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  • Kawashima Mifu Is the Most Popular Pick During ‘Photo-Op Time’ — Hello! Project Board Debates Why

    Juice=Juice’s Kawashima Mifu has become the talk of 5channel’s Hello! Project board after fans noted she’s the most popular member during “photo-op time,” the window at Hello! Project events when attendees can shoot close-up photos of the members. Posts ranged from simple support (“she’s the ace,” “she’s just cute”) to comments tracing a crowd-pleasing-looks “lineage” running from Konno Azusa to Michishige Sayumi to Kawashima Mifu, with some arguing her appeal reaches casual viewers, not just hardcore fans. Meanwhile, claims that she “seems to glow” drew pushback that it’s just a lighting effect, reviving the old looks-versus-skill debate.

    1AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:19
    How come, though?
    2AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:20
    Because she's the ace.
    3AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:20
    [Sad News] Juice=Juice's Kawashima Mifu lmaooo (the "sad news" tag is used sarcastically here — this is actually a compliment)
    https://kizuna.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/morningcoffee/1787456533/
    5AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:21
    At the end of the day, it's all about the face.
    6AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:21
    Because she's cute.
    7AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:22
    It's because she's hot, obviously.
    9AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:25
    You can just tell by looking
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HSBD6GbbsAAPZAI.jpg:orig#.jpg
    10AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:25
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HSBD6GVbAAETlot.jpg:orig#.jpg
    11AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:26
    12AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:27
    If you've ever seen her up close even once, you'd get it —
    she genuinely glows.
    If Chansan is an idol cyborg,
    then Mippuru (Kawashima's nickname) is a natural-born idol.
    13AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:28
    She's honestly turning into the best thing Hello! Project has produced in recent years.
    14AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:29
    A Nogizaka fan said this and it weirdly made sense to me:
    once a Hello! Project act actually gets popular, they end up doing the same generic idol work as everyone else anyway.
    Quit doing the kind of work 'Kawa-Lab' does.
    Turns out idols don't need skill after all —
    just being cute is enough.
    Think about what the idol job actually involves, and Nogizaka's got the right formula.
    16AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:29
    To an average person, she's just got the most textbook idol looks.
    Hello! Project otaku have just seen so many weird faces their standards are broken lol
    22AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:30
    Kind of moving when you think there was a version of this where she burns out and disappears instead.
    28AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:30
    That's exactly why Nogizaka's been on top for years, right? The answer's right there lol
    33AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:31
    Feels like this girl gets cuter every single time she wakes up.
    36AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:31
    If she'd joined Morning Musume instead and had to watch Juice=Juice now, she might've spiraled lol
    56AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:40
    Konno → Michishige → Kawashima

    roughly how the fanbase's favorite face has passed down
    58AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:42
    Well yeah, she's not just cute — she's a genuine talent skill-wise too.
    59AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:43
    An upgraded version of Michishige.
    60AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:43
    Takao's smiling too.
    61AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:49
    ■Camera-Ready! Mi Amore Photo-Op Highlights Roundup (Updated September 2026)
    Danbara


    Inoue


    Kudo


    Matsunaga


    Arisawa


    Irie


    Ebata


    Ishiyama

    Endo

    Kawashima



    Hayashi

    Inaba

    Miyamoto
    62AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:50
    Because she's as pale as a squid (Japanese slang for very fair, translucent skin).

    Background and Talking Points

    “Photo-op time” is fan slang for the window during Hello! Project live merchandise sales and other events when attendees can shoot close-up photos of members, and it’s said to reward at-a-glance cuteness that lands with casual, first-time viewers more than the niche skills prized by hardcore fans. In the thread, Kawashima Mifu was framed as heir to a “lineage” of broadly appealing faces running from Konno Azusa through Michishige Sayumi, on top of her standing as Juice=Juice’s ace — though claims that she “seems to glow” drew pushback as nothing more than a lighting effect, so no consensus emerged. Some posts spun off into comparisons with Nogizaka46, but that’s just subjective popularity talk on an anonymous message board, not an official ranking or achievement within Hello! Project, and should be read with that caveat.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Hello! Project board) thread “Why Kawashima Mifu-chan is the most popular during photo-op time.”

  • Iran’s Coach Slams Grueling 3-Match Schedule: ‘Why Is This So Insane?’

    Iran defeated Australia 3-1 to reach the final of the Men’s Asian Volleyball Championship. The win puts Iran on the verge of qualifying for the 2028 Los Angeles Olympics, but head coach Roberto Piazza exploded with frustration over a schedule that forces teams into three straight matches with zero rest days starting from the quarterfinals, saying “Why is this so insane?” On 5ch, opinions split over whether the grueling schedule was driven by TV broadcast and tournament-organizing interests, and whether Japan’s national team alone was getting a favorable schedule.

    ◆Volleyball ▽ Men’s Asian Championship, Day 9, Semifinal: Iran 3-1 Australia (September 12, at Kitakyushu City General Gymnasium)

    Iran (2nd in their preliminary pool), chasing a fifth title and their first in two tournaments, edged out Australia (6th in their pool) 3-1 (25-21, 17-25, 25-17, 25-22) to clinch a spot in the final. Though the win puts Iran on the verge of securing a berth at the 2028 Los Angeles Olympics, head coach Roberto Piazza exploded with frustration over the schedule after the match.

    Looking back on the match against Australia, he said, “It was a tough match. Australia has experienced players. We knew it would be a very, very, very difficult match for us. Winning the second set and bringing the match back to even was the key point,” reflecting a sense of satisfaction.

    Source: hochi.news / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:59
    Still better than that ball-kicking World Cup in America (dismissive slang for soccer).
    8AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:02
    Volleyball's not that demanding, they can play back-to-back matches lol
    10AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:05
    If they'd stop pointlessly celebrating and spinning around every time they score, their workload would drop a lot lol
    11AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:06
    This is the downside of commercialism.
    Only the host country benefits from it, so I get why he's angry.
    12AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:06
    Volleyball seems to have an international tournament every single month, doesn't it.
    14AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:07
    I only know the results, but Australia seems disappointing at pretty much every sport.
    19AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:07
    Re: #14
    Maybe just rugby and cricket.
    72AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:54
    Re: #14
    Australia seems to love these mystery sports that only exist in Australia lol
    15AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:07
    What a joke lol
    Japan gets 3 rest days while other countries get zero?
    This is exactly why Japan volleyball (the organizers) is hated worldwide.
    30AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:14
    Re: #15
    Re: #1 actually says:
    "Like Japan, Iran plays three straight matches too — quarterfinal on the 11th, won today's semifinal, and the final on the 13th"
    …so?
    16AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:07
    They move less than in soccer or basketball, right?
    17AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:07
    Dunno, but they don't move as much as soccer or basketball.
    29AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:13
    Re: #17
    Still, they should at least give them one rest day, right?
    They move more than baseball players do.
    18AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:07
    Whose fault is this anyway, it's irritating.
    21AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:10
    Re: #19
    Don't you know Australia got knocked out in the group stage at the last Rugby World Cup?
    Both rugby league and union are losing popularity domestically too.
    Cricket's doing great though.
    23AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:10
    Volleyball always seems to give Japan an especially easy schedule.
    26AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:13
    Makes me think Japan's really fallen on hard times when a resale/pawn shop is the title sponsor…
    33AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:15
    Re: #26
    It's an international tournament.
    The Asian federation decides the tournament sponsors.
    27AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:13
    Re: #5
    "Daikichi~" (doing an IKKO impression)
    32AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:15
    Re: #27
    Reminds me of the pitcher on Aichi's team doing an Antonio Inoki face impression at last summer's Koshien lol
    28AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:13
    Volleyball doesn't have the workload soccer or basketball does.
    Though obviously more than baseball.
    31AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:15
    That's how the Asian Championship always is.
    If you want rest days, go earn more success.
    35AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:16
    At the All-Japan high school tournament, making it to the final means 6 matches in 5 days — got a problem with that?
    38AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:17
    Japan's schedule is also the same three-straight-match grind, so the conditions aren't actually different, but this schedule really is abnormal.
    48AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:26
    Re: #38
    Since the tournament started, Japan's matches have all had a fixed 7:30 PM start time, so the conditions are actually quite different.
    Within the same jam-packed week-plus schedule, other countries' start times vary day to day, anywhere from 10 AM to 7:30 PM.
    39AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:20
    In volleyball you run maybe 3 meters at most.
    There's no way any player is actually tired after a match lol
    44AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:24
    Re: #39
    Volleyball players get tired because they jump, just like the Maasai (known for their jumping dance).
    69AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:51
    Baseball teams play every single day.
    Volleyball players are being way too soft.
    70AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:52
    Re: #69
    Sure, go have the same starting pitcher throw every single day then.
    83AnonymousSep 12, 2026 23:09
    For matches other than Japan's, the stands must be so empty and embarrassing they don't even bother uploading official footage lol
    87AnonymousSep 12, 2026 23:20
    Re: #83
    Well, that's just soccer being a special case.

