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  • Tensura’s New Character Chloe and Her ‘2000-Year Time Leap’ Power Spark Debate — 5ch: ‘She’s Basically the Secret Protagonist’

    In the anime That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime, the appearance of new character Chloe — introduced as someone who ‘can time-leap back up to 2000 years’ — became a hot topic on a 5ch live-commentary thread. Posters zeroed in on a scene where holding Rimuru back leads to an altered timeline in which Tempest is destroyed, and another where she describes the nation Luminous rebuilt as being ‘like livestock,’ sparking a wave of questions about why she’d need to go back 2000 years at all when rewinding to a more recent point would do. Comparisons to Homura from Madoka Magica and Rika from Higurashi When They Cry also came up, fueling a lively debate over the internal consistency of the show’s time-rewind setup.

    1AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:12
    This kid is basically the secret main character.
    11AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:17
    Chloe: 'I held Rimuru back a little at school and lol, it changed history and turned him into a Demon Lord'

    I love this
    26AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:29
    Re: #11
    LMAO, because of Chloe, 'Koyasu' (fan shorthand for the character voiced by seiyuu Takehito Koyasu) is dead now
    31AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:33
    Re: #11
    'Doing the same thing every time is boring, so let's hold Rimuru back and see Tempest get wiped out'
    'Yay, turns out Rimuru became a Demon Lord anyway by coincidence, and as a bonus we took out the Falmuth army and Koyasu too☆'
    13AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:20
    LOL, she looks at the country her friend Luminous rebuilt and just goes 'the citizens are like livestock'
    14AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:21
    Re: #13
    LMAO she just casually dissed socialism there
    18AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:25

    She said she wants to save Hinata from the enemy, but couldn't she just bow her head and ask this guy?
    22AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:27
    Re: #18
    No need to time-leap back 2000 years for that
    Just go back a little and say 'Pink lady (fan nickname for Milim, after her hair color), please help Hinata'
    29AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:32
    Re: #18
    She's the strongest in Rimuru's faction, so if you just ask, she'd easily agree
    No need to go back 2000 years for that
    36AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:40
    Re: #18
    Thing is, Luminous hates Milim's guts…
    If Milim showed up in her country it'd turn into a brawl
    38AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:43
    So she didn't tell Rimuru anything and just played along as an age-appropriate little girl in class?
    Even while knowing the future where the Empire wipes everything out?
    43AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:45
    Re: #38
    Wasn't her memory sealed or something?
    Something like: Rimuru and Hinata die, she gets sent back 2000 years, and then her memory returns
    48AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:49
    Re: #38
    She's the same type as Rika from Higurashi (the time-loop protagonist)
    45AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:46
    So this kid goes by 'Hero Chronoa' and seals away Veldora? Feels like a bit of a stretch
    50AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:49
    Re: #45
    When Veldora actually got sealed, it was really Hinata inside
    51AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:49
    If she's been operating from 2000 years back over and over, surely she'd end up mentally like Homura by now
    65AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:57
    Re: #51
    Homura only looped one month, 13 times though…
    56AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:52
    If it were Lord Rimuru, sure, but Hinata being the trigger makes zero sense
    Honestly all I can say is 'what even is that'
    57AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:54
    Re: #56
    In Madoka Magica it triggers when Madoka dies or turns into a witch
    In Re:Zero it's when Subaru himself dies
    58AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:54
    Re: #56
    But Rimuru doesn't die though
    59AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:54
    Instead of rewinding 2000 years, couldn't she just start right after Mariabel died…
    74AnonymousAug 30, 2026 00:01
    Re: #59
    She can't fine-tune it herself
    If she dies, it auto-restarts from 2000 years ago
    63AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:55
    This series throws out huge numbers but never actually does anything with them, so maybe just stop giving specific figures
    67AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:57
    Re: #63
    That mysterious 'Existence Value' power metric strikes again
    76AnonymousAug 30, 2026 00:05

    She was telling Luminous about Rimuru and Hinata — impressive that she remembered all that for 2000 years
    79AnonymousAug 30, 2026 00:08
    Re: #76
    Also she's being way too familiar considering Luminous has no memory of her
    Just casually calling her by name, no honorific
    81AnonymousAug 30, 2026 00:09
    Rimuru is Veldanava's reincarnation
    He was reincarnated as Satoru Mikami, got stabbed and died, then came back to the original world as a slime
    The reason he gets along so freakishly well with Veldora is that they're actual brothers
    The reason Rimuru feels no lust toward Milim is that she's literally his daughter
    The Great Sage is the soul of Veldanava's wife — Milim's mother — merged with Rimuru's skill, regaining her personality. That's why the 'Legit Wife' (fan nickname for Raphael) and Abi are so overpowered
    The final boss is basically a remnant born from the husk of Veldanava's body — in other words, a copy of Rimuru himself
    Satoru Mikami's grandmother is Shizu
    After beating the final boss, Chloe's power sends him back to wartime Japan, where he saves Shizu and her mother from an air raid, and returns the soul of 'Shizu-san' he'd been keeping inside himself to Shizu's body
    Generations later, a grandchild is born, and Shizu names him Satoru
    83AnonymousAug 30, 2026 00:13
    Re: #81
    Is this for real?
    That's actually put together pretty well
    86AnonymousAug 30, 2026 00:15
    Re: #81
    If he saves Shizu, wouldn't that change history quite a lot? Is that okay?
    82AnonymousAug 30, 2026 00:12
    Doesn't it just end with 'Lady Milim, please help Lord Rimuru and Hinata' 🙇? That's literally it
    89AnonymousAug 30, 2026 00:16
    Re: #82
    She could just explain the situation to Frey, her tutor, and be done with it
    84AnonymousAug 30, 2026 00:13
    It's funny how she keeps redoing the same route even though it keeps failing for some reason
    90AnonymousAug 30, 2026 00:16
    Re: #84
    Rimuru surviving is the correct outcome, so it's fine to keep everything the same up to that point
    92AnonymousAug 30, 2026 00:17
    Re: #90
    Wait, wasn't he dead the whole time though? lol
    97AnonymousAug 30, 2026 00:21
    Re: #92
    Huh?
    In the previous timeline Rimuru was alive,
    so you follow the same route up to that point and only change the ending
    98AnonymousAug 30, 2026 00:22

    Isn't Chronoa the one who was cryogenically frozen?
    So if the timeline advances to the present, does that mean that gets erased?
    107AnonymousAug 30, 2026 00:31
    Re: #98
    Once she declares her name, the timeline branches
    So naturally the cryo-freeze thing doesn't happen either
    106AnonymousAug 30, 2026 00:29
    Power ranking
    #1 Rimuru — Final battle power: 3+ trillion

    #2 Luberjus (final boss) — Battle power: 1 trillion

    #3 Veldanava — Battle power: hundreds of millions

    #4 Guy Crimson — Battle power: 40 million+ up to hundreds of millions (his skill can copy anything)

    #5 Milim — Battle power: 100 million+

    #6 Ferldway — 120 million

    #7 Flame Dragon Oni Benimaru — 100 million

    #8 Diablo — Battle power: 80-90 million

    #9 Veldora — Battle power: 88 million

    #10 Velzard — Battle power: 80 million
    109AnonymousAug 30, 2026 00:34
    Re: #106
    Wait, doesn't Pink's (Milim's nickname, from her hair color) skill let her battle power rise with no ceiling?
    Isn't she on par with 'Ishida' (fan nickname for Guy Crimson, voiced by Akira Ishida)?
    111AnonymousAug 30, 2026 00:37
    Re: #106
    Wait, does Benimaru turn into a dragon?
    112AnonymousAug 30, 2026 00:41
    Re: #106
    Didn't Guy say something like he can't beat the Dragonoids?
    Sounds like he'd be evenly matched with Milim

    Background and talking points

    Tensura (That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime) began as a popular web-novel isekai fantasy, and Chloe is known as a key character tied to the story’s endgame. What sparked discussion this time was how inefficient her ‘can rewind up to 2000 years’ time-leap ability looks in practice — thread posters tested the plausibility of the setup by comparing her to loop/rewind characters from other series, like Homura from Madoka Magica and Rika from Higurashi When They Cry. At the same time, the thread often veered off into the relationships between existing characters like Rimuru and Luminous, and into ‘battle power’ ranking debates — a glimpse of the series’ particular brand of fun, where numerically expressed power levels frequently get put on the chopping block. Note that the theories and power rankings covered in this article are unofficial speculation by viewers, not confirmed official settings.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “Tensura just introduced a character named Chloe who can time-leap 2000 years back”.

