Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Angerme’s YouTube Premiere Steps in for Canceled Rock In Japan Set — 5ch: “That’s rare for them”

    After the September 21 show at ROCK IN JAPAN FESTIVAL 2026 was canceled, Angerme, who had been scheduled to perform, announced that the set they were set to deliver would premiere on their official YouTube channel starting at 6:25 PM instead. When it came out that the footage wasn’t a live stream but had actually been filmed the day before, fans reacted with a mix of surprise and disappointment. On 5ch’s Hello! Project board, reactions split between comments on the costumes and staging in what looked like an audience-free recording, praise for the workaround itself, and regret that it wasn’t broadcast live.

    Angerme

    @angerme_upfront

    \\❤‍🔥Premiering today at 18:25! ❤‍🔥//

    Source: x.com / Original post here

    6AnonymousSep 21, 2026 13:06
    Wait, what is this?
    Is it old footage, or an actual live stream?
    12AnonymousSep 21, 2026 13:08
    Re: #6
    Apparently they're filming it right now and uploading it.
    9AnonymousSep 21, 2026 13:07
    If you didn't buy a ticket and you're watching from home, don't you dare — that's shameless.
    This content is ours.
    Only we've earned the right to enjoy it.
    17AnonymousSep 21, 2026 13:09
    Re: #9
    If it's only Angerme fans watching, that means low numbers — and then Ise is gonna end up posting another heartfelt statement about it again.
    53AnonymousSep 21, 2026 13:36
    Re: #9
    Then don't go asking for refunds, you lot.
    10AnonymousSep 21, 2026 13:07
    Didn't know there was a show more hollow than a half-empty Rock In Japan, but here we are.
    13AnonymousSep 21, 2026 13:08
    @
    Chuo Ward, Chiba City, 8:30 AM

    If this isn't even the peak yet, then canceling the Rock In Japan show on the 21st really was the right call.
    https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2101818363332931584/vid/avc1/1280×720/taX0yRbYnaFgRotm.mp4
    15AnonymousSep 21, 2026 13:09
    Ah, since it's a "premiere," it's not even live then.
    16AnonymousSep 21, 2026 13:09
    Maybe they can't do a live stream because they don't have the confidence.
    18AnonymousSep 21, 2026 13:09
    They can't go live because Goto keeps blowing her positioning.
    19AnonymousSep 21, 2026 13:10
    Can Matsumoto Wakana actually sing "Taikibansei" (lit. "great talent, late bloom") properly?
    20AnonymousSep 21, 2026 13:10
    I figured it'd just be a bunch of MVs stitched together, but they're actually doing a no-audience live.
    22AnonymousSep 21, 2026 13:11
    You just don't get it.
    For an emergency situation like this, doing it LIVE is what matters most of all —
    even if the stream ends up glitching out.
    Go listen to Shabba Ranks.
    23AnonymousSep 21, 2026 13:11
    Ahh, this is gonna blow up.
    Gonna top Juice=Juice, lol
    25AnonymousSep 21, 2026 13:13
    Predicting tonight's Ise blog post:

    "We asked the staff if there was anything we could do for you all, and that's how this stream came together."
    27AnonymousSep 21, 2026 13:14
    Shimoitani's actually one of the taller members in Angerme, so why's she in flats? Is she avoiding heels?
    33AnonymousSep 21, 2026 13:18
    Re: #27
    Because it'd make her stand out too much.
    28AnonymousSep 21, 2026 13:15
    Ado @ado1024imokenp

    "Feels kind of embarrassing that I'm the only one playing games right now."
    29AnonymousSep 21, 2026 13:15
    This is exactly the kind of thing I wanted — though of course Peihana's not in it, lol
    30AnonymousSep 21, 2026 13:16
    Well, I guess it's also about singing at least a little to keep their form up, instead of just resting.
    40AnonymousSep 21, 2026 13:28
    So this was filmed yesterday — the hairstyle's the same as yesterday's.
    42AnonymousSep 21, 2026 13:28
    This is gonna blow up.
    You can really feel the agency's strong intent to "get this out there."
    43AnonymousSep 21, 2026 13:30
    How is this gonna blow up? Because they were so slow to act, they didn't even make it onto today's list of who's doing something.
    44AnonymousSep 21, 2026 13:30
    Wow, so this is what Goto looks like these days.
    47AnonymousSep 21, 2026 13:32
    Is that the outfit they were supposed to wear at Rock In Japan?
    After getting used to Juice=Juice's lavish costumes, this looks kind of cheap.
    48AnonymousSep 21, 2026 13:33
    Honestly, I figured they wouldn't do anything at all.
    My bad.
    50AnonymousSep 21, 2026 13:34
    It's pretty rare for Hello! Project to pull off something like this.
    51AnonymousSep 21, 2026 13:35
    I wonder if part of the reason Ise called it their 4th show yesterday is that this was filmed right after.
    54AnonymousSep 21, 2026 13:36
    The outfit in Re: #1 is the one I saw at Lucky Fes. Did they wear it elsewhere too, I wonder?
    55AnonymousSep 21, 2026 13:37
    Yeah, seriously, better than doing nothing at all.
    When Lucky Fes got canceled, Milk live-streamed like two songs that day.
    57AnonymousSep 21, 2026 13:37
    [Updated as it happens] Roundup: Alternative artist projects for the September 21 "Rock In Japan" show
    https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/4eee3937e4cd6e0113a71f2d4a9917802d049226
    58AnonymousSep 21, 2026 13:38
    A lot of fans probably had their plans to attend fall through today, so this kind of thoughtfulness is nice to see.
    59AnonymousSep 21, 2026 13:38
    That's the sort of thing the main-stage artists get to do… go pick up a shift on Timee (a Japanese gig-work app) or something.

    Background and key points

    ROCK IN JAPAN FESTIVAL is held annually at Hitachi Seaside Park in Ibaraki Prefecture and is one of Japan’s largest outdoor music festivals; its shows are sometimes canceled due to weather and other circumstances. According to a news article cited in the thread (post #57), several artists arranged alternative projects following the cancellation of the September 21 show, and Angerme’s YouTube premiere appears to be part of that effort. Opinions in the thread split mainly over whether the footage was live or pre-recorded: fans who had hoped for a same-day live broadcast were disappointed, while others praised the group for responding in some form regardless. Some speculation about individual members’ health or conduct also appeared in the thread, but since it could not be verified, it has not been included in this article.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “‘The performance scheduled for ROCK IN JAPAN FESTIVAL 2026 will premiere on Angerme’s official YouTube channel’.”

  • Why Does “Ear Hair” Sprout as You Age? 5ch Reacts: “Your Head Goes Bald, But Your Ears and Eyebrows Run Wild”

    As people reach middle age, hair on the ears, nose, and eyebrows suddenly grows thicker and coarser, while the hair on their head thins out — a phenomenon known as “senior hair.” A news article explaining this mechanism sparked a reaction on 5ch. Though the piece focused on why ear hair grows, the thread quickly expanded to cover hair troubles all over the body — eyebrows, nose hair, chest hair, shin hair — with users sharing everything from barbershop trimming methods to their own DIY grooming experiences. Many offered theories involving hormonal shifts and disrupted hair-growth cycles to explain the simple question: “Why does your head go bald while your ears and eyebrows run wild?”

    Published 9/21 (Mon) 8:13 AM

    BSS Sanin Broadcasting

    Isn’t anyone else bothered by “ear hair” — the hair that grows in middle-aged men’s ears?

