Category: Baseball

  • Ohtani Sits Out Second Straight Game, Bolts Stadium Right After Final Out — 5ch Debates Whether He Should Even Be on the Bench

    Dodgers pitcher Shohei Ohtani sat out for a second consecutive game against the Nationals on September 4 (September 5 JST). He appeared on the bench in the late innings, joined the team’s celebration huddle after the win, then immediately bolted back behind the bench and hurried out of the stadium the moment the game ended. In 5ch’s live-thread discussion, opinions were split over why he refuses to go on the injured list (IL) despite carrying an injury, and how to judge him dutifully showing up on the bench even while sidelined. Some posters sarcastically noted “the lineup’s been dead ever since Ohtani stopped playing,” while others voiced concern about the state of his neck, biceps, and knee.

    Dodgers pitcher Shohei Ohtani sat out the Nationals game at home on the 4th (5th JST), marking his second straight day of rest. He headed straight home right after the game — a “lightning-fast exit” for the second day in a row.

    After appearing on the bench late in the game and joining the victory huddle, he suddenly took off running behind the bench, making a “lightning-fast” getaway.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousSep 5, 2026 18:35
    This guy really is an attention-seeker, huh
    5AnonymousSep 5, 2026 18:35
    LMAO, now he's not even bothering to show up on the bench anymore
    11AnonymousSep 5, 2026 18:36
    Guess he doesn't care what his teammates think of him.
    Mentally strong in a way, I suppose.
    46AnonymousSep 5, 2026 18:46
    Re: #11
    It's right there in his elementary school yearbook essay —
    'Types of people Ohtani dislikes':

    'people who kill the vibe' ←…wait, huh?
    13AnonymousSep 5, 2026 18:36
    If he's just going to run home right after, he might as well not have shown up at all —
    he's not even playing anyway.
    48AnonymousSep 5, 2026 18:47
    Re: #13
    Nah, there's still cheering the team on —
    being part of the team's unity is basically an obligation.
    Not showing up on the bench at all would've been really bad.
    15AnonymousSep 5, 2026 18:37
    Why is he so stubbornly refusing to go on the IL?
    Think about the team for once.
    29AnonymousSep 5, 2026 18:40
    Re: #15
    Maybe there's a pay-cut clause in his contract?
    30AnonymousSep 5, 2026 18:41
    Re: #15
    It's because he's not thinking about it at all.
    19AnonymousSep 5, 2026 18:38
    He probably thinks this kind of thing is funny.
    26AnonymousSep 5, 2026 18:39
    Re: #19
    Didn't need to go and run either, honestly —
    it's just cringe on every level.
    36AnonymousSep 5, 2026 18:43
    Not just Ohtani — you never really hear about Japanese MLB players hanging out with teammates off the field, outside of lip-service comments.
    42AnonymousSep 5, 2026 18:44
    Re: #36
    Matsui used to go hang out at his teammates' houses all the time back in his Yankees days.
    44AnonymousSep 5, 2026 18:45
    He's useless at hitting, pitching, and fielding right now, but since he won't go on the IL, the team's basically stuck playing with one less roster spot.
    65AnonymousSep 5, 2026 18:54
    Re: #44
    Seriously just in the way, lol.
    53AnonymousSep 5, 2026 18:48
    Staying great over a long career is a huge part of what makes a player truly great.
    It's starting to look doubtful Ohtani can pull that off, though he might still manage it if he focused on pitching alone.
    67AnonymousSep 5, 2026 18:55
    Re: #53
    The 'flash in the pan' type (lit. 'peak gust of wind') tends to get remembered later wrapped in romance — but also for poor self-management and reckless spending.
    54AnonymousSep 5, 2026 18:49
    Re: #48
    He wasn't even cheering until the 7th inning though…
    63AnonymousSep 5, 2026 18:53
    Re: #54
    That's exactly why it's so bad.
    In Japan, a pitcher who isn't starting doesn't need to be on the bench, but in the majors, not pitching doesn't mean you're off the team —
    you're still expected to travel with the club and cheer them on.

    Since they come from 'hunter' stock (a common internet trope contrasting Western individualism with Japan's 'farmer' culture), their tradition of team unity runs way stricter than Japanese people tend to assume.
    58AnonymousSep 5, 2026 18:50
    Does he even feel any embarrassment?
    Getting paid something like 100 billion yen and still being called useless.
    62AnonymousSep 5, 2026 18:52
    Re: #58
    Oh right, he's still only in year 3 with the Dodgers.
    If he retires early, he might end up worse off than a death-row inmate (hyperbole about how brutal the fallout from his contract terms would be).
    66AnonymousSep 5, 2026 18:55
    Once Japanese fans lose interest and he stops being profitable, he's going to get absolutely torn apart by the locals.
    72AnonymousSep 5, 2026 18:57
    Re: #66
    I bet the gambling scandal gets dragged back up too.
    79AnonymousSep 5, 2026 19:03
    But tomorrow's news will probably spin it as him gritting through the pain to show up on the bench for the team.
    93AnonymousSep 5, 2026 19:11
    Re: #79
    The media's already struggling to keep covering for him, so the coverage itself is shrinking — they'll probably just gloss over it.
    This is exactly how he fades into the background.
    80AnonymousSep 5, 2026 19:03
    The Dodgers' lineup suddenly got hot the second Ohtani sat out, lmao.
    83AnonymousSep 5, 2026 19:04
    Re: #80
    Even a sloppy Dodgers team wouldn't have everyone chasing the first pitch into a second-base grounder over and over.
    86AnonymousSep 5, 2026 19:06
    Re: #80
    Six hits yesterday, five today — how is that 'hot'?
    That's all thanks to Smith, you idiot.
    82AnonymousSep 5, 2026 19:04
    Where's the injury exactly?
    92AnonymousSep 5, 2026 19:11
    Re: #82
    Neck, biceps, and knee.
    94AnonymousSep 5, 2026 19:14
    Even LA crowds do 'Freddie' chants, but they only do 'Ohtani' chants when he's about to win MVP.
    He's not even that well-liked to begin with.
    97AnonymousSep 5, 2026 19:19
    Re: #94
    Sounds like the Djokovic thing then — mechanical, not heartfelt.
    100AnonymousSep 5, 2026 19:20
    https://youtube.com/shorts/idrk3MqD4gk?si=KJLPST2MaFEPJEcL

    Found actual footage of it lol
    102AnonymousSep 5, 2026 19:21
    Re: #100
    Lmao, they're spinning this into some heartwarming story.
    109AnonymousSep 5, 2026 19:23
    Re: #100
    He's definitely the odd one out on this team.
    111AnonymousSep 5, 2026 19:25
    Re: #100
    Is this really a heartwarming story though?
    Could also read as him getting kind of mocked lol

    Background and key points of this discussion

    In MLB, players generally travel with the team and sit on the bench even for games they’re not playing in, unless placed on the injured list (IL) — unlike Japanese baseball, where a pitcher who isn’t starting is typically treated as fully off duty. What split opinion in the thread was how to judge Ohtani showing up on the bench in line with this custom: some saw it as “fulfilling his obligation,” while others countered that “showing his face and bolting right after is obligation in name only.” Some posters speculated a pay-cut clause in his contract might explain his reluctance to go on the IL, but this is speculation — not something officially announced by the team or Ohtani himself. Comments naming his neck, biceps, and knee as the injured areas should also be treated with caution, since none of these have been officially confirmed as the injury sites.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nanademo Jikkyo G) thread “[Sad News] Shohei Ohtani shows up on the bench in the 8th, then the moment the game ends, suddenly takes off running for home wwwwwwwwwwww.”

  • SoftBank Blanks Seibu 2-0 as Otsu Fires 7 Scoreless Innings — Seibu Slides to Third Straight Loss

    In Pacific League play on September 5, SoftBank beat Seibu 2-0 for their third straight win, holding Seibu to just 4 hits in a shutout loss that stretched Seibu’s losing streak to three games. Starter Otsu worked 7 scoreless innings, and Kurihara chipped in 2 hits and 2 RBI. SoftBank now leads second-place Seibu by 7 games with their magic number down to 14, edging closer to a long-awaited third straight Pacific League pennant. A first-inning replay review over whether a runner had reached second base also became a talking point, with posters split on a play that was tough to call from video alone.