  • French people say “Don’t just walk into a shop without a word” — Japanese customers’ manners spark debate

    In France, greeting the staff upon entering a shop is considered basic etiquette, and customers who skip it are seen as being rude — a claim that sparked a 5channel thread debating how Japanese customers behave when entering stores. In Japan, it’s typically the staff who call out “irasshaimase” (welcome) to customers, and there’s little custom of customers greeting back. Opinions split over how to take this difference, with some arguing “when in Rome, do as the Romans do” and others countering that “walking in without a word isn’t actually rude.”

    6AnonymousSep 1, 2026 09:08
    That's a lie.
    Japanese people do return a greeting when greeted.
    40AnonymousSep 1, 2026 09:29
    Re: #6
    Isn't the point that the customer should greet first?
    84AnonymousSep 1, 2026 10:10
    Re: #6
    If anything, you're the one lying.

    Hardly anyone in Japan actually responds to the clerk's greeting.
    8AnonymousSep 1, 2026 09:09
    Can these people even tell Japanese, Korean, and Chinese people apart?
    112AnonymousSep 1, 2026 10:34
    Re: #8
    The stingy ones are the Japanese.
    9AnonymousSep 1, 2026 09:10
    Also, don't call out to staff in Europe — it's embarrassing.
    11AnonymousSep 1, 2026 09:11
    Re: #9
    Greet them, but don't call out to them?
    What is this, royalty?
    16AnonymousSep 1, 2026 09:14
    Foreigners get that it's just a cultural difference, they do.
    The ones bashing Japan over this are just Westernized Japanese third parties — not even shop staff — who just want something to complain about.
    19AnonymousSep 1, 2026 09:15
    Re: #16
    Put that way, yeah, that's true.
    My bad, that actually helps.
    21AnonymousSep 1, 2026 09:17
    Re: #16
    Fair, there's probably a loud French equivalent of those types too.
    42AnonymousSep 1, 2026 09:31
    Re: #16
    Understanding it doesn't mean it feels good though.
    Japanese people do the exact same thing — criticizing foreigners' manners and saying "when in Rome."
    22AnonymousSep 1, 2026 09:18
    Re: #9
    So what are we supposed to do then? Whistle?
    24AnonymousSep 1, 2026 09:20
    Re: #22
    Apparently you're supposed to chat while you wait.
    Though solo nerds showing up alone don't seem to be part of the plan.
    30AnonymousSep 1, 2026 09:22
    Re: #24
    So it's about matching their pace, huh.
    Sounds like mutual consideration.
    31AnonymousSep 1, 2026 09:22
    Re: #24
    If the clerk's a racist, they'll just never come over then.
    34AnonymousSep 1, 2026 09:23
    The bell over the door goes ding-a-ling, right?
    The clerk looks this way, right?
    Then goes "ugh, an Asian" and looks away, right?

    There's no way a Japanese person is saying bonjour after that.
    50AnonymousSep 1, 2026 09:39
    Re: #34
    That's exactly why you keep getting discriminated against.
    You guys do the same thing, saying stuff like "Nguyen doesn't follow Japan's rules" (a common Vietnamese surname used dismissively) and discriminating too.
    52AnonymousSep 1, 2026 09:41
    Re: #50
    It goes both ways, so that's fine then.
    37AnonymousSep 1, 2026 09:26
    So it's okay to discriminate against someone just for not saying hello?
    38AnonymousSep 1, 2026 09:27
    Re: #37
    True or not, I think the point is they treat French people the same way if they don't greet either.
    56AnonymousSep 1, 2026 09:45
    Re: #37
    Not greeting counts as discrimination now?
    45AnonymousSep 1, 2026 09:33
    This isn't Japan-bashing, it's just a heads-up.
    Why are you guys getting so prickly about it?
    73AnonymousSep 1, 2026 09:56
    Re: #45
    Isn't it because they're using some made-up, nonexistent Japanese person as the example?
    No Japanese person is bold enough to skip a greeting back somewhere they're visiting for the first time.
    58AnonymousSep 1, 2026 09:45
    Japanese people are shy, and way too many of them have poor communication skills outside their usual social circle.
    You have no idea how hard it is just to teach kids to say hello.
    61AnonymousSep 1, 2026 09:46
    Normally it's the host side that greets you with "irasshaimase," right? Are they looking down on us or something?
    62AnonymousSep 1, 2026 09:47
    Re: #61
    That's the thing — that "normal" is different there.
    63AnonymousSep 1, 2026 09:48
    Re: #61
    Well, you should probably accept that this particular Japanese sense of normal is out of step (with everywhere else).
    70AnonymousSep 1, 2026 09:52
    Every clerk over there has such a lousy attitude it puts me off.
    72AnonymousSep 1, 2026 09:53
    Re: #70
    Japan's the only place where staff practically grovel to customers.
    Japan is the weird one here.
    75AnonymousSep 1, 2026 09:59
    I get that's the culture in Western countries.
    But Asians don't have that custom, so if they don't want to deal with it, they should just put up signs in every language saying "No Asian tourists."
    101AnonymousSep 1, 2026 10:30
    Re: #75
    Not getting turned away at the door is already generous.
    If it were real discrimination, they wouldn't even bother putting up a sign.
    103AnonymousSep 1, 2026 10:30
    Japanese people: "Foreigners should follow Japan's rules!"
    Also Japanese people: "Countries that give crappy service just because you didn't say hello are trash."

    Seriously, the trash ones are the Japanese.
    107AnonymousSep 1, 2026 10:32
    Re: #103
    Seriously, this.
    Total boomerang — like, look who's talking.
    125AnonymousSep 1, 2026 10:43
    Regular Japanese people might not realize it, but you can usually tell someone's nationality from how they talk and act.
    Japan itself slaps labels on people based on "Nguyen" traits or Chinese traits — you think that doesn't happen overseas too?
    135AnonymousSep 1, 2026 10:51
    Re: #125
    This is basically just saying "follow proper manners," isn't it.
    136AnonymousSep 1, 2026 10:52
    Why is this thread blowing up so much?
    Shouldn't this just end with "oh, that's the rule there, good to know"?
    138AnonymousSep 1, 2026 10:53
    Re: #136
    Because there's no such rule.
    They're just looking down on Asians.
    I don't remember ever responding to one of those greetings, and I never got treated badly either.

    Background and key points of this debate

    In France, exchanging a “bonjour” with staff when entering a shop is standard social etiquette, and skipping it tends to come across as unfriendly. In Japan, by contrast, it’s the shop staff who call out “irasshaimase” (welcome) to arriving customers, with no real expectation that customers greet back. The thread split over how to read this asymmetry — some treated it as nothing more than a cultural difference, while others turned it into self-criticism, noting that Japanese people are quick to criticize foreign tourists’ manners while staying oblivious to their own customs. It’s also worth noting that the text alone doesn’t confirm whether the original post described a general tendency in France or just one incident at a particular shop, so some caution against over-generalizing is warranted.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Nanademo Jikkyo G) thread “[Sad News] French person: “Japs, quit entering shops without saying hello… learn some manners!”“.

  • Speed limit on regular roads drops to 30km/h — takes effect September 1, applies to roads without a center line

    Starting September 1, 2026, the legal speed limit on general roads that have no center line and no posted speed-limit sign will drop from 60km/h to 30km/h. This covers not just narrow residential streets but also unmarked roads where traffic actually flows at around 60km/h in practice, so 5channel threads lit up with people saying “I had no idea.” Posters also debated how blurry the line is on which roads actually qualify, and speculated about stricter enforcement once the change takes effect.

