Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Post Urging Nintendo Fans to Ditch Nintendo for Chinese Hit ‘Genshin Impact’ Sparks Debate

    A thread on 5ch’s console-gaming board (the “Geha” board) argued that “Genshin Impact is fun, so drop your Nintendo-style games and switch over” — and the replies split sharply between agreement and pushback. The discussion spread into technical debates over Genshin’s storytelling and character polygon counts, as well as the current state of the PlayStation Store charts, where Chinese-made free-to-play titles dominate the top sales rankings.

    1AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:24
    Ever think about looking at the wider world?
    5AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:30
    Post even one short clip that actually shows why it's fun. All that comes through is a 'cute-girl petting zoo' (slang for gacha games stuffed with pretty female characters) and nothing else.
    61AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:20
    Re: #5
    There's no 'good or bad' for a game whose story is only around for a limited time, lol.
    It's funny how anyone who hasn't been following it since day one is just a newbie who only knows the story in disconnected fragments.
    102AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:28
    Re: #5
    It's a story-driven game, so a clip alone won't make it make sense — that's just not gonna work.
    https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2061922509772251136/vid/avc1/1920×1080/Ul4vcVPF6gtfQCQQ.mp4
    8AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:30
    If you were pushing NTE or ZZZ (Zenless Zone Zero) I'd get it, but Genshin at this point? Lol
    86AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:02
    Re: #8
    They already announced Mugendai's shutdown date, so recommending NTE is off the table now too, lol
    15AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:32
    Why do you want the Nintendo fanboys ("Nishi-kun") to approve of you so badly?
    16AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:32
    Re: #15
    Classic case of Nintendo-fanboy inferiority complex.
    36AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:53
    What's this 'reasonable Chinese game' thing supposed to mean? (a garbled pun on 'いい加減、中華ゲー' — 'seriously, just play Chinese games already')
    So you call it a 'kiddie game' and figured I'd fall for that special-needs-level logic, huh?
    77AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:42
    Re: #36
    Guess Japanese is just too hard for them.
    81AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:51
    Re: #36
    That's the tricky part about Japanese —
    with kanji, katakana, hiragana, and the Roman alphabet all mixed together,
    you can write without spacing words apart, which backfires sometimes.

    Unless you clearly write it as 'いい加減に中華ゲー〜' ("Seriously, Chinese games…"),
    it can end up reading as one single garbled word.
    43AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:59
    The only reason people buy dedicated hardware to play games — objects that serve zero practical purpose — comes down to one thing: 'because it's fun.' There's no reason beyond that.

    What I don't get is this mindset of 'they probably secretly want to play it but are stubbornly holding back.' If someone won't play a game they could just play on their phone, the only explanation is 'they're not interested' — there's nothing more to it.
    44AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:02
    So the Nishi-kun living in your head never does what you want, and deep down he's this higher being whose approval you're desperate for someday, huh?
    Hope Nishi-kun gives you that approval one day.
    57AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:17
    For reference, Genshin's character polygon counts run about 20,000 for early characters, and only recently hit around 40,000 for newer ones.

    Monster Hunter Rise's characters run 20,000-30,000 polygons, so quality-wise Genshin could run just fine on Switch — assuming you actually had proper optimization behind it, of course.
    60AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:20
    Re: #57
    It's an open world that's already implemented 7 nations with over 100 playable characters, so it'd blow way past Switch specs, easily.
    58AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:18
    PlayStation is really the only market where free Chinese games dominate the top charts, right?
    They're up there on PC too, but PC has plenty of its own mainstream free titles.
    63AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:24
    Re: #58
    I figured the Epic Games Store — aka 'Tencent's Shop,' given Tencent's stake in it — would be Chinese-game territory too, so I checked,
    but Fortnite and Rocket League are sitting at the very top, so it's less of a total Chinese sweep than expected.
    59AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:20
    You're still playing Genshin?
    Move on to NTE and Wuthering Waves already.
    62AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:21
    Re: #59
    Those are both total trash games though.
    The story especially is a lost cause.
    64AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:25
    Re: #63
    That store runs discounts, so PC users spend their money there.
    66AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:29
    Re: #64
    It's not just cheap — there are also quite a few Chinese games there that aren't even on Steam.
    Though honestly Fortnite is so dominant it's basically 'Fortnite and everything else' at this point.
    68AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:38
    They're really not picky anymore, huh.
    Are they losing their audience and struggling financially or something?
    71AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:38
    But spending money on a mobile game through PlayStation has basically zero upside, and yet it's topping the charts — so which is it:
    are there just a ton of clueless spenders out there, or does the ranking itself not actually mean much?
    73AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:40
    Re: #71
    Both, honestly.
    Even a game like Pragmata managed to hold a top spot.
    76AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:41
    Genshin is basically the ultimate kiddie game.
    80AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:51
    Re: #76
    You think kids are actually the ones playing it?
    It's nothing but creepy, smirking ("nichaa" — internet slang for a creepy grin) middle-aged men.
    82AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:52
    Re: #80
    Genshin's main player base is people in their 20s and 30s.
    83AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:57
    Re: #82
    LMAO, and you call it a kiddie game!
    Meanwhile it's the 40- and 50-somethings playing Nintendo games.
    84AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:59
    Re: #82
    Wait, don't tell me you actually still think of yourself as a kid in your 20s or 30s…?
    90AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:04
    'Games' means proper pay-once titles.
    Free-to-play? Gacha? Nintendo doesn't recognize that garbage as gaming, idiot.
    101AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:26
    Re: #90
    You mean Pokémon Trading Card Game Pocket?
    91AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:07
    Wasn't the 'real' Elden Ring PC-only?
    Guess it's finally starting to get abandoned by Chinese gamers too.
    103AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:28
    Re: #101
    Pokémon Pocket doesn't even have gacha mechanics, though…
    106AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:29
    Re: #103
    Same old wordplay, right on schedule.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry, “Geha”) thread “Hey Nishi-kun, why not ditch the kiddie games and accept Chinese games already? Genshin’s fun, you know?

  • Hello! Project Song of the Year 2026: Frontrunners Split Opinion — 5ch Says It’s ‘Kurakura vs. Wacha’

    Opinions split on a 5ch thread over the frontrunners for the Hello! Project Song of the Year 2026 award, with several titles thrown into the ring. Juice=Juice’s “Kurakura☆Climax,” Tsubaki Factory’s new song “Ai=Un+En+On” (lit. “Love = Luck + Bond + Gratitude”), “Dantotsu,” and “Wacha” all came up as contenders, with posters citing YouTube view counts and the growth of live-performance clips as evidence for their predictions. Some comments also brought up how the bloc-voting system works and pointed to past winning songs.

