Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Zion Suzuki makes Premier League debut — first Japanese GK ever, shows solid defending in narrow 0-1 loss to Arsenal

    Aston Villa’s new signing, Japan national team goalkeeper Zion Suzuki (24), became the first Japanese goalkeeper in history to appear in the Premier League on August 31. The home opponent was reigning champions Arsenal. In a matchup between two clubs competing in this season’s Champions League, Suzuki started and played the full match, showing solid defending, but his team lost 0-1. Reactions across 5channel threads varied widely — some praised the narrow scoreline, others pointed out issues with his positioning on the goal conceded and the team’s weakened lineup after selling key players, while others got caught up in comparisons to Shohei Ohtani and Rui Hachimura.

    Nikkan Sports [September 1, 2026, 5:58 AM]

    <Premier League: Aston Villa 0-1 Arsenal> ◇August 31 (September 1 Japan time) ◇Matchday 2 ◇Birmingham

    Aston Villa’s new signing, Japan national team goalkeeper Zion Suzuki (24), made his Premier League debut as the first Japanese goalkeeper ever to do so. He started at home against last season’s champions Arsenal. In a clash between two clubs competing in this season’s European Champions League, he put in a composed, assured performance.

    Source: nikkansports.com / Original article here

    10AnonymousSep 1, 2026 07:15
    This is more impressive than Ohtani.
    63AnonymousSep 1, 2026 07:40
    Re: #10
    Don't lump them together.
    He's still young.
    13AnonymousSep 1, 2026 07:16
    Wait! The opponent's the Gunners, right? If it's just a 1-0 ("uno-zero") against the Gunners, isn't that basically a scoreless draw in practice?
    17AnonymousSep 1, 2026 07:18
    Re: #13
    No, Arsenal isn't the kind of team that just scrapes by 1-0.
    It's a real loss.
    50AnonymousSep 1, 2026 07:35
    Huh, so he did get scored on.
    The previous keeper was better.
    55AnonymousSep 1, 2026 07:36
    Re: #50
    The previous keeper let in 3 goals against Brighton, though.
    73AnonymousSep 1, 2026 07:44
    Villa lost a ton of their squad and the weakening is brutal.
    Can they even survive in the Premier League?
    76AnonymousSep 1, 2026 07:47
    Re: #73
    Well, they've only played Brighton and Arsenal so far.
    81AnonymousSep 1, 2026 07:50
    The scary part is he's only 24.
    Goalkeepers can easily still be playing at 35, so Japan's set at this position for a while.
    90AnonymousSep 1, 2026 07:53
    Re: #81
    He spent years on the bench at Urawa, so it feels like a late bloomer story.
    Wish they'd sent him on a J2 loan sooner to get him actual game time.
    86AnonymousSep 1, 2026 07:50
    Watched Hachimura's game yesterday too — compared to that, Zion's still got a ways to go.
    That guy's insane lol
    88AnonymousSep 1, 2026 07:52
    Re: #86
    The opponents are completely different lol
    Don't lump Qatar in with Arsenal lol
    92AnonymousSep 1, 2026 07:55
    Re: #86
    Suzuki only conceded 2 goals in the Asian final qualifiers too, you know.
    95AnonymousSep 1, 2026 07:56
    A Japanese player as the starting GK for a team that finished 4th in the Premier League.
    That's genuinely impressive.
    Now we just need a center forward of this caliber to show up too.
    103AnonymousSep 1, 2026 08:00
    Re: #95
    They sold the two attacking players who drove their rise in recent years — it's basically a different team now.
    107AnonymousSep 1, 2026 08:02
    Zion's jersey said ZION instead of SUZUKI.
    Somehow feels fresh.
    111AnonymousSep 1, 2026 08:04
    That goal was honestly pretty weak.
    Rough that he couldn't stop it — way too slow reacting there.
    142AnonymousSep 1, 2026 08:18
    Re: #111
    At what point were you expecting him to stop it, exactly?
    114AnonymousSep 1, 2026 08:06
    If Japan had a forward good at hold-up play up front,
    he and Suzuki together could flip games in an instant.
    We need prime Oosako back.
    122AnonymousSep 1, 2026 08:10
    Re: #114
    In the friendly against Brazil, Ueda and Suzuki pulled off exactly that combo to turn the game around, but it didn't work as well against the regular starting center-backs at the World Cup.
    Even when he managed to hold the ball up, there was no support coming.
    115AnonymousSep 1, 2026 08:06
    He's getting slammed as the scapegoat for the loss overseas…
    121AnonymousSep 1, 2026 08:09
    Re: #115
    Social media has built-in translation now, so posting nonsense like that here only fools the old guys who've been glued to 5channel since this morning.
    132AnonymousSep 1, 2026 08:15
    Re: #121
    Why just social media, grandpa?
    Is the internet just social media in your head?
    Poor Zion, getting called the scapegoat.
    126AnonymousSep 1, 2026 08:12
    Makes you wonder what gets someone into playing goalkeeper in the first place.
    Honestly, when you're starting out in soccer, it's gotta be the last position you'd want.

    On my son's weak elementary school team,
    there was a kid who ended up stuck in goal and turned out to be pretty decent at it,
    so he just got locked into the position from then on.

    Everyone praised him for it, but I bet he had mixed feelings —
    he started playing soccer because he wanted to kick the ball around.
    130AnonymousSep 1, 2026 08:14
    Re: #126
    In soccer powerhouse countries, GK is actually a popular position.
    137AnonymousSep 1, 2026 08:16
    Re: #126
    But when you make a save you're the hero, and it's fun to play.
    145AnonymousSep 1, 2026 08:19
    Re: #126
    The pitch is small, so you can stand out on both attack and defense.
    If a kid's good at kicking, he can nail long-range shots that sail right over the other keeper's head, over and over.
    128AnonymousSep 1, 2026 08:13
    I live near Aston Villa, and over here it's a chorus of 'Zion's the scapegoat, why'd they even sign him.'
    135AnonymousSep 1, 2026 08:15
    Once you've conceded a goal, a loss is a loss.
    139AnonymousSep 1, 2026 08:17
    Re: #135
    I mean, not being able to score is a team problem, not something you can pin on the goalkeeper individually.
    149AnonymousSep 1, 2026 08:21
    Well, going by the most recent showing, it's a total blowout win for Hachimura.

    He's only just joined, so there's definitely some unfamiliarity and stiffness to his game.
    But that's no excuse.

    Well, a seemingly good guy like Zion
    could've just transferred chasing a bigger paycheck
    and it would've been fine — as a goalkeeper, you can develop in any league.
    There's not that much difference between leagues in that regard.

    An annual salary of just under 200 million yen at Parma is a bit low, honestly.
    No idea what he's on at Villa,

    but Zion seems like the type who'd play even better once he becomes a rich goalkeeper.

    Background and key points of this discussion

    Zion Suzuki is the former last line of defense for Urawa Reds, who moved to Europe in 2024, playing for Sint-Truiden and Union SG before completing a permanent transfer to Aston Villa this summer. Being handed the starting goalkeeper job so soon after joining stands out, and even though he conceded a goal, he’s being praised for showing defensive stability against a big club. Opinion in the thread split over how to judge the 0-1 loss, with some seeing it as a close, competitive result and others viewing it as a comprehensive defeat in terms of the actual play. While Aston Villa have risen in recent years to the point of competing for European qualification spots, they sold their key attacking players this summer, and many voiced concern about a decline in the team’s overall strength. Speculation also flew around regarding Suzuki’s salary and the details of his transfer, but no figures have been officially announced, so that information should be treated as unconfirmed.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “[Soccer] Aston Villa’s Zion Suzuki makes Premier League debut! First Japanese GK, shows solid defending against Arsenal in narrow 0-1 loss.”

  • “Believing in Infinity Is Like Believing in God”: Ultrafinitism’s Math Debate Sparks Mixed Reactions

    “Believing in infinity is like believing in God” — an article about a professor at a prestigious university asserting the mathematical philosophy of “ultrafinitism,” which denies the very existence of infinity, even at the risk of backlash from the math community, became a hot topic on 5ch’s Science News+ board.

    In the thread, posters didn’t just question infinity — they raised philosophical counter-questions about whether zero, straight lines, and pi really “exist” at all, and the discussion spread all the way to physics topics like vacuum fluctuations, the heat death of the universe, and the finiteness of time. Opinions split between those who see infinity as an unnecessary concept for everyday life and compulsory education, and those who countered that infinity is indispensable to the practical side of modern mathematics, such as analysis.

    “Believing in Infinity Is Like Believing in God” — The “Inconvenient Truth” an Elite University Professor Declares Even at the Cost of Making Enemies in the Math World

    The philosophy of “ultrafinitism,” which denies infinity, has long been dismissed as heretical in the mathematical world.

