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  • Foreigner Asks: “If Japanese People Have No Religion, What Do They Live For?”

    A thread that kicked off with the question “If Japanese people have no religion, what do they lean on for spiritual support?” caught fire on 5ch’s Nanjatte Jikkyo G (Live News) board.

    Discussion ranged from Shinto’s “eight million gods” and lingering traces of Buddhism to the role of the Imperial Family, with some even suggesting “maybe 2channel itself is our spiritual support.” Self-deprecating comments like “Japanese people are just empty inside” also surfaced, as posters traded a variety of takes on whether being irreligious is really a problem.

    1AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:32
    True that
    3AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:33
    Can people really not live without something to lean on?
    4AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:33
    Religion isn't much of a support to begin with anyway
    10AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:35
    The burning passion my dad left me, and that look in my mom's eyes (a riff on the *One Piece* opening theme lyrics)
    69AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:56
    Re: #10
    Wait, what was that from again?
    71AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:57
    Re: #10
    Nevermind, figured it out
    11AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:36
    That's exactly why it's not "no religion" — Shinto's just hard to wrap your head around
    18AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:37
    Re: #11
    It's not really Shinto either though
    13AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:36
    They say they're not religious but they're clearly doing Buddhist stuff
    19AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:37
    Re: #13
    Is it really though?
    14AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:36
    Honestly, these days there aren't many foreigners who lean on religion for support either
    15AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:36
    Does religion actually give you something to lean on in life? I don't have anything like that, so I envy people who do
    17AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:37
    Irreligious people are on the rise in the West
    Saw it in the paper this morning
    21AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:39
    Reminder that foreigners aren't exactly religious either
    23AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:39
    "Self-confidence" (自信) is literally written with the characters for "believing in yourself"
    You become a believer because you can't believe in yourself
    And making believers is profitable
    Old kanji really were well-designed characters
    24AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:39
    Honestly, isn't leaning on religion for support the same as you guys leaning on 2ch?
    26AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:42
    Re: #24
    Well, 2ch or religion aside, everyone relies on something — that's true for all of us
    33AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:43
    No spiritual support, so they're desperate to one-up each other with jobs and status
    Japanese people really are empty inside
    38AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:45
    Re: #33
    Every single thing has its own god
    And each god is respected
    Isn't that the essence of Japan's "harmony above all" spirit?
    36AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:44
    Awe of the unknowable
    42AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:47
    Re: #36
    Sounds like Xenoblade 2
    41AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:47
    The concept of the "eight million gods" is hard to grasp
    Like how a god comes to dwell in something you've used for a long time — dolls, stuffed animals, even cars and other inanimate objects can end up with a god in them, that's a hard idea to understand
    46AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:48
    Re: #41
    This is basically Xenosaga at this point
    51AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:51
    Japanese people aren't completely irreligious
    I think they just loosely and shallowly absorb teachings and events from a bunch of different religions and call it faith
    56AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:53
    Re: #51
    I wouldn't call that faith though
    Well, if just showing up for the event itself counts as part of the faith, then sure, they've got faith
    53AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:51
    Re: #50
    They got steeped in it once and have already moved on from it
    Being steeped in Buddhism was a thing of the past — not now
    88AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:03
    Re: #53
    Even today enough of that foundation remains that most people feel disgust toward shady new religions — without that, Japan might have collapsed by now

    Sadly, though, Buddhism doesn't have strong teachings against suicide
    That's probably part of why the suicide rate is so unusually high
    80AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:00
    Re: #72
    Probably a lot of Japanese people get to stay irreligious thanks to the Imperial Family
    84AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:02
    Re: #80
    That's probably true
    For Japanese people, the Imperial Family probably plays a role similar to the Pope
    85AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:02
    The strong belief in karma/cause-and-effect is pretty Buddhist if you think about it
    93AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:05
    Re: #85
    Exactly that
    Even without strong faith, it's definitely alive and well

    Background and Key Points

    Japanese religious identity has puzzled outside observers for over a century, and the numbers behind it are genuinely contradictory. Government-adjacent surveys of religious affiliation (via the Agency for Cultural Affairs’ annual report) often count more claimed adherents than there are people in Japan, because temples and shrines both tally “parishioners” by household or region rather than individual belief. Meanwhile, opinion polls asking “do you personally believe in a religion” routinely show 60-75% saying no. The reconciling fact is that Japanese religious life is largely practice-based rather than belief-based: New Year’s shrine visits (hatsumode), Buddhist funeral and ancestor rites (soshiki bukkyo, “funeral Buddhism”), Shichi-Go-San child blessings, and Christmas-as-a-secular-holiday all coexist without anyone treating them as competing faiths requiring exclusive commitment.

    The thread’s actual fault line wasn’t over whether Japanese people are religious, but over whether that even matters — whether an irreligious society is “empty” (post 33) or whether diffuse, low-commitment participation in shrine and temple customs already constitutes a functioning belief system (post 51, 38 on the “eight million gods” framing). Posts 80 and 84, tying the Imperial Family to a Pope-like unifying role, and post 88’s claim that Buddhist residue explains resistance to “shady new religions,” show posters groping toward historical explanations without agreeing on one.

    What the thread never mentions, and what a non-Japanese reader would likely miss, is the specific historical rupture behind this ambivalence: the 1995 Aum Shinrikyo sarin attack. That event is widely credited by scholars with turning “religion” (shukyo) into a loaded, suspect word in postwar Japanese public life, which is a large part of why “mushukyo” (no religion) became the default self-description even among people who visit shrines every New Year.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Nanjatte Jikkyo G) thread “Foreigner: “If Japanese People Have No Religion, What Do They Live For?”“.

  • Wants a Girlfriend but His Only Contact With Girls Is Driving School — 5ch: ‘Is It Okay to Hit On Her?’

    A college student who wants a girlfriend but has no way to meet girls during summer break except at driving school posted on 5ch. Amid a barrage of jabs like “What are you even trying to do with no income?” and “Not gonna happen unless you’re good-looking,” he pondered aloud whether it would be okay to talk to someone at the driving school — and the thread unexpectedly blew up.

    1AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:13
    So what do you guys think?
    BTW I'm a college student
    15AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:23
    What are you even trying to do?
    18AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:24
    Re: #15
    For starters, I just want to get into a one-on-one situation with a girl.
    I'll take it from there myself, ,
    22AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:25
    Re: #18
    You don't even have any income.
    What are you trying to do?
    24AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:25
    Re: #23
    Re: #18
    You don't even have any income.
    What are you trying to do?
    23AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:25
    There are a lot of cute girls sitting alone at driving school.
    The waiting room or cafeteria would be too much, but maybe I'll give it a shot tomorrow during the classroom lesson.
    26AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:26
    Re: #22
    I'm a student, so when you bring up "income" it honestly doesn't register with me
    I do get an allowance, and worst case my parents will cover something like a trip
    29AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:27
    Re: #26
    You're basically your parents' pet, aren't you?
    You don't have any authority of your own,
    none at all
    32AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:28
    Re: #28
    I did have one, up until this spring, so…
    34AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:29
    Re: #32
    Don't front like that, it's pathetic.
    36AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:29
    Re: #32
    Did she dump you?
    33AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:28
    If it were some old guy that'd be creepy, but for a student, hitting on someone in a situation like that is pretty common.
    41AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:30
    Re: #33
    Guess that's true, huh?
    But seriously, nobody's actually talking to anybody there — it's shocking, given how many students are around
    35AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:29
    Re: #29
    I'm an only child, no curfew, nobody says a word even if I roll in the next morning — total freedom
    38AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:30
    Re: #35
    You're gonna get arrested for violating the public nuisance ordinance.
    58AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:35
    You probably won't believe me, but I actually had plans to hang out last week with a girl my age from this very board, and then she just went silent on me. Pretty shocked.
    64AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:40
    Re: #58
    Don't sweat it
    As a fellow female college student, let me apologize on her behalf
    61AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:40
    If you're a college student and you want a girlfriend, drop the shame and just act.
    63AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:40
    Re: #61
    So… is it okay if I talk to her at driving school, ,
    65AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:41
    Re: #64
    It's not THAT girl, right? That'd be scary lol
    71AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:43
    Re: #65
    What year are you in college again?
    66AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:41
    Re: #63
    Go for it
    Once you get your license you'll never see her again anyway
    70AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:42
    Re: #66
    Yeah, true — I deliberately picked a school away from my hometown, so the damage is minimal
    …so what's a natural way to open with her?
    74AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:47
    Unless you're good-looking or good at talking, hitting on her is just gonna end awkwardly.
    75AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:49
    Re: #74
    I think my face is decent enough, but that driving school seems to have a lot of good-looking guys, so I might just blend into the background
    As for talking skills, well… not really, no. Not that I'm bad at socializing exactly, but
    76AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:50
    Not gonna happen unless you're handsome. "Good-looking" (lol)
    81AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:52
    Re: #76
    I've got strong features — I've actually been mistaken for a foreigner once
    78AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:50
    If you're a college student with zero contact with girls, that's not gonna change no matter where you go.
    83AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:53
    Re: #78
    It's not that I have zero contact with girls, it's just that it never turns into anything like actually dating
    79AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:51
    Double eyelids, big round eyes
    Love-at-first-sight level
    82AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:52
    Re: #79
    Yeah, seriously double eyelids and big round eyes! People tell me my eyes are pretty all the time — my eyes are the one thing I'm genuinely confident about
    80AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:52
    It's creepy, but it's not a crime, so…
    84AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:53
    Re: #80
    The moment she thinks I'm creepy, my mental health is done for
    85AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:54
    Re: #83
    If you can't make it happen in a college environment, you're just not gonna make it happen
    87AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:55
    Re: #85
    Even as a college student, isn't it really just your department, clubs, and part-time job?
    And since I've been striking out at all of those, this is where I've ended up
    94AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:01
    Just get a part-time job
    You'll land one in no time
    97AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:03
    Re: #94
    I've worked 5 or 6 part-time jobs so far and never once seen a cute girl my age who seemed like dating material, ,
    Also, if the job's too busy, romance is the last thing on your mind
    So what kind of part-time job should I even get?
    98AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:03
    Re: #94
    I'm 34, recently got back into the workforce after being a NEET, and started a part-time job — still no girlfriend
    96AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:02
    Have you ever kept a beetle as a pet? That's the one and only answer.
    99AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:03
    Re: #96
    What's that supposed to mean? lol
    102AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:08
    Re: #99 Just take it easy, Mr. Boy

