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  • Yoichiro Kashiya Admits Fellow Draftee Shinji Kagawa Was His ‘Biggest Wall’

    Former Japan national team forward Yoichiro Kashiya opened up about his career-long rivalries on TBS’s “Life’s Best Restaurant.” Kashiya, who signed with Cerezo Osaka in 2006 as the youngest pro in club history and was dubbed a “genius,” revealed that fellow draftee Shinji Kagawa was “the biggest wall” he faced. He also looked back on how Kagawa, an unknown at the time he joined the club, began to break out in his second year. The thread sparked by this story was full of nostalgia for Kagawa’s brilliance during his Dortmund days, but the conversation soon expanded to cover how current players like Takefusa Kubo and Ryunosuke Sato are being used, as well as opinions on Keisuke Honda’s work as a pundit—turning into a cross-generational debate over Japan’s greatest attackers.

    Former Japan national team forward Yoichiro Kashiya appeared on TBS’s “Life’s Best Restaurant” (Saturdays, 11:30 PM), which aired on the 19th. During the show, he opened up about his feelings toward a rival.

    Kashiya signed a professional contract with Cerezo Osaka in 2006, while still a first-year high schooler, becoming the youngest pro in club history and earning the “genius” label. When host Koji Kato brought up, “Kagawa (Shinji) was there at the time, right?”, Kashiya replied, “That’s right. He was honestly the biggest wall I faced,” referring to Kagawa, who joined the club in the same year and was one year older.

    “I didn’t even know the name Shinji Kagawa, and I had no idea he’d go pro,” Kashiya said. He recalled that in their first year, neither of them could break into the first team and they “trained together in what you’d call the reserve squad,” but by year two, “Shinji Kagawa started getting noticed by the world. He was just that good.”

    Source: hochi.news / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:24
    Re: #1
    Neither Ryunosuke Sato nor Takefusa Kubo played in Valencia vs. Real Sociedad… Kubo's started on the bench for 4 straight matches now, clearly slipping down the pecking order
    https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/c2193d5c88b0161a21cdfc610dfe5c9f55d7e400
    3AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:26
    The way Kagawa could blow past a defender on his first touch after receiving a pass — I'd never seen that from any Japan international before or since. Blew me away.
    4AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:31
    He was razor-sharp in his Dortmund days before the Man U move.
    That thing where only one guy looks like he's moving at 1.5x speed — that's what real world-class looks like.
    26AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:06
    Re: #4
    Same feeling here.
    Really felt it in that friendly against Korea they played in Sapporo too.
    5AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:32
    If Kashiya had the stamina for it, he probably could've stepped up after his stint in the Swiss league.
    22AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:59
    Re: #5
    Stamina's just a convenient excuse he tells himself — sure, he had the technique on the ball,
    but his off-the-ball movement was never good,
    and in the end he finished his career as just a decent J.League player.
    6AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:34
    If a guy's that insanely good, doesn't it work the other way too — like, 'ah, he'll be off overseas soon anyway'?
    10AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:45
    Re: #6
    2006 wasn't really an era where guys went overseas that fast.
    7AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:35
    There was a time I thought Kashiya might make it as big as Kagawa.
    11AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:47
    Bias aside, Kagawa looked way more impressive to me than Kubo.
    24AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:04
    Kaki-P's a great talker (Kashiya's nickname).
    Thought he was just a soccer-brained airhead.
    28AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:14
    Re: #24
    He was good at soccer, but his talking skills were even better.
    32AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:18
    First it was hyping up Uchida, now it's hyping up Kashiya?
    41AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:27
    Re: #32
    Uchida's about to head back into the game, so Kashiya's probably filling in as his replacement.
    56AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:43
    Re: #41
    Yeah, he went into women's soccer.
    35AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:19
    Wasn't Kashiya actually the one who got called a 'genius' first?
    37AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:22
    Re: #35
    Kashiya got attention for scoring incredible goals at international youth tournaments.
    I didn't even know who Kagawa was until he broke out in J2.
    36AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:21
    A lot of soccer players aren't exactly sharp, so I'd imagine their second careers are tough.
    39AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:25
    Re: #36
    There aren't many matches in soccer.
    That means there aren't just few coaching spots — there are also few 'industry insider' spots, like TV commentator or pundit roles.
    I've got a hunch the J.League keeps expanding partly because it needs to create jobs for guys after they retire.
    42AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:27
    Re: #36
    Things University of Tokyo students do as hobbies:
    Soccer >>> pig sugoroku (a silly dice-and-board party game — the joke being even elite students rate real soccer far above some trivial parlor game)
    45AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:29
    Kashiya used to do a toto (the JFA's official football pools) prediction show every matchweek back during the '100 Year Vision' era,
    and it really came through that he genuinely loved soccer and watched a ton of it.
    47AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:32
    Re: #45
    His YouTube sit-down with Kiyotake is a great watch — he's clearly done his homework, and he's amazing at putting strengths and weaknesses into words.
    57AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:48
    Kagawa's still got the best résumé of any Japanese player, hands down.
    Won back-to-back Bundesliga titles in Germany, beating out Bayern — and he was a key player on the team, not a bench guy.
    No Japanese player has topped that record yet.
    58AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:52
    Re: #57
    He was clearly outplaying Lewandowski back then, no question.
    64AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:59
    Re: #57
    Actually the results were better when Kagawa was injured —
    it didn't matter whether Kagawa was even on the pitch.
    78AnonymousSep 21, 2026 09:13
    Re: #57
    He won the Premier League too, on top of that.
    Re: #58
    Right, and back then Lewandowski was playing behind him at attacking mid, as Kagawa's backup.
    62AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:54
    A player whose name is somehow famous even though I've never once seen him actually play.
    66AnonymousSep 21, 2026 09:03
    Re: #62
    Sounds like a Kubo who doesn't dribble.
    65AnonymousSep 21, 2026 09:01
    Kagawa's real achievement was proving that late runs from the number 10 role could be one of the few weapons a Japanese player can reliably have — sure, he lacked the physicality and top speed for the real duels,
    but he held onto agility as an edge.

    Nakata's path of trying to muscle through in Europe didn't really translate, but Kagawa showed a 'Kagawa-type' player could make it —
    and a whole line of successors followed that model.
    67AnonymousSep 21, 2026 09:04
    Re: #65
    Isn't Kaisedo Sano more the Nakata type, though?
    72AnonymousSep 21, 2026 09:08
    Kagawa peaked way too early.
    20 to 23 was his prime, and it was all downhill after that.
    75AnonymousSep 21, 2026 09:10
    Re: #72
    I'd say 21-22 was really his absolute peak.
    Classic early-bloomer type, like those old-school Brazilian players — brilliant young, then basically washed up by his mid-20s.
    74AnonymousSep 21, 2026 09:09
    Re: #64
    European leagues aren't that forgiving — if that were really true, he wouldn't have gotten regular playing time at all.
    77AnonymousSep 21, 2026 09:12
    Re: #74
    Yeah, Dortmund was the only club that ever really played him.
    79AnonymousSep 21, 2026 09:15
    Hard to believe it's already been 12 years since Kashiya was a nationwide sports sensation for that one half-year stretch.

    Background and key points of this discussion

    Yoichiro Kashiya signed a professional contract with Cerezo Osaka in 2006 while still in high school, becoming the youngest player in club history and earning the nickname “genius.” Shinji Kagawa, who joined the club the same year, went on to break out in J2 before moving to Borussia Dortmund in 2010, where he became a key player in back-to-back Bundesliga title wins — one of the most decorated résumés of any Japanese player. Kashiya also played abroad, in Italy and Switzerland, but never established himself in Europe to the same degree as Kagawa. The thread was mostly filled with nostalgia for Kagawa at his peak, but the conversation gradually broadened to include how current players like Takefusa Kubo and Ryunosuke Sato are being used, as well as opinions on Keisuke Honda’s work as a pundit — turning into a wider, cross-generational comparison of Japanese attackers. One notable point of surprise: Kagawa and Lewandowski were teammates at Dortmund at the same time, with Kagawa as the starter and Lewandowski coming off the bench behind him — a stark contrast to how the two are regarded today.

    *This article is an excerpt and summary based on the 5ch (Geinou/Sports Speed+) thread “[Soccer] The player Yoichiro Kashiya, once dubbed a “genius,” calls his “biggest wall” — the talent he was jealous of and “didn’t even want to talk about”.”

  • Takehiro Tomiyasu Subbed Off at Halftime With Injury — 5ch: ‘The Man Who Always Rises From the Dead’

    Crystal Palace’s Takehiro Tomiyasu was substituted midway through halftime in the Premier League’s Matchday 5 clash with Leeds (a scoreless draw) on September 20 local time. He had started at the center of a back three, but after the match the manager explained that he had “hurt his calf.” With the Japan national team set to convene on the 21st, concern is mounting over the impact on his call-up, and on 5ch, comments praising his actual performance mixed with laments over his recurring injuries, with some calling him a “Spelunker” (after the notoriously fragile video-game character). Opinions also weighed in heavily on how he’s being used by the national team amid a packed schedule.

