Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Matsuken Crashes Asian Games Closing Ceremony — 5ch: “Matsuken Samba Solves Everything”

    On October 4, 2026, the closing ceremony of the Aichi-Nagoya Asian Games — held in Japan for the third time in 32 years — took place at Mizuho Athletic Stadium. During the finale’s Bon Odori (traditional summer folk dance) segment, actor Ken Matsudaira, a native of Toyohashi City, made a surprise appearance and performed his signature number “Matsuken Samba.” On 5ch’s Entertainment & Sports Express+ thread, welcoming comments stood out, but reactions to the ceremony’s production were mixed — with complaints that TBS failed to air it on terrestrial TV (“I wanted to see this on regular broadcast”), and others noting that, unlike South Korea and China, Japan has few actors with true worldwide name recognition.

    10/4 (Sun) 7:44 PM

    The closing ceremony of the Aichi-Nagoya Asian Games — Japan’s third time hosting in 32 years — was held on October 4 at Mizuho Athletic Stadium in Nagoya. During the finale’s Bon Odori segment, a major Japanese actor appeared and performed his legendary samba dance.

    Near the end of the colorful ceremony, a special Bon Odori venue was set up at the center of the stadium. Performers in yukata (summer kimono) and happi coats (festival jackets) emerged from all four sides, where four pillars had been erected and hung with red lanterns. The surrounding performers fired up the athletes with dancing and clapping.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:27
    This is great
    Probably the highlight of the whole ceremony
    9AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:30
    Matsuken's awesome
    Wish I could've seen it on TV
    10AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:31
    Yep, Matsuken Samba really does solve everything
    11AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:31
    So people got to see 'His Lordship' (his nickname from the samurai drama Abarenbo Shogun) live
    No wonder the crowd went wild
    14AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:31
    TBS, air stuff like this (the closing ceremony)
    on TV — you barely even show
    the actual events as it is
    16AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:33
    The guy shows up everywhere
    Wonder how much you'd have to pay to book him?
    17AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:34
    TBS president: "For the content you actually want, please go watch it on U-NEXT instead of our channel"
    20AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:35
    This is exactly it — South Korea and China have actors and singers with real worldwide name recognition
    but Japan doesn't have a single one
    Even with Matsudaira showing up, delegations from other countries at the ceremony were probably just staring blankly
    Really drives home how pathetic Japan's entertainment industry is on the global stage
    22AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:36
    He's from Toyohashi and plays 'His Lordship,' yet his sworn enemy in the show is the Owari-Tokugawa faction led by Munaharu
    23AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:36
    And TBS won't even air this on TV lol
    24AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:37
    The whole 'Dragons cap, riding a bike' vibe — like former Nagoya mayor Takashi Kawamura — is a rough look
    26AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:39
    I wonder what North Korea made of this
    28AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:40
    What would foreigners even make of this, I wonder
    50AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:55
    Re: #28
    Just cosplay, really
    30AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:41
    Didn't watch it, but did it beat the Nagano Olympics (closing ceremony)?
    31AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:41
    I love the intro to Matsuken Samba II
    The backup dancers take a few steps, stop, and shake their hips, which makes me want to yell 'just get out here already!'
    77AnonymousOct 4, 2026 23:16
    Re: #31
    That's just stalling for time, same as they do on stage
    covering His Lordship's costume change with the dancers' and band's skills
    33AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:43
    A country whose only entertainment options are Bon Odori or Matsuken Samba
    Whenever they try to do something 'original,' it turns into some contemporary-dance mess
    34AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:44
    I actually went to see Matsuken live in concert
    The guy's genuinely got dance sense
    His rhythm is really good
    35AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:44
    One hit song really is all you need, in the end
    37AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:44
    Nice
    But the thought of this happening at an actual Olympics gives me chills
    38AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:45
    Well, whatever gets the biggest reaction is what counts, right
    39AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:46
    Re: #32
    Fuji TV's period drama Ōoku gets a pass too since it's filmed at Himeji Castle — so this is fine too
    40AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:46
    Apparently he's got zero name recognition in Asia
    They just picked him as a 'quintessentially Japanese' performance
    42AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:48
    Matsuken "Samba"

    Samba is, apparently, a representative music and dance style of Brazil

    Or so they say lol — not even Asian
    59AnonymousOct 4, 2026 23:02
    Re: #42
    Apparently Matsuken Samba isn't even real samba to begin with
    44AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:50
    I drove past the road in front of Mizuho Stadium last night on my way to the hot spring spa
    So the closing ceremony was today, huh
    48AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:53
    Apparently of the Three Great Unifiers of Japan, Matsuken has played all of them except Hideyoshi
    54AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:58
    There were a lot of calls for Matsuken Samba at the Tokyo Olympics closing ceremony, and some outlet actually went to ask Matsudaira directly
    'Did you get an offer from the Olympic committee?'
    But it ended up happening in his home turf of Aichi instead
    Wonder if it was director Yukihiko Tsutsumi's idea
    56AnonymousOct 4, 2026 23:01
    Re: #54
    Heard it got cut for budget reasons
    57AnonymousOct 4, 2026 23:01
    Re: #1
    Matsuken's a massive legend within Japan so it works here, but from overseas, isn't all that glittery over-the-top dancing just going to read as 'what on earth is this??'
    60AnonymousOct 4, 2026 23:02
    What an incredible surprise card to pull out
    This forgives every blunder (in how the Games were run)
    61AnonymousOct 4, 2026 23:02
    Should've just summoned the organizing committee and dealt with them himself — 'Ōmura, Hashimoto, have you forgotten my face?!' (mimicking his Shogun catchphrase)
    63AnonymousOct 4, 2026 23:03
    Re: #61
    The Para Games are still coming up, so he can't do that until after those are done

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Matsuken Samba has been a beloved signature song across generations ever since Ken Matsudaira first performed it in 2004, though as the thread points out, despite its name it doesn’t actually follow the musical structure of Brazilian samba. Matsudaira is a veteran, highly respected actor best known for the long-running samurai drama Abarenbo Shogun (The Rowdy Shogun), and he hails from Toyohashi City in Aichi Prefecture. The closing ceremony was produced by the TBS network, but it wasn’t broadcast live on terrestrial TV, which — combined with already-limited coverage of the Games’ events — drew complaints. Opinions on the thread split between praise for the surprise performance and criticism of Japan’s entertainment industry for lacking actors with the kind of worldwide name recognition that South Korea and China have; both viewpoints stem from a broader debate about how Japan should represent itself through entertainment at an international event like the Asian Games, and read as commentary on the industry as a whole rather than an attack on any individual.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Entertainment & Sports Express+) thread “[Asian Games] Major Aichi-born actor Ken Matsudaira makes surprise appearance at closing ceremony — “legendary samba” performance electrifies venue: “Matsuken Samba has arrived!”“

  • VIVANT Resumes for Its Second Half — Takumi Nishigaki Makes Surprise, Unannounced Cameo as Special Forces Operative

    TBS’s Sunday Theater drama “VIVANT” returned for the second half of its second season on October 4, after a two-week break for Asian Games broadcasts. In episode 19, actor Takumi Nishigaki appeared unannounced as a member of the Special Operations Group, a special forces unit, drawing surprised reactions from viewers who recognized him from his role in “Dragon Zakura.” Meanwhile, on 5ch, reactions were split: some were confused by the tangled plot of shifting missions and unclear life-or-death stakes, calling it “impossible to follow” or “bait-and-switch previews,” while others enjoyed the guest’s dubbing performance, joking that “Wakamoto stole the whole show.” Overall, opinions on the drama were divided.

    10/4 (Sun) 22:10

    Episode 9 of the second half (episode 19 overall) of TBS’s Sunday Theater drama “VIVANT” Season 2 (Sundays, 9:00 PM) aired on the 4th. After a two-week broadcast hiatus for coverage of the “Asian Games Aichi-Nagoya 2026,” this long-awaited return for the second half set social media abuzz with viewer posts. In that episode 19, actor Takumi Nishigaki made a surprise appearance as a member of the “Special Operations Group.”

    He played a member of the “Special Operations Group,” the Ground Self-Defense Force’s top-tier special forces unit, described in the show as an elite unit ranked just below the “Beppan” (the covert team at the center of the show).

