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  • Tattooed DJ Furious After Toyota Mechanic Asks “You’re Not Yakuza, Right?” — 5channel Divided

    A story about a tattooed DJ who flew into a rage after a mechanic at a Toyota-affiliated dealership asked him to confirm he wasn’t a member of an “antisocial force” (a euphemism for organized crime/yakuza) has become a hot topic on 5channel. At many companies, contracts include an “anti-organized-crime clause” mandated by local yakuza exclusion ordinances, and confirming that a business partner isn’t connected to organized crime is considered standard compliance practice. In the thread, most commenters argued the check was simply routine business procedure, while others pushed back that it’s unfair for people with tattoos to be singled out for suspicion — sparking a debate over the rights and wrongs of this compliance practice.

    4AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:30
    Mechanics are kind of like antisocial forces themselves, aren't they?
    Guess the closer you are to something, the more you want to draw a line between yourself and it.
    5AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:31
    Isn't that just part of the deal when you get inked?
    6AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:32
    A dealership can't go servicing cars for organized crime, so of course they're going to ask.
    7AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:32
    If you get tattoos, you should know that kind of hassle comes with the territory.
    Every time this kind of story blows up, it just proves that famous tattoo artist (who warns people about this) was right again.
    8AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:33
    Whether you weren't in organized crime before doesn't matter.

    They have to confirm you're not currently connected to organized crime right now —
    because if you lie about it, they can cancel the contract.
    9AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:33
    Didn't you get the tattoo knowing full well this kind of thing could happen?
    10AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:33
    These days you never know where they're hiding, so of course you're going to get asked.
    29AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:42
    Running an anti-organized-crime check with every contract is just common sense, isn't it?
    It's like checking someone's age.
    The bigger problem for the company is that the previous rep's checks seem to have gotten lax.
    41AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:46
    Re: #29
    Replacing every old contract that didn't have the anti-organized-crime clause was such a pain.
    35AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:43
    If you actually asked a real member of organized crime this, do you think they'd just say 'yep, that's me'?
    40AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:45
    Re: #35
    They need to get it on record.
    It's about confirming whether the person lied to do business with them.
    50AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:51
    Re: #35
    What matters is that if it comes out later, lying about who you are makes the penalty heavier.
    69AnonymousSep 14, 2026 14:01
    Re: #35
    The important part is building the alibi: 'Our company had no idea they were connected to organized crime — and of course, we did confirm they weren't.'
    51AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:52
    Gets the tattoo himself, then complains when he's asked about it.
    Nothing here but reasons to not want to deal with the guy.
    77AnonymousSep 14, 2026 14:02
    Re: #51
    Putting the anti-organized-crime clause in contracts is standard practice to begin with, so you'd get asked at contract time regardless of whether you have tattoos or not.
    A society that's tougher on organized crime is a good thing, so there's no need to overreact.
    63AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:59
    If you do business with organized crime, the contractor themselves can end up facing penalties too — of course they're going to ask.
    67AnonymousSep 14, 2026 14:00
    Re: #63
    The fact that he can't even think this through is the real problem.
    It's on the same level as getting furious at someone for properly stopping at a stop sign.
    125AnonymousSep 14, 2026 14:27
    Sounds like a solid shop that does its due diligence properly.
    That's Toyota for you.
    129AnonymousSep 14, 2026 14:30
    Re: #125
    Standard reminder: dealerships aren't actually Toyota-owned.
    131AnonymousSep 14, 2026 14:34
    They call it a 'required check,' but what happens if they sell to someone without realizing?
    There must be cases where you can't tell just by looking, and it's not like they're confirming with literally everyone.
    135AnonymousSep 14, 2026 14:37
    Re: #131
    It's a required check at the time of contract, so basically there's no case where you wouldn't be asked.
    No idea what happens to a contract where the check gets skipped, though.

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    The “anti-organized-crime clause,” which excludes dealings with organized crime, is common boilerplate language required in many contracts under local yakuza exclusion ordinances, and confirming this at the time of contract is standard practice regardless of whether someone has tattoos. As mentioned in the thread, if a business partner later turns out to be connected to organized crime, the contract can be voided and penalties may apply — so this confirmation step is largely a way for companies to manage their own risk. Opinions split over whether to view this check as “a routine part of doing business” or “a response rooted in prejudice against tattoos.” Note that this article excludes posts that generalize or mock the appearance or character of tattooed people, focusing instead on the exchange about compliance practices.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Live Newsflash G) thread “[Sad News] Tattooed DJ Asked by Toyota Mechanic ‘You’re Not Yakuza, Right?’ — Goes Absolutely Berserk lol”.

  • New Gundam ‘Alex Zero’ Set for April 2027 Broadcast, Design Sparks Mixed Reactions

    The new ‘Gundam’ anime, ‘Mobile Suit Gundam RG XARX-ZERO’ (nicknamed ‘Alex Zero’), has announced it will begin airing on TV in April 2027, with new scene stills released alongside the announcement. On 5ch’s general live-chat board, while many cheered the news of a TV broadcast, the revealed mobile suit design drew a wave of comments like “it looks too skinny,” “kind of Getter Robo-ish,” and “looks just like 00 (Gundam 00).” Reactions split between those welcoming a departure from the traditional ‘orthodox’ Gundam look and those calling for a return to the series’ roots.

    1AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:23
    New details have been announced for the 'Gundam' series' latest anime, 'Mobile Suit Gundam RG XARX-ZERO' (Alex Zero), confirming it will begin airing on TV in April 2027. New scene stills were also unveiled alongside the news.
    3AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:23
    So cool!

