Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Fuji TV NEXT’s ‘Odaiba Folk Village NEXT’ Adds Juice=Juice’s Ruru Danbara and Sha Ran Q’s Taisei

    Fuji TV NEXT has announced that Juice=Juice’s Ruru Danbara and Sha Ran Q’s Taisei will appear on the network’s new show “Shiokoji Shiori Tamai × Konosuke Sakazaki’s Odaiba Folk Village NEXT.” On 5ch’s Hello! Project board, reactions centered on NEXT’s ¥2,000-a-month subscription fee and the surprising choice of guests.

    The thread also lit up with Sha Ran Q-related chatter, including a link to a performance video showing how Taisei’s been getting on lately.

    Kikuchi P

    @kikchy

    Airing on a delay…

    Source: fujitv.co.jp / original article here

    3AnonymousAug 28, 2026 07:11
    A paid NEXT subscription lol
    4AnonymousAug 28, 2026 07:11
    Give ANGERME some work too
    5AnonymousAug 28, 2026 07:14
    Re: #4
    CDTV Live! Live!
    Tell us your favorite memory song of this summer!

    https://cgi.tbs.co.jp/ppshw/pc/cdtv_livelive/10543/enquete.do
    6AnonymousAug 28, 2026 07:16
    Is Sha Ran Q getting back together?
    7AnonymousAug 28, 2026 07:22
    The casting choice makes zero sense
    9AnonymousAug 28, 2026 07:27
    Kikuchi P showed up
    He was gushing over them like crazy
    10AnonymousAug 28, 2026 07:28
    ¥2,000 a month, huh
    That's steep
    11AnonymousAug 28, 2026 07:33
    So basically it's just the F1 channel
    13AnonymousAug 28, 2026 07:42
    Can't even get NEXT here
    14AnonymousAug 28, 2026 07:47
    Why's he paired up with Taisei of all people
    19AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:15
    Members popping up on TV solo is just normal now, huh
    28AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:55
    Re: #1
    What a lame gig lol
    Kohaku's still a long way off lol
    29AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:55
    Taisei's here!!
    48AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:13
    Did Taisei's face get longer?
    53AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:16
    Wait, Sha Ran Q's actually gonna sing?
    61AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:20
    Can Taisei even still play?
    65AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:22
    Taisei playing Rhodes piano to back Reirei
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0k4bvnCglI
    81AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:35
    Isn't that the Taisei-san we know from Super!? Tensions?
    82AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:36
    Did Taisei get a haircut?
    86AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:43
    I wondered who's even into Juice=Juice's "Yumeriai" (the Yua Kudo × Ria Matsunaga sub-unit), turns out Johnny's fans are obsessed with it
    https://kizuna.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/morningcoffee/1787877718/
    104AnonymousAug 28, 2026 10:02
    Are they gonna do "Coffee Shop in a College Town" (a classic 1970s folk song)?
    108AnonymousAug 28, 2026 10:05
    Taisei-chan has been spotted
    121AnonymousAug 28, 2026 10:16
    Ruru-chan's really getting the push, huh
    131AnonymousAug 28, 2026 10:23
    The last man standing in Sha Ran Q
    148AnonymousAug 28, 2026 10:44
    Falling under Momoiro Clover Z's banner again, huh

    Background and Key Points

    Fuji TV NEXT is the network’s premium satellite tier, sold separately from regular Fuji TV for about ¥2,000 a month and known to general viewers mainly as Japan’s home for F1 broadcasts — which is why several posters read this new variety show as a thin excuse to push subscriptions rather than a marquee program. Juice=Juice is one of the idol groups under Hello! Project, the umbrella talent agency that has produced Morning Musume and its sister units since the late 1990s; Ruru Danbara is a current member. Sha Ran Q, by contrast, is a rock band that debuted in 1987 and is best remembered outside idol circles for its frontman Tsunku, who went on to become Hello! Project’s chief producer and songwriter — the architect behind Morning Musume, Juice=Juice, and most of the group’s catalog — before throat cancer surgery in 2014 forced him to step back from performing. Taisei is a longtime Sha Ran Q member who has kept the band’s name alive in recent years even as its lineup has thinned.

    The thread’s actual disagreement wasn’t over the casting itself so much as whether it justified the ¥2,000 paywall, with the F1-channel comparison used to imply Fuji TV is monetizing a low-effort pairing. A secondary thread of doubt centered on Taisei’s current form — his appearance and whether he can still play.

    What the post never states outright is the reason a Hello! Project board would care about Sha Ran Q at all: it’s Tsunku’s old band, which is the real link between these two acts rather than a random crossover.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “[Breaking] Fuji TV NEXT’s ‘Shiokoji Shiori Tamai × Konosuke Sakazaki’s Odaiba Folk Village NEXT’ Adds Juice=Juice’s Ruru Danbara and Sha Ran Q’s Taisei.”

  • 73-Year-Old Man Breaks Bone After Being Shoved for Petting a Girl’s Head, Sparks Debate Overseas

    A 73-year-old man petted the head of a child he didn’t know — and was shoved to the ground by the child’s father, who was standing nearby, breaking a bone in the process. Security camera footage capturing the whole incident has gone viral online, sparking debate over whether the man’s actions were appropriate.

    On a 5ch thread, opinions split right down the middle: some defended the father, saying “it’s the guy’s own fault for touching someone else’s kid without asking” and “instantly neutralizing a potential threat is just common sense,” while others countered that “breaking someone’s bone is way too far” and “in Japan you’d get reported to the police just for saying hello.”

    A stranger suddenly pats your child’s head. Do you take it as an act of affection — or as a red flag that says “don’t touch my kid without asking”?

    As awareness of sex crimes and abductions targeting children grows, that sense of acceptable distance is shifting. In Japan, there was even a case where a local government flagged “patting a child’s head” itself as suspicious-person behavior in a public safety alert, which sparked its own controversy.

    And now, far away in Singapore, a single incident has ignited a similarly heated debate.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:45
    (∪^ω^) Woof woof!
    46AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:07
    Better not to touch it — no curse will befall you (a play on the proverb "leave the gods alone and no curse befalls you," swapping 'god' for 'hair,' both read "kami")
    68AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:15
    Re: #46
    ミ⌒彡 (a recurring 5ch bald-head silhouette meme)
    (´・ω・)「Yeah, guess so…」
    3AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:47
    Still better than Japan, where you get reported to the cops just for looking at a kid
    143AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:40
    Re: #3
    You've seen Japanese men, right?
    They're way creepier, no comparison.
    Reporting them ought to be mandatory.
    169AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:46
    Re: #3
    It's like a fighter jet getting painted by enemy radar.
    You judge on sight whether the guy's a creep hunting for prey, lol
    181AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:48
    Re: #3
    Say hi = an "incident" (5ch slang for getting flagged/reported as a suspicious person).
    Don't say hi back = an incident.
    Just look at a kid = an incident.
    10AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:51
    I mean, if you suddenly pet a kid's head without even talking to them first, that's straight-up creep behavior.
    156AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:43
    Re: #10
    Right?
    Sure, the parent hitting him hard enough to break a bone is a problem too, but honestly the guy who petted someone else's small kid's head without even checking with the parent first — just because "they're little" — is the one at fault.
    16AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:55
    This is so absurd I laughed
    I can't make heads or tails of Yoh-san getting mad at his own family over this
    "I just love kids. It's my fault for petting him. My bone's broken, but it's still on me."
    32AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:02
    Re: #16 Why? He's saying "I petted the kid and made the dad angry, my bad, I don't want to make a big deal of this" — but the dad's probably mad because his son is the one making it a big deal.
    19AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:56
    In Japan it's gotten to the point where people just stand by and watch while a young girl drowns.
    28AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:00
    Re: #19
    Because if you help her and later she claims you touched her body "under the guise of helping," you're finished.
    24AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:58
    A foreign tourist who came to Japan with their baby said Japanese people always coo "so cute!" and touch the baby, and wished people would stop.
    You guys should watch yourselves too.
    34AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:02
    Re: #24
    Are there really people like that? lol
    I'm a woman, born in the Shōwa era (before 1989), and apparently because I was a chubby kid, random old ladies I didn't even know would come up and touch me going "aw, how cute~" (´・ω・`)
    That'd be completely off-limits nowadays.
    41AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:05
    Old folks really do love kids. When I had a little one with me, plenty of old men and women would strike up conversations.
    Same with walking a dog — I end up thinking, "I'm not interested in you, so please don't talk to me."
    44AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:06
    Re: #41
    The old folks aren't interested in you either, you know…
    42AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:05
    Re: #1
    To begin with, kids have human rights too — being touched without consent is just plain scary for them.
    50AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:07
    It's rare enough to pet even your own kid's head these days, so petting someone else's kid says a lot about your mental state.
    91AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:27
    Re: #50
    Don't limit this to kids.
    Why does everyone assume it's fine to touch kids or babies?
    Even dogs and cats bark or scratch if a stranger suddenly touches them.
    Touching a stranger out of nowhere isn't okay, whether it's a kid, an adult, or an elderly person.
    51AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:08
    Isn't the act of touching itself sexual harassment?
    62AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:12
    I get where everyone's coming from.
    Being touched by a stranger is scary, sure, but if I were out watching my own kid, I wouldn't go as far as shoving the guy — that seems like overkill.
    Unless it's a case where you looked away for a second and were startled to find a stranger touching your kid when you looked back.