    1AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:03
    [Breaking] Tsubaki Factory's new song "Ai=Un+En+On" is genuinely great! It might just become the group's answer to Juice=Juice
    15 Anonymous 2026/08/27 (Thu) 07:16:39.80 0
    This year's Hello! Project Song of the Year lineup is stacked
    2AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:16
    No way it's Kurakura.
    3AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:18
    It's gotta be Wacha.
    4AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:22
    Tsubaki's lineup is just too weak this year.
    5AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:23
    Climax is the only real contender here — everything else is way too much of a dud song.
    39AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:21
    Re: #5
    Ku-ra-ku-raaa
    Cliiiimaaax

    So cheesy.
    6AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:25
    Just kidding — it's actually Ninmin Friends.
    7AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:26
    It's Dantotsu or Wacha.
    8AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:26
    Juice fans (Juice=Juice otaku) were trashing Kurakura as a crap song for the longest time,
    but it's really not that great a song either.
    In that sense, Dantotsu might deserve the top prize.
    Though it'll probably win by vote count anyway.
    9AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:28
    The fact that nobody's calling out the blank "A" slot says it all.
    10AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:28
    Kura or Mizari.
    11AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:30
    Probably Wacha~
    That one's just fun.
    12AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:30
    Dantotsu, hands down (get it — "dantotsu" literally means "by far"), 'cause Mikumiku looked so cool.
    13AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:30
    Don't know it well, but wasn't "Celebrate Celebrate" from this year? Or was it last year?
    77AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:38
    Re: #13
    That's from last year's album.
    14AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:31
    So Juice=Juice's just excluding every song after "Moremi," huh.
    15AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:33
    Depends on BEYOOOOONDS' B-side track.
    17AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:40
    Dantotsu didn't break out as much as people expected,
    so it'll probably come down to a battle between Kurakura and Ai=Un+En+On.
    18AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:43
    Looks like it's shaping up to be a head-to-head between Kurakura and Wacha.
    19AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:46
    Kurakura☆Climax
    Ai=Un+En+On
    Liar Liner
    Ninmin Friends

    That's my shortlist so far.
    20AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:53
    Dantotsu's got the golden combo — Aoi, who Hello! otaku love, paired with Shunsuke Suzuki.
    That's the strongest contender for the award.
    21AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:57
    Re: #20
    That combo's song "A Woman's Charm" only ranked 5th though — what's so "golden" about it?
    22AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:00
    To the general public it's Kurakura✩Climax,
    but among Hello! otaku, opinions are split.
    40AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:22
    Re: #22
    What "general public" are you even talking about.
    23AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:01
    They're still doing a Song of the Year award even though literally nobody wants it, lol.
    27AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:09
    Re: #23
    It's just gonna feed Izuhara's ego for nothing.
    26AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:08
    In the very first year, 2002, an album track by Tanpopo took first place.
    28AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:09
    Let's just merge it into one big "Dekabo" category and cut out the pointless fighting.
    29AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:13
    It's gotta be Kurakura, Burabare, or Amaenna — settled.
    30AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:13
    Ba-ba-ba-niraaa!!!! lmaooooo
    32AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:17
    I like Dantotsu, but I think it'll end up being Kurakura.
    33AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:18
    If it's Wacha, I'd say "High Tension" is actually the better-made track.
    Though honestly, neither one's really all that special anyway.
    37AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:20
    No music video, no shot at first place.
    38AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:21
    Re: #37
    The Hello! Project YouTube video that grew the most this year is the Kurakura☆Climax live clip.
    42AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:27
    Re: #37
    Kurakura Live: 3.24M
    Burabare Live: 2.5M
    Amaenna Live: 2.25M
    43AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:27
    Now that streaming's unlocked and Spotify numbers are visible to everyone, there's something charming about the Song of the Year still being decided by a small group of otaku brute-forcing it with bloc voting — like real "public opinion."
    44AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:30
    But Spotify's only like 40% of the total anyway.
    46AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:31
    It used to be Morning Musume。's bloc vote against everyone else, but starting this year Juice=Juice's bloc vote joins in too.
    51AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:33
    More like a changing of the guard than "joining," really —
    Morning Musume。's been weak for a while now.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “[Great News] Hello! Project Song of the Year 2026 Is Shaping Up to Be Seriously Strong lolololololololololololololololololololol.”

  • “Turn Your Crush Into a Porn Star”: Free AI Service Generates Fake Adult Videos From a Single Photo — Lawyer Says “No Law Can Stop It”

    A free service that can swap faces onto adult video (AV) footage using just one photo of someone else is spreading online, boasting “over 300,000 cumulative users.” A lawyer points out that “currently there’s no law to crack down on this,” but on the forum thread, people debated legal interpretations like “wouldn’t this count as distribution of obscene material?” alongside others hunting for loopholes such as “it’s safe as long as you don’t publish it.”

    There are even fears that AV videos could be generated without permission from old graduation album photos… (photo is an illustration) [Photo: PhotoAC]

    A service that applies AI technology to generate AV videos from other people’s photos without permission is causing ripples online. Using AI face-swapping, the service lets users replace the face of an AV performer with that of any third party, and even offers a free plan. Its official site advertises “over 300,000 cumulative users” and emphasizes that it is a “reassuring, law-compliant service” offering “content that complies with regulations.” So how does this hold up legally? We asked for the view of attorney Kazuma Higuchi of Higuchi International Law Office, who is qualified to practice in both Japan and New York State.

    [Photo] The group hints at legal action… an idol victimized by AI-doctored images

    Source: encount.press / Original article here

    6AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:43
    Don't guys feel empty jerking off to something like this?
    Doesn't it feel hollow?
    15AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:45
    Re: #6
    Just help him out so he doesn't have to resort to this.
    Women really are heartless.
    88AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:53
    Re: #6
    If men ever lost their sex drive, humanity would go extinct.
    You should be thanking them, honestly.
    133AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:59
    Re: #6
    Lecture him during his post-nut clarity (the sudden regret guys feel right after finishing).
    9AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:43
    No matter how cute the actress or idol,
    she can't compete with the destructive power of a classmate or coworker.
    24AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:46
    Re: #9
    Well, some idols are pitched to the level of guys who can't get girlfriends,
    so they're not even that cute anyway.
    11AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:44
    So that girl is going to become an AV star, huh.
    Even knowing it's fake, there's probably still some emptiness to it.
    17AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:45
    Re: #11
    I mean, realistically, the girl you like is out there sleeping with someone else anyway.
    22AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:46
    There's a chance you've unknowingly starred in a gay porn video.
    31AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:47
    Re: #22
    "Yaoi" works using real people have been around forever.
    I guess AI just lets you turn them into actual videos now.
    23AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:46
    Guess we don't need FL masks anymore (realistic latex disguise masks people used to impersonate others).
    43AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:49
    Re: #23
    For now, let's set the password to "today's 8" (an old anonymous-forum in-joke for a shared daily password).
    114AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:56
    Re: #43
    "Today's 8" — that's nostalgic.
    Bet a lot of people these days have no idea what that even means.
    209AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:07
    Re: #43
    Merge it with Ayaya (nickname for pop idol Ayumi Hamasaki, referencing an old meme).
    30AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:47
    Making it for yourself is probably fine, but if someone else makes it and hands it over, wouldn't that count as distribution of obscene material?
    57AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:50
    Re: #30
    Even if they call it free, if they're taking requests from an unspecified number of people and making these,
    I doubt that'd be judged as falling within personal use.
    37AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:48
    I'm curious, but I feel like it'd just leave me feeling empty instead.
    44AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:49
    Re: #37
    Well… lol
    Everything below the face is a different person anyway lololol.
    56AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:50
    Re: #37
    It's so realistic you could practically step into an ero-manga's world.
    40AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:48
    If you trained it on every "Narou" trope out there, you could probably make an anime that screams peak Narou (referring to "Shousetsuka ni Narou," a web novel site known for formulaic isekai tropes).
    64AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:51
    Re: #40
    "Shousetsuka ni Narou" is already overrun with AI-generated works as we speak…