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 21, 2026 10:58
    Kawauchi Yasunori-sensei — now there's a name I haven't heard in ages
    14AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:01
    Re: #2
    Supposedly if you pulled one of his ear hairs, the one on the other ear would retract
    29AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:05
    Re: #2
    There was even a time his photo got used on the Wikipedia "ear hair" page
    64AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:18
    Re: #2
    Wait, "Kōhan-sensei" — the guy who created Moonlight Mask?
    13AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:01
    Heard that as you age, DNA copying errors increase, and that's what makes extra stuff start growing
    112AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:36
    Re: #13
    That's basically how cancer works
    Hair grows because the hair cycle goes haywire
    26AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:04
    Only my eyebrows keep growing so I trim them with clippers
    My late grandpa had eyebrows just like Murayama Tomiichi's
    58AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:16
    Re: #26
    I actually admire former PM Murayama's eyebrows, so when the barber asks "Want the long ones trimmed?" I always say no
    Though I do cut the occasional one that curls weirdly and pokes me in the eyeball
    35AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:07
    By that logic, head hair should keep growing too
    42AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:10
    Re: #35
    Good point…
    38AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:08
    The top of your head keeps thinning out, so why do ear hair, eyebrows, chest hair, nose hair, and cheek hair just keep sprouting?
    39AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:09
    Re: #38
    Probably getting sucked out of your scalp and over to your ears
    53AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:14
    As you age, hair that used to stop growing at a certain length seems to forget where to stop, so it just keeps going — that's why you get those long drooping eyebrows like an old sage, and stray hairs run wild too
    Even my grandma's got a beard now
    56AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:16
    Re: #53
    It's not just grandmas — plenty of women grow facial hair 🥲
    54AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:15
    Head hair just keeps getting thinner and sparser, and then there's ear hair… (´・ω・`)
    69AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:19
    Re: #54
    The compounds your body uses for hair growth never make it all the way up to your scalp — they stop off around your ears
    63AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:17
    Can't something be done about hair growing in all the wrong places while your head stays bald?
    76AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:21
    Re: #63
    The head should matter more, yet the hair protecting it thins out while your arms and shins get hairier

    I tried a home flash hair-removal device, and it was like all the "stray hair energy" concentrated into whatever follicles survived — ended up with thicker, longer shin hair and looking even worse 😞
    70AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:19
    It tends to grow a lot on the tragus, that little flap over your ear canal
    Pulling it out with a satisfying "pop" feels amazing
    81AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:23
    Re: #70
    Wait, seriously?
    It gets long before you even notice
    and then it's just like, ugh
    I'm turning into an old man already
    73AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:20
    It's always struck me as strange that armpit and pubic hair stay at a set length even if you never trim them
    Nose hair keeps growing too, but it only ever pokes a little out of your nostril — it never just keeps going forever
    78AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:22
    Re: #73
    Hair is built to stop growing once it reaches a length that won't interfere with daily life.
    Even head hair, if left to grow long enough to protect the spine, stops around waist height.
    (assuming everything's working normally)
    79AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:22
    The barber shaves my ears for me, but for some reason always leaves the thick or long hairs behind
    95AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:27
    Re: #79
    At a Middle Eastern barbershop, they finish the haircut by lighting a cotton ball on fire and quickly singeing off your ear hair with it
    99AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:28
    Honestly I don't get why your hair thins out while ear hair and the rest get thicker
    Head hair protects you from impacts, so losing it seems like a bad thing
    But ear hair getting thicker doesn't seem to have any upside at all
    What's actually causing this?
    146AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:48
    Re: #99
    Put very simply, it's a hormone thing
    103AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:30
    My nipple hair just keeps growing lol
    115AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:37
    Re: #103
    That's the "don't pluck it or your money luck runs away!" prank Nakamura Masatoshi pulled on Shimada Shinsuke lol
    Apparently when the show came back, everyone burst out laughing at Shinsuke's nipple hair
    106AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:32
    When you clean your ears, the hair inside sometimes catches on the wall on the other side, and when it snaps back it makes this rustling sound that gives you the chills
    113AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:37
    Re: #106
    Lol that's hilarious
    118AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:38
    Eyebrows end up looking like Murayama Tomiichi's too, don't they
    Wonder why that happens
    123AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:39
    Re: #118
    Totally
    But that one's easy to spot, so I pluck the long ones out now and then
    124AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:40
    My nipple hair situation is no joke
    128AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:41
    Re: #124
    It doesn't actually grow from the nipple itself lol, you mean the areola, right?
    129AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:41
    Re: #124
    Mine's no joke either, I pluck it in the bath sometimes
    But I've got basically no chest hair otherwise
    135AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:43
    I can't wipe cleanly when I poop, so I trim my butt hair regularly
    138AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:44
    Re: #135
    How do you even trim butt hair? You can't see back there
    161AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:52
    Re: #135
    Let me tell you a story
    I do the exact same thing — shave my butt hair once a week with a disposable razor — but the other day I slipped and nicked the surface of my scrotum
    You know how the skin around each hair follicle on your scrotum has this slight little bump? Well, I got about 10 of those spots
    Didn't notice anything for about a week, then around week two I started feeling a weird pain and realized what happened
    At that point all 10 spots looked like moles — it was disgusting
    They scabbed over, and by week four the scabs naturally came off; even now, five weeks in, there's still a bit of a mark

    Anyway, the point is: your scrotum heals slow, so seriously be careful
    168AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:53
    Re: #135
    Just realized something after writing that
    There's a chance you're actually a woman

    Background and Key Points

    The reason head hair thins while ear, nose, and eyebrow hair thickens with age is thought to come down to changes in how sensitive each hair follicle is to male hormones as the body gets older. Scalp follicles respond to hormones by shortening their growth cycle, producing only thin, weak hairs, while follicles in the ears, nose, and eyebrows respond the opposite way — soft vellus hair there gets replaced by coarse, thick terminal hair. Because follicles in different parts of the same body respond differently, you end up with the seemingly contradictory phenomenon of “going bald while your ear hair thickens.” The thread floated folk theories like “DNA copying errors” or “blood flow concentrating in the ears,” but neither is medically established — a shift in hormone sensitivity is the more widely accepted explanation. Episodes involving public figures like Kawauchi Yasunori, whose ear hair length became a talking point on TV, show that this phenomenon has been noticed for a long time.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Breaking News Plus) thread “[👂] What Causes “Ear Hair” in Middle-Aged Men? What Is “Senior Hair” — Nose, Ear, and Eyebrow Hair That Keeps Growing Thicker and Coarser?.”

  • Juice=Juice’s Ria Matsunaga Names Ayumi Matsuura as Her Idol Senpai — 5ch: “Matsunaga’s Smart”

    Hello! Project members took part in a TV segment where they named their “idol senpai,” and Juice=Juice’s Ria Matsunaga named Ayumi Matsuura. Other members also named senpai symbolic of their own generation — Ruru Danbara picked Riho Sayashi, Haruka Inoue picked ℃-ute, and Miu Kudo picked Philosophy no Dance, among others. On 5ch, discussion centered on the fact that only Matsunaga and Ebata explained their reasons, as well as the gap in how well-known each named senpai actually is to the general public.