    >"Was it really necessary to knock an elderly man who can barely walk to the ground?" — plenty of people also criticized the father's actions.
    89AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:26
    Re: #62
    You can't tell in the moment whether he just came to pet the kid's head.
    He might have a knife and be about to stab someone, he might be trying to kidnap the kid,
    he could even be carrying sulfuric acid to throw.
    In a moment like that you have to neutralize him instantly or it's too late.

    Bottom line: "the cause lies with the other guy," and "the trigger for the shove was him touching the kid's head without permission" — the father didn't shove him out of nowhere for no reason.
    95AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:28
    Re: #62
    Even if your daughter were being raped, you're apparently not supposed to injure the guy.
    First you're supposed to pull them apart without hurting him.
    69AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:15
    Shoving him was excessive self-defense, so that's not okay —
    but the old man who goes around casually touching other people's kids isn't okay either.
    84AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:23
    Re: #69
    Is it okay to pet someone's head just because they're a kid?
    What's the reasoning there?

    A hostess, a sex worker, a female clerk at a Docomo store, a McDonald's employee — any of them would get angry if you suddenly petted their head.
    70AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:17
    In Japan you get reported to the police just for saying hello.
    73AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:18
    Re: #70
    A bald guy just making eye contact gets circulated as a "suspicious person" alert.
    87AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:24
    Re: #70
    Of course you get reported for saying hello.
    A middle-aged guy gets treated as suspicious and reported even when he's the one being greeted.
    76AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:20
    Re: #1
    What's wrong with it?

    You'd all lose it too if someone suddenly touched your head —
    especially if you're working hard to make your thinning hair look like more, and someone suddenly pets it.
    120AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:35
    Re: #76
    LOL, true.
    If you suddenly petted a guy's 1:9-part comb-over or "barcode head" (slang for a thin comb-over whose strands look like barcode lines), that's definitely a middle-aged-man-loses-it case.
    Female employees would get mad too if petting messed up their hairstyle.
    129AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:37
    Used to be totally normal back in the day.
    This is a side effect of Western individualism.
    131AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:37
    Re: #129
    Yet Western people fuss over other people's kids way more than that.
    140AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:40
    Re: #129
    True.
    Though in exchange, there's probably a lot of sex crime that never comes to light either.
    151AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:42
    Half of men don't even wash their hands after using the toilet.
    Go to a restroom in a shopping mall and you'll see so many guys just walk right past the sink.
    No wonder people get angry when a guy like that touches them without asking.
    Don't touch people with your filthy hands.
    155AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:42
    Re: #151
    Says the filthy one himself, lol
    162AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:45
    Re: #151
    I run a food stall, so I'd say I'm in the half that does wash their hands.
    If I were sloppy about it, I'd have been shut down by food poisoning complaints by now.
    176AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:47
    Re: #151
    Guys who don't wash their hands cook and end up causing mass norovirus outbreaks…
    Infectious disease in kids —
    that's what mothers worry about most.

    Background and Key Points

    The incident described took place in Singapore, not Japan, but the 5ch thread barely engages with that fact — it functions mainly as a mirror for posters to relitigate a very Japanese anxiety. Japan has, in recent years, seen local governments and school “safety alert” (fushinsha jōhō) systems formally list things like patting a child’s head, speaking to a child, or even prolonged eye contact as indicators of a “suspicious person,” a practice that itself has drawn domestic criticism for criminalizing ordinary friendliness, especially from elderly men. That backdrop is what fuels lines like “you get reported to the cops just for saying hello” — posters aren’t really talking about Singapore’s norms at all.

    The actual split in the thread isn’t over whether touching a stranger’s child is acceptable — almost everyone agrees the old man overstepped by not asking first. The disagreement is about proportionality and burden of proof in the instant of contact: one camp treats the father’s shove as justified pre-emptive threat-neutralization (you can’t know in the split second whether it’s affection or an attack), while the other treats a broken bone on a 73-year-old as excessive force regardless of the trigger.

    What the thread never addresses is Singapore’s own legal framework — whether the father faces any charge for causing the injury, or what, if anything, happened to him afterward. Readers should also note that “suspicious person” reporting culture in Japan is unevenly enforced and controversial even within Japan; it’s not a settled national consensus, just one visible strand of public anxiety that this unrelated overseas story happened to reactivate.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Express+) thread “[Overseas] “Is patting someone else’s kid’s head ‘suspicious’ now?” 73-year-old man petted a girl’s head, got knocked down and broke a bone… security cam footage sparks huge debate“

  • Learner’s Permit Written Exam Trips Up Drivers: 5ch — “20 Years Behind the Wheel and I Still Only Scored 74 on Musashi (a mock-exam app)”

    A post about failing the provisional license written exam drew replies from 5ch users like “Honestly, that was hard” and “I’ve been driving for 20 years and I still only scored 74 on Musashi (a mock-exam app).” But harsher opinions surfaced too, like “The written test is a breeze if you actually study” and “If you fail, you just don’t have what it takes to drive,” and the thread devolved into a bit of a squabble.

    1AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:50
    Ngl that was actually hard lol
    14AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:56
    Re: #10
    The app's the same nationwide, so that's kind of a weak excuse
    21AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:59
    Re: #14
    Then what am I supposed to use instead?
    16AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:57
    You guys have all failed at least once too, right?
    20AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:59
    Re: #16
    Sorry, but I've got a bunch of licenses and I've never failed once, written or practical (lol)
    17AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:57
    I've been driving for like 20 years, but I tried the Musashi practice test the other day and scored 74 — had to laugh. So many questions I didn't even recognize.
    18AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:58
    Re: #17
    Right? Needing 90 to pass is no joke.
    23AnonymousAug 28, 2026 10:01
    Seriously, there's way too much to memorize — it's as brutal as studying for a college entrance exam.
    25AnonymousAug 28, 2026 10:02
    Re: #23
    No way. Even idiots who barely finished middle school pass this thing.
    27AnonymousAug 28, 2026 10:03
    Re: #25
    That's just because they got lucky.
    29AnonymousAug 28, 2026 10:04
    I got failed 4-5 times by some baffling 'test you have to pass before you're even allowed to take the provisional exam' thing.
    34AnonymousAug 28, 2026 10:06
    Re: #29
    Was that assessment test you kept failing about the practical driving lessons?
    36AnonymousAug 28, 2026 10:06
    Re: #33
    You probably just didn't study properly, huh?
    37AnonymousAug 28, 2026 10:07
    Re: #36
    No, I did that assessment test over and over, starting like two weeks before.
    41AnonymousAug 28, 2026 10:08
    Driving school tests are designed so you can pass without even studying.
    If you fail something like that, it basically means you're just not cut out to drive.
    44AnonymousAug 28, 2026 10:09
    Re: #41
    Exactly this. I'd rather someone give up than get a license they're bad at and end up causing an accident.
    53AnonymousAug 28, 2026 10:14
    Re: #41
    I think the written test is easy if you've got half a brain.
    The practical is just a roll of the dice on which instructor you get.
    And by "dice roll" I mean your regular instructor, not the exam examiner.
    50AnonymousAug 28, 2026 10:13
    They charge you extra fees on top of it too, it's the worst.
    61AnonymousAug 28, 2026 10:17
    Re: #50
    At the driving school I went to, you pay a bit extra up front and normally get refunded after passing —
    but I was the only one who had to pay extra for lessons in the back half after getting my provisional license, and got mocked for it.
    Still can't get over it.
    71AnonymousAug 28, 2026 10:20
    Re: #61
    Well yeah, that's only natural since you needed extra lesson time.
    68AnonymousAug 28, 2026 10:19
    Some driving schools focus heavily on "split questions" (ones where even instructors disagree on the right answer), so you can't really generalize.
    75AnonymousAug 28, 2026 10:21
    Re: #68
    Probably that's it
    70AnonymousAug 28, 2026 10:20
    Okay, here's a question for you:
    When swapping drivers in a car, is it okay to take off your seatbelt? True or False?
    73AnonymousAug 28, 2026 10:21
    Re: #70
    Honestly the question itself is weirdly worded to begin with.
    What does "swap the car" even mean?
    93AnonymousAug 28, 2026 10:25
    I think I failed the provisional practical exam.
    Or maybe it was the prep test before the actual practical.

