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  • iLiFE!’s K-Arena Show Draws 40,000 Livestream Viewers — 5ch: ‘Hello! Project Has Nothing Left to Win At’

    Tickets for idol group iLiFE!’s K-Arena show sold out instantly, and the free live stream on YouTube drew over 40,000 viewers. On the forum, opinions were split between praise for the live vocals and staging quality, comparisons to veteran group Hello! Project, and debate over whether the free-streaming strategy was the right call.

    1AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:24
    [iLiFE!] K-Arena show 'MEGALiFE!' [Live stream]
    youtube.com/watch?v=JcJ1EFKpB_8
    Over 40,000 people watching right now
    3AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:25
    I wonder what Chinme Nodoka is up to these days
    4AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:25
    The live vocals are seriously solid, and both the songs and the staging are amazing
    5AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:26
    First time listening to them and the singing was so bad I burst out laughing
    10AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:29
    Re: #5
    Live vocals, staging, production budget, entertainment value, individuality —
    iLiFE! is leagues ahead of Hello! Project in every single one.
    And they're pulling this kind of crowd and viewer count with almost zero TV/media exposure.
    Hello! Project has nothing left to win at.
    11AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:31
    That's because they can pour serious money into it thanks to crowdfunding
    13AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:34
    Is it really okay that it's been nothing but killer tracks since the very start?
    16AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:34
    I think iLiFE! is headed for Tokyo Dome
    17AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:35
    Looks like it's got a ton of older male otaku fans ("oji-wota")
    23AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:37
    Re: #17
    Heroines has a lot of young fans, but Hello! Project's fanbase aging is a serious problem
    19AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:36
    Never seen them on a music show — are they actually popular?
    33AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:40
    Re: #19
    Even without getting on network TV or picked up by the media, they keep growing their audience and moving into bigger venues purely on the strength of their songs and performances — that's why people call them 'the real deal.'
    If network TV ever catches on, a hollow facade like Kawara Lab will collapse overnight.
    31AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:40
    Why livestream it for free?
    The people willing to spend money are probably already there in person
    36AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:41
    Re: #31
    Isn't it because the big spenders are already there in person?
    37AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:41
    Re: #31
    Wake up, this is actually a smart strategy nowadays
    48AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:45
    Even Hello! Project would rake it in if they crowdfunded
    Tamura alone pulled in 28 million yen
    54AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:47
    Re: #48
    There's nobody like that in Hello! Project right now
    51AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:46
    Are they even profitable doing this?
    Feels like Up-Front (their management company) is the one making the money
    57AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:48
    Re: #51
    Hello! Project only worked because it had Hello! otaku doing free promotion for it
    But all of those fans are old now
    They're dying off one by one
    59AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:48
    Re: #51
    Looking at this, Hello! Project seems like it must be running at a loss — is it going to be okay?
    52AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:46
    Hello! Project slaps a paywall on everything and stays closed off — that's exactly why it's a 'closed' fandom
    Nobody in the Reiwa era has even heard of Hello! Project

    Doing it this way — going free and opening up — means they're paying out of their own pocket to invest in the future
    This management is incredibly capable
    58AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:48
    Re: #52
    Yeah, Hello! Project really does have a narrow entry point
    63AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:50
    Re: #52
    The president and management genuinely believe in themselves
    That they'll definitely become mainstream someday
    People who believe are the ones who change the world
    This management is incredibly capable
    60AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:50
    Hello! Project does two hall shows and earns steadily, though
    64AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:51
    Re: #60
    Isn't that basically exactly what underground idol groups do? Kind of embarrassing, no?
    65AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:52
    Heroines and Kawara Lab go for 'short and intense,' while Hello! Project goes for 'slow and steady'
    73AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:53
    Re: #68
    Why am I the reference point? They're almost at their 30th anniversary
    78AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:55
    Re: #73
    Because everyone's the same age as you
    It's been 30 years, so they're all 60 or 70 now
    90AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:58
    It's giving 'OCHA NORMA, but can actually sing' vibes (OCHA NORMA is a Hello! Project subgroup)
    97AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:59
    Re: #90
    Right, that 'riding on pure energy' vibe is similar
    Good enunciation too — feels like the finished, polished version of OCHA NORMA
    106AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:02
    Their live singing skill just floored me
    There's no competing with this
    107AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:03
    Re: #106
    That's because they perform live constantly
    They're out there fighting on the battlefield nonstop
    109AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:04
    Re: #107
    Your voice actually develops from that
    Same as practicing guitar every day makes you better — your voice keeps developing too
    114AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:05
    Re: #109
    Comedians use their voice every day, so their voices develop a ton — that's why comedians are all good singers
    You have to actually work your voice or it won't develop
    Hello! Project barely even sings
    It's a completely different amount of stage experience

    Background and Key Points

    Hello! Project is Tsunku’s idol franchise, run by Up-Front Group since the late 1990s and now closing in on its 30th anniversary — a lineage that includes Morning Musume and newer units like OCHA NORMA, referenced directly in the thread as a comparison point. It built its fanbase in an era of TV variety exposure and paywalled fan-club content, a “closed” model that made sense when Japan’s idol otaku culture ran through cable music shows and physical event tickets. iLiFE! represents a different, YouTube-and-crowdfunding-era approach: no music-show presence, but a sold-out arena show simulcast free to 40,000+ viewers, funded in part by direct fan contributions (one backer, Tamura, reportedly gave 28 million yen).

    The thread’s actual disagreement isn’t really “is iLiFE! good” — most posters concede the live vocals and staging are strong. It splits on interpretation: some read the free livestream as visionary, growth-minded management eating short-term cost for long-term reach; others suspect it’s simply because the paying core audience already bought arena tickets, making the stream a low-risk bonus rather than strategy. A second, quieter split is generational — whether Hello! Project’s struggles reflect an aging, graying fandom versus a genuinely outdated business model.

    What’s likely to trip up non-Japanese readers is Hello! Project’s revenue structure: it isn’t primarily livestream or YouTube driven at all, but built on ticketed “two hall shows,” merchandise, and subscription fan clubs — a model the thread mocks as small-scale but that has sustained the franchise for decades without needing viral reach. No poster addresses whether iLiFE!’s free-content approach is actually profitable, or just growth spending underwritten by management.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “iLiFE! Instantly Sells Out K-Arena, Currently Livestreaming on YouTube.”

  • New ‘Genso Suikoden’ Mobile Game: 5ch Users Wait Out Maintenance, Ask ‘Can I Still Enjoy It Starting Now?’

    A chat thread popped up on Newsspeed VIP as users waited for maintenance to end on the new mobile game ‘Genso Suikoden: Star Leap’.

    Regulars fielded questions about app size, gacha rates, and whether it’s still worth starting now.

    1AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:33
    (っ´ω`c) Thread for waiting out the maintenance
    2AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:35
    (っ´ω`c) Maintenance won't end 😭 ugh…
    4AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:37
    Re: #2
    (っ´ω`c) I believe it'll end at 6 PM
    9AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:40
    How big's the install?
    I got wrecked on Star Rail (Honkai: Star Rail) gacha, so I'll try this if it's lightweight
    13AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:41
    Re: #9
    (っ´ω`c) The app was about 3GB
    10AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:40
    Haven't played since day-one login
    Is it any good?
    14AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:42
    Re: #10
    (っ´ω`c) It's a good time
    18AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:46
    (ꐦ·᷅ὢ·᷄ꐦ ) Is a crappy event about to start?
    20AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:49
    Re: #18
    (っ´ω`c) It's not confirmed to be crappy yet
    22AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:50
    (ꐦ·᷅ὢ·᷄ꐦ ) Does the gacha update weekly?
    23AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:51
    Re: #22
    (っ´ω`c) Sounds like new characters are coming 4 weeks in a row
    24AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:51
    Can I still enjoy it if I start now?
    25AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:52
    Re: #24
    (っ´ω`c) Yeah, you can enjoy it just fine — it's not a game where you're competing against other players
    26AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:52
    Re: #25
    Thanks
    I'll give it a shot when I get home
    29AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:56
    Re: #25
    (ꐦ·᷅ὢ·᷄ꐦ ) That kind of depends on the event, doesn't it?
    There's already some kind of ranking system in place at this stage anyway

