Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Reactions to ‘Bayside Shakedown N.E.W.’ special footage: “Where’s Eri Fukatsu?”

    Following the release of special footage for the film ‘Bayside Shakedown N.E.W.,’ reactions from cast members poured in on 5ch’s Geinou/Sports News+ board. While some lamented that Eri Fukatsu and Toshio Kakei weren’t among the names mentioned, the discussion also reignited debate over whether Muroi Shinji and Sumire actually died in the previous installments.

    The gang reunites

    [Video] ‘Bayside Shakedown N.E.W.’ — Yusuke, Miki Maya, Miki Mizuno and other familiar faces gather for special footage capturing the “present day”

    ‘Bayside Shakedown N.E.W.’ — Yusuke, Miki Maya, Miki Mizuno and other familiar faces gather for special footage capturing the “present day”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:31
    It's all old folks, huh
    Still, it'll probably rake in decent box office
    Plenty of seniors and middle-aged people will go see it
    7AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:34
    If Eri Fukatsu's not in it, though…
    8AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:34
    Was Kohei Matsushita even in this series?
    10AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:37
    Re: #8
    He was in the Muroi movie
    9AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:35
    Did he never get promoted?
    Waku never made it up the ranks before retirement?
    Aren't cops supposed to get promoted by seniority?
    30AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:46
    Re: #9
    Well, he's the guy who puts in the effort and only ever fails
    11AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:38
    This must be what it felt like for grandpa watching Mito Komon (a long-running samurai TV series) on repeat forever
    14AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:39
    So Kakei's not in it either?
    17AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:42
    Re: #14
    Retired to Atami
    22AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:44
    Re: #14
    Even as chief, he got shipped off to Akita
    18AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:43
    Yuki Uchida and that crew weren't needed from the start
    This show ran on Yanaba, Fukatsu, and Ikariya
    And none of them are in it
    Generally, shows and movies that are dying just keep piling on more characters
    Kakei and Miki Maya, fine, keep them
    But don't invent new characters for the on-the-ground cop roles
    Like Yuki Uchida or Chibi Norida
    28AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:46
    Re: #18
    The precinct's the setting, Waku's gone, Mashita got promoted, Yukino got married and retired — how do you do this without new characters?
    71AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:14
    Re: #18
    Uchida was actually there from the early TV specials though
    24AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:44
    So seriously, where's Eri Fukatsu?!
    33AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:47
    Re: #24
    She'll probably be in the Aoshima slot from the Muroi movies
    My guess: just a brief cameo right at the very end
    35AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:48
    Re: #33
    The fact that everyone's saying she's not in it up to this point is suspicious
    Oda showed up at the very end even in the Muroi Shinji movie
    26AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:44
    Kind of pointless to have killed off Muroi if this is how it goes
    27AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:45
    Re: #26
    Toshiro Yanagiba said he'd only come back if they let his character die
    38AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:50
    Haven't watched anything since part 2, but apparently Muroi and Sumire died
    Feels like finding out a character died in some long-running Western drama you stopped watching ages ago
    39AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:50
    Should've just ended it with the first movie
    70AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:13
    Re: #39
    Had a rough time explaining the plot contradictions to someone who watched the first movie for the first time recently
    43AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:51
    Re: #38
    Sumire didn't die
    She just quit the police and went back to the countryside
    48AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:56
    Re: #43
    Doing that whole ghostly send-off scene and then never bringing her back for the rest of the movie, only to reveal she was alive the whole time — that's a bit cringe, no?
    50AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:58
    Re: #48
    And apparently they told Eri Fukatsu to act that scene believing her character had died
    Maybe they changed it once a sequel got greenlit and they had no choice
    53AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:01
    Re: #48
    They never actually said she died in the main story
    I think all the ghost stuff was just a cover for a visual effect that didn't come out right
    (Also, don't put ghosts in what's supposed to be a normal cop drama)
    45AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:54
    Bayside Shakedown, GTO, Emergency Room 24 Hours…
    All just old shows
    49AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:57
    Re: #45
    Is Naomi next?
    55AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:02
    Isn't Miki Maya already past retirement age?
    Did she become a Diet member or something?
    58AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:03
    Re: #55
    Even going by the actress's real age, she's still got a few years left
    60AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:04
    So is Muroi actually dead?
    62AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:05
    Re: #60
    Died for absolutely nothing, literally
    63AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:05
    Re: #60
    Living out a quiet retirement in the countryside
    64AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:05
    Re: #62
    Whoa, I had no idea
    67AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:08
    Re: #64
    He got on the brass's bad side and was ordered transferred to Akita, refused, and retired instead (Shinjo got sent off in his place)
    Holed up in the countryside living with a foster kid, then got dragged into trouble with the kid's parents
    Long story short, he had a heart attack in the snowy mountains and died
    68AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:10
    Re: #53
    For a movie billed as 'the final chapter,' staging it to look like he died when he's actually alive seems pointless — who does that even benefit?
    69AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:11
    Re: #68
    That scene itself didn't mean anything anyway
    Makes you wonder why they went with such a weird bit of staging
    72AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:14
    Watching all this makes you appreciate how clean 'Taiyo ni Hoero!' (a classic detective drama) was, killing off its near-lead at the height of his popularity
    Nobody wants to see the Macaroni or Jeans character go soft with age
    78AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:17
    Re: #72
    You don't see that pattern much these days — swapping out the 'young lead detective' role like that
    81AnonymousAug 26, 2026 10:18
    Re: #72
    Back then, the whole 'hit TV show becomes a movie' business model didn't really exist yet
    Though it did exist for anime

    Actors at the time drew a sharp line between movies and TV dramas as separate worlds
    Fuji TV was the one that erased that distinction through the '90s

    Background and Key Points

    Bayside Shakedown (“Odoru Daisosasen” in Japanese) began as a 1997 Fuji TV drama and became one of the most commercially significant franchises in Japanese film history: its 2003 sequel grossed roughly 17.3 billion yen, a live-action box-office record that stood for years. The films built their identity on a specific ensemble — Yuji Oda’s detective Aoshima, Eri Fukatsu’s Sumire, and Toshiro Yanagiba’s Muroi Shinji — plus supporting officers like Kakei. A 2019 spinoff centered Muroi and appeared to close out his and Sumire’s arcs, marketed at the time as a “final chapter.” That history explains why longtime fans reacted to a cast list for a new “present day” special as though checking attendance at a reunion: this franchise’s commercial power was built on exactly these faces returning.

    The thread’s actual disagreement isn’t about the new film’s prospects — nobody doubts it will sell tickets to an aging fan base — but about continuity: did Muroi and Sumire die in the earlier films, or not? Posters split between “Muroi clearly died of a heart attack after being forced into retirement” and “Sumire never died on screen, she just quit and went home,” with some arguing the show staged a death-like send-off purely for a visual effect that didn’t land, rather than as a narrative fact.

    What outside readers likely miss is the production reason behind that confusion: actors were reportedly directed to play the farewell scene as if their characters had died, only for the story to later walk it back once a sequel was greenlit — meaning the ambiguity isn’t sloppy writing so much as a franchise rewriting its own ending after the fact.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Movie] ‘Bayside Shakedown N.E.W.’ — Yusuke, Miki Maya, Miki Mizuno, Soichiro Kitamura and other familiar faces gather! Special footage capturing the present day released.”

  • Tsubaki Factory’s “Adrenaline Dame” MV Hits 5 Million Views — 5ch: “Guess I Never Realized How Good Nishizaki’s Singing Is”

    The music video for Tsubaki Factory’s “Adrenaline Dame” has surpassed 5 million views on YouTube, making it the fourth Reiwa-era-debut Hello! Project group to hit that mark, following Morning Musume。’25, Juice=Juice, and BEYOOOOONDS. The thread lit up with praise for the group’s dancing and vocal performances, while also buzzing with comparisons to the view count of sister group ANGERME.