    Background and Talking Points

    The Men’s Asian Championship carries Los Angeles Olympic qualification stakes, and reaching the final means playing three matches with zero rest days between them starting from the quarterfinals. As the article notes, Iran — just like Japan — was also forced into this same three-match grind, and it was later pointed out in the thread that some posters had misread the article and jumped to the conclusion that “only Japan is being favored.” That said, there’s also the point that Japan’s matches have been fixed at a 7:30 PM start time throughout the tournament, while other countries’ matches have varied start times ranging from 10 AM to 7:30 PM — so it isn’t simply a clear-cut case of fair versus unfair. The grueling schedule itself appears to stem from TV broadcasting and sponsor considerations, and opinions were also divided on just how physically demanding volleyball really is, depending on whether posters compared it to soccer or to baseball.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Entertainment & Sports News+) thread “[Volleyball] Iran reaches final but coach explodes with frustration: ‘It’s insane. Only at this tournament. Why is it so insane?’ — grueling 3-match schedule from the quarterfinals“.

  • Nippon-Ham’s Ito Taiga and Seibu Coach Kuroda Nearly Come to Blows — 5ch: “Coach, Check Your Ego”

    During the Seibu–Nippon-Ham game at Belluna Dome on September 12, Nippon-Ham pitcher Ito Taiga and Seibu coach Kuroda Tetsushi got into a heated shouting match mid-game, with an angry-looking Kuroda storming toward the mound. Players poured out of both dugouts and things briefly turned into a tense standoff, though it never escalated to blows. On 5ch, a post claiming to be from someone watching in person spread the account that “Coach Kuroda kept heckling Ito persistently about how he was handling the rosin, and Ito snapped back at him — that’s what set it off.” Some questioned why a coach, rather than a player, was the one front and center in the confrontation, while others speculated that the recent decline in on-field brawls might be linked to team policies banning casual chatter and greetings between players.

    9/12 (Sat) 19:35

    Daily Sports

    “Seibu vs. Nippon-Ham” (September 12, Belluna Dome)

    Source: topics.smt.docomo.ne.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:17
    Pro baseball brawls have pretty much disappeared, huh.
    Though I watch a ton of them in MLB.
    66AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:47
    Re: #2
    Makes sense they've declined — you could get criminally charged for violence these days.
    10AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:20
    Coach, don't butt in lol
    110AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:10
    Re: #10
    Maybe he's just a good coach lol
    17AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:22
    This one's on the Ham-trash (derisive nickname for Nippon-Ham)
    39AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:30
    Re: #17
    You're the worst one here
    19AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:23
    Happened to flip the channel over and saw everyone gathered up — so was it the coach who went after him?
    22AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:24
    Re: #19
    Looked to me like Ham's starter Ito was the one picking a fight with Seibu
    24AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:25
    Back in Hoshino's era, getting your uniform ripped off was just business as usual
    28AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:26
    Apparently it went down like this ↓

    894 Anonymous Commentator (Au Au Kee Sad3-T/Hs [182.249.57.15]) 9/12 (Sat) 2026 19:36:56.99 ID:SJHGY/VXa
    FYI I was there in person, up in the stands

    Kuroda kept relentlessly heckling Ito (probably about the rosin)
    ↓
    Ito snapped and yelled back
    ↓
    Kuroda lost it even harder
    ↓
    Near-brawl
    45AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:34
    Re: #28
    Probably got told something like "I'm a Sawamura Award pitcher — what have you ever done?"
    51AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:38
    Re: #28
    Coach, don't let your ego show
    102AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:04
    Re: #28
    Kuroda: "Rosin! Rosin!"
    Ito: "What's Lu Xun (Rojin) got to do with anything?"
    Kuroda: "Diary of a Madman" (Lu Xun's novel — "kyōjin nikki" in Japanese)
    Ito: "Who said anything about the Giants (Kyojin)?"

    Probably went something like that, who knows
    36AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:29
    There hadn't been a brawl in ages, everyone was getting along fine. I bet it's because guys like Fujikawa and Shinjo started banning pregame greetings and chatting with the other team. That kind of thing just builds up stress for the players, and with no interaction anymore, it's making things worse between them.
    41AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:31
    Re: #36
    That's totally normal in MLB. These old-school "proper baseball" geezers need to get with the times.
    44AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:33
    Why was Genda acting so cocky? lol
    48AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:37
    Re: #44
    That's the biggest mystery here lol
    60AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:43
    Re: #44
    He was being weirdly aggro, it's hilarious
    98AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:03
    Re: #44
    Maybe he just wanted to get out of there fast
    46AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:34
    A coach mixing it up with a player is way too out of line lol
    57AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:39
    Re: #46
    Some managers love stealing the spotlight from players too lol
    50AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:37
    Did Kuroda ditch Hiroshima to come to Seibu?
    84AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:56
    Re: #50
    What's that got to do with Hiroshima?
    54AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:39
    They got into it over whether to put soy sauce or Worcestershire sauce on tonkatsu
    74AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:52
    Re: #54
    Mixing soy sauce and sauce together is actually pretty good
    108AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:09
    Re: #54
    It's miso you put on tonkatsu, obviously
    80AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:54
    Sign-stealing again, maybe?
    97AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:03
    Re: #80
    This has nothing to do with the sign-stealing Hawks (SoftBank)
    85AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:57
    Is he Chiharu Matsuyama's husband?
    90AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:59
    Re: #85
    "Ha~te~shi~nai" ("Endless" — a line from Matsuyama Chiharu's hit song)~♪
    96AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:03
    It's just an everyday thing in Saitama for Matsuyama Chiharu to go off on one of his signature rants on NACK5 radio.

    Chiharu: "Well, y'know, since NACK5 is based in Saitama I probably shouldn't say this too loud, but — I was born in Hokkaido. So if you're asking which side I'm on, well, I don't think I need to spell it out, do I?"
    Listener: "Chiharu, that's some real backbone! Speaking your mind even on a Saitama station — I'm falling for you all over again!"
    (This is purely fiction)
    100AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:04
    Re: #96
    I just heard that in Chiharu's voice in my head
    112AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:11
    Re: #96
    Wait, does Niiyama talk like that…oh wait, it's Matsuyama
    99AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:03
    Guess Shinjo's been too soft on them and now someone's getting the wrong idea.
    Feels like it's only a matter of time before another Nakata Sho type shows up and causes trouble.
    106AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:07
    Re: #99
    Shinjo's got nothing to do with this lol

    Background and Key Points

    Pitcher Ito Taiga is Nippon-Ham’s ace, who became the youngest-ever winner of the Sawamura Award in 2021, while Coach Kuroda Tetsushi is a veteran who has coached for Seibu for nearly 20 years since retiring as a player. Brawls in Japanese pro baseball have been on the decline in recent years, and some in the thread speculated this might be linked to team policies discouraging casual chatter and greetings between players — though this is only speculation from posters, not something officially confirmed by the teams. The trigger for the clash was said to be “heckling over rosin,” but this too is based only on an anonymous post claiming to be from someone watching in person, and neither the teams nor those involved have given an official account of what happened.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “Stadium in an Uproar: Nippon-Ham’s Ito Taiga and Seibu Coach Kuroda Tetsushi Nearly Come to Blows — Kuroda Storms Toward the Mound in Anger, Both Benches Empty in a Tense Standoff.”