    “He wasn’t in a state where he should have pushed through.”

    In Matchday 5 of the Premier League, held on September 20 local time, Crystal Palace — home to Daichi Kamada and Takehiro Tomiyasu — traveled to face Leeds, who count Ao Tanaka in their ranks. The match ended in a scoreless draw.

    In this game, Tomiyasu, who started at the center of the back three, was substituted at halftime.

    Source: soccerdigestweb.com / Original article here

    12AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:21
    Something looked off, so it was probably a precautionary sub, but…
    he's just a hard player to rely on.
    13AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:22
    Time to retire.
    No club's going to sign him after this.
    14AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:22
    He was playing really well, what a waste.
    Zion and Tomiyasu have quietly turned into pros at ball distribution.
    15AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:22
    Re: #1
    Valencia vs Real Sociedad — neither Ryunosuke Sato nor Takefusa Kubo featured… Kubo's now started on the bench four matches running, clearly sliding down the pecking order
    https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/c2193d5c88b0161a21cdfc610dfe5c9f55d7e400
    18AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:25
    Had a bad feeling the moment I saw he was starting.
    His actual performance was good, though — didn't expect him to break down before halftime.
    Who do they call up in his place?
    The names being floated would do fine — Okamura from Machida, Inamura from FC Tokyo, or Inoue from Yokohama.
    21AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:28
    He's basically a one-trick pony out there and still can't stay fit… how does that even happen?
    24AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:29
    He should just move to a less physically demanding league.
    Serie A or something — how about that?
    25AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:30
    Play like Kazu (Kazuyoshi Miura, still playing pro football in his late 50s).
    He could go until 50.
    26AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:31
    He's already got the 'Premier League player' title to his name.
    He'd probably be happier seeing out his career in a lower-tier league from here.
    28AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:32
    If he doesn't withdraw from the national team and plays anyway, it'll only get worse.
    A defender who can't last 90 minutes is nothing but a liability.
    29AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:33
    His legs are already wrecked. He won't be able to walk properly when he's older. He should just retire.
    32AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:36
    Every single match, all anyone talks about is whether he got hurt or not.
    33AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:36
    Spelunkered again, huh.
    Must just be his constitution.
    34AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:37
    The usual 'shockwave' headline, right on schedule.
    It's rarer for there NOT to be a 'shockwave' these days.
    35AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:37
    If it's just his calf, that's like a month out — the man who always rises from the dead.
    38AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:41
    Is he going to be out for all four matches in the September/October international windows?
    40AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:43
    Re: #38
    He'll probably be fine by October, but he'll likely pick up a new injury before then.
    41AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:43
    Someone make a Spelunker remake starring a Tomiyasu character.
    AI could pull that off, right?
    45AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:46
    Min-jae's starting for Bayern.
    The gap between them has really widened.
    46AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:48
    For the sake of his second career, he should retire and focus on treatment.
    47AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:48
    A center-back who gets injured one out of every three matches is just impossible to rely on.
    48AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:54
    He should skip the Asia trip.
    Good thing it doesn't sound like the same spot as before.
    49AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:55
    Playing the full 90 against Brazil was basically a miracle.
    51AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:00
    Honestly his performance was excellent.
    But it's always right when he's playing well that he gets hurt.
    52AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:06
    Right now the national team should just be put on the back burner for him.
    53AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:07
    Enough already 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨
    54AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:07
    There's no need to call Tomiyasu up until the final qualifiers.
    Part of why he's so injury-prone is that Moriyasu has been running him into the ground.
    Get it together, you idiots at the JFA lol
    55AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:08
    He ate the Spel-Spel Fruit and became a full-body Spelunker (a One Piece-style joke — he's fragile everywhere).
    56AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:20
    Did it again, huh.
    Tomiyasu's probably done at this point.
    57AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:21
    A fake injury to dodge the national team call-up?
    Smart move if so.
    58AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:24
    8/22 Matchday 1: 19 minutes
    8/28 Matchday 2: 74 minutes
    9/5 Matchday 3: rested
    9/12 Matchday 4: 54 minutes
    9/20 Matchday 5: 46 minutes

    At this point it's basically abuse.
    59AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:27
    It's just a friendly, he doesn't need to show up for the national team.
    Honestly, you shouldn't even be planning around a player who gets injured this much.
    60AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:32
    Nothing but fragile players and rejects left in this washed-up excuse for a football scene (lol)
    61AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:32
    Isn't this a planned substitution just to dodge the national team?
    Totally fine by me though.
    62AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:34
    Why does someone always show up saying 'Tomiyasu hasn't been injured for a little while now, he's cured! Someone tell Mitoma!' like clockwork?
    Is it amnesia or something?

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Tomiyasu has repeatedly suffered injuries — to his hip, knee, hamstring, and other areas — dating back to his time at Arsenal in 2023, and this latest injury is being discussed in that context. As of this writing, the only official information is the manager’s comment about a “calf injury”; the results of any detailed examination and the length of his absence had not yet been confirmed at the time of this article. In the thread, some pointed to his playing time this season (Matchday 1: 19 min, Matchday 2: 74 min, Matchday 3: rested, Matchday 4: 54 min, Matchday 5: 46 min) to question how he’s being used, which could be read as the result of both club and country repeatedly giving him short spells on the pitch. Meanwhile, some speculated this could be a precautionary move to avoid a national-team call-up, though that remains pure speculation. Worth noting: his on-field performance itself is being rated highly, and the discussion tends to treat his injuries and his performance as separate issues.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports Express+) thread “[Soccer] Shockwave hits the Japan national team as it convenes on the 21st… Takehiro Tomiyasu subbed off with injury. Palace manager explains the situation: “He hurt his calf”.”

  • Fans Say They “Can’t Get Excited” About Angerme Under Ise’s Leadership — 5ch: “The Mid-Tier Members Are Too Weak”

    After Moe Kamikokuryo’s graduation, Angerme shifted to a lineup led by Suzuran Ise. The current tour is built around a core trio of Ise, Hashisako, and Dango (a member’s nickname), but a thread on 5ch’s Hello! Project board saw fans saying they “just can’t get fired up about it.” Opinions in the thread split between those questioning the leader’s qualities and those pointing to a thin bench of mid-tier members, with repeated comparisons to the Wada, Takeuchi, and Kamikokuryo eras.

    1AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:18
    Yeah, it's probably because Ise's kind of a difficult personality, so people just don't feel like going "I want to support her!"
    4AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:20
    Thinking Ise and Tamenaga are probably gonna be hanging around dragging on for another 5 years kills any urge to root for them
    7AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:23
    The "three-color dango" push flopping didn't help either
    The mid-tier lineup is just too weak
    47AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:49
    Re: #7
    They clearly pale in comparison even to Ono, Onoda, and Akiyama
    9AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:23
    Angerme's cycle had just settled down when this "looking-hot" bubble (盛れ, an image/filter-boost hype bubble) burst, and more DD-type fans (fans who support anyone rather than being loyal to one member) left than expected
    Ise herself is popular enough, but if we're talking yin and yang, she leans more toward the "yin" side, which might play into it a bit too
    And yeah, the mid-tier members are still lackluster
    10AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:24
    If she had her way, she probably wouldn't even want to be leader — she'd rather be doing what Kero's doing right now (Kero, a member's nickname)
    11AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:25
    Even back in the Takeuchi/Kamiko (Kamikokuryo's nickname) era there was kind of a "this'll do, right?" vibe being pushed on us
    Of course, it's not the members' fault at all
    12AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:25
    Wada and Takeuchi had real charisma
    13AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:26
    This tour is pushing the "three-color dango" trio hard, but for fans of the other members it's just not fun
    Honestly it's almost despair-inducing thinking this might just keep going
    14AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:28
    I don't think it's really Ise's fault so much as there just being no overwhelmingly popular ace-type member
    15AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:28
    Honestly I had hopes for Ise, but she couldn't break the downward trend
    16AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:29
    I went to the Goto/Nagano bar event but skipped Angerme's solo show this spring
    Might go to the Pia Arena show though
    17AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:29
    Ise's an outsider (didn't come up through the group from the start) — she's not leader material
    18AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:30
    Re: #17
    If you make Tamenaga leader it's completely over, you sure about that?
    19AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:30
    It's a member-quality issue.
    Compared to "Sasaki + Kamiko," "Ise + Hashisako + Dango" is clearly small-fry and lower caliber by any measure — there's no way they can pull in an audience.