    Seibu.     0 0 0  0 0 0  0 0 0|0

    SoftBank  1 0 0  0 0 1  0 0 X|2

    [Battery]

    Source: nikkansports.com / Original article here

    5AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:53
    Ham-kasu (derogatory nickname for Fighters fans)
    Korokoro (flip-flopper)
    Ponko (dated ethnic slur)
    Treasure
    96 wins
    Big idiot
    Copycat
    Hokkaido native
    Dentsu
    Geezer
    Scrub
    One-year (contract)
    lol (lit. "grass")
    Non-tender
    Dodgers

    Arashi's catchphrase
    11AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:54
    Maaya Uchida extends her "Goddess of Victory" legend (the voice actress is seen as a lucky charm whenever she attends games)

    But wait, Kamichatani's starting tomorrow —
    was he really out there coaching Uchida on her ceremonial first-pitch form before today's game…?
    15AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:55
    Hakata Hanamaru: "A lot of people nationwide dislike the Hawks, so I don't talk about them on national broadcasts"

    A line from a Downtown bar-hopping segment a few years back

    If you've ever left Fukuoka, you'll know this is true
    16AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:55
    7 games up on second-place Seibu with a magic number of 14
    That long-awaited third straight Pacific League pennant is coming into view
    26AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:59
    So that makes 7 straight wins with "Nee-taso" around then (fan nickname, inside joke — if you know, you know).
    28AnonymousSep 5, 2026 17:03
    Otsu: "I pitched today thinking, come on infield, don't make an error on me"
    29AnonymousSep 5, 2026 17:03
    At this rate, SoftBank might actually be more scared of the Fighters making the Climax Series
    They don't seem to have much of an inferiority complex against the Fighters lately
    33AnonymousSep 5, 2026 17:07
    Re: #29
    There's a 3-game series in Fukuoka next week, so it probably comes down to that
    38AnonymousSep 5, 2026 17:14
    Re: #29
    Honestly, I'd rather Seibu stayed in second
    42AnonymousSep 5, 2026 17:16
    Re: #29
    It's like they let them win just to get cocky before the big stumble at the end
    63AnonymousSep 5, 2026 17:51
    What was that thing in the first inning?
    What was Genda even appealing about?
    64AnonymousSep 5, 2026 17:52
    Re: #63
    He was appealing that Shuto never touched second base
    65AnonymousSep 5, 2026 17:53
    There just wasn't proof — he probably didn't touch it
    Otherwise they wouldn't bother with a replay request
    68AnonymousSep 5, 2026 17:55
    Re: #65
    Genda was staring right at it, so maybe so
    73AnonymousSep 5, 2026 18:07
    Re: #65
    From the replay footage, it looks like he touched it
    90AnonymousSep 5, 2026 18:49
    Re: #65
    You don't need to "step on" the base
    Just "touching" it is enough

    It's not about whether he stepped on it,
    it's about whether he made contact —
    even with a toe or the side of the foot, contact is all it takes
    66AnonymousSep 5, 2026 17:54
    So if the Fighters lose today or tomorrow, and SoftBank wins tomorrow, the magic number drops by 3 at once?
    70AnonymousSep 5, 2026 18:01
    Re: #66
    Rare, but not unheard of
    I think the Hanshin Tigers dropped theirs by 3 last year
    In the Pacific League, when records are tied, the magic number is decided by head-to-head results between the teams in question
    If the number of draws is equal,
    once a team takes the head-to-head lead, the magic number can drop by as much as 3 at once if the conditions line up
    77AnonymousSep 5, 2026 18:21
    Re: #73
    It was a close call
    That's why the review took so long
    82AnonymousSep 5, 2026 18:31
    Re: #77
    It really wasn't that long

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    The Pacific League magic number is a rough measure of how many more wins are needed to clinch the pennant, and depending on other teams’ results, it can drop by more than one in a single game. The thread got into the rule that when winning percentages are tied, head-to-head results between the teams involved decide the tiebreaker — with posters recalling a past case where the number dropped by 3 in one game once the right conditions lined up. The other point of debate was the first-inning replay review, centered on whether the runner at second base had actually reached the bag. Under baseball’s rules, a runner is safe as long as they “touch” the base rather than fully “step on” it — contact from a toe or any part of the body is enough. That standard can be hard to judge from video alone, and it’s a detail that’s surprisingly not well known.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geisoku Sokuho+) thread “[Baseball] Pacific League H 2-0 L [9/5] — Hawks win again, Otsu 7 scoreless innings, Kurihara 2 hits 2 RBI, Seibu shut out on 4 hits for 3rd straight loss”.

  • Comparing 30 Years of Giants Lineups, 5ch Says ‘1999 Was the Golden Year’

    A poster who says they’ve been watching Yomiuri Giants baseball since 1996 started a thread on 5ch’s Nandemo Jikkyo G board listing out the team’s starting lineup year by year. The 1999 lineup — featuring Toshihisa Nishi, Takayuki Shimizu, Hideki Matsui, Kazuhiro Kiyohara, and Yoshinobu Takahashi — and the 2002 lineup, which paired Matsui with Kiyohara, drew the most “this is the best” votes, while commenters said the lineup lost its “special feeling” starting around 2013, when Shuichi Murata, Jose Lopez, and John Bowker were in the mix. Comparing those glory years to the current 2026 lineup, posters also disagreed over whether Hayato Sakamoto counts as a star and why the Giants can no longer land big-name free agents.

    1AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:02
    My beloved Giants — their starting lineup these days is a genuinely pitiful sight.
    I'm going to post the lineup year by year starting from 1996, when I first became old enough to watch baseball.
    7AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:05
    1999
    1 (2B) Toshihisa Nishi
    2 (LF) Takayuki Shimizu
    3 (CF) Hideki Matsui
    4 (1B) Kazuhiro Kiyohara
    5 (RF) Yoshinobu Takahashi
    6 (3B) Daisuke Motoki
    7 (SS) Tomohiro Nioka
    8 (C) Shin-ichi Murata
    9 (P) Koji Uehara
    45AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:18
    Re: #7
    Yeah, 1999 really is the one
    14AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:07
    2002
    1 (LF) Takayuki Shimizu
    2 (SS) Tomohiro Nioka
    3 (RF) Yoshinobu Takahashi
    4 (CF) Hideki Matsui
    5 (1B) Kazuhiro Kiyohara
    6 (3B) Satoshi Eto
    7 (2B) Toshihisa Nishi
    8 (C) Shinnosuke Abe
    9 (P) Koji Uehara

    By the way, this is my favorite Giants team ever
    81AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:34
    Re: #14
    Yeah, this is the best one, hands down, after watching for 30 years
    Sad to think it's already 24 years ago though
    83AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:37
    Re: #14
    The Daiei Hawks had a stacked lineup back then too, but the Giants were still stronger
    39AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:15
    2013
    1 (CF) Hisayoshi Chono
    2 (RF) Yoshiyuki Kamei
    3 (SS) Hayato Sakamoto
    4 (C) Shinnosuke Abe
    5 (3B) Shuichi Murata
    6 (1B) Jose Lopez
    7 (LF) John Bowker
    8 (2B) Takayuki Terauchi
    9 (P) Tomoyuki Sugano
    43AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:17
    Re: #39
    This is around where it stopped feeling special
    49AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:20
    Re: #39
    Wait, Bowker was already 13 years ago?…
    68AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:30
    I didn't think this at the time, but after watching for 30 years…
    Re: #39
    Things really started going downhill once Abe was forced into the cleanup spot in 2013
    41AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:16
    2014
    1 (RF) Hisayoshi Chono
    2 (CF) Itaru Hashimoto
    3 (SS) Hayato Sakamoto
    4 (C) Shinnosuke Abe
    5 (LF) Anderson
    6 (3B) Shuichi Murata
    7 (1B) Jose Lopez
    8 (2B) Haruhisa Kataoka
    9 (P) Tomoyuki Sugano
    46AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:19
    Re: #41
    I liked Lesley (Anderson)
    Wonder if he could've done more if he weren't such a "Spelunker" type (Japanese baseball slang for an injury-prone player, from the old video game)
    44AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:18
    2016
    1 (CF) Hisayoshi Chono
    2 (RF) Yoshiyuki Kamei
    3 (SS) Hayato Sakamoto
    4 (1B) Shinnosuke Abe
    5 (3B) Shuichi Murata
    6 (LF) Garrett
    7 (2B) Cruz
    8 (C) Seiji Kobayashi
    9 (P) Tomoyuki Sugano