    1AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:40
    Isn't this crazy?
    3AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:41
    Crazy how? Going 60 on a residential street is what's actually crazy
    8AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:44
    Re: #3
    It's a "residential road" (a dead-quiet backwater road nobody's ever on)
    20AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:47
    I thought I was pretty on top of the news, but… did they actually announce this?
    23AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:49
    Re: #20
    Maybe it wasn't covered much in the news, but the police have been saying this all along
    36AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:54
    Re: #20
    If you watch the news like a normal person you'd have seen it
    21AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:47
    What even counts as a "residential road" anyway
    This kind of thing doesn't even come up on the driving test
    29AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:50
    Re: #21
    Any road that isn't a national or prefectural highway
    28AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:50
    For the people who already knew about this — where and how did you even find out? 🥺
    31AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:51
    Re: #28
    TV commercials
    TV news
    Online news
    YouTube ads
    32AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:51
    Re: #28
    You'd know if you watched the news
    34AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:52
    Isn't it kind of scary that 60 was fine on roads like that up until now?
    35AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:53
    Re: #34
    Most of them probably already had 30km/h signs up, no?
    Putting up new signs everywhere is a hassle, so they just flipped the default instead
    39AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:58
    Re: #34
    It's the fault of idiots who figured "no sign means I can do 60"
    40AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:58

    My commute road is getting the 30km/h limit starting tomorrow too
    42AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:59
    Re: #40
    Even a place like this is 30km/h!?
    56AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:11
    Re: #40
    No cops ever come out here, so no problem
    59AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:14
    Re: #40
    Getting caught out here would be scary in its own way
    I'd assume it was a fake cop
    41AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:59
    I bet they'll crack down hard on rat-run shortcuts
    Do it during the morning rush and make everyone late
    45AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:01
    Re: #41
    The fact that they deliberately use "residential road," a term that isn't even in the law, feels like they're really saying "seriously, cut it out with the speeding on those roads"
    43AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:00
    Roads along riverbank levees are gonna be brutal
    People sometimes fly down those at 80km/h
    48AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:07
    Re: #43
    This road along the Muko River levee (Amagasaki side)
    During the morning commute you basically can't get away with less than 70km/h
    53AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:11
    Re: #48
    Looks like the whole country's about to be covered in roads that fatten the national treasury (i.e., prime ticket-revenue farms)
    44AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:01
    The government: "This only applies to roads with no center line"
    Idiot: "Really? Guess I'll drive 30" (on a road that HAS a center line)
    Expert driver behind them: "Why are you crawling along!?"
    Idiot: "I got tailgated"
    50AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:09
    Re: #44
    This'll probably keep happening for a while
    49AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:09
    When a traffic law changes like this, do companies actually brief their employees on it?
    51AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:10
    Re: #49
    I work for a homebuilder, and this came up at this morning's staff meeting
    57AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:12
    For residential streets in housing areas, 30km/h is fine, honestly
    Barely anyone drives some ridiculous speed there even now
    The real problem is roads like the one I posted
    Doing 30 on a road like that is seriously rough
    62AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:15
    Re: #57
    Guess you just gotta drive around 50 on the speedometer and play it by ear
    If it's a spot where they can't even set up a speed trap, there's no way to enforce it anyway
    58AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:14
    This is just about the speed cap changing from 60 to 30 on roads with no posted speed-limit sign
    Major roads already have their own set limits, so this really only affects narrow residential streets and low-traffic roads — barely any real-world impact
    63AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:16
    Re: #58
    Exactly right
    Narrow residential streets were never really "60km/h roads" to begin with
    You physically can't drive that fast there anyway
    Honestly online it's just people who don't normally drive, speculating out of pure imagination
    64AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:16
    Sorry, I don't quite follow
    So basically every road with no center line becomes 30km/h — is that right?
    69AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:19
    Re: #64
    That's right, but
    the thing is, roads without a center line vary wildly, from one extreme to the other
    A lot of them were never places you could realistically do 60 anyway, and it's mostly people who don't actually drive citing those as their examples

    The real issue is
    roads that technically have no center line
    but where traffic in practice actually flows at 60+ km/h
    Those are the ones that are genuinely a headache
    65AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:17
    So if I just always drive 30, I'm basically untouchable, right?
    66AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:18
    Re: #65
    Nah, you'll get tailgated for that…
    67AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:18
    Re: #65
    You're gonna get honked at nonstop, guaranteed
    101AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:46
    Is there an actual official definition of "residential road"?
    105AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:52
    Re: #101

    Item 2 here is the one for this change
    110AnonymousAug 31, 2026 18:10
    Way too many people are misunderstanding this
    It's just the obviously super-narrow roads that get the 30km/h limit



    Though apparently my commute road, where I usually go Mach 5, counts too…

    Background and key points of this story

    This change stems from a revision to the Order for Enforcement of the Road Traffic Act on maximum speed limits, and it applies to roads that have neither a center line nor a posted speed-limit sign. In the thread, there was little pushback on the obvious cases, like narrow residential streets, but opinion split over roads like riverbank levees, where traffic in practice moves fast even though the signage hasn’t caught up. Some posts also showed misunderstanding of the scope, since “residential road” isn’t actually an official term under the Road Traffic Act — it’s just language the police use to explain the change to the public. The key detail is that the speed limit is determined by the road’s structure — specifically, whether it has a center line — not by how wide or narrow it looks or feels. So continuing to drive at the old 60km/h limit simply because no sign is posted could now put you in violation.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Sad News] Starting tomorrow, 70% of general roads get a 30km/h limit — I had no idea“.

  • Why Did Tunnels’ ‘Destroy Your Stuff’ Comedy Bit Actually Work? 5ch: ‘Watching Something Precious Get Wrecked Is Funny’

    The ‘destruction comedy’ bit that Tunnels and Beat Takeshi used to regularly pull off on TV — smashing a co-star’s personal belongings — became a topic on the Nandemo Jikkyō G board, where posters debated whether it’s still funny watching it today. On 5ch, some described generational and comedian-specific differences in how it lands, with comments like “It was funny when I was young, but it just irritates me now that I’m older” and “When Takeshi smashed up that car, he was trying to get laughs with his own physical comedy too.” Others pushed back with negative takes like “It all comes down to how the person whose stuff got broken reacts” and “The idea of treating things carelessly doesn’t sit right with today’s values,” making for a debate where opinions split on what’s actually funny about it.