    Blaming that all on the leader alone is just cruel.
    20AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:30
    Isn't it because she's not the type like Takeuchi or Kamikokuryo who can pull the group along with skill and vocal ability? Since she lacks skill, her "feelings statements" stand out more
    In that sense, even Tamenaga as leader would be better than Ise
    22AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:32
    Re: #20
    Tamenaga's not a skill-driven, can-carry-the-group type either, so it'd be the same
    And if you add her lack of popularity on top, she'd be even worse than Ise
    21AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:31
    They're in the middle of the fall tour, so why isn't Tamenaga writing blog posts?
    She's the sub-leader, right?
    The gap's already showing right there
    23AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:32
    If she's an outsider, don't just dump the responsibility on her
    The members who came up through the group should step up lol
    24AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:33
    Get fired up — Everybody go, everybody go, everybody go! (a chant from a Hello! Project song)
    25AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:33
    If Matsumoto were leader I'd actually want to root for them
    26AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:34
    Making Tamenaga leader is basically the same as making Haga leader, right?
    Isn't that a problem? Honestly it's starting to worry me
    27AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:34
    At this rate, they'll probably just bring in new members who already look like they'll be popular from day one
    Because Angerme's bad at developing talent
    28AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:35
    You can totally tell who's just scrolling past this topic! ❤️‍🔥
    29AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:36
    They brought in Hirayama, Goto, and Nagano — members who looked like they'd be popular, and they actually are popular within the group — and this is still where things stand
    30AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:36
    Even with Goto and Nagano added it's come to this, so I'm not expecting much
    31AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:37
    I wonder if Tamenaga would've gotten popular if she'd joined Juice=Juice instead
    33AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:38
    She's in a situation where she could've become the ace right away and didn't — isn't the real cause a failed reinforcement (recruiting) strategy?
    35AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:39
    Angerme itself is just not good anymore
    Whether it's Ise or Tamenaga
    Angerme itself is the problem
    Though honestly, it was Hashisako who created that whole atmosphere
    36AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:39
    Hashisako's probably lost all motivation by now
    Even salarymen, once their resignation's decided, only think about what comes after they quit
    49AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:50
    Re: #36
    She's probably influenced by Kawamura too
    37AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:40
    You'll all be "enjoying" Ise and Tamenaga for at least 3 more years
    38AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:41
    Watching the recent tours, it really feels like Ise and Tamenaga are the cancer here
    41AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:42
    Having only Goto to play off of and highlight Nagano feels thin
    Hello! Project keeps saying they don't need an "ace," so nobody stands out and this is the result, isn't it
    42AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:42
    Even members who, before joining Angerme, made people go "They stole the ace! Angerme's so unfair!" end up making people go "huh, is that all?" once they've actually joined

    Same as with Tsubaki Factory — there's no skilled senior member above them, so I guess the rookies just don't grow
    51AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:50
    I'm an out-of-the-loop non-fan, but BEYOOOOONDS and OCHA NORMA feel more lively
    At least going by what I see on the Ookami board (the Hello! Project fan board)
    67AnonymousSep 21, 2026 09:04
    Re: #51
    Honestly I think they're dead last among the current groups
    Even Morning Musume is better than that

    Background and Key Points of the Discussion

    Angerme entered what’s known as the “Ise era” when Suzuran Ise became leader following Moe Kamikokuryo’s graduation. The current tour is built around a core push of Ise, Hashisako, and Dango, but opinions on this setup itself remain divided in the thread. The debate splits roughly into two camps: one questioning the leader’s personal qualities and charisma, and the other pointing out that the mid-tier members’ skill and popularity fall short compared to past eras. Comparisons to former leaders like Ayaka Wada, Akari Takeuchi, and Moe Kamikokuryo came up repeatedly, and there’s a persistent view that whether fans can “get fired up” hinges on having a strong member capable of pulling the group forward. That said, these are ultimately just opinions from a single 5ch thread, not a discussion backed by objective numbers like attendance figures or CD sales — it’s best read as one gauge of fan sentiment.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “Why can’t I get fired up about Angerme under the Ise regime?“

  • Why Does Chiba Station Feel “Underwhelming”? The Decisive Gap With Yokohama and Omiya Stations

    An ITmedia article examining why Chiba Station feels “underwhelming” compared to Yokohama and Omiya stations became a hot topic on 5channel’s News Express+ board. All three are flagship JR East stations representing their prefectures, and there shouldn’t be a huge gap in station-front scale or number of connecting lines — yet the thread filled up with comments like “Omiya and Yokohama are hub stations where Shinkansen lines branch off, but Chiba is just the starting point for local lines heading to Uchibo, Sotobo, and Narita” and “Commuters from Chiba’s Tokyo-facing suburbs can get everything done in Funabashi or Kashiwa, so they rarely have a reason to go to Chiba Station in the first place.” Others pointed out that Shikoku and Chiba are the only regions in Japan without a Shinkansen line, and that road development was held back by fallout from the Narita Airport conflict. The discussion broadened into the idea that the “underwhelming” feeling comes less from the liveliness of the station front and more from the structure of the rail network and historical circumstances.

    Kanagawa, Saitama, and Chiba prefectures all border Tokyo. Representing each of these prefectures is a flagship JR East station: Yokohama Station, Omiya Station, and Chiba Station. All three are major hubs served by numerous lines, supporting transportation for their regions.

    Yet compared with Yokohama and Omiya, Chiba Station somehow feels underwhelming. It has plenty of shops inside the station and a department store out front. It has numerous platforms, with the Keisei Line and the Chiba Urban Monorail running alongside JR. As the central station of a prefectural capital, it’s by no means small in either scale or function.

    So why does Chiba Station, despite being one of greater Tokyo’s major stations, leave such a different impression from Yokohama and Omiya? We went there in person to track down the source of that nagging feeling.

    Source: itmedia.co.jp / Read the original article here

    7AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:24
    I always thought Yokohama and Omiya were inconvenient, small-town backwaters.
    53AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:35
    Re: #7
    You're seriously underestimating Yokohama.
    204AnonymousSep 21, 2026 09:05
    Re: #7
    What even counts as "convenient" anyway?
    9AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:24
    Yokohama and Omiya are hubs, that's why.
    15AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:27
    Re: #9
    Wait, is there a habu snake involved? (pun: ハブ means both "hub" and "habu," a venomous snake)
    57AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:36
    Re: #9
    Because of Habu Yoshiharu. (a famous shogi player — the pun on "Habu" continues)
    76AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:40
    Re: #9
    Because of Hanyu Yuzuru. (the figure skater — same kanji 羽生, different reading, keeping the pun going)
    13AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:26
    Omiya is a junction point for Utsunomiya and Takasaki, and a key stop on the way to Tohoku and Joetsu. Chiba, meanwhile, is just a junction for genuinely rural towns like Uchibo, Sotobo, Choshi, and Narita.
    59AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:36
    Re: #13
    Though I do think Narita's downtown still has room to grow.
    16AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:27
    It's just too far from Tokyo. When people say they're "going to Chiba," it's really only ever as far as Funabashi or Makuhari.
    21AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:29
    Re: #16
    Right? Once you get out to Chiba Station itself, it feels less like greater Tokyo and more like some regional prefectural capital.
    20AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:29
    The only places in Japan without a single Shinkansen station are Shikoku and Chiba.
    146AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:53
    Re: #20
    Fake news. ("嘘松" — slang for an obviously made-up story) Don't forget Mie, Nara, Wakayama, Tottori, and Shimane too.
    58AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:36
    It just feels too tidied-up somehow. You don't get any sense of the area's history.
    94AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:43
    Re: #58
    Chiba is just terrible at self-promotion — it's a place with deep ties to the Buddhist saint Shinran, but almost nobody knows that. It also has countless Sengoku-era battle sites and Jomon-period ruins, and even unearthed one of the oldest boats in the world, some 7,000 years old. It's got plenty of history, it just never gets marketed.
    156AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:55
    Re: #58
    Actually, today's Chiba Station only came into being after a relocation in the late 1950s/early '60s. Before that, Chiba Station was where Higashi-Chiba Station is now.
    79AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:40
    If you're born in the Tokyo-facing northwest part of Chiba, there's not a single reason to ever go to Chiba Station. Plenty of people there have never once set foot in it.
    89AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:42
    Re: #79
    Well, residential paperwork gets handled at the city office, so there's no need to go to the prefectural government building.
    114AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:46
    Re: #79
    I lived in Ichikawa for about 10 years, and the only reason I ever went toward Chiba was the driver's license center.
    129AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:49
    Re: #79
    You can get everything done around Funabashi or Kashiwa. If you're going that far anyway, it's honestly easier to just head into Tokyo instead of Chiba.
    121AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:47
    That said, if you moved the prefectural-capital functions over to the Tokatsu area too, the traffic gridlock would get even worse.
    154AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:55
    Re: #121
    Why are the roads in Chiba so terrible anyway? Compared to Kanagawa or Saitama there are way fewer wide roads, and it's way too congested.
    174AnonymousSep 21, 2026 09:00
    Re: #154
    The attack on the chairman of the Chiba Prefecture Land Expropriation Committee. Thanks to that, road construction basically stalled for decades.
    176AnonymousSep 21, 2026 09:00
    Re: #154
    Because of the Narita Airport conflict, the head of the land expropriation committee was attacked, and after that proper road development pretty much only happened on reclaimed land or way out in the boonies.
    132AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:50
    Yokohama I get, but isn't Omiya kind of lame??
    137AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:51
    Re: #132
    Yeah, it's lame. All it's got is the Railway Museum and Hikawa Shrine.
    143AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:52
    Re: #132
    It was originally just a city of 400,000. If you want a fair comparison, it's Yokohama vs. Kobe, and Omiya vs. Utsunomiya.
    144AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:53
    Omiya's station building is huge, but once you step outside, the downtown area is only about the size you'd expect from a city of 500,000. It's nowhere near what you'd expect from a 1.3-million-person city. Yokohama's downtown is obviously massive, and even Chiba's stretches out for about a kilometer. Omiya's downtown ends after just 500 meters or so.
    152AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:54
    Re: #144
    Like others have said, it used to be its own city called "Omiya City" with a population of around 500,000, so naturally the downtown is scaled to that.
    194AnonymousSep 21, 2026 09:03
    Re: #144
    From Omiya you can reach Tokyo or Shinjuku in 30 minutes. It's so close to central Tokyo that its own downtown never needed to develop much. Chiba, on the other hand, takes over an hour to reach Shinjuku or Shibuya.
    170AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:59
    If Omiya City had a downtown scaled to 500,000 people, then Urawa City had 550,000 people but a downtown scaled more like 200,000.
    184AnonymousSep 21, 2026 09:01
    Re: #170
    Urawa is still kind of lame today, but back when it was its own city, it was embarrassingly lame. Honestly, the area in front of Iwatsuki Station looked livelier back then, with that big Watts building right there. This was around 2000 or so.
    187AnonymousSep 21, 2026 09:02
    Re: #170
    Omiya on its own has a downtown on the level of Shizuoka or Okayama — just barely designated-city tier. Urawa is less "prefectural capital" and more in the category of an upscale bedroom town, like Ashiya or Kunitachi.
    196AnonymousSep 21, 2026 09:04
    Omiya has its rivalry with Urawa. Yokohama has its internal neighborhood hierarchy. Chiba's problem is it just doesn't have that competitive spirit.
    211AnonymousSep 21, 2026 09:05
    Re: #196
    Is Funabashi supposed to be Chiba's second city?
    244AnonymousSep 21, 2026 09:12
    Re: #196
    There's also the Tachikawa vs. Hachioji rivalry for "champion of Tama."
    213AnonymousSep 21, 2026 09:06
    Omiya is more the type where everything's contained inside the station itself. Step outside and it's a trashy-looking townscape.
    232AnonymousSep 21, 2026 09:10
    Re: #213
    It's only the east exit that's trashy.
    234AnonymousSep 21, 2026 09:11
    Re: #213
    Omiya's west exit has been fairly well redeveloped, but the east exit is still a chaotic mix. Honestly, I hope it keeps that slightly seedy edge. I was disappointed by how boring Ueno's become.

