Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Chunichi’s Minor-League ‘Dragon Ball Park’ Plan Hits a Wall — 5ch: ‘Just Call It Dragons Ball Park’

    At an August 28 city council session, Kiyosu Mayor Sumio Nagata said that using the name “Kiyosu Dragon Ball Park” — a proposal tied to the city’s bid to host a Chunichi Dragons minor-league stadium — faces “extremely tough” obstacles due to copyright issues. The plan envisioned tying in with “Dragon Ball,” the work of Kiyosu native Akira Toriyama, and the city had contacted a Tokyo-based rights management company in June to ask whether use of the name would be permitted. As of August 19, the company had only replied that it “cannot answer at this time.” On 5ch, reactions ranged widely, from alternative suggestions like “Just call it Dragons Ball Park” to questions about spending tax money on the stadium project itself.

    August 28, 2026, 16:04 (last updated 8/28 18:34)

    Sumio Nagata, mayor of Aichi Prefecture’s Kiyosu City — which is bidding to host a minor-league stadium for the pro baseball team the Chunichi Dragons — said on the 28th that the “Kiyosu Dragon Ball Park” stadium concept, which would tie in with the work of Kiyosu-born Akira Toriyama, creator of the globally popular manga and anime “Dragon Ball,” faces “major obstacles, including copyright, that are extremely difficult to overcome.”

    He was responding to a question in city council from councilman Tetsuo Takahashi, who originally proposed the concept. The city emailed a Tokyo-based copyright management company in June to ask whether use of the name would be permitted, and on the 19th of this month received a reply stating, “We cannot answer at this time.”

    Source: mainichi.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:50
    "Dragon Ball" as an official name, lol
    What about Base⭐Ball too?
    6AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:50
    Pointless.
    No need for a collab at all.
    8AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:51
    Just call it Dragons Ball Park, that's fine.
    9AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:51
    Re: #1
    It's pretty rich to just one-sidedly ask them to lend the name for free, lol
    13AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:51
    If it were Akira Toriyama, an honorary Nagoya native, he'd probably have happily let them use the name for free.
    62AnonymousAug 28, 2026 19:01
    Re: #13
    Kiyosu isn't Nagoya, though.
    14AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:52
    Can't they just change the name?
    17AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:52
    Giving a minor-league stadium a name like that, though…
    18AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:53
    "Dragons Ball Park" would be fine.
    The other one's really pushing it.
    26AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:54
    Re: #18
    At least read Re: #1.
    They're assuming an unauthorized Dragon Ball collab too.
    21AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:53
    I'd be fine with it if they renamed the first team the Chunichi Shenrons.
    22AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:53
    Both "dragon" and "ball" are common nouns, so I think "Dragon Ball Park" alone should be safe.
    25AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:54
    Let's grab hold of Dragon Ball Park!
    30AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:55
    Re: #25
    Something in this world has gone crazy~
    27AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:54
    "Gorilla Park Inoue" would do just fine.
    28AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:54
    Well, they can't very well sell the license overseas for like 250 billion yen and then let Japan use it for a few hundred million, can they.
    31AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:56
    "Dragons Baseball Park" is fine (´・ω・`)
    32AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:56
    Why not make it "Dragon Ball Park" and get permission from Tatsumi Fujinami — isn't that the natural flow?!

    Let me do it, a singles match against Vader!
    33AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:56
    Dragon Ball Park's probably already been locked up by Prince Mohammed and Macron, though who knows.
    34AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:56
    Re: #1
    There's already an absurdly oversized, bizarre theme park planned overseas — they should drop this.
    The hometown would be better off with exhibits tied to his actual work, like a recreated manga studio room.
    35AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:56
    Know your place — pairing a globally, planet-scale IP with a declining game of catch-the-ball is out of line.
    37AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:56
    Stuff like this always crops up once a manga artist passes away.
    38AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:57
    Dragons Ball Park is fine, isn't it.
    40AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:57
    There used to be a show combining comedy duos Drunk Dragon and Football Hour called "Drunk & Ball Hour."
    41AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:57
    How about naming it after the Kiyosu Conference instead — like "Sanposhi Park"? (Sanpōshi, the young Oda Hidenobu, was the heir decided at the historic 1582 Kiyosu Conference)
    42AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:57
    Why not just pay a fair enough price to actually convince them (´・ω・`)
    43AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:57
    Wouldn't it be better to spend that construction money on strengthening the team instead?
    44AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:57
    Aiming to cash in on Dragon Ball fans' misunderstanding.
    46AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:58
    There's a racehorse named Tigers Park.
    60AnonymousAug 28, 2026 19:01
    Dragon Ball is a cash cow for Bird Studio, Toho, and Shueisha — there's no way they'd sell it cheap.

    The city's ulterior motive of trying to use it on the cheap just because it's "Toriyama's hometown" is blatantly obvious, which is probably why they were told, "Don't disclose the content or our answer."
    64AnonymousAug 28, 2026 19:03
    Re: #60
    Correction:
    not Toho, it's Toei.
    79AnonymousAug 28, 2026 19:08
    I heard the Dragon Ball theme park in Saudi Arabia is also unauthorized — I wonder if that's true.
    92AnonymousAug 28, 2026 19:14
    Re: #79
    Some Saudi entity is apparently a Shueisha shareholder.
    102AnonymousAug 28, 2026 19:17
    Because of rights issues, even on autograph boards Slime and Arale/Goku can't appear together — such a waste. (Slime is from Dragon Quest; Arale and Goku are Toriyama's own Dr. Slump/Dragon Ball characters, but cross-company rights keep them apart)
    Please reprint the Chrono Trigger art book.



    Background and Key Points

    Akira Toriyama died in March 2024 at the age of 68, and since then, facilities and events named after his hometown or places connected to him have been proposed one after another around the country. The copyright to Dragon Ball is held by Shueisha, which published the original manga, and Toei Animation, which produces the anime, among others — commercial use of character names and logos typically requires formal licensing and payment. Kiyosu City has used the fact that it is “Akira Toriyama’s hometown” as a bargaining chip, but there is little precedent for free or low-cost licensing being granted, and it isn’t unusual for rights holders to take a cautious stance. On the thread, alternative suggestions that avoid confusion, such as “Dragons Ball Park,” and questions about the tax burden of stadium construction stood out, but concrete information — such as actual construction and operating cost estimates, or the timing of a formal reply from the copyright management company — has not yet been made public, leaving it unclear whether the plan will ever come to fruition.

    *This article is composed of excerpts and a summary from the 5channel (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Chunichi] Dragon Ball Park Concept: Use of the Name “Extremely Difficult” — Aichi’s Kiyosu City Bids for Minor-League Stadium.”

  • Tokyo Names Tamori Among Candidates for “Honorary Tokyo Citizen,” Alongside Eiko Kadono and Others

    On August 28, the Tokyo Metropolitan Government announced that it has selected three people as this year’s candidates for Honorary Tokyo Citizen: children’s author Eiko Kadono (91), TV personality Tamori (81), and Mitsunori Torihara (83), honorary advisor of Tokyo Gas. The selections will become official after approval at the Tokyo Metropolitan Assembly’s regular session, set to convene in September. Honorary Tokyo Citizen is a title Tokyo awards each year to individuals who have contributed to social and cultural development, and 135 people have been honored so far. On 5ch, the thread sparked debate, with users questioning why residency rather than birthplace determines the selection, and others suggesting alternative candidates such as Beat Takeshi.

    Yomiuri Shimbun

    On the 28th, the Tokyo Metropolitan Government announced that it has selected three people as this year’s candidates for Honorary Tokyo Citizen: children’s author Eiko Kadono (91, resident of Kamakura, Kanagawa Prefecture), TV personality Tamori (81, resident of Meguro Ward), and Mitsunori Torihara (83), honorary advisor of Tokyo Gas (resident of Fujisawa, also in Kanagawa Prefecture).

    The selections will become official after approval at the Tokyo Metropolitan Assembly’s regular session, set to convene in September. Honorary Tokyo Citizen is a title through which Tokyo honors the achievements of individuals who have contributed to social and cultural development. It is awarded each year, and 135 people have been honored so far.