  • New Juice=Juice Fans and Respect for Graduated Members: 5ch Says “The Feeling Just Isn’t There”

    A thread appeared on 5ch’s Hello! Project board asking, “Do people who recently became Juice=Juice fans actually respect the OGs (graduated former members) who left the group?” Some new fans said, “I don’t really know what kind of people they were, so I’d like to learn about them little by little,” while others pushed back with, “Don’t force me to respect members I don’t even know.” Even longtime fans admitted, “The golden era is too far in the past to feel anything real about it,” and the most common view was that how much respect you feel depends on how closely your favorite member’s era overlaps with the OGs.

    1AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:45
    Or is it more of a "who cares about the old-school members" kind of thing?
    2AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:45
    The style where you go all-in denying and bashing the OGs
    4AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:47
    Re: #1
    It's none of your business anyway, you're just an anti-fan!
    5AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:48
    When you're digging into the old songs, you can probably manage without knowing who Yukanya is (fan nickname for an early member)
    6AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:49
    If Kanazawa were still active today, she'd probably be insanely popular
    7AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:50
    Takagi's the only one I respect
    8AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:50
    I do want to respect them
    But honestly I have no idea what kind of people they were, so I want to learn bit by bit going forward
    I got into the group from the McDonald's commercial this past March
    9AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:51
    These days you can watch all sorts of stuff on YouTube ("tube") or Chinese streaming sites
    14AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:53
    Re: #9
    YouTube got way less convenient since you can't search videos by upload date anymore
    Especially annoying when you're trying to dig up old footage
    And I don't want to touch those illegal Chinese sites
    10AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:52
    In the early days it was basically a group built around Karin-chan
    11AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:52
    You like Juice's current vibe, right?
    So you'd probably hate the tense, drama-filled original lineup
    13AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:53
    I respect whoever wrote the songs
    The songwriters are the real MVPs
    15AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:53
    Re: #1
    Let me ask you this instead — why do we have to respect them?
    16AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:54
    Didn't Juice start out as a duo with Inoue and Danbara?
    17AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:55
    Re: #1
    There's no way that's just a given
    Sure, some people will do it on the surface
    I'm an old-timer from the "One For" era, but the golden age is so far back that I honestly still don't feel real respect for it
    On the surface I logically think things like "we owe where we are now to those people," but that's about as far as it goes
    The Platinum era is about the cutoff where I can actually feel respect
    And that's coming from someone as old-school as me
    20AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:56
    Re: #17
    You'll always be a "One For"-era newbie no matter how much time passes
    18AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:55
    Re: #14
    Whether you like it or not isn't my problem
    21AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:57
    Not interested
    I want to listen on streaming services, but since I want to hear the current members' voices, I mostly just watch YouTube and the Blu-ray of the Spring 2025 tour
    22AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:57
    Do Homamei (portmanteau nickname for two current members' fanbase) fans even respect the original members???
    23AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:58
    The loudest voices are always the ones who don't respect them
    24AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:58
    Juice had Uemura around until fairly recently, so it's still pretty easy to trace things back
    41AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:24
    Re: #7
    That's the one that got called "on another level" on Kanjam (Danbara was in it too)
    Re: #24
    Uemura Akari's contribution to laying the groundwork for today's Juice=Juice
    Everyone got along really well

    Including Kanazawa Tomoko and Inaba Manaka — that's the impression that sticks most
    25AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:59
    Quick question
    How exactly am I supposed to "respect" them?
    26AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:01
    It's ridiculous to tell Moremi or Kurakura newbies (fanbases of current members) to respect OGs they barely know who graduated more than five years ago
    Forcing respect on anyone in the first place is just wrong
    28AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:01
    Why would new fans have to respect members who already quit and aren't even around anymore lol
    Makes no sense
    30AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:03
    I do respect the saintly Miyamoto Karin — she rescued Mippuru, made her the group's first great ace, and gave birth to Juice=Juice
    31AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:04
    It's kind of like how people feel about pro baseball alumni
    Basically don't care either way, but it's annoying when they pop up as commentators and say something dumb
    32AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:08
    Re: #1
    Which OG, specifically?

    I don't think for a second that "if even one OG were missing, Angerme wouldn't be what it is today"
    Somebody just say it already
    34AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:10
    If it were Morning Musume's golden-era members singing songs released after they left, that'd be one thing
    But Miyamoto and Inaba singing current members' songs — yeah, that's a bit much
    35AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:11
    I respect the former leader
    I think she directly laid the foundation for how things are run now
    36AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:12
    Both Morning Musume fans and original-lineup ghosts are just so full of themselves about it
    37AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:16
    For anti-fans, current members and OGs don't matter
    They just bash everyone
    38AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:16
    Is it not just OGs from groups like Juice, which only got popular after all the founding members left — do even OGs from groups that built a genuine legend, like AKB, get seen as annoying when they get involved with the current lineup?
    48AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:35
    I think it depends on which current member you're into
    If you're a Ruru or Yumeriai fan, digging into the past naturally grows respect for the original members
    If you're into 3FLOWER, you probably have no idea who Takagi is
    If you're a Sakuringo or Mippuru fan, you respect Uemura-shan (and if you're a Sakurachi fan, Manakan too)
    I'm a Nia newbie, so I genuinely feel nothing toward the original members
    49AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:37
    Re: #48
    Liar
    You clearly know way too much for that
    57AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:50
    Kanatomo retired and still gets discovered by new fans, while Miyamoto's still active and yet doesn't — guess that's the difference in star power

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Juice=Juice is a Hello! Project group formed in 2013. All of the members who were in the group at its founding have since graduated, and the current lineup is made up of members who joined at various later points. Because of this, what counts as an “OG” (graduated former member) varies from fan to fan — there’s a real gap in how well new fans recognize “older OGs” like early members Miyamoto Karin and Kanazawa Tomoko versus “newer OGs” like Uemura Akari, who stayed with the group until relatively recently. Where opinions split in the thread was over whether respect is something that arises naturally or a personal feeling that shouldn’t be forced on anyone, with the intensity of feeling varying depending on how closely a fan’s favorite current member connects to the OGs. Note that some replies involving personal insults or political/religious comparisons have been excluded from this article.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “Do people who recently became Juice=Juice fans actually respect the OGs who graduated???“

  • 5ch VIP Buzzer Quiz Night: 29 Questions Spanning Radio, Free-for-All, and Madoka Magica

    5channel’s “News VIP” board held its regular Saturday-night buzzer quiz thread. The lineup totaled 29 questions in all — 9 on “Radio,” 18 “Free-for-all,” and 2 on “Madoka Magica” — run in a first-to-buzz format that awards points based on finishing order. Questions ranged across genres: naming a radio show’s title, identifying actress Kurenai Manko by name, the nickname given to a movement from Vivaldi’s “The Four Seasons,” and the real town that inspired a Pokémon game location. The banter between the quizmaster and the answerers stayed lively throughout, with the thread’s host even getting ribbed as someone who’s “been alive since the age of the Ōkagami” (a centuries-old Japanese chronicle — i.e., joked to be ancient).

    1AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:35
    It's the weekend, let's all do a quiz together!
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    2AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:36
    [ Quizmaster ]: ◆QinVIP.Rook4

    [ Rules ]
    ◎ Buzzer quiz: 29 questions (9 "Radio" + 18 "Free-for-all" + 2 "Madoka Magica")
    ◎ Scoring: 1st place = 3pt, 2nd place = 2pt, everyone from 3rd place down = 1pt
    ◎ Overall winner decided by total score (per-segment tallies posted later)
    139AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:29
    [ Nureshi's Corner ] (a second host's side segment) Now in session!
    Rules: see Re: #2

    [ Answer ]
    Speakeasy
    (Speakeasy)

    [ Verdict ]
    Passed (no correct answer)

    It brings on guests across genres and generations pretty evenly — one of my favorite shows.

    Maybe the key part was that the answer had to be the actual "radio show" title.

    Pass tally: 1

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    144AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:30
    [ Nureshi's Corner ] Now in session!
    Rules: see Re: #2

    [ Answer ]
    "BITTERSWEET SAMBA"
    (Bittersweet Samba)

    [ Verdict ]
    Passed (no correct answer)

    Guess nobody here grew up on late-night radio.

    Personally I catch Yoko Shogenji's ANN X (All Night Nippon X) now and then — Nippon Cultural Broadcasting.

