Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Aston Martin Considering Switch from Honda to Mercedes Power Units, Foreign Media Report

    Multiple foreign media outlets have reported that F1’s Aston Martin may switch its power unit supplier from Honda to Mercedes. It’s also been reported that Mercedes’ CEO has visited the team’s motorhome twice.

    On the forum thread, comments ranged from worry over whether Honda would have anywhere left to supply if the switch happens, to criticism of the chassis’s lack of performance, to people looking back on the circumstances behind the team’s split from Red Bull.

    This is truly a shockwave. Multiple foreign media outlets have reported that F1’s Aston Martin will switch its power unit (PU) supply deal from Honda — its partner since the start of this season — to Mercedes.

    The Aston Martin-Honda pairing has been mired in a historic slump since the season opener, rolling out a string of major upgrades across the summer break. With Fernando Alonso finishing 9th at the Dutch Grand Prix on the 26th, they finally seem to be catching a spark of momentum.

    Amid all this, Spain’s major newspaper Sport ran a story headlined “Shocking… Aston Martin holds talks with Mercedes, piling pressure on Honda.” It reported that “Mercedes’ CEO has now visited Aston Martin’s motorhome for a second time, fueling speculation over a possible change of power unit supplier.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:43
    If Aston picks Mercedes, what's Honda gonna do?
    Is there even a team left that'll sign with them?
    62AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:53
    Re: #3
    Nope.
    No team's gonna sign with them, so they'll probably just pull out
    4AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:45
    Nobody's even watching F1 anymore, are they?
    5AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:47
    Wasn't this supposed to be about Newey or something?
    7AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:50
    They're even losing to Audi, the new entrant.
    It's only hurting their image at this point — better to just pull out cleanly
    8AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:52
    Someone who had a patron backing them, but the scandal blew up so big they can no longer openly repay the favor
    9AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:56
    It's all down to 'Ahonda's' (Honda + idiot, a jab at the company) president flip-flopping
    11AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:58
    This automaker—
    even with the Cygnet, an OEM rebadge that flopped, they were still complaining about Toyota
    13AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:00
    Mercedes, a luxury automaker, obviously beats Honda, a kei-car maker, lol
    14AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:05
    I just wish European automakers would hurry up and go under
    15AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:08
    Like Williams — even with a Mercedes PU,
    if the chassis is bad you're still dead slow.
    Same story for Cadillac running the Ferrari PU.
    22AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:15
    Re: #15
    Williams had a golden era and has been stuck in a long slump since, but they've kept at it, huh
    16AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:08
    Well of course it's slow with an 'Enbo' engine — what a trap (unclear slang/nickname for the engine, but the point is it's a letdown)
    17AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:09
    The straight-line speed is so bad it's sad.
    With a Mercedes engine they'd normally be fighting for the top
    18AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:09
    Not happening.
    Mercedes already has a full roster of customer teams,
    and worse, they've said the burden's too much and want to cut the number of teams they supply
    21AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:12
    Well, now they've got a good excuse to quit. It really is just a waste of money, and competing in F1 accomplishes nothing anyway.
    25AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:16
    Re: #21
    I like F1 and root for Honda, but that doesn't make me want to buy a Honda car.
    I drive a Toyota myself
    23AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:15
    Aston's a perpetual midfield team to begin with.
    Even if Mercedes supplied them PUs with works-team treatment, I doubt they'd become podium regulars from year one.
    Though since Mercedes bundles the gearbox too, that'd help a lot.
    Actually, can a perpetual midfield team really just whip up a gearbox that easily, when they used to have it supplied by the PU maker?
    29AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:18
    Re: #23
    I saw an article — last year, I think — saying they poached a Red Bull engineer for the gearbox
    24AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:15
    Re: #1
    F1 was at its most fun back when Ukyo Katayama was landing podiums.
    Today's F1 keeps flip-flopping on the rules and it's boring
    27AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:16
    Thought it was finally back on terrestrial TV after ages,
    then it turned out to be just a digest — what a letdown
    37AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:27
    Wait, Aston doesn't build its own engines?
    And here they are selling ¥30 million cars
    43AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:34
    Re: #37
    Isn't Rolls-Royce the only British maker that actually builds engines?
    39AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:28
    Today's Honda is probably just a bunch of young engineers plodding along on transfers they never asked for.
    The ones who'd be happiest about a withdrawal are probably the young guys in-house
    46AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:35
    Re: #39
    The F1 engines are built by HRC, Honda's racing-specialist arm, so even if they pull out of F1, those engineers would probably just get reassigned to another racing program
    41AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:32
    Back in the 1970s supercar-boom trading cards, pulling the Aston Martin V8 card was a huge letdown, but looking at it now I think it's cooler than the Ferrari 512BB or Countach LP400
    47AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:37
    They started out with a Mercedes PU, switched to Honda, and look at the state of them now 🥹
    49AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:44
    Re: #47
    Even back in their Mercedes days, by the final season they were barely scraping into 10th-place fights
    56AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:49
    Re: #47
    It's not just the PU — they used to run a Mercedes-made gearbox too, but this year is the first time they've fitted an in-house one.
    That's still causing problems even now.
    British teams have always had this habit of blaming the other manufacturer's parts even when the problem is with their own components
    51AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:46
    I wonder what Senna would say if he were still alive
    53AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:47
    Re: #51
    "Taka-san, give me my helmet back" (a running in-joke quote)
    52AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:46
    Honda should have just kept at F1 continuously since the Ayrton Senna era instead of doing it half-heartedly.
    That kind of thing is exactly what's behind the gap between Ferrari and Honda today
    55AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:48
    Re: #52
    Sometimes you just need to let things cool off for a while
    64AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:56
    Honestly, is it even right for Aston Martin to be running Honda's or Mercedes' power units in the first place?
    They should co-develop one with Jaguar, Rolls-Royce, or Cosworth instead
    66AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:58
    Re: #64
    Isn't that literally what Aston Martin is for?
    68AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:59
    Why did they split from Red Bull in the first place again?
    Was it Honda announcing their own withdrawal, then turning around and saying 'actually, we'll keep going'?
    72AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:05
    Re: #68
    It was a free supply deal, and when Honda asked to get paid, the deal got torn up 🥹
    81AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:14
    Honda probably doesn't have any decent talent left, huh
    83AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:18
    Re: #81
    The bubble-era generation survivors are starting to retire,
    and the Ice Age generation (Japan's 'employment ice age' cohort hit by the hiring freeze of the 90s-2000s) is small in numbers,
    so the pool of people who've built up institutional knowledge is probably shrinking

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geino/Sports Express+) thread “[F1] Shockwave! Aston Martin considering switch from Honda to Mercedes, “supply deal reportedly under discussion” — foreign media report.”

  • Kimura Takuya’s Cryptic Post on Nakai Masahiro’s Birthday Sparks ‘SMAP Isn’t Taboo’ Theories

    On August 18, Kimura Takuya posted a photo to his Instagram Stories wearing a T-shirt printed with “HAVE A NICE DAY.” Since the date happened to coincide with Nakai Masahiro’s birthday, fans have been speculating it’s a signal that SMAP isn’t taboo. On a 5channel thread, opinions ranged widely — from theories about Kimura’s true intentions to fresh takes on how Nakai Masahiro is viewed today.