    Source: yomiuri.co.jp / Original article here

    19AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:48
    Did Morita Kazuyoshi (Tamori's real name) sell his soul to Tokyo?
    23AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:50
    Re: #19
    Sounds like something Tetsuya Takeda would say
    20AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:49
    So it doesn't even matter if you're a resident or actually from there?
    41AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:55
    Re: #20 Most celebrities get two honors — one from their hometown and one from where they currently live. Yayoi Kusama, who passed away recently, also got both: Honorary Citizen of Matsumoto (her hometown) and Honorary Tokyo Citizen.
    51AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:59
    Re: #20
    If being from the countryside counts, then anything goes.
    Guess that means Kansai-born Yoshimoto comedians could qualify too (though they'll probably never get the chance)
    21AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:49
    That Morita guy trash-talked Nagoya nonstop while hyping up Tokyo's appeal.
    I'll never forgive this old man.
    40AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:55
    Re: #21
    Lmao it even has its own Wikipedia page

    "Ebifurya" (a mocking parody of the Nagoya dialect pronunciation of "ebi furai," fried shrimp)
    https://ja.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=%E3%82%A8%E3%83%93%E3%83%95%E3%83%AA%E3%83%A3%E3%83%BC
    44AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:56
    He's just a hick from the Hakata boonies!
    45AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:57
    Re: #44
    He's from right in the heart of Fukuoka City.
    A total city slicker.
    50AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:59
    Re: #45
    I've been to Hakata! Even the "heart of the city" was total countryside lol
    111AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:30
    Re: #45
    Back then Fukuoka was considered just a backwater part of Kyushu, right?
    46AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:58
    They really should give Yayoi Kusama the National Honor Award.
    She's currently one of the top artists in the world.
    Her international name recognition beats Sadaharu Oh, Miho Takagi, Naoko Takahashi, and Saori Yoshida.
    Seriously, why is it always athletes?
    53AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:59
    Re: #46
    The National Honor Award was originally created to honor Sadaharu Oh.
    90AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:18
    Re: #46
    Every world news outlet gave her extensive coverage.
    Seems like she's got a passionate following in places like Spain and France.
    54AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:59
    Fukuoka City back when Morita lived there was total countryside.
    This guy from the island of Kyushu has no right to mock Nagoya!
    77AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:13
    Re: #54
    Actually Kitakyushu City was more prosperous than Fukuoka City back then.
    Though Kitakyushu City didn't exist yet at that point.
    58AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:01
    Tamori's already been dropped from the "Big 3" comedians anyway.
    He's a has-been at this point.
    61AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:04
    Re: #55
    Just being a painter's kid from Adachi got him mocked.
    His mother just poured money into her kids, that's all.
    Actually, Takeshi has said that as a child he was teased by people around him for being "the paint shop's son," and it stung.
    And despite his mother being so education-obsessed, all her kids ended up at private universities lol
    Back then, way more than today, national/public universities were considered supreme and private ones looked down on.
    In Takeshi's generation, even Waseda and Keio were fairly easy to get into and looked down on.
    72AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:11
    Re: #61
    Takeshi's older brother got into a national university too, but since it was the literature department, their mother wouldn't let him enroll.
    Her educational policy was: a private university's science department beats a national university's humanities department.
    83AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:14
    Re: #61
    Apparently one of Takeshi's older sisters had the best grades in the family, good enough to aim for Tokyo University, so her high school homeroom teacher even came to the house to plead with the family to let her go to college.
    But the mother's policy was that women don't need higher education, so she didn't let her go.
    62AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:04
    Wait, Tamori isn't even from Tokyo though.
    He just happens to live in Meguro lol
    Calling it an "honor" and all…
    If that's the standard, they don't even need Tokyo to host it — just leave it to the national government.
    65AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:05
    Re: #62
    It's totally normal for Olympic medalists too — they get honored by both their current city and their hometown.
    70AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:09
    Did Tamori actually accomplish something great enough to deserve an honor award?
    All I know him for is "Waratte Iitomo!" and "Vocabulary Tengoku."
    73AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:11
    Re: #70
    "Tamori Club" was a pioneer of subculture-style TV shows.
    84AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:15
    Re: #70
    He was the first person to do impressions of Chinese and Korean people.
    71AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:09
    Re: #65
    The "Tokyo Citizen Honor Award" and "Honorary Tokyo Citizen" are different things.
    The former is just a plain commendation, but the latter comes with perks like residence tax exemption — basically "live here until you die" in exchange.
    82AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:14
    Re: #71
    What happens if you move away?
    Is there some kind of penalty?
    89AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:17
    So the current "Big 3" is Chidori, Kamaitachi, and Chocolate Planet now?
    91AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:18
    Re: #89
    Lmao that lineup is way too weak
    96AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:20
    Re: #89
    Honestly this generation's funnier than Tamori, no contest.
    107AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:27
    I know Tamori's lived in Tokyo a long time, but I've never once thought of him as a "Tokyoite," let alone felt proud of him as one.
    109AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:28
    Re: #107
    Probably even he doesn't think of himself that way.
    110AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:29
    Re: #107
    If you live in Tokyo, you're a Tokyoite, aren't you?

    Background and Points of Debate

    Honorary Tokyo Citizen is a title Tokyo awards each year to people who have contributed to social and cultural development, and selection doesn’t hinge on whether someone is originally from Tokyo or currently lives there — plenty of notable figures have been honored by both their hometown and their current municipality. Commenters in the thread pointed to Yayoi Kusama as an example, who received honors from both Matsumoto City (her hometown) and Tokyo, and this year’s selection of Tamori fits that same pattern. Where opinions in the thread split was over whether residency alone is enough to call someone a “source of pride for Tokyoites,” with a divide between those who prioritize birthplace and those who prioritize actual residency. It’s worth noting that some unconfirmed claims about specific perks tied to the honor, such as exemption from residence tax, appeared in the thread, but these are not part of the officially explained benefits of the program.

    ※This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “Tamori Among Honorary Tokyo Citizen Candidates, Governor Yuriko Koike Says “It’s a Source of Pride for Tokyoites”… Children’s Author Eiko Kadono Also Named.”

  • Some Broke Up With Their Girlfriends to Max Out Their NISA… The Extreme Lifestyles Revealed at the ‘NISA Poverty Bar’

    Japan’s new NISA tax-free investment program has expanded its lifetime tax-exempt investment cap to 18 million yen, and a lifestyle known as “NISA poverty” — trying to max out that limit as fast as possible — is drawing attention. At a networking event called the “NISA Poverty Bar” covered by ABEMA TIMES, participants shared their reality: breaking up with a girlfriend just to hit the cap, or putting 110,000 yen of a 200,000 yen monthly income into investments. Expert Nikuyo Nikunokoji called the trend “seriously precarious.” On 5channel, opinions clashed head-on between those who argued that filling the quota in five years makes life easier afterward thanks to compound interest, and critics who said sacrificing your life and relationships for it defeats the whole purpose.

    The Reality of “Extreme Living” Discussed at the “NISA Poverty Bar” — “I Broke Up With My Girlfriend to Max Out My Contributions,” “Investing 110,000 Yen Out of a 200,000 Yen Income” — Expert Nikuyo Nikunokoji Warns “It’s Seriously Precarious”

