Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Nippon-Ham Tops Seibu 4-1, Advances in Climax Series — 5ch Reacts: ‘Seibu Just Lost on Their Own’

    In Game 3 of the Pacific League Climax Series First Stage on October 12, Nippon-Ham defeated Seibu 4-1, clinching a Final Stage berth with a 2-1 series record. Seibu, who finished second in the regular season, were eliminated after dropping two straight games. On the thread, discussion centered on reactions to Nippon-Ham winning a game that anti-fans had written off as a “throwaway,” how the win-advantage system works in favor of SoftBank in the Final Stage, and Seibu’s long history of struggling in the Climax Series.

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    Source: nikkansports.com / Original article here

    5AnonymousOct 12, 2026 17:20
    Upsets brewing in both the Central and Pacific Leagues? (´・ω・`)
    196AnonymousOct 12, 2026 17:42
    Re: #5
    Both the Giants and Seibu finished 2nd place and now this… (´・ω・`)
    7AnonymousOct 12, 2026 17:20
    Is Shinjo secretly a brilliant manager or something?
    23AnonymousOct 12, 2026 17:21
    Re: #7
    Seibu just lost on their own, that's all.
    139AnonymousOct 12, 2026 17:35
    Re: #7
    Anti-fans nationwide must be grinding their teeth right now. There was even a hater today saying it was a "throwaway game" just because Yamagata was starting, lol
    19AnonymousOct 12, 2026 17:21
    So a Japan Series between two third-place teams could actually happen?
    Is that really how this is supposed to work?
    30AnonymousOct 12, 2026 17:22
    Re: #19
    Can't really blame a team for making the Japan Series even if they end up with 5 losses along the way.
    25AnonymousOct 12, 2026 17:21
    If it's Seibu, SoftBank gets a 2-win advantage, right?
    In that case it's better for everyone if Nippon-Ham goes through instead.
    49AnonymousOct 12, 2026 17:23
    Re: #25
    Even if Ham goes through, the advantage is still 2 wins.
    155AnonymousOct 12, 2026 17:37
    Re: #25
    It's there because Ham lost to Bank so many times during the season.
    182AnonymousOct 12, 2026 17:41
    Re: #25
    Seibu finished 2nd place, what are you even talking about.
    29AnonymousOct 12, 2026 17:22
    Any real baseball fan knows the pennant race is the true standings, and the CS and Japan Series are just exhibitions.
    Go ahead and let two third-place teams fight over the "Japan Championship" (lol).
    45AnonymousOct 12, 2026 17:23
    Re: #29
    You don't have to come in here making excuses just because your team lost, lol
    57AnonymousOct 12, 2026 17:24
    The most hated team in Japan, SoftBank, against the second most hated, Nippon-Ham —
    sounds like it's going to be a hype-filled grudge match.
    65AnonymousOct 12, 2026 17:25
    Re: #57
    I'm a Seibu fan, and honestly I don't even hate them.
    69AnonymousOct 12, 2026 17:25
    SoftBank only needs 2 wins, while Nippon-Ham needs 4?
    There's no way SoftBank doesn't walk through this.
    75AnonymousOct 12, 2026 17:26
    Re: #69
    Whoever hits 5 wins first takes it — looks like SoftBank starts with a 2-win advantage baked in.
    85AnonymousOct 12, 2026 17:28
    Re: #69
    SoftBank needs 3 wins, Nippon-Ham needs 5.
    146AnonymousOct 12, 2026 17:36
    Re: #69
    Probably for revenue reasons — they built this convoluted rule so the advantage doesn't cut down on the number of games played.
    76AnonymousOct 12, 2026 17:26
    Seibu is unusually bad at the Climax Series.
    Has Seibu ever actually won a CS?
    98AnonymousOct 12, 2026 17:29
    Re: #76
    Sounds like the last time they won a CS was 15 years ago.
    135AnonymousOct 12, 2026 17:34
    Re: #76
    This was back in the old playoff era, but 2004 was incredible.
    The Hawks ran away with the regular season, but Seibu, who finished 2nd, pulled off a stunning Japan Series berth in the decisive final playoff game by starting Ishii Taka — a guy who'd won only 1 game all year.
    Then in the Japan Series they started Ishii Taka again, and he went 2-0 with no runs allowed over two starts to win MVP.
    Imagine taking a guy who was basically useless all season and turning him into the short-series MVP.
    2008 was strong too — there was that legendary play where Kataoka scored a run on pure baserunning speed even though the team got no-hit.
    They started falling off after barely losing the pennant race to SoftBank in 2010.
    Since then, under manager Tsuji, they've managed to win the pennant two years running and then get eliminated two years running, and there's zero sign of any upset magic left in this team.
    79AnonymousOct 12, 2026 17:27
    Well, at least they got three home games at the end and pulled in a few hundred million yen — that's something.
    But watching from the outside, this roster really doesn't look like championship material.
    86AnonymousOct 12, 2026 17:28
    Re: #79
    Third place gets nothing, after all — they even have to cover their own travel and hotel costs.
    80AnonymousOct 12, 2026 17:27
    Still, it'd be rough if Nippon-Ham turned around and lost to DeNA too.
    95AnonymousOct 12, 2026 17:29
    Re: #80
    Though to be fair, SoftBank's only really popular in Fukuoka anyway. Nippon-Ham has more nationally recognized star players.
    83AnonymousOct 12, 2026 17:27
    Since there's an advantage, does that mean if SoftBank wins twice in a row, the Final Stage is already over in just 2 games?
    152AnonymousOct 12, 2026 17:37
    Re: #83
    No, it doesn't work that way. The advantage is 2, so they still need 3 wins.
    90AnonymousOct 12, 2026 17:28
    Ham held ace Ito back for Game 3, while Seibu threw Takeuchi out there for it.
    Feels like the edge goes to Ham for knowing how to manage a short series.
    109AnonymousOct 12, 2026 17:30
    Re: #90
    Yesterday was do-or-die for Ham — lose and they're out — so starting ace Ito in Game 2 was absolutely the right call.
    107AnonymousOct 12, 2026 17:30
    Seibu ("Cat") Home First Stage record:
    2004 vs 公 W-L-W → Won
    2006 vs Hawks(鷹) W-L-L → Eliminated
    2010 vs Marines(鴎) L-L → Eliminated
    2012 vs Hawks(鷹) L-W-L → Eliminated
    2013 vs Marines(鴎) L-W-L → Eliminated
    2017 vs Eagles(鷲) W-L-L → Eliminated
    2026 vs 公 W-L-L → Eliminated
    113AnonymousOct 12, 2026 17:31
    Re: #107
    Whoa, data like this actually exists. That's pretty interesting.
    180AnonymousOct 12, 2026 17:41
    Re: #107
    Wasn't 2004 the year a typhoon forced a Japan Series game to be canceled at Seibu Stadium even though it's a dome…?
    115AnonymousOct 12, 2026 17:32
    You'd probably need to hand Nippon-Ham something like a 3-win advantage just to get this close to 50/50.
    When the outcome is this predictable under the rules, it doesn't really work as an exciting event.
    130AnonymousOct 12, 2026 17:34
    Re: #115
    Giving out a win-advantage in a best-of series — NPB is the only league in the world doing something like that in the postseason.
    122AnonymousOct 12, 2026 17:32
    Re: #109
    Nah, forget about Ham for a second — Seibu needed to manage their rotation so Sumida could start one of those three games.
    170AnonymousOct 12, 2026 17:39
    Re: #122
    When there's a title on the line, they pitch him all the way to the final game. Kitayama wasn't being saved for the CS so much as thrown out there to lock up the wins title.

    Background and Key Points of the Discussion

    NPB’s Climax Series uses a distinctive system that grants the first-place regular-season team a built-in 2-win advantage in the series standings. Handicapping the win count in a best-of series like this is rare even among postseason formats in professional sports worldwide, and posters on the thread pointed out that “NPB is the only one doing this.” Seibu’s performance has been in decline ever since they narrowly lost the pennant race to SoftBank in 2010, and commenters cited old data showing the team’s last CS win dates back to the playoff era in 2004. Opinions split between fans who treat the regular-season standings as the “true” rankings and those who weight the results of the short postseason series more heavily — a divide that fueled much of the back-and-forth on the thread.

    *This article is compiled by excerpting and summarizing the 5ch (Geisoku+) thread “[Baseball] Pacific League CS Game 3: L 1-4 F [10/12] — Nippon-Ham advances to CS Final Stage with 2-1 record, 2nd-place Seibu eliminated after back-to-back losses“.