    2026.08.27 07:00

    On August 18, a photo Kimura Takuya (53) posted to his Instagram Stories drew attention.

    Wearing a T-shirt with “HAVE A NICE DAY” printed in vivid blue letters, Kimura struck a cool pose with a thumbs-up. Fans reacted to the post immediately.

    Source: j7p.jp / Read the original article here

    4AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:18
    He got frozen out that hard, and yet here he goes again
    5AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:18
    It's always some Johnny's-affiliated women's magazine putting out these Nakai-defense pieces, huh 🥹
    8AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:19
    Actually, it's Woman A who's sending the 'SMAP isn't taboo' message here

    a coaster with 'The Only Flower in the World' (SMAP's signature song) on it

    words that should conjure up Nakai Masahiro — words you'd think Woman A wouldn't even want to say out loud
    33AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:27
    Re: #8
    It's just Kimutaku's trial balloon (everyone else is doing the reading-into-it on their own)
    Depending on which way the wind blows, that 'Woman A' could really be finished
    11AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:21
    Getting dragged into this without his say-so — must be a real headache for Kimutaku too
    14AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:22
    Re: #1
    Johnny's does nothing but cause problems, doesn't it
    Does Japanese society even need this agency?
    18AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:23
    It's kind of gross how outsiders keep dragging out a group that already fell apart and disbanded

    Whatever happened, time isn't turning back now
    28AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:25
    There was a commercial compilation with a clip of SMAP from their Junior days mixed in — Mori wasn't in it, but Kokubun was (Mori Katsuyuki left before SMAP's debut; Kokubun Taichi is a current member)
    30AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:25
    Their singing and dancing are both weak, and there's nothing worth watching as a group — why bring them back?
    39AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:29
    If people start making a big deal out of stuff like this,
    it's going to put pressure on every member's birthday
    they'll have to prep a perfectly matched message T-shirt every single time lol
    42AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:30
    The text on the shirt was just blue, and somehow that's enough to tie it to Nakai — impressive reach
    43AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:30
    I'm the one who arrested SMAP.
    I was Furuhata Ninzaburo. (a nod to the famous TV detective who once investigated the group)
    45AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:30
    You know the type — people who only flaunt their 'generous consideration' once they're sure they've got the upper hand
    47AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:31
    Wonder if Kimutaku will ever fall off his cloud too
    50AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:32
    Kind of like that 'THE END OF LOVE' shirt soccer's Hasebe used to wear, maybe?
    51AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:32
    The SMAP aunties are losing their minds over this (typo-ish 5ch joke: 糖 for 頭, same reading)
    52AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:32
    It's strange how not one of Nakai's defenders — Furuichi, 'Hashige' (Hashimoto Toru), or that wig-wearing hag — ever says 'Hey Nakai, waive your confidentiality and sue Fuji TV and the third-party committee!'
    66AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:36
    Re: #52
    Nakai Masahiro's confidentiality obligation is a condition set by Woman A, right?
    It's Woman A who can release him from it, not Nakai himself

    Way too many people get this wrong lol
    53AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:33
    Sang all those pretty, idealistic lyrics, and it ended this pathetically lol
    54AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:33
    Moved by the friendship.
    Even more convinced now it was a false accusation.
    58AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:34
    The other three have such good group cohesion
    guess they want to keep even someone like Nakai on their side
    59AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:34
    If SMAP came back with Kimutaku vouching for them, would anyone even criticize it?
    60AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:34
    Really is handsome, I gotta say
    Am I seriously the only guy who thinks that about him?
    70AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:37
    Pointless

    Nobody cares

    Just some Johnny's auntie desperately starting a thread (lol)

    Let's just ignore it
    71AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:37
    That dance, well… I choreographed it 🤓
    72AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:37
    The way the H and N are hidden in the shot
    it's gotta be code for 'HELP NAKAI' — only I would catch that

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “Kimura Takuya’s cryptic post on Nakai Masahiro’s birthday — a message that SMAP isn’t taboo? Lately he’s been showing concern for Nakai and bringing up his name in conversation [Ailuropoda melanoleuca★].”

  • Switch 2 Version of Metaphor Gets 60fps Support — 5ch Says ‘It Won’t Hold Steady and the Resolution’s a Blurry Mess’

    News that Atlus’s RPG Metaphor: ReFantazio will support 60fps on the Switch 2 became a hot topic on 5ch’s console/industry (“Geha”) board. Thread posters pointed to Persona 3 Reload, which was locked to 30fps in handheld mode, as a reason to doubt this was really achievable. A review introduced later in the thread then took over the discussion, reporting that the 60fps mode is far from stable and the resolution looks blurry.

    17AnonymousAug 27, 2026 02:04
    The real crap part about Persona 3 Reload is that they shipped it unfinished just to get it out the door fast.
    20AnonymousAug 27, 2026 02:10
    Re: #17
    The whole Shin Megami Tensei V to V Vengeance situation was garbage too.
    23AnonymousAug 27, 2026 02:18
    For these PS4/PS5 cross-gen ports, it's usually 30fps on PS4 and 60fps on PS5 — I'd have figured Switch 2 would land closer to the PS4 side and be stuck at 30fps.
    But this one actually pulls off 60fps?
    25AnonymousAug 27, 2026 02:21
    Re: #23
    Depends on what was causing the 30fps in the first place.

    If the PS4 was capped at 30 because of the hard drive, hitting 60 on Switch 2 wouldn't be that hard.
    28AnonymousAug 27, 2026 02:28
    Re: #23
    P3R only has a 60fps mode in docked play — handheld is forced to 30fps no matter what.
    Same deal here: handheld mode is locked to 30fps.
    57AnonymousAug 27, 2026 03:50
    Re: #23
    And if it's 30fps on Switch 2, that's because the assets and visual settings are built to PS5 spec.
    The PS4 version is a super stripped-down build with a really narrow draw distance too.
    26AnonymousAug 27, 2026 02:23
    The hard drive has nothing to do with 30fps lol
    27AnonymousAug 27, 2026 02:25
    Re: #26
    I asked an AI whether an HDD could cause 30fps and it said it could be a factor.
    30AnonymousAug 27, 2026 02:29
    What garbage AI gives an answer like that…
    38AnonymousAug 27, 2026 02:48
    Re: #30
    AI basically just tells you whatever you want to hear.
    So anyone citing it as a source is an idiot — the type who falls for scams.
    31AnonymousAug 27, 2026 02:29
    Re: #27
    Some open-world games end up at 30fps because they're constantly streaming data in the background,
    but Metaphor isn't open world.
    32AnonymousAug 27, 2026 02:32
    Re: #31
    We don't actually know how Atlus builds their engine, so there's no telling.