    1AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:36
    Tsubaki Factory "Adrenaline Dame" Promotion Edit
    tps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjEFHk_6nWA
    This is the Promotion Edit for "Adrenaline Dame," from Tsubaki Factory's new single "Adrenaline Dame / Yowasa Janai yo, Koi wa / Idol Tenshoku Ondo," released June 29, 2022.
    5AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:43
    So that makes it third among songs from 2022 onward?
    13AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:47
    Re: #5
    Nope, that's wrong.
    If we're just going by MV views, it's actually the second-highest, right behind the 'flattering' one (fan slang for a video where the members look especially good).
    11AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:44
    I still can't forget that thing with Kamiko and Tako, and the three from Ocha Norma, at Hina Fest or whichever event it was
    It was ridiculously good.
    12AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:45
    Hold on, isn't 'Oinaisa' Ise's song?
    15AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:48
    Re: #12
    140,000 views.
    It's been over a month already, so it won't grow any more.
    16AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:49
    Re: #14
    https://youtu.be/YDhrAdkYhes?si=7iu1HESDEhawjj0-

    This one, right?
    Really makes you feel what a waste it was with Ishiguri.
    22AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:52
    Re: #16
    This, exactly this.
    Made me realize just how good Nishizaki is at singing.
    48AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:03
    Re: #16
    This one really shows off Kamiko's happy-go-lucky side.
    17AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:49
    Crapgerme is so pathetically weak lmaooooooooooooo (a mocking mashup of "crap" + ANGERME)
    18AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:49
    Turns out it's true that ANGERME's songs are mostly garbage.
    19AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:50
    Tsubaki without Kiki-chan now is basically a different group.
    23AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:52
    Right now a ton of ANGERME's fanbase has drained off to other groups, so there's nothing driving growth.
    As long as they keep performing songs like 'Oinaisa,' ANGERME's turn isn't coming anytime soon.
    27AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:54
    Who even cares about ANGERME, honestly.
    30AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:55
    Re: #27
    If ANGERME breaks up, they might form a new group out of the trainees, so people will keep talking about it until they actually disband.
    33AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:56
    I'm all for ANGERME disbanding.
    Unpopular groups should just be dissolved.
    36AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:57
    Chiori lives on in the Adrena MV (´;ω;`)
    Chiori, Chiori, Chiori (´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`)
    37AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:58
    'Kuyashii wa' dropped four months after Adrena and just rode its coattails for views.
    38AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:58
    Even with the 'offshore company' (fans' nickname for their management pushing them hard) shoving ANGERME so aggressively, they still can't get popular — might as well just disband.
    39AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:58
    https://youtu.be/txAP_SJRLj8?si=SviPL45hEEg0J4eV

    "YOFUURUNO! YOFUURUNO!" (rendered in that garbled half-width katakana) just isn't quite it, you know?
    54AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:29
    Re: #48
    As a Tsubaki fan who's watched Adrenaline more than anyone, I gotta say Kamiko's way of holding her notes and not overdoing the attitude is on another level.
    62AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:49
    Re: #14
    63AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:52


    Background and Key Points

    Hello! Project is the umbrella idol organization behind Morning Musume。and its many sister acts; Tsubaki Factory is one of the newer units, promoted from trainee status in 2017 and now nine members deep into a discography built largely on YouTube exposure rather than physical single sales, which is why hitting a specific view-count threshold functions as a bragging right within the fandom. The “Reiwa era” framing (Reiwa began May 2019) matters because it separates newer-generation material from the catalog of decades-old Heisei-era hits that dominate H!P’s all-time view rankings — being one of only four videos from this newer stretch to clear 5 million is being read as a marker of the group’s current momentum rather than nostalgia-driven traffic.

    The thread doesn’t really argue over the milestone itself; where it splits is in what the achievement gets used to prove. One thread of posts treats it as a moment to reassess individual performers — several posters singling out Nishizaki’s vocals and Kamiko’s restraint as underrated — while a much larger share pivots immediately into using the number as a stick to beat sister group ANGERME with, citing “Oinaisa” ‘s roughly 140,000 views as proof of decline.

    What’s easy to miss is that the ANGERME comparison is lopsided: “Oinaisa” is a much newer release than “Adrenaline Dame,” which has had over three years to accumulate views, so raw totals aren’t really measuring the same thing. The thread also name-checks departed members (Kiki, Chiori) without explaining that Tsubaki’s current lineup reflects several graduations since 2022 — context a non-fan reader would need to make sense of those asides.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “[Breaking] Tsubaki Factory’s “Adrenaline Dame” MV Hits 5 Million Views! That Makes 4 Groups — Morning Musume, Juice=Juice, Tsubaki, and BEYOOOOONDS — With a Reiwa-Era MV at 5 Million.”

  • Amazon Hikes Prices on Kindle, Echo, Fire TV by Up to 60%

    Amazon has raised prices on its flagship devices — including the Kindle, Echo, and Fire TV — by as much as 60%. The company cites soaring memory and storage component costs as the reason. Over on 5ch’s hardware/industry board (Geha), the news sparked worries about another Switch 2 price hike, along with fears that component prices may never come back down.

    1AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:01
    Amazon recently raised prices on several of its popular devices, including the Kindle, Echo, and Fire TV, by as much as 60%.
    According to an Amazon spokesperson, the across-the-board price hike was caused by "the rising cost of memory and storage components."
    3AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:02
    Looks like Switch 2 is flagged for another price hike 🤦
    69AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:43
    Re: #3
    "Alright, unrelated news, but let's dunk on Switch anyway!"
    7AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:06
    I've bought all kinds of stuff, but every single Amazon device has been garbage
    16AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:10
    Re: #7
    You could've told that without even buying it
    Why'd you even buy it lol
    9AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:06
    Don't bother buying a Kindle
    Once your library gets big, even just scrolling the list before downloading anything barely works
    11AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:08
    Re: #9
    Just buy the latest model
    Bet you're using some cheap one with 2GB of memory
    10AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:07
    Re: #8
    That one's already closing in on 100 million units
    17AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:10
    Re: #10
    If we're going there, the original Switch from the same generation is closing in on 160 million too, and the PS6 is just going to be delayed anyway
    20AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:11
    Re: #17
    Switch 2 is flopping all on its own, so it's fine if it gets delayed
    23AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:12
    Re: #20
    Switch 2 is done for, huh 🤦
    39AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:19
    Re: #20
    Of the games that drove over 10 million in sales for the original Switch, Mario Kart is still the only Switch 2-exclusive new release, and yet it's already sold through 24 million units — where exactly is it flopping?
    22AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:12
    There's a 99-yen Kindle sale going on
    34AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:18
    Re: #22
    It's been running all summer
    There was even a trick where buying 15 volumes in bulk got you some volumes of Kingdom (a manga series) for free, with gaps in the set
    30AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:17
    PS5 is already on the decline
    Whether or not they can even release a PS6, they're stuck either way
    31AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:18
    Re: #30
    Performance-wise, there's no problem
    32AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:18
    This isn't limited to just this, but once memory prices settle down in a few years, they will actually lower prices again, right?
    35AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:18
    Re: #32
    It's probably never coming back down
    37AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:19
    Re: #32
    Not just games — there's no such thing as a price cut anymore
    Prices only ever go up
    40AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:20
    Re: #39
    Below last year's numbers
    Price hikes overseas too starting next month
    Possibility of yet another price hike ← NEW
    43AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:23
    Re: #40
    That's exactly the point — the new Pokémon title (fan nickname "Fūha"), the new Animal Crossing, the new open-air Zelda, the new 3D Mario, the new Smash Bros, and Splatoon 4 haven't even come out yet
    And it's still selling that much anyway
    44AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:25
    Re: #43
    Then say that once they actually come out
    At this stage, the trend can already be called a flop

    Iwata said the same thing at a shareholders meeting once too —
    "The Wii U will definitely win!"
    45AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:26
    Re: #43
    Sales pace has hit the brakes hard since the hardware price hike though
    46AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:26
    Re: #44
    For a system that's only 1 year and 1 month post-launch, that's still one of the fastest paces ever
    49AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:28
    Re: #46
    Which is why the slowdown is so brutal
    Especially in Europe
    53AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:28
    Who's actually profiting from the memory price surge, I wonder
    And why is the whole world just letting it happen
    55AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:29
    Re: #53
    The hyperscalers are in a game of chicken with each other
    54AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:29
    Re: #45
    Well yeah, aside from the year-end/New Year period, it'll probably keep slowing down for the rest of the year
    If people were going to buy now, they'd have bought before the price hike at the end of May
    Momentum will probably pick back up around when Fūha launches
    56AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:30
    Re: #54
    If it were selling at 60,000 yen, the PS5 would be selling a lot more too
    58AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:32
    Re: #54
    Sure hope momentum comes back even if the hardware gets even more expensive
    71AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:44
    Re: #54
    Not interested in Mario Kart
    Not interested in Z-A
    Not interested in Pokopia
    Not interested in any other Nintendo games either

    How many people are even left who'd buy the hardware for Fūha
    68AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:42
    Re: #8
    Sony says the PS5 has already saturated the market, so they're only doing rational, lean production now
    73AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:45
    Re: #68
    "Rational" my ass, it's just not selling anymore 😅
    77AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:50
    Isn't Amazon Prime like 10,000 yen a year now?
    It's absolutely not worth that price, so split the video streaming and free-shipping services apart already
    80AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:53
    Re: #77
    If you're a PC gamer you get free games with it though (Prime Gaming)
    94AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:21
    By the way, Apple suddenly announced new Mac mini and Mac Studio models, and the price increases over there are brutal too
    Though their main customers are wealthy people anyway
    95AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:22
    Re: #94
    The iPhone announcement coming up soon is going to be brutal too
    Honestly, everything is a mess right now
    Worse than anyone imagines

    Background and Key Points

    Amazon’s Kindle, Echo, and Fire TV lineups are staples of the U.S.-market device ecosystem, but 5ch’s Geha (hardware/industry) board reads them through a Japanese-consumer-electronics lens, where “component cost hikes” is shorthand for a very specific 2025–2026 story: memory (DRAM) and NAND flash prices have been climbing globally because hyperscalers — Amazon, Google, Microsoft, Meta — are buying up chip supply for AI data centers, squeezing what’s left for consumer hardware. Japanese posters connect this directly to Nintendo, since the Switch 2 (launched roughly 13 months before this thread, per post 46) already took one hardware price increase this past May, tied to the same component squeeze, and Sony has separately confirmed it’s deliberately scaling back PS5 production rather than cutting price.