    and the AI keeps getting a little better each time lol.
    48AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:49
    Of course they'll get arrested.
    Embarrass the police and they'll
    throw everything at you.
    54AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:50
    Re: #48
    As long as you don't publish it, you're safe (^o^)
    58AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:50
    You guys are as gross as ever…
    79AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:52
    Re: #58
    Then what's that bulge in your pants, huh?
    66AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:51
    I'd like it to be legal as long as it's just for personal use.
    119AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:57
    Re: #66
    If the quality's good enough, people turn into validation-craving monsters.
    68AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:51
    AI users were saying current law can already handle this, so don't regulate it, right?
    So that means the lawyer's the one lying.
    Obviously the AI users know the law better.
    86AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:53
    Re: #68
    Publishing it is a no-go lol,
    but you're just handing over source material and getting a custom order made lololol.
    71AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:52
    Isn't there some brave soul out there swapping the male performer's face for his own? Pathetic.
    83AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:53
    Re: #71
    So you'd swap in Yoshimura Taku's face for your own and lick the actress all over? (Yoshimura Taku is a well-known Japanese AV director/performer)
    77AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:52
    This is exactly why I don't want my picture taken —
    there are probably guys into mature women out there too.
    91AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:54
    Re: #77
    Go look in a mirror lol.
    Don't flatter yourself, lady.
    110AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:56
    Re: #77
    Sounds like the type who watches mobile games and anime and complains about being "sexually exploited."
    131AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:59
    Re: #77
    With mature women, it's faster to just seduce them directly and sleep with them.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (News Speed+) thread “[Society] “Turn Your Crush Into an AV Star” — Sexual Videos AI-Generated From a Single Photo… Free Service Spreads, Lawyer Says “Currently No Law to Crack Down On It”.”

  • Comedy Legend Yokoyama Yasushi’s Son Kimura Kazuya Splits From Wife After 2.5 Years — Drunken Meltdown at Grandma’s Celebration

    Kimura Kazuya (56), eldest son of the late manzai legend Yokoyama Yasushi, has reportedly been asked for a divorce by his wife after just two and a half years of marriage. The reported trigger: getting drunk and ruining a celebration held for his wife’s grandmother. On 5channel, the discussion spiraled into old anecdotes about the late Yokoyama Yasushi and even speculation over whether Kimura is really his biological son.

    Yokoyama Yasushi’s Eldest Son Kimura Kazuya, Marriage Collapses After 2.5 Years — “Take My Side!” Drunkenly Wrecks Wife’s Grandmother’s Celebration… Wife Files for Divorce

    Actor Kimura Kazuya (56) has been handed divorce papers by his wife.

    Yes — this is the eldest son of the late Yokoyama Yasushi, the manzai comedian famous for his wild, rule-breaking ways. What should have been a happy marriage, it turns out, fell apart almost as soon as it began.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:58
    ♪ Don't get me started, but honestly— Kazuya's still living in a dream ♪

    Don't get me started (Yasushi's famous catchphrase)
    22AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:01
    Re: #4
    Wasn't there a version where someone swapped "dream" for "prison wall" in that line, the family complained hard, and the Yassan impression got banned after that?
    10AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:59
    Turns out he's actually outlived his old man.
    39AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:04
    Re: #10
    Guess just not drinking yourself into an early grave is enough to survive
    17AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:00
    I saw this guy recently too — he was in "Itsuka Giragira Suru Hi" (Someday I'll Shine), that was a good movie

    Did he get blacklisted from showbiz?
    24AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:01
    Re: #17
    This is 17 — that movie also had Shoken (actor Kenichi Hagiwara) and Keiko Oginome? in it
    46AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:06
    Re: #17
    Dunno, but they used him because he was the "funny celebrity's son," though he turned out to be raised exactly like it says in post 1, so maybe that's why he got frozen out
    25AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:02
    He totally lost it at Matsumoto during that skit
    What a brat
    31AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:02
    That's what happens when your dad spoils you rotten
    32AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:03
    Kiyoshi Nishikawa's son (Hiroshi), who appeared alongside Kimura Kazuya, quit show business
    and now runs a restaurant in Fukuoka
    https://nishikawa-nakasu.foodre.jp/
    78AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:15
    Re: #32
    He was decently popular in Shinkigeki (Yoshimoto's comedy theater), but
    he quit
    84AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:16
    Re: #78
    That's not Hiroshi — that's the eldest son, Tadashi, isn't it?
    89AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:17
    Re: #78
    That's Tadashi
    33AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:03
    Wasn't he in commercials for Kokuyo study desks and Fujitsu computers?
    63AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:11
    Re: #33
    Not Fujitsu — it was Toshiba's Pasopia
    The Pasopia ad slot later got handed off to Yukiko Okada
    35AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:04
    And here's Hiroshi, quietly grinding away as a local celebrity and businessman…
    83AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:16
    Re: #35
    The eldest son, Tadashi, is a headline performer in Yoshimoto Shinkigeki
    36AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:04
    Yasushi was originally quiet and into plastic models as a hobby — back when he was Knock's apprentice he followed Knock's instructions to the letter
    But when it came to raising his own kids, it seems he stuck to the tough-guy "Yasushi" persona he built later
    45AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:06
    Re: #36
    I heard that back when Yasushi was apprenticed under Knock,
    Ryutaro Kamioka used to bully him relentlessly
    64AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:11
    Well, he IS the son of the guy who got blackout drunk and caused a scene at the Yoshimoto founder's wake, so…
    71AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:14
    Re: #64
    Founder Sei Yoshimoto died back in 1950,
    so that's probably not the founder — more likely her younger brother, Masanosuke Hayashi
    65AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:12
    Yokoyama Yasushi
    Yujiro Ishihara
    Hibari Misora
    They all died at 52
    As a kid I always assumed they were pushing 70
    All three, drinking-related too
    108AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:20
    Re: #65
    Right after these people died, a weekly magazine ran a piece saying
    people who die young are genetically wired for short lives,
    so watching your health and cutting back on booze would only buy you a few extra years anyway
    122AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:24
    Re: #65
    Hachiro Higashi also died at 52
    I thought he was some old man, but he was actually younger [than I assumed]
    72AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:14
    Just remembered
    🎤 Kimura Kazuya isn't Yasushi's kid, he's Kiyoshi's kid
    And the best proof of that is: sooner or later, the fists and feet start flying
    Heard that parody somewhere lol
    86AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:16
    Re: #72
    I heard that back in their comedy duo days, Kiyoshi used to smack Yasushi around to keep him in line
    75AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:15
    Didn't even know Yokoyama Yasushi had a son
    81AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:16
    Re: #75
    How old are you?
    82AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:16
    Is this guy actually Yasushi's biological son?
    His face and build don't look anything like his father's, or his sister's either
    There are cases where you're legally father and son but not biologically
    92AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:17
    Re: #82
    Kazuya is Yasushi's son from his first wife
    94AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:18
    Re: #82
    Now that he's in his 50s with sunken eyes, gray hair, and black-framed glasses,
    he looks just like Yokoyama Yasushi
    106AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:20
    Re: #82
    And the height is totally different
    Yasushi's wife was tall, and there are plenty of tall people in Yasushi's family line — makes you wonder if Yasushi himself was just the short one in the family
    112AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:21
    Re: #92
    Could there be a chance he's a stepson from the wife's side?
    118AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:23
    Re: #112
    Kazuya was born from Yasushi and his first wife
    119AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:23
    Whatever happened to the taxi driver this guy beat half to death?
    123AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:24
    Re: #119
    Word was that at the time, the woman named in post Re: #1 was there with him