    Pass tally: 2

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    154AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:32
    [ Nureshi's Corner ] Now in session!
    Rules: see Re: #2

    [ Answer ]
    Machiko-maki (a 1950s hairstyle named after a movie character)

    [ Verdict ]
    3pt: Re: #150
    2pt: Re: #152

    Re: #153
    Well, if we're being picky, there wasn't even a period ["。"] in there to begin with
    4AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:37
    [ Answering Rules ]
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     Extra characters count as a "✗" (wrong)
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    ◯ Names: full name for people from kanji-using cultures,
     "surname only" is fine as a rule for everyone else

    ◯ Unless stated otherwise, answering in hiragana is fine
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    5AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:37
    [ Sample Question (from a past thread) ] 2026/02/14 "Risshun (Start of Spring) Special"
    This is a [ Wikipedia fill-in-the-blank quiz ].

    【 Who 】 ……

    Streaming-only singles [edit] ……
    30th — May 16, 2025 — "GeGeGe no Kitaro"
    31st — September 12, 2025 — "CAT'S EYE" ……
    34th — December 29, 2025 — "Odoru Pompokolin"
    7AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:39
    [ Answer ]
    Ado
    (the singer)

    Passed (no correct answer)

    ◎ 《Recap for latecomers》 (5ch slang for "just got here, catch me up")
    1. Quizmasters & answerers welcome anytime!
    2. Jump in or drop out whenever you like!
    3. Don't know it? Just riff a joke answer! (Gag answers welcome too)

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    8AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:39
    [ Sample Question (from a past thread) ] 2026/02/14 "Risshun (Start of Spring) Special"
    This is a [ Headline quiz ].

    [2024/09/05 – 4Gamer.net]
    "The Scariest -【 What 】-", Switch version releasing September 12.

    Play as a younger sister searching for her missing older sister in this horror-action game, exploring a mysterious Western-style mansion while dodging the relentlessly pursuing 【 what 】.
    10AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:40
    [ Answer ]
    Ao Oni
    (Blue Ogre)

    Passed (no correct answer)

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    11AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:41
    [ Sample Question (from a past thread) ] 2025/12/12 "Niconico Anniversary (to i)"
    This is a [ Niconico Pedia fill-in-the-blank quiz ].

    "Poko a Pokemon" is a Nintendo Switch 2-exclusive title announced on September 12, 2025.

    The protagonist is, surprisingly, a "【 what 】" transformed into human form.

    By meeting Pokémon and learning moves, you gradually gain more abilities.
    13AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:42
    [ Answer ]
    Ditto

    Passed (no correct answer)

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    14AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:43
    [ Sample Question (from a past thread) ] 2025/09/13 "Flame Emperor Battle"
    [ It's Back! Quiz Week 5 ]
    Question set from Friday, September 11, 2025.

    That afternoon saw record-breaking torrential rain — 31.5mm in 10 minutes and 85.5mm in an hour, the heaviest ever observed — plus a typhoon-level peak wind gust of 30.9 m/s and a temperature drop of 5.2°C within a single hour. Which AMeDAS observation point, located at 《 【 what 】 Airport 》, got hit by this extreme weather?
    16AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:44
    [ Answer ]
    Haneda Airport

    Passed (no correct answer)

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    17AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:45
    [ Sample Question (from a past thread) ] 2025/09/13 "Flame Emperor Battle" ◆5IgXoU.PW6
    The Wikipedia page for "Tokyo International Airport" (commonly known as "Haneda Airport") also uses the word "hane" (羽根, meaning "feather/wing"). True or false?
    19AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:45
    [ Answer ]
    False (×)

    Re: #18 Correct!

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    22AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:47
    [ Answer ]
    Sato Shiori

    Passed (no correct answer)

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    23AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:48
    [ Sample Question (from a past thread) ] 2025/09/12 "TV Grand Prize" (quoted verbatim)
    ◯ 2025/08/17: Korokke [celebrity impersonator]
    ◯ 2025/08/24: Chocolate Planet [comedy duo]
    ◯ 2025/08/31: Miyamoto Masae [film costume designer]
    ◯ 2025/09/07: Abdul Hakim Sani Brown [pro track athlete]

    Recent episodes have followed each of the above figures up close. What's the name of this TV show, "【 what 】"?
    25AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:49
    [ Answer ]
    Jonetsu Tairiku (Passionate Continent)

    Passed (no correct answer)

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    26AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:50
    [ Sample Question (from a past thread) ] 2025/09/12 "Classical Grand Prize"
    A piece composed 300 years ago (1725), Concerto No. 3 in F major, RV 293, "L'Autunno" —

    In Japan, this piece is known by a one-kanji-character nickname, "【 what 】."
    28AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:50
    [ Answer ]
    "Autumn" (秋)
    (the third movement of Vivaldi's "The Four Seasons")

    Re: #27 Correct!

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    29AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:51
    [ Sample Question (from a past thread) ] 2024/12/28 "New Words & Buzzwords Special"
    This is a [ Wikipedia fill-in-the-blank quiz ].

    Kurenai Manko (【 what 】, born September 12, 1953 – ) is a Japanese actress. From 2015 to 2024 she performed under the stage name Kurenai Ichiko.

    Films [edit] ……
    ・Amarok (2024) – as Hiroki Nagumo's mother
    ・The Samurai Time Slipper (2024) – as Setsuko, the temple head priest's wife
    33AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:53
    [ Sample Question (from a past thread) ] 2020/09/12 "Real Serious Quiz #02" CC
    This is a [ Wikipedia fill-in-the-blank quiz ].

    "【 What 】" is a light, fluffy dish made by mixing various ingredients into meringue and baking it in an oven. It's served as either a main course or a dessert.

    ……The past participle of the French verb "souffler," meaning "to blow."
    36AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:53
    [ Answer ]
    Soufflé
    (souffle)

    Re: #35 Correct!

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    37AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:54
    [ Sample Question (from a past thread) ] 2020/09/12 "West Japan Derby"
    This is a [ Wikipedia fill-in-the-blank quiz ].

    The 【 What 】 is an American instrumental band. ……

    Starting with the release of "Futari no Ginza," they went on to put out kayōkyoku (Japanese pop) hits like "Kitaguni no Aoi Sora," and — with Jerry's involvement — "Kyoto no Koi," "Kyoto Bojo," "Nagasaki Bojo," and "Ame no Midosuji," songs that came to be known as "Ventures kayō."
    38AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:54
    Ventures
    40AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:55
    [ Answer ]
    The Ventures

    Re: #38 Correct!

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    41AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:56
    [ Sample Question (from a past thread) ] 2020/09/12 "West Japan Derby"
    This is a [ Wikipedia fill-in-the-blank quiz ].

    Pocket Monsters –

    Hiwada Town, in the 【 what 】 region where the game is set, is modeled after Minabe Town, a production area for Kishu Bincho charcoal.
    49AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:58
    [ Answer ]
    "The Flame Never Dies"

    Passed (no correct answer)

    Re: #48
    Well, there is a faction that argues for the Kyushu theory!

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    53AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:59
    Re: #49
    Wait, isn't that answer kind of off?
    64AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:02
    Cro-Magnon
    66AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:02
    [ Answer ]
    (Ancient) Greeks, Greek people

    Re: #62 Correct!
    Re: #64 Whoa, you knew enough to draw a comparison like that!

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    153AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:32
    Like I'd have any clue what the 1950s even looked like
    156AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:33
    Honestly the anime-heroine question was way harder
    159AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:34
    Re: #156 That's Mitsuha Miyamizu (the heroine of Your Name), right? (Ah, should've made that into a quiz question)
    158AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:34
    I mean, Re: #1 supposedly has been alive since the age of the Ōkagami, so it wouldn't even be surprising if he'd actually heard it live
    164AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:35
    [ Nureshi's Corner ] Now in session!
    Rules: see Re: #2

    [ Answer ]
    Jumping off (a fall/jump)

    [ Verdict ]
    Passed (no correct answer)

    Re: #158
    Okay, "heard the whole thing" would be a stretch, but "heard part of it" is dead serious

    Pass tally: 3

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    Background and Key Points of This Thread

    Buzzer quiz threads like this one are a VIP-board staple: volunteer quizmasters write fill-in-the-blank questions based on things like Wikipedia entries, and the thread runs on a one-answer-per-person, 30-second time limit format. Points are 3 for first place, 2 for second, and 1 for everyone else who answers correctly, with both per-segment tallies and an overall ranking kept. “Passed” means nobody answered correctly, and the time shown in the “Next Up” line marks the interval before the next question. This time, alongside the main quizmaster, a side segment called “Nureshi’s Corner” — run by a separate host — was running in parallel, meaning multiple question lines were unfolding in the same thread at once, which can be confusing for first-time readers. Matching trip codes and IDs suggest most of the questions were written consistently by the same person throughout.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (“News VIP”) thread “[He’s Back After Three Weeks] Saturday Night Quiz Thread [29 Questions This Past Month].”