    But this philosophy is said to offer new insight not just into equations, but into our very worldview.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    2AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:57
    Well yeah, if you try to count all the way to infinity, the resources needed to do the counting run out eventually.
    If you treat information and energy as equivalent, infinity can't exist in this world — at least not this one.
    3AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:06
    It'd be religious groups making enemies here, not academia ("gakkai").
    74AnonymousAug 31, 2026 14:31
    Re: #3
    "Academia" (gakkai) is also slang for a religious group, you know (a pun — 学会 is short for Soka Gakkai too).
    4AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:07
    Unfortunately, the concept of infinity was born from a religion that has no single god.
    5AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:09
    Well then, guess I'll migrate to this thread together with Laura (Masaru) (apparent meme/character reference, origin unclear).
    6AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:09
    That's ridiculous.
    By that logic, straight lines wouldn't exist either, and neither would zero.
    11AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:24
    Re: #6
    In non-Euclidean geometry or whatever, straight lines can't exist as such, right?
    And of course, "nothingness" is a religious concept too — there's no such thing as nothing in this world.
    Nobody can prove otherwise.
    27AnonymousAug 30, 2026 22:05
    Re: #6
    Straight lines do exist.
    All you need is a size-0 point, another size-0 point, and the relationship connecting them.

    Zero exists as information. So do 1 and 2 — they don't exist in physical spacetime, but they exist as information.
    12AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:24
    If nothingness = 0, then the universe is filled entirely with 0.
    The reason 0 stays fixed at 0 forever is also nothingness = 0 → occasionally it becomes something other than 0 = a fluctuation = the birth of our current universe.
    13AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:26
    Re: #12
    Empty space and "nothingness" are different things.
    Vacuum seems to carry vacuum energy and the like.
    14AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:28
    Re: #13
    What I'm getting at is that vacuum energy might just be a fluctuation between 0 and 1.
    15AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:30
    Re: #14
    Sure, that's true.
    But that's still different from nothingness.
    Vacuum is an observed phenomenon, but "nothing" is a product of imagination.
    Not a single person has ever confirmed nothing exists.
    18AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:35
    There are things like the vastness of the universe that could be called practically infinite, so I think the concept of infinity is fine to keep around·······
    29AnonymousAug 30, 2026 22:06
    Re: #18
    In reality, the universe doesn't allow for infinity.
    It's limits on top of limits, everywhere.
    The idea that space alone is infinite is pure speculation — nobody's actually confirmed it.
    20AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:40
    A concept is a fantasy.
    So then, what exactly is a fantasy?
    33AnonymousAug 30, 2026 22:18
    Re: #20
    Fantasy = requires a person.
    Concept = shareable across time and space.
    26AnonymousAug 30, 2026 22:01
    I'd honestly like to see how you'd define e or π
    without using the concept of infinity.
    34AnonymousAug 30, 2026 22:19
    Re: #26
    Isn't π just circumference divided by diameter?
    35AnonymousAug 30, 2026 22:23
    Re: #1
    Once you exceed the limit of numbers a human can count, I think it's fine to just treat it as infinity.
    Once something exceeds human cognition, it's basically the same as God.
    36AnonymousAug 30, 2026 22:25
    Re: #35
    Kind of like how ancient people supposedly counted "1, 2, many"?
    No idea if that's actually true though.
    44AnonymousAug 30, 2026 23:20
    The conclusion changes depending on whether you place the observer as a human or not.
    What matters here is that the subjectivity in this question is placed on humans.
    48AnonymousAug 30, 2026 23:35
    Re: #44
    You're misunderstanding what "observer" means — go have a chat with a few different AIs.
    46AnonymousAug 30, 2026 23:25
    Isn't time infinite too?
    Does it ever come to an end?
    55AnonymousAug 31, 2026 00:17
    Re: #46
    There's a theory that time doesn't exist at all.
    Apparently every moment in time exists simultaneously, like a stack of overlapping photos.
    Pretty sure I read that in Newton (the Japanese science magazine).
    95AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:41
    Re: #46
    There are various concepts of "time," but
    generally speaking, time is just change of state measured against some particular yardstick.

    Now, in this universe, entropy keeps rising, and eventually everything becomes so diluted that no state changes happen anymore.
    But right around that point, black holes will kick Hawking radiation into full gear, and the universe will see state changes again — in other words, time starts back up.

    The scale here is absurd:
    it takes 10^106 years for Hawking radiation to finish.
    That's roughly 700 billion times the universe's entire history so far, times a trillion, times a trillion, times a trillion, times a trillion, times a trillion… and it keeps going at that scale.

    It looks infinite at a glance, but compared to true infinity it's an extremely small number — and in the end it's still just state change measured by a particular yardstick.

    What's more, during all that time, light experiences zero proper time — not even one second passes for it — yet it still keeps flying through the universe (or through black holes?) regardless.
    In other words, whatever is actually driving this universe's state is the essential thing, and whether *that* is infinite or not, we still don't know.
    66AnonymousAug 31, 2026 07:39
    I skimmed a few articles introducing this guy's ideas, and honestly his whole argument boiled down to a "housewife's common sense" take of "you don't really need infinity in everyday life, right?"
    68AnonymousAug 31, 2026 07:50
    Re: #66
    In that case it just becomes "elementary and middle school arithmetic, math, and science don't need infinity."
    And that part is certainly true.
    70AnonymousAug 31, 2026 10:23
    There will always exist integers that have never once appeared in any text throughout human history.
    Almost all real numbers will never, for all eternity, have their exact value pinned down.
    In other words, their existence is basically that of a ghost.
    72AnonymousAug 31, 2026 14:04
    Re: #70
    Flip it around, though, and you could say any information that ever appears in history is necessarily contained somewhere within infinity.
    For example, treat π as a sequence of digits.
    Run it through some kind of encoding to convert it into characters.
    Do that, and eventually every piece of information will show up (be written) in there somewhere.
    For example, Shakespeare's plays.
    For example, the entire history of Earth.
    For example, the position of every particle of matter.
    All of it is recorded somewhere in the digit sequence of π.
    78AnonymousAug 31, 2026 15:34
    Doesn't make sense to me.
    Does this guy think pi's digits are finite too?
    94AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:32
    Re: #78
    Actually, things that look infinite sometimes aren't infinite at all.

    For example, take an equation where time drops out when you manipulate it — that's not because time is infinite, it's because the concept of time just doesn't apply there.

    Pi doesn't "go on forever" —
    pi is simply a state that exists.

    Humans just perceive it as going on infinitely,
    but pi is just π.
    Same with the speed of light — measure it in miles or whatever and it looks like it goes on forever, but it collapses down to c.

    And when you combine formulas that express these basic states,
    you get things like Δx·Δp = h/4π describing the state of the universe.

    So basically, sure, humans can imagine anything as infinite if they try hard enough, but in reality some of those things turn out to be one specific, simple state — the exact opposite of infinite.
    82AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:14
    Are you seriously saying pi has a finite number of digits?
    84AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:19
    Re: #82
    Isn't that just because a "perfect circle" doesn't actually exist in this world?
    87AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:02
    Re: #82
    Is there actually a way to treat pi as having an infinite number of digits?
    96AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:54
    Same as imaginary numbers —
    it's just a concept.
    99AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:03
    Re: #96
    Right.
    Imaginary numbers are just a concept too, but they're so practically indispensable to modern life
    that this isn't even at the level of an "inconvenient truth" you believe or don't believe.
    113AnonymousSep 1, 2026 00:39
    Outside of analysis, everything's finite.
    Infinity is actually the minority case — but when you look at where math is actually applied in the real world, in chemistry, physics, architecture, and so on, most of it comes down to analysis, which runs on infinity.
    Even measuring your weight or height involves infinity, doesn't it?
    120AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:21
    Re: #113
    Number theory and geometry are infinite too, you know.

    Background and Key Points of This Debate

    Ultrafinitism is a philosophy of mathematics that doubts the existence not just of infinity, but even of very large finite numbers — a minority position long dismissed as heretical by the vast majority of mathematicians. Mainstream modern mathematics, namely analysis and calculus, relies heavily on infinity through concepts like limits and the real numbers, so taking this stance seriously would mean rethinking everything from education to applications in physics and engineering. Many posts in the thread treated “infinity,” “nothingness (zero),” and “whether concepts exist” as one and the same issue, but these are mathematically distinct discussions — and the thread never really untangled the distinction between “actual infinity” and “potential infinity” that the article and the professor’s argument were originally pointing at. The tangents into pi, entropy, and the finiteness of time all trace back to that same root cause: disagreement over what “infinity” is even supposed to mean.

    ※This article excerpts and summarizes the 5ch (Science News+) thread “[Math] “Believing in Infinity Is Like Believing in God” — The “Inconvenient Truth” an Elite University Professor Declares Even at the Cost of Making Enemies in the Math World.”