    1AnonymousSep 1, 2026 07:36
    Did people back then actually find that funny?
    2AnonymousSep 1, 2026 07:37
    Young people laugh at it.
    Apparently you get more pissed off about it as you age.
    5AnonymousSep 1, 2026 07:39
    Takeshi smashing up that car was hilarious though
    6AnonymousSep 1, 2026 07:40
    Feels pretty good watching someone you hate get put through hell
    11AnonymousSep 1, 2026 07:42
    I'm an old guy who lived through Tunnels' peak years, and even back then it wasn't funny.
    Just irritating.
    30AnonymousSep 1, 2026 07:58
    Re: #11
    Sounds like you got bullied in school
    82AnonymousSep 1, 2026 08:43
    Re: #11
    You're probably some old geezer
    16AnonymousSep 1, 2026 07:46
    When he knocked over that TV camera, the split-second "oh crap" face he made was peak lame though
    17AnonymousSep 1, 2026 07:49
    Re: #16
    Ishibashi's the one who broke it, so that's fine
    21AnonymousSep 1, 2026 07:55
    It's less that the destruction itself is funny and more that you're enjoying the reaction of the person whose stuff got broken — depending on how they react, it can stop being funny at all
    24AnonymousSep 1, 2026 07:56
    Re: #21
    Between the two, Takeshi's version feels like he's also trying to get laughs through his own physical comedy
    33AnonymousSep 1, 2026 08:04
    It's less a Tunnels thing and more a Fuji TV thing in general — mocking someone who's genuinely trying their best does nothing but harm
    61AnonymousSep 1, 2026 08:24
    Re: #33
    No way that's true. I guess more people these days just can't tell the line between TV and reality
    38AnonymousSep 1, 2026 08:06
    Tunnels were good up through the era when they were still doing actual comedy sketches on the show
    40AnonymousSep 1, 2026 08:07
    Re: #38
    You liked the Homo Oda Homoo character? (a now-controversial gay-stereotype comedy character from their show)
    42AnonymousSep 1, 2026 08:09
    There was also that bit where the two of them would barge into the middle of a show and rough up the cast —
    that's long past its expiration date too
    43AnonymousSep 1, 2026 08:13
    Re: #42
    No idea
    Was there really a segment like that?
    49AnonymousSep 1, 2026 08:19
    If they did it to someone the audience already hates, like Hiromi or Kazuyoshi Ichimatsu, it'd probably land
    84AnonymousSep 1, 2026 08:44
    Re: #49
    If it were Ichimatsu, that'd be hilarious
    Even funnier if he actually lost his temper over it
    63AnonymousSep 1, 2026 08:25
    It's all staged anyway, so whether it counts as bullying doesn't really bother me.
    What actually gets under my skin is treating things carelessly.
    I guess it's funny to Showa-era people raised on mass production and mass consumption, but in the Reiwa era, taking care of your stuff and reusing it is just the norm.
    65AnonymousSep 1, 2026 08:26
    Re: #63
    That's exactly why breaking it is funny — the humor is in watching something precious get lost
    66AnonymousSep 1, 2026 08:27
    Re: #63
    That's basically the end state of a declining nation right there
    71AnonymousSep 1, 2026 08:30
    Doing it to fellow comedians or people in their own inner circle would be one thing, but doing it to people who don't get that style of comedy at all is a completely different story
    75AnonymousSep 1, 2026 08:33
    Re: #71
    You'd normally expect them to fire back with a comeback, right? What's with all this "holding it in" or "about to snap" stuff
    74AnonymousSep 1, 2026 08:32
    I remember enjoying how unhinged Koji Kato's giant swing was
    But society these days has louder victim voices
    and I guess back then there were a lot of repressed people who had no outlet to vent, unlike now with social media
    Still, people haven't stopped enjoying watching someone like "Mii-chan" suffer misfortune though
    80AnonymousSep 1, 2026 08:41
    Re: #74
    Sorry, that came out as a weird ramble
    Good morning
    96AnonymousSep 1, 2026 08:57
    Re: #82
    I know, same to you
    108AnonymousSep 1, 2026 09:03
    Re: #96
    Nah, you can tell by the generation
    98AnonymousSep 1, 2026 08:57
    If anything, I think the real scumbags are the people who do similar stuff indiscriminately to amateurs too.
    That goes for every one of those people acting all high-and-mighty doing "comedy" on social media or radio
    116AnonymousSep 1, 2026 09:13
    Re: #98
    That's on both the ones doing it and the amateurs copying it
    The moment a comedian makes an amateur think "I want to try that too," that's the comedian's fault
    99AnonymousSep 1, 2026 08:58
    There was always that segment where they'd bring on actors and guess their food likes and dislikes
    Everyone watched it, but what was actually funny about it?
    I only watched because everyone else was watching
    102AnonymousSep 1, 2026 09:00
    Re: #99
    That one's more like a game the audience at home can play along with too
    Plus every once in a while you'd get an outrageous episode like the Katsumata one that was genuinely funny
    105AnonymousSep 1, 2026 09:01
    The bit itself isn't funny, but the reason it draws more backlash than it used to is probably that Japanese people have gotten poorer both materially and mentally, so there are more people with no slack left in their hearts.
    They probably can't stand watching what looks like rich people just horsing around with each other anymore
    110AnonymousSep 1, 2026 09:04
    Re: #105
    It's not comedians so much as the TV industry as a whole that's stuck with low morals
    An industry where casting-couch deals and sexual abuse scandals still keep coming up is the real abnormality
    109AnonymousSep 1, 2026 09:04
    Re: #102
    I watched it just so I'd have something to talk about with people, but it was boring and honestly rough to sit through
    112AnonymousSep 1, 2026 09:06
    Re: #109
    Shows like Mecha-Ike were the kind you'd talk about with friends on Monday, but with Kuwazugirai it was more like guessing along in the moment with whoever you were watching with

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    The “destruction comedy” bits performed by Tunnels and Beat Takeshi were a staple of extreme, body-on-the-line humor in 1980s-90s variety shows, and at the time, the sight of a co-star genuinely being put in a bind was itself accepted as the whole spectacle. In the thread, many pointed out that the core of the humor wasn’t the performer doing the breaking but “the reaction of the person whose stuff got broken,” and there was broad agreement that the impression it left depended heavily on that reaction. The main point of contention was generational: a gap emerged between today’s sensibility — more conscious of taking care of belongings, and one where social media makes it easier for less powerful voices to be heard — and the era’s sensibility, when these bits were simply consumed as “something happening on TV.” Worth noting: the specific segment names and incidents cited here come from posters’ memories, and the accuracy of the details hasn’t been verified.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyō G) thread “What’s actually funny about Tunnels’ go-to bit of destroying people’s personal belongings?“

  • No Center Line? New 30 km/h Speed Cap on Residential Roads Splits Opinion

    On September 1, 2026, new standards took effect setting a uniform 30 km/h speed limit on residential roads that lack a center line. Previously, roads without speed-limit signs had no legal maximum at all, meaning drivers could effectively go up to 60 km/h — but the revision now brings these narrow residential streets under regulation. On 5ch’s “Nandemo Jikkyo G” (general live-discussion) board, backlash (“this is a pain for rural roads,” “it’ll take longer to get anywhere”) clashed with support (“people who drive dangerously fast are the problem,” “a reasonable standard for cutting accidents”), and the thread expanded into debate over how enforceable the rule really is and its impact on the delivery industry.

    1AnonymousSep 1, 2026 05:44
    This country is finished 😰
    3AnonymousSep 1, 2026 05:47
    Is this a bad law?
    Idiots who drive over 30 on roads like that deserve to get caught.
    Some roads are too fast even at 20.
    4AnonymousSep 1, 2026 05:49
    Re: #3
    Do you ever actually go outside?
    24AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:07
    Re: #3
    The whole point of this standard is to catch those idiots.
    147AnonymousSep 1, 2026 07:11
    Re: #3
    This exactly.
    The only people speeding on residential roads with no center line are the ones using them as rat-runs (shortcut routes to dodge traffic).
    15AnonymousSep 1, 2026 05:59
    Travel time's basically going to double.
    Bus schedules are gonna get thrown off.
    17AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:02
    Re: #15
    Buses mostly stick to roads they already know well, so it barely matters.
    18AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:02
    Re: #15
    No way that happens.
    It's just basic math.
    26AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:10
    Re: #23
    Why do you put a space in every single line?
    29AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:11
    Re: #26
    It's voice input.
    Right now, if you dictate while typing, random spaces just pop in all over the place.

    Anyway, forget that — imagine me dictating this exact sentence out loud right now.
    Scary, right? (lol)
    38AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:16
    Rural areas barely even have center lines to begin with, this is insane.
    81AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:40
    Re: #38
    Traffic law doesn't get enforced to the letter, so rural roads will be fine.
    Nothing's changed for bikes either.
    45AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:22
    They'll probably set up a ton of mobile speed cameras (Orbis) for this.
    Which means the stock of whatever manufacturer supplies them to the police is going up.
    You guys are hopeless if you can't see that coming.
    49AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:24
    Re: #45
    It peaked around March, it's already dropping now.
    55AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:27
    Way too many idiots are misunderstanding this.
    It's barely different from before.



    But rural areas are still doomed.
    57AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:28
    Re: #55
    No way, this changes a ton.
    59AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:32
    So it went from a 60 km/h limit to a 30 km/h limit.
    Go 30 over the limit and it's an instant license suspension.