    The thread’s actual fault line isn’t about Amazon at all — it’s whether Switch 2 is “flopping.” One camp points to hard numbers, Mario Kart World reportedly moving 24 million units as a Switch 2-exclusive with no other blockbuster titles (Pokémon, Animal Crossing, Zelda, Mario, Smash, Splatoon) yet released; the other points to a real slowdown in sell-through since May’s price hike, especially in Europe, and predicts momentum won’t return until those bigger titles ship.

    What’s easy to miss: this isn’t an Amazon-specific pricing decision, and posters note in passing (Apple’s Mac mini/Studio hikes) that it’s industry-wide. What the thread never spells out is that analysts expect this memory shortage to persist through 2026, not resolve quickly — despite one poster’s hope that prices “settle down in a few years.”

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Hardware/Industry (Geha)) thread “Amazon Hikes Prices on Kindle, Echo, Fire TV by Up to 60%.”

  • Witcher 3 Remaster Announced — Free Upgrade for All Platforms; 5ch Reacts: “I Don’t Get Complaining About a Free Update, LOL”

    A remastered version of “The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt” along with new DLC has been announced, with a free upgrade coming to PS5, Xbox, PC, and Switch 2.

    In the thread, while some posters said “I don’t get why anyone would complain about a free update, lol,” discussion also broke out around the reactions of users who already had the Steam version sitting unplayed, and around the fact that Japanese law requires the domestic Switch version to charge a nominal 100 yen for the upgrade. Reports that not just the graphics but also combat and animal behavior are being overhauled drew plenty of attention too.

    4AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:12
    How long are they gonna keep milking Witcher 3?
    9AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:15
    Re: #4
    Re: #5
    There's apparently a Witcher 4 planned that won't be coming to the "trash console" (derisive slang for the Switch)
    11AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:16
    Re: #9
    Don't worry, I'll be playing it on an RTX 5090 — there's no way I'd touch that underpowered PS5 (lol)
    14AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:20
    Re: #9
    Compared to PC, all consoles are trash anyway, lol
    Though the Switch 2 does have the advantage of being portable
    5AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:13
    Still milking Witcher 3, huh?
    This developer moves way too slowly on new titles, don't you think?
    39AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:41
    Re: #5
    It took 4 years to go from 2 to 3 in the first place — blame it on 3 being such a huge hit
    12AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:18
    They already put out a remaster on PS5.
    How many times are they gonna re-release this thing? Are they Square Enix or something?
    13AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:19
    Re: #12
    That was the next-gen native version, not a remaster
    15AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:20
    So the remaster and new DLC are coming to Switch 2 as well
    The Switch 1 port was a pretty rough squeeze, so the visual gap is probably going to be brutal
    18AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:23
    Re: #15
    It really is brutal — it's already listed on the store, and the promo screenshots look worlds apart
    16AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:21
    So do I have to buy it all over again? Can't they just sort it out with a patch?
    17AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:22
    Re: #16
    Can't you read the thread title?
    22AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:26
    Isn't it just Japan where the Switch 2 upgrade costs at least 100 yen?
    29AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:32
    Re: #22
    Apparently they're legally required to list some price up front
    Back in the early PlayStation days, updates used to be paid — that's actually the reason it's free now
    24AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:27
    Ugh, I bought the old version on Steam and it's just been sitting there unplayed
    This kills what little motivation I had left, man… wish they'd give the old version a free upgrade too
    31AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:33
    Re: #24
    It's a free upgrade — think GTA5's "Enhanced" edition. On Xbox ("green," forum slang for the platform) you'll reportedly even get things like second-generation ray reconstruction, so it should turn out pretty insane
    Both existing DLCs were great, so I might as well buy the new DLC too
    34AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:36
    I don't get why anyone would complain about a free update, lol
    36AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:38
    Re: #34
    It's the best-selling version on PS, so the Nintendo fanboys (derogatory forum slang: "pigs") are losing it
    40AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:41
    Re: #36
    If anything, people kept saying it'd snub the Switch 2, but it ended up multiplatform anyway — it's just the PlayStation fanboys ("Sony pigs") losing it now
    44AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:42
    Re: #36
    Actually, the PC version is the best-selling one…
    41AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:41
    Instead of messing with the graphics, fix the janky mechanics and systems already
    47AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:45
    Re: #41
    Apparently they're reworking the gameplay mechanics too
    54AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:53
    Witcher 3

    Cyberpunk (2077, using its forum nickname)
    60AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:00
    It'll sell better than the Xbox version
    Well, I own an Xbox Series X myself, but I'm not buying it on Xbox
    63AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:04
    Re: #60
    I just bought it normally on Series X and it runs great
    Though I picked up the Switch version too, later on
    65AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:06
    This kind of thing happens a lot, but I do envy the people who get to experience it for the first time because of this

    I felt the same way about the Switch 2 edition of Breath of the Wild
    66AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:06
    Re: #65
    If anything, I think having already played the original is the more valuable position to be in
    75AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:16
    Maybe it's because multiplatform releases including Switch 2 have just become the norm now, but the console-war trash talk has really quieted down
    Even Xbox keeps getting multiplat support despite its software sales, so it makes sense that most titles will probably keep going multiplat on Switch 2 too
    77AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:16
    Re: #75
    As long as a platform has decent enough performance, they'll probably support it multiplat

    And the Switch 2 turned out to have just enough performance to clear that bar
    76AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:16
    You're really better off having played Witcher 1 and 2 as well, if only for the character relationships
    Though that's basically only doable on PC
    78AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:20
    Re: #76
    You can check the story summaries for Witcher 1 and 2 on the official Witcher 3 site, under "World" → "Timeline"
    Of course, actually playing the games will get you a much deeper understanding
    81AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:22
    I've got the physical copy of the Switch version — I wonder what happens to that
    84AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:25
    Re: #81
    Since it's not labeled a "Switch 2 Edition," I'd guess upgrading shifts you to a digital copy (meaning it won't launch on the original Switch anymore)
    Basically, it'll probably end up handled like the Switch 2 version of Skyrim Anniversary Edition
    85AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:25
    https://youtu.be/OTyOoAO_Gvw?si=bPCqcW8lpYj1LZ9s
    Looks like they've overhauled the controls and combat too
    Can't wait
    87AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:29
    Re: #85
    On top of that, it sounds like animal ecology and behavior are getting reworked too — apparently they're changing some pretty fine details
    97AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:38
    Lol, so only the Switch version doesn't get the free upgrade?
    105AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:41
    Re: #97
    • Japan only
    • And that's due to legal requirements
    • Plus it's only 100 yen
    Can't believe someone's actually trying to stir up drama over this…
    101AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:40
    So the Switch version isn't getting a "2nd Edition," it just gets patched as-is?
    I think Pokémon Scarlet/Violet worked kind of like that
    104AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:41
    Re: #101
    The Switch 1 and Switch 2 versions are completely different builds, and rebuilding it from scratch would be a huge effort, so I'd guess they just ported over the Switch 2 version from the other platforms

    Background and Key Points

    The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt turns eleven this year, and CD Projekt Red’s remaster/DLC plan follows the precedent set by 2022’s “Complete Edition” next-gen update on PS5/Xbox Series, itself already a free patch for owners of the base game. What’s new this time is Switch 2 joining PS5, Xbox, and PC on day one, plus a promised overhaul of combat, controls, and animal AI rather than just a visual pass. The Switch 1 version, released in 2019, was a famously heavy technical compromise, so the jump to Switch 2 native footage is expected to be stark.

    The thread’s actual disagreement wasn’t about whether the update is good — nearly everyone agreed a free remaster is a clear win. It split over two smaller things: whether Japan’s Switch buyers are being shortchanged by a 100-yen charge that PS5/Xbox/PC owners don’t pay, and whether owning an untouched Steam copy makes the news exciting or just another reminder of a stalled backlog. On the pricing point, posters correctly noted this isn’t CD Projekt Red singling out Japan — it traces to a Japanese legal requirement that a nominal price be listed rather than the item being labeled “free” outright, a quirk of consumer-labeling rules rather than a business decision.

    What the thread doesn’t spell out for outsiders: physical Switch 1 cartridges likely won’t play the remaster locally, since posters expect this to mirror how Skyrim’s Anniversary Edition handled its Switch 2 upgrade — pushing existing physical owners toward a digital-only update rather than a compatible cartridge patch.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry [“Geha”]) thread “Witcher 3: Wild Hunt Remaster Announced! Free Upgrade Coming to All Platforms!.”

  • Shizuoka’s Nagaizumi Town Fires 57-Year-Old Employee Who Took Home 20,000 Discarded Public Documents Without Permission — 5ch: ‘So Cheap…’

    A 57-year-old female employee at the Nagaizumi Town office in Shizuoka Prefecture was dismissed after taking home roughly 20,000 public documents slated for disposal without authorization. It also came to light that she used the backs of the pages as scratch paper to print her hobby mystery novels on the town’s copy machine, sparking discussion on 5ch with comments like “Printing on the town’s copier? Wouldn’t just buying the book be cheaper?” and “So cheap…,” along with speculation about how it was discovered and what her motive was.