  • Masumi Kuwata: “I Never Once Laid a Hand on My Son” — 5ch: “Raise a Kid Normally and You Get… Matt”

    Masumi Kuwata (58), a former Yomiuri Giants and Pittsburgh Pirates pitcher who now serves as Chief Baseball Officer at Oisix, appeared on Bunka Broadcasting’s “Ikushima Hiroshi’s Sunday at 9” on August 30 and revealed that he never once laid a hand on his son while raising him. His son, TV personality Matt (32), played baseball in elementary school at Kuwata’s encouragement, but switched to the brass band club in middle school and went on to pursue a career in music. On 5ch, opinions were split: some praised the non-corporal-punishment approach to parenting, while others pointed to Matt’s unconventional career path and asked, “did that upbringing really work out?”

    Masumi Kuwata: “I’ve Never Once Laid a Hand on My Own Son Either” — His Parenting Philosophy Is Simple: “What I Tell Him Is…”

    Oisix Chief Baseball Officer Masumi Kuwata (58), who played for the Giants and the Pirates among other teams, made a guest appearance on Bunka Broadcasting’s “Ikushima Hiroshi’s Sunday at 9” (Sundays, 9:00 a.m.) on the 30th, where he opened up about his feelings as a father toward his son, TV personality Matt (32).

    Matt played baseball in elementary school at his father’s encouragement, but in middle school he joined the brass band club and kept up his music activities all the way through university.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 1, 2026 01:08
    Who's even asking for Kuwata's parenting tips?
    11AnonymousSep 1, 2026 01:14
    Re: #2
    Ikushima Hiroshi and Shinnosuke Abe
    84AnonymousSep 1, 2026 03:36
    Re: #2
    He gets treated like a bit of an oddball, but his son turned out successful too — so maybe there is demand for it?
    117AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:49
    Re: #2
    The point is: raise a kid normally, and you end up with Matt.
    3AnonymousSep 1, 2026 01:09
    The guy who used to say "if you can't pitch on four days' rest, you shouldn't turn pro" — despite everyone telling him "no, that's wrong" — turned out, sure enough, to have that same rigid PL Gakuen mindset, was a pain to deal with on the ground, and got pushed out.
    4AnonymousSep 1, 2026 01:10
    The fact he's saying this on Ikushima Hiroshi's show is great.
    7AnonymousSep 1, 2026 01:11
    Imagining Kuwata actually hitting Matt just cracked me up.
    8AnonymousSep 1, 2026 01:13
    Same as Amuro's dad (Tem Ray from Gundam — the absentee, work-obsessed father archetype).
    9AnonymousSep 1, 2026 01:13
    Ever since my daughter was little, I've drilled it into her, over and over: no plastic surgery, no tattoos, absolutely not — please, I'm begging you, don't.
    16AnonymousSep 1, 2026 01:22
    Re: #1
    The real reason Kuwata quit his coaching job wasn't that he couldn't develop pitchers — it was really his clash with Abe, wasn't it?
    24AnonymousSep 1, 2026 01:30
    Wait, he still lives with his parents? lol
    34AnonymousSep 1, 2026 01:38
    Re: #24
    Who'd want to move out of Kuwata's house lol. Especially when he actually gets along with his parents.
    25AnonymousSep 1, 2026 01:30
    This kind of approach that respects a kid's autonomy can raise someone proactive and thoughtful, but it also risks producing someone who turns out like a kite with a cut string — totally unpredictable. Well, it's an age that accepts diversity now, so maybe that's fine too lol.
    26AnonymousSep 1, 2026 01:30
    Never telling them "no" just leaves the kid wandering lost — it doesn't do them any favors. "Whatever you want, whatever you want" just breeds monsters.
    30AnonymousSep 1, 2026 01:34
    There are families whose lives got wrecked because of their kids, so I guess as long as he doesn't become a criminal, it's fine.
    39AnonymousSep 1, 2026 01:44
    Yokoyama Yasushi (the famously wild manzai comedian) also said he never used corporal punishment raising his kids.
    54AnonymousSep 1, 2026 02:07
    Re: #39
    Doesn't count for much if you're smacking people around out in public lol. The people getting hit are somebody's kids too.
    53AnonymousSep 1, 2026 02:07
    He's just an unusual character — no arrests, no scandals so far. In that sense, the parenting was a success.
    64AnonymousSep 1, 2026 02:22
    Re: #53
    Once the grandkids show up, that's when you know the parenting was a success.

    Background and Points of Debate

    Kuwata rose to national fame as one half of the “KK Combo” with Kazuhiro Kiyohara during his days at PL Gakuen, a baseball powerhouse known for its strict, hierarchical discipline. In Japanese schools and sports clubs, the shift away from corporal punishment became a major social issue following the 2012 suicide of a student in the Osaka Municipal Sakuranomiya High School basketball club, which was linked to abusive coaching — and Kuwata’s remarks appear to be an extension of that ongoing conversation. Notably, the thread’s discussion split less around approval or disapproval of non-violent parenting itself, and more along two separate axes: debate over home education philosophy, and judgments about Kuwata personally, tangled up with his departure from his Yomiuri coaching post and views on the coaching culture at his alma mater.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “[Baseball] Masumi Kuwata: “I’ve Never Once Laid a Hand on My Own Son Either” — His Parenting Philosophy Is Simple: “What I Tell Him Is…”.”

  • China’s “24.1 Million Homeless” Video Shocks Viewers — Young People Collapsing in the Streets

    A video circulating on 5channel follows young people collapsing or sleeping rough on the streets of Wuhan, Shanghai, Shenyang, Kunshan, and other cities from 2024 to 2026, driven by hunger and destitution. The video argues that in cities once built on manufacturing, a wave of factory closures and layoffs has trapped young people in a vicious cycle — unable to return home, yet sinking deeper into poverty in the big cities. While some in the thread questioned the reliability of the source, others pointed to proxy indicators like salt consumption, container shipping volumes, and nighttime light levels to argue the situation is genuinely dire. Citing real-world examples like the delisting of China Evergrande Group amid the collapse of the property bubble, the discussion expanded into comparisons with Japan’s own “Lost Thirty Years” and debates over the shape of social safety nets.

    Key points:

    Destitute people turning up everywhere: From 2024 to 2026, footage from Wuhan, Shanghai, Shenyang, Kunshan, and other cities shows young people collapsing or sleeping on the street from hunger and poverty (0:24-6:17).

    The toll of economic decline: In cities that were once manufacturing hubs, a wave of factory bankruptcies and layoffs has trapped young people who can’t return home in a vicious cycle of poverty in the big cities (3:23-4:10, 6:55-7:08).

    Source: youtu.be / original video here

    6AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:02
    People say Chinese tourists have bad manners, but…

    these are still supposedly the wealthy ones.
    58AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:51
    Re: #6
    Most of that "wealthy class" is just officials who abused their positions to embezzle money.
    You don't end up like that without being fundamentally shady.
    7AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:02
    Not this "Watching China" channel again.
    Why would anyone take Falun Gong propaganda at face value? ("Kan Zhongguo," a Falun Gong-linked YouTube channel)
    52AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:47
    Re: #7
    No, honestly, that claim is the real misinformation.
    If a population of only 700 million built cities on the scale of Beijing, Shanghai, and 20 other metros, they'd have to be superhumanly efficient.
    You need over a billion people functioning as virtual slaves to sustain the facade China puts up today.
    The salt-consumption, container-shipping, and nighttime-light figures are legit indicators.
    13AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:06
    Being able to just let the poor die off is China's edge, honestly.
    Watching America and China, you really see how a generous safety net like Japan's is nothing but a drag on national growth.
    18AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:11
    Re: #13
    China's weak social security makes people anxious about the future, so they save way more than they need to — that's why the deflation spiral won't lift.

    America doesn't have much social security, but it does have welfare.
    Though apparently plenty of poor people just live off welfare and never work.
    21AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:15
    Re: #18
    America… has welfare?
    20AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:12
    There's something twisted about livestreams where people throw endless "super chat"-style tips just to make someone dance on camera.

    Then there's the fear of getting hit with damages if an old person dies after you help them, so shops kick people out and nobody lends a hand to someone collapsed on the street (a nod to China's well-known "good Samaritan lawsuit" fears).