    Either way, driving school is a great place.
    128AnonymousAug 28, 2026 10:38
    Re: #93
    I went to get my license during summer break in college but ran out of time right before the provisional exam.
    Then over winter break I went back to the driving school, and my very first drive was the provisional practical exam.

    …I drove the whole course and only realized after I got back that I hadn't buckled my seatbelt.
    Of course I failed.
    129AnonymousAug 28, 2026 10:38
    Found the results from my driving aptitude test (the periodic one) from last year lmaooo

    Background and Key Points

    Learner’s permits in Japan (kari-menkyo) require passing a written exam covering road rules from the Road Traffic Act, typically administered after completing the classroom and simulator portion at a licensed driving school (kyōshūjo). The pass line is famously steep for a “beginner” test — 90 out of 100 questions correct, with true/false format questions that often hinge on deliberately ambiguous wording. Musashi, mentioned repeatedly in the thread, is one of several widely used cram apps/software for this exam, standing in for the broader mock-test industry that’s sprung up around Japan’s notoriously tricky driving-school bureaucracy — most learners go through a private or public kyōshūjo rather than self-study, and the system layers multiple gatekeeping tests (aptitude checks, in-school practical assessments, then the actual provisional exam) before a student ever reaches the DMV-equivalent (unlicensed practical road test comes later, after the provisional stage).

    The thread’s real fault line isn’t “is the test hard” — nearly everyone conceded individual questions felt like gotchas — it’s whether difficulty reflects the test’s design flaws (trick wording, regional/instructor disagreement on “split questions”) or the test-taker’s fitness to drive at all. Posters bragging about zero failures across “a bunch of licenses” versus a 20-year veteran scoring 74 on a mock exam captures that split exactly: is this a badly written test, or a legitimate filter that some people fail because they didn’t prepare, or shouldn’t be driving?

    What outsiders likely miss: this severity is by design, not incompetence — Japan intentionally front-loads redundant testing (aptitude tests, in-house practical checks before the state practical exam) specifically to reduce road accidents by filtering early, at the cost of extra fees each time a student needs remedial lessons, which is what the poster in the thread was mocked for paying.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (News VIP) thread “Failed my provisional license written exam lol”.

  • Japan Rout Saudi Arabia 106-78 in Basketball Qualifier, Rui Hachimura’s 29 Points Spark Strong Start

    Japan’s men’s basketball national team defeated Saudi Arabia 106-78 in their opening match of the World Cup Asian second-round qualifiers. The NBA’s Rui Hachimura (LA Clippers) made his presence felt on both ends of the floor with 29 points, drawing reactions on 5ch like “He’s just on a different level” and “It’s like one adult wandered into a kids’ game.”

    The broadcast’s low TV ratings, along with a past clash between Hachimura and the Japan Basketball Association over national team call-ups, have also become talking points.

    Delivered 8/28 (Fri) 5:21 AM — Sankei Sports

    The men’s basketball World Cup Asian second-round qualifiers kicked off on the 27th. World No. 22 Japan won big on the road in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia, beating World No. 65 Saudi Arabia 106-78 that same day (in the early hours of the 28th, Japan time). It was the first time in roughly four years that Japan’s national team had topped 100 points in an official match.

    Rui Hachimura (28), of the NBA’s LA Clippers, and Yuki Kawamura (25), who signed an Exhibit 10 training-camp contract with the Clippers, both played in an official national team match for the first time since the 2024 Paris Olympics. Hachimura led all scorers on both teams with 29 points in 27 minutes 42 seconds, also flashing a spectacular block on defense as he carried the team at both ends.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 28, 2026 06:37
    Hachimura was just on a whole different level
    13AnonymousAug 28, 2026 06:52
    Re: #2
    Seriously, it felt like there was this level gap where just one adult had wandered into a kids' game
    28AnonymousAug 28, 2026 07:32
    Re: #2
    Watching Hachimura out there makes it look like everyone else is just goofing around
    6AnonymousAug 28, 2026 06:42
    Saudi Arabian men

    Average height: 169-170cm
    11AnonymousAug 28, 2026 06:51
    Re: #6
    That's bigger than guys from Kyushu, huh
    18AnonymousAug 28, 2026 07:05
    The ratings were way too low for a World Cup qualifier with this lineup
    They hovered around 1.0-1.2% for the whole match

    NHK General
    Cruising from the Sky (Special Edition)
    0.6%
    Nippon TV
    NTV Poshule: Get Through the Hot Night! Bargain Special (rerun)
    0.6%
    TV Asahi
    FIBA Basketball Men's World Cup Final Qualifiers
    1.1%
    TBS
    Kaimono Lab (Shopping Lab)
    0.3%
    TV Tokyo
    The Art of the Evening Drink 5 ~Summer Edition~ (rerun)
    0.3%
    Fuji TV
    Hapi-Ichi
    0.3%
    23AnonymousAug 28, 2026 07:16
    Re: #18
    Basketball and soccer play a lot of their games overseas, so that's somewhat unavoidable
    Volleyball and baseball, on the other hand, get hosted in Japan almost every time
    24AnonymousAug 28, 2026 07:28
    Re: #18
    The second I hear someone likes Harai-chi, I can't stand them (Harai-chi = a popular Japanese comedy duo)
    52AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:14
    Re: #18
    Didn't even know it was on
    Wish Yahoo had plugged "game tonight" a bit harder
    20AnonymousAug 28, 2026 07:06
    So they patched things up with the coach after all that friction?
    41AnonymousAug 28, 2026 07:58
    Re: #20
    They cut him loose to bring Hacchi (Hachimura's nickname) back into the fold
    60AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:35
    Re: #20
    It wasn't just the coach — the federation president and the strengthening committee chief are both gone too
    26AnonymousAug 28, 2026 07:30
    Are Hachimura and Watanabe actually on good terms?
    Don't see them interacting much
    And Watanabe's not even here this time
    27AnonymousAug 28, 2026 07:31
    Re: #26
    Watanabe's sitting out with a conditioning issue
    36AnonymousAug 28, 2026 07:47
    Why call up Rui Hachimura for a game the domestic-league guys could've won on their own? It's not even an Olympic qualifier
    38AnonymousAug 28, 2026 07:51
    Re: #36
    So you want him clashing again with the coach who spent years building a Hachimura-less team, only calling him up for the actual Olympics?
    47AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:07
    Re: #36
    This basically is an Olympic qualifier
    42AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:01
    Basketball just never took off in Japan
    Doesn't even come close to baseball
    62AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:40
    Re: #42
    It's a height game at the end of the day
    That's where the smart kids lose interest
    51AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:11
    Kawamura's the Fujima Kenji-of-Shoyo type — he brings the whole team to life (a Slam Dunk reference to the manga's slick playmaking point guard)
    53AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:15
    Re: #51
    That's wild — hard to picture with real players, but the second someone drops a Slam Dunk comparison it just clicks
    55AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:20
    Hachimura said Hovasse isn't a world-class coach, but is Oketani a world-class head coach?
    65AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:49
    Re: #55
    My read on Hachimura's "not world-class" comment is that he was criticizing Hovasse's my-way-or-the-highway style — pushing his own ideas without respecting the players — as an approach that's already outdated by world standards
    I don't think it was about X's-and-O's ability
    66AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:50
    Re: #55
    For what it's worth, the two assistants actually running the tactics do have NBA assistant coaching experience
    58AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:27
    Soccer and basketball are sports Japan just can't win at on the world stage
    79AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:39
    Re: #58
    Volleyball was only strong in the group stage too
    And baseball wouldn't win either once a bunch of MLB guys show up on the other side
    63AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:41
    A sport isn't any fun without the kind of high-level mind games you get in baseball
    72AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:21
    Re: #63
    Baseball doesn't have anything like that
    64AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:44
    Feels like a single player basically beat the national team coach and the federation — is that really okay?
    75AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:30
    Re: #64
    It's not that the federation lost — the thing is, the federation was flat-out in the wrong
    Hachimura had already announced he wouldn't play in that exhibition game, but the association pulled a "Hachimura's playing!" bait-and-switch just to move tickets
    When a reporter asked, "Hachimura said he wasn't playing, so why did you sell tickets advertising him as playing?" all they could manage was the lame excuse: "We knew he wasn't playing, but our hope that he would just… slipped out"
    69AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:10
    In basketball, one truly great player changes absolutely everything
    78AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:38
    Re: #69
    Which is exactly why salaries go through the roof if you don't keep it in check
    77AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:36
    Re: #72
    Probably hard to pull off without real basketball IQ
    86AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:48
    In basketball, could you just line up five 250cm guys and pass it over everyone's heads?
    87AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:51
    Re: #86
    Sure, that's legal
    But the other team's got 250cm guys too, so the pass just gets picked off