    Published Fri, 8/28, 11:00

    ABEMA TIMES

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    6AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:05
    At the end of the day, I bet it's people like this who'll be laughing last.
    14AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:06
    Re: #6
    Private vice (overspending) is a public virtue.
    Private virtue (NISA poverty) is a public vice.
    10AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:06
    Tough life when you're not too bright, huh… That's putting the cart before the horse…
    17AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:07
    Re: #10
    Why? If you fill the 18-million-yen cap in 5 years, your money starts snowballing fast after that, so you won't need to keep funneling your paycheck into savings.
    Put in 5 years of contributions and after that you can spend what you earn guilt-free.
    34AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:10
    Re: #17
    I think this is really a topic for people who don't make much money though…
    Basically I think you should do whatever you want.
    Though I do think it's kind of dumb (lol)
    99AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:21
    Re: #17
    Why are you assuming it'll keep growing lol
    49AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:13
    The means has become the end.
    70AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:17
    While you're young, isn't it better to invest in things like certifications to boost your income?
    78AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:19
    Re: #70
    For people who can't raise their income even by investing in themselves, NISA works fine, I think. Invest in yourself without spending money.
    94AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:21
    Re: #70
    I think investing in yourself is important too, and breaking up with a girlfriend you actually care about just to max out your contributions is peak stupidity.
    If she's some girl you don't care about, sure, break up lol
    85AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:20
    I could still handle stashing away 100,000 yen a month.
    But the iDeCo contribution limit goes up next year, right?
    Looks like my "iDeCo poverty" era is confirmed.
    93AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:21
    Re: #85
    Oh right, there's the iDeCo increase too. With NISA already going full tilt, maxing that out as well is rough.
    128AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:25
    Re: #93
    With NISA you can cash out if push comes to shove, but iDeCo locks your money up until age 60 — so you should be careful, yet the pull of the income tax deduction is too strong to resist.
    Maybe I should scale back NISA instead…
    157AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:28
    Re: #128
    I think maxing out NISA as fast as possible should be the top priority. Max out iDeCo and it grows too much, and you'll probably get taxed on it at retirement, so that's tricky.
    176AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:30
    Re: #128
    The NISA cap of 18 million yen doesn't disappear, but iDeCo's allowance just vanishes if you don't use it.
    If you've got the spare cash, I think prioritizing iDeCo makes more sense.
    111AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:23
    I bet people who live like this when they're young end up, once they get old, either becoming abnormally timid and unable to spend any money, or one day the tension just snaps and they turn into wild spendthrifts.
    137AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:26
    Re: #111
    Apparently they end up falling for romance scams.
    336AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:44
    Re: #111
    It's the people who don't invest who are the timid, jumpy ones — they're too scared to even do index-fund dollar-cost averaging.
    112AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:23
    Re: #99
    Mints all over the world are cranking out money non-stop.
    The total money supply only ever goes up.
    Just holding onto cash means the cash you have keeps losing value.
    Index funds are fine to feel safe about.
    Even counting the Lehman Shock, look at it over a 10-year span and the market still goes up.
    129AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:25
    Re: #112
    I see.
    I envy you young folks.
    Once you hit your late 50s like me, it's too scary to touch.
    Guess I'll just quietly dump it into government bonds.
    156AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:28
    Re: #129
    With Japan right now making noise about cutting the consumption tax, there's no way they can push through any major tax hikes for a while, so inflation is only going to keep accelerating.
    163AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:28
    Re: #129
    I've got a bit in government bonds too, but aside from being able to cash out anytime, there's no real value to them.
    Well, the interest is about 3 times what it was 3 years ago, though.
    118AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:24
    What's the investing term for putting almost all your assets into investments? I can't remember it.
    131AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:25
    Re: #118
    Going all-in on risk assets.
    138AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:26
    Re: #118
    Full investment.
    142AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:27
    Even without NISA, you could probably wipe out about a million yen through expenses like your PC and electricity bill, I'd think.
    I actually file a tax return for that.
    154AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:28
    Re: #142
    As a side business? Being able to write off electricity and PC costs as expenses sounds nice.
    250AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:36
    A lifetime investment cap of "only" 18 million yen, huh~

    …The fact that I even thought that means I should definitely never show up to a gathering like this.
    I'd probably get stabbed in the back.
    287AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:39
    Re: #250
    Wow, impressive (said totally deadpan)
    317AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:42
    Re: #250
    You could just use a regular taxable brokerage account on top of it. If you've got the money, use both together.
    322AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:42
    Re: #250
    I think it's plenty. Turn it 10x and that's 180 million yen tax-free. There are tenbagger stocks all over the place.
    276AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:38
    My image of NISA and iDeCo is that only idiots who don't research anything actually do them.
    291AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:40
    Re: #276
    So what do the people who actually research it buy?
    303AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:41
    Re: #276
    What are you doing then? (lol)
    312AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:42
    Re: #276
    If you ask me, it's the people who don't even bother researching NISA and iDeCo and just skip them who are the idiots.
    323AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:43
    I was buying 10,000 yen of NTT stock every week this year through the growth investment quota, but the share price shot up so much I stopped buying.
    328AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:43
    Re: #309
    You don't trust the government, yet you're doing NISA and iDeCo, which the government is pushing? lol
    The financial institutions involved are even less trustworthy.

    Fixed deposit interest rates are starting to climb, so it's over now.
    346AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:45
    Re: #328
    Inflation and stock gains outpace fixed deposit interest, so even with higher rates nobody's putting money into deposits.
    354AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:46
    Re: #323
    Yeah, it had gotten cheap, huh.
    Re: #328
    Are you being serious?
    400AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:51
    Re: #328
    The very fact that the government is pushing investments like NISA and iDeCo is proof it's abandoning responsibility for people's futures, however you slice it.
    They even came out and said you'd need 20 million yen for retirement.
    If anything, anyone not doing this now is basically abandoning responsibility for their own future, right?
    Do you seriously think welfare benefits (namapo) as generous as today's will still be around 20 years from now?
    392AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:50
    I've only got 50,000 yen in savings, but I've got 18 million yen sitting in my NISA and taxable brokerage accounts.
    404AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:51
    Re: #392
    How do you even end up with unrealized losses like that?

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    Japan’s new NISA program, launched in 2024, expanded the lifetime tax-exempt investment cap to 18 million yen (including a 12-million-yen growth investment quota) and removed the program’s time limit. People racing to fill that cap as fast as possible have come to be called “NISA poor,” and this article covers a networking event called the “NISA Poverty Bar” where such people gather. Expert Nikuyo Nikunokoji sounded the alarm over the extreme belt-tightening involved, calling it “precarious.” On the forum thread, the logic of the fill-it-fast crowd — that maxing out the cap in five years lets compound interest do the work afterward — clashed with critics who said sacrificing a relationship for the sake of investing defeats the purpose. The thread also touched on the structural difference that iDeCo funds are locked up until age 60, while NISA can be cashed out anytime, with opinions split on which to prioritize. What readers may misunderstand is that NISA itself isn’t risky — the real point of debate is whether the “behavior” of rushing to fill the cap at the cost of one’s daily life and relationships is worth it.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Breaking News+) thread “The Reality of “Extreme Living” Discussed at the “NISA Poverty Bar” — “I Broke Up With My Girlfriend to Max Out My Contributions,” “Investing 110,000 Yen Out of a 200,000 Yen Income”.”

  • New Car, Meet Stubborn Steering Wheel Cover: 5ch Users Live-Report the Battle Right After Delivery

    On the 28th, a chatty thread on 5ch’s News Speed VIP board kicked off with reactions to the movie “Chiikawa” and rambled on from there — favorite game characters, complaints about endless restless nights, and anxiety over speeding tickets on residential streets — before finally settling on the original poster wrestling a stiff steering wheel cover onto their brand-new car, fresh off the lot. The saga played out with photo updates, and other posters chimed in with comments like “that looks tough,” keeping the mood good-natured right to the end.