    Background and Key Points

    Japan’s driving schools (kyōshūjo) are not a one-off DMV visit but a weeks-long institution: getting a manual or automatic license typically means enrolling at a private school, attending repeated classroom and behind-the-wheel sessions over one to two months (or a compressed two-week “gasshuku” lodging course), and often crossing paths with the same cohort of 18-to-20-something students again and again. Because Japanese teens can’t get a license until 18 and university students frequently knock it out during a long break, driving school has long doubled as a rite-of-passage social space — much like the American college-dorm cliché — and “met my boyfriend/girlfriend at kyōshūjo” is a familiar trope in Japanese youth culture, not an eccentric idea.

    The thread’s disagreement isn’t really about whether driving school is an appropriate place to flirt — posters largely concede that, for a student, it’s normal and low-stakes. The split is over whether this particular poster has the individual traits (looks, conversational skill, income, “authority” as an adult) needed to pull it off, with replies swinging between mockery of his dependence on his parents and half-earnest encouragement once he claims striking features.

    What outside readers might miss is the built-in safety valve everyone here takes for granted: since classmates finish the course and disperse once licensed, an awkward approach carries little of the lingering social risk it would in a workplace or dorm — several posters flag this “you’ll never see her again” anonymity as exactly what makes the attempt low-risk, not creepy.

    This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (nanG) thread “I really want a girlfriend, but during summer break the only place I have any contact with girls is driving school… is it okay to talk to her?.”

  • From 5ch: VIP Board Regulars Flock to an ‘Info Broker’ Who Answers Every Question With One Word on Paper

    An "Info Broker" who showed up on the News VIP board answers any question thrown at it by silently holding up a scrap of paper with a single word scrawled on it. Trolling questions get shut down with lines like "Cut it out" or "Fakes, begone" — but it also patiently handled a genuinely practical question about how to store mentsuyu (noodle dipping sauce), advising "Use extra-bonito-flavored tsuyu."

    1AnonymousAug 25, 2026 20:19
    (´・ω・`) The only piece of information you can't get in this town… is my true identity.
    2AnonymousAug 25, 2026 20:20
    (´・ω・`) Ye do love a bath, don'tcha ♨♨ (spoken in old-fashioned Satsuma dialect)
    4AnonymousAug 25, 2026 20:21
    Re: #2
    (´・ω・`) *holds out paper* Fwip…
    【Cut it out.】
    6AnonymousAug 25, 2026 20:21
    Manbou-kun ⁽⁽ ᡣ( ・᷄ὢ・᷅ )੭ ⁾⁾ (a fish-themed nickname riffing on the trembling emoticon)
    8AnonymousAug 25, 2026 20:22
    Re: #6
    (´・ω・`) *holds out paper* Fwip…
    【Go to sleep.】
    10AnonymousAug 25, 2026 20:23
    ಠ⁠ᴥ⁠ಠ
    *holds out* 🧾
    11AnonymousAug 25, 2026 20:25
    Re: #10
    (´・ω・`) *holds out paper* Fwip…
    【That's a receipt.】
    12AnonymousAug 25, 2026 20:25
    Re: #11
    ಠ⁠ᴥ⁠ಠ Maybe this one?
    *holds out* 📜
    14AnonymousAug 25, 2026 20:26
    (´・ω・`) I heard there's a hardened crook around here — you know anything about that?
    22AnonymousAug 25, 2026 20:29
    Re: #14
    (´▼ω▼`) *holds out paper* Fwip…
    【He's already skipped town.】
    20AnonymousAug 25, 2026 20:28
    (´;ω;`)👌(´・ω・`) You seen a face like this anywhere?
    27AnonymousAug 25, 2026 20:30
    Re: #20
    (´・ω・`) *holds out paper* Fwip…
    【He's at the pachinko parlor.】
    26AnonymousAug 25, 2026 20:30
    Re: #22
    (´・ω・`) O-oh, I see, thanks.
    *takes the paper*   (Those glasses… no, it couldn't be…)
    29AnonymousAug 25, 2026 20:31
    Re: #26
    (´▼ω▼`) *holds out paper* Fwip…
    【Digging deeper is dangerous.】
    30AnonymousAug 25, 2026 20:33
    Re: #29
    (´・ω・`) Got it, I'll try elsewhere. Much obliged.
    *takes paper* ▼▼
    31AnonymousAug 25, 2026 20:34
    Re: #30
    (´・ω・`) *holds out paper* Fwip…
    【Give back the shades.】
    32AnonymousAug 25, 2026 20:35
    ( ・᷄ὢ・᷅ )【Good evening.】
    *holds out* 💩
    34AnonymousAug 25, 2026 20:36
    Re: #32
    (´・ω・`) *holds out paper* Fwip…
    【Take that home with you.】
    36AnonymousAug 25, 2026 20:37
    Give me some amazing info or whatever (´・ω・)
    40AnonymousAug 25, 2026 20:40
    Re: #36
    (´・ω・`) *holds out paper* Fwip…
    【The culprit is Yasu.】 (a famous meme spoiler line from a mystery anime reveal)
    37AnonymousAug 25, 2026 20:38
    ( `・Δ・´) That right there
    is unmistakably
    a mambo~♪
    41AnonymousAug 25, 2026 20:40
    Re: #37
    (´・ω・`) *holds out paper* Fwip…
    【Misinformation's not cool.】
    39AnonymousAug 25, 2026 20:40
    (´▼∀▼`) Whoops, here come the goons chasing me.
    44AnonymousAug 25, 2026 20:41
    Re: #39
    (´・ω・`) *holds out paper* Fwip…
    【Fakes, begone.】
    43AnonymousAug 25, 2026 20:41
    Re: #40
    And here I thought that was common knowledge already (´・ω・)
    45AnonymousAug 25, 2026 20:41
    Re: #43
    (´・ω・`) *holds out paper* Fwip…
    【I wonder about that…】
    46AnonymousAug 25, 2026 20:41
    Re: #44
    ⁽⁽ ᡣ(´・∀・`)੭ ⁾⁾ ahyuk ahyuk ahyuck
    48AnonymousAug 25, 2026 20:42
    Re: #46
    (´・ω・`) *holds out paper* Fwip…
    【Go home.】
    47AnonymousAug 25, 2026 20:41
    Teach me how to win at Zenigata ʕ⌯᷄ω⌯᷅ʔ (a pachinko slot machine)
    50AnonymousAug 25, 2026 20:42
    Re: #47
    (´・ω・`) *holds out paper* Fwip…
    【Beginner's luck.】
    49AnonymousAug 25, 2026 20:42
    Re: #45
    LOL, writing it out on paper every single time
    what a waste of paper (´・ω・)
    51AnonymousAug 25, 2026 20:42
    Re: #49
    (´・ω・`) *holds out paper* Fwip…
    【It's recycled paper.】
    57AnonymousAug 25, 2026 20:45
    Oh, it's just a mambo, huh
    60AnonymousAug 25, 2026 20:45
    Re: #57
    (´・ω・`) *holds out paper* Fwip…
    【I said cut it out.】
    61AnonymousAug 25, 2026 20:46
    Re: #57
    (´・ω・`) *holds out paper* Fwip…
    【A mysterious info broker, shrouded in mystery.】
    128AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:52
    You'd think mentsuyu (noodle dipping sauce) would come in one of those soy-sauce-style pour bottles, right? Seriously, 'use within 3 days of opening' is way too hardcore a challenge.
    Feel like I've brought this up before, but it's important, so here goes again!!
    133AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:54
    Re: #128
    (´・ω・`) The canned kind?
    138AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:56
    Re: #133
    That kind ends up with awkward leftovers too.
    There are these little single-serve packets, but you only ever see them online, and it's not like I'm craving soba 24/7, so it's a pain.
    143AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:57
    Re: #138
    (´・ω・`) Use extra-bonito-flavored tsuyu.
    152AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:00
    Re: #138
      __,.,,_
    ./ *・ω・ヽ If it's the concentrated type, it keeps in the fridge for a year.
    199AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:17
    __,.,,_
    ./ *・ω・ヽ This is also jūwari soba (100% buckwheat), but
    it's my first time buying it
    205AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:19
    Re: #199
    (´・ω・`) Haven't had jūwari soba in a while.