    Background and Talking Points

    Omiya Station draws heavy transfer traffic as a junction for the Tohoku, Joetsu, and Hokuriku Shinkansen lines, yet the downtown area in front of the station remains sized to the old Omiya City (roughly 500,000 people before its merger). Yokohama Station, by contrast, sits at the commercial heart of Yokohama City, population 3.77 million, with dense retail development. Chiba Station represents Chiba City (population roughly 980,000), but posters repeatedly pointed out that so-called “Tokyo-commuting Chiba residents” in the prefecture’s northwest can handle their errands in central Tokyo or in Funabashi and Kashiwa, meaning they structurally have little occasion to visit Chiba Station itself. Chiba also shares with Shikoku’s four prefectures the distinction of having no Shinkansen line at all, leaving it without the advantage of being a hub on the high-speed rail network. Some also brought up the attack on the chairman of the prefectural land expropriation committee tied to the Narita Airport conflict as a factor behind the prefecture’s stalled trunk-road development — a story often cited when discussing Chiba’s roads, though the article itself doesn’t cite primary sources to back it up. Rather than the size of the station itself, the thread’s central argument was that Chiba’s “underwhelming” feeling comes down to a difference in its role as a hub within the wider metropolitan network.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5channel (News Express+) thread “Why Does Chiba Station Feel “Underwhelming”? The Decisive Gap With Yokohama and Omiya Stations.”

  • Another Mishap at the Aichi Asian Games: Stadium Lights Fail During Team Korea’s Pre-Game Practice — 5ch: ‘I Can’t Feel Safe’

    At the Asian Games currently underway in Aichi/Nagoya, the stadium lights at Okazaki Chuo Sogo Park Baseball Stadium — the venue for Team Korea’s baseball games — malfunctioned on the night of the 20th during a pre-game practice, leaving only half the lights working. This came just a day after the organizing committee failed to tell Team Korea on the 19th where their official practice would be held, forcing the team to scramble and arrange an indoor practice facility on its own. South Korean outlet OSEN criticized the situation, saying, “Because problems keep piling up from the tournament’s shoddy management, even a minor, unexpected glitch puts everyone on edge.” On 5ch, opinions split: some pointed out that facility operations are outsourced to a foreign company and argued “Japan isn’t entirely to blame,” while others countered that whoever placed the order still bears responsibility for oversight.

    At the trouble-plagued Aichi/Nagoya Asian Games, another incident occurred on the 20th: the stadium lights malfunctioned during Team Korea’s baseball pre-game practice at the game venue, leaving only half the lights lit. Team Korea had already run into trouble on the 19th, when the organizing committee failed to tell them where their official practice would be held, forcing the team to simultaneously scramble to arrange an indoor practice facility. South Korean outlet OSEN criticized the situation, saying, “Because problems keep happening day after day due to the tournament’s shoddy management, even a minor, unexpected glitch puts everyone on edge.”

    Trouble has struck the Asian Games yet again. South Korean outlet OSEN reported that “the lights broke down during Team Korea’s final practice at the Asian Games baseball stadium, which has been drawing daily criticism over its shoddy management.” Team Korea, set to open their tournament against Taiwan today on the 21st, held their pre-game practice on the 20th at Okazaki Chuo Sogo Park Baseball Stadium, the venue for the actual games — only for the stadium lights to malfunction, leaving just half of them lit.

    That day, the organizing committee had assigned Team Korea a 4 p.m. practice slot. Thailand and Hong Kong, in the same group as Korea, finished their practices in the morning, with Korea scheduled for 4 p.m. and Taiwan’s final practice set for 6 p.m. Team Korea used their full two hours, running through batting, fielding, and baserunning drills across the board. They prepared for the Taiwan game by carefully checking everything that could potentially cause problems — from how the ball bounces on the infield to the outfield fence, the mound, and the batter’s box. Around 4:50 p.m., as the sun set under cloudy skies, the stadium lights came on. But only the right-field and first-base-side lights lit up; the left-field and third-base-side lights stayed dark.

    Source: ronspo.com / Original article here

    5AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:36
    What's really scary is that TV news isn't reporting any of these repeated screw-ups at all.
    8AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:38
    Wait, they're even playing baseball at this tournament?
    10AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:39
    Re: #8
    Unlike the WBC, this is a tournament Korea actually takes seriously.
    27AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:46
    Re: #10
    Taiwan's got military-service exemptions riding on this too, so they come at baseball dead serious.
    38AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:51
    Re: #10
    Gold [medal] = exemption from military service (the system Korean athletes are chasing).
    9AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:39
    Looked into it and apparently the company running operations is French. Is Japan really as much to blame as people are saying?
    16AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:43
    Re: #9
    And what country is the person who handed operations off to a French company from? A country where it's normal to just dump everything on a subcontractor and then act like it's none of your business afterward is pretty scary too.
    25AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:45
    Re: #9
    If the exact same thing happened in Korea instead of Japan, are you confident you wouldn't be bashing Korea for it?
    54AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:58
    Re: #9
    Way too quick to blame someone else.
    12AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:41
    So is Takashi to blame? (a jokey nickname riffing on PM Takaichi Sanae's name)
    30AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:48
    Re: #12
    No, it's Omura's fault. (Hideaki Omura, Governor of Aichi Prefecture)
    14AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:42
    Between soaring material costs and labor shortages, construction and redevelopment projects are stalled everywhere. That's just how hopeless Japan is right now — there's no room left to be hosting amateur sports events.
    17AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:43
    Who's actually in charge of this tournament?
    Governor Omura? PM Takaichi?
    18AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:44
    It's because they blew a ton of money on a ridiculously lavish opening ceremony. Classic most-embarrassing pattern — all show on the surface, nothing underneath.
    21AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:44
    Re: #1
    Greedy companies skimming their cut at every layer — that's the root of all this evil.
    26AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:46
    Re: #1
    The photo in the source is wrong. That's the multipurpose field.
    https://okazaki-kanko.jp/chuo-sogo-park/guide/166
    There's not even a light tower there — you could only play backyard ball on that lol. The actual baseball stadium is here:
    https://www.aichi-nagoya2026.org/ja/venue/okazaki-chuo-sogo-park-baseball-stadium/
    29AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:48
    Re: #26
    Apparently it seats 20,000, so from a soccer fan's perspective that actually sounds pretty fancy.
    28AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:47
    Never thought Japan would run an international tournament this badly… It really is a declining nation at this point.
    33AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:49
    With everyone skimming their cut along the way, there's barely a sparrow's tear left for the people actually doing the work on the ground — no wonder it's a mess.
    35AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:50
    Since it's causing trouble for other countries, Japan should never bid to host another international event again. It's just a frog in a well with no real ability to back it up.

