Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Can imitation games ever surpass the original? 5ch: ‘Genshin Impact has completely surpassed Breath of the Wild’

    On 5ch’s Nandemo Jikkyo G (a general live-discussion board), posters debated whether games seen as copying an original can ever actually surpass it. The thread ran through specific comparisons one after another — Genshin Impact vs. Breath of the Wild, Minecraft vs. Terraria, Palworld vs. Pokémon — and opinion split between those who felt that even when a follow-up adds convenience and polish, “something’s just off,” and those who rated the newcomer highly, as in “Genshin Impact has completely surpassed Breath of the Wild.” On PUBG, posters noted that its developer originally got his start as a mod-maker for H1Z1, pointing out that not every case is a simple rip-off.

    1AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:14
    The follow-ups always bolt on a bunch of unnecessary junk and turn it into some watered-down, hyper-casual version.
    For open-world fantasy, Breath of the Wild is still the most fun,
    and for battle royale, PUBG is still the most fun.
    4AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:15
    Genshin Impact has completely surpassed Breath of the Wild, no contest.
    6AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:15
    Re: #4
    Pay-to-win games? Kinda pass.
    19AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:19
    Wasn't H1Z1 actually the game that came first, before PUBG?
    22AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:20
    Re: #19
    Same producer was behind both, so it's not really a rip-off.
    24AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:21
    Re: #19
    He was originally just a mod-maker, but the H1Z1 lead brought him on, gave him a budget, and that became PUBG.
    30AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:23
    I love CS so much that even when I'm playing Valorant I catch myself thinking 'I don't need this ultimate ability.'
    33AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:23
    Re: #30
    That's exactly why CS:GO's popular again lately.
    37AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:24
    Out of all of these, BF's the most fun honestly
    Is there any other game where a hovercraft climbs up a building to capture a rooftop objective?
    40AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:26
    Re: #37
    Legendary as always
    43AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:30
    As a game, Terraria's way more fun than Minecraft imo, but ranking them by 'status' is a tough call
    Still, it's hard to say Terraria outranks Minecraft.
    46AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:31
    Re: #42
    Never heard that take — got any specifics?
    53AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:33
    Re: #46
    Nah, there's nothing like that.
    48AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:32
    PUBG's the undisputed king of the survival genre
    Apex just has zero tension by comparison.
    52AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:33
    Re: #48
    People call it a 'walking simulator,' but if you hate scavenging for loot you could just drop at Pochinki. (a notorious loot-heavy hot-drop spot in PUBG)
    55AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:33
    Re: #48
    You're not one to talk.
    50AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:33
    The one where the follow-up definitely fixes the original's clunky bits and should be easier to enjoy, but somehow it just feels off.
    56AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:34
    Re: #50
    The one where the risk and tension fade away right along with the inconvenience
    Apex is a perfect example
    it's so comfortable to play that it drains the fun out of battle royale.
    57AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:35
    Palworld, the game Pokémon sued for ripping them off, has actually surpassed the original.
    60AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:35
    Re: #57
    Is Palworld really just a Pokémon rip-off in the end?
    61AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:35
    I thought Gakuen Idolmaster was ripping off Love Live at first.
    68AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:37
    Re: #61
    That one's actually ripping off 'Suresupa' (fan shorthand for another idol franchise).
    63AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:36
    I hate how Chinese games always rip off animations
    I was playing an action RPG and suddenly this Ibis-series enemy showed up — totally killed my mood.
    106AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:45
    Re: #63
    I don't even know what 'Ibis' is, but that's probably referencing something too.
    108AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:45
    Re: #63
    It's probably just reused assets.
    76AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:39
    PUBG's brand of fun really is one of a kind
    Both Fortnite and Apex cut vehicles to focus purely on player-vs-player combat
    so you never get shootouts with guys hanging off the side of a moving car.
    84AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:40
    Re: #76
    PUBG's vehicle combat is great
    I get why it draws criticism too, since a lot of players hate getting one-shot run over by a car.
    103AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:44
    Re: #76
    The others are mainly about gunfights, but PUBG leans into looting and staying stealthy — it's aiming for something completely different.
    82AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:40
    Is Breath of the Wild really as good as people say?
    I don't think it's the number-one open-world game.
    85AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:41
    Re: #82
    Yeah, it's pretty barren.
    86AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:41
    Re: #82
    Honestly on the boring side
    Maybe it was different at launch, but when I played it in 2019 it fell way short of the hype, and I was disappointed.
    94AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:43
    Re: #82
    No open-world game's going to top RDR2 anytime soon.
    87AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:41
    Come to think of it, Apex doesn't have vehicles.
    90AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:41
    Re: #87
    Well, there is that flying-toilet-looking thing, but it's basically just a target.
    92AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:42
    Re: #87
    There's a thing you can ride around in though.
    97AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:43
    Re: #87
    There are hoverbikes
    though good luck actually fighting from one.
    89AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:41
    Doesn't Breath of the Wild borrow a lot from Ubisoft's open-world games?
    Towers, gliding, wall-climbing — all that stuff that evolved out of earlier open-world RPGs.
    96AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:43
    Re: #89
    Now that you mention it, wall-climbing and gliding were both in Assassin's Creed too
    though Breath of the Wild's so empty I barely remember it anyway.
    102AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:44
    Re: #89
    Gliding blew up in Western games after Ubisoft did wingsuits
    and then when Nintendo does it, suddenly it's 'Nintendo's invention.'
    115AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:47
    Re: #89
    I think Just Cause 3 has way more freedom in its physics than Breath of the Wild
    You can grapple all sorts of things together with the wire
    and chaining parachute → wire → parachute for high-speed travel feels amazing.

    Background and key points of this discussion

    Palworld, the example that came up repeatedly in the thread, was sued for patent infringement by Nintendo and The Pokémon Company in September 2024 — a point that’s easy to misread, since it isn’t a copyright suit directly litigating “copying.” PUBG, too, has a history that’s hard to call simple imitation: its developer, Brendan Greene, was brought onto H1Z1 on the strength of his track record as a mod-maker. As for Breath of the Wild, posters in the thread pointed out that elements like wall-climbing and paraglider-gliding follow conventions already established by open-world titles such as Assassin’s Creed, raising the question of how much can really be called “original invention.” The line for what counts as a game “ripping off” another isn’t simple to draw, and evaluations often shift depending on which title — the original or the follow-up — a player happened to experience first. That, in essence, is the core of this debate.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread ‘[Sad news] Copycat games, without exception, can never surpass the original.’

  • Academic-Pedigree YouTube Video Says “Don’t Let Fukushima University Near Nuclear Research” — University President Fires Back

    A YouTube video about academic pedigree described Fukushima University as “the bottom of the national and public universities” and suggested it shouldn’t be allowed near nuclear-field research. In response, Fukushima University President Koji Sano issued a statement on September 1 pushing back against the video. Opinions in the thread were split over whether the remarks fell within the bounds of an acceptable joke, whether it’s fair to judge a university — including its role as a research institution — purely by exam-difficulty rankings (hensachi), and whether the university should pursue a defamation lawsuit.

