Category: Society

  • Complaints Mount Over ‘Imperial Palace Jogging,’ Ward Responds — 5ch: ‘It’s a Hookup Spot, After All’

    The area around the Imperial Palace in Tokyo’s Chiyoda Ward has long been famous as a hotspot for “Imperial Palace jogging,” but in recent years, friction between runners and pedestrians sharing the sidewalks has become increasingly noticeable. In an interview with Shueisha Online, a ward official acknowledged receiving requests to improve the walking environment. On a 5ch thread, alongside complaints about runners treating the narrow sidewalk like their own private track, several commenters pointed out that Imperial Palace jogging has somehow turned into a spot for meeting people and hunting for marriage partners, sparking a debate over whether restrictions are needed.

    Published 8/29 (Sat) 9:00 — Shueisha Online

    Debate has broken out on social media over so-called “Imperial Palace jogging” around the Imperial Palace in Tokyo’s Chiyoda Ward. What should Imperial Palace jogging ideally look like? We spoke with a Chiyoda Ward official.

    “We’ve received requests for the walking environment to be improved.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    2AnonymousAug 30, 2026 07:59
    Imperial Palace jogging — wait, you mean running on that gravel path?
    46AnonymousAug 30, 2026 08:09
    The whole thing started because bureaucrats and office workers in the area, newly conscious about health, copied officials jogging on the National Mall in Washington D.C.

    Then, as the media picked it up during the health boom — running stories about bathhouses turning into makeshift changing-room bases and so on — it spread, and the place eventually turned into a "pilgrimage site" people would travel from far away just to run at.

    To begin with, the National Mall is basically a park — the paths are wide, and there's plenty of room for people to take turns running with zero problems.

    But over here, it's a narrow sidewalk. If you want to do that, go run in Yoyogi Park or something.
    123AnonymousAug 30, 2026 08:30
    Re: #2
    I don't think it's that one — I think it's the sidewalk around the moat, which is interlocking-block pavement. I'm not a runner so I haven't checked the whole loop, so there might be asphalt sections too.
    702AnonymousAug 30, 2026 11:10
    Re: #8
    Re: #2
    "Since I'm never going there anyway, you all can just fight it out amongst yourselves!!"

    …or something like that, lol
    3AnonymousAug 30, 2026 08:00
    They just love the image of themselves doing Imperial Palace jogging, that's all.
    178AnonymousAug 30, 2026 08:44
    Re: #3
    I mean, they go through all the trouble of traveling from home just to run there.
    194AnonymousAug 30, 2026 08:48
    Re: #178
    (;゚Д゚) They're out there running even on typhoon days and in heavy snow.
    593AnonymousAug 30, 2026 10:47
    Re: #178
    Aren't they just wealthy Chiyoda Ward residents?
    4AnonymousAug 30, 2026 08:00
    People who do Imperial Palace jogging seriously have terrible manners. Make them run on the road.
    628AnonymousAug 30, 2026 10:55
    Re: #4
    They should just line up bike-blocking metal posts close enough together to kill any motivation to run through.
    7AnonymousAug 30, 2026 08:00
    I've been shoved by those guys before.
    310AnonymousAug 30, 2026 09:21
    Re: #7
    Probably because you're clumsy? Pay more attention to your surroundings when you walk.
    502AnonymousAug 30, 2026 10:20
    Re: #7
    Why'd you get shoved? Were you walking several-abreast, blocking the whole path or something?
    8AnonymousAug 30, 2026 08:01
    The three great menaces of the Reiwa era:

    Imperial Palace runners
    Train photographers ("tori-tetsu" — obsessive train-photo fans notorious for bad behavior)
    Ticket scalpers
    19AnonymousAug 30, 2026 08:03
    Re: #8
    Imperial Palace runners are the only one of those limited to one specific location, lol
    18AnonymousAug 30, 2026 08:03
    Runners absolutely never yield the right of way.
    251AnonymousAug 30, 2026 09:01
    Re: #18
    I feel that. Had a runner coming toward me, so I stuck my elbow out in front of me — they body-checked me and I caught an elbow to the chest, lol.
    27AnonymousAug 30, 2026 08:05
    Do you actually live nearby? Or do you seriously come all the way by train or car just for this?
    69AnonymousAug 30, 2026 08:13
    Re: #27
    It used to just be a jogging/walking route for local residents, but once Imperial Palace jogging got popular on Instagram and social media, and "running stations" aimed at long-distance commuting runners started popping up everywhere, the number of people trekking all the way to the Imperial Palace just to run exploded.

    https://kokyorunstyle.com/runners-station/takebashi-kanda/
    Around the Takebashi, Jimbocho, and Kanda areas, there are lots of facilities called "running stations" (a.k.a. "run-sta") equipped with lockers and showers.

    If you use a running station, you can rent running shoes and running wear as well as change and shower there, so you can enjoy running casually without carrying anything.

    Run Cube
    https://runcube.jp/shoplist/kanda/
    2F: Reception and studio

    3F: Men's Run Cube
    – Showers [4 units]
    – Lockers [60 for men]
    – Contract lockers [72 for men]
    – Powder room
    – Restroom [1 for men]

    4F: Women's Run Cube
    – Showers [5 units]
    – Lockers [52 for women]
    – Contract lockers [48 for women]
    – Powder room
    – Restroom [1 for women]
    119AnonymousAug 30, 2026 08:29
    Re: #69
    Wouldn't it be simpler to just ban the running stations?
    729AnonymousAug 30, 2026 11:15
    Re: #69
    Wait, what, lol — isn't this just rich people from the area running? Kind of ironic that rich people don't have more room to spare. If it were poor people, I'd get it — no room to spare, right, lol.
    33AnonymousAug 30, 2026 08:06
    If you're a runner, you should just go run alone deep in the mountains. In the end, they just want to be seen running.
    236AnonymousAug 30, 2026 08:56
    Re: #33
    Because it's a hookup spot — same as the gym.
    547AnonymousAug 30, 2026 10:33
    Re: #33
    There are even guys who go charging up hiking trails, scattering actual hikers out of the way — apparently there was one even on Mt. Fuji. If you want to run, run on a dedicated track.
    332AnonymousAug 30, 2026 09:27
    How about: runners only allowed to go counterclockwise, and pedestrians recommended to keep to the right? Wouldn't that solve it? And fine any runner who breaks the rule.
    339AnonymousAug 30, 2026 09:30
    Re: #332
    Pedestrians tend to walk side by side in groups, so a measure like that wouldn't really work.
    342AnonymousAug 30, 2026 09:31
    Re: #332
    It's also a tourist spot, so it's a stretch to expect pedestrians to follow a "recommendation." Honestly, it's just not a place suited for running in the first place.
    369AnonymousAug 30, 2026 09:38
    Re: #332
    Most pedestrians have it drilled into them that walking on the left is the default, so you'd get pushback like "why do we have to walk on the right?" Hard to pull off. If anything, from just walking around day to day, I can't help but think there are plenty of people who genuinely (and wrongly) believe pedestrians are legally required to walk on the left under the traffic laws.
    451AnonymousAug 30, 2026 10:02
    Well, Japan really has tied itself up in regulations and rules. Since it's all tightening and no loosening, of course society ends up feeling suffocating. This is a society built by not-very-bright people. The 70s-80s were probably Japan's peak — rules and regulations were looser, and it was a genuinely free society.
    483AnonymousAug 30, 2026 10:13
    Re: #451
    That's because in the Showa era, citizens still had morals. In the Heisei era, morals collapsed and "if it's not banned, anything goes" became the norm. You're right that just piling on rules without rebuilding morals is a dumb approach.
    494AnonymousAug 30, 2026 10:18
    Re: #451
    I wonder about that. Sounds to me like people just trashed public order and the common good and then said "ah, wasn't freedom great." Well, I don't want to start a generational fight, so I'll leave it there (´・ω・`)
    537AnonymousAug 30, 2026 10:31
    Re: #451
    The economy was good, there was hope, and people had room in their hearts — it was a society where giving way to others actually paid off. Now it's a society where giving way just makes you the loser. Morals are a fragile, vague thing — once someone starts breaking them, they collapse all at once.
    752AnonymousAug 30, 2026 11:20
    Since running fast burns glycogen rather than body fat, if the goal for a fat person is to lose weight, running slower actually matches that goal better and is easier on the body — yet you see fat people huffing and puffing in the glycogen-burning zone, running hard, and losing out on the actual goal.

    https://assets.st-note.com/production/uploads/images/235748589/rectangle_large_type_2_1c488d7a2cfed7dc4ba7ab90b8956543.jpeg

    Background and key points of this topic

    The roughly 5km loop around the Imperial Palace has no traffic lights and little elevation change, which is why it has been a go-to running course in central Tokyo ever since the jogging boom of the 2000s. Around Takebashi and Kanda, more and more “running stations” — changing facilities with lockers and showers — have opened, and sidewalks that used to be a simple walking route for local residents have turned into a destination for runners commuting in from far away, which is the backdrop to the current friction. Opinion on the thread split over where to place the blame: some pointed to the manners of runners effectively monopolizing the narrow sidewalk, while others argued the sidewalk itself simply isn’t built for runners and pedestrians to share. Alongside calls for a left/right-side rule or for steering runners toward alternative courses like Yoyogi Park, it’s worth noting that the claim that Imperial Palace jogging effectively functions as a matchmaking spot adds a dimension to this beyond a simple nuisance debate.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Express+) thread “〈Imperial Palace Jogging — Time to Ban It?〉 ‘Get out of the way,’ ‘You’re in the way’ — What we found after confronting Chiyoda Ward directly: the real complaints, and a surprising take on it as a ‘matchmaking spot’.”