    Start of the Yoshinobu Takahashi managerial era
    Brings back that feeling from back then of "he could still do it as a pinch hitter…"
    59AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:25
    Re: #44
    The previous year, the best pinch hitter on the team was Yoshinobu himself, with maybe Donki (nickname) or someone a distant second
    And on top of that, Ibata was gone too
    47AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:19
    2017
    1 (CF) Dai-Kang Yang
    2 (2B) Magee
    3 (SS) Hayato Sakamoto
    4 (1B) Shinnosuke Abe
    5 (3B) Shuichi Murata
    6 (LF) Yoshiyuki Kamei
    7 (RF) Hisayoshi Chono
    8 (C) Seiji Kobayashi
    9 (P) Tomoyuki Sugano
    82AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:37
    Re: #47
    Re: #57
    Looking at it point by point, this stretch isn't actually bad even after the decline had started
    55AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:23
    2021
    1 (LF) Seiya Matsubara
    2 (SS) Hayato Sakamoto
    3 (CF) Yoshihiro Maru
    4 (3B) Kazuma Okamoto
    5 (1B) Wheeler
    6 (RF) Takayuki Kajitani
    7 (C) Takumi Oshiro
    8 (2B) Naoki Yoshikawa
    9 (P) Yuki Takahashi
    58AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:25
    Re: #55
    That's pretty rough
    57AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:24
    2022
    1 (2B) Naoki Yoshikawa
    2 (SS) Hayato Sakamoto
    3 (CF) Yoshihiro Maru
    4 (3B) Kazuma Okamoto
    5 (1B) Sho Nakata
    6 (RF) Polanco
    7 (LF) Walker
    8 (C) Takumi Oshiro
    9 (P) Shosei Togo
    63AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:27
    2026
    1 (LF) Cabbage
    2 (CF) Tsuyoshi Matsumoto
    3 (SS) Yuta Izumiguchi
    4 (1B) Dalbec
    5 (C) Yukinori Kishida
    6 (RF) Raito Nakayama
    7 (3B) Hayato Sakamoto
    8 (2B) Shunsuke Urata
    9 (P) Kazuyuki Takemaru

    No matter how many times I look at it, this year really is the worst
    66AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:29
    Re: #63
    Still impressive they stayed in first-place contention with the "star-studded" Hanshin Tigers until September with this lineup
    65AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:28
    Why couldn't Sakamoto become a star?
    70AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:30
    Re: #65
    He's obviously a superstar
    74AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:31
    Re: #70
    I barely ever see him in commercials though
    78AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:32
    Re: #70
    If you haven't gone to the majors, you're not a "star"
    Not in this day and age, anyway
    67AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:29
    Will the Giants ever produce another core player?
    If they don't get another Sakamoto- or Okamoto-caliber talent, the team is finished
    73AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:31
    Re: #67
    Well, over a span of decades, every team eventually produces a monster talent
    75AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:31
    Is finishing 2nd really that impressive?
    Even a Hanshin team that was all foreigners except Toriya, or one leaning on MLB returnees and imports, managed that before
    79AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:33
    Re: #75
    Please, lay off the Chunichi Dragons
    77AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:32
    Re: #73
    Is there anyone who looks like they could become that guy?
    Guys like Asano or Ishizuka don't seem capable of it, right?
    80AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:33
    Re: #77
    That includes players who aren't even born yet, you know
    We're talking about a span of decades here
    91AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:49
    It's funny how everyone overlooks that the Giants never ran out of homegrown, high-school-draft franchise players
    Though I guess poaching stars from other teams makes a bigger impression
    93AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:50
    Re: #91
    If Asano or Ishizuka actually develop properly, they'll get their due credit
    Though it's probably not happening
    97AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:54
    Foreign players are a lot tougher to land than they used to be, too
    Someone like Dalbec doesn't hold a candle to Ramirez
    100AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:56
    Re: #97
    They actually have a pretty good hit rate scouting their own imports
    Not many NPB teams can match the Giants when it comes to homegrown-scouted foreign players
    101AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:56
    Maru was the last big free-agent signing, wasn't he
    Poaching a player of that caliber again seems impossible now
    Everyone just heads to the majors instead
    106AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:01
    Re: #101
    When it comes to money, SoftBank is on another level now
    108AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:03
    Re: #101
    Even if they miss out on someone like Kondo, they still land guys like Moritomo and Yamakawa — it's not that the Giants have declined, it's just that their old-time pull doesn't reach as far anymore and they keep getting beaten to the punch
    110AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:05
    Re: #74
    Come to think of it, did Hideki Matsui — a bona fide superstar — even appear in commercials?
    112AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:07
    Re: #110
    Yeah, he was in tons of them

    Background and Key Points of This Debate

    The Giants earned their reputation as a “star-studded team” largely thanks to the roster from the late 1990s through the early 2000s, when free agency let them sign top players away from other clubs — Kazuhiro Kiyohara from the Seibu Lions, Satoshi Eto from the Hiroshima Carp — while also fielding homegrown franchise names like Hideki Matsui and Yoshinobu Takahashi. The turning point the thread identifies is around 2013, which coincides with the aging of that core, a growing trend of Japanese stars heading straight to MLB, and the rise of deep-pocketed rivals like SoftBank in the bidding war for top free agents. Opinions split over whether Hayato Sakamoto counts as a “star”: some point to his lack of media and commercial appearances, while others argue his on-field record alone makes him a clear superstar — a subjective debate that the facts cited in the thread (his commercial history, the fact he never went to MLB) don’t really settle either way. It’s also worth noting that some posters attribute the fading “pull” behind the Giants’ big free-agent signings not to the Giants’ own decline, but to rival clubs getting stronger — so this isn’t simply a one-sided knock on the team.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “When Did the Giants Stop Being a Star-Studded Team?.”

  • Munetaka Murakami’s Strikeout Rate Nears 40% ‘Danger Zone’… U.S. Media Calls His Numbers ‘Dismal’

    White Sox infielder Munetaka Murakami (26) can’t seem to shake his slump. In the game against the Astros on the 3rd (4th in Japan time), he went 0-for-4 with three strikeouts, dropping his batting average to .213. He hasn’t homered since his 29th on August 18. U.S. outlet the Chicago Sun-Times reported that his strikeout rate since August 1 has hit 38.4%, calling it a “danger zone.” On 5channel, opinions split between those defending him as “above average” thanks to his high OPS, and those alarmed by his sinking average and rising strikeout rate.

    [MLB] Munetaka Murakami’s strikeout rate is alarming… nearing a 40% “danger zone,” U.S. media calls it “a dismal performance”

    White Sox infielder Munetaka Murakami’s (26) sky-high strikeout rate is drawing attention. With the team chasing a division title, he still can’t climb out of his slump — going 0-for-4 with three strikeouts on the road against the Astros on the 3rd (4th Japan time). He hasn’t homered since his 29th on August 18 (19th Japan time), and his batting average has sunk to .213.

    What’s most concerning is the strikeout rate: U.S. outlet the Chicago Sun-Times reported that “Murakami’s strikeout rate since August 1 stands at 38.4%,” calling it a “danger zone.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:22
    Everyone knew this would happen before the team even signed him.
    4AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:23
    Looks like we've got another washed-up case (owakon) right here.
    6AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:23
    Baseball (yakyuu) is collapsing fast, lol

    Nothing but bad news for baseball fanboys (yakibuta) all year — nonstop frustration.
    8AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:24
    That's exactly why no team but the White Sox even wanted him…
    15AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:26
    Baseball is completely done, lmao, finally down to zero stars lol lol

    Soccer's got Zion, basketball's got Hachimura — total victory.
    51AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:40
    Re: #15
    The soccer players are riding the bench in Europe.
    16AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:26
    Batting average .211 (.171 with runners in scoring position)
    20AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:27
    A .213 average is no joke — that's cut-from-the-team territory even if you hit 50 homers.
    24AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:28
    Pulling a muscle after running 20 meters? That's just what happens when you're out of shape.
    29AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:29
    Are Japanese position players cratering right along with Ohtani's decline? Man, they flipped on him fast over there.
    31AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:29
    Baseball is garbage (yakyuunko), totally washed up

    NHK shouldn't be paying MLB for broadcast rights.
    33AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:30
    Strikeouts don't matter as long as OPS is high. Not striking out is pointless if you're just gonna be like Yoshida.
    37AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:34
    Re: #33
    His OPS in August was .683. September's barely started and it's already .349. "Doesn't matter as long as it's high" — nobody with normal sense could say that looking at this disaster, lol.
    34AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:30
    Baseball's such a small world globally, and he still can't cut it?

    MLB 2025 Opening Day roster by country:
    1st: Dominican Republic (100), 2nd: Venezuela (63), 3rd: Cuba (26), 4th: Puerto Rico (16), 5th: Canada (13), 6th: Japan (12), 7th: Mexico (11), 8th: Curaçao (4), 9th: Panama (4), 10th: South Korea (3)
    35AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:31
    Fine, trade the strikeouts for more grounders to second — doesn't help much either way, since you'd get some productive outs but also double plays.
    38AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:35
    So he just hadn't been scouted properly until now? His average is just too awful.
    40AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:35
    Pitchers already figured him out ages ago — the shine's completely worn off.
    41AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:36
    Really goes to show how amazing Ohtani is, putting up results year after year.
    44AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:36
    People say three years in the league makes you legit, but who's really done that besides Ohtani, Yamamoto, and Seiya? Considering how everyone's aiming for the majors these days, isn't the quality and quantity way too thin?
    55AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:42
    And to think, back in Japan they used to call this guy a god.
    57AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:43
    Re: #55
    Only a handful of Yakult fans ever called him that.
    66AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:48
    Even at the WBC he barely got a hit at the end and struck out constantly. That Triple Crown year was just a one-off hot streak (kakuhen).
    68AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:50
    Re: #66
    Even that year, he cooled off after hitting his 56th homer.
    76AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:53
    Re: #66
    Sure, call the Triple Crown year a hot streak (kakuhen), but he was still top-tier in NPB the other years too, so it's not like he's a one-year wonder. And 29 home runs in his MLB rookie season is plenty impressive on its own.
    69AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:51
    Teams with real World Series hopes can't really afford to roster him, huh.
    70AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:53
    Wait, isn't America supposed to not care about strikeouts as long as you hit home runs? …Huh?
    78AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:54
    Re: #70
    No way that's true. His average is low, and his RBI total is low too.
    84AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:56
    Re: #70
    That's just some sabermetrics nerds going "who cares about a low average or a high strikeout rate!!!"