    After all, even something like P3R — a game you play through in tiny, cramped maps — still ran at 30fps on Switch 2.
    36AnonymousAug 27, 2026 02:44
    Well, 30fps or whatever aside, can't they get Persona 4 Reload or Persona 6 onto Switch 2?
    Unlike P3R and Metaphor, sure, they'd have to drop PS4 support, but graphics at that level should run fine… (it's honestly below Pokémon-tier at this point)
    37AnonymousAug 27, 2026 02:45
    Re: #36
    There's no way they wouldn't release it.
    42AnonymousAug 27, 2026 02:58
    Re: #36
    They already got Persona 5 running on the original Switch, so this should be a breeze.
    Unlike action games, RPGs are way easier to port to begin with, I'd think.
    Atlus just doesn't have the manpower.
    51AnonymousAug 27, 2026 03:43
    Persona 4 Remake is stuck on garbage hardware nobody can actually play it properly on.
    52AnonymousAug 27, 2026 03:45
    Re: #51
    There goes the reverse jinx again (someone whose predictions always backfire).
    You said the exact same thing about Metaphor, didn't you?
    56AnonymousAug 27, 2026 03:49
    Re: #51
    Glad to see you're so sore about it.
    58AnonymousAug 27, 2026 03:51
    Apparently the PS5 version of GTA6 is 30fps too.
    30fps is eye-searing, but watching it boomerang back on them like this is hilarious.
    67AnonymousAug 27, 2026 05:01
    Re: #58
    What leaked was a PC build.
    Rockstar says the PS5 version runs at 120fps.
    68AnonymousAug 27, 2026 05:01
    Re: #58
    30fps is a Switch 2 exclusive.
    70AnonymousAug 27, 2026 05:14
    According to the review:
    60fps doesn't hold steady at all,
    and the resolution's a blurry mess.


    Review video:
    https://youtu.be/vovhNqX9BVI?si=48upSSbaIUPJSoDf
    72AnonymousAug 27, 2026 05:18
    Apparently the quality is so bad they can't even recommend it.
    77AnonymousAug 27, 2026 05:36
    Re: #73
    No, they're talking about how weak the Switch 2 hardware itself is.
    Third parties are just collateral damage caught up in it.
    78AnonymousAug 27, 2026 05:40
    Re: #77
    Caught up in it how?
    Third parties chose to develop for it themselves, that makes no sense.
    81AnonymousAug 27, 2026 05:48
    Re: #77
    Ah, is this about that Capcom comment calling PS5 a 'barrier'?
    84AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:00
    Third parties surely knew what the Switch 2's specs were like going in and had a rough idea how things would turn out.
    Calling that 'collateral damage' — you're the one looking down on third parties here.
    91AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:07
    Re: #88
    Ah, sorry,
    I meant Re: #84,
    not Re: #85.
    85AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:02
    At the end of the day, this whole 'collateral damage' theory never gets past pure speculation.
    Come back and complain once an actual third party says something like that themselves.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (Console/Industry, a.k.a. “Geha”) thread “[Good News] Switch 2 Version of Metaphor Hits 60fps LOLOLOLOLOLOL.”

  • Speed Limit on Residential Roads Drops to 30 km/h Starting September 1 — 5ch: “Honestly, 30 km/h Is Pretty Slow”

    Starting September 1, 2026, the legal speed limit on residential roads without a center line and narrower than 5.5 meters will drop from 60 km/h to 30 km/h. On 5ch, users debated everything from where exactly to draw the line on which roads qualify, to how effectively the new limit can actually be enforced, to worries that it could fuel more aggressive tailgating.

    TV Asahi (ANN) — Published 8/26 (Wed) 20:27

    Starting the 1st of next month, things are changing. The legal speed limit on residential roads will be lowered from 60 km/h to 30 km/h. This change could even mean an instant license suspension for violators. We looked into why the speed limit is being cut in half.

    Speed limit lowered — instant license suspension possible

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    13AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:07
    Even prefectural and national roads through mountain passes often don't have a center line.
    Are those going to be 30 km/h too?
    33AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:11
    Re: #13
    Seems like it. Better watch out on riverbank roads too.
    37AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:11
    Re: #13
    Nah, those aren't residential roads, so they won't count.
    139AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:28
    Re: #13
    Come to think of it, that busy levee road would be affected too.
    Traffic's going to be a nightmare.
    35AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:11
    How are you even supposed to report violations?
    I doubt those tax-money-wasting cops (slang for police seen as lazy freeloaders) are going to enforce this properly anyway.
    41AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:12
    Re: #35
    Maybe they'll install sensors or something?
    231AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:40
    Re: #35
    If you feel it's dangerous, just call 110 (Japan's emergency police line)
    If you want them to nab a specific driver, you'll need video footage though
    For a road you walk often, if you tell them the time of day, they'll actually come out and enforce it
    46AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:13
    30 km/h is actually pretty slow
    The moment you speed up to catch a light while it's still green,
    you're doing 60 on a residential road before you know it
    51AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:14
    Even main roads in Tokyo aren't usually 60 km/h, right?
    It's more like 40 in the city center and 50 as you head out to the suburbs
    75AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:18
    This is obviously meant for urban residential neighborhoods
    Seriously, don't go slapping this on rural rice-paddy roads
    112AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:23
    Re: #75
    They really need to nail down the definition of a 'residential road' properly — not just narrowness, but whether it's actually in a residential area, whether intersections have good visibility, and so on
    192AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:35
    Re: #75
    Nah, the regulation's already set in stone lol
    There's a real chance cops will be staking out rural rice-paddy roads too
    82AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:19
    So if there's no center line but the road is wide, this wouldn't apply, right?
    91AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:21
    Re: #82
    Right, it's only roads without a center line that become 30 km/h
    97AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:21
    Re: #82
    I don't think roads like that exist much in urban areas — probably more common out in the regional areas?
    108AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:23
    Feels like this is going to increase aggressive tailgating

    Those guys can't stand it when the car in front is doing 30
    123AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:25
    Re: #108
    They tailgate you even at 60, swerving left and right to get around you, but you just end up meeting again at the next light anyway.
    146AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:29
    Re: #108
    Some idiot tailgated me on a shortcut during my commute, so I chased him
    all the way to his company and started yelling at him inside the building — someone called the cops on me
    111AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:23
    Re: #91
    Looked it up — seems like it's roads with no center line AND narrower than 5.5m that become 30 km/h
    A rural farm road with no center line but wider than 5.5m stays at 60 km/h
    134AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:27
    Re: #111
    In my area, every farm road that's 5.5m or wider already has a center line painted on it
    157AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:30
    Re: #111
    Wait, isn't that wrong?
    A road with no center line should be 30 km/h even if it's 5.5m or wider
    113AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:23
    Driving slowly along a mountain road or a road flanked by rice paddies
    is the best
    This law was basically made for the countryside
    124AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:26
    Re: #113
    Even on residential roads, early morning drives feel great
    Now people finally won't mistake me for someone casing houses lol
    136AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:27
    Re: #113
    Driving at your own pace is fine, but if you've got a 'daimyo procession' (a long line of cars stuck behind a slow driver) forming behind you, pull onto the shoulder now and then and let them pass
    Unless you're the type of jerk who thinks leading a procession makes you look cool, in which case, whatever
    143AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:28
    And on top of that, barely anyone's been told about this
    The cops just want to rake in a huge catch with their speed traps (lit. 'rat traps')
    165AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:31
    Re: #143
    This has been all over TV and the internet for more than half a year now
    You're just out of the loop
    203AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:36
    Re: #143
    Didn't even check this month's neighborhood circular, huh, out of the loop as usual?
    It was right there in the local police box newsletter

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Breaking News+) thread “Instant License Suspension Possible… Residential Roads Drop from 60 km/h to 30 km/h Starting September 1.”