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5channel (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “[Entertainment] Yokoyama Yasushi’s Eldest Son Kimura Kazuya, Marriage Collapses After 2.5 Years — “Take My Side!” Drunkenly Wrecks Wife’s Grandmother’s Celebration…

  • povo Launches ‘5G SA’ — No Extra Charge for Now; 5ch: ‘X (Twitter) Is in an Uproar’

    On August 25, KDDI and povo2.0 began offering 5G SA (Standalone) for the “Voice + Data” plan. The monthly fee is said to be free for now, but wording hinting at a future paid conversion, a SIM card reissue fee, and confusion over unclear naming when migrating to eSIM all drew attention on the thread.

    On August 25, KDDI, Okinawa Cellular, and KDDI Digital Life began offering 5G SA for the “Voice + Data” plan under the online-only brand “povo2.0.” A compatible smartphone is required to use the service.

    5G SA is a communication method that builds core equipment and base stations exclusively for 5G, without relying on 4G LTE infrastructure. Because it isn’t affected by congestion on the 4G LTE side, it makes high-speed, high-capacity communication easier to use. KDDI is rolling out 5G SA across its entire Sub6-compatible area, putting coverage at over 90%.

    Existing povo2.0 users can also sign up, but reissuing a physical SIM card costs a 3,850 yen fee. The eSIM reissue fee is free for the time being. The monthly fee for 5G SA itself is currently free, but it may become an optional paid service in the future.

    Source: ascii.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 25, 2026 19:28
    I'm fine with regular 4G, honestly.
    3AnonymousAug 25, 2026 19:33
    Careful — there aren't many SIM-free compatible models.
    Even for the same phone model, plenty of SIM-free versions aren't supported.
    4AnonymousAug 25, 2026 19:34
    Free? Well, obviously.
    5AnonymousAug 25, 2026 19:37
    Ah, I guess all that penny-pinching really paid off.
    10AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:52
    Wait, it wasn't even 5G SA compatible until now?
    11AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:16
    Are there any downsides to signing up for 5G SA?
    Voice calls will still run over 4G, right?
    13AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:22
    Re: #11
    Probably just the fee if it eventually becomes paid.
    Basically, connecting via 5G SA just means faster speeds — I don't think there's any real downside.
    18AnonymousAug 26, 2026 02:52
    Re: #11
    > Are there any downsides to signing up for 5G SA?

    One thing that's certain: this isn't just an "optional setting (subscription)" — you need an actual physical SIM swap.
    Switching a physical SIM (pSIM) to 5G NSA requires a processing fee.

    > Voice calls will still run over 4G, right?

    There's no sign of VoNR (Voice over New Radio) anywhere yet.

    Same kind of confusion as with the KDDI SIMs that already offer 5G SA… compatibility issues, maybe? We'll have to wait for more reports.
    12AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:21
    Total runaway win.
    Makes me want to go back to povo.
    14AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:24
    So it only works if you're on the plan that includes voice calls?
    Well, I've got no complaints with what I have now, so it's fine either way.
    15AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:52
    5G drains the battery insanely fast, wish they'd cut it out.
    16AnonymousAug 26, 2026 00:48
    As a die-hard 4G user, it'd honestly help if everyone else switched to 5G SA lol (less congestion for the rest of us)
    17AnonymousAug 26, 2026 01:53
    Staying up all night until 9:30.
    Can't wait for 5G SA, huff huff.
    19AnonymousAug 26, 2026 03:49
    More importantly, add more payment methods already, damn it.
    It's a top-up purchase system, so au PAY or something similar should work fine too.
    20AnonymousAug 26, 2026 05:58
    Re: #19
    Don't you have a credit card?
    21AnonymousAug 26, 2026 05:59
    KDDI finished clearing out its stock of 5G SA-incompatible devices, and since Rakuten Mobile doesn't support it, they announced this rollout.
    An all-5G standalone network is something Rakuten Mobile should've been the one to pull off first — getting beaten to it must sting a lot.
    22AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:27
    I keep 5G turned off to save battery.
    23AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:32
    Turns out my neighborhood isn't even in the 5G Sub6 coverage area. Damn it.
    24AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:10
    5G SA is supposed to be what real standalone 5G service looks like,
    yet they're clearly planning to charge extra for it as an option. Greedy.
    26AnonymousAug 26, 2026 15:17
    Docomo also said at first it was a trial period so there'd be no 5G fee,
    but once 5G actually spread, talk of charging for it just quietly disappeared.
    27AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:39
    Apparently X (Twitter) is currently in an uproar over this.
    28AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:46
    Migrated from regular povo2.0 today.
    It was eSIM to eSIM, and I figured the eSIM would just get overwritten, but instead it got installed into an empty slot labeled "Travel" — took me an hour of confusion to figure out what happened.
    If you're about to do this, watch out.
    If that empty eSIM slot already has a name on it, you won't notice, and you'll have a really rough time.
    35AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:12
    Re: #28
    Assuming it would get overwritten is a bit odd, but
    yeah, I see how that kind of trouble could happen.
    39AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:02
    Re: #28

    That's just how iPhone works, isn't it?
    The iOS on that device just assigns the new SIM a label from its existing list of candidate names, picking one that isn't already in use.