    Background and Key Points

    5ch’s News VIP board (livejikkyo VIP, literally “Very Important Person” board) is the site’s default home for absurdist, low-stakes joke threads, and it has its own visual shorthand: kaomoji “faces” like (´・ω・`) function as recurring mascot characters rather than plain emoticons. The “info broker” gag plays on that convention — a silent AA character who only ever answers via a placard, styled like a noir informant, refusing all follow-up questions with curt non-answers. This is a well-worn format on the board: a single-line, deadpan response to whatever absurd or mundane question gets thrown at it.

    Where the thread actually splits is over how seriously to treat the mentsuyu tangent. Most of the exchange is pure bit — trolling, fake IDs, a culprit-is-Yasu meme reference — but one poster’s complaint about mentsuyu’s “use within three days” rule derails the joke format into an actual kitchen-tips subthread, with posters offering real, slightly conflicting storage advice (bonito-heavy varieties, canned versions, single-serve packets) rather than in-character non-answers.

    What’s likely to trip up readers unfamiliar with Japanese pantry staples: mentsuyu is a concentrated soy-based dashi sauce used for soba, udon, and tsuyu-based dishes, and its shelf life varies enormously by concentration — ready-to-use (straight, non-concentrated) bottles do spoil within days once opened, but the double- or triple-concentrated versions, thanks to their high salt and sugar content, can safely keep in the fridge for months, which is what the “keeps a year” reply is gesturing at. The thread itself never clarifies this distinction, leaving the advice sound but under-explained.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News VIP) thread “(´・ω・`) I’m the town’s info broker, codename ‘Leak’.”

  • Delivery Driver Abuse Sparks Fierce Debate on 5ch: “Customers Have Zero Manners”

    A news story about worsening “customer harassment” (kasu-hara) toward delivery drivers has been picked up on 5ch’s Newsspeed VIP board. The thread split between posters defending drivers with “delivery customers have terrible manners” and others pushing back with “they’re professionals, they should just handle it” — while drivers themselves shared raw, firsthand accounts, from being forced to deliver in the middle of a sudden torrential downpour to having a car crash straight into their house.

    A Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare survey found that more than 40% of people working in the delivery industry have experienced customer harassment — a figure far above the cross-industry average, and the starting point for the discussion.

    As demand for home delivery keeps growing, “customer harassment” toward the people who do that work is becoming a serious problem. In the first-ever survey targeting delivery-industry workers, the Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare found that more than 40% reported experiencing customer harassment — far higher than in surveys covering workers across all industries. Some point out that Japan’s famously attentive delivery service is itself inviting this harassment, and a number of companies have begun taking a firmer stance in response.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousAug 25, 2026 20:58
    I hate the term "kasu-hara" (customer harassment) — just call it coercion or obstruction of business, plain and simple
    145AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:23
    Re: #4
    Figures — it's always people in inherently strong positions, like civil servants or train station staff, who get protected.
    7AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:00
    Wow, people actually say that?
    10AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:02
    Re: #7
    Isn't that normal? You say it too, don't you?
    13AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:03
    Re: #10
    I don't, actually — every delivery driver in my area is competent.
    8AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:00
    You'd think people wouldn't want to make an enemy of someone who already knows where they live.
    11AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:03
    Re: #8
    That's what doorbell cameras are for, lol!
    9AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:02
    Well of course — I'm paying for the service.
    12AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:03
    Re: #9
    And where do you think their paycheck comes from?
    14AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:04
    Re: #9
    Same as taxes — people who barely pay anything act so entitled. Literally paying about the price of a can of juice and still being that shameless.
    15AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:05
    Weird how you guys are always so aggressive toward delivery drivers specifically.
    19AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:06
    Re: #15
    I've worked all kinds of jobs, and delivery customers are by far the worst. With a convenience store or supermarket there's at least some concept of "customer base" — but with delivery, whether it's ritzy Minato Ward or the old downtown, the manners are exactly the same.
    17AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:06
    I've had it happen to me a few times too — do this job for a while and you're bound to run into that level of harassment.
    22AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:07
    Re: #17
    Yeah, that's just normal, lol.
    23AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:07
    Re: #17
    90% of them are harassment-prone customers anyway. Plus, going by the address, there's someone sharing a name with some self-important "expert" — and it's obviously that exact guy placing the most absurd, garbage orders.
    20AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:06
    You're a pro, right? Then you should just do what you're supposed to do.
    29AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:09
    Re: #20
    People who say stuff like that — even when a driver's just been in an accident — are trash. Go look at the job listings, "pro" my ass, don't make me laugh.
    25AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:08
    Me: "Uh, hold on, you said morning delivery — why is it 12:50?"

    Them: "That's customer harassment, sir."

    Me: "…"
    39AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:11
    Re: #25
    Scheduled time-slot delivery is fundamentally broken to begin with — unless you're paying enough for your one household alone to cover that day's entire revenue, don't expect it to work.
    38AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:10
    Take that up with your employer. You agreed to the job, didn't you?
    42AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:11
    Re: #38
    Of course they haven't agreed to it — that's why everyone quits, Co-op, Yamato, all of them. Ever notice how your regular driver keeps changing? That's exactly why.
    40AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:11
    So this is basically rock-bottom of the job ladder, right?
    45AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:12
    Re: #40
    Not rock-bottom.
    122AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:04
    Re: #40
    Rock-bottom is being a regular salaryman, honestly.
    46AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:12
    Re: #39
    Then just get rid of scheduled time slots. People use it because it exists (charge extra for it!).
    53AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:15
    Re: #46
    Use it if you want, but don't complain if it doesn't show up on time — be grateful it arrives at all. Though if the item's actually damaged, sure, complain about that.
    49AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:13
    Huh, threads like this actually blow up on VIP.
    50AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:14
    Re: #49
    That earlier illegal-parking-in-Shibuya thread blew up too, lol.
    71AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:21
    From what I've seen, a guy who hit a cyclist and caused an injury accident just kept working afterward, probably because they're short-staffed. Seriously messed-up industry.
    74AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:22
    Re: #71
    A driver crashed their whole car into my house once.
    101AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:31
    Re: #71
    As long as they still have a license, I guess they can keep working.
    106AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:41
    Personally I always bow and thank them profusely — having someone haul stuff up to the 4th floor with no elevator makes delivery drivers basically gods.
    109AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:45
    Re: #106
    That's just how it should be. Though there are a ton of people who can't even manage that much.
    115AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:01
    Re: #106
    Well, I wouldn't go as far as saying you need to bow and scrape, though.
    126AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:08
    A delivery driver told me: he hauled two cases of drinks over, got the silent "pretend not to be home" treatment, left a delivery notice, and the moment he got back to his van, the guy who'd been ignoring the door called him after seeing the notice — said he wanted to kill him right then.
    128AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:09
    Re: #126
    Maybe they were just in the bathroom.
    129AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:12
    Re: #126
    The time I wanted to kill someone the most was during a sudden torrential downpour — I called to say deliveries had to be paused, but the customer just steamrolled me with "never mind that, bring it now," and the call center wouldn't back me up either. So I had no choice but to reroute and rush that one house ahead of everyone else, and because of that, everyone else's deliveries got massively delayed. I still can't forget that one.

