Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Shizuoka City to Lose ¥2.7 Billion from Consumption Tax Cut — Mayor Demands Government Compensation, as Local Governments Nationwide Face ¥1.6 Trillion Annual Shortfall

    At a press conference on the 21st, Shizuoka Mayor Takashi Namba revealed that the consumption tax cut on food would shrink local tax grants by ¥2.7 billion a year, and called on the national government to provide compensation. The government plans to cut the consumption tax rate on food from 8% to 1% for two years starting next April, with local governments nationwide expected to lose roughly ¥1.6 trillion a year in revenue. On 5ch, comments clashed between those questioning civil servants’ pay and how local assembly members spend their budgets, and those questioning the funding debate itself.

    Regarding the consumption tax cut on food, Shizuoka Mayor Takashi Namba called on the national government at his regular press conference on the 21st to take compensatory measures so that grants to local governments aren’t reduced.

    Shizuoka Mayor Takashi Namba: “The impact of the cut, in Shizuoka’s case, comes to ¥2.7 billion in local consumption tax grants. Without an alternative funding source, this would end up affecting things like social security, so we’d like the national government to put compensatory measures in place.”

    As part of its response to rising prices, the government plans to cut the consumption tax rate on food from the current 8% to 1% for two years starting April 1 next year, but local governments are expected to lose roughly ¥1.6 trillion a year in revenue, and calls are growing for securing alternative funding.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:05
    Re: #1
    The real question is how much they're actually raking in.
    194AnonymousAug 21, 2026 22:39
    Re: #4
    It's basically all civil servant salaries.
    Nothing costs more than personnel expenses.
    6AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:05
    Re: #1
    Ever consider that the tax cut might boost spending and actually raise revenue?
    19AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:09
    Re: #6
    You gonna eat three times as much every day? lolol
    8AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:07
    Won't this ultimately just mean higher insurance premiums and city taxes for residents?
    205AnonymousAug 21, 2026 22:58
    Re: #8
    That's really the only option left.
    Or they cut various support programs —
    child medical subsidies, free childcare support centers, that kind of thing.
    11AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:08
    Which prefecture was it that whined about blocking the maglev line and ended up burning through even more budget? (a jab at Shizuoka's own holdup of the Linear Chuo Shinkansen project)
    20AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:09
    Why not just raise taxes in Shizuoka City specifically?
    They've got resident tax and the like, so it should be doable, right?
    31AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:13
    Re: #20
    They could just declare "Public services will collapse!" and hike resident tax for two years to cover it — whether they'd win public support is another story.
    27AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:11
    Sending local assembly members on lavish overseas junkets,
    handing civil servants cushy post-retirement jobs (amakudari)…

    Local governments clearly have money to spare.
    58AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:19
    Re: #27
    Then why are Kumamoto's disaster victims still sleeping on gym floors?
    60AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:20
    Re: #58
    Because Kumamoto's local assembly members and civil servants
    won't spend tax money
    on the people who actually need it.
    74AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:27
    Re: #58 Volunteers desperately needed
    33AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:13
    Just cut ¥2.7 billion in waste — problem solved.
    43AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:15
    Re: #33
    Cut city officials' pay by ¥300,000 a year and there'd be plenty of slack.
    Cut the assembly members' and mayor's pay too and you could shrink it even further.
    35AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:13
    Re: #1
    This lousy administration acts like tax revenue is just owed to them.
    202AnonymousAug 21, 2026 22:54
    Re: #35
    I mean, tax revenue flowing to the government is kind of the whole point?
    38AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:14
    Like in Europe, local assembly members should just be volunteers.

    And civil servant paperwork could be handled by AI.
    80AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:29
    Re: #38
    That would mean only people with outside income could afford to be assembly members.
    Also, it'd make it easier for them to funnel favors for personal gain.
    40AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:14
    Re: #1
    If you love the funding debate so much, just roll back the corporate tax cuts that came with every consumption tax hike, and scrap the export refunds too (i.e., abolish the consumption tax).

    And they're already raking it in thanks to the weak yen.

    Guess you can't say that when you're a lapdog of Keidanren (the big-business federation)…

    By the way:
    🐨 Tax cuts don't need a funding source
    🐼 The only "funding source" is government bonds
    🐻 Taxes were never a funding source to begin with

    https://up.gc-img.ne…Tvfyj_ONLQh_207.jpeg

    ● Over ¥600 trillion in tax breaks for big corporations and the wealthy

    ● ¥12 trillion a year in refunds to exporting companies

    ● ¥27 trillion a year on civil servant salaries
    45AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:16
    Maybe it's because it has fewer companies than Hamamatsu, but Shizuoka City really has no financial cushion.
    59AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:19
    Re: #45
    Well yeah, the population drain just won't stop.
    47AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:18
    Meanwhile the assembly delegation is off on an overseas trip on the taxpayer's dime.
    54AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:18
    Re: #47
    Local governments really do have money to burn.
    65AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:24
    40% of consumption tax revenue funds local governments.
    It was obvious from the start that localities would take a devastating hit.
    There's no way the powers that be who ordered this tax cut didn't know that.
    67AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:25
    Re: #65
    They're already working on it — all that's left is hashing out how to fund the compensation.
    79AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:29
    Re: #65
    The opposition has never actually had to run the country, so they can irresponsibly demand a flat 5% or 8% rate.
    73AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:27
    This is pure vested-interest behavior at this point.
    "Our cut is shrinking, so compensate us" —
    what nerve!
    78AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:28
    Re: #73
    They're living off citizens' tax money and still have the gall to complain!
    83AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:30
    I think it's absurd that local civil servants' pay is higher than, or even on par with, national civil servants'.
    Local civil servant salaries should be cut.
    90AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:32
    Re: #83
    Because if you cut it, you won't attract young people.
    Just make up the shortfall from the Employment Ice Age generation (Japan's generation who struggled to find jobs after the 1990s–2000s recession).
    91AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:32
    If they raise taxes again, they should hand that increase straight back to the national government.
    101AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:34
    Re: #91
    Of course once the two years are up and the rate reverts, the compensation will obviously vanish too.
    115AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:41
    Re: #80
    I don't know which country you mean, but how do places where assembly members work for low pay or as volunteers even function?
    132AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:49
    Re: #115
    If you think the UK is doing a good job of it, fine, go with that.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Breaking News+) thread “Shizuoka City to Lose ¥2.7 Billion from Consumption Tax Cut — Mayor Demands Compensation Measures from Government; Local Governments Facing ¥1.6 Trillion Annual Shortfall, Calls Grow for Alternative Funding”.