  • AKB48 and Cute Jump on the ‘Frozen Fried Rice’ Video Trend — 5ch: ‘I Mistook It for Frozen Mom’

    It’s become a hot topic on 5ch’s Hello! Project board that other groups like AKB48 and Cute (Kyuesuto) are now jumping on the “frozen fried rice” video trend — short clips where the idol just stares silently into the camera — a format said to have originated in Hello! Project. The thread kicked off with speculation that this video format might catch on slowly and then blow up the way “Moremi” did (a past Hello! Project clip that went viral the same slow-burn way). Opinions were split, though, on how much any resulting buzz would actually benefit the original Hello! Project groups, and on whether the trend has already peaked or is still growing. The meme’s name has apparently spread far enough that one poster even mistook “frozen fried rice” (reitou chahan) for “frozen mom” (reitou kaachan).

    1AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:04
    This is catching on slowly just like Moremi did — it's gonna blow up big.
    2AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:05
    No matter what Angerme tries, it just never goes viral.
    53AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:40
    Re: #2
    Sounds like a bitter Juice=Juice fanboy (lol)
    3AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:05
    K-pop idols have been doing it too.
    6AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:07
    Re: #3
    It's INI.
    Momona's older brother's group.
    9AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:07
    Re: #3
    It's INI.
    But are those guys even K-pop, really?
    4AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:06
    Things have been going well for Hello! Project ever since 'Hatsukoi Cider' (First Love Cider).
    5AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:07
    Even if it blows up, it won't benefit the original group — there's basically nobody left in it right now.
    12AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:08
    Re: #5
    It'll probably benefit the Hello! Project units, at least.
    16AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:10
    Re: #5
    They get another signature song out of it.
    Maybe even a shot at TV.
    7AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:07
    Good stuff gets recognized as good, that's just how it goes.
    8AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:07
    Re: #1
    The trend's already over.



    17AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:11
    Re: #8
    I keep telling you not to post these every single hour, Oyaki Gramps.
    It's still pulling over 10k views a day.
    10AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:08
    They'll probably end up performing Sekubo on Music Station.
    Congrats.
    11AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:08
    Juice=Juice will do stuff like the Soran Bushi dance, but they won't do this.
    Good on them for having that flagship-group awareness and pride.
    15AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:10
    Reina's been posting her solo live videos on TikTok too.
    18AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:12
    Re: #14
    It's about brand rankings, right? Then it's K-pop.
    Though they're always left off the list anyway.
    19AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:12
    Juice=Juice have now dropped off the Kohaku Uta Gassen prediction list at this point…
    https://kizuna.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/morningcoffee/1791750129/
    23AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:14
    Re: #17
    The same numbers that'd get Juice=Juice ripped apart get Morning Musume praised.
    24AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:15
    That's just part of the Soran Bushi thing — it's not even a Musume song.
    25AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:16
    So now every meme like that just gets called 'frozen fried rice,' huh (lol)
    26AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:18
    I'm new here thanks to the fried rice thing, but the current lineup is really great!!!
    33AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:23
    Re: #26
    Most people probably never get that far.
    28AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:19
    This'll blow up, and then Cute or AKB48 will end up covering it on some music show, right?
    32AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:22
    Re: #28
    Even Kawalab gets told that — 'the song itself is what's going viral, so technically it doesn't even have to be the original artist singing it.'
    29AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:20
    Anyone can copy it easily without learning any choreography.
    And you don't have to flash your underwear either.
    34AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:25
    Re: #29
    All you have to do is stare at the camera.
    30AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:21
    November 2025: Top Idol Senbatsu performs 'Hatsukoi Cider,' and Hello! Project starts getting attention again.
    Around February 2026: 'Moremi' starts going viral about half a year after its release.
    Around October 2026: 'Sekubo' starts blowing up in idol circles.
    31AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:21
    Kind of sad watching one guy keep this thread alive all by himself.
    35AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:27
    This'll probably land a fried rice commercial deal.
    39AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:28
    Re: #35
    Seems like it'd go to Fujimoto Miki or Tanaka Reina.
    36AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:28
    At first I had absolutely no idea what was so funny about a video of someone just staring at the camera.
    45AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:35
    Re: #36
    That's exactly why you never know what'll go viral.
    If you can't tell, all you can do is just try it and see.
    38AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:28
    Cute's probably going to end up taking this one over.
    41AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:32
    I kept hearing 'fried rice' and 'frozen fried rice' lately and had no idea what people were talking about, so I finally gave in and looked it up.
    Honestly it doesn't even need to be fried rice — anything you'd heat up in the microwave would work just as well.
    Though at my place we actually heat frozen fried rice in a frying pan anyway.
    48AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:36
    Re: #41
    Just now?
    Way too late, lol.
    42AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:33
    The funny part was never the footage itself —
    it's the Twitter users captioning it like 'me watching frozen fried rice [heat up].'
    Some old-timers get the wrong idea, but it's not like the song itself is going viral either.
    55AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:41
    For a while I actually thought it was 'frozen mom' and figured Makino had caused another stadium controversy.
    60AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:47
    Re: #55
    Yeah, it's an easy mix-up — 'frozen mom' and 'frozen fried rice' sound alike.

    Background and Key Points of the Discussion

    The “frozen fried rice video” is an internet-meme nickname for short clips that just show someone staring into the camera. Within the thread, it’s explained that the trend spread rapidly roughly half a year after “Moremi,” widely seen as the format’s originator, first appeared. What made this particular topic worth discussing is that the format has spilled over beyond Hello! Project itself to AKB48, Cute, and even K-pop groups, showing how the trend has taken on a life of its own across group lines. The thread was split over who actually benefits if it goes viral. A pessimistic view — “it won’t do anything for the original group” — coexisted with an optimistic one — “it’ll draw attention to Hello! Project-born units as a whole” — and some pointed out that even within Hello! Project, Morning Musume and Juice=Juice get judged by different standards for the same numbers. It’s also noted that the real appeal isn’t the footage itself but the social-media culture of riffing on viewers’ own reactions to it, which makes it a different animal from a simple “dance video going viral.”

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “AKB and Cute Are Putting Out Frozen Fried Rice Videos Too.”

  • Bean Sprout Producers Keep Collapsing — 5ch: ‘Nobody’s Mad If ¥29 Becomes ¥80’

    Bean sprouts have long propped up household budgets and restaurants thanks to their rock-bottom price of 20-30 yen a bag, but a TV program reported that producers are shutting down or going bankrupt one after another as profitability collapses. The report noted that Jiro-style ramen shops, known for piling on mountains of vegetables, could end up struggling to secure enough bean sprouts. The news sparked a wave of reactions on 5ch, where voices saying “we should support producers even with a bit of a price hike” clashed with others saying “they’re perishable and have no nutrition anyway, so it’s no great loss” — alongside plenty of posts trading tips on storage and cooking.

    Bean sprouts: cheap, packed with nutrients, and a friend to ordinary households. Right now, producers across the country are shutting down or going bankrupt one after another, raising concerns about the impact on restaurants and home dinner tables.

    ■ Vegetable-piled ramen in trouble

    Customers slurping down “Jiro-style” ramen — a mountain of vegetables atop ultra-thick noodles — can’t help but smile.

    Source: news.tv-asahi.co.jp / Original article here

    6AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:35
    Bean sprouts look cheap but they're actually pricey for what you get. Half a cabbage for ¥100 is better value — well, cabbage's expensive right now too, but still.
    29AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:44
    Re: #6
    They go bad too fast to keep stocked in a home fridge. Maybe if you've got a big family doing constant grocery runs you could use them up in time, though.