    Background and Key Points

    The term at the center of this thread, “kasu-hara” (customer harassment, from “kasutama” – customer – plus “harassment”), is part of a broader Japanese vocabulary of workplace-harassment categories that also includes “pawa-hara” (power harassment, bullying by superiors) and “seku-hara” (sexual harassment). Unlike those, kasu-hara has only recently become a formal policy target: the Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare’s first-ever delivery-sector survey found over 40% of workers had experienced it, well above cross-industry norms, prompting some local governments – Tokyo passed a customer-harassment prevention ordinance that took effect in April 2025 – to legislate against it, even though it carries no criminal penalty itself.

    The thread’s real fault line isn’t “harassment is bad” (nobody argues otherwise) but whether the delivery model itself is the problem. One camp says delivery customers are uniquely entitled because scheduled time-slot delivery creates an expectation of a personal, on-demand service; the other insists drivers signed up as professionals and should absorb it as part of the job, a framing several posters reject by pointing to the industry’s chronic staff turnover.

    What outside readers likely miss is that several posts (e.g., #4) are gesturing at a real legal distinction: Japan’s penal code already criminalizes “gyomu bogai” (forcible obstruction of business), so calling aggressive demands merely “harassment” can actually undersell conduct that’s separately prosecutable – a nuance the thread raises but never fully explains.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Newsspeed VIP) thread “Abuse Hurled at Delivery Drivers: “Useless,” “Idiot,” “Bring It Now” WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.”

  • One Piece: Ace’s Death Still Sparks Controversy — 5ch: “Take It Back…”

    A thread on 5ch’s Live/Anime Board (なんでも実況G) about how Ace from One Piece died sparked heated discussion. Posters debated the plot point where he dies after falling for a provocation, the later-revealed backstory behind Whitebeard’s famous “no wounds on his back” detail, and whether a more satisfying death could have been written.

    Opinions were also divided on why a character with main-character-tier bloodline ended up meeting this fate.

    1AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:24
    Doesn't look like this is ever getting reevaluated…
    3AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:25
    Take it back…
    4AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:26
    Re: #3
    Absolutely not taking it back!
    14AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:37
    I actually like that you can see Oda agonizing over whether to kill Ace or not there.
    And it's hilarious that he picked the worse of the two big options and that's where the decline started.
    17AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:40
    Re: #14
    If they'd kept him alive, they wouldn't have needed to bring in Sabo.
    15AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:37
    "Luffy-Nika" (a nod to Luffy's Gear 5 "Nika" form): "I heal by binge-eating! Boing boing!"
    Is Ace the only one getting bullied by the plot?
    47AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:57
    Re: #15
    Compared to Kuma ("Higuma," i.e. brown bear), whose reputation keeps climbing as an ever-stronger character,
    everyone else's survivability has gotten so absurd that dying just makes you look like a weakling by comparison.
    22AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:44
    Wait, how exactly did Ace get captured, and by whom again?
    24AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:47
    Re: #22
    Wasn't he beaten by Blackbeard and captured on the spot?
    I think that's the feat that got Blackbeard into the Warlords (Shichibukai).
    32AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:49
    Compared to Rengoku, another fire-themed character (from Demon Slayer), Ace's death is just pathetic.
    Ace: goes berserk, gets the Whitebeard Pirates half-wiped out, then dies after falling for a cheap provocation, throwing it all away for nothing.

    Rengoku: dies protecting the protagonist and everyone else to the very end.
    35AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:49
    Re: #32
    If the Stone Hashira had shown up nobody would've died though.
    Demon Slayer has way too big a power gap between individual Hashira.
    38AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:51
    Re: #35
    You think so? That seems like a pretty normal gap to me.
    43AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:54
    Re: #35
    Even the Stone Hashira couldn't handle Akaza.
    He hasn't awakened his Demon Mark yet, so he'd probably just die.
    44AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:54
    Re: #11
    After all that talk about being "family," he just took the Navy's word at face value — really exposed how shallow those bonds actually were, lol.
    93AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:22
    Re: #44
    Exactly this.

    The whole setup where he gets fooled that easily in the moment is just too sloppy ("osomatsu"-level, a pun on 粗末/"shoddy"). If it had been set up carefully well in advance, sure, but this…
    45AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:55
    Honestly the writing itself is just weak.
    Every single character just stands around doing nothing until it's their turn, then introduces themselves, does a little something, and that's it.
    Handling a big cast is just not his strong suit.
    51AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:00
    Re: #45
    It's like they're all just reading lines off a script.
    54AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:02
    This is around where the writing started getting noticeably weird.
    Luffy not even recognizing his crewmates' faces after the two-year timeskip.
    Sanji nearly dying for real from a nosebleed on Fish-Man Island.
    Effortlessly dodging everything with Observation Haki.
    55AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:04
    Re: #54
    Yeah, it really feels like things started going off the rails right around when he started writing Ace's death scene like it was meant to be moving.
    59AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:06
    Roger wiped out an entire country's army just because someone bad-mouthed his crew,
    so it makes sense that Ace, with that same blood running through him, couldn't stand it either when his crew got mocked.
    63AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:07
    Re: #59
    It's genuinely sad that he ends up doing the exact same thing as the father he hated so much, except unlike his dad he's not strong enough to pull it off, so he just dies like an idiot.
    62AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:06
    Whitebeard, whose one point of pride was never once taking a wound on his back from running away, ends up turning tail and fleeing from some random creepy retconned character, making a total spectacle of himself 😅
    73AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:09
    Re: #62
    Honestly it was pretty shocking to learn the real reason he had zero scars on his back was just that he ran too fast to ever get hit.
    74AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:09
    Luffy had been forcing his body to keep moving on Iva's hormone doping ever since the prison break —
    why didn't they use that perfect piece of bait?
    76AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:11
    Re: #74
    Editor: "Let's have the doping backlash hit Luffy right here, and have Ace die protecting him."
    Oda: "…" *lights up with inspiration*
    82AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:16
    But if you ask me what death would've actually been better, I honestly struggle to answer.
    It pretty much had to be a tearjerker death right in front of Luffy.
    84AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:18
    Re: #82
    I mean, he just shouldn't have said "take it back" or whatever — that's all it would've taken…
    85AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:18
    Re: #82
    He could've just died protecting Luffy after Luffy collapsed from exhaustion following back-to-back fights.
    91AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:21
    Re: #82
    I think they just should've cut the part where he falls for the provocation.
    90AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:21
    If you just look at Ace's background and bloodline, he's basically main-character tier.
    Being the son of the Pirate King alone is already insane —
    the adopted son of a Yonko,
    the adopted grandson of a legendary Marine.

    Why'd they kill him.
    94AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:22
    Re: #90
    Exactly because of that. He'd overshadow Luffy.
    Just from that one fight trading blows with Smoker in Alabasta, he was already massively popular.
    97AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:25
    Re: #90
    Someone important to the protagonist dies → they fall into despair but manage to accept it thanks to encouragement from friends and allies → they grow as a person.
    That's a pretty standard, tried-and-true story beat.
    101AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:28
    Re: #90
    Probably because if they'd kept him alive, Oda would've had no idea what to do with him.
    96AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:25
    Hmm, this guy's a loser lol
    98AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:26
    Re: #96
    Akainu's whole rant was just too full of hard truths.
    99AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:27
    Re: #96
    Thought "no wounds on his back" meant he'd crushed every enemy head-on — turned out it just meant he was really good at running away.
    102AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:28
    People sometimes get this wrong, but his actual combat ability was top-tier even among Yonko commanders.
    Like you can see from the flashback arc, it's just that Roger's bad traits came out in him.
    108AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:33
    Re: #102
    The problem is people said he was "on the level of not even beating Smoker," and that's what's dragging his reputation down…
    105AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:30
    So is Akainu basically top-tier strength even within the Navy?
    107AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:32
    Re: #105
    Hard to say with how crazy the power inflation for villains has gotten lately.
    He's top-tier as far as the Navy goes, but as an opponent for Luffy… eh, kind of underwhelming.
    112AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:34
    Re: #105
    Combat-wise he's definitely top-tier.
    Mentally though, he's the weakest — bullies a coworker, gets yelled at, and grovels an apology.

    Background and Key Points

    Portgas D. Ace’s death is not a recent plot point — it happened in the “Summit War of Marineford” arc, serialized in Weekly Shonen Jump in 2010 and adapted into the anime not long after, making it one of the most-revisited moments in Eiichiro Oda’s now nearly 30-year-old series. Ace, the biological son of the former Pirate King Gol D. Roger and the sworn brother of protagonist Luffy, was captured by Blackbeard (an act that earned Blackbeard a seat among the Seven Warlords, a now-defunct government system that pardoned strong pirates in exchange for service). His planned execution triggered a war between the Navy and the Whitebeard Pirates that ended with both Whitebeard and Ace dead, the latter killed by Fleet Admiral Akainu’s magma-fist after Ace charged him following an insult to his late father.