  • Shinnosuke Abe’s Possible Return as Giants Manager Next Season Sparks Reaction from Players — 5ch: ‘We Don’t Want Him Back’

    In May, former Yomiuri Giants manager Shinnosuke Abe was arrested on the spot on suspicion of assaulting his eldest daughter and abruptly resigned as manager. Since then, acting manager Hideki Hashigami has steadied the team, rebuilding it into a genuine pennant contender against the Hanshin Tigers — but now some media outlets have begun reporting that Abe could return to the dugout as early as next season. The Giants have long followed an unwritten rule that only a homegrown ace pitcher or cleanup hitter can become manager, meaning that even with Hashigami delivering results, his promotion to full-time manager is considered unlikely. On 5ch, reports of players’ “we don’t want him back” reaction to Abe mixed with voices backing Hashigami and frustration at the team’s homegrown-only doctrine itself.

    The possibility that former Giants manager Shinnosuke Abe (47) could return to the dugout is now being reported by multiple media outlets. Abe was arrested on the spot at his Tokyo home on May 25, the eve of interleague play, on suspicion of assaulting his eldest daughter, and abruptly resigned as manager. Acting manager Hideki Hashigami (60), who took the helm on emergency short notice, has calmed the team down and put up a strong fight for the pennant against Hanshin — but under the club’s policy of “Giants managers must be pure-blooded,” his chances of being promoted to full manager next season are seen as slim. Talk of “former manager Abe’s return” is circulating within the team itself, and it has drawn pushback from some players. What decision will the front office ultimately make?

    Attended a rally to rouse team spirit

    〈”Is the report of former Giants manager Abe’s ‘September return’ true?” — even within the Yomiuri Group there is some sympathy for him, but what’s the sticking point?〉(Nikkan Gendai, September 1 issue), 〈The reality of the Giants’ succession plans: hoped-for return or comeback rumor? What kind of manager can be trusted with the young talent that has grown under the acting regime〉(Full-Count, September 7), 〈”Why not bring Abe (Shinnosuke) back as manager?” — a Giants legend issues an urgent proposal on next season’s managerial appointment〉(RONSPO, September 8)

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:26
    7AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:28
    Now that he's got his anger management sorted,
    'saintly' Abe makes his return (sarcastic — 仏 means Buddha-like/serene)
    9AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:29
    I want Hashigami to win the pennant and the Japan Series as acting manager, and take home the Matsutaro Shoriki Award for it
    12AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:30
    Baseball reporting is way too full of made-up stuff…
    even if someone really thinks this, they're not going to say it to some reporter
    14AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:31
    Have Egawa oversee the pitchers like a general-manager type role,
    and let acting manager Hashigami actually run the team
    16AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:32
    The people desperately hoping for Abe's return are basically all Giants haters
    19AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:33
    He's got a power-harassment streak
    and probably thinks that's cool
    20AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:33
    Honestly, ChatGPT could do this job, no joke
    21AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:33
    A rival team's fan: 'I really want Abe to come back. The Giants manager definitely has to be a homegrown player after all.'
    42AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:38
    Re: #21
    Kind of like those 'Don't quit, Ishiba' protests, huh (lol)
    22AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:33
    Iron-fist discipline and managing by mood swings

    what's wrong with that?
    Say it to my face!!!
    24AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:34
    Of course the players don't want him back
    26AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:34
    The name 'Full-Count' fools you
    — you'd think it's a serious specialist outlet
    but it clickbaits headlines like any tabloid site
    though maybe that's just how it survives
    27AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:34
    Another fan-fiction article, huh (lol)
    Hashigami gets walked all over by the players, no way he becomes manager (lol)
    53AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:40
    Re: #27
    Even if that's true, he's getting results, so it's not like Abe suddenly becomes necessary — can't be helped
    28AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:34
    'Because I'm a stubborn Showa-era old man'

    — sounds like something he'd say
    30AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:35
    There's this creepy unwritten rule that only a Giants ace or cleanup hitter can become manager

    so dumb
    102AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:56
    Re: #30
    A player's ability and a manager's ability are completely different things.
    There'd be nothing wrong at all with someone who isn't a Giants alum becoming the team's full manager or coach.
    36AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:37
    He's the type who wants to be called a 'drill sergeant,' right?

    dunno though
    40AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:38
    They keep floating these trial balloons
    forget about a comeback already
    it's fans of other teams who want him back
    41AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:38
    Shincho picking up a Nikkan Gendai story and writing an article off it means nobody actually did any reporting…
    43AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:38
    So the front office doesn't consider whether someone's actually suited for the job
    45AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:38
    You can tell just by watching the stands at Giants games right now.
    The cheers for Hashigami get louder by the day, and fans light up when he waves back.
    Giants fans have already accepted Hashigami — more than expected
    46AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:38
    It's just like an office worker feeling refreshed once their harassing boss is gone
    people who abuse their power drag down productivity
    you guys are nothing but dead weight to the organization
    47AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:38
    Well, from the players' perspective, a manager who's actually getting results is obviously better
    48AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:38
    As a Hanshin fan, I'd love to see manager Abe come back (lol)
    62AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:43
    The game gap suddenly started closing right after this report came out
    69AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:45
    Re: #62
    Maybe it's because the players rallied together
    92AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:53
    It's crazy not to make Hashigami the full manager
    It's messed up that pro baseball managers aren't chosen on merit
    Being the front office's favorite or whatever is just gross
    101AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:55
    Re: #92
    It's not about being the front office's favorite — it's just a dumb club playing a self-imposed 'Giants alumni only' challenge run
    115AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:00
    So what does 'Nabetsune' have to say about this? (longtime Yomiuri Group chairman Tsuneo Watanabe)
    119AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:03
    If it has to be a cleanup hitter or ace, that'd be Abe, Matsui, Uehara, Yoshinobu, Kuwata, or Saito, right?
    121AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:05
    Re: #119
    Matsui, Uehara, and Kuwata aren't homegrown Giants
    120AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:05
    Why'd they pick Hashigami as acting manager, I wonder. I figured it'd be someone like Kawai.
    122AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:05
    Re: #120
    Makes you suspect there's something going on with Kawai, precisely because he wasn't picked

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    The Giants are a club that has long upheld the unwritten rule that only a homegrown player (someone who was once an ace pitcher or cleanup hitter) can become manager, and it’s this convention that lies behind the view that acting manager Hashigami is unlikely to be promoted to full manager even with his results so far. Meanwhile, Abe resigned as manager in May after being arrested on the spot on suspicion of assaulting his eldest daughter, and this round of reporting does not touch on what happened with the criminal proceedings in that case. What split opinion on the thread was whether Hashigami, who is delivering results, should be given credit, and whether the Giants should stick to their homegrown-only policy — evaluations of Abe himself were almost uniformly harsh. It’s also worth readers keeping in mind that the ‘comeback rumor’ reporting comes mainly from outlets like Nikkan Gendai and RONSPO that don’t clearly cite primary sources, and is not an official comment from the club or from Abe himself.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “Former Giants manager Shinnosuke Abe’s ‘return next season’ rumor draws real reactions from the Giants roster: ‘We don’t want him back,’ ‘It’s crazy that Hashigami isn’t getting promoted’ [Ailuropoda melanoleuca★]“.