    Must be rough on restaurants too if they let them go to waste — though since they're so cheap to begin with, the money lost probably isn't huge.
    7AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:35
    Honestly hope this is what finally kills it off. A bowl loaded with nothing but bean sprouts tastes like garbage.
    9AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:35
    ¥19 a bag — makes you wonder what the wholesale price even is.
    88AnonymousOct 12, 2026 13:21
    Re: #9
    I always buy them at that price, so ¥30 feels insanely expensive to me.
    12AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:37
    I keep hearing bean sprout producers are struggling with razor-thin margins — is there some structural reason they can't just raise prices?
    16AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:39
    Re: #12
    Because they're an unsung hero that fools can't even see.
    17AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:39
    Re: #12
    Just like you've managed to live your whole life without understanding even that much — the world has reasons and social structures that the people involved can't change even if they wanted to.
    183AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:06
    Re: #12
    Because rival companies undercut them on price, and customers just switch over.
    14AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:37
    This is just supply and demand doing its thing, and that's fine. If supply gets tight and people still need it, the price goes up. If the price goes up, someone steps in to produce more. Leave that balance to the market — that's the right answer.
    18AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:40
    Bean sprouts taste bad, you don't need to pile them on for me. Whenever I go to a Jiro-style place I always order it without.
    27AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:43
    Re: #18
    But then you're the complainer demanding extra cabbage instead?
    35AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:45
    Re: #18
    No vegetables at all doesn't taste good either. And too much cabbage makes it too sweet — also bad.
    20AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:40
    I'm generally against price hikes, but I kinda think bean sprouts specifically could stand a small one.
    25AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:42
    Re: #20
    My regular supermarket stocks both a ¥19 bag and a ¥32 bag of bean sprouts — I make a point of buying the ¥32 one.
    26AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:43
    Don't need bean sprouts. Wouldn't miss them if they vanished. Not very nutritious, and they water down whatever dish you put them in and ruin it. Being cheap is their only selling point, so if they get pricier I'll just buy a different vegetable.
    37AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:46
    Re: #26
    That's just because your cooking technique is bad. Take fresh bean sprouts, stir-fry them quickly over high heat until the core just starts turning translucent, toss with seasoned salt and pepper and a bit of garlic — that alone turns it into a perfectly decent dish.
    93AnonymousOct 12, 2026 13:24
    Re: #26
    Bean sprouts do have nutrients.
    33AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:45
    They go bad fast and come in big quantities, so they're a pain to use if you're single.
    40AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:49
    Re: #29
    Re: #33
    Just quickly stir-fry them while they're fresh and season them, then once they've cooled store them in a Tupperware — that turns into an easy side dish that keeps about a week, right? Making them into a vinegared dish works too.
    38AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:48
    At Jiro, "extra veggies" basically means a mountain of bean sprouts. A Jiro that can't do extra veggies anymore is like coffee without Creap (a popular Japanese powdered coffee creamer).
    44AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:49
    Re: #38
    Kids in the Reiwa era won't get that reference.
    41AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:49
    It's because they can't get cheap bean sprouts anymore and their profits take a hit, that's all. If a shop wants to keep going, they can just buy the pricier bean sprouts — problem solved.
    61AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:59
    Re: #41
    Even if it gets pricier, we're talking a bag going from ¥30 to ¥35. Even at ¥50, the impact is maybe a few fewer customers a day, if that. Say a shop gets 200 customers a day — if the cost per bag goes up ¥20, that's a ¥4,000 total cost increase. That's about the same hit as failing to sell four bowls of ¥1,000 ramen. And a shop pulling in ¥200,000 a day is already a thriving business. Skipping the fine print here, just keeping the numbers simple to make the point.
    109AnonymousOct 12, 2026 13:40
    Forget bean sprouts, lately my local store keeps doing 3 onions for ¥100 and that's been a lifesaver.
    140AnonymousOct 12, 2026 14:37
    They should just go ahead and bump it up to around ¥80. I want bean sprout farmers to actually make money.
    144AnonymousOct 12, 2026 14:38
    Re: #140
    Seriously, who's out there raging because ¥29 became ¥80?
    148AnonymousOct 12, 2026 14:41
    Re: #144
    I'd honestly be happier if they turned a profit and gave us a wider variety of bean sprouts.

    Same with tofu — the stuff from small specialty shops really is tastier, even if pricier. A dedicated bean sprout specialty shop probably isn't realistic, so I'm hoping supermarkets can sort something out.
    176AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:50
    Re: #144
    Nobody, that's who. It's a vegetable that's done us a huge service at Jiro — no harm done even if it hits ¥100.
    155AnonymousOct 12, 2026 14:49
    Bean sprouts' biggest weakness is that they don't keep. If the price goes up, realistically they just won't sell.
    159AnonymousOct 12, 2026 14:55
    Re: #155
    So true. I wish they'd sell them in half-size bags.
    180AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:03
    Re: #155
    Can't you just freeze them?
    196AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:25
    Bean sprouts have basically zero nutritional value. It's a mystery why they're so widespread.
    199AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:39
    Re: #196
    There's no other crop you can harvest just a week after sowing. Because you can harvest it over and over in such a short span, the price ends up basically given away.
    201AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:42
    Re: #196
    Actually, that might be a good thing. Green mung bean sprouts reportedly help block sugar absorption, so it's not quite fair to say they have zero nutritional value.

    What happens to your blood sugar when you eat green mung bean sprouts with rice?
    https://localab.net/sprouts-and-rice/

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Bean sprouts have a short production cycle — about a week from sowing to harvest — and most of the raw mung beans used are imported. It’s an intensely price-competitive, low-margin business, so rising raw material and fuel costs hit producers especially hard. The thread split over whether a modest price increase should be accepted: many commenters said they wouldn’t mind even if a ¥29 bag became ¥80, while others pointed out that bean sprouts spoil quickly and households often can’t use up a whole bag before they go bad. There was also pushback against the claim that bean sprouts have “no nutritional value,” with some noting that green mung bean sprouts may help suppress sugar absorption — suggesting a gap between the common perception and their actual nutritional profile. Note that the premise of producers “shutting down one after another” comes from the original TV report, and the specific number of closures or which regions are affected could not be independently confirmed within the scope of this article.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Speed+) thread “Low Margins, High Volume! Bean Sprout Producers Keep Shutting Down — the ‘Bean Sprout Scramble’ Threatens Jiro-Style Vegetable-Piled Ramen.”

  • Suguru Osako’s Tattoos Revealed in Running Video — 5ch Asks: ‘Why Would He Get Those?’

    Japan’s marathon record holder Suguru Osako went shirtless in a running video he posted to Instagram, revealing tattoos below his collarbone and on his arms — and it became a hot topic on 5ch’s Entertainment/Sports Breaking News+ board. Osako has previously said he “idolized bad boys,” and some posters pointed out that the tattoos aren’t actually new at all. The thread filled up with a mix of bewildered comments like “why would he get those?” and more indifferent ones like “who cares, really?”, and the discussion eventually spiraled into a broader debate about how Japan and other countries view tattoos differently.

    Mon, Oct 12, 6:40 AM

    Men’s marathon Japanese record holder Suguru Osako’s running footage is making waves.

    He posted a video on Instagram of himself running along a sidewalk. Along with shots of his beautiful running form, the end of the clip shows him shirtless, revealing tattoos below his collarbone and on his arms.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:19
    So does this mean he's done with races that get TV coverage?
    6AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:20
    Short and skinny with a tattoo — that's just lame.
    7AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:20
    This has been going on for ages. Why bring it up now?
    8AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:21
    "I idolize bad boys"
    is literally what he said, after all
    9AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:21
    What's he up to these days?
    Still a pro athlete?
    12AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:21
    The ink's faded, so he got it quite a while back.
    13AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:22
    After he became an adult, you mean?
    25AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:24
    Re: #13
    He started getting them recently.
    14AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:22
    Marathon running ages you.
    Swimming keeps you looking the youngest.
    20AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:23
    Boxing's Kazuto Ioka,
    marathon's Suguru Osako.
    76AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:33
    Re: #20
    A late-blooming delinquent, huh lol
    23AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:24
    Nobody's really confident in their bare, unadorned self, are they
    So many people live behind a front
    even if they're famous or have impressive accomplishments
    85AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:34
    Re: #23
    Coming from someone on 5ch who hides their face and name while posting anonymously online,
    saying other people lack confidence in their bare selves
    is basically a self-deprecating joke at this point
    45AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:28
    Thought he'd added more, but it's the same as before
    If he's going to keep up this mysterious self-expression thing with ink and piercings in both ears,
    he might as well have become a musician
    78AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:33
    Re: #45
    He'd probably need AI to make the music for him
    51AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:29
    If it were a youthful indiscretion, fine,
    but getting inked in your mid-30s makes no sense
    92AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:36
    Re: #51
    I'm in my 40s and I'm actually debating getting a Sakuyan-style protective charm tattoo myself
    62AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:31
    In the US, in Europe, and in Japan alike, there's a strong statistical correlation between having tattoos and being a criminal
    69AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:32
    Re: #62
    If you're implying Osako's basically a criminal just because he has a tattoo, I think you're a little unhinged
    70AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:32
    I just can't help seeing tattoos as a 'not exactly a law-abiding citizen' thing
    If you call that prejudice, I can't really argue back
    91AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:35
    Re: #70
    People say it's normal overseas, but Japan has a culture where tattoos are for society's outcasts, so I think that reaction is natural
    96AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:36
    Re: #70
    It's not prejudice — that's just how ordinary Japanese people feel
    93AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:36
    Re: #1
    Someone already pointed out that he only started running shirtless after getting the tattoos lol
    149AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:46
    Re: #93
    A washed-up yakuza guy once told me that once you get inked, you desperately want to show it off to people
    105AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:38
    He's in shape now since he's an athlete, but once he retires and packs on the pounds, the artwork's probably going to stretch out and sag
    114AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:39
    Re: #105
    He could just get it removed
    107AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:38
    What's the point of getting it so faint?
    If he wants to show it off, he should've gone bold and crisp
    112AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:39
    Re: #107
    Nah, it's just fading with age
    113AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:39
    Butting into other people's fashion choices — that's such a Japanese thing to do
    123AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:42
    Re: #113
    It's because the 'top performer = saint' mentality runs rampant
    For a simple sport like this, the results come down to natural talent plus whether you keep up a baseline level of maintenance
    132AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:44
    Re: #113
    Foreigners do it too — in the West, if a guy dresses in an unmanly way they mock him as gay, and if a woman gets a buzz cut they mock her as a lesbian
    119AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:40
    Re: #112
    In photos from last year's race he only had the one on his chest — does ink really fade this much in under a year?
    141AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:45
    Re: #119
    Oh, I see
    Then maybe it's intentional
    Maybe he's going for a sumi-e ink-painting look
    128AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:43
    Is he running shirtless on purpose just to show off the tattoos?
    170AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:51
    Re: #128
    That right there is the lamest part, honestly
    Whether he gets tattoos or not doesn't really matter to me