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    5AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:23
    Don't know the guy.
    Enough with that already.
    They already blew it with the voice acting.
    6AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:26
    None of what the previews showed actually happened. What is this garbage drama?
    8AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:27
    Re: #6
    It's still coming.
    Elisha's daughter is probably Jamiin.
    7AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:26
    YOOOOU'RE— GYAAAAAH! (incoherent screaming — likely just a burst of shock/excitement, not actual words)
    10AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:27
    An episode where I had zero idea who was doing what or where.
    12AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:28
    I kept getting distracted thinking about "Hitoshi Matsumotooo's Unbelievable Storiiiies" (a comedy talk show, parodied here via its drawn-out title announcement) and couldn't follow the plot at all.
    13AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:28
    Well, one of them died.
    16AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:30
    Re: #13
    Or so it seems—?
    14AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:29
    Lmao "Anago-san" [the Sazae-san character] is trending because of this.
    15AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:30
    Turns out Ryuminshen's a double agent working for Public Security.
    17AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:30
    This'll probably take the remaining 5 episodes to rescue Kurosu, and then it'll turn out Beki was alive all along! The sequel's definitely getting titled "Gekijou" (Fury)!
    18AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:32
    Sorry, neither of them stood out so I've got no idea.
    20AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:32
    Bet the Beppan guy who got stabbed isn't actually dead either.
    This is turning into Otokojuku territory (a manga infamous for characters surviving absolutely anything).
    21AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:33
    Who even is this guy?
    Was he in Dragon Zakura?
    23AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:34
    I'm done watching.
    One actor playing three roles? Come on.
    26AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:35
    One of the Beppan members died, so wasn't the mission a failure?
    It ended without rescuing everyone.
    29AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:36
    Re: #26
    Bet he comes back via nuclear fusion or something.
    40AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:42
    Re: #26
    Beppan agents train to come back from the dead, so he's fine.
    30AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:36
    BRRRWAAAAH lol (shiver-scream sound effect)
    64AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:58
    Re: #30
    My wife said "Anago-san's in this one."
    32AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:37
    What a terrible show. Who wrote this script?
    I'm out, not watching anymore.
    34AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:38
    Mr. Kumagai from Kumagai City.
    55AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:54
    Re: #34
    That traces back to the Kumagai clan's territory from Emperor Kanmu's time or so.
    Not to be rude, but they must've bred like crazy and had a real knack for military achievements — even as vassals they kept getting granted land and spread out everywhere, so naturally there are plenty of Kumagais in Kumagai City too.
    It's not some lazy naming coincidence like "Mr. Minami-Alps from Minami Alps City."
    35AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:38
    Kidnapping Taki and Kosu would've been faster, honestly.
    39AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:41
    A trashy drama that's all budget and no substance.
    Season 1 was at least decent.
    41AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:42
    Was watching on TVer and an Asian Games tie-in ad popped up — the Asian Games are already over, guys.
    42AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:43
    It's been playing like a comedy skit for weeks now, clearly going for laughs, but today's dubbing with Wakamoto (the famously over-the-top voice actor) took it to a whole new level lol. Way too much lol.
    44AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:44
    Excessive setups, excessive directing, excessive acting —
    and somehow not the least bit entertaining (lol).
    45AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:45
    Just got back from Azerbaijan.
    46AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:47
    It said "caution: violent content" so naturally I expected a stepladder tackle.
    48AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:48
    Re: #46
    If they're going full comedy, I want them to commit to it with that kind of nerve.
    50AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:50
    Shinshii works for China's state intelligence agency, so why didn't they even bother installing surveillance cameras or mics in the village lol.
    51AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:51
    Stuff like this happens when they're not confident in the story, right?
    53AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:52
    Who even is this nobody? Wakamoto carried the whole scene lol.
    57AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:54
    Isn't this basically bait-and-switch previews at this point?
    The plot's going nowhere.
    59AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:55
    They'll drag it out and drag it out, and the rescue will land right at the end or just before it, with the finale hinting Beki's alive before the show wraps, probably.
    The nuclear fusion plotline will likely get tied up in a movie version down the line.
    And in that movie, maybe Nogi or Nozaki dies protecting Jamiin.
    67AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:59
    Feels like this didn't need two full "cours" (a cour = one TV broadcast season, roughly 3 months).
    71AnonymousOct 4, 2026 23:03
    Re: #67
    It's ending next month, so it's really more like 1.5 cours.

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    “VIVANT” is a popular TBS Sunday Theater drama whose first season aired in 2023, drawing attention as an espionage thriller set in Mongolia. During its broadcast, Season 2 took a two-week break for coverage of the “Asian Games Aichi-Nagoya 2026,” and this episode marks the resumption of its second half. Takumi Nishigaki, who appeared in this episode, previously starred in another TBS Sunday Theater drama, “Dragon Zakura.” In the show, the “Special Operations Group” is set up as an elite unit ranked below the “Beppan,” the covert unit the protagonist belongs to. The thread was split between viewers who found the tangled character relationships and unclear life-or-death stakes “impossible to follow,” and those who simply enjoyed the guest actor’s dubbing performance as the highlight — a divide between judgments of the writing/plot and judgments of the acting/direction that isn’t obvious from the article text alone. The series is set to reach its finale next month, with roughly five episodes remaining.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geisoku Sokuho+) thread “‘VIVANT’ Sudden Surprise Storm After Its Return! Takumi Nishigaki Appears Unannounced — ‘Dragon Zakura’ Fans Thrilled.”

  • Ryza’s Thighs Get Even Thicker in New Art — 5ch Reacts: “Too Thick, It’s Gross”

    Ryza, the poster character of Koei Tecmo’s popular Atelier series, has become a hot topic on 5ch’s Hardware/Industry (Geha) board after her thighs were drawn even thicker in the latest artwork and the official AI chat service. Some in the thread pushed back with comments like “too thick, it’s gross,” while others defended it as “just part of the character’s identity,” drawing comparisons to 2B from NieR: Automata as another case where the character design alone carries all the popularity. Many also pointed out the contradiction of marketing such a risqué body type while heavily censoring expression within the AI chat itself, with some posts tying this back to the poor performance of the follow-up title, Yumia.

    1AnonymousOct 4, 2026 16:55
    Can't fit into hot pants anymore?
    4AnonymousOct 4, 2026 16:59
    These look like the legs of someone with a medical condition lol
    16AnonymousOct 4, 2026 17:14
    Re: #4
    Oh?
    Is that discrimination against Black women?
    82AnonymousOct 4, 2026 20:14
    Re: #4
    I was about to post the exact same thing and got beaten to it lol
    8AnonymousOct 4, 2026 17:04
    This is the "overdid it so much she's just fat now" problem, like Rikka from Gridman
    26AnonymousOct 4, 2026 17:34
    Re: #8
    That one's the fault of her short legs
    9AnonymousOct 4, 2026 17:04
    "Legs are just for show — the bigwigs just don't get it…" (riffing on the famous Mobile Suit Gundam line)
    10AnonymousOct 4, 2026 17:06
    I was wondering why she's straddling what looked like half an apple, but looking closer it's actually a ball — still, the texture on that ball looks off, doesn't it?
    11AnonymousOct 4, 2026 17:08
    Theory: she's the reincarnation of "Necrosis Guy," that famous poster from 10 years ago who showed off his gangrenous leg
    12AnonymousOct 4, 2026 17:11
    This is genuinely gross
    She's basically some kind of yokai or monster at this point
    13AnonymousOct 4, 2026 17:12
    She's obviously meant to be the sexy character no matter how you slice it,
    but you're not allowed to do anything lewd with her in the AI chat?
    That really doesn't sit right.
    14AnonymousOct 4, 2026 17:13
    Is this even supposed to be sexy?
    She looks more like a speed skater
    22AnonymousOct 4, 2026 17:26
    Ryza's really just about the body at this point, so people are getting tired of it
    24AnonymousOct 4, 2026 17:29
    Is the "Dolphin Wave" move actually popular? (her signature special attack)
    25AnonymousOct 4, 2026 17:31
    Weird breasts are common enough in this genre, but weird legs are rare
    28AnonymousOct 4, 2026 17:37
    She's really settling into her role as the cash-cow for ecchi chats
    32AnonymousOct 4, 2026 17:44
    And this is from the same AI chat service that bans lewd content
    honestly, that's hilarious
    33AnonymousOct 4, 2026 17:45
    A character with zero distinguishing features probably wouldn't have sold,
    so in a way this was the right call
    37AnonymousOct 4, 2026 17:47
    Re: #33
    Same deal as 2B
    sells purely on character design, to the point the actual game gets in the way
    35AnonymousOct 4, 2026 17:47
    At this point even where her left leg attaches to her body looks wrong
    36AnonymousOct 4, 2026 17:47
    She became the symbol of the whole franchise
    and basically sealed the fate of the "Pay-to-Win Alchemist" release (a pun on "alchemist," the series' usual subtitle, swapped for "microtransactions")
    38AnonymousOct 4, 2026 17:48
    Re: #1
    What's going on in the second picture lol
    her thighs are thicker than her butt
    39AnonymousOct 4, 2026 17:49
    I feel like I see a lot of art that looks nice at a glance but has a completely broken skeleton underneath
    41AnonymousOct 4, 2026 17:51
    This is the Atelier thread where the fans who let everything slide for the fan service are now furious they got suckered into buying a crappy game
    like, you're the ones who spoiled the devs rotten — the fact they lost their know-how is on you
    42AnonymousOct 4, 2026 17:58
    Even back in the day there were guys who got turned on by Robot Poncotts characters (a late-'90s kids' robot-battling toy/anime franchise)