    Feels like they're gonna do ranked events too
    Not sure about this particular one, but they've already built in stuff like 'war' that's clearly headed that direction
    27AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:53
    Ryza Chat's rating dropped to 2.2
    Well yeah, it's built around spending money so that tracks
    There's seriously nothing you can do for free in that thing
    32AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:01
    Re: #27
    (っ´ω`c) It's basically an online hostess club (an app designed to milk you for cash like a cabaret club)
    28AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:56
    Show me some of the cute characters that are already in the game
    34AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:01
    Re: #28
    (っ´ω`c) Can't show you, it's still under maintenance — Lotte-chan is cute though
    30AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:59
    (´・ω・`) Have you played Atelier Ryza AI?
    37AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:02
    Re: #30
    (っ´ω`c) Nope, haven't played it
    33AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:01
    Depending on the gacha, am I retiring today? pomi
    38AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:03
    Re: #33
    (っ´ω`c) You're not gonna pull it anyway
    35AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:01
    (´・ω・`) Is the Steam version not out yet?
    39AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:03
    Re: #35
    (っ´ω`c) Not yet
    42AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:07
    In the mood for some fried sweet shrimp
    That stuff is way too good
    46AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:11
    Re: #42
    (っ´ω`c) Really?
    43AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:07
    Re: #38
    Are you gonna pull today!? Or wait for the 4th banner!?
    47AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:12
    Re: #43
    (っ´ω`c) Can't pull, I'm out of gems (gacha currency)
    53AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:20
    I had a similarly brutal bust during the Fate collab in Mahjong Soul
    Did like 70 pulls and got zero collab characters, barely even got 'near-miss' pulls (same-rarity but non-featured characters) — worst luck ever
    That one had me half-convinced the '5% rate' had to be a lie
    When the RNG screws you that hard, you start suspecting the odds are rigged
    55AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:22
    Re: #53
    (っ´ω`c) If the collab character pickup rate is only around 1%, that's honestly plausible
    59AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:24
    All I ever max-dupe is old guys and dogs 😔
    60AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:25
    Re: #59
    (っ´ω`c) Well, if the old guy and dog are actually useful, maxing them out isn't so bad
    61AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:26
    (´・ω・`) What even is 'Genso Suikoden'? Isn't that different from the actual Water Margin?
    64AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:28
    Re: #61
    (っ´ω`c) I mean, they added fantasy elements to Water Margin, so it's the 'Illusory' Water Margin, right? Not really sure though
    63AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:27
    Re: #55
    Nah, I think there are 4 pickup characters at around 0.7% each, so if you don't care which one, the odds of a near-miss are actually lower
    66AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:29
    Re: #63
    (っ´ω`c) Ah, I see, fair enough
    116AnonymousAug 26, 2026 15:02
    (´・ω・`) Yikes

    119AnonymousAug 26, 2026 15:05
    Re: #116
    (っ´ω`c) Do you eat it sandwiched between something?

    Background and Key Points

    Genso Suikoden (幻想水滸伝, literally “Illusory Water Margin”) is Konami’s RPG series loosely inspired by the Chinese classic Water Margin and its 108 Stars of Destiny, running from 1995 through several mainline entries before going dormant for over a decade — Konami let the IP lapse to the point that former staff crowdfunded a spiritual successor, Eiyuden Chronicle, instead. Konami revived the brand itself with HD remasters of the first two games in 2024, and “Star Leap” is the follow-up mobile gacha title, which is why longtime fans in the thread are unsure how it relates to the “real” Water Margin story at all.

    The thread’s actual disagreement isn’t about the game’s quality but about how “beginner-friendly” it really is. One regular reassures a latecomer that it’s fine to start now since it’s “not a game where you’re competing against other players,” but another poster pushes back, pointing out the game already has an internal ranking system and mechanics like “war” that look built for future competitive events — meaning the friendly framing may only hold until those events go live.

    What outside readers are likely to miss is the “online hostess club” line: in Japanese gacha culture that’s a stock insult (comparing an app to a kyabakura) for titles designed to extract repeated spending, and it’s dropped here alongside an unrelated example — the poor user rating of Atelier Ryza’s companion chat app — as a loose comparison rather than evidence about Star Leap’s own monetization. Separately, Japan’s gacha probabilities are legally required to be disclosed, so the suspicion that a “5%” rate must be “rigged” reflects ordinary bad luck rather than fraud.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Newsspeed VIP) thread “(っ´ω`c) Genso Suikoden: Star Leap Thread“.

  • New One Piece Twist Sparks Reaction: 5ch Says ‘Should’ve Wiped Out the Pirate King…’

    In the latest chapter of One Piece, a scene depicting the apparent final boss expressing regret with the line “I should have wiped out the Pirate Kings back then” became a hot topic on Nandemo Jikkyo (5ch’s “anything goes” livestream-commentary board). The thread buzzed with the usual running joke about “when is this series ever going to end” and speculation on just how long Imu’s flashback arc will drag on.

    4AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:57
    How come Rocks didn't just flip over and become fully healthy?
    29AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:10
    Re: #4
    https://gzo.ai/i/F5wcaZG.jpg
    Domi Riva's power is probably just some kind of mind control — the whole "dies, flips over, comes back to life" thing is probably tied to that instead.
    36AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:14
    Re: #29
    Is there really any benefit to doing Akuwaru here?
    10AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:00
    Is it finally going to end?
    12AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:01
    Re: #10
    It has nothing to do with One Piece or the Pirate King, so no, it's not ending.
    16AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:01
    Re: #10
    Apparently it wraps up whenever the Reiwa era ends.
    15AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:01
    The guy's been alive for over 800 years — what has he even been doing all that time?
    30AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:10
    Re: #15
    Those 800 years were probably peaceful and uneventful
    so of course he didn't do anything.
    17AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:02
    Next time: tragedy in Imu's past…!!
    24AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:05
    Re: #17
    Bet we're getting the twist where he gets one-punched by a gorilla and goes down, then Joy Boy saves him.
    21AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:03
    Ahyahyahya!! The apple old man is dead!!

    22AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:03
    It took two years to beat Kaido
    so if this guy's the final boss, it'll probably take five.
    25AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:06
    Re: #22
    Counting from when the fight against Kaido started with just a handful of people?
    No way it'd take that long, come on…
    27AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:08
    There's still a ton of hinting left before the flashback's ready to go


    62AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:29
    Re: #27
    Calling it now — Imu and Joy Boy were best friends when they were young, but their visions of an ideal world gradually diverged and they had a falling out, or something like that.
    28AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:09
    Oda: "One Piece's serialization is ending… aaaaand!! Starting next week, One Piece SECOND begins!!" BOOM!!