    Way too perfectly aimed, lmao.
    63AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:34
    Re: #59
    It wasn't a 60 km/h limit.
    There was just no set speed limit, so you *could* go up to 60.
    The picture in Re: #55 makes it obvious these aren't roads you can actually drive 60 on anyway.
    This is why unlicensed kids shouldn't talk lol.
    62AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:33
    The 'hellish reality' unfolding in rural areas: this blanket rule ends up hitting drivers in rural and provincial areas far harder than those in cities. A 30 km/h limit even on empty country roads with zero pedestrians: even a long, clear straight road surrounded by nothing but rice paddies and mountains — where there's absolutely no chance of a pedestrian or child — is legally capped at 30 km/h if it has no white center line. Drive it without knowing and it's an instant suspension: if you're still doing 60 km/h out of habit because "it's just a rural back road," that's 30 over the limit — an automatic red ticket (license suspension plus a criminal record).
    65AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:36
    Re: #62
    If the speedometer reads 60, actual speed is more like 55, so that's juuust barely in the clear.
    84AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:41
    Re: #62
    If there's a speed trap (nezumitori, literally "mouse-catching" — slang for a police radar trap) on a road with visibility like that, you'd spot it instantly.
    86AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:42
    This kind of topic just brings out people arguing extreme edge cases.
    In reality, nobody's brave enough to actually hit 60 on a narrow road, and nobody really does.
    90AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:44
    Re: #86
    I haven't measured it exactly, but there's a car that blazes by my house every day at a clearly insane speed.
    That guy doesn't even slow down at intersections.
    94AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:45
    Re: #90
    If this wipes out idiots like that, I'm all for it.
    Just hoping it doesn't turn into a pure ticket-quota cash grab.
    102AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:47
    Re: #90
    Guys like that won't care about this law in the first place.
    It's a law that only ends up screwing over rural areas.

    Same as with the bicycle helmet thing — daytime TV shows made such a fuss about it that suddenly there were tons of old guys wearing full-face helmets into convenience stores, it was a whole mess.
    101AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:47
    Honestly, why was it 60 km/h until now in the first place?
    There are even prefectural roads so narrow two cars can't pass each other.
    103AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:48
    Re: #101
    There simply was no speed rule until now.
    105AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:48
    Re: #101
    Until now it was handled with signage, but that costs money, so the idea is this law handles it instead.
    106AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:49
    Re: #101
    Residential roads in cities are mostly capped at 30-40 already.
    If you didn't know that, please just hand in your license.
    117AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:52
    This is gonna be rough on delivery companies.
    Delivery times will get slower too.
    118AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:53
    Re: #117
    Trucks don't speed on residential roads to begin with.
    121AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:53
    Re: #117
    Those contracted independent delivery drivers in kei vans have been way too out of control.
    Those are exactly the ones I want this revision to crack down on properly.
    136AnonymousSep 1, 2026 07:07
    Re: #117
    Rat-run shortcuts are gonna get jammed up, so yeah, deliveries will just be late.
    138AnonymousSep 1, 2026 07:08
    Speeding itself is hard to fully crack down on — there's a limit to enforcement — but crash while speeding and you're probably looking at a full license revocation.
    146AnonymousSep 1, 2026 07:11
    Re: #138
    It's less about the suspension itself — you'll almost certainly get hit with a gross-negligence finding and brutal damages, plus a real prison sentence for dangerous driving. Your life's basically over.
    150AnonymousSep 1, 2026 07:13
    Re: #138
    If you're not even drunk but still speeding enough to hit revocation level, you're clearly a repeat offender — might as well revoke it.

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    This revision concerns the legal speed limit on residential roads without a center line — the key point being that, until now, sections without speed-limit signs had no upper limit at all. As post #63 points out, it wasn’t that there “used to be a 60 km/h limit” — there simply was “no limit set,” and in many cases the road itself isn’t even built to be driven at that speed. While plenty of posts frame this as a “change for the worse” based on a misunderstanding of that distinction, there’s also persistent frustration that even a clear, straight road with good visibility gets a blanket 30 km/h limit if it lacks a center line. The thread saw voices supporting the rule’s accident-prevention aim alongside concerns about its impact on rural residential roads and the delivery industry, surfacing issues that don’t reduce to a simple for-or-against split.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Massive Facepalm] The 30 km/h Road Speed Limit ‘Bad Law’ Starts Today lol❗“

  • Civil Servant Confesses to Grueling Overtime — 5ch Reacts: ‘Pay Works Out to Just ¥500 an Hour’

    A thread appeared on 5ch’s “Nandemo Jikkyō G” board (a general live-discussion board) in which a poster working as a civil servant confessed, “Being a working adult is too rough — I want to quit.” The poster, apparently employed at a tax office, complained that overtime pay isn’t properly paid out, the approval process is so convoluted that they can’t keep up with their quota, and dealing with unreasonable people eats up even more time. The thread saw a mix of reactions — some asking “What’s so hard about being a civil servant?” and others countering with “The private sector is worse” or “A starting salary of ¥270,000 is plenty” — sparking debate over how workloads differ by department and what overtime pay really looks like in practice.

    1AnonymousAug 29, 2026 21:06
    I just wanna be a NEET already
    Working is way too rough
    2AnonymousAug 29, 2026 21:07
    Guess NEETs are into civil servants too, huh
    5AnonymousAug 29, 2026 21:08
    Re: #2
    I kind of admire NEETs honestly
    I have zero free time. I just want to watch anime in peace
    4AnonymousAug 29, 2026 21:07
    You guys really love civil servants, huh
    6AnonymousAug 29, 2026 21:08
    Re: #4
    I worked hard to become a civil servant but it's way too brutal
    54AnonymousAug 29, 2026 21:52
    Re: #4
    Does NanG actually like civil servants? No way
    7AnonymousAug 29, 2026 21:09
    If you can't even hack it as a civil servant, maybe working just isn't for you
    8AnonymousAug 29, 2026 21:10
    Re: #7
    That's exactly why I'm losing hope
    If the private sector is even worse than this… society is messed up
    10AnonymousAug 29, 2026 21:12
    What's actually hard about being a civil servant?
    I can't think of anything
    14AnonymousAug 29, 2026 21:15
    Re: #10
    Overtime pay barely gets paid out
    Between the janky computers and the incomprehensible approval process, everything takes forever — but there's still a quota, so the work never ends
    And I have to deal with weird people who blow up at me unreasonably, which eats up even more time
    13AnonymousAug 29, 2026 21:14
    I became a section chief, developed an adjustment disorder, took medical leave, then got demoted back to regular staff and now I only get simple tasks
    18AnonymousAug 29, 2026 21:18
    Re: #13
    That's rough
    Watching the section chiefs, it really does look brutal — and the pay isn't even that high. Hard to watch
    16AnonymousAug 29, 2026 21:17
    The accounting division or the finance division are seriously brutal
    20AnonymousAug 29, 2026 21:19
    Re: #16
    Anything money-related can't have a single mistake, so it really does look brutal
    Tax law is insanely confusing too, so constant studying is basically required
    26AnonymousAug 29, 2026 21:23
    Re: #20
    June is closing statistics, summer's budget compilation, winter's assessment season
    There's no such thing as leaving on time
    17AnonymousAug 29, 2026 21:17
    But it's like 9-to-5 or something, right?
    21AnonymousAug 29, 2026 21:20
    Re: #17
    Most days it's 8:30am to 7pm
    Wednesdays I can actually leave on time
    19AnonymousAug 29, 2026 21:18
    The residents' affairs division or the welfare division seem like a pain to deal with too
    23AnonymousAug 29, 2026 21:21
    Re: #19
    I'm not in a government office job, but I can tell it looks brutal
    When you occasionally get someone who catches on quick, it's such a relief
    24AnonymousAug 29, 2026 21:22
    Re: #22
    I'm not at a regular government office
    I work at a tax office
    25AnonymousAug 29, 2026 21:23
    Re: #24
    Did a tax accountant give you a hard time?
    27AnonymousAug 29, 2026 21:23
    Re: #24
    Tax offices sound brutal
    I bet you still get old folks filing totally incomprehensible tax returns
    32AnonymousAug 29, 2026 21:27
    If you hate it, just quit
    Nobody wants to hear your sob story
    34AnonymousAug 29, 2026 21:29
    Re: #32
    You'd struggle too
    Unless your parents are a company president or a landowner — different story then
    39AnonymousAug 29, 2026 21:34
    Just figure the private sector is handling 1.3x your workload and you'll have the right idea
    40AnonymousAug 29, 2026 21:35
    Re: #39
    Guess the private sector really is brutal
    43AnonymousAug 29, 2026 21:41
    Also, nobody in this thread is even talking about responsibility
    This is basically just a bunch of NEETs playing pretend at this point
    48AnonymousAug 29, 2026 21:48
    Re: #43
    LOL, for real
    Well, myself included, there's probably a lot of us low-level grunts here lol
    49AnonymousAug 29, 2026 21:49
    Re: #43
    Hard to talk about "responsibility" for a group that never gets fired and gets its budget refilled with tax money every year lol
    57AnonymousAug 29, 2026 21:54
    I'm with the National Tax Agency too
    The jock-culture vibe of the approval process is disgustingly cringe
    60AnonymousAug 29, 2026 21:56
    Re: #57
    What's that lol, a "jock-culture" approval process?
    61AnonymousAug 29, 2026 21:57
    Re: #57
    Oh, National Tax Agency huh
    Yeah, the approval process is gross. It's just a totally top-down, chain-of-command kind of organization
    77AnonymousAug 29, 2026 22:14
    I'm considering switching careers to a city hall civil servant job, so tell me the salary for reference
    84AnonymousAug 29, 2026 22:20
    Re: #77
    Sorry, I'm at a tax office so I wouldn't know
    85AnonymousAug 29, 2026 22:20
    Re: #77
    For a university grad, starting pay is around ¥270,000
    87AnonymousAug 29, 2026 22:22
    Re: #77
    Starting pay is ¥270,000
    Commuting allowance included (a 6-month pass paid out every half-year), housing subsidy of ¥20,000-30,000 (depends on the municipality), bonus of 4.65 months' pay