  • Message Board ‘Edge’ Set to Shut Down in 10 Hours — Some on 5ch’s NanG Board Say ‘Serves Them Right’

    A notice that the anonymous message board “Edge” will shut down in 10 hours has been circulating, sparking discussion on 5ch’s NanG board (“Nanidemo Jikkyō G,” a sports/live-discussion board). Reactions ranged from jabs at users who defected to Edge during a past board-split controversy, to questions about the board’s management and its ID-display system.

    Notice from the Edge administrator on what happens next

    Source: ligshtshot.site / Original article here

    9AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:28
    Ohh man…
    Edge helped me out with a lot of stuff, gonna miss it.
    11AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:29
    Thanks for everything, admin 😢
    12AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:29
    It was a good containment board (a place to dump the problem posters) — feels like NanG's about to get messy again.
    15AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:29
    Thought it was a troll post, but it's real.
    Startled me for a second, but well, can't be helped.
    17AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:29
    Kenmo (another 5ch board) works fine for me
    never went to Edge once the whole time.
    21AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:30
    Wonder what face those guys are gonna make crawling back to NanG.
    23AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:30
    They kept posting those shady stealth-marketing replies steering people over there, the whole time.
    25AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:30
    Shutting down right as China cracks down harder on VPNs for overseas access and Edge becomes totally unreachable from the mainland…? Suspicious timing.
    30AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:31
    They'd occasionally come shill it over here — guess they were desperate.
    35AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:32
    Isn't this thread just some guy who got banned on Edge starting it out of spite?
    39AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:32
    Edge people, get out of NanG.
    41AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:32
    Please don't come crawling back.
    Go to Open2ch instead, pretty please.
    42AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:33
    Hang in there a little longer
    please don't unleash the baseball-thread "named" regulars and the affiliate-blog scum
    back onto the world.
    44AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:33
    Can't we divert the refugees somewhere else so they don't end up here?
    46AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:33
    They're not really coming back here anyway.
    It's fine, it's fine.
    47AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:33
    I'm stuck — can't get verified on Edge over a mobile connection.
    51AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:34
    Re: #1
    Isn't this just a troll post…?
    I'm holding my head in my hands.
    52AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:34
    What face are the ones who fled gonna make when they come crawling back? 🤪
    55AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:35
    To begin with, Edge's thread-creation ID feature didn't change for an entire week — which basically meant everyone's Wachoi (partial-IP ID tag) was exposed the whole time.
    That's not an anonymous board.
    Of course a place like that was bound to collapse.
    56AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:35
    They were acting so full of themselves just a little while ago, why did it come to this 😢
    58AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:35
    What even are Edge and Talk in the first place?
    I heard bits about someone called Tarako getting pushed out or something.
    59AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:35
    If it means NanG gets livelier, that's fine by me.
    We're generous, so we welcome them.
    60AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:35
    It was creepy how the Edge admin just quietly let stuff get reposted to Kinisoku and other affiliate-aggregator blogs.
    Wonder how much they were getting paid.
    61AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:36
    Why don't they just go to whichever NanJ board isn't being used these days.
    64AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:36
    LMAOOOO wwwwwwwwwwww
    66AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:37
    When did the split even happen? Can't remember.
    67AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:37
    Edge people should just go recycle NanJ instead.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (NanG) thread “[Breaking] Message Board Edge Set to Shut Down in 10 Hours WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.”

  • Justice Ministry Pulls Tie-In Poster With Netflix’s “Ravu Jōtō” After Backlash on Social Media

    Japan’s Ministry of Justice announced it is scrapping a tie-up poster campaign with Netflix’s romance reality show “Ravu Jōtō” (“Bring It On, Love”) after the collaboration drew a wave of criticism. On 5ch, users voiced discomfort at a government agency’s public messaging being tied to a show themed around rehabilitation, along with questions about how the campaign was ever approved in the first place.

    Published 8/21 (Fri) 5:00 PM

    FNN Prime Online (Fuji TV Group)

    The Ministry of Justice announced that it is ending its tie-up with a poster campaign for Netflix’s romance reality show “Ravu Jōtō,” citing a wave of public criticism among other factors.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousAug 21, 2026 18:11
    Actors are playing the roles here — so are there even any actual victims?
    5AnonymousAug 21, 2026 18:12
    Money down the drain, seriously.
    Public servants really are a bunch of clueless morons.
    87AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:03
    Re: #5
    Mission accomplished — they got to funnel public money to their buddies, that was the whole point.
    6AnonymousAug 21, 2026 18:12
    They didn't even need a tie-up — prisons are already packed with criminals.
    Should've just used death row inmates. Those guys definitely aren't reoffending, right?
    7AnonymousAug 21, 2026 18:13
    Not to channel Ryo-san from 'Kochikame,' but this is the whole issue — why do people who did bad things and then "rehabilitated" get put on a pedestal over people who just lived honestly the whole time?
    No matter how much you rehabilitate, the people you once hurt never actually forgive you.
    187AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:57
    Re: #7
    Is this it?
    191AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:02
    Re: #187
    Hard to argue with that. Classic Ryo-san.
    8AnonymousAug 21, 2026 18:13
    Then go ahead and protect the human rights of people who never even got prosecuted too, huh?
    15AnonymousAug 21, 2026 18:15
    So this is MEGUMI's pet project — you know, the one who sat down for a chat with the Prime Minister—
    21AnonymousAug 21, 2026 18:20
    Re: #15
    Wow, what a convenient little connection.
    24AnonymousAug 21, 2026 18:22
    Honestly I think it's a cool, well-made poster.
    31AnonymousAug 21, 2026 18:27
    Re: #24
    What's "Rehabilitation, Bring It On" even supposed to mean lol.
    Is the finale gonna have them slick their hair into a side part, put on black-rimmed glasses and a suit, and do a full dogeza apology to their victims?
    161AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:23
    Re: #24
    They clearly haven't reflected on a single thing…
    183AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:51
    Re: #24
    That camera angle is gross too — like we're crawling on the ground looking up at them from their feet.

    That's literally a dogeza (groveling-apology) point of view.
    30AnonymousAug 21, 2026 18:27
    https://contents.oricon.co.jp/upimg/news/2474000/2473930/20260810_204349_p_o_99347012.jpg
    lol
    Can't believe this tie-up campaign actually got approved inside a government ministry.
    162AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:24
    Re: #30
    Which one's Gomaki's (idol Maki Goto's) nephew?
    45AnonymousAug 21, 2026 18:34
    Obviously — but what kind of nerve does it take to leave the victims out of the picture entirely?
    90AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:06
    Re: #45
    The "elites" be like: "Well, it didn't personally bother me, so…"
    73AnonymousAug 21, 2026 18:48
    If it's gonna be a reality show, I'd rather watch past bullying victims get revenge on the bullies who are living it up now.