    Also, weren't you asked something partway through that you just missed?
    29AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:17
    Sounds like you need to delete the old povo2.0 eSIM before activating the new 5G SA eSIM, or things get messy.
    30AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:27
    Re: #29
    Exactly that.
    It's not written in the instructions anywhere.
    You can delete it afterward too, but then it shows up under the new eSIM.
    If you'd renamed anything in your eSIM folder, it'll be totally confusing.
    31AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:46
    I use my povo SIM for calls,
    but I've got 5G data turned off, so this is wasted on me, right?
    32AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:50
    I only ever use povo when I'm in a bind.
    Also, I give my povo number out to people I'm not actually close with.
    33AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:07
    Doesn't really matter to someone like me who just buys a top-up once every six months to keep the line active.
    34AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:14
    Let's switch over while it's still free.
    36AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:53
    Checking the base station map, there isn't a single 5G SA-compatible base station anywhere near me.
    And the only compatible devices are ridiculously expensive high-end smartphones.
    Even if I wanted to use it, I don't have the environment for it.
    37AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:00
    KDDI only has about 40,000 SA-compatible 5G base stations nationwide right now.
    38AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:19
    My backup phone where I just buy a few-hundred-yen top-up every six months.
    40AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:13
    It's weird that the Google Pixel 10a specifically doesn't support 5G SA.
    UQ supports it, so it shouldn't be a hardware issue.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Business News+) thread: [Telecom] povo Finally Supports “5G SA” — No Extra Charge for Now.

  • Ano-chan Fractures Face in Two Places, Back on Set the Next Day — Face Swollen Like a Balloon, But ‘I’ve Got Guts!’

    Artist Ano has revealed that despite fracturing two bones in her face, she showed up the very next day to film Nippon TV’s “Ueda to Onna ga Hoeru Yoru” (Ueda and the Howling Women). On 5ch, while many praised her for “having guts,” others speculated about her puffy, swollen face and the oversized glasses she never normally wears, questioning the details of the motorcycle accident and whether plastic surgery was involved.

    Ano fractures face in two places → back on set the next day, face swollen like a balloon: “I’ve got guts!”

    Artist and TV personality Ano appeared as a guest on the Nippon TV variety show “Ueda to Onna ga Hoeru Yoru” (airing the 26th, 9:00 PM).

    Under the theme “Ditching work-life balance!? Career-obsessed women vs. rest-obsessed women,” she shared a jaw-dropping tale of professional grit that wouldn’t even let an injury slow her down.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    6AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:14
    She's really cute though. Hate to admit it, but she's cute.
    65AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:31
    Re: #6
    I'm 52 and I still like her.
    8AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:15
    She wasn't much to look at back in the day, but she's super cute now.
    14AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:17
    Kind of like updating your aero parts right after crashing your own car? (car-mod slang — implying a post-accident "upgrade," i.e. surgery)
    16AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:17
    Feels like she's turning into the next Shoko Nakagawa type.
    17AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:17
    Model change?
    Or just a minor facelift?
    18AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:17
    If she takes time off, some other talent will steal her spot.
    19AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:17
    Virgins be like: "Ano-chan is so cute."
    25AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:20
    Re: #19
    I don't think she's really the type virgins go for.
    20AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:18
    Even middle-aged guys can't handle self-harm scars, so…
    Mentally-unstable types (menhera) really do have guts.
    37AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:23
    Re: #20
    That's not guts, that's just being broken, lol
    22AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:18
    Taking time off work for a fracture is basically something only athletes do.
    23AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:18
    If she didn't have guts, she'd have ended up a streetwalker before ever making it big.
    24AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:19
    A motorcycle accident with a fracture but no road rash?
    Covering up getting punched, maybe?
    28AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:20
    Re: #24
    She was probably wearing an Arai helmet or something.
    26AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:20
    She's turning 30 next year — how much longer is she gonna keep up this character?
    30AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:20
    Despite attacks from Sarina's die-hard fans, she's still on TV as much as ever.
    32AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:21
    Well, let's just go with "it was an accident."
    35AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:21
    Won't say who, but she's got way more goodwill than someone who cancels work at the last second and takes time off.
    36AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:22
    She's still appearing on TV, sure, but I think her likability has dropped a lot.
    Outside her fanbase, her antis have only grown.
    Same goes for Sarina.

    Just like Jiro Sato or Ai Hashimoto — getting talked about at all just breeds more antis.
    45AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:24
    Re: #36
    She's not selling herself on likability, so that's irrelevant.
    I'm not even a fan, by the way.
    60AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:29
    Re: #36
    It's just people who already hated her bashing her.
    Like you.
    38AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:23
    Wow, all kinds of cover-up schemes going on, huh.
    39AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:23
    In a few months she'll probably have had her jaw shaved down and end up with a nice clean face line. (implying jaw-reduction surgery)
    40AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:23
    She's been really quiet since that whole incident.
    She's turned into a talent with no distinguishing features at all.
    41AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:23
    The fact that she got into a motorcycle accident in the first place says it all.
    42AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:23
    I thought this said "Anochanko" (misreading it as a different name) — confusing.
    46AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:25
    Fractured in an accident, really?
    That's just plastic-surgery recovery downtime.
    52AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:27
    Re: #46
    There's no benefit for Ano to hide it.
    50AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:26
    Face swelling, and suddenly wearing huge glasses when she never wears glasses normally — that's recovery downtime for sure, lol
    Not that I have any way of actually knowing anything about her.
    51AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:26
    Haven't seen much of her lately.
    Good thing too.
    55AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:28
    If she worked at my job she'd be the super annoying type 😗
    59AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:29
    Old-timers, the motorcycle accident was news years ago already.
    66AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:31
    Re: #59
    So you've known about Ano-chan for years, huh.
    71AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:33
    Re: #59
    You really know your stuff! Old man.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from excerpts of the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Entertainment] Ano-chan Fractures Face in Two Places, Back on Set the Next Day — Face Swollen Like a Balloon, But “I’ve Got Guts!”.”

  • Live-Action ‘Blue Lock’ Movie Tops ¥1 Billion at the Box Office, Sets Manga Live-Action Record in Taiwan Too

    The live-action film ‘Blue Lock’ has topped ¥1 billion in box office revenue just 19 days after release, with its theatrical run expanding to more than 30 countries and regions overseas, including Taiwan and the Philippines. On 5ch, harsh takes (“that’s low given how wide the release is,” “Tokyo Revengers earned more”) clashed with defenders pointing out that ¥1 billion looks solid compared to the disappointing runs of the Shohei Ohtani documentary and the WBC movie. Commenters also noted, more soberly, that Taiwan’s numbers are nowhere near Demon Slayer’s in scale.