    It's probably going to end up like this anyway.
    33AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:12
    Is drawing everything from someone else's point of view instead of the main character's some kind of sickness or what?
    Hasn't it been rough ever since the New World arc?
    49AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:25
    Re: #33
    He's always wanted to do his own version of Dragon Ball's Namek arc.
    46AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:21
    Blackbeard hasn't even been beaten yet, and the real final boss is Roger.
    53AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:26
    Re: #46
    Nah, the final boss is Joy Boy.
    51AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:25
    You guys keep complaining, but if One Piece actually ends, there'll be nothing left worth reading in Jump — that's the scary part.
    54AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:27
    Re: #51
    Hunter x Hunter.
    56AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:27
    Re: #51
    The scary part is the editors whose paychecks depend on it.
    55AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:27


    Just from this alone you can tell no other manga can seriously compete.
    63AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:29
    Re: #55
    Compete at what, lol?
    67AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:30
    Re: #55
    Isn't that ripping off how in Demon Slayer, anyone who uses Breathing techniques dies young?
    64AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:30
    And now, we go into the flashback.
    66AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:30
    Re: #64
    Nope, it's going on hiatus.
    68AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:32
    Hey, when are they actually going to use that ancient-weapon-looking thing from the experiment?
    If it's not being used on Elbaf, what was even the point of it?
    69AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:34
    Re: #68
    He's probably just doing it because he's got time to kill.
    75AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:35
    Re: #68
    They're in the middle of paying off foreshadowing, just wait.
    74AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:35
    The incompetent guy who just hid his name and left it at that

    78AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:38
    Re: #74
    Meanwhile Monkey "D" Luffy's name is plastered all over the world on wanted posters, lmao.
    98AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:06
    Re: #74
    And after that they go and make Marshall D. Teach one of the Seven Warlords, lmao.
    79AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:40
    Imu's flashback looks like it's going to be a long one
    Probably eats up a whole volume.
    80AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:40
    Re: #79
    He's the final boss
    Three volumes, easy.

    Background and Key Points

    One Piece has run in Weekly Shonen Jump since 1997, making it one of the longest continuously serialized manga in Japan; creator Eiichiro Oda has said for years that an ending is in sight, which is precisely why any hint of endgame lore reliably lights up Japanese boards. The chapter in question involves Imu, a hooded figure introduced in 2020 who sits above the World Government’s “Five Elders” and appears to be the true final antagonist; the line about having failed to “wipe out the Pirate Kings” is notable because it uses the plural, implying more than one person has held the title of Pirate King, a detail with real weight for a story built around the search for the “One Piece” left by the previous Pirate King, Gol D. Roger. The thread comes from Nandemo Jikkyo, a 5ch board built for live, joking commentary on ongoing broadcasts and releases, not careful theorycrafting, so posts skew toward gags over analysis.

    Where the thread actually splits is over pacing: some posters treat the coming Imu flashback as confirmation the series is finally building to its climax, while others insist it changes nothing and predict years more of backstory before any resolution, half-joking that it could outlast the Reiwa era itself (Japan’s current imperial era, begun in 2019).

    What outside readers might miss is that “when will One Piece end” is a long-running, half-affectionate meme on Japanese boards rather than genuine despair — commenters needling the manga’s length are typically longtime fans, not people about to drop it.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Sad News] One Piece’s Final Boss: “Haah, haah… that day… I should have wiped out the Pirate Kings…”.”

  • Manga About a Supermarket Manager Losing It at a Part-Timer Sparks ‘The Manager’s Actually Right’ Reactions

    A manga depicting a supermarket manager flying into a rage at a female part-time employee became a hot topic on a 5ch thread. Questions poured in about how realistic the story actually was — from the ¥98 price tag on kyoho grapes (a premium Japanese grape variety) to whether anyone would really show up to buy pears in the middle of a typhoon. Meanwhile, running counter to what the manga apparently intended, plenty of comments ended up defending the manager as being in the right.

    1AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:31
    s://i.imgur.com/kPJSuS5.jpeg
    s://i.imgur.com/l1cmw0D.jpeg
    s://i.imgur.com/LCJmwhX.jpeg
    3AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:33
    Wait, this is a guy?
    I thought it was some old hag.
    5AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:34
    They're drawing the manager like he's the villain, but he's totally in the right.
    6AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:34
    98 yen for kyoho grapes? Yeah, of course he'd blow a gasket.
    7AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:34
    "Effort to minimize complaints" (lol)
    8AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:35
    Why are you telling this like it's some heroic saga?
    9AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:35
    Does anyone seriously drive out to buy pears in a typhoon?
    10AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:35
    Kyoho grapes run at least 500 yen even at their cheapest.
    11AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:35
    No, just call another employee or the head office where you trained and ask for instructions.
    16AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:37
    What kind of manga even is this?
    21AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:38
    Re: #16
    It's just a manga fishing for sympathy over "I used my quick thinking and the manager yelled at me anyway! Isn't that messed up!?"
    17AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:37
    No way 98-yen kyoho grapes would still be sitting there unsold.
    Actually, that itself is kind of suspicious.
    18AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:37
    Zero staff on shift in the morning? This supermarket's got real problems.
    20AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:37
    Why does this keep getting new threads over and over? What about it hit home for OP so much?
    22AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:38
    Here's the thing —
    using bait online that people can argue with and dunk on is the marketing trend these days.
    Even talentless manga artists figure they've got a shot with this method, so everyone's piling on.
    23AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:38
    They probably had pears in the flyer,
    98 yen for kyoho grapes is a massive loss,
    and there's even a typhoon built in as an excuse…
    24AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:38
    Lol, and there's apparently a ton of kyoho grapes still in stock too.
    25AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:39
    A supermarket clerk pulling the "I have more life experience" card is hilarious.
    42AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:45
    What happens to that huge shipment of pears that arrives after all this, I wonder?
    46AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:46
    Re: #42
    That's exactly why it's 98 yen.
    45AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:46
    Enough with the stealth marketing for this manga already.
    How much is OP getting paid?
    49AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:47
    Re: #45
    Even if this is stealth marketing, nobody's buying anything because of it, so who cares.
    47AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:46
    What's the manga called?
    63AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:51
    Re: #47
    "Fired for a Mere Part-Timer Overstepping Her Bounds — Hope This Supermarket's Fine Without Us Running the Place"
    62AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:51
    Kyoho grapes cost more than pears anyway.
    Could've at least gone with apples.
    68AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:52
    Fired just for showing up to work in cosplay
    https://funakamome.com/i/w50BRN1.jpg
    80AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:56
    Re: #68
    This is a really well-made manga — it pulls off self-introduction and scene-setting in a single panel.
    101AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:05
    Couldn't they have priced it closer to market rate?
    Even as a sale price, 98 yen for kyoho grapes is a massive loss.
    110AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:09
    Re: #101
    Can't help it, it's drawn straight from fantasy.
    103AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:06
    The manager's probably about to get chewed out hard by his higher-ups.
    109AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:09
    Re: #103
    From the manager's perspective, a part-timer under his direct supervision is harder to explain away than an uncontrollable "baito tero" incident (viral misbehavior stunts pulled by part-timers).
    108AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:08
    Huh…

    Background and Key Points

    Kyoho grapes are one of Japan’s signature premium fruit varieties — a large, sweet, purple table grape grown mainly in Yamanashi and Nagano — and they are priced accordingly: even on sale, a bunch rarely drops below ¥500, which is why commenters flagged the manga’s ¥98 price tag as implausible rather than dramatic. Japanese supermarkets also routinely run storm-prep sales, since customers do stock up ahead of typhoons, but stocking pears specifically during one struck posters as an odd narrative detail, possibly tied to a flyer promotion gone wrong. The debate also touches on “baito tero” (アルバイトテロ), a well-known Japanese phenomenon where a part-timer’s ill-judged post or stunt goes viral and damages a store’s reputation — a risk managers are trained to avoid, which is part of why commenters felt unilateral pricing decisions by a part-timer, however well-intentioned, were the real problem.

    The thread didn’t split over whether the manager overreacted — commenters broadly agreed he didn’t — but over whether the manga’s premise itself holds up: the price, the weather-shopping logic, and the suspiciously convenient timing (a big pear shipment arriving right after) read to posters as engineered rather than observed.

    What outside readers may miss is the genre this manga belongs to: Japanese social media is full of short, sympathy-baiting manga posted by amateur or semi-pro artists explicitly designed to provoke arguments and shares, a tactic several posters recognized and called out as marketing rather than storytelling — which is why so few actually defended the part-timer.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Image] Supermarket Manager Totally Loses It at Female Part-Timer wwwwwww.”

  • France’s Heatwave Death Toll Hits 7,300 — Over 300 Also Drowned

    Reports that France’s record-breaking heatwave has claimed an estimated 7,300 lives sparked shock on 5ch. Follow-up news that swimming-related drownings topped 300 fueled a lively thread mixing criticism of the French government’s response, jabs at the nation’s “aesthetics over safety” reputation, and comparisons with Japan’s own heat countermeasures.