    “I didn’t want to spend my own money” — Employee dismissed for taking home roughly 20,000 discarded public documents without permission, used them as scratch paper to print hobby mystery novels = Nagaizumi Town, Shizuoka

    Published 8/25 (Tue) 19:12

    Shizuoka Broadcasting System (SBS)

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:56
    So what was the whole Middle East crisis even about, in the end?

    41 Anonymous Donburako 2026/03/20 (Fri) 05:35:08.12 ID:Az+IKYP60
    Re: #2
    If 70% of the raw material for window sashes disappears,
    then sash makers' work drops 70% too, right?

    43 Anonymous Donburako 2026/03/20 (Fri) 05:42:48.27 ID:Az+IKYP60
    Re: #42
    If materials drop 70%, production drops 70% too, so the work drops 70%,
    and you cut staff by 70% as well.

    51 Anonymous Donburako 2026/03/20 (Fri) 05:55:14.23 ID:zlyhQQA/0
    Re: #46
    Because we've never been affected by it before.

    So, mind if I save this?
    I'm hoping you're not lying to me.

    A 70% drop means if you had 100 orders a month, that falls to just 30-something.
    That's easy enough to verify later, so I'm saving this properly — that okay with you?

    52 Anonymous Donburako 2026/03/20 (Fri) 05:58:58.36 ID:Az+IKYP60
    Re: #51
    Sure, go ahead.
    42AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:08
    Oh wait, she printed it on the office copier?
    So cheap…
    7AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:58
    I want to ask someone who really knows this stuff — using the "yani-neko" (nicotine-stained cat) meme as an analogy, would the sash shop be the landlord??
    46AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:09
    Re: #7
    Since it's worried about work stuff, isn't that more of a "yaku-neko" (drug cat) thing?
    10AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:58
    Printing library books on scrap paper — how broke do you have to be?
    109AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:28
    Re: #10
    Not broke, just stingy.
    122AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:33
    Re: #10
    It's the people who actually have money who turn into misers.
    23AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:02
    Crimes involving public documents by civil servants are supposed to carry serious penalties — does she really get off with just dismissal? In the US, a case like this would supposedly get you sent to Guantanamo Bay (Cuba) as punishment.
    32AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:04
    Re: #23
    What about in Azerbaijan? Or the Republic of the Congo?
    38AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:06
    Printing mystery novels on the town's copier?? Wouldn't buying the book be cheaper??
    63AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:15
    Re: #38
    It says "town's," not "city's," so it's presumably the copier at Nagaizumi town hall. Black-and-white is probably under 1 yen a page, but I wonder what it all added up to.
    45AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:09
    Even at 10 yen a copy, that's 200,000 yen. Government office copiers are leased, so they're paying even more than that. If General Affairs had just checked the counter, they'd have caught it. Well, copyright law violation — busted.
    102AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:26
    Re: #45
    It's a per-page contract — black-and-white is probably under 2 yen a page.

    And honestly, if she didn't care about owning the actual book and a copy was fine, she could've just taken photos and read them on a tablet.
    50AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:12
    Seems like copying would actually cost more. It takes effort too. Heck, at that point just download it online…
    75AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:18
    Re: #50
    It says "the town's copier." So she was siphoning off the town's budget. Dismissal seems fair.
    51AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:12
    Unbelievably cheap. She's probably paid decently too.
    53AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:13
    And here she was contributing to ISO 14001 (environmental standards — reusing waste paper and all).
    66AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:16
    Re: #53
    It literally says "without permission," lol. At least ask first, lol. Not that it would've worked anyway, lolol.
    68AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:17
    Factor in the copier's printing costs and wouldn't it come out about the same as just buying the paperback?
    80AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:19
    Re: #68
    The point is she was using tax money to copy stuff for her personal hobby.

    Taking home discarded public documents without permission is bad enough, but this is just as bad.
    77AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:18
    Same as the idiot who drives 10km to a different supermarket to save 10 yen on eggs.
    84AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:21
    Re: #77
    That's a terrible analogy, even as analogies go.
    81AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:20
    Printing on the town's copier — you'd think just buying it would normally be cheaper.
    89AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:22
    Re: #81
    This reporter refers to the town office as "the town," so "the town's copier" just means the office copier — free to use. But using a ton of paper would look suspicious, so apparently that's why she used the backs of the discarded documents instead.
    90AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:23
    Re: #81
    It's about the copier managed by Nagashima town [sic], lol. You'd notice if the paper ran low, but you wouldn't notice the ink, right? lol
    119AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:32
    A photocopy wouldn't satisfy the urge to actually own the book. What's the point of going to all that effort just to copy it?
    125AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:35
    Re: #119
    But it cost her literally zero yen, lol. Effort aside, lolol.
    121AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:33
    So there really are people out there who print out illegal downloads? That's a pretty unusual kind of person.
    134AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:37
    Re: #121
    It's a copy of a book she borrowed from the library. And since it's on scrap paper, it must be brutal to read.
    123AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:33
    Oh, so she wasn't writing novels as a hobby — she was just photocopying novels she liked?
    135AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:37
    Re: #123
    You actually need to file a request just to make a copy. Permission's only granted for research purposes, though — without authorization it's copyright infringement (violation of the reproduction right).
    127AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:35
    There's a real chance the copying was just cover for smuggling the public documents home — the punishment seems fair.
    146AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:41
    Re: #127
    I bet the seniors and coworkers who already retired and got away clean were doing the exact same thing.
    174AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:50
    If they'd just digitized everything, none of this would've happened…
    195AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:00
    Re: #174
    Not everyone here is necessarily a Nagaizumi resident — nearby Gotemba and Numazu cities do have digital systems.
    208AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:05
    Re: #174
    If the logic that "accidents caused by things like cars or smartphones aren't the thing's fault, it's the fault of the person using it" holds up, then this isn't really about digitization either — it comes down to "the person who did this is the one at fault." Though saying that to someone whose values have been thoroughly brainwashed by digital-absolutism (more a religion than a philosophy) — efficiency, convenience, savings, and all that — would probably go in one ear and out the other.
    197AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:01
    I wonder how this even got found out?
    203AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:03
    Re: #197
    She got taken down by the next office queen bee who wanted to pull the same trick herself. Give it a few years and it'll probably happen again.
    209AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:06
    Re: #197
    Nothing more annoying than someone hogging the copier.

    Background and Key Points

    Japanese municipal offices are required to dispose of internal paperwork through controlled channels — shredding contracts or supervised destruction — precisely because “discarded” documents at a town hall routinely contain residents’ personal information: family register entries, tax records, welfare applications, and the like. Nagaizumi is a small town office in Shizuoka Prefecture, the kind of local government body (chihō kōkyō dantai) whose employees are civil servants bound by the Local Public Service Act, under which unauthorized removal of records and misuse of office equipment for private purposes are disciplinary offenses that can trigger immediate dismissal (chōkai kaishoku), independent of any criminal charge. That distinction matters here: nothing in the reporting suggests she was prosecuted for theft or copyright infringement — she was fired administratively.

    The thread’s actual disagreement wasn’t about whether dismissal was warranted; almost no one defended her. It split on how to read the “cheapness” — some treated it as a quirky, almost sympathetic case of thriftiness (comparing her to someone driving across town to save on eggs), while others insisted the money-saving angle was a distraction from the real violation, using town resources and mishandled records, and pushed back on framing this as mere frugality.

    What the posts gloss over is the copyright layer, raised only briefly (#135): under Japan’s Copyright Act, libraries may reproduce portions of a book only for a patron’s own research use, not full copies for personal keeping, so what she was printing on scrap document backs may itself have been an independent infringement — a second violation the “cheap old lady” framing obscures entirely.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Breaking News+) thread “[Shizuoka] “I didn’t want to spend my own money” — 57-year-old female employee dismissed for taking home roughly 20,000 discarded public documents without permission, printed mystery novels on scrap paper — Nagaizumi Town.”

  • HoYoverse’s New Game Draws ‘Masterpiece’ Praise at Gamescom—Plus Accusations of Copying

    Footage of a new game from China’s HoYoverse, shown at Gamescom, became a hot topic on 5ch’s console gaming (Geha) board. While many praised the graphical polish, others pointed out a sense of déjà vu, saying it resembled Elden Ring or Monster Hunter—sparking a broader debate about how Japanese games’ technical prowess compares.

    1AnonymousAug 26, 2026 03:09
    Source: gamescom
    4AnonymousAug 26, 2026 03:14
    With money, manpower, and technical skill,
    you can pull off anything—anime style, toon shading, photorealistic,
    whatever you want.
    8AnonymousAug 26, 2026 03:27
    Re: #4
    Having clear, top-down decision-making as an organization is a real strength.