    31AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:29
    Re: #3


    This kinda looks like this guy, doesn't it
    71AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:49
    Re: #3
    It looks emaciated
    107AnonymousSep 14, 2026 14:32
    Re: #3
    Take the helmet off and the face underneath is a dead ringer for 00 (Gundam 00)
    5AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:24
    22AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:27
    Re: #5
    How is this thing even staying seated without collapsing?
    70AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:47
    Re: #5
    Massive Getter Robo vibes
    8AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:24
    Nobody even expects anything from new Gundam shows anymore, do they
    10AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:25
    Impressive that they managed to make something even lamer-looking than Gquuuuuux
    12AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:25
    Well, it'll probably beat Gquuuuuux at least
    84AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:59
    Re: #12
    You say that every single time
    13AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:26
    Iron-Blooded Orphans, Witch from Mercury, Gquuuuuux, Alex Zero…
    15AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:26
    Let's just shorten it to 'Are-Zero'
    34AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:30
    Re: #15
    I'd hold off on that — it'll probably just end up getting called "Are" (Japanese for "that thing"), and that's not a great look
    19AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:27
    If it's Kamiyama directing, I might actually watch it
    The last Ghost in the Shell was rough, so if this one hits, it'll be a nice moment for reevaluating SAC (Stand Alone Complex)
    21AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:27
    Ghost in the Shell is basically his only real track record
    Can't expect much
    24AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:28
    Is there some trend now of getting big-name directors to make Gundam shows?
    25AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:28
    It's so skinny you'd think a Studio Khara (the Evangelion studio) designer did it again
    26AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:28
    Bet this Gundam ends up pointing at the sky and spouting some spiritual nonsense too
    27AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:28
    Would be great if it's got that Stand Alone Complex kind of vibe
    29AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:29
    Are they gonna shove an idol's name into this one too?
    30AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:29
    Looking at recent entries, it's been nothing but designs straying from the classic 'orthodox' Gundam look
    35AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:30
    The Gundam's face is way too horse-like, genuinely ugly
    37AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:31
    Skinny again, huh
    Put some Chobham armor on it
    53AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:37
    As long as the anime itself is good, I guess
    But with such a drastic shift from the last two entries, it might just flop hard
    56AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:39
    Re: #53
    Probably only middle-aged sci-fi nerds are gonna watch this lol
    72AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:49
    My gut, which skipped Iron-Blooded Orphans, Witch from Mercury, and Gquuuuuux, is telling me this one's gonna be good
    It's definitely going to be a masterpiece
    80AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:57
    Re: #72
    How many of you guys are there lol
    86AnonymousSep 14, 2026 14:00
    Re: #72
    So does that mean you actually enjoyed the other ones?
    87AnonymousSep 14, 2026 14:02
    Re: #72
    Sounds like it's shaping up to be one of those quiet, buried gems that only contrarian nostalgia guys end up praising
    94AnonymousSep 14, 2026 14:12
    This whole design style is lame, wish they'd cut it out
    96AnonymousSep 14, 2026 14:16
    Re: #94
    Even the original looked lame, so who cares
    What matters is whether it's actually good
    98AnonymousSep 14, 2026 14:18
    Re: #94
    You can tell the design was made purely with toy sales in mind, and that's kind of a turn-off
    102AnonymousSep 14, 2026 14:25
    So it's getting a TV run, good news
    But the game tie-in part is the only thing worrying me
    It's just giving off that classic Bandai Namco shovelware vibe
    106AnonymousSep 14, 2026 14:27
    Re: #102
    So it's like a Monster Hunter-style game but with Gundam?
    108AnonymousSep 14, 2026 14:33
    AGE, G-Reco, Iron-Blooded Orphans, Witch from Mercury, Gquuuuuux
    Narrative, Twilight Axis, Cucuruz Doan's Island, Hathaway
    Lucky you — your predecessors lowered the bar so much that even something on the level of Requiem for Vengeance would get rave reviews!
    109AnonymousSep 14, 2026 14:33
    Re: #108
    Build Divers Re:RISE: "I already jacked that bar way up, just so you know"

    Background and Key Points

    In recent years, the Gundam franchise has kept producing entries — like ‘Mobile Suit Gundam: Iron-Blooded Orphans’ and ‘Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury’ — that depart from the series’ traditional ‘orthodox’ design and setting conventions, and much of the thread’s comparisons and jabs reflected that ongoing trend. The new series is also reportedly set to tie in with a game, and given Bandai Namco’s spotty track record with past tie-in titles, some commenters voiced more worry about the game than about the anime itself. The broadcast start is still more than half a year away, in April 2027, and details on cast, staff, and story have not been revealed in this announcement.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Nanjyo/G) thread “[Breaking] Mobile Suit Gundam Alex Zero to Begin Broadcasting April 2027 wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww” (the repeated “w” is Japanese internet shorthand for laughter, like “lol”).

  • Hello! Project Taps Asahi Tazaki for New Single, Fans Question the Choice

    News that songwriter Asahi Tazaki will write and compose the title track for a Hello! Project idol group’s new single has split opinion on 5ch’s Hello! Project board. The thread saw a wave of questions along the lines of “why hire her when she barely has a track record?”, with posters speculating it may simply be a discretionary pick by the agency’s chairman, and the discussion expanding into comparisons with other songwriters like Hoshibe, Takui, and Tsunku. On the other hand, some argued that as long as the song itself turns out good, the backstory behind her hiring shouldn’t matter — the real test should be the quality of the track itself.

    1AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:53
    The newly formed unit's been putting up solid results —
    why drag it down now?
    3AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:58
    Poor Yuna Hanama, having this happen for her very first single
    4AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:58
    It's basically become a chance for old men to lord favors over young women and get all giddy about it.
    Line distribution, composing, songwriting — it's a world where everything comes down to buttering up old men.
    20AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:14
    Re: #4
    That honestly sounds plausible.
    Aoi Yamazaki's probably the same deal.
    But Yamazaki actually writes top-tier songs for Hello! in the 2020s, so fair enough.
    Come to think of it, hasn't Ameko Kodama been quiet lately?
    She's the type who's openly against that kind of old-man favoritism — did that end up putting distance between her and the old guard execs?
    5AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:59
    And yet they never let her release her own songs back when she was in the group.
    6AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:00
    They're already going easy on this group in that Hoshibe actually puts real effort into their songs — so this evens it out.
    7AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:03
    This agency always drops a terrible song right in the middle of a graduation rush.
    9AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:05
    At least it's not cover-song hell, so it's fine.
    10AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:06
    There was also that group stuck with Maro's lyrics and composition, remember…
    11AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:08
    I guess a lot of BEYOOOOONDS fans (Beyo-ota) are Hoshibe loyalists.
    12AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:11
    I'm a BEYOOOOONDS fan who's not big on Hoshibe, but honestly I'd rather he dig into some drawer he hasn't used yet and just write a good, straightforward song, rather than have Tazaki of all people get this.
    13AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:12
    Seriously, read the room and quit already.
    Why is Up-Front still keeping her on the payroll?
    Are they planning to groom her as a songwriter the way they did with Hoshibe, Takui, and Eric, even though she never made it as a performer herself?
    She hasn't had a hit in something like 15 years, right?
    That's obviously because she just doesn't have the talent.
    18AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:14
    Re: #13
    She's actually not with Up-Front anymore, though.
    14AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:13
    If anything, Vitamin Sweet's self-written indie songs were great, but Hoshibe latched onto them the moment they went major.
    15AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:13
    It's confusing — they wouldn't greenlight her own songs for Vitamin Sweet's own releases, but they'll approve them when she hands them off to other groups.
    16AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:13
    Classic bad habit of this garbage agency:
    covers above all else,
    nothing but covers,
    covers even when they flop,
    and they just keep cranking out cover after cover after cover, no matter what.
    17AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:14
    I'd welcome it if it were a good song, but it's just boring.
    Clearly no talent there.
    21AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:19
    Ameko made it big, so maybe that's part of the reasoning too — sounds plausible.
    22AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:19
    I heard Eric's back in the picture, so why not just have him write something good like "Fiesta Fiesta" again?
    Why Tazaki?
    Did the chairman just want to throw her some work?
    She's apparently doing underground idol festivals or something, and she can't have much of a following there.
    And weren't both the first and second M-line Music narrators from Vitamin Sweet too?
    Are they really that desperate to hand her work?
    27AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:23
    Re: #22
    The narration used to rotate between two people, now it's down to just one.
    26AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:23
    Re: #1
    Huh?
    Would a Checkers cover have been better?
    30AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:26
    I think the chairman just handed her the job, plain and simple.
    38AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:35
    Re: #30
    That's probably all there is to it.
    31AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:27
    I think Takui should give up on his own performing career at this point, but he's decent enough as a songwriter, so it's fine if the chairman throws him work out of personal attachment.
    Even Tsunku acknowledges Takui's talent.
    But what does Tazaki actually bring to the table?
    34AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:31
    It's probably just some agency exec being superstitious — reading the "saki" in her name as "Tatsusaki," which evokes "tatsu" (立つ, "to rise/succeed"), a lucky omen, and having Hello! Project people call her that.
    39AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:35
    Re: #34
    Honestly, I think this is real too.
    That's just the kind of agency it is.
    Yumeha too, obviously.
    They still seem to run things with that Showa-era mindset, like how Ayaya Matsuura supposedly sailed through the paperwork screening just because she shared a birthday with the chairman.
    37AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:32
    Otsubo roulette, hit.
    Tazaki roulette, hit.