    Background and Key Points of This Debate

    Munetaka Murakami won NPB’s youngest-ever Triple Crown with the Yakult Swallows in 2022, and moved to the White Sox — the only team that pursued him — via the posting system in the 2025 offseason. The thread’s split opinion centers on how to judge his high strikeout rate: some point to his OPS, which factors in on-base and slugging percentage, and argue his numbers are still above average, while others take a harsher view given his batting average has plunged since August and his strikeout rate has worsened to 38.4%. The gap between his hot streaks and cold streaks seems to be what’s driving the disagreement. His 29 home runs as a rookie are genuinely solid on their own, and how people weigh his current slump against his past track record is a key factor shaping reactions — something worth keeping in mind, since the article alone doesn’t fully convey it.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5channel (Geinou/Sports Express+) thread “[MLB] Munetaka Murakami’s Strikeout Rate Is Alarming… Nearing a 40% ‘Danger Zone,’ U.S. Media Calls It a ‘Dismal’ Performance.”

  • Dark clouds over Ohtani’s bid for 4th straight MVP — 5ch: “Even in a slump, he’s a monster just for being a candidate”

    An article by U.S. media pointing to trouble ahead for Dodgers star Shohei Ohtani’s bid for a fourth consecutive MVP award became a hot topic on 5ch. Ohtani has been unable to pitch for roughly two months, and his hitting also slumped in August, while his biggest rival is closing in fast. If he pulls it off, it would be only the second such feat in history since Barry Bonds. The thread split between skeptics saying “maybe the two-way act has hit its limit” and defenders arguing “just being a candidate in an off year makes him a monster,” with the discussion spreading into rival comparisons and historical MVP records.

    Is Shohei Ohtani’s bid for a 4th straight MVP in trouble? The staggering gap with his rival that U.S. media points to

    Los Angeles Dodgers star Shohei Ohtani is chasing what would be only the second four-consecutive-year MVP run in MLB history, but that possibility is starting to look shaky. He hasn’t taken the mound in roughly two months, and while his hitting has also cooled off in August, his biggest rival is surging. The claim comes from reporter Zach Heiny of the U.S. outlet Dodgers Beat.

    Ohtani won MVP in 2023 with the Los Angeles Angels and in each of the following two years with the Dodgers; winning again this season would put him alongside Barry Bonds with four straight. He was widely seen as the frontrunner for most of the season, but the situation has shifted recently.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    8AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:14
    Am I the only one who thinks it's amazing he shows up in the MVP conversation every single year?
    For every other player, the list of contenders changes year to year.
    52AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:26
    Re: #8
    Just you.
    Everyone on Geisupo (the sports gossip board) hates Ohtani anyway.
    12AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:16
    NHK was so relentless with the Ohtani coverage that this amount of attention actually feels about right now.
    13AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:16
    The two-way player's premium reputation might be over after this year.
    14AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:16
    Running out of steam in September? That's not pro-level.
    15AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:17
    Shohei Ohtani's two-way act is finished.
    16AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:17
    If he wins MVP looking like this, it's a complete fix.
    17AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:17
    Realistically speaking, three years in a row alone is already an insane feat.
    19AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:18
    Forget pitching, the guy's not even making the starting lineup at this point.
    20AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:18
    I can never quite remember the full official name of the MVP award.
    21AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:18
    Wait, he's in the middle of a 3-year streak?
    He needs to promote that more, because nobody knows.
    22AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:18
    He's big for a Japanese guy, so it'll be rough once his body starts breaking down.
    24AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:18
    Maybe he's got a shot if he hands out his signature luxury watches again.
    25AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:18
    This year he's not even standout as a hitter, and he's missed way too much time as a pitcher.
    26AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:18
    He peaked in March for the WBC (World Baseball Classic), and then got knocked out early in the quarterfinals on top of it.
    32AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:20
    Re: #26
    PCA played all the way to the end of the tournament for Team USA, though.
    27AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:19
    Isn't this a case of "chase two rabbits, catch neither"?
    35AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:21
    Turning into a bad investment at 32 is bad news.
    Not living up to the contract money.
    62AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:34
    Re: #35
    He's clearly declining as a male athlete.
    That's exactly where Ohtani is right now.
    36AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:21
    Rui Hachimura, who's even bigger than Ohtani, hasn't had any major injuries despite basketball being way more physically demanding than baseball, yet Ohtani…
    44AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:23
    >"Aiming to become only the second player in MLB history with 4 straight MVPs, but that chance is fading"

    This is the first time he's had such a clearly bad season.
    84AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:54
    Re: #44
    Ohtani having a bad season?
    There was that COVID year, remember.
    46AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:24
    When he can't finish #1 in home runs, they can just cook up some made-up stat like "home runs plus steals combined" to put him at #1 anyway.
    87AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:55
    Re: #46
    Last year too he was right on the edge of winning the home run title, but he didn't care and just rested up since the postseason was coming.
    49AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:24
    I figured this season's slump meant MVP talk wouldn't even come up…
    but turns out he's still a real candidate, lol. Ohtani really is a monster.
    71AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:40
    Re: #49
    He crashed hard in August.
    Up through August he was still in the running.
    But even though he's technically "in it" now, it's just like Lindor two years ago or Schwarber last year — not really a real contest anymore.
    56AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:28
    Guess when it comes to parenting he's just a normal guy after all.
    Behind that otherworldly two-way performance, having two babies at home — yeah, that'll wear you out.
    61AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:32
    Re: #56
    Guess he was really running a "three-way" act this whole time (pitcher, hitter, and dad).
    64AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:36
    Unlike some guy just racking up WAR by being a two-way player,
    PCA is doing it all with his bat alone.
    65AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:39
    Re: #64
    PCA gets credit for his center-field defense too, you know.
    66AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:39
    Re: #64
    He made another incredible defensive play again today.
    80AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:47
    Winning MVP four times alone is already more than enough.
    89AnonymousSep 5, 2026 13:02
    Re: #80
    That's exactly the thing —
    take the steroids out of the picture and he's number one all-time.
    82AnonymousSep 5, 2026 12:49
    But Ohtani is still the only member of the 50-50 club, so……

    Background and key points of this discussion

    The four-consecutive-year MVP streak Ohtani is chasing would match the run Barry Bonds achieved from 2001 to 2004 — an era when Bonds was piling up home runs but was also dogged by steroid-use allegations. The jabs about historical records that come up in the thread only land if you know that context. “PCA,” named as a rival, is never explained and may be confusing to first-time readers, but appears to refer to a player who’s also praised for his center-field defense. Ohtani also underwent elbow surgery in 2023, and since returning to pitching his rest between starts and pitch counts have been carefully managed, so this roughly two-month absence could be seen as an extension of that caution — though the thread doesn’t mention this. It’s also worth noting that the original article doesn’t spell out that MVP voting by the BBWAA weighs team performance alongside individual stats, a nuance that tends to get lost when the debate boils down to raw numbers.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Geisupo Sokuho+) thread “[MLB] Is Shohei Ohtani’s bid for a 4th straight MVP in trouble? The staggering gap with his rival that U.S. media points to.”

  • Shohei Ohtani’s Pitching Comeback This Season All But Dead — 5ch: ‘If He Were My Favorite Player, This Wouldn’t Fly’

    With Dodgers star Shohei Ohtani held out of the starting lineup for a second straight game, manager Dave Roberts told reporters before the game that there’s no structural damage in Ohtani’s right upper arm, but that his return to pitching will be pushed back further than originally planned — making a pitching comeback this season effectively hopeless. On 5ch’s Nanademo Jikkyou G board, reactions split sharply: some worried he isn’t living up to his massive contract, others defended him by pointing out his batting numbers remain elite even as a DH-only player, and still others questioned whether the “two-way player” label even applies to him anymore.