    This summer, France was hit by a record-breaking heatwave, and the number of deaths believed to be linked to the high temperatures has now reached roughly 7,300.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:46
    On top of that, apparently 300 people have died at sea too

    Also, France's education minister revealed on the 23rd that more than 300 people have drowned since mid-June. She noted that "people are heading to the water to cool off and taking dangerous risks." (ANN News)
    82AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:03
    Re: #2
    Swimming lessons really do matter, huh
    12AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:50
    Sounds about right for a country that supposedly cares so much about human rights but prioritizes scenery over human lives
    16AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:52
    Re: #12
    When you think about it, valuing scenery over lives is a pretty serious case of disregarding human rights
    60AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:34
    Re: #16
    That's very France of them
    118AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:36
    Re: #16
    "Scenery over lives — there's no way we'd flood in heavy rain." Sounds just like Chiba Prefecture (a nod to Chiba's infrastructure woes during past storms)
    14AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:51
    How's Mr. Hiroyuki doing over in fancy France? (Hiroyuki Nishimura, the 2channel/5ch founder who lives in France)
    20AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:56
    Re: #14
    Not sure if it ruins the scenery, but they got kicked out anyway
    23AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:01
    If it turns out the politicians and executives are sipping hot café au lait in ice-cold air-conditioned rooms through all this, there's gonna be a riot
    31AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:05
    Re: #23
    That actually happened at EU headquarters, didn't it
    26AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:02
    Can't they just use a cold bath or a cold shower?
    43AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:13
    Re: #26
    There are water-use bans too if you use too much
    Those guys neglect flood control too — they've got maybe a fifth as many dams as Japan
    62AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:38
    Paris temperatures in August

    AI Overview

    The average August temperature in Paris, France is about 20°C (68°F), with highs around 25°C (77°F) and lows around 14°C (57°F).
    67AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:41
    Re: #62
    If temperatures like that suddenly jump to almost double, of course some people's bodies aren't going to be able to handle it
    70AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:42
    Re: #62
    What a wreck
    74AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:45
    Meanwhile in Japan

    Elderly person found with actual antibodies to heatstroke LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    https://imgur.com/SEBGAUC.jpg
    https://imgur.com/l4sYNrs.jpg
    https://imgur.com/3Wn1LYR.jpg
    81AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:52
    Re: #74
    Japan still calibrates its standards to people like this in some ways, doesn't it
    76AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:47
    Showa era = AC was a luxury

    Reiwa era = AC is life support

    77AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:48
    China saw this as a chance and shipped tons of air conditioners over, but Japan never moves at times like this, huh
    79AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:52
    Re: #77
    European affairs are complicated and murky
    They're not the type to feel indebted just because you sent them a few gifts
    87AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:10
    This is great for summer


    It's a light combined with a fan — turn it on and the fan spins to keep you cool





    You can adjust the brightness and fan strength with the remote
    Just switch it off and it starts with the same settings next time
    88AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:13
    Re: #87
    Fine for winter maybe, but for summer isn't a regular fan better?
    Won't it just blow hot air down on you?
    89AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:14
    Midsummer asphalt goes above 60°C (140°F)
    https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1944579925991940096/vid/avc1/720×1280/uUksTaOkyW_DKydp.mp4
    94AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:21
    Re: #89
    If it were me, I'd say something to the owner and let them know
    96AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:21
    Kuwana City, Mie Prefecture, which hit a record 40.8°C (105.4°F)
    https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2080896271242649602/vid/avc1/1258×720/o5xPmtaS-s2p_OCt.mp4




    101AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:28
    Re: #96
    Why's everyone wearing masks?
    102AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:29
    Re: #96
    The composition in the first screenshot is nice
    109AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:31
    [Sad News] Kenyan 🍉 watermelon rind is way too thin lol

    110AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:33
    Re: #109
    Forget the thinness, do something about the flies
    112AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:33
    Re: #109
    Thought those were seeds — turns out they're flies
    113AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:34
    Re: #109
    Thought they were seeds but they're bugs lol
    This picture's probably bait for reactions

    Background and Key Points

    France’s 7,300 figure comes from Santé Publique France’s excess-mortality modeling, the same method used to estimate the country’s catastrophic 2003 heatwave, which killed roughly 15,000 people and forced France to overhaul its “plan canicule” heat-alert system afterward. That system still leaves the country with far lower home air-conditioning penetration than Japan — often cited around 25-30% versus over 90% in Japan — partly because French summers were historically milder, and partly because dense, protected Haussmannian architecture in cities like Paris makes retrofitting external AC units difficult or restricted. The 300+ drowning deaths cited by the education minister are a separate, unofficial tally of accidental water deaths since mid-June, not part of the heatwave mortality estimate.

    The thread’s real fault line is less about facts and more about frame: several posters treat France’s low AC adoption and drowning toll as evidence of a culture that values aesthetics over lives, while others redirect to Japan’s own vulnerabilities — the joking swipe at Chiba’s flood-control failures, and the “heatstroke antibodies” jab at elderly Japanese who refuse AC out of habit — suggesting the “France is uniquely negligent” framing cuts both ways.

    What the thread misses is that comparing dam counts to heatwave drownings is a non sequitur — dams address flood control and water supply, not swimming safety, and most French drowning deaths occurred in rivers, lakes, and the sea, not reservoirs. It also never engages with why AC adoption lags: building preservation rules and a historically temperate climate, not indifference to safety, are the more direct causes than any “scenery over lives” mentality.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Sad News] France Loses to the Heatwave, 7,300 Perish“.

  • Commuter Allowance Fraud Gets Caught and Punished — 5ch: “At Least You Didn’t Get Fired”

    A poster whose commuter allowance fraud was uncovered at work and who faced disciplinary action started a thread on 5ch’s Nanjo Jikkyo G (Everything Live) board.

    It turned out the poster had been claiming the allowance for highway commuting while actually using surface roads the whole time. The punishment ended up being just a verbal warning plus a hit to their bonus review, but going forward all employees will be required to submit their ETC (toll pass) records. The thread filled up with reactions like “at least you didn’t get fired,” alongside a stream of corporate-slave grumbling about unused paid leave and forced overtime under the disability-hiring program.