    This is basically punishment, isn't it.
    41AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:39
    If the BEYOOOOONDS girls sell 100,000 copies through handshake events,
    Asahi Tazaki walks away with several million yen in royalties.
    Basically, they're just supporting Tazaki financially.
    Same goes for Tsunku's and Takui's songs.
    The stupidity of the "it's all about the song" crowd is next level.
    45AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:41
    The BEYOOOOONDS members have to hustle their fans at handshake events just to cover Asahi's living expenses.
    48AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:43
    Hello! Project itself isn't even selling well, and yet they keep having Hello-ota foot the bill for all these peripheral talents like this — it's genuinely gross.
    Same with the Joujou Gundan crew, and wasn't there some enka singer who did a collab with Hello! members too?
    Well, bundling unrelated talent together like this has always been Up-Front's way of doing business.
    50AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:45
    Come to think of it, maybe Juice=Juice was smart to use covers to build connections with big names.
    51AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:45
    If they want to secure a second Aoi Yamazaki, Marie Ueda is the only real choice.
    52AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:46
    Re: #1
    You never know, she might turn into the next Aoi Yamazaki.
    53AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:49
    The really awful part is how the agency sat on Asahi's own songs for years and never let them see daylight.
    54AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:50
    Up-Front's real business is real estate.
    Hello! Project is just something they keep running to support the staff.
    I've been saying this forever on Ore ga Ookami (a long-running Hello! Project fan forum).
    Idiots keep going on about "it's all business," but come on, this isn't even good business.
    56AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:52
    It's a tax write-off, so it doesn't even need to sell.
    58AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:54
    Honestly, she should've turned this down herself.
    They only get one single a year, and this will probably end up being the last single for one or two members, plus it's the crucial first title track featuring the new members — how could someone who hasn't had a hit in 15 years possibly think it was okay to take that on?

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    Songwriting credits at Hello! Project aren’t decided through open calls or writers’ hit track records — they’re said to be left entirely to the agency’s discretion. In this thread too, posters repeatedly speculated that the reason for her hiring came down to “the chairman’s discretion” or “internal agency relationships,” but it’s worth noting none of this is an official explanation — it remains speculation on the part of posters. The debate largely splits into two camps: those who think hiring should be judged by track record, and those who say the circumstances behind the hiring don’t matter as long as the song itself turns out well. Asahi Tazaki’s actual career details and contract terms were only discussed in fragments within the thread, so a fair assessment will largely depend on hearing the finished song once it’s released.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “Sorry, but why do we have to take a song from Asahi Tazaki when she has basically no track record?“.

  • Hello! Project Asks “Who Are You Compatible With?” — Irie Risa’s Answer Sets Off a Frenzy

    In Hello! Project’s official “Hello! Q&A” segment, members were asked, “What kind of person do you think you’re compatible with?” Dambara Ruru gave a specific answer, naming “someone who says things clearly,” which sparked buzz on 5ch with comments like “She’s the only one calling out an actual trait — feels genuine.” Irie Risa’s answer, “someone who’s a bit warm and gentle,” drew reactions like “the old guard’s about to fall for her all over again,” while fans praised Matsunaga Rira’s more abstract answer as “consistent with her character.” The thread lit up with fans speculating about each member’s personality.

    1AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:28
    260914 Hello! Q&A
    Q. What kind of person do you think you're compatible with?
    Dambara Ruru: Someone who says things clearly
    2AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:28
    She's the only one who named an actual trait like that — feels genuine
    3AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:28
    4AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:29
    Everyone's answering so seriously
    6AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:30
    Matsunaga and Kawashima are probably compatible
    10AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:31
    Nina's super half-assed answer
    11AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:32
    Matsunaga Rira: Someone who can keep endlessly pondering things that have no answer!

    Is she basically the star resident of that thread debating whether Juice=Juice will make it onto Kohaku (NHK's New Year's Eve music special)? lol
    12AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:32
    Ichisaku is precious (a fan-made ship name pairing two members)
    13AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:32
    What even is this
    It's like a matchmaking counseling sheet
    14AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:34
    Irie Risa: Someone who's a bit warm and gentle

    The old guys are gonna fall deeper into the pit over this one
    15AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:35
    I'd rather be called "Risachi" than told I'm warm and gentle (Risachi = fan nickname for Irie Risa)
    17AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:37
    Your bodies sure aren't warm and gentle, you lot
    18AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:37
    Copypasta more precious than your own parents has arrived!!! (a stock meme phrase for must-share material)
    20AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:39
    A single night beats a hundred rumors (a pun on the proverb "seeing once beats hearing a hundred times")
    22AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:41
    Re: #20
    If we're doing that pun, then it's "one newspaper per household" (continuing the wordplay chain)
    21AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:40
    Dambara: "'Wonderful,' you say? Don't say things you don't even mean."
    25AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:47
    Out of all the people piling on fussy demands, if someone like Risachi's in the mix, you'd just pick her, right?
    26AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:47
    I'm always thinking about thigh circumference
    27AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:50
    Kawashima's just being Kawashima as usual, huh
    28AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:50
    I want to marry Risachi
    29AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:52
    "Lets you be free" ≈ "likes alone time"
    Ichisaku, so precious it hurts
    32AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:59
    Somebody feed this into an AI and check everyone's compatibility
    33AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:05
    Part of my body is starting to feel warm and gentle too
    34AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:05
    Yep, Mippuru's really got that Kyoto "bubuzuke" blood in her (a nod to Kyoto's famously polite, indirect way of speaking)
    35AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:06
    A 16-year-old high schooler who looks like she could've been in S/mileage makes fruit punch
    https://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv351386397
    36AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:08
    Niina may act like that, but she's considerate of her fans deep down, so she's basically saying "come see me"
    38AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:09
    Reirei laughs at everything, so Eba-chan really does seem like the type she'd click with
    39AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:14
    Ichika's gone full visual-member now
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HSBa9AwbwAABOk8.jpg
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HSAH6Uva4AA6yWA.jpg
    74AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:29
    Re: #39
    The hair's kind of iffy though
    41AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:18
    Why are you guys so happy about Irie's answer
    People who genuinely have a cozy, comforting aura are pretty rare
    If anything, that might be the toughest requirement on this whole list
    42AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:19
    Oops, I mixed up "cozy" and "warm and gentle"
    73AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:25
    Make 5 compatible pairs out of these 11 members
    75AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:30
    This sounds more like the person she wants to become, honestly
    77AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:36
    You never really know your compatibility until you try, right!