    Dodgers manager Dave Roberts addressed pitcher Shohei Ohtani’s absence from the starting lineup for a second consecutive game before the match. He revealed there is no damage in Ohtani’s right upper arm, but said his pitching return would be delayed. A pitching comeback this season is now considered hopeless.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    6AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:21
    There's still 7 years and ¥70 billion left on this deal and he's already falling apart lol
    70AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:43
    Re: #6
    They already got their ¥100 billion worth ages ago
    The next 7 years are basically him volunteering
    7AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:21
    Well if all he has to focus on now is hitting, his batting should bounce back
    9AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:21
    Can't hit (well, he can), never played defense, can't run, can't pitch
    32 years old
    DH only
    7 years left on the contract

    Sorry but… did we just witness the birth of a death-row inmate?
    16AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:23
    Re: #9
    But 'Big Timee Shohei' still tosses a pitch every once in a while and gives us our dose of inspiration porn (Timee = a Japanese app for one-off, single-shift gig work — i.e., he 'gig-works' as a pitcher now)
    43AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:30
    Re: #9
    If this were a foreign player I actually rooted for, I'd be losing my mind right now
    18AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:24
    If pitching's off the table, his motivation's probably tanking hard
    Wouldn't be surprised if he just fades out from here
    27AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:26
    Re: #18
    Given his personality you can just tell he's sulking
    Like he's thinking, 'Coach, I want to pitch too, get showered with praise, and rake in tons of cash'
    19AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:24
    Re: #7
    He's been DH-only for almost 3 months now
    If anything his numbers keep getting worse
    21AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:25
    Re: #19
    Even with his numbers 'declining' he's still 3rd in OPS — that's monstrous
    Do you have any idea how insane 1st place is?
    Get 1st twice and you're basically a Hall of Famer
    28AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:26
    Re: #21
    Ugh…
    Once people start comparing him downward like this, it really starts to feel like he's washed up
    50AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:31
    Re: #21
    Never heard of that weird rule
    What do you even think the Hall of Fame is
    22AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:25
    Normal players: hit and play defense
    Ohtani: hits, skips defense, pitches instead

    Why is this even called 'two-way' in the first place?
    By that logic every batting pitcher in the Central League is a two-way player
    31AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:27
    Re: #22
    That's an insult to Central League pitchers who go through a full season in the rotation
    30AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:27
    Forget two-way player, is he even reliable as a position player at this point?
    33AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:28
    Re: #30
    He's not a position player, he's a hitter
    34AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:28
    Re: #30
    A DH-only guy isn't a position player, he's a hitter
    44AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:31
    Seriously, start practicing outfield defense already
    47AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:31
    Re: #44
    His knees are shot, outfield's not happening
    48AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:31
    Re: #44
    You think he could ever pull off a basket catch like Ichiro?
    45AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:31
    Bet they'll wheel out the dog again as a cute prop to boost his likability
    52AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:32
    Re: #45
    Lol, I can picture it already
    46AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:31
    If you told him to pick just one, he'd probably drop hitting
    54AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:33
    Re: #46
    Pitching was his original dream anyway, and as a hitter he's pretty much already accomplished everything
    Given how off-the-charts his talent is though, people around him probably wish he'd just focus on hitting
    56AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:35
    Wasn't he injury-prone like this back in his early Angels days too?
    He just wasn't getting this much attention back then
    62AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:39
    Re: #56
    $700 million doesn't come for nothing
    57AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:35
    The guy wins 8 games as a starter AND hits 30 home runs on the side, and still gets ripped apart
    82AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:51
    Re: #57
    Lol, didn't you people say pitcher wins are a meaningless stat
    61AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:38
    And here's the stat line the scum of the earth are trashing him for
    63AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:39
    Re: #61
    For someone supposedly bad in the clutch, he's racking up plenty of RBIs
    65AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:41
    Re: #61
    That RBI total while batting leadoff is insane, no?
    64AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:40
    Even by his own standard, 2022 was his career year as a pitcher and he still didn't win MVP, so there's probably zero motivation left for pitching
    Even Skenes wasn't in the running last year — pitching just doesn't carry the value anymore
    67AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:42
    Re: #64
    Back in his AL days, even when he pitched he basically always lost out to Judge
    The only season Ohtani won MVP was the one where Judge got hurt and missed a long stretch
    72AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:45
    Re: #64
    However you look at it, he's clearly always wanted to pitch, pitch, pitch
    74AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:46
    Re: #70
    They're using that money to sign other big-name players, so it's not that simple
    84AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:53
    Re: #74
    That's a separate issue though
    87AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:57
    I keep thinking he should just be a full-time closer
    Guess Ohtani just doesn't want to do anything but start
    89AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:59
    Re: #87
    A reliever with his caliber of talent being wasted on relief work? Not needed one bit
    99AnonymousSep 5, 2026 10:07
    Re: #87
    It's not that he doesn't want to, it's that he can't

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    Ohtani’s contract with the Dodgers, signed in 2023, is a 10-year, $700 million deal (worth over ¥100 billion at the exchange rate at the time), most of which is deferred. The mismatched figures of “¥70 billion” and “¥100 billion” tossed around in the thread stem from the complexity of this deferred-money structure. The central debate was how to value Ohtani as a hitter now that a pitching comeback looks hopeless — some defended him by pointing to his top-tier OPS, others objected to the “two-way player” label itself, and others worried his motivation is slipping based on talk of lateness or attitude. Manager Roberts’ press conference stressed there is no structural damage to the upper arm, so this is easily misread as a serious injury when it’s really more a matter of usage and conditioning. Note that the claim he has been “showing up late” is unverified hearsay from the thread.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nanademo Jikkyou G) thread “[Bad News] Shohei Ohtani’s Two-Way Career Is Dead This Season WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW“

  • Shohei Ohtani Out of Starting Lineup for Cardinals Game — Homerless in 60 At-Bats Over Last 12 Games After 4-Strikeout Outing

    Dodgers star Shohei Ohtani was left out of the starting lineup for the September 3 (local time) game against the Cardinals. He struck out in all four at-bats the day before, extending a slump in which he’s now gone homerless in 60 at-bats over his last 12 games. With the outlook for his continued two-way play this season uncertain, the benching set off a mix of reactions on 5channel’s Geinou/Sports News+ board — some saying he should be rested, others voicing concern over his health and future career. Discussion also turned to how his workload should be split between pitching and hitting going forward.

    Sports Nippon

    [ September 4, 2026, 07:00 ]

    NL: Dodgers vs. Cardinals (September 3, 2026, Los Angeles)

    Source: sponichi.co.jp / Original article here

    10AnonymousSep 4, 2026 07:47
    Not worth watching without Ohtani in the lineup.
    Sorry, but Yamamoto and Roki (Sasaki) just aren't in the same league — different level of draw entirely.
    41AnonymousSep 4, 2026 07:59
    Re: #10
    Yeah, no kidding.

    Feel bad for the Japanese fans who flew out to watch in person.
    25AnonymousSep 4, 2026 07:51
    NHK pays MLB something like 15 billion yen every year for broadcast rights.
    That's money down the drain.
    Isn't that basically our tax money at that point? (NHK is funded by a mandatory license fee, so people gripe about it like a tax)
    74AnonymousSep 4, 2026 08:08
    Re: #25
    So it's basically like that new stadium Akita's been "considering" building every year. (a running joke — they never actually build it)
    28AnonymousSep 4, 2026 07:52
    Japan's already got its all-time GOAT athlete in Naoya Inoue, so Ohtani can fade away with a clear conscience.
    39AnonymousSep 4, 2026 07:58
    Re: #28
    Inoue's 33 too though, also in the twilight of his career.
    30AnonymousSep 4, 2026 07:53
    What about Murakami, who's a wreck without even having any injuries?
    34AnonymousSep 4, 2026 07:55
    Re: #30
    Murakami and Okamoto both ran out of gas.
    Neither had the stamina to get through a full season.
    46AnonymousSep 4, 2026 08:00
    Re: #30
    Still miles better than a washed-up DH-only guy who hasn't played a single inning of defense.
    32AnonymousSep 4, 2026 07:55
    Re: #1
    Lol

    Re: #523
    138 Anonymous ("much obliged") 2026/09/03 (Thu) 18:05:41.60 ID:yk5HcCDc0
    Re: #1
    Him + his team + his fans: "We just can't figure out what's causing the slump…"

    Everyone else: "Isn't he just overweight? Maybe try losing weight back to what he looked like when he was actually performing well?"

    Him + his team + his fans: "!!!!!!"