    Background and Key Points

    Japan’s men’s national team sits at No. 22 in the FIBA world rankings, a legacy boost from co-hosting the 2023 World Cup (which grants automatic qualification, sidestepping normal qualifiers). This tournament cycle they’re back in the standard Asian qualifying ladder, now in the second round, facing World No. 65 Saudi Arabia. Rui Hachimura, Japan’s first NBA first-round draft pick (Washington, 2019, now on an Exhibit 10 deal with the Clippers), has had a rocky relationship with the Japan Basketball Association — most notably over head coach Tom Hovasse’s selection philosophy, which for years built a system around domestic-league players rather than Hachimura. That rift, plus a since-departed federation president and strengthening-committee chief, forms the backdrop the thread references only in shorthand (“cut him loose,” “friction with the coach”).

    The thread’s real disagreement is less about the score and more about *why* Hachimura was even summoned for this stage: some see it as a low-stakes qualifier the domestic squad could’ve handled alone, risking a repeat of the coaching clash; others argue this round effectively functions as Olympic qualification, making his presence non-negotiable.

    What’s easy to miss: Saudi Arabia, at 169-170cm average height, is not a top-tier Asian program, so a 28-point blowout says more about the gap between an NBA rotation player and a modest FIBA-ranked side than about Japan’s overall competitiveness at the World Cup level. Also unmentioned in the thread — the match tipped off in the middle of the night in Japan (Jeddah time difference), which likely did more to tank the sub-1.2% ratings than “basketball just being an away-game sport,” the explanation posters settled on.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Basketball] Japan Men’s National Team Routs Saudi Arabia in a 100-Point Game — Rui Hachimura’s 29 Points Carry the Team on Both Ends, Off to a Strong Start Toward the World Cup“.

  • Nakamoto Kōji’s Common-Law Wife Junka Miyo Requests Kato Cha as Witness in Appeal — 5ch: “Court Adjourned with a ‘Dame da Kora!’”

    It has emerged that singer Junka Miyo, the common-law wife of the late Kōji Nakamoto, will request witness testimony from Kato Cha and others in her appeal against Weekly Shincho and Josei Jishin.

    On 5ch, users raised procedural questions like “Is there a penalty for refusing a witness summons?” and voiced concern about requiring people in their 80s and 90s to appear in court, while plenty of others couldn’t resist jokes riffing on Kato Cha’s old comedy bits.

    Nakamoto Kōji’s Common-Law Wife Junka Miyo Requests Kato Cha as Witness in Appeal: “These Are the Only People Who Can Prove the Facts”

    It has been revealed that singer Junka Miyo (58), the common-law wife of the late TV personality Kōji Nakamoto, will request witness testimony from TV personality Kato Cha (83) and others in her appeal against Weekly Shincho and Josei Jishin.

    Junka’s side revealed this to reporters. If granted, Kato would appear in court to testify.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    6AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:28
    A week before Nakamoto passed away, the two of them were sharing a bowl of ramen together…
    7AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:28
    Re: #1
    Is refusing a witness summons actually a crime?
    19AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:31
    Re: #7
    If you refuse without a valid reason, there's a penalty.
    24AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:34
    Re: #19
    So basically they used the law to drag him in against his will, even though he didn't want to?
    54AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:54
    Re: #19
    Whoa, really?
    So if I got suddenly named as a witness, I couldn't refuse either?
    Aren't you confusing this with being picked for a lay judge trial?
    12AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:30
    Is Kato Cha's health even up to this? Don't push the guy too hard.
    14AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:30
    Do these gossip weeklies even bother reporting anything, or do they just write articles based on "it's probably like this!" fantasies?
    43AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:48
    Re: #14
    Yeah, probably true when there's no photo or audio to back it up.
    15AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:30
    The woman who was adopted by Ken Takakura got painted as the villain too, remember.
    16AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:30
    Couldn't Kato-chan just film a quick YouTube video saying "None of that happened"? It'd spread on TikTok and everywhere else instantly.

    Seems like that would reach way more people than saying it in a courtroom in front of a handful of people.
    21AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:32
    Re: #16
    Normally you wouldn't need to drag him into court — a written statement from Kato-chan would do, right? Something feels really off about this.
    30AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:38
    Re: #16
    It has low evidentiary value (as courtroom evidence).
    17AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:31
    So that means they've already gotten Kato's consent to testify, right?
    20AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:31
    Demanding people in their 80s and 90s with existing health conditions show up in court — wouldn't the court itself step in and stop that? It's not even a criminal case, just a civil defamation suit.
    26AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:35
    Oh, Junka, don't knock, don't knock, don't knock~ (riffing on a classic Drifters comedy bit)
    27AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:35
    I'm also a former associate, you know. Got contacted before the trial too. (joking)
    28AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:36
    If it's all just tabloid fabrication, then Kato-chan, seriously — thanks for putting up with this.
    29AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:37
    "If she called him something malicious…

    I might have gotten angry, but I don't really remember now" —

    and that'll ruin the whole thing lol
    33AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:39
    Back in the Heisei-era tabloid TV days, this would've been the top story every single day. But nowadays it's probably too risky compliance-wise.
    34AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:41
    The fact that Kato hasn't said a single word about any of this says it all, if you ask me.
    45AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:49
    Re: #34
    If he never actually had any relationship with her, there'd be nothing for him to testify about.
    35AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:42
    Wait, doesn't this basically look like a threat aimed at Kato-chan?
    36AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:42
    Nakamoto was still doing pachinko YouTube videos right up until he passed — such a shame he's gone.
    37AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:43
    I get the impression that the other Drifters members and everyone connected to them are keeping their distance from her because they don't want to touch this…

    Negative articles about her actually started popping up shortly before Nakamoto's death.
    44AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:48
    Re: #30
    Look at Hitoshi Matsumoto — the court confirmed there was no objective evidence behind the Shukan Bunshun article, and yet look at where things ended up. Even the tabloid shows stopped calling it a "sexual misconduct issue" after that trial and started saying "women issue" instead. Winning over the media matters more than winning in court. Jiro Sato survived too because he fought back on X (Twitter).
    72AnonymousAug 28, 2026 10:08
    Re: #44
    Who, for example, lost in court but still came out on top by winning over the media?
    48AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:50
    The judges running the courts these days were elementary schoolers back in the Drifters era, so if Kato-chan takes the stand, that basically becomes "justice" by default.
    52AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:53
    Re: #48
    To them, it's probably on the level of seeing a halo glowing behind Kato Cha.
    50AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:51
    If he busts out his classic "Hekkushi!" sneeze bit on the witness stand, everyone's gonna lose it laughing.
    74AnonymousAug 28, 2026 10:10
    Re: #50
    Re: #51
    lmaooooo
    51AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:52
    The judge says "Dame da kora!" (that won't do) and adjourns the court
    58AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:57
    Re: #54
    Normally you only file a witness request with the court after you've already made contact and gotten their consent beforehand, so no need to worry. In this case too, I'd guess a lawyer named Kitamura contacted Kato Cha and got his agreement to appear before filing the request.
    70AnonymousAug 28, 2026 10:07
    Re: #58
    Isn't this just about intending to file the request — they haven't actually filed it yet, have they?
    63AnonymousAug 28, 2026 10:02
    Re: #1
    Honestly, I can't even tell from this write-up what they're actually fighting about.
    75AnonymousAug 28, 2026 10:11
    Re: #63
    Well, it's Tokyo Sports, a fifth-rate gossip sports tabloid, so lol.
    83AnonymousAug 28, 2026 10:16
    If Kato puts his hand on the witness stand, it'll probably spring up and smack him in the head. (referencing his old slapstick prop-comedy bits)
    86AnonymousAug 28, 2026 10:17
    Re: #83
    And then dust puffs up and he goes "Hekkushi!!" — I want the whole bit.