  • Uniqlo’s ¥3,990 Pants Declared ‘Cringe Old Man’ Wear — 5ch: ‘I Don’t Care What Pants Other Guys Wear’

    An interview in a fashion magazine in which stylist Yoshiyuki Morii singled out Uniqlo’s ¥3,990 wide-leg pants as a “landmine item that’s an instant fail if an adult chooses it” became a hot topic on 5ch’s News Express+ board. The thread split between people brushing it off with “I don’t care what other people wear” and those conceding “now that you mention it, yeah, that is lame.” Quite a few replies also pointed out the discomfort of judging men’s fashion purely by women’s opinions, and the reality that in regional cities there are barely any men’s casual clothing stores left, forcing people to rely on Uniqlo.

    What should men watch out for in their weekend outfits? Stylist Yoshiyuki Morii says, “You need to be careful when choosing today’s popular wide-leg pants. For example, Uniqlo carries plenty of trend-conscious pants for men, but among them are landmine items that are an instant fail if an adult picks them.”

    ■ The “new wardrobe staple” pants men tend to get wrong

    “You don’t see men in skin-tight pants around town anymore, do you.”

    Source: president.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 30, 2026 03:15
    I don't give a damn what pants other guys wear — the ones who obsess over it are the creepy ones.
    47AnonymousAug 30, 2026 03:39
    Re: #3
    Lame old dude.
    67AnonymousAug 30, 2026 03:50
    Re: #3
    Women of every generation are just scoring men.

    Guys don't need to care — worst case, every woman just thinks you're lame.
    239AnonymousAug 30, 2026 04:57
    Re: #3
    What kind of gross clothes are you wearing, then?
    8AnonymousAug 30, 2026 03:20
    Once you become a middle-aged guy you realize young people don't even look your way anymore.
    I don't care how I'm seen.
    161AnonymousAug 30, 2026 04:30
    Re: #8
    Agreed
    I couldn't care less about the opinion of some brat with zero taste or style who just slaps on cheap clothes to chase a manufactured trend.
    9AnonymousAug 30, 2026 03:20
    If guys said 'slug makeup' (a heavy, glossy eye-makeup look nicknamed for its slimy sheen) had a bad reputation with men, would women stop wearing it?
    158AnonymousAug 30, 2026 04:29
    Re: #9

    Please stop with the "see-through bangs" (thin, wispy bangs styled to look sparse)

    They just look like a balding, thinning hairline.
    14AnonymousAug 30, 2026 03:25
    Re: #1
    How closely are you even watching people?
    That's kind of creepy.
    20AnonymousAug 30, 2026 03:28
    Re: #14

    I bet even Konomoto of the Hanshin Tigers (pro baseball player known for his meticulous prep) studies things closely enough to get looked at that way.

    Aren't you being a bit naive, lol?
    15AnonymousAug 30, 2026 03:26
    The classic middle-aged-guy fashion staples are the safe bet.
    17AnonymousAug 30, 2026 03:27
    Re: #15
    The classic look you see all over Aeon Mall (a big suburban shopping mall chain) lately is exactly what's getting bashed here lol.
    16AnonymousAug 30, 2026 03:26
    There's been more and more news lately treating 'what women think' as if it's automatically the righteous, correct take.
    But there are all kinds of women out there too.
    210AnonymousAug 30, 2026 04:47
    Re: #16
    Well, that whole 'anonymous woman's voice' or 'viewer Q&A corner' format is obviously just made up copy.
    It's a trick — if you state the opinion yourself you get called out as a hypocrite, so you cushion it by pretending 'some anonymous person said this!' instead.
    243AnonymousAug 30, 2026 04:59
    Re: #16
    Sure, there are all kinds of women, but every single one who *doesn't* think "ugh, cringe…" is dressed weird herself.
    19AnonymousAug 30, 2026 03:28
    Who honestly cares what some middle-aged guy wears?
    247AnonymousAug 30, 2026 05:01
    Re: #19
    An old guy in gross clothes is unsightly, disgusting…
    26AnonymousAug 30, 2026 03:31
    The outfit in this article is lame to begin with — they're literally telling old guys to tuck their shirts in.
    63AnonymousAug 30, 2026 03:48
    Re: #26
    Middle-aged guys are inherently sloppy-looking,
    so wear slacks, tuck your shirt in, and put on some clean dress shoes.
    33AnonymousAug 30, 2026 03:34
    They seem desperate to get middle-aged guys to buy new clothes, but there's barely any men's casual clothing stores left in regional cities anymore, so Uniqlo is basically the only option.
    Otherwise it's online shopping, but then there's the pants-length problem.
    35AnonymousAug 30, 2026 03:35
    Re: #33
    Yeah, pants need tailoring anyway.
    43AnonymousAug 30, 2026 03:38
    Re: #33
    I really think shutting down Ito-Yokado (a general merchandise/department store chain) was a mistake.
    No other brand pitched such a straightforward, no-nonsense lineup.
    58AnonymousAug 30, 2026 03:46
    I was gonna argue back, but yeah, that's seriously lame.
    59AnonymousAug 30, 2026 03:47
    Re: #58
    If you're good-looking, it's "stylish" ✨
    68AnonymousAug 30, 2026 03:50
    So what if some total stranger has a bad opinion of it?
    Couldn't care less.
    72AnonymousAug 30, 2026 03:52
    Re: #68

    In your 20s you can still pull it off on youthful momentum,

    but once you hit 30 or so, it gradually starts looking lame.
    87AnonymousAug 30, 2026 03:59
    Shorts, no good.
    Wide pants, no good.
    And now you're telling me skinny ones are no good too?
    137AnonymousAug 30, 2026 04:20
    Re: #87
    At this point maybe wearing pants at all is the problem?
    174AnonymousAug 30, 2026 04:36
    Re: #87
    Just wear normal ones.
    It's old guys pulling off cringe moves like kiddie shorts or acting young in skinny jeans and baggy pants that gets them called creepy in the first place.
    128AnonymousAug 30, 2026 04:17
    The young-people fashion trend I can't get behind these past few years is tucked-in shirts with Nike-style sneakers.
    132AnonymousAug 30, 2026 04:18
    Re: #128
    Why not?
    I do both — what's wrong with it?
    147AnonymousAug 30, 2026 04:25
    It exposes your short legs (´・ω・`) (a sulky emoticon face)
    152AnonymousAug 30, 2026 04:27
    Re: #147
    Seriously recommend tengu geta 👺 (tall, single-toothed wooden sandals associated with the long-nosed tengu goblin)
    165AnonymousAug 30, 2026 04:32
    Re: #147
    Why not just wear thick-soled shoes like the young kids do?
    222AnonymousAug 30, 2026 04:52
    https://images.microcms-assets.io/assets/65d858929b734101938810fd04bed21b/b8b7029bd3154491802aa0ac21a9eb62/20230808175437.jpg
    This is supposed to look cool? I just don't get it anymore.
    242AnonymousAug 30, 2026 04:59
    Re: #222
    The one on the left is about the only acceptable one.
    308AnonymousAug 30, 2026 05:25
    Re: #222
    Lame.
    Well, the fashion crowd has always looked lame to ordinary people anyway.
    318AnonymousAug 30, 2026 05:27
    Re: #222
    The middle one is the old-school "yankee" look (a rebellious, delinquent-style fashion) that used to get called lame.
    Put a red or purple top on it and it'd be perfect.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Articles like this “fashion landmine” piece follow a familiar formula — scoring men’s clothing based on anonymous women’s opinions — and skepticism about that method surfaced in the thread too (post 210). In truth, “the voice of women” with no identifiable source can’t be verified, so it’s left to readers to decide how far the article’s claims can be generalized. There’s also the point (post 33) that in regional cities, brick-and-mortar men’s casual stores have dwindled, leaving Uniqlo or online shopping as the only real options — reflecting a shift in retail structure rather than mere taste, and the reason pants so often need to be re-hemmed. Overall, the thread split between an “I don’t care what others wear” camp and a “there’s dress appropriate to your age” camp, with both sides drawing a fair amount of support.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Express+) thread “[Fashion] Turns out it’s worse for your reputation with women than shorts… Uniqlo’s ¥3,990 pants that instantly get you branded a “cringe old man”“.

  • Japan Overtaken by South Korea and Taiwan in Export Value — 5ch: ‘Japan’s Nothing But Armchair Critics’

    A Newsweek Japan article reporting that South Korea and Taiwan both surpassed Japan in export value in the first half of this year sparked a lively economic debate on 5ch’s News Speed+ board. Opinions flew over the causes — the hollowing-out of the semiconductor industry, the pros and cons of the weak-yen policy, and a corporate culture that has long valued sales staff over engineers. Still, it wasn’t all doom and gloom: some argued this is just a temporary blip driven by AI-related demand, and that Japan’s exports will pick up again around 2028.

    The news that both South Korea and Taiwan outpaced Japan in export value in the first half of this year felt to me like salt rubbed into a wound. A hundred and forty years ago, Fukuzawa Yukichi called for Japan to “leave Asia” (his famous Datsu-A Ron essay), and Japan went on to dominate the region. Chastened — or rather, forced to repent — by its wartime defeat, Japan then poured capital and technology into its Asian neighbors and led their development. So has Japan now lost its standing in every respect?

    But let’s not wallow in self-pity. During its high-growth era, Japan owed much of its growth to exports. Today, South Korea’s exports amount to 44% of its GDP, and Taiwan’s to 65%. Japan’s figure, by contrast, is only 23% — partly because its overall GDP has grown so large. In other words, as long as Japan can maintain its trade balance through exports of the goods where it still holds an edge — machinery, materials, electronic components — and keep the yen’s value stable, it can focus on boosting living standards through domestic demand instead.

    In this new era, where not just South Korea and Taiwan but the ASEAN nations too have grown stronger, Japan needs to graduate from its old mindset of obsessing over preserving its ‘family headship’ in Asia. In short: Japan should stop putting on airs in Asia, and instead take on the role of a kind of ‘coordinator’ standing shoulder to shoulder with the region’s increasingly similar, increasingly modern nations.