    The public isn't just getting their taxes skimmed — we're the ones left embarrassed too. It's genuinely a nuisance for us citizens.
    40AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:52
    At this point it's hard to believe this is all just coincidence.
    41AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:53
    With this kind of shoddy performance, there's no way this place can become a secondary capital.
    45AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:54
    Japan's really started to feel like a poor country now……

    Infrastructure's falling apart.
    48AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:54
    There was that soccer incident too, and now basketball and baseball — is it really a coincidence that trouble keeps hitting exactly the events where medals are on the line?
    52AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:58
    This is well past the point where someone in an actual position of responsibility needs to step out and issue a public apology.

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    Reports of trouble surrounding venue operations at the Aichi/Nagoya 2026 Asian Games have piled up ever since the opening, and this latest stadium-light malfunction is an extension of that pattern. On the thread, opinions clashed: some defended the situation by noting that facility management and operations were outsourced to a foreign (French) company, arguing “Japan isn’t entirely to blame,” while others held that the organizing committee, as the client that placed the order, bears the ultimate responsibility for oversight. The original article notes that Team Korea had to share limited practice time with Thailand, Hong Kong, and Taiwan — teams in the same group — and that just a day earlier, on the 19th, the organizing committee had failed to tell the team where their official practice would be held, forcing them to scramble and arrange an indoor facility themselves. Against that backdrop, Korean observers see this latest lighting failure not as an isolated equipment glitch, but as one more symptom of operational problems that have dogged the tournament’s management since it opened.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (Geinou/Sports Breaking News+) thread “Another Mishap at the Aichi/Nagoya Asian Games: Stadium Lights Fail During Team Korea’s Pre-Game Official Practice — ‘Shoddy Tournament Management. I Can’t Feel Safe’.”

  • Sony’s ‘Wolverine’ Hit With AI-Generated Art Suspicions Over a Warped Bathroom Sign

    The PS5 action game Marvel’s Wolverine had already been a hot topic before and after launch over its 77 Metascore, overly linear story, and long list of bugs — and now a fresh controversy has erupted after players noticed a bizarrely warped restroom pictogram inside the game, fueling suspicion that generative AI was used to make it. On 5ch’s Hardware & Industry (Geha) board, posters argued it’s a design no human would ever produce, while others questioned Sony’s official line that it was simply a “texture mapping error.” The debate widened further as users pointed to another odd detail: the tears in Wolverine’s costume look more like cardboard than actual fabric.

    1AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:29
    The bathroom sign turned into some unidentifiable symbol and the AI suspicions are going massively viral lolol
    2AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:29
    lmao
    This game truly never runs out of things to talk about
    9AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:33
    Re: #2
    "Talked about" — but only ever for bad reasons
    3AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:30
    Yeah, this is definitely AI work
    No human would ever come up with a design like this
    4AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:30
    Re: #1
    Rough, they sank 50 billion yen into development for this

    They should've cut these guys before cutting Kojima Productions😡
    5AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:31
    The 'good' rating percentage on this is hilariously high lol
    Wait, does this game actually not get hated?😄
    97AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:26
    Re: #5
    We're at the point where no matter what 'No Disc' or Kojima do, Sony gets blamed for everything now
    6AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:31
    This might actually become a legendary game
    It's already surpassed FF16
    109AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:34
    Re: #6
    FF16 was bland in both a good and a bad way, so…
    7AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:32
    It's completely misshapen, lmao
    This really does scream AI
    12AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:34
    It's not even getting enough attention anymore to blow up into a real scandal
    18AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:37
    Re: #12
    Nah, Western fans are giving it a ton of attention (as a meme/toy)
    21AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:38
    However you slice it, that's not a design a human would make…
    22AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:39
    Wolverine, what exactly did you spend that massive budget on (´・ω・`)
    23AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:39
    Maybe it's a restroom reserved exclusively for mutants
    24AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:40
    They flushed 50 billion yen down the drain for this — Kojima Productions fans have every right to be furious🤬
    26AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:40
    I'm no anti-AI zealot, I'm not saying don't use it at all
    but come on, at least run a basic quality check…
    29AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:40
    Re: #26
    Had the AI test it and it said no issues, so it's all good!
    28AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:40
    They're calling it a "texture mapping mistake"
    but people have already shown that even an honest mistake wouldn't look like this lol
    32AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:41
    Re: #28
    Maybe for a huge texture, but a tiny one like this shouldn't warp like that
    it's literally just slapping on one flat image
    35AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:44
    Maybe we're witnessing the birth of a legendary game right now

    feels like this'll be talked about as an all-time bad game for decades
    36AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:44
    Re: #35
    Question is whether it can reach Concord-tier legendary status (Sony's infamous 2024 shooter pulled just weeks after launch)
    37AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:45
    A bathroom sign isn't exactly labor-intensive work — why would they specifically cut corners on this of all things?
    43AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:46
    Re: #37
    It's probably not that they singled out the bathroom sign for AI — they likely made almost everything with generative AI and just happened to miss that this one came out broken
    40AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:46
    Official statement
    45AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:47
    Re: #40
    We're way past the 'will they patch it or not' stage at this point, as always
    52AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:49
    Re: #40
    I don't even understand the excuse — if the UV map for a texture pasted on a flat surface came out wrong, doesn't that mean the UV map itself was made by AI?
    61AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:55
    Re: #40
    What kind of bug even produces something that looks like this lol
    51AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:49
    If anything, isn't this cursed little abomination of a game a direct result of relying on AI?

    That 'fart rail' idea (the game's much-mocked traversal gimmick) really does feel AI-generated🥺
    53AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:50
    Re: #51
    Exactly
    I don't think a human mind could come up with an idea that mocks humanity that hard
    63AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:56
    They used AI for just one measly bathroom sign? Are you serious…
    67AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:59
    Re: #63
    Can't be helped, they've laid off so many people there's barely any staff left
    78AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:12
    A bathroom pictogram would be faster to just draw by hand — that's not something you generate. Even I could knock one out in 5 minutes
    81AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:13
    Re: #78
    It's probably not that they went out of their way to use AI just for the bathroom sign — they made everything with AI and the bathroom one just happened to be the one broken enough to get caught

    Is there something wrong with their judgment…?🤔
    99AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:27
    More than the bathroom sign, what really bugs me is how unnatural the tears in Wolverine's costume look
    Is that thing made of paper?
    106AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:33
    Re: #99
    Yeah, it really does look like cardboard lol
    Real fabric tears along the weave, pulled vertically and horizontally with the grain

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    Using generative AI to produce assets like textures and icons has been spreading across the game industry year after year, and while it cuts costs, quality checks are increasingly failing to keep pace, leading to more cases where unnatural results slip through and surface publicly. In this case, opinion split over Sony’s official explanation of a “texture mapping error”: some argued the distortion doesn’t match how an ordinary bug would typically behave, while others suspected an unchecked AI-generated asset had simply slipped through instead. Note that the “50 billion yen” development-cost figure repeated throughout the thread is an exaggeration used by posters, not an officially confirmed amount. Criticism of the game’s Metascore and overly linear progression predates this AI controversy, and the current uproar is best understood as an extension of that earlier backlash.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware & Industry / Geha) thread “[Sad News] Sony’s Wolverine Blows Up Over Generative AI Use Suspicions🔥“.

  • 13 Years on iPhone, He Switched — 5ch: “Even iPhones Got Cheap-Looking”

    A poster who says they used an iPhone for 13 years straight reported switching to the Galaxy S26 Ultra, sparking a wave of reactions on the “Anything Goes” live board (5ch).

    In the thread, some argued that “Android just looks cheap,” while others said their opinion of iPhone had shifted too, now that the body went aluminum starting with the 17 Pro and started feeling “cheap.” Beyond that, opinions split over finer differences between the two OSes — things like how usable Android’s “back button” is, the poor resale value of high-end Android phones, and differing impressions of “sluggishness” in performance.