    It's similar to Nintendo in some ways too—being able to shoot down even the higher-ups' opinions when needed makes for a genuinely strong operation.
    7AnonymousAug 26, 2026 03:27
    Feels like just the other day a photorealistic game from them got its servers shut down almost immediately.
    21AnonymousAug 26, 2026 04:19
    Re: #7
    What are you talking about? They haven't shut down a single game's servers.
    9AnonymousAug 26, 2026 03:35
    An Animal Crossing-style slow life game, a Pokémon-auto-chess type game, and an action game using… umbrellas?
    They're developing all of these in parallel, and now yet another new title?
    Can they actually finish all of them…?
    10AnonymousAug 26, 2026 03:35
    The character designs feel kind of half-baked lol
    Right now the only 'appeal' is the monetization model.
    11AnonymousAug 26, 2026 03:38
    First it was Zelda, now they're aspiring to be Elden Ring?
    83AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:37
    Re: #11
    Well, it's an easy target to aim for, I guess.
    12AnonymousAug 26, 2026 03:41
    Man, this is kind of lame though.
    This is the kind of thing Square Enix should be doing.
    Why are they getting outdone like this?
    14AnonymousAug 26, 2026 03:44
    This is what they're using AI for.
    Government, take some responsibility.
    15AnonymousAug 26, 2026 03:44
    The dragons are a straight-up copy of FromSoftware, this is bad in so many ways—why isn't anyone suing?
    18AnonymousAug 26, 2026 04:02
    With this kind of game, the moment you see it you're like 'yeah, yeah, I know exactly where this is going'—so it just doesn't get me excited anymore.
    20AnonymousAug 26, 2026 04:13
    Graphics really do matter after all.
    Good graphics alone make you want to try it.
    22AnonymousAug 26, 2026 04:47
    I dunno, but nobody's asking them for a photorealistic game, right?
    23AnonymousAug 26, 2026 05:14
    Looks like a copy of Nightreign (Elden Ring Nightreign)…
    I guess it's fine as long as it's fun,
    but it's a shame they have such incredible tech yet can't find a new direction of their own.
    26AnonymousAug 26, 2026 05:36
    Kinda gives off Monster Hunter vibes.
    youtu.be/I59kIiEDOMM
    29AnonymousAug 26, 2026 05:43
    Re: #26
    Looks like it could be fun.
    57AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:25
    Re: #26
    There's a whole range going on—borrowing from Western games and movies, Monster Hunter influences, next-gen action game staging, and more.
    Elden Ring itself is basically ripping off Western works, but otaku who only play games probably can't see past the surface.
    It's just an anime style with finely detailed character models, and slapping a dark color palette on the world doesn't show any real sense of design.
    It's not even ruins—there's nothing there at all.
    34AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:15
    HoYoverse's game balancing is godlike, so you guys should start playing their games early!
    35AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:20
    Re: #34
    You've played Star Rail (HoYoverse's other title) and that's your takeaway?
    67AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:55
    The Gamescom announcement image got updated too, and it really stands out.
    73AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:14
    China and Korea keep polishing up the Japanese game formula more and more.
    It's exactly like Japan's own old growth-era playbook.
    Japanese games are bound to decline because of this.
    Even Square Enix is already at a level where it can't compete on graphics anymore.
    78AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:27
    Re: #73
    Honestly, as long as they're focused purely on graphics and blatant copying, I'm not worried—they won't actually surpass us that way.
    76AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:25
    Didn't a photorealistic new title from them get its servers shut down super fast?
    77AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:26
    Re: #76
    What is this even about?
    89AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:50
    Re: #76
    HoYoverse hasn't had any games shut down. Unless you mean some old game, maybe.
    84AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:39
    In the end they're all doing the same thing anyway.
    85AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:41
    Re: #84
    Nintendo's games have been doing the same thing for decades too, so that's not a problem at all.
    94AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:59
    Chinese game studios are actually pretty upfront about what influenced them. Meanwhile with something like Japan's FF16—it's obviously a blatant copy of Devil May Cry, yet in interviews they never once mention Devil May Cry by name.
    96AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:02
    Re: #94
    FF16 isn't a copy—the action was made by the actual guy who worked on DMC5 and Dragon's Dogma. Didn't they say that?
    98AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:04
    Re: #94
    Wait, 16 plays like DMC? I never even considered buying it since it's a Square Enix game, but now I'm a little interested.
    101AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:09
    Oh, this is HoYoverse? I'm used to seeing this kind of game by now, no surprises here.
    Ananta (another upcoming action game) looks better.
    102AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:11
    Re: #101
    Lately they've been doing all sorts of things aiming for a PC release, and it really shows.
    105AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:13
    Re: #101
    Ananta looks just like Spider-Man though.
    103AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:12
    Re: #96
    The fact that everything from the motions to the abilities looks so similar isn't that guy's fault.

    He joined the project partway through, and what he actually worked on was stuff like fine-tuning parameters and enemy AI routines.

    FF16 turned out the way it did because they deliberately referenced Devil May Cry.

    There are countless action games out there, yet somehow they borrowed so many elements specifically from Devil May Cry.
    108AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:17
    Re: #103
    'Partway through' just means the early stage before the specs were even finalized—the guy who actually built the action was combat director Suzuki himself lol

    Background and Key Points

    HoYoverse (formerly miHoYo) is the Shanghai-based studio behind Genshin Impact (2020) and Honkai: Star Rail, gacha titles that generate reportedly billions of dollars a year and have let the company fund AAA-scale production despite starting as a mobile-first developer. Gamescom, held annually in Cologne, is Europe’s largest games trade show and a standard venue for splashy trailer reveals. The new footage sits alongside a string of other HoYoverse projects reportedly in parallel development — a life-sim, an auto-battler, an action title — reflecting the company’s now-familiar strategy of running many genres at once rather than sequels to one franchise.

    The thread’s actual fault line isn’t graphics quality, which nearly everyone conceded is strong — it’s whether visibly borrowing FromSoftware’s Elden Ring/Nightreign and Monster Hunter’s design language counts as competent genre execution or a lack of original vision. That argument then pivoted into a tu quoque: several posters countered that Final Fantasy XVI’s unacknowledged debt to Devil May Cry makes Japanese studios guilty of the same thing, just less openly credited.

    What’s likely to trip up readers unfamiliar with the board: the repeated claim that a “photorealistic HoYoverse game” had its servers shut down abruptly is not established fact — it’s disputed inside the thread itself, with multiple replies denying HoYoverse has ever shut down a title. That detail is worth treating as unverified rumor rather than a real precedent, since no game name or date is ever supplied to back it up.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry (Geha)) thread “HoYoverse’s New Game Is Seriously a Masterpiece lololololololol.”

  • Fans Debate Whether the Juice=Juice Fandom Is Really ‘Peaceful’ After Viral X Post

    A tweet posted on X (formerly Twitter) claiming that “Juice=Juice fans all compliment each other’s oshi (favorite members), making the fandom peaceful” became a hot topic on 5ch’s Hello! Project board. In the thread, some agreed, saying “makes sense given the mutual-support culture,” while others pushed back with “they’re at each other’s throats over bus tours” and “there was infighting in the past too,” sparking a debate over whether the fandom is really so peaceful.

    Kokonoka. ’26

    @coconoca__9

    With everyone singing this well, you’d expect fights over “my oshi is the best,” but Juice has this vibe of “my oshi is amazing, but yours is amazing too” — I love it, it’s almost too peaceful 🍹

    Source: x.com / Original post here

    2AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:43
    Watching people lose it over bus tours, I really can't call this peaceful.
    3AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:43
    Not sure if this is an EBiDAN thing or an =LOVE ('Iqoulove') thing.
    4AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:43
    They can afford to be chill because they're already certain their oshi is the best.
    5AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:45
    Guess you're a newbie who doesn't know about Hello! Project's "secret account" (urawiki) culture.
    20AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:09
    Re: #5
    If you don't have to know, ignorance is bliss.
    63AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:28
    Re: #5
    Most of the complaint accounts these days are ANGERME fans anyway
    leftovers from the "Rikamiko" era.
    7AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:46
    Wait, seriously? There are groups where fans of the same group fight each other??
    10AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:55
    Re: #1
    Thinking everyone's that good based on just that is peace-addled naivety.
    11AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:57
    They're all good, but you can quickly tell who's better.
    12AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:58
    Re: #11
    They're not even that good lol
    13AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:59
    Dambara's fans can afford to praise the younger members precisely because their oshi's position is untouchable.
    14AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:01
    I've been a Hello! Project fan for over 10 years, so I can tell this guy knows exactly what he's saying.
    He's just jumping on the winning horse to take a dig.
    He used to be a Kamei/Kamikokuryo/Ikuta fan anyway.
    16AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:03
    > He used to be a Kamei/Kamikokuryo/Ikuta fan anyway

    Ah, that explains it.
    17AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:04
    23AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:14
    This peace only exists after the old blood-soaked "Nacchi vs. Goma" fan wars.
    Everyone learned that trashing each other within the same group has zero upside.