  • Streamer Daisuke Hori’s Sleep-Deprivation Broadcast Draws Buzz After His Normally-Absent Dark Eye Circles Show Up On Camera

    Daisuke Hori, a streamer who bills himself as a “short sleeper” (someone who claims to need only a few hours of sleep), has been running a marathon sleep-deprivation broadcast — and thread regulars reacted when dark circles that supposedly never appear under his eyes were accidentally caught on camera. Viewers called it “about five times worse than I expected.” The stream reportedly shows him sleeping just 27 minutes over three days, and total “super chat” donations (YouTube’s paid live-chat tipping feature) have already topped 300 million yen. The thread also brought up a past case: fellow streamer Yuta Iwata previously attempted the same “Hori Daisuke Challenge” and lasted 164 hours. Commenters split between concern over the stream’s authenticity and Hori’s health, and admiration for it as a piece of content.

    2AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:23
    This might already be a lost cause…
    3AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:23
    There's always a thread about this guy but who even is he?
    5AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:24
    About five times worse than I expected.
    Even if he's just powering through it, that's some serious grit.
    11AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:26
    Why now, of all times, when it never shows up otherwise?
    12AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:27
    He looks sleepier than usual,
    even though this is supposedly his normal routine.
    85AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:03
    Re: #12
    Well, being under surveillance 24 hours a day would wear you out even if you're technically awake.
    Can't even fart in peace.
    13AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:27
    Is this what it was like for old-school manga artists?
    I heard pulling three all-nighters in a row used to be totally normal in that industry.
    14AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:27
    Sounds like he's been cutting into his sleep more than usual to keep this going.
    18AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:30
    Take six baths and grab 30 minutes of sleep in each one, you could pull it off.
    Personally I need my five hours minimum.
    20AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:31
    A doctor's going to have to step in and shut this down soon.
    21AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:33
    If he weren't doing the short-sleeper thing, he'd just be a decent-looking, jacked dad.
    22AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:33
    All the clips of this guy are just him working out or taking baths — is the extra time from being a short sleeper actually going anywhere useful?
    23AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:34
    The real danger zone starts from here.
    Three days in is still manageable.
    24AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:34
    Before it gets fatal, someone from the production staff will probably pose as a viewer, trigger whatever condition ends the challenge, and pull the plug on it.
    25AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:37
    He's getting so worn out he can't even work out properly anymore.
    28AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:38
    He's getting trashed nonstop in the comments section and still holding up mentally — impressive.
    30AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:40
    At this point, if he just leans into this persona, he's basically won as a YouTuber.
    32AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:41
    So this is what it actually looks like.
    This could genuinely kill him.
    34AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:42
    So the eye bags are real after all.
    53AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:54
    Wait, the rules were supposed to allow 30 minutes of sleep per day,
    so how is it only 27 minutes total over three days?
    55AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:55
    Re: #53
    Because if he actually sleeps now, he'll crash out cold for a full day straight.
    59AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:56
    Re: #53
    Wasn't it something like he dozed off during a massage, so that got counted against his allotted sleep time?
    67AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:58
    Re: #53
    He's taking six baths a day,
    and that's when he's actually sleeping.
    62AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:56
    Honestly, if he keeps this up for a full week that's genuinely insane.
    He hasn't even hit a full hour of sleep total yet.
    Wouldn't be surprised if more people start copying his method.
    72AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:59
    Re: #62
    Even if you could pull it off, the brain damage from this seems brutal.
    The guy who did it before him said he was hearing and seeing hallucinations by day six.
    86AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:03
    Re: #62
    Reminder that a normal person only needs to stay awake around 17 hours.
    74AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:00
    Super chat donations are already past 300 million yen.
    With the days he's got left, clearing 500 million should be easy.
    78AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:01
    Re: #74
    Would be hilarious if he got banned for dangerous conduct.
    I assume the money gets forfeited if that happens?
    99AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:08
    Is there actually someone watching the whole stream to verify he's not secretly sleeping?
    102AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:09
    Re: #99
    AI handles that part these days.
    106AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:10
    I don't know the full picture, but is this a one-off special sleep-deprivation endurance stunt, or does he normally stream his everyday life like this?
    108AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:11
    Re: #106
    The premise is that it's just his regular day-to-day life, streamed continuously.

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    The so-called “Hori Daisuke Challenge” — a sleep-deprivation endurance broadcast modeled on Hori’s own stunt — has spread to other streamers. On September 6, Yuta Iwata, a streamer with 30,000 subscribers, reported retiring at the 164-hour mark after experiencing hallucinations. Extended sleep deprivation is well documented to carry health risks such as auditory hallucinations and memory confusion, but the thread showed no shortage of praise calling Hori “talented as a YouTuber” or a “genius,” leaving commenters split over the ethics of monetizing this kind of risky behavior. There’s also ambiguity around the reported sleep figures themselves — between the repeated baths and dozing off during massages — leaving viewers divided on how much of the “barely sleeping” framing to take at face value.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Livegalileo/”anything goes” board) thread “[Bad News] Short-sleeper Hori accidentally shows the dark eye circles that normally never appear wwwwwwwww.”

  • Flame of Recca: The Manga Nobody Talks About Anymore — 5ch: “It’s Even Had 3 Pachinko Machines”

    Flame of Recca is a manga by Nobuyuki Anzai that ran in Weekly Shonen Sunday and wrapped up after 33 volumes. It became a minor talking point that it landed on the same 33-volume count as fellow Sunday series Ushio and Tora and Zatch Bell!!, which finished around the same time — but this 5ch thread actually kicked off with someone pointing out that, oddly, the series never comes up in online discussion at all. Posters went back and forth on the quality of the artwork, whether accusations that it ripped off RAVE and Liar Game hold any water, and the odd gap between a series popular enough to spawn pachinko machines and its surprisingly low profile online.

    1AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:35
    Why is that, though?
    3AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:37
    Put that way it sounds like Sunday and Magazine are constantly ripping stuff off, but was there ever a "Magazine version of Demon Slayer" or a "Sunday version of Dragon Ball"?
    4AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:38
    Bet there are people out there whose kinks got warped by Tendou Jigoku.
    6AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:38
    All I ever got from it was "dumb delinquent (yankee) manga" vibes.
    7AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:39
    The mom being the cutest character in the cast — way ahead of its time.
    9AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:39
    It's not really as much of a rip-off as people make out — about on the level of Liar Game and Kaiji, nowhere near enough to call it plagiarism. RAVE, on the other hand, is blatantly ripping off One Piece.
    76AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:34
    Re: #9
    I own the complete run of both and they're nothing alike. If anything the art's way better than Oda's, and nobody's ever topped the Sieg Hart arc either.
    10AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:39
    The early chapters are painfully boring, and once you're an adult you just can't buy into Joker being cool anymore.
    14AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:42
    The art was good enough that I could actually get through it.
    23AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:45
    Re: #14
    It was terrible, though — the only thing he could actually draw was faces in that anime style.
    18AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:44
    Right at the start, when the princess got kidnapped, they zapped her with electricity going "it's a human experiment" or whatever — what exactly was that supposed to prove…?
    96AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:56
    Re: #18
    lol

    Reminds me of a slave endlessly pushing a wooden pole round and round.
    27AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:49
    A manga where "actually, THIS guy is the strongest" keeps getting rolled out one after another — you really feel the padding.
    49AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:14
    Re: #27
    Kurei stayed top-tier strongest all the way to the end, though.
    34AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:53

    45AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:08
    It really did end cleanly, didn't it.
    50AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:15
    Re: #45
    So cleanly it almost feels like it burned itself out. With Kurei especially, it's like Anzai poured every coolest villain idea he had into that one character and used it all up.
    53AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:17
    Re: #45
    It ended with everyone watching fireworks together, right? That "he's going to live happily ever after with Yanagi now" vibe was a good note to end on.
    47AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:11


    48AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:12
    Majuya — a legend in the world of jobbers (characters who exist purely to get beaten).
    51AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:15
    Re: #48
    Would've liked to actually see what the madougu (magic tools) could really do.
    52AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:16
    The endgame and the fanservice beat Yu Yu Hakusho, honestly.



    62AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:21
    The mom is adorable and the heroine is easily the weakest link.