    Source: newsweekjapan.jp / Original article here

    8AnonymousAug 30, 2026 07:22
    Re: #1
    Japan just shifted from exporting to local production because of the super-strong yen from the Plaza Accord and the DPJ government's policies.
    Toyota and Sony get mistaken for American companies these days — they're basically reimporting stuff they made overseas.
    And with Japan pouring 85 trillion yen into US investments, of course exports aren't going to grow.
    65AnonymousAug 30, 2026 07:29
    Re: #8
    Wasn't it the LDP that caused both the super-strong yen and the weak yen?
    The strong-yen recession is literally what caused the change of government.
    The DPJ just couldn't do much, partly because of the Tohoku disaster too.
    10AnonymousAug 30, 2026 07:22
    It's the result of humanities-major executives being stingy about paying engineers what they're worth.
    30AnonymousAug 30, 2026 07:25
    Re: #10
    That's because Japan turned into a society where even dim-witted people get promoted as long as they're humanities grads or ex-athletes with good people skills.
    40AnonymousAug 30, 2026 07:26
    Re: #30
    Enough with the sour grapes already.
    Just go get promoted yourself then.
    56AnonymousAug 30, 2026 07:28
    Re: #40
    STEM types are basically nerdy, overly logical, soft-spoken, and bad at communicating.

    Of course an energetic ex-jock boss is going to be better suited to management.
    72AnonymousAug 30, 2026 07:30
    Re: #40
    I'm just worried about the future, that's all.
    209AnonymousAug 30, 2026 07:43
    Jim Rogers, one of the world's three most famous investors, warned that "Abe's economic policies will wreck Japan's future."

    Rogers:
    "Abenomics is nothing but a facade of prosperity. Japanese stocks are only trading higher than before because the Bank of Japan is printing money like crazy and using it to prop up Japanese equities and government bonds."

    "Ironically, that's great news for investors like me, but Abenomics will never succeed. Abe's policies will wreck the future of Japan and its children. Someday people will look back and say, 'Abe ruined Japan.'"

    And it took exactly ten years for that to come completely true.
    230AnonymousAug 30, 2026 07:44
    Re: #209
    Anyone in Japan with half a brain could tell Abenomics was just a stock-price-driven facade of a boom.
    240AnonymousAug 30, 2026 07:45
    Re: #209
    There used to be someone who'd hysterically trash-talk Jim Rogers every time his name came up — gone awfully quiet now, haven't they.
    225AnonymousAug 30, 2026 07:43
    Re: #1
    This is just an AI-bubble-driven semiconductor boom.
    Up until now, semiconductors have basically been a monopoly of Taiwan and South Korea.
    But Japan is now pouring massive investment into chips all over the country too — Rapidus, Micron, TSMC, Kioxia, Tower Semiconductor, Sony, Sai Memory, Okuma Diamond Device, and Renesas, among others.
    These plants will start coming online one after another, so Japan's exports should surge starting around 2028.
    256AnonymousAug 30, 2026 07:46
    Re: #225
    375AnonymousAug 30, 2026 07:55
    I get paid well and eat great food, so I've got zero complaints about Japan.
    390AnonymousAug 30, 2026 07:56
    Re: #375
    Same here, but the generation that's in elementary school right now is going to grow up in a much poorer Japan.
    444AnonymousAug 30, 2026 07:59
    Re: #375
    People in North Korea think the exact same thing lol
    'My country is the best,' they say 🤣
    506AnonymousAug 30, 2026 08:03
    Re: #467
    Chinese AI is just a distillation of American AI — how's it supposed to win?
    At best it's always going to be a step behind.
    559AnonymousAug 30, 2026 08:06
    Re: #506
    Four of the current top 5 in the rankings are now Chinese.
    Everyone thought it was just copying the US, but it's breaking through that ceiling.
    Most Americans are skeptical of AI, and opposition to data centers keeps growing.
    China, on the other hand, is largely in favor and is building data centers like crazy.
    China's power generation is also a national priority, at several times the scale of the US.
    616AnonymousAug 30, 2026 08:10
    Re: #559
    Over half of what the US plans to build by 2027 hasn't even broken ground yet.
    Meanwhile, China is already aggressively developing and expanding across many sectors under government leadership, with subsidies 3 to 8 times bigger than other countries.
    So here's the question:
    When the bubble bursts next year or the year after, which one gets hit harder?
    667AnonymousAug 30, 2026 08:14
    Re: #616
    And if it doesn't burst, that gap just plays out as-is.
    780AnonymousAug 30, 2026 08:21
    Re: #616
    China has already confirmed over 3,000 trillion yuan (roughly 60 quadrillion yen) in unpaid, unrepayable debt — normally that would turn the yuan into another Zimbabwe dollar, but because Beijing refuses to admit it, the resulting distortion is accelerating inflation both inside and outside China, and Japan is starting to feel the effects too. (´・ω・`)ゝ
    514AnonymousAug 30, 2026 08:03
    To export something, you first have to actually make something.
    Japan really is nothing but armchair critics these days.
    As the old saying goes, 'there's no such thing as a mysterious loss' (a famous baseball proverb meaning every defeat has a clear cause, even if wins can be a fluke).
    545AnonymousAug 30, 2026 08:05
    Re: #514
    That's because nobody wants to do the actual making anymore.

    Everyone just wants to run their mouth and get paid for it.
    606AnonymousAug 30, 2026 08:10
    Re: #514
    Everyone wants to be the strategist barking orders from a safe distance, not the soldier actually on the front line.
    621AnonymousAug 30, 2026 08:11
    Re: #514
    Semiconductors, the biggest moneymaker in today's global economy, lost their international competitiveness once the industry hollowed out.
    So cars and industrial machinery — the stuff that still sells — are picking up the slack and driving the Japanese economy instead.
    517AnonymousAug 30, 2026 08:04
    But hey, Japan's still got its tap water…
    532AnonymousAug 30, 2026 08:05
    Re: #517
    Wasn't it Osaka under Ishin that had a company with a foreign parent company managing its water utility lol
    546AnonymousAug 30, 2026 08:05
    Re: #517
    Even the tap water's run by a foreign-owned company now…
    620AnonymousAug 30, 2026 08:11
    The UK published a "Top 10 Cheapest Countries to Have Fun In" list, and Japan proudly ranks 4th.

    For reference, the other countries on the list include Vietnam, South Africa, India, Jamaica, Indonesia, Bulgaria, Kenya…

    TV keeps churning out those "Japan is amazing" shows, but this is the reality.
    Just Cheap Japan.
    625AnonymousAug 30, 2026 08:11
    Japan's labor shortage is only going to get worse, yet it's so slow to adopt technology that would reduce headcount needs — that's the big contradiction here.

    * Paper
    * Hanko stamps
    * Excel
    * Fax machines
    * Manual data entry
    * Phone calls
    * Human double-checking
    * Double- and triple-checking everything
    * Ancient legacy core systems

    So many idiot companies are still doing this stuff.
    Executives and managers are, across the board, complete morons.

    Stop it! Automate! Mechanize!
    Barely any higher-ups are willing to say that.

    Too many fools just want to keep doing things the way they've always been done.
    660AnonymousAug 30, 2026 08:14
    Re: #625
    So it's fine as long as it's Google Sheets instead of Excel?
    779AnonymousAug 30, 2026 08:21
    Re: #625
    What's funny is China's the exact opposite — they've got a labor surplus, yet they're going all-in on robots, AI, and self-driving tech.
    They must be ready to write off a few hundred million people.
    630AnonymousAug 30, 2026 08:11
    How does Japan get overtaken on exports even with a weak yen?
    639AnonymousAug 30, 2026 08:12
    Re: #630
    It means Japan doesn't have anything people actually want to buy anymore.
    740AnonymousAug 30, 2026 08:18
    Re: #630
    If anything, it's precisely because of the weak yen.
    Last year Japan's export value hit an all-time high — but that's in yen terms.
    Looked at in dollar terms, though, Japan's export value has actually declined, not grown, ever since the Abe government's weak-yen policy began. That's the weak-yen magic trick.
    The idea that a weak yen alone boosts the international competitiveness of Japanese products is just an illusion.
    916AnonymousAug 30, 2026 08:30
    Neighboring countries are desperately investing in next-generation industries, while Japan keeps doing idiotic things like this because of its poorly-educated career politicians.

    The turning point of Japan's decline
    988AnonymousAug 30, 2026 08:34
    Re: #916
    Stuck faithfully to the doctrine, huh.

    Background and key points of this debate

    The article’s premise rests on a structural difference: Japan’s exports amount to only about 23% of GDP, compared with South Korea’s 44% and Taiwan’s 65% — both far more export-dependent economies. In the thread, an optimistic view that exports will recover once new plants like Rapidus’s come online from 2028 onward stood alongside a more pessimistic take that treats the corporate culture’s neglect of engineers and slow policy decisions as structural problems. On the question of “why is Japan losing on exports despite a weak yen,” some pointed out that while yen-denominated export value hit a record high, it hasn’t grown in dollar terms — a reminder that a weak yen doesn’t automatically translate into stronger export competitiveness, a nuance that’s easy to overlook.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Speed+) thread “Japan Overtaken by South Korea and Taiwan in Export Value… Japan Is No Longer Asia’s Leader“.

  • Nara’s Totsukawa Village Suspension Bridges Risk Collapse from Motorcycle Traffic — 5ch Asks: “Who’s Worse, Bikers or Train Photographers?”

    The 41 suspension bridges in Totsukawa Village, Nara Prefecture — including the famous “Tanize Suspension Bridge” — are at risk of damage from motorcycles riding across them. Because these bridges are classified as village roads or forest roads rather than pedestrian-only paths, the village has no legal authority to ban motorcycle traffic, and can only urge riders to comply through “no motorcycles” signs. Understaffing has also stalled the surveys and paperwork needed to reclassify the bridges as pedestrian-only. On 5ch, users debated where barriers should be placed and how effective they’d actually be, compared the bikers to “train photographers” who are notorious for their own manners problems, and discussed motorcyclists’ etiquette in general.