    I really wish ANGERME fans would learn that same lesson — "trashing each other within Hello! Project has zero upside."
    24AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:15
    Re: #12
    There's always someone like you no matter where you go,
    so there's no such thing as "peaceful" lol
    26AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:22
    Irie's getting showered with praise in the comments on the "Kurakura" recording video though.
    27AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:24
    Kind of like how Shimoitani gets showered with praise in the comments on ANGERME's dance-practice (danpura) videos?
    29AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:28
    Someone clue them in about "koko" (a nod to the tweeter's handle, Kokonoka).
    34AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:44
    Re: #29
    No doubt they already know.
    31AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:40
    Come to think of it, there's never been infighting among Juice=Juice fans, even back in the original-lineup era.
    Unlike other groups, every member of Juice was pointed in the same direction.
    Maybe it's because they were a rare group where every single member was serious and hardworking.
    32AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:43
    Re: #31
    Why are you acting like Takagi never existed?
    Miyamoto was looking in a different direction too, which is why she went solo early.
    36AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:49
    Re: #32
    Takagi got criticized for having a bad attitude at handshake events, sure,
    but I don't remember fans fighting each other over it.
    Her singing was highly rated by fans, and she was respected as an indispensable member of Juice.
    39AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:52
    Re: #36
    "Come to think of it, there's never been infighting among Juice=Juice fans, even back in the original-lineup era. Unlike other groups, every member of Juice was pointed in the same direction. Maybe it's because they were a rare group where every single member was serious and hardworking."
    ↑
    That's what this was about — what are you even talking about?
    38AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:51
    No group has a mutual-support network (gojokai) as functional as Juice's.
    Even back in the original-lineup days, it was standard for fans to attend every single member's birthday event.
    40AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:54
    Re: #38
    But diva Takagi's show at Landmark Hall wasn't even full.
    If every Juice fan really went to everyone's events, you'd think at least Landmark would fill up, right?
    Don't rewrite history.
    44AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:02
    That's because the "server-battle" oshi-activity fans have been flowing into Juice.
    They're the crowd that used to constantly fight with other members' fans, so of course it feels peaceful now.
    47AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:07
    Re: #44
    Apparently there's a fandom that's been fighting internally ever since the group formed
    the so-called "hell fandom," lol
    48AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:10
    People who use Juice's name to trash other fandoms and other groups like this obviously aren't peaceful.
    Are you doing this on purpose?
    54AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:17
    Re: #48
    This is all just =LOVE fans anyway.
    49AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:11
    Re: #40
    Nobody said everyone went, though.
    Why are you so worked up about this?
    I don't remember if Landmark was completely full, but it had a decent crowd.
    But you wouldn't know that, since you never actually saw the events in person.
    57AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:19
    Re: #49
    So my point is, don't cherry-pick the one little part you happen to know and write it like it applies to every Juice fan.
    Morning Musume fans and ANGERME fans go to birthday events for members other than their own oshi too.
    62AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:26
    Re: #57
    Hard to take that from someone who's never seen the events in person.
    It's a fact that the mutual-support network functions better in Juice than in other groups.
    Morning Musume. plays surprisingly small venues for how popular they are, and ANGERME is beyond hopeless at this point.
    65AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:32
    Re: #62
    There's the Juice fan showing their true colors lol

    Background and Key Points

    Juice=Juice is a Hello! Project (H!P) idol group under UP-FRONT, launched in 2013 and built around unusually strong vocalists. Like other H!P units (Morning Musume, ANGERME, =LOVE), it operates inside a broader fan culture where “oshi” (a fan’s favorite member) is a semi-official identity, and where “gojokai” — informal mutual-support networks in which fans of one member also turn out for every other member’s birthday events, handshake lines, and solo shows — are treated as a real measure of a fandom’s health. H!P also has a long history of factional fan hostility; posters invoke the early-2000s “Nacchi vs. Goma” rivalry (between fans of Morning Musume members Nakazawa Yuko and Goto Maki), a notoriously bitter feud that set the baseline against which any group’s fandom gets called “peaceful” today. “Urawiki” refers to anonymous secondary accounts H!P fans keep for venting or sniping, separate from their public fan persona — a structural feature of the fandom, not a fringe quirk.

    The thread doesn’t actually split on whether Juice=Juice fans praise each other online; that’s granted. It splits on whether that online courtesy reflects genuine peace or just a fandom with no urawiki-driven “server battle” history yet, papering over real friction — bus-tour disputes, uneven turnout at member events like Takagi Sayuki’s under-filled Landmark Hall show, and past departures such as Miyamoto Karin’s — versus one poster’s cynical read that the whole tweet is a backhanded dig from a fan of other, now-faded members.

    What outsiders likely miss: “peaceful” is only meaningful relative to H!P’s unusually combative fan history, not as an absolute claim, and several posters even use “peaceful Juice” as a weapon to insult ANGERME and =LOVE fans — undercutting the premise in the act of defending it.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “X: ‘I love that Juice=Juice’s fandom has this vibe of my oshi is amazing, but yours is amazing too — it’s almost too peaceful’.”

  • Girls’ School Bathrooms Have Lines Too — Boys’ Urinals Outnumber Them 1.4-to-1, 5ch Says ‘See, the Boys’ Room Is Empty’

    A survey of school bathrooms across 74 cities and wards nationwide by the Asahi Shimbun found that boys’ restrooms have 1.4 times as many urinals as girls’ restrooms have stalls. The investigation was sparked by a female student’s complaint that “recess ends up being nothing but standing in the bathroom line.” On 5ch, the observation that “the boys’ room is empty” set off a wide-ranging thread covering the causes of the congestion, phone use eating up stall time, and preferences for squat versus Western-style toilets.

    Published 8/26 (Wed) 7:02 AM

    withnews by Asahi Shimbun

    Long lines at women’s restrooms have become a social issue, driven by the gender gap in the number of toilets available. The Asahi Shimbun first covered the issue in an article in January 2025. Since then, we’ve heard from many quarters requests to “look into school restrooms too,” so between May and July 2026 we surveyed a total of 74 municipalities — government-designated cities, prefectural capitals, and Tokyo’s 23 wards. 72 of them responded, and our analysis of a combined 624,011 toilets found that boys’ restrooms have 1.4 times as many units as girls’ restrooms. (Asahi Shimbun reporter Tomoko Yamashita)

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:39
    "See, the boys' bathroom is empty!"
    46AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:52
    Just confiscate their phones already
    6AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:41
    So let's cut the number of stalls in the women's room
    and line up urinals to match the men's room.

    If you're complaining the numbers are unequal, you'd have to accept this as a solution too, right?
    17AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:44
    Quit whining, you softies.
    If a guy uses a stall, he gets nicknamed "Poop Man," so we held it in desperately until we got home.
    97AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:04
    Re: #17
    They should make all men's toilets stalls too.
    That would cut the number down to match the women's side,
    and everyone would be happy, problem solved.
    27AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:48
    Put a timer on the outside of every stall door, for men and women both, so you can see how many minutes someone's been in there.
    79AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:58
    Re: #27
    Wasn't there an Abe Kobo short story with a factory foreman nicknamed "Stopwatch"?
    30AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:49
    But seriously, why is the female urethra built so inconveniently?
    Not just that urinals are hard to use — it's also more prone to infections and leakage. It's hard to see the upside of that design.
    87AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:01
    Re: #30
    There's no real reason.
    Every part of the human body was just slapped together haphazardly.
    34AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:49
    I've never actually seen both the boys' and girls' school bathrooms full at the same time.
    213AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:32
    Re: #34
    Same here.
    There's probably a faction that wants it to look that way.
    42AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:51
    The reason there are more men's urinals is that even with the same-sized space, urinals are compact, right?
    So the fix for the women's room is to rip out the partitions and go "nihao-style" (open squat toilets in a row, like some Chinese public restrooms) to fit more in — problem solved lol
    43AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:51
    As a guy this is hard to really get.
    Plus girls supposedly go to the bathroom in pairs holding hands, which eats up even more time.
    Guys don't do the buddy-bathroom-trip thing.
    47AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:52
    Re: #43
    I heard from a girl that the Showa-era version of that (the buddy system) was actually meant to guard against perverts.
    51AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:52
    Isn't this just the media's usual trick of only reporting what fits their narrative?
    62AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:55
    It's mostly phones or makeup eating up the time.
    75AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:57
    Re: #62
    Elementary schoolers don't wear makeup, and they can't bring phones to school either, you know.
    93AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:03
    Re: #75
    They stand there messing with their wet hands in their hair while staring in the mirror, forever.
    66AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:56
    Why did bathrooms suddenly start running short once the Reiwa era began?
    74AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:57
    Re: #66
    And this despite the falling birth rate.
    Probably because, unlike the old days, people spend a lot longer in the stall looking at their phones.
    72AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:57
    They're on their phones in there, obviously.
    I never saw lines like this 20 years ago.
    82AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:59
    Re: #72
    Try 30 years ago — women's bathrooms already had lines back then.
    There was even a stir about middle-aged women sneaking into the men's room to use a stall because the women's side was too crowded,
    and that's old news by now.
    81AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:59
    Guys carry a big risk too — if you go into a stall you get teased "poop, poop," so you can't poop at school.
    It stops bothering you around college age, but what even is that about?
    90AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:02
    Re: #81
    Back in middle school I could never go before leaving home, so I always ended up doing it at school, and it became a running joke: "Pooping again? lol"
    By that point I'd just stopped caring.
    114AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:07
    They're just taking way too long in there.
    Female VTubers pee faster than I do, even.
    117AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:09
    Re: #114
    Lol
    Yeah, they're back in a flash.
    And if it does take a while and you think "oh, must be a poop," turns out they went and made instant noodles instead.
    156AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:19
    Re: #114
    Bruh, it's a woman lolololol
    126AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:12
    Just make a separate entrance for the squat-style toilets in the women's room lol
    Standing in line is just being soft
    183AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:26
    Re: #126
    Squat toilets have a bad reputation, though.
    Plenty of students cross a school off their list just because it has squat toilets.
    Correspondingly, schools that renovate to Western-style toilets see higher application rates.
    189AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:27
    Re: #183
    It's unpopular, so people probably just finish quickly and get out.
    191AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:27
    Re: #183
    Though squat toilets are actually more hygienic since you don't touch anything with your butt.
    147AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:17
    Women really do take forever.
    What are they even doing in there?
    155AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:19
    Re: #147
    With squat toilets you can't sit down, so it wouldn't take long.
    Isn't it slow because they're sitting there checking their phones?
    180AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:25
    Re: #147
    Go ask your girlfriend or wife.