    Academic-Pedigree Video Says “Don’t Let Fukushima University Near Nuclear Research” — University President Fires Back [Fukushima Prefecture]: The Asahi Shimbun

    September 1, 2026, 17:09 — By Yo Hatano

    The statement issued by Fukushima University President Koji Sano on the 1st = via the university’s website

    Source: asahi.com / Original article here

    12AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:28
    Seriously, this country just can't take a joke.
    42AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:35
    Re: #12
    A good joke stays right on the edge without crossing it.
    This doesn't look like a joke made by someone sharp.
    70AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:42
    Re: #12
    Is there some country where anything goes as long as you call it a joke?
    If you know of one, do tell.
    18AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:31
    Universities are educational institutions AND research institutions — you can't measure everything with a one-dimensional number like hensachi.
    The take is just too low-resolution to even be funny as a joke.
    Well, guess someone who faded out partway wouldn't get that (lol)
    59AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:39
    Re: #18
    Most ordinary people don't really know about the research side of universities, or professors' roles as researchers.
    32AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:34
    Is the university president a Todai (University of Tokyo) grad? If the president steps in personally, this academic-snob guy loses face completely —
    they're not even in the same league.
    40AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:35
    I wonder what the actual hensachi is.
    Honestly, it does sound like something a high school grad could handle.
    82AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:44
    Re: #40
    Guys like that would be useless anyway, then.
    44AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:36
    Re: #1
    >described Fukushima University as "the bottom of the national and public universities"

    Wait, wasn't Kitami Institute of Technology the actual bottom?
    Also, there's basically nobody left in the nuclear field these days, so any national university that seriously trains people in it is a valuable resource.
    170AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:58
    Re: #44
    M Institute of Technology's single-subject math hensachi is 37 — easier than the humanities second-stage exam.
    50AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:37
    What exactly does Wakatte (the channel behind this video) want us to "get" (wakatte)?
    Did they just personally demonstrate what happens when you get full of yourself?
    94AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:46
    Re: #50
    They want you to "get" (wakatte) that they never became anything more than a cram-school tutor themselves.
    51AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:38
    But don't most regular college students skip lectures constantly anyway?
    54AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:39
    Isn't the Wakatte guy just a high school grad himself?
    I don't want some high school grad running his mouth about university research, lol
    196AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:04
    Re: #54
    Don't judge people by their academic background.
    57AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:39
    It's Takeda Juku (a cram-school chain), isn't it.

    All they do is vaguely tell you
    to "just do the textbook,"
    and the instructors can't even explain things when students actually have questions.

    Fine, skip holding classes —
    but at least skim through the textbooks
    your own students are using.

    It's a genuinely sloppy cram school.
    60AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:39
    Re: #57
    The moment they start casting comedians like Sandwichman and whoever else for their ads, you already know what kind of place it is.
    66AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:41
    Wakatte TV
    is going to get forced to shut down over this.

    This is going to blow up into a huge controversy.
    89AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:45
    Re: #66
    If anything, the view count's going to explode and they'll get even more full of themselves.
    They've been running this as Takeda Juku advertising from the start, farming views through controversy —
    there's no way they'll stop.
    69AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:41
    But a lot of companies really don't care about personality as long as you've got the pedigree, right?
    77AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:43
    Re: #69
    Even when people from the same university get together, they just end up fighting along club-activity hierarchy lines anyway, so nothing changes.
    95AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:46
    Re: #69
    Popular companies are just using it as a filter to save themselves the trouble, that's all.
    80AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:43
    A dentist from Matsumoto Dental University versus one from Tokyo Dental College — which one would you rather have treat your cavity?
    Is even asking that not allowed either?
    128AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:52
    Re: #80 That one's fine.
    83AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:44
    Re: #1
    Hey, all you people who hyped up YouTube as "new media," say something.
    This is way more vulgar and insulting than old media ever was — how are you going to explain that away?
    What exactly are we supposed to learn from watching this?
    98AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:47
    Re: #83
    Well, old media has plenty of awful stuff too, so it's hard to say either way (´・ω・`)
    105AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:48
    Re: #83
    Nobody said everything on it is high-quality — it's just that the swing between garbage and quality is bigger.
    117AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:49
    Re: #83
    There's also the fact that Google allows it, don't forget.
    111AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:48
    According to Kawaijuku's latest rankings, the relevant department at Fukushima University (first-round admissions) has a Common Test score rate of 49%, and a second-stage exam hensachi of 40.

    What kind of bottom-tier "F-rank" school is this?
    114AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:49
    Re: #111
    Wakatte TV only ever says things that are technically correct.
    119AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:50
    Re: #111
    Still, in private-university terms that's roughly MARCH-tier.
    National-university science hensachi numbers default to assuming students from elite prep high schools, so they come out looking a lot lower than they really are.
    139AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:53
    Re: #111
    Add +5 for being a national university and +5 for science, so
    you'd need a high school hensachi of around 60 just to get in.

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    Fukushima University is a regional national university centered on the humanities and social sciences rather than engineering, and its focus on nuclear-field education and research stems from the need to train personnel for decommissioning and reconstruction work following the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear disaster. Regarding the video’s claim that the university was “the bottom of the national and public universities,” commenters in the thread pointed to Kawaijuku’s ranking data showing a hensachi of around 40, while others countered that in private-university terms it would be roughly equivalent to the MARCH group, making the limits of judging university rank by hensachi alone a talking point. Whether the university president’s statement will lead to legal action was not clear as of the original article or the thread. Some also noted that the cram-school-affiliated channel behind the video runs on a business model of turning controversy itself into views, raising the possibility that the protest could backfire.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (News Speed+) thread “Academic-Pedigree Video Says “Don’t Let Fukushima University Near Nuclear Research” — University President Fires Back.”

  • FamilyMart Cuts Prices on 4 Rice Ball Varieties by 11 Yen — Convenience Store Chains Follow Suit

    Starting September 22, FamilyMart will cut prices by 11 yen on four “direct-wrapped rice balls” (nori pre-wrapped around the rice) — Grilled Salmon, Chicken with Mixed Vegetables, and Mentaiko Mayonnaise will drop from 198 yen to 187 yen, while Japanese-Style Tuna Mayonnaise will go from 185 yen to 174 yen, with no change to filling amounts or other specs. On the 29th, three new rice ball varieties without nori wrapping, priced at 158 yen, will also go on sale. Lawson and 7-Eleven have already moved to cut prices, and the trend of revisiting rice ball pricing is spreading across convenience store chains. On 5channel, reactions were mixed — some welcomed the price cut, while others asked “rice prices have dropped, so why only 11 yen?” or speculated “maybe the cost of the celebrity in their commercials is baked in.”

    FamilyMart will cut prices by 11 yen on four “direct-wrapped rice balls” — with the nori already wrapped around the rice — starting on the 22nd. The company reviewed its raw material costs to make the cut possible. Following Lawson and Seven-Eleven Japan, the move to lower prices is spreading across convenience stores.

    “Direct-Wrapped Grilled Salmon,” “Direct-Wrapped Chicken with Mixed Vegetables,” and “Direct-Wrapped Mentaiko Mayonnaise” (all 198 yen, tax included) will drop to 187 yen. “Direct-Wrapped Japanese-Style Tuna Mayonnaise” (185 yen) will drop to 174 yen. Filling quantities and other product specs remain unchanged.

    Three rice ball products without nori wrapping, kept at a low 158 yen, will also go on sale starting the 29th. Amid continuing inflation, the company aims to appeal to consumers both by cutting prices on existing items and by launching new lower-cost products.