    1AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:55
    Me
    4AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:58
    Oncoris is really strong, huh
    Tell me some other good ones
    9AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:05
    Re: #4
    Wanted to tell Ryu-san that Oncoris is amazing
    Gorilla Technology has me curious
    5AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:58
    Was it any good?
    10AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:06
    Re: #5
    The rabbit was annoying, but it's a movie that makes you think about the wars going on right now — satisfied
    13AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:06
    Re: #10
    Chiikawa had that deep a story?
    40AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:54
    Been stuck in these short repeating sleep cycles the last couple days, it's rough
    42AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:59
    Re: #40
    Same here
    And I get a different dream every time
    43AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:00
    Re: #42
    Today I think I slept like 6 times in 12 hours
    Adds up to about 8 hours total probably, but I don't feel rested at all
    50AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:07
    Re: #43
    Yeah it's rough when you can't get deep sleep
    44AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:03
    I've also been stuck repeating short bursts of sleep over and over
    46AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:04
    Re: #44
    Probably should just take sleeping pills, but that's kind of scary
    47AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:06
    Sounds like one speeding violation on a residential street gets you an instant license suspension now — terrifying
    53AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:09
    Re: #47
    Too scary, gotta drive extra safe
    56AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:10
    Ran a stop sign late at night and got chased down by a patrol car from behind
    Seems like they were staking it out…
    Cost me 5,000 yen…
    58AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:13
    Re: #56
    You never know where the cops are hiding…
    57AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:10
    Re: #53
    Don't panic if someone's riding your bumper — dealing with them is a pain, so if you get a tailgater, either pull over once and wait for them to leave, or note their plate and call the police
    59AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:14
    Re: #57
    Got it
    Even if I think someone's following too close, I'll just assume they're not actually going to hit me
    60AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:14
    Bicycles got a lot stricter, but cars and motorbikes have it even worse, huh
    62AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:15
    Re: #60
    Speaking of which, I need to get rid of my bike that I never use
    61AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:14
    Kurds were tinkering with it, driving a Hustler (Suzuki's kei car — a recurring, edgy 5ch joke about Kurdish scrap collectors)
    63AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:15
    Re: #61
    Seriously? Come on, stop it
    64AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:16
    Initial K debut (a pun on "Initial D," the street-racing anime — the "K" nods to the kei car)
    67AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:21
    Re: #64
    Top speed: 30 km/h
    70AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:22
    Re: #67
    Looks like it'll putter along sipping a canned coffee
    72AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:22
    Re: #70
    Wonder how Mr. Puttputt's doing these days ("Tokotoko" — a recurring meme nickname for something that plods along slowly)
    66AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:20
    Gimme your bike—
    Actually nah, if it's coming from Aichi the shipping would be brutal, forget it
    69AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:22
    Re: #66
    It's a bike that doesn't even need air in the tires
    80AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:34
    Also went to Autobacs (a Japanese auto-parts chain) and bought a steering wheel cover, but it didn't fit
    83AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:35
    Re: #80
    That's the kind of thing that quietly kills your mood
    82AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:35
    Did you take it for a light test drive along your commute route, just to get a feel for it?
    86AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:37
    Re: #82
    Did that on delivery day
    87AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:38
    Re: #83
    Bought one that's supposed to fit, but it's way too stiff……
    89AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:39
    Re: #87
    Good luck getting it on, okay?
    92AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:39
    Re: #89
    Guess I'll give it a shot……
    95AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:40
    Re: #92
    Before that, let me look up how to put it on, on YouTube
    107AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:45
    Show us what it looks like
    110AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:52
    Re: #107
    Like this
    113AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:54
    Re: #110
    Yeah, that does look stiff
    154AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:24
    Alright!!

    Background and Talking Points

    The chatter about speeding on residential streets ties back to Japan’s revised Road Traffic Act, which takes effect on September 1, 2026. Under the revision, the default speed limit on ordinary residential streets without posted signs drops from 60 km/h to 30 km/h — and since this thread went up on August 28, right on the eve of that change, it’s no surprise that worries about license suspensions and stepped-up enforcement came up. That said, the thread never really centered on one debate; it’s a classic “rambling” chat thread that drifted from movie impressions to small talk and finally to the OP’s personal saga of fitting a steering wheel cover on a new car. Because it never settles on a single throughline, readers may find it feels a bit scattershot.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Speed VIP) thread “lol, the guy who just watched the Chiikawa movie.”

  • More Tattooed Kids on the Streets? 5ch Erupts Over Japan’s ‘Public Safety’

    A video posted to X (formerly Twitter) showing tattooed young people was shared on 5ch’s “Live News” board (Nandemo Jikkyo G), sparking a heated debate. What started as a post saying “there sure are a lot more of these guys now” set off a wave of comments lamenting Japan’s declining public order — “these days it’s the serious, hardworking people who get mocked,” “politics is rotten with corruption, so of course things fall apart below” — while the claim that “tattoos are totally normal overseas” drew pushback: “isn’t that just a skewed impression from someone who’s only been to a few countries?” Some posters waxed nostalgic for the “golden age” of the mid-Heisei era, while others pointed to the influence of works like Tokyo Revengers. In the end, no consensus emerged on either the cause or how serious the problem really is.

    https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2092577925585612800/vid/avc1/720×1280/u97DhlrdmEkHPRDh.mp4?tag=29 Download Video

    There sure are a lot more of these guys now

    Source: video.twimg.com / original post here

    5AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:57
    You can't assume everyone's basically good anymore.
    It's become a world where whoever gets away with it wins.
    24AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:20
    Re: #5
    Japan's really turned into a place where 'serious and hardworking' = 'idiot.'
    Like being a troublemaker is supposed to be cool now.

    Re: #6
    Well, politics is about as corrupt as South America at this point.
    6AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:59
    Politics is nothing but corruption and fraud these days.
    Of course things trickle down.
    10AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:02
    What do guys like this even do for a living?
    27AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:21
    Re: #10
    Construction laborers (dokata), builders, real estate sales, fighters, rappers, apparel industry…

    Something like that?
    13AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:08
    People keep posting stuff like this every day claiming tattoos are totally normal overseas.
    14AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:10
    Re: #13
    Isn't that just someone whose overseas experience is limited to (tattoo-heavy) countries?
    35AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:26
    Re: #13
    Tattoos really are becoming more common in Japan too, no joke.
    18AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:15
    Re: #14
    Lol, trying so hard to spin the narrative.
    26AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:21
    Re: #18
    Why would you say that?
    Have you never actually been to those countries?
    21AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:18
    https://tadaup.jp/8HiHKf6a.png

    https://x.com/ch765432/status/2092957887912149425

    Even middle schoolers are getting tattoos these days, huh.
    37AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:27
    Re: #21
    They're going to grow another size in high school — what happens to the tattoo then?
    65AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:46
    Re: #21
    It's a temporary tattoo sticker.
    32AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:23
    It's just that Heisei produced way too many loners (inkya).
    Bring back the Showa era.
    33AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:24
    Re: #32
    Was the Showa era really full of tattoos?
    34AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:25
    Re: #14
    If you'd actually lived abroad you'd know tattoos get you side-eyed there too.
    There've been news stories about lawsuits over it now and then, and plenty of employers won't hire you if you have one.
    41AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:30
    Re: #34
    That depends on the country too.
    Some places will let you have tattoos whether you're a supermarket clerk or white-collar.
    I think lumping it all together as 'overseas' is too broad.
    43AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:30
    Re: #34
    I kind of get it for the US, but the class divide in their high schools is on another level.
    Especially the elite boarding schools — even Gen Z kids there, guys and girls alike, have completely clean, zero-tattoo skin.
    36AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:27
    Because they're going to bring back the draft and make it universal conscription.
    42AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:30
    Re: #36
    Could you handle that?
    44AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:31
    Re: #43
    So you're saying Japan's actually worse off?
    Even kids from normal families are getting tattoos like crazy now.
    49AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:33
    Re: #44
    Even in ordinary countries overseas, tattoos are everywhere.
    Also, tattoos are a form of self-harm, just like cutting — it's a sign something's wrong.
    So really, it means those countries overseas are the sick ones.
    48AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:32
    I bet the Self-Defense Forces will lift their tattoo ban eventually.
    They're desperate for recruits as it is.
    50AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:34
    Re: #48
    Yeah, that way they can work delinquents to the bone and toss them aside when they're done.
    51AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:35
    Re: #48
    Can't really be helped.
    The US military's full of tattoos too.
    52AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:36
    I literally just went grocery shopping and there was a middle-aged guy with tattoos spilling out of both sleeves of his T-shirt, just casually shopping like it was nothing.
    57AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:43
    Re: #52
    Kanto area?
    Seriously, there's been a lot of that lately…
    60AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:43
    Makes you realize the Heisei era really was a good time.
    78AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:52
    Re: #60
    Heisei, especially 2013 to 2019.
    I call it the golden age.
    Public order was good, and young people dressed in a calm, clean-cut way.
    That was probably Japan's peak. Glad I got to spend my 20s back then.

    Young people today are just tacky — bleached hair, tattoos, no class.
    85AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:54
    Isn't this the influence of Tokyo Revengers?
    86AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:55
    Re: #85
    I'd say it's more the influence of Breaking Down (the amateur fight show) and hip-hop culture.
    Plus all those TV shows about hostess-club girls and gang-adjacent types that have been popping up lately.
    109AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:06
    Re: #85
    Re: #86
    Probably both.
    Post-COVID pent-up frustration just exploded.
    Though to be fair, the population's shrinking too, so the number of violent crimes has actually gone down.
    87AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:56
    Most yankees (delinquent types) → have kids.
    Only a tiny fraction of chīmā (street-racing gang kids) → have kids.
    91AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:58
    Re: #87
    So logically speaking, it makes sense the delinquent population just keeps growing.
    90AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:58
    If you watch the Asakusa Sanja Festival, there are grown men flaunting their tattoos and swaggering around like tough guys.
    The police don't even bother clearing them out.
    94AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:59
    Re: #90
    Wait, aren't those guys actual yakuza?
    95AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:01
    Re: #90
    Well, it's a nation of law, so even antisocial types like that have human rights.
    Of course, guys like that don't know the law well enough to actually exercise those rights much, but it's still a headache for everyone around them.