    Does watching baseball ("yakyuu" — a mocking slang term for the sport) make you stupid?
    127AnonymousSep 4, 2026 08:26
    Re: #32
    Guess you're not allowed to just say the obvious truth.
    Genuinely creepy.
    133AnonymousSep 4, 2026 08:27
    Re: #127
    He gets treated just like North Korea's Supreme Leader.
    135AnonymousSep 4, 2026 08:28
    Re: #127
    Re: #133
    Seriously, exactly this.
    The way his diehard fans jump in with these off-the-mark, brain-dead defenses is so creepy it gives me chills.
    47AnonymousSep 4, 2026 08:00
    The people who opposed the two-way experiment from the start said "his body won't hold up" — and that's starting to look right.
    He's past his physical peak too, so the two-way approach needs serious rethinking for next season and beyond.
    Why not just split it by season — pitcher one year, hitter the next?
    During pitching seasons he could still come in as a pinch hitter now and then.
    52AnonymousSep 4, 2026 08:02
    Re: #47
    Agreed.
    I think he should focus purely on pitching, and not as a starter — more like closer or setup duty.
    They've already got plenty of starters.
    56AnonymousSep 4, 2026 08:03
    Re: #47
    Once his dynamic vision starts to decline he won't be able to hit anymore anyway, so he should focus on hitting until then, then switch to pitching-only for the rest of his career.
    59AnonymousSep 4, 2026 08:03
    I get the feeling Ohtani actually wants out of the Dodgers.
    Seemed like he got along better with the manager back in his Angels days.
    62AnonymousSep 4, 2026 08:04
    Re: #59
    Yeah, it's pretty obvious his teammates don't like him.
    67AnonymousSep 4, 2026 08:05
    Re: #59,62
    Guess Ippei's presence really did make a huge difference after all. (his former interpreter, Ippei Mizuhara)
    78AnonymousSep 4, 2026 08:10
    Re: #59
    The Angels just got bought out by a motivated, deep-pocketed new owner who's planning a new stadium and a major roster overhaul — if he could go back, that might actually be worth it.
    71AnonymousSep 4, 2026 08:06
    Why has he declined this much?
    He was pitching last year too.
    Is it just age?
    81AnonymousSep 4, 2026 08:11
    Re: #71
    Probably.
    Fatigue piles up day after day and stamina fades day after day —
    no matter how tough a guy is, nobody beats age.
    95AnonymousSep 4, 2026 08:14
    Re: #71
    He got overconfident about his own body and slacked off on maintenance.
    72AnonymousSep 4, 2026 08:07
    That belly fat might actually be intentional — every year by the end of the season his weight drops and he gets completely gassed, so this could be his countermeasure for that.
    Knowing Ohtani, he wouldn't just gain weight for no reason.
    124AnonymousSep 4, 2026 08:25
    Re: #72
    Guess baseball really is played pretty haphazardly.
    128AnonymousSep 4, 2026 08:26
    Re: #72
    Baseball ("yakyuu") really is a shallow sport through and through.
    Unbelievable.
    85AnonymousSep 4, 2026 08:12
    Just sit out the rest of September.
    MVP's out of reach at this point anyway.
    90AnonymousSep 4, 2026 08:13
    Re: #85
    Nah,
    sit out the postseason too.
    Just shut it down completely for the rest of the year.
    93AnonymousSep 4, 2026 08:14
    The man who gets ripped on for hitting .279 with 30 home runs.
    104AnonymousSep 4, 2026 08:19
    Re: #93
    And on top of that he's got 8 wins as a pitcher — an absurd stat line.
    136AnonymousSep 4, 2026 08:28
    Re: #93
    He wouldn't get ripped on if he weren't making 10 billion yen a year.
    100AnonymousSep 4, 2026 08:17
    Baseball's popularity, which was basically being held up by Ohtani alone, is seriously done for now.
    102AnonymousSep 4, 2026 08:19
    Re: #100
    Murakami's turned into total trash too.
    About the only ones left are Okamoto and Seiya…
    and maybe Yamamoto?
    114AnonymousSep 4, 2026 08:22
    Is Murakami actually hitting lately?
    118AnonymousSep 4, 2026 08:23
    Re: #114
    He's been sleeping too well thanks to Yakult 1000 (a probiotic drink marketed for improving sleep quality) — batting .215.
    122AnonymousSep 4, 2026 08:25
    Re: #114
    It's an amazing stat line.
    Since August, lol.
    Go look it up, you'll be shocked.

    Background and Key Points of the Discussion

    Ohtani is attempting the two-way pitcher-hitter role again this season, and the combination of his recent slump and being left out of the lineup split opinion in the thread: some speculated he might be headed for the Injured List (IL), while others figured it was simply a scheduled rest day. Whether he was actually placed on the IL can’t be confirmed from the source article excerpt alone, which includes only the date and matchup. Debate also touched on how his workload should be managed going forward if the two-way experiment continues, including proposals to move him from starting pitcher to a relief role, or to split pitching and hitting duties by season. Some posts also mocked Ohtani’s physique and physical condition; comments amounting to baseless slander or abuse have been excluded from this article.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[U.S.] Slumping Shohei Ohtani Out of Starting Lineup vs. Cardinals — Struck Out 4 Times the Day Before, Homerless in 60 At-Bats Over 12 Games.”

  • MLB Scouts from ~10 Teams Eye Hanshin’s Sato Teruaki — Fans Split Over Posting System

    Hanshin Tigers slugger Sato Teruaki reportedly drew intense interest from major-league scouts — from roughly 10 teams, including the Yankees, Blue Jays, and Astros — during a 3-game interleague series at Jingu Stadium. The report has split opinion on 5channel over whether he should be posted to MLB. Team/league-first voices argue “NPB shouldn’t give up its stars while the league is thriving,” while player-first voices counter that “he should be allowed to challenge MLB early, while his talent is still peaking.” The debate has spread to comparisons with Murakami Munetaka and Okamoto Kazuma, and to the impact on Hanshin’s bid for a third straight title next season.

    >Scouts from 10 MLB teams eye Hanshin’s Sato Teruaki: “Overwhelming adaptability, truly elite power”

    >During the 3-game series at Jingu, scouts from roughly 10 teams — including the Yankees, Blue Jays, Astros, Athletics, White Sox, Rangers, Phillies, and Tigers — were watching him closely.

    The Yankees would honestly be the least jarring fit, image-wise

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousSep 4, 2026 11:50
    Way too soon.
    I don't want them to approve the posting.
    10AnonymousSep 4, 2026 11:51
    Re: #4
    Honestly, if he wins a title with numbers like these, they should send him off with a smile.
    The golden era ends this year 🫵
    17AnonymousSep 4, 2026 11:53
    Re: #10
    Still too soon.
    Let him go once he's led Hanshin to three straight titles.
    5AnonymousSep 4, 2026 11:50
    Does he himself insist on staying at third base?
    12AnonymousSep 4, 2026 11:52
    Re: #5
    Nah, probably not.
    He's got to know his own arm isn't great.
    14AnonymousSep 4, 2026 11:52
    There's zero benefit for Hanshin in approving the posting.
    If he wants to go MLB, shouldn't he just wait for free agency?
    97AnonymousSep 4, 2026 12:22
    Re: #14
    With international free agency, Hanshin gets nothing back either.
    20AnonymousSep 4, 2026 11:54
    What's with Hanshin fans ("chin-san" — a mocking nickname for the team)? They tell other teams' cleanup hitters to hurry up and leave, saying the team should just quietly approve it and send them to MLB — but the second it's their own player who might go, suddenly it's "that's the team's right" and they want to force him to stay.
    24AnonymousSep 4, 2026 11:55
    Re: #20
    I'm a Giants fan, for the record.

    I just love NPB, so I don't think posting should be approved lightly.
    23AnonymousSep 4, 2026 11:54
    The fact that the Hanshin front office could just keep stubbornly saying no forever, like SoftBank did with Senga, and there'd be nothing wrong with that.
    30AnonymousSep 4, 2026 11:56
    Re: #23
    Sato Teru was a contested first-round pick, so you can't really put him in the same boat.
    36AnonymousSep 4, 2026 11:58
    Re: #23
    That's just normal.
    Posting your star player = basically giving up on winning next year.
    Posting is what cash-strapped teams do.
    27AnonymousSep 4, 2026 11:56
    Teru would be happier racking up dominant numbers for Hanshin and building a golden era than putting up mediocre stats in MLB.
    Never approve the posting.
    34AnonymousSep 4, 2026 11:57
    Re: #27
    Even grinding it out in Japan, it's capped at like 600 million yen (~$4M), reminder.
    28AnonymousSep 4, 2026 11:56
    Wish he'd played in the Pacific League before MLB.
    The "second league" (a dig at the Central League, seen as the weaker of NPB's two leagues) isn't a good reference point.
    33AnonymousSep 4, 2026 11:57
    Re: #28
    Now that you mention it, he wasn't hitting in interleague play.
    35AnonymousSep 4, 2026 11:58
    Re: #17
    Better to go while he can.
    It's impossible for one guy alone anyway, so this "once he gets them three straight titles" talk makes no sense.
    38AnonymousSep 4, 2026 11:59
    Re: #35
    It means once he's contributed that much, he should be allowed to go.
    Also, with Sato Teru on the roster, three in a row is easy.
    That's how strong the team is.
    49AnonymousSep 4, 2026 12:04
    Re: #38
    Maybe so from the team's side, but success in Japan carries basically zero value these days.
    If he's a real talent, all the more reason to go over while there's still buzz and adapt while he's young.
    52AnonymousSep 4, 2026 12:05
    Re: #49
    Guess you're looking at it from the player's side.