    Watch them lose their jobs, their status, get their engagements called off — basically watch their lives fall apart, right there in everyone's living room.
    It'd double as moral education for kids today too.
    81AnonymousAug 21, 2026 18:54
    Re: #73
    That wouldn't be realistic at all, and it wouldn't be exciting either.
    If you're gonna do it, it'd be way more realistic — and more entertaining — to watch a cocky former bullying victim get beaten right back down.
    107AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:25
    The Justice Ministry… must be full of sheltered rich-kid types who have no clue about the real world.
    110AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:29
    Re: #107
    Probably never experienced a shred of violence in their lives either.
    108AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:26
    Maybe the Justice Ministry should rehabilitate itself first.
    143AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:00
    Re: #108
    And of course, zero accountability for flushing a huge pile of tax money down the drain!
    121AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:39
    The Justice Ministry stepping right on a landmine it could clearly see.
    It was a landmine, so of course it went off.

    Why'd you step on it in the first place?
    127AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:45
    Re: #121
    Probably because they think it's the weak one's own fault for being weak.
    122AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:40
    Turns out some shady types were feasting on tax money — busted.
    Seriously, who in the government came up with this plan lol
    130AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:48
    Well done, Justice Ministry.
    It's rare for a rigid government agency to actually reverse a decision — that's a nice upside of this SNS-driven democratization.

    That said, whoever at the Ministry first greenlit the collab with 'Ravu Jōtō' bears heavy responsibility.
    Discipline that staffer properly and make sure it hits their performance review hard.
    Don't you dare spend tax money cozying up to criminals, whoever planned this!
    144AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:01
    I want whoever at the Justice Ministry spearheaded this collab to show their face and explain themselves.
    171AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:31
    A troublemaker does one good deed on a whim → "See, deep down So-and-so's actually a good person."
    A normally serious person happens to forget an event and skips it → "See, deep down So-and-so's actually got a dark side."

    It's just not fair, honestly.
    177AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:39
    Re: #171
    That's the gain-loss effect, isn't it.
    175AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:37
    "He's so loyal and warm-hearted to his own people!" — yeah, that's just an echo chamber talking.
    182AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:48
    Re: #175
    Even Pol Pot was apparently kind to his own family.
    Humans are social animals, so being nice to the people close to you is just baseline stuff — practically on the level of eating and sleeping.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Breaking News+) thread “[Justice Ministry] “Ravu Jōtō” Tie-In Poster Cancelled — “This Is Not a Denial of the Cast or Their Rehabilitation Efforts” — Criticism Mounts on Social Media.”

  • Uemura Aarie’s Time as Leader Praised for Its Good Vibes — 5ch: ‘A Gal Who’s Kind Even to Introverts’

    A thread looking back on the atmosphere in Morning Musume during Uemura Aarie’s time as leader has appeared on 5ch’s Hello! Project board. Some say it was a much-needed period of recovery from the tense mood of the original-member era, while others argue she wasn’t really suited to being leader — opinions are split on what the group’s vibe was really like back then.

    1AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:27
    Eba (nickname for a member) got treated pretty carelessly at times
    2AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:29
    It was exactly the breathing room the group needed to get away from all that tension.
    3AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:30
    I guess Tomoko really was scary after all, huh?
    44AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:21
    Re: #3
    Not really — it's just that the group barely had any activities because it overlapped with the COVID pandemic.
    4AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:30
    A lot of credit for creating that good atmosphere goes to Aarie's efforts.
    13AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:38
    The vibe was great — but there wasn't really a mindset of trying to improve their skills.
    32AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:08
    Re: #13
    That's not true. Back then they were given tons of freedom to improvise, and sure, some of it fell flat, but that experience is exactly what led to where they are now. Has Hello! Project ever let members run that free before?
    14AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:38
    I get they want people to buy her photobook, but lately Uemura and her fans seem way too eager to cozy up to Juice=Juice, and it's kind of off-putting.
    22AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:46
    Re: #14
    Uemura fans are always in 'Ookami' (the Morning Musume fan board on 5ch), no matter what.
    17AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:39
    Uemura and Ishiyama holding hands at the fireworks show

    27AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:51
    30AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:00
    I never disliked Aarie, but I don't think she was cut out to be leader. Credit to her for trying hard, though.
    34AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:10
    Re: #30
    Can't really blame her — she didn't even want to be leader in the first place.
    38AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:13
    I remember Tako being super attached to her.
    46AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:22
    Re: #38
    Your memory's fading way too fast, lol.
    42AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:19
    The bond between 'Mama Uemura' and baby Endo
    https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1766016490204286976/pu/vid/avc1/1280×720/orYS97ghwTrDvXPD.mp4
    73AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:53
    Re: #42
    No wonder Uemura Hazumi looks like her daughter.
    43AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:20
    45AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:22
    Every current member is basically a 'Uemura child,' devout followers of the Church of Uemura — though she never actually tries to recruit anyone, lol.
    52AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:29
    Re: #45
    By 'recruit,' you mean she chimes in on other groups like 'well, Uemura would've done it this way'?
    51AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:27
    Apparently Aarie had already decided to graduate by the time she became leader, and she'd told everyone, including the OGs, from the start.
    53AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:29
    Re: #51
    Makes you wonder if she wanted to quit even sooner if it weren't for the Takagi thing. Still, props to her for seeing it through as leader even though she hated every second of it.
    58AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:33
    Karin: 'Aarie's a gal who's kind even to introverts'
    61AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:36
    Re: #58
    Coming from an introvert herself, that carries some weight.
    72AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:53
    Kanazawa never blames people for messing up, and Uemura's carried that on. There's zero of that 'pile-on' culture you saw in Morning Musume or Berryz Koubou during the original-member era.
    79AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:02
    Re: #72
    Though on the flip side, nobody calls out Manakan even when she keeps blanking on the unison lyrics.
    90AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:09
    Antis just can't help running their mouths even when they don't know a thing, lol.
    93AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:11
    Re: #90
    You're the ones bashing the original members here.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “Still, the vibe was good during Uemura Aarie’s time as leader too”.

  • Can’t tell the difference between okonomiyaki sauce and takoyaki sauce — 5ch: “They’re both just brown”

    A debate broke out on the Nandemo Jikkyo G board over the difference between okonomiyaki sauce and takoyaki sauce. When the poster explained to a friend in Tokyo that “they’re totally different things,” the friend wouldn’t budge — “they’re both just sauce,” “they’re both brown” — and the thread spiraled into opinions on Gindaco (a major takoyaki chain) and the lineage of sauce makers like Ikari Sauce, Otafuku Sauce, and Bulldog Sauce.