  • MEXT Picks ‘GTO,’ Justice Ministry Picks ‘Ravu Jōtō’ — Government Ministries’ String of Entertainment Tie-Ups Draws Skepticism

    The news that Japan’s Ministry of Education, Culture, Sports, Science and Technology (MEXT) has partnered with the school drama ‘GTO,’ while the Ministry of Justice and the Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare have similarly tied up with popular titles, became a hot topic on 5channel’s Newsplus board. Given that GTO’s protagonist, Eikichi Onizuka, was originally written as a “wildly unconventional problem teacher,” commenters questioned whether he was really the right fit for promoting the appeal of the teaching profession — and the discussion soon spiraled into broader laments about the declining caliber of bureaucrats and lawmakers.

    Since the start of this year, collaborations (tie-ups) between central government ministries and entertainment titles have become increasingly common. But things haven’t exactly gone smoothly — in August especially, a string of these collaborations were cancelled. Online, voices of discomfort and criticism toward these tie-up campaigns have been growing.

    [Actual report] “It unsettled me” — Chiaki Hara raises concerns over tie-up between a Haruna Kawaguchi film and the Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare

    In June, MEXT announced a tie-up with the Kansai TV/Fuji TV school drama ‘GTO,’ aimed at broadly promoting the appeal of the teaching profession. At a press conference, Minister Yohei Matsumoto cheered on working teachers, saying, “I believe every single teacher out there working hard on the front lines right now is a ‘Great Teacher.’” Online reaction was mixed, however, with many voicing discomfort at equating the wild, unconventional character of protagonist Eikichi Onizuka with the ideal that real teachers should aspire to.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    27AnonymousAug 27, 2026 01:18
    GTO's fine though
    58AnonymousAug 27, 2026 01:26
    Ministry of Defense: 'Girls und Panzer'
    97AnonymousAug 27, 2026 01:52
    Re: #58
    That one's understandable, honestly — it lines up with both sides' goals pretty well
    68AnonymousAug 27, 2026 01:34
    Communist Party: 'X: Heading off to stop the Mom War'
    74AnonymousAug 27, 2026 01:38
    This pick is way too bad, no matter how you slice it
    If they'd just stuck to collabing with Hatsune Miku, for example, nobody would be mad
    78AnonymousAug 27, 2026 01:41
    Re: #74
    Collabing with edgy, provocative titles is always a risk
    75AnonymousAug 27, 2026 01:39
    Come to think of it, they jumped on the Ghost in the Shell bandwagon too — but Public Security Section 9 is also about an anime unit that busts corrupt politicians and bureaucrats who break the law. You've got to admire the sheer nerve of a party that's caused scandal after scandal through corruption and lawbreaking casually slapping its name on Ghost in the Shell.
    76AnonymousAug 27, 2026 01:40
    Re: #75
    The Health Ministry's drug-approval episode in Stand Alone Complex (GitS:SAC) is basically a straight-up parody of the HIV-tainted blood scandal, lol
    91AnonymousAug 27, 2026 01:48
    This is what happens when you aim for the lowest common denominator
    101AnonymousAug 27, 2026 01:54
    Re: #91
    I'd really rather MEXT NOT dumb down its outreach on the appeal of teaching to target idiots
    94AnonymousAug 27, 2026 01:50
    The collabs themselves are fine, it's just… why pick THAT one?
    106AnonymousAug 27, 2026 02:02
    Re: #94
    What's wrong with picking it though?
    108AnonymousAug 27, 2026 02:05
    Aren't lawmakers and bureaucrats supposed to be smart?
    Weird.
    113AnonymousAug 27, 2026 02:11
    Re: #108
    They just don't have a heart, that's why lol
    110AnonymousAug 27, 2026 02:05
    Re: #106
    And yet it blew up in their faces after they picked it?
    148AnonymousAug 27, 2026 03:29
    Re: #110
    Just means there were a lot of idiots, that's all
    117AnonymousAug 27, 2026 02:13
    Seriously, hasn't the caliber of Japan's senior bureaucrats gone downhill?
    Apparently Todai grads all go off to consulting firms or foreign companies these days, so whoever's left over ends up in the civil service
    132AnonymousAug 27, 2026 02:28
    Re: #117
    The quality's been dropping ever since the crackdown on amakudari (bureaucrats' post-retirement job placements)
    134AnonymousAug 27, 2026 02:30
    Re: #117
    Consulting jobs are going to shrink as AI spreads, though
    161AnonymousAug 27, 2026 04:00
    Re: #117
    The current MEXT administrative vice-minister is an Aoyama Gakuin grad.
    And two vice-ministers back, remember the whole thing about a Ritsumeikan grad becoming vice-minister?
    125AnonymousAug 27, 2026 02:18
    If this is what central government ministries are like, local government officials must be even worse
    Is Japan actually going to be okay…
    129AnonymousAug 27, 2026 02:24
    It seems like the drama toned it way down, but wasn't the original manga about an over-the-top delinquent teacher — the kind of teacher you'd absolutely hate to actually have?
    Somewhere along the way, the country filled up with teachers who say "I wanted to become a teacher after watching the GTO drama,"
    and now even MEXT is putting its stamp of approval on it.
    What is going on here?

    Is Japanese education already finished?
    178AnonymousAug 27, 2026 05:13
    Re: #129
    MEXT itself has no clue how education should adapt to the times, lol
    141AnonymousAug 27, 2026 02:38
    Lazy, easy collabs have really increased, huh
    Feels like they don't need to partner with the private sector THAT much
    147AnonymousAug 27, 2026 03:20
    Re: #141
    Well, it'll turn up in a search, right? Not many people check the Health Ministry's site every day anyway
    179AnonymousAug 27, 2026 05:14
    Cut the wasteful spending and you could lower taxes
    183AnonymousAug 27, 2026 05:16
    Re: #179
    That's a fantasy — the people doing it don't even have a concept of 'wasteful spending' in the first place
    181AnonymousAug 27, 2026 05:15
    So is it fine that the Agency for Cultural Affairs used a subsidy program for the Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo stage play?
    189AnonymousAug 27, 2026 05:22
    Re: #181
    Bobobo's fine since nobody criticizes it — if anything, if you seriously criticized Bobobo, YOU'D be the one treated like you'd lost it
    198AnonymousAug 27, 2026 05:38
    Ministries have been tying up with entertainment and sports for ages
    It's probably just idiots making noise about it, right?
    202AnonymousAug 27, 2026 05:39
    Re: #198
    Unlike the Showa or Heisei eras, we're now in a time where the people defending politicians are the ones treated like idiots
    210AnonymousAug 27, 2026 05:47
    If they're spending money and begging for this, whoever's in charge should be fired
    If they're making the TV network foot the bill, that's fine
    214AnonymousAug 27, 2026 05:52
    Re: #210
    Demand they hold a press conference to explain

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Newsplus) thread「[Waste of Taxpayer Money] MEXT’s ‘GTO,’ Justice Ministry’s ‘Ravu Jōtō,’ Health Ministry’s ‘Mama Seka’ — String of Entertainment Collabs… “Are You Mocking Us?” Sparks Controversy」.