    Background and Talking Points

    “Hello! Q&A” is an occasional feature from Hello! Project that offers a glimpse behind the members’ public personas, and it reliably draws a strong response from longtime fans each time it runs. Few members named an actual person this time, so a direct callout like Dambara Ruru’s stood out as unusually “genuine.” The strong reaction to Irie Risa’s answer stems from fans’ existing image of her gentle, easygoing demeanor — worth noting this isn’t necessarily meant in a romantic sense. Keep in mind that reactions in the thread reflect individual fans’ own interpretations and may not accurately capture what the members themselves intended.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “Q. “What kind of person do you think you’re compatible with?” — Arisawa Ichika: “Someone like Ishiyama Sakura”.”

  • Reports Claim Huawei Founder’s Family Fled China — Authenticity Unconfirmed

    In September 2026, a post on X (formerly Twitter) claiming that Huawei founder Ren Zhengfei and his daughter/CFO Meng Wanzhou’s family had fled China went viral, sparking discussion in a thread on 5ch’s “Live News G” board. The post also claimed that “military police are surrounding the outside of Huawei’s headquarters,” but there has been no official statement, and commenters in the thread were quick to say things like “isn’t this fake news?” Meng Wanzhou was detained in Canada in 2018 and returned to China in 2021, and this latest “fled the country” theory is widely being read as an extension of that history.

    Translated from Chinese

    Breaking news! Huawei’s Ren Zhengfei and Meng Wanzhou’s family have fled China!

    Still confirming the details. No wonder there are so many military police surrounding Huawei HQ.

    Source: x.com / original post here

    4AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:42
    Guess we can finally buy Huawei with a clear conscience now
    5AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:42
    Replies are calling this total fake news, so which is it?
    10AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:44
    Why would they even flee?
    Were they secretly a US double agent or something?
    11AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:44
    This is exactly the kind of thing that happens when someone's trying to cling to power
    12AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:44
    Go team up with Honor again and become the world's strongest phone maker
    13AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:44
    If they really fled, they'd get nabbed at the airport or somewhere like that
    16AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:45
    Faaaaaaar-
    68AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:26
    Reply to Re: #16: Huh, that's fewer than I'd have guessed
    19AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:46
    So "Huawei" really went "far away," huh (pun: Huawei/ファーウェイ sounds like "far away" in Japanese)
    78AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:29
    Reply to Re: #19: Heh, that got a little chuckle out of me
    27AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:51
    Wait, is this the one about the Chinese AI that got caught cheating?
    28AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:52
    Turns out a Chinese AI got caught just copy-pasting answers wholesale from a foreign AI
    30AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:53
    A company that almost got crushed by the US and now might get crushed by China too — what even is this
    31AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:53
    The Huawei phone I used to own was really solid
    32AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:53
    Lol
    Banned from Android and watched by your own government — rough life all around
    33AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:55
    Kind of impressive they built phones that good while getting hassled by both the US and China…
    35AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:56
    So it really is true that once a company gets too big, it becomes a threat to the Chinese Communist Party and gets taken down
    Alibaba's Jack Ma fled the country too, after all
    36AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:56
    Galaxy's basically the only real Android choice left now
    Well, poor folks can just settle for a Pixel I guess
    65AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:23
    Reply to Re: #36: "Junk-droid," lol (pun on Android/おんぼろ, meaning "beat-up")
    Any decent executive would be on iPhone anyway
    38AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:57
    Is this the one where they claimed they built their own domestic AI, but it turned out they just repurposed another company's AI as-is, and confidential info leaked out in the process?
    43AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:01
    Reply to Re: #38: This is so ridiculous, lol
    77AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:29
    Reply to Re: #38: People are still buying this fake news?
    39AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:57
    Now why on earth would military police be there…
    44AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:01
    Whatever happened to Jack Ma anyway
    I heard once he was put under house arrest he just stopped criticizing anything entirely
    47AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:02
    Reply to Re: #44: He's in Japan. Holds a professorship, but it's basically exile by another name
    51AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:13
    Oh, so is Huawei finally moving into the US then?
    If you operate out of China the US just squeezes you for it
    So the argument goes: should've just set up shop in the US from the start
    58AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:19
    Reply to Re: #51: But in the US you don't get access to near-free labor like you do in China
    82AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:31
    Why didn't the government just keep backing Huawei as a national champion until it could go toe-to-toe with Apple and Samsung?
    Before anyone noticed, Xiaomi took over its spot, plus a bunch of other crazy high-spec Chinese brands nobody's even heard of showed up — now you barely hear "Huawei" at all
    107AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:55
    Reply to Re: #82: The original state-owned one was actually ZTE — Huawei has a history of moving overseas early specifically to escape that kind of situation 🤔
    83AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:32
    Commercial flight… no way the whole family gets through boarding
    Private jet… no way it's allowed to take off
    By sea to Taiwan… they wouldn't take them in, it'd just hand China an excuse
    By sea to the Philippines… China's influence there is too strong, they'd be sent straight back
    By sea to Japan… since they're under US sanctions, Japan hands them to the US, not China
    90AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:38
    Reply to Re: #83: There's still the overland route
    88AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:34
    They'll just get "disappeared" 😨
    93AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:39
    Reply to Re: #88: They won't get rid of them
    They'll put them on display
    89AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:36
    It's a massive company though
    Is this even remotely plausible?
    91AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:38
    Reply to Re: #89: They've got plenty of motive to want out, but actually pulling it off is nearly impossible
    Especially getting the entire family out

    Background and key points of this story

    The source of this claim is an unverified post on X, and no official statement has been confirmed from either Huawei or Chinese authorities. Meng Wanzhou was detained in Canada in 2018 and, following extradition proceedings involving the US, returned to China in 2021 — a history that makes it easy for people to connect this “fled the country” theory to her past. In the thread, Alibaba’s Jack Ma also came up as an example of a founder of an overgrown Chinese company being reined in by the authorities, but Ma merely stepped back from public life — it was never confirmed that he fled the country. Also, the claim mentioned partway through, that “a Chinese AI reused another company’s AI’s answers,” is an unrelated rumor, and it gets shot down later in the thread. Readers should keep in mind this is fast-moving, unverified information.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (“Live News G”) thread “[🇨🇳Sad News] Huawei President’s Family Flees China wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww“.