    I guess turning that kind of extreme body-part-deformation fetishism into moe art just widened the audience for it
    43AnonymousOct 4, 2026 17:59
    There's that joke about guys who only ever train their upper body
    she's the lower-body version of that
    46AnonymousOct 4, 2026 18:02
    The fact that they keep milking this one character over and over really tells you how badly Yumia went, and that's rough
    47AnonymousOct 4, 2026 18:08
    Yumia itself isn't bad
    the mistake was calling a gacha game a numbered mainline entry
    49AnonymousOct 4, 2026 18:10
    Poor Resleriana and Yumia, the new kids don't even get a say in this
    50AnonymousOct 4, 2026 18:18
    The original Ryza had the best balance
    now they're trying so hard to make her fap material that it's backfiring
    51AnonymousOct 4, 2026 18:19
    They should make an Atelier game about a homunculus who eats materials and grows or shrinks specific body parts accordingly
    that way they'd cover every fetish out there
    52AnonymousOct 4, 2026 18:19
    I can't be friends with people who are into this kind of thing
    no matter how you look at it, she's a monster
    53AnonymousOct 4, 2026 18:20
    They sell her on sex appeal but then censor the AI version of Ryza to death — I don't get it
    54AnonymousOct 4, 2026 18:30
    Too thick, it's gross
    just make Ryza 4 already
    though personally I prefer Yumia
    63AnonymousOct 4, 2026 18:47
    I mean, even back in game 3's CG model her thighs were already bigger than her head
    once the devs get carried away thinking "this is what gets attention," this is just where it ends up
    88AnonymousOct 4, 2026 20:59
    Re: #63
    In game 1 she's just plain fat. She got a bit taller in the sequels and ended up looking more normal
    recent art and figures are all based on her game-3 look regardless of outfit
    the AI version uses the game-3 design too
    68AnonymousOct 4, 2026 19:11
    Ever since the Gridman character got dragged online for being drawn too exaggerated and everyone started holding back, Ryza's basically the only one left carrying the torch for absurd-thigh characters
    91AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:38
    Re: #68
    Meanwhile her boyfriend's legs look like twigs even in pants
    90AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:37
    She's not even cute at all, so why is she popular?
    94AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:52
    Re: #90
    Probably because people aren't into ugly girls the way you are

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Ryza, the poster character of the Atelier series, has drawn attention for her thigh-emphasized design ever since the very first game, and that tendency has only grown stronger with each sequel. This time, the spark was that her proportions were exaggerated even further in the official AI chat service and new artwork. In the thread, some drew a parallel with NieR: Automata’s 2B — another case where the character design alone drives popularity while the actual game tends to get somewhat overshadowed. Others pointed out that marketing such a risqué body type while strictly censoring expression within the AI chat exposes a gap between the publisher’s marketing approach and user expectations, a discussion that, combined with talk of the struggling follow-up title Yumia, brought renewed attention to the series’ ongoing over-reliance on its characters.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Hardware/Industry (Geha)) thread “[Sad News] Ryza Just Keeps Getting Thicker.“

  • Prix de l’Arc de Triomphe 2026 Kicks Off: Japanese Horses’ Winning Odds? ‘As Likely as Another Shohei Ohtani’

    Late at night on October 4, 2026, the Prix de l’Arc de Triomphe 2026 was run at Longchamp Racecourse in France, and reactions poured into a live-commentary thread on 5ch (a major Japanese forum). As for Japanese entrants Tabal do Gal and Admire Tera, a wave of harsh comments rolled in over concerns about the distance and whether they suit Longchamp’s turf, with one post comparing their chances of winning to “another Shohei Ohtani-level talent showing up in baseball.” Still, the thread was a mix of pessimism and jokes — some held out hope for the 3-year-old filly’s challenge, others reported handing their picks over to AI and betting on its advice, and some just riffed on the race as one of “autumn’s seasonal traditions,” right up there with Beaujolais Nouveau and Haruki Murakami’s Nobel Prize odds.

    Post time: 23:05

    No. 1 Daryz (jockey M. Barzalona) — Gate 5

    No. 2 Sadad (jockey R. Dawson) — Gate 9

    Source: youtube.com / original article here

    3AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:58
    If only there were a betting ticket for picking dead last and second-to-last (a "booby prize" bet).
    6AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:59
    I'm team Diamond Necklace too!
    11AnonymousOct 4, 2026 23:01
    Between the weather and the track conditions, this whole race is basically set up for a French horse to win.
    12AnonymousOct 4, 2026 23:01
    Did owner Matsumoto manage to stop the rain again this time?
    13AnonymousOct 4, 2026 23:01
    Thought I spotted Flightline out there — nope, wrong horse.
    14AnonymousOct 4, 2026 23:01
    If Daryz's win odds are still this juicy, that's a nice price.
    15AnonymousOct 4, 2026 23:01
    Are the odds of a Japanese horse winning lower than usual this year?
    27AnonymousOct 4, 2026 23:03
    Re: #15
    Probably a bit better than last year, but last year there was zero chance to begin with, so comparing the two doesn't mean much.
    17AnonymousOct 4, 2026 23:02
    Looking forward to the Arc, but I wish they'd broadcast the Grand National too.
    19AnonymousOct 4, 2026 23:02
    Threw my picks at Gemini (Google's AI) and just bought whatever it told me.
    20AnonymousOct 4, 2026 23:02
    There's barely any chance of winning in a normal year either, so it's basically the same.
    24AnonymousOct 4, 2026 23:02
    I don't even follow horse racing, but is there any real chance Japan takes the Arc down the road?
    41AnonymousOct 4, 2026 23:05
    Re: #24
    In baseball terms, it's about as likely as another Shohei Ohtani-level player coming along.
    25AnonymousOct 4, 2026 23:02
    Tabal's shaky even at 2400m domestically, so 2400m at Longchamp is a no-go no matter how you slice it.
    28AnonymousOct 4, 2026 23:03
    No way a Japanese horse even cracks the top 10 this time.
    29AnonymousOct 4, 2026 23:03
    Bet on Friendly Soul instead — support for the Japanese horses is way too thin.
    32AnonymousOct 4, 2026 23:03
    Re: #23
    Really? It's gotten less buzz than usual this year, so I figured that was a bad sign.
    37AnonymousOct 4, 2026 23:04
    Re: #32
    I'd guess it'll stand out about as much as Danchō Yasuda's Akasaka marathon stunt (a comedian famous for absurd, over-the-top viral challenges).
    33AnonymousOct 4, 2026 23:04
    Here comes that autumn tradition again:
    Will a Japanese horse finally win the Arc?
    Will Haruki Murakami finally win the Nobel Prize?
    How's this year's Beaujolais Nouveau taste?