    4AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:46
    My commuter allowance fraud got caught at work and I got disciplined for it… I want to die.
    13AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:50
    Re: #4
    At least you didn't get fired.
    10AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:49
    Was browsing a list of workplace screw-up cases from yesterday and found one eerily similar to something I've been hiding, lol. Guess I'll bury it.
    43AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:05
    Re: #10
    At my company, the truly bad stuff the higher-ups pull is the stuff that actually gets covered up 😌
    15AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:51
    My HP hits zero right around the time I'm supposed to head home 🤮
    18AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:55
    Re: #15
    Slept, woke up, and I've only recovered to about 65 HP 🤮
    16AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:52
    Not fraud-related, but apparently if you buy a commuter pass yet actually walk or bike to work for your health, workers' comp won't cover you if you get in an accident. Still gonna keep doing it though, since I don't want to ride the packed trains.
    33AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:02
    Re: #16
    That's exactly why commuting costs are baked into social insurance premiums, yet so many people still complain about it.
    17AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:52
    Re: #9
    I'd registered my commute as highway use and got paid for it, but it came out that I was almost always taking surface roads… There'd been no checks for years, so suddenly demanding ETC records out of nowhere clearly means someone snitched.
    20AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:57
    Re: #17
    Sorry about that 😏
    26AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:58
    Re: #17
    Can't be helped, time to move on.
    22AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:57
    My name won't be mentioned, but HR is sending a company-wide email saying "this kind of incident happened and was disciplined," and it's genuinely depressing. Even without a name, we've only got about 100 employees, so it's obvious who it is.
    27AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:59
    Re: #22
    I'll make sure to forward this log in as a reply too 😁
    29AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:59
    Re: #22
    Sounds like the kind of thing that gets posted up in front of the cafeteria.
    25AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:57
    Well, fudging commuting or travel expenses a little is something everyone does. My company's actually pretty chill about that kind of thing as part of the culture, so I lucked out.
    28AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:59
    Re: #25
    Nice, I'm jealous. Honestly, I don't see the problem with taking surface roads to commute somewhere technically far enough to justify the highway. Commuting costs should be based on the distance from home to office, not the actual route taken.
    34AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:02
    Small mercy is that the punishment was just a verbal warning plus a hit to my bonus review. No repayment of the fraudulent difference either. But from now on, anyone using toll roads has to submit ETC records, so I'm probably going to be hated for it.
    40AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:04
    Re: #34
    That's basically workplace harassment at this point.
    48AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:07
    Re: #34
    Once you get labeled as someone who commits that kind of fraud, promotions slow down and you'll get shipped off to a subsidiary the first chance they get. If the verbal warning is the kind written into official regulations, it stays on your record permanently as a disciplinary mark — you'd be better off just changing jobs.
    39AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:03
    What does everyone do after getting home on days when work ends earlier than usual? Honestly, on days like that I have no idea what to do with myself 😭
    41AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:04
    Re: #39
    Watch anime on Netflix.
    42AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:05
    Re: #39
    A true corporate slave clocks out but doesn't actually leave, hanging around acting like they want to chat with coworkers.
    44AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:05
    Forget work, let's all just quit and become farmers. It's fun.
    51AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:08
    Re: #44
    Hard pass — low pay, brutal labor, and insane power harassment and sexual harassment (speaking from experience).
    54AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:09
    An old lady pushing 60 keeps telling me to hurry up and have kids already — that's harassment, right?
    71AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:15
    Re: #54
    Sounds like she's hitting on you.
    60AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:11
    This thread occasionally turns up an absolutely wild story — like the guy whose company car got stolen.
    61AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:12
    Re: #60
    Fudging commuting expenses is something pretty much everyone does, right?
    74AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:15
    Re: #60
    More recently there was a home care worker who abandoned a severely disabled elderly man to go play pachinko. Sounds like there's a bunch of other offenses too.
    63AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:13
    The temporary toilets at my job site are the worst — you have to use a hand-shower to flush your own poop down. There's a real risk of splashback too. Seriously, my company must be broke.
    73AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:15
    Re: #63 reminded me — I've seen a little shower nozzle attached to the wall next to a Western-style toilet before. Was that meant for flushing??? There was a proper flush lever right on the toilet, and there was no bidet (washlet), so I wondered if it was some kind of bidet substitute???? But it looked sketchy so I never used it.
    68AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:14
    Re: #61
    Can't relate, I'm issued a company car. Though FYI, my company's a mess — the dashcam has GPS built in and literally anyone can view the footage.
    70AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:15
    Re: #68
    Getting issued a car is way too generous… though having a camera at all is already unpleasant.
    75AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:16
    Taking today off. I'm mentally cornered and can't take it anymore. I'm hired under the disability employment program, but I'm being forced to work overtime every single day.
    89AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:21
    Re: #75
    If you take a day off every time you're mentally cornered, you'd have to take one off every week.
    77AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:16
    I bet you all enjoyed a nice long Obon break. Now get back to work, work.
    81AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:19
    Re: #77
    I was forced to prep for my next business trip and had to stay home waiting for the paperwork to arrive. Of course, the paperwork never got issued by the deadline. Thanks to that, I won't be able to use up my paid leave before it expires. What a joke.
    85AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:20
    The new hire is oddly fixated on using up their paid leave. I keep telling them that this is our busy season, but they keep scheduling time off like an idiot anyway. I'm probably the one who's going to end up cleaning up the mess…
    88AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:21
    Re: #85
    Wouldn't things actually run smoother without the new hire around? I spent every day cleaning up messes until I got demoted, and my performance review tanked because of it.
    90AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:22
    Re: #85
    The ones who keep getting stuck cleaning up after everyone else — that's the real "weak link" here.

    Background and Key Points

    Japan’s commuter allowance (通勤手当) is a standard, largely tax-free benefit most companies pay on top of salary, calculated from a registered commuting route and method — train pass, mileage, or highway toll — rather than actual spending. Employees self-report the route when hired and rarely have it checked again, which is exactly the gap the original poster exploited by declaring a highway commute while driving surface roads for years. ETC (Electronic Toll Collection) is Japan’s automated highway toll system; every pass generates a digital log tied to a car’s ETC card, so once a company starts requiring those printouts, a route lie becomes nearly impossible to sustain — which is why the new company-wide ETC policy reads to posters as a direct, embarrassing consequence of one person’s case rather than a routine audit.

    The thread doesn’t split over whether the fraud happened, but over how serious it actually is: several posters treat inflating commuting costs as a near-universal, victimless fudge everyone does, arguing pay should reflect straight-line distance rather than the literal route driven, while others frame it as exactly the kind of infraction that quietly wrecks a career.

    What outside readers likely miss is the weight of a formal “verbal warning” in a Japanese seniority-driven firm: unlike a shrug-off in many Western workplaces, if it’s logged under internal regulations it becomes a permanent disciplinary mark, the kind that stalls promotion and can get someone quietly reassigned to a subsidiary — which is why a commenter suggests changing jobs is the more realistic fix than waiting it out.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Nanjo Jikkyo G) thread “[Sad News] This Corporate Slave Is Spewing His Guts 🤮.”

  • Onyanko Club’s ‘Yuyu’ Is 58 Now — 5ch: ‘Shows You How Old We’ve All Gotten’

    A thread titled “Yuyu was so cute, wasn’t she?” popped up on 5ch’s Hello! Project board, and posters were stunned to learn that Yuyu — a member of Onyanko Club’s sub-unit Ushiroyubi Sasare-gumi — is now 58 years old. The discussion spread to cover the idol landscape of that era, memories of her solo career, and broader theories about ’80s idols.

