. What started as a small domestic incident spiraled into a full-blown debate about bladed tools.

    1AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:35
    @
    My wife's beloved Damascus steel knife.
    My father-in-law apparently took it upon himself, saying "I had it sharpened because it wasn't cutting well," and took it to an acquaintance's house where they went at it with a power tool.
    2AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:37
    Wait, this thing just has the Damascus pattern stamped on it — it's not actually Damascus steel.
    37AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:16
    Re: #2
    Yeah, for real, that's just printed on.
    3AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:38
    Honestly this looks like it was done on purpose just to go viral.
    8AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:40
    So did you end up stabbing your father-in-law with this knife or what?
    9AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:41
    If you're gonna sharpen it, use an actual whetstone lol
    That knife looks filthy now.
    10AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:41
    If it's 'my' father-in-law, that's my wife's biological father; if it's 'my wife's' father-in-law, that's my own father.
    12AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:42
    If it's just a knockoff, who cares.
    13AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:42
    Never seen such a sloppy sharpening job in my life.
    14AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:43
    There's this thing called a sharpener, you know.
    15AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:44
    This is ugly enough you could sue for property damage.
    He must've done it on purpose.
    16AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:48
    He probably did it himself just to farm views (バズり, i.e. 'going viral').
    17AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:48
    I didn't know what it actually was and was gonna buy one 'cause it's cheap, but I googled it and all the reviews said the sharpness is mediocre, so I passed.
    18AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:49
    I cut vegetables with factory machines for a living, and when the blade gets dull, the part-time lady (BBA, slang for an older woman) calls some old guy nearby to sharpen it with an angle grinder. I don't think it's actually getting any sharper, but she seems satisfied with it, so I just leave her to it.
    20AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:51
    People used to say Damascus steel and old Japanese swords were impossible to replicate, but materials science has since figured out it's just steel and soft iron imperfectly bonded in many layers at a temperature below melting point. So aside from antique value, there's nothing to be all that impressed by. Obviously modern alloy steel is superior anyway.
    24AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:57
    My dad used to play samurai at night sharpening knives on a whetstone too. Not the rhythmic shk-shk-shk sound — just an endless, slow shhh… shhh… The blade ended up chipped like a fine-toothed saw.
    30AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:06
    Re: #24
    Samurai didn't sharpen their own swords, lol.
    31AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:06
    Re: #24
    He was trying to kill you.
    25AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:57
    So you'll put up with a dull knife just to keep the pattern intact?
    26AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:58
    It doesn't even say the sharpness actually improved, and whatever tool he used, a power tool clearly isn't the right choice anyway.
    27AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:59
    There's even a chance he's not someone who cooks at all — he probably just pressed down on it with brute force instead of moving it back and forth, then complained 'this thing's dull!'
    28AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:03
    The moment it's visibly all jagged and gritty like that, there's no way the sharpness improved. He's probably just getting senile.
    29AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:04
    Knives like this are just about showing off the pattern, not about being sharp.
    34AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:12
    Re: #30
    Back when combat was central to daily life, lower-ranked samurai did some of it themselves — you needed 'neba-awase' (a quick touch-up honing before battle) too.
    35AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:14
    Wait, your father-in-law just took it without asking — are you living with your wife's dad?
    38AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:16
    Amazon sells Kyocera sharpeners.
    At least it sharpens better than an angle grinder.
    39AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:17
    Re: #36
    Did you just picture some Edo-era samurai in ceremonial robes holding a legendary sword?
    41AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:20
    Mr. Sore Loser here probably doesn't even know professional sword sharpeners (togishi) exist.
    42AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:21
    Re: #40
    So you jumped in without knowing about the era when swords were just plain combat tools. There were professional sharpeners, sure, but samurai did it themselves too.
    44AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:23
    Yeah, you clearly don't understand how this works, lol.
    45AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:23
    The fact you can't even respond to 'neba-awase' shows you're just picturing some Edo-era samurai in ceremonial robes holding a legendary sword. They did maintain their own gear — precisely because their lives were on the line.
    47AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:26
    Old man vs. old man, duking it out.

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    Commercially sold “Damascus knives” are often something quite different from genuine Damascus steel, which gets its wavy pattern from forge-welding many layers of steel and soft iron together. Cheaper products are mostly stainless steel knives whose surface has simply been laser-etched or acid-etched to reproduce the pattern, and many commenters on the thread agreed with the remark that it’s “just printed on.” Meanwhile, the discussion around blade sharpening grew from practical questions — the difference between a household sharpener and a whetstone, and whether it’s appropriate to grind a blade with a power tool (angle grinder) — into a historical debate over whether Japanese swords were handled only by professional sharpeners. No comments cited actual historical sources on this point, and opinions within the thread stayed divided without reaching a conclusion. One point readers can easily get wrong is that the name “Damascus” refers to the pattern, not a guarantee of the steel’s grade — so judging sharpness by price or brand alone would be premature.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “X user: ‘My wife’s beloved Damascus steel knife. My father-in-law apparently had it sharpened, saying it wasn’t cutting well, using a power tool at an acquaintance’s house.’“

  • Why Do AI-Generated Food Photos Creep People Out? 5ch: ‘Too Uniform, Too Unnatural’

    At a night market in Los Angeles, more and more food stalls are reportedly using AI-generated images for their menu photos. CNN reported that customers described the results as feeling off — “too perfect, almost rubbery.” On 5ch, users posted numerous examples of AI-generated food images, pointing out issues like overly uniform textures, unnatural angles, and a lack of steam. Others pushed back, arguing “AI itself isn’t the problem — it’s on whoever approved these images without checking them,” splitting opinion over whether to blame the technology itself or the businesses using it.