  • “3 Hours of Sleep in 4 Days”: Suspicions Mount That Streamer Daisuke Hori Was Secretly Napping

    Streamer Daisuke Hori, who runs a course teaching people to become “short sleepers,” announced live on stream that he had slept only 3 hours total over 4 days as the result of his sleep-restriction challenge. Since he had originally set a goal of “30 minutes of sleep per day,” 5ch users began debating whether his claims were genuine. Commenters pointed out roughly two hours during a massage session when the video and audio feed were cut, as well as the fact that he had removed his smart ring, raising suspicions that he may have had a staff member wear the ring in his place to make it look like he was still awake. The thread also brought up the fact that courses run by the association Hori heads reportedly start at 348,000 yen (about $2,300), drawing criticism of what some called an expensive money-making scheme.

    1AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:15
    Exaggerating it as "30 minutes of sleep every day" makes him sound like a liar, but what he's doing is genuinely impressive — aside from the fact his efficiency must be tanking.
    2AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:18
    What about all the blacked-out screens, the sunglasses, and that 2-hour gap? What's up with that?
    9AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:22
    Well, he seems to be catching bits of sleep here and there, so he's not going to die. Apparently if you actually stayed awake for real you'd start hallucinating or losing your mind.
    10AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:23
    Re: #9
    I once went 5 days without sleep and I kept seeing shadows flickering at the edge of my vision the whole time.
    14AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:26
    3 hours of sleep a day would already be impressive enough — why the 30-minute restriction?
    22AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:29
    Re: #14
    Because 3 hours doesn't have much impact.
    29AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:32
    He's seriously underestimating how taxing it is to be livestreaming this whole time.
    32AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:33
    Re: #29
    Even after a full night's sleep, staring at a fast-scrolling comment section makes you feel sick — I don't know how he's pulling this off.
    34AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:34
    There was an episode of Tom and Jerry like this.
    75AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:48
    Re: #34
    The one where Tom can't sleep because of Jerry's noise, so he goes all the way to outer space just to sleep, and Jerry follows him and ruins it anyway?
    53AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:42
    Fraud aside, wouldn't this count as a violation of the Act against Unjustifiable Premiums and Misleading Representations (Japan's ad/labeling law)?
    64AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:45
    Re: #53
    Where's the "premium" (prize/incentive) in this though?
    56AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:43
    Just a few days into the challenge and he's already saying things that sound unhinged — really drives home how important proper sleep is.
    58AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:44
    Re: #56
    Well, he's got an audience the size of a full Tokyo Dome watching him, so…
    57AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:44
    So during the 2-hour massage, his face was off-camera and the audio was muted, but that still counts as "not sleeping," huh?
    66AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:46
    Re: #57
    And on top of that he'd taken the ring off. He probably had a staff member wear it so it would register as him being awake. Impressive that he'd go this far — all he's thinking about is how to sleep without getting caught.
    63AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:45
    3 hours of sleep a day would already qualify as a proper short sleeper — why did he exaggerate the story?
    71AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:47
    Re: #63
    Probably because plenty of ordinary people already sleep that little, lol. Trump's supposedly like that too.
    76AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:48
    Re: #63
    Nishino (the comedian-turned-entrepreneur) made the same claim with a 3-hour setup, so he might be trying to copy that.
    89AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:54
    Re: #63
    3 hours a day for a week is something basically anyone could pull off anyway.
    67AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:46
    The smart ring company sent over the logs, and there's already proof he's been sleeping properly.
    70AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:47
    Re: #66
    Probably once the log in Re: #67 got sent to him, he realized he'd get caught, so that's why he had a staff member wear the ring during yesterday's massage.
    68AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:46
    Takasu: "Hori originally said naps were important, so I think he should take naps."

    Hori: (beaming) "Thank you!"

    ↓ The next day

    https://imgur.com/a/jaHJkBU.jpg
    73AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:47
    Re: #68
    Suggesting "why not take a nap?" and then going "gotcha, fail!" lol, that's hilarious. Way too calculating.
    78AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:49
    Re: #68
    This guy is having more fun toying with him than anyone.
    83AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:53
    Is this guy actually getting any more productive by only sleeping 30 minutes?
    90AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:54
    Re: #83
    He's raking in huge revenue and supporting his wife and kid as the breadwinner.
    84AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:53
    105AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:59
    Re: #84
    Yeah, exactly. The moment this turns into some kind of sleep-deprivation endurance stunt, it's already gone off the rails.
    87AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:54
    According to past reports, the flagship "Short Sleeper Training Course" run by the Japan Short Sleeper Training Association, which Daisuke Hori heads, starts at 348,000 yen (roughly $2,300) for group lessons.
    92AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:55
    Re: #87
    So he's robbing people of their normal judgment by depriving them of sleep, then collecting money off them? That's downright vicious.
    91AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:55
    Honestly I think he's superhuman. A guy I really respect.
    95AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:55
    Re: #91
    Go buy his course then, he'd be thrilled.
    93AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:55
    What kind of math is this? If you count the time he dozed off during the massage or all those "stream trouble" (lol) moments, he's slept way more than that.
    96AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:56
    Re: #93
    Well, he himself won't admit that counts as sleep.
    94AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:55
    It's scary how he suddenly collapses like someone flipped a switch on him. I guess that's some kind of built-in safety mechanism though.
    97AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:56
    Re: #94
    I really hope he doesn't drive a car or ride a bike. Trains are dangerous too without platform doors to stop him from falling.
    100AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:57
    Re: #95
    If it were 1,000 yen I'd actually buy it.
    108AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:00
    Re: #100
    Don't go calling it "respect" when your devotion only runs that deep 😡

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    The term “short sleeper” technically refers to an academic classification for people who, due to specific genetic mutations such as DEC2, are naturally able to function on very little sleep — there is little medical evidence supporting the claim that anyone can acquire this trait through training. Daisuke Hori markets this constitution as something “trainable,” running expensive courses around the idea, and this livestream challenge was positioned as a demonstration of that claim. Opinion in the thread split over whether the on-stream “napping suspicions” were just harmless showmanship or a lack of the verifiable proof that would justify the course fees. It’s also worth noting — something only touched on piecemeal in individual posts — that the smart ring’s sleep detection can be overridden depending on what the wearer self-reports, making it structurally difficult for outsiders to verify objectively.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “Short sleeper Daisuke Hori slept only 3 hours in 4 days.”

  • ‘Amuse Is Washed Up’: 5ch Debate Drags In Names of Rising Young Actresses

    A thread titled “Amuse is so washed up it has nothing left but pushing old guys like Fukuyama Masaharu and Oizumi Yo” appeared on 5ch’s Hello! Project board. It started with the claim that major talent agency Amuse is leaning on veteran actors like Fukuyama Masaharu and Oizumi Yo for NHK appearances, and commenters piled on with the view that the agency’s momentum has faded. On the other hand, plenty of posters pushed back by naming young actresses such as Kiyohara Kaya, Hotta Mayu, and Yamada Anna, and with quarterly earnings reports also thrown into the mix, opinions split sharply over how to judge the agency’s real standing.