    1AnonymousAug 26, 2026 03:10
    I want to see Yuyu again
    2AnonymousAug 26, 2026 03:12
    Isn't she basically a grandma by now?
    8AnonymousAug 26, 2026 03:38
    I went to that "Touch Yuyu" year-end festival — or was it a year-end party?
    12AnonymousAug 26, 2026 03:41
    Yuyu, 58 years old
    Can't believe it
    Shows how old we've gotten too
    13AnonymousAug 26, 2026 03:42
    Yuyu's 58, huh
    Still, I bet she's cute even now
    14AnonymousAug 26, 2026 03:42
    That cute high school girl is 58 now lol
    16AnonymousAug 26, 2026 03:43
    She's literally our generation, though
    We're washed up too then
    19AnonymousAug 26, 2026 03:44
    No matter how much time passes, Yuyu is still Yuyu
    20AnonymousAug 26, 2026 03:44
    Yuyu, 58 years old, lmaoooooooooooooo
    22AnonymousAug 26, 2026 03:46
    There was a photo of her past 40 and honestly she just looked like a regular middle-aged lady
    25AnonymousAug 26, 2026 03:50
    The fact that she WAS Yuyu is what matters — even looking like a middle-aged lady now doesn't change the value of having been Yuyu
    26AnonymousAug 26, 2026 03:51
    She was 150cm, 39kg
    It was printed in Dunk magazine (an idol data/photo mag)
    27AnonymousAug 26, 2026 03:51
    She kept going as a solo singer after Onyanko Club broke up, but her music lost direction and just didn't sell, so she shifted into being a variety-show idol. Her last single, "Mou Ichido Peter Pan," was actually a great song, but that's where her singing career ended
    28AnonymousAug 26, 2026 03:51
    Middle-aged lady, fine
    But grandma is pushing it
    29AnonymousAug 26, 2026 03:52
    "Tenshi no Bodyguard," "25-Sen no Mangetsu," "Sayonara Shigan" — she had a lot of great solo songs too
    30AnonymousAug 26, 2026 03:53
    The scary thing about Hello! Project members is how many of them are under 150cm
    31AnonymousAug 26, 2026 03:55
    So who did Yuyu end up marrying anyway?
    34AnonymousAug 26, 2026 03:57
    Re: #31
    A regular guy, not in the industry
    I think he was the manager of some restaurant or other
    33AnonymousAug 26, 2026 03:56
    "Haro haro, doumo Yuyu dasu!" she'd say
    Some mysterious made-up way of talking she had
    37AnonymousAug 26, 2026 03:58
    Oh really? So she's not exactly rich then
    I wonder how she's doing these days
    39AnonymousAug 26, 2026 03:59
    Wait, Yuyu was in Onyanko Club?
    Oh, that's the lady from the variety shows, brings back memories
    40AnonymousAug 26, 2026 03:59
    To me Yuyu's less "Onyanko Club" and more "Ushiroyubi Sasare-gumi"
    41AnonymousAug 26, 2026 04:02
    Rumor is she married a restaurant owner
    Can't really say for sure though
    43AnonymousAug 26, 2026 04:35
    Never was that into Yuyu or Takai
    The one who really won over the stylish '80s guys was Fukunaga… Fukunaga Eki
    44AnonymousAug 26, 2026 04:36
    Re: #43
    This
    Fukunaga Eki
    48AnonymousAug 26, 2026 04:41
    The guys in my class were all over the map with who they liked
    Really taught me how different people's tastes can be
    That's exactly why Onyanko Club hit the mark so well
    With that many members, there was someone for everyone
    57AnonymousAug 26, 2026 04:45
    Re: #48
    Same weird thing happens with Hello! Project members
    Even the ones you'd think "no way" about have their own devoted fans
    49AnonymousAug 26, 2026 04:42
    Re: #44
    Right?
    You really get it, old-timer
    For the All Nighter crowd (a late-night idol lineup/event), it'd be Nemoto or Shimano
    50AnonymousAug 26, 2026 04:42
    But Fukkun's little sister(?) or Kihara Aki types weren't popular at all
    At least nobody around me was into them
    56AnonymousAug 26, 2026 04:45
    Re: #50
    Kihara and the Shoujotai Miho type are like that
    Kind of like the purple ranger in a Toei Sentai show
    51AnonymousAug 26, 2026 04:43
    The Houga crowd was fair game too, honestly
    54AnonymousAug 26, 2026 04:43
    Got dazzled under the night-game lights and ended up falling for two of them at once
    58AnonymousAug 26, 2026 04:47
    Wanted to watch Yuuyake Nyan Nyan so badly
    I used to skip club activities for it all the time
    59AnonymousAug 26, 2026 04:47
    Bulging in the middle — hey, it's Wednesday today
    61AnonymousAug 26, 2026 04:49
    Yuyu really shined
    Seriously, she was the only one sparkling — insane aura

    Background and Key Points

    Onyanko Club was the mega-idol group produced by Yasushi Akimoto that ran from 1985 to 1987, built on a gimmick where members were “students” recruited via an audition segment on the late-night TV show *Yuyake Nyan Nyan* — the same show one poster (58) says they skipped club activities to watch. Ushiroyubi Sasare-gumi was one of several spin-off sub-units the group spawned, similar in structure to how Nogizaka46 or Sakurazaki46 units work today, and Yuyu (Nakazawa Yuko) was its most prominent member, going on to a solo singing career before shifting to variety TV work. The group’s whole appeal, as one poster (48) notes, was its sheer size — enough members that “there was someone for everyone,” which is why the thread’s nostalgia fractures along individual favorites (Yuyu, Takai, Fukunaga Eki) rather than consensus.

    The actual split in the thread isn’t about Yuyu’s talent or legacy — everyone agrees she “shined” — but about how to react to her being 58: some treat it as a harmless generational marker (“shows how old we’ve gotten”), others push back on “grandma” as too far while accepting “middle-aged lady,” and a few try to preserve the idol image against the reality of an aging-lady photo.

    What outside readers likely miss is the specific cultural weight of *Yuyake Nyan Nyan* itself — it wasn’t just a variety show but essentially a real-time idol-manufacturing machine broadcast to a national teen audience, which is why grown men decades later can still recite a member’s height and weight from a fan magazine. The thread never mentions that Onyanko Club’s structure directly foreshadowed the AKB48-style “generational” idol model that dominates Japanese pop culture today.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “Yuyu was so cute, wasn’t she?“

  • AI Chats With ‘Ryza’ Hit a Paywall — 5ch: “Even at ¥500 a Month, You Only Get 1.5 Chats a Day”

    An AI chat service modeled on the game character “Ryza” became a hot topic on 5ch. Free users get cut off after about two exchanges, and even paying the ¥500/month base fee only gets you up to 1.5 conversations a day — a setup that left thread regulars stunned and exasperated. The thread also veered into claims that the manga “Kochikame” had predicted this exact kind of business decades ago, plus a side debate over the reputation of the Atelier game series.

    1AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:07
    This is straight-up taking the piss, seriously.
    13AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:09
    LOL you can't even have a proper conversation without paying up
    14AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:09
    Gotta wonder how anyone even comes up with this stuff
    Kind of impressed, honestly
    17AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:09
    Just get ChatGPT (nicknamed "Chappy" by Japanese users) to roleplay as Ryza instead lol
    18AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:09
    Can't they just do something like Love Plus (the classic Nintendo DS dating sim)?
    20AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:10
    Imagine not being able to spare like ¥6,000 a year for something you actually love…
    23AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:10
    Atelier's really fallen this far, huh
    Excluding Nelke, why did the game right after the masterpiece Lydie & Suelle turn out like this?
    27AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:11
    Re: #23
    Didn't realize the Atelier series ever even had a masterpiece
    36AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:14
    Re: #27
    I mean within Atelier itself
    Don't bother replying with garbage like that
    40AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:14
    Re: #27
    Ryza's a masterpiece, goes without saying
    Sophie and Yumia are straight-up god-tier
    24AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:11


    Honestly, if you get the top-tier plan and carefully train it without upsetting Ryza's mood, you can get it this far
    25AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:11
    Pretty sure Kochikame had an episode just like this
    29AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:12
    37AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:14
    What even are "conversation tokens"…
    Is it like paying ¥100 for a set number of back-and-forth exchanges?
    45AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:15
    Re: #37
    Yep
    I think free users get 2 rounds
    39AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:14
    Does it have a voice?
    55AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:19
    Re: #39
    Yeah
    They got permission from the voice actor and it's AI-generated voice
    49AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:17
    Funny thing is, the guys hooked on this used to go online and look down on dudes who visit hostess clubs
    67AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:25
    Re: #49
    Guess I'm apparently not hooked on it
    65AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:24
    That's the thing Sakonji got hooked on in Kochikame
    68AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:25
    Re: #65
    LOL that's such a throwback
    77AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:28
    Is this basically the modern version of that?
    83AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:31
    Re: #77
    This one has fewer patterns, but she'll chat unlimited times, actually responds, and shows her panties too — honestly an upgrade
    82AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:30
    Even paying ¥500 a month, you only get 1.5 conversations a day!
    And if you want more than 2 a day, you gotta pay extra — that's literally the spec…
    93AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:33
    Re: #82
    At this point it's basically a prison visitation
    86AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:31
    Kochikame really has done it all

    89AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:32
    Re: #86
    I mean, phone-dating clubs (telekura) already existed back then too
    108AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:38
    Re: #86
    Kochikame genuinely predicts the future sometimes
    90AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:32

    Ryza…?
    97AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:34
    A hostess club for ¥500 a month is a steal though
    99AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:35
    Re: #97
    That's just the base fee
    On top of that you rack up extra charges
    107AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:38
    LOL