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    In Japan, tattoos have long been associated with images of “yakuza” and “society’s outcasts,” and exclusionary customs persist at the everyday level — public bathhouses and hot springs banning tattooed visitors, for instance. Overseas, by contrast, tattoos are nothing unusual among athletes, and that gap became the thread’s central fault line. Those defending Osako framed it as “normal overseas” and “his own personal choice,” while critics countered that “that’s how it is abroad, but in Japan the general public’s sense is still that tattoos are for society’s outcasts” — turning the cultural difference itself into the debate. A claim also surfaced that “there’s a statistical correlation between tattoos and criminals,” though no source was given, and it’s worth noting this was personal impression being passed off as general fact. Osako himself has previously said he “idolized bad boys,” and several posters pointed out that the tattoo isn’t new at all — judging by how faded it is, he likely got it a good while ago. In other words, this wasn’t really a “new revelation” so much as something already there being made newly visible by the video, and that’s what drove the reaction.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Entertainment/Sports Breaking News+) thread “Shock Over Suguru Osako’s ‘Tattoo-Covered’ Running Look: ‘He Got Inked?!’ / ‘Why Would He Get Those?’ / ‘Who Cares, Really?’.”

  • Disgraced Influencer Hezuma Ryu Asks Actor for a Photo, Gets Shot Down: ‘I’m Not a Fan of You’

    Hezuma Ryu, a former “nuisance YouTuber” who is now a sitting Nara city councilman, revealed on X (formerly Twitter) that “being hated really does hurt.” He said that while in Tokyo he ran into an actor he’d admired since childhood, approached him, and was turned down for a photo with the line “I’m not really a fan of you.” On 5ch, sympathy for his confession was scarce — most commenters argued that given his history of nuisance behavior and his current role as a councilman, “of course he got turned down,” and opinion split over whether he’s genuinely changed.

    Mon, Oct 12, 3:57 PM

    Nara city councilman Hezuma Ryu (35) updated his official X (formerly Twitter) account by the 12th, sharing an episode that left him feeling that “being hated really does hurt.”

    Hezuma opened with: “Being hated really does hurt. I guess I can’t complain since it’s my own fault, but when I went to Tokyo, I happened to run into an actor I’d admired since I was a kid.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:01
    If he'd gotten that two-shot photo, it probably would've just ended up misused somehow
    10AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:03
    Got turned down for a two-shot with my favorite actor
    Wild, ain't it~ (riffing on comedian Hitoshi Matsumoto-era catchphrase "wild, isn't it")
    69AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:15
    Re: #10
    Gotta redo that "yoo-shot" (typo for "two-shot")
    11AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:03
    I'm not a fan of him either
    but I think he's actually putting in effort in his current role
    13AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:04
    Even if he lived a totally normal life it'd still be a no
    if he can't see that much, he doesn't get anything
    14AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:05
    Just getting photographed together would blow up into a controversy on its own
    17AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:06
    Is "not a fan of you" meant in the "can't stand creepy-crawlies" sense?
    18AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:07
    It's because he keeps spinning stories like this that the whole country dislikes him
    20AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:07
    Playing the victim online over every little thing is so tiresome
    22AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:07
    Didn't Tom Cruise just come to Japan recently — it's probably him
    31AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:08
    Re: #22
    He looked like he was having a blast with [comedian] Nagano
    23AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:07
    This happens like clockwork, huh
    something about "an old guy said this to me" or whatever
    24AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:07
    Wow, I'm actually impressed for once
    the old him would've 100% named names
    like "so-and-so was rude to me"
    43AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:10
    Re: #24
    If it's true, the actor's fans will come after him
    and if it's made up, someone will ask the actor directly and the lie will come out.
    25AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:07
    Well, obviously
    taking a photo together is nothing but risk — same reason he's banned from everywhere
    be grateful for the extra-thick padding of "I'm not a fan of you"
    26AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:07
    What's some mere celebrity doing acting all high and mighty like that
    28AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:07
    He hasn't changed one bit — I'll bet 3000 piles of Nara deer droppings on it (riffing on a "betting" meme format, swapped for Nara's famous deer poop)
    33AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:08
    Sure, there was a lot going on in his past
    but he's genuinely turned himself around
    it's rough that he's still getting bashed now that he's a councilman, honestly
    100AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:22
    Re: #33
    He hasn't turned anything around
    he's still spreading rumors and slandering people, and the victims keep piling up
    it's just vile
    34AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:08
    He's basically like organized-crime-adjacent — getting photographed with him is nothing but downside
    35AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:08
    Does Hezuma not realize he made his name as a nuisance YouTuber in the first place?
    36AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:09
    If anything, why did he ever think he wasn't disliked?
    42AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:10
    Smells like a made-up story, but yeah, nobody would want a photo with this guy anyway
    45AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:10
    The past doesn't just disappear, and people don't change either
    46AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:10
    Taking a photo could get misused somehow, you know
    this guy should reflect on his own past behavior and just accept the celebrity's response
    47AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:11
    If a careless two-shot photo spread online, people would start assuming the actor was buddies with Hezuma
    49AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:11
    The fact that he's trying to repaint his image means nothing has actually changed
    50AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:11
    You're the one who started this whole story, lol 🫵🥴
    55AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:12
    He seems to think he's changed for the better
    but why can't he see that this "changed" version of him is also disliked?
    57AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:13
    The guy who used to go "Please collab with me! Do the Mentos-and-Coke thing!" has the nerve to ask for "a photo, please…"? Lol
    talk about delusional, lol
    65AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:15
    He thinks he's hated for his past, but I'd say it's his ongoing present-day behavior
    78AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:17
    Re: #65
    Yeah, because the second anything happens he's straight on social media kicking up a fuss

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    Hezuma Ryu built his name as a “nuisance YouTuber” and has a history of arrests and referrals to prosecutors. Since winning a seat in Nara’s 2023 city council election, he’s remained someone whose every remark tends to blow up on social media. The dominant view in the thread was that “given his past conduct, the actor’s response was only natural,” with most commenters weighing his nuisance-YouTuber-era behavior together with his current work as a councilman. That said, some gave him credit for having “turned himself around and working hard as a councilman,” so opinion remains split. Note that the article never names the actor, and any names floated in the thread are pure speculation.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geisupo Sokuhou+) thread “Hezuma Ryu: Being hated really does hurt… Asks admired actor for a photo, only to be told “I’m not really a fan of you”.”

  • New Fire Emblem cleared in 200 hours, yet poster says ‘Engage was more fun’ — 5ch: ‘Manshi still wins on sheer immersion’

    A poster who claims to have spent 200 hours clearing every route and reaching Part 3 of the latest Fire Emblem title, “Manshi,” wrote on the hardware/industry (Geha) board that the previous entry, “Engage,” was actually more fun in terms of combat. They complained that the game’s Fusion and Yosuga (bond) mechanics are limited and irreversible, and that axes — one of the weapon types — are practically garbage since they only guarantee a minimum of 5 damage. Other posters pushed back, arguing that “the map gimmicks are more plentiful than in Engage” and that “the Blessing of the Underworld can be nullified with an effective weapon,” and the thread spiraled into a battle of “you clearly haven’t even played it” accusations.