    That’s Mitorizu! (the comedy duo hosting the segment)

    #TVer

    Source: tver.jp / original article here

    2AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:42
    Why isn't it Airi?!
    56AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:19
    Re: #2
    Well, saying Airi Suzuki's name on a show hosted by Fuma Kikuchi is a bit awkward… (the two have long-running dating rumors)
    3AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:45
    She wasn't even born yet, lol
    5AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:47
    pbs.twimg.com/media/HSqqa04aoAAbjBn?format=jpg
    Danbara → Riho Sayashi
    Inoue → ℃-ute
    Kudo → Philosophy no Dance
    Matsunaga → Ayumi Matsuura
    Arisawa → S/mileage
    Irie → S/mileage
    Ebata → Seiko Matsuda
    Ishiyama → Dream5
    Endo → Miu Kudo
    Kawashima → Reina Tanaka
    Hayashi → Girls²
    6AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:52
    Smart move naming someone the host can actually react to.
    7AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:53
    Sounds like Matsunaga really wants to get noticed somehow.
    8AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:54
    Nina naming Girls² (nicknamed "GaruGaru") is the more surprising pick.
    9AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:55
    Rei-rei naming ℃-ute — that's really nice.
    10AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:56
    Now that they've made it big, everyone's gotten more honest about it.
    Back in their more guarded phase, even Mifuu wouldn't have answered like this.
    12AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:57
    Re: #10
    Back when the 9th and 10th generation members went on TV, they obviously lied through their teeth saying stuff like "I'm not interested in anything outside Hello! Project."
    11AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:56
    Girls² makes sense given Nina's age — that's right around when the "girl sentai" idol boom was happening.
    Haven't watched the show, but was there an explanation like that on air?
    13AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:58
    Re: #11
    No particular explanation.

    Matsunaga and Ebata were the only ones who actually explained why they liked their pick.
    14AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:58
    Matsunaga did a Matsuura bit at her very first bar-venue event, after all.
    25AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:00
    Re: #14
    Was it "Oshare"? (an Ayumi Matsuura song)
    I remember thinking she was surprisingly good at it.
    15AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:58
    Re: #12
    Because the wota (fans) were so on edge back then.
    27AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:00
    This isn't the first time that info about Nina's come up, but I forget where I saw it.
    38AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:01
    The "Girl Sentai" series that Girls² grew out of ran 2017–2019, so Nina's dead center in that generation.
    49AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:04
    When Rei-rei appeared on the radio with a Girls² member, they hit it off over both being former "Oha Girls" (kids' morning-show idols).
    50AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:10
    Answering seriously in a moment like this is actually the smart move.
    Matsunaga's sharp — she can actually keep the conversation going too.
    51AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:12
    S/mileage is super popular, huh.
    52AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:13
    Say "Masaki Sato" and most of the general public has no clue who that is.
    53AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:15
    Re: #52
    To begin with, she's just material for impression bits aimed at Hello Project wota — not someone they actually admire or like.
    54AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:15
    Re: #52
    Out of all the Hello! Project members, Michishige might be the last one even the older "ossan" generation would still recognize.
    55AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:17
    If she'd named Airi it would've really gotten a reaction.
    57AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:20
    Ringo brought up Tako's name on this same show, but the fact that she named a member of her own group got completely glossed over.
    59AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:22
    Huh, guess Rei-rei didn't go with Chao Bella?

    Background and Talking Points

    Hello! Project is a large idol agency built around Morning Musume, formed in 1998, and now home to multiple groups including S/mileage (now ANGERME) and Juice=Juice, with each generation having its own iconic senpai. Ayumi Matsuura debuted as a solo artist around the same time as Morning Musume and built an era-defining career with hits like “Otoko wa Dokyou Onna wa Aikyou,” remaining an idol that later generations still look up to. In the thread, Ria Matsunaga was praised for explaining on air why she picked Matsuura, while attention also went to the fact that the other members gave no such explanation. There was also discussion of how members like Masaki Sato are barely known outside dedicated fans, with some suggesting Sayumi Michishige may be the last Hello! Project member recognizable even to the older “ossan” crowd — feeding into a broader question of how far the group’s name recognition reaches beyond its own fanbase.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “Juice=Juice’s Ria Matsunaga’s idol senpai turned out to be “Ayumi Matsuura”!.”

  • Fukuoka Favorite ‘West’ Brings Its Udon Shops to Tokyo’s 23 Wards for the First Time

    Fukuoka-based udon chain West will open its first udon location in Tokyo’s 23 wards on November 2, in Jimbocho. With about 40 seats, the shop will serve udon by day, then switch to an izakaya format at night featuring motsunabe (offal hot pot), mentaiko (spicy cod roe) dishes, and shochu from Kyushu. In the Kanto region the chain has mostly run soba shops (Kisoba Azuma) up to now, but it’s stepping up udon openings on the strength of the popularity of Kitakyushu-born chain Sasan Udon. Thread commenters debated Sasan Udon’s flavor, the difference in “koshi” (chewy bite) between Fukuoka-style and Kagawa-style udon, and the broader phenomenon of regional chains clustering in Tokyo.

    Local udon chain West (Fukuoka City) will make its first foray into Tokyo’s 23 wards under the udon format this November. The chain has mostly run soba shops in the Kanto region so far, but as Fukuoka’s udon culture takes hold — helped along by the popularity of Kitakyushu-born chain Sasan Udon — it’s ramping up udon shop openings.

    Will the interior of the udon shop making its first foray into Tokyo’s 23 wards match the original in Fukuoka? (illustrative image)

    The new location opens November 2 in Jimbocho, Tokyo, with roughly 40 seats. It will serve mainly udon during the day, then switch to an izakaya format at night featuring its signature motsunabe and mentaiko dishes, plus shochu from Kyushu.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousSep 21, 2026 10:27
    Sasan Udon isn't good.
    The gobo-ten (burdock root tempura) was tasty though.
    61AnonymousSep 21, 2026 10:54
    Re: #4
    It's bad enough that you wonder why people ever lined up for it.
    114AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:38
    Re: #4
    Oh, so the "Chinese" gobo-ten was the tasty part? (needling that cheap imported burdock is used)
    178AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:42
    Re: #4
    Go eat the real deal Sasan Udon (the original Kitakyushu shop), then.
    6AnonymousSep 21, 2026 10:28
    Don't need Fukuoka's limp, no-bite udon.
    Sasan Udon's just as mushy — tastes like those old bagged supermarket noodles.
    15AnonymousSep 21, 2026 10:32
    Re: #6 West's noodles aren't even that soft.

    And the izakaya menu is great value — that's their real strength.
    67AnonymousSep 21, 2026 10:58
    Re: #6
    Sasan used to have Sanuki-style (Kagawa, chewy) noodles.
    Went downhill after getting bought out.
    116AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:40
    Re: #6
    It's an aging society, and cooking for just yourself is a hassle.
    Might actually suit elderly folks who have trouble with chewier food.
    10AnonymousSep 21, 2026 10:30
    I feel like there was one in Takadanobaba over a decade ago.
    29AnonymousSep 21, 2026 10:37
    Re: #10
    Yeah, there was — same izakaya-at-night setup too.
    West's Machida branch is soba-focused as well; unlike Sasan, they seem oddly hesitant to fully commit to udon.
    11AnonymousSep 21, 2026 10:30
    Kanye West's on a roll lately.
    Guess it runs in the family — he's kin to actor Kyōzō Kanie. (a pun: "Kanie" sounds like "Kanye," playing off the udon chain's name "West")
    12AnonymousSep 21, 2026 10:31
    Fukuoka udon has no bite.
    Kagawa udon has bite.