    By that math you're definitely clearing ¥4 million by year one
    Though that's assuming you're a university grad
    88AnonymousAug 29, 2026 22:22
    Hold on, isn't the "center" the place that handles paper-based intake? Isn't it the other way around?

    Also, if you're working overtime, only getting a 45-minute break would violate labor law — the National Tax Agency wouldn't mess up like that
    99AnonymousAug 29, 2026 22:28
    Re: #88
    Even in the most brutal departments, it's a 45-minute break.
    Also, overtime pay doesn't cover all the extra hours worked, so converted to an hourly rate it comes out to like ¥500 lol
    92AnonymousAug 29, 2026 22:24
    I have a criminal record, so I can't even become a traffic flagger, let alone a civil servant — it's too sad
    94AnonymousAug 29, 2026 22:25
    Re: #92
    Did you get hit with a "red ticket" (a serious traffic violation)?
    108AnonymousAug 29, 2026 22:33
    Re: #92
    Well, society is harsh on people with a criminal record

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    Working conditions for local government employees are said to vary widely by department, and in this thread the accounting division, the finance division, and tax offices were all singled out as especially brutal. Local governments also tend to see set finish times fall by the wayside during a string of busy seasons — closing statistics in June, budget compilation from summer onward, and assessments in winter. It’s also worth noting that Japan’s Labor Standards Act requires a 45-minute break for work exceeding 6 hours and a 60-minute break for work exceeding 8 hours, so the “45-minute break” the poster mentioned is actually operating at the legal minimum rather than being a clear violation. At the same time, there’s a real gap between the popular image of civil servants having it easy and the poster’s claim that overtime pay doesn’t match the actual workload in some departments — and that gap is exactly what split opinion in the thread. That said, this reflects one poster’s personal experience, and working conditions can vary greatly by municipality and department.

    ※This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyō G) thread “Civil Servant Here, Being a Working Adult Is Too Rough, I Want to Quit.”

  • ‘Mekura,’ ‘Tsunbo’… Are They Slurs? 5ch Debates Japan’s Vanishing Disability Terms

    A thread on 5ch’s “Nandemo Jikkyo G” board (aka “nanG”) sparked a wave of responses after it brought up words like “tsunbo” (deaf), “oshi” (mute), and “mekura” (blind) — terms once used for disabilities that have largely fallen out of use today. Similar terms came up too, like “gicchо” for left-handedness and “hage” for baldness. Opinions in the thread split between those who see these word swaps as necessary consideration for eliminating discrimination, and those who argue that changing the word means nothing if the underlying concept doesn’t disappear. The thread also noted how everyday language and technical jargon are treated differently — for instance, the spider once called “mekura-gumo” was renamed “zatōmushi” (harvestman), while the construction term “mekura cap” (blind/blank cap) is still in common use today.

    1AnonymousAug 31, 2026 11:41
    They were just short ways of saying "__ disability," that's all.
    4AnonymousAug 31, 2026 11:43
    What's "oshi" even mean?
    10AnonymousAug 31, 2026 11:46
    Re: #4
    It's "oshi" (唖) — means someone who can't speak, like a speech or vocal disability.
    22AnonymousAug 31, 2026 11:51
    Re: #10
    Such a nanG thing to know
    6AnonymousAug 31, 2026 11:45
    Me, I'm a gicchо (leftie).
    18AnonymousAug 31, 2026 11:50
    Re: #6
    Calling left-handed people "gicchо" is apparently off-limits now too
    Though I have zero idea what's actually wrong with it
    28AnonymousAug 31, 2026 11:53
    Re: #18
    My grandparents used to say it with zero malice when I was a kid, so it never bothered me much
    Something like, Grandma and Grandpa going, "This one's a gicchо, so get him the left-handed one"
    17AnonymousAug 31, 2026 11:50
    There are people out there desperately trying to erase the kanji for "kill" these days
    57AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:02
    Re: #17
    Just a matter of time before the censoring circle "◯" itself starts meaning "kill" too
    20AnonymousAug 31, 2026 11:51
    Re: #7
    The edition I have was titled "The Woman of Love Who Overcame a Triple Disability" (referring to Helen Keller's deaf-blind-mute condition)
    24AnonymousAug 31, 2026 11:51
    Re: #20
    Probably a slightly later edition, then
    21AnonymousAug 31, 2026 11:51
    Older guys still use "mekura" sometimes
    87AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:18
    Re: #21
    It's construction jargon, so of course people still use it
    26AnonymousAug 31, 2026 11:52
    Re: #7 is so brutal I burst out laughing
    65AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:05
    Re: #26
    I think it's weird to even call it "brutal"
    It only got branded a slur after the fact, arbitrarily
    27AnonymousAug 31, 2026 11:52
    The "izari-uo" fish got renamed "kaeru-ankou" (frogfish), and the "mekura-gumo" spider became "zatōmushi" (harvestman)
    "Zatōmushi" might still be risky though
    42AnonymousAug 31, 2026 11:57
    Re: #27
    Is that the same "zatō" as in Zatoichi, the blind swordsman?
    31AnonymousAug 31, 2026 11:54
    So do "mekura cap" and "mekura flange" need new names too now?
    68AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:08
    Re: #31
    Wait, is "baka-ana" (dummy hole) off-limits too then?
    39AnonymousAug 31, 2026 11:56
    What about the "Chōsen mekura chibi gomimushi" (a Korean ground beetle)?
    46AnonymousAug 31, 2026 11:59
    Re: #39
    No idea about the "Chōsen" part, but apparently "mekura chibi gomimushi" won't be changed since it's a direct translation of the scientific name
    44AnonymousAug 31, 2026 11:58
    Well, banning a word doesn't make the concept disappear
    These days even "Nguyen" has basically become a slur
    49AnonymousAug 31, 2026 11:59
    Re: #44
    It's literally just a common Vietnamese name though
    That's like discriminating against Japanese people by calling them "Sato"
    69AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:08
    "Lonpari" (slang for crossed eyes) actually sounds kind of stylish
    76AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:12
    Fatty
    Idiot
    Shorty
    Baldy
    Ugly

    These are still fine, right?
    Aren't they worse than "bikko" or "gicchо"?
    78AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:13
    Re: #76
    "Baldy" is already off-limits now
    86AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:18
    Re: #83
    So even guys too far gone to even qualify as "thinning" just get called "thinning" too?
    109AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:25
    Re: #86
    AGA (male pattern hair loss)
    FAGA (female pattern hair loss)
    "Concerned about hair volume"
    "Hair's gotten thinner"
    "Scalp showing through"
    "Changes at the hairline / crown"
    Shaved head
    94AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:21
    In America "def" is used totally normally, but Japanese people are way too sensitive about this stuff
    100AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:23
    Re: #94
    These are the ultra-extremists who get triggered even by the word "manhole"
    98AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:22
    Banning words just gets them swapped for new ones anyway
    104AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:24
    Re: #98
    At this rate even "visually impaired" will probably get branded discriminatory someday and get replaced too
    108AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:24
    What do they call the "mekura umihebi" (blind sea snake) these days?
    116AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:30
    Re: #108
    "Nutaunagi" (hagfish), "kuro-nutaunagi" (black hagfish)
    112AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:30
    Isn't "kozō" (kid/brat) also a banned word on TV?
    118AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:31
    Re: #112
    So is "Kozo Sushi" (the restaurant chain) not allowed either?
    123AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:33
    Re: #112
    Guess they can't air Princess Mononoke on Kinyo Roadshow anymore, huh
    126AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:36
    Re: #112
    In the Hajime no Ippo manga, Coach Kamogawa calls the main character "kozō," but does the anime just call him "Ippo" instead?