    1AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:50
    The mysterious major agency called 'Amuse'—so washed up these days it has nothing left but pushing old guys like Fukuyama Masaharu and Oizumi Yo
    3AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:54
    It's all that royalty/rights money—that's how they keep the lights on
    4AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:55
    Sang three whole songs on Uta Kon (NHK music show)—I was floored

    Oizumi
    44AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:17
    Re: #4
    NHK's absolutely smitten with them
    Kohaku, taiga dramas, SONGS… (NHK's flagship year-end special, historical drama slot, and music program)
    5AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:57
    Watanabe Entertainment doesn't have a single genuinely appealing talent either, but they're still coasting on agency muscle
    guys like Nakayama Hide, Honjamaka's Megumi, Neptune
    not one of them is any good
    so Amuse can keep coasting too
    6AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:58
    Amuse simply has no product left to sell
    7AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:08
    They pull way bigger crowds than Hello! Project, so if that counts as washed up, what does that make Hello!?
    31AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:57
    Re: #7
    Maybe it's because they haven't cultivated the next generation?
    8AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:13
    Isn't Yoshizawa Ryo with Amuse?
    9AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:14
    Yeah, he is
    He's deep into stage plays right now
    Can't even get tickets
    10AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:14
    The one spamming threads on this board is BABYMETAL, and they're Amuse, right?
    12AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:16
    I heard the cinema live-viewing streaming system is Amuse's own
    Wonder if that's still the case
    13AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:27
    They've got such a glut of promising kids, yet a idol act that actually lasts only comes along once a decade
    If they've got more than they can handle, hand some over to Hello!
    14AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:29
    Forget Amuse—what about Oscar Promotion, Sun Music, Horipro, and Rising Production, none of which are growing new talent either?
    15AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:33
    Just when you've forgotten about them, some sidelined employee lands a massive hit
    17AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:35
    They've clearly got the muscle to push talent, but they must whiff a lot too
    Doesn't feel like an agency that's great at social media either, and the fanbase skews older
    18AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:38
    That's every talent agency though
    Plenty of them are dropping like flies these days
    19AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:39
    This is seriously bad
    https://www.nikkei.com/article/DGXZRST0517969S6A810C2000000/
    25AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:49
    Re: #19
    What are you even doing judging from a single 3-month earnings report? lol
    21AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:41
    Kiyohara Kaya, Hotta Mayu, Yamada Anna, Tsunematsu Yuri, Kayashima Mizuki
    23AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:45
    Coming from a Hello! Project fan?
    UP-FRONT is just as bad, if not worse
    24AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:45
    Re: #23
    It's Hello!-haters starting threads on the Wolf board (a die-hard Hello! Project fandom board)—go check the thread list
    32AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:59
    Re: #23
    UP-FRONT aside, you can still say Amuse is on the decline
    30AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:57
    That's exactly why they're pushing other young talent so hard now
    33AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:01
    Yamada Anna-chan is the only one who wins ( ̄▽ ̄)
    38AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:13
    There's also Hoshino Gen
    40AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:14
    Re: #38
    Hoshino Gen's acting work isn't under Amuse
    41AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:14
    Hotta Mayu is everywhere—dramas, commercials, variety shows
    Impressive, given she's got that 'ill-fated' look (a delicate, melancholic face type often praised in Japan)
    43AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:16
    Re: #41
    She's the heroine in this week's release of Yatsuhaka-mura (The Village of Eight Gravestones)
    Being in Hotta Mayu's tier is seriously elite even by entertainment-industry standards
    48AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:31
    It's about time they gave Yamada Anna-chan the lead in a Sunday Theater drama (TBS's flagship primetime drama slot)
    49AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:40
    Re: #48
    An asadora heroine role too, why not ( ̄▽ ̄)(NHK's morning drama serial)
    54AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:56
    If they're so washed up, how about handing over a few of their M-Line acts? (Amuse's in-house music label/division)
    56AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:05
    Re: #54
    What's the benefit in that?
    57AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:07
    Re: #56
    For Amuse it's basically a lottery ticket—maybe a one-in-a-million shot lol
    58AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:13
    Re: #57
    If you're hiring a middle-aged idol, you'd normally just go after a young one instead

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    Amuse is a major talent agency whose roster includes Fukuyama Masaharu, Oizumi Yo, Perfume, and @onefive, and it has long been active in both acting and music. Notably, this thread wasn’t started on a voice-actor board but on the “Hello! Project” board, which tends to draw fans of rival agencies—so the “washed up” label floating around may be colored by some inter-agency rivalry. Some posters in the thread cited quarterly earnings reports as evidence, but opinions were divided on whether a single month’s or quarter’s numbers can really capture a company’s overall health. In fact, Amuse’s roster includes numerous young actresses such as Kiyohara Kaya, Hotta Mayu, Yamada Anna, Tsunematsu Yuri, and Kayashima Mizuki, so judging the agency’s true standing purely by the visibility of its veteran male talents on variety shows and NHK risks missing the bigger picture.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “The mysterious major agency called ‘Amuse’—so washed up these days it has nothing left but pushing old guys like Fukuyama Masaharu and Oizumi Yo.”

  • Thread Lets a Roulette Decide the First Move of a Day Off — 5ch Reacts: “What Even Is This?”

    On 5ch’s News VIP board, a thread went up using a “roulette” format — deciding what to do first on a day off based on the last digit of a post’s timestamp (a classic 5ch dice-roll gimmick). Roll 1–3 and it’s off to the laundromat; roll 4–6 and it’s a trip to the super sento (public bathhouse), and so on down the list of assigned destinations. Along the way, a regular posting in a distinctive character voice (´・ω・`) kept shooting down other users’ repeated attempts to hijack the thread with calls for an “ohagi festival” (ohagi being a sweet rice cake). The thread rolled on through chatter about laundry, breakfast, and the weather, and got a laugh partway through when someone posted a photo of what looked like a bootleg Kinnikuman-eraser figure, prompting the reaction: “what even is this.”