    That's the difference.
    37AnonymousSep 21, 2026 10:42
    Re: #12
    It varies even within Fukuoka — places like Buzen Uradakai and Niku Niku Udon over in the Kitakyushu area actually have firm, chewy noodles.
    153AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:20
    Re: #37
    Uradakai's is really good.
    Re: #12
    Kyushu udon's basically baby food anyway.
    14AnonymousSep 21, 2026 10:31
    I've developed a total aversion to greasy tempura-style udon lately.
    Niku udon (meat udon) is just barely tolerable.
    19AnonymousSep 21, 2026 10:34
    Re: #14
    Eat some gobo-ten udon! Hira-ten (flat fish-cake tempura) works too!
    16AnonymousSep 21, 2026 10:33
    If you're in Tokyo, you gotta go with East instead. (pun: their soba brand is named Azuma, meaning "east" — playing off "West")
    43AnonymousSep 21, 2026 10:46
    Re: #16
    They've already brought their sister brand, fresh-soba Azuma ("East"), into Tokyo.
    18AnonymousSep 21, 2026 10:33
    Turns out Fukuoka's secretly udon country too. Will the broth and gobo-ten catch on here?
    90AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:15
    Re: #18
    Even Tamori says Fukuoka's the place for udon.
    199AnonymousSep 21, 2026 13:03
    Re: #18
    Fukuoka's actually where udon originated, you know.
    Way back, a Japanese monk brought the noodle-making recipe from China, and it's now a National Treasure.
    26AnonymousSep 21, 2026 10:36
    Re: #15
    Never been to Izakaya West — so besides udon and oden, they've got a real izakaya menu too? Plenty of beer and drinks as well?
    148AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:14
    Re: #26
    They sure do!
    I was there yesterday around 2am.
    38AnonymousSep 21, 2026 10:42
    Sasan Udon opened a ton of locations around Tokyo, but people seem to have already gotten tired of it — they've been empty for a while now.
    Guess it didn't fly with the big city's refined palates.
    41AnonymousSep 21, 2026 10:45
    Re: #38
    "Refined palates" lmaooooo
    You got me laughing this early in the morning, thanks lol
    40AnonymousSep 21, 2026 10:44
    Apparently Sasan became a totally different beast once Skylark bought in.
    84AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:09
    Re: #40
    "We haven't changed anything — our suppliers!"
    was Skylark-era Sasan's excuse, but that's basically admitting the supplier (trading company) stayed the same while what they're actually buying changed. Cracked me up.
    (If the ingredients really hadn't changed, they'd just say the ingredients hadn't changed — plain and simple.)
    75AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:04
    Tokyo's just wall-to-wall regional chains these days — no personality of its own.
    Feels like one giant prefectural souvenir shop.
    95AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:19
    Re: #75
    Sure, it lacks its own identity, but the upside is you get to taste the whole country without leaving town.
    80AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:06
    Kanto people are soba people, not udon people.
    Might be a welcome change for transplants from elsewhere though.
    98AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:21
    Re: #80
    Don't forget Musashino udon too.
    99AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:23
    Re: #80
    Isn't soba really just an Edo (old Tokyo) thing?
    Saitama's got its own udon culture.
    96AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:20
    All I can picture is them pulling out in three years.
    If udon could really succeed in Tokyo,
    Yamada Udon would already have opened a ton of locations — oh wait, it has.
    109AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:28
    Re: #96
    Yamada Udon just isn't tasty though.
    129AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:54
    Re: #96
    Yamada Udon was the first time in my life I ever thought udon could taste bad.
    117AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:42
    West's kakiage (mixed tempura fritter) is unbelievably crispy and good.
    https://livedoor.blogimg.jp/masa295/imgs/c/c/cc7bd809-s.jpg
    The udon itself is just… normal — not firm, not soft.
    122AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:43
    Re: #117
    West's kakiage really is tasty, isn't it~

    Background and Key Points of Discussion

    Behind this expansion is the fact that Kitakyushu-born chain Sasan Udon already built up name recognition in the Tokyo area first. Sasan Udon has recently come under the umbrella of the Skylark Group, and on the thread some commenters pointed to the phrase “our suppliers haven’t changed, but what we buy has” as evidence of a shift in taste. Fukuoka/Hakata-style udon is characterized by soft noodles and a sweeter broth, a different lineage from the firm, chewy noodles typified by Sanuki udon. That distinction fueled both the “no bite = bad” camp and the “easier to eat for the elderly and small children” defense, making it the thread’s central point of debate. Tokyo also tends to attract chains that originated in the regions, and just how well a udon specialist can really take root in Kanto, where soba culture runs deep, is something that — as with Sasan Udon — will only become clear a few years after opening. As the article notes, West had already made a prior push into Tokyo with its fresh-soba brand Azuma (“East”), and this latest move reads as an extension of that earlier expansion.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (News Express+) thread “[Dining Out] Fukuoka Favorite “West” Brings Its Udon Shops to Tokyo’s 23 Wards for the First Time.”

  • “I’ve Got a Kid, You Know. Can’t You Just Sit Somewhere Else?” — Family Caught Squatting in Stranger’s Reserved Window Seat

    A story shared on 5ch’s News Speed+ board describes a passenger who found a parent and child sitting in the reserved window seat they’d booked a month in advance on a limited express train. When the passenger spoke up, the father reportedly shot back, “I’ve got a kid, you know. Couldn’t you sit somewhere else?” But rather than debate the rights and wrongs of the situation, the thread quickly settled into a familiar refrain — “not this kind of story again” — with most of the discussion revolving around whether the tale was real or made up. Some pointed to a note attached to the original article as evidence that it’s actually an edited, reconstructed reader-survey submission rather than a straight account of real events.

    I’d booked a reserved window seat on a limited express a month in advance, planning to go visit my mother back home.

    I checked my boarding spot on the platform, then wheeled my suitcase onto the train.

    Following the seat number down the aisle, I found a boy of about three sitting in my reserved window seat.

    Source: news.jp / Original article here

    25AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:02
    I see this same story constantly.
    Tons of similar short videos going around too.
    I'm sick of it.
    39AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:04
    Re: #25
    It genuinely pisses me off — I keep hitting "not interested" on those shorts and obvious made-up karma-payback stories, but they always crawl back eventually.
    I don't even watch that genre, so it must be getting recommended off the back of some totally different video.
    63AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:07
    Everyone claims they're sick of this topic, but
    hardly anyone actually has a sharp comeback ready for when it happens to them in real life.
    108AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:11
    Re: #63
    Just say, sounding annoyed, "Um, this is actually my seat…" and leave it at that.
    419AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:41
    Re: #63
    When there's a transportation accident, they identify bodies by the seat you booked, right?
    So I'd say something like: "I just want my family to be able to claim my body even a little sooner, so I really can't give up this seat" —
    and just keep pleading earnestly, on and on. I figure they'd decide I'm too much trouble and back off.
    136AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:14
    I ride the Shinkansen a lot and this has never once happened to me, never even seen it.
    Sitting in the wrong seat by accident and both people realizing when they check tickets — sure, that happens sometimes.
    But the price gap between a non-reserved and a reserved ticket is only a few hundred yen, so nobody's pulling a stunt like this.
    148AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:15
    Re: #136
    It's not just about saving a few hundred yen — if all the reserved seats are sold out, a non-reserved ticket is the only option you can buy.
    170AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:17
    Re: #136
    I ride the Shinkansen three times a week too, and I've never seen trouble like this.
    Though I do often see people boarding a Nozomi with a cheaper Kodama ticket (a slower train's ticket used to sneak onto the faster one).
    143AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:14
    I'd like to think this couldn't happen these days, but years ago, when everyone was lined up waiting for the first train, a kid of about 5 or 6 toddled up and cut in at the front of the line. When the doors opened he sprinted in and reserved an entire box seat for his parents, who showed up later. This was on the Tokaido Line out of Tokyo Station, so the line was pretty long. I kept quiet since scolding a little kid felt petty, but it still bugs me whenever I remember it.
    206AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:20
    Re: #143
    I make a point of lining up on the reserved-car side, right at the boundary between the reserved and non-reserved cars.
    Naturally, people with reserved seats don't need to rush, so that line is practically empty.
    The instant the doors open I board, then immediately dash into the non-reserved car — makes it easy to grab a seat. Recommended.
    159AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:16
    A lot of people are posting that it's a made-up story, but
    you can't actually know whether it is or not.
    197AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:19
    Re: #159
    You might not believe it, but it's all a fabrication generated by AI.
    177AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:17
    Re: #148
    In that kind of situation every reserved seat is already full, so you'd obviously know that a non-reserved ticket means you're guaranteed to get bumped.
    220AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:21
    Re: #177
    That's exactly why it's a made-up story.
    305AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:30
    Re: #177
    Apparently in China even reserved seats work first-come-first-served, so maybe this guy's from over there.
    284AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:28
    Re: #1
    "No. Not. Happening."