    Source: nikkei.com / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:23
    Yeeeeeaaaahhh!!!
    3AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:23
    Are they still using Korean-made nori?
    62AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:41
    Re: #3
    Once you get used to it, it's surprisingly tasty.
    13AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:27
    I think it was 89 yen before tax at La Muu (a discount supermarket chain).
    61AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:41
    Re: #13
    Ah, a Kansai-area supermarket chain. Mine (Mammy Mart) was around 79 yen, I think?
    33AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:33
    They cast Ohtani for the ad.
    50AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:38
    Re: #33
    Wait, he's in their commercials now… he must charge a fortune…

    These days I only go to FamilyMart for sweets, and I just glance at the rice ball corner while waiting in line to pay.
    The prices are so different from what I remember it's almost funny…

    Like, if it's gonna cost that much I'll just make my own, y'know…
    42AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:36
    The filling's probably just scraps at this point.
    51AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:38
    Re: #42
    The tuna mayo is so bad it's like they mixed in a tiny smear of cat food in the middle.
    46AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:36
    A price cut in times like these is a blessing. Thanks, FamilyMart!
    74AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:47
    I keep seeing people say Japan should just import cheap American rice, but it seems like hardly anyone realizes U.S. rice prices have jumped 60% since the start of this year. Wheat's also expected to keep spiking for the foreseeable future, so honestly, maintaining domestic rice production in Japan is still the least bad option.
    85AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:52
    Re: #74
    Now that domestic rice prices have dropped, there's no need to bother buying Calrose rice anymore. You don't see it much in stores these days either.
    84AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:51
    But rice prices have dropped quite a bit…
    90AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:56
    Re: #84
    Right, and the rice portion of the cost has come down. But getting a rice ball onto a convenience store shelf also involves delivery, packaging, and labor costs, you know.
    94AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:58
    Ohtani being in the commercial does make it feel like his ad fee is baked into the price…
    163AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:30
    Re: #94
    Same with Oi Ocha (a bottled green tea brand) — if he wasn't in the ads, the rice ball combo would probably be like 50 yen cheaper.
    122AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:12
    Honestly I won't buy them unless they drop to around 150 yen. A sandwich fills you up more anyway.
    124AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:13
    Re: #122
    Aren't sandwiches stupidly expensive to begin with too?
    128AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:13
    They cut the price and you people still complain?
    131AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:14
    Re: #128
    It's the "look, we did something!" posturing that kills it for me.
    153AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:23
    Is nori really that expensive?
    156AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:24
    Re: #153
    It's probably Ohtani who's expensive, not the nori.
    157AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:25
    You never see people buying a family's worth of rice balls at a convenience store anymore.
    198AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:58
    Re: #157
    If you buy 8 for a family of four, that's about 2,000 yen with tax.
    185AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:44
    Seven should really fix their fake-bottom packaging while they're at it.
    190AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:50
    Re: #185
    With naphtha prices where they are right now, the packaging costs are probably up too.
    194AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:53
    Supreme god: 7-Eleven — 19 yen off
    God: FamilyMart — 11 yen off
    Scrub: Lawson — 10 yen off
    195AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:54
    Re: #194
    Isn't 7-Eleven's starting price just too high to begin with?
    196AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:57
    Whoaaa! That's dirt cheap lol 🍙🥺🍙

    208AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:06
    Re: #196 I don't know where you see "cheap." It's expensive — should be half that price.
    210AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:08
    So the "raw material costs went up" excuse was a lie after all? 80% of these price hikes out there are just opportunistic profiteering.
    212AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:10
    Re: #210
    Then just boycott it, no?

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Behind the wave of price cuts on convenience store rice balls lies a mismatch between the trajectory of rice prices and that of materials and labor costs. Rice prices have stabilized since the latter half of 2025, but the cost of a convenience store rice ball isn’t just rice — nori, packaging materials, and distribution and labor costs make up a significant share as well, so a drop in rice prices doesn’t translate directly into a lower shelf price. The back-and-forth in the thread — between “rice prices dropped, so why is the cut only this much?” and “costs go beyond just rice” — reflects how hard this cost breakdown is to parse from the outside. The differing discount amounts between chains (19 yen at Seven-Eleven, 11 yen at FamilyMart, 10 yen at Lawson) likely stem from differences in product specs and cost ratios, but since none of the companies have disclosed details, a simple comparison isn’t really possible. Some posters speculated that the cost of the celebrity featured in the ads might be baked into the price, but this hasn’t been confirmed as fact — it remains pure consumer speculation.

    ※This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5channel (Breaking News+) thread “FamilyMart Cuts Prices on 4 Rice Balls by 11 Yen — Raw Material Cost Review.”

  • Hoshino Mari’s “Drove by Car” Controversy on 24-Hour TV — Actually Just a Mix-up Over the Distance?

    When actress Mari Hoshino took part in the marathon segment of “24-Hour TV,” rumors surfaced online suggesting she had secretly traveled by car. But on 5channel, many pointed out that the “distance covered” cited as evidence was itself based on a misunderstanding. The actual course was 80km, yet a lot of people had assumed it was around 100km, and that gap in perception is largely what fueled the suspicion. Similar “warp theory” controversies have popped up almost every year since around 2002, and this incident is being discussed as part of that same pattern.

    Published 9/1 (Tue) 20:20

    SmartFLASH

    Actress Mari Hoshino (Photo: Senji Kanaya)

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    2AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:36
    It's only 80km — no need to warp for that.
    3AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:36
    She probably just warped because she couldn't keep running properly.
    Eh, a little cheating's fine, isn't it.
    6AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:37
    So quantum teleportation is real after all.
    7AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:37
    Can an average person even run 80km in 24 hours?
    62AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:01
    Re: #7
    My high school used to walk 42.195km every year — everyone headed out in the morning and was back by early afternoon. You could easily walk 80km if you've got 24 hours.
    81AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:08
    Re: #7
    That's just over 3km an hour.
    Sounds doable, right?
    33AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:44
    I mean, "of course they drive when the cameras aren't rolling, lol" has basically become the accepted attitude over the years — but if you actually stop and think about it, that's pretty messed up.
    34AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:44
    Running 3km in 12 minutes takes some real speed — that's not nothing.
    35AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:44
    Nishimura Tomomi ran 20km in one hour, apparently.
    45AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:47
    Re: #35
    That reminds me, my 20km car commute used to take a full hour every morning.
    Nishimura's insane.
    52AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:49
    Guess the distance varies by runner.
    I thought everyone ran 100km.
    91AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:11
    Re: #52
    Amema ran 200km
    Damedayon ran 70km
    Tokumitsu was around there too

    It varies by year.
    78AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:07
    Walk 2 hours (10km), rest 1 hour.
    Just repeat that 8 times.
    No running required at all lol
    83AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:09
    Re: #78
    Why don't you try it yourself?
    Then you can talk, lol

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    The marathon segment of “24-Hour TV” is famous as a beloved, tear-jerking staple of the show, but ever since around 2002 it has repeatedly faced “warp theory” suspicions — claims that the runner is driven by car through stretches the cameras don’t cover. This time the actual distance covered was 80km, but among viewers there’s a persistent assumption that runners cover roughly 100km every year, and that gap is largely what fueled the suspicion that “the distance is too short, so she must have driven.” In the thread, posters compared the distance to past performers like Kanpei Ma, Amema, and Tomomi Nishimura, surfacing a little-known fact: the set distance varies considerably by year and by runner. The way the distance is announced and publicized seems prone to misleading viewers, and that structural issue may be one reason these suspicions keep recurring.

    *This article is composed as an excerpt and summary of the 5channel (Sports/Entertainment News+) thread “Hoshino Mari’s “24-Hour TV” Marathon Sparks “Drove by Car” Suspicion, but Voices Point to a Misunderstanding Over “Distance Covered”… The “Warp Theory” That’s Recurred Since 2002.”

  • Iwate Prefecture Reprimands 60-Year-Old Official for Watching Koshien Baseball and Visiting an Aquarium During a Business Trip

    On August 31, Iwate Prefecture announced it had issued a reprimand to its top career official, a male planning director (60), for repeatedly stopping by undisclosed locations during working hours on business trips — including watching a high school baseball game at Koshien Stadium and visiting the Sumida Aquarium and Eihei-ji temple. The prefecture said the official covered his own travel costs, and he has explained that these were “inspections related to generating local buzz and foot traffic.” On 5channel, opinions split between those defending him by noting that personal errands during business trips are common even among private-sector employees, and those criticizing him on the grounds that public servants are held to far stricter service regulations.

    8/31/2026 8:05 PM

    Sankei Shimbun

    On the 31st, Iwate Prefecture handed down a reprimand — a disciplinary action — to its top career official, a male planning director (60), for repeatedly sightseeing at undisclosed locations during working hours while on business trips, including watching a high school baseball game at Koshien Stadium. According to the prefecture, he covered his own travel expenses, and the planning director maintains it was “an inspection related to generating buzz and foot traffic.”