    554 Anonymous (WatchoiW 0bb0-YYPq [2001:268:986e:b748:*]) 2026/08/25 (Tue) 12:40:08.81 ID:DjP5M/MQ0
    Ryza Any% Speedrun
    ① Refuse to build the boat over objections to killing animals and plants, breaking the quest's clear flag

    ② Spend time alone with Ryza at her workshop

    ③ Confess to Ryza and get rejected

    ④ Throw a fit that there's no point in a world where Ryza doesn't love you, and storm off

    ⑤ *Use narration to write a suicide note and disappear

    ⑥ Use narration to plant a rumor, letting Ryza hear about the area where a piece of the protagonist's clothing was found (a place connected to the workshop that needs no boat)

    ⑦ Get Ryza to go looking for you on her own

    ⑧ Keep driving the protagonist insane until Ryza hugs him

    ⑨ Finish it off with a "love you, Ryza" (NTR-style, i.e. a cuckolding-trope confession) to seal the deal

    126AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:43
    Re: #107
    Sounds like the credits are about to roll
    111AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:40
    What even is this guy lol
    115AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:41
    Re: #111
    ChatGPT really is impressive, huh!
    116AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:41
    Re: #111
    What a genuinely great kid
    119AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:41
    Re: #111
    Start the thread by addressing Ryza directly — that way the narration itself becomes Ryza's voice
    129AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:44
    Isn't the usual playbook to eat the loss at first and go free just to grow the user base?
    134AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:46
    Re: #129
    Honestly if you just want to enjoy it for free, the clips posted on X (Twitter) or here are more than enough

    Background and Key Points

    Ryza — full name Reisalin Stout — is the protagonist of Koei Tecmo’s *Atelier Ryza*, part of the *Atelier* franchise that Gust has produced since 1997, built around alchemist heroines running workshops and crafting items. The chat service discussed here licenses her official voice actor for AI-generated speech, positioning it as a sanctioned “companion AI” product rather than fan-made software. This fits a broader pattern in Japan of turning “oshi” (favorite character) attachment into subscription revenue, using mobile-gacha-style mechanics — here, “conversation tokens” that ration exchanges the way stamina systems ration play sessions in gacha games, rather than a flat-rate chatbot subscription. Kochikame, cited repeatedly in the thread, is *Kochira Katsushika-ku Kameari Kōen-mae Hashutsujo*, a slapstick manga/anime that ran from 1976 to 2016 and is a running joke in Japan for predicting later real-world gadgets and business schemes through its absurd plots, including telephone dating-club (telekura) storylines decades before smartphone apps existed.

    The thread’s actual fault line isn’t really the pricing — almost everyone agrees it’s stingy — but whether the *Atelier* series itself still deserves respect, with posters splitting over whether *Ryza*, *Sophie*, and *Yumia* count as series highs or whether the franchise has nothing that qualifies as a “masterpiece” at all.

    What’s easy to miss: this isn’t a rogue app exploiting Ryza’s image — it’s an officially licensed product, which is precisely why posters find the stinginess so jarring; an unlicensed fan bot charging like this would draw less outrage than a sanctioned one from the rights holder itself.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from a 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyō G) thread titled “[Image] Me: “I love Ryza…” Ryza: “Thanks! Um, anything more than that is…”.”

  • “Momoiro Clover Z Invented Member Colors and Fan Names,” Claims Post — Johnny’s Fans Fire Back, 5ch Erupts in Debate

    When a post claiming “Momoiro Clover Z originated member colors and fan names” was shared on 5ch’s Hello! Project board, fans of M!LK and Chou Tokkyu (Bullet Train) pushed back, arguing “that doesn’t apply to us — we have agency-official fan names.”

    The thread saw pushback pointing out that Hello! Project already had member colors as far back as 2004, along with discussion citing photos of Berryz Koubou, and the argument over who was really “first” never converged, running on in parallel lines to the end.

    1AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:31
    Nomoto@nomoto0399
    To all the Johnny's fans out there bashing M!LK and Chou Tokkyu — you might not know this, but I want to say it loud: Momoiro Clover Z is the true originator of member colors and fan names
    8AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:34
    So Hello!Project fans ("Haro-ota") don't even have an agency-official fan name either, huh? lol
    19AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:38
    Re: #8
    Never thought of "Haro-ota" as an actual fan name
    39AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:49
    @
    Wait, Momoiro Clover Z predates Shonentai? Didn't know that___
    46AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:55
    Re: #39
    So ignorant
    You didn't even know that?


    That's just how a Monofu's (Momoiro Clover Z fan) brain works
    44AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:54
    Does Momoiro Clover Z even have a hit song that actually got famous?
    49AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:56
    Re: #44
    Wasn't there literally a song called something like "I Want to Be a Hit and Get Famous"?
    77AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:27
    Brings back memories
    https://gzo.ai/i/j33ywrz.jpg
    81AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:35
    Re: #77
    Berryz's aura is something else
    83AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:47
    Re: #77
    First time seeing this lol
    87AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:52
    Probably the work of a hardcore anti posing as a self-proclaimed Monofu
    95AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:21
    Re: #87
    Monofus lie like this without batting an eye
    90AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:15
    Why are the Garakasu (derogatory nickname for a fan group) getting worked up again?
    Enlighten me, Mr./Ms. Monofu
    103AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:27
    Re: #90
    Yeah, totally worked up
    94AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:21
    @
    Member colors and fan names have been around forever, but if the claim is "Momoiro Clover Z may have been the first to push them this hard," I could kind of see that.
    But when you flat-out say they "originated" member colors, I'm like, no, that's been a thing way before.
    98AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:22
    Re: #94
    They weren't first
    101AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:27
    Momoiro Clover Z does have an "original" of their own though — the princess-carry two-shot cheki (instant photo)
    104AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:28
    Re: #101
    Ah, the hug events, brings back memories


    117AnonymousAug 26, 2026 01:04
    Re: #104
    They used to do stuff like this? lol
    113AnonymousAug 26, 2026 00:59
    When did member colors actually start in Hello!Project?
    Forgot when the original-gen members first got member colors
    120AnonymousAug 26, 2026 01:06
    Re: #113
    At least by 2004 it already existed
    119AnonymousAug 26, 2026 01:05
    Johnny's fans have been losing it ever since Ebidan went million-seller
    123AnonymousAug 26, 2026 01:07
    Re: #119
    I see
    Though M!LK fans have been pretty unhinged lately too
    125AnonymousAug 26, 2026 01:09
    Re: #119
    Lately it's mainly Kiteretsu (fan nickname for another idol group) fans losing it
    136AnonymousAug 26, 2026 01:13
    Stardust granpa (a Stardust Promotion/Momoiro Clover Z old-timer fan) — definitely a Monofu
    Just by posting here, that's obvious
    So how about Red marrying a Johnny's guy, huh? lol
    140AnonymousAug 26, 2026 01:16
    Re: #136
    Was self-posting under multiple names until just a moment ago, then vanished — guess it hit a nerve lol
    147AnonymousAug 26, 2026 01:19
    Re: #136
    This is exactly that kind of thing
    Still going on about the marriage
    No Monofu actually cares, but the fact that "married with kids" gets Johnny's fans this riled up shows how much marriage stuff really stings them
    That's probably why they keep throwing the same jab back
    176AnonymousAug 26, 2026 01:30
    The guy who keeps yelling "there's a Monofu on the Ookami board!" is probably a hardcore Johnny's fan himself
    Acts like only Hello!Project fans exist on Ookami (the Hello!Project discussion board) lol
    177AnonymousAug 26, 2026 01:31
    Re: #176
    What's gotten into you all of a sudden?
    179AnonymousAug 26, 2026 01:31
    Re: #176
    ??????????
    181AnonymousAug 26, 2026 01:31
    Re: #176
    What do you mean?