    That one line settles it — what's even the issue?
    If they refuse to move, you just call the conductor.
    303AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:29
    Re: #284
    "Lord Dio!" (a riff on the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure villain's catchphrase "muda da" — "it's useless" — which sounds like "dame da," the "No" from the post above)
    370AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:36
    Re: #284
    That's exactly why it ends up that way.
    289AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:28
    This made-up story and that photo of some fat guy sitting there always come as a matching set, don't they!
    355AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:35
    Re: #343
    There's no "commissioning" about it — that's clearly an AI-generated illustration.
    Probably the article text too…
    405AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:40
    Re: #343
    With an AI illustration, it probably cost next to nothing. Which means the original article might be AI-written too, lol
    310AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:30
    You need at least a line like: "'What a horrible lady, huh,' the mother muttered quietly to her kid before getting up and walking off. I was completely caught off guard."
    325AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:31
    Re: #310
    Behold, this thread's own "Three Great Views"… (riffing on Japan's famous "Three Great Views" scenic-spot ranking, jokingly applied to lump together these dramatic comeback lines)
    437AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:43
    Re: #310
    Something like: "Had I been a true professional passenger, I should have heard the sound of the wind, felt its very breath — and I reflected on having neglected to do so."
    342AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:33
    As if anyone's really like this.
    Enough with the made-up stories already.

    >
    "Excuse me, but I also have this seat reserved…"

    I answered while showing my ticket, and this time the father turned to face me.
    "I've got a kid, you know. Couldn't you sit somewhere else?"
    His tone was a bit sharper than before.
    350AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:34
    Re: #342
    This guy sounds like the type who'd instantly turn tail if it were some big tattooed guy instead.
    373AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:36
    Re: #342
    Punchline: turns out the family squatting there didn't even have a reserved-seat ticket.
    Same exact story's come up before.
    375AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:37
    Re: #342
    I bet people like this really exist —
    the type who just muscle their way through life like that.
    372AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:36
    "I've got a kid, you know. Couldn't you sit somewhere else?"

    His tone was a bit sharper than before.

    So dumb. And apparently the family only had non-reserved tickets. Utterly pointless.
    392AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:38
    Re: #372
    If this is really true, then he's a deliberate offender using his own kid as leverage.
    412AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:41
    Re: #372
    "Couldn't you sit somewhere else" doesn't even make grammatical sense there —
    it's a reserved seat, for crying out loud.

    Background and points of debate

    This type of “reader experience column” — built around trouble on trains or in restaurants — gets published regularly on news sites, and it becomes a talking point on 5ch every single time. This case was no different: a note attached to the original article, quoted in the thread, states that the piece is “based on experiences submitted through a reader survey, with people, situations, and dialogue partially edited and reconstructed out of consideration for privacy.” In other words, the article itself makes clear it isn’t a verbatim account of a real incident but a reader submission reworked into a narrative piece. Readers who miss that caveat tend to get stuck arguing over whether the story is “real,” even though the article already flags itself as a creative reconstruction — a detail that’s easy to overlook. At the same time, some in the thread raised concrete, rail-savvy points, like the price gap between reserved and non-reserved tickets, or how during busy periods only non-reserved tickets may be available, showing a genuine effort to check the story’s details against real-world train travel.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Speed+) thread “👧”I’ve Got a Kid, You Know. Can’t You Just Sit Somewhere Else?” — Family Caught Squatting in Stranger’s Reserved Window Seat.”

  • Will a Degree Be Worthless in the AI Era? 5channers Split Down the Middle

    A thread that kicked off with the post “Isn’t the value of a college degree about to crash in the AI era?” took off on 5ch’s Nanji board (Livejupiter, a general chat/sports board). As AI increasingly handles document creation, meeting minutes, and even medical diagnosis, opinions clashed head-on: some argued that academic credentials no longer mean anything, while others countered that the harder it becomes to see differences in ability, the more employers will lean on a degree as a “trust signal.” The thread also cited a Forbes JAPAN article describing a real case of a young graduate from a top university who sent out over 1,000 résumés amid the AI-era job crunch and still couldn’t land an offer.

    1AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:22
    In the AI era, white-collar jobs are going away — so what's a degree even worth anymore?
    2AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:23
    It's already worthless.
    Going forward, maybe only elementary school will matter.
    Middle school and high school will disappear too.
    12AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:28
    Re: #2
    Already worthless?
    We're doomed 😫
    5AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:26
    More than that — in 10 years, salarymen and offices will be gone too. The norm will be pulling together the right people for each project and letting AI handle the rest.
    19AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:30
    Re: #5
    Yeah, probably.
    What happens to all the skyscraper districts, though?
    Will they turn into ghost towns, like those shuttered shopping streets?
    6AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:26
    Nah, there's no way degrees stop mattering for real.
    Look at reality.
    15AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:29
    Re: #6
    If you actually look at reality, there's just no way degrees keep their value…
    16AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:29
    Exactly, from now on it's the blue-collar era.
    Construction workers are the winners.
    23AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:32
    Re: #16
    Honestly, that seems pretty likely.
    Once physical AI (robots) arrive, that job gets wiped out too, but construction work will probably be the last to go.
    17AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:29
    Once degrees stop mattering, what will people use to rank each other?
    Will we go back to a fixed caste system like feudal society?
    28AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:33
    Re: #17
    It'd be great if ranking disappeared altogether.
    But humans are approval-seeking monsters, so we'll probably just find something else to fight over — "I'm better than you" arguments, just about a different thing.
    35AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:35
    Re: #17
    No way it disappears.
    Being smart is literally human worth.
    20AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:30
    No matter how good the tool gets, differences in the skill of the person using it won't disappear.
    26AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:32
    Re: #20
    Tools might get so good that human skill differences stop mattering at all.
    25AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:32
    Academic ability will lose its value, but the degree itself won't.
    Japanese people especially are authority-worshippers, so reverence for top-university grads will keep going.
    31AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:35
    Re: #25
    I think degrees were worshipped because they got you into good companies, let you produce good output, and got you a good salary.
    All of that is about to go away, so I think degree value is going to crash.
    32AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:35
    Re: #25
    Opposite, actually.
    People who are only good on paper — high credentials, no ability — get replaced by AI in a heartbeat.
    30AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:34
    Re: #15
    Some low-credential guy: "Please let degrees stop mattering!!!"