  • Scientists Measure How Much Pee Ends Up in Pool Water Using Artificial Sweeteners — 5ch: “Just Go Before You Get In”

    A research team at the University of Alberta in Canada published a paper in 2017 that estimated how much urine gets mixed into swimming pools by measuring concentrations of the artificial sweetener acesulfame potassium. The findings sparked a wave of posts on 5ch sharing experiences and opinions about pool and bath etiquette and hygiene.

    Published 8/26 (Wed) 6:05 AM

    ITmedia NEWS

    “Sweetened Swimming Pools and Hot Tubs,” a paper published in 2017 in the journal Environmental Science & Technology Letters by researchers at the University of Alberta in Canada, quantified the amount of urine mixed into swimming pools using artificial sweeteners.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    2AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:46
    LEGENDARY THREAD INCOMING━━━━━━(°∀°)━━━━━━!!!!
    42AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:57
    This has zero breaking-news value, this is from 2017.
    51AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:59
    Just go before you get in the pool.
    4AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:46
    Isn't the pee concentration probably way higher in the ocean?
    58AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:01
    Re: #4
    Nah, the ocean's huge though.
    10AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:48
    Toshimaen's pool, which packed in like 50,000 people and is sadly gone now, must have been something else. (Toshimaen was a famous Tokyo amusement park that closed in 2020)
    52AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:00
    Re: #10
    That wasn't a pool, that was a potato-scrubbing tub. (Japanese slang for a spot so packed with bodies it looks like potatoes being scrubbed together in a barrel)
    There are probably people out there who'll go their whole lives thinking that's what playing in water is.
    20AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:51
    People who pee in the bathtub —
    there are surprisingly a lot of them.
    84AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:06
    Re: #20
    Don't casually generalize your own messed-up daily habits to everyone else.
    26AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:54
    Peeing in the pool is basically normal — honestly I don't even remember ever using the pool restroom or seeing anyone else use it.
    At outdoor pools, bugs are drowning all over the place anyway,
    and at public pools you'll sometimes even see poop floating.
    98AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:08
    Re: #26
    That's a joke, right? I hear this kind of thing a lot on 5ch, but
    I want to believe people who actually pee in the pool are a tiny minority.
    30AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:55
    Isn't a fair chunk of it probably sweat too?
    38AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:56
    Re: #30
    There are a lot of serious swimmers out there,
    so probably about as much sweat pours in as from track-and-field athletes.
    66AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:02
    Re: #30
    If anything, there's more sweat in there than urine.
    31AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:55
    I think there are some things in this world you're better off not knowing.
    50AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:59
    Re: #31
    Right?
    Same goes for hot springs and spas.
    After I've had a nice, satisfying pee, I watch the next guy come in and wash his face with the water and think, ugh, poor guy.
    That's why I never take a spot downstream in the bath.
    32AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:56
    Is it true or false that your eyes turning red after school pool time
    isn't actually from the chlorine, but from the pee?
    62AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:02
    Re: #32
    Don't worry, it's true! 🤗
    45AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:58
    Pools are huge, but
    if you tested somewhere that isn't a natural hot spring, or a regular public bathhouse in Japan, the numbers would probably be way worse.
    54AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:00
    Re: #45
    If it's a fresh-flowing natural spring source, no problem.
    Even circulating baths filter the water, so the pee gets removed.
    46AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:58
    I guess this assumes the concentration of that acesulfame-whatever in urine is the same for everyone?
    47AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:58
    Got stuck behind a slow old man or woman at the ward pool and literally saw a heat-shimmer effect coming off them.
    Never going back again.
    88AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:07
    Re: #47
    That's like a phantom pregnancy or something lol
    64AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:02
    It's Bakarhythm's fault that peeing in your own bathtub for the guilty thrill became a nationwide thing — he said it felt good on TV and now the whole country's got bathtub-pee people. (Bakarhythm is a well-known Japanese comedian)
    70AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:03
    Re: #64
    Before that, Downtown already spread it back when they were young hosts. (Downtown is a famous Japanese comedy duo)
    78AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:05
    Re: #50
    Remember all those people who used to smugly lecture that washing your body before entering the bath is proper manners? They've all disappeared.
    Guess they finally figured out that peeing after you get out is the objectively correct move.
    Blindly trusting Japanese people's civility and good nature just makes you the fool.
    83AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:06
    Ever since going to the beach and having the beach-hut staff point out where the restroom is, I've started thinking, do I really need that information?
    102AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:09
    Re: #83
    It'd be hilarious if the ocean itself had a sign saying 'restroom here.'
    104AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:09
    Re: #78
    Still, you should at least rinse off around your butt and privates before getting in.
    I've actually seen someone with a piece of tissue stuck to their butt. Re: #83
    90AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:07
    How does that translate into a Japanese school's 50-meter pool?
    93AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:08
    Re: #90
    Don't you mean Osaka, not Japan? (a jab implying Osaka's standards are on another level)
    145AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:16
    So there's pee mixed into the water supply source too?
    151AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:17
    Re: #145
    Astronauts purify and drink their own pee to save water in space. It's basically a perpetual motion machine.
    162AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:18
    Re: #145
    Even natural spring water welling up from underground can be so contaminated near ranches that locals won't drink it, and water flowing through nature is often full of bugs, animal carcasses, and viruses — always boil it first.
    206AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:27
    It reached up to 571 times the level found in the tap water that serves as the source (6–15 ng/L).

    Hmm, so is the ocean actually safer to swim in than the pool?
    212AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:28
    Re: #206
    I've actually seen poop floating on the surface at a crowded beach, so who knows.
    218AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:29
    Re: #206
    The total volume of seawater is like 500 trillion times the water in a 50-meter pool!!

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Breaking News+) thread “[Study] How Many Liters of Urine Are Mixed Into a Pool? Measured Using Artificial Sweeteners — Canadian Team’s 2017 Study“.

  • Dragon’s Dogma 2: Dark Arisen Gets Early Footage — 5ch: “The Biggest Culprit Already Quit”

    Capcom released early gameplay footage of Dragon’s Dogma 2: Dark Arisen via Famitsu, sparking discussion on 5ch’s hardware/industry board (Gehan). The main points of debate are the Switch 2 version’s frame rate, and whether the elements that drew criticism in the original Dragon’s Dogma 2 have been improved this time around.