    Background and Key Points of This Debate

    In Japan, tattoos have long been associated with the punitive tattooing of the Edo period and the yakuza culture of the postwar era, and customs like banning tattooed customers from public baths and gyms stem from that same history. Because of this, the association “tattoo = antisocial” runs deep, and this thread proceeded on that same assumption. That said, National Police Agency statistics show a long-term decline in the number of juvenile arrests, so it’s worth noting that the perceived sense of “declining public order” doesn’t necessarily match the actual crime figures. The claim that “tattoos are normal overseas” also drew pushback, with posters noting that attitudes vary widely by country and social class — and some in the thread pointed out that lumping all of “overseas” together was too crude an argument. As for the cause, multiple theories were floated, from the spread of combat-sports and hip-hop culture to the influence of specific franchises, but no evidence-backed conclusion was reached.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Sad News] Japan is finally done for as tattooed antisocial youth keep increasing. It used to have the safest streets in the world.”

  • Full-Time Card Shop Job Listing Promising ¥30 Million a Year Has 5channers Buzzing

    A full-time job listing at a trading card shop advertising an annual salary of ¥30 million (roughly $200,000) has become a hot topic on 5channel. Users pointed out the listing’s low barrier to entry — no educational requirements, no résumé needed, and just a single interview — while also noting that working hours and days off weren’t specified anywhere in the posting. Reactions split between straightforward envy and skepticism, with some suspecting it must be a brutally demanding job or that the figure includes performance-based bonuses rather than being a flat salary. Others noted that skilled appraisers who can spot fakes and predict market prices for purchased cards are genuinely rare, sparking a wider debate about what’s really behind the high-paying offer.

    9AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:59
    Apparently a former coworker of mine saved up working somewhere like this and retired early (FIRE). No idea if he really made that much though.
    10AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:59
    No degree needed, no résumé, just one interview — if you can really make that much, it's worth a shot.
    12AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:59
    Forget the 30 million for a second — you also get a monthly base salary of 380,000 yen!?
    14AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:00
    Honestly, working at a card shop sounds like a safer bet for life than going to university.
    15AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:00
    Reads like an ad for a hostess/escort job.

    Definitely a brutal workload.
    19AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:01
    Re: #15
    Is there really anything that demanding about working at a card shop though?
    24AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:02
    Re: #19
    Probably dealing with complaints about buyback pricing.
    29AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:03
    Re: #19
    People bring in mountains of cards where you can't tell fake from real.
    Plus you'd get tons of foreign customers coming in too.
    18AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:01
    An even more unstable job than being a YouTuber — you could get fired at any moment.
    20AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:01
    Sounds like if you can't resell the expensive cards you bought, they'd force you to buy them yourself.
    22AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:02
    Honestly, grunt-level sales jobs like insurance or home renovation seem like a better deal than this.
    36AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:04
    Re: #22
    Dealing with otaku and scalpers seems easier to run circles around, no?
    You could just make your own "mystery packs" (custom resealed card packs) and sell those off.
    25AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:02
    Lol, the website doesn't even list working hours or days off.
    26AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:03
    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    34AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:03
    I don't see why a card shop would ever need to pay an employee 30 million yen — if it's real, is the owner a saint or an idiot?
    42AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:06
    Re: #34
    Because they can only hire someone with a real eye for spotting fakes.
    51AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:10
    Maybe I should get into card shop work too.
    I used to play Magic: The Gathering, so I could probably manage.
    53AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:10
    Re: #51
    In the resale world right now, Pokémon cards are tier 1.
    52AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:10
    If it's this profitable, you'd just start your own shop — classic line.
    58AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:15
    Re: #52
    You can't run a secondhand shop without capital, so that's not really an option.
    59AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:17
    So it's basically a rare-card appraiser job?
    62AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:19
    Re: #59
    I used to work as a market analyst making 600,000 yen a month, but if I misjudged the market my pay would crash and I'd be in tears.
    66AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:22
    Sounds like you'd get a bonus bump for tricking someone into selling a pricey card dirt cheap 🙄
    72AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:24
    Re: #66
    It wouldn't go up.
    Do the opposite though, and it'd go down.
    83AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:30
    Feels like they'd teach you card-switching tricks (swapping in fakes) too.
    99AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:41
    Re: #83-84
    No way they'd take on a risk like that, idiot.
    88AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:32
    Never been to a card shop — do they really smell that bad?
    PC parts and gaming gear stores sometimes have a smelly guy or two, but…
    105AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:43
    Re: #88
    It's simple — you're cooped up in a cramped space for hours, so you start to smell.
    Well, some of them were already smelly to begin with.
    91AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:35
    The guy who can predict the next Lillie or Black Magician (chase cards) is the one pulling in 30 million.
    92AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:38
    Re: #91
    At that level it's less "prediction" and more market manipulation, no?
    If that's the case, 30 million kind of makes sense.
    94AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:38
    What does "performance-based pay" even mean for a card shop employee?
    102AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:42
    Re: #94
    Maybe profits from manipulating prices and dumping stock?
    106AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:43
    Re: #99
    It's the "shaka-pachi" crowd (scalpers who shake sealed packs to feel for hits) — they'd totally do that.
    118AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:48
    Re: #106
    They make absurd money without even needing to do that.
    107AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:43
    Re: #105
    Do people really hang out at card shops for hours?
    108AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:44
    Re: #107
    Places like that have a dueling corner, right?
    117AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:48
    Re: #107
    They've got duel spaces.
    116AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:48
    Which job is better, this one or that one?

    Background and Key Points of the Discussion

    As commenters pointed out in replies #94 and #99, listings touting a “¥30 million annual salary” are often performance-based rather than fixed pay, with commissions added on top depending on an individual’s appraisal skill and negotiating ability. In the trading card industry, a genuine shortage of skilled appraisers who can authenticate cards and predict market prices does exist, driven by the recent price surge and resale demand for certain items like Pokémon cards — so the underlying structure of high pay for that kind of expertise is real. At the same time, thread users raised doubts about the listing’s low barrier to entry (no educational requirements, no résumé, just one interview) and the fact that working hours and days off weren’t specified, with many worried about the workload and responsibility hiding behind the attractive pay. The point readers are most likely to misunderstand is that the advertised salary probably isn’t a flat, guaranteed take-home figure — it’s more likely an upper-bound number that includes commission.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5channel (Nandemo Jikkyou G) thread “[Great News] Full-Time Card Shop Employee Makes ¥30 Million a Year wwwwwwwwww.”

  • Psychiatrist YouTuber’s Rule for Beating Smartphone Addiction — 5ch: ‘People Can Watch Twenty 5-Minute Videos But Not One Movie’

    Psychiatrist and YouTuber Shion Kabasawa has introduced a rule anyone can start, aimed at helping “dopa-kids” — children who’ve grown so used to high-stimulation videos that they can no longer sustain focus — break the habit.

    On the thread, some doubted the rule’s effectiveness, while others spoke up for the value of “small steps” — gradually cutting viewing time — and many self-deprecatingly admitted that adults, not just kids, aren’t immune to being “dopa” themselves.

    Psychiatrist and YouTuber Shion Kabasawa spoke on his official YouTube channel, “Psychiatrist Shion Kabasawa’s Kaba Channel,” about a “super-simple rule” for graduating from being a “dopa-kid.”

    “Dopa-kid” is internet slang short for “dopamine-addicted kid” — describing young people who’ve grown used to high-stimulation content like short-form videos and games, constantly crave stronger stimulation, and can no longer sustain focus.

    It’s also been pointed out that, because their focus doesn’t last, they struggle to concentrate on slower-paced content like long videos, reading, or studying.