    Background and Key Points

    Momoiro Clover Z (“Momoiro Clover Z” / Momoclo) is a Stardust Promotion idol group formed in 2008, and the debate here sits inside a much older idol-industry practice. “Member colors” — assigning each member of a group a signature color used in merchandise, penlights, and stage costumes — is a convention that predates Momoclo by years; Hello! Project, the umbrella idol organization behind groups like Morning Musume and Berryz Kobo, was already using the system by 2004, as posters in the thread note. Likewise, fan nicknames for idol groups are a broader Japanese fandom tradition, not something any single group “invented.” “Monofu” is the fan nickname for Momoiro Clover Z supporters, while M!LK and Chou Tokkyu (Bullet Train) are Johnny’s (male idol agency) groups whose fans clashed with the original poster.

    The thread never actually resolves the historical question it opens with. It splits mainly on emphasis: some posters flatly reject the “originated” claim as false, pointing to Hello! Project’s 2004-era precedent, while others concede a softer version — that Momoiro Clover Z may not have invented member colors or fan names, but popularized or pushed the practice more aggressively than earlier groups. That distinction between “invented” and “popularized” is where the real disagreement lives, even though most replies talk past each other rather than engaging it directly.

    What outside readers should not take away is that this is a factual dispute with an answer being argued out — it’s an inter-fandom rivalry post (a “Monofu vs. Johnny’s-ota” flame war) using a dubious historical claim as ammunition. No poster brings up earlier, non-Hello!Project precedents either, such as Showa-era idol merchandising or AKB48’s own color/nickname conventions, which would undercut both sides equally.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello!Project board) thread “A Monofu declares war on Johnny’s fans bashing M!LK and Chou Tokkyu: “Momoiro Clover Z invented member colors and fan names, don’t underestimate Stardust.” lol“.

  • I Just Want to Date a Normal Person — 5ch: “People Can Only Date Others on Their Own Level”

    In the “Chatting with Maaya Until Dawn” thread on 5ch’s Newsspeed VIP board, regular poster “Maaya” shared memories of a kind, married coworker from her part-time job, along with her own views on love.

    Her remark that “people can only date others on the same level as them” drew responses from thread members like, “That’s surprisingly deep.”

    1AnonymousAug 26, 2026 00:12
    Sigh…
    3AnonymousAug 26, 2026 00:13
    Thread for listening to Maaya's troubles
    https://mi.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1787053075/33

    33 Posted by VIP via 5channel 2026/08/18 (Tue) 22:31:12.481 ID:kvHQNLDmr
    Re: #32
    Already turning 60
    7AnonymousAug 26, 2026 00:14
    Re: #3
    That's the real deal……
    http://hissi.org/read.php/news4vip/20260818/a3ZIUU5MRG1y.html
    15AnonymousAug 26, 2026 00:20
    So you're into 37-year-old shut-ins?
    17AnonymousAug 26, 2026 00:22
    Re: #15
    Being so spoiled by his mother is infuriating 😭 sigh…
    Not 37 years old — he's 52 and has been a shut-in for 37 years
    His mother is 80
    And his sister is 56 and just got hit by a romance scam, lol
    16AnonymousAug 26, 2026 00:21
    Maaya, you seem like you'd be popular in real life though
    19AnonymousAug 26, 2026 00:24
    Re: #16
    I'm not popular at all 😭 sigh…
    One of my happiest memories from my part-time job is a tall, average-looking guy (already had a girlfriend) who'd talk to me every time we crossed paths
    He got married in no time, but he kept talking to me even after the wedding
    I wonder why he even talked to me…
    18AnonymousAug 26, 2026 00:23
    What, a new character just showed up? The legend of "Masaki"
    20AnonymousAug 26, 2026 00:25
    Re: #18
    Sounds like something out of "The Non-Fiction" (a Japanese documentary TV series)
    https://youtu.be/YiJFERM_e18?si=avbEPNZr3rTYTgWy
    26AnonymousAug 26, 2026 00:34
    Re: #19
    Maybe it wasn't that he was into you — maybe you were just easy for him to talk to?
    28AnonymousAug 26, 2026 00:39
    Re: #26
    He and I worked different jobs so we didn't run into each other much
    But we happened to meet on my first day at the part-time job
    He introduced himself to me first
    After that, whenever we crossed paths he'd say things like, "Aren't you cold? You're wearing a cardigan for sun protection"
    Or he'd suddenly show up while I was working and show me an old anime-branded ruler, saying, "Doesn't this bring back memories?" 😭 sigh…
    29AnonymousAug 26, 2026 00:39
    Re: #28
    What anime was it?
    32AnonymousAug 26, 2026 00:41
    Re: #28
    He sounds like a friendly guy
    You should've just stolen him from his girlfriend
    27AnonymousAug 26, 2026 00:38
    Good evening, Maaya
    What did you have for dinner?
    30AnonymousAug 26, 2026 00:39
    Re: #27
    Good evening 😭 sigh…
    Grilled pork
    33AnonymousAug 26, 2026 00:41
    Sample photo of a 60-year-old
    https://www.takasu.co.jp/photo/p2oe890000005c3w-img/ba_minilift013_b01.jpg
    45AnonymousAug 26, 2026 01:02
    Even if I started a YouTube channel, it probably wouldn't work out 😭 sigh…
    55AnonymousAug 26, 2026 01:12
    Re: #45
    If you promoted it on VIP, people would probably watch
    72AnonymousAug 26, 2026 01:24
    Yesterday there were a bunch of Maaya threads where the ID didn't end in "r" — did you make those, Maaya, or was that someone else? (5ch posters often verify identity by the last character of their poster ID)
    77AnonymousAug 26, 2026 01:26
    Re: #72
    That was me 😭 sigh…
    I don't know why it changed
    78AnonymousAug 26, 2026 01:28
    Re: #77
    Ah, I see, thanks
    The last character can turn into a "d" or a "0" sometimes too — it just changes for no clear reason now and then
    79AnonymousAug 26, 2026 01:29
    Re: #77
    Lately even on SoftBank mobile data it sometimes turns into a 0
    It's surprising — makes you think you accidentally connected to public wifi without realizing
    89AnonymousAug 26, 2026 01:37
    Re: #85
    I just want to date a normal person 😭 sigh…
    95AnonymousAug 26, 2026 01:40
    Re: #89
    Normal how? Were the guys you've dated before kind of messed up?
    98AnonymousAug 26, 2026 01:41
    Re: #95
    People can only date others on the same level as them, you know 😭 sigh…
    I long for someone who grew up in a decent, stable home
    100AnonymousAug 26, 2026 01:43
    Re: #98
    I see…
    Guess if the levels don't match, it just doesn't last
    102AnonymousAug 26, 2026 01:43
    That's surprisingly deep
    Re: #98

    Background and Key Points

    I just want to date a normal person 😭 sigh…

    The “Newsspeed VIP” board on 5ch is one of Japan’s largest anonymous forums, and “Chatting with Maaya Until Dawn” belongs to a long-running genre there: a single regular poster becomes a recurring character whose late-night confessions turn into a running soap opera for the board’s regulars. Posters track a user’s identity not by name but by their poster ID’s trailing character, which is why several replies fixate on whether Maaya’s ID ended in “r,” “d,” or “0” — Japanese mobile carriers rotate IP addresses assigned to phones, so the ID string can shift mid-session even for the same person, feeding running jokes about “impostor” posts. That background matters because most of the thread isn’t really about romance; it’s about board members re-establishing that this is genuinely the same Maaya they’ve talked to before.

    Where the thread actually splits is over her line that “people can only date others on their own level.” Some read it as fatalistic self-deprecation, others (as in the final reply) treat it as an unexpectedly sharp piece of dating philosophy — the disagreement is about how seriously to take a very online, half-joking confession, not about whether the maxim is true.

    What outside readers will likely miss is that Maaya’s “happy memory” — a married coworker who kept talking to her, showing her an old anime ruler — is presented and received by the board as bittersweet nostalgia rather than as a red flag or a come-on; no poster in the thread frames it as something to worry about.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Newsspeed VIP) thread “Chatting with Maaya Until Dawn”.