    Those are the real signs of fall.
    39AnonymousOct 4, 2026 23:04
    Re: #33
    Love that this is being streamed live from a café in Koenji.
    34AnonymousOct 4, 2026 23:04
    Is the Arc really the most prestigious race in the world?
    35AnonymousOct 4, 2026 23:04
    Only bought a quinella-place bet on Morty and Diamond.
    36AnonymousOct 4, 2026 23:04
    No clue what's gonna happen, so I'm going with an "unpatriotic" ticket — betting against the home team with a 10-line trifecta box.
    If it hits, that's ¥100,000.
    38AnonymousOct 4, 2026 23:04
    Tabal's one thing, but Admire Tera has literally zero traits suited to this race.
    50AnonymousOct 4, 2026 23:06
    As usual, though, loading the starting gate is going to take forever.
    70AnonymousOct 4, 2026 23:08
    Re: #50
    About as long as Magnum Tokyo's entrance (a drag performer famous for absurdly drawn-out stage entrances).
    144AnonymousOct 4, 2026 23:14
    Sure, Tabal and Tera have no shot at winning, that's a given — but has there even been a horse in the last five years or so that looked like it actually could win this?
    147AnonymousOct 4, 2026 23:15
    Re: #144
    Equinox, maybe?
    148AnonymousOct 4, 2026 23:16
    Re: #147
    Can't picture that horse running well at Longchamp — feels like he'd just be grinding down the stretch and it'd be over before he got there.
    153AnonymousOct 4, 2026 23:16
    Re: #147
    Given the distance and track suitability, it's just not happening.
    145AnonymousOct 4, 2026 23:15
    Sending a 3-year-old filly might have a puncher's chance, but that's a seriously bold gamble.
    155AnonymousOct 4, 2026 23:17
    Re: #145
    A 3-year-old filly good enough to take on the world doesn't come around that often.
    152AnonymousOct 4, 2026 23:16
    Re: #135
    "Vega, but it's Hokuto Vega!" — now that's a classic line (a famous racetrack announcer's catchphrase for the beloved Japanese mare Hokuto Vega).
    164AnonymousOct 4, 2026 23:19
    Re: #152
    That's Announcer Baba for you — "cherry blossoms in full bloom during chrysanthemum season" (riffing on a legendary racecaller's iconic line, with a pun since "Baba" also means "racetrack").
    161AnonymousOct 4, 2026 23:18
    At this point you'd have better odds sending a top dirt horse instead.
    165AnonymousOct 4, 2026 23:19
    Re: #161
    And of course, that's exactly when the track turns bone-dry and fast, and the dirt horse becomes useless.

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    The Prix de l’Arc de Triomphe is a Group 1 race run over 2,400 meters on turf at Longchamp Racecourse in France, widely regarded as Europe’s most prestigious race. Japanese horses have challenged it repeatedly without ever winning — El Condor Pasa finished second in 1999, and Orfevre finished second around 2010–2012 — and that history is why the thread rates the Japanese entrants so low. Longchamp’s soft turf and the way its races are run are fundamentally different from Japan’s fast tracks, and whether Japanese horses can handle those conditions is a question that comes up every single year. In the thread, pessimism dominated the question of whether any horse looked capable of winning this year, though a few posts floated the idea of a 3-year-old filly making a run, hinting at differing views by generation and sex of horse. Note that this article excerpts posts made around the time of the race’s start and does not cover the actual result.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[LIVE] Prix de l’Arc de Triomphe 2026.”

  • Heian Jogakuin University Going Co-Ed, Rebranding as (Tentative) ‘Kyoto Regional Co-Creation University’ as Enrollment Falls to 354

    Heian Jogakuin University in Kyoto’s Kamigyo Ward plans to go co-ed starting in April 2028 and rename itself to the (tentative) “Kyoto Regional Co-Creation University,” according to reporting on the school’s operating corporation. The move comes amid falling enrollment, with the FY2026 student body reportedly down to just 354.

    On 5ch’s Current News+ board, a thread about the renaming sparked a wide-ranging discussion — jokes about the university’s naming history, comparisons with other Kyoto-area women’s universities like Doshisha Women’s, Kyoto Women’s, and Konan Women’s, and even remarks that women’s colleges are shrinking in the US too. Opinion was notably split over whether the “Heian” name should be kept.

    10/4 (Sun) 11:05

    Yomiuri Shimbun Online

    It has been learned, through reporting to the operating school corporation, that Heian Jogakuin University (Kamigyo Ward, Kyoto) will go co-ed starting in April 2028. Declining enrollment is cited as the reason.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousOct 4, 2026 16:30
    Wait, THAT 'Heisei' Jogakuin?! (mixing up the school's actual name, Heian, with the Heisei era — a mix-up that turns out to foreshadow the era-name jokes later in this thread)
    76AnonymousOct 4, 2026 17:33
    Re: #4
    From now on maybe we'll start seeing male 'hostesses' too (嬢/-jo, the 'girl/hostess' suffix in the school's name)
    117AnonymousOct 4, 2026 18:31
    Re: #4
    Back in the day, they sure took good care of me.
    10AnonymousOct 4, 2026 16:35
    They should've just gone with 'Heian University' — ranked by era name you'd get:
    Heian University >>> Keio University >>> Meiji University >>> Taisho University >>> Showa University >>> Teikyo Heisei University (the joke: Heian, Keio, Meiji, Taisho, Showa, and Heisei are all old Japanese era names, listed in chronological order from oldest to newest)
    34AnonymousOct 4, 2026 16:55
    Re: #10
    'Kyoto Regional Whatever University' be like: 'That's it! Why didn't you say so sooner!'
    90AnonymousOct 4, 2026 17:52
    Re: #10
    Between Showa and Taisho, Showa should rank higher — it's got a med school.
    146AnonymousOct 4, 2026 19:25
    Re: #10
    Nara University: 'Ha! I win!!' (the Nara period came even before the Heian period)
    14AnonymousOct 4, 2026 16:36
    Kyoto edition of the mnemonic for the noble gases (far-right column of the periodic table) — a wordplay trick where the Japanese syllables echo the element symbols:

    'Heijo's big sister' (He, Ne) — Heijo = shorthand for Heian Jogakuin
    'went nuts one day' (Ar, Kr)
    'and started screaming' (Xe, Rn)
    78AnonymousOct 4, 2026 17:35
    Re: #14
    At my high school we learned it as:
    'Heijo's big sister'
    'got drunk on booze'
    'and started screaming'
    15AnonymousOct 4, 2026 16:37
    Once it's down to just the International Tourism department, are guys actually going to enroll?
    24AnonymousOct 4, 2026 16:46
    I think they shouldn't drop the 'Heian' name, but I guess they went with Kyoto's name recognition and brand power instead.
    44AnonymousOct 4, 2026 17:06
    Re: #24
    I think keeping the 'Heian' name would've been the better call.
    42AnonymousOct 4, 2026 17:05
    Is this just the feeder university for Heian Jogakuin High School grads? Kyoto's already got Doshisha and Ritsumeikan — if this is the school that only catches the kids who didn't get into those, then of course enrollment's cratering with the birthrate the way it is these days.
    60AnonymousOct 4, 2026 17:17
    Re: #42
    It's like 3-4 tiers below Doshisha and Ritsumeikan.
    Kyoto's strength is having so many universities that there's a school for pretty much every level.
    56AnonymousOct 4, 2026 17:16
    Apparently the older the era in the name, the higher the ranking:
    Reiwa Health Sciences University < Heisei Teikyo University < Showa University < Taisho University < Meiji University < Keio University <<<<< Heian University
    70AnonymousOct 4, 2026 17:28
    Re: #56
    Man, the gap between Meiji and Taisho is brutal.
    193AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:41
    Re: #56
    Wait, is 'Heian' even an era name?
    85AnonymousOct 4, 2026 17:43
    There are way too many universities.
    Shut down every unnecessary university, junior college, and vocational school.
    86AnonymousOct 4, 2026 17:45
    Re: #85
    Start with Tokyo.
    Stop sucking young people out of the countryside for no reason.
    93AnonymousOct 4, 2026 17:56
    'Co-Creation University' ('Kyoso-dai')? Sounds like a mash-up of 'Communist' and 'Soka [Gakkai]' University. Well, I guess that'd track for Kyoto.
    121AnonymousOct 4, 2026 18:48
    There are probably plenty of schools out there where closing down is just a matter of time.
    123AnonymousOct 4, 2026 18:51
    Re: #121
    There's a thing called the '2035 cliff' (referring to the projected drop-off in Japan's 18-year-old population).
    125AnonymousOct 4, 2026 18:53
    Never even heard of this university.
    It'll probably close down eventually.
    127AnonymousOct 4, 2026 18:54
    Re: #125
    Uh, it's a girls' school that's been around since the Meiji era, you know?
    155AnonymousOct 4, 2026 19:39
    Back when I was a student, people said Kyoto Women's University was the 'date pool' for Kyoto University students, and Doshisha Women's was the one for Doshisha students. I wonder who Heian Jogakuin was paired with?
    159AnonymousOct 4, 2026 19:48
    Re: #155
    I went to Ritsumeikan, but I did go to a mixer with girls from Heian Jogakuin once — this was still back in the 20th century, I think at Kushihachi in Hakubaicho.
    156AnonymousOct 4, 2026 19:43
    As long as Konan Women's University is safe, that's all I care about.
    198AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:50
    Re: #156
    Wait, isn't Konan Women's University going co-ed next year too and merging into Konan University? (mind blown)
    160AnonymousOct 4, 2026 19:50
    ★American women's colleges are declining too

    According to Koichi Hosokawa, professor emeritus at Japan Women's University (per a President Online article dated November 27, 2025), on women's colleges:

    > Even in the US, there were about 200 at their peak in 1960, but mergers and the shift to co-education have shrunk that down to around 30 today.
    161AnonymousOct 4, 2026 19:51
    Re: #160
    ★American women's colleges are declining too

    America's seven elite women's colleges, the "Seven Sisters,"
    once held a status rivaling the Ivy League,
    but that number has now shrunk to five.