    Background and Key Points

    This case sits inside Japan’s system of appellate civil litigation (kōso), where a losing party can request the high court re-examine evidence, including calling live witnesses (shōnin). Nakamoto Kōji and Katō Cha (Kato-chan) were both founding members of The Drifters, the comedy group that dominated Japanese television from the late 1960s through the 1980s, which is why his testimony carries weight beyond simply confirming or denying tabloid claims — he is one of the last people alive who shared decades of history with Nakamoto. Junka Miyo, as Nakamoto’s common-law (naien) wife, lacks the legal standing of a registered spouse, which is part of why her reputation became contested terrain for Weekly Shincho and Josei Jishin in the first place, and why she is now suing those outlets over how she was portrayed.

    The thread’s real fault line isn’t whether the claims are true, but whether compelling an 83-year-old entertainer into a courtroom is proportionate, with posters weighing the coercive power of Japan’s witness-summons rules against the age and health of the people being called.

    What the thread misses is that Japan’s penalty for refusing a witness summons (a fine, under the Code of Civil Procedure) is a completely different mechanism from the lay-judge (saiban-in) system some posters conflated it with — lay judges are laypeople conscripted for criminal trials, not witnesses in a civil defamation suit. It’s also worth noting that contested witnesses are almost always pre-cleared with the individual before a formal request is filed, so appearing “dragged in against his will” is unlikely to reflect the actual process.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Entertainment] Nakamoto Kōji’s Common-Law Wife Junka Miyo Requests Kato Cha as Witness in Appeal: “These Are the Only People Who Can Prove the Facts”“.

  • Tsubaki Factory’s Nishimura Otoki Sends Fans Into a Frenzy With New Down-Bangs Look

    On the Hello! Project board, reactions poured in after Tsubaki Factory’s Nishimura Otoki was spotted with her bangs down at the “Shakunetsu” (Scorching Heat) concert. What started with fans saying they didn’t recognize her at first snowballed into a full-on discussion of how strong the 2nd- and 3rd-generation “Icchan” members are, with Nishimura’s transformation fueling the whole thread.

    Meanwhile, some pointed out that showing her forehead had actually been her own choice since her trainee days, and there was back-and-forth about the timing of when hairstyle and makeup restrictions get lifted.

    1AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:09
    Scorching Heat
    6AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:17
    You started a thread without even prepping an image? Bold move.
    7AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:18
    This isn't a King anymore, it's a Princess. ("King" is her nickname)
    10AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:20
    Not gonna lie, I straight up didn't recognize her at first.
    11AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:20
    Called it — Tsubaki was gonna be the next one to blow up.
    16AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:23
    First-gen "Icchan" was a total whiff, but the 2nd- and 3rd-gen "Icchan" are way too strong.
    28AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:28
    With "King" and "Little Kyame" both popping off, is Tsubaki finally having its awakening? (fan nicknames for members)
    29AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:28
    Re: #28
    What about the Hinaazu? (fan nickname for another member's fanbase)
    37AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:31
    It's been a year as of 8/16, so hairstyle and makeup restrictions are lifted now.
    39AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:31
    Re: #37
    Even though she was on hiatus more than half that year?
    41AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:32
    Freeloaders gotta wait till next week's Hello! Station. ("freeloaders" = fans who can't attend and rely on free streams)
    45AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:32
    Re: #41
    DAAAAMN IIIIIT
    46AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:33
    Scorching Heat's pulling in some newcomers, huh.
    50AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:33
    Re: #46
    It's an event only diehard otaku go to — there's no such thing as "newcomers" there.
    48AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:33
    @
    And so, with that, I successfully closed the book on my life as a Hello! Project otaku at Makino Maria's graduation concert — and my reincarnation kicked off at Tsubaki Factory's first Scorching Heat show.

    Nishimura Otoki was incredible.
    No exaggeration, it was like Takahashi Ai's spirit was possessing her. And if it turns out Nishimura isn't even a fan of Takahashi Ai, I apologize for saying this, but that's genuinely how it felt to me — not today's Takahashi Ai, of course. There's still technical growth needed, but at the key moments, wow.
    Getting hit with a "wait, is that Takahashi?" feeling right out of the gate on reincarnation round one — Hello! Project is scary.
    Oh, and aside from the shuffle unit, I had my eyes on Ishii Izuha the whole time. She's the safe, stable, reliable pick there — a real sure thing.
    58AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:35
    Re: #48
    So you're not actually graduating from being an otaku after all, huh.
    54AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:35
    "King's" performance is the kind that, if you're a Hello! Project otaku, goes in through your ear canal, grabs your brain, and shakes it.
    57AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:35
    Re: #54
    I've heard that exact same thing said about Zōfū too. (nickname for another performer)
    110AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:50
    Re: #57
    Being comparable to Yōfū is a pretty big deal though. (a highly regarded performer's nickname)
    72AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:38
    No exaggeration, it felt like Yūkarin and Kikichan combined, then divided by three. (nicknames of veteran idols)
    76AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:38
    Re: #72
    That's overselling it.
    77AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:38
    Re: #72
    Shouldn't it be divided by two, lol
    79AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:39
    I was like, how many heads tall even is this girl?
    86AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:40
    Re: #79
    Well, she's got long limbs and a tiny face.
    111AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:50
    Bringing up an OG's name and saying "she looks like so-and-so" rubs people the wrong way no matter which member it's about. (OG = veteran/former member)
    112AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:51
    Re: #111
    And the person whose name gets dragged into it ends up getting unfairly hated on too.
    115AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:51
    Just imagining an insanely good singer "Lesser"… (member nickname)
    122AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:54
    Re: #115
    If she starts doing the blog-post shtick too, that'll be perfect.
    128AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:57
    Wasn't showing her forehead something she started once she became a trainee?
    I remember her saying that back when she lived a normal life, she had bangs —
    pretty sure I saw that on Ōkami. (nickname for the Hello! Project fan board)
    133AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:00
    Re: #128
    She's had her forehead out since the day she joined as a trainee.

    Background and Key Points

    Hello! Project is the umbrella idol agency behind acts like Morning Musume and, since 2019, Tsubaki Factory, a seven-member group whose fandom tracks individual members’ growth through internal generational shorthand — “Icchan” here designates a particular audition/training cohort within the group, with posters distinguishing 2nd- and 3rd-gen entrants as unusually strong performers. Nishimura Otoki, nicknamed “King,” is one of those members. Japanese idol groups commonly restrict trainees’ (kenshuusei) hairstyle and makeup — no dyed hair, no exposed forehead — as part of controlling a “fresh-faced” image before debut, with such rules typically loosened at fixed milestones after joining. “Scorching Heat” (Shakunetsu) is Tsubaki Factory’s recurring concert event, and Hello! Station is the group’s official YouTube/streaming show, which lags behind live attendance by about a week — hence the “freeloaders” gag about fans who can’t make the venue.

    The thread didn’t split over whether Nishimura looked different — everyone agreed on that — but over how to explain it. One camp read the timing against the “restrictions lift one year after joining” rule, only for another poster to note she’d actually been hiatus for over half that year, muddying the milestone logic. A separate strand argued over how far to take the flattery, with comparisons to veteran idols like Takahashi Ai escalating until other posters pushed back that name-dropping OGs unfairly burdens both parties.

    What outside readers will likely miss: posts 128/133 quietly overturn the framing implied by the headline — Nishimura wasn’t newly permitted to show her forehead by a lifted rule, she’d worn it that way voluntarily since her very first day as a trainee.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “[Breaking] Tsubaki Factory’s Nishimura Otoki Gets Bangs, Undergoes a Visual Awakening.”

  • Repeated Complaints of Missing Info in Phone-Upgrade Advice Thread — 5ch: “Don’t Need an iPhone, It’s Trash”

    On 5ch’s “Nandemo Jikkyou G” board, a thread went up asking for phone recommendations after the poster’s Pixel 8 Pro broke. Specific models like the iPhone, Galaxy S series, and Motorola came up, but replies kept pointing out that “you can’t give real advice without a budget or use case,” and the thread turned into more of a back-and-forth about how to ask for advice than about which phone to buy.

    In the end, the thread settled on a rough rule of thumb — “iPhone or Galaxy if you’ve got the money, a Chinese phone if you don’t” — but the original poster still didn’t seem fully convinced.