    Source: sankei.com / Original article here

    12AnonymousSep 1, 2026 17:24
    This is exactly why the economy doesn't grow
    — because people crack down on stuff like this.
    17AnonymousSep 1, 2026 17:26
    Re: #12
    Then don't become a public servant in the first place!!
    26AnonymousSep 1, 2026 17:29
    I once had a business trip to Tokyo
    sat in meetings with a client until evening,
    then went to check out a special exhibition at a museum in Shibuya before taking the shinkansen home.
    138AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:47
    Re: #26
    Probably something like that.
    A little free time on the side of a business trip
    should be fine, no?
    42AnonymousSep 1, 2026 17:34
    The fact that someone snitched on him means he must've been disliked.
    51AnonymousSep 1, 2026 17:37
    But god forbid Yoshimoto Kogyo rakes in taxpayer money and gets a free pass, right? (a sarcastic jab at the double standard — Yoshimoto is a talent agency often criticized for cozy ties to public subsidies)
    59AnonymousSep 1, 2026 17:41
    Cut him some slack for this much,
    if he's someone who normally does his job properly.
    61AnonymousSep 1, 2026 17:42
    Re: #59
    You think I, a mere private citizen, could forgive a wayward public servant?
    69AnonymousSep 1, 2026 17:46
    Re: #59
    Same feeling here.
    If he'd been slacking off on his actual job to the point of being a mess, or spending money in some morally outrageous way (like on sex work or ultra-luxury dinners), I'd flip my stance.
    86AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:06
    Would a 60-year-old guy really go to an aquarium alone?
    92AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:12
    It'd be a problem if it were all day, but between meetings should be fine, no?
    98AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:15
    Re: #92
    Is that allowed at your company?
    100AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:17
    If it were sightseeing on a trip with no real purpose, that'd be bad, but even on a proper business trip the actual business often wraps up in an hour or two.
    I don't think there's anything wrong with doing some "inspecting" in the downtime.
    109AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:28
    Re: #100
    Public servants have service regulations, so they're held to stricter constraints on their time than regular company employees.
    In exchange, everything they do in the line of duty is backed by the state.
    127AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:37
    Yeah, I think anyone who's worked a job for years would think like Re: #100.
    I'm a former public servant myself, and I did what's described in Re: #1 plenty of times — though I never showed up late to a scheduled stop on a business trip like this guy did.
    The prefecture probably had no choice but to issue a reprimand once someone blew the whistle, but come on, everyone's spent their own money goofing off on a business trip at some point.
    My honest take is this isn't something worth getting so worked up over, even if it happened during work hours.
    107AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:25
    As long as he got his work done, stopping by somewhere on the side should be fine.
    This mindset that you're "losing out" unless every minute is squeezed for work is really not a good one.
    119AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:32
    Re: #107
    There might've been some new discovery in it too, you know.
    135AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:42
    Re: #1

    144AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:51
    Apparently there was once a yokozuna (sumo grand champion) who got fired after getting caught skipping out to watch baseball.
    152AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:56
    Re: #144
    Googled it — seems like that was right after the war, lol.
    I do remember Asashoryu getting absolutely reamed for playing soccer in Mongolia while skipping the summer tour over an injury, though, lol
    168AnonymousSep 1, 2026 19:33
    Wouldn't that mean it's excluded from travel expense reimbursement, then?
    174AnonymousSep 1, 2026 19:53
    Re: #168
    It says right there that the travel costs were out of his own pocket.
    178AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:23
    Surely this wasn't the first time — so why'd it get caught right before retirement?
    Did he have an enemy close by?
    181AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:26
    Re: #178
    Maybe he forgot to buy someone a souvenir?
    184AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:27
    Re: #174
    Why would it?
    Only the part that deviated from the business trip, like Koshien, was self-funded.
    And on top of that, he was late.
    If it was really an inspection, he should submit a report.
    185AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:28
    Re: #184
    That report's probably just going to get written by some underling bureaucrat anyway.
    191AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:46
    If it happened during working hours, the punishment is only natural.
    Conversely, I'd think that even on a business trip, as long as it's within working hours, he should be free to do whatever wherever.
    Whether it counts as an "inspection" comes down to whether it was written into the travel order in advance.
    193AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:47
    Re: #191
    Working hours → should read "outside working hours" — otherwise the meaning flips. My bad.

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    Disciplinary action for Japanese local government employees comes in four levels — reprimand, pay cut, suspension, and dismissal — with a reprimand being the lightest. In this case, since the official covered his own travel costs, it wasn’t a matter of misusing public funds; rather, the issue was the act itself of repeatedly stopping by undisclosed locations during working hours, which amounts to a violation of the duty to devote full attention to one’s job. In the thread, opinions split roughly evenly between those defending him by comparing it to private-sector employees running personal errands on business trips, and those criticizing him on the grounds that public servants are held to stricter service regulations than private employees — no clear consensus emerged. Some also found it odd that the misconduct only came to light near the man’s retirement despite his long tenure, but the original article doesn’t specify how it was discovered or whether there was a whistleblower, so that point remains speculation on the thread’s part.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (News Speed+) thread “[Iwate] Watched Koshien baseball, visited Sumida Aquarium and Eihei-ji temple while on the job during a business trip — Iwate Prefecture reprimands male planning director (60), who claims it was an “inspection”“.

  • Yaris Cross: “This Is Exactly What We Need” — 5ch Car Fans Debate the SUV Craze

    On a 5ch thread, Toyota’s Yaris Cross became the poster child for the phrase “this is exactly what we need” (a common expression of approval for something sensible and unpretentious). It started with a post wishing for a cheap, non-SUV compact car built on the Yaris Cross’s body. From there, commenters cited the Honda Fit’s hybrid (e:HEV) and the commercial-use Probox as ideal examples. The discussion eventually expanded into a broader debate over SUV popularity itself, pitting jabs at consumers who spend more on looks and specs than practicality against those who argued car choice is a matter of personal freedom.