    Radcliffe College was absorbed into Harvard University,
    and Vassar College went co-ed (after turning down a merger proposal from Yale).

    Notable alumnae include:
    Hillary Clinton (America's first female presidential candidate, former Secretary of State, former First Lady)
    and Madeleine Albright (the first female Secretary of State) —
    both graduates of Wellesley College, one of the Seven Sisters.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Women’s colleges going co-ed is nothing unusual these days. As the Japan Women’s University professor emeritus noted, even in the US the prestigious “Seven Sisters” have shrunk from seven schools at their peak down to five, as mergers and co-education have taken hold. With Japan’s 18-year-old population shrinking due to the falling birthrate, the sustainability of the “women’s college” model itself is being questioned — in both Japan and the US alike.

    One figure that’s easy to misread is the “354 students” number — that refers only to the university itself. Heian Jogakuin is a school corporation dating back to the Meiji era, and its other institutions, like its middle and high schools, will keep operating separately. This isn’t a closure; it’s a co-ed conversion that comes with department restructuring and a rename. Some comments on the thread calling it “a university I’ve never even heard of” or saying “it’ll close eventually” don’t quite match reality, given how long the school has actually been around.

    Where the thread split was over whether to keep the “Heian” name or go with something new that leans on Kyoto’s brand recognition. There were also plenty of comparisons to other schools going co-ed and rebranding around the same time, like Konan Women’s University — suggesting this restructuring of women’s colleges is an industry-wide trend, not just something happening at one school.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Current News+) thread “[University] Heian Jogakuin University to go co-ed, renamed (tentative) ‘Kyoto Regional Co-Creation University’… FY2026 enrollment drops to 354.”

  • Juice=Juice’s New Radio Show Debuts — 5ch: “Didn’t Even Dent the Trends”

    The first episode of Nippon Broadcasting System’s new show “Juice=Juice Juicy Talk” aired on October 4 from 9:00 to 9:30 PM. The program features Juice=Juice members taking turns appearing to share updates on their activities and behind-the-scenes talk with a different flavor than what fans see onstage; the announcement on the group’s official X account drew 347 likes. On 5ch’s Hello! Project board, discussion centered on the fact that the promotional hashtags were split between “#JuiceTalk” and “#StayingHydrated” (a playful nod tying “hydration” to the group’s name, Juice=Juice), as well as the fact that the show never trended on X after airing — with some fans chalking that up to the short 30-minute time slot, while others dismissed that explanation as anti-fans nitpicking.

    1AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:22
    ■ Juice=Juice ■ Nippon Broadcasting System "Juice=Juice Juicy Talk [Episode 1]" ■ 9:00–9:30 PM ■
    2AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:31
    Nippon Broadcasting System
    @1242_PR
    🆕Starting 9 PM
    【Juice=Juice Juicy Talk】

    Members of the hit idol group Juice=Juice — currently riding what fans call the "Moremi" wave (slang for always looking flawless in photos) — take turns appearing to share updates and behind-the-scenes stories, for talk with a different flavor than onstage✨

    347 likes
    https://x.com/1242_PR/status/2106713465297756525
    3AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:35
    Juice=Juice Juicy Talk
    @JuiceJuice_1242
    ·
    3m
    /
    #NipponBroadcasting
    【Juice=Juice (
    @JuiceJuice_uf
    ) Juicy Talk】
    \

    Check the image for this episode's segments ☑

    189 likes
    https://x.com/JuiceJuice_1242/status/2106723760967684280
    11AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:41
    So is the hashtag "Juicy Talk," "Juice Talk," or "Staying Hydrated"?
    23AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:53
    #JuiceTalk is the main one
    #StayingHydrated is just a one-episode bonus hashtag
    27AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:55
    Didn't even dent the trends
    29AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:55
    Re: #27
    It's only a 30-minute slot, of course it didn't
    28AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:55
    Doesn't look like there's a podcast version
    If you're out in the countryside, is paying for radiko premium the only way to listen?
    42AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:03
    Re: #38
    They hit #1 on the trends back when they first started showing up on TV, so this is just the usual move — antis love picking at anything small to claim they're "washed up" or "nobody cares anymore"
    46AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:06
    Are they seething or something?
    50AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:11
    Is Real Akiba Communications the ad agency behind this, or just a sponsor?
    75AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:31
    Ruru-chan
    >afraid of flying
    I seem to recall hearing she once grabbed another member's sleeve during takeoff or landing


    Don't tell me that's why she barely ever goes to Hokkaido… lol

    Background and Key Points of This Debate

    Juice=Juice is a Hello! Project group formed in 2013, and having their own radio show is one way to boost their exposure. “Juicy Talk” airs Sundays from 9:00 to 9:30 PM — a shorter slot than late-night programs — which makes it harder for posts about it to pile up on X and puts it at a disadvantage when it comes to trending. Right after the broadcast, some thread posters pointed out that it hadn’t trended, but another reply pushed back, noting that the group hit #1 on the trends when they first started appearing on TV — suggesting that trending (or not) can’t simply be used as a measure of popularity. The fact that promotion ran on two separate hashtags — the main “#JuiceTalk” and the episode-only bonus tag “#StayingHydrated” — also appears to be one reason the first episode’s announcement caused some confusion and inconsistent usage among fans.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “■ Juice=Juice ■ Nippon Broadcasting System “Juice=Juice Juicy Talk [Episode 1]” ■ 9:00–9:30 PM ■ 2.”

  • Neighbor’s Fridge Door Sends a ‘THUD’ Through the Wall — 5ch: ‘What If I Die of a Heart Attack From This?’

    A thread on 5ch’s “Live News Flash” board (なんでも実況G) describes a neighbor whose every fridge-door open-and-close sends a “THUD” shock through the wall. The thread’s original poster even pleaded, “What am I supposed to do if I die of a heart attack from this?” — prompting a flood of similar noise-and-vibration horror stories from other posters.

    The discussion split over whether the fridge door itself was the culprit or a plumbing-related “water hammer” effect, and over whether the way vibrations travel depends on the building’s structure (reinforced concrete vs. light-gauge steel). Posters also noted how hard it is to get the problem resolved even after contacting the police or the management company.

    1AnonymousOct 4, 2026 20:40
    What am I even supposed to do about this?
    3AnonymousOct 4, 2026 20:41
    What happens if I die of a heart attack from this?
    65AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:24
    Re: #3
    Yeah, guess you can't really know until something actually happens — that's possible too.
    9AnonymousOct 4, 2026 20:43
    Anyone else been through this?
    11AnonymousOct 4, 2026 20:44
    Re: #9
    Can't say I've ever slammed a fridge door over and over like that.
    18AnonymousOct 4, 2026 20:48
    Re: #11
    I open and close mine a lot too, honestly — forget stuff and go back for it. But I always do it quietly.
    20AnonymousOct 4, 2026 20:50
    He's probably got his hands full with caregiving, cut him some slack.
    25AnonymousOct 4, 2026 20:53
    Re: #20
    No sympathy here for some unemployed shut-in guy.
    21AnonymousOct 4, 2026 20:50
    Re: #18
    Does your fridge make a "thud" sound when you open it?
    23AnonymousOct 4, 2026 20:52
    Re: #21
    It wouldn't happen on opening — it's when you shut it.
    22AnonymousOct 4, 2026 20:51
    My neighbor drives a car with a loud aftermarket exhaust.
    He comes roaring home every night and then the banging around starts.
    24AnonymousOct 4, 2026 20:53
    Re: #22
    Ugh, that's just as bad. Having my sleep wrecked makes me murderous.
    26AnonymousOct 4, 2026 20:56
    Classic.