    1AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:05
    It's totally busted
    11AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:10
    Then just buy the latest version of whatever you're using now!
    17AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:11
    Re: #11
    It's one option
    13AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:10
    If you've got money, forget the phone and buy a house
    16AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:11
    Re: #13
    I already have two
    18AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:11
    I hate phone shops, but
    they have to deal with people like this too
    rough job
    21AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:12
    Re: #18
    Went in for something unrelated last time, and today they still tried pitching me a few models
    19AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:12
    Just get an iPhone, it's fine
    20AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:12
    Buy the priciest iPhone and everyone will envy you, so it'll satisfy your need for validation
    22AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:13
    Re: #19
    Re: #20
    Don't need an iPhone
    Trash
    24AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:15
    Re: #20
    Foldables are the flex phone right now, aren't they 😁

    Whip it open in front of everyone and you're guaranteed to turn heads 🤤
    27AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:15
    The Galaxy S series is fine
    If you're short on cash, get last year's model or used
    30AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:16
    Re: #27
    It's one option
    I've got the money
    But I'm not fully sold
    28AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:15
    Wouldn't a cheap Motorola or Xiaomi do?
    31AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:16
    Re: #28
    My main phone just died, so that feels like a weak replacement for it
    32AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:17
    Re: #31
    What are you using now?
    33AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:17
    Re: #32
    What broke was my Pixel 8 Pro
    35AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:17
    Re: #33
    Wouldn't the latest Pixel work?
    45AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:20
    Re: #33
    That's the same phone you're using now 😁

    I'm actually thinking of just buying a used Pixel 8 Pro again as my main phone 😎
    34AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:17
    Only the person themselves knows what phone at what price they'd actually be happy with
    If you want advice from others, you need to share a lot about yourself
    Since you're barely sharing anything, hardly any of the advice here has been any good
    37AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:18
    Re: #34
    You've got to keep in mind that text alone could never convey everything anyway
    Since I know I'm the one who decides, throwing out a bunch of options to narrow it down is the standard move
    40AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:19
    Mentioning that your main phone died should've been in your very first post
    Bringing it up on reply #15 is pretty rough
    43AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:19
    Re: #40
    It's a technique to keep you guys talking
    42AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:19
    Smoke signals or carrier pigeons would do
    Can't be that different from a Pixel 8, right
    47AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:20
    Re: #42
    So are you posting with one of those right now, then?
    49AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:21
    Re: #45
    I think the security chip died
    My PIN code stopped working
    52AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:22
    Re: #49
    Can't you just reset it? 🥺
    50AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:21
    Whether it's AI, anonymous posters online, or a clerk at a real store — you won't get decent advice unless you volunteer info about yourself and what you value
    56AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:24
    If the clerk's pushing a few different models on you, they've probably got excess stock of something
    58AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:25
    Re: #56
    iPhones, probably
    59AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:25
    https://gzo.ai/i/i6k14fd.jpg
    This
    61AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:25
    If iPhone is trash, then all that's left is diarrhea (i.e., total garbage)
    67AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:28
    Re: #61
    It's a matter of philosophy, use case, and skill level
    73AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:30
    Asking for advice but reluctant to share any info
    Give advice and it gets branded trash with some excuse tacked on

    A cautionary example
    Treat your own kids like this and they'll grow to resent you
    77AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:32
    Re: #73
    Don't you want to hear people's take on it?
    98AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:42
    If you've got money
    ・iPhone
    ・Galaxy S series

    If you don't
    ・Chinese phone

    That's really all there is to it
    101AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:44
    Re: #73
    You really think that counts as advice? Re: #98
    84AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:37
    Re: #82
    You want a detailed reason for absolutely everything?
    87AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:39
    Re: #84
    If you want someone's opinion, that's just common sense, isn't it
    Are you even a working adult?
    91AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:39
    Re: #84
    At this point just live without a phone

    Background and Key Points

    The Pixel 8 Pro that broke is Google’s flagship line, sold in Japan through NTT Docomo, au, and SoftBank as well as Google’s own store; a mid-range failure like a dead security chip a couple of years into ownership isn’t unusual and is the kind of “known issue” Pixel owners in Japan swap notes about. The wider context that shapes this thread is Japan’s phone market itself, which looks very different from the global one: iPhone commands a majority share of the country’s smartphones, propped up by decades of carrier bundling and Apple’s early exclusivity deals with Docomo/au/SoftBank, while Android flagships like the Galaxy S series remain a distant, low-single-digit-share alternative despite being globally dominant. Chinese brands (Xiaomi, etc.) are cheap but carry a stigma in Japan tied to lingering security and privacy suspicion, which is why “iPhone or Galaxy if you have money, Chinese if you don’t” reads as received wisdom rather than a personal recommendation.

    The thread didn’t really split over which phone to buy — it split over what counts as a legitimate way to ask for advice online. One camp insisted that without a stated budget or use case, any answer is worthless and the OP was gaming the thread for engagement by withholding that his main phone had died until reply #15; the other treated throwing out options and narrowing down via replies as normal shorthand that shouldn’t require a full personal disclosure upfront.

    What nobody raises, and what actually drives phone-buying decisions in Japan more than brand loyalty, is Osaifu-Keitai — the FeliCa-based mobile wallet standard used for train fare cards (Suica/PASMO) and convenience-store payments. Compatibility with it, not price tier, is often the real dealbreaker Chinese and even some Galaxy models fail on.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyou G) thread「Gotta buy a new phone, but what’s good?」.

  • New STARTO Idol Unit ‘KEY TO LIT’ Slammed Over ‘Destroy Japan’ Remark on War’s End Anniversary — Past Comments Dug Up Too

    STARTO ENTERTAINMENT’s junior idol unit KEY TO LIT trended on social media for the phrase “destroy Japan” on August 15 — the anniversary of Japan’s WWII surrender — drawing widespread criticism. With the group set to make its CD debut this winter, it has since come to light that member Ikari made similar remarks in the past, and questions are being raised about the wording of the agency’s apology. Reactions on 5ch ranged from jabs at the group’s naming sense to grudges dating back to its predecessor groups.

    Rival groups reportedly have mixed feelings

    STARTO ENTERTAINMENT’s (hereafter, STARTO) junior idol unit KEY TO LIT is finally set to make its long-awaited CD debut this winter.

    Last February, STARTO’s junior units HiHi Jets, Bishonen, and 7 MEN Samurai were effectively disbanded, with members reshuffled to form the five-member ACEes and KEY TO LIT, plus the eight-member B&ZAI. The announcement sent shockwaves through junior fans, and now the debut is arriving under a cloud.

    Source: friday.kodansha.co.jp / Original article here

    13AnonymousAug 28, 2026 07:25
    Re: #1
    That naming sense is so 'Johnny-san' (a nod to Johnny Kitagawa, the agency's late, disgraced founder)
    40AnonymousAug 28, 2026 07:49
    Re: #13
    He was a sex offender — calling him 'Johnny-san' is gross
    20AnonymousAug 28, 2026 07:33
    Oh wait, this is an old story — doesn't really need digging back up
    23AnonymousAug 28, 2026 07:37
    Never seen anyone decent with that surname
    25AnonymousAug 28, 2026 07:39
    Gaaah! (a stock meme reaction shout)
    29AnonymousAug 28, 2026 07:42
    Re: #25
    That's a ripoff of Akira
    37AnonymousAug 28, 2026 07:46
    Re: #25
    The guy in the middle isn't even hidden
    63AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:22
    Re: #25
    You guys are absolutely gorgeous~!
    27AnonymousAug 28, 2026 07:40
    So it's read 'Banzai'? That's peak lame
    28AnonymousAug 28, 2026 07:41
    Ikari apparently proposed and called out something like 'destroy Japan,' and fans then spread it on Twitter (now X).

    So the fans were accomplices too, lol
    38AnonymousAug 28, 2026 07:46
    So there was a reason they hadn't debuted yet.
    46AnonymousAug 28, 2026 07:54
    There was a movie called 'Japan Sinks' though — was that okay?
    49AnonymousAug 28, 2026 07:59
    The excuse in the apology letter is worse — claiming 'destroy Japan' meant 'let's hype things up.' The agency's messed up too.
    50AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:00
    Johnny's fans pick fights with too many other fandoms — they kept trashing M!LK and I ended up hating them for it
    67AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:27
    Re: #50
    They look way better than Johnny's groups and are way more wholesome too. Seriously toxic fandom.
    51AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:01
    This looks like a case where it would've been better to let it slide — framing it as 'linking the surrender anniversary to destroy Japan is an unfair stretch, poor them' — and keeping them off guard instead
    57AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:16
    Re: #51
    Next August 6th (Hiroshima bombing anniversary) they'll probably say something like 'We're KEY TO LIT, formed when 7 MEN Samurai underwent nuclear fission!'
    52AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:02
    Apparently Gen Z doesn't even know Japan and the US were at war, so no wonder they don't know about the surrender anniversary
    54AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:07
    Johnny [Kitagawa] was a horrible piece of garbage as a person, but he had a genius sense for naming — seeing a crappy name like this really drives that home
    76AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:41
    Re: #54
    There's something in common with Yoshimoto's (the comedy talent agency) naming sense
    58AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:19
    Kind of sounds like 'Rassun Gorerai' (a viral nonsense catchphrase from a comedy duo). Tricking Japanese women into helping get 'destroy Japan' trending is seriously malicious.
    64AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:23
    So he just blurted it out, and it was Johnny's fans who spread it around?
    73AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:33
    Re: #64
    Nah, he probably wanted it to go viral, figured 'this'll be good'
    83AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:49
    Why do these people want to destroy Japan?