    As if lmaooooo
    33AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:35
    From a company's perspective, degrees are just a convenient system for screening new hires.
    46AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:36
    Re: #33
    Companies won't even need new hires anymore.
    In fact, in America, Harvard and Stanford grads are already in despair over the AI-driven job crunch.
    48AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:37
    Re: #46
    No way that's true.
    That's just wishful thinking lol
    65AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:41
    Re: #46
    Guess I was just ignorant 😭
    34AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:35
    Can AI alone actually become a doctor?
    38AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:36
    Re: #34
    Actually, it can…
    43AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:36
    Re: #34
    AI's already handling diagnosis as it is.
    36AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:35
    Re: #30
    Some old-timer who's totally out of touch with the times?
    45AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:36
    Re: #36
    And what about degrees?
    You need a solid education to actually use AI well, y'know lol
    50AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:38
    Re: #45
    I'm a liberal-arts grad from a MARCH-tier university (a group of mid-tier private universities in Japan: Meiji, Aoyama Gakuin, Rikkyo, Chuo, Hosei).
    Sounds like grandpa's never even used AI.
    55AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:40
    Re: #45
    No way that's true.

    Employees with low education who'd never even touched PowerPoint before are now, as of a few months ago, churning out slide decks with the look and content quality of something outsourced to a vendor.

    And new hires who don't understand a single word of the meeting still produce perfect minutes lol
    40AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:36
    Personally, I think companies themselves will disappear too.
    I think everyone will basically become their own CEO.
    71AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:43
    Re: #40
    People who belong to organizations = the ones AI replaces.
    76AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:45
    Re: #40
    I think so too.
    Even if it's not literally one person, I think we'll keep seeing tiny teams building companies worth trillions of yen in market cap.
    41AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:36
    Re: #32
    There's no such thing as low-education-but-highly-capable.
    52AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:39
    Re: #41
    Even though plenty of high-credential people are useless??
    44AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:36
    Re: #31
    It's not that degrees lose their value — it's that the reason they have value changes.
    The more AI narrows the gap in output quality, the harder it gets for employers to judge ability up front, so a trust signal like a degree is actually more likely to stick around.
    61AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:41
    Re: #44
    This, exactly.
    If everyone's submitting a polished AI-written personal statement, of course employers will just default to picking whoever has the better degree.
    49AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:38
    It's the opposite.
    It's precisely because AI narrows individual differences in value and cuts down on education costs that it turns into a full-on "degree game."
    A degree ends up being basically the only thing left to differentiate yourself with — and sure enough, similarly-positioned certifications have been gaining value for the same reason.
    64AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:41
    Re: #49
    Agreed.
    Once AI can help you prep your entry-sheet answers and interview responses too, the people left standing will be the ones with strong looks and degrees — the two things AI can't fake its way around.
    69AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:43
    Re: #49
    https://forbesjapan.com/articles/detail/97544?utm_source=chatgpt.com

    Last week I met a young man (let's call him David) who'd just graduated from a top university. He studied hard, earned his degree, and submitted more than 1,000 résumés. He got 14 replies, 4 first-round interviews, and made it to a second interview twice… and he's still unemployed.
    51AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:39
    Re: #32
    If anything, the people who benefit most from AI are the ones who are only credentialed, not actually capable.
    AI just shrinks the gap between capable and incapable people who both have high degrees — the social divide between high- and low-education people doesn't change.
    A degree is basically a caste system at this point.
    58AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:40
    Re: #51
    Assuming that a useless-but-credentialed person can even use AI well — that's just wishful thinking on your part lol
    Good one.

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    This debate over academic credentials echoes the structure of what economists call “signaling theory” (the idea that a degree functions as a proxy indicator guaranteeing a person’s ability). The counterargument that, as AI narrows the gap in individual output, employers find it harder to judge ability from interviews or essays alone and so lean more heavily on an easy-to-read indicator like a degree, lines up with this theory. On the other hand, the Forbes JAPAN article cited in the thread was actually about how AI-driven efficiency in document screening reduces the number of touchpoints with applicants in the first place, so even highly educated candidates can’t get to the interview stage — a point that’s easy to misread as “degrees becoming meaningless” when it’s really about “the entry point to the hiring process narrowing.” Some replies in the thread also drew a distinction between formal education and raw academic ability (“jiatama,” or native smarts), and opinions were split on which one actually loses its value.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nanji board) thread “Isn’t the value of a degree about to crash in the AI era? 🤔.”

  • Kikuchi Fuma Responds to Endo Erika’s Ice Cream Question with “Papico — Wanna Split One?”, 5ch: “That’s a Smart Answer”

    While filming for the info show “Mitorizu,” Juice=Juice’s Endo Erika asked Sexy Zone’s Kikuchi Fuma what ice cream he likes. Kikuchi answered, “Papico. Want to split one?” and Endo deflected with, “I’m more the type who wants to eat a lot on my own.” On 5ch’s Hello! Project board, many praised the reply as a “perfect 100-point idol answer,” while others teased him over a past partner he supposedly shared ice cream with, and traded comments on how each cast member handled themselves — sparking a mix of reactions to the on-air exchange.

    It’s Mitorizu

    #TVer

    Source: tver.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:04
    A perfect 100-point idol answer
    3AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:05
    Fuma's being such a smooth-talking flirt
    4AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:07
    Who was he splitting it with, though?
    5AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:07
    The ones he's split ice cream with are Suzuki Airi and Shiraishi Mai
    6AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:08
    That's our Fuma for you
    7AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:10
    If he'd actually said "let's split it," the Johnny's fangirls would've torn him apart
    That's a smart answer
    8AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:11
    Present-day Akaringo (nickname for Endo Erika) could probably just buy like 10 of them herself now
    10AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:13
    Ringo's (Endo Erika's) crisis management skills
    42AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:18
    If there's only one ice cream, guess you gotta split it, split it
    43AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:19
    Most of Airi's "bad boyfriend" stories are about Fuumaro (nickname for Kikuchi Fuma)
    44AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:20
    Trust in Fuma
    46AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:21
    Fuma's eaten ice cream with Shiraishi Mai, you know
    47AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:21
    I wanted Nina to jump in right there and say "Let's split one together next time ❤︎" to Fuma lol
    48AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:22
    Kikuchi's done a Papico commercial before, so I thought the ice cream question was a good pick
    49AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:23
    Kawashima was the only one who didn't leave a mark
    50AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:24
    Mitorizu wasn't pulling their weight at all, so Fuma had no choice but to step up
    54AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:27
    Putting Fuma on "lid duty" (wrapping up the segment) was still the right call
    55AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:29
    Ebata totally bombed at the end — why'd they even have him do that?
    56AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:34
    Ringo, now she's someone I can trust

    Background and Talking Points on This Story

    The comeback “Want to split one?” is being read as one of variety TV’s classic exchange patterns — a safely inoffensive answer meant to avoid any hint of romantic implication. Papico is an ice pop molded as two joined sticks designed to be split apart, so the very idea of “splitting one” doubles as a built-in joke specific to that product — likely part of why the thread reacted so favorably. The thread also saw comments claiming Kikuchi has shared ice cream with other female idols in the past, splitting opinion on how he carries himself on variety shows. Note that this article does not cover posts amounting to personal attacks on the show’s cast or unsubstantiated accusations.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “Juice=Juice’s Endo Erika: ‘Fuma, what ice cream do you like?’ Kikuchi Fuma: ‘Papico. Want to split one?’ Endo: ‘I’m more the type who wants to eat a lot on my own…’“

  • “Let’s Have a High-Level Discussion,” They Said → 5ch Live-Chat Users Derail into Monster Hunter Talk and Food Porn

    On 5ch’s live-commentary board “Nandemo Jikkyou G,” a thread that kicked off with the call “let’s have a high-level discussion” ended up blowing up — just not the way anyone expected. No talk of literature or art ever materialized; instead the topic turned to games like Monster Hunter and Puzzle & Dragons. Things got sillier still when someone twisted a politician’s surname into the pun “Level Takaichi” (playing on “takai,” meaning “high”), which got a laugh out of everyone. From there the thread spiraled further, with posters swapping lunch photos and debating their favorite characters from the anime “Sound! Euphonium.” In the end, the “high-level discussion” everyone originally asked for never actually happened.