    That "money means you can do anything" vibe — must feel like paradise if you're rich, I guess.
    40AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:29
    Re: #20
    You can get someone to dance for a tip worth just a few yen.
    Heard someone made the same person dance for hours straight like that — laughed when I heard it, but that's seriously messed up.
    22AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:16
    Putting other countries down doesn't make Japan look any better.
    26AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:20
    Not to be harsh, but neither Chinese urban design nor fashion sense is exactly tasteful.
    29AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:21
    Re: #26
    Japan's urban planning isn't much to brag about either.
    35AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:23
    Re: #26
    China, Japan, Korea — urban design is trash in all three.
    Other Asian countries have better taste, honestly.
    42AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:31
    China had a front-row seat to Japan's mistakes — so why did they fail the same way anyway?
    84AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:15
    Re: #42
    Kind of sad to think they're about to go through their own version of Japan's Lost Thirty Years.
    44AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:33
    I heard that in China even unemployed people don't struggle to eat — is that actually true?
    64AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:58
    Re: #44
    Lately there's been news of young people who couldn't find jobs starving to death, or collapsing after going 20 days on nothing but water.
    53AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:48
    Wonder if we'll get a Reiwa-era Kowloon Walled City out of this (the infamous ungoverned Hong Kong slum, demolished in the 1990s).
    54AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:49
    Re: #53
    That kind of thing shows up in Southeast Asian countries where development stalled halfway.
    59AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:53
    After they deregulated shop openings, everyone got dragged into a race-to-the-bottom price war — that kind of cutthroat "involution" business model is bound to tank the economy.
    62AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:53
    Re: #59
    Wait, they deregulated? Shops are disappearing though, aren't they?
    60AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:53
    Next up is probably a massive social security crisis. They're tracing Japan's path exactly.
    68AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:00
    Re: #60
    Apparently each province runs its own separate system, so your health coverage changes when you move.
    69AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:00
    Chinese people themselves know better than anyone that the yuan can't be trusted — that's exactly why they snap up real estate.
    76AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:08
    Re: #69
    Right, and they also know that property becomes worthless after 70 years (China's land-use leases expire then), which is exactly why they were buying up Japanese real estate instead.
    Turns out even that escape route is hard to pull off, though.
    The government started retroactively taxing income going back 25 years, so people are having to liquidate the assets they got out just to cover the tax bill.
    72AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:03
    Japan tightened way too hard after its bubble burst, lost 30 years, and locked in its decline — feels like China's doing the exact same thing. It's already a seriously aging, low-birthrate, deflationary society.
    74AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:05
    Re: #72
    Blame the Bank of Japan governor.
    And the Finance Ministry hiking taxes.
    82AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:14
    Re: #74
    Xi Jinping probably thinks along similar lines to Japan's Finance Ministry —
    he probably sees deflation forcing workers into low wages as ideal.
    85AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:15
    Re: #82
    The deflation is at least partly deliberate policy.
    90AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:21
    Some people say China's bubble can never burst because it's a Communist Party state — what's the actual logic there?
    92AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:23
    Re: #90
    "It hasn't collapsed, therefore it won't collapse" — that logic is, in a sense, valid in economics.
    95AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:23
    Re: #90
    The real estate bubble already did collapse, so the premise is off in a bunch of ways.

    But I think what people actually mean is that China won't see a financial crisis like the one that hit Japan afterward.
    And yeah, I don't think that'll happen either.
    117AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:37
    Re: #90
    They're probably counting on some kind of debt-cancellation edict.
    But that just chills the economy over the medium-to-long term — it's only kicking the can down the road.
    108AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:31
    So when does China's economy and system actually collapse, in the end?
    That's the part that actually matters.
    115AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:36
    Re: #108
    China Evergrande Group, the real estate giant that ran into financial trouble carrying nearly 50 trillion yen in debt, was officially delisted from the Hong Kong Stock Exchange on the 25th.

    Evergrande, one of China's biggest property developers, collapsed under roughly 50 trillion yen in debt and was delisted from the Hong Kong Stock Exchange in August 2025.

    Evergrande's collapse stands as the single biggest turning point symbolizing the long unwind of China's property bubble.
    116AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:37
    Re: #108
    It has collapsed, but China can absorb it domestically — the only real spillover to other countries is the flood of excess exports.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    In China, the real estate market has been adjusting ever since Evergrande’s 2021 debt crisis broke, and the company was formally delisted from the Hong Kong Stock Exchange in August 2025. Local governments’ fiscal reliance on land-use-rights sales, plus regional disparities in the social security system tied to urban household registration (hukou), are cited as reasons unemployed young people struggle to move back to their hometowns. In the thread, skepticism about the video’s source (a personal YouTube channel) clashed with arguments — based on proxy economic indicators like salt consumption, container shipping volumes, and nighttime satellite light levels — that the situation is genuinely severe. There was also some talking past each other over the claim that “it can’t collapse because it’s a Communist Party system”: the real estate market has already entered an adjustment phase, even though it hasn’t triggered a Japan-style chain of financial-crisis failures.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Live Newsflash G) thread “China’s Economy: “The Shock of 24.1 Million Homeless, Young People Collapsing One After Another in the Streets” ← This Is Just What China’s Economy Actually Looks Like.”

  • Hikari Ota Hails Sandwichman as “National Treasures,” Sends Support to Stroke-Stricken Date

    Bakushou Mondai’s Hikari Ota, appearing on the August 30 broadcast of “Sunday Japon,” praised Sandwichman’s Mikio Date (51) — currently hospitalized and resting after suffering a stroke — and his partner Takeshi Tomizawa as “national treasures” and “Japan’s greatest manzai duo,” offering words of encouragement. Ota’s own partner, Yuji Tanaka, suffered a stroke himself a few years ago, and his comments are believed to draw on that experience. On 5ch, Ota’s remarks sparked a wider debate about Sandwichman’s actual comedic chops, a “is it manzai or sketch comedy” style debate, and even comparisons to Downtown and Untouchable, with opinions sharply divided.

    August 30, 2026, 12:20 PM

    Bakushou Mondai’s Hikari Ota appeared live on TBS’s “Sunday Japon” (Sundays, 9:54 AM) on the 30th and sent warm words of encouragement to Sandwichman’s Mikio Date (51), who has been hospitalized and undergoing treatment after suffering a stroke as announced on the group’s official website, and to his comedy partner Takeshi Tomizawa (52).

    The show covered the official announcement, details of Date’s condition that Tomizawa shared on his blog, and a message from Date that Tomizawa read aloud during Nippon Broadcasting’s live show on the 29th. It has been announced that Date will focus on treatment and rest for the time being.

    Source: news.livedoor.com / Original article here

    5AnonymousAug 30, 2026 14:22
    True that
    There are two types of comedians

    Those who only do humor young people get
    And those who do humor that works for everyone from kids to grandparents
    34AnonymousAug 30, 2026 15:15
    Re: #5
    The type that only does humor insiders understand has exploded in numbers
    11AnonymousAug 30, 2026 14:34
    Well, realistically the only ones consistently funny at manzai are Sandwichman and "Anta"
    13AnonymousAug 30, 2026 14:36
    Re: #11
    Who's "Anta"?
    If you mean Untouchable, they're totally not funny anymore
    12AnonymousAug 30, 2026 14:36
    Once you've had a stroke, getting back to 100% is impossible — you'll end up with some kind of after-effects. Even mild cases probably leave you slower to think or stumbling over words
    15AnonymousAug 30, 2026 14:38
    Re: #12
    No worries there

    Because Kuchibue Naruo — who just broke up the duo Warafuji Naruo — is going to take over the name "Mikio Date II" (a joke riffing on the kabuki tradition of inheriting a stage name)
    65AnonymousAug 30, 2026 15:55
    Re: #12
    Nasunakanishi doesn't seem to have changed at all
    It probably varies by person, but some people who can bounce back, do bounce back
    79AnonymousAug 30, 2026 16:41
    Re: #12
    Depends on the severity
    If blood flow to the blocked area is restored quickly it can be mild
    In bad cases you could end up with paralysis on one side
    22AnonymousAug 30, 2026 14:49
    The funniest manzai act in Japanese history was Downtown
    24AnonymousAug 30, 2026 14:52
    Re: #22
    Wait, Downtown actually did manzai?
    Doesn't seem like they ever did memorized routines
    50AnonymousAug 30, 2026 15:31
    Re: #22
    Downtown never made it as manzai comedians and were on the verge of quitting show business entirely
    As a last-ditch effort they pivoted to being TV personalities going the "Tunnels of the West" route (mimicking the hit Tokyo duo Tunnels), and that blew up huge

    In other words, Downtown had zero talent for manzai
    28AnonymousAug 30, 2026 14:58
    Personally I think sketch comedy (konto) is Sandwichman's real strength
    32AnonymousAug 30, 2026 15:02
    Re: #28
    Sandwichman's manzai is really "character-sketch manzai" where they play roles