    My place makes noise when the door shuts too

    so I just do the same thing right back at them.
    30AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:05
    Re: #26
    Get any reaction out of them? Mine either doesn't notice or just doesn't react at all.
    29AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:04
    Sorry, that's me.
    Forgive me.
    31AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:05
    Re: #29
    Why do people even live their lives making such loud noises?
    42AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:13
    Re: #31
    Same with my neighbors — they're careless about noise across the board. Wife, husband, the in-laws, all of them make needless racket without a thought for anyone around them.
    32AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:10
    The stairwell door at my place is insanely loud.
    They should ban even 2nd-floor residents from using it.
    35AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:11
    Re: #32
    Wait, there's actually a stairwell door? If we start counting outside noise too there's no end to it. But noise hitting you as a direct physical shock from next door really wears you down — especially since you never know when it's coming.
    34AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:10
    Re: #4
    Jumping in here, but this kind of noise is vibration, so earplugs won't do anything.
    40AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:12
    Re: #34
    Ear muffs would actually help, but you never know when the sound's coming, which means wearing ear muffs at home all the time. That's just too much to ask.
    86AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:41
    Re: #34
    Yeah. My place was a light-gauge steel apartment and this just started out of nowhere one day. Nothing I could do about it, so I ended up moving out. The sound was loud enough to make me jump — at first I had no idea what was even happening.
    36AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:11
    Ever since I started letting spiders roam free and they took over the area outside my room too, the problem neighbors disappeared. These days not even gnats — let alone roaches — dare come near.
    43AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:13
    Re: #36
    Nice. I cleaned up today and since they were in the way, I put 4 jumping spiders (Hasarius adansoni) outside. There was one more but I just left it be.
    44AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:13
    Some houses have their front doors right up against each other. In places like that, you'd totally know exactly when your neighbor's leaving and stuff, right?
    46AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:15
    Re: #44
    Doesn't wall thinness tend to track with the thickness of the front door? I always check the front door's thickness — the inside too, of course.
    62AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:23
    Re: #56
    A police officer told me there are others besides me putting up with it too. But there's no absolute proof it's the neighbor, so even the police can't press the issue and are stuck.

    Actually, I just heard a faint noise. Looks like it might be starting again soon.
    67AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:25
    Re: #62
    Seriously, even a small sound puts you on edge — I get it, it's really rough. Police won't come down hard on the other side unless it's extreme. I've had the police talk to my neighbor before too, so I know exactly how that goes.
    69AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:27
    Seriously, be careful with noise disputes.
    There are cases of a "person with nothing left to lose" (muteki no hito — net slang for someone with nothing to lose who may snap violently) losing it and it turning into murder.
    71AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:29
    Re: #69
    My neighbor is exactly that kind of "nothing-to-lose" guy.
    That's exactly why it scares me.
    75AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:31
    Re: #67
    Also just learned that management companies will go directly warn a problem tenant in a rental building, but barely intervene at all in an owned condo unit.
    Re: #69
    On top of a warning notice, I suggested the management company post articles about cases like this — got shot down, lol. Well, it was a long shot anyway, but it's hard to convey just how "ready to kill" (564 = net slang read as "korosu," meaning "kill") angry this makes you.
    70AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:28
    Living in an apartment with walls that thin is kind of on you, no?
    73AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:29
    Re: #70
    Yeah, fair enough, but it's actually Tokyo metropolitan public housing — a renovated unit.
    78AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:34
    Re: #73
    If the building's that old, maybe it's not the fridge door at all — could be water hammer? That's the thing where turning a faucet on or off causes a loud "BANG" in the pipes.
    88AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:43
    I'm in a studio apartment and the washing machine running upstairs at this hour keeps waking me up.
    Definitely picked the wrong rental.
    90AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:45
    Re: #88
    So you actually have to watch the clock before running the washing machine…
    91AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:45
    Re: #88
    At a place I used to live, there was a rule: washing machine only until 10pm, baths until midnight.
    92AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:46
    Re: #90
    In my studio the sound and vibration are brutal.
    93AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:47
    Re: #92
    My sister bought a unit in a high-rise tower in Yokohama, and she was furious about washing machine vibration coming from upstairs at 7am. Guess it happens even in luxury tower condos.
    103AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:03
    The guy next door — probably a college student — is way too loud playing online games. What do I even do about this?
    Recorded the noise for now, at least.
    104AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:04
    Re: #103
    Just play the same online game as him…
    105AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:06
    Re: #103
    Just team up and play together.

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    The thread split over whether the cause was the fridge door itself or a “water hammer” effect. Water hammer happens when water flow inside pipes stops abruptly as a faucet is turned on or off, producing a shock noise — something more common in older buildings. It’s easy to overlook that vibration transmission depends not just on wall thickness but on the building’s overall structure (reinforced concrete vs. light-gauge steel, front door thickness, etc.), which left comments like “it’s your own fault for living behind thin walls” sitting uneasily alongside “you shouldn’t be able to hear that in a reinforced-concrete building,” with neither side really engaging the other. Posters also noted that management companies can directly warn problem tenants in rental units but tend not to intervene nearly as much in owned condo units. The references to incidents involving “people with nothing left to lose” are not a specific threat of violence, but a caution based on past cases where noise disputes escalated — not meant to stoke undue alarm.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (“Live News Flash” board) thread “My neighbor’s fridge sends a THUD through my wall every time he opens and closes it.”

  • “Disney Show” Typo in Rena Ichioka’s Event Announcement Sparks 5ch Buzz

    Hello! Project-affiliated idol Rena Ichioka announced that she and Akari Matsuwaki would hold their first-ever dinner show on November 14 at the Shin-Yokohama Prince Hotel — but the announcement text read “Disney Show” instead of “Dinner Show.” 5ch users had a field day debating whether it was a simple typo or an autocomplete slip, and the conversation soon drifted to her alleged “track record” of hosting an unauthorized meetup at Disneyland in the past. It also came up that Matsuwaki had previously been expelled from another idol group over a contract violation.

    1AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:11
    Ooh!
    7AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:13
    I bet she genuinely thinks it's a Disney Show
    8AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:14
    [Idol] Ange☆Reve's Akari Matsuwaki expelled from the group effective today — multiple serious contract violations uncovered
    https://hayabusa9.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/mnewsplus/1540126166/
    10AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:15
    The text and the image don't match…
    which one's actually correct?
    12AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:16
    By the way, Shin-Yokohama Prince Hotel…
    I'm a country bumpkin so I wouldn't know, but isn't that supposed to be a pretty fancy hotel?
    13AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:17
    Re: #12
    It's right on the way to Yokohama Arena
    31AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:27
    Re: #12
    Shin-Yokohama's a nice area — it's close to Nissan Stadium and Mt. Okura (*^^*)
    17AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:19
    Isn't she the one who's bounced around a bunch of underground idol groups?
    18AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:23
    Re: #17
    32AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:28
    Re: #18
    Oh, so she used to be with iDOL Street (an idol talent agency)?
    Where did it all go wrong
    19AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:23
    Someone said before that this was actually illegal — is it really fine?
    20AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:24
    If it's unauthorized that's a real problem, but there's no way they'd actually pull something like this without permission
    30AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:26
    Re: #20
    You clearly don't know how wild Ichioka can be
    22AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:24
    She just mistyped "Dinner"
    as "Disney"
    23AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:24
    Wait, they rented out some section of Disneyland to put on a show?!

    NO WAAAAAAAY!!!
    25AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:25
    I bet Ichioka got kicked out of BEYOOOOONDS ("Biyo," a Hello! Project group) for something along these lines too
    28AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:25
    A Disney Show at a Prince Hotel? That's kind of amazing, no?
    33AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:29
    Icchan (Ichioka's nickname): "Why would I need permission just to have a meal?"
    34AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:31
    What are we supposed to do if "Dinner Show" mistyped as "Disney Show" becomes the standard spelling over on Ookami (the Hello! Project fan board)?
    35AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:32
    Is it even okay to use Disney's name without permission to make money?
    36AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:32
    The whole "Disney meetup" thing is probably going to get reported
    37AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:32
    Like that "micro FEVER towel" thing, lol (a famous mistranslation meme)
    39AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:35
    She probably did something at Disney before, so it became the top autocomplete suggestion
    41AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:36
    Well, she does have a track record of holding unauthorized meetups at Disneyland
    43AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:37
    59AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:01
    Re: #43
    Scary handing over your name and phone number like that — feels like it'd end up with a "tokuryu" gang (an anonymous, ad-hoc crime ring recruited via social media)
    45AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:40
    I've actually been to this hotel before for a Hello! Project member's dinner show
    46AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:41
    Then this dinner show should be fine too
    47AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:46
    Oh, a collab with Disney!
    That's impressive
    48AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:46
    I honestly can't even picture what a "Disney Show" would look like
    49AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:48
    To pull off a Disney collab, she must have some serious credibility
    50AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:48
    Did she seriously just mistype "Dinner Show"?
    51AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:50
    A Disney Show at a Prince Hotel, that's wild
    I wonder if Mickey Mouse himself shows up
    53AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:52
    She just typed "Di," let autocomplete pick "Disney," and posted it without proofreading — total brain-off move
    54AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:52
    Isn't this the kind of thing that gets you in trouble with Disney?
    56AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:53
    A lot of people clearly haven't noticed the image itself says "Dinner Show"
    58AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:00
    It literally says the Disney Show is confirmed, okay!
    64AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:06