    Background and Key Points

    The survey sits on top of a broader push in Japan to fix what’s been dubbed the “women’s toilet line” problem — the Asahi Shimbun’s January 2025 piece first framed unequal restroom wait times as a gender-equity issue in public facilities, and this follow-up applies the same lens to schools. The 74 municipalities surveyed are Japan’s designated cities (seirei shitei toshi, large cities with prefecture-level administrative powers), prefectural capitals, and Tokyo’s 23 special wards — together a sample skewed toward Japan’s biggest urban school districts, not rural areas. Of the 72 that responded, tallying 624,011 fixtures nationwide, boys’ facilities came out 1.4 times larger in unit count.

    The thread’s actual fault line isn’t over whether girls wait longer — nobody disputes that — but over cause: is the gap structural (urinals need far less floor space and plumbing per unit than an enclosed stall, so any given square footage naturally yields more male fixtures) or behavioral (phone use, grooming, or the “buddy system” of pairing up for restroom trips, historically a safety habit against harassment rather than idle chatting)?

    What the thread misses is that raw fixture counts don’t map cleanly onto capacity, since a stall and a urinal occupy very different amounts of space — so equalizing “unit numbers” between the sexes, as some posters jokingly propose, wouldn’t equalize actual floor area or renovation cost. Also unaddressed: Japan’s school toilets still run a meaningful share of washiki (squat-style) units, a leftover from pre-1990s construction standards that many districts are only now budgeting to replace with yoshiki (Western-style) fixtures.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Breaking News Plus) thread “【🚻】Girls’ School Bathrooms Have Lines Too — “Recess Ends Up Being Nothing But Standing in Line” — Boys’ Urinals Outnumber Them 1.4-to-1… How the Survey Started“.

  • Amid ‘Love, Bring It On’ Backlash, Matchmaking Agency CEO Argues ‘Women Who Like Violent Men Are Just Plain Unintelligent’

    YouTuber Chihiro Katsukura, head of the matchmaking agency “Naresome Yobiko” (lit. “Matchmaking Prep School”), weighed in on the backlash surrounding Netflix’s “Love, Bring It On,” arguing that women drawn to violent men are “just plain unintelligent.”

    On 5channel, the discussion spread to cover the link between violence and popularity, the argument that “intelligence” and “reason” aren’t the same thing, and even firsthand accounts of abusive men who charm everyone around them.

    August 22, 2026, 8:00 PM

    On August 19, Chihiro Katsukura (20,000 subscribers), who runs the matchmaking agency “Naresome Yobiko,” posted a new video. Using the ongoing backlash against Netflix’s dating reality show “Love, Bring It On” as a springboard, she laid out her theory on the psychology behind women being drawn to violent men.

    “Love, Bring It On” is a Netflix reality series following so-called “yankee” (delinquent-style) men and women living together as they navigate romance, with Season 2 streaming since August 4. In episode 5, Kazuma Shiota — known as “Kazu-kun,” a host club owner (host name: Kazuma Hisaki) — sparked a wave of criticism after describing, while recounting his upbringing, having once set someone on fire. The Ministry of Justice’s Rehabilitation Bureau, which had partnered with the show to promote “offender rehabilitation” awareness, also came under fire, and the controversy grew well beyond the show itself. On the 21st, the Ministry of Justice announced it was ending the partnership.

    Source: yutura.net / Original article here

    4AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:40
    I bet women who are drawn to violent men had a thuggish, yankee-type father too.
    109AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:49
    Re: #4
    If you grow up believing 'my violent father was in the right,'

    then yeah, you'd probably end up choosing that same type of guy as a boyfriend or husband.
    15AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:45
    Honestly, being drawn to bad guys is just plain crazy ("atama okashii").
    Are they chasing some kind of thrill?
    20AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:47
    Re: #15
    It's all explained right there in Re: #1.
    18AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:46
    College grads and the wealthy tend to stick tightly together with their own kind — grads with grads, rich with rich.
    45AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:04
    Re: #18 continued

    You could also call it a sad type of person who can't swap things out in their imagination, level up, or fly off wherever they like — they can only picture things within a narrow frame or axis.

    Like, the type who learns "substitution" in middle school math and doesn't go "whoa, that's handy!" The sad type who finds it too much hassle to understand.

    But among the violent guys who dominate women, it's not always just brutishness. There's what you might call the Super Himo Theory! (a pun — "himo" means both "string" and slang for a man who lives off a woman)

    He bleeds her dry financially and beats her — but when she finally makes a break for it, sprinting barefoot through a downpour with no umbrella, he chases her down and pulls her into a hug: "There's nobody else for me but you!" That's the Super Himo Theory, straight out of the Showa era! He's mastered physics at a world-class level — some even call it superstring theory! (another string/himo pun)

    Well, there's also "fisherman mechanics," but that's about how guys on long ocean voyages carefully read the room to avoid getting preyed on — that's a story for another time.
    29AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:53
    Violent guys read as stronger males, so it makes the womb ache — that's just the instinctual pull, can't be helped.

    Women just don't feel any allure toward soft, meek men.
    33AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:58
    Re: #29
    Then why not just marry a hulking military meathead?
    42AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:03
    For both men and women, the lower the intelligence, the weaker the reason and the more instinct takes over.
    Men get violent to the point of domestic abuse,
    and women get promiscuous to the point it causes social problems.
    112AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:54
    Re: #42
    Measuring IQ by gender like that is probably considered unethical…

    but there does seem to be some kind of trend.
    50AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:08
    I'm honestly not sure how to interpret "low intelligence" in this case.
    In reality, you actually see cases that sound almost made up —
    sensible, accomplished women who go for DQN-types (delinquent/lowlife guys).
    Maybe it's better to treat "intellect" and "intelligence" as separate things?
    Plenty of elite University of Tokyo-grad bureaucrats are total idiots as human beings, after all.
    55AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:10
    Re: #50
    A handful of exceptions are still just exceptions.
    58AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:13
    Re: #50
    It's less "low intelligence" and more "weak self-control," I'd say.
    60AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:14
    Re: #55
    So to you, "quite a few" means "a small number"?
    66AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:16
    Re: #60
    Your "quite a few" isn't backed by any real numbers — you don't even know the sample size. It's just a vague claim.
    62AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:15
    > "Manga built around the trope of 'he's only kind to me' have been selling well lately"

    Shoujo manga really is nothing but this kind of crude wish-fulfillment garbage.
    It's not fiction, it's just an illustrated fantasy diary.
    107AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:45
    Re: #62
    Westland's Iguchi used that as material in his M-1 (Japan's top manzai comedy competition) set.
    118AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:56
    Re: #62
    There's plenty of manga and AV (adult videos) aimed at men that's basically male fantasy made literal too —
    does that mean men are just better at telling fantasy apart from reality?
    64AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:15
    Guys like Shohei Ohtani, Erling Haaland, and basketball or volleyball players are popular with women too because they're pro athletes with great physiques and physical ability.
    Athletic strength is a form of violence in its own way. 👩
    70AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:18
    Re: #64
    So pro musicians and actors being popular is about "violence" too?
    72AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:20
    Re: #70
    Well, even among actors, tall guys with a good build and looks are more popular than short ones.
    82AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:25
    Re: #70
    What about Tsuyoshi Nagabuchi, then?
    71AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:19
    Ha, she's not holding back lol.
    But it's true that violent men, "moral harassment" types (emotionally abusive men), really are popular.
    People probably mistake being pushy and aggressive toward others for reliability — but once you marry him, you become his next victim.
    99AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:41
    Re: #71
    I don't get where the confidence comes from that a violent husband just won't abuse them too.
    81AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:24
    A man with high intellect can be domineering without ever raising a hand to women or children.
    A man with low intellect tends to use violence and intimidation to look bigger than he really is — deep down he's actually a coward.
    It's the difference between an elite at a major corporation and a middle-school-dropout yankee running his own one-man contracting outfit.
    91AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:28
    Re: #81
    But there are plenty of power-harassment types among highly educated corporate elites, executives, and senior bureaucrats too who are violent or intimidating, right?
    85AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:25
    Men talking down to store clerks with rude, casual speech gets a terrible reputation from women too —

    so why do women fall for pushy, aggressive "ora-ora" (tough-guy) types anyway?
    103AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:43
    Re: #85
    Probably something like "MY guy is the exception."
    94AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:33
    Re: #91
    Most of these guys don't actually raise a hand to their spouse or kids —
    they relieve stress by targeting people in society it's "safe" to bully.
    It's the low-functioning ones who can't make that distinction who end up committing domestic abuse.
    98AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:40
    Re: #94
    Ah, so it's "won't hit HIS OWN women and children," got it.
    I'll work on reading between the lines.
    124AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:59
    When I see a yankee couple with their kid at AEON (a Japanese supermarket/mall chain),
    it makes me wonder what my whole life of playing it straight was even for.
    128AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:00
    Re: #124
    If being ordinary and average were something wonderful, geniuses would never emerge.