    1AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:46
    Me: "Okonomiyaki sauce and takoyaki sauce are totally different things."
    Tokyoite: "Isn't it all just sauce?"
    Me: "…"
    3AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:46
    Gindaco sucks.
    Real Osaka takoyaki is where it's at.
    4AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:47
    Re: #3
    Why do Osaka people hate Gindaco so much?
    7AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:48
    Re: #3
    What's "real" even mean? The mushy ones that look like balls?
    10AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:49
    Re: #3
    You're seriously eating that soggy, gross takoyaki? Are you out of your mind? 🤣
    8AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:48
    Tokyoite: "Worcestershire sauce and chuunou sauce (Japan's medium-thick sauce) are the same too, right?"
    11AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:49
    Re: #8
    No way they're the same lol. These guys really do have dumb taste buds.
    12AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:49
    So what's actually different, specifically?
    Don't dodge with vague stuff like "richness" or "aroma" — talk ingredients.
    15AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:50
    Re: #12
    Tokyoite: "They're the same color though."
    14AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:50
    Not the "nation's kitchen" — more like the nation's dumb palate 🥹 (a jab at Osaka's old nickname, "the nation's kitchen")
    23AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:52
    Re: #14
    Says the guy who can't even tell sauces apart by taste.
    16AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:50
    Honestly, isn't chuunou sauce good enough for everything?
    45AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:03
    Re: #16
    That's basically the answer to every sauce dish.
    18AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:50
    Re: #3
    You seem like the type who'd like La Muu (a discount supermarket chain).
    25AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:53
    Re: #18
    At least La Muu beats choosing Gindaco.
    108AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:51
    Re: #25
    La Muu is dangerous, let's set that aside for now.
    31AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:56
    Kanto person: "Kansai-style okonomiyaki beats Hiroshima-style."

    Kansai person: "Can't argue with that."
    34AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:57
    Re: #31
    Kanto person: "Modan-yaki (okonomiyaki with fried noodles mixed in) is the best of all."
    37AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:58
    Re: #31 (as imagined by a Kansai person): "Kanto person: 'Modan-yaki is the best of all.'"

    This is reality.
    39AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:00
    Gindaco genuinely isn't that tasty though.
    Wish the Gindaco faithful would quit being jealous of Osaka.
    41AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:02
    Re: #39
    Just stirring up conflict to bump the thread. Pathetic.
    44AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:03
    Re: #39
    It's fried octopus, that's why.
    49AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:07
    Re: #39
    Gindaco actually sells more though, just saying.
    51AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:09
    When you think Osaka sauce maker, it's Ikari Sauce.

    When you think Tokyo sauce maker, it's Bulldog Sauce.

    By the way, Osaka's Ikari Sauce is actually a subsidiary of Tokyo's Bulldog Sauce.
    52AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:11
    Re: #51
    It's Otafuku Sauce, actually.
    59AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:16
    Feels like takoyaki sauce is the sweeter one.
    Wild that mixing it with ketchup basically makes demi-glace.
    124AnonymousAug 21, 2026 22:18
    Re: #59
    Takoyaki sauce is spicier though.
    62AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:17
    Me: "Okonomiyaki sauce and takoyaki sauce are totally different things."

    Tokyoite: "Wait, aren't they the same sauce?"

    Me: "Not even close. Okonomiyaki sauce is sweet and thick, takoyaki sauce is thinner with more of a dashi flavor."

    Tokyoite: "But they're both brown."

    Me: "That's not the point."

    Tokyoite: "Yakisoba sauce is the same too, right?"

    Me: "……"

    The world of konamon (Osaka's flour-based food culture) runs deeper than I thought.
    64AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:19
    Re: #62
    Drop the puppet-show dialogue and just show us the real sauce.
    66AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:20
    Bulldog Sauce is for tonkatsu and stuff.
    Otafuku Sauce is for okonomiyaki and takoyaki.
    What even is Ikari Sauce, never heard of it.
    73AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:26
    Me, an Osakan, spends a good hour explaining the sauce difference to a Tokyoite.
    76AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:27
    Re: #73
    Ugh, not funny.
    78AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:28
    Re: #73
    They're all just vegetable-simmered sauces anyway, right?
    85AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:32
    Tokyoite: "I'm confident I wouldn't even notice if you served me okonomiyaki with takoyaki sauce on it."
    90AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:34
    Re: #85
    You probably wouldn't notice if it was soy sauce either.
    89AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:34
    Tokyoite: "Okay then, close your eyes and guess the sauce."

    Osakan: "……Takoyaki sauce."

    Tokyoite: "How do you even know?"

    Osakan: "Because I eat it every day."

    Tokyoite: "To me it all just looks like sauce."

    Osakan: "It's not about how it looks, it's about the taste."
    91AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:35
    Re: #89
    Like a Kansai person would even understand "taste" lol.
    103AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:45



    123AnonymousAug 21, 2026 22:13
    Re: #103
    What manga is this from?

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Mystery] Tokyoites can’t tell takoyaki sauce from okonomiyaki sauce.”

  • Big-Eater Character ‘Hungry Tiger’ Declares on 5ch: ‘I’ll Devour Everything!’

    On 5ch’s Newsspeed VIP board, a character known by the emoticon (´・ω・`) — nicknamed “Hungry Tiger” — kicked off a thread. Despite boasting “I’ll devour everything!”, other posters pointed out he’s actually “the biggest light-eater in VIP” — and someone noticed that if you shorten the nickname, it becomes “Hentai” (pervert).

    From there, the thread veered off freely into pork dishes, Heinz’s hashed-beef sauce, and horse-racing predictions.

    1AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:24
    (´・ω・`)That's me you're talking about.
    2AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:25
    (´・ω・`)You're always playing 'starving roulette,' aren't you.
    3AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:26
    Re: #2
    (´・ω・`)I'll devour everything!
    つ🐘と
    4AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:26
    ( ・᷇ὢ・᷆ )Word is you're actually the biggest light-eater in VIP?
    5AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:26
    Re: #4
    (´・ω・`)Lying isn't nice, you know.
    6AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:26
    (´・ω・`)I grilled some pork and ate it.
    8AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:27
    Re: #6
    (´・ω・`)Oh, nice! Ginger pork? Stir-fried pork and veggies? Tonteki (pork steak)?
    10AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:27
    ( ・᷇ὢ・᷆ )You eat so little you're starting to look like Lupin (the lanky thief from Lupin III).
    15AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:29
    Re: #10
    (´・ω・`)I'd say I'm more like Goemon (the swordsman from Lupin III).
    43AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:37
    Shorten it and you get 'Han-tai.'
    44AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:38
    Re: #43
    (´・ω・`)It's already a nickname, don't shorten it any further!
    49AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:38
    Re: #43
    Wait, 'Hentai'? (pervert)
    66AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:44
    Re: #64
    (´・ω・`)Simmer it in ready-made hashed-beef sauce.
    70AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:45
    Re: #66
    Heinz brand works fine.
    79AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:47
    Re: #70
    (´・ω・`)(Wait, I thought Heinz only made ketchup…)
    85AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:48
    Re: #79
    So good, so good!
    89AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:50
    Re: #85
    (´・ω・`)Whoa, it's true!
    68AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:45
    I wish you'd do the dinner roulette once in a while (´・ω・)
    75AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:46
    Re: #68
    (´・ω・`)Right after a bath there just aren't many options.
    78AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:47
    Re: #75
    It's okay to eat gyudon (beef bowl) once in a while, you know.
    83AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:48
    Re: #75
    *sigh*~~~ (´・ω・)
    80AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:47
    Λ_Λ
    ૮₍ ・᷇ ∀ ・᷆ ₎ა
    つ🎫と