    64AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:23
    Well, of course — this place is nothing but affiliate marketers now, guys who bought into some info-product scam and can't turn back.
    65AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:25
    Re: #64
    Pretty honest of you. Fine, I'll let it slide.
    74AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:32
    Couldn't accept how the heroine's fight turned out in Ushio and Tora, so he went and fulfilled his true wish in his own manga instead — a model otaku right there.
    101AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:02
    Re: #74
    Basically "Boy" from Jump's From Today, It's My Turn!!
    79AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:35
    The pachinko machine is a legendarily terrible one, and yet they still made it to a third installment — must have a cult following.
    90AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:50
    Re: #79
    Pretty sure it even had a song from some completely different anime in it. Not totally sure, but can that kind of mix-up even happen?
    80AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:35
    Didn't the heroine's face suddenly change early on?
    81AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:38
    Re: #80
    If we're being honest, Recca's face changes plenty too.
    84AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:43
    Was it deliberate that Ushio and Tora, Flame of Recca, and Zatch Bell all ran exactly 33 volumes?
    86AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:46
    Re: #84
    Respect for his mentor, maybe?
    93AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:54
    If he'd worked in a bit of a raunchy rom-com angle a little earlier, being Sunday's answer to To Love-Ru wouldn't have been out of reach. Then again, with Kurei and the other male characters pulling in such a strong female fanbase, fully committing to a male-audience play probably wasn't really an option.
    94AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:55
    Re: #93
    Sales-wise it was already outselling To Love-Ru to begin with.
    99AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:01
    The guy who only shows up for two pages.
    100AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:02
    Re: #99
    I love how wrong the use of pork belly is here.
    102AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:03
    "Domon's strong! Domon's so strong!" — yeah, except this guy just stood there uselessly during the final battle.
    103AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:10
    Re: #102
    Everyone on their side was useless in the final battle… they were all just stalling for time until Recca showed up.

    Background and Key Points of the Discussion

    Flame of Recca is a series by Nobuyuki Anzai that ran in Weekly Shonen Sunday starting in 1995 and concluded in 2002 at 33 volumes, with an anime adaptation also airing that same year. Whether sharing that same 33-volume count with fellow Sunday series Ushio and Tora and Zatch Bell!!, which wrapped up around the same time, was coincidence or intentional was never settled in the thread — no clear answer emerged.

    Opinion split mainly on two points. First, against claims that the series resembled RAVE or Liar Game, some pushed back that it stayed within familiar genre conventions rather than crossing into outright plagiarism. Second, on the artwork itself, opinion divided between those who felt the art was good enough to make the series worth reading and those who thought the drawing was poor apart from the anime-style faces.

    One point readers can easily misread is the thread title’s premise that the series “never gets talked about” at all. In reality, its continued run of three pachinko machine tie-ins shows it has kept a certain fanbase and commercial presence going — this is less a case of a forgotten work and more that it simply doesn’t come up often in specific online circles like social media and aggregator sites.

    ※This article was compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Nanademo Jikkyo G) thread “[Sad News] For some reason, nobody ever talks about this manga called Flame of Recca lolololololol.”

  • Mbappé fires back at defense critics: “It’s absurd that goal-scorers get treated as villains”

    Real Madrid’s Mbappé has hit back at critics who say he doesn’t pull his weight defensively, pushing back in an interview with France Football magazine. Reports of his remarks — to the effect that “there’s no way a player who’s scoring goals should be the problem” — split opinion on 5ch’s celebrity/sports board (Geinou Supo Sokuhou+). Some posters defended him, arguing that a player delivering results in front of goal should naturally be excused from defensive duties, while others countered that the argument rings hollow given the team hasn’t been winning titles — with some even pulling up Takefusa Kubo’s defensive stats for comparison.

    Real Madrid forward Kylian Mbappé is pushing back against claims that he lacks defensive awareness.

    [Highlights] Real Madrid’s four-game winning streak ends as Betis’ keeper shines | Betis vs Real Madrid

    Mbappé has long faced criticism for not pressing hard enough up front, but he pushed back in an interview with France Football, suggesting that it’s precisely because he’s been a standout performer for so long that people go looking for things to nitpick.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:30
    If you can't score, shut up.
    ( ー`дー´)キリッ (smug "there, I said it" face)
    5AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:30
    "Not everyone's happy at home"

    That one line was totally unnecessary. No need to go out of his way to provoke the haters.
    6AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:31
    Must be tough being the manager of a team where both Vinícius and Mbappé get a free pass on defense.
    8AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:33
    It's not really Mbappé's fault.
    Playing him and Vinícius together is just the wrong call.
    If you have to pick one, it's obviously Mbappé.

    Just put Mbappé at left wing and sign a proper center forward who can actually press, hold up play, and do the dirty work.
    9AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:33
    Even José [Mourinho] can't get him to defend?
    11AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:35
    > "What I've learned as a player is that every time you play a match, millions of managers show up. And none of those managers are happy at home."

    Well, the netizens ripping into [Japan coach] Moriyasu don't exactly look happy either.
    12AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:35
    Watched the Champions League and was shocked at how much defending Vinícius was actually doing.
    13AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:35
    In modern football, defending hard up front in a 0-0 game matters more often than piling on a garbage-time goal to make it 2-0 into a stomp.
    Especially in knockout football.
    14AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:36
    Barça are just too strong right now, they weren't winning it either way.
    16AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:38
    Yeah but you haven't actually won any titles — care to comment on that?
    17AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:38
    Alright, we get it, he has no intention of defending.
    Don't his teammates get annoyed by this kind of thing?
    Guess he's just like Messi in that regard.
    43AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:46
    Re: #30
    Re: #17
    Messi is respected by his teammates and by the national team's fans.
    Mbappé is disliked by both his teammates and the fans.
    It's a totally different situation.
    18AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:38
    Well, if you look at Messi, that's how it goes.
    26AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:41
    Re: #18
    Mbappé: "At least I'm running."
    34AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:44
    Re: #18
    Messi had a get-out-of-jail-free card at Barça where he spent all those years, but when he kept strolling around at PSG the same way, his standing got shaky.
    Mbappé doesn't have that kind of status at Madrid yet, so if he keeps this up he could end up in a rough spot too.
    19AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:39
    Doesn't matter if you score 3 if you concede 4, you still lose.
    20AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:39
    If you had a player like [Claude] Makélélé, you'd be fine.
    31AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:42
    Re: #20
    Rodri, a Madrid native, ended up going to Barcelona instead. Well, he wouldn't have fit Mourinho's style of football anyway, and he turned out to be a fantastic signing for Barcelona.
    21AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:39
    This guy's hopeless.
    With a past-his-peak Mbappé around, neither Real Madrid nor the French national team can win a single title anymore.
    22AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:40
    If the team gets weaker overall, individual brilliance doesn't mean much.
    He's such a headache for any manager.
    23AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:40
    So it's not that he can't defend, he genuinely has zero intention of doing it lol
    24AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:40
    Takefusa Kubo's defensive stats

    29AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:41
    Re: #24
    Mbappé's defensive stats



    Apparently there's a Japanese player out there who doesn't even score and defends even less than Mbappé.
    38AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:44
    Re: #29
    Kubo and Mbappé are pretty much the same then.
    Teams visibly get weaker with these two around.
    53AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:50
    Re: #29
    Kubo's numbers are actually better, no?
    Though beating Mr. Mbappé at this isn't exactly something to brag about.
    25AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:40
    Mr. Bappé got personal coaching from [Luis] Enrique himself telling him to defend, and still hasn't improved.

    s://youtu.be/U4PSycQWl2s?si=UakSGdfqljgS1x49
    32AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:43
    Re: #25
    So PSG, after Mbappé left, went and won back-to-back Champions League titles after all.
    Him leaving really made a huge difference.
    27AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:41
    Japan's legendary defensive forwards don't score goals, after all.
    In Japan, defending and hold-up play get valued more than actually scoring.
    28AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:41
    In football, being a "two-way player" (handling both attack and defense, like Ohtani's two-way baseball role) is just the standard.
    30AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:41
    Messi doesn't defend that much either, does he?
    I remember it becoming news just because he actually defended during the World Cup lol
    33AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:43
    The gap with Vinícius really showed at the World Cup.
    Mbappé just can't defend.
    36AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:44
    Rough talk for Ohtani, who went from a "half two-way player" to now a "zero-way player" (no longer pitching).
    40AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:45
    Re: #36
    No no, having "no sword" at all is the strongest style (a martial-arts pun on "swordless style" being the ultimate technique).
    42AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:46
    Can't even Mourinho tell him "defend or you're benched"?
    If not, what was even the point of bringing Mou in?
    49AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:48
    Re: #42
    If anything, it's the reason Rodri didn't join Madrid.
    58AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:53
    Re: #42
    Mbappé is a signing brought in by the club president, not someone Mourinho actually wanted.
    When it comes to Mbappé, the president's wishes take priority over Mourinho's.
    It's the same thing that happened at Manchester United, when Mourinho said he didn't want [Anthony] Martial because he wouldn't defend, and the board overruled him and made him play him anyway.
    64AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:58
    For a player of this caliber, it's probably fine to be excused from defending.
    Even peak Messi and Ronaldo were given a defensive pass so their overwhelming scoring ability could be maximized, and they got criticized the same way whenever the team lost.
    It's just that Mbappé's personality makes him an easier target for hate.
    66AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:00
    Re: #64
    Under Mourinho, Cristiano Ronaldo was actually made to defend, though.
    80AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:10
    So does that mean, conversely, Japan's lack of top-class forwards is the devoted, hard-working Japanese national character backfiring?
    84AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:13
    Re: #80
    Japanese players can't win because they don't shoot.
    Without realizing this, they just keep endlessly passing the ball around.