    Background and Key Points of This Debate

    Words like “mekura” (blind), “tsunbo” (deaf), and “oshi” (mute) were once simply terms for visual, hearing, and speech disabilities, but from the 1970s–80s onward, self-imposed broadcast-industry restrictions and advocacy by disability groups led to their use being avoided in public settings. Opinions in the thread split over whether to see these word swaps as “natural consideration toward eliminating discrimination,” or as “meaningless word-changing that doesn’t erase the underlying concept.” On top of that, things like the biological name change from “mekura-gumo” to “zatōmushi,” or technical terms in construction and machinery like “mekura cap” and “baka-ana” (dummy hole), don’t refer to people, so they remain in use even now — and the fact that everyday language and technical jargon change at different paces is easy to misunderstand. This very distinction is behind the thread’s recurring question of “why does this one still survive?”

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “Tsunbo, Oshi, Mekura… Disability Terms Vanishing from Japanese.”

  • Rurutan Danbara: “I Didn’t Actually Kick” — CDTV’s Camera Trick Becomes a Topic

    “For the dance during the instrumental break, they just moved the camera in time with my kick — I didn’t actually kick anything,” Juice=Juice’s Rurutan Danbara explained on her Ameba blog about the dance footage from her CDTV appearance. The camera work that had been buzzing on social media turned out to be the cameraman himself shaking the camera in sync with her kicking motion. On 5ch’s Hello! Project board, the thread ranged from admiration for the cameraman’s skill, to jokes about what would’ve happened if it had been a different member, to a broader debate over the recent trend of shaking the camera for effect.

    CDTV, everyone! — Rurutan Danbara

    2026-08-31 21:23:32

    For the dance during the instrumental break, they moved the camera in time with my kick

    Source: ameblo.jp / Original post here

    3AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:31
    If it had been Makino, the cameraman would've dropped dead on the spot
    5AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:37
    If she'd actually broken the camera, it would've been the biggest thing since Tunnels (the legendary comedy duo famous for chaotic stunts) — what a missed opportunity
    6AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:38
    7AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:42
    Can't wait to rewatch it on TVer lol
    8AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:44
    Faster than I expected
    9AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:45
    Did they stage it that way just to go viral?
    10AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:51
    I hate this recent trend of shaking the camera to match the choreography
    77AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:14
    Re: #10
    Probably Korean influence, right?
    You see similar moves in pro wrestling broadcasts too
    11AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:57
    Was reading the comments under that super flattering Budokan live footage, and someone wrote 'Danbara-san is my new mother' —
    that's next-level unhinged, dying laughing
    12AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:22
    Re: #11
    That's just a variant of the "I feel like I gave birth to her" fan meme (a common idol-fandom expression of parental pride)
    75AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:10
    Danba's basically Gugu-chan now (fan nickname mashup)
    78AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:15
    Danbara's hand looked like it almost made contact, didn't it
    80AnonymousSep 1, 2026 00:57
    Re: #77
    Stuff like "Gachoon!" (a classic Showa-era comedy catchphrase/pose) or the Densen Ondo dance number has been doing this since the Showa era

    Background and Talking Points

    In recent years, TV music programs including CDTV have increasingly used camera work that shakes or tilts in sync with choreography. Rurutan Danbara’s post reveals that the footage viewers had been buzzing about — wondering “did she really kick that?” — was in fact a deliberate directing choice by the production side. The thread was divided over where this technique originated. Against comments like “I’m not a fan of camera shaking that matches recent choreography,” some speculated it came from Korean productions, while others countered that it’s a technique going back to Showa-era variety shows, citing examples like the “Gachoon” gag and the Densen Ondo dance. Which claim is accurate can’t be determined from the source material alone. For context, Juice=Juice is a girl idol group whose members include Rurutan Danbara, and CDTV is a music program on Nippon TV. It’s worth noting that this story originated from her own Ameba blog post, and no official comment has been issued by the show or its production company.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “Rurutan Danbara-chan: “For the dance in the instrumental break, they just moved the camera to match my kick — I didn’t actually kick, lol, the cameraman is amazing”.”

  • Which Gundam Has Done the Least, Ever? 5ch Argues It Out

    A thread titled “Here’s the Gundam that accomplished the least” popped up on 5ch’s “Live: Anything Goes” board (Nanademo Jikkyo G). The first name thrown out was Wing Gundam from New Mobile Report Gundam Wing, but defenders pushed back fast — “it blocked the Libra cannon,” “it carried the Sank Kingdom battle” — turning things into anything but an open-and-shut case. From there, candidates piled up across series: Chaos Gundam from SEED, Schwarzette and Flauros from The Witch from Mercury, Gundam Virtue from SEED Destiny, G-Arcane, and more. It also raised the question of whether it’s even fair to compare “lead units that barely got a spotlight” against units that “were side characters to begin with, so of course they didn’t do much.”

    1AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:38
    Probably this one — I don't even remember its name
    3AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:40
    I have zero memory of Wing ever looking cool
    5AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:41
    Re: #3
    Wing's safe — it once blocked the Libra cannon all by itself
    10AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:42
    Re: #3
    It's safe, it carried the Party Night and Sank Kingdom battles hard
    Though it might still get nominated as the least active lead unit
    127AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:39
    Re: #3
    For the big duel with the rival, they bring out Heavyarms of all things — pure chaos. Bring out the actual lead unit!
    7AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:41
    Setting G Gundam's side characters aside,
    Gundam Abyss and Gundam Chaos probably did even less
    14AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:44
    Re: #7
    Abyss at least got its moment shining underwater, so it's not as bad — but Chaos got zero spotlight before being written off, so it's the clear worst
    Weak enough to get shot down by a mass-production unit
    13AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:44
    By that logic, the Gundam from G Gundam's also-ran nation did even less
    23AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:47
    Re: #13
    It barely did anything and only showed up in one episode — the fact people are even still talking about it is impressive
    19AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:46
    G Gundam's Gundam Fighters coalition showed viewers the light of the human heart
    29AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:49
    Re: #19
    G Gundam actually traces the Universal Century Gundams pretty faithfully — it's just the tone that's the total opposite
    25AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:48
    Honestly, this thing is worse than Flauros
    31AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:50
    Re: #25
    No way. All Flauros ever did was knock down a cliff
    35AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:52
    Schwarzette did even less than Lfrith Thorn
    For all that big-shot buildup, it wasn't even piloted by the final boss or by Guel — some random background character grabbed it, got into a sibling spat, and then it just vanished. End of story.
    51AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:58
    Re: #35
    They never really meant to let Guel shine in the first place.
    Looking at Mika and Guel, it's clear Garrod wasn't just lucky to have good adults around him — the fact he can actually listen to other people, see himself objectively, reflect, and grow is huge
    60AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:00
    Re: #51
    I get what you're saying, but Mikazuki and Garrod are actual protagonists, while Guel was a side character from the start — giving him half-baked spotlight is exactly what made things weird…
    If they were going to go that far, they should've just let him steal the show outright
    61AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:02
    Re: #51
    First off, pushing the story so hard through Guel's POV was flat-out nuts
    If we're talking about Garrod's story, it'd be like the focus suddenly shifting to Enil for three-plus episodes for no reason
    And then in the end it just snapped back to treating him as side character #1 again — a lopsided structure
    42AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:54
    45AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:55
    Re: #42
    Weirdly, wasn't it too inactive to even land a Super Robot Wars appearance?
    59AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:59
    Re: #42
    But it got built up as a serious threat in the fight with Domon, and it acted like a real leader and held its own against Devil Gundam
    46AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:56
    Dug through search terms like my life depended on it and found its partner in crime!
    Though ngl this one's pretty forgettable too lol
    49AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:58
    Re: #46
    I don't actually dislike Witch from Mercury's mecha designs, but
    aren't these two just way too phoned-in? Were they really meant to be such throwaway background units?
    62AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:02
    Re: #46
    Kinda looks like a Gaza-C (a minor Zeon-lineage mobile suit from Zeta Gundam)
    47AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:56