     Λ_:;.:…
    ૮₍ ・᷇ ∀:;.:…
    つ🎫:;.:…

     Λ:;….::;.:. :::;.. …..
    ૮₍:;….::;.:. :::;.. …..
    つ:;….::;.:. :::;.. …..
    87AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:49
    Re: #80
    (´・ω・`)And poof, he's gone.
    95AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:52
    (´・ω・`)Looks like Takasugi only has one mount this week.
    100AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:54
    Re: #95
     Λ_Λ
    ૮₍ ・᷇ ∀ ・᷆ ₎ა I don't think he's bad, but the moment he went freelance his rides dropped off a cliff…
    106AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:57
    Re: #95
    Guess he's stuck with some rookie trainer's stable.
    125AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:04
    Re: #111
    _φ(´・∀・`)Noted: more mushrooms and onions.
    128AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:05
    Re: #125
    (´・ω・`)I'm gonna buy Heinz's simmered hamburger-steak sauce.
    154AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:16
    Re: #128
    (´・∀・`)Is this the one?

    156AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:17
    Re: #154
    That one's so good!!!
    157AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:17
    Re: #154
    (´・ω・`)That's the one! (never actually used it though)
    131AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:06
    Re: #126
    (´・ω・`)Saying a line straight out of Brocken Jr. (Kinnikuman).
    136AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:08
    Re: #131
    Take this! My all-or-nothing Bremen Sunset!
    142AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:09
    Re: #136
    (´・ω・`)Was that even a real move?
    148AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:13
    Re: #142
    Their faces are so close I'm a little worried they might kiss
    151AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:15
    Re: #148
    (´・ω・`)He uses it on Prisman too! (Kinnikuman)
    134AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:06
    Λ_Λ
    ૮₍ ・᷇ ∀ ・᷆ ₎ა For the JRA race, I'm going all-in on the Keeneland Cup alone!
    つ🎫と Pa-pa-pa Panja! Tower!
    138AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:08
    Re: #134
    (´・ω・`)I was gonna go with Road Fore Ace, but he drew the far outside gate… also curious about that Indian jockey, Naredu.
    139AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:09
    Re: #134
    Let's bet on the All-Star Jockeys race too — it could turn into total chaos, who knows.
    153AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:16
    Λ_Λ
    ૮₍ ・᷇ ∀ ・᷆ ₎ა I've never seen Indian horse racing, but he'll probably be thrown off by Japanese racing at first…

    Re: #139
     Λ_Λ
    ૮₍ ・᷇ ∀ ・᷆ ₎ა I picked up more work hours, but it won't show up until my next paycheck…
    Gotta be patient for a while 😣
    155AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:16
    Re: #153
    (´・ω・`)I'm hoping for something like Haguworl from Taiyou no Makibao (a horse-racing manga).
    167AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:23
    Re: #153
    When you're broke, that's basically gambling, right?
    164AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:22
    Re: #156,157
    (´・∀・`)Got it!
    Shimeji mushrooms were cheap, so I gave up on regular mushrooms.
    168AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:23
    Re: #164
    (´・ω・`)o Hamburger steak! Hamburger steak!
    o彡
    174AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:26
    Re: #164
    That shimeji, always selling itself short.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Newsspeed VIP) thread “(´・ω・`) They Call Me ‘Hungry Tiger’.”

  • Team Otokojuku vs. Team Fist of the North Star: Who’d Win? 5ch Debates It Out

    A classic strength-comparison debate lit up 5ch: if the forces of “Sakigake!! Otokojuku” and “Fist of the North Star” clashed, who would come out on top? Posters cited Headmaster Eda Heihachi’s legendary immortality and the monstrous showdown potential between Daigouin Jaki and Devil Rebirth, while others countered that “both series are basically gag manga anyway” — sparking a full-blown debate over genre classification.

    1AnonymousAug 19, 2026 11:05
    The rule: one-on-one duels
    5AnonymousAug 19, 2026 11:08
    There's no way a serious series can beat a gag manga!
    8AnonymousAug 19, 2026 11:09
    Re: #5
    Both of them are gag manga, this comes up every time
    7AnonymousAug 19, 2026 11:08
    In Fist of the North Star, when you lose you actually die, but Otokojuku characters basically come back to life no matter how many times they die.

    So Team Otokojuku wins in the end.
    They've got Heihachi, after all.
    10AnonymousAug 19, 2026 11:10
    Re: #7
    It's a fistfight between the two — how do they win if they're the ones who keep dying?
    11AnonymousAug 19, 2026 11:11
    I get you want to hype up "Homo-juku" (a jokey nickname for Otokojuku, poking fun at its over-the-top homoerotic bromance vibes), but whoever wins this fight doesn't make it the better manga.
    46AnonymousAug 19, 2026 11:48
    Re: #11
    Whichever one's funnier wins, right? 😁
    96AnonymousAug 19, 2026 12:38
    Re: #11
    Then don't get so worked up about it lol
    16AnonymousAug 19, 2026 11:16
    I want to see Daigouin Jaki fight Devil Rebirth
    92AnonymousAug 19, 2026 12:35
    Re: #16