    I love NPB, so I don't want it approved this soon.
    51AnonymousSep 4, 2026 12:05
    He seems mentally weak, so he'd probably fall apart not being able to speak the language.
    54AnonymousSep 4, 2026 12:06
    Re: #51
    Nice try, hater.
    He was chatting with [Randy] Bass in English.
    56AnonymousSep 4, 2026 12:06
    Re: #51
    Teru's actually solid at English conversation.
    62AnonymousSep 4, 2026 12:12
    Re: #52
    If you love NPB, wouldn't posting be better since it narrows the gap between teams?
    69AnonymousSep 4, 2026 12:13
    Re: #62
    The gap between teams doesn't matter.
    If a star player leaves, the excitement just drops.
    67AnonymousSep 4, 2026 12:12
    They happily posted Fujinami and Aoyagi, didn't they.
    By that logic, approve Sato, Saiki, and Morishita too.
    72AnonymousSep 4, 2026 12:14
    Re: #67
    Those two were on their way out, this guy's a core player…
    76AnonymousSep 4, 2026 12:15
    Re: #69
    If they win a third straight title next year by a landslide margin,
    nobody but Hanshin fans will find it exciting,
    Mr. Hanshin Fan.
    80AnonymousSep 4, 2026 12:17
    Re: #76
    There's nothing fun about a pennant race against teams that just got weaker.
    81AnonymousSep 4, 2026 12:18
    He's honestly below Murakami and Okamoto though.
    86AnonymousSep 4, 2026 12:19
    Re: #81
    Murakami > Sato ≥ Okamoto, right,
    going by NPB stats.
    93AnonymousSep 4, 2026 12:20
    Re: #86
    Murakami >> Okamoto > Sato Teru, surely.
    84AnonymousSep 4, 2026 12:19
    I wonder if Maki has no interest in MLB.
    90AnonymousSep 4, 2026 12:20
    Re: #84
    He's said himself he wants to go to MLB.
    With Azuma ("Bean Sprout," a nod to his skinny build) gone too, DeNA probably won't be winning anything for a while.
    92AnonymousSep 4, 2026 12:20
    Re: #84
    I recall he requested it during last year's contract renewal talks.
    87AnonymousSep 4, 2026 12:19
    Once he's led the team to back-to-back titles and won the Triple Crown, isn't that enough?
    He'll have paid the team back plenty.
    95AnonymousSep 4, 2026 12:21
    Re: #87
    The three-peat challenge is still ahead.
    Hanshin has never won three straight titles, so next year matters.
    Sato Teru surely knows that too.
    100AnonymousSep 4, 2026 12:22
    Re: #95
    They haven't even won back-to-back titles.
    103AnonymousSep 4, 2026 12:23
    Re: #95
    Even back-to-back only happened once, back in the pre-war split-season era.
    Just winning two straight under the current full-season format would be plenty anyway.

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    The posting system is a mechanism that prevents a player from moving overseas without his team’s consent, and it’s left to each team to decide when to release a core player before he earns domestic free-agent rights. In the past, SoftBank refused to approve Senga Kodai’s move for several years, while Fujinami Shintaro and Aoyagi Koyo were sent off relatively quickly — clubs’ stances have historically varied depending on how vital the player is. In the thread, a team/NPB-first view — that the league loses excitement next season if a star leaves — clashes with a player-first view that he should be allowed to challenge MLB while young and highly regarded. However, the original report only states that scouts were watching him closely; it never confirms whether Sato himself actually wants to be posted, a point readers can easily misread.

    *This article was excerpted and summarized from a 5channel live-sports-chat board (なんでも実況G) thread, “[Great News] 10 MLB Teams Swarm Hanshin’s Sato Teruaki wwwwwwww.”

  • Shohei Ohtani Wants to Keep Playing Despite Injuries — Manager Roberts: “We’ll Decide Based on What’s Best for the Team”

    It has emerged that Shohei Ohtani told the team he wants to keep playing despite ongoing issues with his left knee and right biceps. The discomfort — which began in his left knee in early June and his right biceps in early July — has persisted on and off for nearly three months, and swing irregularities reportedly began appearing after the August 30 game against the Tigers. Manager Dave Roberts said, “He wants to be out there, but ultimately we’ll decide based on whether it’s good for the team,” signaling a shift toward team-led management of his playing time — a call that had previously been left to Ohtani’s own feel. On 5ch, reactions split between those seeing a sense of déjà vu from his Angels days and those saying he should rest instead of pushing through it.

    On the possibility of a 10-day injured list (IL) stint, Roberts would only say, “We’ll judge it day by day based on how he’s feeling.” The day before, Ohtani struck out swinging and was seen shaking out his right arm afterward; Roberts revealed the discomfort extends up into his neck, saying, “It feels like something from the biceps up through the neck isn’t working the way it should. He wasn’t getting the response he wanted and was wincing.”

    Ohtani first reported trouble with his left knee in early June and his right biceps in early July. Up until now, decisions on whether he’d keep hitting or how his pitching rehab would go had respected his own feel and input. But after nearly three months of ups and downs, a “warning sign” appeared when swing irregularities showed up following the August 30 game against the Tigers. With the season heading into its final stretch, Roberts explained that his playing time will now be managed by the team going forward. “We’ll decide whether to put him in the lineup based on what’s ultimately best for the team. Last night was the turning point. He wants to play. But we’re not going to put him out there just because of the name on the back of his jersey,” he said, indicating the team will carefully assess his condition from here.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:51
    This is playing out exactly like his Angels days lol
    3AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:51
    So it's the usual routine — the fanboys won't stop him, and it's the team's fault for not benching him?
    10AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:52
    He probably doesn't even realize he's causing trouble for everyone around him
    11AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:53
    The untouchable one (age 32)
    18AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:54
    Re: #11
    But since they can actually bench him, doesn't that mean he's not really untouchable?
    Though maybe you could call it "untouchable" in the sense that they can't keep him benched
    12AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:53
    Does he want to be a DH-only guy so badly that he'll make others clean up after him and cause this much trouble?
    14AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:53
    It's basically like a gambling addiction
    16AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:54
    Doing the exact same thing as his Angels days again lol
    19AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:54
    >>manage the fact that he wants to play, that's your job as the team
    Saying "not just because of the name on his back" now is way too late
    23AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:55
    Might as well just rest up for a while
    Once he's back to full health, get back to mashing home runs
    32AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:57
    Re: #23
    It's hopeless already
    Injuries aside, his numbers have been terrible for the past few years
    24AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:55
    If he's kicking up this much fuss, his contract probably has a no-trade/veto clause built in
    He might turn into an absolute inescapable dead-weight contract (lit. "death-row inmate")
    43AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:02
    Re: #24
    The fact that he's starting to get called a "part-time pitcher" in America is genuinely such a clever nickname lol
    27AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:56
    Even if this version of him plays right now, it'll just drag his stats down
    28AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:56
    Re: #25
    Seriously, you should stop forcibly glorifying this and defending him
    Any normal working adult would get marked down the moment they start causing trouble for people around them
    Are you the type who still goes to work even with the flu? 😅
    31AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:57
    It's just him putting on a show of wanting to play
    Why hasn't anything changed at all since his Angels days
    33AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:58
    Re: #31
    Exactly
    In the end it's all just for show
    35AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:58
    Re: #32
    I want Ohtani to do the two-way thing again at the next WBC too 😭
    39AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:00
    Re: #35
    A 36-year-old guy doing that would just be a hindrance to the team
    37AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:59
    Just keep him chained to the bench for the rest of next week
    38AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:00
    Re: #37
    I feel like just having a guy like this on the bench is a huge minus
    46AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:03
    A sad little baseball machine
    47AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:04
    Re: #46
    Funny how despite being a "baseball machine," it got leaked that he's been showing up late recently lol
    62AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:10
    Go down to the minors and go eat some burgers!
    65AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:14
    Re: #62
    Honestly this is exactly right
    He should take it slow and get back in shape down in the minors
    He can still play baseball there
    67AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:14
    Re: #62
    His contract doesn't allow them to send him down to the minors
    73AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:17
    Before Uehara got told to pipe down for good (lit. "became a real mute"), he said, "Isn't Ohtani going to get injured a lot once he's past 30? When I was starting games, I hated having to hit too because it was so exhausting — that's how much of a toll two-way play takes on your body." Looks like that's exactly what's happening now.
    85AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:35
    Re: #73
    In the end, only guys who've actually started games can really understand how brutal two-way play is
    102AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:44
    The Dodgers organization has officially apologized to fans visiting from Japan for him sitting out, so Ohtani can't just easily take time off