    Some mystery move called "Red Flag, C'mon"
    53AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:58
    72AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:06
    Asked the AI

    Blast Impulse and AGE-3 Orbital also came up as candidates
    75AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:07
    Re: #72
    That AI's an amateur
    Try asking it "isn't Flauros less active though?" and it'll flip its answer instantly
    82AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:09
    For real though, aren't there way too many recent units that did less than Mondo's Gundam Mk-II?
    85AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:11
    Re: #82
    Mondo's actually a favored character with two whole episodes centered on him, believe it or not
    86AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:11
    Re: #82
    Don't remember it well, but there's probably some Shuraku Team V Gundam that barely did anything either
    90AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:15
    Everyone's probably forgotten G-Arcane even exists
    94AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:16
    Re: #90
    It's safe — the Full Dress form is too dazzling to forget
    95AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:16
    Re: #90
    That, plus Flauros and both Lfrith units —
    these are basically the Four Heavenly Kings of doing nothing (a stock phrase for a notorious top-four group)
    97AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:19
    Are the GQuuuuuuX model kits actually selling?
    99AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:20
    Re: #97
    They're going for 900 yen on the resale market now
    101AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:21
    Re: #97
    They probably did sell, it's just that they shipped way too many
    100AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:20
    Gundam Virtue, obviously lol

    Anyone even remember this thing? lol
    103AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:22
    Re: #100
    I actually bought the model kit
    You know, the one where people joked "looks like there's something inside" — and there really was
    104AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:23
    Re: #100
    If anything, it held its own pretty well
    110AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:24
    Re: #100
    Raphael Gundam from the movie got treated way worse
    They turned it into a fake solar furnace and everything
    107AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:24
    If we're naming the real culprit
    https://gzo.ai/i/PNtvEBB.png
    115AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:29
    Re: #107
    What even is that image
    Opening it in Siki makes it look like it's floating up, that's kind of cool ngl lol

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    Every Gundam series positions its lead unit differently, which makes it hard to apply one single yardstick for “accomplishments.” In the thread, names got tangled together across both the Universal Century and “Alternate” continuities — Abyss, which at least had underwater battles, Chaos, which got shot down by a mass-production unit, and the G-Gundam side-nation unit that appeared in only a single episode. Two main points of contention emerged. First, whether it’s fair to lump “lead units that barely got a spotlight” (Wing, Flauros, Schwarzette, and others) together with units that “were side characters to begin with, so naturally didn’t do much.” Second, commenters noted that character popularity and model-kit sales are a separate matter from actual combat performance on screen — units like Virtue and G-Arcane kept getting named precisely because they’re well-known despite having thin fight scenes. No single conclusion was reached, since everyone’s yardstick for “accomplishment” is different.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Nanademo Jikkyo G) thread “Here’s the Gundam that accomplished the least…lol.”

  • Yuha Yamazaki Announces 5th Single “Osahou-san”

    Yuha Yamazaki, formerly of BEYOOOOONDS, has announced the release of her 5th single, “Osahou-san.” The announcement sparked a thread on 5ch’s Hello! Project (“Halpro”) board, drawing plenty of reactions.

    What stood out in the thread was the split in opinion over whether leaving Hello! Project was actually the right call for her. Some posters were positive, arguing that “the release pace is fast and the costumes look expensive — leaving clearly meant something.” Others were more sarcastic, saying things like “isn’t this just Hello! Project with a different label?” and “this is the most BEYOOOOONDS thing she’s ever done.” As of this writing, no composer has been officially confirmed — only names floated as speculation within the thread.

    Yuha Yamazaki

    @yuhane_official

    5th Single “Osahou-san” — Release Confirmed‼

    Source: ultravybe.lnk.to / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 29, 2026 13:47
    Is this some kind of kids' show tie-in?
    20AnonymousAug 29, 2026 13:51
    Re: #2
    But if Sho Hoshibe is composing, she's got that E-Tele (NHK's kids' channel) connection
    7AnonymousAug 29, 2026 13:48
    Going the HANAKIN route, huh
    12AnonymousAug 29, 2026 13:49
    Re: #7
    Let's outsource the web promo to Karin-chan
    15AnonymousAug 29, 2026 13:51
    Wow, she's already got five singles out
    29AnonymousAug 29, 2026 13:55
    Re: #15
    Digitally, yes
    Physically the only release was her 1st EP — this is actually her 1st physical single
    17AnonymousAug 29, 2026 13:51
    So this is what she left to go do?
    19AnonymousAug 29, 2026 13:51
    I think this is what people call 'losing your way'
    22AnonymousAug 29, 2026 13:52
    She quit because she hated Hello! Project's direction, and now she's… doing Hello! Project
    23AnonymousAug 29, 2026 13:53
    She quit BEYOOOOONDS but she's being more BEYOOOOONDS than ever
    43AnonymousAug 29, 2026 13:58
    Re: #23
    Right? lol
    24AnonymousAug 29, 2026 13:53
    Isn't she basically becoming a cautionary tale, showing current Hello! Project members what happens if you leave?
    25AnonymousAug 29, 2026 13:53
    Is Yuhane-chan heading down the 'jack of all trades, master of none' path?
    26AnonymousAug 29, 2026 13:54
    Isn't this just Hello! Project with a different label?
    27AnonymousAug 29, 2026 13:54
    If this is the plan, she'd have been better off staying in BEYOOOOONDS
    28AnonymousAug 29, 2026 13:54
    If she's going this route anyway, Yuha should just cover 'Haniwa na Dance'
    60AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:06
    Ditch the colored contacts
    They're killing her naturally pretty eyes
    68AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:10
    Re: #60
    Nah, they actually give her a nice vibe
    65AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:08
    How do you even read this title?
    87AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:18
    Re: #65
    Wait, are you being serious?
    67AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:09
    Hasn't she never had a physical release event before?
    79AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:16
    Re: #67
    There was the EP album
    70AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:11







    77AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:15
    Curious who's composing this one
    88AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:18
    Re: #77
    Either detch or Kuroma
    97AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:23
    The work rate makes me think her whole complaint about leaving BEYOOOOONDS really was about release pace
    109AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:27
    Re: #97
    Well yeah, if you're stuck in a group that only releases once a year, of course the frustration builds up
    106AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:26
    So, is it actually selling?
    107AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:27
    Re: #106
    Uh, it hasn't even gone on sale yet?
    110AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:28
    Hello! Project is turning into an underground-idol mass-production factory
    https://e.usen.com/image/3b08b73734b4b523422ba1e05a796d99491e63b5.jpg
    112AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:29
    I thought she'd go do more mainstream, sparkly idol stuff
    Guess that means there was no point leaving BEYOOOOONDS after all
    115AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:31
    Re: #112
    The release pace is insanely fast
    She gets to sing the whole song solo, start to finish
    The costumes clearly cost money

    Isn't that already reason enough that leaving was worth it?
    131AnonymousAug 29, 2026 15:03
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    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    “Osahou-san” is the 5th single announced by Yuha Yamazaki, formerly of BEYOOOOONDS, with the announcement coming not through a major label but via the distribution-link service “ultravybe.” Thread opinion split on a single question: was leaving Hello! Project actually the “right” choice for her? Some posters pointed to the costumes, creative freedom, and fast release pace as evidence that it was, while others took a cooler view, saying things like “she just switched labels” or “she’s doing the same kind of thing she did in BEYOOOOONDS.” As for the composer, names like “detch” and “Kuroma” came up, but it’s worth noting these are just speculation within the thread at this point, not an official announcement. Also, while this is being called her 5th single, some replies noted that physical distribution has only happened once before, with her 1st EP — meaning this is actually her first physical single — pointing to a career built mainly around digital releases. The fact that the title itself is hard to read also became a talking point.

    *This article was compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “[Breaking] Yuha Yamazaki Announces 5th Single “Osahou-san”‼.”