    1AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:42
    (´・ω・`) Last-digit Holiday Roulette! Here we go—
    1-3 Laundromat 🌀
    4-6 Public bathhouse ♨
    3AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:42
    (*´ω`*) 000-999: Ohagi Festival! (ohagi = sweet rice cakes)
    4AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:43
    Re: #3
    (´・ω・`) Begone.
    7AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:44
    You're spinning the roulette every single time you post, you know.
    10AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:45
    Re: #7
    (´・ω・`) I'm only spinning it on posts that actually say "roulette."
    12AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:45
    (*´ω`*) Ohagi roulette! 000-999 means Ohagi Festival!
    13AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:46
    Re: #12
    (´・ω・`) Vanish.
    14AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:46
    The self-proclaimed "Exploding Betting-Slip Master," village chief of the Hoihoi Room, raises the flag to let roulette decide his first move toward some off-roading today 🏁(´・ω・`)
    16AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:47
    Re: #14
    (´・ω・`) Being greedy isn't good.
    15AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:46
    ( ・᷇ὢ・᷆ ) Guessing you're not working today or something?
    17AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:47
    Re: #15
    (´・ω・`) Today's my day off.
    18AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:48
    (*´ω`*) Why is ohagi not allowed!?
    21AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:49
    Re: #18
    (´・ω・`) Go do that in your own thread.
    19AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:49
    ( ・᷄ὢ・᷅ ) Good morning.
    つ💩と (here, have some poop)
    22AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:49
    Re: #19
    (´・ω・`) Take it back home with you.
    20AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:49
    Whoa, hold on — is today just gonna be wall-to-wall poop talk?
    23AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:50
    Re: #20
    (´・ω・`) Nope.
    24AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:50
    Re: #23
    Alright! So what are you gonna eat, Mambo-kun?!
    25AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:51
    Re: #24
    (´・ω,・`) Tomato.
    つ🍅と Toma-toma~
    29AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:53
    (´・ω・`) First blue sky in a while, indeed! (using an old-fashioned "-gowasu" speech tic)
    31AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:55
    Re: #29
    (´・ω・`) But it looks like it'll rain in the afternoon.
    40AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:03
    ( ・᷇ὢ・᷆ ) Is there slot-machine time today?
    41AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:04
    Re: #40
    (´・ω・`) Nope.
    42AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:05
    ( ・᷇ὢ・᷆ ) …*sulk*
    43AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:07
    Re: #42
    (´・ω・`) You go play the slots yourself.
    44AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:08
    Re: #43
    ( ・᷇ὢ·᷆ ) I'm an upstanding citizen, so I'm at work right now.
    48AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:19
    That's just how elegant Mambo-kun's days off are.
    49AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:20
    Re: #48
    (´・ω・`) Phew…
    つ🍵と (here, have some tea)
    58AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:26
    A bootleg mashup figure — something like "Robin Big-the-Budo Black Hole Springman Brocken Buffalo" (garbled names of several different Kinnikuman wrestlers)
    64AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:33
    Re: #58
    (´・ω・`) What even is this.
    61AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:28
    And for some reason there's a ton of these "rare" Sunshine knockoffs
    67AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:35
    Re: #61
    (´・ω・`) Wonder if kinkeshi (Kinnikuman eraser figures) are even still a thing.
    72AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:37
    There's a certain charm to it, isn't there
    75AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:39
    Re: #72
    (´・ω・`) Nice, a Mountain figure.
    76AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:42
    (´・∀・`) Sleepy, but I really oughta get my life in order soon, gotta-neba~ (a pun on "neba": both "must" and the sticky "neba-neba" of natto)
    l⌒O⌒O⌒l
    | Y Y Y Y |
    | Y Y Y Y |
    | Y Y Y Y |
    77AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:42
    Re: #76
    (´・ω・`) Wonder if that's the real deal.
    79AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:43
    Re: #77
    ⁽⁽ ᡣ(´・∀・`)੭ ⁾⁾ Yep, turned out to be the real thing!
    81AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:43
    Re: #79
    This one's a total pig, maaan ( 🫵・᷄ὢ·᷆ )
    83AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:44
    Re: #79
    ⁽⁽ ᡣ(´・ω・`)੭ ⁾⁾ Yaaay, yaaay!
    141AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:51
    (´・∀・`) Laundry's done.
    Gonna have pork shabu-shabu salad and toast for breakfast.
    143AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:52
    Re: #141
    (´・ω・`) っ🍜スッ… (slides over a bowl of ramen)
    144AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:53
    Re: #141
    The pig's saying something( ・᷄ὢ·᷅ )!

    Background and Talking Points

    By way of background, News VIP has a deep-rooted culture of regulars who post in a signature character voice (´・ω・`) and keep threads rolling with formulaic back-and-forth, and this thread’s original poster looks to be one of them. The “roulette that decides your next move by the last digit of your post” is a well-worn time-killing format that turns the thread into a kind of choose-your-own-adventure game — what isn’t obvious from the text alone is that this is a recurring genre of thread, not a one-off. Also, the “kinkeshi” mentioned partway through is short for “Kinnikuman keshigomu” (Kinnikuman erasers), a toy line that was huge in the 1980s and had plenty of unofficial knockoffs (pachimono) floating around — without that context, the exchange can look like plain small talk rather than the in-joke it actually is. The thread itself didn’t produce any real controversy or disagreement; it was simply participants enjoying some back-and-forth banter.

    ※This article was compiled and summarized from the 5ch (News VIP) thread “(´・ω・`) A Thread That Just Decides Your First Move on a Day Off by Roulette.”

  • From S-Rank Voice Actress Debates to Hot Takes on Matsumoto: A 5ch ‘NanG’ Chat Roundup

    5ch’s Nandemo Jikkyō board (NanG) is home to freewheeling chat threads where random topics pile up with zero connection to each other. This one’s a textbook example: it opens with the classic question of ‘which female voice actress has S-rank voice quality,’ with Kiritani Hana’s name getting thrown out, then veers into Kagawa Prefecture’s udon culture — including a local-sounding claim that ‘nobody eats instant Nissin Donbei udon there because the restaurants are cheaper anyway’ — and a story about how telling a Downtown fan that Hitoshi Matsumoto is ‘basically just a YouTuber now’ got them furious. There’s no unifying theme here; each reply brings its own mix of agreement, pushback, and jokes.

    5AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:45
    17AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:01
    Name some female voice actresses with S-rank voice quality
    19AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:03
    Re: #17
    Kiritani Hana 😊
    22AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:04
    Re: #21

    24AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:05
    25AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:05
    I'm 38 and job hunting — physical labor's too rough on me, so I want an office job
    26AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:06
    Re: #25
    Real talk, nobody's hiring some middle-aged guy for office work
    28AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:07
    Re: #25
    Why not just go on welfare at this point?
    Do you even really want to work?
    38AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:11
    41AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:11
    Is Takane Lui a short sleeper too?
    43AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:12
    Re: #41
    Wrong kanji — it's Takane Lui 😡
    51AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:19
    Udon is a staple food here ☝
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EOz3SJjUwAEkEZt.jpg
    52AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:21
    Re: #51
    It's supposedly 300 years in the future and Nissin still exists?
    81AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:31
    Re: #51
    Besides, in Kagawa restaurant udon is cheaper than instant Donbei, so nobody eats Donbei there anyway
    53AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:21
    Told a Downtown Matsumoto fan 'but isn't Matsumoto basically just a YouTuber these days,' and they completely lost it
    62AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:27
    Re: #53
    Loved Real Ponkikki (a kids' variety show)
    55AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:23
    56AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:24
    Re: #55
    Wait, is that Kotone!?
    60AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:26
    Even as you guys post nonsense on this dumb forum right now, people in North Korea are suffering from hunger
    There's no time difference, so at least spare them a thought
    64AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:27
    Re: #60
    Does 'sparing a thought' actually change anything?
    66AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:27
    Re: #60
    Why don't they just defect, then?
    69AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:28
    Re: #60
    Glad I was born in Japan
    65AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:27
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    90AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:35
    94AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:36
    Re: #81
    They eat it in Kochi
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GjQxcC5aMAAjVk-.jpg
    108AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:41
    110AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:42

    Background and Talking Points

    Threads like this are typical of the Nandemo Jikkyō (NanG) board’s chat-thread style, which often opens with a slice-of-life line and isn’t tied to any particular news story — instead, participants just toss out whatever topic comes to mind. Since a prompt like ‘S-rank voice quality’ has no clear criteria, these debates tend to drift along without ever reaching a conclusion, and Kiritani Hana’s name coming up is just one poster’s opinion. Likewise, the claim that ‘restaurant udon is cheaper than instant Donbei’ in Kagawa reflects one local’s personal sense of things rather than any statistical backing. And the exchange about Hitoshi Matsumoto captures a slice of ongoing chatter about how public perception of celebrities has shifted as they appear on TV less — it isn’t meant to assert any settled fact.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyō G) thread ‘The laundry’s going to dry great today, so hurry up and get the washing machine going already 🏡🍬🏰‘.