    1AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:21
    iPhone 5s → iPhone 7 → iPhone X → iPhone 12 → Galaxy S26 Ultra
    Damn, it's crazy smooth lol
    The right-swipe-to-go-back thing was annoying until I got used to it though
    5AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:23
    I get it. But Android looks lame, so I wish you could just install Android OS on an iPhone.
    8AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:25
    Re: #5
    That idea went out the window once the iPhone 17 Pro switched to cheap-looking aluminum.
    Honestly I like the Pixel Pro better now.
    9AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:26
    Re: #7
    If you just swapped the OS, you wouldn't get the oversized icons and stuff…
    31AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:42
    Re: #9
    The OS covers the icons too, and the design's lame.
    10AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:27
    I know there's no demand for it, but I want the iPhone mini to come back. Heck, I'd even take a successor to the Rakuten Mini.
    20AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:33
    Re: #10
    Probably impossible because of the battery.
    13AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:27
    If someone could just fix how badly high-end Android ("droid," 5ch slang for Android) phones tank in resale value, I honestly don't think there'd be any real downside left.
    18AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:31
    Re: #13
    Do you even care about resale? I keep using my old phone as a backup after upgrading, so I've never worried about it.
    34AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:43
    Re: #13
    So that means a used 25 Ultra is a good deal, huh.
    16AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:29
    Didn't know iPhone users had that kind of adaptability in them 😳
    19AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:32
    Re: #16
    Once I realized how much you could do with it and started wanting to tinker, it got fun — glad I switched.
    41AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:47
    Seeing 100,000 yen treated like a huge amount of money really makes you feel the times have changed.
    44AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:52
    Re: #41
    X
    Phone
    LINE
    Camera
    ChMate (a 5ch browser app)
    YouTube
    Instagram
    Google Search
    Google Maps
    Do you really need to drop 100,000 yen just to kill time?
    47AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:55
    I'm on the fence about getting the S26 Ultra myself.
    48AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:56
    Re: #47
    You don't really need the privacy display, so I think the S25 Ultra would do just fine.
    49AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:58
    I used to be really particular about using Android, but I don't have the energy anymore to fiddle with all those little settings. For long-term use, something like iPhone is just the right amount of hassle.
    51AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:59
    Re: #49
    Once you get used to Android, not having a back button while typing text is unbearable. Makes me wonder how I ever used an iPhone.
    50AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:58
    It's heavy and huge. I keep it around just in case, but iPhone 📱 is what I actually use day to day. The comfort level's just different.
    54AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:00
    Re: #50
    Comfort????
    55AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:02
    NFC works way better on iPhone. Android throws errors constantly, it's garbage.
    59AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:05
    Re: #55
    Apparently that's an Android (Google) issue. I've never had it error out on me though.
    75AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:18
    It's ridiculous that something as pointless as a back button even exists.
    78AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:19
    Re: #75
    Why does it even have a 'back' button in the first place?
    80AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:20
    Re: #75
    Seriously. On iOS you just intuitively swipe left to right — why does Android even need that thing?
    82AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:21
    Re: #75
    Pretty sure you can hide it in the settings.
    79AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:19
    I bet OP just got too broke to afford an iPhone anymore.
    87AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:26
    Re: #79
    Uh, it's actually more expensive than an iPhone though.
    88AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:27
    Re: #79
    A poor person couldn't afford an S26 Ultra anyway.
    89AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:28
    With Android there's this split-second lag when you tap. You think the tap failed, and then it suddenly snaps into action like it's trying to catch up. That lag drives me nuts. It's as annoying as the car in front of you that doesn't move the instant the light turns green, then floors it once it finally gets going.
    92AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:30
    Re: #89
    That's just a junk phone with too little RAM.
    100AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:34
    Re: #89
    That's a budget Android in a price range iPhone doesn't even sell in 🥺

    An Android at a comparable price doesn't have that problem 😁
    103AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:35
    Re: #89
    Sounds like you're comparing it to some 4GB-RAM junk phone.
    96AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:33
    Android's bad with girls, so I'm not switching.
    101AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:34
    Re: #96
    Honestly, worrying about how your phone plays with girls is the least attractive thing you could do.
    108AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:37
    Re: #96
    If you're scared of getting asked 'why not just get an iPhone,' that screams insecurity in general, way before we even get to how girls see you.

    Background and Talking Points

    Comparing iPhone and Android (especially Galaxy) is a recurring staple topic on 5ch, and this time too opinions split along three lines: design, UI operation, and resale value. The “back button” in particular is a holdover from Android’s original UI philosophy, and even after bottom-of-screen gesture navigation became standard, it still lingers on some devices — which tends to feel jarring to people used to iPhone’s swipe gestures. There’s also a common view that high-end Android models get replaced quickly by new releases and lose value fast on the used market, while iPhones are said to hold their resale price better thanks to strong secondhand demand — that’s the backdrop for the thread’s back-and-forth over “resale.” It’s worth noting that the complaints about “sluggish” performance largely come down to differences in RAM capacity between devices, and are a common misconception — it’s more a quirk of budget models than a problem with Android as a whole. The thread never reached a clear verdict on which is better; it landed closer to “depends how you use it.”

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Anything Goes Live board) thread “[Breaking] Me, 13 Years on iPhone, Buys an Android Phone.”

  • Kubo and Sato Both Benched the Whole Match as La Liga Round Wraps Up — Both Off to Join Japan Squad

    In the Valencia vs. Real Sociedad clash, both Take Kubo (Sociedad) and Ryuji Sato (Valencia) — Japanese internationals playing in Spain’s top flight — started on the bench and never got off it. Sociedad won a wild 3-2 shootout. With this being the last league match before the international break, both players missed out entirely: Kubo has now started on the bench for four straight official matches, Sato for two in a row. On 5ch, posters debated whether the slide down the pecking order comes down to tactics, physical condition, or mentality, and compared the pair to Kang-in Lee, who’s been in fine form over the same stretch.

    [Sept. 20 — La Liga Matchday 7: Valencia 2-3 Real Sociedad]

    La Liga’s Matchday 7 fixtures were played around the country on the 20th, including a meeting between Real Sociedad, home of midfielder Take Kubo, and Valencia, home of midfielder Ryuji Sato. Both Kubo and Sato started on the bench, and incredibly, neither one got a single minute. Both now head into Japan national team duty on a sharp downward slide in club status. The match itself was a fierce, high-scoring affair, with Sociedad winning 3-2.

    It was the last league match before the international break. Both players, named to Japan’s squad for the September/October window, had been getting minutes early in the season, but have since lost their starting spots — Kubo has now started from the bench in four straight official matches, Sato in two.

    Source: web.gekisaka.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:31
    Same old pattern with "Sugar" too (a pun on Sato's name — 砂糖/"sugar" is read the same as Sato) — all hype at first, then nothing.
    3AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:31
    Where'd Kyutaro go?
    He just vanished, huh.
    4AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:32
    The team's better off without Kubo.
    Sato's minutes are drying up too, which is bad for his development — done.
    5AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:33
    Kubo's fallen off, huh~
    Nakai's time now.
    10AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:36
    He'd be better off going back to be king of the J.League.
    17AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:38
    Re: #10
    He never had much of a scoring touch to begin with — even in the J.League he was just a sideline trickster who'd beat one man and stop there. Don't think that's changed much.
    64AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:55
    Re: #10
    He couldn't even manage that.
    Outside the top two clubs, La Liga isn't that different from the J.League anyway.
    11AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:36
    A lot of national team players are scared of the Sano brothers.
    12AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:36
    The Kubo faithful ("Kubo-shin"): "Take was smiling on the bench, so it's not really a demotion."
    13AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:36
    Atletico start Lee Kang-in for the 7th straight match
    Lee Kang-in drives Atletico's attack and sets up the second goal, Atletico win
    Atletico 2-1 Real Madrid
    https://x.com/BibimBallers/status/2101701245874393557
    22AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:40
    Re: #13
    Lee Kang-in started in the derby and beat Real Madrid,
    while Kubo didn't even leave the Sociedad bench…
    Proof once again that Sociedad are stronger without Kubo — brutal result for the Kubo faithful…
    14AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:36
    But isn't he supposed to be the face of the national team?
    Funny how he gets called up for Japan while he can't even get off the bench for his club.
    15AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:36
    Same as Ohtani —
    the team's stronger without him,
    and the results back it up, so there's no arguing it now.
    19AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:39
    Can't speak for Sato, but if Kubo were really sliding down the order he'd probably have transferred by now, so who knows.
    It almost feels like the club is building its system around him eventually leaving, using him while they still have him.
    Doubt they'll keep that up for a whole year, though — maybe a winter move?
    Contrary to the impression you get from the article, they've actually looked shaky even against weak clubs.
    20AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:39
    There's just no fixing that physique.
    Anyone could tell he had no room to grow back in his teens.
    Figured he'd be completely unusable by his mid-20s.
    21AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:40
    Is it mental, or lingering effects from the injury he picked up at the World Cup?
    His play's definitely lost its edge.
    23AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:40
    Meanwhile Lee Kang-in was putting on a show in the Madrid derby.
    Still holding out hope Sato can turn it around.
    24AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:40
    Sato just doesn't have the physicality — he's not cutting it at all.
    30AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:43
    Re: #24
    Then how do you explain him dominating in preseason?
    25AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:41
    Forget that, apparently Tomiyasu's injured again.
    26AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:41
    Slapping labels like "Japan's Messi" or "the Japanese Curry" (as in Steph Curry) on someone never ends well.
    27AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:41
    These guys are hopeless.
    La Liga's just a graveyard for Japanese players.
    28AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:42
    If he were riding the bench at PSG like Kang-in, at least that'd look respectable.
    But while Kang-in — once called his rival — was quietly starting and winning the Madrid derby, Kubo was…
    How did the gap get this big?
    29AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:42
    Both of them are pretty short too.
    Sato especially needed to score early and make his case while he still had playing time.
    31AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:44
    Kubo needs to build up his core way more, like Okazaki did when he overhauled his body in his late 20s.
    As he is now, he's on track to be nothing more than a slightly more sociable Usami.
    40AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:47
    Kubo's dribbling and ball control really do hold up in La Liga, no question.
    But that alone never seems to translate into a string of goals or beating two defenders to finish it off — that part's just missing.
    45AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:49
    Re: #40
    Doesn't mean much being good far from goal.
    47AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:50
    Re: #40
    Sure, with a favorable setup or support from teammates, fine — but blowing past two defenders sitting deep from a standing start takes a Messi, nobody else can do that.