    1AnonymousOct 12, 2026 14:04
    Prep between battles takes so long that the hassle outweighs the fun.
    The story is just needlessly convoluted text, not that different from Engage, and combat-wise Engage is still better.
    Like in Three Houses, dropping the weapon triangle isn't doing anything for the game — axes are garbage, a guaranteed minimum of 5 damage is just dumb.
    3AnonymousOct 12, 2026 14:08
    The devs claimed there'd be no irreversible elements, but in practice the limited Fusion and Yosuga (bond) system is terrible. This really needs a patch to make shards unlimited, and the support lock is quietly awful too.
    4AnonymousOct 12, 2026 14:08
    I see.
    So you're Team Engage, then.
    Got anything else to add?
    5AnonymousOct 12, 2026 14:09
    Even if that's true, there's no way I'd ever play Engage with that ridiculous story.
    If combat being fun is all that matters, they might as well cut the story entirely.
    8AnonymousOct 12, 2026 14:12
    Re: #5
    Manshi's story is plenty ridiculous too.
    After all those hours, Part 3 turns out to be total garbage.
    14AnonymousOct 12, 2026 14:20
    The maps are recycled with barely any decent gimmicks, and by the endgame it's wall-to-wall enemies with the Blessing of the Underworld, so you basically have to build around it — there's no reason to use anything but swords, which is bad balance.
    The Purifying Sword and Thunder Sword alone solve everything.
    42AnonymousOct 12, 2026 14:39
    Re: #14
    The maps are packed with way more gimmicks than both Three Houses and Engage — Part 2 even has siege cannons straight out of Thracia as a homage. The war elephants basically count as a gimmick too.

    The Blessing of the Underworld can be nullified entirely with effective weapons, and there's even Aurora on top of that. No reason to depend on the Purifying Sword or Thunder Sword either.

    Haven't you even played it?
    16AnonymousOct 12, 2026 14:22
    200 hours already?
    That's 8 hours a day.
    What do you even do for work…
    28AnonymousOct 12, 2026 14:27
    Re: #16
    Leave him alone.
    Even he probably realizes he botched the math on that number.
    31AnonymousOct 12, 2026 14:30
    Re: #16

    I've been off work with an injury and playing since launch day, and when I checked it was actually 65 hours.

    200 hours would make you a total shut-in no matter how much free time you have — don't push it.
    19AnonymousOct 12, 2026 14:23
    What are we even supposed to say to that?
    Just go 'uh-huh, sure ☺'?
    This is as awkward as listening to your boss's old war stories.
    25AnonymousOct 12, 2026 14:26
    Re: #19
    Don't you dare flip-flop later and act like you were defending it all along once the complaints I raised actually get fixed, Mr. Never-Even-Played-It.
    29AnonymousOct 12, 2026 14:28
    Re: #25
    Where in that reply was anyone defending the game…?
    Isn't it just a case of 'okay, that's your opinion, noted'…?
    39AnonymousOct 12, 2026 14:33
    Re: #25
    If anything, if it does get fixed, people will just turn around and bash them for not doing it sooner.
    26AnonymousOct 12, 2026 14:26
    Even the die-hard fans are calling it a 'stress test of a game' at this point.
    27AnonymousOct 12, 2026 14:27
    Re: #26
    If this weren't Fire Emblem I'd have dropped it long ago.
    37AnonymousOct 12, 2026 14:32
    Engage definitely has the edge on battle presentation.
    If the character designs weren't garbage, it might've been a real classic.
    But overall, Manshi wins hands down on how much it sucks you in.
    The board-game mode is way too fun.
    41AnonymousOct 12, 2026 14:35
    Re: #37
    What's even fun about it?
    At most the first character in Part 1 was decent — everyone after that was just a chore.
    58AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:00
    If he actually played it and still thinks it's bad, that's fine.
    Way better than people who never played it hyping it up based on Metascore alone.
    60AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:04
    Re: #58
    I'm not saying it's bad, exactly.
    But why even make a thread for a purely personal opinion — what reaction are you fishing for?
    61AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:05
    Re: #58
    I'm calling it out precisely because he played it and what he's saying still doesn't add up.
    Did reading that post really not raise any flags for you?
    66AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:11
    Negative-campaign flops, switches IDs, drops a parting shot, and bails.
    Same as always.
    68AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:13
    Re: #66
    Scary — so now just playing the game and voicing a complaint counts as a 'negative campaign'?
    67AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:13
    Oh, there you are.
    The way you're writing this, people are naturally going to assume you never played it.

    Do you even know why the axe's guaranteed minimum of 5 damage is drawing complaints?
    69AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:14
    Re: #67
    If axes aren't garbage, go ahead and explain it.
    Or did you never actually play it either?
    71AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:17
    It's full of people who never played it, and the second you write any criticism they just sneer.
    Their counterarguments are either off-base or they can't articulate them, so it ends up as little more than talking to themselves.
    I'd get the same treatment if I started a thread about a different game.
    This board has really turned into garbage.
    Someone like Re: #1 is a rare find.
    74AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:21
    Re: #71
    Isn't starting a thread over a personal opinion the garbage move here?
    It's basically someone shouting 'I like bananas more than apples!'
    What exactly are we supposed to say back to that?
    77AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:25
    Re: #74
    Isn't this about which one's 'correct'?
    You see, a Geha-board guy just wants company while he's bashing something.
    75AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:23
    In the first place, when you're talking about the weapon triangle being gone,
    there's no need to even bring up the axe's 5 damage.
    82AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:30
    Re: #75
    What? Of course it comes up — instead of the triangle, each weapon type got its own trait.
    Sword: 1.2x follow-up damage.
    Lance: horse-slaying by default.
    Axe: minimum 5 damage.

    Lance is a bit weak too, but axe is clearly the only one that's actual garbage.
    If it had been '+5 damage' instead, I could've let it slide.
    What were you even trying to say?
    81AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:30
    Apparently he's just a regular office worker.
    Maybe he's a short sleeper lol
    83AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:32
    Re: #81
    If you can't even talk about Manshi, just sit this one out — never-even-played-it lol
    84AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:33
    Let me just give the answer.
    The guaranteed minimum of 5 damage is actually an annoying spec from the receiving end —
    armored units get chipped down steadily by that flat damage, which is a real pain.

    What I don't get is why that point got brought up as 'axes getting screwed by the loss of the weapon triangle' in the first place.
    88AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:38
    Re: #84
    Don't that many enemies even wield axes in the first place?
    95AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:50
    Re: #91
    In FE, axes are basically just the weapon the enemy barbarians carry, right?
    98AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:09
    Re: #95
    Thracia and Blazing Blade (both known for axe-wielding enemy bosses): 'Oh yeah, fair point.'

    Background and key points of this thread

    On the hardware/industry (Geha) board, the “200 hours” of playtime the original poster claimed became a target of suspicion in itself. This stems from a past incident on the board in which a streamer was accused of faking playtime and stream footage and using other people’s footage without permission; replies repeatedly bring up the streamer name “Kennosuke” in reference to that incident. Without knowing this background, the jabs at the playtime figure might just look like generic ribbing of someone with too much free time.

    The point the thread disagreed on most was the design of the axe weapon type. The series’ traditional sword-lance-axe weapon triangle was scrapped in favor of giving each weapon type its own unique trait (swords get increased follow-up damage, lances get bonus damage against mounted units by default, and axes get a guaranteed minimum of 5 damage). The original poster declared this “guaranteed minimum 5 damage” made axes “garbage,” while other posters countered that it “functions as steady chip damage against armored units” — both sides argued from their own actual play experience, and the two takes never quite reconciled.

    The back-and-forth accusations of being an “airplay” (talking about the game without having actually played it) also reflect a board-specific clash of values over whether a thread started from one person’s personal opinion deserves to be treated as legitimate critique.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry, aka Geha) thread “I’m a Nintendo fanboy who cleared every route plus Part 3 of FE Manshi in 200 hours, but Engage was more fun“.

  • Hikaru’s ‘Hikari no Kai’ Fan Club Tops 100,000 Members — Now a ¥580 Million-a-Year Operation

    YouTuber Hikaru (5 million subscribers) announced during a livestream on October 11 that his YouTube membership program, the “Hikari no Kai” (Circle of Light), has surpassed 100,000 members. Having launched on August 9, it reached this milestone in just two months. At the ¥490 monthly tier, that works out to roughly ¥49 million a month — or about ¥588 million a year. Hikaru, who also performs rakugo under the stage name Tatekawa Sagishi and has declared his goal of headlining the Nippon Budokan, has framed the membership count as a way to visualize “the number of fans willing to seriously back me.” On 5ch forums, reactions ranged from shock at the sheer size of the figure to questions about what members are actually paying for, comparisons with other paid content, and assessments of Hikaru’s own content.

    October 12, 2026

    On October 11, Hikaru (5 million subscribers) held a livestream and announced that his YouTube membership, “Hikari no Kai” (Circle of Light), had passed 100,000 members — exactly two months after launch.

    The membership launched on August 9. After declaring his goal of holding an event at the Nippon Budokan under his rakugo stage name Tatekawa Sagishi, he explained that the aim was to turn “the number of people who’d definitely pay money for Hikaru specifically” — a figure he said he couldn’t otherwise see — into a visible number representing his most serious supporters.