    He's already bigger than Devil Rebirth
    115AnonymousAug 19, 2026 12:51
    Re: #92
    18AnonymousAug 19, 2026 11:17
    I mean, the whole "he's dead! no he's alive!" thing usually only works for falls off cliffs and stuff.
    If your body gets blown to pieces, "actually I survived" isn't gonna fly.
    23AnonymousAug 19, 2026 11:18
    Re: #18
    They've had severed arms just reattach before, so it'll be fine
    19AnonymousAug 19, 2026 11:17
    Team Otokojuku's got yakuza on their side too
    25AnonymousAug 19, 2026 11:21
    Re: #19
    Are the yakuza stronger than the mohawk guys who survived the post-apocalypse?
    27AnonymousAug 19, 2026 11:21
    Re: #25
    Well, they did put Momo through some serious injuries
    29AnonymousAug 19, 2026 11:24
    The author of Fist of the North Star has said himself it's full of retcons, so…
    guess Otokojuku takes it?
    30AnonymousAug 19, 2026 11:27
    Re: #29
    Otokojuku's way beyond retcons — they forget a character even died and just bring them back with zero explanation
    39AnonymousAug 19, 2026 11:42
    Baron Dino alone could beat the entire Fist of the North Star cast
    64AnonymousAug 19, 2026 12:20
    Re: #39
    Dino would lose to Ken-oh's royal guard in drag
    54AnonymousAug 19, 2026 12:09
    Mach Punch, easy win 👊
    59AnonymousAug 19, 2026 12:16
    Re: #54
    He'd be even with Ein
    71AnonymousAug 19, 2026 12:21
    Re: #54
    Let me show you… my new blow
    73AnonymousAug 19, 2026 12:22
    Otokojuku characters have this rule where they have to take at least one hit from the enemy's ultimate technique first,
    so they're a bad matchup against Hokuto Shinken.
    80AnonymousAug 19, 2026 12:25
    Re: #73
    No — taking the hit and then no-selling it through sheer guts is the whole Otokojuku package
    75AnonymousAug 19, 2026 12:23
    Both are gag manga, so it's a draw
    78AnonymousAug 19, 2026 12:24
    Re: #75
    Fist of the North Star still fights within battle-manga logic, so it's not a gag manga.
    It's like Prince of Tennis — it can do comedy, but that doesn't make it a gag series.
    There's no way Kenshiro could keep up with the sheer absurdity of Ryotsu (from Kochikame) or Jaguar.
    76AnonymousAug 19, 2026 12:23
    Otokojuku is a gag manga, so its opponents include anything-goes characters like Ryotsu or Jaguar — it's just playing a different game entirely.
    The power-tier rankings for this kind of debate are already settled:

    At the top of the pyramid is the Gag tier, then Omnipotent tier, then Concept tier, then Power tier, then Superhuman tier at the bottom.

    Fist of the North Star sits at the very bottom of that pyramid in the Superhuman tier, so there's no way it beats the Gag tier at the top.
    89AnonymousAug 19, 2026 12:31
    Re: #86
    Lol, treating how gag manga handle death and how a real story handles death as the same thing
    104AnonymousAug 19, 2026 12:43
    Re: #89
    Lol, moving the goalposts
    98AnonymousAug 19, 2026 12:39
    Honestly doubt anyone on the Fist of the North Star side can even recite their multiplication tables
    102AnonymousAug 19, 2026 12:43
    Re: #98
    Don't underestimate Lord Judas
    109AnonymousAug 19, 2026 12:47
    Re: #108
    Lol, you're not getting it —
    every example I gave except Crayon Shin-chan is either the protagonist or a key character on the protagonist's side
    110AnonymousAug 19, 2026 12:49
    Re: #109
    And what does that have to do with them being gag characters?
    You're the one not getting it — those are deliberately written for special one-off developments, totally different from their usual vibe, right?
    Like movie-version Gian (from Doraemon).
    In other words, they don't interfere with the normal laws of gag-manga logic, so obviously it counts.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyou G) thread “If Team Otokojuku Fought Team Fist of the North Star, Who Would Win?”.

  • Miyagi High School Baseball Union Moves to Retire Violent Terms Like ‘Kill’ and ‘Death’ — 5ch Says the Replacement ‘Suki Ari’ Is Just Too Lame

    It’s come to light that the Miyagi Prefecture High School Baseball Federation is considering revising baseball terminology that contains violent-sounding words like “kill” (殺), “death” (死), and “steal” (盗), sparking a wave of discussion on 5ch. Proposed replacements such as “suki ari” (roughly “opening spotted”) and “kōken bunto” (“contribution bunt”) drew a chorus of complaints that they’re just lame. Meanwhile, some more technical commenters pointed out that the very definitions behind stats like putouts and assists don’t make much sense either, and the thread took off in an unexpected direction.

    2AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:06
    3AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:06
    6AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:08
    Re: #3
    There's already the term "okuri bunto" (sending bunt) for a sacrifice bunt — why isn't that good enough?
    18AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:15
    Re: #3
    Sacrifice bunt → "sōda" (*short for "okuri bunto," sending bunt)
    Stolen base → "tokuri" (*carries a nuance of "earning" a base)

    How about that?
    111AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:04
    Re: #3
    Just go with "Suki, hakken!" ("Opening detected!")
    That works fine.
    4AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:06
    Why not just switch the whole thing to English at this point
    41AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:24
    Re: #4
    English would honestly be even worse, come on
    8AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:09
    Re: #3
    Terms like "tōkyū" or "isshō" might grow on you once you're used to them, but "suki ari" is just way too lame
    Couldn't they have come up with something a little cooler?
    9AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:10
    Re: #6
    Newspaper copy has strict character limits, that's why
    13AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:11
    Re: #9
    That's no different from "contribution bunt"
    10AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:11
    Does the squeeze play stay as "squeeze"?
    What would that even become in Japanese?
    16AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:13
    Re: #10
    Maybe "sakusō" (squeeze-run), since you're squeezing the runner home?
    12AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:11
    So pointless
    If the federation's got time to debate stuff this dumb, they should just disband
    14AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:12
    No sense of style at all — they should take a page from Masaoka Shiki (the Meiji-era poet credited with coining many of Japan's baseball terms)
    19AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:15
    Re: #18
    Oh, this one fits way better
    22AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:17
    Fix Sendai Ikuei's "kick" first before worrying about this
    32AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:22
    Making baseball terms sound less alarming is a fine goal in itself
    But the results they came up with — "suki ari," "kōken bunt" — are just lame
    If you're gonna coin new terms, at least don't make them lame
    35AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:23
    Re: #32
    They should get an actual wordsmith on this
    Copywriters, sports reporters — there must be people with baseball connections
    They should be asking folks like that
    37AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:24
    Re: #32
    Exactly
    If they'd picked words that felt natural, they wouldn't be getting dragged like this
    42AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:24
    "Dead ball" means exactly what it says though?
    Guess we need to fundamentally reform English itself
    Should we start by filing a complaint with America?
    45AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:26
    Re: #42
    Reminder: "dead ball" is Japanese-made English to begin with
    Reminder: in actual English it's "hit by pitch"
    Reminder: someone got confused because the ball becomes dead after a hit-by-pitch, and that's just how the name "dead ball" stuck
    50AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:28
    Re: #42
    "Dead ball" itself was coined by Japanese people in the first place, you know
    60AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:33
    Re: #42
    This is genuinely hilarious
    Is this really how people who watch baseball think it works?
    58AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:32

    72AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:40
    More importantly, fix "slugging percentage" first
    Though honestly I'm fine with it as-is
    74AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:42
    Re: #72
    Batting average is weird too