    The thread’s real fault line isn’t whether Ace should have died — most posters accept the story needed it — but whether the way he died (goaded into a reckless charge) cheapens an otherwise strong character, and whether the later-revealed “Whitebeard never took a wound on his back” backstory was a poignant reveal or a retcon that undercuts him.

    What the thread never mentions is the practical fallout: Ace’s death is the direct reason Sabo, the third sworn brother, was written into the story two years later, and it’s the hinge that pushes Luffy into the two-year training arc that reshapes the entire back half of the series — so structurally, the “pointless” death is anything but.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Live/Anime Board) thread “[Sad News] Even Thinking About It Now, Fire Fist Ace’s Death Was Just Plain Dumb.”

  • Pushback Piles Up Against “No Manga Has a Strong Old Lady” — 5ch Users Name Their Favorite Badass Grannies

    It started with a post claiming “there are works with strong old men, but none with strong old women” — and 5ch users responded by rattling off example after example, from Frieren to Umineko no Naku Koro ni’s Featherine to the female characters in Mangatarou’s manga.

    Partway through, the discussion branched into how few “auntie” (middle-aged woman, おばさん) characters there are, with posters trading familiar examples like Nobita’s mom from Doraemon and the long-running drama Wataru Seken wa Oni Bakari.

    1AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:54
    Cookie Clicker, maybe?
    3AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:56
    Seikimatsu Leader Den (End-of-the-Century Leader Legend)
    11AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:00
    Strong dad, strong mom, strong old man, strong old lady, strong middle-aged guy — all of those show up reasonably often, but a strong middle-aged woman? That's gotta be pretty rare.
    26AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:06
    Re: #11
    Well, most of the time they're drawn looking young for their age instead of as an actual middle-aged woman.
    The only one I can think of off the top of my head is Gagaran from Overlord.
    19AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:03
    Gannibal 😃
    20AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:04
    Is Bisky an auntie or a granny? (HxH's Biscuit Krueger, actually elderly under her young disguise)
    21AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:04
    A Taxing Woman
    Never actually seen it though
    24AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:06
    Most of the time they're drawn either super sexy or loli-looking though
    27AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:06
    Re: #24
    You think Sayuri's granny looks like sexy loli bait? You feeling okay?
    29AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:07
    I mean, realistically old people don't have the stamina for it — goes double the older they are
    30AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:07
    Wasn't there an anime with a badass granny, something like "Normal Attacks Hit Twice"? (referencing Do You Love Your Mom and Her Two-Hit Multi-Target Attacks?)
    31AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:07
    That's Rensuke Oshikiri's thing, right?
    Yuuyami Tobentai (Twilight Spirit Explorers), I think
    34AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:10
    In Mangatarou's manga, the grannies are top-tier strongest class
    36AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:10
    Usogui had one too.
    Also Seikimatsu Leader Den Takeshi, Toriko, and Shimabu's works all have strong granny characters
    41AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:11
    The granny in Granblue Fantasy you have to fight to unlock jobs
    42AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:12
    The granny in Hanasaku Iroha looked pretty strong
    46AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:13
    The granny in Toshokan no Tatakau Shisho (The Book of Bantorra) had a cheat-tier ability like stopping time.
    She'd lost her stamina due to old age, but when she got revived later she was somehow younger again and that weakness was gone too
    52AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:19
    That granny Featherine from Umineko no Naku Koro ni is stronger than Saitama
    54AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:20
    70AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:41
    Re: #54
    This is hilarious
    62AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:34
    This granny was so cool
    97AnonymousAug 25, 2026 19:18
    Re: #62
    You showed up way too early! Deflecting bullets left and right that early in the story, and pulling a two-stage transformation battle on top of it?! Come on!!
    66AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:36
    Aunties show up way less than grannies do.
    Are there any aunties among main characters at all?
    68AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:37
    Re: #66
    In anime currently airing, maybe Samurai Troopers?
    72AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:45
    Re: #66
    Tobe! Hissatsu Uragoroshi (Fly! Deadly Backstab)
    74AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:47
    Re: #66
    Doraemon's Nobita's mom has gotta count as an essential auntie character
    67AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:36
    Frieren's technically a granny age-wise
    69AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:40
    It's great that she's actually one of the top psychics in Japan. That scene near the end of the exorcism festival, chanting sutras while everyone around her is dead, is so damn cool
    76AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:48
    If we're talking about stuff other than "beef bowl" content (gyudon — slang for cheap, formulaic games and manga), there's Wataru Seken wa Oni Bakari (It's a Cruel World)
    79AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:52
    Look at Ghibli and there's enough of them to fill a jar of tsukudani (preserves) — that's a lot
    80AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:56
    In OP's "ZUGYUDOAAAA" terms (the thread starter's dramatic sound-effect phrasing), what about Crash Landing on You?
    81AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:56
    Ed's teacher from Fullmetal Alchemist (Izumi Curtis)
    82AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:58
    Re: #81
    You're supposed to call her "onee-san" (big sister) there, not granny
    87AnonymousAug 25, 2026 19:11
    The scene where Sayuri's granny comes driving back home through the storm is peak hype
    88AnonymousAug 25, 2026 19:12
    There's actually quite a lot of them.
    Aren't weak named old man/old lady characters the rarer ones?
    89AnonymousAug 25, 2026 19:13
    Toriko and Yu Yu Hakusho both have one too, don't they
    92AnonymousAug 25, 2026 19:15
    Beniko from Zeni-tendou (the Kamiki candy-shop manga)
    96AnonymousAug 25, 2026 19:18
    Re: #92
    Yodomi-san is also a granny on the inside.
    Her voice is an old woman's too
    101AnonymousAug 25, 2026 19:19
    Inakachu Table Tennis Club, as always (a running reference)
    102AnonymousAug 25, 2026 19:20
    Re: #101
    She's only strong at table tennis, otherwise she's a total weakling

    Background and Key Points

    The “hidden-power elder” is a stock trope in Japanese manga and martial-arts fiction going back decades — the frail-looking old master (think karate or aikido dojo stories) who turns out to be the deadliest fighter around, a trope rooted in the cultural respect for age and experience in Japan’s martial traditions. That’s why the original claim — that strong old men exist but strong old women don’t — collapsed almost instantly: obaa-san (granny) characters with cheat-level powers are common enough that posters could list them faster than the thread could keep up, from Featherine’s god-tier reality manipulation to the time-stopping librarian in Bantorra.

    What the thread actually split on wasn’t grannies at all — it shifted to oba-san, “aunties,” meaning ordinary middle-aged women rather than elderly ones. That’s the demographic posters agreed is genuinely rare as a strong character type, and multiple replies (Gagaran, Nobita’s mom, the Doraemon example) struggled to produce more than a handful of names, unlike the flood of granny examples.

    What outside readers may miss: obaa-san and oba-san are nearly homophones in English transliteration but denote very different life stages and character archetypes in Japanese media — the thread’s pivot hinges entirely on that distinction, which is easy to lose in translation. Also unmentioned is the industry-side reason for the auntie gap: most manga and anime are written for young male or young female demographics (shonen/shojo/seinen), so characters are skewed toward youth by market convention, not because writers can’t imagine a formidable 40-something woman — elderly characters, by contrast, get a pass as sages or comic relief regardless of gender.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread「Works with strong old men ← exist. Works with strong old women ← don’t exist」.

  • Keio Female Student Arrested for Credit Card Theft — Her Father Is a Credit Card Company CEO; 5ch: “Just ¥1 Million Bought Her Nationwide Infamy”

    Bunshun Online reports that the father of a 22-year-old Keio University student arrested on suspicion of credit card theft is the CEO of a major credit card company. The student had reportedly already landed a job offer from a megabank.

    On the forum, posters traded takes on what could drive someone from such a privileged background to theft, and on how the arrest might affect her future and her family’s.