  • Streamer Daisuke Hori Vowed ‘I Won’t Cut the Stream’ — Then Took a 2-Hour Break After a Call With Dr. Kanya Takasu

    Streamer Daisuke Hori is in the middle of his ongoing ’30-minute sleep’ endurance livestream project. Despite repeatedly insisting he ‘wouldn’t cut the stream,’ he abruptly reversed course after a call with physician-YouTuber Kanya Takasu, announcing ‘I’m cutting the stream for 2 hours’ and admitting he’d take a nap. The sudden about-face became a hot topic on 5ch, drawing reactions from every angle — whether he’s really a short sleeper, how much money the project is bringing in, and what to make of his exchange with fellow participant Hosoi, who’s also on scene.

    9AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:59
    LOL they only clipped the split-second he closed his eyes
    11AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:59
    Hasn't this whole week basically turned into an 'endure not sleeping' contest?
    He's lost his usual edge
    13AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:00
    He's basically admitting he's about to lose his mind lol
    14AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:00
    He was asleep, so he doesn't even have a sense that 2 hours have passed
    15AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:00
    Seeing them standing side by side, this Hosoi guy really is skinny lol
    Meanwhile our boy Horidai is ripped and sturdy, so proud of him
    Guess short sleepers really are built different
    16AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:00
    LOL that 2-hour nap made him weirdly full of energy
    18AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:01
    100k concurrent viewers, huge success
    He's probably pulled in tens of millions of yen off this project alone
    108AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:30
    Re: #19
    Nah, with 1,000 concurrent viewers a 3-hour stream brings in about ¥3,000, so at 100x that concurrent count, even a rough calc over a 168-hour week easily clears ¥10 million
    20AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:02
    The whole point of the livestream was to prove the '30-minute sleep' claim — if he stops streaming for more than 30 minutes a day, it doesn't prove anything anymore
    31AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:06
    Didn't watch it, what happened?
    Did he fake a stream outage to sneak in some sleep or something?
    42AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:10
    Re: #31
    Video call with Kanya Takasu in the afternoon
    ↓
    Hori: 'I'm at my limit… I never actually said I'd only sleep 30 minutes…'
    ↓
    Takasu: 'You've always been the type to take naps too, haven't you, Hori?'
    ↓
    Hori: 'Yeah… the rules are brutal.'
    ↓
    Takasu: 'If it's dangerous, let's change the rules and finish this safely!'
    ↓
    Hori: 'Okay! Naps are allowed then! I'm cutting the stream for 2 hours starting now!'
    47AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:10
    Re: #42
    Don't care if the rules are tough lol
    33AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:06
    Daisuke Hori suddenly struck a 'KBTIT'-style pose lol (an obscure meme reference to a defensive stance)
    Bet he's totally intimidated by this Hosoi guy
    38AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:08
    Re: #33
    LOL he's barely saying anything now
    Seems super nervous right now
    63AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:16
    Re: #33
    He's only picking up comments that hit exactly where he doesn't want to be touched, so he's on guard
    39AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:09
    'Dragon' Hosoi
    Went from Shibumaku (an elite prep school) to Chiba University's med school, used to be a gyaru-o (flashy tanned pretty-boy type), and it's all natural, no plastic surgery — a genuinely elite guy
    Types like Hori or 'Edger' probably can't handle a guy like that
    41AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:10
    Re: #39
    Doesn't he lose outright to Horidai in terms of physique?
    I thought Hosoi would be more built than that
    44AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:10
    Re: #39
    Then again, Hori might be so far gone at this point that nobody knows what he'll do, so they're probably both keeping their guard up
    51AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:12
    Re: #39
    Who's 'Edger'?
    62AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:16
    Who is this bearded guy who looks like Hiroyuki (the 2channel founder)?
    66AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:18
    Re: #62
    He's a doctor
    The guy who's always acting tough on 'Reiwa no Tora' (a business-pitch reality show, like a Japanese Shark Tank)
    83AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:23
    How much is he actually making off this, really?
    97AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:27
    Re: #83
    The Super Chat donations are insane
    92AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:26
    Looks cool, like an action movie star
    https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2085633368247652352/vid/avc1/464×280/iQMFeEwOKWZ3A1HB.mp4
    96AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:27
    Since it's Kanya, he can't just brush him off, so he keeps getting cornered
    99AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:28
    Takasu's probably sick of it too, since the chat's been going on like that the whole time
    121AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:33
    He's earning our entire annual salary in a single week — no wonder he can't stop laughing lol
    131AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:37
    Re: #121
    He's got staff to pay and probably sank a lot of money into all the setup, so what he actually pockets isn't that huge
    There's Super Chat and everything, but once this wraps up people probably won't even bring it up anymore — once the novelty wears off, it's over
    124AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:34
    Not sleeping is supposedly his normal life, yet somehow not sleeping is the challenge
    126AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:36
    Re: #124
    Let's keep saying this no matter what, forever
    125AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:36
    So, in the end, is Daisuke Hori actually a short sleeper or not?
    132AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:37
    Re: #125
    Apparently he only slept 2 hours, so yeah, that checks out
    133AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:38
    Re: #125
    No idea if it's really 30-minute sleep, but he's definitely a short sleeper
    146AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:44
    So what ended up happening with the microsleep thing?
    148AnonymousSep 14, 2026 00:45
    Re: #146
    Just now he doubled down: 'I slept! Because it felt good! Isn't a head spa basically for sleeping anyway?!'

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Daisuke Hori appears to be running an endurance livestream project built around sleeping only 30 minutes a day, and this thread is live commentary on how it’s unfolding. The replies show that while he initially declared he wouldn’t take any naps, a call with physician-YouTuber Kanya Takasu led to a proposed rule change, and Hori ended up allowing himself a nap by framing it as ‘cutting the stream for 2 hours.’ Opinions in the thread are split over whether this reversal was a sensible call that prioritized his health, or whether it undermines the entire premise of the project. It’s also worth noting that the earnings figures being thrown around are estimates users worked out backward from the concurrent viewer count — Hori himself hasn’t disclosed any actual numbers, which is easy to mistake for fact. Likewise, the comments about Hosoi’s background and physique are unverified claims from the thread and should be treated with caution.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5channel (Nanademo Jikkyo G) thread “[Great News] Daisuke Hori Starts Claiming He ‘Didn’t Cut the Stream for 2 Hours’ lololololololololololololololol.”