    Source: sirabee.com / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:09
    Smash your smartphone
    67AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:27
    Re: #3
    Coming from a 5ch-addicted old geezer, that's rich.
    8AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:17
    Feels like there are plenty of "dopa-uncles" and "dopa-aunties" too
    34AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:42
    Re: #8
    Hi, I'm a dopa-BBA (slang for "old lady")!
    65AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:20
    Re: #8
    I love horror so much I've started craving jump scares —
    does that make me "dopa"?
    9AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:20
    Well, like everyone's saying,
    if you IV them with Serenace to forcibly block their dopamine D2 receptors,
    most people's addiction symptoms settle down pretty quickly in the short term
    Serenace was originally developed to suppress the hallucinations and voices caused by amphetamines (a type of stimulant),
    so it comes with a powerful sedative effect too,
    so you can just let it knock them out
    Also confiscate their smartphone and PC completely
    and never let them touch one again
    69AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:30
    Re: #9
    If you take it away from an addict they go berserk —
    there have even been repeated cases of parents getting killed over it
    10AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:20
    If they can watch games or YouTube for hours, doesn't that mean they CAN focus?
    87AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:56
    Re: #10
    The point is they can watch twenty 5-minute videos,
    but can't sit through one 100-minute movie
    11AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:20
    What are they even watching?
    14AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:26
    Re: #11
    Apparently it's stuff like TikTok, YouTube Shorts, and Instagram Reels —
    just endlessly swiping from one to the next
    13AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:24
    The old lowlife vices —
    "drinking, gambling, and whoring" —
    have all just been replaced by the smartphone
    15AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:26
    Re: #13
    You can't get that drunk, buzzed-out feeling from a smartphone
    16AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:28
    Re: #15
    Up until the postwar era you could just buy Hiropon (a brand-name methamphetamine) over the counter
    38AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:46
    Re: #16
    Honestly the era when the streets were overflowing with Hiropon addicts was healthier than now
    Kids today can't even shoot up Hiropon, poor things 😢
    20AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:31
    The "kid" in "dopa-kid" doesn't refer to actual age,
    and it's not about little kids with ADHD or hyperactivity either —
    it's a term for people who seem to have an adult version of ADHD or a developmental disorder,
    where their mind never gets to rest and stays exhausted even into adulthood
    21AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:32
    Isn't that better than being a downer uncle/auntie whose dopamine never fires at all?
    51AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:04
    Re: #21
    Hi, I'm a downer-BBA
    This has its own problem — I lose all concentration too
    22AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:34
    A smartphone life — spending most of your life on your phone
    24AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:36
    Re: #22
    Shut-ins spend all their time on games anyway, so it's not much different
    40AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:54
    Pointless
    That's not gonna cut usage
    Guess that's what you get from a quack who just calls himself a psychiatrist
    41AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:56
    Re: #40
    No, actually,
    small steps like "make yourself conscious of watching only what you need"
    or "cut your time just a little"
    really do work

    If you suddenly tell someone to "cut it in half," it's just not realistic
    44AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:57
    Re: #41
    That's exactly why it won't work
    What are you, some old geezer with a Showa-era brain?
    64AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:20
    Re: #44
    I'm saying this because I actually know of cases where it worked
    Well, you don't have to believe me either way
    54AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:07
    Went to a family restaurant and was shocked — the family at the next table had both kids eating while each watched their own video, and the parents didn't say a word, just ate normally
    I bet that's pretty common these days
    77AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:36
    Re: #54
    I work in food service —
    and yeah, they just play the sound out loud too
    If you say something, they give you a dirty look
    78AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:40
    Re: #54
    Had a guy over 60 doing the same thing — when I told him to stop, he sulked but muted it
    Guess age doesn't matter when someone's just not right in the head
    57AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:10
    Re: #1
    What the hell is a "dopa-kid"?
    74AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:35
    Re: #57
    In Dokaben, that's the captain from Yamada and Satonaka's freshman year, who later becomes the youth team's coach (a pun riffing on the manga "Dokaben")
    58AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:10
    I always figured young people watch long videos at 2x speed
    Personally, 1.25x is my limit
    59AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:12
    Re: #58
    "Every boy… is a wild one~♪" (a line from the Dokaben anime theme song)
    60AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:15
    Re: #58
    For YouTube's "Yukkuri" videos (a genre with slow, robotic narration), if they've got subtitles you can mute it, play at 2x, and just read the text — saves time
    62AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:17
    Re: #60
    I don't get the point of saving time when you're only watching because you're bored
    It's not like you're trying to actually learn something from a Yukkuri video
    71AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:31
    Re: #62
    Kids today can't sit through long videos at all

    Background and Key Points

    Shion Kabasawa is one of Japan’s most-followed psychiatrist-YouTubers, running “Kaba Channel” (精神科医か�ばちゃんねる) to a mass general audience, translating clinical concepts like dopamine reward loops into everyday advice. The “dopa-kid” (ドーパ・キッズ) framing draws on real neuroscience — short-form platforms like TikTok, YouTube Shorts, and Instagram Reels are engineered around rapid dopamine hits, and repeated exposure is theorized to raise the stimulation threshold needed to hold attention, making slower media (a two-hour film, a novel, a classroom lecture) feel unbearable by comparison. Japan’s postwar history adds an unusual reference point that non-Japanese readers may miss: methamphetamine (branded Hiropon) was sold over the counter until 1951, so posters invoking it aren’t being flippant for shock value — it’s a known chapter of Japanese public-health history genuinely being compared to today’s smartphone dependency.

    The thread’s real fault line wasn’t over whether phone overuse is a problem, but over whether Kabasawa’s proposed fix — small, incremental reductions in viewing time rather than abrupt bans — can actually work, with skeptics dismissing it as toothless “boomer” advice and others citing firsthand cases where gradual tapering succeeded.

    What outside readers will likely misread is the word “kid” itself: posters clarified that it doesn’t denote literal children or clinical ADHD, but rather an acquired, age-independent attention pattern that can show up in adults just as easily — a distinction the article’s headline doesn’t make obvious, and one the thread had to correct for itself mid-discussion.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread ““Dopa-kid” (Dopamine-Addicted Kid): The Super-Simple Rule to Break Smartphone Addiction, Recommended by a Psychiatrist YouTuber.”

  • Mixed reactions to the new Madoka Magica movie: 5ch says ’13 years of waiting for THIS?’

    A thread on 5ch’s News VIP board sparked discussion of impressions after watching the new ‘Madoka Magica’ movie. Comments included “I couldn’t make sense of it from watching Rebellion just once,” alongside a flurry of theories over the true identity of Walpurgisnacht.

    Meanwhile, opinions are divided, with harsher takes like “13 years of waiting for THIS?” also making the rounds.

    1AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:00
    It's killing me that I can't even talk about it (spoilers).
    5AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:01
    Just tell me if it actually wrapped up the story.
    7AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:01
    Re: #5
    The ending is pretty vague — it's basically "go figure it out yourselves!"
    10AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:02
    It's getting good buzz on X (Twitter).
    Though there are spoilers going around, so if that bothers you, don't go digging for info.
    Personally I don't care at all.
    12AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:03
    Re: #10
    Oh, really?
    I think this one's a masterpiece.
    142AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:07
    Re: #10
    Opinions are split so far.
    There's a fair number of "13 years of waiting for THIS?" comments too.
    11AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:02
    Re: #8
    Turns out it's a direct continuation of Rebellion.
    If you don't have a solid grasp of Rebellion, you'll be completely lost.
    14AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:03
    Re: #11
    Wait, seriously?
    That's an impossible ask then.
    17AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:05
    There are multiple movies, plus recap compilations, and it's been like 15 years now…

    There's no way I remember the finer details anymore lmao
    21AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:05
    Re: #17
    But if you watch the TV series and Rebellion, you'll get the general gist.
    18AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:05
    Just make something I can enjoy in two hours without homework…
    22AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:06
    Re: #18
    Well, it's a 2011 work after all…
    I panicked at first thinking neither Madoka nor Homura were even going to show up, though.
    20AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:05
    What are you even talking about
    This is garbage
    All those delays made no sense, and it's cringe that the official account is making such a big deal about "no spoilers" for something like this.
    24AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:06
    Re: #20
    Nah, this clearly took a ton of work.
    Though yeah, fair enough on the no-spoilers thing.
    23AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:06
    Puella Magi Madoka Magica: Rebellion — 120 theaters
    ↓
    Puella Magi Madoka Magica: Walpurgisnacht Rising — 290 theaters
    tps://i.imgur.com/Xbd9cEf.jpeg
    Theaters selling out in 3 seconds, and this during an anime-movie box-office boom too