    1AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:48
    This is exactly what we need
    7AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:54
    Just reuse the Yaris Cross's shell for a non-SUV
    compact car and sell it cheap
    The plain Yaris has way too little interior room, can't use it as a family car
    Or the Yaris Cross, needlessly expensive with pricey tire changes too?
    The Yaris and Aqua lean too stylish and end up cramped
    Why can't they just make a compact car that's just right
    Put a Toyota hybrid in the Fit's cabin space
    9AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:55
    Re: #7
    First time I've heard anyone call the Yaris "stylish-leaning"
    15AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:01
    Re: #7
    Not exactly compact, but the Roomy covers that segment
    There's also talk of a hybrid version coming with the new model
    49AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:15
    Re: #7
    Then just get a Fit
    13AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:00
    Where in the world is this car that's practical, fuel-efficient, AND fun to drive that would actually satisfy you guys?
    17AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:03
    Re: #13
    The Fit's e:HEV is about as close to the correct answer as it gets
    It's the embodiment of the "minimal mechanicals, maximum cabin" philosophy
    It'd be flawless if it ran Toyota's THS instead of e:HEV, though
    But Toyota just doesn't make anything like that
    24AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:05
    Re: #13
    The Probox
    14AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:00
    Re: #9
    From the side its silhouette is low and tapers
    upward, more of a sports-car look
    Same with the Demio/Mazda2 — in the European market
    a sleek, personal-car-style silhouette is preferred
    over roomy practicality
    The opposite end of that spectrum, cars like the Roomy and Solio,
    are pure practicality, so they only sell in Japan
    32AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:08
    Re: #27
    That's just the fate of being a global car, I guess
    I get the logic, same as what was written in Re: #14
    My personal take: Europeans need a change of mindset
    19AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:03
    Re: #17
    So, did you actually buy a Fit?
    29AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:07
    Re: #19
    My cousin just bought the current Crosstar,
    so I don't want to copy them right after — I'll wait for the full model change
    or a big enough minor change that it looks totally different
    31AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:08
    Re: #29
    What are you driving now?
    26AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:05
    Re: #24
    That's just your company car
    79AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:24
    Re: #26
    Damn, now I want a Probox too
    27AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:06
    Re: #17
    If they're not making one, that probably just means you're the only one who thinks that's the right answer — the manufacturer sees it differently
    34AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:08
    Both the Yaris Cross and Corolla Cross are trash
    37AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:11
    Re: #34
    Says the guy who's never actually driven either the Yaris Cross or the Corolla Cross 🥹
    36AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:10
    Re: #31
    A Peugeot for long drives and a kei tall wagon for short trips —
    I want those combined into one B-segment or C-segment car
    41AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:13
    Re: #36
    If you can own two cars, you can split it into a fun-to-drive one and a practical one —
    no need for a single car to cover everything
    38AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:11
    SUVs don't drive well and don't hold much cargo either — what's even the appeal?
    42AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:13
    Re: #38
    Yeah, exactly — not looking like a car nerd's ride is the appeal
    46AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:14
    Re: #43
    That's exactly the kind of thing a hardcore car enthusiast would say
    52AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:17
    Re: #46
    Same with slapping a giant wing on a car that never even hits 150 km/h on the highway, let alone 200
    I'd love to grill you for an hour about how you're actually "using" that gear you paid for
    47AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:14
    Re: #41
    I've started thinking of it as just uneconomical
    but honestly, it's a free country, let people do what they want
    51AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:16
    Re: #47
    If you're really into cars you'd usually want to add more, not fewer —
    it's rare to see someone downsizing
    Did daddy get laid off or something
    54AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:18
    Re: #52
    Almost no car ever gets its full spec used on public roads
    What's fun about everyone driving nothing but stingy, no-frills cars?
    64AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:20
    Re: #54
    Spending money on that kind of romance is anyone's own business,
    but it doesn't strike me as a clever choice,
    so personally it's not a purchase I'd make
    68AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:21
    Re: #64
    Would a "clever" person even go for a Peugeot?
    80AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:25
    Re: #68
    Because even low-mileage used ones go for dirt cheap
    For the same 2 million yen, an unpopular import
    rides more comfortably on the highway than a domestic car at the same price
    I've owned a hydropneumatic Citroën and a Rover 75 too
    and when they broke down after a few years, I just bought another one
    81AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:25
    Why did nobody rate the Vitz much, but the second it became the Yaris everyone started praising it?
    88AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:28
    Re: #81
    Partly because it went more global, I think
    It fixed the mushy suspension the Japan-only Vitz had
    though it ended up feeling almost too German as a result
    87AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:27
    Re: #80
    No matter how cheap it is, trading up every 2-3 years is uneconomical
    It only resells for peanuts
    Realistically, a domestic car is more economical
    89AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:29
    Re: #87
    Come on, I kept it way longer than that
    91AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:30
    Re: #89
    It's basically worthless by the time you sell it, right?
    96AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:31
    Re: #91
    It's pretty cheap to buy in the first place too
    My 508 SW was under 1 million yen out the door
    113AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:41
    Re: #96
    I'm pretty out of touch with reality myself so I don't think you're lying, but it's hard to believe
    that someone who pours that much time and passion into cars
    would look down on people who want specialness from a car,
    or get all stingy about wanting one single car to do absolutely everything
    112AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:41
    If Honda or Suzuki put out a compact SUV like the Rocky, I'd buy it
    115AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:42
    Re: #112
    They won't
    Just go buy a Rocky

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    The Yaris Cross is a subcompact SUV based on the new-generation Yaris, and since its domestic launch it has been a driving force behind Japan’s compact SUV boom. What split the thread was how to interpret the substance of SUV demand. While some voices supported SUVs despite their usual practicality and cost drawbacks, there was also plenty of pointed sarcasm aimed at consumers who spend money on gear and specs they never actually use. On the question of what an ideal compact car should look like, several commenters pointed to the Honda Fit’s hybrid, sparking discussion of how it stacks up against Toyota’s own hybrid lineup. Others noted that European markets favor design-forward styling over pure practicality, highlighting how expectations for cars differ between Japan and overseas markets — a divide underlying much of this debate.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from a 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G board) thread titled “The Yaris Cross, Basically the Poster Child of “This Is Exactly What We Need” lol.”

  • Hiroshima Governor and Business Leaders Discuss Boosting the Prefecture’s Appeal — 5ch: ‘It’s the Perfect Definition of Remote’

    On September 1, Hiroshima Prefecture held its first-ever roundtable between Governor Mika Yokota and the heads of five prefectural economic organizations, including Hiroshima Chamber of Commerce and Industry chairman Matsufuji, to discuss how to make the prefecture more attractive to young people and how to draw in IT companies. The prefecture plans to factor the discussion into future policy. On 5ch, reactions split between those citing Hiroshima’s geographic disadvantage — far from Tokyo, Osaka, and Fukuoka alike — and those pointing to homegrown problems like the education system and local peer pressure, with the thread also lighting up over the Hiroshima Toyo Carp.

    On the 1st, the governor and business leaders held their first-ever roundtable aimed at feeding opinions into the prefecture’s future policies.

    The roundtable was attended by Governor Yokota along with the heads of five prefectural economic organizations, including Hiroshima Chamber of Commerce and Industry chairman Matsufuji.

    Governor Mika Yokota

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    16AnonymousSep 1, 2026 19:51
    Net migration of Japanese people aged 15–29 by region (2025)
    Hokkaido -6,336
    Tohoku -23,411
    Northern Kanto -13,936
    Southern Kanto +125,458
    Koshin'etsu/Hokuriku -20,135
    Tokai -12,427
    Kinki +289
    Chugoku -16,044
    Shikoku -10,606
    Kyushu -20,171
    Okinawa -2,681
    132AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:30
    Re: #16
    Southern Kanto wins in a landslide lol
    20AnonymousSep 1, 2026 19:51
    Stuff like this always looks at the neighbor's grass instead of what's under their own feet.
    As a result, the actual problem just sits there untouched (the environment stays bad).
    So no matter what they do, nothing ends up growing.
    The problem isn't the grass, it's the soil.
    There was grass here before — it just withered.
    204AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:47
    Re: #20
    Well said.
    Fixing the soil means stripping away vested interests, so of course the resistance is fierce.
    The honest truth is they just want young blood to prop up those vested interests, so the place is doomed to wither where it stands.
    If they really cared about the region, it's the old guard who should leave.
    21AnonymousSep 1, 2026 19:51
    Promoting Hiroshima food beyond just Hiroshima-style okonomiyaki
    26AnonymousSep 1, 2026 19:52
    Re: #21

    Resort's gratin dish.
    27AnonymousSep 1, 2026 19:53
    Re: #21
    There's oysters, and Calbee potato chips too, you know
    40AnonymousSep 1, 2026 19:56
    Hiroshima is just perfectly remote, isn't it.
    It's far from Tokyo, obviously, but also from Osaka and Fukuoka — nobody finds a place like that appealing.
    Whatever they try, it's pointless.
    56AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:03
    Re: #40
    Isn't it like 4 hours from Tokyo either by plane or shinkansen?
    That's rough.
    61AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:03
    You're basically forced into talking about the Carp.
    I genuinely hate that.
    Back when I was transferred to Hiroshima for work, the Carp were the only topic anyone ever had.
    Just as tiresome as Osaka people going on about the Hanshin Tigers.
    65AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:05
    Re: #61

    Just give up on that one.