    Published 8/29 (Sat) 11:00

    Yomiuri Shimbun Online

    In Totsukawa Village, Nara Prefecture, there have been sightings and social media posts of people riding motorcycles across suspension bridges such as the famous tourist spot “Tanize Suspension Bridge.” Citing the risk of the bridges collapsing, the village has put up “no motorcycles” signs to warn visitors. However, all 41 suspension bridges in the village are classified as village roads or forest roads, not the pedestrian-only paths that would let authorities legally ban motorcycle traffic. Because the village lacks the staff to compile the paperwork and conduct the surveys needed to reclassify them as pedestrian-only, it has no choice but to rely on tourists’ manners, and is strongly urging riders to refrain. (Keigo Hori)

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 29, 2026 22:08
    Who's worse, bikers or train photographers?
    61AnonymousAug 29, 2026 22:32
    Re: #3
    Personally I'd say bikers. Even when they put up steel barriers on forest roads owned by property associations, off-road riders just tear them down or smash through to get in.
    73AnonymousAug 29, 2026 22:38
    Re: #61
    Off-roaders think that even if there's a barrier blocking the way, as long as they shove it aside they're fine to pass. I bet even at this bridge, the "no motorcycles" sign had been turned sideways out of the way.
    100AnonymousAug 29, 2026 22:55
    Re: #61
    Personally I'd say train photographers. They've cut down a tree a deceased homeowner had raised on private property just because it was "in the way," and pulled up stakes on railway property because they blocked the shot.
    8AnonymousAug 29, 2026 22:12
    My image of it is a remote, emperor-loyalist village — like somewhere people fled to hide when they fell out of favor in Kyoto lol.
    225AnonymousAug 30, 2026 00:46
    Re: #8
    I'm from Nara and honestly that's true — this area feels like the "real" Nara. They've been paying taxes since the Nara period under the old so-yo-cho system (rice, labor, and goods levies), it's a genuinely strange place. The deer and the Great Buddha are basically theme-park stuff by comparison.
    11AnonymousAug 29, 2026 22:13
    Suspension bridges are scary enough as it is, can't believe people do this. I've crossed one wide enough for a single car before — honestly, never again.
    267AnonymousAug 30, 2026 04:00
    Re: #11
    Rainbow Bridge and Akashi Kaikyo Bridge are suspension bridges too, you know?

    Re: #12
    They should just put a post up in a good spot. There's no way locals are actually crossing on their mopeds, right?
    14AnonymousAug 29, 2026 22:14
    Just install barriers at both ends that bikes can barely squeeze through but motorcycles can't. The road along the riverbank near my place has that kind of barrier to keep motorcycles out.
    77AnonymousAug 29, 2026 22:42
    Re: #14
    Just an entrance barrier is too soft. They should block motorcycles right in the middle of the bridge — riders wouldn't even be able to do a U-turn there.
    82AnonymousAug 29, 2026 22:43
    Re: #14
    From experience, this works well. It should stop the show-off riders who can only gun the throttle, and the delinquents with no real physical skill.
    123AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:11
    Re: #14
    But locals ride mopeds across it too, you know.
    19AnonymousAug 29, 2026 22:17
    Riding a motorcycle across this is just not okay
    85AnonymousAug 29, 2026 22:45
    Re: #19
    Even without a sign saying it's banned, anyone with common sense wouldn't cross it.
    137AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:26
    Re: #19
    I could imagine some local grandma casually riding across on her Honda Cub, though it's probably not actually happening. The submersible bridges on the Shimanto River are wide enough for one car, but those are made of concrete.
    158AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:42
    Re: #19
    This bridge was scarier than Tanize in a different way — I turned back halfway across.


    50AnonymousAug 29, 2026 22:27
    Speaking of Totsukawa Village, it's time for Inspector Totsugawa and Kame-san to show up! (a famous fictional detective duo that shares the village's name)

    But can Inspector Totsugawa and Kame-san, who work for the Metropolitan Police, actually operate on Nara Prefectural Police turf?
    58AnonymousAug 29, 2026 22:30
    Re: #50
    The whole point of the Totsugawa squad is that they travel all over Japan trampling on other jurisdictions' turf.
    208AnonymousAug 30, 2026 00:21
    Re: #50
    Lame. Is this a joke only old folks would get?
    87AnonymousAug 29, 2026 22:46
    I've been riding for over 30 years, but lately there are so many cringe riders around that I'm starting to feel embarrassed just for riding at all. For the past 10 years I've only ridden a stock Ducati or BMW, but from the outside I'm probably lumped in with the straight-pipe, stepped-seat old-school-biker-gang CBX crowd.
    92AnonymousAug 29, 2026 22:49
    Re: #87
    From an outsider's view, both look lame though.
    168AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:50
    Re: #87
    If the bike's quiet and you rev the engine carefully when you ride, you're in a different category from those idiots.
    88AnonymousAug 29, 2026 22:47
    Idiots like this are the ones who bring bridges down
    119AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:08
    Re: #88
    Tacoma Narrows Bridge (´・ω・`) (the famous 1940 bridge collapse)
    124AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:11
    Re: #1
    Then just designate it as pedestrian-only, done.


    End of story.
    125AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:13
    Re: #124
    Maybe actually read the source article?
    128AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:16
    Re: #124
    That's the only thing you could possibly think, huh.
    164AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:47
    Re: #158
    I might have actually ridden across this one. Same bridge maybe? It was on a forest road.
    175AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:52
    Re: #164
    No way, who'd be that reckless — there are holes in it!
    181AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:56
    Re: #175
    Of course it's scary. First I walked across to check how sturdy it was, jumped on it a bit, and thought "okay, this should be fine." Curiosity always wins out over fear for me. Guys like me are gonna end up dead.
    242AnonymousAug 30, 2026 01:04
    Re: #175
    There's another bridge where the planks have rotted away and basically only the cables are left — I tried to find a photo of it but couldn't. I love the deep mountains of Nara.
    176AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:52
    A bridge like this, even a kei truck could probably make it across? Maybe?

    189AnonymousAug 30, 2026 00:06
    Re: #176
    An electric car definitely couldn't.
    251AnonymousAug 30, 2026 01:36
    Re: #176
    Come to think of it, back where my parents live there's a decent-sized truss bridge with a 2-ton weight limit. A small route bus used to run across it back in the day…
    https://maps.app.goo.gl/TyYFwKGbwuR3sibN6
    221AnonymousAug 30, 2026 00:42
    Even if they can't ban motorcycles on the bridge itself, couldn't they ban them on the road? Just close off the last meter or so right before the bridge.
    224AnonymousAug 30, 2026 00:46
    Re: #221
    What a move lol.
    263AnonymousAug 30, 2026 03:15
    Re: #221
    They'll just push the bike through that one spot.
    250AnonymousAug 30, 2026 01:29
    Come to think of it, there's a suspension bridge like this on the Kii Peninsula too. It's pedestrian-only in practice.
    https://kintsuri.main.jp/5/233_tsukushi1.jpg

    Background and points of debate

    If the bridges were designated as pedestrian-only paths, motorcycle traffic could be legally banned under the Road Traffic Act — but that designation requires traffic surveys and paperwork, a heavy administrative burden for an understaffed mountain village. Some on the thread said “just designate them already,” but that overlooks the article’s point that the village lacks the staff and documentation to do so. Opinions were also split on whether barriers would be more effective at the entrance or in the middle of the bridge, and while bikers took the brunt of the criticism, commenters also drew comparisons to “train photographers,” who face similar complaints about manners. Both cases share the same structure — no formal regulation, everything left to users’ sense of decency — so it’s worth noting this isn’t simply a problem unique to motorcyclists.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Newsplus) thread “[Nara] Totsukawa Village suspension bridges at risk of collapse from tourists riding motorcycles across them… police unable to enforce since they aren’t pedestrian-only paths.”

  • Police Body Cameras Going Nationwide from FY2027 — 5ch: “Show Us the Wrongful Arrests Too”

    The National Police Agency has finalized plans to equip police officers nationwide with hands-free “wearable cameras” starting in fiscal year 2027. In trial runs, officers actually wore the cameras while on duty, and the agency says their effectiveness was confirmed. Related costs — about ¥170 million for roughly 2,000 units — have been included in the budget request for fiscal 2027.

    On 5ch, some voiced concern over whether footage of wrongful arrests or police questioning would truly all be made public, or whether only inconvenient scenes would be deleted, while others called for tasers to be introduced first, or for similar camera systems to be extended to private businesses like convenience store staff.