    Background and Key Points of This Story

    Typos and autocomplete slip-ups in underground Hello! Project idols’ announcement posts are a classic source of amusement on 5ch, and this time the leading theory was that she typed “Di” and let autocomplete fill in “Disney” without double-checking. On the other hand, using Disney’s name without authorization in a promotional announcement could raise real trademark concerns, so it isn’t purely a joke. The fact that Akari Matsuwaki was previously expelled from another idol group over a contract violation is confirmed in the source article, but claims about Ichioka having “fallen for a host” (host-club slang) or her past “unauthorized Disneyland meetup” are unverified rumors circulated on 5ch, and this article does not vouch for their accuracy.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “[PR] Rena Ichioka: “The first-ever Disney Show by Rena Ichioka and Akari Matsuwaki, confirmed for 11/14 (Sat)! ⭐”.”

  • Secondary Capital Plan: Hiroshima Misses the Population Cut, Governor Yokota to Press Tokyo for Answers

    The government’s proposed criteria for designating a “secondary capital” call for a city with at least 1.2% of the national population and an economy worth at least 2.1% of GDP — and it turns out Hiroshima Prefecture falls short on the population requirement. Governor Yokota says he plans to ask the national government why these particular criteria were set. The secondary capital concept is meant to provide a backup for capital functions in the event of a major disaster, and on 5ch, opinions split between those arguing that low disaster risk should matter more than population size, and those insisting a certain population and economic scale is needed to keep government functions running — with the debate spreading to candidate cities ranging from Osaka, Nagoya, and Sapporo to Okinawa and Nagano.

    The government has published the criteria for designating a “secondary capital” — a city that would take over capital functions in the event of a major disaster — and it has emerged that Hiroshima Prefecture does not meet the population requirement.

    Governor Yokota plans to ask the national government why the criteria were set as they are.

    Under the draft government ordinance, the criteria for designating a “secondary capital” include having a city that accounts for at least 1.2% of the national population and an economy equivalent to at least 2.1% of GDP.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:05
    That 1.2% figure feels kind of nasty, honestly
    it looks deliberately set just high enough to knock Hiroshima out.
    10AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:07
    Re: #3
    Please, no — making a radiation-contaminated area the secondary capital? Hard pass.
    93AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:31
    Re: #10
    If we're going by that logic, Fukushima, Ibaraki, and Chiba would all be out too.
    7AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:06
    Just relocate the capital already.
    At the very least the ministries and the Diet could move.
    Fukushima's Hamadori region would be fine.
    97AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:31
    Re: #7
    Capital relocations based on population often don't work out well — that's been a headache since ancient Japan and every shogunate in history.
    169AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:04
    Re: #7
    Not Fukushima, but before 3/11, Sendai was the leading candidate for a relocated capital.
    If Osaka ends up being chosen as the secondary capital, I bet that once the scars of the Tohoku earthquake have healed, the anti-Osaka crowd who aren't happy about it will push to move the capital to Sendai instead, reducing the secondary capital (Osaka, etc.) to a hollow title.
    226AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:23
    Re: #7
    Forcibly moving the capital to a low-population area would just end in failure, like Indonesia.
    8AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:07
    Honestly, Sapporo or Fukuoka would be fine.
    16AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:10
    Re: #8
    Realistically, in terms of population, GDP, and global name recognition, it's got to be Osaka.
    46AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:19
    We don't need any of this — just introduce a regional states system (dōshūsei, a proposal to replace prefectures with larger US/German-style states) already.
    54AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:21
    Re: #46
    Exactly this — and cut the number of "senile lawmakers" (a slur pun on *chihō giin*, "local assembly members") down to a tenth.
    There are 32,000 of these clowns. 32,000 enemies.
    73AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:25
    Re: #46
    That's exactly what Ishin no Kai (the Osaka-based Japan Innovation Party) is aiming for, but if it were that easy there'd be no struggle.
    Even in their home turf of Osaka they couldn't pull it off (the Osaka Metropolis Plan).
    Most citizens probably haven't even thought hard about why it matters.
    48AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:20
    Without a population in the 2-million range, a city just can't hold up as a secondary capital.
    94AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:31
    Re: #48
    Then it's got to be Osaka, Nagoya, or Sapporo.
    Yokohama's too close to Tokyo — in a natural disaster or emergency it would likely go down right along with Tokyo.
    103AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:35
    Re: #94
    In the end this is just a temporary setup until recovery from a Fuji eruption or major earthquake, right?
    Kyushu or Hokkaido are too far away — travel back and forth would be a pain.
    Why not pick several places like Osaka, Nagoya, and Sendai and just rank them by priority?

    Just one feels too risky.
    155AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:57
    Re: #103
    We need somewhere with wide-open land and a food-production base — Sapporo, or Hokkaido in general, can't be left out.
    167AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:04
    Re: #103
    Too close to Tokyo and there's a risk both go down together.

    For things like a disaster-recovery computer center, Hokkaido or Kyushu would be preferable.
    108AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:37
    If anything, a big population is just dead weight.
    South Korea, for instance, recently moved its capital from Seoul to some little rural town with nothing there — though Japanese media never reports on it.
    116AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:42
    Re: #108
    The relocation of the capital to Sejong City isn't set to be complete until 2033.
    123AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:46
    The population requirement makes no sense at all.
    Better to move it to somewhere with a smaller population than an overcrowded area like Osaka.
    131AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:47
    Re: #123
    I get that — if anything, a moderately low-population spot sounds better.
    145AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:54
    Re: #123
    It's not like there's a ton of open land there either.
    139AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:51
    If it's Hiroshima, somewhere like Higashi-Hiroshima would actually be just right.
    It's got an airport nearby, and unlike central Hiroshima it's not saturated with development, so there's plenty of room to build new facilities.
    And best of all, it sits up on a plateau, so tsunami damage simply isn't possible.
    151AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:56
    Re: #139
    That's way too low a population though — the infrastructure's there, but it's actually Hiroshima itself that has open land up around the north side of the station.
    157AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:00
    Re: #151
    Does population even matter for maintaining the national government's administrative functions in the first place?
    It's not like you're building a factory — you don't need that many people.
    161AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:02
    Re: #157
    The secondary capital is meant to eventually become a regional capital — the question is whether Hiroshima's tax revenue could actually maintain the roads and bridges of Shikoku and the San'in region.
    165AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:02
    Re: #157
    The current capital has such a huge population that the bureaucrats probably just don't want to be stuck somewhere rural.
    175AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:07
    Somewhere like Nagano or Yamanashi would be fine, and plenty of people actually agree.
    Also, hardly anyone online pushes for Kyoto, yet the Kyoto Prefectural Assembly basically went out of its way to announce "we're not running" — self-own PR, lol.
    180AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:09
    Re: #175
    Realistically it'd have to be somewhere in the Pacific coastal belt.
    184AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:09
    Re: #175
    The whole point is to place the secondary capital somewhere free from the risk of a Tokyo-area earthquake or a Mt. Fuji eruption — so all of Kanto, plus Yamanashi and Shizuoka, are out of the question from the start.
    186AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:10
    Re: #180
    And a Nankai earthquake would hit the Pacific coastal belt hard too.
    191AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:12
    Re: #186
    Nagano or Yamanashi would be a three-hour trip each way.
    196AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:14
    Re: #191
    If convenience is the priority, northern Kanto would work fine — places like Gunma or the Nasu area wouldn't get hit by a massive quake at the same time as central Tokyo.
    200AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:15
    Re: #196
    I don't really get the point of northern Kanto — it's too rural.
    210AnonymousOct 4, 2026 22:18
    Re: #196
    Apparently during the Great Kanto Earthquake, the municipalities surrounding Kanto were completely overwhelmed just dealing with refugees from the disaster zone.
    The population's only grown since then, so wouldn't disaster response need to take priority over serving as a capital-function backup?

    Also, if Mt. Fuji erupts, depending on wind direction the affected area could be pretty severe.