    Anyway, there might be a Tottenham move in the winter.
    52AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:52
    Re: #39
    That's the "conductor" guy, right?
    70AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:58
    Re: #52
    Kagawa's old fanboys switched over to being Kubo fanboys.
    The torch gets passed right here.
    54AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:52
    Kang-in started against Real and helped take them down.
    63AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:55
    Re: #54
    Beat Valverde, you mean.
    72AnonymousSep 21, 2026 07:59
    This from the last match had me cracking up
    — Oskarsson's wide open, but instead of passing he goes for a solo dribble ("onadori" — hogging the ball instead of passing) → gets tangled up and loses it → appeals for a foul → Oskarsson loses it
    https://imgur.com/dKjkl5s
    73AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:01
    Re: #72
    He's been nothing but a hindrance since his national team days.
    Team's stronger without him.
    88AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:07
    The "wonder kid" title belongs to Mitsuidera now.
    We'll be riding high on Mitsuidera hype ("hol-hol," basking in smug pride) for the next five years.
    91AnonymousSep 21, 2026 08:09
    Re: #88
    What about the FC Tokyo kid?
    Forget his name, but he debuted at like 15, right?

    Background and Key Points of the Discussion

    Both Kubo and Sato had been getting playing time early in the season but have since lost their starting spots. The comparison that came up again and again in the thread was Kang-in Lee, once described as Kubo’s rival, whose start (and win) against Real Madrid in the Madrid derby was repeatedly held up as a contrast. That said, club playing time and national team call-ups are separate matters — being left out of the matchday squad doesn’t necessarily rule out a national team selection. The thread was split between the view that “the team is better off without him” and the view that “things could change with a winter transfer,” with opinions divided over whether the cause lies in physical condition, tactics, or mentality. A few names of up-and-coming young players came up as well, though the thread alone doesn’t offer enough detail to confirm their track records.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Geisports Sokuhou+) thread “[Soccer] Kubo vs. Sato: Shocking No-Show for Both in Japan-vs-Japan Showdown — Both Head to Japan Squad Amid Plummeting Club Status.”

  • Shizuoka Man in His 80s Loses ¥11 Million to SNS ‘Girlfriend’ — 5ch: ‘Guy’s Loaded’

    A local TV report has revealed that a man in his 80s living in Shizuoka City was defrauded of roughly ¥11 million by someone posing as a woman he met on social media. He apparently kept sending money after believing lines like “I want to see you, darling, I want to go on a date,” making him the latest victim of a so-called SNS romance scam. The report drew a wide range of reactions on 5ch, from astonishment that an 80-year-old could have that much cash on hand, to exasperation at how elaborate the scam was, to sympathetic comments admitting “this could happen to me too.”

    “I Want to See You, Darling, I Want to Go on a Date” — Man in His 80s Defrauded of ¥11 Million by Someone Posing as a Woman He Met on SNS [SNS Romance Scam], Shizuoka City – LOOK Shizuoka Asahi TV

    Sunday, September 20, 2026, 17:06

    A man in his 80s living in Shizuoka City was defrauded of roughly ¥11 million in cash by someone posing as a woman he met on social media.

    Source: look.satv.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 21, 2026 01:24
    An 80-year-old with ¥10 million to spare — guy's loaded.
    7AnonymousSep 21, 2026 01:27
    Wire-transfer scams are so common now that banks like S Bank have ramped up monitoring — apparently they get super pushy even when it's your own money you're withdrawing.
    8AnonymousSep 21, 2026 01:28
    Don't go fuga-fuga mumbling like that~
    You're always puru-puru trembling~
    Just take out those dentures already~ (a parody of the lyrics to Lum's Love Song, the Urusei Yatsura ending theme)
    46AnonymousSep 21, 2026 01:43
    Re: #8
    Money above all else, I love you x3 (mwah~), I love you x3 (mwah~)
    The scammers (the 'suspects') squirm across the net (another line from the same Lum's Love Song parody)
    11AnonymousSep 21, 2026 01:31
    Could be Hitomi Yaida.
    19AnonymousSep 21, 2026 01:34
    Re: #11 "Darling, not enough" (a pun on Yaida's song title 'Darling')
    16AnonymousSep 21, 2026 01:33
    Re: #1
    I easily played that back in my head in Fumi Hirano's voice (the voice actress for Lum)
    17AnonymousSep 21, 2026 01:33
    Guess he's from the Lum generation?
    29AnonymousSep 21, 2026 01:36
    Re: #17
    It started serialization 48 years ago, in 1978
    so this old guy would've been in his 30s back then
    yeah, he'd know it alright.
    21AnonymousSep 21, 2026 01:34
    If he were in his 40s or 50s, fine, but at 80 it can't be helped.
    When you get old, your brain seriously degrades to the point you're basically a different person.
    81AnonymousSep 21, 2026 02:03
    Re: #21
    Exactly.
    None of us know if we'll end up going our whole lives without a girlfriend either, so we could get suckered by this kind of scam too.
    The scariest people are the ones who call the victims idiots.
    22AnonymousSep 21, 2026 01:34
    Most stories like this look either staged or like tax evasion. Whatever he 'handed over' or 'sent' probably just went to his kids or acquaintances.
    Even if he dies with ¥101 million, just ¥1 million is enough to cover a funeral and wrap things up — no problem at all. And whoever pocketed the rest will just spend it, so it even stimulates the economy.
    23AnonymousSep 21, 2026 01:35
    Taking money from someone who clearly has plenty is easy and efficient, I guess.
    24AnonymousSep 21, 2026 01:35
    Re: #1
    Go listen to the Misfits' "Die, Die My Darling" (a punk song with a fitting title)
    36AnonymousSep 21, 2026 01:40
    Re: #1
    That's an investment scam lol
    not a romance scam lololol
    37AnonymousSep 21, 2026 01:40
    Apparently in the West, it's the men who call women 'darling.'
    38AnonymousSep 21, 2026 01:41
    Well, old man, that was a good lesson.
    Life's a lesson no matter how old you get lol
    41AnonymousSep 21, 2026 01:42
    "Darling" lololololol the scammer's probably some middle-aged dude lololol my sides hurt lolololol
    43AnonymousSep 21, 2026 01:42
    "Ohh Mr. President, you're such a naughty one~" wwwwww (a classic hostess-bar catchphrase)
    44AnonymousSep 21, 2026 01:42
    Well, at least he had a nice dream before the end.
    50AnonymousSep 21, 2026 01:44
    Re: #44
    He might not even remember the dream.
    51AnonymousSep 21, 2026 01:44
    If my wife died before me, I bet I'd fall for this too.
    54AnonymousSep 21, 2026 01:46
    Re: #51
    "I wanna see youuu, daaarling♥"
    53AnonymousSep 21, 2026 01:45
    Re: #42
    "Datcha" is actually Sendai dialect.
    A cute girl from Sendai once said "…datcha" to me and I thought I'd met a real-life Lum.
    85AnonymousSep 21, 2026 02:11
    Re: #53
    "…shite kero" is Sendai dialect too.
    Sounds like a frog (kero = croak), kinda cute lol
    72AnonymousSep 21, 2026 01:54
    I demand the full chat log be released.
    95AnonymousSep 21, 2026 02:19
    Re: #72
    I could pay up to ¥1,000 for that.
    86AnonymousSep 21, 2026 02:13
    So the scam pocketed it all and now he's broke? (slang: 'pokke nai-nai' = making money vanish into your pocket)
    93AnonymousSep 21, 2026 02:19
    Re: #86
    (;゚Д゚) He's obviously well-off —
    you can't hand over money you don't have.
    118AnonymousSep 21, 2026 02:49
    Anyone who hands money to organized crime is an offender too.
    Don't go acting like a victim.
    127AnonymousSep 21, 2026 02:59
    Re: #118
    Well, if he was being blackmailed, I could still feel some sympathy.
    178AnonymousSep 21, 2026 05:01
    Ah, it's Respect for the Aged Day, isn't it (lol) (a Japanese holiday honoring the elderly, observed around this time of year)

    Background and Key Points of Debate

    SNS romance scams typically work by building trust through repeated messaging with a stranger, then using talk of investments or personal circumstances as a pretext to solicit money — the elderly are said to be especially frequent targets. Opinions in the thread split between those who saw the large sum sent as proof the victim “must be wealthy,” and those who framed it as a case of someone whose “cognitive decline was exploited,” though the latter is speculation not confirmed by the reporting. Some posters also took the harsh position that “anyone who hands money to organized crime is an offender too,” but the report doesn’t reveal the actual nature of the scam group or the source of the victim’s funds. One point readers may find confusing is the mix between the headline’s framing as a “romance scam” and the “investment scam” elements some posters pointed out — the original article alone isn’t enough to determine the full details of how the scam operated.