    Published 8/28 (Fri) 12:54

    Kyodo News

    The National Police Agency finalized plans on the 28th to introduce hands-free “wearable cameras” nationwide starting in fiscal year 2027. It judged their effectiveness confirmed after officers actually wore them on duty during trial runs. About ¥170 million in related costs for roughly 2,000 units was included in the budget request for fiscal 2027.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:36
    Just hurry up and roll out tasers already!
    134AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:07
    Re: #2
    I've seen footage where the taser didn't work and the officer got attacked back.
    Just warn them first, then shoot them in the leg — that's fine.
    3AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:37
    Go for it.
    And release everything, including the wrongful arrests police make.
    12AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:39
    Re: #3
    Seriously, this.
    I wonder if Japanese cops can stay composed when provoked, the way American cops get baited — should be fun to watch lol?
    141AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:11
    Re: #12
    Provoke an American cop and they'll arrest you on the spot.
    Over there, arrests are handed out pretty casually.
    195AnonymousAug 28, 2026 23:51
    Re: #12
    American police are the ones who get sulky and arrest you for some nonsense reason lol
    10AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:38
    They should roll this out to convenience store clerks too.
    There are too many senile old folks and foreigners now — without evidence on record, there's no way to protect the clerks.
    135AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:09
    Re: #10
    Convenience store clerks don't move around and their workplace is fixed, so wouldn't a security camera be enough?
    11AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:39
    The already-heavy police uniform just got heavier.
    16AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:40
    Re: #11
    It's not that heavy, come on.
    13AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:39
    Fine by me if it cuts down on dirty cops.
    189AnonymousAug 28, 2026 23:42
    Re: #13
    The article only says it's meant to protect the police.
    Bet they'll hide whatever's inconvenient for them.
    14AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:39
    Young people will probably be for it, but old folks will probably be against it.
    15AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:40
    Re: #1
    If they livestreamed it 24/7 by region, I bet it'd go viral.
    It'd show the public what police work looks like, which would help deter crime too — two birds, one stone.
    19AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:40
    Re: #15
    Like a real-life "Cops 24 Hours" (riffing on the Japanese TV show 'Keisatsu 24-ji')
    22AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:41
    Tasers should come before cameras.
    32AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:45
    Re: #22
    A lot of people seem to think tasers are safe, but those things can kill.
    37AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:47
    Re: #22
    Lol, talking big without knowing the downsides.
    Thick clothing can straight-up block them — they're not some miracle weapon 😄
    35AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:47
    Kanagawa Prefectural Police: "We object!"
    41AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:51
    As long as there's evidence on record,
    you can win just by asking "why wasn't a verbal warning enough here?"
    46AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:54
    So this is just going to mean more people secretly filming others without consent.
    Don't go filming people without permission — this isn't some harassment hotline.
    At least make a glasses-style version and sell it to the public too.
    I'd use it in place of a dashcam.
    51AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:56
    And along with that,
    they might as well make complying with police questioning (shokushitsu) mandatory too.
    65AnonymousAug 28, 2026 21:04
    For traffic stops too, they should just show the driver the footage.
    Even if the person plays dumb or acts unclear on purpose, showing the video would settle it instantly.
    136AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:09
    Re: #65
    If you're not satisfied with a traffic violation stop, you can request that the officer show you the dashcam footage.
    The National Police Agency issued a directive on this back in February.

    National Police Agency instructs officers to comply with dashcam-footage requests from traffic "violators"
    https://www.asahi.com/sp/articles/ASV2M4KB9V2MUTIL034M.html
    68AnonymousAug 28, 2026 21:05
    Re: #1
    Obviously, when someone requests it, they'll actually disclose it, right?
    Even footage that's inconvenient for the police.
    71AnonymousAug 28, 2026 21:06
    Re: #68
    Hey now, just film it on your own phone.
    Don't go wasting tax money over some random gripe, idiot.
    69AnonymousAug 28, 2026 21:05
    Make sure it records audio too, right?
    That way, just like in the interrogation room, it'll be the police who end up in trouble.
    78AnonymousAug 28, 2026 21:10
    Re: #69 The interrogation room footage might end up kept non-public though.
    75AnonymousAug 28, 2026 21:08
    Other countries have been actually running this for ages already.
    Kind of leisurely to be "confirming effectiveness" only now.
    77AnonymousAug 28, 2026 21:10
    Re: #75
    Well, at least they're introducing it at all, right?
    86AnonymousAug 28, 2026 21:13
    No way they should get to have only the footage that's inconvenient for the police mysteriously not show up.
    88AnonymousAug 28, 2026 21:15
    Re: #86
    Just like with dashcams, having an unbroken recording is what gives it evidentiary value — if footage goes missing because it was inconvenient, that would kill its value as evidence.
    89AnonymousAug 28, 2026 21:15
    Re: #86
    Though it's totally plausible the police could just claim "this doesn't count as evidence" whenever it's inconvenient for them.

    Background and Key Points

    Just like dashcams, police wearable cameras rely on “continuity of recording” as a precondition for their evidentiary value. The point that a gap in the footage could actually end up counting as evidence against the police isn’t obvious from the original article alone. Overseas, many countries including the UK, US, and Australia have already made such cameras mandatory and put them into practical use, so Japan’s adoption comes relatively late by international standards. The budget allocated this time covers roughly 2,000 units at about ¥170 million — a scale closer to an extension of the trial program than a true nationwide rollout, given the total number of police officers in Japan, so it’s easy to misread “nationwide adoption” as meaning every officer will be equipped immediately. On 5ch, distrust over whether footage of wrongful arrests and police questioning will really be fully disclosed — or whether only the inconvenient scenes will conveniently go missing — is being voiced alongside hopes that having evidence on record will cut down on disputes; the transparency of the rules for storing and releasing footage looks set to become the key point of contention going forward.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Express+) thread “[Wearable Cameras] Police Body Cameras to Go Nationwide — Effectiveness Confirmed, Starting FY2027“.

  • CoCo Ichi to Add 7% Late-Night Surcharge — 5ch Split Over Whether It’s Worth It

    Ichibanya announced that starting September 1, its “Curry House CoCo Ichibanya” chain will introduce a late-night surcharge, adding a flat 7% to both dine-in and takeout orders placed between 10 p.m. and 5 a.m. The company cites rising costs for raw ingredients and logistics. Late-night surcharges are already common at family restaurants and beef bowl chains, but on 5ch the move drew mixed reactions — some blasted it as “not worth the price” and “a straight-up rip-off,” while others defended it, arguing “they’ve held the base price steady since 2024, so this is fair” and “their curry has a distinct originality that justifies the cost.” Opinions on both price and taste were split.

    CoCo Ichi Adding 7% Late-Night Surcharge Starting September 1 After 10 p.m. – Nikkei

    August 28, 2026, 19:08

    Ichibanya announced on the 28th that it will raise prices at “Curry House CoCo Ichibanya” (CoCo Ichi) starting September 1. As a late-night charge, it will add a flat 7% to both dine-in and takeout orders placed between 10 p.m. and 5 a.m., citing rising costs for raw materials and logistics.

    Source: nikkei.com / Read the original article

    5AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:01
    Is a bowl of CoCo Ichi curry basically ¥3,000 now?
    17AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:04
    Re: #5
    Delivery orders blew past that ages ago — add hand-breaded pork cutlet and a veggie topping and you're already over.
    38AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:09
    This company will never let its profit margin drop, huh.
    Feels like they're not trying hard enough.
    47AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:11
    Re: #38
    They haven't raised the base price since 2024 and they're still turning a profit — isn't that exactly what "trying hard" looks like?

    Or is McDonald's, hiking prices and revenue every single year, the model we're supposed to want?
    55AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:12
    Re: #38
    Maybe things went sideways once the founder sold his shares and House Foods became the parent company?
    43AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:10
    The taste doesn't match the price.
    At that quality level you'd pick a different restaurant.
    Homemade curry beats it anyway.
    62AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:14
    Re: #43
    Retort pouch curry these days is stupidly good, that's why.
    66AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:14
    I go once a week.
    Always the pork loin cutlet curry with a salad.
    Sometimes pickled shallots (rakkyo) on the side.
    130AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:31
    Re: #66
    Quit bragging, rich boy.
    67AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:14
    CoCo Ichi is just a rip-off — premade curry dumped over rice. That should cost ¥500, tops.
    96AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:23
    Re: #67
    Exactly, it's literally just ladled over rice and it's still overpriced. Other places actually cook from scratch.
    117AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:27
    Re: #67
    Name one curry shop anywhere that starts cooking your order from scratch after you place it.
    80AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:16
    Family restaurants and beef bowl chains added late-night surcharges without taking much of a reputation hit, but this place already felt overpriced to begin with, so it's brutal here.
    Stock's cratering too — feels like a business model built on squeezing die-hard CoCo Ichi fans for higher spend per visit is hitting its limit.
    94AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:22
    Re: #80
    Unlike beef bowl chains, being open 24 hours isn't really their whole business model, and there probably aren't that many people going to CoCo Ichi that late at night anyway.
    102AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:23
    The topping trap — before you know it your total's turned into some terrifying number.
    106AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:24
    Re: #102
    Marugame Seimen (the udon chain): "heh heh…"
    127AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:30
    Rice prices are actually falling and they're still raising prices? Brutal.
    129AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:30
    Re: #127
    They didn't raise prices even during 2025, when rice prices were skyrocketing, you know.
    133AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:32
    CoCo Ichi curry isn't European or Indian, it's its own genre — "CoCo Ichi curry" — and sometimes I just crave it specifically.
    The seating's fairly spacious and relaxed too, so I don't really think it's overpriced.
    140AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:36
    Re: #133
    CoCo Ichi's curry really is distinctive, pretty original as these things go.
    Can't think of another curry that tastes quite like it.
    136AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:34
    Meanwhile I got the cutlet curry at Royal Host and ended up paying like ¥2,000 🥺
    142AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:36
    Re: #136
    But Royal Host is good though.
    160AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:40
    Re: #136
    Does Royal Host even have cutlet curry? I only ever go there for the club sandwich, so I wouldn't know.
    Maybe it's a repurposed version of their pork rib noodle dish or something?
    148AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:38
    Fun fact: Pari-Chiki (a crispy fried chicken item) and Yoshi-gyu's tokumori (Yoshinoya's beef bowl, extra-large size) cost almost exactly the same these days… just putting that out there 🥺
    161AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:40
    Re: #148
    Isn't today's Yoshinoya "tokumori" (extra-large) about the size the regular size used to be back in the day?
    Everything about this era is just broken now.
    158AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:40
    I used to love CoCo Ichi, went 2-3 times a week back in the day, and I still don't dislike it, but I haven't been in years now.
    I barely eat out at all these days, but when I do think about grabbing something, I end up comparing price against satisfaction and just go get ramen instead every time.
    167AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:42
    Re: #158
    I used to be really into CoCo Ichi too.
    But once I noticed the value for money had gotten worse, I cut down to like once every two months.
    Honestly I don't even want to go that often anymore, but my kid keeps asking for it…

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Ichibanya has kept CoCo Ichibanya’s core prices unchanged since 2024, so this late-night charge is better understood as a “time-limited add-on” rather than a straightforward price hike. Late-night surcharges are already standard at beef bowl chains and family restaurants, making this part of a broader industry response to rising labor and utility costs. A rumor that circulated in the thread — about a “part-time high schooler turned female company president” — reportedly concerns a franchise operator rather than Ichibanya itself, and readers should be careful it doesn’t turn into baseless criticism aimed at company executives. There was also a comment arguing that raising prices while rice prices are falling doesn’t add up; that drop, however, is simply a rebound from rice prices hitting record highs in 2025, a separate issue from the broader rise in overall ingredient costs — a distinction that’s easy for readers to conflate.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Breaking News Plus) thread “CoCo Ichi Adding 7% Late-Night Surcharge Starting September 1 After 10 p.m.“

  • USJ Nears Final Deal to Expand Onto Former Nippon Steel Plant Site, Eyeing New Attractions

    The Yomiuri Shimbun reports that Universal Studios Japan (USJ) in Osaka’s Konohana Ward is in final talks to lease an adjacent site of roughly 60,000 square meters — the former Nippon Steel plant — for a major expansion. The lease is expected to be signed as early as spring 2028, with demolition of the plant already underway since around April 2026. On 5ch’s Newsflash+ (Nyusu Sokuho+) thread, users repeatedly wished for new Nintendo- or Pokémon-themed areas, while others speculated that the whole Osaka Bay Area would grow in tandem with the Yumeshima IR (integrated resort) construction and reuse of the Expo site. The thread also noted that USJ had denied a related Nikkei report the same day, sparking discussion over how such news should be handled ahead of an official announcement.