    It'd make sense to do sketch-style manzai if multiple characters showed up
    But they're just doing one-on-one sketches dressed up as manzai
    So they don't really give off a "manzai comedian" vibe
    38AnonymousAug 30, 2026 15:26
    Re: #28
    They're sketch comedians at their core to begin with
    They turned sketch material into manzai just so they could enter the M-1 Grand Prix
    42AnonymousAug 30, 2026 15:27
    Re: #28
    Even they themselves see it that way
    31AnonymousAug 30, 2026 15:00
    Praising him this much makes you wonder
    if his condition is actually pretty serious
    43AnonymousAug 30, 2026 15:27
    Re: #31
    Ota's partner Tanaka had a stroke a few years back, so he's probably speaking from that experience
    53AnonymousAug 30, 2026 15:36
    It's just sketch comedy
    And mediocre sketch comedy at that
    They're passing off low-level material as "stuff everyone from kids to grandparents can enjoy"
    And blatantly playing for likability on top of it
    Random TikTokers' bits are funnier than these guys' material
    Genuinely funny manzai is the kind that feels like an extension of free-flowing conversation
    66AnonymousAug 30, 2026 15:56
    Re: #53
    Sketch comedy is their actual main gig anyway
    67AnonymousAug 30, 2026 15:59
    Re: #38
    In a way they're an "Enta" act (from the show "Entertainment no Kamisama")
    But producer Gomi spotted Sandwichman's talent early and sensed it'd be a waste to box them into the typical "relatable observational" style that acts from that show usually did
    85AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:08
    Re: #67
    Anjash wasn't an "observational comedy" act either, so it's not like Enta was ever locked into that style
    86AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:10
    Sandwichman and Untouchable are the textbook case of "technically skilled but boring" lol
    Just competition-style manzai that any amateur could pull off
    90AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:16
    Re: #86 Don't tell me you're about to say Yoshimoto comedians are actually good
    89AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:14
    Honestly, if it weren't for the Tohoku earthquake they probably wouldn't have blown up
    On pure skill alone, Takatoshi were better
    2011 was just a lucky year for them — what with Shinsuke Shimada retiring and everything
    94AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:18
    Re: #89 They were already popular before that lol
    103AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:43
    He's a genuine descendant of the prestigious Date clan, you know (the famous samurai family)
    That's exactly the kind of thing that's wrong with Hikari Ota
    119AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:56
    Re: #103
    Ota's wife and manager, Mitsuyo Ota, is a descendant of Matsunaga Danjo (the notorious warlord Hisahide)
    104AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:48
    Ota really is kind to his fellow comedians. That's one of his few redeeming qualities lol
    114AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:17
    Re: #104
    Even Tanaka, who gets absolutely roasted by him in public,
    goes as far as saying "I love Ota because he's kind" — that says a lot

    Background and Key Points of the Discussion

    Sandwichman originally debuted as sketch comedians and, in order to compete in the M-1 Grand Prix, reworked their sketch-style material into manzai form — a history that repeatedly fueled the thread’s “is it sketch comedy or manzai” debate. Ota’s partner, Yuji Tanaka, also suffered a stroke and went through recovery a few years ago, and his encouragement this time is believed to draw on that experience. A stroke’s after-effects can vary enormously depending on how quickly it’s treated and which part of the brain is affected, which is why opinions in the thread split between “mild cases can fully recover” and “it depends on the after-effects.” Note that the speculative comments about the Date family lineage and the reasons behind the duo’s popularity are not confirmed facts.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geisokusoku+) thread “Hikari Ota praises Sandwichman as “national treasures” and “Japan’s greatest manzai duo,” encouraging stroke-stricken Date’s recovery.”

  • Mortgage Variable Rates: Two Major Banks Hike Rates Starting September, Reflecting BOJ Rate Increase

    On the 31st, Mitsubishi UFJ Bank and Sumitomo Mitsui Banking Corporation announced the mortgage rates that will apply in September, raising the best variable rate — the option most borrowers choose — from the previous month. This reflects the Bank of Japan’s policy rate hike decided in June, and all five major banks have raised their best 10-year fixed rate. On 5ch, threads featured complaints about rising repayment burdens, reports on how people’s own rates had actually changed, and questions about the rate gap with the Flat 35 fixed-rate loan. Opinions were split over whether variable or fixed rates are the better deal, with many also worried about the impact on the generation about to buy homes.

    Published 8/31 (Mon) 18:06

    Kyodo News

    Mitsubishi UFJ Bank and four other major banks announced on the 31st the mortgage rates that will apply in September. Two of them, Mitsubishi UFJ Bank and Sumitomo Mitsui Banking Corporation, raised the best variable rate — the option most borrowers choose — from the previous month, reflecting the Bank of Japan’s policy rate hike decided in June. All five major banks are raising their best 10-year fixed rate.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    8AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:17
    Re: #1
    They're raising it by double digits (basis points)? The BOJ's merciless.
    37AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:40
    Re: #8
    It's not like the BOJ sets that rate directly, though.
    9AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:17
    I'm on Flat 35 fixed, so nankurunaisa for me… (Okinawan phrase for 'it'll all work out')
    46AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:45
    Re: #9
    I hear about Flat 35 a lot, but is the fixed rate actually 3.5%? Isn't variable still way cheaper?
    49AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:47
    Re: #46
    In my case I started 9 years ago, so…
    50AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:47
    Re: #46
    No no, the "35" in Flat 35 refers to the 35-year fixed term, not the rate. The applicable rate changes monthly and varies quite a bit depending on the loan conditions. I posted the base rate in Re: #32.
    11AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:18
    I want to ask someone who actually knows this stuff — does raising rates mean less work for small regional sash (window frame) makers? Could they go under?
    15AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:25
    Re: #11
    No effect if the interest rate on the company's own borrowing doesn't rise. But if people start avoiding custom-built or new homes because they hate rising mortgage rates, sash orders will drop over the long run, revenue falls, and yeah, less work.
    20AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:27
    Re: #15
    How would you even know if a company has borrowings? By the way, apparently my company has zero debt.
    42AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:44
    Re: #20
    Huh, a debt-free company in this day and age. But borrowing can also be a sign of corporate strength when it comes to growth — there's a view that being able to borrow from a bank equals having credibility. You can tell if a company has debt by checking its financial statements; a corporation has to disclose them anyway.
    24AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:30
    Heard a rumor that the variable rate will hit 1.9% by year-end. Fixed will be 4%.
    27AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:31
    Re: #24
    And what happens then? Jobs?
    32AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:32
    Checked the Flat 35 rate — it was 2.08% this January, and it's already 3.29% by August.
    33AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:35
    People buying homes right now are getting hit with a double whammy — houses themselves are already expensive due to soaring material costs and the weak yen, plus now rising interest on top of that.
    124AnonymousSep 1, 2026 00:02
    Re: #33
    Buying a house now is seriously rough. I built mine 15 years ago when the variable rate was 0.75%. Back then there was also the Eco Points housing subsidy worth 300,000 yen, and I think consumption tax was still 8%. The home builder even threw in a free 20-tatami-mat AC unit and a storage heater. Now curtains and bath/toilet fixtures have all gone up in price, consumption tax is 10%, rates are high, and even looking at flyers from the same builder I used, house prices are up 20%. I'm just a low-level salaryman, but I'm really glad I built my house when I did. Come to think of it, fire insurance has gone up too.
    144AnonymousSep 1, 2026 01:25
    Re: #33
    Exactly like the 1989 bubble. Ordinary people end up house-hunting one prefecture over — sure, houses versus condos are different — but once it burst, nearby areas in neighboring prefectures became affordable.
    47AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:46
    Now that the negative spread on the mortgage tax deduction is gone, why not bring the deduction back up to 1%?
    173AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:00
    Re: #47
    If they don't, fewer suckers will buy houses — wonder what they'll do.
    54AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:51
    According to the old-timers on 5ch, renting is unbeatable! Or so they say.
    197AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:46
    Re: #54
    Rent going up tens of percent every two years, though.
    56AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:53
    Going forward nobody's going to be able to afford a house or a condo — more and more people will just rent for life.
    59AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:54
    Re: #56
    Tiny houses are just going to become the standard from here on.
    160AnonymousSep 1, 2026 03:16
    Re: #56
    Places over an hour by train from Tokyo Station are still cheap.
    182AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:18
    Re: #56
    Doesn't bother me one bit!!
    61AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:57
    Still got 40 million yen left on my loan.

    As long as it doesn't go up, it's no big deal.
    Grr! Nothing ever goes my way…
    Not yet! It's not over yet!
    68AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:04
    Re: #61
    Just pay off the remaining balance in one go.
    64AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:00
    House already bought, no mortgage left. We're a power couple with two kids — husband in his late 40s, wife in her early 40s. Already have 70-80 million yen in financial assets, should hit 100 million in about 3 more years. Combined retirement payouts alone are projected at 55 million yen.

    I'm basically unbeatable, right?
    110AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:44
    Re: #64
    Doesn't it feel empty, bragging when nobody's engaging with you?
    65AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:01
    RIP to everyone with a mortgage \(^o^)/
    71AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:07
    Re: #65
    About the level of downgrading your once-a-month treat from a fancy steakhouse to a Gusto family restaurant. (Mansei is an upscale steakhouse chain; Gusto is a cheap family-restaurant chain)
    88AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:19
    See? Even so, fixed is still more expensive, right? Which means anyone who takes out a fixed-rate loan is pretty dumb.
    91AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:21
    Re: #88
    My fixed rate is 1.25% lol
    93AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:23
    Just checked and my variable rate is 1.625%. Does it vary person to person?