    They're winning 1-0 right now lol
    68AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:06
    Re: #61
    Go to Fukuoka and it's nothing but Hawks talk.
    Seems like a cult-like peer pressure common to all of western Japan.
    75AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:08
    Say what you will, but the Carp are the 'citizens' team,' after all.

    Unless you interpret it through the 'correct' understanding of its history,
    you'll never grasp how to escape this sorrow.
    109AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:21
    Re: #75
    It's Hiroshima Toyo — as in Toyo Kogyo, come on (Toyo Kogyo was the automaker, now Mazda, that founded the team)
    81AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:09
    Re: #65
    That's exactly why people leave.
    Young people have no interest in baseball.
    88AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:11
    Re: #81

    Well, I figured they'd go with the bases-loaded walk strategy.
    84AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:10
    I think education is one reason people who left don't want to come back.
    What about reviewing the school report-card system (naishin) and swapping out the teachers?
    89AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:11
    If I were moving to a town with a baseball team, I'd pick Kitahiroshima over Hiroshima (Kitahiroshima, home to the Nippon-Ham Fighters' stadium, is a separate town despite the similar name).
    107AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:20
    Re: #89
    In Yokohama, you're free to be a Hanshin fan.
    110AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:21
    Re: #89
    This year's All-Star Game was full of Nippon-Ham Fighters fans anyway.
    93AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:13
    Nah, there's basically nowhere left to live lol. They've cut down way too many mountains to build housing developments lol.

    And then everyone's fighting over land so it's expensive, while wages stay low.
    100AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:16
    Re: #93
    And then you get massive landslides.
    I really think they shouldn't be developing places with a mountain slope right behind them.
    104AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:19
    The Carp's stadium is dead empty right now while Sanfrecce are doing well — do the Sanfrecce not get pushed on everyone the way the Carp do?
    111AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:22
    Re: #104
    Sanfrecce's boost is just the new-stadium effect — same as what happened when Mazda Stadium opened.
    113AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:24
    Re: #104
    Even with the Carp's stadium half-empty, their annual attendance is still several times higher than Sanfrecce's.
    Soccer just doesn't work as a business here, fundamentally.
    115AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:25
    Mazda is the only big-company headquarters there.
    That says it all.
    122AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:27
    Re: #115
    Otafuku Sauce (the local okonomiyaki-sauce maker)
    150AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:41
    Does Hiroshima have anything going for it besides the Atomic Bomb Dome and okonomiyaki?
    156AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:43
    Re: #150

    Oysters, conger eel, Calbee, Daiso, lemons, Kure…

    Plenty if you actually look. Got a problem?
    181AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:22
    Hiroshima City itself is done for.
    Build a hub somewhere else.
    182AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:25
    Re: #181
    Higashihiroshima City tried to become a place where young people would settle down, and that failed too, didn't it.
    183AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:25
    Re: #181
    And that's where Higashihiroshima City comes in lol

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    This roundtable was the first venue Hiroshima Prefecture has set up with its five prefectural economic organizations (including the Hiroshima Chamber of Commerce and Industry), framed as an effort by Governor Yokota to gather input on curbing the outflow of young people and attracting IT companies ahead of future policymaking. The backdrop is the perennial concentration of population in Tokyo and Southern Kanto seen year after year in reports like the Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications’ population migration data — a trend also borne out by the 2025 net-migration-by-age figures posted at the top of the thread. The thread split mainly over two points: one view holds that Hiroshima’s geographic handicap (far from Tokyo, Osaka, and Fukuoka alike) is the root cause and can’t be fixed by policy; the other holds that homegrown issues — the education system and local insularity (the naishin report-card system, peer pressure) — should be addressed first. The back-and-forth over the Carp’s popularity lit up as a topic distinctly Hiroshima’s own, though it’s worth noting that attendance figures and the like were based on posters’ own memory or impressions, not confirmed official statistics.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Breaking News Plus) thread “‘What It Takes to Be Chosen by Young People’ — Boosting Hiroshima’s Appeal: Governor and Business Leaders Talk, Including the Need to Attract IT Industry, to Be Reflected in Future Policy.”

  • NHK’s ‘UtaCon’ Sees Juice=Juice Cover a Wink Classic — 5ch Erupts: ‘Precious, Precious, Precious, Precious’

    On NHK General TV’s ‘UtaCon,’ during its ’80s Hit Songs’ special, Juice=Juice members Ebata Hisaki and Kawashima Mifu covered Wink’s ‘Lonely Tropical Fish.’ Right after the broadcast, the Hello! Project board on 5ch lit up with reactions — everything from the standard fan chant of ‘Precious, precious, precious, precious!’ to praise for the costumes and polished choreography, to people sharing that while there’s no terrestrial rerun, the performance is available on catch-up streaming via NHK+. At the same time, some fans expressed disappointment that fellow group member Kamikoryo Runo wasn’t part of the lineup, showing a split in how people reacted to the choice of performers.

    1AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:29
    ■ Ebata Hisaki & Kawashima Mifu ■ NHK General TV 'UtaCon [80s Hit Songs]: Juice=Juice's Ebata & Kawashima — "Lonely Tropical Fish"' ■ 19:57–20:42 ■3
    2AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:30
    ( =💛妃^ω^咲💛)( =♥美^ω^楓♥)

    Precious! Precious! Precious! Precious! (≧ω≦。)

    Kyoto City! Kyoto City! Kyoto City! Kyoto City! (≧ω≦。)
    4AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:40
    Re: #3
    ( =💛妃^ω^咲💛)( =♥美^ω^楓♥)

    Precious! Precious! Precious! Precious! (≧ω≦。)

    Kyoto City! Kyoto City! Kyoto City! Kyoto City! (≧ω≦。)
    14AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:42
    Come on, make Ebamifu sing it again lol
    16AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:42
    Hey, no second airing?
    NHK's useless
    18AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:42
    So =LOVE gets a Kashiwagi episode?
    Juice can have two weeks in a row, no complaints here
    52AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:44
    Re: #18
    Kashiwagi somehow gives off Hello! Project vibes
    Even though she's an AKB legend, she doesn't feel out of place over here
    She's seen pretty favorably, I'd say
    19AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:42
    Got curious what Wink's up to these days and looked it up —
    Suzuki-san has changed a LOT… from the image I had of her
    20AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:42
    Juice=Juice's Ebata Hisaki confirmed to appear as part of the 'strongest idol squad' on TV Asahi's 'Sandwichman's Shocking World Videos!' airing September 9th!!!!!!!!!!!
    https://kizuna.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/morningcoffee/1788262847/
    23AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:42
    Re: #9
    I'm not LGBT! (*`ω´*)
    31AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:43
    https://imgur.com/hvc7jAd.gif
    38AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:43
    Re: #31
    [BREAKING] Juice=Juice's Ebata Hisaki & Kawashima Mifu, aka 'Ebamifu,' WIN 'UtaCon' lololololololololololololololololololololol
    https://kizuna.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/morningcoffee/1788262986/
    40AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:43
    Re: #31
    That's seriously got some destructive power
    People are gonna find this clip for sure
    58AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:44
    Re: #31
    I wanna stand in the middle and do that pose too
    35AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:43
    The groundwork for a Kohaku (NHK's New Year's Eve song contest) spot is steadily being laid
    64AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:45
    Mifu-chan's got a bit of a Showa-era idol vibe too
    67AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:45
    Re: #64
    Feels like she could've been on Momoko Club (a comedic 80s-90s idol variety segment)
    68AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:46
    I don't have a bad image of Kashiwagi at all
    She's done dramas, brought people on for collabs
    79AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:48
    Did she properly go say hi to Nagae Kenji though?
    83AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:49
    Re: #79
    Nagae: Naaa!
    82AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:49
    Dug these up from an old folder




    89AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:51
    Feel free to use this as wallpaper
    95AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:52
    Re: #89
    Don't mind if I do
    102AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:54
    Re: #89
    Thanks, saved it
    109AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:56
    Re: #89
    Yaaay! ('0')

    ( =💛妃^ω^咲💛)( =♥美^ω^楓♥)

    Precious! Precious! Precious! Precious! (≧ω≦。)

    Kyoto City! Kyoto City! Kyoto City! Kyoto City! (≧ω≦。)
    96AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:52













    97AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:52
    @
    UtaCon: 80's = Wink, 00's = Tsuji & Kago (a beloved 2000s Hello! Project duo), 20's = Ebamifu.
    They really carried over Wink's vocal tone, the atmosphere came through nicely —
    Ebamifu 😊 and thanks to choreographer Maki-sensei too.
    #juicejuice #EbataHisaki #KawashimaMifu
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HRIO-5zbUAA-R5A.jpg
    101AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:54
    No rerun?