    Background and Key Points

    Ties between STARTO’s junior units run deep — Johnny Kitagawa’s agency (now rebranded following the 2023 sexual-abuse scandal that led to his posthumous exposure and the company’s restructuring) has long produced a pipeline of pre-debut boy groups from its “Johnny’s Jr.” system. KEY TO LIT was formed just last February when three existing junior units, HiHi Jets, Bishonen, and 7 MEN Samurai, were dissolved and their members reshuffled into three new groups. For fans who had followed the original lineups for years, that reshuffle was already a disruptive shock, which matters for reading the backlash here: this is not simply outrage over one bad joke, it’s layered on top of existing resentment toward the agency’s handling of its rosters. The remark itself lands on a specific date, August 15, which in Japan is Shūsen Kinenbi, the anniversary of the 1945 surrender broadcast, a solemn day of war remembrance, not a casual occasion for slang.

    The thread’s disagreement isn’t really about whether the phrase was offensive; nearly everyone agrees it was. It splits on blame allocation: some posters think the bigger scandal is the agency’s apology itself, which reportedly reframed “destroy Japan” as innocuous hype-speak, seen as more dishonest than the original remark. Others shift focus to the fans who amplified the phrase on social media, calling them complicit rather than victims.

    What outside readers will likely miss is the throwaway comment about Gen Z not knowing Japan and the US fought a war at all. If true, it reframes the incident less as intentional provocation and more as a generational blind spot about what August 15 signifies, though the thread never resolves whether that applies to the idol himself.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “[STARTO ENTERTAINMENT] Junior unit KEY TO LIT (nicknamed “Kiteretsu,” meaning “eccentric”), drawing attention for “destroying Japan” on the war’s end anniversary, has “past bombshell remarks” [Ailuropoda melanoleuca★]“.

  • BC League’s Saitama Musashi Manager Ikuhiro Kiyota Steps Back Amid Reports — Club Issues Statement, He Denies Allegations

    The BC League’s Saitama Musashi Heat Bears announced on August 27 that manager Ikuhiro Kiyota (40) would suspend his managerial duties for the time being, following certain media reports. Kiyota was also the subject of repeated affair reports during his time with the Chiba Lotte Marines, and the thread saw discussion spread not just over his own denial of the reports, but also over pay and name recognition in Japan’s independent baseball leagues.

    Published 7:36 PM, Thursday, August 27

    Sponichi Annex

    The independent Route Inn BC League’s Saitama Musashi Heat Bears announced on the 27th that manager Ikuhiro Kiyota (40) would suspend his managerial activities for the time being.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:03
    I want him on Jackpot (the YouTube talk show known for hosting scandal-hit celebrities)
    9AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:06
    At least get a love hotel, geez.
    Car sex every time — what are you, a dragon?
    12AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:07
    This reeks of an inside whistleblower leak — he must've been seriously disliked in the clubhouse.
    14AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:08
    This is what happens when you make a criminal your manager 💢💢
    20AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:13
    Re: #14
    Actually, this guy's never technically committed a crime
    Having an affair isn't illegal, lol
    32AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:21
    Re: #14
    A liar is the first step toward becoming a thief (old Japanese saying)
    15AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:10
    Suspended through the end of the season, then quietly let his contract lapse — that's probably how this ends.
    16AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:11
    Didn't know Kiyota was managing here.
    19AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:13
    Re: #16
    Maybe he got hired because the team president is Kado, a Lotte junior of his.
    18AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:13
    Wait, a team like that even exists?
    38AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:27
    Re: #18
    So it's kind of like JRA versus regional horse racing?
    25AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:16
    Kiyota's past screw-ups:

    – Caught COVID, then lied to the team's internal investigation, claiming he hadn't eaten out
    – A weekly tabloid exposed that he'd actually been secretly meeting his mistress and eating out with her every day during a 3-day Sapporo road trip
    – On top of that, once his own infection was confirmed, he told his mistress not to get a PCR test to keep it covered up

    [Baseball] Lotte's Ikuhiro Kiyota — there was more: embarrassing LINE messages with his affair partner surface [Laughing Gorilla★]
    https://hayabusa9.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/mnewsplus/1611283915/
    35AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:25
    Re: #25
    When you say Kiyota, it's the Puzzle & Dragons affair that comes to mind
    Is he gonna hold a little memorial for 'Taiyo-kun' now? (a callback to that old scandal, where Taiyo-kun was a character he'd named)
    30AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:21
    The club will probably let it quietly blow over, and letting his contract expire at the end of the season is where this lands.
    37AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:26
    Re: #30
    Even setting aside that it's an indie league, putting him in charge of a team with a fair number of ex-pros this soon was too rushed.
    31AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:21
    Re: #1
    How is this league different from corporate/amateur (shakaijin) baseball?
    40AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:30
    Re: #31
    The difference is zero spectators versus a dozen-ish people, mostly family 💦
    43AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:35
    Re: #31
    In corporate baseball you're employed by a top company and draw a real salary, so you can actually live on it.
    Indie leagues technically count as 'pro,' but you're only pulling in something like 100,000 yen a month during the season, so you can't make a living.
    68AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:56
    Re: #31
    Guys on top companies' baseball teams get paid well.
    I saw on TV that Honda's manager tells his players things like, 'Over a lifetime, you'll actually earn more staying at Honda than you would going pro.'

    Honestly, corporate-league ball at a top company is basically semi-pro, while the indie leagues are just amateur ball with a 'pro' label slapped on.
    34AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:25
    Reminds me of back in his Lotte days — the very first day back from suspension over the COVID-era affair, and he'd already been caught on a date by Friday (the tabloid), lol

    ——
    'Wait, is this going in Friday? Please, have mercy.'

    'There's no point talking to me about it. It's literally my first day back. I'm finished.'
    39AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:28
    What a cheap affair.
    Spell out exactly which part of the report he's denying.
    42AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:35
    Was he actually any good as a manager?
    69AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:59
    Independent pro baseball league.
    Average attendance: 100 people.

    …yeah, I guess you'd want to have an affair too.
    72AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:00
    Re: #69
    That's just using it as an excuse for cheating.

    Background and Key Points

    Japan’s independent leagues sit below Nippon Professional Baseball (NPB) in a two-tier system: NPB clubs pay livable, often lucrative salaries, while independent circuits like the Route Inn BC League—founded in 2007 as a proving ground for players cut from or aspiring to NPB—pay players roughly ¥100,000 a month during the season, a wage that by several posters’ accounts leaves them unable to live on baseball alone. Kiyota is not a name associated with this tier; he built his reputation in Chiba Lotte’s NPB uniform, where a 2021 scandal made headlines—he was accused of lying to his team’s internal COVID-19 contact-tracing investigation to hide meetings with a woman he was having an affair with, and of asking her to skip a PCR test to avoid exposing the cover-up. That history, not the current allegations themselves, is what the thread keeps circling back to.

    The actual point of disagreement isn’t whether Kiyota did wrong this time—posters mostly assume he did—but whether it rises to anything more than embarrassing. One user’s claim that “this is what happens when you make a criminal your manager” was directly rebutted: adultery carries no criminal penalty under Japanese law, only civil consequences like divorce settlements. The other axis of debate was economic rather than moral: whether the indie leagues’ poverty-level pay and near-nonexistent crowds (attendance is cited around 100 spectators) explain or merely excuse personnel lapses like this one.

    What’s easy to miss without Japanese context is how normalized the club’s likely response is—posters predict a quiet suspension through season’s end followed by a non-renewed contract, a common face-saving exit that avoids a formal firing.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports Livejupiter+) thread “[Baseball] BC League’s Saitama Musashi manager Ikuhiro Kiyota suspends activities — club issues statement following reports, he denies the content.”