    [Arrested for Credit Card Theft] Father of Glamorous, New York-Born Keio Student (22) Was “CEO” of a Major Credit Card Company’s Overseas Arm

    Source: bunshun.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:04
    Why would she need to steal someone else's money just to go shopping?
    She could've just used her parents' money.
    8AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:05
    Re: #2
    Stealing someone else's money was probably the whole point — it's not like she was actually short on cash.
    6AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:05
    Won't this affect her parents at all?
    27AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:14
    Re: #6
    Probably not —
    punishing them because their grown daughter got arrested?
    104AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:47
    Re: #6
    He might end up having to resign from the company though.
    14AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:08
    She had a fountain of money gushing right in front of her, and she still threw it all away to steal from someone else…
    26AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:14
    Re: #14
    Probably kleptomania.
    It's an illness, sure, but from the victim's side it's just an absolute nightmare.
    23AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:13
    For rich people like this, just having a family member's name come out as a criminal is already a loss in the social hierarchy.
    It's a different tier of world from ours, so we wouldn't really get it.
    39AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:19
    Re: #23
    At any social level, if a relative becomes a nationally-reported criminal, you get shunned by the community.
    25AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:13
    Kleptomania really is a kind of sickness, huh.
    37AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:18
    Re: #25
    I bet she's had a habit of stealing since way back.
    That kind of thing can get hushed up through middle school,
    so they probably kept snuffing out any chance for her to actually straighten out.
    29AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:14
    Well, elites like her will probably just get a suspended sentence or no indictment anyway.
    And since she's a woman, marriage wipes the slate clean.
    Infuriating.
    30AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:15
    Re: #29
    I can already picture her future: stealing stuff from all the other moms and becoming the neighborhood pariah.
    38AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:18
    Does the person whose card got stolen get compensation?
    Come steal my card too 😤
    105AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:47
    Re: #38
    Bro, your card's already maxed out.
    44AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:22
    In the shoplifting thread someone wrote that it's similar to the thrill of stealing in Shiren the Wanderer (a roguelike video game) — cracked me up.
    57AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:27
    Re: #44
    Never shoplifted myself, but in Shiren I'd steal everything I possibly could.
    59AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:28
    If someone like this got hired at a megabank, she'd pull off something outrageous.
    65AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:29
    Re: #59
    Can totally picture her raiding the safe deposit boxes.
    64AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:29
    In Japan the "elites walk free" principle applies, so she'll probably be fine.
    86AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:37
    Re: #64
    She'll settle with the victims and avoid a criminal record, but her spot at Keio SFC and that job offer… those are probably done for.
    75AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:33
    Wild that just ¥1 million was enough to get her face and name plastered nationwide.
    I guess theft really is treated that seriously.
    76AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:34
    Re: #75
    Probably because of how nasty her methods were.
    83AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:36
    Re: #75
    Japan has historically had a strong sense of property rights.
    In the law, ownership rights are protected extremely thoroughly, while claims/obligations are relatively weakly protected.
    Having run a feudal system for so long, the need for rules governing control of property — especially land — was apparently especially high.
    89AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:38
    So then even as a criminal, she can just live it up?
    95AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:40
    Re: #89
    It's the double combo of an elite family plus being a woman.
    The sad truth is Japan just can't bring people like this down.
    97AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:41
    Re: #95
    The kind of well-off guy she could've married if she hadn't been arrested is exactly the type who'd care that his partner has a criminal record, don't you think?
    98AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:43
    Re: #97
    It'd be his parents and relatives who'd care about that, more like.
    100AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:44
    She's clearly not hurting for money, so it must be that kind of sickness.
    103AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:46
    Re: #100
    She was even working a part-time job, so it doesn't sound like her parents were just handing her cash left and right.
    112AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:55
    Her parents are rich — so she wasn't getting an allowance?
    123AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:03
    Re: #112
    Sounds like her father is CEO of the European division, so she was probably living with her mother.
    Moms in households like this are surprisingly often the frugal type,
    even if the dad would spoil her.
    115AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:58
    Rich parents who make it a policy not to give their kids an allowance should really rethink that.
    124AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:05
    Re: #115
    Some people think making kids endure hardship builds character, but even in elementary and middle school that can lead to being excluded by friends or turning to shoplifting — so you should give them a reasonable amount.
    126AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:06
    Re: #115
    This idiot had a part-time job AND stole credit cards, so she's probably just got an antisocial personality to begin with.
    Even on a small allowance, normal people just get a job and have fun with that money.
    130AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:10
    Did her parents pay for that expensive ski club then?
    133AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:11
    Re: #130
    She was working herself, so she should've had money of her own.
    That's exactly why people are saying it's an illness.

    Background and Key Points

    Credit card theft in Japan is prosecuted under fraud and theft statutes, but in practice first-time, low-value cases like this one are often resolved through a private settlement (jidan) with the victim, followed by non-prosecution (fuki-so) or a suspended sentence rather than jail time. That is the backdrop for posts treating a criminal record as avoidable — the real consequence for someone from an elite family is less the legal penalty than the reputational one: her name and face circulating nationally, and the loss of her Keio SFC standing and the megabank offer. Keio University, and its Shonan Fujisawa Campus (SFC) referenced in the thread, is one of Japan’s most prestigious private universities, making the case newsworthy on pedigree alone, especially with a credit-card-company CEO as her father.

    The thread’s real fault line is diagnostic, not moral: several posters read the theft as kleptomania — an illness that persisted from childhood and was likely covered up rather than treated — while others read it as entitlement or an “antisocial personality,” pointing out she had both a part-time job and presumably parental money, so scarcity wasn’t the driver either way. A second, smaller split concerns consequences: whether her father will actually face professional fallout, or whether — as the “elite privilege” posts argue — status and gender (marriage erasing a criminal record) will insulate the whole family.

    What’s easy to miss is the post explaining why theft draws such disproportionate attention in Japan: property (bukken) rights are exceptionally strongly protected in Japanese civil law relative to contractual claims, a legacy of the feudal land-tenure system — which is why even a ¥1 million theft, not a violent crime, is enough to make someone a national news subject.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyou G board) thread “Keio Credit Card Thief’s Life Is Over — “Father Is CEO of a Credit Card Company, Estimated Annual Income ¥200 Million. She Herself Had a Megabank Job Offer”.”

  • TV Anime “Mii-chan and Mr. Yamada” Set to Premiere January 2027 — 5ch: “Sponsors Truly Are Invincible”

    A thread on 5ch’s Live Commentary General board (“Nandemo Jikkyo G”) lit up after news broke that the TV anime “Mii-chan and Mr. Yamada” will begin airing in January 2027. The same thread quickly spiraled into chaos, with posters piling on livestream announcements for game commentary, reaction images, and even photos of Kagawa Prefecture.

    4AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:36
    5AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:37
    [Starts 14:01] 【Spoiler Warning】Clearing the story! Bracing for Infinite Inferno! 【Yo-kai Watch 1 for Nintendo Switch】【Pomero Punch / Nijisanji】
    https://youtu.be/4wEcwbItOCk https://i.ytimg.com/vi/4wEcwbItOCk/maxresdefault_live.jpg
    8AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:38
    Wh-nya is this?! (playful twist on "nanja kora" — "what the heck is this" — with a cat-like "nya")
    9AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:38
    Re: #8
    Buzz-buzz-buzzy! 🐧
    11AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:38
    Re: #9
    Baaan-cho!
    14AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:39
    Re: #9
    Kon-ko-kon-kon-ko-kon-kon-kon ✊ (the classic "kon-kon" fox-cry sound)
    15AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:39
    https://i.imgx.site/NdXIxAl.gif
    16AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:39
    https://i.imgx.site/xjRlFjC.gif
    17AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:39
    https://i.imgx.site/AvyJ5bk.gif
    18AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:40
    https://i.imgx.site/Gs9MGmx.gif
    19AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:40
    https://i.imgx.site/g22s8Zl.gif
    22AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:41
    26AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:41
    Re: #1
    The thread title doesn't have the 🏡 emoji in it — mind if I remake it?
    None of you idiots even noticed, huh
    30AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:42
    Re: #26
    Just hurry up and make it already
    39AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:42
    Re: #26
    The 🍬 makes it obvious, doesn't it
    34AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:42
    44AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:43
    Re: #34
    There's no way a duck has a beak that white
    43AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:43
    Here ya go
    46AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:44

    48AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:44
    Re: #46
    Saw that one already
    49AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:44
    56AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:48
    Re: #49
    It's a bunny! 😲
    52AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:45
    54AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:46
    Re: #48

    58AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:48
    65AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:55
    【BREAKING】TV Anime "Mii-chan and Mr. Yamada" begins airing January 2027!!!
    70AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:00
    Re: #65
    Serves the haters right
    79AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:02
    Re: #65
    Guess sponsors really are invincible
    90AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:05
    So glad I was born in Kagawa Prefecture
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HJ7jtNYaUAAbnw6.jpg

    Background and Key Points

    Sponsors and animation committees in Japan rarely greenlight a series on artistic merit alone. A TV anime’s production committee — the group of publishers, ad agencies, toy makers, and streaming platforms that fund a show — decides what airs based on projected merchandise sales, existing IP recognition, or tie-in deals, not fan sentiment. “Mii-chan and Mr. Yamada” appears to be one of these projects: something posters expected to get cancelled or downgraded, which instead secured a January 2027 broadcast slot. Anime seasons in Japan run in quarterly cycles (winter/spring/summer/fall), and a firm start date this far out signals the funding and studio slot are already locked in — a nontrivial commitment in an industry where many announced projects stall or quietly vanish before airing.