    Should've recorded it
    106AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:56
    Re: #101
    No terrestrial rerun, but it's up on NHK+ catch-up streaming
    107AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:56
    Runo hasn't thrown in the towel, right?
    'The spot next to Eba is mine!' she'd say lol
    133AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:58
    Re: #107
    That girl's kind of pitiful
    If she'd been in Juice, maybe all three of them would've been up there
    131AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:58




    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    ‘UtaCon’s’ ’80s Hit Songs’ segment is a recurring feature where present-day singers and idols cover the hits of the era, and this time two Juice=Juice members covered Wink’s 1990 hit ‘Lonely Tropical Fish.’ As the ‘■4’ notation on the thread suggests, live commentary was so heavy during the broadcast that multiple threads got used up in a short span, showing just how much reaction it drew. On Hello! Project-related boards, standardized cheering chants for specific members are an established custom, and ‘Precious, precious, precious, precious!’ is one example — it may look odd to outsiders, but it’s an entrenched piece of fan culture. Meanwhile, opinions on the performers’ singing ability and the show’s production varied by poster, and it’s worth noting that praise for the performance itself and complaints about the show’s lineup/structure were treated as separate issues in the discussion.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “■ Ebata Hisaki & Kawashima Mifu ■ NHK General TV ‘UtaCon [80s Hit Songs]: Juice=Juice’s Ebata & Kawashima — “Lonely Tropical Fish”‘ ■ 19:57–20:42 ■4.”

  • Kinashi Noriyuki Slammed for Denting a Rapper’s Luxury Car — 5ch: ‘A Quarter-Century Too Late’

    Kinashi Noriyuki of Tunnels caused a stir on the ABEMA music show “Kinashi Record” when he appeared to damage rapper SHO’s gold Mercedes-Benz during SHO’s guest appearance — and four months after the episode aired, the clip is drawing fresh criticism. On 5ch, many pointed to the old story of Beat Takeshi trashing Sanma’s car, arguing that the rough-and-tumble stunts of classic variety TV don’t fly anymore, while others defended Kinashi with “that’s just his comedic style” — opinion split down the middle.

    Kinashi Noriyuki (64) of Tunnels hosts “Kinashi Record” (ABEMA), a music show where he invites hip-hop artists on for jam sessions and free-flowing talk. The show is about to mark its second anniversary since launching in December 2024, but “a certain move” Kinashi made in an episode from roughly four months ago is now causing a stir.

    Drawing attention is the April 25 episode featuring guest SHO (44), a rapper and former member of Japan’s national alpine skiing team. Kinashi and SHO gave a passionate live-band rendition of Yosui Inoue’s (78) classic hit “Shonen Jidai” (“Boyhood Days”), followed by an easygoing, friendly chat segment.

    But controversy erupted when SHO’s prized car — a Mercedes-Benz painted gold — made its appearance.

    Source: news.livedoor.com / Read the original article here

    2AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:39
    Cut the fake hype-man act! Whoo, whoo! (mimicking a rapper's ad-lib chant)
    3AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:40
    Get him back the same way — with a Kinashi Cycle! (Kinashi's own custom-bicycle brand)
    4AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:40
    So THIS is what all those 'this is what the compliance era gets us' guys actually wanted, huh?
    5AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:41
    Yeah, Takeshi did the same thing to Sanma's Range Rover back in the day.
    8AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:42
    Wait, so the rapper got mad at the guy and put the video out there? lol
    9AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:42
    Weird how the guy they're calling 'the bodyguard' isn't getting any flak.
    12AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:42
    Sanma said
    the repair bill for the Range Rover
    was way cheaper
    than the set budget anyway.
    32AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:50
    Re: #12
    That'll leave it with a 'prior accident' record now. (a mark on a car's history that tanks resale value)
    14AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:43
    Destroying stuff has always just been unpleasant to watch.
    15AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:44
    Do rappers these days really get bent out of shape over something like this?
    72AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:57
    Re: #15
    Oh look, an expert on old-school rappers.
    22AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:46
    'Times have updated,' lol — that's rich coming from a guy who tracks down ABEMA just to watch Kinashi's show lmaooo
    27AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:48
    Re: #22
    The point is that even an old guy like that is doing stuff that makes people cringe.
    23AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:47
    So Kinashi's actually the type to pull that kind of thing, huh.
    29AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:49
    Re: #23
    He's always been like that. Ishibashi might look like the scarier one, but Kinashi's way worse than Ishibashi.
    35AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:50
    They did the same thing on Nama Dara too, so it's not just a Fuji TV thing. (another variety show)
    54AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:54
    Re: #35
    They cut ties with Nippon TV, after all. If they'd kept a show there, I think they could've stayed relevant on TV a bit longer — like Nainai after Mecha-Ike ended.
    37AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:51
    According to eyewitness posts on X, Taka is super friendly even with random members of the public, but Kinashi comes off cold. I guess that's where someone's true colors show — off camera.
    112AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:05
    Re: #37
    Exactly. A friend of mine was thrilled after a taping of Yuuyake Nyan Nyan, going 'Takaaki kicked me in the nose!' Taka's just better at fan service.
    43AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:52
    The guy was pulling 30-60 million yen per episode doing six regular shows a week during the bubble era, 100-300 million yen for specials, and he dropped million-selling records too — don't expect an ordinary person's sensibilities from someone like that.
    48AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:53
    There's a certain unpleasant kind of comedy unique to old TV, isn't there — like the Drifters skit with the tilted house where they dump piles of food everywhere. I have no idea what's supposed to be funny about it.
    71AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:57
    Re: #48
    The Drifters were called a 'vulgar program' too, almost 50 years ago.
    61AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:56
    Re: #1
    That's just Kinashi's comedic style. A real entertainer does the bit he's called on for, no matter how much backlash it brings — same as Egashira. (Egashira 2:50, a comedian famous for extreme stunts)
    66AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:56
    Everyone keeps saying 'Showa, Showa,' but weren't Tunnels actually active in the Heisei era?
    81AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:59
    Re: #66
    Yuuyake Nyan Nyan was Showa. Okazu Desuyo and Neruton were probably Heisei. (all TV shows Tunnels appeared on)
    89AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:01
    Back then, when they pulled stuff like this, it was more that Ishibashi's intimidating presence made it something nobody dared question. But now he's on his own, times have changed, it's not even Fuji TV — something just feels off.

    Takeshi wrecking Sanma's car was funny up through maybe the early 2000s.

    This is a quarter-century too late. Not being able to read that shift is a sign of aging, too.
    117AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:07
    Re: #89
    Re: 'wrecked his car' —

    wait, did they actually total the real thing and hand back a new car? Or was it a loaner they trashed while the real one stayed fine?