    Published 8/28 (Fri) 1:01 PM — Yomiuri Shimbun Online

    It was learned on the 28th that those involved are in final talks to substantially expand the theme park “Universal Studios Japan (USJ)” in Osaka’s Konohana Ward. The plan calls for using roughly 60,000 square meters of land owned by the city of Osaka and others, adjacent to the park’s north side, with the aim of opening new attractions there. The city of Osaka is expected to make an announcement soon.

    According to multiple sources, the planned expansion site is the former Nippon Steel plant. It currently comprises land owned by the company as well as land the city leases to it, and the operating company, USJ Co., Ltd., plans to lease both. A lease agreement is expected to be signed as early as spring 2028. The plant has already ceased operations, with demolition underway since around April 2026.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:57
    Super Palworld
    3AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:58
    Never been to USJ — is it actually worth going?
    How does it compare to Disney?
    49AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:25
    Re: #3
    Both USJ and Disney are packed, it's rough
    It's worth going, but
    Ise-Shima Spain Village Parque España is better
    Barely anyone there, zero line-waiting stress
    65AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:34
    Re: #3
    I'd say yes
    Only went once but it was fun
    If you're coming from the Kanto area, an Express Pass is a must
    149AnonymousAug 28, 2026 19:01
    Re: #3
    Tokyo Disney is totally washed up at this point — who's even still going?
    It's only a matter of time before Shanghai Disney overtakes it too.

    🧁🥄World Theme Park Rankings
    1. Magic Kingdom (Florida) — 17.72 million
    2. Disneyland Park (Anaheim) — 17.25 million
    3. Universal Studios Japan (Osaka) — 16.00 million
    4. Tokyo Disneyland (Chiba) — 15.10 million
    5. Shanghai Disneyland (China) — 14.00 million
    6. Chimelong Ocean Kingdom, Zhuhai (China) — 12.52 million
    7. Tokyo DisneySea (Chiba) — 12.40 million
    4AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:58
    How much longer do you think JUNGLIA Okinawa will last?
    38AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:17
    Re: #4
    Its backer Cool Japan Fund already went bust, so unless the next ¥34 trillion round of Cool Japan funding comes through in time, it's dead
    173AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:09
    Re: #4
    If Okinawa got a Pokémon and Mario area too, couldn't that keep it alive longer?
    7AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:59
    Universal Studios Japan Denies Nikkei Report on Park Expansion
    https://hayabusa9.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/mnewsplus/1787893998/
    37AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:16
    Re: #7
    Saw this one first
    70AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:37
    Re: #7
    It's less a denial and more "don't go reporting this without our official announcement" (even though it's true)
    17AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:03
    Morioka (the marketer credited with USJ's turnaround):
    "This is my moment. I'm waiting for the call."
    21AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:06
    Re: #17
    D·E·C·L·I·N·E·D
    19AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:03
    With Hollywood in decline, they barely use Hollywood IP anymore anyway
    USJ should just swap out the signage already
    39AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:18
    Re: #19
    Same with Disney — nobody's even seen the movies, but everyone still has a blast there
    105AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:03
    Re: #19
    What's disappeared:
    Spider-Man
    Back to the Future
    Terminator
    E.T.
    Backdraft

    There's still American movie stuff left though
    23AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:07
    New areas:
    The Legend of Zelda
    Yoshi's Island
    Pokémon Park
    69AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:36
    Re: #23
    Chiikawa World (the hit cute-character franchise)
    79AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:42
    Re: #23
    I'd love to see what would happen if they built this in Shikoku
    28AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:10
    So what ever happened to the Osaka casino plan anyway?
    56AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:29
    Re: #28
    It's already under construction — foundation work's done and the framework keeps getting taller
    139AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:43
    Re: #28
    The IR is still on track to open in 2030
    F1 and Hollywood attractions will move into the Expo site
    31AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:13
    The MGM Grand at Yumeshima, USJ's massive expansion, Kaiyukan Aquarium,
    and the Expo site —
    the Osaka Bay Area is going to become one of the biggest entertainment zones in Asia
    33AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:15
    Re: #31
    Let's just build a race circuit too while we're at it
    140AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:45
    Re: #31
    Kaiyukan Aquarium gets expanded and relocated, the IR hosts heavyweight boxing title fights and Cirque du Soleil shows, and the MICE facilities could even host things like G20 summits
    35AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:16
    Just build a Nintendo Land already
    A Pokémon Land would do too
    50AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:25
    Re: #35
    There's already PokéPark (the past Pokémon theme-park events)
    46AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:23
    They should've built a Dragon Ball park here instead. France beat them to it.
    48AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:24
    Bon Odori, which was a massive hit at the Expo, is now booming all over Osaka
    Bon Odori has the potential to become a global entertainment phenomenon bigger than samba or flamenco
    Osaka-born culture and entertainment, going worldwide
    51AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:26
    Re: #48
    Kawachi Ondo, seriously?
    78AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:42
    Re: #48
    For a few years now, Kabukicho, Dogenzaka, and Ikebukuro have been holding these international Bon Odori events — everything from traditional tunes to rock and samba — with foreigners making up over half the crowd
    Nakano's been doing it for over a decade too, and it's even Bon Jovi-approved
    There are also big Bon Odori events rooted in local communities abroad, mostly among Japanese diaspora — in Latin America, Hawaii, and Singapore too
    86AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:48
    Re: #48
    Tokyo Ondo is the one that really gets the crowd going lol
    52AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:28
    Honestly if I'm going to bother with Disney, I'd rather just go to Fuji-Q Highland (the famous roller-coaster park)
    61AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:30
    Re: #52
    In that case Nagashima Spa Land works fine too
    103AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:59
    Re: #1
    At this point it's basically an anything-goes mashup park that has nothing to do with "Universal Studios" anymore

    Which really makes you appreciate how disciplined Disneyland and Sanrio Puroland are, sticking to a single theme
    104AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:01
    Re: #103
    But in Osaka's case, wasn't it the not-sticking-to-one-theme approach that actually made it work?
    Though privatization might have been the biggest factor
    108AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:07
    Re: #103
    A chaotic mashup is Osaka's specialty
    When it comes to messy variety, leave it to Osaka!
    180AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:18
    So this is the lot out front that's currently being demolished and cleared!!
    https://tadaup.jp/8WkPsDe3.jpg

    Once the lease is signed, they'll first build a multi-story parking garage in the bottom-left,
    then tear down the current parking garage. Combined with the right half of the cleared lot,
    that'll create one big consolidated plot of land.
    183AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:22
    Re: #180
    If it's a former factory site there'll be soil decontamination needed, so it won't be sellable right away

    Background and Key Points

    The candidate site for USJ’s expansion is the former Nippon Steel plant north of Konohana Ward, and the operating company is expected to lease both the land the company owns and the land the city of Osaka leases to it. Demolition of the plant has been underway since around April 2026, and the lease agreement itself is expected around spring 2028 — but all of this remains at the “sources say” stage, with no official announcement yet from the city of Osaka. One easily misread point from the thread is a separate report that “USJ denied the Nikkei story” — this wasn’t a denial of the expansion plan itself, but appears to be a response to the story breaking ahead of an official announcement. In Osaka, several major developments are proceeding in parallel, including the Yumeshima IR (slated to open in 2030) and the reuse of the Expo site, with USJ’s expansion positioned as part of that broader trend. The Nintendo- and Pokémon-themed area ideas raised in the thread are purely user wishlist items — no specifics about the new attractions have been made public at this point.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Newsflash+) thread “[Osaka] USJ in Final Talks for Major Expansion… Aims to Open New Attractions.”

  • Rice Price Drops to ¥3,156 per 5kg — Private Stockpiles Hit Record High for Late July

    On August 28, the Ministry of Agriculture, Forestry and Fisheries announced that the average price of 5kg of rice sold at supermarkets nationwide from the 17th to the 23rd was ¥3,156, down ¥35 from the previous week. This marks the second straight week of declines, and private-sector stockpiles as of the end of July reached 1.62 million tons — the highest level for July since records began in 2008. On the thread, doubts about real-world prices piled up (“Still too expensive,” “It’s already under ¥3,000 at OK Store or Gyomu Super”), while the discussion widened beyond simple price griping into how to price the new crop amid swelling stockpiles, whether farmers can actually turn a profit, and even whether people are simply eating less rice these days.

    Jiji Press — Fri, Aug 28, 18:03 JST

    The Ministry of Agriculture, Forestry and Fisheries announced on the 28th that the average price per 5kg of rice sold at roughly 1,000 supermarkets nationwide from the 17th to the 23rd was ¥3,156, down ¥35 from the previous week.