    Source: yutura.net / Original article here

    2AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:48
    Because watching an Osaka night-view channel on YouTube is more fun than watching the Peace-kun livestream from Omiya Park (Peace-kun is a mascot webcam at Omiya Park).
    7AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:54
    Our Hikaru
    would totally dominate if he broke into TV
    so I really want variety shows to book him a lot

    His talk skills are actually backed by his subscriber base
    I want to see Hikaru on shows like Sanma's Gotenchi
    10AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:54
    Put 'during the free trial campaign' in the headline too, lol
    11AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:55
    Re: #1
    Everyone in the US and Europe kept saying that when inflation accelerates, subscriptions and monthly fees are the first thing ordinary people cut — yet here's this number.
    The idea that Japanese people have no money is a total myth.
    The only ones with no spare cash are the unemployed.
    12AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:57
    Are they actually subtracting the people who've cancelled?
    16AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:58
    So he's pocketing something like ¥400 million a year? Hope it keeps up.
    17AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:58
    YouTube numbers have a wider reach than Instagram, so of course it's making headlines.
    18AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:58
    In a country where fools are the majority, the people who get rich are the ones doing business with fools.
    20AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:59
    Hikaru
    ¥490
    100,000 people

    Downtown Plus
    ¥1,100
    ???

    Somebody solve this equation for me
    25AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:00
    Honestly my only reaction is 'huh, that's impressive.'
    26AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:01
    Ever since that hamburger-steak collab with Joyfull,
    I haven't been back to Joyfull (a Japanese family-restaurant chain).
    27AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:01
    What are these 100,000 people actually paying for?
    Are they racking up religious merit or something?
    28AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:02
    That's insane — he's bringing in way more than enough to cover a full staff.
    30AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:03
    Just watched the archive of Hikaru and Kyohei's stream — man, Kyohei's really aged.
    I only knew him from about 10 years ago, and now he's a full-on middle-aged guy.
    I'm not interested in rich-guy Hikaru, but the dumb childhood-friends banter between Hikaru and Kyohei was fun to watch.
    Still, I probably won't be watching Hikaru-the-YouTuber's videos going forward.
    32AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:05
    Isn't the membership count actually pretty low compared to his subscriber count?
    33AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:05
    ¥49 million a month is nuts.
    What's this guy's actual day job?
    34AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:05
    For a YouTuber, charging ¥200 a month to 10,000 people is already ¥2 million a month, so…
    35AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:05
    That's genuinely impressive.
    Why is he so popular though?
    36AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:07
    Japanese people really are widening the wealth gap all on their own.
    37AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:07
    I honestly don't get why he's popular.
    48AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:10
    Re: #37
    Same with Aum Shinrikyo — plenty of highly educated people joined that too (the cult behind the 1995 Tokyo subway sarin attack).
    Guess there's always a certain percentage of people like that in the world.
    39AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:07
    At least write 'Hikari' in katakana — otherwise it screams cult, lol
    40AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:08
    Only the people who realize the world is full of unbelievable idiots — and actually act on it — get rich.
    41AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:08
    This is literally what Downtown Plus was going for, lol
    44AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:09
    Looks like 'Chiba Prefecture's Light' is powering up (a meme referencing bizarre local news stories out of Chiba Prefecture).
    45AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:09
    Hey, idiot city hall — go tax these guys already, lol
    This is infrastructure the Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications provided, you know
    47AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:10
    That's amazing.
    I'm genuinely stunned that 100,000 fans are willing to pay a subscription for this.
    50AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:14
    I bet 90,000 of them cancel during the free trial period.
    60AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:17
    Re: #50
    What free trial period?
    55AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:15
    Downtown Plus already topped 500,000 subscribers in its very first month,
    so by now it's probably close to 5 million. I don't get why Hikaru was looking down on it.
    56AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:15
    These days the legal con artists are really thriving, huh.
    Whoever's best at fooling people wins.
    57AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:16
    If Hikaru really has 100,000 members, that makes Downtown Plus's claimed 500,000 — even at a higher price — more believable too.
    58AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:17
    > Works out to roughly ¥588 million a year

    Okay then, next time there's a big earthquake, donate ¥100 million.
    If he's making that much, he could easily spare it, right?
    59AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:17
    Well, even accounting for expenses, if Hikaru's name value alone can earn this much, it's no wonder so many people want to become YouTubers.
    73AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:22
    What's Hikaru's main content these days, anyway?
    All I ever see are web news articles going 'look how amazing he is' — is bragging actually his main content?
    84AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:28
    Re: #73
    Now that you put it that way, lol, spot on.

    Background and Points of Debate

    YouTube memberships can be set up with multiple price tiers, and ¥490 is merely the cheapest plan — not every member is necessarily paying that exact amount. On top of that, YouTube takes its own cut of membership revenue (typically around 30%), so the “¥49 million a month” figure cited in the article is simply the per-member price multiplied by the member count, and likely doesn’t reflect Hikaru’s actual take-home income. Commenters raised concerns that many members might cancel during a free trial period, and also compared the numbers to “Downtown Plus,” a similarly priced paid content service. However, the two services differ in billing structure and in how their published subscriber figures are calculated, so a simple comparison of member counts doesn’t necessarily reflect the real picture.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “Hikaru’s YouTube membership ‘Hikari no Kai’ tops 100,000 members — ¥490/month works out to about ¥49 million a month, roughly ¥588 million a year.”

  • France’s Interest Rates Surpass PIIGS, Becomes the ‘Sick Man of Europe’ — 5ch: ‘Japan’s Not-So-Distant Future’

    The 5ch “News Flash+” board picked up on a Nikkei report about mounting anxiety over France’s sovereign bond ratings. On top of ballooning government debt and rising social security costs, political turmoil ahead of the spring 2027 presidential election has fueled a bond sell-off — markets have even coined the sardonic nickname “FROGS trade.” The thread was full of anxious comments like “isn’t this Japan’s not-so-distant future too,” and also saw a lively back-and-forth over immigration policy and the origins of the acronym PIIGS.

    [Paris — Shogo Kodama, London — Akira Yamashita] Market wariness over French government bonds continues. Beyond the political turmoil, France is weighed down by a fiscal deficit that now exceeds that of southern European countries like Spain, which triggered the 2010s European debt crisis. With the spring 2027 presidential election approaching, uncertainty hangs over the outlook.

    The “FROGS trade” — a sardonic nickname for trading in French government bonds now circulating in the markets. “France’s Oversized Government and Socia…(continues in the paid edition; 1,556 characters remain)

    Nikkei, October 12, 2026, 11:00

    Source: nikkei.com / Original article here

    2AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:03
    Japan's not-so-distant future
    15AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:09
    Re: #2
    Japan's interest rates are shooting up too.
    Folks at the bottom are suddenly whining about rent going up, as if it's news 😅
    31AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:14
    Re: #2
    In that case, is Hiroyuki-sensei coming back to Japan then?
    178AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:49
    Re: #2
    Japan's even worse, what are you even talking about lol
    4AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:05
    Plenty of people are like Hiroyuki, pulling the "well, in France…" card to look down on Japan (5ch slang for a reflexive foreign-country worshipper) lol
    45AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:17
    Re: #4
    Apparently Hiroyuki's launching a new party to run in the next unified local elections,
    so he's coming back to Japan after all
    22AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:11
    What's PIIIGS?
    51AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:18
    Re: #22
    Ireland and Iceland joined the PIGS lineup
    72AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:23
    Re: #22
    There are two I's, aren't there —
    the countries born out of the subprime/Lehman-triggered European debt crisis:
    Portugal, Italy, Ireland, Greece, Spain

    Iceland was actually worse off, but maybe it got left out for being too small a country — though with three I's it'd fit too
    44AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:17
    Taking in immigrants doesn't solve anything, it just breaks the country
    59AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:20
    Re: #44
    Singapore's handling it well.
    After all, if a foreign worker loses their job or gets pregnant, they get deported.
    The US is actually doing an even better job of it, though.
    61AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:21
    Re: #44
    All that's left behind is worse public safety and a divided society.
    If immigrants were increasing naturally that'd be one thing, but forcibly bringing in huge numbers as national policy throws the balance off
    75AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:24
    EU membership aside, the UK's next in line.
    Despite fiscal troubles, they're housing huge numbers of illegal immigrants (who don't work) on the taxpayer's dime, and this year they announced plans to double down on it.
    Even France hasn't had Muhammad as the #1 newborn baby name for five years running yet lol
    168AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:47
    Re: #75

    They say the UK might overtake Japan's GDP despite having a much smaller population — what's it actually living off of?
    I don't get the impression they're big on manufacturing or anything, though maybe I just don't know enough.
    They don't have anything like GAFA either. I guess speaking English is just that big an advantage on its own
    105AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:29
    > France's oversized government and social security

    Not totally sure, but is this a low-burden, high-welfare setup?
    156AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:46
    Re: #105
    It's high-burden, high-welfare.
    But there's a mix of factors piling up for France too — longer lifespans and pricier, more advanced medical care pushing up social security costs,
    higher spending from supporting Ukraine,
    and rising interest payments from the worsening fiscal picture
    161AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:46
    Re: #105
    I heard unemployment benefits can run up to 27 months there
    114AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:32
    Isn't the only option to drastically cut social security spending and slim down/merge the civil service?