    The live-action film ‘Blue Lock’ has broken ¥1 billion at the box office. With screenings now added in MX4D, 4DX, and Dolby Cinema formats, the film’s momentum keeps building.

    Since its release on August 7, the film has been met with a nonstop wave of praise from opening day: “After watching it, I keep wanting to watch it again and again,” “Couldn’t look away until the end — the hottest, most thrilling film of the summer,” and “I felt my eyes and chest well up watching something that respects the source material while still working as pure, overwhelming entertainment!”

    Following its August 12 openings in Taiwan and the Philippines, the film rolled out in Serbia and Montenegro on the 13th, Sweden on the 14th, and the Czech Republic on the 20th. In Taiwan, its 12-day box office (August 12–23) topped NT$8.39 million with over 28,000 admissions, making it the highest-grossing Japanese live-action manga adaptation released in Taiwan in the past decade. With more territories set to open in the coming weeks, the film continues expanding its international rollout alongside French sales agent Goodfellas/Round12, with releases currently planned in more than 30 countries and regions.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:38
    Looks like soccer fever is about to rise in Taiwan
    16AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:07
    Re: #2
    Baseball reigns supreme in Taiwan
    22AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:12
    Re: #2
    Taiwanese baseball's popularity tanked after match-fixing (yaocho) scandals hit — young people have been into basketball for like 30 years now
    3AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:40
    Is that all it is? No wonder pachinko's dying out so fast too
    8AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:49
    ¥1 billion in 19 days seems low for how wide the release is
    42AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:45
    Re: #8
    If it's hit ¥1 billion, it's cleared the bare minimum I'd say
    Looks like it could pull in a few hundred million more overseas too
    9AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:51
    This movie is less a soccer film and more a film full of handsome guys.

    That's why most of the audience is women.
    67AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:25
    Re: #9
    Including the anime, Blue Lock itself kind of feels aimed at fujoshi (female fans into BL-adjacent content)…
    12AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:58
    Hey, what about that Ohtani movie shown this summer with the special player cards included???

    Documentary unpacking baseball culture, "Homecoming" — admission bonus is player cards featuring Shohei Ohtani, Yoshinobu Yamamoto, and others [muffin★]
    https://hayabusa9.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/mnewsplus/1783320065/

    Cast
    Shohei Ohtani
    Yoshinobu Yamamoto
    Roki Sasaki
    Shota Imanaga
    Seiya Suzuki
    21AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:10
    Re: #12
    This live-action one didn't even chart, total flop
    Even though they had bonus goodies from day one lol
    49AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:53
    Re: #12
    Probably around ¥4 billion — that's about the ceiling you get from bonus perks and old Japanese baseball fans
    72AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:45
    Re: #12
    The 2023 WBC movie flopped too,
    and the Ohtani documentary on Disney+ flopped as well
    15AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:05
    NT$8.39 million

    That's only about ¥40 million in yen
    Demon Slayer made NT$800 million in Taiwan, so "highest-grossing manga live-action film ever" is a pretty shaky claim (drop the manga condition and films like Ring or One Cut of the Dead did better)
    Guess even pro-Japan Taiwan doesn't care about stuff like Kingdom lol
    18AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:07
    Re: #15
    Ah, this one's live-action huh
    Yeah, manga fans would steer clear of that
    54AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:06
    Re: #15
    Demon Slayer ranks among the all-time top films of any kind in Taiwan, so it's on a totally different level
    58AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:15
    Re: #15
    It's beaten Kingdom, the final Rurouni Kenshin film, and Tokyo Revengers, so it's doing alright I'd say
    19AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:08
    Reviews are stellar but they were dumb enough not to include any bonus goodies
    75AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:51
    Re: #19
    Wait, there were no bonuses?
    That's odd, they even put out a manga volume with the live-action cover art
    If they'd done bonuses like Windbreaker did, it might've pulled in a bit more
    23AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:12
    Same with Tokyo Revengers — Magazine live-action adaptations always seem to miss their moment and flop
    25AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:16
    Re: #23
    Tokyo Revengers made ¥4.5 billion and its sequel over ¥2 billion, but Blue Lock will be lucky to hit ¥1.5 billion, so whether it even gets a sequel is up in the air
    Compared to Blue Lock, Tokyo Revengers was a massive hit
    34AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:33
    Chiikawa made ¥990 million on opening day alone
    59AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:15
    Did they even recoup production costs lol
    With ¥1 billion it's iffy whether they've even cleared break-even lol
    Re: #34
    That mystery creature's numbers are insane right out of the gate lol
    I knew it had a lot of fans since you see people with the plush backpack charms and stuff, but still lol
    60AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:17
    Re: #59
    Looks like it'll hit around ¥1.3 billion and it can probably pick up a bit more overseas too, so it should be fine, no?
    43AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:48
    Would the anime version have hit ¥5 billion?
    46AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:52
    Re: #43
    The anime film came out at the peak of its popularity and made ¥1.8 billion
    Popularity's dropped a lot since then, so hitting ¥1 billion in live-action is actually kind of impressive lol
    44AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:51
    One-tenth of Chiikawa
    47AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:52
    Re: #44
    More like one-eleventh
    48AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:52
    Went to see something in IMAX and this trailer played — don't waste IMAX screen time on something like this
    51AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:59
    Re: #48
    Right? lol
    For the main audience of young women there's basically no demand for IMAX — the regular theaters were decently full, but the IMAX Dolby Atmos screenings were unbelievably empty
    They probably would've made more money just running it in regular theaters instead
    52AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:03
    How are the soccer gameplay scenes?
    Do the dribbling, passing, trapping, and shooting
    look natural enough that it doesn't feel off?
    56AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:09
    Re: #52
    There are nitpicks, like no way you're leaving several defenders in the dust with some flashy step-over move, but overall the soccer scenes are done way better than in the anime
    64AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:24
    Re: #56
    I haven't seen the manga or the anime — can I still enjoy it?
    71AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:44
    Re: #64
    I think you can enjoy it if you don't go in with sky-high expectations
    It's more fun than one of those cheesy idol romance movies anyway
    76AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:55
    Got crushed even by the 2023 WBC movie
    There was also a documentary following the Japan national soccer team during this World Cup, but that one
    probably didn't even crack tens of millions of yen at the box office
    How unpopular can you get
    78AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:58
    Re: #76
    The 2023 WBC movie
    actually lost at the box office to that same year's Blue Lock TV-series compilation film lol

    And the 2026 WBC movie Re: #12
    didn't even post box office numbers — total defeat to Blue Lock again lol lol lol

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geisoku Sokuho+) thread “Live-Action ‘Blue Lock’ Movie Tops ¥1 Billion at the Box Office! Doing Well in Taiwan Too, Overseas Release Expanding“.