    Background and key points of this discussion

    The government’s proposed criteria for designating a “secondary capital” set numerical thresholds — at least 1.2% of the national population and at least 2.1% of GDP — reflecting a plan to designate, in advance, a backup location to take over if a Nankai Trough or Tokyo-area earthquake knocks out central government functions. Hiroshima Prefecture falls short of the population requirement, and Governor Yokota plans to ask the national government to explain the basis for the criteria themselves. What split the thread was disagreement with the underlying premise that a large population is even necessary — one camp argued that a less-populated area would actually be easier to build new government facilities in and carries lower disaster risk, while the other insisted a certain economic base is needed to support national administrative functions. Candidates ranged from major metro areas like Osaka, Nagoya, and Sapporo to Hiroshima, Higashi-Hiroshima, Okinawa, and Nagano — and readers may easily conflate this with an outright capital relocation, when the distinction (a disaster-time backup rather than a permanent move) wasn’t always made clear in the discussion. Comparisons were drawn to South Korea’s relocation to Sejong City, but details like the completion date were just one poster’s claim in the thread, not verified information.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Soku+) thread “Secondary Capital Plan: Hiroshima Misses the Population Cut, Governor Yokota to Press Tokyo for Answers“.

  • Aichi-Nagoya Asian Games: OCA Defends Operational Chaos — ‘Delays Are Just 0.000001% of the Total’

    The Aichi-Nagoya Asian Games, which closed on October 4, marked Japan’s first time hosting the event in 32 years, since the 1994 Hiroshima Games. At the joint wrap-up press conference, the OCA touted the Games’ success by citing over 50 world records and more than 90 Asian records, but a remark made at that same conference — that out of more than 100,000 vehicle movements, only one or two were delayed, amounting to a mere 0.000001% of the total — drew heavy attention on 5ch. Bunshun Online reported that the organizing committee was thrown into internal chaos by athlete bus transport troubles, and the thread split between those pointing out the math error in the OCA’s statement and those who saw the bus issue itself as a symbol of declining operational competence.

    The Aichi-Nagoya Asian Games — Japan’s third time hosting the event, and its first in 32 years — closed on October 4. That day, the Olympic Council of Asia (OCA) and the Aichi-Nagoya Asian Games Organising Committee (AINADOC) held a joint press conference to review the Games. The OCA emphasized the Games’ success by pointing to the many new records set and praised the new, sustainable operating model, while Organising Committee Chairman and Aichi Governor Hideaki Omura spoke about the various operational challenges that had to be dealt with during the Games.

    OCA Coordination Committee Chairman Tayyab Ikram praised the event, saying “Aichi-Nagoya has been a wonderful experience for Asia’s top athletes.” As evidence, he cited more than 50 world records, over 90 Asian records, and more than 200 Games records. “We are proud of our athletes. This clearly shows that our objectives were achieved,” he said.

    OCA Director General Husain Al-Musallam followed, saying “the numbers speak for themselves” in reference to the record-breaking performances. “Athletes cannot deliver their best performances without good sleep, good transportation, good medical care, and good food. These achievements would not have been possible without the organizing committee creating the best possible environment for the athletes,” he said, heaping praise on the operations.

    Source: thedigestweb.com / Original article here

    2AnonymousOct 4, 2026 20:21
    The real problem is that it's the leadership's heads that are broken.
    4AnonymousOct 4, 2026 20:23
    Good work, everyone. Guess next time we hand it to Dentsu instead. (Japan's biggest ad agency, often blamed for mismanaging big national events)
    30AnonymousOct 4, 2026 20:38
    Re: #4
    So you're saying someone engineered the narrative to make it look that way??
    5AnonymousOct 4, 2026 20:23
    This kind of trouble probably happens every single time — it's just getting covered this time because it's on home soil.
    6AnonymousOct 4, 2026 20:23
    "But where exactly did a mistake happen? There was no mistake. Out of more than 100,000 vehicle movements, only one or two cars were late. That's a mere 0.000001% of the total."

    …that right there IS a mistake.
    45AnonymousOct 4, 2026 20:42
    Re: #6
    The math is just wrong, lol
    85AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:09
    Re: #6
    For starters, they botched the math themselves.
    8AnonymousOct 4, 2026 20:25
    You can really see how Japan, once flawless at this stuff, just keeps getting worse and worse.
    9AnonymousOct 4, 2026 20:25
    Maybe skimpier meals would actually produce better records — the athletes are probably all overeating.
    10AnonymousOct 4, 2026 20:26
    Bunshun scoop

    [Asian Games] Behind the scenes of the endless bus transport troubles with Tobu Top Tours — organizing committee's internal chat filled with cries like "the grilling just keeps coming" and "the people on the ground are getting cornered"
    https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/3015be4a9690496aa420b7339a562760dee29a7d
    11AnonymousOct 4, 2026 20:27
    That's not something the party who made the mistake gets to say.
    18AnonymousOct 4, 2026 20:31
    But that one incident definitely means there's someone out there who had a genuinely rotten experience because of it.
    26AnonymousOct 4, 2026 20:35
    Re: #1
    Don't make excuses.

    Did the Tokyo Olympics ever make this much news over operational screwups?

    These organizers were seriously garbage.
    28AnonymousOct 4, 2026 20:37
    >50-plus world records

    That many world records actually got set? I only knew about the swimmer, Ohashi.
    29AnonymousOct 4, 2026 20:37
    Nah, the vehicle-dispatch mistake is just one small example out of a whole string of recurring problems.
    32AnonymousOct 4, 2026 20:38
    Re: #1
    Honestly, Seiko Hashimoto should call the organizers in and give them a proper dressing-down.
    33AnonymousOct 4, 2026 20:38
    The athletes gave the public courage and inspiration, and it left behind a legacy. It's all good news. We should do this every year — how about rotating it between prefectures?
    35AnonymousOct 4, 2026 20:38
    Once you get defensive like that, you've forfeited the right to ever organize anything again.
    36AnonymousOct 4, 2026 20:38
    Only the world's assessment counts here — your own self-congratulation is worthless, plain and simple.
    37AnonymousOct 4, 2026 20:39
    Re: #1
    There were at least two separate incidents of athlete bus mix-ups and people getting left behind, you know?

    Luckily, quick thinking by the Japan national team athletes (men's volleyball and men's soccer) kept it from turning into a real disaster, but between wrong destinations and other transport screwups, there are probably a mountain of other cases that never came to light.
    38AnonymousOct 4, 2026 20:41
    And so, Japan never got to host a major international event again. The end.
    39AnonymousOct 4, 2026 20:41
    If Korea hosted and Japan went through the same thing, Japanese people are mild-mannered enough that they wouldn't get worked up over every little thing.
    43AnonymousOct 4, 2026 20:42
    The Japan of the past used to pull things off perfectly, without even that 0.000001% margin of error. That perfection was the one weapon we had. Japan's really gone soft.
    47AnonymousOct 4, 2026 20:43
    Re: #43
    Are you saying there were never any failures back then?

    Can you say that to Renya Mutaguchi? (WWII general infamous for the disastrous Imphal campaign)
    51AnonymousOct 4, 2026 20:46
    Re: #43
    Have you never heard of the Osaka World Championships in Athletics? (the 2007 event, notorious for its own operational mess)
    70AnonymousOct 4, 2026 20:59
    The Expo was a success, though… so why is this different?
    73AnonymousOct 4, 2026 21:01
    Re: #70
    Both the Expo and the Olympics were a disaster before they even opened. They just scraped things together to make the final numbers look good.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    The Aichi-Nagoya Games marked Japan’s first hosting in 32 years, since the 1994 Hiroshima Games, and the OCA summed up the event as a “success” on the strength of more than 50 world records and over 90 Asian records. What drew criticism was the explanation given for the vehicle-dispatch trouble — that out of more than 100,000 vehicle movements, only one or two were delayed, amounting to 0.000001% of the total. In reality, one or two out of 100,000 works out to 0.001–0.002%, and the thread filled up with people pointing out that the figure was off by nearly three orders of magnitude, not just one. Separately, Bunshun Online (reposted via Yahoo! News) reported that the organizing committee’s internal chat was in uproar over the bus transport chaos, also detailing an incident that nearly caught up members of the men’s volleyball and men’s soccer national teams. The thread split between reactions mocking the faulty math and reactions treating the trouble itself as a symbol of Japan’s declining organizational competence — but both sides zeroed in on the same thing: the OCA’s defiant insistence that “there was no mistake.”

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Geisoku Sokuhou+) thread “OCA on Repeated Operational Trouble at the Aichi-Nagoya Games: ‘Only one or two cars were delayed. That’s a mere 0.000001% of the total. Where exactly did a mistake happen?’.”