    This is the second consecutive week of declines. Private-sector stockpiles as of the end of July stood at 1.62 million tons, the highest level for the month of July since surveys began in 2008.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:10
    That's still way too expensive
    People who've already given up on rice won't come back unless it drops under ¥2,500
    8AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:11
    Re: #3
    This year's new-crop Koshihikari was going for ¥2,300 tax included where I shop
    4AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:10
    Pasta's tastier and cheaper anyway
    Let the whole rice industry go under along with JA (Japan's agricultural co-op)
    24AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:16
    Re: #4
    Taste aside, rice is basically a carb bomb lol — I quit eating it and just stopped gaining weight entirely
    Might be the ultimate diet honestly
    11AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:12
    Go ahead, spell out exactly where all that money's going
    21AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:15
    Well, prices don't fall unless somebody eats the loss
    JA's probably already cashed out long ago
    The real question is what they do with the new crop on top of this mountain of leftover stock
    29AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:16
    Re: #21
    If it's just sitting there surplus, might as well throw it out lol
    35AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:19
    Miyazaki-grown new-crop Koshihikari was under ¥3,000 for 5kg at OK Store
    171AnonymousAug 28, 2026 19:26
    Re: #35
    It's already ¥1,980 near me
    42AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:20
    People in the farming industry should just eat rice like crazy themselves
    Support them by eating up
    56AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:24
    At that place near me, 5kg was in the low ¥2,000s
    66AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:28
    Re: #56
    Too looong!!!
    71AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:29
    Akitakomachi, Komaneci, and Tachikoma all kind of sound alike, huh (a rice brand, the gymnast, and the robot from Ghost in the Shell)
    98AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:39
    Re: #71
    So Akita's new 'Komaneci' comes in at ¥4,000 — guess that's how it stacks up (wordplay chaining the rice brand Akitakomachi, gymnast Komaneci, and the robot Tachikoma)
    93AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:36
    It's basically a lump of carbs so you're better off not eating it
    Haven't touched rice in about half a year, and even eating three full meals a day I just don't gain weight anymore
    Feel great too
    96AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:38
    Re: #93
    I still think you should have at least one bowl a day though
    102AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:40
    Re: #93
    Just mix in some barley
    115AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:50
    Re: #93
    When it comes to actual health, it's protein, calcium, vegetables, mushrooms, seaweed, and fermented foods that matter
    Rice is basically an afterthought

    And even that rice, they recommend mixing in barley or soybeans, and tell you to eat it last in the meal
    People drifting away from rice seems inevitable at this point
    What even counts as a 'staple food' anymore?
    100AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:39
    Re: #96
    If you're going to eat it, make it breakfast and just half a bowl
    A full bowl is clearly too many carbs
    109AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:44
    Does anyone actually pay ¥3,156 for 5kg?
    La Muu
    Don Quijote
    Kanesue
    Gyomu Super
    Kimble (VegeVege)
    Under ¥2,500 is just normal
    112AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:47
    Re: #109
    No way I'm buying at that price
    I'll stretch what rice I've got left and wait for the new crop lol
    122AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:53
    We've entered the 'actually eat your rice' phase
    Drive the farmers out of business and next we get a rice shortage caused by a labor shortage
    136AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:58
    Re: #122
    Just raise the import quota
    153AnonymousAug 28, 2026 19:11
    Re: #122
    Honestly, that'd be fine lol
    127AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:56
    Farms that can't turn a profit are just the small, inefficient ones. Farms operating at scale make plenty of money.
    132AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:57
    Re: #127
    Even if the farming itself doesn't turn a profit, offsetting it against their day-job salary wipes out their taxes, so they're effectively raking it in
    137AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:58
    Re: #1
    Looking at this survey, it feels like they're only sampling the pricier stores
    There must be plenty of places selling 5kg for under ¥3,000 by now
    Looks like nothing but the Agriculture Ministry spinning the numbers
    140AnonymousAug 28, 2026 19:01
    Re: #137
    Same with the BOJ's price statistics — this country has started fudging even its basic data now
    155AnonymousAug 28, 2026 19:12
    Re: #137
    I thought the same at first, but
    it's probably because they're folding in premium brands like Uonuma Koshihikari, Tsuyahime, and Yumepirika, which would push the average up to about that
    198AnonymousAug 28, 2026 19:38
    Re: #1

    This year's new crop is going for about ¥2,000, going rate


    i.imgur.com/Zf0Rlrd.jpeg

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    The Ministry of Agriculture, Forestry and Fisheries’ “Rice Retail Price Survey” samples roughly 1,000 major retail stores nationwide, a method prone to regional and format skew. On the thread, several posters pointed out that “it feels like they’re only counting the expensive stores” and that “under ¥3,000 is normal at places like OK Store or Gyomu Super.” The Ministry, for its part, has explained that the figure is a weighted average that includes premium branded rice such as Uonuma Koshihikari — a different baseline than a simple survey of discount chains. It’s also easy to overlook that “private-sector stockpiles” refers to inventory held by collection agents, wholesalers, and retailers along the distribution chain, separate from the government’s own reserve stockpile — so a large private stockpile doesn’t automatically translate into lower market prices. Alongside the price complaints, the thread also branched into debates over the health merits of eating less rice and the profitability structure facing farmers, with no single takeaway dominating the discussion.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Speed+) thread “Rice Drops to ¥3,156 per 5kg — Private Stockpiles at Record High, Says Agriculture Ministry.”

  • Junior High Schoolers Banned From Shopping Alone — Oshu City Co-op’s Tough Call After Repeated Nuisance Behavior

    5ch reacted to news that “Iwate Seikyo Co-op Aterui” in Oshu City, Iwate Prefecture, has taken the unusual step of banning junior high school students from entering the store unaccompanied, citing ongoing disruptive behavior on the premises.

    The thread ranged all over the place — from debates about parenting and discipline at home, to trivia about Oshu being Shohei Ohtani’s hometown, to whether the rumor that “co-op = Communist Party” is true, to talk about the younger generation’s habit of blasting music at full volume, to why the police aren’t getting involved.

    Published 8/28 (Fri) 12:51

    Kahoku Shimpo

    “Iwate Seikyo Co-op Aterui” in Oshu City, Iwate Prefecture, has taken the unusual step of barring all junior high school students in the city from entering the store unaccompanied, citing continued disruptive behavior inside the store.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:03
    Shows how low public manners have gotten. Parents really need to step up and properly discipline their kids at home.
    16AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:05
    Isn't Iwate Ohtani's hometown?
    Re: #3
    Apparently kids are raised by society these days, so parents get to be totally hands-off
    78AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:16
    Re: #16
    I'm actually from Oshu. Apparently after Ohtani's team got knocked out of the summer tournament, he went to hang out at the local AEON mall with his classmates.
    In the countryside, that's about the only place there is to go.
    92AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:18
    Re: #16,78
    Ohtani's mother is from Yokohama, so apparently he used to visit his grandparents there a lot.
    5AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:03
    Typical Tohoku lol
    Sounds like the type to walk around with a boombox blasting on their shoulder
    19AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:05
    Re: #5
    Do boomboxes even still exist these days?
    173AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:34
    Re: #5
    "No TV, no radio" lol (a nod to the old rural folk-song lyric about the countryside having nothing)
    18AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:05
    Is blasting music at full volume some kind of trend among young people now?
    27AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:07
    Re: #18
    Even outside, the default now is playing music straight from the phone's speaker instead of using earphones
    43AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:10
    Re: #18
    I'm a guy in my mid-30s, and when I pass teens and people in their early 20s on the street, I've run into plenty of them walking or biking around with loud music blasting from their phone. Really feel the generation gap.
    44AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:11
    So what are the well-behaved junior high schoolers supposed to do?
    66AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:15
    Re: #44
    Nobody said anything about whether they're well-behaved. Can you not even follow what people are actually talking about?

    It's pure childishness — kids who can only assert themselves by causing trouble for others.

    Kids this immature grow up to join biker gangs, drop out of society, and end up at the bottom of the heap.
    71AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:15
    Re: #44
    They just go with a parent, grandparent, older sibling, or some other acquaintance.
    53AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:12
    Poor kids, Iwate doesn't even have an AEON mall?
    Even when I went there as a tourist, I noticed there was nowhere for kids to hang out.
    59AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:13
    Re: #53
    It's probably like a 3-hour bike ride to the nearest AEON lol
    74AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:16
    Re: #53
    Honestly the only good thing Iwate has going for it is the hot springs
    114AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:22
    Co-op = Communist Party?
    126AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:24
    Re: #114
    Were you born and raised out in the mountains somewhere?
    170AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:33
    Re: #114 That's an incredibly outdated stereotype
    151AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:29
    Even if they say "citywide," it's probably really just kids from two or three nearby schools. If school staff patrolled together with the police, they'd clear out in no time.
    158AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:31
    Re: #151
    It's right near Ohtani's old junior high, actually
    178AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:34
    Re: #151
    They're like bugs drawn to a light — scatter them and they'll just swarm right back
    208AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:43
    Re: #1
    Why aren't they reporting this to the police? If the nuisance is actually causing the store financial damage, why not press charges, or take it to civil court and make the parents take responsibility? Why isn't anyone doing that??????
    213AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:44
    Re: #208
    Taking it to court costs a lot of money and hassle, you know 😅
    Plus it's an unspecified number of people involved
    212AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:44
    Can you even get into a co-op store if you're not a member?
    217AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:45
    Re: #212
    A co-op is basically just a regular supermarket
    224AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:47
    Re: #212
    They'll ask if you have a membership card, but non-members can still shop there
    235AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:50
    Re: #212
    I think membership is only required for the home delivery service

    Background and Key Points

    Seikyo (生活協同組合, “consumer life cooperative”) stores like this one operate under Japan’s 1948 Consumer Livelihood Cooperative Act — member-owned retail chains that function as ordinary supermarkets open to anyone, with membership only required for things like home delivery. Nationally these co-ops serve tens of millions of households and are common enough in smaller cities that, as posters noted, they’re often the only supermarket-scale retail around — which is also why Oshu’s Aterui store (named for a historical Emishi chieftain who resisted Yamato rule from this same district) matters as a hub: in a rural area without a nearby AEON mall, banning junior high schoolers from entering alone effectively removes one of the few places local teens can independently go.