    Batting average → "hit rate"
    Slugging percentage → "base rate"

    That works, just call it what it literally is
    82AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:46
    I think a lot of people mixing up "assist" with "putout" comes down to a bad translation
    Just calling it "assist" in English would be way clearer — soccer and basketball both have assists too, so it'd be even more intuitive
    86AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:50
    Re: #82
    Honestly the definitions of putout and assist are backwards to begin with
    Like on a shortstop-to-first groundout, the first baseman gets the putout and the shortstop gets the assist — but intuitively the shortstop's the one who got the out, and the first baseman just helped, so it's flipped
    As a result, a putout earned entirely solo (like catching a line drive) and a putout that's just catching a throw get recorded as the exact same stat, even though their value is totally different
    They should record "out earned" for whoever first touches the ball, and "out assist" for everyone else involved
    91AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:53
    Re: #86
    A. Assist ← valuable
    B. Putout earned solo ← valuable
    C. Putout that's just catching a throw ← not worthless, but pretty low value

    That's basically it
    And since B and C both get recorded as the same "putout," the stat's value gets muddled
    Making A and B the "new putout" and C the "new assist" would definitely make the record clearer
    92AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:53
    Re: #86
    Yeah, this makes sense
    115AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:11
    Come to think of it, soccer was pretty quick to update its terms too
    Like "suicide point" (own goal) and "sudden death"
    120AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:16
    Re: #115
    The Escobar killing was probably just too shocking (Andrés Escobar, the Colombian player murdered after scoring an own goal at the 1994 World Cup)
    121AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:16
    Re: #115
    It's because they use English terms
    Having a properly built organizational hierarchy really matters
    132AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:36
    So if you get thrown out stealing, does that become a "suki ari" fail?
    133AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:41
    Re: #132
    Guess that'd be "suki nashi" (no opening) instead
    137AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:55
    So is this just going to be a Miyagi-only dialect?
    139AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:59
    Re: #137
    Starts in Miyagi, then the national high school baseball federation, then NPB

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyō G) thread “Miyagi Prefecture High School Baseball Federation: “Reconsider baseball terms 💢 Stop using kill, death, steal 💢”.”

  • “Shorts Are Gross”: The Blatant “Old-Guy Discrimination” Nobody Calls Out ⟨A Bug in Society⟩

    Diamond Online published an article calling out the “old-guy discrimination” behind the idea that “shorts are gross,” and it sparked a heated discussion on 5ch’s News Speed+ board. The thread saw defenders comparing shorts to Showa-era “steteko” long johns, pushback from younger users, and even comparisons to women’s miniskirts — turning what looked like a simple generational spat into something messier.

    “Shorts Are Gross”: The Blatant “Old-Guy Discrimination” Nobody Calls Out ⟨A Bug in Society⟩ | Diamond Online

    Tokushige Ryūtoku: Writer, editor, entertainment critic

    Society News Triptych

    Source: diamond.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:49
    I just want to cool off in a tank top and steteko (baggy Showa-era long johns) like some old geezer.
    149AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:50
    Re: #2
    Exactly, “old-guy shorts” means steteko. Like the balding middle-aged guys from 1950s-60s comedy acts — think Ueki Hitoshi and Katō Cha.
    4AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:52
    I think they're gross too, and I've never worn a pair because of it lol
    14AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:58
    Re: #4
    I wear jersey shorts at home, but committing the atrocity of wearing them outside? Can't do it.
    6AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:52
    This is karma for all the years you people trashed kids for dyeing their hair brown.
    Get bullied all you want.
    You're gross, old man. And you stink.
    13AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:58
    Re: #6
    Being against dyed brown hair these days is grandpa talk. Today's "old guys" were the ones who got criticized for it back then.
    60AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:13
    Re: #6
    The "old guy" generation is the one who actually dyed their hair brown when they were young lol
    Same with those toothpick-sucking threads — that's an old-man habit, but people keep pinning it on "middle-aged guys." Have you not lived in Japan for years or something? lol
    106AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:28
    Re: #6
    Good luck living your whole life without ever becoming an old guy yourself.
    11AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:57
    What about grannies in miniskirts?
    23AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:03
    Re: #11
    Same thing, that's exactly why it gets criticized.
    Nobody wants to see it.
    Nobody's happy having some old person's fetish put on display either.
    81AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:19
    Re: #11
    If sharp-tongued Peco (a famous TV fashion critic known for blunt style takedowns) were still doing his fashion checks, they'd have gotten torn to shreds. But these days…
    15AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:00
    The generation getting called "gross old guys" now is the same one that used to rate women, size them up, and sexually harass them — isn't this just payback?
    There's also some mockery mixed in from younger people's ignorance.
    Funny thing is, they'll all get old too and become old men, old women, grandpas, grandmas.
    19AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:01
    Re: #15
    But they're not old men, old women, grandpas or grandmas yet. Everyone's done this at some point.
    31AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:05
    Calling someone "small-minded" is quietly discriminatory too, you know.
    34AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:06
    Re: #31
    Can't be helped — both men and women expect men to have a big heart. If you think your own is too small, work on it.
    47AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:10
    Re: #34
    We smile on the outside and cry on the inside, man.
    Still, feels like way fewer people say it straight to your face these days.
    36AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:07
    (´・ω・`) Guess there's nothing left to do but walk around stark naked.
    132AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:42
    Re: #36
    They'll just say "a chubby naked guy has appeared" instead (´・ω・`)
    42AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:08
    Who cares, honestly. I'm not wearing them for your sake — I wear them because they're comfortable. Got a problem? Call the cops, jackass.
    46AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:10
    They really are gross though, so what can you do?
    Let's start saying the same thing about women too.
    53AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:11
    It's not even about "gross" — among developed countries, pretty much only Americans have grown men wearing shorts.
    56AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:12
    Re: #53
    People wear them all over the world though.
    59AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:13
    Honestly, my leg hair is thick. Guess that really is gross then.
    64AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:14
    Re: #59
    Just shave it. You're overthinking this.
    67AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:15
    Even teenage guys wearing shorts is gross.
    75AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:18
    Re: #67
    Isn't it just you who's gross?
    78AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:18
    Re: #67
    Not gross at all.
    83AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:19
    It's been over 35°C every single day — saying shorts are gross is the actual gross thing here.
    95AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:23
    Re: #83
    Because of direct sunlight exposure, logically speaking, long pants are actually cooler than shorts.
    92AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:22
    If you're gonna wear shorts, get your leg hair removed.
    96AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:23
    Re: #92
    There's pressure going the other way too — "how dare a guy get hair removal."
    116AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:34
    Re: #92
    They'll just tell you "an old guy like you shouldn't bother with hair removal."
    125AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:38
    126AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:40
    Re: #125
    They're all skin and bones. You guys need to eat more, it's bad for your health.
    131AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:42

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Speed+) thread “【🩳】“Shorts Are Gross”: The Blatant “Old-Guy Discrimination” Nobody Calls Out ⟨A Bug in Society⟩.”