    The thread itself didn’t debate the show’s quality, plot, or cast — there’s no substantive discussion of “Mii-chan and Mr. Yamada” content at all here. The split, such as it is, comes down to a single sarcastic exchange: one poster says the news “serves the haters right” (65→70), implying there had been prior skepticism or criticism the project wouldn’t happen, while the next reply (79) credits the outcome not to the show’s merits but to sponsor money — “sponsors truly are invincible.” That’s the entire tension: vindication versus cynicism about why the anime got made.

    What outside readers will likely misread is the tone of “sponsors are invincible.” It’s not an accusation of wrongdoing — it’s a standard, almost affectionate cynicism in Japanese anime-fan culture, acknowledging that commercial backing decides greenlights more than audience demand does. The rest of the thread (game livestreams, GIFs, a Kagawa Prefecture photo) is unrelated derailment typical of these boards and has no bearing on the anime news itself.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Live Commentary General) thread “Takoyaki Cape-Man 🐙👊👊(・o・🍬)🏰.”

  • Buys New Electric Guitar, Reports Back — 5ch: “My Mom Says It’s a Gross Color”

    In the Nandemo Jikkyo (Anything Goes Live) forum, a user showed off a newly bought electric guitar with a neon-colored body, sparking a lively thread. The user said their mother called it a “gross color,” but other users quickly recognized it as a TAK signature model, and the discussion grew to cover topics like restringing a Floyd Rose tremolo and choosing a multi-effects unit.

    Other participants also shared photos of their own guitars and Playtech (a budget guitar brand) instruments, and the conversation continued with talk about gear for recreating the sound of bands like B’z and GLAY.

    1AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:05
    Cool! ✨
    3AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:07
    Jangly rhythm, shreddy solos, wailing distortion — that's the plan!? 🥺
    5AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:07
    Re: #3
    Jangling and shredding is fun
    8AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:11
    Why'd you buy it used?
    What's the story there?
    11AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:12
    Re: #8
    It's an old guitar that's not sold anymore
    10AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:12
    I was going to get the blue one, but after trying it out I liked this one better, so I went with neon. My mom says it's a gross color, but no worries (mo man tai — Cantonese-derived slang for "no problem")
    https://tadaup.jp/8cp3Fzqs.jpeg
    12AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:13
    Re: #10
    That's an MG-M2!
    TAK's old signature model, right?
    Restringing looks like a pain — you doing okay with it?
    18AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:15
    Re: #10
    That's the Matsumoto model!
    Seriously, that's a color worth celebrating!!
    13AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:14
    Well then, in return, here's mine
    21AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:16
    Re: #13
    Apparently every single one of them
    is one of a kind
    24AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:17
    Re: #13
    Oh, and I see you're running a Mooer GE300 down at your feet —
    I saw that on YouTube and was curious about it
    74AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:51
    Re: #13
    I wanna hear you play it
    14AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:14
    Re: #12
    That's right, I got the MG-M2G ✌
    I was pretty nervous about my first guitar ever having a Floyd Rose, but apparently with this Floyd Rose-type you don't have to cut the ball end off the strings, so it turned out to be surprisingly easy
    20AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:16
    Re: #14
    If you don't have to cut the ball end off, that makes it easy!
    22AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:17
    Re: #14
    Yamaha's Rockin' Magic strings
    work whether you cut it or not
    15AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:14
    Let's start by playing "Bad Feeling"
    17AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:15
    Re: #15
    I really can't nail the vibrato on that riff, it's tough…
    26AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:18
    Should I show off my Playtech too?
    29AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:19
    Re: #26
    I've got a Playtech I borrowed from my brother too!
    31AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:21
    Re: #26
    Let's see it
    I've been wanting a Playtech SG lately

    I hate side-mounted jacks on the body
    I like top-mounted ones
    so I've basically only ever bought Strats
    Telecasters were nice too
    but I let mine go for the reason above
    27AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:18
    Re: #22
    It's such a convenient, easy-to-use Floyd Rose type, but it's a bummer it's not compatible with the original or GOTOH parts
    32AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:22
    Re: #27
    If it were compatible,
    Yamaha would probably get sued lol
    30AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:21
    Re: #24
    I mean it's already over 7 years old at this point, so it's kind of outdated
    these days there are better ones for cheaper
    SONICAKE's QME-20 looks pretty solid, for instance
    36AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:24
    Re: #30
    Yeah, seems like buying a newer multi-effects unit really is cheaper and performs better
    38AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:25
    Re: #36
    It's a digital product after all,
    it gets outdated fast
    Honestly you're better off just buying whatever's newest at the time
    41AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:26
    Re: #36
    If you're not playing in front of people,
    do you even need a multi-effects unit?

    I've got a ZOOM bass multi-effects unit hooked up to my guitar
    one with a built-in looper
    actually I only bought it for the looper function,
    but I've never once used it as a looper lol
    the presets sound really good,
    so I own two of them — one just for presets
    and I use the other to dial in my own tone
    35AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:23
    Re: #33
    I polished it out with some compound and got away with it
    37AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:24
    Re: #35
    Looks like a doorknob (lol)
    39AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:25
    Re: #31
    I was going to take a photo, but I'd been practicing my cutting technique even though I'm bad at it, and my right hand started bleeding and got blood all over the body, making it look gross, so I gave up…
    43AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:27
    Re: #39
    That's a shame

    Is it a Les Paul?
    46AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:28
    Re: #43
    My ID is TMG (lol)
    47AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:28
    Re: #43
    It's a cheap little red Strat lol
    42AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:27
    Re: #38
    I just happened to see it on YouTube — there was someone using a Mooer GE300 to recreate early B'z's Rockman sound, and I thought I wanted to copy that, so I've been going back and forth on it. But even though it's old, it's not exactly cheap either, so I'm still torn
    54AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:31
    Re: #42
    Ah, I see
    For a B'z sound, there was a video by a guy named Yuji Imanishi recreating it with a multi-effects unit
    can't remember which one it was, though
    44AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:28
    I bought a guitar too 😳
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ECog4d0UcAEuz3-.jpg
    49AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:29
    Re: #44
    That exact image popped into my head earlier when I was taking my photo lol
    51AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:30
    Re: #44
    Isn't this the one with the Azu-nyan (K-On! character) speech pattern meme?
    68AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:41
    Re: #44
    That's a nostalgic image lol
    77AnonymousAug 25, 2026 14:59
    Set your amp to the EVH 5150 model, cab to EVH too, gain around 2 for a clean tone, add a Blues Driver-model stomp box for moderate overdrive, and throw on a light plate reverb — that'll get you a HISASHI (GLAY guitarist)-ish sound
    79AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:01
    Re: #77
    Ah, so it's HISASHI
    80AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:02
    Re: #77
    I've got a 5150 II head at home, so I'll give it a shot too! Though I'm pretty new to GLAY
    91AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:14

    Background and Key Points

    Buys were prompted by a fairly ordinary gear-flex thread, but the model chatter underneath it needs some unpacking for a non-Japanese reader. Posters identify the guitar as an old signature model tied to Tak Matsumoto (“TAK”), guitarist of B’z — the two-person rock act (with vocalist Koshi Inaba) that is one of the best-selling music groups in Japanese history, built around a technical, effects-driven guitar style with roots in 1980s Rockman processors. That pedigree is why the thread pivots so fast from a “gross color” joke into serious gear talk: Floyd Rose-style locking tremolos, prized for dive-bombing without going out of tune but notorious for slow, fiddly restringing since the string locks at the bridge and nut instead of just winding onto a tuning peg; and floor multi-effects units like the Mooer GE300, which model amps and stompboxes in one box, an approach much home-practice guitar culture in Japan leans on instead of mic’ing a real amp.

    The actual disagreement in the thread is narrower than “the guitar looks cool” — it’s whether an aging modeler like the seven-plus-year-old GE300 is still worth owning when newer, cheaper units (posters name SONICAKE’s QME-20) reportedly outperform it, with some arguing digital gear ages out fast and you should just buy whatever’s current, and one poster countering that non-performing bedroom players may not need a dedicated multi-effects unit at all.

    What’s easy to miss without band context: TAK and GLAY’s guitarist HISASHI are separate figures from separate bands — B’z and GLAY were rival chart-toppers through the 1990s and 2000s — so chasing “early B’z” Rockman tone versus dialing in an EVH 5150-based “HISASHI” amp setting are two distinct target sounds, not one player’s career. Also unstated: locking-tremolo hardware being non-interchangeable across brands is an industry-wide norm, not a Yamaha quirk, which is why a “no need to cut the ball end” convenience becomes a minor selling point rather than a given.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “I Bought an Electric Guitar!!!”.

  • New Rice Provisional Price Falls 40% From Last Year — JA: ‘Farmers’ Disappointment Is Beyond Imagination’

    This year’s provisional price (advance payment) for new rice has fallen 40% from last year, with JA now buying it at 266 yen per kilogram. The original article quotes the view that “farmers’ disappointment is beyond imagination,” and cites a rise in farmers leaving the industry as the biggest concern.