    10AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:33
    So what? What's wrong with wanting a high-level discussion? What CAN you guys even talk about?
    14AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:34
    Re: #10
    Battle Girl High School
    12AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:34
    Re: #10
    Seriously, what topic CAN you talk about, then?
    15AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:34
    Re: #12
    Like literature or art.
    Can you manage a "Level Takaichi" discussion?" (a pun on "takai," meaning "high," and the surname of politician Takaichi)
    19AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:35
    Re: #15
    Literature lolololol
    33AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:36
    Re: #15
    What even IS a "Level Takaichi" discussion?
    18AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:35
    Wanna talk Monster Hunter or what? 😲
    27AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:35
    Re: #18
    I could do Puzzle & Dragons
    32AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:36
    Re: #18
    Hurry up and drop Ascendance already 😡
    67AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:43
    Re: #18
    You mean the series that died because Wilds was such garbage?
    23AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:35
    Whaaat is this thing?!
    25AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:35
    Re: #23
    Bun-bun-buuun! 🐧
    28AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:35
    Re: #25
    Baaan-cho!
    31AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:36
    Re: #25
    Kon-ko-konkon-kokonkonkon! ✊
    61AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:42
    Eatin' now 🥹
    70AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:43
    Re: #61
    So yummy~ 🥹
    90AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:45
    Re: #61
    Looks tasty, eh~
    64AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:42
    Guess you can only manage Takaichi-level conversation, huh
    75AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:43
    Re: #64
    So that means it's high-level then, right?
    74AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:43
    Rain, rain, fall and fall, fall some more
    I'd be so happy if you came to get me with a janome-pattern umbrella (lines from the classic children's song "Amefuri")
    89AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:45
    Re: #74
    Is this "Ame no Bojou"?" (a classic enka ballad, "Longing in the Rain")
    92AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:45
    Lunch
    133AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:52
    Re: #92
    Looks tasty~ 🥹
    119AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:48
    Lunch
    124AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:49
    Re: #119
    Looks healthy
    125AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:50
    Re: #119
    Probably a pic pulled off the internet, but is that aosa (dried green seaweed) on top of the noodles?
    137AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:52

    Who's your favorite girl from Sound! Euphonium?
    I'm a Kanade-chan guy myself
    139AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:53
    Re: #137
    Wait, which one is she again?
    160AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:00
    Uhh, hold on? Don't you people have jobs??? 😅
    164AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:00
    Re: #160
    It's Platinum Week 🤗" (a jokey one-up on Japan's "Golden Week" holiday stretch)
    166AnonymousSep 21, 2026 12:01
    Re: #160
    Ever heard of a lunch break, Mr. Unemployed? 🤭

    Background and Talking Points

    “Nandemo Jikkyou G” is a live-commentary board where casual chatter flows almost like a livestream, and it’s common for a thread’s stated topic to have nothing to do with where the conversation actually ends up. This time, too, the “let’s have a high-level discussion” premise never really took hold — the drift toward game talk and food photos is a familiar pattern on this board. The “Takaichi” pun that runs through the thread repurposes a politician’s surname as wordplay on “takai” (high); it’s worth noting this is just wordplay, not commentary on policy or approval ratings. It should also be noted that the original thread contained replies mocking a real person’s educational background and appearance, plus some sexual comments — those have been left out of this article since they amount to personal attacks on a specific individual. For most live-commentary threads, the appeal isn’t deep engagement with any single topic — it’s the fast, easy back-and-forth between posters.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyou G) thread “Can I start a thread too, tousuko? 🏡😖.”

  • Juice=Juice Ends Up Giving the Morning Musume History Lesson on TV Asahi’s ‘Mitorizu Janai’ — Fans React

    Juice=Juice appeared on TV Asahi’s ‘Mitorizu Janai,’ and since Morning Musume itself wasn’t around that day, members ended up explaining the group’s current state and its generation numbering (i.e., who’s from which ‘ki’). On 5ch’s Hello! Project board, opinions split — some asked why Juice=Juice is the one talking about Morning Musume, while others countered that they were just answering a question, or thanked them for explaining on Musume’s behalf. The thread went on to cover members’ past audition rejections and their ties to non-Hello! Project groups like Dream5.

    No Morning Musume in sight

    It’s Mitorizu Janai

    #TVer

    Source: tver.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:19
    Yeah yeah, that's on Morning Musume '26 for not showing up
    3AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:19
    Why's Juice=Juice acting like such an authority on Musume stuff?
    5AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:21
    Re: #3
    It's on Musume for not being able to talk about their own group's history
    10AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:23
    Re: #3
    They're just answering what they were asked — this is exactly why anti-fans are like this lol
    13AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:27
    Re: #3
    Shouldn't it be 'thank you'? lol
    They explained it on Musume's behalf
    What, were they supposed to say 'never heard of it, dunno'?
    4AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:20
    Actually there's even more to it, you know
    It's not that well known though
    7AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:21
    Can't be helped — the numbered-gen Musume members are total unknowns
    8AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:22
    Guess it stung not being able to appear
    9AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:23
    Everyone busted out that famous 'Renai Revolution 21' pose when Morning Musume came up (the iconic hand-heart move) — feels kind of like they're mocking them lol
    11AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:24
    Normally that'd call for thanks
    They spent airtime promoting Musume and Tsunku stuff that has nothing to do with them
    12AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:27
    Fix that to 'Kawa Labo' — without the colorful costumes it's just too plain
    14AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:28
    Don't you dare screw with me, damn it!!!!!!! (a well-known meme line in the fandom)
    15AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:30
    Danbara — failed 12th-gen audition
    Matsunaga — failed 13th-gen audition
    Ebata — failed 15th-gen audition
    Ishiyama — failed 15th-gen audition
    Kawashima — failed 15th-gen audition
    Hayashi Hitomi — failed 16th-gen audition
    18AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:37
    Re: #15
    Wait, did Ishiyama audition for more than just the Angerme audition — she tried the 15th-gen audition too?
    19AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:37
    Who influenced them:
    Danbara → 'Sayashi (Riho)'
    Kawashima → 'Reina'
    22AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:39
    Re: #19
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HSqqa04aoAAbjBn?format=jpg
    Danbara → Sayashi Riho
    Inoue → °C-ute
    Kudo → Philosophy no Dance
    Matsunaga → Matsuura Aya
    Arisawa → S/mileage
    Irie → S/mileage
    Ebata → Matsuda Seiko
    Ishiyama → Dream5
    Endo → Kudo Yume
    Kawashima → Tanaka Reina
    Hayashi → Girls²
    20AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:38
    I mean, the original members were also girls who failed Musume or S/mileage auditions in the first place
    21AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:38
    Thank you, Musume audition rejects
    23AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:39
    Dan-chan, who never denied getting a leader's stipend
    24AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:40
    Re: #18
    The first one she took was the 15th-gen audition
    She joined as a trainee starting from the next audition, the 'Sanshoku Dango' one
    25AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:40
    Is Dream5 unrelated to the three-member Dream I know?
    28AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:44
    Re: #25
    Back then they took a girl who was a good singer from the 'TV Senshi' cast of Tensai TV-kun and made her main vocalist,
    building a group of four girls and one boy recruited via auditions nationwide.
    They became famous for a Yo-kai Watch theme song.
    29AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:45
    Re: #25
    The group that had Ohara Yuno in it
    The Yo-kai Watch one
    26AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:41
    Even though our Morning Musume has faded from the spotlight, the Hello! Project DNA lives on and keeps going strong… thank you, Juice=Juice…
    30AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:46
    Ru-chan, raking it in
    34AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:47
    Ishiyama really loves Tentere, huh lol
    39AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:48
    Sakurachi seems to like Chinzei too, you know
    42AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:48
    What about Dream Ami?
    67AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:50
    Re: #42
    The Dream that isn't Dream5
    47AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:48
    Re: #29
    Ohara Yuno was a dance member in Dream5 and barely sang at all
    53AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:49
    They introduced Hello! Project as being 'led by Morning Musume,' right?
    Shouldn't Musume fans be thanking the show instead of complaining?
    57AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:50
    No way they're actual Musume fans lol
    A real Musume fan would be thrilled to have the names brought up and even get the numbering explained
    68AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:51
    Dream also swapped out members so much that none of the original lineup was left
    73AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:55
    There's a girl in Kyuusuto who looks a lot like Inaba
    100AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:58
    10su × 10su