    167AnonymousSep 1, 2026 04:41
    Re: #93
    Depends on the bank. Within the same bank at the same time, there's no individual variation.
    174AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:04
    Re: #93
    Just checked mine — it went from 1.095% to 1.295%. This month happened to be my review month.

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    Variable mortgage rates aren’t tied directly to the BOJ’s policy rate itself, but rather to each bank’s own “short-term prime rate.” What’s being reflected now is the rate hike the BOJ decided in June — since banks only revise their rates a few times a year, changes to storefront rates show up with a lag of several months. It’s also a common misconception on the thread that “variable rate goes up = monthly payment increases immediately.” In fact, most banks only review the actual monthly payment amount once every 5 years, and cap any increase at 125% of the previous payment under the “five-year rule” and “125% rule” — so a rate hike doesn’t necessarily hit household budgets right away. Opinions in the thread were split on whether variable or fixed is the better deal, and there were repeated questions about Flat 35’s rate levels — but it’s easy to misunderstand that Flat 35 is the product name for a full-term fixed-rate loan handled by the Japan Housing Finance Agency, and the actual rate applied varies by which financial institution handles it and the loan conditions.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (News Express+) thread “[Banks] Two Banks Raise Variable Mortgage Rates — September, Reflecting BOJ Hike.”

  • No Center Line? New 30 km/h Speed Cap on Residential Roads Splits Opinion

    On September 1, 2026, new standards took effect setting a uniform 30 km/h speed limit on residential roads that lack a center line. Previously, roads without speed-limit signs had no legal maximum at all, meaning drivers could effectively go up to 60 km/h — but the revision now brings these narrow residential streets under regulation. On 5ch’s “Nandemo Jikkyo G” (general live-discussion) board, backlash (“this is a pain for rural roads,” “it’ll take longer to get anywhere”) clashed with support (“people who drive dangerously fast are the problem,” “a reasonable standard for cutting accidents”), and the thread expanded into debate over how enforceable the rule really is and its impact on the delivery industry.

    1AnonymousSep 1, 2026 05:44
    This country is finished 😰
    3AnonymousSep 1, 2026 05:47
    Is this a bad law?
    Idiots who drive over 30 on roads like that deserve to get caught.
    Some roads are too fast even at 20.
    4AnonymousSep 1, 2026 05:49
    Re: #3
    Do you ever actually go outside?
    24AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:07
    Re: #3
    The whole point of this standard is to catch those idiots.
    147AnonymousSep 1, 2026 07:11
    Re: #3
    This exactly.
    The only people speeding on residential roads with no center line are the ones using them as rat-runs (shortcut routes to dodge traffic).
    15AnonymousSep 1, 2026 05:59
    Travel time's basically going to double.
    Bus schedules are gonna get thrown off.
    17AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:02
    Re: #15
    Buses mostly stick to roads they already know well, so it barely matters.
    18AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:02
    Re: #15
    No way that happens.
    It's just basic math.
    26AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:10
    Re: #23
    Why do you put a space in every single line?
    29AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:11
    Re: #26
    It's voice input.
    Right now, if you dictate while typing, random spaces just pop in all over the place.

    Anyway, forget that — imagine me dictating this exact sentence out loud right now.
    Scary, right? (lol)
    38AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:16
    Rural areas barely even have center lines to begin with, this is insane.
    81AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:40
    Re: #38
    Traffic law doesn't get enforced to the letter, so rural roads will be fine.
    Nothing's changed for bikes either.
    45AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:22
    They'll probably set up a ton of mobile speed cameras (Orbis) for this.
    Which means the stock of whatever manufacturer supplies them to the police is going up.
    You guys are hopeless if you can't see that coming.
    49AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:24
    Re: #45
    It peaked around March, it's already dropping now.
    55AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:27
    Way too many idiots are misunderstanding this.
    It's barely different from before.



    But rural areas are still doomed.
    57AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:28
    Re: #55
    No way, this changes a ton.
    59AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:32
    So it went from a 60 km/h limit to a 30 km/h limit.
    Go 30 over the limit and it's an instant license suspension.

    Way too perfectly aimed, lmao.
    63AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:34
    Re: #59
    It wasn't a 60 km/h limit.
    There was just no set speed limit, so you *could* go up to 60.
    The picture in Re: #55 makes it obvious these aren't roads you can actually drive 60 on anyway.
    This is why unlicensed kids shouldn't talk lol.
    62AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:33
    The 'hellish reality' unfolding in rural areas: this blanket rule ends up hitting drivers in rural and provincial areas far harder than those in cities. A 30 km/h limit even on empty country roads with zero pedestrians: even a long, clear straight road surrounded by nothing but rice paddies and mountains — where there's absolutely no chance of a pedestrian or child — is legally capped at 30 km/h if it has no white center line. Drive it without knowing and it's an instant suspension: if you're still doing 60 km/h out of habit because "it's just a rural back road," that's 30 over the limit — an automatic red ticket (license suspension plus a criminal record).
    65AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:36
    Re: #62
    If the speedometer reads 60, actual speed is more like 55, so that's juuust barely in the clear.
    84AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:41
    Re: #62
    If there's a speed trap (nezumitori, literally "mouse-catching" — slang for a police radar trap) on a road with visibility like that, you'd spot it instantly.
    86AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:42
    This kind of topic just brings out people arguing extreme edge cases.
    In reality, nobody's brave enough to actually hit 60 on a narrow road, and nobody really does.
    90AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:44
    Re: #86
    I haven't measured it exactly, but there's a car that blazes by my house every day at a clearly insane speed.
    That guy doesn't even slow down at intersections.
    94AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:45
    Re: #90
    If this wipes out idiots like that, I'm all for it.
    Just hoping it doesn't turn into a pure ticket-quota cash grab.
    102AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:47
    Re: #90
    Guys like that won't care about this law in the first place.
    It's a law that only ends up screwing over rural areas.

    Same as with the bicycle helmet thing — daytime TV shows made such a fuss about it that suddenly there were tons of old guys wearing full-face helmets into convenience stores, it was a whole mess.
    101AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:47
    Honestly, why was it 60 km/h until now in the first place?
    There are even prefectural roads so narrow two cars can't pass each other.
    103AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:48
    Re: #101
    There simply was no speed rule until now.
    105AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:48
    Re: #101
    Until now it was handled with signage, but that costs money, so the idea is this law handles it instead.
    106AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:49
    Re: #101
    Residential roads in cities are mostly capped at 30-40 already.
    If you didn't know that, please just hand in your license.
    117AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:52
    This is gonna be rough on delivery companies.
    Delivery times will get slower too.
    118AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:53
    Re: #117
    Trucks don't speed on residential roads to begin with.
    121AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:53
    Re: #117
    Those contracted independent delivery drivers in kei vans have been way too out of control.
    Those are exactly the ones I want this revision to crack down on properly.
    136AnonymousSep 1, 2026 07:07
    Re: #117
    Rat-run shortcuts are gonna get jammed up, so yeah, deliveries will just be late.
    138AnonymousSep 1, 2026 07:08
    Speeding itself is hard to fully crack down on — there's a limit to enforcement — but crash while speeding and you're probably looking at a full license revocation.
    146AnonymousSep 1, 2026 07:11
    Re: #138
    It's less about the suspension itself — you'll almost certainly get hit with a gross-negligence finding and brutal damages, plus a real prison sentence for dangerous driving. Your life's basically over.
    150AnonymousSep 1, 2026 07:13
    Re: #138
    If you're not even drunk but still speeding enough to hit revocation level, you're clearly a repeat offender — might as well revoke it.

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    This revision concerns the legal speed limit on residential roads without a center line — the key point being that, until now, sections without speed-limit signs had no upper limit at all. As post #63 points out, it wasn’t that there “used to be a 60 km/h limit” — there simply was “no limit set,” and in many cases the road itself isn’t even built to be driven at that speed. While plenty of posts frame this as a “change for the worse” based on a misunderstanding of that distinction, there’s also persistent frustration that even a clear, straight road with good visibility gets a blanket 30 km/h limit if it lacks a center line. The thread saw voices supporting the rule’s accident-prevention aim alongside concerns about its impact on rural residential roads and the delivery industry, surfacing issues that don’t reduce to a simple for-or-against split.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Massive Facepalm] The 30 km/h Road Speed Limit ‘Bad Law’ Starts Today lol❗“

  • Hololive’s Official “Holo Puyo Tetris Tournament” About to Kick Off — Fans Buzz Over Who’s Competing

    Ahead of the broadcast start for Hololive’s official “Holo Puyo Tetris Tournament,” a thread on 5ch’s livestreaming board (Nandemo Jikkyo G) buzzed with speculation about the lineup and predictions for the eventual champion. While some posts claimed Sakura Miko wouldn’t be taking part, others insisted she would, leaving the thread with conflicting reports. During the practice streams alone, Koyori’s stream reportedly hit 10,000 concurrent viewers and Vivi’s reached 14,000 — a sign of just how much attention the event is getting before it’s even started. True to form for the final stretch before a big event, fans traded predictions, with some backing Okayu’s strength and others naming Koyori as the top favorite to win.