    In the thread, opinions split over the cause and who’s to blame: some slammed JA as a middleman skimming profits, others pointed out that more farmers selling outside JA is behind the recent price swings, and some predicted next year will bring a shift toward growing rice for animal feed instead.

    lol they’re skimming off about half of it

    This year’s provisional rice price falls 40%… “Farmers’ disappointment is beyond imagination” — the biggest worry is that it will drive farmers out of the industry

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    8AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:56
    That's exactly why the government should just buy it up with public money.
    It's insane that everything gets dumped on JA, which is nothing more than a farmers' co-op.
    The government should buy rice from farmers at 1,000 yen/kg
    and sell it to consumers at 500 yen.
    That's literally how it used to work.
    56AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:21
    Re: #8
    It's an organization that exists to funnel political donations to the LDP.
    And to give retired bureaucrats a soft landing (amakudari).

    If it were actually a government body, it couldn't make political donations, and if its staff were civil servants there'd be no amakudari and no huge executive salaries to hand out.

    NHK is the same kind of amakudari vehicle.
    10AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:59
    2024: 5kg for 2,000 yen
    2025: 5kg for 5,000 yen

    Farmers: "If it drops any further we can't survive!" Consumers: (…what is this guy even saying)
    What farmers should really be saying is "If middlemen and JA keep lowballing us any further, we can't survive."
    15AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:01
    Re: #10
    If they can sell without a middleman, they should just do that.
    20AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:03
    Re: #10
    Some farmers do build their own sales channels.
    But JA pays out money upfront based on the projected harvest and compensates farmers even in a bad year — with JA, farmers really can just focus on growing rice.
    If you're willing to shoulder all the risk yourself, go ahead and sell independently.
    14AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:00
    Re: #8
    The government was bleeding money and couldn't make it work, so it all got dumped on JA.
    JA was handling it fine, but once the market recently opened up to buyers outside JA too, we ended up with what happened last year.
    19AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:03
    Re: #14
    There's no country where agriculture is hugely profitable.
    Every country pours a massive national budget into it.
    And within that group, Japan actually spends among the least.
    https://assets.st-note.com/img/1737329690-dovAiwYuZaNnTMR3Uzre9CtL.png
    24AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:05
    Re: #19
    Exactly this.
    In the end, the government is abandoning its duty to protect the nation's food supply just because it would run a deficit.
    58AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:22
    Re: #19
    The population and the scale are totally different though.
    22AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:04
    Saw some farmer's video claiming new rice is being turned into animal feed while people end up eating old rice instead — is that actually true?
    25AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:06
    Re: #22
    It's true that subsidies get paid out for growing feed rice.
    The government is basically engineering a setup where that's more profitable than growing rice for human consumption.
    27AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:08
    Re: #22
    When rice prices drop, growing subsidized feed rice actually brings in more income.
    So it's pretty much certain more farmers will switch to feed rice next year.
    28AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:09
    Re: #25
    Is there an actual quality difference between feed rice and human-grade rice?
    Or is it more that the cost is very different?
    If it's the latter, couldn't the government just buy up all the surplus human-grade old rice and cut back on feed-rice purchases instead?
    And didn't they say they'd buy back the released stockpile rice too?
    Isn't that also "old old rice" (koko-mai, rice that's been in storage multiple years)?
    33AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:11
    Re: #28
    They use the tall-stalked variety because it gets turned into silage.
    37AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:13
    Re: #28
    There are dedicated feed-rice varieties — they yield more rice, but in exchange the taste is nowhere near something a human could actually eat.
    35AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:11
    Re: #14
    That's exactly the kind of thing you should just leave to market forces.
    Let JA and "non-JA" buyers fight it out, and whoever wins survives.
    39AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:13
    Re: #35
    JA is an organization that doesn't prioritize profit — if it goes under, consumers are the ones who lose out.
    44AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:15
    Re: #35
    "Non-JA" = foreign capital, you know.
    62AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:23
    Re: #35
    That's exactly what caused the price spikes these past few years.
    JA got outbid and ended up securing only 40% of the stock it needed.
    45AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:16
    Re: #39
    If it doesn't care about profit, it shouldn't go under — it's a co-op, isn't it?
    47AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:17
    Re: #45
    JA is really a financial company that makes its money from banking — on farm products it only makes enough to avoid running a loss.
    48AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:17
    Re: #45
    It's a farmers' co-op, so if the farmers go under, it's over.
    And if its shares get bought up, it's also over.
    49AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:17
    Re: #44
    Then why do farmers sell to that foreign capital in the first place?
    Because it wouldn't actually hurt them if JA went under, right?
    55AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:21
    Re: #49
    They want cash right now.
    Or they're backed into such a corner they can't survive without immediate cash.
    Rice farming runs at a loss almost every single year.
    Most of them are part-timers just trying to preserve land handed down from their ancestors.
    The biggest cautionary tale of handing your food supply to foreign capital is Ukraine's Holodomor.
    During the Soviet era, Ukrainians were the ones who starved to death in the greatest numbers.
    66AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:26
    Re: #49
    The reason so many farmers sell outside JA is that they get cash on the spot, and JA's grading standards are so strict that shipping through JA significantly cuts your income.
    To put it simply: a sorting machine separates rice by sieve size into normal-sized rice and slightly smaller rice called "kuzu-mai" (substandard rice). Non-JA buyers will take the slightly-smaller rice at the same price as normal rice — JA won't.
    61AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:23
    Shinjiro Koizumi — who tried to break up JA — was right.
    69AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:27
    Re: #61
    Take a lesson from his father, Junichiro Koizumi, who privatized the postal service.
    76AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:29
    Re: #61
    That's exactly why breaking up JA would drive rice and vegetable prices up, and it's consumers who'd suffer.
    JA is the one that's been buying crops from farmers at rock-bottom prices and squeezing them all along.
    I honestly don't get why ordinary people are out here bashing JA.
    64AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:25
    Just pour a ton of tax money into agriculture already.
    As things stand, it's unworkable in all sorts of ways.
    79AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:30
    Re: #64
    Tax money already flows in through JA in various forms.
    It just gets skimmed off along that route too.

    There are way too many systems that exist mainly to generate political donations to the LDP and fat paychecks for amakudari bureaucrats — pretty much all of them work that way.
    And the source of that money is taxes.
    82AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:32
    Re: #64
    Infrastructure, agriculture, public safety, and national defense don't turn a profit.
    That's exactly why government money has to go into them.
    But the current government worships market fundamentalism, so it completely ignores all of that.
    117AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:53
    Why is rice the only crop where "the harvest was too big and the price dropped" gets treated as a reason the government must buy it all up — that's such an unreasonable demand.
    Just crush the surplus with a tractor like they do with an overabundant lettuce or cabbage harvest.
    Or grit your teeth, sell it cheap, and clear out the inventory.
    120AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:55
    Re: #117
    Farmers don't even hold inventory to begin with — buyers just show up and purchase all of it.
    125AnonymousAug 25, 2026 13:59
    Re: #117
    Unlike lettuce or cabbage, rice and wheat get special legal treatment, and there's an actual system in place for the government to buy them up.

    Background and Key Points

    Japan’s rice market isn’t a free market in the ordinary sense. Until 1995, the government ran the Food Control System (shokuryo kanri seido), buying nearly all domestic rice at fixed prices and reselling it — the exact “buy high, sell low” scheme poster #8 nostalgically describes. When that system was dismantled for running unsustainable deficits, JA (Japan Agricultural Cooperatives, an interlocking network of farm co-ops that also runs banking and insurance) inherited the role of aggregating, financing, and marketing the crop, paying farmers a provisional price up front against the harvest and settling later. That “provisional price” — this year 266 yen/kg, down 40% — is the number at the center of the thread.

    The thread doesn’t actually split over whether farmers are being squeezed; everyone agrees they are. It splits over who’s squeezing them: JA as a self-interested middleman fattening its banking arm off agricultural sidelines, versus the newer channel of non-JA (including foreign-capital) buyers whose competition for stock is blamed for last year’s shortage and this year’s price collapse.

    What’s likely to be missed is that JA’s profit margin on rice itself is thin by design — its real income comes from finance and insurance, not crop trading — and that farmers who bypass JA do so mainly for immediate cash and looser grading rules, not because JA is uniquely predatory. Also absent from the thread: the government’s separate stockpile-release and feed-rice subsidy programs are policy levers actively reshaping these prices, not neutral market outcomes.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “JA Buys New Rice at 266 Yen per Kilogram, Then Says “Farmers’ Disappointment Is Beyond Imagination”.”