    Background and points of contention

    “Kinashi Record” airs on ABEMA, not on terrestrial Fuji TV — yet the thread frames it as part of “the reckless antics of Fuji TV’s golden age,” lumping it in with the old story of Beat Takeshi trashing Sanma’s car as part of the “destroy stuff for laughs” tradition that defined Heisei-era variety TV at its peak. The core criticism is that this kind of rough-and-tumble comedy no longer flies as generations and the times change, exposing a gap between the performers’ sensibilities and today’s viewers. At the same time, defenses like “that’s just Kinashi’s comedic style” and “an entertainer does the bit once he’s called on for it” show the debate isn’t purely generational — it also reflects differing views on whether this kind of rowdy comedy should be tolerated at all. Note that exactly how Kinashi damaged SHO’s car isn’t made clear by the thread’s posts alone; the original article goes into more detail on that point.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “‘It’s outdated,’ says Kinashi Noriyuki — after denting a luxury car, criticism erupts over the popular rapper’s revealed damage, as ‘Fuji TV’s golden-age rough-and-tumble’ fails to land.”

  • Kota Takai Loaned to Sint-Truiden After Failing to Break Into Tottenham’s Squad

    Tottenham defender Kota Takai (21) will join Belgian First Division side Sint-Truiden on loan, it was announced on September 1, 2026. He’ll wear number 4. A product of Kawasaki Frontale’s youth academy, Takai made his Japan national team debut in 2024 and won the J.League Best Young Player award, but after his move to Tottenham in July 2025 he couldn’t get playing time, and even during his January 2026 loan to Borussia Mönchengladbach he failed to produce results, missing out on a World Cup squad spot. On 5channel threads, some praised the move (“slow to decide, but the right call”), while others were more skeptical (“back to square one,” “really drives home how important it is to climb the ladder step by step”), and there was also discussion of Kawasaki Frontale’s roughly ¥1 billion transfer-fee windfall.

    Belgian First Division side Sint-Truiden (STVV) announced on the 1st that Tottenham Hotspur defender Kota Takai (21), of England’s Premier League, will join on loan. He’ll wear number 4.

    Takai is a 192cm center-back. He was promoted to Kawasaki Frontale’s first team from the youth academy in 2023, then made his Japan national team debut in 2024 and won the J.League Best Young Player award.

    He made a surprise move to Tottenham in July 2025 but couldn’t earn playing time. He also failed to make much of an impression during a loan spell at Germany’s Borussia Mönchengladbach starting January 2026, and missed out on selection for the World Cup in North/Central America.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    2AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:36
    If he'd made this call from the start, he might've had a shot at the World Cup.
    Late as it is, still a good decision.
    84AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:05
    Re: #2
    He got injured right after moving to Europe and never got his conditioning back, so it probably would've turned out the same no matter where he went.
    3AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:37
    Will the day ever come when he actually plays for Tottenham?
    5AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:37
    Not expecting anything from this, but hey, good luck to him.
    7AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:37
    So he got loaned out after all.
    Guess it's just Kamada and Zion (goalkeeper Zion Suzuki) left now.
    9AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:38
    Kawasaki pocketing ¥1 billion alone made this transfer worth it.
    10AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:38
    Kind of feels like
    we're back to square one.
    27AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:42
    Re: #10
    Normally it's the other way around — players go from Sint-Truiden, sponsored by a Japanese company, to the Premier League or Bundesliga.
    This is completely backwards.
    Is he scouting for his next landing spot?
    11AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:39
    Ha, so that's where he ended up.
    Feels like a return to Japan might come sooner rather than later.
    12AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:39
    Kawasaki did well to sell him for ¥1 billion.
    If he can't even get on the pitch for a Spurs side flirting with relegation, there's no future there.
    13AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:39
    He was the young gun who once shut down Ronaldo,
    but I guess the Premier League was a bridge too far.
    14AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:40
    Not being able to get minutes on this current Tottenham side says a lot.
    Watching guys like Cubarsí tearing it up for Barça as teenagers, you can't help but feel Japanese players are just a level below.
    16AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:40
    Re: #1
    This is a good move.
    Sint-Truiden basically raised both Tomiyasu and Endo too.
    17AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:40
    It all starts at Sint-Truiden.
    Better to start somewhere that matches your level instead of aiming too high.
    18AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:41
    He overreached. Better to climb the ladder one step at a time (´・ω・`)
    19AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:41
    He probably doesn't speak the language well either.
    He'll have to pick it up gradually now in Belgium.
    20AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:41
    Jumping straight from the J.League to Tottenham was a huge mistake.
    He mismanaged his career path and missed out on the World Cup because of it.
    Even Tomiyasu, who's a level above Takai, went through Belgium and Italy first.
    80AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:01
    Re: #20
    Tomiyasu and Zion (goalkeeper Zion Suzuki) have similar career paths — Sint-Truiden → Serie A → Premier League.
    21AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:41
    Took a bit of a detour, but this is where it really starts.
    He's overrated for now, but it's still too early to say.
    23AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:41
    Sint-Truiden seems fine, honestly.
    It's a good place to take that next step.
    24AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:42
    Re: #1

    Ha, a last-minute deadline-day move.

    Transfer window deadlines by league:
    https://dec.2chan.net/up2/src/fu7202705.png
    90AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:08
    Re: #24
    France, Germany, and Italy's deadlines are around 4:00 in the morning. England's is 7:00, and Spain's is maybe 8:00.
    26AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:42
    He didn't really do anything notable at his loan club Borussia Mönchengladbach either.
    At this point a step down to somewhere like Sint-Truiden is about all that's left.
    28AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:42
    Apparently his own parents found out about the Tottenham move from news reports, so it sounds like it was basically his call alone.
    What a wasted year.
    29AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:43
    Feels like he's finally standing at a starting line that actually matches his level.
    30AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:43
    Really drives home how important it is to climb the ladder step by step.
    If Zion (Suzuki) had gone to Man United back then, he might not be where he is today either.
    37AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:46
    So? Think he can catch up to big brother Kim Min-jae? 🤭
    42AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:48
    Re: #37
    When Min-jae was 21 he was still in the K League or the Chinese league, wasn't he?
    49AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:52
    Are Nakamura Keito and Sugawara about the only other uncertain ones left?
    59AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:55
    Re: #49
    Sugawara's at Cagliari.
    57AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:54
    What even was the point of Tottenham? Might've been better off going to Sint-Truiden from the start.
    70AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:59
    Re: #57
    Sint-Truiden wouldn't have paid ¥1 billion for him.
    Mitoma also spent a year in Belgium before Brighton, so I don't think it's a bad path,
    but a 21-year-old center-back thrown straight into the Premier League seems like he'd break down fast.
    76AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:00
    People keep saying "he's young," but at this rate he'll just end up like Chase.
    He's not really that young anymore by football standards.
    Either way, that's two years of failure so far.
    81AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:02
    Re: #76
    It's been one year — the Tottenham move was last year.
    86AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:05
    So, will Moriyasu call Takai up to the national team?
    Assuming he actually performs well first, of course.
    91AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:08
    Re: #86
    Moriyasu already called up Takai to the senior national team back when he was still at Kawasaki Frontale.

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    Sint-Truiden is a club effectively owned by the DMM.com group, and it has a track record of serving as a stepping stone for Japanese players like Takehiro Tomiyasu and Wataru Endo before they moved on to major European leagues. This time the flow ran in reverse — a Premier League player joining the club in what looked like a step down — which drew surprised reactions on the thread about the order being “backwards.” Kawasaki Frontale received roughly ¥1 billion in transfer fees from Takai’s move, so beyond the debate over his personal career path, the deal also drew attention for what it meant financially for a development-focused club. Since joining Tottenham he has cycled through loans without getting playing time, and whether this latest move becomes the springboard back to the national team and a World Cup squad spot remains to be seen — it will come down to how much he actually plays going forward.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Geinou/Sports Express+) thread “[Soccer] Kota Takai’s move to Belgium’s Sint-Truiden confirmed — loan from Premier League’s Tottenham, will wear No. 4“.