    It'll clear 20 billion yen easy, brace yourselves
    Chiikawa's some weak-tier anime, we could crush it without even trying
    26AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:07
    Re: #23
    Eh, who knows — this is really an anime for core fans
    For the people it clicks with, it clicks WAY too hard
    25AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:07
    Re: #22
    Guess I'll go watch Rebellion first.
    27AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:08
    Re: #25
    Just saying, but watching Rebellion only once won't be enough to understand it.
    30AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:11
    Re: #27
    I mean, I did finish watching it back in 2013
    It confused me so much I was planning on never watching it a second time, though.
    31AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:11
    Isn't this going to leave casual viewers totally lost?
    And these days when so many anime have great art, it's not exactly a standout on visuals either.
    35AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:13
    Re: #31
    It's more of a directing/staging showcase, honestly
    There's a mosaic-style scene like this
    where you get to experience the shift from anime → live performer → anime, and it made me cry
    https://tadaup.jp/8g4nsXHF.png
    63AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:27
    Re: #60
    Come on, you should've caught on by now
    Walpurgisnacht came back to reclaim the witches' world, along with the witches' underlings.
    70AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:32
    Re: #63
    But didn't Madoka already erase Walpurgisnacht?
    73AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:34
    Re: #70
    Apparently Walpurgisnacht doesn't count because it's not technically a witch
    So it was never actually saved/purified.
    79AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:36
    Re: #73
    I thought it had been saved but came back because of the Devil, or something like that.
    82AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:38
    Re: #73
    Wait, wasn't the whole point that a Soul Gem gets corrupted into a Grief Seed and that's how a magical girl becomes a witch?
    So what even was that "Walpurgisnacht" stage-device witch supposed to be? Retconning the rules like this after the fact is lame.
    Stuff like this is corrupting my own Soul Gem.
    84AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:39
    Is "Was" a term you'd only get if you've played the mobile game?
    Also, that bratty kid was kind of irritating.
    86AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:41
    Re: #84
    What even is that character's deal?
    The one who loves Kyubey, right?
    87AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:43
    Re: #86
    You mean the unnamed upperclassman
    Did you actually watch it?
    93AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:45
    Re: #86
    Yeah, that one
    The kid who just wants to be loved
    Come to think of it, "Was" also had a change of heart that felt kind of arbitrary — maybe aside from the core storyline, some parts are a bit scattered.
    98AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:56
    The general consensus seems to be it went downhill once Sayaka left.
    99AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:59
    Re: #98
    Oh, that might be true.
    101AnonymousAug 28, 2026 13:05
    Re: #98
    Yeah, it does get pretty chaotic from that point on.
    117AnonymousAug 28, 2026 13:52


    Was the movie any good?
    120AnonymousAug 28, 2026 13:55
    Re: #117
    Homu-chan's outfit has her shoulders bare now, huh.
    119AnonymousAug 28, 2026 13:54
    It was good.

    122AnonymousAug 28, 2026 13:58
    Hey, please tell me there's none of SHAFT's signature live-action footage in this, right?
    123AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:01
    Re: #122
    Oh, there is. There really is.
    130AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:42
    Re: #122
    There was a ton of it.
    134AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:03
    https://tadaup.jp/8bZ5VLzs.png
    136AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:37
    Re: #134
    Had no idea. I almost spoiled it for myself.
    137AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:56
    Re: #134
    What happens if you break the no-spoilers rule?

    Background and Key Points

    Puella Magi Madoka Magica began as a 2011 TV anime from Studio Shaft, directed by Akiyuki Shinbo and written by Gen Urobuchi, that took the cute “magical girl” format and turned it into a bleak meditation on wishes, sacrifice, and cosmic law. It was followed by two compilation films, then Rebellion (2013), a continuation that ended on a famously ambiguous note with Homura rewriting reality and becoming a “devil.” The new film, Walpurgisnacht Rising, is a direct sequel to Rebellion, arriving roughly thirteen years later — hence the “13 years of waiting for THIS?” jab — and its distribution numbers (120 theaters for Rebellion versus 290 now) reflect Japan’s current anime-film boom, where box office is often measured against hits like Chiikawa’s movie.

    The thread doesn’t split on whether the film looks good — the SHAFT-style live-action/mosaic sequences drew praise even from critics — but on whether the story holds together, specifically the retconned status of Walpurgisnacht as something other than an ordinary witch born from a corrupted Soul Gem, which posters felt contradicted rules the original series spent years establishing.

    What outsiders are likely to miss is that this was never pitched as a jumping-on point: without the 2011 series and Rebellion fresh in memory, the plot is close to unfollowable, which is why posters kept warning newcomers off rather than debating basic quality. Also unmentioned in the thread is that Shaft’s jarring live-action inserts are a longstanding directorial signature going back to the original series, not a new stylistic misstep.

    *This article was compiled and summarized from the 5ch (News VIP) thread “Madoka Magica was great!!.”

  • Hezuma Ryu banned again: “It’s my own fault, but it still stings” — 5ch: “Arrested six times and he calls it ‘once’?”

    Hezuma Ryu posted on his own X account, “It’s my own fault, but it still stings. I’ve been banned again.”

    On 5ch, reaction was split: many pointed to his arrest record with comments like “Arrested six times and he calls it ‘once’?”, while others came to his defense.

    Hezuma Ryu @hezuruy

    It’s my own fault, but it still stings.

    I’ve been banned again.

    Source: x.com / Original post here

    2AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:45
    Still a nuisance streamer, as always (just a periodic reminder)
    4AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:46
    Re: #2
    Well, even if it's fake charity, doing something beats doing nothing, right?
    Some party member out there was apparently way worse.
    98AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:26
    Re: #4
    That's just a drop in the bucket, and nuisance-streamer fanboys always trot out that same brain-dead defense.
    No wonder they keep falling for it and tuning into his streams.
    5AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:47
    It really feels like they forced in the Kumamoto earthquake material as the president's line.
    6AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:48
    He brought it on himself, so putting out an emotional statement about it doesn't really land.
    8AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:49
    Hezuma Ryu: "I'm Hezuma Ryu." (his standard self-introduction bit)
    9AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:49
    You guys are awfully harsh on anyone who's ever made a mistake.
    Maybe that's because your whole lives have been spent desperately trying never to mess up.
    14AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:50
    Re: #9
    A "mistake" implies negligence.
    What this guy does is intentional, so it's not the same thing.
    15AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:52
    Re: #9
    It's not a mistake, it's deliberate harassment.
    He even calls himself a "nuisance streamer" himself, so he's clearly aware of it.
    Can you really not tell the difference?
    16AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:52
    Re: #9
    Don't lump a criminal with no financial or family hardship in with someone who just made a "mistake."
    10AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:49
    Well, stores get to choose their customers.
    Can't be helped.
    He should just go wherever will still have him.
    11AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:49
    Can't they see he's doing the exact same thing to foreign tourists?
    12AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:50
    Griping bitterly about getting banned just shows he's not actually reflecting on anything.
    13AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:50
    He's probably just thinking "great, more content" about this too.
    18AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:52
    People who defend Hezuma Ryu probably pull the same kind of stunts in their everyday lives.
    20AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:53
    There's no such thing as winning or losing here — what are you even talking about?
    21AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:53
    The people who criticize Hezuma Ryu and the people who criticize Rikuryu are probably the same crowd.
    23AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:54
    Don't we have this exact same conversation every few months??
    28AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:55
    Re: #23
    Getting banned every few months is honestly impressive — that's how hated he is by society.
    24AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:54
    Anyone who's ever held a job should know that rebuilding trust isn't something you do easily.
    25AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:54
    The defense arguments are identical every single time — is this some kind of organized brigading?
    26AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:55
    Re: #17
    Lol, dodging the question.
    That's what happens when you wave around a completely off-base argument.
    27AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:55
    It's probably a lie anyway, and even in the one-in-a-hundred-million chance it's true, so what.
    29AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:55
    We can't even trust that this actually happened in the first place.
    30AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:55
    Causing trouble for self-promotion, then acting all reformed once he's landed some fame or standing — nobody's buying that.
    31AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:56
    Not much traction for something that looks self-staged.
    Has everyone just gotten sick of him?
    32AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:56
    Footprints in real life fade away, but online they follow you for life.
    35AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:57
    He lies and only ever says whatever's convenient for him.
    37AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:58
    That hits way too close to home…
    75AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:15
    Re: #37
    Right back at you.
    78AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:15
    Also, at his core, this guy's just a monster starved for validation.
    82AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:16
    Re: #78
    Motive isn't the whole story, though.
    Not if he's genuinely out there doing volunteer work and the like.
    86AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:19
    Bashing someone for life over a single mistake is such a Japanese thing to do.
    Wouldn't happen overseas.
    90AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:21
    Re: #86
    It's not a single mistake in this guy's case.
    94AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:23
    Re: #86
    He caused trouble over and over — to the point where the police couldn't just look the other way anymore.
    95AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:23
    Re: #86
    Arrested six times and he calls it "once"?