    1AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:55
    Whoa, this looks amazing
    2AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:56
    Famitsu's early gameplay footage
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VS4Z8rbtXmg
    70AnonymousAug 27, 2026 01:04
    Re: #2
    Nope, the player's so bad I couldn't stand watching it
    3AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:58
    Wasn't 2 kind of poorly received for its systems?
    I wonder if that's been fixed this time
    6AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:00
    Re: #3
    The biggest culprit already left the company, so maybe there's a bit of hope for this one… or so they say
    4AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:59
    Went to buy the DLC and it's already in my library
    5AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:59
    This series needs to start by dropping the 'open world' false advertising
    7AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:00
    I'm interested — if the stuff that got bad reviews has actually improved, I might pick it up
    8AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:05
    Does this game even run properly on Switch 2?
    I'd at least want a stable 30fps
    11AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:08
    Re: #8
    Looks pretty solid actually
    https://youtu.be/czfAtc0VIco?t=116&si=py9OMCVkafyRLOUS
    21AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:25
    Re: #11
    Looks like it's around 25-30fps
    Given the hardware specs and how oddly heavy the original game already was, that's actually pretty impressive…
    Still want a 60fps option though
    They can gut the resolution and shaders as brutally as needed for that
    86AnonymousAug 27, 2026 02:45
    Re: #11
    Capcom's grasp of Switch 2 porting has come a long way since Street Fighter 6 at launch
    Setting the actual game content aside
    10AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:07
    The footage looks super fun,
    but around this time we've also got the Witcher 3 remake, AC8, GoW:ED, this game, and Phantom Blade Zero all dropping end of month…
    what am I even supposed to do
    and there's Muchipo and Castlevania: Belmont's Curse squeezed in there too
    whoa!!
    12AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:08
    Honestly, isn't this basically the real Monster Hunter at this point?
    13AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:09
    Re: #8
    30fps is rough for an action game
    A 60fps performance mode is a must

    If Switch 2 can't handle that, that's on the developer for slacking
    14AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:10
    Onimusha's Switch 2 version is running stable too
    15AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:11
    Did they fix the pawns having such foul mouths?
    37AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:53
    Re: #15
    Just make them completely silent, done
    18AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:17
    Anyway, when's that TU3.2 update scheduled for end of August actually landing
    22AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:26
    What era is this game even from — the combat's just 'poke the big enemy in the dark and call it a day,' nothing about it feels amazing or fun
    24AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:33
    Re: #22
    Re: #23
    Oh? Strange how you're already forming opinions on a game that hasn't even released yet… Are you posting from the future?
    23AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:31
    The combat's fun, but the exploration is absolute garbage
    28AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:38
    Re: #24
    You can tell just from watching the video
    43AnonymousAug 27, 2026 00:05
    Never played the first one — is it okay to jump straight into this?
    44AnonymousAug 27, 2026 00:07
    Re: #43
    Only played 2, and I thought it was fun
    Never really got why it caught so much hate
    72AnonymousAug 27, 2026 01:14
    Re: #44
    You thought THAT was fun…?
    54AnonymousAug 27, 2026 00:30
    Surely it can at least manage 1080p/30fps on Switch 2, right?
    That's the bare minimum for 2026
    58AnonymousAug 27, 2026 00:36
    Re: #54
    Even the PS5 version dropped to 20fps at launch sometimes, and it took optimization plus a bunch of downgrades just to reach a variable 60 — so it might be rough
    65AnonymousAug 27, 2026 00:48
    It evolved from the original through Dark Arisen to Dragon's Dogma Online, going beyond just 'more shaking' all the way to Super Saiyan Blue God-tier improvement
    and then Dragon's Dogma 2 reset it back to base Kaioken Goku
    throwing away all that accumulated feedback was almost impressively bad, in the worst way
    67AnonymousAug 27, 2026 00:56
    Re: #65
    Nah, that's totally wrong — you're just an armchair player who never actually touched it lol😅 dabooo

    It was sitting at Dogma 1.5, and everyone thought '2' had finally dropped, but turns out it was actually just Dogma 1.7😓

    And NOW, with this one, it's finally become true Dogma 2😆 godlike

    Honestly it might've even caught up all the way to like Dogma 2.3☺
    68AnonymousAug 27, 2026 00:58
    No, it's not '1.7' or whatever — it flat-out regressed
    71AnonymousAug 27, 2026 01:05
    Re: #68
    Where exactly did it regress, though😅

    If you think 'spam a strong spell in a cramped dungeon and it feels great~' is what makes Dogma good, you're barely qualified to talk about the series🥵
    82AnonymousAug 27, 2026 01:55
    Dogma 2's fun though

    Re: #79
    It's getting buffed, so it'll be fine
    88AnonymousAug 27, 2026 02:46
    Re: #79
    Were you seriously just an armchair player😅
    75AnonymousAug 27, 2026 01:30
    What made the original Dark Arisen fun was the multi-layered, three-dimensional dungeon design, and the hack-and-slash loop of diving in for strong weapons and fusing them
    Back then you could play forever without ever needing to leave Bitterblack Isle
    Is Dark Arisen 2 built the same way?
    76AnonymousAug 27, 2026 01:32
    Re: #75
    For what it's worth
    I thought traveling together with your pawns was fun
    even by the standards of the time
    84AnonymousAug 27, 2026 01:57
    Wasn't this the one that blew up over the Dragonsplague thing?
    85AnonymousAug 27, 2026 02:36
    Re: #84
    Personally, the worst part for me is that you only get one save slot
    87AnonymousAug 27, 2026 02:46
    Re: #84
    That's just another armchair player getting baited by attention-farming posts on X, as usual😅
    You have to trigger it on purpose for that to even happen, y'know😅

    At the end of the day, starting out with a whole long journey's worth of prep is the real appeal of Dogma☺

    But the complaint was more like 'Marathon's Dogma, nothing's actually changed'☺

    Also stuff like calling it 'open world' while the paths are basically fixed☺

    That's exactly why even fans were calling it 'Dogma 1.7'☺

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Hardware/Industry (Gehan)) thread “[DD2DA] Dragon’s Dogma 2: Dark Arisen looks kinda amazing.”

  • “Pro Yakyu Spirits 2026” Digital Price Slashed 30% Just One Month After Launch

    The PS5 title “Pro Yakyu Spirits 2026” became a hot topic on 5ch’s Hardware/Industry board after its digital version was discounted 30% just one month after release.

    Thread posters were split over whether the discount applied only to those who pre-ordered, while others shared sales figures showing the series’ retail numbers have collapsed over seven years — from 259,227 copies for “Pro Yakyu Spirits 2019” down to just 30,235 for “2026” — fueling talk of the series’ decline.

    6AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:05
    Huh, turns out games get cheaper even without killing off discs.
    98AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:40
    Re: #6
    This one still has a disc version, what are you even talking about
    7AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:06
    The release was just too late to begin with.
    They needed to get it out before the WBC started, at the very least.
    8AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:06
    The PS5, where digital actually sells!!!!!!!!