    What's needed is cutting excessive welfare and bloated administration
    121AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:34
    Re: #114
    That's reverting to beastly survival-of-the-fittest.
    I'd rather humanity's regression not happen until after I'm dead
    124AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:34
    Re: #114
    If you cut social security and push it onto individuals, it's the working-age generation that ends up struggling with money the most, though.
    135AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:38
    Re: #114
    That said, just like Thailand and South Korea in the Asian financial crisis, or Greece in the subprime/Lehman-triggered European debt crisis,
    a country can't ever clean up its own act without outside pressure, like being put under IMF oversight (unless a civil war on the scale of the Meiji Restoration is an acceptable price)
    143AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:41
    France has been the EU's beggar for a while now.
    Germany, the UK, and the Netherlands were chipping in to prop France up
    ↓
    The UK left, so the support money got cut
    145AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:42
    Re: #143
    These days Germany's economy is a mess too
    177AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:49
    Re: #145
    And Japan already got overtaken by that same Germany in GDP.
    The side effects of all that extraordinary monetary easing are coming due
    158AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:46
    They're just overspending. I kept thinking "cut it, cut it." But get this —
    I read somewhere that even when Macron wants to cut spending, protesters riot so hard he can't actually do it lol

    Whenever you go to cut something, you've got to slap a label on the vested-interest groups, win public opinion over, and spin like crazy before you can actually cut it
    171AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:47
    Re: #158
    It's the leftists who think rioting fixes everything that are breaking the country
    208AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:55
    Re: #171
    Next year the far-right's Le Pen becomes president, so maybe she'll crack right down on the protests lol, looking forward to it lol
    174AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:48
    Sure, a lot of countries' immigration policies haven't worked out

    But then again, if you ask whether Japan — which hasn't taken in immigrants — is doing well, well…
    189AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:51
    Re: #174
    In the first place, they're just using immigration to paper over about 40 years of policy failures.
    Immigration is just a band-aid fix — in the long run it'll end up like France
    192AnonymousOct 12, 2026 12:51
    Re: #174
    It's already proven that bringing in immigrants doesn't work out,
    so there's no need to follow that same playbook regardless.
    Even if failure is inevitable, there's a huge gap between failing while stuck with immigrants and constant riots like France, and failing without that
    230AnonymousOct 12, 2026 13:02
    Europe is finished
    236AnonymousOct 12, 2026 13:04
    Re: #230
    The Roman Empire fell from a massive influx of immigrants.
    The EU is basically aiming to be a modern-day Roman Empire

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    PIIGS is an acronym for Portugal, Italy, Ireland, Greece, and Spain — the countries whose fiscal troubles were most severe during the 2010s European debt crisis. Now that French bond yields have surpassed those countries’, markets have coined a new, mocking nickname for France: the “FROGS trade.” Many commenters in the thread drew parallels between France’s fiscal deterioration and Japan’s own future, but the article doesn’t mention a key structural difference: France is a eurozone member that can’t control its own monetary policy, whereas Japan issues bonds in its own currency with the Bank of Japan holding the reins on monetary policy — so the comparison isn’t quite as simple as it looks.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Flash+) thread “France Now the ‘Sick Man of Europe’ — Interest Rates Surpass PIIGS, Bond Sell-Off Amid Political Instability.”

  • Hello! Project’s 30th Anniversary: Which Former Members Can’t Show Their Faces? Names Keep Pouring In on 5ch

    As Hello! Project approaches its 30th anniversary, 5ch users have been buzzing about which graduated members are likely barred from appearing at the milestone event over past scandals. Cited examples included Hitomi Yoshizawa’s hit-and-run case, Ai Kago’s underage smoking, and Chisato Okai’s affair reports, with names from C-ute and Country Musume — like Rio Fujii, Reina Ichioka, and Masae Otani — also coming up. The thread was split on whether the no-shows reflect agency policy or the members’ own choice to stay away, and some argued “she’s already been forgiven,” pointing to Kago’s appearance at the 20th anniversary.

    1AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:20
    Kinda sad, honestly.
    2AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:21
    Is "Berikyu" (the Berryz Kobo + C-ute portmanteau fans use) still all clear across the board, at least for now?
    3AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:21
    Re: #2
    Okai's out.
    I don't think Momoko's coming — by her own choice.
    78AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:54
    Re: #2
    Though it'd be huge if Momochi actually showed up.
    5AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:22
    So for Kobushi Factory, Taguchi and Ogawa are no-gos too?
    8AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:23
    Re: #5
    Isn't it basically nobody but Nomura?
    6AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:22
    Why isn't Kago even on the list?
    You think they'd actually let her appear?
    12AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:24
    Ai Kago came to the 20th anniversary, didn't she?
    She's been forgiven.
    14AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:25
    Kind of like that thing Asakura and Kokatsu did — maybe Kitagawa and Makino could pull off something similar?
    18AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:29
    If Okai-chan apologizes hard enough — like, dogeza-on-the-floor sorry — she'll probably be fine.
    19AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:30
    Here's who I'm sure can't show their face, as far as I know (using the usual one-character group shorthand fans use):
    Mo(rning Musume): Ichii, Yoshizawa, Kago, (Kitagawa)
    A(NGERME): Wada Ayaka, Fukuda Kanon
    Ju(ice=Juice): Kanazawa, Takagi
    Country (Musume): (Tsugunaga, Yamaki)
    Kobushi (Factory): Fujii, Ogawa, Hamaura, Taguchi, Wada Sakurako
    Tsubaki (Factory): —
    Berryz (Kobo): Ichioka
    Cha(o Bella Cinquetty): Tashiro, Ishiguri
    Other: Otani, Miuna

    Tsugunaga is staying away by her own choice; Kitagawa and Yamaki could show their faces depending on whether their current job allows it.
    21AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:31
    Re: #19
    Sorry, forgot to put Okai under C-ute.
    27AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:35
    Re: #19
    Wait, is Hamaura a no-go too?
    36AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:38
    Re: #19
    If just retiring counts as a ban, there'd be way more names on this list.
    20AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:30
    Like how the 20th anniversary's big highlight was getting all of Morning Musume's 1st gen together, including Asuka Fukuda — a full Berryz Kobo reunion for this one would be pretty great.
    22AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:31
    Not wanting to appear yourself and being banned by the agency are two different things, right?
    If it's personal choice, Michishige probably wouldn't show up either.
    25AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:33
    I bet Okai-chan would be fine too if she just kept saying sorry, sorry?
    29AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:36
    Otsuka, who doesn't even get brought up at this point.
    31AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:37
    Re: #29
    She's become too much of a legend at this point.
    30AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:37
    Re: #27
    She's not coming as long as Nishiguchi is still at Up-Front.
    33AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:38
    Yokoyama isn't banned — she just seems unlikely to show up on her own.
    If Morning Musume gets on Kohaku for the 30th and they bring out everyone from 9th gen onward, they could extend the all-time cumulative appearance record,
    but there's a real risk Yokoyama alone just doesn't turn up.
    34AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:38
    Niinuma's probably a no too.
    44AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:41
    Re: #34
    Niinuma's not actually banned — she's still come to Tsubaki Factory concerts and taken photos even after leaving the agency.
    She just isn't worth featuring, so she doesn't get invited.
    61AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:46
    Re: #44
    Are there even any OGs who are genuinely banned?
    Even Kago, who smoked underage, got to stand on that stage,
    so it's probably only someone like Yoshizawa, who actually got the police involved.
    35AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:38
    If they can call Okai, they should call Murakami, Arihara, and Umeda too.
    39AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:39
    Kanon's not a problem either.
    Rakko (nickname) is probably on the same level as Momochi.
    40AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:40
    Is Makiko Ogawa okay? Some article about her came out recently, didn't it?
    46AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:43
    Re: #40
    It just came out that she's divorced with a kid.
    She didn't actually do anything wrong.
    41AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:40
    Because Uemura declared that things really got started only after Otsuka left.
    42AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:41
    Knowing Nishiguchi's personality, she's not calling back anyone who defied her and walked out.
    That covers Ayacho, Maro, Saruki, and Hamaura (Sakurako).
    43AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:41
    Kentaro Ito's made a comeback, so I don't see why Yoshizawa couldn't show her face for just one night either —
    though she'd probably turn it down herself.
    47AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:43
    Ayacho's been trashing Up-Front nonstop lately, so they're probably not inviting her.
    49AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:44
    What about Momochi and Risako?
    54AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:45
    Re: #49
    That's really down to whether they themselves want to appear.
    52AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:45
    OGs who've retired from showbiz entirely basically aren't coming, right?
    58AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:46
    Re: #52
    Kitagawa's actually fully retired from the entertainment industry, isn't she?
    67AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:48
    Is Saito-san banned?
    69AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:49
    Re: #67
    Not the Melon Kinenbi Saito —
    the Miuna one.
    71AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:49
    Re: #67
    Just saying "Saito" doesn't tell you which one.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Hello! Project has produced a huge number of groups over its roughly 30-year history, so it’s no surprise that quite a few graduated members carry publicly known scandals — traffic incidents, underage smoking, affair reports, and the like. Management agency Up-Front has never officially stated who can or can’t appear at milestone events, so the thread split over whether absences come down to “the agency’s call” or simply “the member not wanting to appear.” Ai Kago’s appearance at the 20th anniversary was cited as evidence that there’s room for a comeback over time even after a scandal, but it’s worth noting that most of the specific line-drawing over who can’t appear and why is 5ch speculation, not anything the agency has officially announced.