    Almost showtime

    Source: youtube.com / original post here

    3AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:01
    Feels like this'll clash with VIVAn's stream (likely another event airing around the same time)
    5AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:02
    Is Pekora's stream the only one for this event?
    6AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:03
    Re: #5
    Pretty sure that was the case last time too
    7AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:03
    Come on Bijou, do it for me
    8AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:05
    Heard Sakura Miko's sitting this one out
    9AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:06
    Feel bad for everyone getting worked like practice is mandatory
    11AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:08
    Re: #9
    Well, good for the view counts I guess
    87AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:22
    Re: #9
    That's just the job
    12AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:14
    Okayu's looking pretty strong though
    13AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:14
    What about Pekomiko? (the Pekora × Miko duo)
    14AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:15
    Re: #13
    Mikochi's in it
    57AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:19
    Insane that even the practice stream is pulling five-digit numbers
    Koyori: 10,000 concurrent
    Vivi: 14,000 concurrent
    88AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:22
    Gotta say Koyori's the top favorite to win, right?

    Background and Key Discussion Points

    The “Holo Puyo Tetris Tournament” appears to be a planned Puyo Puyo Tetris competition stream featuring Hololive talents. The thread’s main point of contention was the unconfirmed lineup — rumors that Sakura Miko was sitting out coexisted with posts insisting she’d be taking part, with speculation flying well ahead of any official announcement. Concurrent viewer counts (a rough gauge of live audience size) reportedly reached 10,000–14,000 during the practice broadcasts alone, noticeably higher than a typical stream and a clear sign of the anticipation building ahead of the main event. Commenters were also split on how to read the more business-like side of these planned collaborations: one post lamenting that “everyone’s being made to practice like it’s mandatory” was met with the reply “that’s just the job.” Note that the favorites named here (Okayu, Koyori) are purely pre-event viewer speculation and don’t guarantee anything about the actual results.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Breaking] Hololive Official “Holo Puyo Tetris Tournament” Starts in Just 1 Hour lol.”

  • Is the PS5 “Not Worth Buying Anymore”? 5ch Hardware Board Split Down the Middle

    A thread that kicked off with the comment “Elden Ring and Final Fantasy both came out on Switch anyway” turned into a debate over whether there’s still any point in buying a PS5. Some argued the console is obsolete now that its former exclusive blockbusters are playable elsewhere, while others countered that a slightly downgraded version is perfectly fine if you already own the hardware. The discussion sprawled into price and electricity-cost comparisons with PC and Switch 2, and even how streamers choose their setups. True to 5ch’s hardware/industry (“Geha”) board form, things briefly derailed into bickering over how certain posts were worded, before someone landed on the closing point: “kids today have everything they need between Switch and PC, so PlayStation has no real edge left.”

    1AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:17
    Elden Ring and FF both came out on Switch anyway
    3AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:18
    Oh, so Nishi-kun (a jab at Nintendo fanboys) actually wanted to play FF and Elden Ring after all
    7AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:19
    Re: #3
    After all that negative campaigning against them, too
    Guess it was just an inferiority complex
    9AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:20
    Re: #3
    Those titles used to be PlayStation's calling card, though
    How did it come to this
    16AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:24
    Re: #3
    Honestly I just wanted to play FF7, so I'm happy about it
    I was planning to buy a "trash-tation" (derisive nickname for PS) once the remake trilogy wrapped up, but now there's zero reason to
    4AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:18
    If you're buying it as a gadget or a piece of interior decor, well
    I guess some people are like that
    14AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:23
    Re: #4
    Same with Rolly and Aibo (Sony's old gadget lineup — a dancing MP3 player and a robot dog)
    Now that you mention it, I remember being happy the first time I bought a Sony mini component system too
    8AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:20
    But nobody wants the downgraded version, right
    12AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:21
    Re: #8
    If "I don't want the downgraded version" is the standard, PS5 gets ruled out anyway
    63AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:45
    Re: #8
    Whatever you bought becomes your baseline
    You never even notice it's the downgraded version until you own the other console too
    Only the superiority-complex crowd keeps insisting it's "downgraded"
    13AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:22
    Re: #9
    So Nishi-kun did want to play FF after all
    15AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:24
    Re: #13
    If the answer to that comes back "Yeah, I did want to play it," what are you gonna say next?
    Ask them "then why not just buy a PS5"?
    22AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:29
    PS5: 55,000 yen
    Switch 2: 60,000 yen

    Paying more than a PS5 to play the downgraded version — that's not exactly sane, is it
    24AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:29
    Re: #22
    If it's not insane then there's no problem at all…
    34AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:33
    Re: #22
    That gap disappears the moment you sell off just one physical game
    42AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:36
    Re: #22
    One year's worth of electricity bills alone flips that math
    29AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:32
    Re: #24
    Your Japanese is so broken it's funny
    35AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:34
    Re: #29
    …wait, did you seriously mix up "insane" with "sane"?
    40AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:36
    PC → no monthly online fee, Steam has an insane number of titles, adult games, indie games, frequent sales
    With a decent PC and monitor you get high graphics and high framerates
    Conclusion: a gaming PC is all you need
    43AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:37
    Re: #40
    Going by the reasons you just listed
    none of them actually require it to be a "gaming" PC specifically, no?
    45AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:37
    Everyone else is piling on now too, quote-replying just to mock him
    At this point his only option is to keep hopping IDs (switching to a new poster ID to dodge the pile-on)
    50AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:40
    No bait intended, but the only PlayStation that was ever actually worth buying was the PS2
    55AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:42
    Re: #50
    This is for real
    From the PS3 onward there's genuinely zero need to buy one
    51AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:40
    With only two options left — ship something weaker than the PS5 Pro, or end up as a 150,000-yen game console — do you really think a PS6 is happening?
    57AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:44
    Re: #51
    That's kind of sad to think about
    53AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:41
    If all you want a PC for is adult games, it doesn't even need to be a desktop
    Something like these ~50,000-yen used models is more than enough

    68AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:55
    So how much does a PC that can actually run GTA6 cost, huh
    117AnonymousAug 31, 2026 14:55
    Re: #68
    If 30fps is fine, an RTX 3060 machine
    only available used, but around 100,000 yen I'd guess
    92AnonymousAug 31, 2026 14:17
    Here's the thing to begin with — if streamers scatter across different consoles they can't play together, so they pick PC
    The kids watching them then pick PC too, because that's what the streamer plays on

    High-spec consoles (PS, Xbox) are basically running out of a reason to exist
    97AnonymousAug 31, 2026 14:27
    Re: #92
    >The kids watching them then pick PC too, because that's what the streamer plays on
    A while back people would've said "no way kids can afford a PC," but these days there are coding classes in school, so parents buy them one as part of their study materials.
    Times really have changed, huh.
    Switch ends up being the social tool for hanging out with friends, PC covers both schoolwork and gaming — and once that's the setup, PlayStation genuinely has no edge left, no need for it at all.
    I'm guessing Sony and its fans are banking on "today's kids will naturally move to PlayStation once they grow up," but…
    110AnonymousAug 31, 2026 14:38
    The Switch 1 already proved that people don't care about a bit less comfort as long as they can play on hardware they already own
    If you still wanted to manufacture a reason to buy a PS5, exclusives would be the quickest route — but there's nothing but garbage on that front
    111AnonymousAug 31, 2026 14:40
    Re: #110
    Whenever things don't go your way you always fall back on "there's nothing but garbage games" as an excuse
    But Switch 2 exclusives are selling just fine, and Game Pass has now fully partnered with SEGA too

    Blaming everyone else for the exclusives-are-garbage complex you and this board have is basically a symptom in itself — see Saros, see Toukon (a wrestling game franchise)

    Background and Key Points of This Debate

    This kind of “PlayStation is unnecessary” argument stems from the broader trend of console “multiplatforming” — big-budget titles once tied to a single system now appearing across several. The claim that the PS5 has lost much of its appeal now that former exclusives like the Final Fantasy series and Elden Ring are playable on Switch is one that comes up in industry discussion too, and it ran in parallel throughout the thread without ever really reconciling with the counterargument that a slightly downgraded version is fine. The price and electricity-cost comparison (the figures of 55,000 yen for PS5 and 60,000 yen for Switch 2) reflects one poster’s own back-of-the-envelope math, and it’s worth noting that actual retail prices and electricity rate plans can vary. The thread’s detour into PC gaming and how streamers pick their setup reflects a real dynamic as esports and livestreaming culture grow — wanting to play on the same platform as friends or viewers increasingly shapes hardware choices. That said, the back half of the thread also drifted into nitpicking over phrasing and digging into specific posters’ identities; those off-topic exchanges have been left out of this article.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry, “Geha”) thread “Isn’t there really no need to buy a PlayStation anymore?.”