    Your way of thinking is a menace to society.
    136AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:10
    Re: #124
    If you admire the delinquent crowd, it's not too late to become one yourself.
    Falling off society's rails is surprisingly easy,
    and staying on the rails without falling off is actually the harder path in life.

    Living a perfectly average, unremarkable life is tougher than it looks.
    139AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:13
    Former delinquents are really skilled at winning people over.
    At my workplace too, when a former delinquent yells and intimidates someone, then follows it up with a smile and a handshake, everyone falls in line.
    They probably pull the same move in dating, working as a team — I've seen it happen at group mixers (godokon).
    140AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:14
    Re: #139
    Classic codependent-abuser technique.
    145AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:19
    Re: #139
    I'd think anyone reasonably sharp, men and women alike, would recognize that kind of move — the sort of thing straight out of a pop-psychology book — and see right through it.
    Guess that's not always true?
    148AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:21
    Re: #139
    No no no, lol.
    My old workplace had a leader just like that and everyone was sick of it.
    Getting dragged into his emotionally unstable BS drama every single time was the worst.

    Background and Key Points

    “Love, Bring It On” belongs to Japan’s long-running “yankee” genre — reality and scripted content built around delinquent-style youth culture that traces back to 1980s biker-gang (bosozoku) and school-delinquent subcultures, since softened into a stylized, often romanticized aesthetic in manga and dorama. That the Ministry of Justice’s Rehabilitation Bureau had attached its name to Season 2 reflects a real government practice: Japan leans on volunteer probation officers (hogoshi) and public-facing media tie-ins to promote offender reintegration, since the country has no parole system in the Western sense and relies heavily on community-based rehabilitation. A host-club owner’s on-camera admission to having set someone on fire made that partnership untenable, forcing the ministry to withdraw days later — a detail that explains why a dating show controversy became a government story. Katsukura herself runs a “konkatsu” (marriage-hunting) coaching business, a niche where YouTubers build followings on blunt, clickbait-y verdicts about women’s dating choices.

    The thread didn’t really argue over whether women are drawn to tough men — that was taken as given — but over Katsukura’s causal claim that this attraction reflects low “intelligence.” Posters kept splitting hairs between chi (intellect) and chino (reasoning/self-control), with several citing counterexamples of accomplished, educated women who still fall for delinquent-type partners, and others flatly rejecting gendered IQ comparisons as unscientific.

    What the thread never quite lands on is that “yankee” romance is a commercially manufactured trope, not a spontaneous psychological pattern — shoujo manga, host-club marketing, and now reality TV all monetize the “he’s only gentle with me” fantasy, meaning the show itself is a product engineered to elicit exactly the reaction posters are trying to psychoanalyze.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpted summary of the 5channel (Geisports Sokuho+) thread “Matchmaking agency CEO and YouTuber says women drawn to violent men are ‘just plain unintelligent,’ shares theory amid ‘Love, Bring It On’ backlash.”

  • MLB MVP Odds: Not Ohtani — Cubs’ PCA Leads NL Race

    On August 25, MLB’s official website released its predictions for this season’s NL MVP, and topping the list wasn’t Dodgers star Shohei Ohtani (32), who is chasing his fourth consecutive and fifth career MVP award, but Cubs outfielder Pete Crow-Armstrong (PCA, 24).

    On 5ch, discussion centered on a stats debate over whether WAR or OPS should carry more weight, along with hopes that Ohtani could still stage a comeback in the final month of the season.

    Sports Hochi

    August 26, 2026, 4:55 AM

    In this season’s MVP predictions released on the 25th (late that same night Japan time) by MLB’s official website, it’s not Dodgers star Shohei Ohtani (32), aiming for his fourth straight and fifth career MVP award, but Cubs outfielder Pete Crow-Armstrong (PCA, 24) who currently leads the NL race.

    Source: hochi.news / Original article here

    6AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:20
    Soccer's the sport of the times now
    17AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:36
    Re: #6
    MLB really doesn't have many famous stars anymore, huh
    9AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:27
    PCA went 0-for-5 yesterday though
    He had a huge slump last year too
    10AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:32
    Still, there's a month left
    Could go either way
    13AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:33
    Who even is this guy lol
    Ohtani losing out to some nobody lol
    14AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:33
    Guess the anti-Ohtani harassment is bad in the US too lol
    15AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:34
    Ohtani's reign is finally over
    (∩´∀`)∩ hooray! (celebratory ASCII emoticon)
    16AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:34
    Well of course
    His swing's got way more snap to it
    19AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:38
    Just go play outfield then
    If there's injury risk, ban sliding and diving catches
    20AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:40
    Voter fatigue might mean
    PCA takes it even if Ohtani hits 40-40
    22AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:41
    Shohei Ohtani
    Turns out he's not that popular after all \(^o^)/
    23AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:45
    If he wins MVP with this year's stats, that'd be rigged
    24AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:46
    So far PCA's been running hot on top of hot, while Ohtani's been running cold on top of cold. Curious how the last month plays out.
    25AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:47
    Who's Alvarez?
    Is MLB's level really low enough that some random newcomer can become MVP?
    Thought that, looked him up, and turns out he's put up great numbers every year lmao
    I'm way too much of a casual fan lmaooo
    27AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:48
    This season Ohtani's hitting and pitching are both a bit off his absolute peak
    (though the fact that he's still in the conversation among Japanese players says he's a monster regardless)

    MVP is just an incidental award for how the whole year goes. Winning the pennant is what actually matters.
    29AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:50
    Roberts doesn't prioritize individual titles and won't let him chase one
    If he's not pitching, Ohtani as just a DH doesn't stand a chance
    48AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:21
    He's already won it 4 times, isn't that enough?
    58AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:34
    Re: #48
    Catching up to and surpassing Bonds' 7 MVPs is Ohtani's noble mission
    50AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:25
    Downgraded from unicorn to just a pretty good player
    52AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:27
    Re: #50
    Calling the OPS leader "pretty good" lol
    Who do you think you are lol
    54AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:27
    Quick-draw Grounder-tani (mocking nickname for weak early-count groundouts) is a no-go this season, even to an amateur eye
    59AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:35
    Re: #54
    When it comes to grounding out and going hitless lately,
    Murakami's even worse than Ohtani
    So dissing Ohtani means dissing Murakami even harder — keep that in mind
    56AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:28
    He's still #1 in WAR nationwide
    Can't be helped
    60AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:36
    Re: #56
    WAR isn't an official MLB stat
    It's just a reference metric, and plenty of people criticize it
    Too much weight's been put on it until now
    69AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:42
    MVP is basically decided by WAR, yet these bandwagon Ohtani fans keep chanting OPS lmao
    77AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:48
    Re: #69
    That take is shallow
    Writers vote on impressions, not stats — keep that in mind

    Though yeah, Ohtani's not getting MVP this year, that much is certain
    75AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:47
    Surprised Ohtani's even in MVP contention
    Thought he was way short of it this season
    79AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:49
    Re: #75
    The OPS leader not being in contention? No way lol
    85AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:52
    PCA running hot on top of hot
    Ohtani running cold on top of cold

    Genuinely excited to see the last month play out
    87AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:55
    Re: #85
    The real 'running hot' is Ohtani's ERA, as always

    Background and Key Points

    The MVP award itself isn’t decided by MLB.com’s own website — the poll referenced here is an internal “expert predictions” feature published in late August, distinct from the real vote, which is cast after the regular season by two BBWAA writers in each NL city on a ranked ballot. Ohtani’s history looms over the discussion: back-to-back AL MVPs in 2021 and 2023, then a unanimous NL MVP in 2024 after a two-way peak that combined elite hitting with dominant pitching WAR. This year he’s largely a DH while recovering from surgery, which several posters implicitly flag as the reason his overall value case is thinner than in past seasons, even with strong OPS numbers.

    The thread’s real fault line is WAR versus OPS as the right lens for MVP. One camp treats WAR — which folds in PCA’s defense and baserunning on top of a breakout bat — as the closer proxy for what writers actually reward, since PCA plays center field and adds value beyond hitting. The other camp insists that voters go by feel and traditional offensive production, where Ohtani’s OPS lead should matter more, and that a strong September could still flip things.

    What the thread skips is that these midseason “predictions” have shifted before and carry no weight on the actual ballot; WAR itself isn’t an MLB-sanctioned metric but a sabermetric composite that different sites calculate differently, so “leading in WAR” isn’t as fixed a fact as posters treat it. Readers should treat this as an editorial snapshot, not a forecast of the real BBWAA outcome.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geisports Sokuho+) thread “[U.S.] Even in the official site’s expert poll, PCA is favored over Shohei Ohtani for MVP.”