    *This article excerpts and summarizes the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “[Sad News] Hello Pro Members Who Can’t Show Their Faces at the 30th Anniversary: Hitomi Yoshizawa, Masae Otani, Miu Saito, Reina Ichioka, Rio Fujii…“

  • Giants’ Sakamoto and Tanaka to Keep Playing Into Their 21st Pro Seasons — 5ch: ‘All the Big Names Are Gone Now’

    Yomiuri Giants infielder Hayato Sakamoto and pitcher Masahiro Tanaka (both 37) will continue their playing careers into their 21st professional season next year, team sources confirmed on October 11. Sakamoto struggled to a .175 average as a starter this season but showed clutch instincts as a pinch hitter, batting .333 with 9 RBIs, while Tanaka went 4-4 with a 3.42 ERA and turned in a strong outing on September 19 against the Chunichi Dragons, allowing just one run over seven innings. The announcement sparked debate on the 5ch sports-news board Geisoku Sokuho+, with some users arguing the pair “can still contribute” and others saying they “should make way for younger players.” The thread also touched on the Giants’ thin bench of marquee names and Sakamoto’s standing at No. 9 on the all-time NPB hits list.

    Yomiuri Giants infielder Hayato Sakamoto (37) and pitcher Masahiro Tanaka (37) will continue their playing careers into their 21st professional season next year, team sources confirmed on the 11th.

    Sakamoto finished the season with a .175 average, 5 home runs, and 19 RBIs, but his clutch hitting held up as a pinch hitter, where he batted .333 with 1 home run and 9 RBIs. The team also praised his strong work ethic, calling him a role model for the rest of the roster. In that day’s game against DeNA, trailing 1-4 in the eighth, he came in to pinch-hit and flied out to left. “I just couldn’t come through for the team in the end,” he said. “I was disappointing, so I’m going to think things over carefully and go from there.” After wrestling with the decision for much of the season, he ultimately chose to aim for a comeback next year.

    Tanaka, who reached 200 combined wins between Japan and the majors last season, went 4-4 with a 3.42 ERA this year. He flashed his old form on September 19 against Chunichi at Tokyo Dome, picking up the win with seven innings of one-run ball in the thick of the pennant race. The duo — teammates since elementary school and now the oldest players on the roster — will keep anchoring the Giants next season.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:38
    Enough already. That's an ugly way to hang on.
    5AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:39
    (∪^ω^)Woof woof!
    ( * )
    6AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:39
    These two are about the only pro baseball players I can even name anymore
    20AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:44
    Re: #6
    Seriously, this.
    The famous names are completely gone now.
    81AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:00
    Re: #6
    The only Giants I even know are Sakamoto, Tanaka, and Togo.
    For the Tigers it's just manager Fujikawa.
    12AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:40
    I've been working since before you kids were even playing Koshien.
    Keep grinding, don't get soft on me.
    13AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:41
    Bet they won't even take a pay cut like players on other teams would.
    17AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:43
    Huh? I thought Tanaka-ma was going to retire.
    18AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:43
    Guess the Giants are locked in for another losing season next year too lol
    21AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:44
    They can't really draw a crowd anymore, can they (´・ω・`)
    23AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:44
    Still, with these two on it, merch will probably sell just fine.
    30AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:45
    As long as they don't start Sakamoto on opening day and just keep him around as a morale booster and pinch-hit ace, I'm fine with this.
    41AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:48
    The 'Handkerchief Prince' generation (Yuki Saito's old nickname)


    How many years has it been since Handkerchief disappeared?
    43AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:48
    Maybe they should just start a separate league for the 35-to-50 crowd.
    Then they could be the "up-and-coming young players" there.
    44AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:49
    Both of them are a huge bad investment at this point.
    Dark ages, man lol
    46AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:49
    NPB All-Time Career Hits Ranking, Top 10
    #1 Isao Harimoto — 3,085
    #2 Katsuya Nomura — 2,901
    #3 Sadaharu Oh — 2,786
    #4 Hiromitsu Kadota — 2,566
    #5 Sachio Kinugasa — 2,543
    #5 Yutaka Fukumoto — 2,543
    #7 Tomoaki Kanemoto — 2,539
    #8 Kazuyoshi Tatsunami — 2,480
    #9 Hayato Sakamoto — 2,474 ★
    #10 Shigeo Nagashima — 2,471
    ★ = active player
    49AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:50
    Re: #46
    These days, anyone good enough to crack this list just heads to MLB instead.
    The top of the chart might never get updated again.
    57AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:52
    Re: #46
    People were hoping he might even pass Harimoto.
    Guess catching Kanemoto is looking tough now too.
    47AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:49
    Sakamoto's done plenty for the Giants, so I'm fine with it,
    but Tanaka's done a lot for Japanese baseball as a whole — holding onto him like this really shows the Giants acting like they own the league.
    52AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:51
    Wait, Tanaka-ma switched to the Giants at some point?
    Had no idea.
    53AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:51
    Sakamoto, seriously, just get married already.
    Get Tanaka to hook you up with an idol or something.
    55AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:52
    Combined NPB + MLB Wins — Japanese Players with MLB Experience
    #1 Yu Darvish ★ 208 (NPB 93 + MLB 115)
    #2 Masahiro Tanaka ★ 204 (NPB 126 + MLB 78)
    #3 Hiroki Kuroda 203 (NPB 124 + MLB 79)
    #4 Hideo Nomo 201 (NPB 78 + MLB 123)
    #5 Kazuhisa Ishii 182 (NPB 143 + MLB 39)
    #6 Masumi Kuwata 173 (NPB 173 + MLB 0)
    #7 Daisuke Matsuzaka 170 (NPB 114 + MLB 56)
    #7 Hisashi Iwakuma 170 (NPB 107 + MLB 63)
    #9 Kenta Maeda ★ 169 (NPB 101 + MLB 68)
    #10 Tsuyoshi Wada 165 (NPB 160 + MLB 5)
    ★ = still active in Japan or MLB
    59AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:53
    Re: #55
    Guess 'Daimajin' (the 'Great Demon God,' closer Kazuhiro Sasaki's old nickname) wasn't such a big deal after all
    87AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:01
    Re: #59
    Racking up wins is kind of a badge of shame for a closer, you know (it usually means he blew the lead first).
    63AnonymousOct 12, 2026 15:54
    Tanaka was genuinely valuable since the rotation kept collapsing around him.
    Sakamoto, if it's around 50 million yen, I guess that's fine.
    85AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:01
    Who'd have thought Kenta Maeda would be the last one standing from this generation.
    90AnonymousOct 12, 2026 16:02
    Re: #85
    Did it take Maeda a while to adjust to the NPB ball?
    He really turned it on down the stretch.

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    Sakamoto and Tanaka are the same age and, as the article notes, have been teammates since elementary school. Sakamoto struggled to a .175 average as a starter this season but kept his clutch reputation intact with a .333 mark as a pinch hitter, while Tanaka went 4-4 but showed he still has something left, including a complete-game win over Chunichi in September — these are the main grounds cited for their continuing to play. The thread split between posters who felt the pair are “still needed as contributors” and those who argued they “can’t hold up anymore and are blocking chances for younger players,” with the latter camp also grumbling about their high salaries and the fact that, unlike players on other teams, they aren’t taking pay cuts. The thread also contained a fair amount of crude personal insults, which have been excluded from this writeup. Two points worth clarifying for context, since the original article doesn’t spell them out: Tanaka isn’t a Giants lifer — he came over from the Rakuten Eagles (as comment 52 shows, some posters weren’t even aware of the move) — and Sakamoto’s career hit total already ranks 9th all-time in NPB history at 2,474 hits.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Geisoku Sokuho+) thread “[Baseball] Giants’ Sakamoto and Tanaka to Continue Playing Into Their 21st Pro Season.”