    The thread didn’t split over whether the ban itself was reasonable — nobody defended the disruptive kids. The disagreement was over causation and response: parenting failure versus a broader teen-culture shift (phones played openly at speaker volume instead of through earphones) versus simple frustration that the store isn’t calling in police or suing, met with the counterpoint that pursuing an “unspecified number” of minors through civil court is expensive and impractical for a private business.

    What outsiders are likely to misread is the word “banned”: this is a private store enforcing its own entry policy, not a legal or criminal sanction, and Japan gives businesses wide latitude to refuse service on their own premises. The “co-op equals Communist Party” rumor that surfaces periodically stems from postwar-era associations between some cooperative and labor movements, but has no bearing on ordinary seikyo retail operations today — a point a few posters raised only to dismiss as outdated.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Speed+) thread “[Iwate] Junior High Schoolers Banned From Shopping Alone — Oshu City Co-op’s Tough Call After Repeated Nuisance Behavior.”

  • 73-Year-Old Man Breaks Bone After Being Shoved for Petting a Girl’s Head, Sparks Debate Overseas

    A 73-year-old man petted the head of a child he didn’t know — and was shoved to the ground by the child’s father, who was standing nearby, breaking a bone in the process. Security camera footage capturing the whole incident has gone viral online, sparking debate over whether the man’s actions were appropriate.

    On a 5ch thread, opinions split right down the middle: some defended the father, saying “it’s the guy’s own fault for touching someone else’s kid without asking” and “instantly neutralizing a potential threat is just common sense,” while others countered that “breaking someone’s bone is way too far” and “in Japan you’d get reported to the police just for saying hello.”

    A stranger suddenly pats your child’s head. Do you take it as an act of affection — or as a red flag that says “don’t touch my kid without asking”?

    As awareness of sex crimes and abductions targeting children grows, that sense of acceptable distance is shifting. In Japan, there was even a case where a local government flagged “patting a child’s head” itself as suspicious-person behavior in a public safety alert, which sparked its own controversy.

    And now, far away in Singapore, a single incident has ignited a similarly heated debate.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:45
    (∪^ω^) Woof woof!
    46AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:07
    Better not to touch it — no curse will befall you (a play on the proverb "leave the gods alone and no curse befalls you," swapping 'god' for 'hair,' both read "kami")
    68AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:15
    Re: #46
    ミ⌒彡 (a recurring 5ch bald-head silhouette meme)
    (´・ω・)「Yeah, guess so…」
    3AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:47
    Still better than Japan, where you get reported to the cops just for looking at a kid
    143AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:40
    Re: #3
    You've seen Japanese men, right?
    They're way creepier, no comparison.
    Reporting them ought to be mandatory.
    169AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:46
    Re: #3
    It's like a fighter jet getting painted by enemy radar.
    You judge on sight whether the guy's a creep hunting for prey, lol
    181AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:48
    Re: #3
    Say hi = an "incident" (5ch slang for getting flagged/reported as a suspicious person).
    Don't say hi back = an incident.
    Just look at a kid = an incident.
    10AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:51
    I mean, if you suddenly pet a kid's head without even talking to them first, that's straight-up creep behavior.
    156AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:43
    Re: #10
    Right?
    Sure, the parent hitting him hard enough to break a bone is a problem too, but honestly the guy who petted someone else's small kid's head without even checking with the parent first — just because "they're little" — is the one at fault.
    16AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:55
    This is so absurd I laughed
    I can't make heads or tails of Yoh-san getting mad at his own family over this
    "I just love kids. It's my fault for petting him. My bone's broken, but it's still on me."
    32AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:02
    Re: #16 Why? He's saying "I petted the kid and made the dad angry, my bad, I don't want to make a big deal of this" — but the dad's probably mad because his son is the one making it a big deal.
    19AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:56
    In Japan it's gotten to the point where people just stand by and watch while a young girl drowns.
    28AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:00
    Re: #19
    Because if you help her and later she claims you touched her body "under the guise of helping," you're finished.
    24AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:58
    A foreign tourist who came to Japan with their baby said Japanese people always coo "so cute!" and touch the baby, and wished people would stop.
    You guys should watch yourselves too.
    34AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:02
    Re: #24
    Are there really people like that? lol
    I'm a woman, born in the Shōwa era (before 1989), and apparently because I was a chubby kid, random old ladies I didn't even know would come up and touch me going "aw, how cute~" (´・ω・`)
    That'd be completely off-limits nowadays.
    41AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:05
    Old folks really do love kids. When I had a little one with me, plenty of old men and women would strike up conversations.
    Same with walking a dog — I end up thinking, "I'm not interested in you, so please don't talk to me."
    44AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:06
    Re: #41
    The old folks aren't interested in you either, you know…
    42AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:05
    Re: #1
    To begin with, kids have human rights too — being touched without consent is just plain scary for them.
    50AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:07
    It's rare enough to pet even your own kid's head these days, so petting someone else's kid says a lot about your mental state.
    91AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:27
    Re: #50
    Don't limit this to kids.
    Why does everyone assume it's fine to touch kids or babies?
    Even dogs and cats bark or scratch if a stranger suddenly touches them.
    Touching a stranger out of nowhere isn't okay, whether it's a kid, an adult, or an elderly person.
    51AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:08
    Isn't the act of touching itself sexual harassment?
    62AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:12
    I get where everyone's coming from.
    Being touched by a stranger is scary, sure, but if I were out watching my own kid, I wouldn't go as far as shoving the guy — that seems like overkill.
    Unless it's a case where you looked away for a second and were startled to find a stranger touching your kid when you looked back.

    >"Was it really necessary to knock an elderly man who can barely walk to the ground?" — plenty of people also criticized the father's actions.
    89AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:26
    Re: #62
    You can't tell in the moment whether he just came to pet the kid's head.
    He might have a knife and be about to stab someone, he might be trying to kidnap the kid,
    he could even be carrying sulfuric acid to throw.
    In a moment like that you have to neutralize him instantly or it's too late.

    Bottom line: "the cause lies with the other guy," and "the trigger for the shove was him touching the kid's head without permission" — the father didn't shove him out of nowhere for no reason.
    95AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:28
    Re: #62
    Even if your daughter were being raped, you're apparently not supposed to injure the guy.
    First you're supposed to pull them apart without hurting him.
    69AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:15
    Shoving him was excessive self-defense, so that's not okay —
    but the old man who goes around casually touching other people's kids isn't okay either.
    84AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:23
    Re: #69
    Is it okay to pet someone's head just because they're a kid?
    What's the reasoning there?

    A hostess, a sex worker, a female clerk at a Docomo store, a McDonald's employee — any of them would get angry if you suddenly petted their head.
    70AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:17
    In Japan you get reported to the police just for saying hello.
    73AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:18
    Re: #70
    A bald guy just making eye contact gets circulated as a "suspicious person" alert.
    87AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:24
    Re: #70
    Of course you get reported for saying hello.
    A middle-aged guy gets treated as suspicious and reported even when he's the one being greeted.
    76AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:20
    Re: #1
    What's wrong with it?

    You'd all lose it too if someone suddenly touched your head —
    especially if you're working hard to make your thinning hair look like more, and someone suddenly pets it.
    120AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:35
    Re: #76
    LOL, true.
    If you suddenly petted a guy's 1:9-part comb-over or "barcode head" (slang for a thin comb-over whose strands look like barcode lines), that's definitely a middle-aged-man-loses-it case.
    Female employees would get mad too if petting messed up their hairstyle.
    129AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:37
    Used to be totally normal back in the day.
    This is a side effect of Western individualism.
    131AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:37
    Re: #129
    Yet Western people fuss over other people's kids way more than that.
    140AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:40
    Re: #129
    True.
    Though in exchange, there's probably a lot of sex crime that never comes to light either.
    151AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:42
    Half of men don't even wash their hands after using the toilet.
    Go to a restroom in a shopping mall and you'll see so many guys just walk right past the sink.
    No wonder people get angry when a guy like that touches them without asking.
    Don't touch people with your filthy hands.
    155AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:42
    Re: #151
    Says the filthy one himself, lol
    162AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:45
    Re: #151
    I run a food stall, so I'd say I'm in the half that does wash their hands.
    If I were sloppy about it, I'd have been shut down by food poisoning complaints by now.
    176AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:47
    Re: #151
    Guys who don't wash their hands cook and end up causing mass norovirus outbreaks…
    Infectious disease in kids —
    that's what mothers worry about most.

    Background and Key Points

    The incident described took place in Singapore, not Japan, but the 5ch thread barely engages with that fact — it functions mainly as a mirror for posters to relitigate a very Japanese anxiety. Japan has, in recent years, seen local governments and school “safety alert” (fushinsha jōhō) systems formally list things like patting a child’s head, speaking to a child, or even prolonged eye contact as indicators of a “suspicious person,” a practice that itself has drawn domestic criticism for criminalizing ordinary friendliness, especially from elderly men. That backdrop is what fuels lines like “you get reported to the cops just for saying hello” — posters aren’t really talking about Singapore’s norms at all.

    The actual split in the thread isn’t over whether touching a stranger’s child is acceptable — almost everyone agrees the old man overstepped by not asking first. The disagreement is about proportionality and burden of proof in the instant of contact: one camp treats the father’s shove as justified pre-emptive threat-neutralization (you can’t know in the split second whether it’s affection or an attack), while the other treats a broken bone on a 73-year-old as excessive force regardless of the trigger.

    What the thread never addresses is Singapore’s own legal framework — whether the father faces any charge for causing the injury, or what, if anything, happened to him afterward. Readers should also note that “suspicious person” reporting culture in Japan is unevenly enforced and controversial even within Japan; it’s not a settled national consensus, just one visible strand of public anxiety that this unrelated overseas story happened to reactivate.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Express+) thread “[Overseas] “Is patting someone else’s kid’s head ‘suspicious’ now?” 73-year-old man petted a girl’s head, got knocked down and broke a bone… security cam footage sparks huge debate“