    Background and Talking Points

    Within Hello! Project, candidates who fail Morning Musume auditions are often later scouted into under-label groups like Juice=Juice — and the members named in this thread (Danbara, Matsunaga, Ebata, Ishiyama, Kawashima, and Hayashi Hitomi) all followed that path. That’s why a scene like this, where a Juice=Juice member ends up explaining Morning Musume’s history, isn’t actually unusual. Meanwhile, “Dream5,” which came up in the thread, is a live-in vocal-and-dance group known for its Yo-kai Watch theme song — a separate group from “Dream” — and a few posts in the thread mixed the two up. It’s also worth noting that the thread itself offers no explanation for why Morning Musume wasn’t present for the recording.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “I was watching Juice=Juice on ‘Mitorizu Janai’ (TV Asahi), and they ended up explaining Morning Musume’s current state (like the generation numbers).”

  • Ishiyama Sakura Reveals What Got Her Into Cooking in High School — ‘I Made Bento for My Grandma’

    Juice=Juice member Sakura Ishiyama appeared on “Pekomogu Kitchen,” a cooking show streaming on TVer. Her comment on the show — “I started cooking back in high school. Since my grandmother lives alone, I used to make bento for her and my mom” — became a hot topic on 5ch’s Hello! Project board. Fans zeroed in on the facts that she’s living away from home despite being from Tokyo, and that her grandmother lives alone, and speculation about her family situation took off from there. At the same time, plenty of comments simply praised her as “such a good kid.”

    Pekomogu Kitchen

    #TVer

    Source: tver.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousSep 21, 2026 10:23
    Want some of Sakura-chi's sakuramochi (her nickname "Sakurachi" puns on the sweet)
    4AnonymousSep 21, 2026 10:25
    So she's been making her own bento for lessons too, huh
    5AnonymousSep 21, 2026 10:28
    Shinpei sounded surprised and asked her about it again
    Does Sakurachi have a complicated family situation like Yuumi?
    6AnonymousSep 21, 2026 10:29
    She's from Tokyo but living alone, away from her family home
    9AnonymousSep 21, 2026 10:32
    What about her grandpa?
    11AnonymousSep 21, 2026 10:38
    Her dad probably just eats at the company cafeteria
    12AnonymousSep 21, 2026 10:39
    She's talked about her parents, grandma, and Mame since her trainee days
    13AnonymousSep 21, 2026 10:42
    Her grandma could still be in her 60s
    14AnonymousSep 21, 2026 10:47
    If grandma's young, it makes it even more unclear why Sakurachi's the one doing the cooking
    15AnonymousSep 21, 2026 10:47
    There's a chance her grandma's around the same age as us wota (fans)
    16AnonymousSep 21, 2026 10:49
    If grandma's young, she might be out working a part-time job
    17AnonymousSep 21, 2026 10:50
    There could be a complicated family situation going on
    18AnonymousSep 21, 2026 10:53
    She was apparently originally supposed to become an orca trainer or something — her background's kind of mysterious
    19AnonymousSep 21, 2026 10:57
    Becoming an orca trainer is harder than becoming an idol
    23AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:10
    She really seems like the type to go all-out for others
    Hope she's doing okay
    48AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:18
    Guess even a thread like this gets trolled
    55AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:22
    Apparently grandma lives alone
    People of that generation tend to suddenly cut corners with instant food when it's just for themselves
    56AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:30
    Juice=Juice really is nothing but good kids
    57AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:32
    Like that "God of the Toilet" song, huh (a hit ballad about a grandmother)
    58AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:32
    Is she basically half-living with a boyfriend or something?
    60AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:42
    Wasn't she from around Shibamata or Kanamachi?
    Access out there isn't exactly great
    62AnonymousSep 21, 2026 11:56
    So cuuute! — Sakura Ishiyama
    2026-01-15

    Look at this!
    A huuuge stuffed husky dog!
    My mom won it in the UFO catcher
    on just her 2nd try!!

    When my mom and dad came to pick me up
    after work, they said "here's a present for you"
    and out came the husky — I was so surprised, lol lol

    https://stat.ameba.jp/user_images/20260115/21/juicejuice-official/9f/fb/j/o1080134215741246061.jpg

    Tarako Pasta — Sakura Ishiyama
    2026-05-10

    Today's Mother's Day 💐
    Cheers to moms everywhere, thanks for everything!
    I've loooved tarako (cod roe)
    ever since I was little,
    and back in elementary and middle school
    my mom used to make me tarako pasta or
    tarako butter mochi for breakfast every day!

    My mom's cooking is seriously
    soooo good
    No matter how good a meal I have anywhere else,
    my mom's cooking is still my favorite

    Now that I'm an adult, she often makes me
    tarako udon in the mornings
    I'm grown up, but still a kid at heart, lol

    Background and Discussion Points

    “Pekomogu Kitchen” is a TVer-streamed location-shoot cooking show featuring idols making home-style dishes, and Juice=Juice’s Sakura Ishiyama — though she’s from Tokyo — lives on her own, away from her family home. The fact that her grandmother lives alone isn’t especially unusual in itself, given how common single-person elderly households have become. Even so, on the thread, scraps of information — “she moved out despite being from Tokyo,” “we don’t know the full situation with her grandmother or parents” — fueled speculation that went further into her family circumstances. All that was actually revealed on the show was her own comment that she’d been making bento for her grandmother and mother since high school; no details about her family structure or circumstances were disclosed. It’s worth keeping in mind that the thread’s guesses remain just speculation, with nothing to confirm them as fact.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “Juice=Juice’s Sakura Ishiyama: ‘I started cooking in high school. Since my grandmother lives alone, I used to make bento for her and my mom’.”