    109AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:51
    Re: #102
    If Ohtani doesn't play after all this, the disappointment will be huge

    >The cost of a Los Angeles tour package to watch Shohei Ohtani play generally runs from about ¥380,000 to over ¥1,000,000 for standard packages, and can range from ¥200,000 to over ¥2,000,000 when including individually arranged or luxury options.
    105AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:47
    It was only for a few years, but he let us dream
    Come back home to the Dragons
    107AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:50
    Re: #105
    At least wait until you're an actual baseball team before you try to recruit him

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    Ohtani reported discomfort in his left knee in early June and his right biceps in early July, and the condition went back and forth for roughly three months. Decisions on whether to keep swinging or how to proceed with rehab had previously been left to his own judgment, but after swing irregularities became noticeable following the August 30 game against the Tigers, manager Dave Roberts made clear the team was shifting to team-led management, saying he wouldn’t play Ohtani “based on the name alone” even if Ohtani wanted to be out there. On the thread, opinions split between those seeing a sense of déjà vu — “same pattern as his Angels days” — and those arguing he should rest up and prepare for next season. It’s also easy to overlook that whether Ohtani plays is tied directly to the business side of things too, such as the contractual restriction preventing a minor-league send-down and the fact that the Dodgers have apologized to tourists over his absences.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Sad News] Shohei Ohtani Still Demanding to Play, Team Says lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol.”

  • Yakult vs. Chunichi Grinds to a Halt in a Battle of Botched Chances — 5ch Dubs It a ‘Historically Shit Game’

    In the September 4th Yakult–Chunichi game, both teams repeatedly squandered scoring chance after scoring chance in a battle of botched at-bats, and the 5ch live-thread lit up with cries of a ‘historically garbage game.’ Chunichi loaded the bases with two outs in the 5th, loaded them again with one out in the 7th, and had a runner on 2nd with two outs in the 9th — all without scoring. Yakult, too, put runners on base almost every inning from the 3rd through the 9th without converting any of it into runs. As the rain grew heavier in the late innings, the game took on an even stranger atmosphere. The thread buzzed with sarcastic remarks like ‘this is basically art’ and ‘we’re watching a page of history,’ alongside comments debating the merits of individual plays like baserunning decisions.

    1AnonymousSep 4, 2026 22:24
    What even is this….
    3AnonymousSep 4, 2026 22:24
    Every at-bat is a joke
    You guys have zero intention of scoring, huh
    https://gzo.ai/i/mL4rC8D.jpg
    4AnonymousSep 4, 2026 22:25
    Re: #3
    What even is this lol (草 = internet slang for LOL, literally "grass")
    6AnonymousSep 4, 2026 22:26
    Re: #3
    They're basically running a chindon-ya act (a loud, comedic street promo band) — dying laughing
    8AnonymousSep 4, 2026 22:27
    Re: #3
    My brain can't even replay this, it's too much (pun on pitcher name "Sugiuchi" and "sugiru," meaning "too much")
    5AnonymousSep 4, 2026 22:25
    If no amount of effort ever shows up in their paycheck, no wonder they've gone soft
    13AnonymousSep 4, 2026 22:29
    At this point can we just call it a draw?
    14AnonymousSep 4, 2026 22:30
    Re: #13
    Just give 'em both a loss
    This isn't even a real game anymore
    22AnonymousSep 4, 2026 22:33
    It's honestly starting to feel like we're watching history get written in real time
    Even X (Twitter) has this eerie vibe going
    https://gzo.ai/i/1axj3ZW.jpg
    https://gzo.ai/i/fHZbc8l.jpg
    25AnonymousSep 4, 2026 22:35
    Chunichi
    5th: two outs, bases loaded
    7th: one out, bases loaded (3 runners aboard via walks)
    9th: two outs, runner on 2nd (got a hit, but the runner from 2nd was thrown out on the bases)

    Yakult
    3rd: two outs, runners on 1st & 2nd
    5th: two outs, runners on 1st & 2nd
    6th: two outs, bases loaded (2 walks, 1 hit-by-pitch)
    7th: one out, runners on 2nd & 3rd
    8th: two outs, runners on 1st & 2nd
    9th: two outs, runners on 1st & 2nd (one runner thrown out on the bases along the way)
    29AnonymousSep 4, 2026 22:36
    Re: #25
    Trash vs. trash
    30AnonymousSep 4, 2026 22:37
    Re: #25
    Honestly feel so bad for both fanbases having to sit through this endlessly
    Feels like about 100 hours have passed
    32AnonymousSep 4, 2026 22:38
    Re: #25
    Brutal lolololololol
    27AnonymousSep 4, 2026 22:35
    Is it 9/4, so they're playing a crap game to match? (9="ku," 4="shi" sounds like "kuso," meaning crap)
    I'm getting so irritated I might start hating baseball
    37AnonymousSep 4, 2026 22:39
    Re: #27
    Suffering from sheer weakness
    "9-ru-4-mu" (wordplay spelling out "kurushimu," meaning "to suffer," using 9=ku and 4=shi)
    45AnonymousSep 4, 2026 22:43
    The rain slowly picking up just enough not to get the game called — that's some high art too
    49AnonymousSep 4, 2026 22:46
    Re: #45
    This is gonna be talked about as a legendary game this whole season
    Too beautiful
    46AnonymousSep 4, 2026 22:43
    No delay called and it's already this late
    I'm sleepy
    48AnonymousSep 4, 2026 22:45
    Re: #46
    Feels like I'm getting heckled by the stands
    Like an endless void of nothingness just keeps passing
    53AnonymousSep 4, 2026 22:51
    The joy of witnessing a historically shit game unfold
    This'll never happen again
    58AnonymousSep 4, 2026 22:52
    Re: #53
    Not gonna lie, there's something moving about witnessing a historic moment
    60AnonymousSep 4, 2026 22:53
    Runners keep getting on — errors included — and still zero runs score, genuinely trash
    This is way worse than sandlot ball, where at least a mistake usually leads to a run
    65AnonymousSep 4, 2026 22:55
    Re: #60
    Because they're piling mistakes on top of mistakes
    Getting thrown out stealing off the catcher's own wild throw is basically art at this point
    70AnonymousSep 4, 2026 22:55
    Surely this one's going in, I can feel it
    72AnonymousSep 4, 2026 22:56
    Re: #70
    That's what you'd think, huh?
    71AnonymousSep 4, 2026 22:56
    Can we file for a refund on the grounds this doesn't meet the bar of a professional show?
    89AnonymousSep 4, 2026 22:58
    Re: #71
    Really learned today just how painful it is watching a game where neither side seems to want to win
    88AnonymousSep 4, 2026 22:58
    Even the way it ended was garbage
    This is gonna be a legendary game
    97AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:00
    Re: #88
    Honestly, witnessing a legend being made is genuinely moving
    I think the memory of today's game is gonna stick with me for the rest of my life
    100AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:01
    Went down in history as a legendary shit game lol
    102AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:02
    Re: #100
    Feels like the phrase 'historically shit game' was invented just for today
    110AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:03
    Making fans sit through this whole game only for it to end in a rain-shortened call — they must be in tears
    121AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:06
    Re: #110
    Still better than dragging this out till midnight and ending in a 1-1 draw though
    117AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:05
    Trading one run per inning — that's some real artistry
    126AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:11
    Re: #117
    And on top of that, a home run gets your hopes up right before — boom, right back down
    124AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:09
    Going all the way to the 12th would've been entertaining in its own way
    But an abrupt, no-delay forced ending has its own kind of flavor too
    128AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:11
    Re: #124
    As a piece of art I'd give it a perfect 100
    There's a weirdly moving quality to it too
    130AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:14
    After watching this, the other 10 teams can't casually throw around the term 'shit game' anymore… lol
    134AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:14
    Re: #130
    The real deal really is on another level
    Truly in a class of its own

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    “Kuso jiai” (crap game) is well-worn 5ch slang for games marked by repeated weak at-bats and botched chances — it functions less as a jab at any individual player than as mockery of the game’s flow itself. This game blew up because both teams kept building scoring chances — two outs with the bases loaded, one out with the bases loaded, and so on — only to come away empty again and again; even in professional baseball, this degree of lopsided scoring inefficiency is rare. As the rain grew heavier through the game, some in the thread wondered aloud whether it might get called early due to weather. Note that the actual final score and how the game was ultimately settled are not stated in the thread — the discussion centers squarely on reactions to the repeated “chances squandered” pattern from the early innings through the late innings.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nanidemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Image] Yakult vs Chunichi turns into a historically garbage game.”