  • Farm Minister Suzuki: ‘I Want to Buy Back Reserve Rice Before the Harvest’ — Rice Prices Won’t Come Down Despite the Glut

    Agriculture Minister Suzuki, who had previously said he wouldn’t intervene in rice prices, has reversed course and announced he wants to buy back government reserve rice before this year’s rice harvest begins. Even with experts pointing to a rice glut, the move reveals his real intention: he doesn’t want rice prices to fall. On 5ch, the discussion ranged widely — some suspect he’s prioritizing protecting farmers back home in Yamagata, others raised the vested-interest ties with JA (the national agricultural cooperative), and still others compared the price of imported rice.

    Farm Minister Suzuki, who was supposed to “not intervene in rice prices,” declares he “wants to buy back reserve rice before the harvest starts”… his real intention despite a rare rice glut: he “absolutely does not want rice prices to fall”

    8/28 (Fri) 6:02 AM JST

    Daily Shincho

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    2AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:11
    Takaichi: "He's finally getting it done." (Kansai-dialect praise)
    42AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:18
    Takaichi's LDP: "Like hell we're letting rice prices drop!! Screw the public!! Screw the restaurants!! You only bring up 'the market decides prices' when prices are going UP, don't you?!"


     
    Sanae Takaichi, hold a press conference already!!
    4AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:12
    "It's the farmers' fault
    Why is rice cheaper overseas than in Japan?
    Isn't it just that Japanese farmers are incompetent?

    With the weak yen, labor costs are cheap here too, so Japan should be able to produce it cheaper than other countries, right?
    Isn't it strange to demand profits when your production capacity is this low?
    If you want more money, shouldn't you just work harder?

    Aren't the farmers the ones most at fault here?
    Japan should drop the rice tariff to zero and make them compete on price with foreign rice.
    126AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:26
    "Re: #4
    Isn't the real problem that vested-interest groups like JA — not the farmers — were the ones hiding rice in warehouses?
    They were probably betting on another bad harvest in 2025 too.

    By the way, rice is cheap overseas because the paddies are large and easy to mechanize.
    In Japan, lots of farmers each own tiny paddies, which makes mechanization hard.
    They don't reduce the number of farmers because keeping them around helps the ruling party at election time.
    193AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:35
    Re: #4
    If you weaken the yen further, fertilizer, feed, electricity, and machine fuel costs all go up across the board, you know?
    And on top of that, you people keep demanding the minimum wage be raised to 1,500 or 2,000 yen.
    Even imports, which start out cheap, get pricier with a weak yen — so domestic goods go up too.
    6AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:12
    Which way does this guy even want to steer policy?
    13AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:13
    Re: #6
    That'd be vested interests, obviously.
    18AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:14
    I wonder if he's getting money from JA?
    58AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:20
    Re: #18
    Well, obviously.
    92AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:23
    Re: #18
    Votes too, probably.
    That's why the number of farmers-in-name-only never shrinks (people who barely farm but keep the title for subsidies and votes).
    19AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:14
    Suzuki's willing to make the public suffer rather than let the farm co-op take a loss —
    an utterly incompetent Farm Minister.
    He can't even follow the one instruction Takaichi gave him. Useless.
    156AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:30
    Re: #19
    You should be directing that at Yamagata Prefecture (his home turf).
    22AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:15
    There's talk of a cabinet reshuffle — they'll replace him for this, right? Right?
    30AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:16
    Re: #22
    This will show how serious Takaichi really is.
    If Suzuki stays on as Farm Minister, it's all just for show.
    If he gets replaced, she means business.
    35AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:16
    Well, but this is seriously dim-witted.

    The 'result' is already in: the public is saying, 'If our income isn't rising but rice prices are, we'll just eat something other than rice.'

    They must be out of their minds to think they can keep prices high and still sell all of it.
    43AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:18
    Re: #35
    I think if you raise the price of everything except rice, rice's relative price stays in check.
    47AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:18
    Re: #35
    Then let's raise the government's resale price on imported wheat too, and kill off udon while we're at it.
    46AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:18
    Just let them do whatever they want.
    The public's already weaned itself off rice anyway.
    48AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:18
    >>If they buy the missing 700,000 tons out of the surplus 2.43 million tons sitting in private stockpiles, that brings it down to 1.73 million tons — which is even below the proper reserve level.

    So as not to waste tax money:
    I'll allow it if they buy back the reserve rice at under 1,000 yen per kilogram.
    Anything above that,
    make Suzuki's salary and the Agriculture Ministry bureaucrats
    split the bill for the wasted tax money.
    70AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:21
    Re: #48
    1,000 yen per kilo works out to 5,000 yen for 5 kilos — that's buying back reserve rice at a higher price than even last year's peak.
    50AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:19
    Whoever hoarded it wins, huh.
    They bought it up to drive prices higher, made a killing, then resold reserve rice — which cost them next to nothing — at inflated prices for another killing. And now this on top of it? Come on.
    56AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:19
    Re: #50
    Well, economic freedom is a protected right, after all.
    52AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:19
    It's rare these days to see someone flaunt being a special-interest politician this openly.
    63AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:21
    Re: #52
    Agriculture-bloc politicians actually win votes
    by openly showing off that they're steering benefits their constituents' way —
    that's the whole pitch to their base.
    76AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:22
    "For every policy from above, there's a workaround from below."
    If rice prices rise,
    people will either eat something other than rice or turn to imported rice.
    (And sure enough, imports did increase.)

    Foreign rice spreads to dining tables and restaurants — imports up 50-fold since the rice crisis, casting a shadow over food security
    Fragmented farmland stands in the way (part 2)
    August 21, 2026, 5:00 AM [Subscriber-only article]
    https://www.nikkei.com/article/DGXZQOUA217U70R20C26A7000000/
    124AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:26
    Re: #76
    They say it's 'spreading to restaurants,' but almost no major dining chains actually disclose that they use imported rice.
    Imported rice had its moment when it was cheap, but everyone's gone back to domestic rice now that prices have come back down.
    With domestic rice already under 3,000 yen and barely pricier than Calrose, would people even still pick imported?
    154AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:30
    Re: #76
    "Amid rising prices and shortages, in 2025 the major supermarket chain Aeon initially stocked California-grown 'Calrose' rice at 2,680 yen (before tax) for 4 kg."

    4 kg at 2,680 yen = 5 kg at 3,350 yen

    So old imported rice is pricier than new domestic rice?
    114AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:25
    It's the wholesalers who'll suffer if last year's rice gets cheaper.
    They're the ones who tried to make a killing at the public's expense, so it's their own fault — just leave them to it.

    If the wholesalers are the ones refusing to buy the new crop except at rock-bottom prices, then just give the subsidies straight to the farmers.

    Whatever happens, don't hand money to the wholesalers.
    125AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:26
    Re: #114
    What's wrong with trying to turn a profit in a capitalist society??
    158AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:30
    Re: #125
    They should've kept it in moderation.
    Get too greedy and cross the line, and you get punished for it.
    165AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:31
    Re: #125
    Price-gouging on a staple food is the kind of crime that'd land you in prison in other countries.

    Background and Key Points

    Japan’s government reserve rice system was created after the 1993 crop failure and street shortages, and normally works one way: the state releases stockpiled rice to calm prices during shortages, as it did during the 2024-25 rice-price crisis, then restocks afterward at market rates. What Suzuki is proposing — buying rice back before the new harvest even lands, while private stockpiles are reportedly around 2.43 million tons above normal — inverts that logic into a price floor. JA (Japan Agricultural Cooperatives) is the body that actually collects, stores, and distributes most domestic rice and has long been treated as inseparable from LDP farm-bloc politics, especially in rural, over-represented districts like Suzuki’s home prefecture of Yamagata, one of Japan’s largest rice producers.

    The thread doesn’t converge on one villain. Posts split between pinning the blame on farmers themselves (small, unmechanized paddies keeping costs high, unlike the large operations used overseas), on JA and wholesalers accused of hoarding reserve rice to resell at a markup, and on Suzuki/LDP simply protecting a voting bloc regardless of consumer cost. One post even defends the hoarders as exercising legitimate “economic freedom” in a capitalist system, which cuts against the thread’s dominant outrage.

    What’s likely to be missed: land fragmentation — millions of small, non-contiguous paddies inherited across generations — is a structural, decades-old obstacle to consolidation and mechanization, separate from JA’s political leverage, yet both get flattened into a single “farm lobby” grievance. Also unmentioned is that this reversal contradicts Suzuki’s own earlier stated position against intervening in prices at all.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Express+) thread “Farm Minister Suzuki, who was supposed to ‘not intervene in rice prices,’ says he wants to buy back reserve rice before the harvest starts… ‘I absolutely do not want rice prices to fall’ despite the glut.”