    Background and Key Points

    Store manager: “You’re Hezuma Ryu, aren’t you? Please refrain from using this store.” Hezuma: “It stings. But I won’t lose.”

    Hezuma Ryu (real name Ryusei Kondo) is a Japanese “nuisance streamer” (迷惑系ユーチューバー/迷惑系配信者) — a genre of creator who films confrontational stunts, unauthorized store visits, and disruptions purely to generate viral clips and ad revenue. He has been arrested multiple times over the past several years, including for offenses like trespassing, obstruction of business, and theft-adjacent stunts, and has become a recurring tabloid fixture as a symbol of the genre. Being informally “banned” from a specific store or chain (店舗出禁) is a common Japanese business response to repeat troublemakers — it’s not a legal penalty but a private refusal-of-service notice, often the only practical tool a shop has short of police involvement, since Japanese retailers are generally reluctant to escalate confrontations publicly.

    The thread doesn’t split over whether he did something wrong — almost no one defends the underlying conduct. It splits over how to read his tweet itself: is “it’s my own fault, but it still stings” a rare flash of genuine self-awareness, or just more of the same persona, an attempt to reframe punishment as a poignant personal moment for content? Posters citing his arrest count (commenters land on six, not the “once” his phrasing implies) are pushing back specifically against the tweet’s framing, not debating the facts of the ban.

    What outside readers may miss: this isn’t a formal legal ban (出入り禁止 in the criminal sense) but an individual store’s discretionary refusal, and “nuisance streamer” is a semi-official, media-recognized category in Japan with its own enforcement debates — it’s not slang for an ordinary troll.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (“Nandemo Jikkyo G” board) thread “Store manager: “You’re Hezuma Ryu, aren’t you? Please refrain from using this store.” Hezuma: “It stings. But I won’t lose.”.”

  • Junior High Schoolers Banned From Shopping Alone — Oshu City Co-op’s Tough Call After Repeated Nuisance Behavior

    5ch reacted to news that “Iwate Seikyo Co-op Aterui” in Oshu City, Iwate Prefecture, has taken the unusual step of banning junior high school students from entering the store unaccompanied, citing ongoing disruptive behavior on the premises.

    The thread ranged all over the place — from debates about parenting and discipline at home, to trivia about Oshu being Shohei Ohtani’s hometown, to whether the rumor that “co-op = Communist Party” is true, to talk about the younger generation’s habit of blasting music at full volume, to why the police aren’t getting involved.

    Published 8/28 (Fri) 12:51

    Kahoku Shimpo

    “Iwate Seikyo Co-op Aterui” in Oshu City, Iwate Prefecture, has taken the unusual step of barring all junior high school students in the city from entering the store unaccompanied, citing continued disruptive behavior inside the store.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:03
    Shows how low public manners have gotten. Parents really need to step up and properly discipline their kids at home.
    16AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:05
    Isn't Iwate Ohtani's hometown?
    Re: #3
    Apparently kids are raised by society these days, so parents get to be totally hands-off
    78AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:16
    Re: #16
    I'm actually from Oshu. Apparently after Ohtani's team got knocked out of the summer tournament, he went to hang out at the local AEON mall with his classmates.
    In the countryside, that's about the only place there is to go.
    92AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:18
    Re: #16,78
    Ohtani's mother is from Yokohama, so apparently he used to visit his grandparents there a lot.
    5AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:03
    Typical Tohoku lol
    Sounds like the type to walk around with a boombox blasting on their shoulder
    19AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:05
    Re: #5
    Do boomboxes even still exist these days?
    173AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:34
    Re: #5
    "No TV, no radio" lol (a nod to the old rural folk-song lyric about the countryside having nothing)
    18AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:05
    Is blasting music at full volume some kind of trend among young people now?
    27AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:07
    Re: #18
    Even outside, the default now is playing music straight from the phone's speaker instead of using earphones
    43AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:10
    Re: #18
    I'm a guy in my mid-30s, and when I pass teens and people in their early 20s on the street, I've run into plenty of them walking or biking around with loud music blasting from their phone. Really feel the generation gap.
    44AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:11
    So what are the well-behaved junior high schoolers supposed to do?
    66AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:15
    Re: #44
    Nobody said anything about whether they're well-behaved. Can you not even follow what people are actually talking about?

    It's pure childishness — kids who can only assert themselves by causing trouble for others.

    Kids this immature grow up to join biker gangs, drop out of society, and end up at the bottom of the heap.
    71AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:15
    Re: #44
    They just go with a parent, grandparent, older sibling, or some other acquaintance.
    53AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:12
    Poor kids, Iwate doesn't even have an AEON mall?
    Even when I went there as a tourist, I noticed there was nowhere for kids to hang out.
    59AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:13
    Re: #53
    It's probably like a 3-hour bike ride to the nearest AEON lol
    74AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:16
    Re: #53
    Honestly the only good thing Iwate has going for it is the hot springs
    114AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:22
    Co-op = Communist Party?
    126AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:24
    Re: #114
    Were you born and raised out in the mountains somewhere?
    170AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:33
    Re: #114 That's an incredibly outdated stereotype
    151AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:29
    Even if they say "citywide," it's probably really just kids from two or three nearby schools. If school staff patrolled together with the police, they'd clear out in no time.
    158AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:31
    Re: #151
    It's right near Ohtani's old junior high, actually
    178AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:34
    Re: #151
    They're like bugs drawn to a light — scatter them and they'll just swarm right back
    208AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:43
    Re: #1
    Why aren't they reporting this to the police? If the nuisance is actually causing the store financial damage, why not press charges, or take it to civil court and make the parents take responsibility? Why isn't anyone doing that??????
    213AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:44
    Re: #208
    Taking it to court costs a lot of money and hassle, you know 😅
    Plus it's an unspecified number of people involved
    212AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:44
    Can you even get into a co-op store if you're not a member?
    217AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:45
    Re: #212
    A co-op is basically just a regular supermarket
    224AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:47
    Re: #212
    They'll ask if you have a membership card, but non-members can still shop there
    235AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:50
    Re: #212
    I think membership is only required for the home delivery service

    Background and Key Points

    Seikyo (生活協同組合, “consumer life cooperative”) stores like this one operate under Japan’s 1948 Consumer Livelihood Cooperative Act — member-owned retail chains that function as ordinary supermarkets open to anyone, with membership only required for things like home delivery. Nationally these co-ops serve tens of millions of households and are common enough in smaller cities that, as posters noted, they’re often the only supermarket-scale retail around — which is also why Oshu’s Aterui store (named for a historical Emishi chieftain who resisted Yamato rule from this same district) matters as a hub: in a rural area without a nearby AEON mall, banning junior high schoolers from entering alone effectively removes one of the few places local teens can independently go.

    The thread didn’t split over whether the ban itself was reasonable — nobody defended the disruptive kids. The disagreement was over causation and response: parenting failure versus a broader teen-culture shift (phones played openly at speaker volume instead of through earphones) versus simple frustration that the store isn’t calling in police or suing, met with the counterpoint that pursuing an “unspecified number” of minors through civil court is expensive and impractical for a private business.

    What outsiders are likely to misread is the word “banned”: this is a private store enforcing its own entry policy, not a legal or criminal sanction, and Japan gives businesses wide latitude to refuse service on their own premises. The “co-op equals Communist Party” rumor that surfaces periodically stems from postwar-era associations between some cooperative and labor movements, but has no bearing on ordinary seikyo retail operations today — a point a few posters raised only to dismiss as outdated.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Speed+) thread “[Iwate] Junior High Schoolers Banned From Shopping Alone — Oshu City Co-op’s Tough Call After Repeated Nuisance Behavior.”