    So THIS was the reason lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    11AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:08
    Even the digital version isn't selling.
    12AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:08
    If you think of it as paying for a one-month head start, it actually feels like a good deal — no problem at all.
    14AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:08
    Since they didn't call it "2026-2027" this time and it launched in July, this game's shelf life is under six months.
    15AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:09
    Ah, the one whose physical version bombed too.
    16AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:09
    Meaning they've got zero motivation to do a 2027 season update.
    17AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:09
    Back in the Super Famicom days, some games were even 30% off on release day.
    19AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:09
    Re: #17
    Physical copies still go below MSRP at retail even now though
    18AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:09
    Well, they have to sell it fast before the 2026 season ends.
    Switch's Famista 2020 got discontinued after just 8 months.
    24AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:10
    Re: #18
    Then what about Powerful Pro Baseball?
    30AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:12
    Konami's an idiot for putting a game that only sells in Japan on the losing platform.
    31AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:13
    Can't be helped — the 2026 pennant race is already heading into its final stretch.
    38AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:17
    The 30%-off-since-launch deal only applied to owners of the previous game, and they lose nothing from it, so no problem there.
    The only people who'd actually lose out are weirdos who suddenly discovered baseball and bought it fresh for the first time — but nobody like that exists, so it's pointless to even worry about.
    45AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:22
    Re: #38
    If people get bored of it and don't want it anymore, it won't sell, will it
    63AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:04
    Re: #38
    This perfectly embodies the decline of PlayStation in Japan
    73AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:45
    Re: #38
    That bonus is only valid "up until" release day
    60AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:46
    There's no way this thing is selling digitally either — what's this "hint: it's digital" nonsense?
    62AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:49
    Re: #60
    Its pre-order ranking was already worse than Powerful Pro Baseball, which had been out for ages… discount or no discount
    68AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:15
    Piling onto the bargain-bin treatment like that —
    at this rate stores everywhere are just going to stop carrying PlayStation altogether.
    69AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:31
    Re: #68
    Losing those shipment numbers seems genuinely rough though
    I wonder what they're gonna do about it.
    93AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:37
    788 Anonymous (default screen name "Anonymous Is Desperate") 2026/08/26 (Wed) 12:19:48.83 ID:k4SrW0QLM
    Pro Yakyu Spirits 2019
    PS4…259,227, Vita…70,763

    Pro Yakyu Spirits 2024-2025
    PS5…102,527

    Pro Yakyu Spirits 2026
    PS5…30,235 copies


    That's a pretty brutal 7-year decline.
    95AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:21
    Re: #93
    Powerful Pro Baseball sold 320,000 copies even on the "losing" Vita, and even that's dropped to 100,000 on Switch
    100AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:49
    Re: #95
    Wait, what is this guy even saying?
    102AnonymousAug 26, 2026 15:13
    Re: #100
    No idea.

    https://achikochi-data.com/game_sales_by_hard_japan_ranking_psvita/
    I looked for a 320,000-copy Vita Powerful Pro Baseball but couldn't find it.
    How am I even supposed to look this up?

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry, “Geha”) thread “[Sad News] PS5’s Pro Yakyu Spirits Gets 30% OFF Digital Discount Just One Month After Launch lolololol.”

  • Objections to “Japan’s Console Game Dev Power Has Fallen to 4th, Behind China and Korea” — 5ch: “Japan Has Won the Most GOTY Awards”

    A post on 5ch’s hardware/industry board (“Geha”) claiming that Japan’s console game development power has fallen behind the West, China, and Korea to “4th place” sparked heated debate.

    The thread saw opinions split over whether multiplatform Western developers or Nintendo hold the real technical edge, how Chinese games’ character designs stack up, and counterarguments citing Japan’s track record of GOTY (Game of the Year) wins.

    1AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:32
    With China and Korea's remarkable growth, Japan has slipped to 4th place in console games too
    Maybe it's because Japan kept churning out nothing but kiddie JRPGs?
    2AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:38
    It's probably because of that garbage, low-spec hardware known as the Switch that domestic third-party devs' skills have declined.
    3AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:38
    Well, they've been making games on low-spec hardware ever since the DS, 20 years now…
    The lost 20 years.
    4AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:45
    No idea about PC, but on consoles Nintendo's still at the top, right?
    5AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:47
    It stagnated from kowtowing to Sony (mockingly called "Chony" here) and died out along with the "Trashstation" (a derisive nickname for PlayStation) pulling out.
    6AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:48
    Nintendo only has to worry about its own hardware, so it's not really "the top."
    At the end of the day, studios doing multiplatform releases and optimizing for each platform individually are the ones actually ahead.
    7AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:53
    Re: #6
    No matter how good your multiplatform optimization is, it's meaningless if the game itself isn't fun.
    "Development power" isn't just raw technical skill.
    41AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:07
    Re: #6
    Isn't Nintendo actually ahead precisely because it doesn't have to bother with multiplatform releases?
    12AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:58
    Japan's the only country that's been on some kind of punishment run for the past decade.
    14AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:01
    Overseas, the character designs in FE: Bansen Senkō ("Myriad Colors") are so godly that HoYoverse is getting mocked by comparison.
    20AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:05
    Re: #14
    No idea about HoYoverse, but that FE claim has to be a lie.
    It's crap.
    21AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:06
    Re: #20
    Well sure, if you're a creep whose brain's been polluted by panty-shot otaku bait characters from China, of course you'd think that.
    23AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:15
    Re: #21
    That's not the point.
    28AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:33
    Re: #23
    Isn't it simply that they made cool, cute characters with a Black-inspired motif — and this is a jab at political correctness?
    81AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:15
    Re: #28
    >cool, cute characters

    Forget political correctness, the problem is that's just not true.
    27AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:23
    Honestly the West sounds like it's in the worst shape.
    EA posted huge losses and got bought out, and Ubisoft's on the verge of bankruptcy.
    Soaring semiconductor prices are stalling hardware specs, so spec-dependent games are going to have a rough time going forward too.
    GTA might end up being the last big fireworks show.
    29AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:38
    Re: #27
    Well, honestly China and Korea are basically under the Microsoft empire's umbrella anyway.
    As long as you control the PC OS and platform, you can make anything work.
    Even Tencent is half like a global (European) company at this point, and the money behind that kind of investment ultimately traces back to the West anyway.

    If they ever started rolling out their own independent OS, that'd be a real turning point.
    But that edges into military-industrial territory, and mess with that and you're basically talking about war lol
    32AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:42
    These days Japan's even losing to indie games.
    40AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:02
    Re: #32
    Looking down on indies like that is the wrong mindset to begin with.
    Out of countless creators out there, the ones with real talent don't necessarily come from the big publishers.
    Of course the cream of the indie crop is more fun than a mediocre AAA game.
    49AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:24
    Well, as long as people keep saying "China and Korea just copy everything," nothing's going to improve.
    Japan's the one that's been coasting on assuming it was better than everyone else and doing nothing about it.
    85AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:27
    Re: #49
    This is genuinely something to worry about.
    Even at that robot sports day sprint race, the Chinese-made robot blasted through the finish line faster than Usain Bolt, while the Japanese one waddled along at a crawl lol
    Though the Chinese one did come with the punchline of not being able to stop and slamming into the wall (cushion), exploding into flames lol
    57AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:54
    Re: #53
    Japan can't even make a decent action game these days.
    78AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:09
    Re: #57
    Oh yeah? Then name me an action game on the level of Sekiro.
    61AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:59
    Go look at Reddit.
    Stellar Blade and the new HoYoverse title get tons of comments.
    Japanese games barely get any.

    That's the reality of the world stage.
    73AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:35
    Re: #61
    The new Mega Man is dominating there, actually.
    Stellar Blade isn't even news anymore so it barely gets comments, and the new HoYoverse game barely even comes up as a topic, you idiot.
    This time around there just wasn't much of anything generating buzz overall.
    At most the trailers are only pulling 100k views.
    Last time stuff like Resident Evil blew past a million views instantly.
    62AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:03
    Every field Japan nurtured and made successful just gets copied and snatched away by China and Korea.