  • Deutsche Bank: ‘Japan’s Net Foreign Assets Are Huge — Rate Hikes Would Send the Yen Higher’

    A Deutsche Bank report argues that Japan’s debt itself isn’t a real problem given the country’s massive net foreign assets, and that if the Bank of Japan raised rates at a pace comparable to other central banks, the yen would ultimately strengthen. The thread debated whether the government is deliberately keeping the yen weak and rates low to prop up exporters, what actually makes up Japan’s net foreign assets, and the risks facing homeowners with variable-rate mortgages.

    Joint Japan-US yen-buying intervention would be “counterproductive”; without intervention the yen would be even stronger — Deutsche Bank

    (…)

    The report also stressed that Japan’s economy doesn’t have a debt problem, stating that “for a country with net foreign assets this large, much of which the government itself holds, debt isn’t the issue.” It added: “If the BOJ starts raising rates at the kind of pace typical central banks do, and the yen stops being a low-interest-rate currency, the yen will ultimately rise. In the end, the question is simply whether the government is willing to accept that outcome.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / original article here

    5AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:44
    No. Isn't the real story that they're deliberately keeping rates low and steering the yen weak on purpose, for the sake of the economy and export industries?
    189AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:18
    Re: #5 Exactly. For Japan to make a real comeback, staying on the weak-yen path is still the way to go. Once we've built up enough national strength, then we can let the yen appreciate.
    219AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:24
    Re: #189 I think around 140 yen [to the dollar] would be about right.
    237AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:29
    Re: #189 Trade deficit for the 3rd straight month — ¥634.5 billion in July. What exactly are you trying to achieve here?
    8AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:45
    Japan's accounting is just broken. We're being deliberately kept poor.
    72AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:56
    Re: #8 Japan being wealthy is a moral no-no, apparently.
    11AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:46
    That's something the BOJ's 'little old men' just can't grasp (a jab referencing the 'chiisai ojisan'/tiny-old-man urban-legend meme, implying BOJ officials are out of touch).
    208AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:21
    Re: #11-20

    Germany's a rival to Japan in industrial exports — cars, submarines, machine tools, parts, you name it.

    A weak yen puts Germany's export industry at a disadvantage lol

    Of course Germany's going to say "make the yen stronger!" lol

    .
    12AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:46
    Just try matching US interest rates for 3 months, see what happens.

    Though… is this actually about the yen carry trade becoming a global problem?
    117AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:05
    Re: #12 If you knew the scale of 'Mrs. Watanabe's' yen carry trade (a nickname for Japan's army of retail FX traders), you wouldn't be talking so casually about this.
    28AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:47
    Wasn't it mostly assets that can't just be sold off on a whim?
    34AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:49
    Re: #28 Because it's mainly overseas assets held by private companies and individuals.
    41AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:51
    They keep saying they're suffering from the weak yen, so a stronger yen would fix that, wouldn't it? Plus it'd mean a weaker euro, which helps Germany's economy too — win-win.
    46AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:52
    Re: #41 What does Germany even sell these days!?
    76AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:57
    Re: #41 Japanese people tend to prefer lose-lose over win-win.
    61AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:54
    What about mortgages though? There must be tons of people who bought with basically no down payment — they'd be wiped out lol
    92AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:00
    Re: #61 That's just gambling addicts who borrowed on variable rates losing their bet and going bust. Gambling's on you.
    98AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:01
    Re: #61 Those people chose variable rates knowing the risk going in. I went with fixed rate — glad I did.
    143AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:10
    If they could pull that off, they'd already be doing it. The second they tried, the economy would tank instantly — it's a non-starter.
    152AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:12
    Re: #143 They just need to cut the amount of government bonds issued. Tax revenue is up, so if they stop the handouts it should be doable.
    157AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:13
    Re: #152 Dousing the economy in cold water on top of austerity? That'd finish it off. That's exactly what kicked off the Lost Decade(s).
    164AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:14
    Re: #157 That's beside the point, dummy.
    174AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:15
    Re: #157 They're not cutting spending, so it's not austerity. What's actually crazy is that the budget grows every single year no matter whether it's a boom or a bust.
    158AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:13
    In the end, this is exactly what Takahashi Yoichi and others have been saying — the Ministry of Finance only ever talks about debt while treating receivables/claims as if they were basically zero. Even for a company's balance sheet, what matters is how much debt there is versus total assets including receivables — but the MOF stays silent on assets and claims. They just keep hammering the narrative into the public that debt is so huge that tax hikes are necessary.
    181AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:17
    Re: #158 Because the Ministry of Finance is too powerful, I'm betting there's no real rate hike coming — so I'm piling into weak-yen plays without hesitation.
    192AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:19
    Re: #158 External assets: roughly ¥1,805 trillion. External liabilities: roughly ¥1,243 trillion. The ¥560 trillion difference already puts Japan below Germany, in 3rd place. These reserves should be kept intact for fiscal stability anyway — there's no upside to folding them into the general account.
    204AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:20
    Re: #158 Takahashi Yoichi is only talking about the domestic picture. This thread is about forex. A balance sheet is a domestic concept, so Takahashi Yoichi just ignores the exchange-rate side of things.
    216AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:23
    Is China's job crunch actually real? Factories and farms seem so short on workers that they're bringing in large numbers of Black African migrants — feels more like Chinese workers have just gotten picky about jobs.
    233AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:27
    Re: #216 Every industry outside the state-designated ones is collapsing spectacularly, you know?

    100 million Chinese factory workers are screaming: 15-hour shifts, or replaced by robots
    https://youtu.be/RgHk8JWLOKI?si=0MsCkpvwwyCFFK3n
    235AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:28
    Re: #216 Watch any travel YouTube footage and it's obvious right away. Even experts are picking up on the real situation from those videos. Since it's inconvenient footage for China, it'll probably get cracked down on eventually.
    245AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:30
    Re: #216 It's true. In Tokyo's Bunkyo Ward, some elementary schools are now 20-30% ethnic Chinese. Plenty of Chinese families want their kids educated in Japan and employed in Japan. Back in China, even university grads end up working convenience stores or Uber Eats. Competition for big companies or civil service jobs is like thousands-to-one.
    228AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:26
    Then just hike rates already lolololol Why can't they, huh? lol
    247AnonymousAug 21, 2026 20:31
    Re: #228 Look at the Heisei bubble and it's obvious why.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Speed+) thread “Deutsche Bank: ‘Japan Holds Net Foreign Assets This Large — If It Raised Rates Like Other Countries, the Yen Would Strengthen’.”