    Sep 13 (Sun), 3:10 PM JST

    CNN.co.jp

    (CNN) The menu photos lining food stalls at a night market in Hollywood look real at first glance — mountains of fries, taquitos, smoothies. But Adaeze Onyejekwe, 28, a Los Angeles resident who visited in late August, said that on closer inspection they looked too perfect, almost rubbery. “It didn’t look like chicken nuggets. It didn’t look like the food I normally eat,” she said.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    10AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:42
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HQKRnnlawAAtRo3.jpg
    43AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:57
    Re: #10
    It's probably that unsettling feeling you get when something's too uniform — it just doesn't match human intuition for what's natural.
    63AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:08
    Re: #10
    Why does it end up looking so buggy, like some kind of insect?
    70AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:11
    A psychic YouTuber said AI images universally give off bad energy, bad vibes.
    That's exactly what the image in Re: #10 looks like.
    18AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:46
    People who treat AI like some kind of mortal enemy are the ones being creepy here.
    22AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:49
    Re: #18
    They're just using the bad output as-is lol
    81AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:16
    Re: #18
    People feel genuine disgust at a world overrun with AI.
    They simply can't accept it.
    46AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:00
    Looks delicious~





    80AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:15
    Re: #46
    The shrimp one looks like some kind of larva.
    117AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:38
    Re: #46
    I get why they'd have AI make it, but I can't understand whoever signed off on this.
    173AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:27
    Re: #46
    AI isn't the problem here. What pisses me off is the judgment of whoever decided this was good enough. Does a restaurant that actually posts something this creepy even exist?
    53AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:02
    55AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:03
    Tried making one with Gemini
    88AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:18
    Re: #55
    The angle of the bowl is weird — it's tilting toward the viewer.
    131AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:59
    Re: #55
    Stuff always ends up looking like it's floating whenever Gemini makes these.

    163AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:17
    Re: #55
    Re: #131
    The front-to-back leveling is off.
    It's like the gravitational field itself is warped.
    75AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:14
    Even I, and I don't have trypophobia (fear of clustered small holes/bumps), find this gross.
    I can't imagine how someone who actually has the phobia would react.
    79AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:15
    Re: #75
    I closed the tab the second I saw it.
    96AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:23
    Re: #75
    Seriously, it brought tears to my eyes.
    89AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:19
    You could've just cooked the real thing and snapped a photo on your phone — why even bother with AI?
    99AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:25
    Re: #89
    That's fine for a basic menu listing, but for ad photos like the one in Re: #1, you really need proper photography or it just looks bad.
    101AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:28
    Re: #99
    Phones these days can take great photos too, you know.
    125AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:46
    Re: #101
    You've got to keep the lighting and that mouth-watering "sizzle" look consistent.
    And of course things like reflections showing up in a cup are a no-go too.
    119AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:40
    ChatGPT ("Chappy" to its fans) actually generates pretty decent images like this.
    121AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:42
    Re: #119
    The problem is these are menus for the restaurant's own brand-new items — not existing dishes.
    When you have AI generate something totally new with no precedent, you get Re: #46.
    158AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:13
    Re: #119,124
    Looks fine at a glance, but look closely and the noodles are too thick for this type of soup.
    165AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:19
    Re: #119
    There's no steam or anything, though.
    124AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:44
    Had ChatGPT draw some ramen —
    looks pretty tasty, right?
    126AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:48
    Re: #124
    The noodles look kind of gross somehow.
    135AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:06
    Well, of course people get annoyed when it doesn't match the real thing.
    Re: #124
    And they post it so confidently too, even though it looks like this.
    150AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:39
    Re: #124
    The noodles are so thick I can already imagine the soup being greasy and overly rich — I wouldn't order it.
    184AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:54
    Made the noodles a bit thinner
    189AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:05
    Re: #184
    Looks like someone already snuck a bite out of the egg yolk.
    202AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:46
    Re: #184
    There's zero evidence this thing has any idea what kikurage (wood ear mushroom) actually is.
    188AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:01
    Reminds me, someone once had AI "restore" this painting.
    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b7/Elias_Garcia_Martinez_-_Ecce_Homo.jpg

    Background and Key Points of the Discussion

    AI-generated images are said to trigger an “uncanny valley” reaction because their textures and shading are too uniform, straying from the natural variation people expect from real food based on experience. Thread commenters repeatedly pointed out unnatural details — the absence of steam, noodle thickness, and how light falls on the food. Opinion split over whether to blame the AI technology itself or the businesses that used the images without properly checking them, with AI defenders emphasizing the latter. Some also noted that while AI excels at reproducing existing dishes, it tends to fall apart more with restaurant-original new menu items, which have little training data to draw on — suggesting real limitations remain for its use in advertising photography. In compiling this article, replies disputing the authenticity of an unrelated disaster photo and exchanges that veered into sexual content were excluded.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (News Express+) thread “AI-Generated Food Photos Are an “Uncanny Valley” — Why Such a Backlash?.”