    They finally noticed shooting is a thing recently and started doing it lol

    Background and Points of Debate

    Mbappé is a player who has long carried a reputation among European media and fans as someone who “scores but doesn’t defend,” and this latest remark comes from an interview with France Football magazine. Similar “exempt from defending” debates have followed peak-era Messi and Ronaldo as well, and within the thread, the defense that “it’s unfair to criticize a player who’s delivering results” was matched roughly evenly against the counterargument that “the excuse doesn’t hold up when the team isn’t winning titles.” Some posts even brought up images of Takefusa Kubo’s defensive stats for comparison, and it’s worth noting that opinions differed over how to interpret those numbers. There was also discussion of a more structural factor — that managers may find it harder to enforce defensive discipline on players signed at the club president’s initiative — suggesting the issue isn’t purely about individual player attitude.

    ※This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (Geinou Supo Sokuhou+) thread “[Soccer] Mbappé, on claims he doesn’t defend: “There’s no way a goal-scoring player should be a problem. I don’t accept that kind of opinion.”“

  • Zion Suzuki’s 40m Bullet Throw Stuns Foreign Fans: ‘Just Like Schmeichel’

    Aston Villa’s Japan international goalkeeper Zion Suzuki became a hot topic after his roughly 40-meter long throw in the September 9 UEFA Champions League clash with Club Brugge (won 3-2). Not only did he record 5 saves in his CL debut — the first ever by a Japanese goalkeeper — showing a strong presence at both ends of the pitch, but the throw itself, launched with no run-up, drew comparisons to Peter Schmeichel. On the thread, the conversation expanded from the throw’s distance into comparisons with pro baseball players and Shohei Ohtani’s speed, and even a survey on the popularity of baseball versus soccer in the US.

    [UEFA Champions League] Club Brugge 2-3 Aston Villa (September 9 JST / Jan Breydel Stadium)

    Aston Villa’s Japan international goalkeeper Zion Suzuki unleashed a stunning 40-meter long throw that has also sparked a huge reaction among fans overseas.

    On September 9 JST, Suzuki started in the opening match of the UEFA Champions League (CL) league phase against Club Brugge. Making his CL debut as the first-ever Japanese goalkeeper to do so, he conceded 2 goals but recorded 5 saves, showing a strong presence at both ends of the pitch and playing a big part in the team’s 3-2 win.

    Source: times.abema.tv / Original article here

    7AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:50
    Even now, the 'Kawaguchi and Narazaki were way better' guy is bound to show up (legendary former Japan national team goalkeepers).
    28AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:00
    Re: #7
    Kawaguchi had a presence you couldn't capture in stats.
    One of a kind.
    8AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:51
    He could easily throw 60 meters.
    12AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:52
    Re: #8
    It's not one-handed though, right?
    35AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:02
    Re: #12
    If it's not one-handed, how else would you throw it…
    45AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:10
    Re: #35
    Nice one, Commissioner Murofushi (Koji Murofushi, Olympic hammer-throw medalist and former head of Japan's Sports Agency).
    15AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:54
    Never seen a keeper with footwork this good.
    Great with his left foot too.
    It's like Xabi Alonso is playing goalkeeper.
    26AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:59
    Re: #15
    Probably because he learned from Nishikawa at Urawa Reds.
    He wasn't especially known for his kicking before that.
    29AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:00
    Right now his throwing distance beats pro baseball players.
    Just for distance, he can throw a soccer ball 60 meters.
    The average Japanese handball throw is 25 meters, so you can see how absurd that number is.
    33AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:02
    Re: #29
    There's a difference between a throw and a pitch.
    37AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:04
    Don't you guys play soccer? lol
    48AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:11
    Re: #37
    Too far out in the countryside, there's no one to play with.
    38AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:04
    Never expected Zion to get this much recognition.
    The World Cup really is something — it makes players grow.
    41AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:08
    Re: #38
    I played on a school team up until 25 years ago.
    39AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:04
    Does doing this get you like 5 goals worth of credit?
    56AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:14
    Re: #39
    Not like idiotic 'baseball' (yakyu, a mocking spelling used to deride the sport) where you get 10 points just for exit velocity.
    Tough crowd, huh.
    43AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:09
    Even with this one guy at world-class level, the reality is Japan's still stuck at the Round of 32 at the World Cup.
    52AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:12
    Re: #43
    One world-class player alone isn't enough against Brazil.
    58AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:15
    Re: #50
    Shohei Ohtani is slower than Maya Yoshida (Japan national soccer team defender), but in baseball he's considered fast, right?
    63AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:16
    Re: #58
    Come on, quit it lol
    81AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:30
    Re: #58
    Ohtani is actually slow. Stolen bases depend on your jump timing since the distance is short, so plenty of slow guys still steal a lot of bases. Though his steal count last year was a bit absurd.
    66AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:19
    Guess Japan really is a baseball country — he probably became a keeper because he couldn't make it as a pitcher.
    68AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:21
    Re: #66
    If Zion or Rui Hachimura (NBA player) had played baseball, going two-way pro would've been a breeze.
    Such a waste, seriously.
    74AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:24
    Seems like in the US, soccer fans who watch a full match are rare — most are casual fans.

    According to a survey published by Ipsos in 2026, the percentage of the total sample who answered YES to 'Have you watched a full game of this sport in the past year?':

    NFL: 55%
    College football: 37%
    MLB: 36%
    NBA: 29%
    NHL: 21%
    WNBA: 18%
    International soccer: 12%
    US soccer (including MLS): 12%
    75AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:26
    Re: #74
    They say watching a full baseball game means your brain's rotted.
    More boring than waiting in a checkout line.
    Brain rot.
    Poor guy, getting roasted by his own fellow Americans.
    76AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:27
    Re: #68
    That level of physicality is a dime a dozen in America.
    79AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:30
    Re: #76
    Guys with Ohtani's physicality are all over the place in America.
    Well, apparently Americans these days don't play baseball at all anymore.
    83AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:32
    Re: #81
    Ohtani's that slow, yet apparently he's near the top in sprint times in MLB.
    Makes you wonder just how slow baseball players' legs really are.
    90AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:38
    Let's go pitcher-and-goalkeeper two-way player!
    92AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:41
    Re: #90
    Pitcher, batter, baseball, goalkeeper —
    he could easily be a four-way player.

    Background and talking points

    Zion Suzuki is a product of Urawa Reds’ youth system and currently plays goalkeeper for Aston Villa. His given name, ‘彩艶,’ is read ‘Zion’ — a coincidence that happens to match the name of NBA player Zion Williamson, something the thread brought up repeatedly. The long throw is one of the modern ways goalkeepers get involved in attack, valued for delivering the ball forward quickly in addition to kicking ability. Figures like ’60 meters’ came up in the thread, but readers should note that’s fan exaggeration based on impression rather than an officially measured record. The latter half of the discussion also drifted a lot into baseball comparisons and US sports-popularity surveys — tangents separate from the main topic of evaluating Suzuki himself.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Geisports Sokuhou+) thread ‘”Unbelievable” — Zion Suzuki’s “40m Bullet Throw” Stuns the World! “He’s launching it with no run-up,” “Just like Schmeichel” — Overseas Fans Amazed,’ available here.