  • China’s BYD to Take Kei EV Tech Global — 5ch: “Polished in Japan”? LOL

    Reports say BYD will repurpose the proprietary battery-pack technology used in its Japan-only kei EV, the “RACCO,” to develop compact EVs for overseas markets including Europe. On the thread, commenters poked fun at the article’s phrase “polished in Japan,” discussed the backdrop of growing U.S. interest in the kei-car format, and compared driving range with domestic Japanese models.

    China’s electric vehicle giant BYD will repurpose the technology from the kei-car EV it launched in Japan to develop compact EVs, to be sold worldwide including in Europe. By leveraging technology developed for Japan’s unique kei-car standard, the company aims to boost its global competitiveness.

    BYD launched the “RACCO,” a kei EV built from scratch exclusively for the Japanese market, in late July. The company has now decided to develop a compact EV using the proprietary battery pack called “X-PACK,” which debuted with the RACCO…(continues in the paid edition, 1,033 characters remaining)

    Nikkei, August 27, 2026, 5:00 AM

    Source: nikkei.com / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:28
    This is all on the Japanese automakers.

    The kei car segment has now caught the eye of none other than Trump.

    There's even a chance American-made kei-class cars could start coming in.

    This is what happens when Japanese car companies don't put in any effort.
    28AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:42
    Re: #2
    > The kei car segment has now caught the eye of none other than Trump

    It's because inequality in America has gotten so bad they need cheap cars for the people who've fallen out of the middle class.

    Don't go thinking it's because they're impressed by how great Japanese kei cars are.
    165AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:33
    Re: #2
    Kei cars are rolling coffins — they only sell in countries where life is cheap.
    9AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:32
    "Polished in Japan" lol
    They don't even have enough of a track record to have "polished" anything.
    77AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:55
    Re: #9
    Way to talk like it's been selling well in Japan all along.
    16AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:35
    Wasn't it former Nissan people driving this?
    Same losing pattern as with consumer electronics.
    100AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:04
    Re: #16
    I thought Nissan's kei cars were actually built by Mitsubishi.
    178AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:37
    Re: #16
    I heard it was basically already finished by the time he joined.
    23AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:39
    I am absolutely buying one.
    Making my declaration right here.
    37AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:45
    Better to wait until Suzuki's e-Sky comes out.
    193AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:42
    Re: #37
    With that old-fashioned interior and basically no features, it doesn't stand a chance (lol)

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XnIKNvbAZJI&pp=ygUEZXNreQ%3D%3D
    42AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:46
    Cars are turning into electronic devices now.
    They'll meet the same fate [as Japanese electronics did].
    Japan clings to old technology way too much.
    54AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:50
    Re: #42
    Even as cars become electronic devices, the body and chassis still show the gap in traditional engineering.

    At the very least, with Suzuki's kei EV the body and suspension won't get rattly even after 15 years.
    75AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:55
    Suzuki's e-Sky is rated at 310km of range, but rumor has it that in reality it only goes 250km.
    The Nissan Sakura doesn't hit its rated range either.
    Meanwhile the RACCO is rated at 320km, but a motoring journalist's measurements found it actually goes over 320km even with the AC running.
    Fraudulent Japanese makers who fudge their rated figures should learn from BYD, which doesn't deceive consumers.
    86AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:58
    Re: #75
    Not trying to defend them, but that's not just a Japanese-car thing — it's the testing standard itself that's like that.
    97AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:00
    Re: #75
    Why are you posting something so obvious like it's some big flex?
    174AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:35
    The RACCO has a roomy interior and it's cheap — it could probably sell as-is, but making it a bit bigger and safer would help.

    Re: #75
    I hang out on the car board, and honestly the RACCO is pretty well made.
    Its range probably comes down to BYD's experience and know-how as an EV maker.
    138AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:18
    Americans are pretty rational, so if Trump tells poor people to drive kei cars,
    people who actually try one might realize how good they are and sales could explode, right?
    In fact, even old used kei trucks are already selling like crazy over there.
    141AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:21
    Re: #138
    If you get in an accident with a Ford F-150, America's best-selling vehicle,
    you could get seriously hurt — isn't that the kind of safety concern that would keep people from choosing one?
    147AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:24
    Re: #141
    The crash-test facility for these only opened last year, so

    145AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:24

    156AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:30
    Unless Japan stops letting liberal-arts types dominate and sidelining STEM people, it's going to lose to China across every field.
    169AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:34
    Re: #156
    If Japan's STEM people are really that great, why not just ignore the liberal-arts crowd, band together, and go compete with the world on STEM alone?
    Why not do it?
    191AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:41
    Re: #156
    It's STEM-background executives being so incompetent that got us into this situation in the first place.
    175AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:35
    Isn't this the one with the battery in some crazy spot?
    If you drive into a flooded area, that'll be the end of it.
    181AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:38
    Re: #175
    Molded into the floor as one piece, right? If the battery ever needs replacing, it'd probably be cheaper to just buy a whole new car.
    192AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:41
    Re: #175
    "Buy cheap, lose money" — wrong.
    "Buy cheap, lose your life" — correct.
    199AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:44
    Don't underestimate this, but.

    Quite a few old-timers.
    "Ford, the Neon, cheap coupes are landing here!!"

    How it turned out.
    You should know. It.

    Such. A fuss they made.
    "Japan will be crushed by American cars!!!"

    The result was a disaster.
    Ford later. Pulled out. Of Japan.
    203AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:45
    Re: #199
    That was Chrysler, not Ford, though.
    213AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:49
    Re: #199
    Ford → Hyundai → BYD, and so on..

    *This article is compiled as excerpts and a summary from the 5ch (Breaking News+) thread “[BYD] Kei EV “RACCO” Tech Goes Global — Space-Saving Performance “Polished in Japan”.”

  • Fuji TV’s New Dramas Spark Backlash — Nothing But Old-Timer Actors and Remakes

    Fuji TV’s new drama lineup has drawn fire on 5ch (a major Japanese anonymous forum), with users saying the network has “completely run out of ideas.” Its reliance on recycled veteran actors, remakes, and reruns of old dramas came under attack, and the discussion widened into a broader gripe about the aging lineups and lack of fresh content across Japan’s commercial broadcasters.