    *This article is composed of excerpts and a summary from the 5ch (News Express+) thread “‘I Want to See You, Darling, I Want to Go on a Date’ — Man in His 80s Defrauded of ¥11 Million by Someone Posing as a Woman He Met on SNS, Shizuoka City.”

  • The Bamboo Grove That Should Have Died Out — So Why Did It Come Back? 5ch: “A Tiny Fraction of the Rhizomes Survived”

    In one bamboo grove, the hachiku bamboo (Phyllostachys nigra var. henonis) began flowering in part in 2020, and by 2022 nearly every culm had flowered and died, with most of the underground rhizome network dying off as well. What’s more, not a single seed was produced after flowering. So how did this grove — seemingly cut off from any path to a new generation via seed — manage to survive instead of disappearing entirely? A 5ch thread discussing the findings reported by the original article (Gendai Business) sparked debate: some were stunned by the explanation that “a tiny fraction of the rhizomes apparently survived and are producing new culms,” while others pushed back with alternate theories like “maybe it’s just that some stalks which never flowered stuck around” or “isn’t this just normal rhizome propagation?”

    2026.09.18

    Toshihiro Yamada

    Bamboo that blooms once every 120 years, 7,000-year-old coral, jellyfish that turn back the clock…

    Source: gendai.media / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 20, 2026 18:23
    Just write the reason already
    Too much hassle to go read the article
    7AnonymousSep 20, 2026 18:50
    Re: #2
    Turns out some old guy secretly replanted it
    24AnonymousSep 20, 2026 20:32
    Re: #2
    The grove started flowering in 2020, had no flowering in 2021, then flowered again in 2022, with 81% of the whole grove blooming and dying.
    Okay, so I figured the remaining 19% would carry the grove forward — but then the next year, that remaining 19% flowered too. Even brand-new first-year shoots died.
    Alright, so since it flowered, it must reproduce by seed! I set up a net to catch however many seeds fell, but none ever came down. Turns out none were even being produced.
    So then — how exactly has this bamboo grove managed to survive? (Read the rest in the article)
    3AnonymousSep 20, 2026 18:28
    The culms before and after flowering are the same individual — hachiku bamboo is thought to have survived by repeatedly destroying its above-ground growth and regenerating from below ground each time it flowers, once every 120 years.
    12AnonymousSep 20, 2026 19:31
    Re: #3 was posted as the answer
    Then what's even the point of flowering in the first place?
    13AnonymousSep 20, 2026 19:34
    Re: #12
    Don't feed me that lie! Quit lying!
    17AnonymousSep 20, 2026 19:44
    Re: #12
    Hachiku in Japan was brought over from China, and since it's all descended from a single genetically identical clone, maybe it can't produce seed due to self-incompatibility?
    Wouldn't the ones back in China, where it originated, still be able to produce seed?

    As for why hachiku all across Japan flowers on the same cycle, it's thought to point to genetic uniformity — likely because the same stock introduced during the Nara period (710-794 CE) was propagated and distributed nationwide as a useful plant.
    4AnonymousSep 20, 2026 18:35
    Re: #3
    Don't feed me that lie! Quit lying!
    5AnonymousSep 20, 2026 18:40
    Guess this is what they mean by hachiku's unstoppable momentum (a pun on 破竹の勢い/"hachiku no ikioi," literally "the force of splitting bamboo" and idiomatically "unstoppable momentum," rewritten here as 生き老い, "living and aging," since it just keeps dying and coming back)
    6AnonymousSep 20, 2026 18:46
    It's delicious, so I forgive it
    8AnonymousSep 20, 2026 18:53
    Guess someday it could just get wiped out by disease all at once
    9AnonymousSep 20, 2026 18:57
    Re: #7
    Can we actually trust that?
    10AnonymousSep 20, 2026 19:01
    Wait, so it's not just the obvious explanation of spreading via rhizomes?
    11AnonymousSep 20, 2026 19:14
    Once it flowers, both the above-ground and underground parts die off completely
    15AnonymousSep 20, 2026 19:38
    Re: #11
    Apparently it doesn't die off completely — it keeps propagating
    14AnonymousSep 20, 2026 19:34
    Re: #12
    Probably to maintain genetic diversity
    16AnonymousSep 20, 2026 19:39
    Re: #15
    Once it flowers, it's dead for sure
    18AnonymousSep 20, 2026 19:48
    Even monocarpic perennials (plants that flower/fruit once and then die) can survive past flowering.
    Agave's the same way — even after the parent rosette dies, offshoot pups branching off the base stick around without dying
    19AnonymousSep 20, 2026 19:50
    There are actually quite a few plants that skip sexual reproduction entirely and just maintain themselves as clones
    20AnonymousSep 20, 2026 19:55
    Seems like hachiku is now classified as a variety or cultivar of black bamboo (kurochiku).
    And apparently the Chinese black bamboo does produce seeds after flowering
    38AnonymousSep 21, 2026 05:12
    Re: #20
    Sounds like the same pattern as fragrant olive (kinmokusei) or red spider lily (higanbana) — plants that are all clones in Japan and rarely if ever seed
    22AnonymousSep 20, 2026 20:03
    At the end of the day this is just an ad for the professor's book
    23AnonymousSep 20, 2026 20:12
    Humans can't regrow a whole body from just a surviving fragment, so eternal life's off the table for us.
    39AnonymousSep 21, 2026 05:14
    Re: #23
    AI: "Let's crack open the skull and implant stem cells so the brain cells can multiply"
    32AnonymousSep 21, 2026 02:50
    Thought it died once it flowered, huh?
    Surprise! Still alive over here! So… how's that feel? NDK (a sarcastic 5ch taunt abbreviation)?
    33AnonymousSep 21, 2026 03:20
    Isn't bamboo supposed to spread via rhizomes anyway?
    35AnonymousSep 21, 2026 04:35
    Re: #34
    According to the original article, every single stalk flowered and died off, and most of the rhizome network died too —
    but a tiny fraction of the rhizomes survived and are producing the next generation
    36AnonymousSep 21, 2026 04:47
    The ones that survived did so simply because they never flowered in the first place.
    40AnonymousSep 21, 2026 05:17
    To sum it up in one line: matches what I've seen with the black bamboo in my own yard.
    It's flowered a few times since around 2020 — spikes more than a year old crumble when you rub them, no seeds at all, and tiny new shoots keep popping up and surviving here and there

    Background and Key Points of the Discussion

    Hachiku bamboo in Japan is believed to descend from a single stock introduced from China during the Nara period (710-794 CE), and because individuals nationwide are genetically almost identical, it’s known for the rare phenomenon of flowering nearly simultaneously across the country on a roughly 120-year cycle. In the grove discussed here, nearly every culm flowered and died over the course of a few years starting in 2020, most of the underground portion died as well, and not a single seed was produced. The thread split over the original article’s explanation that “part of the plant survives flowering and produces smaller new culms” — some pushed back with alternative theories like “maybe it’s just that stalks which never flowered were left behind” or “isn’t this just ordinary rhizome-based propagation?” One point that trips readers up is that bamboo’s typical vegetative propagation via rhizomes is a separate phenomenon from this case’s “partial survival after flowering,” and some replies in the thread conflated the two. It’s also worth noting that in China, where black bamboo (kurochiku) originates, the plant reportedly does produce seeds after flowering — the lack of seed production unique to Japan’s hachiku is thought to be tied to its lack of genetic diversity.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Science News+) thread “Researchers Stunned Too… Despite the ‘Parent Generation Wiped Out and Zero Seeds,’ Why Hasn’t the Bamboo Grove Disappeared? The Unexpected Reason Uncovered by the Investigation.”