  • One Year After Actress Nagiko Tono’s Death, Mail Still Arrives and Her Phone Still Rings — The Reality of Dying Alone

    Actress Nagiko Tono (45) died in her apartment in July 2025, and this July marked the first anniversary of her death. According to entertainment industry sources, mail has continued arriving at her apartment, and her phone service has remained active, never having been canceled. On 5channel’s Entertainment/Sports News+ board, this “reality of what happens after dying alone” sparked discussion about how complicated it is to cancel phone and bank accounts, the parallels with other actresses who died alone in the past like Reiko Ohara and Ai Iijima, and the need for inheritance planning and end-of-life preparation.

    Mon, Aug 31, 11:15 AM

    This July marked the first anniversary of the death of actress Nagiko Tono (45).

    Tono made her debut as a child actor at age six and went on to appear not only in dramas and films but also in variety shows. News of her death broke in July 2025. She had gone freelance that February, and on June 27 she posted what appeared to be a video of herself cooking “chicken teriyaki” on her blog. Updates stopped after that, and on the 3rd of the following month her body was found in her apartment. An entertainment industry insider explains:

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    8AnonymousAug 31, 2026 15:39
    Schizophrenia? Bipolar disorder? Such a different fate from Hirosue (actress Yukie Hirosue)
    58AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:30
    Re: #8
    Probably an eating disorder and depression
    103AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:57
    Re: #8
    Whether you have a manager or someone close by makes a huge difference.
    Toward the end, Tono apparently had only her pet around her.
    10AnonymousAug 31, 2026 15:40
    This could be any of us down the road.
    Well, guess it doesn't matter once you're dead anyway.
    51AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:21
    Re: #10
    What about you?
    I'm in my late 40s/early 50s and only now looking into inheritance stuff as an amateur lol
    Obviously parents, children, and grandchildren take priority, but I had no idea how far Japan's inheritance system reaches into the extended family lol
    Like, I didn't know that as a nephew, inheritance rights for an uncle or aunt could even come around to me.
    All my parents' siblings are married with kids and grandkids, so I probably won't have to deal with inheriting as a nephew from an uncle or aunt, but it's wild how the bureaucracy tracks all of this lol
    And if the land registry involves not just farmland out in the countryside but actual mountain forest land, that's just depressing.
    16AnonymousAug 31, 2026 15:43
    Even without dying alone, sorting things out after death is a real pain even for married couples or families, so make it easy on everyone — tell a trusted family member your phone passcode and account numbers, or write them in your will.
    You should also keep all your contract documents together in one place.
    47AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:16
    Re: #16
    For that Nepalese family, even sharing that info would've been pointless.
    Sometimes an entire family dies at once in a car accident too — that's rough as well.
    21AnonymousAug 31, 2026 15:46
    This'll be you guys too.
    24AnonymousAug 31, 2026 15:54
    Re: #21
    Once it happens to you, you personally won't care either way.
    59AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:30
    Re: #21
    I'm on the side that has to deal with it, so it's a headache.
    There's no valuable property either way, so it's 'renounce it, renounce it' — that's what my kids tell me too, and I live with a constant 'sorry' feeling knowing our family grave line ends with me.
    Your post reminded me of something else I need to look into.
    Once you formally renounce an inheritance, is it still okay religiously to visit the temple's graveyard under the danka (temple-parishioner) system?
    I was advised that if you renounce it, you must never set foot on the old family home property again — not even to pull weeds, that's strictly forbidden.
    Apparently there's some rule about it possibly making you count as the property's 'manager' or something.
    In my case, when my parents die, as their child I'd be first in line, so I renounce it, and my kid (the grandchild) renounces it too.
    I heard that then it passes to my parents' siblings, and cousins get pulled into it too.
    If it were assets worth having it'd be different, but for my family, renouncing is the right call.
    22AnonymousAug 31, 2026 15:52
    I get having an accident while out walking, but an 'accident' inside your own room? What does that even mean?
    Wasn't it heatstroke or something?
    40AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:12
    Re: #22
    She always looked unwell, and even during that time of year last summer she reportedly only ran the AC in one room (for the cat's sake) — she may not have been able to regulate her own body temperature properly.
    If it really was an accident, I'd guess she got dizzy, fell, and hit her head.
    25AnonymousAug 31, 2026 15:55
    Mail from who, though?
    28AnonymousAug 31, 2026 15:59
    Re: #25
    Probably junk mail, or statements if payments are still going through.
    Can't really picture her setting up paperless billing anyway.
    32AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:03
    Re: #28
    Same with the phone — so it's possible nothing at all has been canceled.
    If it's on auto-pay, they're probably still charging her for the NHK license fee even now.
    26AnonymousAug 31, 2026 15:55
    Reiko Ohara
    Miwa Kawagoe
    Ai Iijima
    Mie Yamaguchi
    Miho Nakayama
    Nagiko Tono
    54AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:25
    Re: #26
    Miyu Uehara's missing from that list.
    29AnonymousAug 31, 2026 15:59
    Forget the frozen bank account — who's been charging her phone?
    Guess it's just been left plugged in this whole time?
    44AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:15
    Re: #29
    Probably the carrier's voicemail service — it kicks in automatically once the phone's out of signal range, like if the battery died.
    30AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:00
    It's probably an account even her relatives don't know about.
    When a relative of mine died suddenly, it was such a hassle too —
    we had to file a credit information disclosure request for the deceased
    and use the bank account inquiry system.
    36AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:07
    Re: #30
    Didn't know you could even do an account inquiry like that.
    Oh, I see — it requires My Number (Japan's national ID number).
    62AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:33
    When my dad died, I went to a physical carrier store to cancel his phone, and they just kept repeating 'only the account holder can do this' — no explanation that I needed to bring a death certificate or anything.
    Luckily I already had his bankbook secured, but shouldn't they have someone knowledgeable, like a manager, step in for situations like this?
    65AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:37
    Re: #62
    Yeah, I hear that story a lot lol
    Seems like plenty of people think phone shops handle this terribly.
    I've heard the same thing from people close to me too.
    66AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:41
    Apparently Netflix and Amazon Prime also won't cancel unless the family goes through some annoying procedure.
    69AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:48
    Re: #66-67
    For a deceased person, can't you just cancel it online yourself without going through official channels?
    67AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:41
    I think for smartphones and stuff, if the person has passed away, the contract can't be canceled unless the account holder themselves calls in.
    70AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:49
    Re: #67
    'The phone contract can't be canceled unless the account holder themselves calls in, if they've passed away'
    🤔 …How exactly?
    77AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:04
    Re: #67
    You: 'Uh, hi, I died yesterday…'

    Go ahead, try it.
    74AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:59
    Re: #70
    If they've passed away, it gets stopped once a relative contacts them.
    A sibling has to be the one to do it.
    76AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:04
    Re: #74
    Replying to my own post — ended up going all the way to the store.
    Customer service could actually be done over the phone though.
    82AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:22
    When I die, sorting out the cancellations is going to be such a nightmare too… you really can't move fast enough on this stuff. I'm gay, but hey, it's still rough.
    89AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:38
    Re: #82
    Rest in peace, then.
    90AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:39
    The idea that your bank account gets frozen the instant you die is a total lie.
    It's completely fake news.

    As long as there's money in the account, withdrawals just keep getting taken out indefinitely.
    98AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:46
    People say canceling a phone is such a hassle, but if your parents are going to die before you, why not just switch their phone over to your (the child's) contract instead of keeping it under their name?
    I have three phone lines under my own contract and lend one each to my mom and dad.
    100AnonymousAug 31, 2026 17:50
    Re: #98
    It's really not that hard.
    Just two round trips — one to the city office, one to the phone shop — and it's done.

    Background and Key Points of Discussion

    The original article doesn’t go into detail about Tono’s cause of death, so mentions of eating disorders or depression in the thread are purely speculation from posters, not confirmed information. The main point of disagreement centered on the practical side of “sorting out contracts after death” — canceling a phone or subscription service generally requires identity verification from the account holder themselves, and posters shared specific examples of how even relatives often need to present a death certificate and handle the process in person at a store. On the other hand, posters pointed out that the widely believed idea that “bank accounts freeze the instant someone dies” isn’t actually true — freezing requires a notification to the financial institution, and withdrawals continue until that happens. Some commenters drew parallels with other actresses who died alone in the past, like Reiko Ohara and Ai Iijima, and the discussion centered on the need to share information and get one’s affairs in order while still alive.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “One year after her death, actress Nagiko Tono: ‘Mail is still arriving at her apartment,’ ‘Her phone still connects’ — insiders describe the reality of what happens after dying alone…“