    1AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:59
    They've totally run out of ideas…
    7AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:03
    Comedians headlining dramas is becoming the norm too, huh
    16AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:07
    Re: #7
    That Jumbo drama was insanely boring
    27AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:15
    Re: #7
    That's literally what Sanma Akashiya and Masatoshi Hamada used to do
    11AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:04
    Honestly they should just air reruns, Mezamashi TV, Chiikawa, and Demon Slayer and call it a day
    15AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:07
    Re: #11
    At least keep Kamiusa Rope, the segment inside Mezamashi TV
    I actually like that more than Chiikawa
    Don't need that blue Elmo knockoff, "Puppet Sunsun"
    12AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:05
    Geriatric producers using geriatric actors to please geriatric viewers

    Very Japan, love it
    13AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:05
    Re: #12
    The young, talented staff are probably all getting poached elsewhere
    23AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:11
    Re: #12
    Is it different overseas?
    17AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:08
    Hollywood's doing the exact same thing
    29AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:16
    Re: #17
    Yeah, like Wolverine, Superman, Star Wars, all of it
    22AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:11
    Wasn't "America Cross-Country Ultra Quiz" a Nippon TV show?
    63AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:36
    Re: #22
    If the yen keeps tanking and overseas trips become out of reach, maybe reviving it would actually be worth it…
    24AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:13
    Is there any actor who could get away with playing a second-generation Furuhata Ninzaburo?
    25AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:13
    Re: #24
    Someone like Kimutaku (Takuya Kimura), maybe
    31AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:20
    Re: #27
    Back then you had to be that big a star just to headline a drama
    Nowadays anyone gets to star in one
    32AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:21
    Feels like a "Yamato Nadeshiko" remake is coming
    34AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:22
    Re: #32
    Feel sorry for whoever gets stuck playing Mr. Higashi-Jujo
    40AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:25
    Not just Fuji TV (mockingly nicknamed "Uji," meaning maggot), but home-shopping ads are taking over commercial breaks everywhere
    Sponsors are fleeing faster and faster
    44AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:27
    Re: #40
    Turned on the TV the other day thinking it was a travel show, and then a number like "0128-whatever" popped up and they were straight up selling tour packages, lol
    90AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:52
    Re: #40
    Also feels like there's a ton of insurance, nursing home, and funeral home ads
    54AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:30
    They should just bring back that Kimutaku lawyer drama
    Either Takako Matsu or Keiko Kitagawa could probably still be booked, right?
    57AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:30
    Re: #54
    Her character was actually the lawyer's enemy though
    58AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:33
    But Tanihara's in his 50s and still ridiculously good-looking, no?
    64AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:36
    Re: #58
    Actors who were big back in that era all kept their looks
    Guys like Eguchi and Kubozuka
    Aging gracefully
    66AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:37
    Re: #58
    Takenouchi's still handsome too
    So is Katsunori Takahashi
    68AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:38
    Re: #58
    Has that Fuju Kamio kind of face
    69AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:39
    Fuji's literally running ads telling people to go watch old dramas on FOD (their streaming service)
    70AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:40
    "A Liter of Tears" was one of those trendy cell-phone novels from back then, the kind people read for the vibe even if the writing was amateurish
    Isn't it a bit much to revisit that now?
    82AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:49
    Re: #70
    "A Liter of Tears" is based on an actual illness memoir
    I don't get the point of turning that into some trendy drama
    83AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:49
    What happened to "Legal High"?
    86AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:51
    Re: #83
    Great timing
    It started streaming on FOD just last night
    84AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:49
    I just want to watch "Furuhata Ninzaburo"
    87AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:51
    Re: #84
    Can't happen, he passed away
    96AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:54
    Let's be honest, everyone here is just an old man who thinks he's still young
    101AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:56
    Re: #96
    Yo! Old man!
    98AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:55
    Casting Furuhata Ninzaburo would be hard enough, but finding someone for Imaizumi seems surprisingly tough too
    102AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:57
    Re: #98
    For a similar vibe, Enken (Kenji Endo's nickname) would work fine
    110AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:03
    Anime and games are the same way honestly
    112AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:05
    Re: #110
    The second people say "new content lately is boring," they respond like it's some desperate act with a flood of rehashes
    Everyone's thinking is just so childish

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Sad News] Fuji TV Keeps Digging Up Corpses From the Graveyard.”

  • Prince Harry and Meghan Return to the UK, Kids to Attend Local School — 5ch: “Must Be Nice to Have Somewhere to Go Back To”

    It’s been reported that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are making a full return to the UK, basing themselves at a private residence in England. Prince Archie and Princess Lilibet are reportedly set to attend school locally. On 5ch, reactions were harsh, with users pointing to the couple’s hefty legal fees, their rift with the royal family, and the British public’s cold gaze, saying things like “must be nice to have somewhere to go back to.”

    Prince Harry and Meghan Markle return to the UK — reportedly to be based out of a private residence in England going forward — Prince Archie and Princess Lilibet set to attend school in the UK

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    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:01
    Is this guy even part of the royal family?
    4AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:03
    So they're coming back to the country after all lolololol
    He's basically like Nakata from the comedy duo Oriental Radio lolololol (a Japanese celebrity known for leaving the country to "find himself" abroad, only to come back)
    32AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:37
    Re: #4
    Thought the exact same thing
    Guess it means these two are on the same level as that guy
    6AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:04
    They're absolutely hated by the British public
    Can they even manage living there?
    11AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:13
    Oh, it's not "Meegan"?
    31AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:36
    Re: #11
    It's a pronunciation difference
    Japan: Mē-gan
    UK: Meg-an
    US: Mee-gaan
    13AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:14
    Doesn't want to do tedious royal duties
    Doesn't want to play second fiddle to his brother's family, the future king
    But also doesn't want to lose the respect of being treated as a prince and his wife
    What a pain these two are
    25AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:34
    Even someone like me who doesn't know the details can see it looks like the situation in Re: #13
    Is that mainly Meghan being like that?
    Or was Harry already like that to begin with?
    15AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:21
    These two aren't even a prince or a duchess anymore, are they?
    Didn't they step back from the royal family?
    100AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:13
    Re: #15
    No, they kept their titles, but they did step back from royal duties.
    17AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:23
    Henry cast Megante (a pun on "Meghan" and the Dragon Quest self-sacrifice spell "Megante") — text garbled in the original post
    40AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:46
    Re: #17
    My eyes deceived me there (a slip of the eye, misread it)
    20AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:29
    They lost every lawsuit they filed, and legal fees reportedly hit something like 7.5 billion yen according to the TV show Miyaneya
    55AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:53
    Re: #20
    Lol ("kusa"/grass — Japanese net slang for LOL)
    Such a waste of money
    36AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:41
    Basically all of Meghan's celebrity business ventures have flopped
    Factor in their security costs and they'll probably be broke in just a few years
    85AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:07
    Guess they can't survive in America's fair, competitive society, huh lol.
    90AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:08
    Re: #85
    It's not exactly fair though.
    Even elite universities have admission slots reserved for rich families.
    92AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:09
    It's only because the royal family is too soft that it's giving them somewhere to come back to
    Pull a stunt like that and normally you'd get exiled for good
    104AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:14
    Re: #92
    Say what you will, but Charles clearly still dotes on his son
    No telling what happens once William takes the throne though

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Entertainment & Sports News+) thread “[Overseas] Prince Harry and Meghan Markle return to the UK — to be based at a private residence in England going forward — Prince Archie and Princess Lilibet to attend school in the UK…