    This can't go on! There's no time for Sony and Nintendo to be fighting each other.
    65AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:05
    Re: #62
    Like I care about some half-dead Western-game wannabe that Japanese developers fled from.
    67AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:08
    Re: #62
    Though it's Sony that keeps courting and funding more and more Chinese free-to-play games…
    69AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:13
    This year's TGA looks like it's going to be packed with Japanese games (since GTA seems to be eligible next year instead).
    For the West, China, and Korea, I can't think of anything likely to get nominated.
    Crimson Desert flopped too.

    Action: Resident Evil Requiem
    Adventure: Ocarina of Time Remake
    Family: Pokémon
    Racing: Forza Horizon 6
    Simulation: FE: Bansen Senkō
    Multiplayer: Gears of War: E-Day
    77AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:53
    Re: #69
    Well, China isn't exhibiting any games this year anyway.
    96AnonymousAug 26, 2026 15:23
    It's true that outside of FromSoftware and Capcom, Japan's basically wiped out.
    Nintendo fanboys ("butas") like to downplay GOTY, but it's an award that makes creators worldwide go "damn, I wish I'd made that game," so it's extremely important.
    97AnonymousAug 26, 2026 15:27
    Re: #96
    If you're going to argue GOTY matters, then the country with the most wins is Japan — so what about China and Korea, who've never won it once?
    Even Black Myth: Wukong, released in a weak year, couldn't take home GOTY, which flatly contradicts this thread's whole premise of hyping up Chinese and Korean games as amazing.
    102AnonymousAug 26, 2026 15:46
    Are Bansen Senkō's character designs really that brilliant?
    Isn't it just a watered-down knockoff of Metaphor: ReFantazio?
    Though I do have to admire the nerve, considering how hard they trashed Palworld over its design direction alone.
    103AnonymousAug 26, 2026 15:50
    Re: #102
    What exactly does it have in common with Metaphor, specifically?
    107AnonymousAug 26, 2026 16:13
    Re: #103
    The balance and direction of putting out good-looking characters while still dodging political-correctness backlash.
    108AnonymousAug 26, 2026 16:22
    Re: #107
    That's it?
    If that's the best you could come up with after really racking your brain, this isn't even worth discussing.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry, “Geha”) thread “[Console Game Development Power] Japan Has Somehow Fallen to 4th Place, Behind the West, China, and Korea.”

  • Criticism Mounts Over Cool Japan Fund’s Investment List — Includes a Project That Burned Through ¥3.3 Billion Without Ever Launching

    It’s come to light that some of the projects funded by the “Cool Japan Fund” — the organization you might recognize from TV — racked up roughly ¥3.3 billion in losses without ever managing to release a single thing. On 5ch, criticism poured in over how sloppily these investments were vetted, with comments like “Go collect the money back!” and “Nobody takes responsibility even after losses like this” piling up, fueling widespread frustration over how tax money is being spent.

    7AnonymousAug 26, 2026 17:08
    Re: #1
    Honestly, the least the bureaucrats could do is nothing at all — just cut corporate taxes instead.
    8AnonymousAug 26, 2026 17:08
    Hey now,
    they spent every last yen of it properly, so nobody's got any right to complain, right? (sarcasm)
    10AnonymousAug 26, 2026 17:09
    Milking tax money by riding on the popularity of Japanese manga and anime (lit. "tax teat-sucking," slang for leeching off public funds)
    Were all these companies really unknowns, and did they really need to set up brand-new companies and ventures for this? Instead of putting the money into companies that are already thriving
    the whole process behind how funding decisions get made is just baffling
    12AnonymousAug 26, 2026 17:10
    Re: #10
    It's just handouts to their buddies, isn't it.
    11AnonymousAug 26, 2026 17:09
    They already failed once with third-sector (public-private) ventures, and they still haven't learned a thing.
    13AnonymousAug 26, 2026 17:11
    Re: #11
    What's the point of learning a lesson?
    They still get to keep milking the money, don't they?
    14AnonymousAug 26, 2026 17:13
    What exactly is "cool" about any of this?
    If they know who they invested in, they should be able to claw the tax money back
    Go collect it!
    I remember seeing "Kumo no Su" (Spider's Web) on TV — did that one flop too?
    15AnonymousAug 26, 2026 17:13
    Seriously, tax money never gets put to any decent use.
    19AnonymousAug 26, 2026 17:16
    Never managed to release a single thing ← so what did they even spend the money on…?
    29AnonymousAug 26, 2026 17:22
    Re: #19
    And on top of that, a ¥3.3 billion loss — what were they actually doing?
    22AnonymousAug 26, 2026 17:18
    So Poupelle was Cool Japan-funded too, huh

    28AnonymousAug 26, 2026 17:21
    The media should be reporting on stuff like this every single day.
    35AnonymousAug 26, 2026 17:23
    Re: #28
    Some mysterious force steps in and nobody ever digs any deeper.
    48AnonymousAug 26, 2026 17:30
    Instead of building something like Junglia, they should've just built Dragon Ball Land.
    55AnonymousAug 26, 2026 17:32
    Re: #48
    Sounds like it's actually going to be built in France, funded by Saudi Arabia.

    52AnonymousAug 26, 2026 17:31
    What were they doing every single day if they never released anything even once
    Just eating and sleeping, probably
    Can I get in on this gig too?
    56AnonymousAug 26, 2026 17:32
    Re: #52
    They were probably just sightseeing under the name "on-site research."
    62AnonymousAug 26, 2026 17:36
    Is there even a single success story in the bunch?
    67AnonymousAug 26, 2026 17:37
    Never managing to release anything even once — are they stupid or what.
    71AnonymousAug 26, 2026 17:39
    Re: #67
    It's just bureaucrats playing around on the taxpayer's dime.
    78AnonymousAug 26, 2026 17:41
    Even after losses this big, nobody takes responsibility.
    86AnonymousAug 26, 2026 17:42
    Re: #78
    There's responsibility, but no one who's actually responsible.
    91AnonymousAug 26, 2026 17:45
    At this point I wish they'd publish a ranking of tax-funded projects broken down by individual Diet members or their families — a leaderboard of how much tax money each one burned through while in office
    Of course, this would have to include investments past prime ministers decided on the spot in conversations with foreign presidents, so it's a given the top of the list would run into the tens of trillions of yen
    That would go viral worldwide, no doubt about it
    94AnonymousAug 26, 2026 17:48
    Re: #91
    Somebody make a website for that.
    92AnonymousAug 26, 2026 17:46
    By the way, the successor organization is currently pouring money into "Hateshinaki Scarlet" (Endless Scarlet).

    95AnonymousAug 26, 2026 17:48
    Re: #92
    Well, that one can't really be helped.
    97AnonymousAug 26, 2026 17:49
    Re: #92
    Is it on purpose that it's nothing but garbage at this point?
    99AnonymousAug 26, 2026 17:50
    The Tokyo Olympics were Cool Japan Fund too.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyou G) thread “[Images] The List of Investments Behind Cool Japan’s Massive Flop Is Insane lolololololololol.”